The American Citizen
Friday, March 8, 1907
Topeka, Kansas
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THE AMERICAN CITIZEN.
The Oldest Negro Paper devoted to the Race in this Section
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man who stands for Law Enforcement and an Economical City Administration. A man who belonged to no clique or gang, but always battling for the best interest of all the people.
There is no man in this city who is better and more favorably than Hon. D. E. Cornell, and there could not be a better found in this state to fill the position of mayor of this city he for he is thoroughly versed with the many important needs this city. He has lived here for almost forty years and during these years, we fail to hear one single person speak of him or than a man who stands for those noble principles of true good who believe in honesty and fair dealing to all, be they or poor.
If there ever was a time in the history of this city, when the men's who are interested in making this a pleasant and desirable to live, it is now; and such a city will only need a man as D. Cornell for its mayor, who will promote its future progress, and for all that implies the best interest of all citizens regard of color or stage in life. He is possessed with great executiveiry and when elected he will be mayor and not the other fellow he is not a better friend to the people, our race than Hon.D. E. Cornell. And any one who casts a vote against him for Mayor on 2nd will make a serious mistake.
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man who stands for Law,
nomical City Admini-
belonged to no cl
always battling
terest of all
There is no man in this city w
own than Hon. D. E. Cornell,
found in this state to fill the
he for he is thoroughly vers
this city. He has lived here f
some years, we fail to hear on
or than a man who stands for
hood who believe in honesty
or poor.
If there ever was a time in th
men's who are interested in ma-
te to live, it is now; and such
cornell for its mayor, who will
for all that implies the best
of color or stage in life. He
ity, and when elected he will b
is not a better friend to the
And any one who casts
12nd will make a serious mi
A WINNER
te for U. S. Guyer he is the for Judge of North side city, we feel safe in sayiug that decisions will be rendered ac- ing to the law governing the in voting for him you will be ing for a man who is thorough qualified to fill this important nation and a man who ranks on the best and leading citi- of this city. When it comes this ruling as Judge he will be no friend to reward nor may to punish.
the business in our city court becoming so great that it is sarcastic that the Judges should men of ability and well versed aw, and in electing Hon. U.ayer for Judge of the North City court would show great am upon the part of the citi- of this city.
the Republican Ticket.
WINNER THIS TIME FROM
TOP TO BOTTOM.
Mayor - D. E. Cornelll
City Clerk...Geo. Foerschler.
City Attorney...Ralph Nelson.
City Treasurer...Miss Tiera Farrow.
Office Judge...John T. Sims.
Bridge City Court, 1st District...U.
Mayor.
Bridge City Court, 1st District...R.
Hope.
Maryal City Court, 1st District...
John McDonald.
Maryal City Court 2nd. Dist.
Cheeker.
President of the Peace 3rd. Dist.
Winship.
Miss Tiera Farrow for
surveyor when you vote on April
She is the one to vote for if you
good trouser.
Judge John T.Sims for judge
court. North side He is the
man for that place.
You go to the polls on Apr.
You fail to vote for George
surveyor for City clerk. He has
a good, honest, and effec-
cled during the last two yrs.
City Locals.
Send us your news, Telephone Bell 1958 West.
Mrs. Fannie Merritt, of 1107 N. 6 St. is quite ill this week.
The funeral of Stella Gertrude Meritt of 1107 N. 6 St. who died last Tuesday was held Thursday afternoon at the 8 St. Christian church the services were conductby Rev. W. A. Bowen.
Rev.J. Anderson, who has been atIndependence Mo.for the three days assisting Rev. J. B. Winrow in his revival meetings returned home this week.
Mr. Spencer Walls has returned from Omaha Neb. where he attended the wedding of Miss Mary William and Mr. B. Burton. Mrs. Ed Smith, of 525 Neb. who has been quite ill for three week is improving.
A Union Missionary service of all the Baptist Churches of the city will be held at First Baptist church nextSunday Mar. 10th, at 3 P. M. in the interest of Foreign Mission work. Sister Josie Straghn, a native of British Guiaua S. America will address the meeting. All who fail to hear her will miss a rare treat, as she is a cultured lady, an interesting and an inspiring speaker. Come and hear her, all are welcome. No admission.
Old Folks Home
To build an Old Folks Home for Kansas City, kansas. Under the management of the E. P. and B. Aid Association, 50 or 100 acres of land will be purchased within a few miles of this city for the home site. The home will be built partly on the plan of a soldiers home the building will be of briek and stone. A committee is now looking for a location, work will begin next spring on the home as the board of managers hope to have it in operation in one year. Hundreds of old colored are in grave want, most of them are exslaves and humanity demands that they be taken care of one old man 85 years living at 2725 N. 6th St. his wife Evertine Pape is 70 years old the live with their daugh ter Mrs. Mattie Bibbs who has a large family and is very poor. Invalids young and old will be cared for by the home. The association is a charitable institution and will solicit the general public for aid to build the home.
Committee—Isaac B. Atkinson, Chr. Isaac Taylor, treas. W. H. Bolln. S. Wade Reed, Moses Martin, Mrs. S. A. Taylor, Mrs. Minnie Reed, Ed Swanagan, Mrs. Kattie Jackson, Verge Jackson, George Miller, Peter Shirley, Reubin Bell, Henry Harris, John Malone
KANSAS CITY, KANSAS FRIDAY EVENING.
The place of Man and Woman in the home.
The husband is the home supporter: the wife the home maker: therefore, unless in cases in which the husband has, by some misfortune, become unable to perform his part, married women ought not quit their own particular sphere. To do so is false economy, as the home expenditure must be greater where the careful housewife has taken her capabilities elsewhere. Where the wife becomes as business jaded as her husband, to whom can he turn for relazing company? And how shall a woman support the double strain of married and business life, and keep her health and youth?
Therefore her place should be at home while her husband should be the wagereaer and burden-bearer: Especially is this the case where there is a family. Children always look to mother for ever thing, from a pin to a fish-hook, from a doil to advice and comfort or motherly chats in the bedding stage of life, and she should be where they can easily find her.
Yet it is often for the family that a woman does engage in business. Such women deserve to succeed. But on the whole, unless a woman has very special gifts, or is compelled by hard circumstances to do otherwise, she should confine her talent or energies to her home and family.
Publication Notice
In the District Court of Wyandotte County Kansas.
Sarah Shelden. Plff.
vs.
Charles Sheldon. Dept.
To the above named defendant, you are hereby notified that you have been sued in the above named court by the above named plaintiff and that unless you appear and answer on or before the 21st day of Feb. 1907, the petition filed against you will be taken as true, and a judgement rendered the nature of which will be a decree dissolving the bonds of matrimony existing between plaintiff and defendant, and divorcing her from said defendant-and for cost of this action.
I. F. Bradley, Atty. for Pliff.
Attest: Wm. Needles. Clerk.
1st pub. Jan. 11th 1907.
Afro-Americans Protest
Do Not Want "The Clansman" to Show In Richmond.
Richmond,'Va.,... "The Clansman" Thomas Dixon's dramatization of his book of that name, which deals with a phase of Southern history little understood by the world at large, is billed to appear in this city Friday and Saturday It has aroused indignation on the part of the colored people of the city because of its dealings with questions an things concerning that race, and they today held a public meeting for the purpose of formulating a complaint to be presented to the city authorities looking to the suppression of the performance. The colored ministers of the city are among those opposed to the production of the play. Recently the town council of Suf folk refused to permit the production of the play.
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Publication Notice
In the District Court of Wyandotte County Kansas.
Sarah C. Reagan Plaintiff.
vs
William Reagan. Defendant.
State of Kansas Greeting:
To the above named defendant, William Reagan, you will take notice that on the 28th of December, 1906, that the said plaintiff above named, has filed her petition in the above and entitled court, asking for divorce on the grounds of gross neglect of duty and extreme cruelty. Unless you answep demur or otherwise object, on or before the 23rd day of March, 1907, the allegations of plaintiff will be taken as true and upon further proof the plaintiff will be granted a divorce as prayed for.
L. W. Johnson, Atty. for pliff.
Attest: Wm. Needles, Clerk.
By E. L. Cable, deputy.
1st pub. 1907.
Publication Notice.
In the District Court of Wyandotte County, Kansas,
Pearl Northington, Plaintiff.
V4.
William Northington, Defendants.
To the above named defendant, you are hereby notified that you have been sued in the above named court by the above named plaintiff, and that unless you appear and answer on or before the 20th day of July 1006 the petition filed against you, will be taken as true, and a judgement rendered against you, the nature of which will be a decree dissolving the bonds of matrimony existing between plaintiff and defendant and divorcing plaintiff from defendant, and awarding to her her maiden name Plearl Jordan, and for cost of this suit.
I. F. Bradley, atty, for pliff.
Attest: Wm. Needles, Clerk.
1st. pub. June 1, 1906.
Race Notes
Hon. Preston H. Leslie who was Governor of Kehtucky in the early seventies and who was Governor of Monatna when it was a tiritory diud at Helena Montana. Thursday Feb. 7th aged eighty eight. His funerale took place last Sunday, from the Baptist Church in Helena When a resident of this state he was moderator of the GeneralAssociation of White Baptists and has always been an ardent Christian worker.
The organised life of the Baptists in the United States will be two hundred years old next October. The old Philadelphia Association, the Confession of Faith of which is so well known among us, was organized in October, 1707. It is proposed to celebrate this bicentennial, and the happy suggestion is made that this occasion be taken to make a new study of Baptist history and faith.
When you want a nice lunch, something nice to eat that will please you call at 1510 N. 3rd St. Kansas City Kas. You will find first class home made pies, chili, fresh fish, hamberges, winnies, bake beans, pig feet etc.
Pleasant Green Baptist Church Notes,
Pastor,Rev. G. McNeal preached an able sermon last Sabbath morning, two souls were united to the church for Baptism. We are still carrying on revival and have 19 converts, we beseech you to come out with fervent prayers and bring your wicked son and daughters, husbands and wives, neighbors and their children.
Our pastor's beloved companion has been on the sick list for six weeks or more, but we are glad to report that she is convelescent.
The Sewing Circle met at Mrs. Rosa S. Jones of 1406 N. 3rd St., last Friday and those present report a delightful time.
Mrs. Elizabeth Hunt was called away hurriedly to the bed of her sick mother in New Providence, Tenn., about 6 weeks ago. But we are glad to hear they are getting along very well and she is expected to return soon with her mother if she is able to stand the trip.
The Ministers Alliance met Monday 11 a.m. and was called to order be the President Rev. W.A. Bowren, prayer was offered by Rev. C. Ferguson.
Mt. Zion Baptist Church report good Sunday School and good services all day.
King Solomon report by Pastor Rev. H. Gordon, one additism, collection $15.
8th St. Baptist church report by Rev. D. B. Jackson, col. $68.
Metropolitan Church by Rev.O Davis, good services all day,good B. Y. P. U. and Sunday school, col. $15.
Pleasant Green Baptist Church
Publication Notice.
In the District Court of Wyandotte County
Kansas:
John Callahan, Plaintiff.
vs.
Thomas H. Lynch, Ollie E. Lynch, T.H.
Lynch Mercantile Company. a corporation,
and the unknown heirs and devisees of S.A.
Snyder, deceased. [Defendants
NO. 19862.
The State of Kansas to the' above named
defendants and the unknown heirs and devisees
of S.A. Snyder deceased.
oes of S.A. Snyder, deceased. Greeting: You and each of you are hereby notified that on the 26th day of October, 1906, the plaintiff above named, John Cullahan, filed his petition in the District Court of Wyandotte County, Kansas and commenced suit against you, and in said petition said plaintiff alleges in substance as follows:
that he is now and has been the owner in fee simple of and in the actual possession of the following described real estate, lying and situate in Wyandotte County, Kansas, to-wit—
All of lots thirty-four (34) and thirty-five (35), in back sixy one (51) fin Armourdale, now a part of Kansas City.-Kansas, according to the recorded plat thereof.
That the defendant above named and the unknown heirs of S. A. Snyder, deceased, respectively, set up, assert and claim certain estates, titles, rights or interests in and to said real estate adverse to the plaintiff, there by creating a cloud upon the plaintiff's said title and rendering the same unmarriedable.
That said claim of said above named defendants and the unknown heirs and devices of S. A. Snyder, deceased, are wholly unfounded and without any right whatever and said defendants have not, nor have either of them, any estate, right, title or interest whatever in or to said real estate or any part thereof. And praying in substance that the plaintiff's title to said real estate be adjudged good and valid and that the claim estates, rights, titles or interests of the defendants and unknown heirs and devices of S. A. Snyder, deceased, is, to or upon said real estate be adjudged invalid, and that they and of them be forever barred from asserting any claim whatever in or to said real estate or any part thereof.
And you are further notified that unless you answer the petition of said plaintiff on or before the 24th day of December, 1906, the allegations thereof will be taken as true and a judgement and decree will be rendered by said Court against you in favor of the said plaintiff quieting his title to said property against you and forever barring you or any person or persons claiming by or through you from casserting any claims of estate, right, title or interest in or to said real estate and giving plaintiff other relief as prayed for in said petition.
John Callahan by E. L. Fisher his atty. Attest: Wm. Needles, Clerk of the District Court. Nov 9
A BARGAIN
For Sale—A No. one upright piano at the most reasonable figures. This is an exceptionable chance to secure one of rhe best "make" and highclass instrument of today. Call and examine and get terms, No. 411 Neb. ave, K. C. K.
Bethell A. M. E. Bhurch eor. of steward streets, will run a ten days Gospel meeting commencing Friday night Sept. 7th Rev. Pesry and Hawkins and others will assist Rev. L. W. McComiek in these services, every are cordial invited
Nice Furnished Rooms for rent with board or without, will be at home to friends on Thursday, 423 Oakland ave Mrs. Annie Williams.
Publication Notice
State of Kansas,
Wyandotte County,
In the District Court of Wyandotte County,
State of Kansas.
M. T. Jones, Plaintiff.
vs
Martha Jones, Defendant.
The State of Kansas, to Martha Jones
Creeing:
You are hereby notified that on the and
day of March, 1907, the above named Plaintiff has filed this petition in the District
Court, asking and praying for a divorce on
the grounds of extreme cruelty and gross
negligent of duty.
Unless you answer demuror or otherwise
object or before the 13th day of April, 1907,
the allegations, statement and averments
of srid petition, shall be taken as true, and
upon further 'proof', the plaintiff will be
granted divorce, as prayed for.
'L. W. Johnson, Atty, for Pliff,
Attest this 2nd day of March.
Notice of Final Settlement
County of Wyndotte, <sup>§8</sup>
In the Probate court in and for said County,
in the matter of the Estate of Corvila
Broadus, Deceased.
Creditors and all other persons interested
in the aforesaid estate are hereby notified,
that at the next term of the Probate Court
in and for said County, to be begun and held
at the Probate Court room in Kansas City,
County of Wyndotte and State aforesaid on
the first Monday in the month February, A.
D. 1907. I shall apply to said Court for a
full and final settlement of said estate.
C. Patterson, Administrator with will
annexed of Corvila Broadus, deceased.
In witness whereof, the undersigned, Probate Judge in and for the County of Wyndotte, State of Kansas, have hereto set my
hand, and affixed the seal of the said Probate
Court this 18th day of December A. D. 1006.
Winfield Freeman, Probate Judge.
MARCH 8. 1907
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Publication Notice
In the District Court andotte Covnty Kansas.
Birdie Smi h. Plaintiff vs.
Peter Smith, Desendant.
To the above named defendant, you are hereby notified that you have been sued in the above named court, by the above named plaintiff, and that unless you appear and answer on or before the 14th day, of September, 1966, the petition filed against you will be taken as true and a judgement rendered against you the natre of which will be a decree dissolving the bonds of matrimony existing between plaintiff and defendant and restoring plaintiff to her maiden name Birdie Renick and for cost of this suit.
L. F. BRADLEY. Atta. for Pliff.
Attest: Wm. Needles, Clerk
First Pub. Aug. 3rd
Administrator's Notice.
Name of Kansas
County of Wyandotte
In the Probate court in and for said county.
In the matter of the Estate' of Joseph Anderson, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that letters of Administration have been granted to the undersigned, on the Estate of Joseph Anderson late of said County, deceased, by the Honorable, the Probate court of the County and State aforesaid, dated the 1st day of March, 1907.
Now, all persons having claims against the said Estate; are hereby notified that they must present the same to the undersigned for allowance within one year from date of said letters; or they may be precluded from any benefit of such estate; and that if such claims be not exhibited within one year after said Letters, they shall be forever barred.
Samuel Diggs,
Administrator of the Estate with will annexed of Joseph Anderson, deceased.
notice, and assigned, Probate Judge in and for the county of (SEAL) Wyandotte, State of Kansas, have hereto set my hand, and affixed the seal of the said Probate Court this 1st day March. A. D. 1907.
V notice of Final Settlement.
State of Kansas
County of Wyandotte
In the Probate Court in and for said county.
In the matter of the Estate of Anthony Dudley, deceased.
Creditors and all other persons interested in the aforesaid estate, are hereby notified, that at the next regular term of the Probate Court in and for said County, to be begun and held at the Probate Court room in Kansas City, County of Wyandotte, State (aforesaid, on the first Monday in the month, November A.D. 1905. I shall apply to said court for a, and final settlement of said estate.
Eliza Dudley Administratix of Anthony Dudley, deceased.
In witness whereof, the undersigned, Probate Judge in and for the county of Wyandotte, State of Kansas, have hereto set my hand, and affixed the seal of the said Probate Court this 12th day of October A.D.1906
Winfield Freeman. Probate Judge
NOTE LETS
For Rent—To desirable partiesglen tieman perfered)well furnished rooms in one of the best families in the city,inquire at this office.
Mrs.S. T. M. Mitchell of 340 Minn.ave.,is proprietress of one of the most desirable clean up-to date Rooming house in the city-charges always reasonable.
For Nice Furnished Rooms call on Mrs. Iday Easily at 1107 N. 6th st.,conveniently located only one block from the Minnesota ave, car line, "Prices reason able.
Mrs. Raed, 528 Nb. ave., has a few nicely furnished roms to rent.
Notice of Application for Parole.
This is to notify all persons that I the undersigned will on the 2nd day of October 1906 or as soon thereafter as jean be conviently heard apply to the Prison Board of the State of Kansas, for a parole from the State penitentiary of the State of Kansas. Take not ce and govern yourself accordingly.
CLARENCE STEWART.
And few there were who, passing, saw
A rose, a sunbeam, nothing more.
—Beth Slater Wilson.
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Grangemouth ts the name of a Mos
ow editor. Evidently a farmer on
the side,
Waldorf Astor has become so thor.
eughhy anglicized that he is going to
marry an American girl.
‘4 clergyman says‘that bridge whist
leads to mental decline. Why doesn’t
he try poker for a change?
Senater Pettus is declared to be a
poor man and fond of poker. The
dast explaing the first, possibly.
Perhaps boys should be thankful for
whippings, as somebody declares, but
‘hey seldom are before they are 45.
Sweet Spring ts now approaching,
and Summer with the rose, so poetry's
encroaching upon the field of prose.
King Edward was “warmly re-
ceived” in Paris, but not in the same
way as when he used to be priuce of
‘Wales.
The czar will reserve the right tc
wield the big stick over the Douma
according to the latest advices from
St. Petersburg.
We learn from the New York Mai!
that women are using garters to keep
those long, arm-length gloves in place.
But do they hola?
Maneburta will be Gnaily evacuate:
by the Jopanese in a few days. Ii
has taken them longer to get out
than it did to get fa.
It ia now belleved that Anna Gould
4s going to give Boni one more chance.
tn spite of the fact that be has taken
@ great meny already,
Uruguay should not be blamed for
having a revolution. A review of re-
ent Sonth American history shows
that it is Uruguay's turn,
Asks the editor of the Pittsfield
Journal: “Are there four girls with
gray eyes in Pittsfield?” Apparently
ye scribe means to get buey.
Queen Maud of Norway is losing
her health because she fears her hus-
band will be killed. This queen busi-
ness 1s not all pickles and ple
It was mot long ago that all the
“success” magazines were pointing to
‘the Pittsburg millionaires as ex-
amples to the youth of the land.
‘With 10,000 doctors in convention in
Boston next summer, the rest of the
country ought to have a good oppor-
tunity to get well—Boston Globe.
It ts a pity that the great romancers
of the sea did not live in a generation
which affords such thrilling material
fat the log of the dry dock Dewey.
A Minnesota man says he has dis-
covered the cause of the aurora
borealis, But what bearing will this
have on the price of coal this year?
Much to the surprise of everybody,
‘ome of the phenomenal ball players
added to the leading nines as marvel-
eus discoveries will probably make
good.
Cheer up, mister! The president of
the Dressmakers’ National Protective
Association says that women’s dress
will be less expensive this year than
aver before. 2
The Japanese, says one of their
statesmen, should adopt chairs and
develop their legs. Well, short legs
did not prevent them from “getting
there” in the late war.
Portia, as quoted by the editor of
a kind of society paper, is made to
say: “How far that little scandal
throws his beams! So shines a bau
deed in this haughty world.”
News comes from the east that the
weventeen-year locusts will devastate
the land this year. How many thnes
fm the course of a decade do the sey-
enteen-year locusts come, anyhow?
As the last sufiragist was detatched
from the Coorkmoh ‘and put ‘into the
police wazou, the premier of the grext
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for alll Purposes, at all Hours.
The Best Equipped White Enameled Ambulance for
sick and wounded
on Short Notice. Charges Reasonable. Cail at 43) Minne.
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The Ethiopian Protective and Beneficrai
| Aid Assccration
Employment and [Information _ureaul for'the members
of the Asso. -ation, Seer
1508 N, 3rd Street. Kansas¢City, Kansas,
BELL TELEPHONE 2313 WEST.
F ISAAC Bo ATKINSON, ~
President of the E, P. & B.{Aid’Association,
LW. H. BoLprn, Acting Secretary.
| Peter Shirley, Canvassing Agent.
‘The Ethiopian Protective aud Benefi-
cial Aid Association, National Conven-
tion at Kansas City, Sept. 22nd, 1908.
‘The National association will be_com-
posed of delegates from every State and
Feritory inthe union, the association
will bave an exhibition of many amus-
ing features at the same time of the con
vention which will run for 30 days, one
hundred acres or more land will be
bought by the assoeiation for exposition
grounds, buildings will,be erected on the
groundy tosuit the exposition, thousands
of members are noW joining the associa-
tiga has over ‘a thousand members.
Kansas pas many organizations, Gar-
den city, Dodge city, Larned, Great
Bend, Hutchinsons, Wichita, Newton,
Emporia, Topeka and Kansas City have
their local organization, local organiza
tions will be sebupineach state and
euch organization will send delegates to
tbe national convention.
Among the great objects of the asso-
ciation are to organize the 10,000,000 col
vred people of the nation into oné com
mon hod to better the conditions of the
whole race and for their protection, \To
Mayors appear to have had thelr
troubles two centuries ago, At jnele-
feld, Germany, there‘is a tombstone
with this inscription: “Here Iles Jo
hannes Burggreve, who considered his
alection as burgomaster of this city
the greatest misfortune of his life.”
The Day's Length.
By a simple rule, the length of the
day and night, any time of the year,
may be ascertained by doubling the
‘ime of the sun's rising, which will
give the length of the night; and dou-
ble the time of setting will give the
length of the day.
Cold Baths vs. Drunkeniness.
In the course of a discussion at the
sanitary congress Mr. Weaver é@
clared that it was almost impossible
for anyone taking a cold bath every
morning to become an habitual drunk-
‘rd.—London Telegraph.
Hunt Treasure at Mont Pelee.
‘Treasure hunting has become the
principal occupation of the islanders
of Martinique. They dig day and
night among the ruins caused by the
eruptions of Mont Pelee for gold and
other valuables.
No Dutiful Wife Wilt De It.
Once when a man loses all love for
dis wife is when he holds a straight
flush against four aces in a little po
ker game and she has the four aces.—
Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.
Radium Kills Mice.
Before the Paris Academy of Sct
snees, M. Bouchard stated that mee
exposed to emanations from radium
tied in six hours.
Thunder Kills Oysters.
Oysters are such 2crvous creatures
that a sudden sho’, such as a lond
thunder-clap, will Sid cany hendveds
sie Aah ES ee Nh See
buy land by the}thousands” of acres in
‘each state, to eelonize these lands, farm
them,build towns aad cities tig» exttte
‘hogs, horses, poultry and ete,, ty este
lish tanevies, shbo and eotton factories
‘this will Solve the race problem, 10 eents
a piece from 10 million people would be
1 million dollars for 12 months would be
$12,000,000 for five years woula be 60 mil
| lion dollars which would buy 1,200,000
acres of land at $50. per acre this would
be enough lund to colonize every colored
family in the Unite states. This would
give the boys and girls who are ‘now be-
jing cducated’something to do instead of
earning bad habits and starving out ia
cities,
pCertifieates for mombership are 50 ets
‘monthly dues 10 cts, Each state can or-
ganize itself and select it deiegates to
‘the oational eanvention, Now let every
race man and woman get basy for far-
‘ther information address Kansas City
-headquarters, Several canvassing agent
are wanted in every state’ and city with
a good commission allowed.
Lam yours for the up ouilding of ‘the
Ethiopian or black race in America and
throughout the world, %
To the Afflicted.
‘TuthLose whe are suffermg with Chro-
nie diseases and espesinlly'such as other
Doctors have! given up. Coil on Doctor
Benjaman Bonner of Quindaro Kansas,
he iso devine healer, und says he wil
eure you of the following diseases, if
you are snffering with Parlyses he will
‘cure you of that perticular disease or no
‘charges for his service, T evn olso eure
re Fever. Palpitatior. of the heart. In-
digesting. Side Pleurisy. call on me at
Quin daro Kansas
| He refers you tovany of the followiag
|pereons whom he bas treated for their
‘different cases:-Maggie Jenkins foot of
Freeman, Mrs. R. Grigsby, Quindaro;
xe HH. Everett, Quindaro; Laura
| Kennedy, 566 Oak, and Anna Bechain
|1019 Pacific both in K. C. Mo.
| 322 Publication Notice.
In the District Court of: Wyandotte eounty
Kansas,
Isaiah Edmonson,
Russia Edmonson.
‘To the above named defendant, you are
hereby notitiedjthat you hyve been sued in
the above named courkby the above named
plaintiff, and that unless you appear and
answer on or before ‘the 11th day Jan, 190%
tho petition filed.in said cause will be taken
ay tra2.and a judgment rendered the nature
of which Will .be'a decree dissolving the
bonds of matrimony existing between plain-
and defendant and divorcing plaintiff fron
defendant andsfor cost os this action.
Attest: By I, F. Bradley. Atty.
Wnu. Needles, Clerk. Dec..7
Size of Ancient Babylon.
Ancient Babylon was not sucl a
feat city as some have supposed, ac
cording to H. Valentine Geere, the
archaeologist. He says: “The idea
of Babyion’s vastness and magnifl
cence, to which we have becons ac
eustomed, has been practically explod-
ed. Dr. Kodewey told me that the
site of the city was‘arger than that
of any other ancient city; but ever
80, the idea that it could be compared
with London and its suburbs, which
has been very generally held, ts em-
tirely erroneous. In point of fact, tt
SHIELOS FOR TROOPS IN ‘WAR
‘Their Use Urged by a German Mili
taty Writer,
A writer In the Militar-Wochenblatt
raises anew the question of the use
of portable shields for the protection
of infantry im the attack, says the
djrcad Arrow. He writes approvingly
of the Japanese spade work in the
offensive, the more so because he
mentions incidentally, as a matter re-
garding which there can be no dis
pute, that the German authori¥jes
have long since advocated the use of
artifielil cover in the attack, and
points out that when the ground was
frozen or rocky, and the spade could
make no impression upon it, the at-
taeking Japanese infantry not infre-
quently went forward, carrying with
them filled sandbags weighing as
much as forty pounds. He remarks
that if the undonbtedly brave Jepa-
nese soldier found it necessary to
‘load himself with so bulky aud bur
densome a protection when advancing
in theopen against an intrenched en
emy it would seem far better to equip
the infantry with a light, handy shield.
| Furnished with a handle by which
to carry it, a loophole to fire through
and some arrangement to prevent its
falling down, the infantryman wou!d
then find himself, like his gunner
comrade. protected by a bullet-proof
shield. The writer in the Wochenblat!
suggests that on the march the shield
should be carriedon the back, wher
}going Into action on the chest, and
when advancing to the attack in the
| left hand, so as to be at once available
for use when lying down to fire, both
as head cover and rifle rest.
YOUR HAIR’ SHOULD BE ‘DRAS.
‘That is the Fashionable Color, So an
Authority Says.
“Deep auburn and the drab shades
arsine fashionable colors in halr this
seascn,” said the woman who makes
‘hair coloring a speciality, as placidly
as though she were commenting on
‘the state of the weather or the ad:
‘vanee style in dress’ goods, %
“One of my_eustomers has to my
Amowledge worn five different colors
‘or shades oa her wavy tresses, Hav-
‘ing been blesséd with medium brown
hair by nature she became a ravish-
ing blonde when the fashion for
bleaching first came in.
| “Next she took to titian red after «
trip to the art. galleries of Europe,
‘Phen she thovsht she would be more
Attractive as a bruneite, and now her
hair ts drab.
“The lest is by far the most popv-
lar of ‘all for the reason that is most
difficult to obtain, and then it fs pret-
ty generally becoming, and it happens
that women who are born with this
partienler color of hair are almost al
wavs clover,
How is it done? Well, in ease of a
woman whose hair is dark a bleach
must first be used before the dye is
applied. With women whose hair has
turned eray it is a still simpler prob-
lem. The color lasts a year, wihile
the head can be washed and even salt
water bathing docs not affect it.’—
New York Sun.
What Money Wil! Do.
They say that mores can nov hay
eee he ee
Health, heaven. tslenda, Pesticet. content
Greien'@ loving wite
They ‘say that money can not buy
These things for me, sian Bue
Weurct dont know!
Wha} auent wal nrveata cut sete sane
Wihat bavane nm lovee vache
Whien sails'me to lands yehere Health
Ts food imvevers shat
hat pays my epecia lee dear aim,
To keep me in suck pevvect whet
Well don't’ knot!
What hought the most actightful wife
Aman could hope. to win
Witat buss her sters wiah in tife—
The ‘clothes ‘she Gazsien, in?
And if ‘her heart beats not for me,
And Tamence adored) vou see,
‘Wall don't Know?
Ang heaven? Oh. of course, I don't
Bp to, eet Ir fet
But Ifthe Lora meant’ what he sald
Concerning’ charity:
The ithe Th give Wefore 2 ate
Vil Suip me trough the needie's eye,
Ort doa't Know! .
For happiness? Well. money bought
“Thier inet e-cent clots
Ie bought" this chair in which T Tet >
Te bought this Trivate eats
Fave thle ound ands T guemm
Ef atl tite tp noe harping,
‘Well=I don't. now?
“New York Press,
bite a it de
A Welsh judge had before him a
ease in which a printer sued a pork
butcher for the value of a large par
cel of paper bags with the butcher's
advertisement printed thereon,
The printer, having no suitable {1
lustration to embellish the work
thought he improved the occasion by
putting an elaborate royal arms above
the man’s name and address, butllti
mately the latter refused to pay.
The judge, looking over a specimen,
observed that for his part he thought
the lion and the unicorn were much
nicer than an old fat pig.
“O well,” answered the butcher,
“perhaps your honor likes to eat ani:
male like that, but my customer's
don’t. I don’t Kill lions and unicorns
—I only kill fat pigs!”
|, Verdict for defendant—New York
World. /
Buildina Uo-to Reauirements.
A Kansas City man purchased a
uty lot with the restriction that he
should not build a honse on it to cost
leas than $2,500. After having paid
for the lot he decided to build a $1,500
cottage.
Before he had completed it the real
astate man from whom he had bought
the lot threatened to sue him for
sreach of contract. “This little shack
you are building,” said the real estate
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harmless, will'not injure the most delicate ha i
will absolutely promote the growth of hair and pre
vents dandrufi. It makes the hair fine and silky
and nourishes itsto grow long and straight, prevents
the hair from falling out. Finely perfumed ani
makes an excellent hair dressing. Used by leading
hair dressers and strongly endorsed by them. We
have a thousand testimonials to prove-all we say
It is not a new thing but has/been tested for years,
Price 25c JAR BY POSTAGE Te EXTRa
Genera! Supply Agent, Mrs. EH. b. Madison
614 Troupe Ave. -Kansas City, Kansas.
Why does colored people as well as uncole 2d peoptet set in the darke
by a smoky poor fight and drink muddy bad
} water full of disease germs,
When they can get a first-class
Bright Gas B Light
For 35 to 75 cents. And a
in ny
Self Cleaner Water Filter
i VG Vor aii
that makes the water clear as a Crystal and Healthy.
For 50 to 75 cents, .
a Em
A. J. SHERIDAPRS
ROOM 8,
530 MINNESOTA AVE. KANSAS CITY, KAN
“In the shade of the Old Apple Tree” is a very popular song-M™™
not you be popular by trading at a popular store?
L. J. MADDUX,
.
Staple and Fancy Groceries
Meats and ali Kinds of Produce.
"HOME PHONE 784 WEST.
852 FREEMAN AVE. , KANSAS CITY, Kansas
ee ee
See ————— —
Because its employes were late a
‘London house provided a book in which
the tardy ones were to write excuses.
Reasons for lateness were not much
ae At the top of the page one
Would write “Train delayed,” or “Om-
‘nibus horse died,” as the case might
be, and the rest fell into the habit
of making ditto marks and letting it
go at that. But not long ago one
man had a new excuse. He wrote
with pride: “Wife had twins.” ‘The
second slow person that morning was
in a great hurry, and did not notice
the fnnovation, but made his custo-
mary ditto marks, and the rest of
the men on that page followed suit.
‘The excuse book was abolished.
| Example of the Postage Stann.
The late Judge Andrew Wylie, of
Virginia, had a happy gift of illustra
tlon. The judge cast in 1860 the only
vote for Lincoln that was given in
Alexandria, Va. In an “address on
Lincoln he once illustrated in an odd
way the power of perseverance, “Lin-
coln persevered,” be said, “and it is
only those who persevere, they who
concentrate their energies, whu suc-
ceed. Don't give three years to jour-
nalism and then, discouraged, try the
law awhile. Don't learn the grocery
business and in a little waile take up
placer mining or plumbing. Consider,
rather, the postae stamp, whose use.
ful depends on jts ability to stick to
one thing until it gets there.”
Think What a Family Thent
“Well,” said the first policyholder,
as e “s nis paper, “there is at
Res, 420 Nebraska ave. Tel. 383 Will
SOUTH AMERICAN
MEDICAL INSTITUTE
Office Hours: From 10 a. m., tili#? ®
and from 6 till 9 p.
C,H, C. JORDAN, M. M., Mt
pee
Here is the Place
J. T. Roberts
TONSORIAL PARLOR
All the Latest Style Hair Cuts,
Shave strictly Up-to-Date
438 MINNESOTA AVE
An Old French Sailor.
French seamen have & i oe
Person of a centenarien. TH
Sailor belongs alike to the "™Y)
to the merghant service, for YC
in both, and it would be TUN
say in which of the two 1d
were the most thrilling, * ou
ineludes thres shipwr ‘oo 3
Of Navarino, in which be
tion in orders, the blockade Os
One capture by brigands: 10" nc
himselt end his companions *,
Spanish ship whic cap'vre"
air which had captured ee
pany years before M,
‘and
“ues, Eddy a8 the Medium of ter
Dead Brother.
c Mrs. Patterson (now Mrs,
qui Mrs. Oroshy sat together at
c ides Of the same table, sud-
“oy Mrs. Patterson Teaned back-
‘ani, shivered, closed her eyes, and
peu co tlk in a seputehral, mau-
gst voiee, The voice said that “he”
es Albert Baker, Mrs. Pattersons
jeuer, “He” had been trying, the
juice continued, to get control of Mrs,
puletson for many days, “He” wish-
«to wern Mrs, Crosby against put-
tog such entire confidence in Mrs,
person. “He informed me,” Mrs,
Crosby continues, “througa her own
tye, that while his sister loved me as
nich as she Was capable of loving
anvone, life had been a severe experi-
gent with her and she might use my
ered confidenee to further any am-
sitions purposes of her own.”—Me-
ure’s Magazine.
Illustrated.
Atesener in one of the primary.
xivols of New York reeently read to
ter povils “The O14 Oaken Bucket.”
Ater explaining the song to them
tery corefilly, she asked the class to
py the rst stanza from the black
yor], whexe she had written it, and
xy (0 llvstrate the verse by drawings
tlie seme way a story fs Mustrated.
ins short while one little sirl hand-
si up her slate with several little dots
woven wo lines, a ¢irele, half a doz
a dols, and three buckets .
1 do not quite understand this,
felwy," sa'd the teacher, kindly.
‘What is that circle?”
oY, that’s the we,” Maimy re-
Wed.
ind why do you haye three bueck-
es?" again asked the teacher.
Ove.” answered the: child, “is the
xien bucket, one is the fron-bound
weket, and the other is the moss-cov-
net buckpt that hung in the well?”
“Sut, Maimy, what are all these lit-
{le dots for?”
“Why, those are the spots which my
Infancy knew,” earnestly replied Mat-
/ay.—Harper's Weekly.
Poetry of the Future.
When Peary has found the North pole,
ind the Panama eanal is finished,
And the negro question is satisfactor-
nswered,
Jud English spelling is reformed,
And we have nniversal peace,
hd politicians are all honest,
here really are no trusts,
ind coal ccsts only fifty cents a ton,
ind life insurance is absolutely square,
ice fs delivered free,
tui the city pays taxes to the eftizen,
siailmen promptly pay all their
‘alie steam trains and electric
Ul wait for you,
451 the Cape Cod canal projectsis for
\ et home before 10 o'clock at
variably sober,
Ant school children really tove thetr
And the churches are regularly erowd-
Then life will be so sweetly poetic
That al! poetry cam be written
Uke this,
Usght off the be*
Without though
Nthout meter,
Without rhyme,
Somerville Journal.
7S mpc ay
Say .
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Est tS eee
Kare s i J am
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2) OS Pues
x To Make it Look Old.
be You certainly were a long
yy Tinging this champagne.
naft-Not my fault, sir. ‘The
Se Sa long time finding the
= the bottle, sir,
ised to go into the soap
E lusively,“ whereas today
% most important mills in
converting this oil into
cS stie grease, sold com-
vstitute for butter,
Bite cc ee
y walk where angels
ke:
bose they haven't got:
- car fare,
a 'y lend enchantment, but
s* sco young lovers walking on
sides. of the! wtyeae suet
na ae
a ee enema ree
FOCTE SPELT OHS
* CURRENT ITEMS. ”
PRS O OEE aoe EE
James J. Hill, president of fie
Great Northern Railway company, whe |
has returned from St. Peal to Nex
York, expressed the conviction tha:
the tide of prosperity is turning and
that there are indications of a signifi-
cant recession in business, As Mr.
Hill phresed it, “the sails of prosper-
ity ere being reefed. The year 1908
tay be a hard year and wany thoa-
sands of men may then be out of
work.”
+
General Loynaz del Castillo, of
Cuba. is out with another statement
calling for liberty or death. In a state-
ment published in La Launch, he says:
Independence or death is the only: fe-
sue, Let cowards live withoat 2 coun-
try. To my last breath T ficht for Cn
ba libre, Hixndreds of thousands of
Spanish soldiers have been buried for
opposing Cuba’s Independence. i1?-
lions more cf tombs will he opened if
nécessary. We acrepted the surrender
of arms, belfeving the Americans
world sive back our liberty. AN rhe
above IT have said to Seeretary Baron
T repeat it now to the protectorisis.
Unless the strictest eeomomy fs prac-
ticel, a timber femme wilt result tn
the United States within the next fe
years, is (he opinion of R. §. Kelloze.
United States forest inspector. who
spoke before the Western Socicty of
Bagincers at Chicago, “The entpnt of
timber has remained stationery for
years, while the demand bos Inereasad
stendily.” ssid Mr. KelNosg. “White
pine lumber bas advanced 10% ner
cent gn the last twenty vears, Great
economy must be practiced in the noxt
few yeors in order to avert a timber
famine.”
*
In the postofiee apnrapriation line
the controversy between newspavers
and magazines which carry cannon
advertisomerts was disposed ef iy
the senate by the adoption c7 the fol:
lowing provision; “That hereafter
newspapers and periogieats may ear-
ry blank or printed return coupons as
part of advertisements or other
blewk space for writing coneernias
the subjects trented, not in eseee3 of
nethird of the superileiat area voc:
eupied by the advertisements or ar
ticle, without impairing their rect
to the second class rates of postage.”
= *
The U.S. Senate, in commfitee of
tae whole, uccepted the Beveridge
autendment to tie pure food lew, re-
outring that the Inspected meat not
only st bo marked “inspected and
passed" inorder that it may be ed.
suitted to ‘Inter: 2 -commerte, bu
ke corperation~eileriig the products
fer shigiient ‘shall also eause the Ie
tel to le atiacked xiving the d:te of
| iuspection ond packing. ‘Tre amend-
| fucnt applies to all meat food pro.
@uets deposited or inclosed in cou:
| tins, pats, canvas or other reesntach
|The packers have bitterly opposed
this provision,
-
Replying toa question regarding the
size of Jolin D. Rockefeller’s fortune
Frederick T. Gates, Mr. Rocke feller's
business representative, sald: “Ther
have been.a great many amusing mis-
statements .on ‘this subject. Several
years ago Senator Hoar in the senate
eredited Mr. Rockefeller with a for-
tune of 1000 nifilion dollars. Phe facie
The committee of pcliey-holders of
the New York Mutual Life were de-
feated in tho election for directors hy
a decisive vote. The official fieares
are as follows: Administration ticket,
199,182. United committee ticket, 69
161. Selected fusion ticket, 7.447. 41.
though the complicated system arlopt-
ed by the $25 a day inspectors sppoint-
ed by Insurance Superintendent Kel-
sey to canvass the New York vote hare
Rot made sufficient progress to an-
ounce the result of the preliminary
count, there seems lttis doubt that the
MeCall-Morgan administration comM-
nation was equally suecessfil, indend
it is not unlikely that the perconta:e
azainst the International Polis? Meld
ers’ ticket wilt be higher than in the
Mutual Life, where the fleht tas wased
most ‘bitterly by combined commit
tees, :
®
Application to orzanize the First
National bank of Kiowa, I. T.. With a
capital of $25,099, has heen approved
by the comntrolieMof the currency.
Pension atiorneys are clesing their
Offices in all parts of the country since
pie Dasesce 2, the. la Pa Contes
$ structed Under Government “+
+ Engineers. *
PERE E SEE ESET ED
James P. Stevens, chief engineer of
the Fafama canal has resigned; the
bid of W. J. Oliver for the contract
to dig the canal has been rejected; the
Senate’ committee on canals has fail-
to. repert the nominations of the can-
21 commissioners, hence there will be
no canal commission after March 4;
army efticers “who will not heed at-
iacks in Congress gnd from the press
and who will be content with small
vay” are to take up the great task and
Major Georze W. Geethals, energetic
and young enoagh to complete the
project before he comes of retiring
age, 15 to head the organization.
An cfficial statement from the
White hovse officers announced that
all the bids have been rejected. The
form is declared, after investigation,
to be defective. ‘The>purzose of tho
rovernment to secure for building the
canal the services of the best and
mest experienced contractors has
filled. ‘The canal prebably will be
dag by contract, but the future plans
fu that direction are indefinite,
‘The present forea and organization
on the isthmss, which Mr. Stevens
leaves as the chief monument to his
eighteen months of labor there, will
be continued under new supervision.
Ratéthere will be quite a change’ in
he persentel. Second in command
) Major Goethals will be Major Da-
vid Dat. Gafilard. Major Setbert will
be third in command, The President
intends to have a line of army engi-
neers trained into the special work,
so that If one drops out because of in-
capacity or for any other reason
there will be another to take his
nace.
Purtermore, Joseph Clay Sifles
Plackburn, Democrat, “of Versailles,
Ky. soon to become an. ex-senator af
ter thivty years in public life, proba-
ably will be made a member of the
canal commission, and it is in the
Presi@eni’s mind to make all three
army ensineers canal commissioners.
fie wil yeise their salaries beyond
the compensation of military officers
Mejor Goethals will have $15,000, halt
jie salary paid to Mr. Stevens.
There is mystery behind the resiz:
nation of Stevens. It came as a sur-
prise to the President about ten day
azo. Sypatently all the reagons for
it have not been told. ‘The chief en-
ginger smarted under the attack upon
the-eandl. He was unnseg to govern-
ment wis of doing business and re-
sented the constant gornfiny of de-
tails. When the Sénate committee on
interoceanic canals waned to” brin+
hit hack Inst spring to testify agnia
be informed the President that he
would resign if the eomnulitee insist
ed.
More than onve My. Stevens assert
ed that he would buil@ the canal ia
quick time if the government would
permit bita to baild a board fenc:
around it and exclide all exeent the
workers. He was jealous, too, of
those who preceded him and who left
their places ‘to accept more uerative
employment in private enterprises,
Nothing scems to be known here of
Mr. Stevens's plans. He is to give
way to Major Goethals as scon as
convenient.
Experience.
A certain member of the Pittsburg
Stock Exchange has set his nephew up
lin business three times byt the young
min lacks something essential to sue-
cess in the line selected for him, and
has failed with each effort.
When he recently appeared before
the uncle with his fourth request, the
laiter sata:
“You must learn to lean on yourself.
I can't carry you all my life. I’ tell
yon what I'l do, You owe me a great
Geal as the resnlt of your last failure.
Piteh in on your own hook and go it
alone till yon pay off those debis.
When you've done that, I'l give you a
check for what they amount to. Such
an experience will do you more good
than all the money I could give you
now.”
Two months late: the nephew walket
in with every claim receipted, and the
uncle was so delighted that he gave
the promised check.
“How dig you manage it, Howard?”
he asked, efter an expression of con-
gratulation.
“T horvowed the money," replied
Howard —Hatner’s Weekly?
Detecting Flows in Metats,
To detect hidden cracks opening
front the surface of metals, the -sur-
face is first moisienc? with kerosene,
end is then dried off sith with agloth.
It ig: then. coatod with. a
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
The Unguiet Stars,
In a recent: suit in a Cincinnati
court a lawyer was eross-examining a
German, the point under inquiry being
the relative position 6f the doors, win-
dows, and so forth, in a house in
which a certain transaction was al-
leged to have ocenrved,
| “And now, my good man,” the law-
‘yer said, “will you be good enough to
tell the court how the stairs run in
your house.”
| ‘The German looked dazed for a mo-
‘ment. “How do they run?” he re-
neatted. ,
“Yes; how do the stairs run?”
“Yell,” continued the witness, “ven 1
am oop-stairs dey run down, and ven
‘Tam down-stairs dey run oop."
“Harper's Weekly.
ONLY ONE “BROMO QUININE.”
‘That is LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine.
| Similarly named remedies sometimes
@ceeive. The first and original Cold
Tablet is a WHITH PACKAGE with
black and red lettering, and bears ‘the
| sienature of FE. W. GROVE. 25¢,
Municipal play-grounds were given
a big boost by President Roosevelt and
Representative Boutell at Chigago at
a banquet given by the Washington
Playgrounds’ associatioh. The Prest-
dent wrote a letter in which te asked
that the inalienable right of boys and
girls to frolie shonld not de dented
them. Representative Boutelt explain
ed his biil to Congiess for the estab-
lishment of playcrounds in Washing-
ten. The President advised si cities
to mike provisions at once for play-
grounds, lest suitable sites ne obtained
oniy at immense cost. As an example
of hindsight, he pointed to New York,
where playgrounds recently cost 1 mil-
lien dollars,
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to
cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleed-
ing or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days
or money refunded. 50c.
Contrary to a widespread belief that
hardwoods give more heat in burning
than soft varieties, the scientists at
Washington are contending that the
greatest heating power is possessed by
the wood of the linden tree, which is
very soft. Fir stands next to linden,
and almost equal to it. Then comes
pine, hardly inferior to fir and linden;
while hard oak possesses 8 per cent.
less heating capacity than linden, and
red ‘beech 10 per cent. less.
Cheaper the Oil, Better the Light
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the Missouri, Kansas & Texas Indian
territory land grant case. The rail-
road claims land along the right- of
way worth several million dollars, be-
longinggto members of the Five Civi-
lized tribes. The State of Kansas
brought the suit as trustee for the rail-
road company last October. Solicitor
General Hoyt filed with the court a
motion that the case be dismissed on
the ground that the State of Kansas
had no right to bring the suit, as it
was not a trustee for the railroad in
the land grant. This motion the court
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by Chief Justice Fuller. A written
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court merely dismissed the case. ‘This
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‘Actually Helped Build Her Own
Home.
“Having always a&pired to being the
owner of a home in the country,” writes
E. C..in the New York Evening Teie-
gram’s Own Home — Competition,
“where we two, husband and myself,
could enioy our old age and die in iresh
air, with no means to gratify that de-
sire, I could see but one way that it
was to be accomplished, i. e., go sys-
tematically about saving for that pur-
pose. As my allowance was but $6, I
could save very little. With what pres-
ents and perquisites we received, as weil
as economy, at the end of four years I
had laid by about $700. Then we looked
about for a desirable location. That we
found in Westchester county, about
twenty miles from the city hall, New
York city; cominutation 12 cents per
day. I paid $500 for four building lots,
25x125 feet each. I received in the
neighborhood of $300 as commission
for selling suburban property, and con-
cluded I would venture starting the
bui.dine of a house with $500, for if I
could not complete it at once T could
save rent and finish as I was able. The
house is 28x30 feet, two stories and at-
tic; ceilings, ground floor, g feet; sec-
ond story, 8 fect; kitchen, pantry, din-
ing room and front room, with a hall
large enough for an ordinary reception
room. Second floor, two large bed-
rooms, one small one and bathroom;
ample closets. More bedrooms could
be finished in attic if required.
“T started the house in summer,
camped on what I now use for garden,
hired Italians to dig the cellar and lay
foundation with stone on the place. In
digging they struck a vein of sand,
which was utilized, thus saving the ex-
pense of ‘huilding sand.’ Had the oppor-
tunity to buy a building with good tim-
ber and well-seasoned lumber, for
which I paid $50. The cost of taking it
down, aside from volunteer help, was
$io. It furnished nearly all the timber,
sills, beams, ete., and the entire lining.
Labor was the largest item, and even
that I managed to economize, because
all those friends and acquaintances that
invited themselves up to camp out with
us helped all that they could under the
direction of a competent carpenter and
builder. Between the lining and clap-
boards is an interlining of sheathing
paper to insure warmth, and although
the expectation was that the house
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“ Anniversary of Attempt on Life of +
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While the funeral-sérvices over the
remains of Congressman Davis, of
[South Carolina, were being held in
the capitol seventy-two years ago, an
aitemst to kill President Andrew Jack.
son Was made by printer named
Livwrenee, a’ rezid=nt of this city.
tke funeral services were held in
the house of representatives and were
atiended by ihe President, members
‘of the cabinet, senators and represen-
atives and friends of the deceased. ln-
mediately afier the services were con-
eluded in the hall the body was remov-
ed from “ere through the rotunda and
by the east piazza to the hearse, fol-
lowed by the President and others in
slow procession. President Jackson
was waiking with several officiais and
Was regretting the fact tHat it would
De impossible for him to attend the
bdurial,-interment being in Congression-
al-cemetery. Just as the President
ame out of the rotunda, a man ap-
proached from a corner section of the
rotunda in which there was a large
PPFEEEEH ESSE SH SHG EH eres
A Southern Opinion of Lincoin.
‘This day ufnety-eight rars ago,
amid the environments of humility
“and. poverty, was born a child who be
“fore he had passed far beyond the
‘Aweridian of life was destined to hav
ke) @omen # Home.
would cost $800, it did not cost much
over $500.
“I did all the wainscoating in the
kitchen and dining room after thé boss
had shown me how it should be done.
I have come to the conclusion that a
woman can do far more than she is
credited with if she is real determined.
The taxes are my largest item and the
hardest to meet, but words are inade-
quate to express my satisfaction that I
have my own home, free from debt, even
though it is humble. No landlord can
‘put me out’ because my chickens or
dog annoy somebody else. Ti 1 aim in-
disposed I have no fears that | am los-
ing time and the rent may not be ready
on the first. The garden gives me
plenty: even if Ido neglect it for a
week.”
A MISUNDERSTOOD SCIENTIST.
Dr. Willima Osler’s statement, made
nearly two years ago, that “ man’s best
work is done before forty,” which he
meant in a preparatory sense, created
a world-wide sensation at the time, its
signification being thoughtlessly and in-
jurionsly perverted. It is only lately
that it has received its true interpreta-
tion, declares the Christian Register.
Taking advantage of’ Dr. Osler’s
presence in Canada recently, (whither
he went to celebrate the centenary of
his beloved mother), Mr. Charles Leon-
ard-Stuart, the well-known encyclopae-
dist, wrote to him for accurate informa-
tion. The reports of the professor's
famous address to the students of Johns
‘Hopkins University were so distorted
that “oslerized” has become a familiar
term.
Dr. Osler’s real words or that oc-
casion were:
“The teacher's life shouid have three
periods—siudy until twenty-five; inves-
tigation until forty; profession until
sixty, at which time I would have him
retired on a double allowance. Whether
Anthony Trollope’s suggestion of a col
lege and chlororofrm should be carried
out or not, L have become a little dubi-
ons, as my own time is getting so
short.”
‘This is very different from the gener-
ally accepted idea that he asserted that
man’s creative usefulness ended at forty,
and suggested his chloroforming at six-
ty. In an encyclopaedic article on
medicine, Dr. Osler writes thus on age?
“Within the past three centuries the
pile of rubbish, and advancing imme-
diately in front of the chief executive
leveled a large Colt pistol at his breast
and pulled the trigger. The pistol was
one of the old style cap and ball pat-
tern, and while the eap exploded the
pisiol failed to discharge. Just as secu
as the would be assassia saw that his
pistol! had failed io do its work, he
dropped it tu the floor and quickly
drew from his bosom another pistol
und made a second attempt to shoot
the president In the breas( and again
the weapon fuiled to discharge, and i:
man was knocked down and securely
held by Captain Gedney.
With such lightning-like rapidity
had the attempi to shoot been made
that no ove was given a chance to stay
his hand. President Jackson, as soon
as he realized what was taking place
shook himself from a Mr. Woodiury
who was walking with him, and raising
his cane made an effort to reach the
man, President Jackson, although an
old man, seemed to take on all the
vigor of yeuth as he realized that aa
effort had been made to take his life
and in a cowardly way, and his cour:
age was only equaled by ‘his anger
| which he exhibited in no small degree.
The would-be assassin was carried
0 a place of safety by Captain Gedney
Hebe reresste eres bas sseoess
by the sheer force of integrity, king
| ness of heart, purity of life and par
| pose, and a forceful, clear, yicorou
intellect, he rose by slow doxrees t
the most exalted civic position in bu
| man Sovernment. me : <
and Mr, Woodbury, and fae funerat
procession moved on as soon as the
exeitement subsided. ‘The President
returned to the White House and ex-
pressed himself as deeply sorry Zat
he was net permitted to use his cane
on the man who Had attempted his
life, It was two years prior to ‘this
assault that young Lieutenant Ran-
dolph had entered the steamer at
Mexaadria and while the Prestdent
and party were en route to Freder-
icheborg, Va, to attend ‘the laying
cAthe monument to the mether of
Washington, had pulléd Precident
Jackson's nose because he had dic-
missed him from the service af the
vavy. At that time the President was
provented from using his ir@&ty cane,
and the second assault at the Capitol
was regarded by him as a Tittle more
‘than even the President of the United
States should be required to submit
to. When it became known to Pres-
ident Jackson that the man who had
pmrade the assault was unbalanced
‘mentally he expressed regret for his
condition. Lawrence was carried to
court, clsimed that President Jackson
had Killed his father, and that he
“wanted to’Kill him fer revenge. Law-
rence's father had died a natural death
in Washington several years before
the assault was made on the President
tL ES LEEESEEEREDSSAEESE SESE.
a public speaker and tebater had few
superiors in the world. The: people of
the South once held him as_an cbject
of execration, but they learned before
be had been many months in the grave
, that his death was a dire calamity, and
ey nk ack oe oe ie i ss
Hotty. ears and. more they. freely. ac
average working life of English-speaix-
ing men has doubled. A iew lived as
long as now, and some strong or favor-
ed ones had efficient working powers as
long; but the common life was worn out
in what is now middle age. In Shake-
speare’s time, the fifties were vener-
able; ‘Olid John of Gaunt, time-honored
Lancaster,’ was fifty-eight when sup-
posably addressed; and Admiral Cohg-
ny, murdered at fifty-three, is described
by his contemporary biograpser as a
very old man, Now, when we hear of
a death in the sixties, we instinctively
ice! it an untimely cutting-off in what
showid still be fresh and vigorous age,
and even at eighty it seems but just fair
ripeness for the sickle.”
Even at this late date, it is a matter
of general interest to have the profes-
sor’s position accurately defined. It was
a singular instance of a man suddeniy
becoming famous for what he did not
say, whereas what he did say was very
much more to the point than the senti-
ments popularly, but erroneously, at-
tributed to him.
RAISING CHILDREN. ©
Those of Today and the Child Yet to
Come Into the World.
We are just waking up to the fact
that the twentieth century children are
distinctly practical little creatures, quite
lacking in the imagination which makes
childhood the happiest period of life,
the period upon which we look back
with satisfaction after we have become
world-worn and weary. It comes from
discarding fairy tales and supplying
their place with practical stories that
give a. premature knowledge of the
world; the possession of too many Iux-
uries and a multitude of costly toys, and
the enjoyment of pleasures much too
grown-up for tender youth,
Well, we cannot remedy the mischief
already done, but we can guard against
a repetition of ‘it. There are other
children to come into the world to be
reared and these are a few mothers who
can be brought to understand the grav-
ity of the situation. In the matter of
hygiene we are an improvement upon
our ancestors, but in matters of good
sense we do not equal them, if we are
to judge by the results. And precocious,
unnatural children is a glaring instance
of the error in one branch of living. We
and, of course, there was no founda-
tion for the statement that the Pres:
ident had killed him. Lawrence was
placed in jail for a Gme and finally
sent to an insane asylum.
‘There was great excitement in
Washington at the time as it was stat-
ed that the attempt to kill President
Jackson was a well-laid plan by men
who did not approve of the President's
refusal to restore to the Bank of the
United States the government depos-
its, This belief became almost gener.
al from the fact that during the fall
an winter President Jackson had re
ccived a namber of letters threatening
him with assassination if he did not
restore the deposits.
The Sentiment Was. Al Richt.
Dr. Allen G. Hall, moderator of the |
general assembly of the Southern |
branch of the Presbyterian chureh ia |
the United States, is a famous story
teller and after-dinner speaker, and
takes a lively interest in polities. Dur-
tug a recent campaign he’ asked al
friend for a frank opinion of a ee
high public officer. The friend replied
with candor and profanity: “That
man is a damn fool” Whereupon Dr.
“Hall said: ‘As the moderator of the
general assembly of the Presbyterian
‘church in the United States, as a rul-
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have not improved upon children in any
way, save, possibly, in bodily health,
and I am not quite willing to concede
even that point.
Look at the nervous school children,
the large number with defective vision—
they are hardly specimens of an im-
proved condition of health. The regular
school work, with holidays and daily in-
tervals for recreation ought not to seri-
ously affect the health of a child, ana
nerves ought to be unknown to babies.
Too little sleep, improper food and ir-
regularity of meals are common faults
in the home, and the children are the
real sufferers. Reading matter for
young people is not adjusted to their
mental capacity, and pleasure in simple
toys is conspicuous by its absence, The
only dolls desired by little girls are the
big things with fashionable wardrobes,
and the. only toys that will please boys
are mechanical affairs of costly work-
manship. \
I shall never falter in my allegiance
‘to fairy tales. I think we need imagin-
ation stimulants at all ages, but partic-
ularly when the brain is growing and
the character is setting. We need some-
thing to take us from the rut of the
commonplace, and we are offered very
little in that line. As I have said before,
I pity a man or woman who has no hap-
py childhood to look back upon, for the
sweet memory helps to smooth the
rough places of life. We expect to
meet difficulties and disappointments in
the grown-up world, and it is only fair
that we-be, properly equipped for the
ordeal. Childhood is the training school,
1 verily believe, the time when swect-
ness or bitterness of spirit is germin-
ated, therefore childhood should be es-
pecially guarded—which it is not.
There is a baby coming into this
world soon, and I predict for it the ideal
childhood. It will be gifted with pa-
rents of unusual sense and will be
brought up on sensible, scientific prin-
ciples. Its wardrobe is just what a baby
should have—ample, simple and very
dainty—and from it I reason out an
ideal childhood. Everything is infin.
enced by the beginning, and senseless
infant outfits tell the story of a spoiled
baby existence. This baby will have
imagination if a musical and literary at-
mosphere have any effect, and I am will-
ing to wager that it will know the fairy
world as I did—to its lasting pleasure
and benefit.
Bettv Bradeen.
ing elder in the church, ana as the su-
perintendent of a Sunday school, I am
constrained to rebuke your pliraseol-
ogy, but my devotion to truth compels
me to applaud your sentiment.”
A man who was rich enough to af-
ford it fell sick and in due time his
family doctor called a consultation.
After the conferees had taken several
snifters and 2 smoke over it'they de-
cided as the first named hoped. and he
went to the sickroom and reported,
He said: “We are unable to agree at
this time as to whether or ‘not your
trouble Is constitutionat or not, but—
“Doctor.” interrupted Ue patient, as
he raised himself on his elbew and
swore a few lines, “you don't mean to
tell me I have to take this to the su-
preme court to be decided?”
The ezarina of Russia, who is re-
nowned for her beautiful jewels and
extensive wardrobe, has one of the
handsomest sable coats in the world.
In United States coin it is valued at
from $250,900 to $400,000. The queen
of Norway also has a magnificent sable
coat which, although not as valnable
as that of the ezarina, is worth a sinall
fortune, being valued at between $150,-
900 and $200,000,
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on your wife is that you have not
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matter of his relations! ;
had preyed upon his mind a
Harman: i"
“T married a widow who ie
grown-up daughter. My fathey sig
our house often, fell in love winy S
stepdaughter, and married jie, g ..
father became my son-in-low ang.
stepdaughter my mother, for so 2
my father’s wife. Some tine art
ward my wife hada son. He yas gy
father’s brother-in-law and my uno
for he was the brother of my step.
mother. My father's wife—namay,
my stepdaughter had # son. ie yaq |
of course, my brother, ani in the |
meantime my grandchild. for ie qgg
the son of my daughter. My wite yg
my grandmother, because she was gy
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time, and as the husband of my vant,
mother I was my own grantfa'lien
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the last five years. Though they ling
in Utah, they are not Mormons, bat
Gentiles. The brothers were Artur,
Harper, Harry, Chester and Silly 3
Damm. They are said to be the meq
about whom the joke of “the whole
Damm family” was originated.
woman was married five times witha
changing her name, as she svecessine
ly became the wife of Arthur, Mary,
Chester, Harper and William 3
Damm. ‘
Each man thus became a broiierta
law to all his brothers, and not oy
that, but each one was bis own butie
er-in-law. Three children were wa
during this femily epidemic of mar
ages, and it would be quite hopelew
to try to figure out the relation of the
children to each other and io their lit
ferent fathers and uncles.
The last husband would be stoyfut
er to his nephews and nieces. « ok
ruple brother-in-law to his wife, aal-
butt it is hopeless %
In Philadelphia the other day Mrs
Sarah Burns Elkins was led 10 the a:
tar by John H. Cotney and John was
the third of the Cotney boys to nar
sisters of the Burns family. !n 187
Lois Cotney married Mary Borns, und
they now live at 2124 Ellsworth street,
Philadelphia, Two years exo Joep?
Cotney married Margaret Purns. and
they live at 1521 South Capital sitet
in the Quaker City.
The Cotney children inevitably wl
be double cousins—or is it triple 0
ins? And each husband undoubtedl#
his own wife's brother-in-law
A man in Minnesota married 1he#]
ter of his grandson's wife. ‘he ls
came to Chicago and her sister st
mother , recently came to visil #
“How is it that your sister's name
the same as yours wien you are
married?” asked a friend, and U@
the grandson's wife told the joke #
the relationship under pledse o! ©
crecy. The two women tried to isu
out their kinship, but had to sv¢#
up because it threatened to drive thet
to the point reached by the Peusilh
vania man.
‘They followed the case fer eas
to know that the grandson W# te
brother-in-Iuw cf ies grandfather
the uncle of his facher’s bro! =
also was his uncle. He was 4? 7
own uncle and his own nephew. & ee
<. -he brother of his grandmolht'
consequently his own grant a
didn’t know whether to call bis St
in-law grandmother or 1: i
beth,’ as she was a s\at a
and he dared not addres: eo
‘The relaticnship vetween te
of the two marriages we Be
men that perfected loge
cago Tribune:
Reasoning. a
“Such reasoning,” said Ov": ° a a
Grant, in a military argue “F
minds me of the reasoning of 014 CO
Sandhurst. Corp. Sandhurst v%*
day drilling a batch of ray rere
‘Why is it,’ he said to a bris! cone
chap, ‘that the blade of youl" bre:
curved instead of straight aft
“<The blade is curved,’ the '
answered, ‘in order to give mo
to the blow.’ f
+ ‘Nonsense,’ said the corpo"! ™
blade is curved so as to f we
‘Dard. If it was straight, bo"
you get it in the curved scab"
idiot,’ "—Rochester Herald.
Fairly Safe.
umes 2Now, then iis
gentleman, I will tell you bo" ™
hairs there are on the head 0! 8 8
in the audience who cares ‘° =
Volce—“Well, how many hav?
Conjurer—“Exactly 50,327,429.
3 ‘count them and find!
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