Chicago Defender

Saturday, May 6, 1911

Chicago, Illinois

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The 8th Regiment Grand Military Ball Seventh Regiment Armory Monday Evening, May 8th TRUE REFORMERS' LICENSE RENEWED Biggest Colored Order in Country Allowed to Resume Its Business. SAVED BY ITS MEMBERS. Extra Assessments Cheerfully Paid—Enormous Business Done by Organization. Special to Defender. Richmond, Va., May 6. Fifty thou-sand Negro families, scattered from New York to New Orleans, will reslieve at the announcement made yesterday by State Insurance Commission Joseph Button that he had determined to renew the license of the United Order of True Reformers, which has been suspended since last October. This order, whose troubles have been much in the public eye for many months, is the oldest and largest colored fraternal organization in the country. Following the crash of the True Reformers' Bank, involving the order in its apparent complete ruin, Commissioner Button suspended the license. The permit to do business expired on January 1, and the Insurance Bureau declined to renew it, so that it will now be necessary to issue a new license covering the remainder of the present calendar year. This will be done at once, and the solicitation of members may proceed without further interruption. Show Complete Loyalty. Considering the embarrassments of the organization, the members of the True Reformers have been loyal to it in a manner which is actually touching. They have recently raised a considerable sum of money by extra assessments, levied on themselves and cheerfully paid, which is being used in paying off the accumulated death claims. In addition, by other extra assessments, it is calculated that within a year all claims will have been paid, and the order will be again on its feet. This process will be aided by the right to secure new members which is carried with the renewal of the license. No reference is made in these calculations to the possible salvage from the True Reformers' Bank. The report of the receivers, which has long been expected, has not as yet been filed, so that the amount which the bank will save from the wreck, if any, is unknown. Should the order get anything from the assets of the banking institution, it will be the sooner in position to face the world with a balanced ledger. Changed Officers. The Grand Fountain recently met in this city in extra session, making a good many changes in officers. One of those dropped was Reuben T. Hill, the Grand Treasurer, who is now a fugitive from justice on the charge of embezzlement from the bank of which he was cashier. The various institutions—the order, the bank, the stores—should be conducted separately and without reference to each other. As it was, the funds of one were used to bolster up the others, without regard to the rights of those who had interests only in the more prosperous of the institutions. When the bank went into the hands of receivers, there was great distress and suffering among the colored people, many of whom had places in all in care of the leaders of their race who managed the True Reformers' enterprises. The bank was a favorite repository for colored churches, lodges, Sunday schools, missionary societies and organizations of this character. While the amount which will be returned to depositors is not yet known, it is believed in some quarters that it will be very small. Many Deferred Checks. At one time something like $100,000 of checks drawn by it, order to pay insurance claims, and thus wined off its books, were held up by the bank, which was not in position to pay them. After the appointment of a State Bank Examiner, he acting in conjunction with the Bureau of Insurance, discovered the real condition of affairs and the probable insolvency of all the organization's varied interests. It is presumed that the other states which have suspended the license of the True Reformers will now restore its rights, following the lead of the department in the home state. GRACE BASEBALL TEAM NOT ENCOURAGED. In the Seat of Intelligence, Where People Look to See the Young Colored Man Encouraged, We Find Disinterestedness Just as Rife as Where There Are No College Men and Women. The entertainment given by Grace Presbyterian Baseball club Monday evening was featured with a grand program. Manager Hareh of the program committee spared no pain in securing unendid talent for the acces The Chicago Defender. 1. The only criticism being; the air was not well attended. Mr. was not well attended. The young men should have recieved more encouragement from their supporters, as they have furnished furniture to them for the last four years. At the conclusion of the program the officers of the club were introduced. Lewis S. Hill, president; Eugene Renfroce, vice president; P. Maden, secretary; R. Brunston, treasurer; R. Thomason, manager; B. Irwin, captain. The program as rendered: Selection, Kenwood Orchestra; tenor solo, Mr. Charles Settles; instrumental bassoon, Mr. Charles Settles; harrison Harrison; instrumental duet, Mesdames McFarlands; remarks, captain Irwin; tenor solo, Mr. Creighton Thompson; instrumental duet, Mr. Creighton Thompson; instrumental duet, Mr. and Mrs. Tharpman THE UNIVERSITY SOCIETY AT INSTITUTIONAL. The University Society will hold its monthly meeting at Institutional Church, next Sunday afternoon, May 14th, at which time an excellent program, consisting of musical and literary numbers of a very rare quality, will be rendered. Full announcement of program will appear in next week's issue of this paper. The public is cordially invited. NEW FRIENDSHIP BAPTIST CHURCH OPENED. Last Sunday the new Friendship Baptist Church was opened on Ada street, near Lake. Over 3,000 attended the opening. Over $1,500 was raised. The church cost $15,000, of which $7,500 was paid on Thursday. They have nine years to pay the rest. HARRISON EMANUEL MAKES HIT AT KIMBALL HALL. At a pupils' recital given by Mr. and Mrs. Frank P. Mandy at Kimball's hall April 26, in which rapid progress was shown to have been made by the scholars, the Musical Leader, in speaking of Harrison Emanuel spoke as Mr. Harrison Emanuel, Violinist, follows: "With a well developed technic Harrison Emanuel mastered the intricacies of the Romana (from concerto) Wienlawski, Hubay's 'Zehpyr' was satisfying in smoothness of tone. In the 'Russian Airs' by Wienlawski the young violinist exhibited poise and concentration that successfully directed his efforts." DIAMOND DUST. The Chicago Giants Are in Town. The Mutuals, Jack Lowery's crack team, will meet the Leland Giants in their second bout of the season at the White Sox park this afternoon. A grand game of ball will be played by these two teams and every lover of the sport as well as good citizens should attend, for the proceeds go to charity to assist the Dearborn center and industrial work at the Institutional church. Perhaps the greatest game of ball that will be played for sometime around these diggings will be at 69th and Halsted streets Sunday afternoon, when the Leland Giants, the world's now famous baseball club, cross bats with the contenders for last year's pennant in the City league, Chicago Giants. Both managementes are out to win and will use their best men. Cyclone Joe Williams will no doubt perform for the Chicago Giants, while the phenomenal Frank Wickware or the star beating Louis Johnson will work for the Lands. This insures a battle royal and a pitcher's duel. All lovers of the sport should be there. Go early and get a good seat and whoo it up and root for the team of your choice. Frank Wickware, the Leland's phenomenal pitcher, arrived in town last week and looks fit and ready. This makes the Leland Giants' lineup about as strong as any with such old vets as Harry Moore, Danger Talbert, Sam Strathers, Nathan Hawk and a brand new outfield of youngers constitutes an aggregation that is hard to beat and they will take care of themselves in Sunday's contest. Secretary Moseley is confident that the best team will win and that he owns it. Quick Changes. Wife—Darling, I want a new gown. Husband—But you had a new one only a short time ago. Wife—Yes, and my friend Ellen is to be married, and I can't wear the same dress I wore at her last wedding. -Ellegere Blaetter. CHICAGO, ILL.,-SATURDAY, MAY 6, 1911. PEOPLE IN TENNESSEE Will Be Treated to Rare Articles Each Week from One of Their Worthy Sons—Full Accounts of the Y. M. C. A. Movements and Other Race News. Our Commercial College and Religious Interests Will Be Discussed Each Week Through the Defender In Order that Our Sons Abroad May Read. By Wm. Brooks. Chatanoooga, Tenn., May 5.—The Sabbath, 11 a.m., at the Monumental Baptist Church, was really a high day, Rev. W. M. Moore, pastor, treated his congregation to a very soul-unfitting sermon, to which special attention was given. And they were much moved by the Spirit to do work for the religious cause. The choir sang some sweet music for this occasion. This church plans for their annual May Festival a very grand program. Mr. L. F. Kennedy, organist, is doing his best to have the program up-to-date. Rev. B. M. Dudley, pastor of Prospect Baptist Church, left the city to attend the Tennessee State Baptist Sunday School Executive Board, at Knoxville, Tenn., last week. He was the guest of Mrs. E. H. Hamilton, president of the Women's Auxiliary at the National Baptist Convention, and his stay was made pleasant, combined with the pressing problem of business. Mr. Samuel Dobbs has for many years conducted a first-class blacksmith and wheelwright shop. He is one of the oldest, colored business men in Chattanooga and this is quite a tempting field for this branch of mechanical work for this day and time. Mrs. Mary A. Thomas, the public photographer, and Miss Eva Moore entered the Civil Service examination of April 11, 1911. We are proud to note that it is in keeping with the spirit of the progress of this great age in which we live. Success awalts the faithful and persistent ones. The Chattanooga delegates of ladies who left the city to attend the Women's A. M. E. Connectional Quadrennial Convention, which convened with the St. John A. M. E. Church, Rev. P. W. Walls, D. D., pastor, Birmingham, Ala., Wednesday, April 21-30, 1911. It is with a great source of pleasure that we state that the convention was graced with the excellent presence of some of the most influential church workers in the various departments of the A. M. E. Connection of this historical city, and they all as anticipated had a most royal reception, which was combined with the great problem of the special order of business transacted. The delegates were: Mrs. A. E. Martin, Lizzie McConnell, J. M. Brown, Octavia Boens, Pinknie R. Johnson, E. L. Reid, Rev. I. H. Welch, D. D., pastor; Warren A. M. E. Church; Rev. Y. T. Moore, D. D. P. E., Chattanooga A. M. E. District. At the Second Baptist Church, Rev. J. H. Mastin, pastor, has conducted a very successful revival meeting, which has resulted in the conversion of many persons. Mr. C. C. Conroh, the tailor, has added some more attractions in his place of business, which is a fine way to increase trade. He has an excellent spring and summer style for general display. Mr. L. R. Daniel, the Budget editress of the First Baptist Church's Dunbar Literary Debating Society has distinguished himself as a social writer and produces laughter because of her merry-making news. It is said that the entire program would be incomplete should she fail to read the Budget's news, as all wait with much expectation to hear it. Mr. J. H. Ware, Harrison avenue, owns the only colored department store and keeps a large variety of goods. He recently made additional improvements which attract the attention of the public, and he is still doing a lively business. We, as the Negro race, need the attention of the young people to be turned to business. It is a great field, in which they can succeed. Yes, success is theirs. Miss Jennie C. Gillsple, a charming girl and a stenographer in the city, is the bookkeeper for Mr. G. W. Franklin, the leading undertaker of Hamilton County, Tenn. We note with a special degree of interest that the Gardner and Manning Cafe, on Harrison avenue and Willow street loop, is one of the first-class places in which, with the polite treatment, all meals are served (by these kind ladies) in the nicest way and on the quickest order. This is a move in the right direction for success in business. THE WORLD'S FIRST EMPEROR The Hon. M. T. Bailey, Chief of ChicagoGrand Fountain United Order of True Reformers, who worked so hard to help get the order back on the right track. JACK JOHNSON RETURNS WITH FLYING MACHINE. Jack Johnson returned to the city with his new flying machine. Jack will give it a try-out some time next week in Washington Park. Jack says he sees flaws already in the machine and will add new devices for safety. He is now making a parachute that will open with a spring and will hold up 1,000 pounds. BIG FIRE, 2950 STATE ST. Mrs. Bertha Webster and Mrs. A. E. Clemmons, 2950 State street, were almost trapped on Sunday night when fire broke out in the store below. They were dressing to go to church when a big explosion occurred. They ran out in their Dahomy and were forced to go into Jordan's pool room and several ladies tooned them clothes. Mrs. Webster lost $200 worth of diamonds. All her clothes were saved but got wet from water. A BEAUTIFUL MAY PARTY. The grand success of the May party, which was attended by over 500 persons, last Monday evening, given by the Sisters of the Mysterious Tens at the Masonic hall, was due to such energetic workers like Sisters Stratton, Stobal, Thomas, Richardson, Cannon, Costello and others. The following program was well rendered by: Mistress of ceremonies, Mrs. M. Thomas; solo by Dr. C. Knight; remarks by R. Hocker; solo by Prof. De Acklan; address by Rev. J. Chavis, G. M. The drill was well performed by the Sir Knights, which shows that they were well trained and disciplined. The classical pieces rendered by the soloists were well received by the audience. Rev. Chavis began his address by saying that occasions of this kind enables the Negro to keep in touch with each other and urged them to stick closer together. He loved the order because the signs, grips, pass words and other ritualistic works of the United Brothers of Friendship and Sisters of Mysterious Tens came from the brains of the Ne- HON. M. T. BAILEY The Hon. M. T. Bailey, Chief of ChicagoGrand Fork formers, who worked so hard to help getthe order gro. The endowment department had surpassed all other societies. There were 27 temples attended by 1,200 Sisters of Mysterious Tens in Chicago and that the order is in a better standing today than it had been during the half century of its existence. After the program the members and visitors enjoyed the strains of the sweet music from the orchestra and freely partook of the palatable delicacies that were prepared for the evening. THINGS ABOUT DOUGLASS CENTER. The Sunday afternoon meetings at the Douglass Center closed last Sunday for the summer with an overflowing attendance. The child welfare exhibit at the Coliseum May 11 to 26 promises to be one of the greatest agencies for the instruction in the care of the young this part of the west has ever witnessed. Further notice of this important enterprise will appear in next week's paper. The social at the Douglass Center Thursday evening in honor of Mr. Dudley Crafts Watson, instructor at the Art Institute, was largely attended. Mr. Watson is a personal friend of Mr. Henry O. Tanner and has done much to encourage the young colored art students in their work. Dr. Charles E. Bentley has been ap- pointed chairman of the committee on and Milita A NEW LITERARY SOCIETY ORGANIZED Walters A. M. E. Zion Church, Corner 38th and Dearborn Streets, Rev. H. J. Callis, D. D., Pastor. Unusual interest is being manifested in the services. Last Sunday closed the general effort in the rally. $950 has been realized with a large number of pledges unpaid. On last Tuesday night a large number of persons gathered in the basement of this church who are deeply interested in the moral, intellectual and social development of our young people. They came for the purpose of organizing a literary society that will hold its meetings on Tuesday evenings instead of Sunday afternoon. Dr. Callis called the meeting to order and was made temporary chairman. After some remarks a motion prevailed for permanent organization and election of officers. The following persons were elected: President, Dr. Jas. N. Harris; vice-president, Robert W. Maxwell; secretary, Miss Jillian I. Browder; treasurer, Mrs. H. J. Callis. Enthustastic remarks were made by all the officers. About 50 names were enrolled as members, and on motion a committee of five, consisting of Mr. John Van Camp, W. J. Burdine, Miss Lillian Browder, Mrs. Ellison and Rev. H. J. Callis, were appointed on constitution and by-laws to report at the next meeting. Mr. H. David Murray was appointed temporary chairman of the program committee. The next meeting will be held next Tuesday, May 9, at 8:30. The public is cordially invited. The services Sunday will begin with the Sacrament of Baptism by immersion, at 6 a. m. The Holy Communion will be administered at 11 a. m. Sunday School at 1 p. m. Christian Endeavor at 6:30. At 8 a. o'clock the pass tor will preach on "Prevailing Prayer." mouth hygiene for the child welfare T. BAILEY. Grand Fountain United Order of True Re- the order back on the right track. exhibit. exhibit. The Douglass Center Boys' club is enjoying their outdoor work this spring in games and other open air activities with the co-operation of their leader, Mr. Conley of Hull House. Miss Allahasie Smith, superintendent of the south side district for the Visiting Nurses' association, has resumed her duties in conducting the Douglass Center mothers' meetings. We had a very profitable time at the last meeting mostly discussing the benefits of the outing season which is soon to be here. RUFUS ESTES, NOW AN AUTHOR Writes Book on "Things Good to Eat" Mr. Rufus Estes, Intern at Appomattox Club, one of Chicago's familiar characters and one of the best known chefs of Chicago, has completed his book entitled "Good Things to Eat," which he has had under construction for more than ten years. The first book that was received from the publishers, which contained the author's autograph, was auctioned off to the highest bidder in the offices of the Illinois Steel Company, where Mr. Estes is employed. After some lively blinding, the assistant secretary of the company proved to be the highest bidder, at $11, and was the recipient of the first book. Z ULUCROWN PRINCE GRADUATES AT HAMPTON Crown Prince Madikane Q. Cele, of the House of Jutlisuljux, or the Fighting Kings, Along With 64 Common Americans and Indians, Graduated Before 5,000 Guests—The Prince Had Six Servants to Attend Him—Has an Automobile and Learned the Wheelwright's Trade. Robert C. Ogden, on His Job as Ever, Graduates From All Comers of the United States, Spoke, and Told Their Friends of the Vast Importance of the Women of the Race to Become Independent, Therefore They Should Learn Trades as Well as Men—Dr. Frissell Still Telling Students to Get the Thought. Hampton, Va., May 5.—On April 27 the forty-third anniversary of Hampton Institute, an undenominational industrial school founded in 1868 by Samuel Chapman Armstrong for the training of race teachers and leaders, was fittingly celebrated on April 26 and 27 by interesting exercises which were held in the large school gymnasium by the senior trade class and the graduating class of the academic department. six boys were presented as candidates for academic diplomas. Interesting Program. The program included these addresses: "From the Sea to Hampton," W. H. Lampley, Raeford, N. C.; "Seven Years at Hampton," Grace D. George, Runnymede, Va.; "Industrial Training in the Rural Schools," Mrs. Sarah F. Diggs, 76, Franklin, Va.; "Mahonment: The Harvesting of the Wild Pigeon." May F. Brakke, O. Trades Display. The trade class program included several band selections, a paper on "The Value of Trade Training," a class history, a baritone solo, class and trade songs, a trades exhibit, remarks by Hampton guests, and an excell-nt class president address by Madikane Q. Cele, a Zulu prince from Natal, South Africa, who has worked his way through Hampton and become a wheel-wright. On a large, wooden, revolving platform, divided into six sections, eleven sets of Hampton tradesmen carried on their customary work in full view of the enthusiastic audience of over fifteen hundred. Some thirty out of fifty-three boys of the senior trade class were actively engaged in shingling a roof, nailing on weatherboards, house painting, fitting a coat and using a sewing machine, mending shoes, building a brick arch, applying white plastering, managing a printing press and a turning lathe, making a railroad hand truck and tiring a wheel, installing a bath tub and wilping lead joints, and making a picture frame. Visitors were thus given an opportunity of seeing how thoroughly and how practically Hampton has been training young Negroes and Indians for efficient service in mechanical and industrial pursuits. Senior Trade Class. Over one-half of the senior trade class hails from Virginia, while others come from a region bounded on the north by Pennsylvania, on the west by Arizona, on the south by Georgia and on the east by Natal, South Africa. That these students have acquired some of Hampton's missionary spirit is shown by the fact that many of the boys have visited more or less regularly the Hampton jail, the poor house, Negro cabins, and the hospital of the National Soldiers' Home, while others have taught Sunday school and assisted in making life more comfortable for the old people of the Hampton neighborhood. The average age is twenty years and nine months. Forty of the class plan to return next fall and enter the Hampton day school, seven will return for special work in the night school, and three plan to become journeymen without further school training. Possibilities of Hampton. Robert C. Ogden, president of the Hampton board of trustees, declared at an informal conference, which Dr. Frissell called for the discussion of Negro education in the South, (1) that substantially nothing has been added to the philosophy of industrial education beyond that which General Armstrong formulated; (2) that Hampton is doing more for the future peace and prosperity of this country than any one institution in the country, and (3) that an endowment of ten million dollars would make it possible for Hampton to train annually two thousand students instead of less than nine hundred. Anniversary Day. The Hampton anniversary was brought to a fitting close today with public exercises in the gymnasium. Addresses were made by three members of the senior academic class, two graduates of Hampton, and several visitors. The great student chorus, led by Major R. R. Moton, commandant of cadets and a well known race leader, sang several Negro "spirituals" with "magnificent shadings," to quote the appreciation of Mr. Loudon, minister from The Netherlands. Mr. Ogden presented to the Hampton board of trustees the candidates for certificates and diplomas. Candidates for certificates may be classified as follows: Agriculture, 12; blacksmiths, 3; bricklayers, 10; business, 2; cabinetmakers, 2; carpenters, 9; library methods, 1; machinist, 1; painters, 2; printer, 1; sheemakers, 3; steamfitters, 4; tailors, 6; wheelwrights, 5; total, 65. The candidates for special diplomas included three in home economics and one in manual training. Thirty-two girls and twenty- PRICE 5 CENTS PRICE HATES AT HAMPTON of the House of Jutlisuljux, or the 64 Common Americans and In- noo Guests—The Prince Had Him—Has an Automobile Wheelwright's Trade. er, Graduates From All Comers of the Their Friends of the Vast Im- the Race to Become Independ- dul Learn Trades as Well Well Still Telling Stu- the Thought. six boys were presented as candidates for academic diplomas. **Programming Program.** The program included these addresses: "From the Sea to Hampton," W. H. Lampley, Racford, N. C.; "Seven Years at Hampton," Grace D. George, Runnymede, Va.; "Industrial Training in the Rural Schools," Mrs. Sarah F. Diggs, "76, Franklin, Va.; "Mahnomen: The Harvesting of the Wild Rice," Mary E. Broker, a Chippewa Indian, Ponsford, Minn.; "Getting and Spreading the Hampton Thought," H. A. Johns, "08, Harrisonburg, Va. Mrs. Charles W. Ide, of Brooklyn, N. Y., conceived and proposed the plan of organizing a "Special Hampton Trip in Honor of Robert C. Ogden." For many years Mr. Ogden has brought a large party to see the work of Hampton. This year he has been the guest of honor. Mr. Ogden said to the Hampton students: "You go out as the forty-first battalion in the line of soldiers who are to fight the battle against ignorance and prejudice and against all the evils that tie down the human race." Addresses were made at the trade exercises by Dr. Frissell, Dr. William J. Schieffelin, president of the New York Armstrong Association, Mr. Ogden, Rev. Charles E. Parks, First Unitarian church, Boston, and Dr. Walter H. Page, editor of the "World's Work." On Anniversary Day, Mr. Ogden, Lord Eustace Percy, of the British embassy, Washington, D. C., Minister Loudon, Washington, D. C., Dr. Wilton M. Smith, pastor of the Central Presbyterian church, New York, and Hon. Job Hedges, of New York, spoke to the Hampton school. PHYLLIS WHEATLEY CLUB. Everything is moving along nicely. We still receive more bills than money but are hoping for better days. They will come. Mr. Tilman of Y. M. C. A. fame sent us a check for five dollars. We express our thanks to him for his donation and hope some other kind friends will do likewise. We always need money to carry on our work. The house committee are expecting a large crowd next Wednesday evening, May 10, at 5259 Dearborn street. The "Victoria recital" under the management of Mr. Frank L. Gale promises to be very entertaining. All who can are invited to come and enjoy it, musically and socially. A real teller will be there to tell you of your future prospects. Come early —8:30 the program begins. If it rains, come anyway. The paintings of Mr. Robert Jackson are on exhibition at the home and were much admired by us. The poems also were enjoyed, especially the one entitled "Race Prejudice." Mrs. Elva Jenifer's description of her travels through the west was greatly enjoyed and her story is to be continued at another time. The duet by Mrs. Pettis and Miss Jones was greatly appreciated and also the contralto by Miss Mayme Davis. Those who were not present missed an excellent program. Next is the Industrial section. A committee of ladies will be appointed at the next board meeting to look after the matron's salary. She is proving an excellent help to us in many ways and the home is being greatly benefited by her helpfulness. The house committee has taken the heaviest end of the work but the ladies who form that committee are all good hustlers and will not leave any stone unturned to put the home in the proper home life condition. It will take money and they are asking for donations from all their friends for this purpose. Mrs. Jessie Johnson, 3026 Vernon avenue, will receive any contributions for that purpose. No matter how small or large, it will be thankfully received. Mrs. Davis leaves for Du Quoil, Ill., and other cities in interest of the state work. Mrs. William Fischer will preside during her absence. We received a pair of sheets from Mrs. Lyman of the Douglass Center. We are very thankful to her for them as all such things are always needed. We were pleased to have Mrs. Clayborne with us; also Dr. Mary Waring. We hope to see them often. The man who lives twice as fast as he should is apt to butt into something. Regiment Armory, Evening, May 8th WEES. Argan St Be as Ge aes STEREO he ga oe aad Ae ENS TapeyaNnn Camt tavtue sar TRO Mra se OM leca STC or PE OR ORES Ne Nel Bn Be eee ee ee Ren Dakere pos ORE tary Wenage eo SEE De Bea ee ee oe ISN URLS TEMP ROUE Soe Ppt See Ce TERE, re % ieee oy he Poe ge Fe SORE SEIS EN 2 SSSA CUAN TET 2 SOB ESE SE aa OSE eer ee : Ye Po i : ee eta ee ie ; z oz : : “ Sy Oe SU UG ONT ES ee ; Lay . . So ety Ay a. - i a oo ge RRL API RESETS tea PR —- IN THE R. R. CENTER Mr. B, Vanwinkle, 308 West 39th street, New York-City, N. ¥., and Mr. J. A, McDonald, 236 Grand street, Jersey City, N. J., were in Chicago Sunday, April 30. Mr. B. Vanwinkle ds holding a positton as chef In service of the Erle Railroad company, in the service for the past 19 years, and Mr. J. A, McDonald carries the reputation ef being one of the finest colored dining car waiters in the U. S. A. ‘These gentlemen wero Interviewed by the walter at the Bachelors’ club, 4704 State street, which Is sald to be the headquarters of the eastern rail- road men, who are royally entertained by Messrs. Daniel Carter, Wm. Hay- wood, better known as “Georgia Bu.” = ‘Mr. J. M. Hood is holding a pos!- tion between Chicago and New York city in the service of the: Pullman company over the New York Central nes, Mr, Walter Frazier is holding a po- sition as train porter between Chicago and St. Louis in the service of the Alton railway company. Mr. J. W. Hall is holding a posi- tion between Chicago and the coast over the Rock Island railway lines. Mr. Olle Dillard fs holding a post- tion between Chicago and Los Angeles in the Pullman service over the Rock Island railway. afr, W. P. Crawford ts running to ‘the coast in the Pullman service over the Rock Island railway. BETHEL LITERARY CLUB. ‘Wind and rain seem to have had no effect upon the members and visi- tors of Bethel Literary club who turned out very strong last Sunday to hear the Arkansas physician and ex-senator, who proved himself a mas: ter of ancient history. Dr, Bell explained every stage and era of the Negro race from its begin- ning and cited its anctent superiority from the Bible, For instance, the first city that was ever built was built by Nimrod, a Negro. Many interesting revelations of the ancient Negro was unfolded to the audience in last Sun- day's address, Tomorrow Mr. James W. Woodlee, a member of the club, will make the prineipal speech; subject, “The Devel- ‘opment of the Ideals.” Open for dis- cussion, ODD FELLOWS TEMPLE IN AT: LANTA. Atlanta, Ga, May 6—The Odd Fel- lows of this city will begin to erect one of the finest temples in the coun- try at a cost of $100,000, at the corner of Ashburn avenue and Butler street. ‘The work will be done by members of the order. ET Maine has had her deserted farms and now and then one can find her de- serted villages. Such 2 one is Welch ville, in the town and county of Ox- ford, where once the pulse of ma ebinery kept life beating fast in a thriving little community. To day the population 1s scattering, on the farms thereabouts chiefly, while the change in the value of the property ts indt cated by the story recently related of the sale of a 2%-story house for $175, which was worth $1,600 75 years ago. But the number of such towns ts small, Maine is building up fast. Her deserted farms are being taken up, sometimes by progressive young farm. ers, and again by summer people, and the deserted Maine villages promised a new lease of life. ’ Occupation tor Women, Two women, maybe more, occupy novel positions in the business world in New York. These women are em- ployed by a number of wholesale dress goods and millinery houses to enter- tain women buyers trom out of town, ‘They entertain the visitors at dinner, in the theater, and make the sojourn: ers’ stay In New York pleasant. The expense, of course, 1s charged to the houses employing them. ‘The individ- ual charges of these women entertain. ers usually are about onefourth of the total expense. Alasbra to Ge Made tito Boctry. It is reported that a French teacher has Invented a system for teaching al- gebra in poetry. About fifty-five years ago there was an educational system in vogue by which a considerable share of the academle curriculum was set to music and sung by the teachers and classes. Even the multiplication table was one of the songs, with the Gves column as a chorus, sung to the tune of “Yankee Doodle,”—American Educational Review. Traglo Dream Came True. To dream of being mangled by a locomotive and to have that dream come true shortly after he had rolat- ed it to bis companions was the ex- pertence of Wilmer Johnson, of Phoenixville, Pa. While off his en- gine it began to move, and the enact- ment of the dream came true, as he jumped for the running board, but missed it and fell under the wheels. For Radium Bathe, At St. Joachimstahl, Bohemfa, where the Austrian government has its ra- dium laboratory, a large bathing estab- Ushment ts being erected for baths in the radioactive water taken from the pitchblende mine there. Common Custom. ‘When a native Mexican girl falls in Jove with a young man, she sings gongs to him—and in due time they are married. It’s very much the same way in the United States, if the young lady Is a singer. Sa ate eT eee A hatter says size of hat {s no n- dex of brain under It, Women wauld have all the best of iti it wed New York Herald. EE British Consumption of Tobacco, ‘The people; of Great Britain con- some leas tobacco a head than any other civilized people of the world, SAVING HER “RECORD becomes as intolerable at times as the moral couyage of the person who takes cold plunges in the morning and Boasts of the fact. Her satisfaction riees to {ts sublimest height when she, can show off before some unfortunate mortal who 1s invariably late. ‘Therefore, she beamed condescend- ingly upon Mrs, Loffett and sald: "Ob, cer—tainly, I'l be able to mect you at the State street entrance of Long- cloth’s at 12:30. It will be perfectly easy!” “Well, I didn't know,” apologized Mrs, Loffett. “There are always 80 many things to do around the house ‘mornings that {t's hard—” “Not if you use the proper sys- tem," interrupted Mra, Jenkinson Sirmiy. ‘The Jenkinsons had just taken a ‘small flat after a long slege of board- ing and were not entirely adjusted. ‘The worst trouble was that there were four bells which rang and Mra, Jon- Kingon’s ear had not had time to be trained to the difference between them. When one rang she tnvarlably answered all four, as always it was the last one she atiswered. This gave her plenty of exercise, The morning she was to meet Mrs. Loffett at 12:30 Mrs, Jenkinson was aroused from a late slumber by the ringing of a bell. She sprang up Diinking and puzzled and then con- sclousness came. “My packages from downtown!" she murmured. “The back door bell, of course!” Slipping into a dressing gown, she Tushed to the back door. There was nobody there, She opened the front door with the same results. Then she attacked the speaking tube leading to the front entrance downstairs. ‘There was no respouse to her hellos. “Oh!” she sald shortly a few sec- onds later, as ebe gazed from the front window where she had wandered and got a view of the postman sigzagging across the street below. “it was his Ting! 1 might bave known!” ‘Mrs. Jenkinson proceeded to turn the faucets in the bathtub and let It fll with water. As she splashed a bell rang. "My goodness!" she moaned. It rang again peremptorily, and finally some one pounded on the front door. “Well, you just pound!” she mut- tered, hysterically. “The idea!” A little later she opened the door and stared upon the vacant hall Searching for @ clue. There was no clue, “Who on earth could that have been?” she asked heraelf. “Mercy—tt's after ten o'clock!" As she was making coffee a bell rang and it sounded Ike the one downstairs. When she had shrieked “hello” into the tube Ul her throat hurt it rang again and some one Pounded on the back door. ‘The ley and tnfurlated Individual who tood there snorted as he brushed by her. “Telephone c'llection,” he explained briefly. “I climbed three flights of front stairs once this morning an’ now I've ellmbed three flights of back ones and it's no fun, I can tell you! Mrs. Jenkinson, wildly searching tor her purse, found it at last in the shoo bag, where she had hidden it. Her head was thumping as she ushered out the telephone man and hurried back to her coffee. Tt had boiled over. Sho aropped the toast she was making to answer the next bell. “Dress from the cleaner’s tor Smith.” announced a volce through the tube. + “Smiths don’t Iive here,” calted back Mrs. Jenkinson. Presently there waa a ring at the front door and she found & boy holding out the cleaner’s box. “It {sn't mine,” insisted Mrs. Jen- kingon. The boy regarded her reproachfuly, “This is the number an’ I've climbed three flights of stairs an' it’s two fifty.” “Take tt away!” ordered Mra. Jen- kingon, indignantly. “"t don’t know anything about it!" She banged the door on the boy's protests and tore to the kitchen, which was full of smoke, The toast was cinders. “T'd—I'd Uke to ery!" moaned Mrs. Jenkinson. She discarded her kimono and start- ed to dress for downtown, accelerated by the last glance at the clock, which sald 11:15. She had 45 minutes be fore the suburban train was due. ‘Things hid themselves with that mad- dening Ingenulty they always develop when one {s in a hurry. In ten min- utes the bedroom and closet looked Wke Culebra cut in the process of ex- cavation. Then the telephone rang. She missed her train and raged for 20 minutes walting for the next one. When, breathless and disheveled, aho dashed into the entrance to Long- cloth’s, she was trying to conceal her humiliation. To be lete with Alice Loffett was intolerable. To her unbe- Mevable amazement, Mrs. Loffett was not waiting with triumph In her eyes, and during the ensuing 15 minutes Mrs. Jenkinson repalred damages to her tollet. “Oh,” cried Mrs. Loffett, rushing up at last, “I'm so sorry! Have you been waiting all this time?” The glanco Mrs. Jenkinson tured upon her would have made her for- tune on the stage. It was calm, re- proachful, condescending and patient. “Oh.” sald Mrs, Jenkinson without the quiver of an eyelash, “ono gets used to waiting when one is sys- tematic.” a Facts About Java, Java fs an fsland in the Malay an ehipelago, the principal seat of the Dutch power in the east, and, after Sumatra and Borneo, tho largest of Yhe Sunda group. It is 630 miles long by 96 to 120 miles broad, and has a population of about thirty million. The hfe articles of export include sugar coffee, ten, rice and tobacco. . ‘Thomas Jefferson. Dreamer of splendid dreama—the abolition of human warfare and the substitution of people's rule for class rule—Thomas Jefferson, born cen- turies ahead of his time, April 2, 1743. All Up-to-Date Hotel News and News of Bell Hops. By S. Adams, | Here's good news! The cafe men- tioned in last week’s.tasue of the “De. fender,” as contemplating a change of waiters did not make the change, but they did add white waiters to thelr colored crew, to thelr (the manage- ment’s) sorrow. The white boys re mained two days and were then in- formed that their services were no longer required. As the reporter bas often stated, close application. to dutles, proficiency and efficiency are stepping stones to greatne’s in all vocations. The name of the cafe is, The “Princeton Inn,” formerly The “Prince. ton Cafe.” Mr, David R. Gibson, who is and has been head walter at the “Princeton” for several years, retains his position, much to the delight of his crew of waiters, he being the right man in the right place, and the:best of all, his sense of the fitness of things is such that under all circumstances he re- mains cool and praetical. Messrs. Wm. M. Butler and Thomas Wells, as cap: tains at the above mentioned cafe, have been identified there for 10 years. One need not eutogize these men, as thelr long service is sufficient recom: mendation. The crew of waiters are second to noné and the superior of the majority. Because a woman employed at his hotel worked more tnan sixty hours week, N. K, Clarke, proprietor of the Seward Hotel, Portland, Ore. yas fined $25 recently. When we realize how many hotels throughout the country work thelr waiters all day and then foree them back to wait banquets at night, with- out any extra compensation, we will apoland thie woman to the echo ond say: “Go thou and do likewise.” | ‘The Canailian Pacif Railway com pany has purchased property opposite the King Edward Hotel, Toronto, and will erect on it a big hotel, Bullding operations Will be started as soon as the present occupant of the site, a de- partment store, finds a home’ else- where, Palmer House Wins. | The following ense, of general Inter est to inn-keepers, was recently tried in the Muntcipat Court of Chicago be fore Judge Walker. Jacob Brody sued the Palmer House of Chicago to recover the value of ¢ fur coat stolen from his room while he was a guest of that hotel. On behalf of the hotel it was shown that he was a traveling man, that he engaged a room in the hotel with the privilege of displaying his samples therein; that he had in bis room a number of such coats which he dis played therein to his customers. The coat lost was not a part of his wear ing apparel but was one of the sample coats. ‘The court held that the liability of an inn-keeper to a guest did not ex tend to merchandise brought into his room for display or sale and in the absence of proof of culpable negit gence the inn-keeper was not lable and judgment was entered for the defendant for costs. John G. Everett was attorney for the hotel. Such are the technicalities of the law! Following the victory of the “wets” in the recent prohibition election at Phoenix, Ariz., work has been resumed on the construction of the Adams Ho tel. Just before the election the hotel company announced that the enter prise would be abandoned if the sa loons were voted out. woKe co. nan. ‘A Dublin eccentn. « short time ago entered a purveyor's shop and bought aban, Having pald for bls purchaae, he requested that it should be hung outside the shop door, saying that be would call back for it. ‘Tho customer then paced up and down outside the shop till a policeman camo in sight, ‘and just as the man in blue caught his eye he grabbed thé ham and bolted, ‘The constable, however, soon collared the thlef, as he thought, and hauled im back to the shop. "Having ox- Dlained the nature of the alleged crisne to the shop assistant, he asiced the lat. ter to charge the offender. “But,” aald the assistant, as he realized the’ joke, ‘at's hls own bom! He was quite at Mberty'to take ft in any circumstances [he chose.” Civil Service Examinations for Sev- eral Positions Are Announced. The following civil service teste have been announced by the United States Civil Service Commission: May 10—Plumber’s helper, $420 per annum, with maintenance in the Government Hospital for the Insane. May 10 — Inspector's assistant (male) for the bureau of animal industry, Department of “Agriculture, at $840 per annum. ‘May 10—Library cataloguer (male) bureau of, statistics, Department of Commerce and Labor, at $900 per year. a May 10—Gamo law clerk, bureau of biological. survey, Department of Agri culture, at $1,400 per year. May 10-11—Sclentifio ssstetant in Wood utilization (male), forest ser- vice, Department of Agriculture, at $900 to $1,200 per year, May 10-11—Examiner of accounts, accounting clerk, interstate commerce commission, in three classes: Group A, examiners, $2,280. to $3,000 per year; group B, examiners, $1,800 to $2,100 per year; and group O, clerke, $1,200 to $1,620 per yesr.: CUPID, A JOKER By SUSANNE GLENN Noel Ainsworth passed through the Kitchen where his stepmother was preparing the early breakfast, out to the little Back porch. ‘The perfect spring sunshine alrenay touched the hills surrounding the lt- tle factory town, and he ralsed bis longing eyes to them as to a well- tried friend, Up there was the low, broad farm- house, the brook below’ the garden, the sunny stone-dotted pasture. But the pleasant old home stood empty since his father had come down to the town to live in the house of his second wife, and since Noel had taken up his work in the nolsy, stifling fac- tory room. + How he had resented tie move! How he had resented the intrusion of this stranger Into the sacred family circle! How impatient he had felt even of the rare letters she had sent his father directed In her easy, gon- erous hand, with the T's never crossed! Yet she made them extreme- ly comfortable in her tiny home, and he felt a genuine fondness for the simple, cheery little woman now. Stilt, the loneliness and the longing would rejurn, when he felt he must draw a breath of pure, pine-scented air, and tramp again over the sprout- ing grass and the rough hillsides, “My body is down here In the nolse and smoke,” he spoke @loud, almost bitterly. “But my heart ts up there tn the hills!" A slow blush flooded his face,: and his eyes traveled reluctantly to the square white house across the river. Was his heart among the bills, in- deed? “Sho asked me not to come any more,” he thought, “and 1 cannot blame her. What have I to offer her fn exchange for a home like that?” He had asked himself the ‘same question a hundred times in the past few lonely months, and his only an- ee m ve i aA \ sie = pres ; Be es eS | ‘ f r ial Watching the Flooded Sti a /Swer was that he could not blame the girl. Yet his heart erled out for her, making the Imited towa, and the ‘cramped, factory-bound ex{stence more unbearable than ever. “Noel has the spring fever,” re. ‘marked his step-mother with a sharp, ‘Iindly glance as she handed him his coffee. “V've seen St coming on for some time, and this fine April morning—our first’ April morning—has just finished the business for him.” “Now pa will feel justifed in having ‘an attack, too, and a fine time I shall ‘have with you both!” | ‘The young man smiled, without an- swering. “Not that 1 blame elther one of you, ‘for I know just how you must (eel, Why, ft makes me homesick to go up ‘the mountain to that first turn where I can't see the smoke stacks or hear ‘the mill race, and I suppose you feel fies the same way about the pine irees and the stone fences. 1 feel nice “and safe down here In the valley, and you—can't breathe!” ~That’s just it, Viny!" exclaimed her husband admiringly. “What I don’t understand,” contin: ued Mrs, Ainsworth blithely, “ls why | Noel hasn't gone back before now.” “Oh, {don't mean that we do not want you here,” as the young man’s [color rose, “lo not know what tn the world we would do without you you went! But I have been thinking all along that some day the spring fever would be stsong enough to im. pel you to get some nice girl to go back with you!" Sul the young man ate fn silence. “When you got to taking Edith Fischer round, T thought the right one had come, Noel, and 1 was pleased as AI could be, for she Is just the sort of ‘girl Ta waint for a daughter.” “But I am not the sort of fellow she wants for @ husband!" He spoke without bitterness, oe “Do you tmean to tell me,” Mrs. Alnsworth leaned across the corner :of the table to lay a sympathetfc hand ‘over her step-son’s, “that you asked her, Noel?" “No, mother," he answered, “I never asked her. But she asked me not to come any more, That 1s pretty con: elusive, I take it.” 2 “Well, it Is a shame, anyway," she declared, “Til bet tt 1s that aunt of hers," thought the good little woman over her morning work. “I know ot her of old! She wouldn't think of paying Mr: Fischer's niece wages like a common servant—indeed no!—and yet she ex pects far more of her than any servant would give! Edith 1s too valuable to have her running off with some ‘fel low like Noel. Something ought to be done about It" “Supper ready, mother?” called Noa eagerly, as he entered the house on record time after the blowing of the closing whistles. : “It will be fn'a minute," called Mrs Ainsworth. “You {n a hurry, Noel?” ‘ But the young man was already half way up stairs, and did not reply. Be 7 SEER Tn A RS He ate his supper absently, and left the house in a rush. “Spring fever has taken a new turn, hasn't it, mother? inquired Mr. Alt Worth, mildly. a Yes,” answered hin wife confident: jy,|“and I'm right glad of {t.” nce out of the sordid streets and avy from curlous eyes, tho young man drew a note from his pocket and again devoured it with adoring eyes. Just a scrap of paper, and a few hasty weftten words: ‘IMeot mo at tho: Willow Bridge at seyen.—E, F." “ Meet her! His heart sang in tune to |the twittering birds, the golden Spring sunshine, the budding of new iife. How many times they had walked to the Willow Bridge in the tender twilight. And now he was to seq her again, and have an opportt nity to tell ber all that was in hig heart. hen he reached the bridge she wat leaning against the rafl watching the flooded stream. Her face flushed bedutifully when she saw him, “Edith,” he cried, holding her hands Ughtly, “do you know how I have wanted you? After you told me not to come any more, I felt that I ought not to trouble you, but when your Precious note came today I—" “My note?" faltered the girl, “I have sent you no note!" “Phen how did you happen to be herb?" he asked i bewilderment. “Did you not ask me to come?” e drew from her glove a folded paper, and held tt out to him, “Will you meet me at the Willow Bridge this evening? I must see you. nae Mechanically be fumbled in bis pocket for the note that had meant sc much to him, and held it while she read. “Someone has played a joke on us,” she’ said quietly, aud her face had Brown suddenly white and tired. “It ie the first day of April—we ought to have thought!” “Tt fs the best joke I ever heard of then,” declared the young man stoutly. “It must certainly have been Cupid! “Listen, Edith, 1 thought 1 did right to leave whtn you desired me to, but 1 know now I should have told you first—it is your right to know! “You mean more to me than all the rest of the world. Will you magry me, Gear, and come to tho olé houséfin the hills that I have told you about so often?” © With a Uttle sob, she went to the shelter of his arms. “There will be trouble about this,” she sald presently. “Aunty Flscher will be very indignant!” . “If It ts going to bo unpleasant for you, Won't you marry me right away, Edith? Then you can stay with mother while I go up to get things ready.” “That would be nice,” agreed this home-hungry girl who thought with foy of the pleasant, motherly tltele woman. “She ig such a dear!" | “Let me see those notes again,” ex: claimed the young man, with a sudden Inspiration. He smilea tenderly over the perusal, “Now, sweetheart, we must go» | tell mother!” = “I've always wanted a daugbter,” erled the little woman, Kissing the girl tenderly. “And T’vo Itked you from the first time I saw you. “You must come to me, dear, while Noel goes up to the farm, We'll have plenty to do getting ready for your new home.” Left alone, she wiped her eyes and spectacles suspiciously. “And isn't {{ a mercy I wasn’t found out?” she crled with sudgen recollection, “for 1 never thought until this blessed minute about crossing the Ts! < One J. P. Morgan Tells, To tasirate Yankeo persistency, J. Pierjont Morgan told the following story the other day: "A New England Yankee, who was a prisoner on a pirate ship.” sald Mr. ‘Morgan, “In the good old days when pirates ‘roamed the seas, became, be ‘cause of his Yankee attributes, ob- Jectionable to his captors. “It was finally decided to maroon him on a desert island, with but fittio food. and coffin to remind Bim of his tnevitable fate. The island was found | and the New Englander and coffin were left alone on the beach while the pirace ship sailed away. “For several days she sailed and then became becalmed, For three days she laid there with not a breath of alr. On the evening of the third day a black speck was noticed on the hor zon, It steadily grew larger, and soon was close enough for the men on the ‘ship to make out what It was." The man of milllons paused for an Instant and then sald, smilingly: “It was the Yankee in bis coffin, with hait of the Ud fo either hand, rowing tor home.” [es eee Emotion has xo value in the Chris tian eystem save as It ts connected with right conduct. It fs the bud, not the flower, and is of no value until it craps into the flower. Every re gious sentiment, every act of devo tion which does not produce a corre sponding elevation of life, 18 worse than useless; {t Is absolutely pernt clous, because ft ministers to selt- de ception, and tends to lower ‘the tone of personal morals.—Murray. Incqme tax statistics for the czar's subjects show that of the empire's to tal population of 16,000,000 only about fcur Bundred thousand have income runnig from $515 to $1,030 a year. On thé other hand, 3,500 subjects bave an aggregate of yearly _fncomes amourfting to about $27,000,000, very nearly, as much as the 400,000 wha shave $285.000,000. aces arta “Nages had the other day ‘ what might be called a homogeneous mis- fortune.” , “What sort of a one might that be?” “Well, his catboat was caught in ea puss.” He Gouldn’t Helo It. Chaplain Horton of the senate tells of a friend who asked a bootblack ‘What occupation his father followed, “He is a farmer,” was the reply. “Oh, your father believes in- making hay while the.son shines?!” commented the patron. -, | y % \ Calls promptly answered pi ae ON r Va a. aa eee Funeral 1 va Director~ eee oa @ Y eee f 3832 STATE STREET peel y . ae CHICAGO Sr Phone Douglas 5766 - Phone, Douglas 8266 THE NEW ELITE ss CAFE AND BUFFET / 3030 STATE STREET . Our newly equipped dining room and quick ss service is unexcelled by any Cafe in the city. "i Theatre parties are solicited, Good music by” ~*~ =~"the highest paid artists. 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Like every other condition and quality that takes Its place in natural order, it will recelvo {ts share of toleration when Kept within the narrow bounds of the zone peculiarly its own.—Exchange, Freshening Shoe Blacking. It 48 obvious that It may not be a Aiscovery, but it was a long the be- fore I thought of it: The molstening of my shoe blacking (paste) with a fow drops of kerosene. I used to throw the blacking away when it began to Bet dry, until this occurred to me— Good Housekeeping Magazine, ‘Telephone Calumet 530 Wm. Heiser Hay, Grain and Feed Coal, Wood, Expressing and Moving 2644 StateSt. Chicago, Il, o> ae a NS Gage BRS, oa bates ean ra ie $i j ‘ By | Eee 7@ f< t Ca) Pere hen Ee i | OI Sak. teeny eG: A Os oa yay se er ze ty Sia cies! ny. a By eh ‘as ag t reimeers aa eae YEA Se OES QR NATURE'S OWN REMEDY From NATURE'S LABORATORY, roots, Barks, Flowers’, Gume and Bulbs are wnat te tretoes nee Sompang” use ta thei” mesic Tor ees Blood, Seomach ‘Runeyse eee Ete Ricurnatiser and cae ‘Tapeworme “removal” Head or no ong! CHEROKEE REMEDY COMPANY, 2550 Wabash, Avert, Chicago, I Slamese Stockings, In Slam men of the high and middqe classes as well as women wear long cotton stockings reaching high above Fett at Oe ee en | eee gn treat % y Bo Sr eee Oe ee Sea oma ta eames cg Ra NT is ALT, Min ae, ih Belranae el e EE Ey Eh ees ee tee i ee a : — THE ” DEFENDER CO., PUBLISHERS. “RS ABBOTT, LL. Dy Founder and Edltor. Teaued Weekly by Chicago Defender Pub- ihsting' and? Printing Company. Founded May 6, 1905, SUBSCRIPTION RATES IN ADVANGE, One Year ceccssersteccessecec es ch BO gig occas en Moet 2sscsiessecercenneees Oe DIS*LAY ADVERTISEMENT, One Inch, One me sesseesneeeens BLS periat "rates ‘given’ an’ sve" “oF” tong standing ada ~~", F. Springs, Associate Editor, Julius N. Avendorphy. Society Editor. Bone "Holly Gartoontae OFFICE, 3159 State Street CHICAGO, ILL, Sn ES Telophene Dowgian S330. Bajered as second-class Thatter, Pebru- ary he 1908, at the Postomes tn Chicago, SHE Ander ack of Srasee e388, Langer Glreulation than all the other wiekliee Spina: SATURDAY, MAY 6, 1931. ‘Today is moving day now six days old. Japanese Banks In China. Japanese banking facilities in Cht- na are good now, but are to be made larger and still better. In anticipation | the older banking interests are doub- | ling their capital and embarking in new banking lines. | Beware Hasty Speech. ‘We are master of the unspoken word; the spoken word is master of ua.—Voltaire, Chiaehastion of Ulan ; The diamond called a brilliant has 58 facets. A rose diamond is faceted ‘only on the top; it has a fat bottom. Worth Heeding. When blows of affliction or bereave- ment fall, the best advice for our needs Is that scrap of street wisdom ‘that floated to my ears: “Keep quiet and go on."—Exchange. William G. Barnes of Indianapolis, Ind, is engireer on one of the fastest trains of the Pennsylvania railroad. ‘That fs what real merit brings to the black man, Emmett J. Scott, official secretary to Dr. Booker T. Wasbington, denies the rumor that the Wizard will pur chase the International and Great Northern railroad at Palestine, Tex. Dr, Washington ts to devote all his time and attention to the interests of ‘Tuskegee Institute. Sergeant Shaw of the local reerult- ing station at New Orleans does him self little honor by giving out te- ports detrimental to the enlistment of Negro soldiers. It fs true that America does not want colored sol diers in time of peace but tliat the country will need them badly in time of war. Where is the War Depart- ent? A brainy ex-convict by the name of Bernhardt but now the manager of & Criminals’ Mission, say the difficulty about reclaiming criminals lies in the condemmation of the convict by every one. The Chicago police department of course will understand by this that the apprehension of brainy criminals and not poor half-starved degenerates is the only sure basis of climinating erlme, Will Inherit at Sixty-Five. The will of Mrs. Mary Olmstead of Brooklyn, filed in the surrogate's office in Kings county recently. makes & provision that none of the legates aro to receive their share of the «+ tate until they reach the age of sixty: five years, except in the case of the two grandchildren, who will recelve thelr share when they become thirty: S06 youre OF axe: ‘The Harwick bill designed to repeal the fourteenth amendement of the Federal Constitution should not only be protested against but actually re- belled against by all loyal American citizens who feel that they are creat- ed by God and belong to the human family in which He Is so pleased in His own handiwork, Hon, Martin B, Madden, who has appeared on the scene at Washington, D. C., a one of the white men whose vocation guides him to be a champion of the Negro race as a mission politically, is signif cant. Rev. A. J, Cary of Chicago was chairman of the committee from Chl- cago. Mev. J. R. Ransom, Topeka, Kans.; Rev. J. M. Connor, Little Rock, Ark; BE. W, Lee, Atlanta, Ga, and Chas. Bundy, Cleveland, Ohio. The prime disposition of the committee will be to show how as a factor that the Negro race as a national figure of worth and industry {s fruitful and in so doing kill the bill and the Negro race will have abiding faith in thelr efforts, THE DEFENDER MAKES NO APOL- OGIES FOR ITS NEWS- GETTING. ‘The article published in last week's issue of the Chicago Defender, relative to the will of the late C. H. Smiley, came to Us as news and was pub- Mshed as such. Nelther of the de- visees under the will and nelther of Mr. Smiley's sons gave us, elther dt rectly or indirectly, any of the infor- mation contained In sald article, and neither of them was responsible in any manner for the publication of the sald article. ‘We understand, from attorneys in the matter, that friendly relatlons ex ist between all parties interested in the estate of Mr. Smiley, and that there {s no intention or purpose on the part of anyone to engage in any contest over Mr. Smiley's will, as the will was admitted to probate last ‘Tuesday morning in the Probate court defore Judge Cutting without any ‘word of contest or adverse comment. SAVED FLOCK IN BLIZZARD Aged Wyoming Shepherd Followed ‘Sheep for Five Days Without Food ao Pia, Five days in a snowstorm, without food, fire, rest or sleep, Wililam Me- Cormick, a sixty-yeac-old sheep herd- er, arrived at the Murdock camp, Wyoming, in a deplorable condition, but stifl guarding the three thousand sheep with which te had left the camp. His collie dog underwent sim!- Jar hardships, but assisted him im bringing the flock back to the corral. MeCormick 1s employed by George Murdock, a prominent sheepman. Murdock’s sheep range over the great "Red Desen,,” which, instead of being a desert, 1s one of the finest sheep ranges in the world. While out fn this great plain MeCormick and bis vig herd of three thousand sheep were overtaken by a howling blizzard of wind, snow and sleet. As 1s usual during such storms, the sheep immedi- ately turned their tails to the wind and drifted with the storm, despite the efforts of MeCormick and his dog to prevent the animals from going too far from thelr range! For three days tho band drifted, the herder and dog trying all the time to etop the animals, whleh moved slowly In a great body before the wind. MCormick had no food with him, and"there was no way to cook it even had he been supplied. On the open prairle he was unable to procure any inflammable substance. He dared not Ye down to rest or sleep for fear of losing bis sheep as well as from fear of being frozen to death. On the evening of the third day the storm abated and the sheep came to a standstill, many miles from water or range. MeCormick knew his life de- bended absolutely upon his ability to Teach camp, and although now :bree days without food, water, fre or Test, he started on the return 'trip, driving hie sheep before tim. At the end of another two days the aged sheep herd: oF arrived at the camp and was taken 1a charge by his companions. During the five days he had sucked anow tor water and had gone entirely without food, rest, sleep or fire. His face, hands and feet were frozen. Sur- geons report that he will live. About ono thousand of the sheep Were miasing, but these were rounded up by other employes and brought to eamp. McCormick's feat Is looked upon as one of the most extraordi- nary Instances of endurance ever known in Wyoming. Postal Banks In France. The record of the postal savings bank system in France has been oue of continued progress. In 1882, when this institution was established, the total number of postal banks In op- eration was 6,024 with 211,580 deposit accounts remaining open at the close of the year. These accounts, including Interest due depositors, amounted to $9,187,116, the average sum of the de- Dosits belng $43.41. On December 31, 1909, the latest year for which com- plete statistics are available, the num. ber of banks had increased by nearly 2,000, the deposit accounts numbered 6,542,882, and the deposits, including interest, represented an aggrezate amount of $316,156.86, averaging $57.08. ‘The expenses of administration dur- ing 1900 amounted to $1,504,678, and the net profits to $526,786. It may be recalled that individual accounts are limited by Isw to 1,500 francs ($289.60). When an account exceeds this the surplus 1s invested by the bank in national bonds. The total value of the bonds purchased in 1909 was $2,080,575. The withdrawals, in- cluding these purchases, amounted to $104,916,160. ‘eesti Shain Caiiadiaa rs: there can be no more impressive sight than a straining Ine of wild geese moving in the clear alr with steady strokes, their rigid necks point- tng to their northern summer home, their outlines slowly diminishing un- Ul, as a row of floating dots, they van- fsh In the uncertain distance. As they sean the continent in thefr northward sweep the feeble efforts that dot {t here and there with cities must seem to them helpless presump- tion, ‘They call In the Joy of thelr strength and the poor prisoners of gravitation fancy that the resonant tones from the vast, alry dome are a special message to their own little worlds. More impressive than this voice of the open day or tho slght of the vigorous and steady forms cours- tng the dir is the sonorous mingling erles in the starry dome when the lofty way of travelers fs concealed by the enshrouditg night. ..- ~ Our Wonderfel Lanauana. Speaking before the American Phys- foal Education association in Boston Prof. Jobn M, Tyler of Amherst col- lege warned his hearers emphatically against allowing girls from ten to iif tean years of age to over-exercise, ham- mering his ideas home with thls goin- tillating nugget of philosophy: “Too much of nothing Is good.” ‘That may be true {n Boston, per haps the less of its greatest notoriety seeking product tho better; but we hope the professor won't seek to apply his self-reversible theory to Johnny Mecban’s Park row doughnuts, nor yet to our debtors’ bani balance. ‘Which reminds us of the old word play: “It rains or st does not rain. ‘There- foro, tf it does not rain, it rains.” ‘The Sun once called this a “logteal fallacy of reciprocation of mutually ex- clusive terms.” ‘That's just what Professor Tyler's nugget ts, a fallacy. If you don’t believe it, gét too much of nothing and seo if It will be good. ; Naw @ee Quart. An athletic program, Including an exhibition football game and feats of strength, was held one night recently in the smoking room of the White Star liner Adriatic; at least so some of the passengers reported, declaring that somo of the feate of strength con- sisted in lifting chairs up by the roots and hauling doors from thelr binges. At least one door was missing from its place in mute evidence of the keen sport. ‘One of the most successful compett- tors in the smoke room games was a famous Princeton athlete who once Kicked a fleld goal for his tem just fn time'to beat out old Ell. No official score of the games was kept except by the chief steward, who presented his iil next morning. CRUELTY ‘TO CHILDREN FANTASTIC NAMES FOR BABIES ARE NOT UNCOMMON, Robert New's Sone Were Nothing and Something —. Governor Hogg"s Daughter te tma—Millione Retige rein One te rea, Naming the baby 1s in. most fam: Mes, quile properly, a serlous atfalr, in which every member {s interested. No name can be too veautiful, too poetle, too melodious, for that small, pink-faced person to bear through life; no name can bo associated with too iMlustrtous a personage of history, too fascinating a character in ro mance, From the great G. W. and King Arthur downward, baby 1s good enough to be anybody's namesake, Such {s the usual attitude of par ents, with whfch the world sympathizer while {t smiles. Nevertheless, it ts surprising to what names, and con: Junetions of names, reckless or eruclly Jocular parents will condema thelr children. English records of recent years reveal that Robert New named hls two sons Nothing and Something Mr. Mixer, Mr. Peel and Mr, Codd named thelr respective bables Pep. per, Lemon and Salt; while Mr. Ware's little girl became China and Mr. Gentle's Always. ‘An appeal for legul change of name allowed the general publie to learn that the brothers Pigg bore the Chris tlan names Black, Brown, Gay and Guinney! Their request, it 1s need Jesa to say, was promptly xranted. The unfortunate twins Sudden Death and Jolly Death showed a yet further abuse of parental privilege in thel cognomens: but they did not chang them. Practical Joking at the expense o! helpless infants 1s certainly unpardon able. Tt ts sald to be less rare in thi country than across the water, al though James S. Hogg, governor o Texas, named his daughter Ima, Every one in society in Texas knows’ Ima Hogg. An extraordinary Instance of the be stowal of striking names upon a whol family of ten children was reportes recently. Mr. and Mrs, Milllon o Oregon could never, tt seems, quite agree ypon names enttrely satisfac tory {o both, so as a matter of con ventence they had resorted to num bers, The offictal of a finanetal concert says that when the names of sub scribers to the bond tse proposed by that concern were sent in one was that of Ten Mlilion, It was naturally supposed (o be an assumed name, and a letter was sent to the address given rather sharply stating that bonds could be registered in real names only and that no further attention would be pald to his subscription unless he gave ts real name, An explanatory note was soon re colved froin Mr. Millon, written upon paper bearing the printed letterhead of a firm of Million & Mililon, relterat ing his own name, and adding those of his brothers and sisters. One, Two ‘Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven (il partner), and the rest.” As the Mil Yion ebiidren—that fs, as the ten Mil Mon—at least, as the ten children 3 the name of Million grew up—most o them, he admitted, had modified thel numeral prefixes: the Misses One and ‘Three Million, for example, becoming Una and Trio, while Ten himself was commonly known ae Tenis. Legally however, his name stil remained un changed; and in the eyes of the lav ho was Ten Million, Lawyera on Top. Senator William Pierson Fiero of Catskill, N. ¥, was seated with others about the enormous fireplace in Keel er’s hotel, Albany, N. ¥., on a cold night, when he told this story: “I remember, thirty years ago, wher T was a lawyer, there were about ft teen or elghteen of us—all lawyers— seated about a fireplace much tke this, it was a raw, wet might, A bedraggled stranger, wet to the hide came In, tried to get accommodation: and was told there was not a room left. The nearest other placo was 2 mile away. Shivering, the strange looked at the fire, but we formed such :@ solld Ine about ft that he could no! get near it. Finally one of the law yers, In a spirit of frivolity, turned to itm ‘and sald: “My friend, are you a traveler?” - “Tam, sir. T have been all over the world.” : “*¥ou don’t say so! Been in Ger ‘many, Egypt, Japan and all the coun itries in Africa and Asta?" “All of them—been everywhere. “‘Bver been in hell?” “Oh, yes; been there twice.’ “‘How did you find things there?” “Ob, much the samo as here—a” .yers all next to the fire.’ "New York ‘Herald, Considerate. “What's the object of gotting all those troops away from this vicinity?” “T suppose,” replied the irresponsible theorist, “that they want the troops where they will not disturb the peace conference that has been called.” Fin Mire tawalia: In order to avert the most serious thing of having a child take the wrong medicine, mothers should nd. here to the following rules: Never give medicine in the dark, Always read the Inbel on the bottle. Never go by the color of the medi. eine, .. When the bottle is refilled see that the label reads clear. Keep poisons locked up. Keep all bottles locked up in a drawer or medicine chest, Mistakes of giving children carbolic acid and such Uke poisons in the night time recently make {t mpera- tive that mothers study and adhere to these rules, for some times such inadvertent mistakes bring about ter- rible conclustons. ‘Sis Gremmeek. “Are they lying low on that case?" “Trather suspect they are doing some tall lying.” . Reaiiens: “Is this society play true to Mer” “Yes, indeed. There's a game of bridge in every act.” * PRES I MG Sata I OUNANN.. 7 oe 4 Loule N. Hoggatt and father, of Ben- ton Harhor, Mich., were in the city to attend the Foresters’ annual ‘session on last Sunday. Miss Dora H. Jones and Mr. Herman G. Clayvorn were quietly married on Wednesday evening, at the residence of the bride's grandmother, Mrs. S, P. Jones, 3668 Wabash avenue, The bride is the daughter of Dr. J. A. Jones, president of Turner Normal College, Shelbyville, Tenn. and sister of Mr. James 1. Jones, now of this city. Mrs, J. A. Jones is in the eity, the guest of-her mother-in-law, Mrs, 8. P. Jones, 3668 Wabash avenue, where she came to be present at the mar- riage of Miss Dora Jones. ‘Mrs. Wallace, 2808 Wabash avenue, took seriously iil on Tuesday morning, at her home. Much anxiety Is felt for her by her friends, Mr. and Mrs. Poney Moore have moved from 31st street to 3142 Forest avenue, He is much better. ‘The Byrons were not responsible for not appearing at the benefit of the Grace Presbyterian Base Ball Team, on May 1, as they were not in the city. The same was told to those in charge. Hugh Hoskins has opened his new buffet on the corner of State and 32nd streets, where he will be pleased to see alll his old friends at the same loca- tion, Mr, and Mrs. F, Wyche, 64 E Wood: Jawn avenue, celebrated | their 15th marriage anniversary last. Friday evening, April 28th, : ‘The Vohinteer Worker Club met at the home of Mrs, M. McAfee, 6612 Langley avenue, Wednesday, May 3, 1911. There were quite a number ont and they felt very much elated over the success of The Shirt Waist Party of Monday night. It was a. success financially and also i attendance. ‘The Volunteers hope to see thelr friends again on May 17, at Masonic Hall, 9956 State street. ‘The Mount Glenwood Cemetery As. sociation gives every colored family in Chicago an opportunity to tree themselves from the bondage and dis- crimination of the older cemeteries by selling cemetery lots at about — the price of a single grave in the older cemeteries, on payments of $2.00 cash and $2.00 per month, which is within the reach of all Mrs, C. Johnson, president; Mrs. 3 Bish, secretary: Mrs. 1.. Webster, re: porter. The Ways and Means Society: of Grace Presbyterian Church will meet at the home of Mrs. @. W. Lambert, 3109 Prairie avenue, Monday evening, May 8, promptly at'$ o'clock. The president will be glad to see all for mer members, Mrs, Clara Stndymere, president, Call_on us first and examine our line of hair goods, and If our prices do not appeal to you as fair and rea- sonable as others, look no further, for ho Where in Chicago can you do as well. Mme. Wallace, 3247 State street. Mrs. Sadie Cave, 6432 Vincennes avenue, entertained the ¥. M. B. W. Club at her residence Friday after noon, A very elaborate luncheon was served, Mrs, Walls won the prize, which was a handsome hand-painted Plate, painted by the hostess, who is a very fine artist. Those present were: Mesdames Copper, Bertha Revells, Willa Stoan, Marguerite Hudson, Theodosia Walls, Mayme Gwin and Marcelline Ackers, Fellowship League Anniversary.— The first anniversary of the Reading Room and Social Center of the Negro Fellowship League will be held Sun day, May 7, 1911, at 4 p. m., 2880 State street, A symposium by members of the league and a splendid musical pro: stam will be rendered. Come and bring your friends. Ida B. Wells Bar- nett, president. : ‘The J. B. W. Woman's Club called in a body ‘Thursday, April 27th, on Mrs. D. Mack, one of thelr members, at 6137 Loomis boulevard, and pre- sented her little grandson, Ira Cassell (who fell and broke his arm the week previous) with a handsome bouquet of flowers. Mrs. Mack was overcome at their thoughtfulness. : Dr, G. H. McDaniels, D, D,, returned to the city after a three months’ lec ture tour through the west. Frank P. George presents “The Danabagay;” including the invincible celebrities: Miss St. Clair White, Miss Gladys E, Edwards, Mr, Craig Wil- liams, Miss Gladys Anderson, Mr. George Garner, Jr. Oakland Music Hall, Decoration eve, May 29. Gar- field Wilson's orchestra will augment the discourse. ‘Mrs. Mattie Bell of the Hotel Dumas has returned from a trip south, where she went to visit her mother. - COLISEUM (iain Butlaind) Greatest Ball Ever Given | Monday Evening, May 29th =~ By the First Regiment Uniform Rank K. of P. Two Bands for Dancing. Orchestea for Concert Lee Masical Five for Entertaining . Our Friends. + Admission Only 50 Cents, ee Mr. Virgil Cook sailed for South Ameriea from New York on Friday. Sends word to Floyd Emanuel to look out for West Side girls until he re- turns July 15th. Miss Nettle Saunders, 4969 Prince. ton avenue returned to the city after a month’s stay in Frankfort, Ky., visit- ing relatives and friends. ' Her sister, Mrs. Mabel Chaffin, same number, who has been sick for elght weeks, is able to be out once more. Mrs. Kirklin, 4851 Armour, has moved to her tiew home, 3342 Vernon avenue, Mr. A. C. Harris presented his wife with a new gray stone front house at 4807 Talgiey avenue, where she will receive per frlends after May 5th, Mrs, Blackwell, 28 B. 37th place, has moyed to 3735 Forest avenue, where hdr friends may call, : Mr, anki Mrs, P. A. McFerrin have ar- rived in, New York city and were mingled /with the great attendance at the Y. M. C. A. Sunday, where Dr. Ransum delivered an eloquent speech in the Interest of our race, morally and intellectually. They entered Vienna Institute Mon. day, April 24, to take a complete course of French dressmaking and de- signing in ladies’ tailoring, atter which tey will return west and es- tablish their work in the Butler Mis- sion, of jvhich Mrs. S. Gray is princi pal. Mr, Lipyd Howell, of Grand Rapids, Mich. agrived tn Chienko last Satur day morhing to attend the recital of Mr. George R. Garner, Jr. He visited with Mr! Garner and lett ‘Tuesday morning for his home in Grand Rapids. Mrs, Garnet Penn, from St. Paul, and Mrs, Consuello Johnson, and Mr. Julius Penn, from our city,’ attended the Foresters’ Ball on Thursday, the 20th. ‘They had a most delightful time. Mys. Penn returned back home Monday, [May ist. Dr. U.|C. Dalley announces the re- moval of his office to 5 East 36th place, sdutheast corner State strect, over Binka Bank, after April 15, 1911. ‘Telephorle Douglas 5770. Hours: 12 to 2p. ty 7 to 8 pm, and by ap pointmer{t. No evening hours Sungay. (Please hote change In office hours.) Residencf, 2433 Wabash avenue, phone Aldine 629. On thd evening o° May Ist, a very pleasant |surprise was given Mr. Geo, W. Mead|of Chicago, who is visiting at the hom¢ of Mr. and Mrs. Dan Moss, of Mossdale Farm, the occasion being Mr. Mea{l’s 76th birthday. Old time games were indulged in and after a dainty Inch the guests departed, wishing Mr. Mead many happy. re- turns. Miss Hanche Donegan, buyer and saleslady} of the Hair ‘Department, Konenig| Bros.” Department Store, Sioux Fills, $, D., has been in the elty the past fortnight on a business and pleaure trip, the guest of Mrs. W. 3. Molette, 3345 Vernon avenue. She returned home Monday evening much impressed witn the cordiality of Chicagoans. During her short stay she proved to be the prize winner at the Friday evening Billiken Whist Club. : Mr. Washington H, Spratley and sis ter, of New York, is now residing in Chicago, Ill, where he is soon to enter Into business, It is reported that Dr, Anderson has purchased a 1911 overland roadster and that Mrs, Johnson has a Clark No. 20 touring nr ‘The Cherokee Remedy Company has removed their office to 2583 Wabash avenue, Read their advertisement elsewhere in this newspaper, Look for the Cherokee Indian. William Bowman and W. Raleigh Shiclds of Seattle, Wash, president and secretary of the Marquette Club, are visiting in the city. George B. Jones, Chicago represen: tative of the Central Afro-American of St. Louis, Mo., arrived in the city this week. ANNOUNCEMENT. We beg to announce to our patrons that beginning Saturday, April 45, 1911, our banking department will be open on Saturdays from 9 to 1 p. m, and Saturday evenings from 6:30 to 9 p. m. Safety deposit vaults open Sat- urdays fom 9 a.m, to 8 p. m—W. H. Bowéls & Co. Bankers, 4 and 6 East 31st street, corner State; phone Douglas '986, A. R. Bordie is still spending a part of his time In St. Louis, Mo. Joseph [B. Crum, who is now mak- ing his {home in St. Louis, Mo., writes tht he is hitting the ball hard and playing nine holes of golf every morning before breakfast. Nice assortment of Children’s Trimmed sPonnets and Hats at $1.00 up to $2.50. : Call and see them. Miss M. Matthews, 3247 State St. The Young Peoples Improvement Cla ‘ Annual May Carnival aid Got. May 16th, 17th, 18th and 19th’ FOUR NIGH J QUINN CHAPEL 28th St. and Wabash Ave. ae West Side Orchestra Every Night 3. 2 Beautiful Decorations ee Everything need in a wel Ken home willbe on sale at reasonable ries. +; SINGLE TICKETS 10 cents SEASON TICKETS 35 cents Further Particulars Later W. D. COOK, Pastor Mrs. D. Conway "Phone Douglas 5481 £ Mrs. A. Winborn CONWAY & WINBORN Home Baking, Confectionery and Delicatessen z Fine Cigars, Tobacco and Notions fis, Evérrthing New, Neat and Clean 9 W. 36th Street : CHICAGO, ILL. Short Orders All Day Rogers’ Resturant, Caterers to the Elite |° ‘ Select Mesias “vais ) All Meals 25c, Table D'Héte 4to8p..m. | Ala Carte Lunch, ;14:30"to! 2p..." Breakfast, 7a. sae Masi BIE, 33rd Street, ear t station io | GHICAGO |: i Open trom 7 otis tg'10 cm cL A. A. Wells will return home from 4 three months’ stay in California on Saturday or Suniay, Count Moses Samucls, 6501 Rhodes avemue, is the talk of the town. When the reporter arrived at lady BMliott ball on ‘Thursday night there was @ stampede among the fair ones to dance the pear and apple dance with him, The ball was a success in every way and a neat sum was realized. Colonel W. R. Cowan, the congen- fal politician of the Third Ward, is still rejoicing over Foreman’s defeat, notwithstanding he fs one of the busi: est men in the loop district, looking after his tenants in the ‘Imperial Building. ‘The Hucksters at the Church: Union Club showed tact and study, although There was too much Jones. The others present enjoyed themselves nieely. After all expenses are clear- ed away, the neat sum of $100 will be realtzed. Wm. Weller, our old friend and -“mixologist,” ig still improving. What a treat it will be to see Will at his oll stand once more. When you want the Defender, send the money for it, for we cannot live on promises, | George Bond is the “candy kia” over the Northwestern Railway, and is Strictly business at all times. Mrs, Eliza August, 3640 Wabash avenue, has moved ‘to 28 East 37th place. Mrs. Narley will be found at the same number. Rev. H. Allen, formerly of Salt Lake City, Utah, and Jacksonville, ‘Pla, passed through the city Tues. day on his way to Butte, Mont, Where he will be located as the pas: ‘tor of the Baptist Church. Let _us know when you move, su ‘We can get your paper to you. Mr. Jap Howard, 52 Peck court, has been appointed head elevator condue. tor in the County building under the Democratic administration, which was presented to him through Sheriff Mi- chael Zimmer and Alderman Michael Kenna of the First ward. ‘The Real Measure, Your rank as a living creature ts de- termined by the +height and breadth of your love—Ruskin, % Deeply Reliaious, “Deeply religious ts he?" “Yes, ins deed. If he dines out on Friday, be tells nothing but fish storles."—Puek. a a a Gray horses are the longest lived, Creams are usually delicate, and are seriously affected by very warm weather. Peat General Russian Fuel. Peat constitutes about onethird of the fuel used In the central industrial atstricts of Russia, Liniment, One eup vinegar, one cup turpen- tine, one raw egg, put in bottle and shake well. A most excellent liniment for man or beast. | __ Use for Streak Runbian, City authorities of Amsterdam are now considering the conversion of the street rubbish as 2 mass into combus- ‘ible briquets for heating bollers, Early /Advice to Children. “Honor thy father and thy mother" stands written among the three laws ‘of most revered righiteousness.—Aes- ebytus, 600 B.C. Wie Tou Saniidleus: An Albanian youth named Brahimo- Witch, who is a stranger to the cus- toms of clvilization, arrived in Bel- grado recently and’ shot a new ac- quaintance immediately after an in- troduction, having mistaken an at- tempt to shake hands for an attempt to snatch the weapons in his belt. Story Gct the Near-Sighted Man. “While 1 think 1 am rather inclined. to give, yet I try to be discriminating, not to give to every beggar with am idle and obviously untrue tale, but," said the nearsighted man, “I fell im- pulstvelygfor a story new to me this morning, “‘Boss,’ sald the man as he looked at me, ‘I've lost my spectacles and Vm trying to get together enough money to buy another pair. [ “You know if I should lose my speo- tacles I should be lost myself and on that story I gave up without another thought.” ee ——_$__— PHONE 3181 DOUGLAS Hours: 9 a.1n. 10 9 pem. GOVEY HOOD, M. T. D., NATURE HEALING Oltice and Residence Removed ~ from 3305 TO 3247 FOREST AVENUE cistcago Unique Temple, Lady ike, meets or the ‘accond and fourth nuregaya of ach month, Mrs. Joo Sadler, Dr iy 2420 War, bash avenue; Biattio Taylor, “Fin. Sec, HOT Dearborn street, 1 COURT GENERAL ROBERT Bly LIOTT, No, 1308, Ancient Omer of Fat gatera, “meets every sogand fourth: Mont Gay'ih cach month at Odd Fellows’ Halt, No, 3237 Stato atreet. BD, B. Hawley, Ghiof “Rangers. residence 6013_Absrdecs eet, hong. Went. soit; Bw. "Raytor Financial Secretary, | 3422 Dearborn street, phone Alaina’ 1310, CHICAGO LODGE, No. 48, 1. BP. 0. Bot WcMeotg the tat and 2d Friaay. at Holetty Hall, 3712-State etree At We Hea, Secretary, 6430 Vingennos, avenue; 3°. Tohmson, “Exalted Wuler, 2007 Cake inet avenue. St. Monica’e Chureh, Dearborn and 20th atrest. ‘Rev, Jo S.Morrig” Restdenee eis Wabash, 7°" Mase Sunday, 6:30, 8:80, 10:00; bone diction, 4p, m. Sunday. instruction fo) converisy Bionday and Friday ‘eventny in church at 3p. m. Dr. H. W. Games, Dentist; ai- gf notinces the removal of his office to 5 East 36th Place, §. E. Corner State street, over Binga Bank. Telephone, Douglas; 5770; hours, 9to12a,m.; 2t08p.m.: 7109 p.m.; Sunday by apyointment. FRANK P. { GEORGE presents a Dana- bagay,”’ inclu ding the in vincible celebfities: Miss St. Clair White, Miss Gla- dys E, Edwards, Mr.Craig Williams, Miss Gladys An= | derson, Mr.George Garner, ) Jr. Oakland Music Hall, Decoration Eve., May 29, Garfield Wilson's Orches= tra will augment the dis- course. SAM FIELDING, | Mgr. in Advance. SHEET-MUSIC Papas Sage Mage one, Wales Selected fram intest Season iiitss Sree Gitaiog. "Write toaay for one. ‘THE WM. FOSTER MUSIC GOMPANY 3025 STATE ST., CHICAGO, ILL, SYLVESTER RUSSELL. Pekin Stock Company at the Globe in The Lime Kiln Club. Robert T. Mott's Pekin Stock company opened an engagement at the Globe theater Monday evening, May 1, to an exceptionally large audience, in "The Lime Klin Club," a farce comedy by Jesse A. Shipp, originally produced at the Pekin theater but elaborated to three acts by the author for the present engagement, with music arranged by George Bailey. The first act presented is a combination of domestic life and military scenes, which lead up to the social session of a society which depicted the comedy humor characteristic of Negro life in organizations. Allee Gillam, distinguished by legitimate cleverness, wit and humor, was the one comedian of the evening in whom most attention was centered. Charles Gilpin as Glia-dam Jones was a close second, and exhibited a like amount of skill especially as an actor, but whose comedy was good. Billy Harper, a new member of the company, was a most excellent actor as Bro. Gardner, his comedy work and aplaid makeup being an important addition to his success. Jimmy Brown as Napoleon Shrewbury was fourth in rank of the comedy element by reason of his small feature, Mrs. Hattle Moistnosh as Mrs. Skimmerhorn was a most effective actress and led charm to every scene in which she appeared. The singing numbers were all in capable hands. "That Minor Strain" by Miss Sunny Wise and chorus was well received, a tenor solo by Clarence Tisdale, who was in good voice, a Spanish rag by Miss Lottie Grady, unusually well sung, and "Way Down in Georgia Land" by Will C. Elkins, a highly cultured baritone-bass singer. Here an ensemble song, "My Hero," sang by Fanny Wise and chorus, in which she took the obligate in the finale received a grand ovation. Miss Marle Burton for some reason sang the time worn "Some of These Days," which showed that she has improved in stage craft. Lloyd Gitts, the tenor, The image provided is too blurry to accurately recognize any text. It appears to be a grayscale photograph of a person, but the details are not clear. I am a man of great importance and a man of great interest. I am a man of great importance and a man of great interest. MME. LUCRETIA LAWSON·KNOX. Mme. Knox, who has traveled throughout Europe, spending four years abroad, also worked with the Rufus Rastus Company as prima donna, is making a decided hit in Chicago. She has a 15 weeks' engagement and her books are full of dates, to fill was in fine voice, and the choruses were all good but rendered a little too rapid. Adah Banks in "Senor" and one other song, made the best showing in soubret work for which she was enced. Maggie Davis, Daisy and Gertie Brown in a topical song ditty with Gilliam and Glipin made a distinct hit, as did the two comedians in a burlesque drill. Billy Johnson, who was another capable and entertaining actor was equally desirable in "Land of Harmony," the final number. Others in the cast were Misses Katie Jones, Ethel Marlowe and Lulu Miller, Messrs. Coleman, Mitchell, Small and others. The Pekin orchestra contributed the music and the costumes and scenery were satisfactory. Sam J. Corker, Jr., is acting manager of the company for Mr. Motts. It is understood that this company will probably remain at the Globe. / The Lone Bert Murphy and a Good Bill at the New Grand. The New Grand theater opened the week with a strong show that gave every evidence of strength enough to combat against all other opposition. Bert Murphy, now a lone vaudevillian, and with a heavy cold, appeared in a new specialty which met with immediate favor. All his songs and sayings were new, including his clothes, which were made to order at great expense. What made a hit was Murphy's original song of songs, which together with his aptitude and dancing places him as foremost in his line. Miss Lizzie Wallace made her first appearance at this house and made a dashing and dazzling picture in her artistic song reading and step dancing. Her most attractive number was a Mexican dance that she is featuring this season with her new special music and it made a hit. The Dahomian trio was another strong act which gave a great amount of pleasure in comedy singing and dancing but what is remarkable about these boys is that they are very good musicians and they created an unproar of laughter during their stay upon the stage. James and Marie Bailey, who opened the bill with a neat flirtation scene, were given a good reception. Mr. Bailey is not only one of the smartest steppers of the George Walker style but his dancing and reversal turn in "That's Why They Call Me Shine" can not be duplicated. Scott and Crosby were passably good. Of the two white acts Colton & Darrow were fair but Sam Lebert, a Hebrew actor, in "The End of the World," was one of the best playlets that has yet appeared at the Grand. Mr. Lebert is an artist and a star in his line of work and was ably supported by Nina Cole and Louis Ross. The Williams Plano Recital. The Williams Piano Recital. On Tuesday evening, May 2, Miss Bertha M. L. Williams, a pupil of de Lewinski, appeared in a piano recital at Music hall in the Fine Arts building on Michigan avenue. Two-thirds of the program—which I saw before leaving to attend another affair—of which Beethoven's Sonata Patheticque; Valse de Concert; Caprice Epagnole by Moszkowski and Chopin's Nocturno op. 37 No. 2 were highly available and plensing. Miss Williams as a pianist is hardly yet schooled to a place of practical assurance in the higher grade of art but if she had the same amount of schooling as Miss Harrison she would no doubt be her superior. Allowing for nervousness in her first attempt, it must be said that Miss Williams should become a great pianist. She not only plays with a warmth of feeling but her interpretation of harmony is especially magnetic in temperament. Her approach into fortissimo was weak but met with spasmatic intelligence and diminutive discretion. Contrary to the rule her right hand fingering was stiff but fell little short of measures allotted. Miss Williams is to go abroad and greater things of her can later be expected. The recital, which was under the management of Samuel B. Garton, accounted for most of the audience being white. Even if Miss Williams has no big reputation it was 1. The image contains a black-and-white photograph of a person with a serious expression, looking directly at the camera. The background is blurred, but it appears to be an outdoor setting with trees and possibly a building. The person's face is clearly visible, and they seem to be in a contemplative or serious mood. just as soon as the former is completed. Her appearance on the stroll was a decided hit and had to make a return date at the Grand. She was a school teacher and also a graduate of Fisk University. the duty of well-to-do people of her race to have turned out equally as strong as the white race since they voted Miss Williams equal to the occasion. The Garner Song Recital at Olivet. In a song recital at Olivet Baptist church last Monday evening, George R. Garner, Jr., a young baritone-tenor, made his initial bow in a special program assisted by Charles Elgar, violinist. The lecture room was filled with a friendly natured audience, which added charm to the entertainment. I ran in at a late hour to hear two numbers by each artist. I heard Mr. Garner in an oratorio early in the season. Since that time he has improved both in art and method. He is a robust baritone-tenor with a voice of sympathy and sweetness. His chief fault is that he makes a rash attack at his upper notes and he will first have to acquire the art of embellishment in order to preserve the breaking in his upper register which he frequently forces; for he must remember that the method of high soft falcetto notes never establishes greatness. A. Charles Elgar was heard to good advantage. While Mr. Elgar can be termed a good violinist from an artistic standpoint in execution and symphonic passages, he has an ear that is wofully defective from a technical degree of tone deviation, a fault which often lies in falling to ```markdown ``` properly tune the instrument or in the instrument itself. Miss Marion E. Garner was a remarkably good accompanist and partly shared honors with the two artists. Mr. Garner appears next at Frank P. George's "Danabagay," Decoration eve, May 29. A Fine Show at the Monogram. It would be hard to pick out the star number of three teams appearing at the Monogram this week. Simms and Thompson can claim to have got 'em if we are to judge from the good returns they got for a highly legitimate act that will take in any play house and bring them credit. Joe Simms can be safely put down as a progressive performer, which of course gives him a long lease and a mortgage on State street. Billy B. Johnson and his pretty wife, Leonce, also demonstrated that they got 'em and they did. Their singing and their dancing was also done in true legitimate style and they won several encores. Elvira Johnson, with a new partner, Miss Roper, was a splendid singing and dancing number which attracted attention. They were excellent dresses and were heavily enforced. Lew La Mar, whose monologue was raw but whose singing was good, was also on the bill. Fairfax & Hurd, with a pick, opened May 4 at the Imperial theater. Their engagements at Milwaukee, Wis., were reported successful. S. H. Lane and the following people are with the Dixie minstrels of Gentry brothers' show: Fred Garland and wife, Luvinia Ellison, E. E. Cowen, Arthur Jones, William Wallace and Henry McAllen. Saint Suttle joined last Friday, at Louisville, Ky. A MUSICAL TREAT Lovers of music were given a free musical demonstration by the students of Mr. and Mrs. W. L. Jackson at their studio, 3235 and 3237 South State street on May 3 at 8:30 p. m. Miss Irene B. Hudlin received the ladies, Dr. and Mrs. W. A. Driver were among those present, the doctor being an ardent amateur musician, delivered a few remarks on music. The first Wednesday in each month is to be devoted to showing in a similar manner what the school is accomplishment. The first annual commencement of the Jackson School of Music will be held in June. Watch the Defender for future announcements, etc. PROGRAM. Steve Mackey . . . Violin Raymond Jameson . . . Violin Joseph . . . Violin Mr. and Mrs. C. Nelson. Violin and Piano Theodore Brown . . . Violin Roger Orborks . . . Violin H. Jordan and Luvenius Casswell . . Violin and Piano Bd. Bowdre . . . Cornet G. Jackson . . . Violin E. Harris . . . Violin Harriet Hall . . . Piano Chas. Jones . . . Violincello Dr. Driver . . . Remarks Ensemble Class . . . Two Selections Refreshments House Built From One Tree The town of Elma, Wash., in the midst of the great fir timber belt on the west slope of the Cascade mountains presents a unique feature in the form of a two-story house, containing 14 rooms, built entirely of the timber from a single fir. This tree was a giant Douglas fir, and was felled west of Elma. It was wonderfully straight, and when scaled was found to contain 40,000 feet of serviceable timber. The tree was cut into six logs, the first or butt being 28 feet in length. Inside the bark the stump measured seven feet and nine inches in diameter. The distance to the first limb of this tree was 100 feet, and the total height of the tree was over 300 feet. At the standard then prevailing—$25 a thousand—the lumber in this tree was worth more than $1,000.—Harper's Weekly. Good Excuse. "Why ain't you at school, little boy?" "I stayed away on account of sickness." "Who is sick?" "The truant officer." — Suburban Life. A Good Press Agent. "Why do you never go fishing with anybody except Wisley?" "Well, his conscience isn't as sensitive as mine. I like to have him along so that he can do the talking about the day's sport." A Cure on Foot. Physician—You must take exercise. The motor car, in a case like yours, gives the best exercise that—Patient—But, doctor, I can't afford to have a motor car. Doctor—Don't buy; just dodge them Plenty of Chances It never is necessary to hunt for long or to travel far if one is looking for a chance to do a good deed.—Chicago Record-Herald Materials in New Guinea metals in New Caredonia. Nickel mining is active in New Caledonia. European firms are investing largely in it and other mining. Some fair gold discoveries have been made recently. The Sporting World Odd Fellows' hall was the scene of a heavyweight wrestling match which took place on the evening of April 29 between Illa Vincent, now styled by American newspapers as the Cuban star, and Henri Seeford, Canada's strongest man and wrestler. Vincent won both falls by a reverse bar arm hold, the first in 45 minutes and 30 seconds and the second in 12 minutes and 20 seconds. Samson, the German Hercules, weighing 270 pounds, threw Weber, the rough house German, in 5 minutes and the "Mysterious Ice Man" in 15 minutes. The first match was refereed by Bennie Smith, whose nervous tension created unrest in spite of his youthful popularity. The Vincent-Seeford match was refereed by Will Watkins. Jack Johnson, who had secured one-half a row of front seats, failed to show up. Steve Angel, an importer of foreign wrestlers, in his effort to get William Demetral, the Greek wrestler beaten, wants to match Illa Vincent against Demetral and offers the latter a side wager of $500 on the general result, the match to be to a finish. Vincent recently challenged Demetral at the big Coliseum match April 24. It has been secretly reported that Jack Johnson did not actually serve time as a common prisoner. The news which has been carefully secreted from the public and guarded from the newspapers was conveyed to a member of the National Negro Press Association by a railroad porter who runs from Chicago to the Pacific coast but this was later denied as the man who delivered the news was not a porter. Johnson, who was said to be secluded, had to report daily at certain hours, and this accounts for why the famous pugilist is now looking so healthy. But Johnson is said to have been denied his Easter dinner. Jack's Easter Dinner. I missed my Easter dinner, Nice boiled eggs and some liver, That early Easter morn; I missed my big car flyer, My freedom and my "honey" Why did I ever roar? Why did I ever roar? That judge, the dogged liar. Refused to take my money; I longed to be back home; Where Easter meals come higher. Sylvester, Russell Sylvester Russell. There were two draws at the wrestling match at Odd Fellows' hall on Wednesday evening, Vincent and Schultz, the German navy champion, and two middleweight fighters, wrestled; they were Will Walkins and Respress. The performance was interrupted by a mysterious wrestler wearing a black mask who appeared on the scene to challenge Vincent but received no recognition. Just Cause for Anger tinger. "Mrs. Tinnmore is so angry with her dentist she vows she will never pay his bill," says the neighbor. "Why in the world?" asks the caller. "Well, she got him to put in a bridge for her, and she complained to him that it did not feel right, but he said it was all right and would not be noticed when she got used to it; and so she kept it, of course, although it seemed to make it hard for her to talk—kind of made her voice thick, you know. And yesterday she called up Mr. Tinnmore and asked him to bring home some shoes and shirts for their little boys, and Mr. Tinnmore kept her repeating it over and over to him the longest time, until he thought he knew what she wanted. And what do you suppose he brought home? A bottle of soothing stuup!"—Judge. Stepography 2,000 Years Ago It seems incredible, but it can be proved, already in the olden times there were stenographers who took down the speeches made in the Roman senate or in public. They were called notarii and we find a place in Sueonius where Augustus is angry because the stenographers reported the speech of Caesar for Meditius in a very imperfect manner. Keep Clean. Keep your house and your belongings clean. Let the blessed sun, the greatest physician in the world, get all through you and all about you. Get your full share of the free air of heaven. "Eat to live and not live to eat," as a sage philosopher of the long ago tells us. Keep your house clean in which you live and keep the "house" in which your life lives clean, and all will be well. Get Free Transportation Railroads carry postal clerks "deadhead," and this free transportation to Uncle Sam's servants is figured by the carriers to be worth a million dollars a year. The roads are subject to damages to injuries received on trains by the postal clerks. Booster Hard to Kill. A Buff Orpington rooster, missing for three weeks, was found wedged in the wooden foundation of a haystack at Stanford, Kent, England. The bird was as thin as a lath, but now is crowing as lustily as ever. It was twenty days without food. Trunk Coverings of Sealskin. The skin of the common barbor or marble seal is still used to some extent in Norway for trunk coverings. This seal is also found on the coasts of the United States, especially on the Pacific side. Cocoanut Culture Eight years are required to bring the average cocoanut tree into bearing. There are usually 60 or 70 trees to the acre and the profits from cocoanut culture are usually good. Globe Theatre Wabash Ave. & HubbardCt. Second Big Week COMMENCING MAY 8th The Pekin Stock Co. In an Enlarged and Elaborate Production OF The Lime Kiln Klub By J. A. SHIPP PRICES 15 - 25 - 50 - 75 Phone Oakland 2489 Madeline R. McFarland FINE MILLINERY Feathers Cleaned, Dyed and Curled HATS BLOCKED 4732 State St. - CHICAGO PLAY BALL As only the celebrated Athletes Leland Giants Can play it at their Park 69th and Halsted Sts. The only Park in the city owned and operated by our people every Sunday, Saturday and Holiday Opening Game Sunday, April 23rd LELAND GIANTS VS. MUTUALS Boxes 600 reserved by phone 315 Wentworth Grand Stade 3c, Bleachers 3c, Boys 1c B. F. MOSELEY, Secretary and Treasurer 6221 Haldest Street PHONE DOUGLAS 3576 IDA M. DEMPCY Stenographer and Typist 3716 Dearborn St. Chicago, Ill. A. MISS JUANITA TOLIVER. PORO Hair Grower 90s a Box, 10s extra out of city Treatment $1.50 $420 Dearborn St. Chicago. Still in Primitive Life. The natives of New Guinea have been found living as if in the stone ago. Sex Equality. Counting nibbling, a woman eats just about as much as a man—Atchison Globe. Hard to Obtain Radium London's radium institute is finding it hard to obtain the five and one-half grams of radium needed in its equipment for therapeutic work. The firm which undertook to supply that amount is unable to live up to its contract. The institute is to open in October. A Partnership. "My father and I know everything in the world," said a small boy to his companion. "All right," the latter said: "Where's Asia?" It was a stiff question, but the little fellow answered, coolly: "That is one of the questions my father knows." The Most Popular Vaudeville and Moving Picture House on the South Side PLAYING ALL FIRST CLASS AUTO'S (from 15) - Moving Picture Studio and Holidays Hourly Performance from 10 AM to 11 PM ADMISSION 150 3028 State, near 31st Street The New Grand Now Open Continuous Vaudeville Moving Pictures Finest Small Theater in America Built for the Colored People 3110-3112 So. State St. ROSCOE EVANS, Mgr. Phone Douglas 1745 REID THOMAS BUFFET Wines, Liquors and Cigars Cafe Newly Added Bowling Alley in Connection Special Attention to Lady Bowlers Odd Fellows' Hall, 8885 State St. PHONE DODOLAS 4284 H. A. ISAACS, PITP. THE SOLTEROS CLUB Billiard and Pool Parlor First Class Barber Shop . . . Electric Massage, Ete. HIGH-GRADE HAYANHA CIGARS. TOBACCOS, PIPES AND SMOKERS' ARTICLES SHOE SHINING PARLORS LAUNDRY OFFICE 3206 State Street Chicago THE FEDERAL NATIONAL HISTORY SOCIETY 3114 State Street Next Door to the New Grand Theater CAFE OPEN ALL NIGHT Phone Douglas 5686 Your Patronage Solicited During Intermission STUDIO OF MUSIC MRS. MARTHA BROADUS-ANDERSON TEACHER OF VOCAL AND PIANO FALL TERM BEGINS SEPTEMBER 1ST PHONE NORMAL 3316 RESIDENCE, 6450 CHAMPLAIN AVE., CHICAGO, ILL Monday, May 8th "Upon the success of the Leland Giants this year depends the Negro's continuance as a factor in the baseball arena. Their Park is the only Park in the city operated and controlled by Negroes. This should be sufficient for every Negro to attend the games at this Park." GUESS WHO? The three professional men are who Editor and Colonel. Classy, looking The P. O. dude is who tells so many truthful truths. How about it, Mr. P. O. dude. The R. R. C. is who says he likes the road better than he does Wabash Ave. He tells me who call themselves the "Nine Sports." "Dutch" was seen entering the New Garden where he was V. L.'s doll alone. He is dangerous. The young lady is who hates to attend concert YOU KNOW. The young mutt is who was named "Kinky." Little "Sally Long is." Little "love my writer, but oh, your composer." The young dude is who has quit the road and loved music. The same dude is who says, "I like my music, but oh, you poet." The mutt is who got paddled. The fair doll is who, while entering the store, stepped on a five-dollar bill and didn't know enough to pick it up. Poor runny. The sisters are who have moved from Coca-Cola Ave. to La Salle St. Are rented too high? Mr. O. C., you looked so sweet when you were with me. You are the two ladies who both are so crazy about the same fellow, Mr. G. H. You draw straws, Miss G. L. and B, W. BETTER, GUESS WHO FROM EVANSTON, in the women at Ebenezer. Is always smiling. DEATHS OF THE WEEK DEATHS OF THE WEEK. Anderson, Mabel, 3 years, 1344 W. 61st St. Mary, Alice, 43 years, 2337 Dearborn St.; April 28. Brooks, Clinton, 20 years, 3501 Armour Avery, April 24. Barquette, Wilfred, 25 years, 1818 Armour Ave.; April 27. Bosley, Henriettle, 30 years, unknown; April 27. Cotton, Wm., 42 years, 4715 Dearborn St.; April 29. Constant, Geo. J., 41 years, 3731 Armour St.; April 29. Bram, Henry, 13 years, 55 E. 34th St. April 29. Dyson, Nicholas, 62 years, 2229 Dearborn; April 27. Dylan, John, 25 years, Steubenville, Ohio; May 3. Foy, Dorothy M., 1 year, 42 W, 38th St. May 3. Fram, Harry, 13 years, 55 E. 34th St. April 29. Ghanast, Howard, 5 years, 5750 La Payette Oregon; April 27. Heidi Lucy, 43 years, 3625 Armour Ave. April 23. Hayes, Stephen D., 51 years, 219 W, Sur- pension; April 24. Jackson, Virgin, 31 years, 1711 Fulton; April 25. Daisy, 38 years, 2801 La Salle St.; April 23. Jackson, Thomas, 30 years, 478 S. State St.; April 23. Jackson, B., 51 years, 1904 Dearborn St.; April 26. Mason, Arthur C., 1 mo., 1151 Randolph St.; April 29. Moon, Tenzey, 35 years, 2850 Armour; April 21. Moon, Catherine E., 23 years, 6024 Dearborn St.; April 25. Infant, 15 hours, 6024 Aberdeen; April 25. Father, Loraine G., 6 months, 6208 Patterson, Clarence, 29 years, 2974 Dearborn; April 24. Evalline C., 1 year, 3823 La Salte. April 29. Smith, Edw., 45 years, 2823 and Dearborn St.; April 24. Fly, Clinton, 33 years, 31 W. 18th St. May 3. Ward, John, 53, 38 W. 27th St.; April 30. White, Lizzie, 62 years, 6224 Ada; April 24. It is with much regret that we announce the sudden death of Mr. C. E. Henley, the U. S. Mail Carrier, who for some time has been seriously ill and confined to his bed. He died Saturday, April 22, 1911, at 3 a.m, aged 38 years. At one time he was a public school teacher. In this profession he was ambitious as an educator. He attained much proficiency and he was retained as a teacher until he resigned to enter the U. S. service, which position he held until he fell a victim to the grim monster, Death, to which we all, as human, are subject. His remains were taken to Morgansville, Tenn., for interment. He leaves a host of friends to shed most sympathizing tears with his beloved family circle and relatives. But we all how to the will of our Maker, who doeth all things for the best for the human family. Peace be to his ashes. What Mother Goose Missed Mother Goose was in a high state of indignation. "A young chap was in here just now," she said, "asking if he might use some selections from my poems in an 'anthology' he was getting out, and I took the broomstick to himi. When I'm ready to have my poems printed in a book I'll get it out myself, same as they do in Indiana!" Still under emotional stress, she sat down and dashed off that immortal lyric beginning, "Sing a song of sixpence. Pocket full o' rye!" Really Hard Luck. Four men were sympathetic with each other at an uptown hotel, according to the New York Sun. They were employees pretty well up on the staff list and two of them were assistant managers. They had indorsed checks for acquaintances that they supposed were all right, and, according to the rule, had to make good. "I'm worse stuck than any of you," said the chief engineer. "The check I got stuck on was for $114 and the man who signed it is in jail." Fashlone In Bulgarla Bulgaria believes in fringes, and they are over all with the rare exceptions when the underskirt, always of the best of white linen, may be scalloped at the bottom and even then the fringe effect is used in the over turtle, for the gathering of the many threads suggests to the wearer the numbers of their nations, as is their peculiar red dyed reminder of their blood, and the flowers, and grains, and fruits, embroidered on their gowns represent their industry. Lost his fair doll on last Sunday afternoon. It all smiles since Johnny came marching home. Oh, you kid! Is always rubbering at the fair doll's house on Church St. Is always rubbering at the lake front a few weeks ago. Look out. T. D. weeks ago. Look out, T. D. She came into a certain cafe with two swell beilles and called for three cups of tea. GUESS WHO FROM LEXINGTON, MO. The young lady is who became jealous Sunday night because Miss B. M. and a new hat like hers. Miss M. G. is jealous one. How about the loving J. M.? Was seen with Miss A. B. N. Sunday night. Mr. H. D. is the man. What's the name of the girl and L. N. J. M. seems to be deeply in love with Miss M. G. The fair doll is who is going to get the girl and Huron, S. D. Miss B. M. is the doll. The young lady is who wrote a letter to her loving J. M. and lost it. Some one found it and mailed it to the revered girl with Huron, S. D. careful with your letters, Miss Gordon. What's the matter with you and J. M.? The lady is who tells so many lies she doesn't know when she is calling the girl. Miss B. M. is the lady. The young dude is who was seen with three pretty yellow girls Monday afternoon. Mr. O. J. is the dude. G. H. L. J. Better watch out, O. J., the boys are watching you with their sweethearts. Courteous to the Last. A visitor to the jail in a New England city was much impressed by the manners of the few prisoners. "They seem so gentle and so polite," she said. "I knew there were no hardened criminals here, but I was not prepared for such courteous, even cordial receptions." "Oh, they're cordial and courteous, all right," said the jailer, "but I'd rather have less manners, myself." "You would!" and the visitor was evidently shocked. "I would, ma'm," repented the jailer. "Six months ago one of the politest men I had here escaped one night, and left a note for me saying, I trust you will pardon me for the liberty I take." Were Not on His List The late Rev. Horatio Stebbins of San Francisco was a man of large mind and noble powers, but more familiar with the world of intellectual and scholastic interests than with trivial and timely things. His household was blessed with a charming daughter, who grew up tall and beautiful, commanding the admiration of all who saw her. One day a visitor said to the good doctor: "Doctor, your daughter grows more charming day by day. Why, she's a regular Gibson girl." "Ah, thank you, thank you," replied the doctor in his best manner. When the visitor had gone, turning to his wife the doctor asked: "My dear, who are the Gibbons?"—Cleveland Leader. Washing and Microbes Sir Almroth Wright in a recent London lecture said: "There is a belief that by washing people wash off the microbes. We do take off a certain amount of microbes, but we also destroy the protective skin, which is all around our bodies like the tiles of a house. When one has a horny hand no microbe can ever get near the skin. A great deal of washing increases the microbes of the skin, so I do not think cleanliness is to be recommended as a hygienic method." And this from the land of the morning cold tub. Frightened to Death A man died at Hanley, England, under curious circumstances lately. While a boiler was being stocked at the Deep Pit, two loud explosions took place. They were caused by the automatic opening of a valve, but Samuel Raybould, one of the stokers, exclaimed: "That's frightened me to death." and, falling, he instantly expired. Died While Making Coffin Under curious circumstances a man named Ryan died at Dublin a few days ago. While making a collin he suddenly expired and was found lying under a long board which was intended to be the collin lid. Cough Cure. If you can stand the odor, a bad cough can often be cured by five drops of kerosene taken on a lump of sugar. If this sounds too horrible, much the same effect is achieved by swallowing gasoline. The Odd Change. The value of the farms in Kansas is only $1,733,653,000.61. The sixty-one cents was for a new wrench and a quart of gasoline.—Kansas Industrialist. New Arizona Industry Residents of Arizona have discovered that cactus needles or thorns are admirable for use as graphophone reproducing points, and a big export trade is anticipated. New South African Industry. Four whaling vessels which are being fitted out at Cape Town will give South Africa a new Industry. Not Eager for Business. When you go shopping in Burmah it is difficult to get the proprietor of the establishment to show his goods. Lifelike. Bigamy: Three hearts that beat as one. Life STAR BALL PLAYER IS SPEED DEMON TY COBRA Ty Cobb, champion batsman of the American league for the season of 1910 and star outfielder with the Detroit Tigers, wears the smile of a speed demon as he sits at the wheel of a big racing car at the Indianapolis motor speedway. Cobb made several fast drives while he was at Indianapolis recently and proved beyond a doubt that he can handle an automobile wheel as well as a baseball bat. So Saya "Young Griffo" Who Saw Chi cage. A man of the Eugland, in New York. A gray-haired, sturdy-looking fellow was introduced to the crowd at a local boxing club the other night as "the greatest lightweight boxer ever known." Before his name was announced veteran ring followers recognized Albert Griffiths, better known as Young Griffo, of Australia, who has traveled a rocky road since his retirement from the ring a dozen years ago. Griffo is taking some care of his health nowadays and hasn't tasted toxicants for more than a year. Griffo saw packey McFarland trim Owen Moran and was enthusiastic over the wonderful little Chicago fighter. "McFarland is about the fastest man I've ever seen," exclaimed the Australian after the bout. "He's got a great head and knows more about real boxing than any of the lightweights of Sports Packey McFarland. the present day. The strongest point I noticed was his speedy footwork. He was all over the ring, in and out, and he would have puzzled any man. I am sure that Packey would have held his own with the lightweights I used to box. That is to say, he would have outpointed a lot of them and would have stalled on the others. "I remember Kid Lavigne when he was champion. I boxed a twenty-five round draw with him once and had no trouble in blocking his attack. But Lavigne wasn't as fast as McFarland in getting around the ring. He rushed all the time and tried to land a knockout blow, paying very little attention to the defensive part of the game. He never could be called a boxer, and in the case of Frank Erne, who won the title from him, I believe Lavigne's defeat was due to this reason. Erne was a first-class boxer, but he wasn't a hard hitter, not so hard as McFarland, and Packey cannot be called a slugger." JENNINGS HAS ORANGE BUG Leader of Detroit Tigers Wants t Join Manager Chance in Cali- ifornia Fruit Grove. Hugh Jennings is planning to become an orange man. Part of the honeymoon of Mr. and Mrs. Jennings was spent in the orange country of California. Both were struck by the chance for profitable investment there. They have been talking about it since and on the team's recent visit to New Orleans Jennings had several long talks with Frank Chance, manager of the Chicago Cubs, who is a native California and an orange grower himself. As a result Chance has a commission from Jennings to pick out an orange grove and communicate with him some time next winter. Hughle has about come to the conclusion that so long as he remains in baseball during the summer it will be impossible for him to establish a law practice in the winter. The orange grove offers a pleasant winter home with promises of considerable returns later on when he may desire to devote to it his entire attention. Series of "Don'ts" That May Be Applied to Rooters of All Classes in Any City. With the baseball pennant races finally cut loose the fans in every city and town that is represented by teams of diamond experts are ready for another strenuous campaign. The baseball solos have framed many rules governing the national pastime, but they have never seen fit to give words of advice to the rooters who keep the sport alive with the money passed into the box office windows. Fandom includes all classes of citizens and in order to keep them in check the following warnings have been framed by a person who knows something about the unbridled enthusiasm of those who follow the fortunes of their favorite teams: Don't roast players for making errors. Don't shout words of advice to the players. Don't pan the manager when his team loses. Don't try to climb over the fence with new clothes on. Don't go home angry in the hour of defeat. Laugh and be merry. Don't eat more than six bags of peanuts unless your team is losing. Don't elbow your neighbor and step on his corns unless he's a cripple. Don't try to explain the game to a woman while other men are listening. Don't indulge in open abuse of visiting players so that they can get at you. Don't call the umbrella a robber because you hear others applying this name. Don't pan the team when the manager's errors of judgment are to blame. Don't pocket foul balls while the sleuths are looking squarely in your direction. Don't try to score a game unless you know the difference between a run and an error. Don't put the lighted end of a cigar into your mouth when your favorite knocks out a four bagger. Don't throw cushions or pop bottles at the umbrella or the visiting players unless you are hidden from view. Don't try to identify the players for the benefit of the unsophisticated unless you are absolutely sure of your ground. Don't root for the visiting team unless you are isolated in the grandstand and you can't speak above a whisper. Don't show how little you know about inside ball by telling your neighbor why such and such a play didn't go through. Don't cheer and throw your hat in the air when a home player knocks the ball over the fence a foot outside the foul line. Don't throw newspapers or other missiles at persons who come in late and can't find seats unless they are small and timid. Don't roast the umbrella when he calls a strike on a ball that passes over the middle of the plate and retires your hero to the bench. Notre Dame Steps to Coach Dame star to Coach. Howard Edwards, captain and tackle on the Notre Dame western champion football team of 1903, will coach the University of West Virginia squad this year. "Rosy" Dolan, all-western guard the same year, will coach Oregon university again this fall. "Red" Miller will coach Creighton university next year. Two more baseball games have been added to the Notre Dame baseball schedule. Manager Hope has secured a game with the Keb university team of Japan, for June 6, and Georgetown university of Washington. D. C., June Harwood Not to Row News A change in the schedule for the Harvard crew is under consideration. It is proposed to drop the race with Annapolis and row Cornell six instead of four weeks before the Yale race. The new plan has the advantage of allowing the coaches to make the Cornell contest an end in itself. Americans Win at Oxford. Two Rhodes scholars from the United States won events in the concluding program of the Oxford varsity annual sports the other day. R. Lange, from Oklahoma, won the 100 yard dash in 110, and W. A. Ziegler of Iowa the weight contest, with a throw of 39 feet 9 inches. KEPT STARS OFF THE STAGE Honua Wagner Spurned Tempting Offer to Perform at Last Moment —Batting Act All Ready. Larry Lajoie almost went into vaudeville last fall. He was willing and anxious, so anxious that he tried to induce Hans Wagner to go on the stage with him. Hans promised, and then backed out, and thereby hangs a tale. Bill Gray, a New York theatrical manager, had a batting act for Larry, Wagner, Cobb and Collins. He had a machine that tested the speed of a ball off the bat. A ball was thrown up automatically in front of the batter, who hit it toward a target. Accuracy in batting the target and the speed of the ball was shown. There was to be nightly batting contests between the four big stars. Here is the tale of Hans' promise and refusal to be an actor as told by Larry: Gray and I went to Carnegie to line up Hans. He had promised Gray to go on the stage, but did not answer Gray's letters and telegrams. Everybody in Carnegie knew Hans, but they never saw him. "We ran across Hans' brother Al and asked him when Hans would be home. 'Pretty soon,' said Al. 'He never stays out after dark.' "Hans came—just at dusk—muddy and in old clothes, fresh from the chase. He was tickled to see us and accepted Grudy's offer, which was $500 a week for him, $25 a week and traveling expenses for his brother Al, whom Hans wanted as his companion on the road. "It was all fixed, Gray and I thought. A contract was left with Hans, which he was to sign and send to me. "Hans was a little shy about signing to be an actor until Gray told him Honus Wagner. all he would have to do was walk on the stage, his bat in one hand and his cap in the other. 'When the people applaud, take off your cap,' said Gray. 'Then take your bat and hit the ball a half dozen times.' "Four days later I got a letter from Hans. It read: "Dear Larry: I'd like to take up your offer, but I can't stand traveling. It makes me ill." "And he never replied to my telegrams and letters." AROUND THE BASES Baseball started after the golfers, anyway. Count that day lost when Fred Clarke does not get a hit. What's the use of having boxing so long as we are allowed baseball? They call Pitcher Criss of the St. Louis Brown's "King Dodo" in the Mound City. Horace Fogel thinks himself sate in offering Dooin a $15,000 contract if he wins a pennant. Silk O'Loughlin says a player must have brains as well as an umpire to get along in baseball. Ted Easterly, the Nap right fielder, must hit .300 in order to hold his job on Jim McGulce's team. George Davis has one place he never will lose—a warm place in the hearts of Chicago baseball fans. New York fans will not be satisfied with anything less than two pennants this year. Neither will those in Chicago. A triple play was made by the Springfield Three-I league team the other day, but the Springfield team lost the game. If all the Pittsburg players were Fred Clarkes, it would be easy to guess where the Pirates would be at the end of the season. Larry Schlafly, the former Washington player who is now part owner of the Troy (N. Y.) club has blossomed out as a magazine writer. Hal Chase writes right-handed, plays billards left-handed, bats right-handed, throws left-handed and can butter his bread with either hand. Fred Tenney, head of the Boston Nationals, says he is going to have a ball team that will be good enough to beat out the Cardinals and the Superbars after all. Doc Marshall, the former Cub cather, is still a member of the Milwaukee Brewers despite the reports that he was going to be disposed of by Manager Jimmie Burrett. The New York National league club released Pitcher Rustenhaven to Springfield, Ill., and sent Third Baseman Clyde Fullerton to Baltimore on an optional agreement. Clarke, Wagner and Leach do not show the effect of their advanced age this year. They are supposed to be about the oldest trio in the league, but they look to be good for another year or two. Jimmy McAleer has cut down his list by three. He let Harvey Bussley, the pitcher he secured from Dawville, go outright, sent Pitcher Moyer back the Youngstown club and has notified Bunting he is to be released. A home run, a three bagger, an infield out on which a map scored and a long fly made up the 'batting work of Paul Cobb, Ty's brother, in a recent exhibition game in which his Lincoln team played. Manager Frank Isbell of the Wichita Western League club, may decide to take a whirl at playing third base, because he has as yet been unable to secure a man who meets requirements. "HE WHO TRUSTS to luck will not be lucky. It is the man who does the right thing at the right time who is lucky." Your Greatest Asset is Are you dependent upon your occupation for disabled by sickness or accident? If your what source will you derive an income with a sure income when such misfortune com- For an 'Xact and 'Xplicit 'X' H. DAVID District Manager, 3705 State Street I am the merchant charging a man because the man who never cashier or salesw 10.00 a week. I know you while trading it as I use them. By the public I have largest retail cloth ica. All mail order by Tom personali advertised bargain An Open Suits read I have moved to the corne Sts. I am caught with a ing and short of room du this big stock I am for price. Tomorrow over silk lined suits, will be the Clark and Madison, cho see these suits, they opener" for you. In another room in the same b values at 15.00, 20.00 and 25.0 goods bargains—1.00 fancy s socks for 27 cents a pair. I do of the best shoe houses in the Tom Your Greatest Asset is Your Earning Power Are you dependent upon your occupation for income? Will your salary continue if you are disabled by sickness or accident? If your salary stops and your expenses increase, from what source will you derive an income? Do you know that my business is to provide you with a sure income when such misfortune comes? Will your situation will write on your I am the merchant who never discharg a man because he is 45. I am the man who never hires a woman as cashier or saleswoman at less than 10.00 a week. I know my help will use you while trading in this store as good as I use them. By square dealing with the public I have built up one of the largest retail clothing stores in America. All mail orders selected and filled by Tom personally. You can order advertised bargains by mail. An Eye Opener Suits 10% read why. I have moved to the corner of Clark and Madison Sts. I am caught with an immense stock of clothing and short of room during a terations. To sell this big stock I am forced to sell it almost your price. Tomorrow over 2000 suits, many of them silk lined suits, will be found in my corner room, Clark and Madison, choice for 10.00. Come and see these suits, they indeed will be an "eye opener" for you. In another room in the same building I will give you unusual values at 15.00, 20.00 and 25.00. Also on Saturday furnishing goods bargains—1.00 fancy shirts three for 1.00. Silk socks for 27 cents a pair. I don't sell shoes any more. Two of the best shoe houses in the world are right near my store. Tom Murray Open till 10 Saturdays CHANGING THE SUM CHANGING THE SUM "Then I am to understand that you are unwilling to give your consent to my marriage to Rose?" demanded Archer as he rose. "I have told you that I am determined that my daughter shall marry one who is able to support her in the style to which she is accustomed. You have told me that you have an income slightly less than my daughter's dress allowance. I presume you are capable of making the simple arithmetical computation that two and two make four." "I suppose I could," assented Archer. "The trouble is that there is another example on my mental slate. That is that one taken from one leaves nothing." "I fail to see the application," was the cold response. "It's this way," explained Archer, taking his seat again. "If you take Rose from me you leave me nothing to hope for. Now do you get the idea?" "Mere romantic nonsense," was the impatient reply. "You will soon find some young woman in your own station of life who will occupy your thoughts to the exclusion of my daughter." "Station in life," echoed Archer with a laugh. "It seems to me that your father and my grandfather were in the same station of life. You happened to make money and my father didn't. That's all. Rose is willing to get along on what I earn. We are not asking you to support us. Her happiness should mean something to you." "It does," agreed Sidney Wright. "It is for that reason that I insist that she shall not have to go through the inferno of economy that was necessary to my own younger days." "I think that she'd rather have me than a red automobile and Paris frocks," said Archer, rising again. "Just think over that example, Mr. Wright. One minus one equals naught. You can't forget it." Archer slipped out of the office and Wright turned once more to his desk. He was doing what was best for his daughter. Rose would thank him some day, when she knew life better. He picked up a paper but he could not concentrate his attention upon it because that absurd example kept ringing through his brain. It was later than usual when he left the office, because the jingle would cling to his memory and keep him back in his work. He thought the ride home in the open air would drive it from his brain, but the horses seemed to tread out the sum with their hoof beats on the macadam. It was like the old "Punch, brothers, punch with care," that he recalled back in the "70s." Rose's red eyes told that she had seen or heard from Archer, but she said nothing and Wright did not open the subject. More than ever the girl reminded him of her mother and he remembered how happy they had been in those early days before the HERE Is Your Earning Power come on? Will your salary continue if you are salary stops and your expenses increase, from you know that my business is to provide you an explanation, call, write or 'phone MURRAY Telephone Aldine 2686 but who never dis- cause he is 45. I am hires a woman as woman at less than now my help will use in this store as good square dealing with built up one of the ing stores in Amer- is selected and filled by. You can order by mail. Eye ner. is 10% why, mer of Clark and ad son in immense stock of cloth- ring a terations. To sell need to sell it almost your 2000 suits, many of them round in my corner room, price for 10.00. Come and indeed will be an "eye building I will give you unusual 0. Also on Saturday furnishing shirts three for 1.00. Solid silk don't sell shoes any more. Two world are right near my store. Murray sudden growth of the city had taken within its limits the Wright farm and rendered building lots as valuable as acres had been before. They had been happy enough with each other, but the times were changing. Money was necessary to comfort and he would see that Rose married some one who could support her in the style to which she was accustomed. A fourroom flat was the best Archer could offer. Still the example kept flashing through his mind. "One minus one equals naught." It danced before his eyes as he read the evening paper and the more he tried to put the memory away the more insistent it became. It was the last thing in his thoughts that night and the first thing he recalled the next morning. In his sleep he had dreamed of gigantic figures, huge ones and monster cichera. He took a trolley to the office but the flatted wheels ground out the same monotonous refrain and when he went to lunch he called first upon his physician. "Just a little tired feeling," explained the doctor when the trouble was explained with no reference to the origin of the sum. "If I were you I'd run out of town for a few days and forget business worries for a while." He pocketed the fee and escorted Wright to the door, watching him go down the street with a heavy trend that was very unlike Sidney Wright. "Some business worry," he said to himself as he turned back to his own neglected lunch. "Wright needs to be careful or he will have a breakdown." Wright halled the idea of a trip with pleasure. It would take him out of sight of Rose's reprochful eyes, but that night in the sleeper the grinding of the wheels beat time to the incessant repetition of the one minus one nor was it any better next day at the winter resort. Wright was thoroughly scared. Change of scene brought him no relief and rest was out of the question. For two days he grew worse and worse and at last his tired nerves broke under the strain. For months his worry over certain pending deals had weakened his nervous system. This was the last straw. As a last resort he went over to the telegraph office in the lobby of the hotel and filled out a form. The clerk looked puzzled as he read the message for it ran: "Change your informal formula to read one plus one makes one. You have my consent." Then Sidney Wright went upstairs to get the first night's rest he had enjoyed since Archer had left his office. Opportunity Missed A small boy from town was spending a few days in the country. One morning he heard the grown folks complaining of having been kept awake the night before by a skunk. Willie burst into tears. "Why, Willie, what's the matter?" the fond mother inquired. "Why didn't some one wake me up!" he blubbered. "I never smelled a skunk in all my life!" 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Andale Fit Ramey C56 E tat, Ceg, MENRY HAYES, WILL JOY, Props, 47094 State Street A place of Amusement for both Ladies and Gentlemen High Class Musicand Entertaining Cafe in Connection Phone Oakland 1991 Chicago ‘Telephove Douwlas 191° a SURRADGE R, Beek CAMERON & 0, eee) Masquerade and Theatrical a Costumes and Fine: Clothing PMAI) — asus. Crease Paints and YE Xenon Macc Snel. eA Gn BRT scid and rentea, ESS 57 South State Street REMOVAL NOTICE. Dr. Arthur Bailey Willlams ‘Wishes to announce that after April 14 he will occupy his new office at 2829 State street, southeast corner. LOCAL PRIDE IS HER MANIA Woman From tceland Even Asserts Fishermen There Balt Thelr Hooks With Anesthetics, Local pride becomes easily a matter of mania and the further and more ralmitive tho locality the greater the Pride. A woman from Iceland, the ‘wife of a well-known Icelandic schol- fr, was spending the winter In New York. Local pride gave her no rest She held that day lost in which she had not potnted out to some one some. thing that was better done in Iceland than In the States. One evening while she was dining with a frfend the con- Yersation tuned upon the work of the 8. P.. A. “In Iceland." sald the victim of Tocal pride, “we have no need of hu- manitarian societies. ‘ Cruelty Is un- known among us. We are vaturally @ race of humanitarians.” “You are also great fishermen, are you not?” Inqulred n second guest “Ob, certainly.” she cried. “Great fishermen! You have no such expert ‘fishermen in the States.” “But what a cruel sport for an Island full of humanitarians!™ cried the sec- ond guest. “No, indeed!” explained the devoted ereature without winking, “No, In- deed. In Iceland our fishermen all balt thelr hook with anesthetics."— New York Sun. Ws Auesctn lacs Weck: We believe it to be the case that the conditions of Australia, where re ward {8 more proportionate to ablilty and effort, and less dependent than In an old country upon birth and favor, Tead to the development amovg na- tives ot the commontealth, on the average, of greater activity of mind and body than fs found among the na- tives of the United Kingdom.—British Australasian, Checking Motion of Ship. In actual practice the rolling of ships in the sea has been reduced from 11 per cent. to 2 ‘per cent. by the invention of Herr Frahm of Hamburg. His system makes use of water tanks extending through the hold transverse- ly from one sido of the boat to the oth- er and the passage of the water from ‘one side of the boat to the other ef- fectually checks tbe motion of tho boat. : , —_——— Fat Pocketbook ‘isn't Bad. ‘Miladi.says a cook yok is the best guide book on how to tkanage a hus wr 4 s-Memphis Commercial Appeal. joes - UNDERSTUDY eens Cree With SD MeIOr, BCee by the bedroom window examining a red elovation which had appeared fon his neck, just below his right ear, He was so engrossed that he did’ not hear the door open, and ho started as his wife, close to his el bow, exclaimed, “Franklin! = An other?” He nodded gloomMly, laying down the glass and picking up hls Drusbes, “Well, | know exactly what to do this time.” Ter volce, though not without aympathy, exhaled business- Wke satisfaction. “I talked It over with Uncle Balley when ho was here yesterday, and he sald he knew all about Job's comforters—that's. what he called them, He says all you have to do Is to take a pound of shot and cook it in a quart of milk and drink the milk, and you'll nover have another. He's tried {t three times.” “Not it 1 know myself. Til got good and worse before I take that dose. I think ['d better consult a doctor.” “Oh, no! Try the simple home remedies first. Bring bome some shot this evening.” Deaf to wifely exhortation, Moffatt persisted in his high-headed att: tude until he started off for his day's work. At about three o'clock. how: ever, he appeared at home with a chastened look on his face and a pound of shot In his pocket. “There's a new one starting on the other side of my neck,” he contessed. "Go ahead and boll up the shot it you want to, and then let's fix some dread and milk poultices. I've heard of them all my life.” ‘When he had gulped down the shot: favored milk and was lying on the couch, decorated with poultices, a kind hearted nelghbor ran tn. “Oh, I Know all about it!" she told him, after inquiring Into his ail- ment. “I had 43-one after the other! Nothing heiped me—nothing.” “Mattle," Moffatt demanded next morning, “do T look like your tdea of Job?" “No, hor act ke It, elther." But she was sorry as soon as she had sald It. “There's another of theso things coming under my chin.” he an nounced, “There'll be a whole moun: tain range of them on my neck, from ear to ear. I can't go to the occ.” “Poor Franklin!” She soothed him with a subtle tinge of elation in her tone. “I've something new to try— an ointment that Cousin Sally told me about, I've had the druggist put tt up. It smells dreadfully, dear. Dut she says if you rub it in faithfully, always with an upward motion, It's a certain cure. 11 rub some in ‘be"sre Ddredikfast.” “For pity's sake!" cried Grandma Worthington, when she walked in, the morning after. and found Moftatt still staying at home with his tribula- tlons. “Don’t fuss around with oint- ments, children! No use paying ont money to drogrists for a thing ike this. Don't you know what to do? Take the shells of threo eggs and mash them to a powder; then swal- low one of them every morning for three days running. Ontwartly scoffing, but secretly hoping, Moffatt began to eat exe: shells. Three days passed, and the only result of the treatment was that a new and angry peak had added It- self to the chain which threatened to encircle his neck. “Franklin.” sald hls wife, then, al- most timidly, “Motlle has been talk- ing to me all day about something that never fails, if a person only bas the grit to try It. She knows per sonally of twenty-nino cases that It has cured, but I haven't sald any- thing because 1 was afrald you'd re- tus8.” “What is 1" growled Job's under study, peering grimly from above & widely bandaged neck. She hesitated. “‘Suppose you try It without knowing what tt 1s? Tt may go down easier.” “Bring It on!” was the desperate order. Hastening to tho kitchen, Mra. Moffatt produced the remedy. al- ready prepared on the chance that he might be induced to try ft. It con- sisted of a piece of yellow washing soap, melted and mixed with an ‘onion which had previously been bolted to a pulp. “Mcille,” sald Mrs. Moffatt, re proachfully, when her laundress camo back to fron next day, “why didn’t you tell me that medicine was an emetic?” “Whn's that, Mls’ Moffatt? You done tried it. ‘Hmetic?” Suddenly a look of mingled horror and gleo over- apread the Black face. “Don” go fob to tell me he swalluhed it!” “Certainly! As much as you could get on a 25-cent piece, That's what you sald.” “Oh, massy!" Mollie sank into 8 chalr and tried to look solemn. “Oh, mass! ‘That was to rut awn, don’ you know? Laws! Whah’s Mistab Moffatt, now?” She peered about as if she ex- pected to see him stretehed under the kitchen table. “He has gone to the doctor." Mrs. Moffatt’s tone was stern. ‘Again that gleeful horror conyuised Mollie's face, which she covered with her apron. “Don't worry, honey; he'll Humane Mistress. “and are you still rejoicing in that splendid cook, Mrs. Malaprop?” In- quired the caller. “Well, we are and We ain't,” said Mrs. Malaprop. “Tho fact ta Mary was so completely pro- crastinated by the work of my house- hold that I've given her a three weeks’ vaccination. I was afraid if T aldn’t she would be invalidated terma- gantly.”"—Harper's Weekly, Real Golf Enthustast. Our idea of a golt enthusiast ts one who plays it right on through the baseball season—Atlanta Journal. a eo Seaeit SEES OR OO eee Does ee ee 2 Seer, S| NR He EGE ESES SR OME E SIRES SESS Sct EMME GU PBN Cate RUBRUM ects ee MET ENETE RS gyuny, A a DSM ee 5 I ERS Sea IOOROU RUSS Ot VR UO aA NT ARLE OSH EAN RSME SPIN ERECTION rena way 5 Tih La eee 1 WILLIAM WRIGHT, The Tallor, . 8, TWITTY, ~ "NEATLY FURNIsEED “RooMs—<weii |* we eae me Saat in ing, Presslig an tring. ‘The’ Man: lighted, hot and cold water the “year. : 8a I) seg ERE SU on | aR Bit Mtg, | bl veo cvra™ 79" HE WILL TAKE ALL OR NONE {577 Al to Lat lar I. Ts eae nas AT eae a HEN HE. -4) Stonegate Soran ceitvered™ | a9 woet'Sia Steet Chicaso.| srcmuy runmisHen Roomcavoass | thavs, -what Citizens’ ‘Thought of 5 eke i Sy ae qaenvenincen! Si) Walaanwavensgig| "mate, “What citlone | Thavht of. 5 EA WAS YOUNG 4 wines iw BOAR Sumer: we] Seggehee Aina, | ME ____# ‘Treaturer. ie 1) | Wilt go twice as tar ag two elsewhere. We oma, Webs COPELAND, = = =—-—s . | NATELY FURNISHED ROOMS—Biodern eae be “Don't talk to me.” said the mun with the heavy eyebrows, “about the charms of ingenuous youth or the happy days when we belleved Jn the ‘world and were green! I suffered in those good old days. “It there is any agony worse than Rot being exactly sure of the right thing to do in any situation I'd Ike to know it! There's an immense com- fort (hat comes with getting wise and sophisticated with accumulating years “I guess { was about seventeen when I went (o spend a vacation with my married sister, who lived in Chicago. Ht had been my first year away at School in a small coltege town near our old home and Chicago was a great proposition for me. 1 certainly had the time of my young life and in addi tlon to that I fell in love. “It was my first experience and 90 tt murked an epoch. And she was a Poem. Sometimes nowadays when | Tun across a girl who looks ike a cross between a French fluffy hatred doll, a Christmas angel and ttle Eva, it reminds me of Gwendolyn and | wonder how much she welghs now and how lurge her family fs, “In those days she was a tragnt, ethereal creature, who had just earned how to use her eyes and Worked them overtime for fear she would forget the method. » Whenever she turned them on me I felt repaid for all the empty seventeen years which had gone before. “Well, when I had to tear myself away at the behest of « heartless col: lege I felt that 1 wanted to give Gwendolyn something so that she would not forget me. T had visions of diamond taras and ropes of pearls a8 the appropriate testimonials for her, but I took the precaution of consult: ing my sleter. She informed me I'd Ret tn all wrong if T sent Gwen any- thing more than candy or books oF flowers. ‘That beng the case, | marched into the most expensive candy shop In town, My good will was a trifle restricted by my pocket book, which was flat, Two dollars was what I decided 1 could spend. ‘The candy shop was a gorgeous place, with bonbons the lke of which I had never seen before. 1 browsed about and finally ran onto a tray of candied violets. ‘They were new to me and they certainly were pretty. 1 ap: Proached a clerk. “Give me," said 1, ‘two dollars worth of those!” “Thel clerk, accustomed to sprink. ing a halt dozen of the violets on the top of a box of candy for decoration only, looked puzzled. but filed my oF- der." 1t made about as big a package 8 4 nickel’s worth of chocolnte drops, Tewatlowed hard and plunged. “etter make It four ‘dollars worth,” I muttered. She doubled the order and even then the package was wretchedly small. 1 couldn't think of Insulting Gwendolyn with It and 1 didn’t dare switch my order to some thing else under the stony disdain of the clerk. To cut it short, T sent Gwen six dollars’ worth of candied violets and Ubet she had a At when sho got ‘em! 1 know that my sister had one al my mere telling of what I had done. She said that tf Gwendolyn badn't any more sense than to eat them up I'd probably killed her and that if she did have sense and gave them away In all Mkelthood she'd be sued for damages it anyone mentioned candied violets 1n my presence for months after that Td take a chill, It was just as if T had {rled to prove my love by sending the young woman a barrel of ail! pickles. “lt was the very next summer that T tagged my sister and her husband abroad. ‘They had been indiscreet enough (o mention what ship they were sailing on—indiscreet because they were afraid that I'd Insist on go- ing and spoil all thelr fun, Sure enough, when the boat sailed they found me on deck, grinning at thelr Alsgusted surprise. Gus got back at me, though. [ was green to ocean travel, just as T was to numerous other things, and I observed for three days at a certain timo that a steward came, epoke to my brotherIndaw and that the latter looked bored and dis: appeared, 1 inquired into tt. Gus re garded me long.and seriously. “Tommy, sald he In a shocked tone, ‘do vou mean.to tell me that you have neglected arranging with the bath steward for your hour? Heavens, boy, don’t let anyone know Jt, and I'l see what T can do for you! Didn't you know it is one of the rules of the boat that every passenger must take a tub bath twice a day? Dear me, I suppose T should have told you! What'lt they 40? Well, of course, they ean't drop you overboard, but they can confine you to sour cabia—now don’t you Worry, 11 fix it!" “He aid. Gus certainly fixed it thoroughis. It was a slow boat and for the remaining seven days of the trip that infernal steward would come and Jean over me sadly and in a sep- ulehral tone inform me that it was my bath hour, And he came at 10:30, when I was always walking with some pretty girl, and at four, when every other soul’ on board was having tea and a jolly time. And nobody gave ft away to me til! we landed! Oh, there are lots nicer stretches in life to my mind than the vernal ones of stmple minded youth!” True Artistle Work. ‘The artist worthy the name must express the total truth of nature; not merely the truth of Its exterfor, but, also, and particularly that of {ts tuner gelf. When a good sculptor models a human torso, ft Is not only tho muscles that he represents, it is the MWfe animating them—better than the Mfe, the power that fashloned them and endowed them with grace or vigor or amorous charm or untamed fury.— Rodin. . Teacher's Curriculum. ‘A teacher In one of the poorest dis- triets of London stated at a ineeting of the Educational Handwork assocla- tlon at the Society of Arts that he desired to see his boys taught by fn- dustrial methods. “I should Ike to teach my boys to wash," he added. “I want the London County Counell to send me some needles, reels of cot- ton, aud trouser buttons.” eC. eri ea wy PAY RENT! PRES -RenT WILL BUY YOU A MOME: Si ea S| : = zm ay SILBOWERS &CQ| Patel a) CANKERS. U) on s CALESTINNE Rayna | , Ora \ See Oe a) ARINC TNR a es Sat ee NW VN “Tah HANG |e 1 /P y Lite, Q \ “A Bia, Sor yf a“ i at a “ AS hy 1 \_ coe i, - weenul mornryanvwnenson THe Tiles pede ee ee ee cnalltian WGHT Te, Tee, nGanta” Sulte Made to Orders Special Attention Given to Ladies’ Work. ee oree wa panda A we wausna ie a Reiter te sure Gees sree eae oe ‘Fel, “Cougiae 4230. ae ae, BE YOUR OWN ORESSMAKER. _ aie aRtEESD eee THE LITTLE STAR BARBER sHoP Sa SOE oo ret Bhone Citumet 605, “SH, COLEMAN & Co., ” ee vo Tee ee aepsighe, Hoees, Po" * ets, LA BASTIDE'S _ 7 huag a we Sh MAKE A HAPPY HOME. w a scares Ren Py iy as 2639 STATE ST., ones otek re oe ae ss wens dae Ce MASS w uaF enue CHAS, 7, GLAZEBROOK, (Cleanh 7 cosing end Repatring. Suite made to, Order. Work Guaranteed. Ee aeate Hoskins E°WARTIN, Props. pa i a phone "BQHTCH BROS. shee FARE SURFS Dun ‘Boats, Freight and Warehouses. Phone Povlanday Office, 4 Day Service. THE FAULKNER NEWS AGENCY. i cea ee Tobacco,” Clreutating Library, "Books ented. H. FAULKNER, Pres, seo se tet nae pestihig "owe Weddings and Funerals our specialty. gee acl Sheep sae ta SEIS aol ebniy aeaies A nme, apie sone Para eee ¢. 8. TWITTY, ine Sao hae Tt satraiee hath et a what ata ets Bly wes @ 8 anf Biba, conch eee GEN bate, in Rebate, neh or W. tend Streets Te Sunny, Expressing, ‘van and Storage Co. ces Gi a ose endl i GEA « TopilGeh SF A ade, oe ETE at aeet Phone Aldine 174, ERTL, wanxar, ESTENE ABAD raner at MER IE execu i GEESE aighone Bopaag Hh arene Bias ng Expressing, Coal, Wood and Ice. no ER ETB Get) OER ay 26 W. 39th St., ined Chicago, mM. 5 gTpBAL, exces RE EE ana te dF SS ‘ane Rie ERownes Pe ae ee Barn sew So Bhan m vaghuay @ TuEIE seen SAR Se pre EP I ou, ce a mronm cae a Facial Mele anigiga, Nar Gova eth ca sie cee cate SRE on ASSETS aL eR, Wie ee laine Oe ie weet GAMES | CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Waste — aura Teac en — ATED AUTO. TEACHER = Watey Bh ea ose WANANE WFR To 0279. WoHGaR, ea ty tte ash aware at private family, "eal dr aadrede fis ofice Suro oa Saas FoR SALE tape om, Gea POE ne Ne as weet See A take )—— Funenm noone tte Ee ae ee Ae Roe eset are ti Sid tae eee Wie weal cela eer Sons ania EP CAAT BE ae Hoe aera FuRSENRD RODE, fo LALA Saas, Ra 2, Stam wee SS ea OBES, ifPROVED “arapne ame CRE INPeay aD, Arie, eme Me 28 harde Famer ee! tte rae BERORYUR, gon Gan Ap yo pelea aitantl aah ate pele tetiees a cate int eos SEAUTIEUL flan roe, Bi Bae stietr ian steer aa eeSge wee Baer Sore seer oe TWO LARGE, nicely furnished rooms, in eae me ares eae Pe Lanai one Pera in FIRST-CLASS| furnished rooms, with all Tmouerntrnpfovements: “ail” Foams. on Sie Hagen ‘id iatwe. “SEY Horent “Ave, Bhone. 2386 aii ‘Near 35th St. car tine"“end nat LARGE, TIGHT AIRY ROOA—For man hg wife nd for gentteens with made erm conveniences: sisi Vincennes’ “Ave, Sire “Blanes BS FOR RENT—ijurnishea | room, Pratrie Svenue, conepaent and “modern, One of tivo“ genti{imen * pretorred. "Phone Douglas sii0. me NEATLY FURNISHED ROOM for rent te'man and wile oF to gentleman, ‘Hot apd cold “water and tua’ hont,” 3608 Yeron av Fiat 3 aot FURNISHED ROOMS—Ntco front alcove room for ent: munoing ‘warert | ROE water peat, Bai and gap, Also’ othet Fooms for rent. 3801 Braltle ev FURNISHED ROOMS im private family Yor gentlemen op ladles, Bmpoyed. 3208 vernon avenue. ‘elt Douglas toe FURNISHED ROOMS—A, neat front oom, fargo, and caley, for" man “ond pile" fro tents, and small room oF Bre centlemat a incennes a, FORO RENT Age, hit, “newty” fur. hnished front ‘room, #18) imodern, 2347 calumet avenue, near Sist street Houses and Flats For Rent HOUSES. stl Wi Np UN Nth ag teenies rsl Es sc cen eee Oy Sit GW copee wale seats a parca Treen BS sais Vaueh Avot cate be Nag en MeL Baie Ts ee tate a a Sea a nsaecreterte B SS Fidentia Sate naan re fare dis ene ane Gata von os a seta psi net Bs oar 1 Bat air ee a ween Bia te ee Ae sar oct anette teetering le Sabena ae emi tae stint teeter aaa Ba Ustad git he a volar a Bea Eats oe et tie eerste ener ae Sis Ea Gate SU: Gar Sa 3 eta woh veneers Fae Ss renee Ales thal rears cucnmmaucteruparereier Ee Ee Deno ae es aii etenen niet cao bance ae a Eo atte ee art amie ae tate erences a Te Gettin tu nents Dene ae ninonnmnass ae 30S BOR fotmm (ee ina Sa ott ce am Fo Less ALE roa ane ene vc ag sects ae Het ares aes a eee Penge ome et mene eset ae fan SS A SR ii ei sae gut cia gee fais er gees iat ng one ea aaa ag caer aa Be DBO, he vert Rae ck ee ee Sie, Ea oan fhe pat eae ass ps ag cette 2a Sie art cx: serge Cotcaie ee Oe RR ee Bee bag ie nate ae iets ke eter el Weneeun acer er ot ont nese gical een reece Bh Mier anc naw s eer tia iat ene 2 es Aare tea eC ai ence ricer toma ns Daten oi, Sa eras Coe cence ae 2a ancee ra ele eile, ta a” cas wae rere Ae es Renee aver cee iat tena gees, ens Aenean A Be set Are ea eae Smee tector nena Be auc paid ine cee Gm fe eer rere 5 ts sane ac, fp ce emeaes aeccereetairiy Be Wecteern lok Stat ha eet mae cetera Te Fits Aff ons tote sokunas Saree rant mitre 2 sich nave, Sid mo ie: sori eaman wat ay its Ee. Pela cana gtettey terete ERE feb Veto ae. case alt nae ane ay alc rab Yoon ves (na eee gory OSU Mae Gabercrscrreeste a Sl Sah ican AS Toa W. H. BOWERS & CO. 6 E. 31ST STREET, N. E. Cor. State 8t: Phone Douglas 986 NEATLY FURNISHED ‘RooMs—well i hot and cola water the your roubd. “41d Vernon avenues’ NICELY FURNISHED ROOM —niodera Gonventences; 433 Wabash Aver ard dat. ~ ‘22-29 NEATLY FURNISHED ROOMS—Modern cama iarge and qiry; ‘009 State Seas re ey: fe Skt fat rights Realy furnished room, gentleman Obretereedy Moura tewanted Je "eae 2912 Prairie "Ave., 2nd N” Phone ii6 Boustas FURNISHED ROOMS—Large furnished oom. atenm heat ‘hot seater, Sucked ERE; Al’ moder imptoverents.” Sa War sh ‘Aver “Aldine 2098. FURNISHED ROOMS—Nice front room, large and irs, for tents All foudern ie provement. Apply to” aire “yames & met, 3808 Calumet ave. Chieage: FURNISHED ROOM FOR MAN AND wire, Steam Neat, $612 Prainie avon Lae nats “Phone ‘Aidine” 204. THREE BRAUTIFUL FURNISHED on pe NURMISHED , Hoohisestth hath ingle, $160 Groveland avenue, ‘nent tor “tage Grove avenue, and Sat street lies, Phone 2699 ‘atuine: pia al NICE FRONT ROOM with alcove, hot find "cola water: ‘hot rater? feat throughout otlver rom ato t mime es BUN Seo car line, 6 minuves. tok 3g48 | Braisie“ ave. FLAT FOR RENT. PLATS FOR RENT “oft State at, ap- SBI wi Ge Gains, owners b140 Wonk: worth ao, “Phone Tore Fara, NEATLY | FURNISHED ROOMS with Tiodern improvements, hot Swator ‘ths |year around; steam Heat. $640 ‘Pratrie AN obat’ it FOR REN'T—Modern 3-room flat; steam Wheated. 3519 Calumet ov, “TWO NEATLY, well lighted, airy rooms, Sultable for tian and wife of tis’ gen: uiemen, with “all. togem® conveniaice Ste" calumee ‘Ave, prulicMisaieit ih ae SPECIAL NOTICE—We have, and offer or sie, igi Gesldgnees ina "ory de Grand’ mids “The transportation Yasui Ure unexcelied, ‘These modern houses can be: purchased’ with a. very snail” caah Komment, the balance to be pad te ean Es*rent.” Take advantage of ‘is orn Bl once’ you ae Inerented ina areal. Hgent on ‘premises Sundas’ 2 te fm wePReD RH BARTLETT & Gd” nite Brose Bide ee Washing Bt. . On eee nt Mea Eon feet HE WILL TAKE ALL OR NONE That's, ‘What Citlzene’ Thodght. of Honest Man When Seeking for @ Vieaiuren Upon a certain ocasion an eminent citizen was approached by a delegation of other eminent eftizens, the leader of whom proceeded to say? : “Friend, it must be known to thee that we bnve-had dishonest men in of- fice, and the taxpayers bavé suffered loss thereby?” “Truly the facts have come to my ear,” was the reply. “We would further state that we are 4 delegation looking for a new man to M1 tho position of county treas- rer.” “And tn me you will find an honest one.” “That {8 to say, thee wilt not graftT™ “Not the value of a cent.” “There will be much cash to handle” “But it witt be safe with me.” “And there will be constant tempta- tlons.” “But F shalt withstand them all” “Hast ever handled public funds?” “No, but I again assure thee of my honesty.” “Friend,” continued the speaker tor the delegation, “thou art honest be- eause thou hast never been tempted. We are now losing about ten per cent by graft. Let the office bo glven to an honest man and he'll elther take all oF none, and the chances are about even up. We will pass on!” MORAL, The honest man of today is the ras cal of tomorrow. Important Alaskan Industry. Alaska’s fishing industry, next In fm Portance to mining, gives employment to 12,588 persons, of whom 2,523 are Batives. In the laet five years the tor- ritory has sent us a wealth of $43,000, 000 in Salmon alone. The total out- Put of fish in 1910 was worth $1ly 181,988. ALN eS, ee Lode shtnd. FB ao hea agets MS kai Reece i ee BO oe ee = SSSA BRP yj) ate Vices / ae Sagat ae io A cease sell sual eS (ke ee == 3,000 —S—= Paul Laurence Dunbar Books TO BE GIVEN. AWAY, beginning this week, with the Chicago Defender at $1.75; out of town $2.00. Complete works of the | author; all his poems and a history of his life. Send in your orders * at once. Every family should have one. Don’t miss this oppor- 4 tunity. No home is complete without it. i 3159 STATE STREET - CHICAGO, ILLINOIS Bass ep BREEZY NEWS ~ FROM LEXINGTON And Interesting Happenings from A GOOD LESSON. Let All Who’ Wish to Keep Abreast with the Soclety News Watch this Column. By J. H. Arnold, G. N. D. Lexington, Mo. May §.—Eugene Henderson departed this life Tues day, April 25. The funeral was held from the St. John’s M. B. church ‘Thursday, April 27, ut 2:20. Eugene had been’ in poor ‘health for over a year. It is sald that tumors of the body caused his death. He professed & hope In Christ Jesus and was re- celved into the St. John's M. E. chureh. Rev, J. L, dagkson condueted tue funeral services, assisted by Rev. J. H, Allen, Eugene leaves a grand: mother, father, several sisters and brothers, relatives and a host of young friends to mourn his loss. Peace he to his ashes; he is now at rest. Rey. M. C. Collins, ex-pastor of the Zion A. ME. church, was in Lexing- ton last Thursday visiting his many {rlends. Everybody was glad to see him, *After May 18 I will devote my en- tire time in the perfume and toilet goods business. 1 will carry a com- plete line of fine pertumes, éoaps and toilet goods. No cheap stuff will be handled in my tine of business: the goods will be put up in fine fancy boxes and packages ranging from 25 cents to 31.75 per package, All of my friends are kindly invited to call in and see me when wanting anything in my line of business after May 15 or 18. —J. MW, Arnold (colored), 15. Clinton street, post office box 247, Lexington, Mo. (No eredit given.) : Mr, Robert Davis and Miss Minnie Moyers of Kansas City, Mo., were in Lexington last Sunday’ evening visit ing home fotks and their many friends were glad to see them. Miss Meyers left for Omaha, Nebr., Tuesday even: ing, May 2. Some of the Lexington people are making a big fuss because the Kansas City Sun doesn’t contain any Lexing ton news. No use kicking, my friends, it the Sun doesn’t suit you just try the Chicago Defender. It is full of Lexington news every week. Read the paper that gives you the best news ‘The Defender is only 25 cents a month cash in advance, three months by mail 85 cents. See B. J. H. Arnold (col: vred), P. 0. Box 247, Lexington, Mo. Sunday is rally day at the Zion A. M. BP. chureb. Please bring us that $2 or as much as you can. We need the money very much, SNAKES TO PREVENT PLAGUE London Professor Urges the Domesth cation of Serpents to Kill Flea- Bearing Rats. In o recent article on the plague. Professor Sombon. of the London School of Tropical Diseases, makes tho eurtous suggestion that, instead of trusting to cats and doxs as animal assistants In the war on rats, we should take a lesson from antiquity and again make domestic pets of the big nonvenomous snakes. The pro- fessor even goes so far as to hint the Esculapian serpent was an object of widespread respect for the excellent reason that {t killed the rata that brought the fleas that infected men— brobabty witl. more plagues than one. ‘This theory Involves the belief that the ancients knew a lot about the na- ture, cause and transmission of dis: ease that was afterward forgotten and only recently rediscovered. It will probably not be accepted by many. but whether true or not, Professor Som- bon, whether seriously or not, does make out quite a case for the fireside snake as q rat-killer. Judictously se lected, its efficiency would be beyond question, and it would not, lke both cats and dogs, itself provide the fatal flea with conventent shelter and pas turage—New York Times. The Reason. He—Why do you say women would never buy votes? She—Because they couldn't ex. chango them.—Princeton Tiger. ;WAYMAN CHAPEL A.M. E. CHURCH. 912 North Franklin Street. “Sunshine and Shadows.” “This wil bo the subject for Sunday night's iIlus trated sermon at Wayman chapel. The life-size scenes on canvas’ will be help ful and inspiring. ‘The songs are al Ways a source of Inspiration. ‘The pastor will preach Sunday morning at 11 o'clock from the bubject, “The Sig nificance of Baptism.” Several per sons to be baptized, this service to be followed by holy communion. The sub- fect of baptism will be discussed In the light of modern events and mod: ern demands, any person having doubts as to certain phases of this subject will be benefited by attending tiils service Sunday morning, Second Sunday in May “Mothers’ Day” serv: ice at 11 a, m. All persons entering the church before 11:15 a, m, will be given a carnation, Sunday May 21, “Swarming of Bee Hive.” ‘Text night and morning, “Lessons from the Bee and Ant.’ Sunday, May 28, Sunday morning sermon, “Calling the Roll of the Heroes of "61 and '65.” S$ p. m, “The Old Soldier and the New. Camp Fire Brands.” Tule et Bertie Ranthess, On the apex of the crown worn by the prince of Wales on spectul occa- stons is a curlous feather, or rather tuft of feathers, the’ top of which Is adorned with n goil thread, Tie valuo of this feather. {s estimated at $50,000, and It has the distigetion of being the only one of its kind In human posses- ston. Twenty years passed after tho first hunter sent out to procure the feather before {t was attained, and during that period more than a dozen hunters bad Inst their lives in the quest. The costly tut ci periwax feathers and the extraordinary danger incurred fn procuring it was due to the fact that the periwak, tor come unknowp reason, is to be found only in denso jungles in which tigers make thelr latr. MONEY TALKS; LIFE LISTENS Man Boasts of Owning Wealth, When He Is Really Its Abject Clave: Money talks and life Mstens as it stens not to th tongue of men or of angels. But when money, tho means of Ilfe, becomes the end, the end to all intents and purposes it is. Then does the man of means, king of a vasty realm, abdicate in favor of the slave. None Is so poor as he that 1s pos: sessed of his possession; none s0 con- temptible as he that abjectly serves his servant, Money {s an old servant of man’s, forever forgetting its place and going unrebuked. Never to have taken orders from it or “back tall” 8 to be a master indeed. Nothing is more common than to hear a man boast of his money. Is tt his? Rather, he fs its, It is a thing of authority. ft saith to one man, "Go," and he gocth; to another, “Come,” and he cometh, and to its ser- vant, “Do this,” and this he doeth. At {ts word, man jumps out of his sick bed, jostles his bosom friend, breaks an appointment with love, lets music come and go unheard, beauty unseen. Lest money should talk to him Itke the green of the earth, the blue of the sky, Jealous mistress it ts, he forgoes the Breen of the earth, the blue of the sky, flowers and the songs of birds. The volce of his old playmate, the river, calls to him in vain; the mother tongue of wind and wave is no longer even a memory; the meaning of pleas- ure fs lost to him. All this for money's sake.—Smert Set. ST. MARY'S A, M, E, CHURCH. 4926 Dearborn Street. Rev. James Higgins, Pastor. ‘The third quarterly meeting at St. Mary's A. M. EB. church Sunday, May 7. Rev. T. Reeves will preach morn- ing and evening, Rev. R. E, Wilson of St. Stephen's A, M. E. church will preach the sae- ramental sermon at 3 o'clock. Love feast Monday evening. You are invited. wei auaaaaee “Poor Machin has lost his wife." “I'm uot surprised. He's so absent. minded he'll lose everything ho haa,” —Pele Mele. EFFECTS OF INTENSE LIGHT They Are Not So Serious When the Amount Recelved by the Retina 7 te ‘Reduced, It 1s not so much the intensity of the light focused on the retina as It {s the quantity received by that sensitive organ that causes retinal fatigue oF worse, In the great snow felds of the arctic regions the natives protect thelr eyes from the glare of the snow by goggles made of hollowed pleces of wood In which they have made small holes to look through. This, says the Optical Review, reduces the quantity of the ight which passes Into thelr eyes with consequent rellef from the glare, So, too, if we look through a minute Pinhole dise at the sun we ean endure the very bright light much longer than when we look with the naked eye. If We look at a distant electric are Mgnt there is no retinal fatigue, while if we look at the same light from a short Alstance there 1s great discomfort, and yet the two retinal Images are of equal driliianicy, only In the frat case this Smago' fs very much smaller than in the second case; that {s the quantity of light fs very much different. Then there te the flaming electric Nght which 1s now to be found In all of the large cities of the country, This Ught ts much tess brilliant than that of the are light, and yet Its slze is so great that this’ more than makes up the difference, and It 1s, therefore, Yery glaring and uncomfortable to look at. In sktascopy It fs possible to use a very intense ight If it ts made small in area and for the reason ‘above stated, WOMEN DOCTORS NOT NEW Knights of Malta Sent Lady to Ftor. ence Medical School In Eighteenth Century, Women as doctors are not, a Paris contemporary observes, a product of modern “femninisme.” It seems that tn the eighteenth century there was a Indy student at Florence. She came from Malta under the patronage of the Knights of Malta. The adminis. trator of the Majeur hospital was somewhat embarrassed with hls new pupil, but he found a means out of the dimeulty. The chiet of the Order of the Knights of Malta in introducing bis lady protege to the professors of the Florence School of Medicine wrote: “It seems to me that the matter could be arranged without any great Incon- venience If the young lady were boarded during the perlod she was studying at your medical school with the nuns In a nelghboring convent, for which we would pay five crowns a Week. In regard to her Instruction, she should assist in operations at the ‘women’s hospital, notably those per- formed by Professor Mannoni. He should also give her some private les- sons at the convent, for It appears to me that she should not bo present in classes with young men.” ‘The council of the hospital, being well disposed to the Knights, adopted the suggestion. More than a century elapsed before another Iady was en- rolled In the schools of Florence. She was a Russian and was admitted to the schools of Santa Marla Nuova— London Globe. Siswe tHé-dudued: “I Jove you more than anybody In the world,” she whispered, as she sat on hubby’s knee, her lips close to bis ear. “Don't add hypocrisy to unfatthtul- ness,” he responded sternly, pushing her away. “Why, what do you mean, dear?” she asked, ready to cry. “You care more for some other man than you do for me!" was the bitter response. “I don't know his name, but T think he ts a Chinaman.” “You must have fever, dear. Do let me call a doctor.” Her face was white with anxiety and the tears were fall- ing fast as she started for the tele phone. “No. Sit down and explain—it you ean. You wear a lock of my hair in your locket—just one little lock?" “Yes.” “And the entire queue of some Chk naman on your head!”—Puck. Refuge in Philosophy. ‘What misfortune in your pleasures has sent you to philosophy for relfef. —Franklin. NORTH SIDE SOCIETY. By C. R. Williams. Mr. L. W. Washington, new editor of the Illinois Chronicle, will speak al Wayman Chapel People Sunday clut May7 at 4:30 p.m. Dr. W. A. Driver delivered an Intel ligent and impressive lecture on tu berculosis Sunday, April 30, at 4:3¢ P. m., at Wayman chapel, and Dr. Anna Cooper spoke for a few min. utes at night, ‘The concert and literary entertain ment given by-Sisters of O. E. S. No 28 was largely attended. ‘The recita tion.by Miss Carrie Wooten, assisted by Miss Kate Watts as soloist, was worth double the price of admission The instrumental solo by Miss 3 Smith was rendered in her usual clas ste and beautiful style. Miss Smith is one of our youngest musicians. Misg C. R. Williams recited the “Dutch: man on’ Women’s Rights.” The literary concret held at Hermon Baptist church Monday had one of its usual, north side audiences. ‘The two dolls of Miss F. Curtis were crowned Queens of May. Sunday at 1 p,m, friends and rela tives called at Wayman chupel to at tend the feral of one of the north side's best citizen and best men, that of Mr. Steve Hayes, who was held’ in the highest esteem by his employer at the Federal building and by. the members, pastor and friends of both churehes on the north side. He was @ member of Wayman chapel, one of her trustees, vice-president of the Sunday club, member of the Sunday school and it was a rare thing for lim to be absent from any of these meetings. Resolutions were read from his fellow employes at the Fed eral building, the board of trustees, the Sunday club and the Sunday school. Rey. Chavis prayed and spoke of the noble man, who was an old school mate of his. Rev. H. B. Stew. art preached the sermon. ‘The choit sang his favorite selection, and Rev. Stewart sang his solo, “\Who Could It Be But Jesus." Mr. Hayes loved that song above all others. He leaves a wife and nephew. He 1s gone but not forgotten, T... THE WIDOW REJECTED Refused to Receive “One Housewito” Listed In Effects Left by Her S - dier Husband, The regulation which provides that upon the death of a soldier a com- plete inventory of his effects shall be Sent to his next of kin gave rise to an amusing incident at one of our south- Western army posts recently. Private Blank, recently returned from a two years’ tour of wuty in the ‘Philippines, having departed this Ife, ‘the officer in charge forwarded to bis ‘wife in a small Ohle town an itemized list of the property of the decensed, with a request that she check off the articles that she desired so that the balance could be sold. I due ume the list was returned, asking that alt the articles except the one erased bo forwarded. That one item had been 80 scratched, erased and blotted out that §t was entirely obliterated. The officer’s curiosity was aroused, so he referred (o a carbon copy, whereupon he discovered that the indignant wid- ow had no desire to harbor her late husband's ono housewife. — Lippin- cott's Pihtiie tak ke In Jamaica there is a premium on the head of every mongoose. Like the English sparrow, the Indian mongoose Was imported to Jamalea to drive out snakes, but the agent became, in turn, @ pest itself, aud the mongoose, in Addition to killing snakes, killed chick. ens and practieally every small thing that came within its reach. Conse quently, its doom was seated and a price set upon its head. The United States was foreed to follow, and the mongoose can only come into this country by the smuggling process, un. less directed to a 200 “Hello” Equipment. To do the hello work last year there were more than 288,000 miles of pole Mines, ‘There were more than five and a half million miles of pole wire and a half million miles of pole wire, about six million miles of underground wire and nearly twenty-five thousand miles of submarine wire—total miles of wire, 14,642,212. ‘Tho increase for the year was nearly a millon and a quarter ‘miles, His_ Telephone Sweetheart sac Tako 2G aay ene ee ae ee tions of the telephone company, an operator has no right to lsten to con® versations over the wires in her charge, but sometimes Edna could not help overhearing snatebes of conver- sation when she tested to see whether some one in one of the booths was still talking. Naturally, too, she be- came Interested in the young man who always called one address uptown. His first name was Frank, that much she knew, and she knew also that he worked fn the big office bulld- ing in which she operated the public station switchboard. Most offices had their own wires and the work was Ught, so gradually she began to take especial Interest. in Frank and ,his calls. : Her own lonely little life contained no romance and she entered heart and soul Into this stranger's love af- falr. Every day on his way in from lunch and again in the evening he called up “Dearest.” It was the only name he ever used, and Edna wished that sometime some one might talk to her lke that, whether tt was over the wire or face to face. She hoped it might be some one Ike Frank, with laughing, brown eyes and a kindly smile that seemed perpetual, and her hungry heart took to itself the tender message she heard over the wire, when she deliberately cut in. She had some sharo of bis visits, for he had always a pleasant smile and a “good afternoon” for her, but she wanted more. She used to whis- per very softly her own answers to his tender messages and she was genuinely distressed when, some months Tater, the messages were ds continued.! She still looked for bis pleasant greeting as he passed her desk and wondered that he should take his disappolutment so well. She sometimes planned to call up the old number and pretend that {t was a mis- taken call Just to see if the girl was still there, ‘Then there were other tlmes when she was selfishly glad that the eglls had stopped, for she was jealous’ of his telephone sweetheart and now oc- casionally {he stopped for a word ot chat with |ber. ‘Then, one afternoon there camb the call. ‘She recognized the voice Jnstantly and her generous spirit rose|superior to her selfish jeal- ‘ousy and Without thinking she laughed into the récelver, “I'm so glad you're back,” she erted, then the foice at the other end re- called her|to her duty. For the first times he Knew bis last name, for the caller asked that Mr, Frank Howard be sent for and gave the number of his room. Presently he came down In the ele- vator, his face beaming with gladness, and Edna fought down a desire to Usten. Se wanted to know that be had won foack his telephone sweet- heart and|yet she could not bear to learn the fact. Howard [came out of tho booth with an odd Idok upon his face, ‘There was no on there beside the girl and he leaned [against the desk. “What old you mean by saying that you were |glad?” he demanded curt ously. Eaha's face grew red. “Did shp say that?" she asked. Howard nfdded. “She winted to know what you were glad about, She thought at first she had th wrong number.” “was flad that she had come back.” exifiained the girl. Somehow those brown eyes compelled the truth. “You didn't call her for so long I knew that) you had quarreled and 1 was glad that yon were going to be happy again.” “Been stenting a romance?" he sald with a smile, “She's been my sweet- heart ever since T was old enough to love anyoifo. She's been out of town. Just got Hack and wanted to tell me” “Yl bet|you're glad.” Tt was not a brilliant rpmark, but it was the best Edna could do. “Howard smited. “L bet Iam," he agreed. “You sea I don't go! home until late and she's all alone, so I call her up to cheer her." “Then you're married?" asked Edna in dismay. Howard shook his head. “That's my mother,” he sald with a laugh. “She's the best sweetheart 4 man ever had. I want you to meet her some time. ‘The night law class comes to an end next week, and after that I want to take you up to see her.” | “Me? What for?” Edna's eyes grew large. “I've been telling ber a lot about you,” exptained Howard. “She sald before she) went away that she want. ed to mee} you when she came back and I told her that [ would try and “get you tojcome up. Will you come?” “Sure,” sald Edna, feeling ber con- ‘versationa| imitations. but too startled to] give expression to her feel- ings. “I can tell from her volce that she’s an awfully nice person. You learn to tell voices when you hear so many of them over the wire.” “Tam glad you like her,” sald How- ard simply, “for I want you to Ike— us both, Do you think you will?" “You mean—" Edna did not com- plete the sentence, but Howard un- derstood: ° “Just that,” he agreed. “I guess 1 do—now,” confessed the girl, "because 1 was ‘awfully Jealous ‘of your telephone sweetheart." One of the commonest complaints among children 1s bleeding of the nose, and the remedies to be applled: are of thé simplest. A small wad of white paper Inserted under the tongue or under the upper Iip is gen- erally all that ts needed to stop an ordinary nosebleed, although pads of cotton dipped in tee water and placed at the back of the neck {s the standby of many mothers. Almost Incredible Age. Ninea Turataviloff, a peasant wom- an at Telev, In the Caucasus, 1s prob- ably the qldest person in the. world. Recentiy she celebrated her one "hun: dred and aixty-Afth birthday. Though she {s now quite Incapable of using her ‘Umbs, she fa stilt {a posssesaion of her thamtal feauiiies: 7 Telephone Calumet 182 ; TRANSIENTS AccouMonaté og STEAM HEAT |_|: RE-DECORATED "RE-FURNISHED | ~ RATES 50c 75c $1.00 $1.50 . ° Ladies Entrance 5 E. 24th Street . S. E. Corner State and 24th Streets CHICAGO The Binga Banking House This bank invites you to visit, and will be glad to furnish com- plete information as to security. ‘This bank issues time Certificates of Deposits bearing 4 per cent interest payable semi-annually. . s This bank collects for other banks, issues letters of credit and negotiable notes throughout the world, and conducts all custom- ary Banking Business, Safety. Deposit Department Boxes $3.00 Por Year JESSE BINGA, Banker S.E. Cor. State St.and 36th Place, - ; CHICAGO REAL ESTATE DEPARTMENT Renting Insurance Mortgages Loans Jott Swift T. B. McCray Romania Hotel and Cafe . After Theatre Parties a Specialty STATES: BUFFET 3759 State Street CHICAGO, ILLINOIS ‘Telephone Douglas 746 Music from 7:30 p.m. to 1 a.m. Beautiful . ~~ Mount Glenwood, Cemetery Only Chicago Cemetery whose Charter does not allow discrimination, Only Chicago Cemetery where the funeral train stops at entrance, ia the center of the grounds. Only Chicago Cemetery made almost perfect by nature. Only Chicago Cemetery with heautiful stream of water, high benks, vkirted by oak trees. Only Chicago Cemetery that gives everybody a square deal. Only Chicago Cemetery that makes it possible for every Colored family to secure a family lol, on account of thé low prices and easy terms, Only Chicago Cemetery 31. months old with a record of 700 lots sold and over 500 interments to date, 45 interments in March. ae Only Chicago Cemetery where you can invest $2.00 cash in a lot, and make $50.00 before last payment is duc. Lots $45 ups easy payments: $2.00 cash and $2.00 per month, only fifty cents per week. No interest; no taxes; no assessments. EXCURSIONZ- Special train Decoration Day, May 30th to Cemetery. Leave La Salle St. station at 1:30 p. ma 31st St. station ot 1:38 p.m 63rd St, station at 1:40 p.m. Returning, leave Cemetery at $200 p.m, Tickets only 30 cents round trip. Tickets on sale at the Cemetery ofice. Secure Tickets Early. Good speaking, singing and other exercises. Come and go out with us and see this beautiful Cemetery. NOTICE —On account of expensive improvements being made there will be an advance in the price of lots in Sections D and C. in Mount Glenwood Cemetery of $5.00 each, and in Section G of $6.00 each, on June 15h, 1911. Buy Now. Call at our office or write for illustrated folder and price list of lots. Mount Glenwood Cemetery Association Tel. Douglas 5574 open Evenings © 3125 So. State St. And Glad to Be Allve. Somé men live in the country, some in the clty; others just exist —Judge. Cut Flowers In the Morning. A flower cut in the morning will last twico as long as one cut later in the day. Lucky Prima Donna. It 4s, Indeed, a lucky prima donna who can have her artistic proficiency measured by the amount of jewelry she wears. Probably Would. “That sentence is not incorrect,” sald the professor, “but ft sounds odd to the English-speaking ear.”—Har- yard Lampoon, mprninanant ba Tealine Gaus: Blectrical engineers are proposing that trolley cars be equipped with ball ‘bearings in order to let the cars coast ag much as possible and thus reduce the consumption of energy. A Way to Slip In. “It's my opinion de millionaires won't storm de gates o' glory, but you'll hear many of ‘em axin’ some poor soul: ‘Whar is dat crack in de fence what I hearn folks talkin’ “pout? "—Atlanta Constitution. Kitchen Convenience. A half dozen thumb-tacks, such as are used by artists and architects, will prevent the ollsloth on kitchen tables from, siipping. Three along the front edge of a table and the same number tn back keeps it secure and smooth. Humorous Tears. It you are feeling downhearted, tell your sad story to a fat man and get him to crying about it, If the tears rolling down bis vast expanse of cheek fail to make you laugh, you know where .the river ig—Atchison Globe, A Poor Mattress, Don’t rest on your laurels. ‘They're fine on forehead, but they make a mighty poor mattress. Paper From Millet Stalks. ‘The Japanese manufacture much of thelr paper from millet stalks. Man- churla furnishes about 245,000 tons of pulp a year, SSS 7 ‘een Ghia danet Wav It takes courage to keep quiet and go on, It fe not an easy way, but {t fg the way which, having taken, no one ever regrets, ic a i An old offender was introduced new country justice as “John mins, allas Jones, allas Smith." try the two women first,” sald the justice. “Bring In Alice Jones.” Extensive Use of Potash. Potash enters into the making ot. glass, soap, bleaches, dyes, photo;’ graphic chemicals, medicine, explo: sives, fertilizer and is used in gold:’ mining and many other industrial pro: cesses. Et Improved Sewitig.Cabinet, 2 A sewing cabinet spacious enough to hold everything a seamstress ne need in her work, yet which folds'tig® Uke a screen and can be carried by. handles‘has been invented by a “hile: ‘sourlan, eet es —————_ ‘The Charger at the Funeral! >>." ‘The charger led at the funeral oti; A cavalry officer fs a relic of the.cum: tom when a horse was sacrificed ‘at's the grave. An officer led the charger behind the bler to the brink” of tho”! grave and it was there slain) “aud; thrown upon the coffin,. The'last,d¢- currence of this kind took place zat’ ‘Treves, Germany, in 1781... sae THE CITY OF EVANSTON : eS eee - DEFENDER’S BRANCH OFFICE, 621 GROVE ST., 33 Phone 3499-R on EVANSTON Miss Florence A. White, Reporter. 7 Mr. R. G. Bruce, Editor. ‘ — Ebenezer A. M. E. Church, Miesjonary society at her home on Friday night. It was the regular monthly meeting. There were several visitors, The meeting was very in teresting. Rev. Robert R. Manley preached at Bbenezer Sunday morning a fine ser mon. He is the pastor of the church at Albla, Iowa, “The Gospel by St. Matthew” was the subject of Rev, Horace S. Graves Weduesday night before a large crowd. Possibly the largest attend: ance ever at a midweek meeting. ‘These addresses are not only great ‘help spiritually but _ intellectually. |Next Wednesday night his subject will “be “The Gospel by Luke.” Sunday services were well attended all day. Rev. Graves preached a very ‘Interesting and helpful sermon Sun- } day evening. No matter what Is be /, ing said Rev. Graves is the right man ‘Mn the right’ place and the members have sll jumped into the fray and age making fast towards the goal of «econ, Sunday schol was well attended. Supt. Twiggs iold a secret at three o'clock and those who were late did not hear It and the othe: members tifused to tell it, The same secret wilt be told again Sunday afternoon at three o'clock. So come out early and heor the secret, The Christian Endeavor Is a place at a meeting of much interest. Pres- ident Pressley !s putting forth every effort to make these meetings helpful. .-Snme out and spend pn hour in Chris- tan themght. ? Class was well attended Sunday afternoon. Bro. Harlan led. ‘Testi Tony on top of testimony was given and the spirits ran high. Everybody speaks well of these meetings 60 come out and see for yourself, ‘The Mile Missionary society hed charge of the Men's club Sunday. Nre. W. B, Pollard presided. The speakers were Mr. John Griffin, Rev. Graves and Mrs. H. S. Graves. Mrs. B, Depugh read a very interesting pa- Ber. Music was furnished by Mrs. Osborn and Miss G. W. O'Neal and Miss F. A. White, plano, Rev, Graves Praises the Defender. Rev. Graves praised the Chicago Defender from the pulpit Sunday morning. He sald: “We are indeed fortunate to have with us a member of our church who represents the -Chicago Defender, Every Sunday he 4g found in his pew taking notes in order to get news for that grand and ~“Gewsy paper. We should support this young man and his cause for he is spending his time and mcney with us and we should at least show our ap- preciation. I take the Defender every week and I find it to be just, truthful and reliable, and I ask all of you as members and friends of this church to take the Chicago Defender. The white people support their young men who are on papers and we should sup port ours. We should support ours more so because they are so few,” Second Baptist Church, Rey. Wm. Chiles was home for din- ner last Sunday for the first time in quite a while. The family enjoyed his presence. The pastor and wife enjoyed the dinner, Whenever Maud Chiles sees Rev. B. P. B. Gayles and wife coming to dinner she suddenly takes the toothache and has a good ery until she Is convinced that there Is enough left for her, The Missionary society reported a very Interesting meeting. The mem- bers seemed very much encouraged. They decided to give themselves to more earnest work for the upbuilding of the church and for the extension of the cause of Christ. The society will render a very Interesting pro- gram Sunday evening at 7 o'clock, The subject for discussion will be “How Do I Spend My Sundays?” Sister Fannie Ellison will open the subject. All will be expected to take part in the discussion. Brothers J, Cole and A. Brooks will be expected to lead the praise service Sunday morning at 11 o'clock. Every member should be present and relate something of eh Christian journey since the last thifty days. Death has visited our membership this week and has taken away Broth- ers Geo, Robinson and J. J. Burrell, Brother E. S. Cannon, one of our “ sembers, died last week in the Coun- ‘rospltal, Mt, Zion Baptist Church, ‘spite of the rain the services at . dion church were well attended ail day. Last Sunday, April 30, Mr. ‘William Minor read a splendid paper Defore the B. ¥. P. U. at 6:30 on the “Benefits of the Sabbath.” Bro, Wm. Carnell preached a very inter- esting sermon at 8 p. m. Deacon ‘White of the Hermon Baptist church accompanied Bro, Carnell. Bro, W: H. Bolden was with us again last Sun- day. We are alwaye glad to have Bro, Bolden with us. Bro. J. B. Ferguson organized a church at Glencoe Sunday afternoon, April go: * (Several of the members of Mt, Zion ‘church were with Bro, Ferguson and , aasisted him, = Mr, 3, L, Beatty of Champaign, Il, “grand lecturer of the K. of P. lodge, was in the clty last Thursday the svguest of Mr. and Mrs, Oscar Morgan, lieder Lord’s supper. ‘Mrs, Frank Davenport, 1463 Elm- wood avenue, will leave Sunday for Niles, Mich. Mrs, Davenport has been quite Ml for about two months and acting upon the advice of Drs. George Hall and Isabella Garnett Butler she Teaves Sunday with her trained nurse, Miss Artie Pollard, to spend a few weeks on the farm, Mrs, Lizzie Slaughter of Chleago spent Sunday in Evanston as he guest of Mrs, F. Davenport. Miss Althea Stewart left last Satur- day for Omaha, where she goes to spend two weeks with relatives. Mr, and Mrs. W. A. Kincald changed resldence this week. ‘They are now living at 1906 Asbury avenue, Miss Florence Altena White delight- fully entertained the J. F. F. club on last Wednesday evening at the home of Mrs. B. Depugh, 1721 Benson ‘avenue. A very pleasant evening was spent by all. Defends the J. F. F. Club. Much rumor Is afloat as to the in- tegrity of the J. F. F. club. Some- body has gone so far as to say that thie club 1s other than of good report. ‘This T want to deny. This club is composed of respectable young women who are able one by one to prove tholr moral goodness, They associate with the foremost persons in our ittle elty and some of them hold very important positions In church and s0- clal work. ‘Thelr number is limited, It Is true, and, further, male beings are not permitted under any clreum- stances. And in order to be certain that males are kept away they never serve a rooster In theit luncheons. ‘Those who attacked this excellent body of women are what you might term “sore heads.” Sore because they were not allowed membership. But T say, let this J. F. F. club alone, First search yourselves and see what is lacking; then you will be able to see clearly what {9 lacking in the J. F, F. club. ‘To the members of the club T say, you are in the middle of the road, ‘now run for all you are worth. ‘Mrs. Charles Morris, 1800 Sheridan road, entertained at dinner Sunday Mr, ‘and Mrs, Chatles Breckenridge, Mrs. Emma Butler, Miss Gertrude O'Neal, Mr. Ernest’ Burns and Mr. Harvey H. Walden. Mildred Triggs, 1926 Oak avenue, who has been sick for the past three Weeks, is able to be out. “Mra. J. R. Todd, Wilson avenue, entertained Saturday, May 6, in honor of her husband's birthday. The guests from Evanston were Mr. and Mrs. Baker Depugh, Mis¥ Gertrude O'Neal, Miss Florence White, Mr. Hillard Byrde and Mr. R; G. Bruce, ‘The Court of Calanthe are very busy now preparing for thelr enter tainment Tuesday evening, May 9. Admission 10 cents, Mrs. Marshall Sherrod, Mrs, Minnie Young and Mrs. H. Gillespie visited in Milwaukee last week. The ladies report a delighttul trip. Mr. C. M. Prather of Marion, Ohio, 4s visiting with his brother, Mr. Jo- seph Prather, 2018 Colfax street. ars. W. J. O'Neal of Davenport, Jowa, Is visiting with her daughter Miss’ Gertrude O'Neal. Miss Mayme Pressley, one of the leading sopranos of the A. M. E. choir, is quite Ill at her home, 2325 Prairie avenue, Mr. W. H. Twiggs, the printer, 1621 Sherman avenue, was confined to his bed Monday and’ Tuesday, but is bet- ter at this writing, Mr. Ernest Burns spent a few days last week with Mr. Charles Brecken- ridge. Mrs, Emma Blair of St, Paul spent a few days visiting with’ her friend, Mrs, Belle Graves Miss Ethel Smith, 219 Dempster street, spent Saturday in Chicago, the guest of Miss Cynthia Black, 3840 Dearborn avenue, Miss Hattle Thompson, 1631 Hin- man avenne, has been quite ill for the last few days, Mr, and Mrs. Charles Simpson, 914 Emerson street, who have been visit- ing in the southern section of this country for the past three months, have returned home. They report & good time. Mr. J. Bibbs {s holding a position fn the service ot the Pullman com- pany over the Rock Island railway to Denver. Mr, H. Byrd 4s holding a position in service of the Pullman company down east dver the New York Central railway. ‘Use “Hottentot” for those pains in your back, Only 60 cents a bottle. Write to J. R. Winston, 4015 Cottage Grove avenue, Chicago, Tl. Mr, R, L, Clarke, 16 West Gist street, i holding a’ position in the service of the Pullman company over the Rock Island railway to the coast, Oakland, Cal. Mr. E, Cain 1s holding a position fn the service of the Pullman com- pany to Boston, Mass., over the Nickel Plate railway lines, Mr. John R. Hammonds, 5007 Dear- Born street, Is holding a position to the coast over the Rock Island railway company nes, Mr. H. ©, Slaughter, 3004 State street, 1s holding a position in the service of the Pullman company over the Alton rallroad to St. Louls, Mo. Hed is the color loved by the Bul- warlans and few dresses there are not enriched with its brightness, ‘Their dyes are all thelr own and the red runs to a dark dullness ‘almost Infring- {ng on crimson that ds a secret care- fully guarded and cannot be replaced outside the mountain fastnesses of the Uttle state iteelr. Mr. J.J. Burrells Dead, | Mr, J. J, Burrelis, 1732 Oak avenue, died Monday after a short Mines.’ Mr. Burrells was born in Daton, Ala., about 25 years ago. In 1902 he came north and settled in St, Loufs, Mo. A few years later he came to Evanston, where he resided ti hls death. Mr. Burrells was a very popular young man aud a Christian worker, He was a member of the Second Baptist chureb. From the age of 12 Mr. Bur- rells has heen living in the Christian faith, and his last words were, “I am willing and ready." He was best known among us as “Jim” and we all admired bim for his broad courtesy to ‘all, He was engaged to be married to sfiss Lillan Nathan Easter Sun- day but the wedding was put off on account of his fines. He leaves be- hind two brothers and three sisters— ‘Messrs, W. Burrells, St. Loula; Robt. Burrells, Hot ‘Springs, Ark.; Mrs. Han- 2a Williams, St. Louls; Mra, Lettie Watkins, Daton, Ala., and Mrs. Ellen Watkins, Delhigh, La. ‘The funeral ‘took place from Second Baptist church Friday afternoon, Rev. Gayle officlat- Ing. ‘The body ‘was shipped to St. Lous, MP, Geatae Robikean fend. Mr, George Robinson, the oldest col- ored resident of Evanston, quietly passed away Tuesday at 7:30 p. m. Mr. Robinson came to Evauston dur- ing the last year of the Civil War. ‘He was one of the charter members of the Second Baptist church, Mr. Robinson was born in Virginia some seventy years ago. He was an ex. slave and had a very wonderful mind. He remembered the old slavery days well. He was married twice, his first Wife dying tome twelve years a0. He married his present wife, whom he Jeaves bebind, ten years ago, Besides leaving her he also leaves a host of colored and white friends. Funeral was held from Second Baptist church ‘Thursday at 1:30 p. m., Rev. Gayles officiating, 18 IT WORTH WHILE? Is ft worth while to see youth's vislons le, High hopes and great ambitions droop ‘and. dle, To eee the friends we trusted pass us by And love ttselt prove poworleas or atrata eit worth while to tive when steps grom slow, And frost shows white upon the soft, bright hajrs ‘While ‘the swift, unseen ilfo tides on: ward bear Our barks to havens which we may no! now: Ah, yeomwhfle still one hand holds fast your own In love or friendship though the flying years, While day and night harmonious chords intone, And roses bloom when happy Juno ap- ‘pears, : Weslo {0° tne anows the ‘pines refuse te Life $s well worth the living—to the endl ‘Ninette A. Lowater in New Fork Sun. A Lot to Keep Track Of, “What became of his former wife?" “Which one, his second or third?” FAVORITE FICTION, "Gentlemen, I Failed to Win the Nomination, but 1 Have No Unkind Feelings Toward Anybody.” “Wo Have Lost Out, My Friends, but My Only Emotion Is One of Gratt tude to Those Who Loyally Supported Mo.” ‘qat Sssuro You, Mr. Winch, ‘This ts Not a Company Dinner; This Is What ‘We Always Have." + . | “ir. Squigley, I've Been Wanting to ‘Meet You for Years; All I Buy the ‘Bazoo for Is to Read Your Stutt.” cise Ws m Dog's Life; I'm the First Oxe at the Office in the Morning and the Last to Leave It In the Evening” /_“T Thought You Sald You Couldn't ‘Dance, Mr, Peduncle! You Do It | Splendtdly!” “You Can See for Yourself, Mr. ‘Bessor That We Haven't Anything in the House Worth Paying Taxes On.” |“ Think I Ought to»Have About $1,000 Insurance on My Household Sete Mr. Brocklesby; It Would Cost Me ‘That to Replace Them.” usenet, 3 worked eight years on her trousseau must have had unusual, though not well founded, faith in the stability of the styles. ‘A Montreal doctor recently con- tributed a pint of his own blood to save the life of a patient. Some doc- tors seem to be actuated by a sincere ‘gaakea to Ga. ‘The autocrats of fashion may suc ceed in making women wear th ugly ‘Terkish “harem” dress, but no auto crat now living will ever succeed in shutting women up. “{ know not where I am,” cried a poetess in one of “he magazines. Eng- Mish critics of American Iterature will wonder why she did not say: “I know not where I am at.” An English paper announces that Americans lack the sense of humor. ‘This sounds like the argument of the man who satisfies himself by exclaim- ing: “You're another.” A Canadian highbrow tells us that the temperature seven and a half miles above the earth is 90 degrees Delow zero, Let this be a warning to builders of skyscrapers. ‘The hobble skirt is said to be re sponsible for the large increase of trolley cat accidents, Dif it will take more than trolley car to ram the hobble skirt out of existance, TIAPPENING: ( ] I LI Ss: | AB. Re “Harem Skirt” Split Latest Drink Boston Man “Roasts” Baked Beans First Roof Garden for Shopgirls Love of Books Starves egg A % SF ee owe Puls rent file Canes. O—J. L. Saunders, wig daial is deh sue woot three miles south of Uhrichsville, has some new ideas in the line of frapped Srntd aod tronen Gott gan iee See oe Se ee Armed with a blank contract and about six months’ growth of whiskers, the came to Cleveland, anxious to ex- ploit some of his ideas. He wandered about the city until he bumped into a drug store on the public square. “Are you the owner of this estab- Mshment?” asked the prospective pur veyor of ideas, eyelng the white-coat- esas date “I'm not exactly the owner,” an- swered the spirit presiding over the bottles and glasses, “but if you want to make an offer for the place, I might Usten to you." “Well,” sald Saunders, “I've an idea for you fellers. I've been reading betas conege haya aud 105 costes girls are in need of fancy drinks, I Bik Sestcn tae ake cere made Boston famous, tho succu- lent oyster and beef extract, were branded as being injurlous or of ‘no food value by Dr. Franklin White, lecturing at the Harvard medical school on “Di- gestion.” He claimed “that people could Ive more successfully on halt tbe quantity of food taken. Prof. John ¥. Woods of Cambridge also aimed a Dlow at the high cost of living by clatming that a 12 cont meal suflces for a day's work. “It 1s a bard thing to ay in Bos- ton," Dr. White allowed, "but beans are notoriously hard to digest. They may be an excellent diet for one lead- tng an active outdoor Ife. While oy- sters eaten raw are digestible, they aro practically of no food value, for they are mostly water. "I always feel that it ts pathetle to see people buying beef extracts tor {nvalld foods, knowing as I do, that they cost so much and contain ao Iit- tle of any value. “Twenty-five cents’ worth of beet Juice will yield only six parts of food value to the body, while 26. cents’ worth of eggs wil yleld 700 parts, and 25 cents’ worth of milk 1,600 parts of veal food value to the human system. Je) > Saf S) SF & a 3 Ao Lb) Sw 4 rh y & tt 7 a SS N EW YORK.—The first roof garden in this country to be bullt express- ly for the use of women employees of a department store was opened recent- ly in this city by a firm employing near- ly 2,000 women and girls. Any one curl- ous to know how the roof garden and Sta reseds” Usted. eat room walled with glass are received by women employees should talk with one of the girls. Not that the women are any less enthusiastic, but their adjectives fre aot ao pletureaaue, After the place was opened steps had to be taken to stop the girls from bolting thelr luncheon in order to spend 40 of the allotted 45 minutes {inch hme on the Tver. As a preset tion against an epidemic of indiges- tion the manager of the lunchroom had to make a rule that a safe num- Eee Ce sear is his name. “He 1s only a little yellow dog. He feels protty bad, for his mas. ter bas eft bim forever. “Spark” ‘hag been the sole companion of James Pyke, cobbler, since his wife died, four years ago, but James became £0 in- firm that he was taken to the Amold home and “Spark” left bebind. ‘When Mrs, Pyke was alive the couple lived in a cottage on Myrtle, near Twelfth street, ‘and with the money Pyke earned mending old shoes and bis pension, they had the home nearly pafd for. Then Mra, Pyke dled. " It was Pyke's love for books that led to the loss of his home, Agents know when his pension came, and would come up to the Ilttle shop in Twelfth street to display thelr goods. James could not resist, and bought—and dought. Payments lapsed, and at last the house was lost, For about three years Pyke lived in the shop and ite one room, four by: six feet, crowded with encyclopedias and “Spark,” his only companion, Pyke is 75 and grow too occupied in reading to do much work. All hia pension money went to pay for books—a little Iterary revel. ain't had much to do but my chores all winter and I haye been staying up as Jate as nine d'clock figuring some high-sounding {Itles. Some of ‘em would Inspire the young with grand leas. | “Now, take “The White Man's Hope. Wouldn't that sound fetchin’ on a Blass of ico cream sody? You could add the whites of a couple of eggs and give a guaranty that If the col- lego boys drank enough. of ‘em they eould go out and lck Jack Johnson.” “phat’s @ good Idea,” remarked the clerk. “But,” continued Saunders, “I got a better one. They’s a lot of suffragists in town. Why pot put a sien in the window, ‘Vote for Women Frappe?’ ‘That'd bring ‘em, I reckon, Recl- proclty cocktail would be a good title to catch these pesky politicians when they leave the courthouse and the city ball. “But, listen to what I been figuring ‘out for the college boys and tho socle- ty girle—'Rabrah Fudge Served With ‘Three Cheers and Harem Skirt Splits!” “That's enough,” sald the fat boy bebind the counter. “If we used those Sdeas we'd have, to bulld an addition to the store, aud the square 1s too small as it is.” LES Siam MAN YES IS A TRAITOR CEB Sr BOSTON 7 4f|— HE SHouLo iS if BE PROSECUTED) “It takes from 15 to 30 glasses of beet juice to equal the food value to the body of one glass of good milk. “Meat that fs cooked rare is digest- ed by the stomach in two hours, that which is half roasted takes three hours, and that which is wholly roast- ed requires four hours to digest. “Dyspepsia is called the American disease. Surely it 1s not due to the fact that we have not good food, but is rather due ‘close bad habits.” A 12 cent breakfast ts all the nour- ishment Prof. Woods of 23 Inman street, Cambridge, who is 66 years old, requires to do a day's worl conelet ing of 12 hours reading and study and 2.10 or 36 mile walk Prof. Woods; sits down to his daily meal at je am. He fs served with a cereal, a soup, four slices of wheat bread ‘and four glags es of milk, one of which fs hot. ‘ber of minutes should be spent on the consumption of sandwiches, cream cakes and other things usually in- cluded {n girls’ luncheons. One rea- son for the extra enthusiasm of the younger girls, whose duties keep them es the run most of the time, fs that they have three chances at the roof garden to one chance enjoyed by older employees, each of them having }20 minutes Test’ time fa the forenoes ind cual Ia the alterncan Teeter ‘at any time from 10 to 12 a. m and from 2 to 5 p. m. a relay of girls will be found in the roof garden and dur- ing the lunch hours, extending from Ho tue a nie eee sharing the place with older women. By far, execpt 6a Say GeO eek of the girls and many of the women have gone from Synch directly to the open roof, stopping to get bats and coats from thelr lockers before going to the lunchroom, and the rest periods are often spent In the same way. “It 1s good,” said a manager, “to see the pink tlngg on the girls’ cheeks when they come fn. We allow them to alky Cartan quaioe’ fal 20 dee all they want to gn the roof.” Starves | Cobbler Re ee Y A) Fa | pe rage = =. MLE feos wa | PACS. = ‘He ate less and less. A bit of bread and a little milk justained him for a day. Neighbors {brought him-things occasionally and tried to convince him his health was njore important than books, but James fe an Englishman, born in Kent. Pyke became weaker, and finally was obliged to apply to 0. M. Poe post, G. A. R., and the post decided to place him in thd Arnold home and later to send him to the soldiers’ jhome. James sald he {wanted to remain where he was; “I can't leave ‘Sparks’ and my hooks,” he said, pat- ting the dog, his eyes roving over the cherished volumes; but the post of- ficers persuaded and st last James = After be had been teken away, the Httle dog sat mournfully on the door ‘atép, refusing ta be coaxed aw=y, PHONE DOUGLAS 2928 Milk, Cream, Stationery, Confectionery, Tobacco, Cigars, Newspapers, Bread, Cakes and Pies. Before buying Me, We give Fish and Weber Stamps with Groceries, Ice Cream and Sodas. A First-Class Laundry Agency in Connection. EDWARD FELIX 2 # 52 W. 30th ST. Mrs. Edw. Felix’s. Hairdressing Parlor Stands open for all kinds of Hairdressing, Scalp Treat- ment, Hair Goods to order, Special care taken of the hands and nails. A complete line of toilet articles, Tel. Douglas 2928 Genjrs!MslQrder Busines 52 W. 30th St. Turniley Bros. Clear Havana Cigar Makers Wholesale Retail Box Trade a Specialty BL PLATO 8218 STATE STREET Phone Dopgies 366 ee Telephone Douglas 5308 | Dr. Louie Usselmann 3150 State Street “Cleaning, SOcents and up. Main Spring, 60 cents and up. | Ballance Staff, 75 cents and up, Jewels, 50 cents and up. Crystals, 10 cents.XXinapector for C. ZE. 1. R. R. | Be Wise and Open Your Eyes! | BELIEVE in giving EE A a square ut and am willing 10 share my profits with the trrde. My aim is to reduce prices on WATCH REPAIRING. and still maintayn the same standard of ood workmanship, thereby winning the trade and good will of the public. ‘How's this for a eut in prices? | Is tifu! 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Upon this belt, or rather film, the hours, which have been recorded by a phonograph, ara Impressed by galvanization on a cop: Per plate. ‘The mechaniom ° which moves tho hands Is connected with the speaking device, and this with a funnel which re-enforcea tho sound and projects tt outward through a finely grated opening attached to the narrow side of the clock. At night a touch on a lever reduces the clock to silence. But sf one wakes and wishes to know the hour without striking a Mahe, an oasllys found button ts Pressed gpd thD clock immediately states thé time. The speech film te practically indestructible and occu. ples very little space since because of ite elasticity ft may be wound upon @ very small roller, Plat€e the Sedeod tee Eien: An interesting and somewhat curi- ous fact fs that some of the tall men of genius have had moderate sized heads. Shelley, the poet, was tall, but had a small head, and some of the small men imbued with the divine spark hed large heads, apparently proving that the size of the head has ttle to do with the quality of the brains. Before and After. When a girl is engaged to a man she believes him when he tells her he would love to have her walk on him with her tiny feet; after she Is mar- Tied to him she would be satisfied to have him willing to put her rubbers on her without acting as if it were ‘killing him. The Just and the Unjust, ‘That which {6 unjust can really profit no one; that which is just can Teally harm no one—Henry George. Lost—The Oid Time Floures. What has become of the old-fash- foned man whose shoes squonked as ho walked cautiously down the church aisle, tho Montgomery Advertiser asks, And the man who could hear a cowbell tn the distance and determine by the sound of the bell whether Blossom was grazing or coming home? And the girl, wearing a bonnet—a Teal cloth bonnet, not a hat—who ewept the yards Saturday afternoon, fn anticlpation ‘of Sunday company? And the schoolboy who used a slate as a bookshelf between the school- house and his home? And tho bouse- wife who knew bow many holes a quilting frame should have? And the man who set a stecl trap in the emokehouse? And the girl who nevor got on the left side of a cow to mill her? And the boy who carved bis Snitiats on a sweet gum tree and watched the letters disappear by the time he put on long pants? And the young man who tipped bis bat to bis elders? And the boy who went ‘pom sum bunting with a negro on Friday night, winding up fn a forbidden cave patch about eleven o'clock? Operators Held to Account. In France the operators. of aero planes sre held responsible for dam- ‘age done to persons or property when coming to ‘the earth. In two cases such operators have been found gullty of homicide and punished, although the punishment was not as great as | that for other forms of the same crime. Inventor of Musical Glasses. Richard Pockrich, an Irishman, wea the inventor of musical giasses—or Ciubry drinking glasses tuned by so- lection and played by passing wet fin- gers over the brim. He showed bia fnventlon first in Duplin, and-took tt to London about 1750. Lesson of Chivalry. ‘The lesson of chivalry, quite as tm- portant in the Ind as in his father, in ditterent degrees of course, may he taught in iittle attentions to mother and younger elster—helping about the house, making provisions which wilt save mother many steps during his absence and escorting sister to and ‘tees othesk: