The Gazette
Saturday, November 30, 1901
Cleveland, Ohio
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THE GAZETTE
One Year..... 81 80
Six Months..... 1 09
Three Months..... 50
Subscribers are requested to remit by post
office money order or registered letter.
Entered at the post office in Cleveland, Ohio,
as second-class matter.
Editor and Proprietor THE GAZETTE,
Case Library Building, Cleveland, Ohio.
Member Ohio Legislature, } 1894 to 1898
} 1900 to 1902.
ALLIED PRINTING
TRADE'S COUNCH
CLEVELAND
CLEVELAND, O. SATURDAY, NOV. 30, 1901.
THE GAZETTE is the oldest, and
has the largest bona fide circulation,
double that of any newspaper in the
interest of Afro-Americans, published
in the state of Ohio, and comparison
with any will immediately establish
its rank as one of the NEWSIEST
AND BEST in the country.
THE THREE TIMES DEMOCRAT INVITING AN ISSUE.
The Times Democrat of October 24th, impulsive and erratic in its statements bearing upon the Booker T. Washington matter, takes the position that "The south will meet the issue." It is very apparent that this great and powerful organ, as is possible, has overreached itself and is merely playing upon words when it assumes a position so irrelevant and untenable. White democrats of Alabama entreated Mr. Washington to see the president in the interest of one of their kind. Prof. Washington was one of several others who waited on the president to secure the appointment of a southern democrat to a federal position. If the professor were deemed worthy to confer with the president, urging such an appointment, it is reasonable to suppose that any intelligent gentleman would afford him those courtesies becoming the occasion. Southern democrats always willing to use the Negro to suit their convenience, did not hesitate to enlist the service of Prof. Washington to gain their point. They had no scruples in this respect and cannot deny that they themselves are chiefly instrumental in bringing about the present state of feeling. Prof. Washington was a mere tool in the hands of southern democrats to consummate an end in which they alone were concerned and they are responsible for whatever complaint may be now made. The professor did not present himself in the interest of one of his own race, he was not on hand pressing the claims of some good and deserving republican, but he was there making terms for a man who shared no part in republican principles. He was there in company with democrats, importuning the president on behalf of Gov. Jones, or Alabama, an aristocratic democrat Gov. Jones was appointed. Prof. Washington succeeded and the Times Democrat betrays a mean ingratitude in its fight upon the man who had so faithfully served them. It betrays foul ignorance of the spirit and practice of the American white people to hold that in this act there was an attempt to force racial social equality upon the people of the south. White men as a rule do not invite colored men into their parlors nor at their tables because they regard them as their social equals. They may accord the colored man every act of courtesy and afford him the amplest accommodations suited to the occasion, but they do not forget the fact that according to certain usages, the sentiment of caste is dominant and the color line remains. It becomes supremely ridiculous that the Times Democrat should so far lose its mental balance as to set up this wild-cat howl that the president is forcing an unwelcome issue upon the southern people. Disguise the fact as it may, the Times-Democrat very well knows that it is quite too late in our history to send forth alarm in regard to the miscegenation of the races. Not as a matter of information, but we would right here remind the Times-Democrat that there is a tinge of Negro blood coursing the veins of thousands of Americans who hold sway as white men. The very condition of things has made it possible and the bleaching process has already sent forth into every town and city a people who, according to their own choice, pass as white or colored. White men brought about this condition, and to-day fair skinned people rank with either race. Poor white women were kidnapped both in North and South Carolina and sold into slavery when in turn the legislature was asked to intervene in their behalf. In every quarter of our country, the tinge of the African betrays itself in the features of self-constituted Anglo-Americans, whose right to be called white no one dares challenge. Even those who protest against the recent visit of the colored man may find themselves upon a close and minute investigation subject to the "fearful" contamination.
E. F. Jackson, Designs
Akron, O.-The True Reformers held a dance in their hall Tuesday evening, November 19. About 25 couple attended. A Thanksgiving dinner and fine program will be given Thanksgiving night.-The members of Zion church will give a reception in honor of their pastor, Rev. Little, December 3. A short program will be rendered.-Mr. George Coleman and his class will render "Thirty Years in Slavery" about December 12.-F. E. Jackson, the efficient and faithful representative of The Gazette the past two years and a half, who has done great work for the paper as well as for our people here, has resigned in favor of Mr. William Smith, 189 N. Broadway. We trust that all of Mr. Jackson's subscribers will still continue the paper, securing same from Mr. Smith, whose efforts, we trust, will be crowned with success.
THE GAZETTE, CLEVELAND, O., SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1901.
How to Get Through With Christmas Cheap
It is not so much because we are stingy, nor on account of lack of love
or charity, that we desire to make a fine art of getting out of Christmas cheap. Strenuousness increases with civilization, and as wages mount higher, so do desires; and the standard of living burdens us.
XMAS PRESENTS
In ye good old
The Modern Christmas en time, one gave
List to one's imme
diate family the Christmas gift, but now all the dear five hundred must be remembered. Unquestionably, one's family must be provided for, then there are the relations on both sides the house. The friends of ages ago come in for their share. Those to whom we are indebted socially should be included, and business friends not forgotten. The maid and washerwoman certainly receive attention. The industrious, deserving young woman who has so little to brighten her life we feel moved to include. The lonely young man away off from everybody and everything appeals to our consciences; and the poor whom, with their children, we have always with us.
Is it a wonder we begin plotting and planning months before the 25th of December? A wonder we now and then make use of encumbering Christmas trifles presented us in the past? A wonder we haunt the bargain counters and basement aisles? A wonder nervous prostration has us in its hold by the time the holidays have arrived? No, and yet again No. All homage to the men and women who practice the art of Cot.
the art of Getting Out of Christmas Cheap. And it is marvelous what one can get for a quarter; things worth having, as well as things that merely cumber the house. Nowadays one can get an excellent inen handker-
the art of Getting Out of Christmas Cheap.
And it is marvelous what one can get for a quarter; things worth having, as well as things that merely number the house. Nowadays one can get an excellent in handkerchief, a man's big one or a lady's very fine one, for that price. And say what you will about the lack of originality displayed in selecting kerchiefs for gifts, they always come in handy.
A little affair not out of place for a man that is his own barber is a having-pad. These pads vary in price from 25 cents to $1.25, the difference consisting in the quality of the leather used for the cover to the block of paper. They look like thick, leather-bound, silver-ornamented diaries, memorandum-books, or things of that sort; and quite a number of maidens stop at the counter where they are kept and ask to look at "those dear little books." Even when they see chased on the silver plate set in the middle of the cover 'A Clean Shave,' they fail to grasp the nature of the article. Yesterday I saw a pretty young girl, who had insisted on having the "book" removed from the case so she could inspect it closely, let go its ribbon hanger hastily, as if it burned her fingers, when told that which she coveted was a shaving-pad.
Exceedingly pretty ink-wells can be bought for five and twenty cents in almost any store which makes a specialty of Christmas novelties. I saw an old silver gargoyle-sort of thing that was very pleasing, and I am sure would make its possessor smile every time he dipped his pen into its well. And this old fellow was valued at only a quarter. The tape-measures that can be bought for a modest sum are great in number and variety, this year the counters are all tumbled over with them. A handsome, bodyless head of a Moorish gentleman smiles at you, and if you pull the tassel of his fez ever so gently, out pops a yard measure. An Arab's cigar responds in the same way, and also the pipe that an Indian carries in his mouth. You press a bug in the mouth of a frog, a grain of corn in a chick's, and a tape-measure appears ready for use. A goat, a donkey, and a pig all carry them in their hollow interiors, a baseball cap and a tall hat contain them.
The city stores show that anyone can make the animal pin cushions that are so much in vogue. I saw one that was especially amusing, a cat constructed of yellow velvet. Tabby sat up, about five or six inches high, very soft, fat and contented - looking. Her ears were shaped of the velvet, her face paint-
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whiskers, which stuck out most natusually, were of long needles. Pins were thrust in all over the body, but she looked eminently comfortable. A gray velvet deer head, with brown bead eyes, bore an agonized expression with its many prickings. A muzzled dog appeared equal to the occasion, also a yellow owl, and a saffron chick with a red cobb.
FOREIGN NOTES.
From 1801 to 1881, parliament passed 27,000 measures. Sixty men emigrate from England for every 40 women.
Seven in every 10,000 people who die in England are murdered. France exports 450,000,000 sardines, weighing in all 20,000 tons. English apple orchards cover 180,000 acres, against 560,000 acres in France. Twenty-four per cent. of British emigrants travel cabin, and 76 steerage.
A linen cover decorated with holly makes a pretty case for the utilitarian telephone directory that hangs in so conspicuous a place. Jewel-pockets are nice things to have when traveling, and are meant to hang around the neck. They are made with a flap that fastens securely with two patent fasteners. These pockets sell at 35 and 50 cents. Thirty cents will buy a tiny pair of blue denim pantaloons, and for a fewer cents one could easily make them. On each leg is a sizable piece of sand-paper on which, in brown letters, are written these elegant lines:
"Scratch your matches on my breeches,
'Twill save your mother lots of stitches."
A man uses a pin about once a year, and to meet this possible need there
and to meet this are several flat pin books offered, the best made of leather. A tiny purple and yellow pansy, made of chamois, contains two stiff leather pockets that hold black, white and pink court-plaster, a quite sensible little gift,
are several hat pin books offered, the best made of leather. A tiny purple and yellow pansy, made of chamois, contains two stiff leather pockets that hold black, white and pink court-plaster, a quite sensible little gift, easily carried in the pocket (so accessible), and costing only a little. The Engagement Ring for Christmas.
Divers silver and mother-of-pearl tools are offered in the way of envelope openers, paper knives and bookmarks. People usually accumulate a quantity of these, and I doubt if they use them often; the articles, with the contrastiness of inanimate things, usually keeping out of the way when wanted. About as senseless a thing as I have seen was a small pine club, painted blue, ornamented with blue ribbon and having stuck in it three gilt hooks. I asked what it was for, and a clerk answered: "Oh, to hang things on." Visions of incongruous heavy overcoats and tall hats immediately arose before me, but she added: "Keys, buttons, or anything of that sort." Mere lumber, neither ornamental nor useful—but can be had for a quarter.
And the tired shopper, worn out with the jostling of the Christmas purchasers, with the scheming to make a slim purse answer the demands of a fat list, at the eleventh hour is ready to take anything that offers itself cheap, even if it be only a pine club with foolish small hooks.
A bit of a flowering plant is a graceful gift, a gift that will keep the giver's
ng plant is a grace will keep the giver's memory green and that will prove a daily joy to the recipient. A scarlet salvia one can purchase for 15 cents, a red geranium for 10 or 15, a beautiful, feathery asparagus fern for a quarter. A bunch of carnations, one perfect rose, gives joy in the cold midwinter weath-
Send Your Friend
Christmas Greens.
er, but of course the pleasure is short-lived. A holly wreath is always acceptable at the holiday season, and these wreaths can be obtained at prices ranging from 10 to 30 cents. The long, trailing, green, mossy mouse-foot costs but a few cents a yard, and twined about chandeliers, pictures and windows gives an unwonted holiday air to one's rooms. And some sprigs of the waxen-berried mistletoe add to the general hilarity. The young man that has lately become engaged can kill two birds with one stone; give his fair betrothed the engagement ring for a Christmas present. She at least will feel better about it than the maid described in the little verse:
For months she wondered what the Yule would bring:
would bring;
A jeweled vinilagrette or golden guard.
A pearly necklace or a diamond ring.
And now she weeps. He sent a Christmas card." KATHERINE POPE.
HE FELT RELIEVED.
Freely Surrendered His Valuables When Not Asked for an
It was a long ride through a desolate and dangerous country, and the politician sought to relieve the monetony by philosophic musings on his recent victory and embarrassments that even success brings, relates the Philadelphia North American:
"Hold up your hands!"
The stage coach gave a lurch and stopped. The ray of light that shot into the vehicle turned the spattering rain into myriads of evanescent gems.
"What do you want?" asked the politician with a firmness that showed that he had faced danger before.
"Your money."
"Here it is."
"Your watch and diamond ring."
"They are yours."
"I must say yer good-natured, anyhow." said one of the highwaymen.
*Not at all. Are you sure that's all you desire?*
"What in thunder did you think we wanted?"
"I was afraid"—and the politician's voice trembled a little—"you wanted an office."
Teddy—Rather pretty woman over there with the mail cart!
Harold—I suppose that's the husband with her?
"Um. Seems fond of him, too."—Judy.
[The prisoners at Sing Sing. N. Y., get out a bright little paper called the Star of Hope. From a recent number we have culled the following:]
Rudeness is ignorance.
Work makes us cheerful and independent.
Let your character be like silver—sterling.
Some people's conscience is a mockingbird.
Boys will be boys, but men ought to be men.
TWO BIG BARGAIN DAYS.
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FINE TAILOREces less than you would
MEN'S FINE TAILOR-MADE SUITS AND OVERCOATS
At prices less than you would pay for them in broken lots at the end of the season.
We offer you choice of
800 MEN'S F
In Unfinished Worsteds, I
Cheviots, Tweeds and Cas
popular shades and fabric
double-breasted Sack styles
and button-holes. Most of
and $18.00; none worth less
$12.
ASK US to show
Those sw
Military and 2 and 3-button
Sack styles, $18, $20, $22
prices---about half what the
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800 MEN'S FINE SUITS
In Unfinished Worsteds, Rough and Smooth Cheviots, Tweeds and Cassimeres, in all the popular shades and fabrics; in single and double-breasted Sack styles; hand-made collars and button-holes. Most of them worth $16.50 and $18.00; none worth less than $15, for $12.50
ASK US to show you the finer ones. Those swell Military, Half Military and 2 and 3-button Double-Breasted Sack styles, $18, $20, $22 and $25 are our prices----about half what the tailor charges.
THE J. L. HUDSON CO.
33 and 35 Euclid Ave.
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BLACK SKIN REMOVER.
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IN
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U.S.
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THE HAIR STRAIGHTENER
that goes in every one dollar box is enough to make anyone's chair grow long and straight, and keeps it from filling out. Highly perfumed and makes the hair soft and easy to comb. Many of our customers say one of our dollar boxes is worth ten dollars, yet we sell it for one dollar a box. THE NO MELL thrown in free.
Any person sending us one dollar in a letter or Post-Office money order, express money order or registered letter, we will send it through the mail postage prepaid; or if you want it sent C. O. D., it will come by express. 25c. extra.
In any case where it fails to do what we claim, we will return the money or send a box free of charge. Packed so that no one will know contents except receiver.
CRANE AND CO., 122 west Broad Street, RICHMOND, VA.
J. KATOWITZ,
PRACTICAL PLUMBER
AND GAS FITTER,
No. 419 Onge St., Cleveland, O.
(The editor 2 The Gazette recommends Mr.
Katowitz to il desiring first-class work at
reasonable rates. He is honest, capable and
reliable.—Ed.)
THIS 'APER IS ON FILE
IN CHICAGO
AND NEW YORK
AT THE OFFICES OF
A. N. Kelogg Newspaper Co.
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Two days when every dollar you invest here will bring you bigger and better values than it ever did before. Two days when you can buy
FINE SUITS
Hands, Rough and Smooth;
Cassimeres, in all the
fabrics; in single and
styles; hand-made collars
of them worth $16.50,
less than $15, for
2.50
Now you the finer ones;
the swell Military, Half
button Double-Breasted;
$22 and $25 are ours;
the tailor charges.
E J. L. H.
Live.
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ores. Price, 25c. in lace,
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NEW YORK CITY, N. Y.
Hours: 10 A.M. to 8 P.M. Sittings
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ken lots at the end of the season
Come and take your pick of
600 MEN'S
In those new long, bag in the regular cut and Kerseys, Cheviots, Fries most every conceivable cluding the popular O made to sell at $16.50 a
$12
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WONDERFUL PREPARATION. WR
TRAVELERS' REGISTER
MEN'S OVERCOAT
new long, baggy, hard-to-get
regular cut and lengths. Ch
Cheviots, Friezes, Meltons, eve
very conceivable shade and
the popular Oxfords--coats t
sell at $16.50 and $15, for
$12.50
GO AWAY without seeing
ones. Let us
FORAN and OCEANIC. If
for style you can see it all
$28 and $30.
OSON CO
In those new long, baggy, hard-to-get kinds, or in the regular cut and lengths. Choose from Kerseys, Cheviots, Friezes, Meltons, etc., in almost every conceivable shade and color, including the popular Oxford--coats that were made to sell at $16.50 and $15, for $12.50
DON'T GO AWAY without seeing the finer ones. Let us show you the TANFORAN and OCEANIC. If you are looking for style you can see it all in these, $20, $25, $28 and $30.
THE SQUARE.
ains One Month's Treatment. If your drug
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all information, address
RING[OO., 1333-1335 E. Franklin St., Richmo
PREPARATION. WRITE AT ONCE FOR
ERS' REGISTER THE CLEVELAND, TERMINAL
NELSON MANUFACTURING CO., 1833-1835 E. Franklin St., Richmond, Va.
Trains on all roads run on Standard Time. "THE ST. LOUIS LIMITED"
Leaves—CLEVELAND, 8:00 A. M. (Daily).
Arrives—INDIANAPOLIS, 3:10 P. M.
Arrives—ST. LOUISE, 9:45 P. M., same night.
Arrives—KANSAS CITY, 7 next morning.
With Fine Vestibule Coaches, Drawing Room and Dining Cars to Indianapolis and St. Louis, also Coach and Parlor Cars to Columbus and Cincinnati. One of the fastest and finest trains in the country.
5 Fast Trains to Columbus, 4 to Cincinnati, with Sleeping and Dining Cars.
(*Daily)
Trains from and to Cleveland. Leave. Arrive.
*Col. Cin. Ind. & St. Louis. 3:35 a.m. 1:50 a.m.
*Col. Intermediate & Intermediate. 7:00 a.m. 6:30 p.m.
*St. Louis Ltd. Ind. Col. Cin. 8:00 a.m. 10:25 p.m.
*Col. Spring'd. Day. Ind.
Cin. 12:35 p.m. 2:55 p.m.
*Indianapolis & St. Louis. 1:15 p.m. 2:30 p.m.
Gallon to Cleveland. 9:00 a.m.
To Gallon and Columbus. 4:00 p.m.
Cleveland Union Station.
Pennsylvania Lines
Foot of Bank Street.
TICKET OFFICES at Union Station, Euclid Av. and
Woodland Av. Stations.
New City Ticket at Euclid Av. Cor. Public Sq.
THROUGH TRAINING AS FOLLOWS BY CENTRAL TIME
*Daily.* *Daily except Sunday.*
NICKEL PLATE.
The New York Chicago & Louis R.R.
All trains stop at Edison avenue, Broadway
and Pearl street. City ticket office 106 Superior
rreetreet Tel Malea R.K. All trains arrive and
depart from Van Buren St., Union Passenger
Station, Chicago.
Eastward. Arrive. Depart.
No. 6. Standard Express. 9 55 am. 10 11 am.
No. 4. Eastern Express. 2 06 am. 2 15 am.
No. 2. Nickel Plate Ex. 8 12 pm. 8 21 pm.
Westward. Arrive. Depart.
No. 1. Western Express. 4 46 am. 4 36 am.
No. 3. Standard Express. 7 09 pm. 7 29 pm.
No. 4. Nickel Plate Ex. 11 13 am. 11 26 am.
Local Freight. 42 36 pm. 40 45 pm.
Daily, except Sunday. All express daily. Through sleepers on all trains, Chicago, Buffalo, New York, and Boston. Unexcelled dining cars and depot restaurants operated by the company.
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From Cleveland to
Akron Columbus & Cincinnati
Indianapolis & St. Louis
Milwaukee & Columbus
Col. Cin. Ind. & St. L.
FRIDAY SATURDAY ND OVERCOATS the end of the season.
'S OVERCOATS
a baggy, hard-to-get kinds, or
t and lengths. Choose from
Friezes, Meltons, etc., in al-
vivable shade and color, in-
ar Oxfords--coats that were
$3.50 and $15, for
2.50
WAY without seeing the finer
ones. Let us show you
and OCEANIC. If you are
you can see it all in these,
$30.
ON CO.
33 and 35 Euclid Ave.
E.
yos
AFTER USING.
It's Treatment. If your druggist does
or we will mail it to any address, se-
address
-1835 E. Franklin St., Richmond, Va.
WRITE AT ONCE FOR TERMS
STER
d Time.
THE CLEVELAND, TERMINAL & VALLEY R. R. CO.
(B. & O. SYSTEM)
Depot foot of South Water street. City office
241 Superior street.
Arrive. Depart.
Valley Jc. & Way Stations. *6 20 pm *7 15 am
Wheeling & Chicago.....*9 25 pm *7 15 am
Akron, Canton & Pittsburg *9 23 pm *11 24 am
Akron, Canton & Wheeling *10 01 am *3 25 am
Akron, Canton & Chicago. *8 03 am *6 29 am
Akron, Canton, Marietta *2 10 pm *11 00 am
Wash Baitha and Phila. *10 15 am *2 00 pm
Daily except sunday. *Daily.
Baltimore, City sleeps in parking care between
Cleveland and Cakaukee. (Cleveland,
Pittsburg, Washington and Baltimore
J. E. GALBRAH TRAIN Manager)
Cleveland, Lorain & Wheeling R'y
VALLEY DEPOT. Depart. Arrive.
Cleve. & Wheeling Ex.... 7 28 am 12 00 m
Cleve. & Wheeling Ex.... 1 35 pm 6 00 m
Cleve. Uhrichville Ac.... 5 10 pm 9 50 am
Sunday trains between Cleveland and
Uhrichville arrive at 9:50 a.m. m and 6:00 p.m.
Depart at 7:20 a.m. m and 6:00 p.m.
CLAIRVOYANT
AND ASTROLOGIST.
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Mrs. Henry Taylor and son Harold, of Sterling avenue, returned Tuesday morning from a two weeks' visit in St. Louis, Mo.
Communion will be held at Shiloh church Sunday. The grand rally held last Sunday was continued to Sunday, December 1, when it is hoped the balance of the $350 will be raised. Rev. White preached at the church Sunday morning and Rev. J. C. Grinnell, D. D. (white). president of the C. B. C. M. S., in the evening.
Miss Sadie Williams, of Blaine street, who died Wednesday, November 20, was buried Saturday from Shiloh church, Rev. E. D. Dandridge officiating.
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The home of Mr. Geo. Queen, 31 Livingston street, was entered by thieves Saturday night and $7 in money taken. Geo. Harris, 40 Hackman street, one of the victims of the recent explosion at the blast furnace on Broadway, died from his injuries last Monday.
Mr. Basil E. Ray leaves to-day for Grand Rapids, Mich., to accept the headwaitership of the Lakeside hotel. The editor of The Gazette was so seriously ill this week with grip as to incapacitate him for work. We wish him a speedy recovery. For Sale-Three beautiful hanging lamps, one refrigerator, one cupboard or book case (in two parts), single bed and other household furniture, very cheap. Call at once at No. 674 Sterling avenue.
Mrs. Coates Resigns.
Springfield, O.—A musicale under the management of Mr. Charles Fry was rendered at the Second Baptist church Monday night. The cornet solo by Mr. Alston, piano solo by Miss Elizabeth Williams and violin solo by Mr. Swain were highly appreciated. Mr. Calvin Craig is quite ill.—Mrs. Grace Wilborn is having serious trouble with her eyes.—Miss Homazella Jackson is better.—A musicale under the management of Mrs. C. A. Vivian was rendered at the city hall Wednesday evening. The Henderson sisters, of Dayton, sang some beautiful selections.—Mr. Shivers is better. Mr. James Brown is visiting in the southern part of the state.—A reception for Rev. Arnett was held at North St. A. M. E. church Thanksgiving evening.—Fifty persons went on the traction car to Urbana Friday night and attended the entertainment given by the Schavers Co. at Second Baptist church.—Mrs. Coates resigned her position as clerk in the People's Shoe Store to accept a position in Xenia. Mr. Alvin Calman is her successor.—Miss Myrtle Quisinbury has been very ill.—Mr. Sam Ingram has gone to New York.—A reception was held at the Second A. M. E church Thanksgiving in honor of their pastor.—Miss Imogene Parsons is ill.—Miss Nellie White entertained the Eureka club Monday night. The next meeting will be on Monday night, December 9, at Miss Charlotte Love's.
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A Night Express Train on the Nickel Plate Road.
A change of schedule for departure of trains from Chicago on the Nickel Plate Road, effective Sunday night, Nov. 17th, provides a convenient Express Train for Ft. Wayne, Findlay, Fostoria, Cleveland, Erie, Dunkirk, Buffalo, New York City, Boston and all points East. Leaving Chicago daily at 11:20 p. m., reaching all points East of Buffalo same time as heretofore. Reaching Ft. Wayne at 4:05 a. m. Fostoria 6:49 a. m., Bellevue 7:50 a. m., Cleveland 10:20 a. m., Erie 2:15 p. m., Buffalo 5:20 p. m. All other trains will arrive and depart as formerly. For further information apply at any ticket office of the Nickel Plate Road or E. A. Akers, C. P. & T. A., Cleveland, O. 242
Cheap Excursion to Chicago.
December 2d, 3d and 4th the Nickel Plate Road will sell tickets to Chicago and return at very low rates for the National and International Live Stock Exposition. Return limit Dec. 6th. All of these excursion tickets to be presented by holders to the Joint Agent to be stamped before returning. For particulars consult any agent of the Nickel Plate Road, or E. A. Akers, C. P. & T. A. Cleveland, Ohio.
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PITH AND POINT.
Some men are so low that they are a nuisance even in jail.—Atchison Globe.
When a man is too proud to beg and too honest to steal he hunts up a grocer who can be persuaded to trust him.—Chicago Daily News.
The Bachelor—"But you should remember the old maxim: 'Marry in haste and repent at leisure.'" The Benedict—"Oh! a man doesn't have any leisure when he's married."—Philadelphia Record.
"There is one respect at least in which fishing is a good deal safer sport than hunting." "How is that?" "We don't make any fatal mistakes hooking up men who happen to look like fish."—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
No Mixed Drinks.—"Did the prisoner indulge in objurgations?" asked the young attorney of the witness. "No, sir," replied the latter. "I never knew him to take anything but whisky."—Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. "I have a great scheme!" exclaimed the new clerk to the department store manager. "What is it?" asked the manager, listlessly. "Why, to charge admission to our bargain sales!" replied the new clerk, enthusiastically.—Boston Post.
Not Explicit.—Mary—"When George took me to a stylish restaurant for supper last night he said I had the appetite of a bird." Ann—"He did? But he didn't explain whether he meant a canary or an ostrich, I suppose?" — Philadelphia Evening Bulletin.
A Boomerang.—Tess—"I told Miss Sharpe what you said about her sewing-circle; that you would not join because it was too full of stupid nobodies." Jess—"Did you? What did she say to that?" Tess—"She said you were mistaken; that there was always room for one more."—Philadelphia Press.
WIN PORTO RICAN BRIDES.
Success of Americans in Lovemaking There Despite Numerous Obstacles.
Americans in Porto Rico are winning victories in love as they did in war. The Spanish customs of safeguarding the maidens of the island were obstacles at first, but Americans remembered that "faint heart ne'er won fair lady," and an increasing number of weddings testify to their success, says the New York Sun. Fortunately, this form of invasion of the island by the new American brothers from the north is not resented by the natives. The San Juan News says of it:
"While the American government has been reforming the island administration along American lines, and our business men have been diverting their attention from the old to the new world, the American and Porto Rican people have not been backward in amalgamating along domestic lines. While the older ones have been readjusting government and business, the Porto Rican and American youth have been making love.
"The American man who seeks a Porto Rican wife has not been allowed to tie the nuptial knot without the usual difficulties, however. In fact, it may be said that only true love could surmount the new obstacles thrown in his way, those with which he never struggled at home. "But where there is love there is will and therefore a way and the number of intermarriages is remarkable. Although the number of Americans on the island is small the News is constantly recording these most praiseworthy events tending to harmonize the relations between the people of the island and the mainland.
"Gradually the customs of the island and of America in lovemaking and courting are each giving way to each other and what was once thought improper or indiscreet is now the rule.
"The liberties commonly allowed the young people in the United States is the main ground of objection by the islanders. As Americans express it an islander believes in keeping his daughter under lock and key until her custody is safely turned over to her husband and then he imprisons her and pockets the key.
"On the contrary the Porto Ricans are shocked at the freedom allowed American girls and hastily conclude that they are guilty of great breaches of the universal code of ethics and violate the law of propriety in every act.
"Nevertheless this custom of self-reliance in the United States has built up a most formidable sentiment of respect for the American girl in all places and at all times.
"The intermarrying of Americans and Porto Ricans is a sure road to the assimilation of the two peoples and to the long sought goal of contentment and happiness on the island."
A. Horsehoeing (Back)
A Horseshoeing "Parlor."
It has come to be the fashion to call any place of business a "parlor." For many months we have been surfeited with parlors of all descriptions, but it remained for the blacksmiths to lay on the last straw. The proprietor of a Fifty-third street shop took the lead in this direction. He painted out the commonplace sign by which he had hitherto advertised his trade to the public, and substituted the inscription: "Horseshoeing Parlors." The letters are large and gilt, on a black background, and are bound to attract attention to the novel "parlors," which, notwithstanding the high-sounding appellation, are the same old regulation blacksmith shops they always were.—N. Y. Times.
Civilization Drives Out Game.
The fur trade of Canada has long since sunk into insignificance, compared with its proportions half a century ago. The country decried by a French philosopher as a region of ice and snow, which France could well spare, is now famous as a large exporter of the best wheat and apples and other products which attest the richness of the soil and the favorable climatic conditions for the sustenance of human life. The fur trade has now lost the picturesque aspect it sometimes assumed during the French dominion and in the palmy days when the factors of the great company were lords of the north—Collier's Weekly.
FOREIGN GOSSIP.
Nearly 4,000 persons are accidentally drowned every year in England. Of these only 150 are skating accidents and 200 from bathing.
Russia and Austria are the only large European countries which produce more meat than they eat. Their yearly surplus amounts to 105,000 tons.
The record sturgeon has lately been caught in the Volga. It weighed 1,700 pounds. It yielded 220 pounds of caviare, and was valued altogether at £80.
The great Greenland glaciers are on an average 1,000 feet thick, and move 50 feet a day. Six of them yearly deliver into the sea four square miles of ice 1,000 feet thick.
Queen Margherita of Italy has the record among royalties of being able to read and write English, French German and Italian. She also knows Greek and Latin.
A Swiss teacher at Ecublens' had found 128 swallows' nests in 54 houses. There were 785 young ones, the average nest having five, though some had only three and a few had six.
Mr.Benjamin Dennison, head master of Peterborough British school, ir acknowledging a presentation from old boys, stated that during his 37 years' connection with the school he had not missed a single attendance and the school had never been closed for sickness.
DUE TO IGNORANCE.
How a Green Reporter Succeeded Where Trained Hands Failed to Get a Story.
"When I broke into the newspaper business," said the veteran New York correspondent of a big western daily, according to the Kansas City Journal, "I made a hit on my very first assignment, and, oddly enough my success was due entirely to my ignorance of my profession.
"I had long had an ambition to be a newspaper man, and when I was offered a position on a morning paper I jumped at the chance. It wasn't much of a position, and for several months I hung around the office waiting for the news assignments which did not come. Now and then I would be sent out to get material for an 'obit.' note on somebody who had died, or perhaps would have a chance at a late fire. But it was a red-letter day when I got more than ten lines into the paper. Still I turned up regularly every noon with the reporters and stood around waiting for that assignment.
"One day the city editor called me to his desk and gave me an anonymous postal card the paper had received calling attention to high assessments which had beer put upon property in a certain street He told me to look it up. It was one of those things where the chances for a story were about one in a million, but with that blissful ignorance which characterizes the 'cub reporter.' I started for the place.
"Not knowing anything about the methods of reporters, I canvassed that street from beginning to end—it was about two miles long—and, although I met with many rebuffs, I did get some stuff that was really good, although I did not know it a the time. When I came in I was told to write a column and a half, and by good luck I put the story in the proper form.
"The story suggested that great abuses had been perpetrated by certain city officials, and after it was printed the next day two of the old reporters were sent out to follow it up. They came back without anything, and I was ordered out again. By following my method of the previous day I secured enough additional matter for another story, the paper opened a fight on the officials in question and for several days that was our leading story.
"That was my start. Not many years afterward I became the night city editor of the same paper. It was ignorance, pure unadulterated ignorance of reporters' methods that yielded my first story, but I had sense enough to discover very soon after that the same thing would not carry me any farther."
Special Hunters' Rates.
Beginning November 9, until November 30, the Nickel Plate road will sell hunters' tickets to parties of three or more traveling together to McComb or Payne, or stations between these points, to So. Whitley or Willvale, or stations between these points, at one fare for the round trip. Return limit December 2. Obtain detailed information from nearest agent of the Nickel Plate road, or E. A. Akers, C. P. & T. A., Cleveland, O.
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ALBRO H. C. SMITH "THE GAZETTE."
GLEVELAND. OHIO.
(Being the Soliloquy of a Farmer on the Free Raw Sugar Question.)
“Thar’s a mighty ot er talkin’ about farmers 'n thar rights,
*N the wonderful prosperity thet beet growin’ invites.
‘Thar’s er heap of foolish crowin’ ’n the “beats” begin ter shout
*N holler fer the Tariff ter keep free raw sugar out!
But I notis thet the beet-producin’ farms are very few,
An’ the farmers through the country aint got much ef it ter dew.
‘The hull land aint a-raisin’ beets, 'n aint goin’ ter begin,
Beet growin’s right fer sum, I guess—but, whar dew J cum in?
‘The farmer gits four dollars now fer every ton o’ beets—
A hansum price, I must allow—but hidin’ sum deceits.
Beet sugar manyfacterers admit es they hev found
“Thet “granylated” costs ’em sumthin’ like tew cents a pound.
In fact thet leaves a profit on which they'd greatly thrive—
And—if it kin be sold fer three, why should we pay 'em FIVE?
It seems ter me es thet’s a game thet’s mighty like a skin—
But—if thar’s any benefit—waal—whar dew J cum in?
‘When Uncle Sam's in want 0’ cash we're glad ter help him out,
*N we'll stand all the taxes thet are needed, never doubt,
But when his pocket-book’s well lined an’ ravy cent he lacks,
Et seems ter me his duty’s ter repeal thet sugar tax.
“Them fellers wot is interested sez it’s to protect
“The beet-producin’ farmer thet the duty they collect,
But I guess thet explanation es a little bit too thin—
“The sugar maker,—Ac’s all right;—but—whar dew we cum in?
“Take off raw sugar duty an’ the price will quickly fall,
“To everybody's benefit, fer sugar’s used by all.
‘The poor will bless the Government thet placed it in thar reach—
('N millions of our citizens free sugar now beseech)
‘The dealer "Il be delighted—less expenditure fer him—
“More demand 'n bigger profits—which at present are but slim.
An’ the farmer 'Il be as well paid as he ever yet hes ben—
But he'll buy his sugar cheaper—thet’s whar he an’ I'll cum in,
“Now, whar's the sense er reason of the sugar tax to-day,
‘When our treasury’s a-bulgin’ an’ we hev no debts ter pay?
“The duty on raw sugar’s Fifty million every year—
An’ the people's got ter pay it—thet's a fact thet's very clear.
Fifty million! Great Jerusha! Ter protect beet magnates, too,
‘Why shonid they tax ALL, the people—just ter help a scattered FEW?
And the FEW ? Beet-sugar MAKERS! Don’t it really seem a sin
"Thus ter help an’ fill thar coffers? Whar dew you an’ I cum in?
‘Phe farmer growin’ beets hes got a contract price fer years,—
¥ ree raw sugar wouldn't hurt him, an’ of it he has no fears,
But mebbe, like myself—he's also growing fruit so nice—
Ter preserve it—at a profit—he needs sugar—at a price!
‘Lhe repealing of the duty, surely cuts the price in two—
Thet'll make a mighty difference, neighbor, both ter me an’ you!
Let the sugar manyfactrer make such profits as he kin—
‘Ter him it may seem right enuff—but whar dew I cum in?#
An’ L aint agoin’ ter swaller ail the argyments they shout
“Thet the farmers need protection—an must bar raw sugar out.
Common sense is plainly showin’ that the people in the land
Want raw sugar free in fature—an’ its treedom will demand.
“Tis a tax no longer needed—hateful to the public view,—
‘Taxing millions of our people to enrich a favored few.
“They can’t blind me any longer with the foolish yatns they spin,—
‘While they're busy makin’ money—whar dew you and I cum in? -
I'm agoin’ ter keep on hustlin’, talkin’, pleadin’ with my frends,—
Aint no sefse in lettin’ others gain thar selfish privet ends.
I'm agoin’ ter write termorrer to my Congressman 'nd say
“Thet he oughter do his best ter kill that tax without delay!
Feller-farmers, do your utmost— whether you grow bects or not—
‘To repeal the tax on sugar—you can ‘but improve your lot! ‘
‘Cheaper sugar helps your pocket, greater blessings you can win—
‘When we've three-cent granylated—that's whar you an’ Icum in!
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Her Logic,
He—You will admit that man is the most
seasible of all animals?
She—M'il adimit that he thinks he is. It is
for that reason it is so easy for a woman to
make a fool of him.—Boston Times.
Best tor the Bowels,
No matter what ails you, headache to a
gancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. Cascarets help nature,
‘ure you without a gripe or pain, produce
“tasy, natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back.
‘Cascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put
in metal boxes, every tablet has C.C.C,
samped on it. Beware of imitations.
When a fool hen takes a notion to sit
he doesn’t care whether there are any cae
im the nest or not, and some men are built
qu the same plan.—Chicago Daily News.
Stops the Cough and Works
Off the Cold
Eaxative Bromo QuinineTablets. Price 25c.
Opportunity doesn’t have to knock more
thaw once at any man's door, No matter
bow many she finds out, she is sure to find
@omebody in.—Brooklyn Life.
“a There, is no trick in dyeing, You can
. it just as well as anyone if you use
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. "Boiling
“the goods for half an hour is all there is
0 it. Sold by druggists, 10c. package.
‘The one prudence of life is concentreticn.
—Emerson,
«I do not believe Piso’s Cure for Co:
@ion bas an equal for coughs and colds.
Sohn F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind., Feb.
$5 1900.
| "Phe girl who prides herself on her self-
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Bist smack when the right man asks for it.
—Town Topics.
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She--So you don’t like these Wagner con-
certs?
He—Well, they have one redeeming fea-
ture. They're so loud you can't hear the
man next to you whistling his accompani-
ment.—Philadelphia Times.
St, Jacobs Oil for Chest-Colds, Bron-
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An outward application for bronchial dif-
ficulties is many times far more effective
than syrups, cough mixtures, cod liver oil
&c., simply because it penetrates through
to the direct cause, which is, as a rule, an
accumulation of matter or growth tightly
adhering to the bronchial tubes.
St. Jacobs Oil, possessing as it does those
wonderful penetrating powers, enables it
to loosen these adhesions and to induce free
expectoration. Cases have been known
where, expectorations have been examined
after St. Jacobs Oil has been applied, and
the exact formation was clearly shown,
where the adhesions had been removed or
pulled off the bronchial tubes. All irrita-
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the bronchae is quickly removed by the
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cobs Oil. In cases of croup and whoop-
ing cough in children St. Jacobs Oil will be
found superior to any other remedy.
St. Jacobs Oil is for sale throughout the
world. It is clean to use—not at all greasy
or oily, a8 its name might imply. For thew
matiam, gout, sciatica, neuralgia, cramp,
pleurisy, lumbago, sore throat, bronchitis,
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pains in the back, pains in the shoulders,
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“He is dying yery calmly,” observed the
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"So like John,” softly spoke the pros:
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going man.”—Baltimore American.
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A Shickshinny, Pa., man claims to
have discovered perpetual motion.
| There is a herd of elk in Routt
county, Col., numbering nearly 500.
The potato crop of the United
| States in 1900 was 210,926,897 bushels,
worth on the farm $90,811,167.
Eugene Carsey, of Sioux City, Mo.,
85 years old, is cutting his third set of
tecth.
All persons found playing cards in
‘railway cars in Russia are subject to
heavy penalties.
| If the surface of the globe were per-
fectly level water would cover it to the
dept of two miles
_ Vienna has a school for waiters with
a three years’ course. Among the sub-
jects taught is French.
The river Dee in Scotland has had
more poems written in its honor than
any other stream in the British Isles.
_ Italy owns the three largest church-
es in the world—St. Peter's, Rome;
‘the Duomo, Milan, and St. Paul's, at
Rome.
Manitoba and northwestern farmers
'will have — $30,000,000 distributed
among them when their crops are mar-
_keted this fall.
| Lubeck, a free city of the German
Empire, has reasserted its right to
| mint its own coins, a privilege in abey-
ance since 1801.
| Pupils in the schools of Saxony are
required to commit to memory 291 bi
| blical verses and 198 verses of hymns,
| in addition to the catechism.
| At Eucla, in Australia, a subter-
ranean lake has been found at a depth
| of 300 feet with a comparatively in-
exhaustible supply of water.
The lowest tide in any large sea is
in the Mediterranean. At Toulon
there is about nine inches, which is
|the average for the whole Mediter-
| Yanean.
| B. Eldredge, the millionaire sewing
achine manufacturer of Belvidere,
Ill, owns a rare variety of carnation
producing a single bloom for which he
paid $1,750.
Manchuria, of which we get flashes
| of news, 1s a level, well watered, dense-
|ly crowded region in the highest state
| of cultivation, with scarcely an acre
| not planted and hand cultivated.
| Competitive hunting is still indulged
|fn in the Southern Adirondaks. At
|a recent meeting in Boonville an or-
| ganization of sportsmen was formed
| with the object of promoting the sport.
It is related of Hall Caine, the nov-
elist, that he once worked in the Laxey
‘ead mines, in the Manx mountains, in
place of a young man who was ill, to
keep the young fellow’s position for
him.
The marigold is a little weather
prophet. If the day is going to be fine
the flower opens about 5 or 6 o'clock
[in the morning, but if wet weather is
in store the marigold does not open
| at all.
| Four hundred thousand barrels of
apples, worth $1,000,000, were received
\In the St. Louis market during Octo-
|ber of this year to the further fame
|and greater glory of Missouri’s big red
apple.
The trade and wealth of Canada are
[increasing far more rapidly than its
population. With only one-fifteenth
| of the population, Canada has a trade
| of more than one-sixth of that of the
| United States.
| It was William Pitt who originated
| the income tax in Great Britain in
|1798 as a war tax. The Napoleonic wars
| were fought with it. From that time
| to this it has been the resort of all
ministries to meet war expenditures,
| A boat carrying six persons has been
| towed on the Mozelie by a Malay kite
| six and one-half feet long. Headway
| was made against a somewhat rapid
| current, and the traction could have
| been increased by adding more kites.
| A novel suggestion for starting deli-
| sate plants has been made known by a
| Prench gardener. He sets the seed in
‘some earth laid in half an egg shell
| instead of a little pot; the shell, which
has a small hole in it to permit of
| draining, is placed in a box of damp
mold. When the time arrives for
| transplanting all that need to be done
(Is to break the shell.
| The attempt is being made on some
western game preserves to plant the
\wild turkey. The birds are trapped,
land their wings are clipped. Some-
| times they are allowed to breed with
tame birds. The young then show less
“Inclination to wander, but are not so
good for purposes of sport, and lack
|the delightful flavor for which the
wild ancestor is famous.
| The chameleon spider is one of
those spiders which do not spin webs.
It sits among the yellow petals of the
black-eyed daisy, with which it is very
much alike in color, and when a but:
terfly flits along springs out and seizes
ft with a bound like that of a tiger.
Thus the stock of butterflies whose
caterpillars are ruinous to orchards
and gardens is kept down.
The government obtains about one-
half its revenue by taxes upon whisky,
beer, tobacco and cigars and other
forms of internal taxes, and the oth-
er half upon taxes that are levied up-
on goods imported into the country.
Prof. Loeffler, of Greifswald, serious-
ly discussed In the Friednau Medical
Weekly the possibility of curing cancer
by blood from sufferers from malaria
He advocates universal trials of this
| method in al! hospitals. The idea is
not new. Prof. Trinka, of Hungary,
having remarked as far back as 1775,
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W. L. Douglas $3.00 and 83.50 shoes freiriz acieiah
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ee Der ee a ee “Wy. 1. DOUGLAS. Brockton, Mass.
Makes It Too Eary.
“Yes,” said the lawyer, “business is
bad.”
“What's the reason?” asked the casual
caller.
1'The new bankruptey law,” was the re-
ply,
“What's that got to do with it?”
“Why, it enables a man to beat his cred-
‘itors without going to the trouble of hiring
@ lawyer to help him do it.”—Chicago Post.
Doesn't Soil a White Vest,
The Lackawanna route from New York
to Buffalo and the West has been making
the announcement that one might travel
the whole length of its road, and not soil
a white vest. The writer tried this the
other day and sure enough the trip on the
Lackawanna Limited left his linen in bet-
ter condition than it would have been after
a day's running about in the city. The
value of such service to ladies is obvious.
This unique service is made possible be-
cause hard coal is used exclusively in the
Passenger service. It is useless to speak of
the scenery of the mountains as we traverse
them all bray a relief from the dull
monotony of the flat country and its weari-
‘some sameness, It’s the luxury of travel.—
‘The Evangelist.
F Sinton tian.
A New Jersey man, who was worried be-
eause he felt that he could not provide prop-
erly for his wife and five children, tried to
solve the problem by cutting his throat.
Some men will go to almost any extremes to
make things pleasant for the family. —
Washington Post.
Persons contemplating a journey East or
‘West should be careful that the rates Ret
for their transportation do not exceed those
charged by the Nickel Plate Road.
This company always offers lowest rates
and the service is efficient. Careful at-
tention is given to the wants of all first
and second class passengers by uniformed
colored attendants. The dining car service
of the Nickel Plate Road is above criticism
and enables the traveler to obtain meals
at [aad thirty-five (35) cents to $1.00 but
no higher. EB
The Pullman service is the usual high
grade standard. Semi-weekly transconti-
ental tourist. cars ply between Atlantic
and Pacific Coasts. Confer with nearest
agent of the Nickel Plate Road.
God is on the side of virtue; for whoever
dreads punishment suffers it, and whoever
deserves it dreads it—Colton.
The Grip of Pneumonia may be warded off
with Hale’s Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The gifted bride is the one that gets the
presents.—Philadelphia Record.
Profit is always honored even in its own!
country.—Chicago Daily News.
Eee a |
Some people are natural born artists at
drawing conclusions.—Atchison Globe. |
—_ « ——
"The busy bee is able to keep busy with.
out advertising, but he is in an exceptional
line of business.—Puck.
——-
| When a man is good at telling “funny'
stories,” it often happens that he isn’t good
for much else.—Atehison Globe.
| ——— oe -
When the candidate clouds the issue it
is to be presumed that he is looking for the
silver lining to the cloud.—Puck.
| Search any girl who is on the programme
for a song, and you,will find that she is load-
ed for an encore—Atchison Globe.
_As soon as some people are clothed in a
little brief authority they feel it their duty
to appear on dress parade.—Indianapolis
News.
The man who tells his children what a
tough time he had of it when he was their
age usually acts as if he held them personal:
ly responsible.—Indianapolis News.
Mrs. Keepinhouse.—“Are you sure this
bread is fresh?” Baker—‘Sure, sna’am.
“It isn’t yesterday's?” “No, indeed. Why,
this is tormorrow’s bread."—Philadelphia
Record.
ee eee eee a ne eel ot
egotism.” She—"Indeed?” He—“Yes; I
think about myself a great deal too much.”
She—"Oh, that isn’t egotism! That’s mere-
ly the ustial human tendency to worry over
trifles.”—Glasgow Times.
——
Nurvy—I want you to take a couple of
tickets for our club’s benefit at the
opera house.” E. Z. Mark-—“But I woudn’t
go to an affair oF that sort.” Nurvy-—"You
jon’t have to. All you've got to do is just
to buy the tickets.” —Philadelphbia Press.
SAVED BY TWO PUMPKINS.
How the Twin Sisters Used Them t
Scare the Murderous Savages.
This is the season of the “Jack-o'-
lantern,” and a story told by the Chi-
cago Advance, although it deals with
an incident which took place nearly
200 years ago, is therefore timely. It
is the story of Prudence and Endur-
ance Place, two girls who lived in the
Cocheco valley, New Hampshire.
At that time the country from
Portsmouth to Ossipee was an un-
broken wilderness, and settlers were
few. The Place family lived in a log
house in a small clearing. Indians
occasionally called at the house, and
Mr. Place always treated uhem cour-
teously, and never sent them away
empty-handed.
When Prudence and Endurance,
twin sisters, were 14 years old, Mr.
and ‘Mrs, Place, with the younger
children, went on a visit to Ports-
mouth, leaving the twins to keep
house. During the first day of their
home-keeping the girls gathered the
big yellow pumpkins from the field
and laid them in a pile near the back
door.
While resting from their work they
amused themselves by -utting two
‘hideous Jack-o'-lanterns’ from large
pumpkins, each seeking to outdo the
‘other in making the most grotesque
face. They stuck the two heads on
poles, fixed candles inside, and made
ready to astonish their father on his
return by showing the grinning faces
at the window,
While Endurance prepared the sim-
ple supper and set the house to rights
for the night, Prudence went out to
drive home the cow and the sheep. She
had to go farthér than she expected,
and as she passed a clump of tree:
was startled to see three indians on
the other side, talking earnestly, ges
ticulating and pointing now and then
toward the log house in the clear.
ing.
The girl was alarried. Turning back
without allowing herself to be seen,
she hurried homeward and told her
sister what she had discovered.
“They have found out that father
and mother are away, and they are
coming here to steal, and perhaps t
kitl us,” the two said to each other.
For a minute the frightened girls
did not know what to do. The Jack-o’
lanterns were lying in a corner of the
room, and like an inspiration it came
to Endurance that with these hor.
rible, grinning faces they might scare
away the Indiang
Near the back door was a pit, used
for storing potatoes, and now cov.
ered with boards and brush. ‘Taking
their Jack-o'-lanterns, the two girls
scrambled into the hole, and con
cealed the entrance by drawing the
boards and brush back into place.
After what seemed hours of waiting
and listening, they heard stealth
steps about the house, which was i
total darkness. Listening intently
they heard the Indians in the garden
evidently searching for them.
Now was the moment for action
The candles were lighted in the Jack
o’-lanterns, and the hideous head:
thrust up through the brush. The In
dians waited for only one glimpse
Fuled with superstitious terror anc
believing that they had seen devils
they fied in such haste that Prudence
and Endurance, when they venturec
from their place of concealment it
the morning, found a tomahawk anc
three eagle feathers in the garder
path.
The spot was ever afterward re
garded by the Indians with supersti
tious awe. Not one of them wa:
ever known to approach the log hous
of the Places again.
No Value.
Freddie—Can’t you give me something
for my head?
Doctor—Wouldn’t take it as a gift—Chi-
cago Daily News.
If a man should wear his pants so long
that he had to hold them up when crossing
a street wouldn’t the women laugh at him?
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PROFESSOR DEFENDS FASHION.
Chicago University Teacher Deals
Psychologically with the Modern
Social Lite.
That fashion is necessary to and
formative of social life and that
George Washington was one of the
early exponents of fashion—these
statements were made the other day
by Prof. George E. Vincent, of the
University of Chicago, in an addresss
before the Daughters of the Amer-
iean Revolution. ‘The subject was
“The Psychology of Fashion.” He
said that efforts to break down the
barriers of fashion such as are at-
tempted in the church sociables were
dismal failures. Persons who insist
on ultra conyentionalism he referred
to as snobs, and others, who, because
they are self-conscious and unable to
fit into the social structure, ridicule
fashion, were designated as boors.
“The basis of fashion im this coun-
try,” declared Prof. Vincent, “is com-
petitive imitation, Each person, in
whatever station of life, but more
particularly in the upper and mid-
dle classes, attempts to outdo a
neighbor in the style of garments and
architecture of manners laid down by
knee Sancete ©
High Qualification,
“Can he cook?” asked the proprietor of
the restaurant.
“Cook?” echoed the caller, who was root
ing for a friend out of a job, “Can he cook”
Say, I’ve seen that man make four squat
pies out of one old pigeon!”--Chicago Trib
une.
Hard to Identify,
“That is Jimmy's hair,” said the Foot-
ball Player, laying out, hig trophies after
the game, “and this is Billy's nose, and this
is ‘Tom's ear, and this eyebrow belongs ¢
young Rusher, but | can’t identity this
finger to save me.”’—Baltimore American.
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What's the Unset
The captain of a down-town Salvation
Army corps noticed the other day that one
of the most zealous women of his flock
had been absent from meeting several times
in succession. He sent her a note of in-
quiry and received in reply the following
pathetic letter:
“Dear Captin: It ain't no Spirrital trou-
ble—praise god, I’m all right there, but it's
becaus I got a bad cold & my Nose runs
Now they ain't no use goin’ to meeting
and praying when your Nose runs and spoile
all youre enjoyment. So Glory to god.
good Bye —N. ¥. Times
AS = STAR,
“Dost love me, George!” she whispered.
“Sweetheart,” he answered, fondly, “you
are the dearest thing on earth to me!”
Which was quite trae; for, what with
box anppere and carnations and chooslaten;
she got most of the young man's salary—
>an Francisco Bulletin.
Sized Him Up.
“A man is known by his works.” declared
the irresponsible reformer, who was ad-
lressing a lange and enthusiastic audience,
“Yours must be a gas works!” shouted #
jrade, uncultured person who occupied &
cack seat.—Baltimore Americna
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