Denver Star

MEETING WITH GREAT SUCCESS M. REV. A. M. WARD, Pastor Shorter A. M. E. Church, Den ver, Colorado. TWENTIETH YEAR MEETING W GREAT Monday night concluded the second quarterly meeting of Shorter A. M. E. church. It has by far been the most glorious quarter for years for during it was held the soul-stirring revival that brought 87 penitent converts and reclaimed Christians to the foot of the cross and added 76 to the church. The membership now numbers 476, a growth of 100 since the beginning of Rev. Ward's pastorate six months ago. An unusual feature of the revival meetings was that the --- DENVER, COLORADO, FRIDAY MARCH 20, pastor with such assistance as could be given from time to time by the local ministers, did the evangelistic work himself, having no special evangelists to assist. The results of the work done, with dozens of men and women saved, whose resolute turning to the church has awakened such rejoicing in the church as has not been known for years, amply justifies his judgment as to the best method of procedure. Continued on page eight State Historian & Natural History Society RIDAY MARCH 20, 1908 THE EUREKA SCORES S THE EUREKA SCORES SUCCESS --- 1908 Under the presidency of Raymond Clark, the Eureka Literary has again resumed its sessions after the revival meetings. Not one whit of interest has been lost in the society. All the officers were present to listen to the program so excellently rendered Tuesday night. The principal features of the program were the instrumental solo "Andrew's Nocturne," by his sister, Miss Andrews, who received a warm encore for her performance. The paper, "Mission of Today," by Dr. T. E. McClain was excellent for historical, practical and technical review and interpretation of events of nations. The Turley-Hicks duet, "Love Me and the World Is Mine," and the "None Such Quartet" caused the house to give them an ovation. The "Bon Bon Buddy," a semi-monthly literary journal, edited by Wayman Ward, produced great laughter and applause. A special program has been arranged for next Tuesday night and a large crowd is anticipated. The following program will be rendered at Scott M. E. church under the auspices of Mrs. Eva Tate, secretary, and Miss Helen Karr, treasurer, on Thursday, the 26th: Vocal solo, Mrs. Arlena Burms; piano solo, Mrs. Mae Byrd; vocal solo, Mrs. Clingman; mandolin selection, Chas. Gaskins; vocal solo, Mrs. J. W. Turley; reading, Mrs. Esther Morris; duet. Miss is Elsie von Dickersorn and Marie Jeter, and vocal solo, Clarence Clark. Fried oysters and other refreshments will be served. The None Such Boys will be present in a body. Miss Richardson, Miss Josephine Allen and Mrs. Elna Morgan have consented to be present and take FIVE CENTS A COPY KA SUCCESS care of the crowd. Owing to previous engagements Messrs. Harris and Jackson could not serve. ST. PATRICK SOCIAL. The Christian Endeavor assembled at the parsonage of Shorter church Monday night. The guests were confronted with beautiful decorations of red with a green background. The decorations of the rooms includes Irish personages, events, snakes, turtles, dogs, cats, frogs, aligators, fishes and teddy bears, together with the Molly McGuires and Bridget O'Ryans in their red waists and green skirts, and reflective of great ingenuity, art and taste upon Wayman Ward as chairman of the Social committee. The Parnells, Currans, Robert Emmett, O'Connell and O'Reilly were the notable personages there in company with "Queen Mab." Many funny and interesting games were played but everything was a hush when "Queen Mab," with flowing hair, tinselled with bright gems, sparkling and dancing with glee, as she came beneath the green electric light, where the four red and green lines coming from the corners intersected and made a bow. As she descended the steps and was so royally received by "King Parnell" in his elegant equippage, in the accustomed royal manner. The queen carried the riddles, conundrums and epigrams and distributed the questions and prizes. Miss Gertie Nichols and Mr. Wayman Ward were respectively the queen and king. Just as funny as the enigmas and prizes were just so funny and ludicrous was the menu, the result of the brain of Mr. Ward. Roll sand- Continued on page thirteen WAYS TO OVERCOME INSOMNIA. Poetical and Perhaps Practical Methods of Inducing Sleep. "What lulls me to sleep after everything else has been tried," said the first sufferer from insomnia, "is to think of a sunset, the sun just gone down like a dull red ball, the skies mellow, half golden, half lavender, soon to turn all lavender, which will soon be purple, getting slowly by and by darker and darker until it is the purple of night and the evening star has come out. By the time it begins to shine like a soft glow-worm in the dark soft rich purple I am asleep." "I think of a deep, soft, velvety curtain that has come down over everything that has worried me, come down between all the world and me," said the second sufferer. "I say to myself: 'Now there is nothing before me but this beautiful thick, soft, dark curtain, and it is getting darker and darker. It is grayish purple now, it is deeper purple. See how soft it is. See how velvety it is. It is a deep, rich purple now. Now it is black, so black, so rich and heavy and velvety, so velvety—' And when it is quite black, so soft and deep and velvety that it rests the mind of my eye entirely, I fall asleep." EXPLAINED THE WHOLE THING. Note Was at Once Brief and Beautifully Comprehensive. A. J. Ulrich, traffic manager of the Keystone Telephone company of Philadelphia, has deleted the word "please" from the vocabulary of his exchange girls. They will hereafter say "ring off" instead of "please ring off," "call again" instead of "please call again," and so on. "The word 'please,'" Mr. Ulrich explained to a reporter, "was used in our telephone business 900,000 times a day. Allowing half a second for its utterance, that meant a daily waste of 125 hours. Why shouldn't all those hours be saved, saved for some better use? "You know," Mr. Ulrich went on, "I believe in few words. Wasted, superfluous words mean spoiled effects. What, for instance, could have been more telling, more effective, than the note, containing not a single superfluous or wasted word, that a man once wrote to his physician? "This note ran: "'Dear Doctor: I had a few words with my wife last evening. Please send me a bottle of lotion.'" Petitions to an Emperor. One of the most interesting features of the emperor's visit was the number of petitions which were, so to speak, thrown at him during his fortnight's stay. Scarcely once did his majesty drive out from the Hradschin without somebody attempting to present an appeal. Usually the petitioner was a small child and occasionally a woman. Most of the requests were for pecuniary assistance. The emperor was always extremely courteous, and when, as frequently happened, the letter missed the carriage and fell into the road he invariably ordered the coachman to stop while the document was brought to him. The household chancery is now dealing with something more than a hundred petitions thus unceremoniously presented. All of them are carefully investigated, and whenever it is possible something is done for the applicant.—Prague corve THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. Rustic Had His Own Idea About "Plowing the Seas." Daniel Maloney, the brave aeronaut who met his death at Santa Clara through the overturning of his aeroplane, has never any fear of aerial accidents. Maloney put his trust in proficiency. Before each ascension he studied every detail of the car; he tried every smallest mechanism. The young man always imputed aerial accidents to aerial ignorance. "The average aeronaut," he said one day, "is about as fit to run a flying machine as the Ceciltown farmer who crossed with Capt. Lampford was to sail a ship. "This farmer, the second day out, began to dislike the motion. His appetite disappeared, he had a slight headache, and he was pale and languid. "As he leaned over the rail disconsolately, watching with a slight shudder the rise and fall of the horizon, Capt. Lampford appeared. "Look here, Capt. Lampford,' said the farmer, 'you don't understand your business.' "The captain smiled. He was willing to humor this poor, seasick rustic. "I don't understand my business, eh?' he said. 'What is the trouble with me?" "Why, blame it all,' said the farmer, 'you ought to keep in the furrows.'" A publisher's reader drew forth his notebook. "A French masseur has written a novel in English," he said, "and submitted it to my house for publication. I read this novel last week. I copied a few sentences from it. Let me read you one or two of them." The man read these sentences: "Her hand was cold, like that of a serpent." "The artist wore a velvet jacket with pants of the same color." "There is a bright flush on your cheek," he whispered, "a flush as beautiful and red as a lobster." "Ha, ha,' be exclaimed in Spanish." "He paced the floor, his hands behind him, reading a newspaper." "As she was about to reply a door opened and closed her mouth." "She ran to open the portal, with her dear little feet pattering along the corridor." Why He Didn't Get It. A deckhand on one of the steamers plying between this city and the towns on the Hudson river told a good one. He made the acquaintance of a young woman in Albany this spring and they have become very good friends. She had occasion to write him a letter, but he never received it. The girl is a German. "Jimmy, why you not answer my letter?" she asked. "Why, I didn't receive any letter, Lena. Where did you address it?" "Why, to Mr. Blank, Hudson river." "Gee whiz, Lena, I guess I'll get that letter the next time I go in swimming."—Albany Journal. Mrs. W. H. Prince entertained the N. U. G. club last Thursday afternoon at the parsonage. The afternoon was spent in literary and art work. At the social hour dainty refreshments were served. 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Therefore persons will do well to conform to the easy regulations which govern matter for newspapers. Don't cuss the editor. Just look and see if you are not at fault. THE Denver Barber Supply Company E Is the best place for good Razors, Shears, Pocket Knives, Combs Brushes, Pomades and all toilet articles at Ravens, Ohio. She is now prepared to do the same work as is done in the originator's parlors. She is the sole agent for the famed preparation, "Poro." Address her at 2118 Arapahoe street, or phone Olive 1984. GIVE HER A CALL Established More than a Quarter of a Century. WHEN JEFFE?SON WAS HOST. Formal Dinners at White House Part taken of in Gloom. Jefferson was a methodical man, keeping account of all his expenditures, and the followed accounts kept while he was in the White House show that he spent $12,000 for liquors alone during his term of eight years, says a writer in the Home Magazine When we take into consideration the fact that glasses clinked merrily around the cabinet table as well as the dining table, and that an open buffet was kept for all callers, this amount is not surprising. Notwithstanding the low prices, Jefferson often spent as high as $50 on his small dinners, wine list not included, and he was most particular about his wines and brandies. Jefferson's state dinners were usually limited to about 40 guests. The large dining room was not considered finished, so when his guests were numerous he had a long table placed in the center of the great east room, and dismal enough it must have been, with its bare walls, many windows and draughts and insufficient light from the candles, which dropped wax tears at every wind which blew up from the Potomac. No wonder Jefferson and several of his successors looked forward dismally to the state affairs and cheerfully to the informal dinners. HUNT FOR A HANGMAN. Difficulty In Finding Some One to Execute a Murderer. The British army was once in difficulties through the lack of a hangman. Murder was committed by a soldier in the Crimea, but nobody could be found to carry out the sentence of the court-martial. It was announced that £20 and a free discharge would be granted to the man undertaking the task. At last a man volunteered. He was a newcomer to the army. On the night prior to the date fixed for the execution they locked up the hangman in a stable to keep him safe. In the morning the party at the gallows waited, but there was no hangman. He had gone mad during the night, or else he was now simulating madness. The officer in command turned to one of his captains with: "Captain, you will have the goodness to hang the prisoner!" The captain changed countenance, but he pulled himself together, and appealed to the sergeants with: "Which of you will hang this man?" And to spare his captain, one of the men volunteered. He afterward had the satisfaction of flogging the man who had volunteered and failed. Subscribers to this paper will please bear in mind that they will confer a favor on us by notifying us at once whenever the paper is irregular in delivery or is late. It is our fault that it does not leave this office, but the is ours or not, it can be corrected only by our being told. 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S PHARMACY AHOE STREET. 8230 MAIN. L, Physician and Surgeon SPECIALTY—WINES, ETC. OLD DRINKS, CIGARS, TOILET ART- LES, ETC. to any part of the city. Miss M. COWDEH. Hair Dressing PARLORS. Shampooling, cutting and curling. All hair work made to order. Hair tonics, scalp treatments, manicuring; stage wigs for rent for theatrical use or mask balls. Cheapest switches, 50 cents. Goods delivered out of the city. 1219 21st street. Denver, Colo. Phone 797 Olive. RTNER'S SONS Street. Phones Main 1364-1368 Havana Cigars Prop., "Lawrence Stephen Havana Cigars." Tom Clingman, Prop., "Tom Clingman" Props., "Shelburn & Collins" Havana Prop., "T. R. Herron" Havana Cigars. (2) Jims, Props., "Jim Jim" Havana Prop. "John Moore" Havana Cigars PAGE 11. Office Phone No. 1423. 'Phone Main 3230. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. GUNNISON, COLO., NEWS. Miss Irene Karr is indisposed this week. Mrs. Elizabeth Harvey is able to be out again. Harlow Karr is suffering with a severe sore throat. Mr. J. W. Lawrence has again resumed his duties as janitor at the First National bank. Mr. F. Shavers is having some repairing done to the interior of his barber shop. Mr. Robert French pased through our city Saturday from Ouray on his way to Salida. Mrs. Laura Lawrence was taken suddenly ill Saturday evening, but at this writing is some better. Mrs. Anna W. Shaffer passed through our city Sunday from Ouray on her way home to Denver. Mrs. Mary Karr is employed as laundress at the La Veta hotel in Mrs. Lawrence's place. GRAND JUNCTION NEWS. Mr. Charleston is able to be up again. Mr. and Mrs. E. Hines has moved in their home on the ranch. Mr. Wm. Lott, dining car porter on the Midland railroad, will spend one week vacation in our city. Misses O. Hines, M. Smith and Mr. Charles Marshall spent a pleasant evening Sunday boating. Mr. and Mrs. Nixon, musicians of the West, are now in our city for a few days and will play at the Novelty theater. Misses D. Newman, B. Price and Madame Jones, after automobiling Saturday evening, dined at the La Court hotel, report their savory quite pleasing. Mr. C. Cotwell, of Denver, spent an enjoyable day in our city Sunday, accompanied by Misses D. Newman, B. Price and Mr. Wm. Jones. Mr. and Mrs. J. Hines and Madame T. Miller had quite a pleasant trip Sunday to Mrs. Jim Harris' ranch 7 miles from the city. Mrs. Miller reports that horse-back riding is swell. Handy Chapel, A. M. E. church, was highly attended Sunday night. The pastor preached a wonderful sermon and everybody seemed to be enthused. Mesdames H. Pierson, N. J. Smith, T. P. Langon, and J. Brantley were pleasant callers at Mrs. Moor's, one of our new residents. The A. M. E. Sunday school contemplates having a good Easter program. All the children are invited to come and take a part. The Progressive Literary Society --- is doing nicely. Last Thursday even was the election of officers. Everybody is invited each Thursday evening at 8 o'clock. Mrs. A. Jones entertained last Wednesday the Carnation Art Club. Every member seemed to have enjoyed the walk out to their ranch. After the regular meeting a delicious Dutch luncheon was served. Visitors to the club were Miss Bettus and Madame Moore. Mrs. McKenny is on the sick list this week. The N. U. G. Club will meet with Mrs. Harry Badget next week. Mrs. Cooper was the guest of Mrs. James Scott last Sunday. Mrs. Harris, of Rocky Ford, was in our city last Sunday, the guest of her daughter, Mrs. Cooper. The Allen Literary Society will render a special program March 26. Everybody is cordially invited to be present. The N. U. G. Club met with Miss S. Starkey last Thursday at the residence of Mrs., John Marshall. Mrs. W. H. Prince wishes to thank the ladies who so pleasantly surprised her by presenting her the new spring hat. Club No. 3, of Hubbard Chapel, A. M. E. church, with Mrs. Zach Badget as president, will give a leap year social at the church next Wednesday evening. Everybody is cordially invited to come and enjoy the sumptuous repast. A number of ladies, namely, Mrs. J. W. Marshall, Mrs. James Scott, Mrs. Harry Badget, Mrs. Charles Lenox, Mrs. Wilford Davis, Mrs. Wm. Henderson, Mrs. J. Ecklebrett and Mrs. W. H. Berry, and Misses Ida Davis and Susie Starkey pleasantly surprised Mrs. Rev. W. H. Prince last Saturday by presenting her with a new spring hat. The "Trip Around the World," by Club No. 1, of Hubbard Chapel, with Mrs. James Scott as president, was the most unique and enjoyable affair of the season. Five countries were represented, namely: at the church we represented Old Mexico, at the home of Mrs. Z. W. Wilsons "Africa" and at the home of Mr. and Mrs. McKenny "Japan, at the home of Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Bland "Germany, and at Mrs. James Scott's residence United States. The entire trip was one joyous ovation. NOTICE. Anyone desiring Mme. C. J. Walker's wonderful hair-grower will find same at Mrs. R. Simpson's, 1050 Logan avenue. She is also agent for the Eureka Comb, which can be had for $1.50. Nothing excels it for straightening and beautifying the hair. The Grower can be had for 50 cents per box, pressing oil for 35 cents per box. THEIR ON WAY THEIR TO ATTEND GEORGE ROSS' "Musical Fete" Thursday March 26th Scott M. E. Church Admission 12c. If you miss this you miss it all "THE NEW CLUB" 2552 Washington Ave. ...Billiards and Pool... In Connection J. B. MOORE Mgr. Telephone York 1710 Denver, Colo When you advertise in THE STATESMAN you get results LARAMIE, WYOMING. On last Tuesday night Mrs. McDowell gave an old-fashioned "chittilin" supper, which was highly enjoyed. Mr. LeRoy Garland is in the city again after an absence of ane year. Mrs. McDowell has been on the sick list, but is reported better. Mrs. Armstrong is again in the city, coming here on account of illness. Her friends earnestly hope that she will entirely recover. Miss Carrie Burton has been elected chairman of the Inter-Collegiate committee of the Young Women's Christian Association. What was the matter with two of the brothers last Tuesday night? Either too many "chittilins" or too much "bring me back to J. F. Johnson." Ladies, we teach hair dressing, manicuring and massage. For particulars apply at Moler System of Colleges, 1229 17th st., Denver, Colo. HAVRE, MONT. Mr. Shelborne, of St. Paul, is in the city for an indefinite stay. Mr. Howard Porter, of Great Falls, is visiting this week. Mrs. Dan Johnson is quite ill at her home on Third street. Miss Sarah Pleasant was the guest of Mrs. P. C. Redd Friday. Mrs. M. Reed, who has been ill, is able to be out again. The Tin H. Club is progressing nicely with Miss Birdella Johnson as president. This club is an auxiliary of the A. M. E. church. Fort Assimiabone is to be re-garrisoned. The Twenty-fourth infantry, so it is reported, will be there after the 15th. Henry Elliott and Charlie Allen are entertainingetaoincmfwypetaoinp are entertaining the young people this evening, the occasion being their birthdays. We wish them both a long and happy life. The Misses Spaulding entertained Wednesday evening at cards in honor of Mr. Edward Porter, of Great Falls. Mrs. Tibbs served one of her delicious luncheons consisting of salad, olives, hot rolls, cake, pine apple ice and coffee. An enjoyable evening was spent by all. Those invited were: Mr. and Mrs. Barnes, Mr. and Mrs. Chester Redd, Mr. and Mrs. Reed, Mr. and Mrs. Codamus, Mr. and Mrs. Steward, Mr. and Mrs. Preston, Mrs. White, Miss Johnson, Messrs. Arthur Brown, Osborne, Mitchell and Chas. Conley. The marriage of Miss Margaret Ann Allsup, the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Thomas H. Allsup, to Paul Chester Redd, son of Rev. and Mrs. J. H. C. Redd, was solemnized on THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. Wednesday, March 4, at the A. M. E. church, the Rev. Liston, of the M. E. church, officiating. The attendants were Miss Lucy Parner and Arthur Brown. Mendelsohn's Wedding March was played by Miss Lorena Spaulding. The bride was given away by her father. She wore a pure white silk dress entrailed and carried a bunch of white carnations. The groom wore the conventional black. Owing to the high standing of both the bride and groom, the daughter of a retired army officer, the groom a graduate of the University of Arizona and a civil engineer, the church was crowded. Many whites witnessed the ceremony. The presents were beautiful and many, some coming from Nebraska and Arizona. We wish them a long and happy and prosperous life. The City Federation of Colored Women's Clubs held its regular monthly meeting at the residence of Mrs. M. E. Spratlin, Wednesday evening, March 4. Mrs. Alice Webb, president, presided. After the regular business of the organization was transacted a general discussion relative to the actual work to be accomplished by the Federation followed. Many very excellent suggestions along the line of club work were made and at an early date the organization will lay before the public the plans for the erection of some building that will reflect great credit as well as fill a long felt need in our city. The City Federation will hold a public meeting at Scott's M. E. church, Twenty-sixth and Clarkson streets, Thursday evening, April 9. The various clubs' work will be reviewed at that time. The musical selections promise to be a great treat. The public is cordially invited to attend this meeting. FT. COLLINS. COLO.. NEWS. Miss Odie Taylor is bedfast with rheumatism. Her sister, Miss Myrtle Taylor, has come from Denver to assist her during her illness. Miss Sophronia Williams visited the Taylor sisters Sunday afternoon. Miss Molly Williams led the choir last Sunday and Mrs. P. H. Clay, Jr. was organist. Mrs. E. J. Goodall was very much indisposed last week. Miss Jessie Clay is suffering from a severe cold in the throat. "Father" Clay is not feeling so good these days. Mr. John Lewis and wife are going to farm near the Guye and Thompson ranch. On Sunday the Independent Mission (colored) of Ft. Collins was opened to the people for services. Rev. Dr. Skinner, one of our prominent white ministers, led the services, after which Evangelist M. E. Shepard was ordained to preach as an independent minister. Sunday school was held at 2:30 and in the evening the new pastor gave his initial sermon. Our mission is only four weeks old and at present it is a finished new house complete. The cost was $500 and is all paid but about $210, and it is also insured against loss by fire, thanks to the assistance of Col. M. E. Shepard and wife. Messrs. Guye and Thompson were looking over the horse market recently as prospective buyer. The Clay Bros are very busy these days. Little Miss Josephine Guye visited Miss Molly Williams Sunday. Owing to the pressing business attending the new mission the regular meeting of the P. L. D. Literary Society was postponed until Thursday, March 19. TO THE EDITOR OR THE STATESMAN. Dear Sir:—In view of the failure of so many health and accident companies during the past six months, I feel it my duty to say a word about the Colorado Mutual & Benefit Association. While its name would imply that it is a mutual company, I understand that it purports to be a fraternal order, but who ever heard of a fraternal order insuring both black and white? The company is looked upon by the knowing ones with suspicion, and the insurance Department openly states that the company has no right to exist, and that it is not complying with the laws of this state. It is offering is a bait to the public benefits that it will never be able to pay, and it is presumed, like the Commonwealth Life Association, its dipes will be many before it is finally forced out of business. A. P. W LLIAMS. 2431 Court Place. Best Substitute Possible. An emu was one of the features of Saron's Court, the Irish residence of the duke of Abercorn. His grace was much interested, and on leaving for London one day, left instructions that he was to be informed of its welfare. Soon afterward the duke received a letter from the man left in charge giving the important fact that the emu had laid an egg. "And," continued the writer, "we have placed the egg, in the absence of your grace, under the biggest goose in Baron's Court." E. V. GILL CAPITOL HILL FERTILIZING COMPANY Manure Furnished in Any Amount EXPRESS 402 Stand Nineteenth and Downing Avena Phone York 140 Residence 1766 Racq Street Phone White 2132 DENVER. COLORADO PAGE 12. Office Phone Main 5595. Hours: 9 to 11 a. m., 1 to 4 p. m. 7 to 8 p. m. DR. P. E. SPRATLIN Residence, 2230 Clarkson Street. Telephone York 123. Office hours: 7 a. m. to 7 p. m. and by appointment. Phone Main 7416 Dr. T. Ernest McClain DENTAL SURGEON, Latest Styles of Crown and Bridge Work. 2139 Curtis St., DENVER, COLO. Hours, 9 to 11 a. m. 3 to 5 and 7 to 8 p. m. Sundays 9 to 10 a. m. and by appointment. DR. W. A. JONES 911 TWENTY-FIRST STREET. Office Phone Main 5554. Res. 2205 Marion St. Phone York 4370. Dr. Westbrook. Dr. Harper. 10 to 11 a. m. 8 to 12 m. 3 to 5 p. m. 1 to 5 p. m. 7 to 8 p. m. All Other Hours and Sunday by Appointment. 'Phone Main 1144. DR. WESTBROOK Physician and Surgeon. Residence, 3020 Welton Street. Phone 6791. DR. HARPER Dentist. 915-917 Twenty-First Street. DR. JUSTINA L. FORD Telephone Main 3230. OFFICE HOURS: 10 to 12 o'clock 2 to 4 o'clock 7 to 9 o'clock 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to 4 p. m., 7 to 8 p. m. OFFICE AND RESIDENCE. 2026 Araphoe Street, Denver. OFFICE HOURS:—9 to 10 a. m. 2 to 4 p. m. 8 to 9 p. m. Sundays 10 to 11 a. m. 7 to 8 p. m. Other hours at residence. 1539 E. 30th Ave. DR. E. L. FAULKNER OFFICE—2029 Lawrence street, upstairs. TELEPHONES:Office, Main 463. Residence, York 3868. FRANKLIN H. BRYANT Attorney-at-Law Corner of Sixteenth and Larimer Streets Suite 48 Good Block DENVER. COLO. JOS. H. STUART Lawyer. PRACTICES IN ALL COURTS. Office 329 Kittredge Bldg., Cor. 16th and Glenarm. Residence 2562 Lincoln avenue. Examining abstracts of title, and drawing up legal documents gives careful attention. GEORGE G. ROSS ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR-AT Abstracts of title, wills, deeds and all legal matters pertaining to real and personal property carefully looked after. Room 207 Kittredge Building. Residence, 2344 Tremont Place. After 6:00 Phone Olive 1414. PAGE 14. M. W. GRAND LODGE, A. F. & A. M., For Colorado and jurisdiction, meets in Salt Lake, Utah, in August, 1908. E. C. TUMLIN, G. M. WILLIAM SPRAGUE, Grand Secretary, P. O. Box 1545, Denver, Colorado. ROCKY MOUNTAIN LODGE NO. 1. A. F. & A. M. Meets the first and third Monday nights in the month at 1712 Curtis St. C. A. FRANKLIN, W. M. WM. SPRAGUE, Secretary, P. O. Box 1545. CENTENNIAL LODGE NO. 4, A. F & A. M. Meets the second and fourth Monday nights in the month at 1712 Curtis Street. All Masons in good standing are invited to attend. WM. RUSS, W. M. P. J. BARNARD, Sec'y. 2632 Welton St. PYTHAGORAS LODGE. Pythagoras Lodge, A. F. & A. M. beadville, meets the first and third Tuesdays in each month. Hall 111 W. 6th street. A. J. YOUNG, W. M. T. S. STEWART, Sec., 217 N. 4th st. EUREKA LODGE NO. 13, Albuquerque, N. M., meets first and third Tuesdays in the month. All Masons in good standing invited. T. SAM WATSON. W. M. E. T. ELLSWORTH, Se, 1125 N. 2nd st. SIMPSON REST LODGE. Simpson Rest Lodge, No. 10, A. F. & A. M., Trinidad, meets the first and third Tuesday nights in the month. Members in good standing are welcome J. W. BOOKER, W. M. W. A. JORDAN, Sec. 117 N. Walnut. HIGH MARINE LODGE No. 12, A. F. & A. M., Salt Lake, Utah, meets the first and third Wednesday in the month. WM. BURGESS, W. M. W D. POWELL, Sec., Po. O. 388 THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. FRATERNITIES No 20, A. F. & A. M., Grand Junction, meets the first and third Wednesdays in the month. J. E. HARRIS, W. M. T. P. LANGDON, Sec., 139 Chipeta. KEYSTONE LODGE. Keystone Lodge, A. F. & A. M., Han- ma, Wyo., meets the first and third Tuesdays in the month. All members in good standing are invited. HENRY ANDERSON. HOG X SIGNO N VINGES RED CROSS COMMANDERY NO.11. A.F. & A.M. Knights Templar meets the fourth Wednesday in each month at 1712 Curtis Street. J. R. CONTEE, E. C. WM. SPRAGUE, Recorder, P. O. Box 1545. FAR WEST CHAPTER NO. 6, R. A. M., Meets the second Wednesday. W. H. FINLEY, H. P. WM. SPRAGUE, Secretary, P. O. Box 1545. Lone Star Chapter No. 15, O. E. S., meets the first Friday in the month, 2 p. m., and the third Thursday in the month, 7:30 p. m., at 1712 curtis street All members in good standing invited. CORA O'BRYANT, W. M. SUSIE CLINGMAN, Sec'y. 1124 So. 13th St. ARAPAHOE LODGE NO. 2936, G. U. O. OF O. F. Meets the first and third Menday nights in the month at Odd Fellows Hall, 1832 Arapahoe Street. GEO. D. HALL, P. S., P. O. box 895. ROCKY MOUNTAIN LODGE NO. 2320. G. U. O. OF O. F. Meets every Thursday in the month at 1712 Curtis Street. GEO. S. CONTEE, P. S.. 2612 Welton Street. Nights of Meeting DENVER PATRIARCHY, NO. 67. month at Odd Fellows' Hall, 1832 Arapahoe street. HOUSEHOLD OF RUTH, NO. 367, G. U. O. of O. F. Meets the first and third Tuesdays in each month at Odd Fellows' Hall, 1832 Arapahoe street. Mrs Olarence Holmes 2139 Curtis St Worthy Recorder. PAST GRAND MASTERS' COUNCIL. NO. 118, G. U. O. OF O. F. Meets the second Friday in each month at Odd Fellows' Hall, 1832 Arapahoe street. Western Star Lodge No. 128, U. B. of F., meets the first and third Tuesday evenings of each month at 1832 Arapahoe street. H. B. BROWN, W. M. R. GRIGSBY, Sec. CAPTOLIA TEMPLE NO. 183, S. M. T. nesdays in each month at 1832 Arapahoe Street. Members in good standing are invited to attend. HATTIE KING, W. P. MARY O' STEAM, Secretary, 1432 27th Street. Webster Temple No. 5, S. M. T., meets the second and fourth Wednesafternoon in each month at 1832 Arapahoe street. Mrs. E. A. Carter, W. P., Mrs. Callie V. Campbell, Sec. LILY CADET COMPANY. Meets 1712 Curtis Street every Monday evening. JOHN CLIFTON, Capt., HARRY SMITH, Secretary, 2465 Curtis Street PHYTHIAS LODGE NO. 11. Meets the first and third Wednesday day nights, 1832 Arapahoe Street. J. M. MARTENIA, K. of R. & S. Montclair P. O. DAMON LODGE NO. 5. K. of P. meets at 1712 Curtis street the first and third Friday of each month. D. H. WILLIAMS, C. C. J. W. TAYLOR, K. of R. and B., 2222 Lincoln Avenue. AETNA CAMP NO. —, U. R. K. OF P. Meets at 1712 Curtis street the second and fourth Friday nights in the month. R. BUTLER Captain PRIDE OF THE WEST LODGE NO. 10, K. OF P.—Castle Hall, Collins block. Meeting nights, first and third Tuesdays each month. William Byrd, C. C.; C. F. Albert, K. of R. and S., Box 510, Laramie, Wyoming. COLUMBINE COURT NO. 279. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday evenings at 1712 Curtis Street. All visiting members are invited to attend. TULIP BANKS, W. C. IDA BANKS, R. of D. EUREKA COMPANY NO. 4. Meets the first and fourth Tuesdays. A. J. LYLES Recorder F. L. VOOREE, Recorder. 1228 19th Street GAINES TEMPLE, No.4, S. M. T. Of Trinidad, meets the first and third Monday afternoons at 8 o'clock at Marble hall, 111 First street. A. E. SUTTON, W. P. M. B. WILSON. Sec. QUEEN OF THE WEST NO. 1. Meets first and third Thursdays in each month, 1834 Arapahoe Street. MRS. HENRIETTE WRIGHT, W. P. MRS. FLORENCE ... AUTON Rec RICE LODGE NO. 39. I. B. O. E. of W. meets first and third Wednesday night in each month at 1712 Curtis street. All visiting Eld are welcome. CARL WILSON, Exalted Ruler. Walter Allison, secretary TABERNACLE NO. 529. Tabernacle No. 529 meet the first and third Thursday in the month at 1712 Curtis street. All members in good standing are invited. LAUF.. CARSON, H. P. NANNIE WELLS, Recorder. TRUE REFORMERS. True Reformers No. 1621 Colorado Enterprise Fountain, meet first and third Monday at 1832 Arapahoe street. C. M. Hughes Master. Mrs. M. R. Riley, Secretary, Cooper building. C. H. CLARK, Master. C. M. HUGHES, Secretary. DAUGHTERS OF TABERNACLE. Pride of Denver No. 521 meets at 1712 Curtis every first and third Thursday. SARAH THREET, H. P., ESTELLA J. JONES, C. R. GOLDEN GATE JUVENILES. Meets the second and fourth Saturday afternoon at 2:30, at 1832 Arapahoe St. All members in good standing are invited. OGLESVIE LAWSON, Y. S., WILLA MAY, M. P. 1360 Hazel Court. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. VICTORIA TEMPLE, NO. 6, S. M. T. of Colorado Springs, meets the second and fourth Friday night in the month. MRS. JENNIE HENDERSON, W. Princess. MRS. COLLINS, Secretary. Solomon Temple No. 419, K. T., meets the second and fourth Thursday at 1712 Curtis street. All Knights in good standing are invited. D. D. COLE, C. M., C. P. M'KENZIE, C. P. 2740 Arapahoe street Silver Star Council No. 70, Sons and Daughters of Jerusalem, meets the second and fourth Monday in the month at 1712 Curtis street. ALICE JONES, Queen. KDAE LEVELL, Sec. Denver Military Club-Mc. Very Sunday at 8:30 p. m. at 2524 Walnut street. Peyton Peterson, president; John Clifton, vice-president and general manager; Herbert White, secretary, 1958 Arapahoe street. Sunday services at Zion Baptist Church begins at 10:45 a.m. Sunday school at 9:45 a.m. At 6:30 p.m. the B. Y. P. U. meets for praise and devotional service, meeting lasting one hour. Evening service begins at 7:30 sharp. A special invitation is extended to the sinner and backslider. REV. A. F. REYNOLDS Sunday services of Bethelehem Baptist Church: Sunday school, 10:30 a.m.; preaching at 3 p.m.; night service 7:30 p.m. Rev. G. H. Williams, pastor. Everybody is cordially invited to the church. 2912 Walnut street. People's Presbyterian Church, Twenty-third and Washington avenues- Preaching at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. Sunday school at 9:30 p. m. Christian Endeavor at 7 p. m. Praise meeting Wednesday at 8 p. m. Covenant meeting Friday at 8 p. m. Welcome to all D. D. COLE, Pastor. PAYNE CHAPEL NOTES. Sunday school 3 p. m. Women's Mite Missionary society at 4 p. m. Do not fail to be present and enjoy the program and assist in this good work. CENTRAL BAPTIST CHURCH. Cor. 24th and California streets. Preaching at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. Sunday school at 12 o'clock. Young people's meeting at 6:30 p. m. SHORTER A. M. E. CHURCH—SUNDAY SERVICES. Preaching by the pastor, Rev. A. M. Ward, at 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Class meeting at 12:30 p. m. Sunday school at 1 p. m. Allen C. E. league at 6:30 All are made welcome. WHEN YOU GO TO LEADVILLE You can get first-class rooms with Mrs. S. J. Motley at 206 West Sixth street. First-class table board also Write or call. 10-26 "Rambunctious Brudder" Began to Get Slightly Uneasy. During the recent revival in Ebenszer chapel, a certain somniferouslyinclined member of the congregation fell into a doze while earnest but long-winded Brother Quackenboss was leading in prayer, and upon being rudely aroused by the vicious bite of a horsefly on his bald head and forgetting for the moment the solemnity of his surroundings, audibly ejaculated, as he resonantly slapped the offender, "Ding-bust de flies!" whereupon Brother Quackenboss, who had nearly run down, gladly grasped the situation, and without appreciable hesitation droned on: "And, fuddermo', Lawd-uh, we would pray thee to fuhgive our well-meanin' but rambunctious brudder for his odoriferous remark! puhvide him wid de eye of de eagle-uh, dat he may spy his sin afar off; give him de legs-uh of de kangaroo-uh, dat he may 'scape at de 'proach of temptation-uh; nail his yeahs-uh to de trunk of de gospel tree-uh, dat he may listen to nuthin' but de whisperin's of troof-uh; glue his tongue-uh, to de roof of his moufuh, dat he may say only de 'Yea! yea!' and 'Nay! nay!' of de Scripters-uh; 'noint him, Lawd-uh, wid de kur'seen ile o' salvation-uh, and sot him uh-fiah wid lightnin' fum on high-uh; and—" "Well-uh, dess looky yuh a minute, Brudder Quackenboss!" a bit grimly interrupted the victim of the tirade, who had begun to squirm under the castigation. "I doesn't want to be ambiguous, or nothin' dat-uh way, but I'd dess like to suspiciously ax, sah, in view of de exterminatin' circumstances dat de flies sho'ly is bad, dess what sawt o' heenyus c'lamity yo'd uh-felt called to ax de Lawd to po' down upon me if I'd uh-happened to say 'damn' instidder 'ding,' as I come 'ful nigh doin'?"—Judge. Freak Dinners. Attacks having been made in the newspapers on the "freak" dinners of millionaires, the secretary of the Savoy Hotel, London, replies that they are good for the trade. The celebrated "gondola dinner," given by an American recently, gave employment to 100 carpenters, thirty painters and twenty decorators all at "fancy" wages and put money into the pockets of numerous electricians, florists, artists and other workers. Distinction for Loubet. President Loubet will be the first chief of the third republic to retire under normal conditions at the completion of his term. Thiers resigned, so did MacMahon, and though M. Grevy completed one term he had to quit office before the expiration of his second. Carnot was murdered, Castmir-Perler left the Elysee in disgust and Felix Faure's career was cut short by his sudden death. Environment for Scientists. Generally speaking, it may be safe put that mastership in any of the sciences is usually won by the man whom birth has placed in an environment in every way conducive to the development of a scientific career. eldom is it that a genius, with neither ancestry nor training to favor him, springs up to startle the world with a scientific discovery, as in literature or in other arts more closely allied to science. Music for all Occasions Bid GEO. A. LOGAN, Manager PIANOS Anyone may have a Pia for $2.00 per COLUMBIN ANOS $100.00 AND UPWARD may have a Piano delivered at their home for $2.00 per week payments. LUMBINE MUSIC CO. PIANOS $100.00 PIANOS $100.00 Anyone may have a Piano delivered at their home for $2.00 per week payments. Ground Floor Charles Building ONLY COMPLETE OF ACCURATE POCKET REFERENCE THE BROWNELL C "Green Book with Red Edge—They're Ever Issued Quarterly—Always Up-to-Date. Contains: City, County, State and Automobiles For Sale by ALL Denver Newsdealers. DELETE OF ACCURATE POCKET REFERENCE OF DENVER BROWNELL GUIDE "Green Book with Red Edge—They're Everywhere." Issued Quarterly—Always Up-to-Date. Contains: City, County, State and Automobile Maps. For Sale by ALL Denver Newsdealers. Phone Main 6471. 1 CENT IS ALL IT WILL COST YOU to write for our big FREE BICYCLE catalogue showing the most complete line of high-grade BICYCLES, TIRES and SUNDRIES at PRICES BELOW any other manufacturer or dealer in the world. DO NOT BUY A BICYCLE from anyone at any price on any kind of terms, until you have received our complete Free Catalogues illustrating and describing every kind of high-grade and low-grade bicycles, old patterns and latest models, and learn of our remarkable LOW PRICES and wonderful new offers made possible by selling from factory direct to rider with no middlemen's profits. WE SHIP ON APPROVAL without a cent deposit. Pay the Freight and a low 10 Days Free Trial and make other liberal terms which no other house in the world will do. You will learn everything and get much valuable information by simply writing us a postal. We need a Rider Agent in every town and can offer an opportunity to make money to suitable young men who apply at once. 50 PUNCTURE-PROOF TIRES ONLY ONLY COMPLETE OF ACCURATE POCKET REFERENCE OF DENVER THE BROWNELL GUIDE on any kind of terms, until you have received our complete Free Catalogues illustrating and describing every kind of high-grade and low-grade cycles, old patterns and latest models, and learn of our remarkable LOW RICES and wonderful new offers made possible by selling from factory rect to rider with no middlemen's profits. WE SHIP ON APPROVAL without a cent deposit, Pay the Freight and low 10 Days Free Trial and make other liberal terms which no other use in the world will do. You will learn everything and get much valuable information by simply writing us a postal. We need a Rider Agent in every town and can offer an opportunity make money to suitable young men who apply at once. NO MORE TROUBLE FROM PUNCTURES. Result of 15 years experience in tire making. No danger from THORNS, CACTUS, PINS, NAILS, TACKS or GLASS. Serious punctures, like intentional knife cuts, can be vulcanized like any other tire. Made in all sizes. It is lively and easy riding, very durable and lined inside city of rubber, which never becomes porous and which closes up small punctures the air to escape. We have hundreds of letters from satisfied customers stating we only seen pumped up once or twice in a whole season. They weigh no more than the puncture resisting qualities being given by several layers of thin, specially tread. That "Holding Back" sensation commonly felt when riding on asphalt comes by the patent "Basket Weave" tread which prevents all air from being seen the tire and the road thus overcoming all suction. The regular price of these air, but for advertising purposes we are making a special factory price to the rider. All orders shipped same day letter is received. We ship C.O.D. on approval. Cent until you have examined and found them strictly as represented. Cash d amount of 5 per cent (thereby making the price $4.55 per pair) if you send WITH ORDER and enclose this advertisement. We will also send one nickel pump and two Sampson metal puncture closers on full paid orders (these metal be used in case of intentional knife cuts or heavy gashes). Tires to be returned ride in all sizes. It is lively and easy riding, very durable and lined inside rubber, which never becomes porous and which closes up small punctures to escape. We have hundreds of letters from satisfied customers stating been pumped up once or twice in a whole season. They weigh no more than picture resisting qualities being given by several layers of thin, specially ad. That "Holding Back" sensation commonly felt when riding on asphalt by the patent "Basket Weave" tread which prevents all air from being stire and the road thus overcoming all suction. The regular price of these for advertising purposes we are making a special factory price to the rider orders shipped same day letter is received. We ship C.O.D. on approval. till you have examined and found them strictly as represented. count of 5 per cent (thereby making the price $4.50 per pair) if you send BDER and enclose this advertisement. We will also send one nickel and two Sampson metal puncture closers on full paid orders (these metal in case of intentional knife cuts or heavy gashes). Tires to be returned any reason they are not satisfactory on examination. we and money sent to us is as safe as in a bank. Ask your Postmaster, hit Agent or the Editor of this paper about us. If you order a pair of that they will ride easier, run faster, wear better, last longer and look ever used or seen at any price. We know that you will be so well pleased cycle you will give us your order. We want you to send us a small trial remarkable tire offer. COASTER-BRAKES, built-up everythin prices charged by dealers and repair men. DO NOT WAIT but write us a p bicycle or a pair wonderful offers we are making. It only cost MEAD CYCLE COMPANY, AKES, built-up-wheels, saddles, pedals, parts and repairs, and everything in the bicycle line are sold by us at half the usual and repair men. Write for our big SUNDRY catalogue. but write us a postal today. DO NOT THINK OF BUYING a bicycle or a pair of tires from anyone until you know the new, and making. It only costs a postal to learn everything. Write it NOW. Office 133 15th St $8.50 Regular Price $8.50 per pair To Introduce We Will Sell You a Sample Pair for Only DESCRIPTION: M with a special quality of without allowing the air that their tires have only an ordinary tire, the pur prepared fabric on the tr or soft roads is overcom squeezed out between the tires is $8.50 per pair, but of only $4.50 per pair. At You do not pay a cent us. We will allow a cash D FULL CASH WITH O plated brass hand pump puncture closers to be us at OUR expense if for We are perfectly reli al Banker, Express or Free these tires, you will find finer than any tire you ha that when you want a order at once, hence this PAGE 15. Bids Furnished Phone Main 6471. PER PAIR 4-0 Notice the thick rubber tread "A" and puncture strips "B" and "D," also rlm strip "H" to prevent rlm cutting. This tire will outlast any other make- SOFT, ELASTIC and EASY RIDING. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. PAGE 16 Your Duty to Others. We must all realize that this life is full of sorrow, and if you personally have had the good luck to escape your share of it you are a very fortunate person. But do not, on that account, allow yourself to grow cold-hearted and unsympathetic to others. Those poor others! Their lot is often so hard—so lonely—so full of misery. We are here to "heal the wounds and bind the broken-heart;" and the only way we can do this is by being kind, loving and sympathetic. A few words of love will do more to help a sufferer than money sometimes, says the New York Weekly. For heart sickness is much harder to help than hunger and poverty. Show interest in others; try to help them; go out of your way to lighten the burden of the heavily laden. Do not hesitate to whisper your kindly thoughts in their ears. Don't pass by on the "other side;" if you are strong, then be merciful. Remember that we all look at life from a different standpoint, and what might appear like a grain of mustard seed in your path to you is an almost insurmountable obstacle to your weaker sister. The more she shrinks the more necessity for you to step in and help her on her way with genuine sympathy and loving sisterly words and acts. Some French writers have undertaken unitedly to show to the world that their national literature is not truly represented by the coarse and indecent novels that are supposed by many persons to be the most characteristic production of literary France. Not only is it not true, remarks the Youth's Companion, but the picture of French life drawn from these novels is grossly unjust. There are hundreds of French novels written every year that are as sweet and wholesome as anything England or America can show; and anyone who desires a true representation of French family life may find it in Prof. Barrett Wendell's recent book. Moreover, the study of art, history, science and many other branches is pursued in France by competent and painstaking writers. It is proposed to establish agencies in English and American cities for the sale of the best French books. If there are not 48 stars on the flag within a year or two it will not be for lack of effort on the part of citizens of Arizona and New Mexico. A convention of delegates from every part of New Mexico adopted resolutions the other day demanding the admission of the territory as a state. The governor of Arizona has reported that the statehood sentiment in that territory is stronger than ever before. Bills were introduced in the senate on the first working day of the session of congress providing for the creation of two new states out of the territories. As the effort to pass a joint statehood bill has been abandoned it is now necessary for the two territories to convince congress that they are worthy to be admitted to the family of states. That the world is not drifting into a sameness of conventionality is proved by a debutante dinner in Detroit. wb were enter- A story comes from Philadelphia of a mother who nearly killed her child by making the old mistake of taking a bottle of poison for the medicine which should have been administered. The present age has many marks of progression, but it seems impossible to teach everybody the great importance of being careful to get the right bottle. We have it from an eastern scientist that girls can preserve their beauty for a hundred years by the use of radium. As it only costs about a million dollars a pound the prescription will not be generally followed. Besides, remarks the Detroit Free Press, Detroit and Michigan girls don't need it. Nature teaches man how to count. The earth's swing around the sun fixes the number of days in the year and the number of fingers, thumbs included, on a man's hands led to the decimal system and the "count" that scores a knockout in the ring. A New York girl proposed to a man just as the clock finished striking 12 on New Year's eve, was immediately accepted and the wedding took place an hour later. This should give timid girls courage to do some pointed asking. The finest club house in London is to be erected in Pall Mall for the Royal Automobile club, which has secured from the crown a lease of the old war office. A New York cabby reported the other day that he had been robbed, which shows that the worm does turn at times. SPECIAL LOCALS FOR RENT—Special accommodations for railroad men both in rooms and board at 2810 Arapahoe street. Mrs. S. J. Buchanan. Phone Purple 33. FOR RENT---Furnished front room at 2425 Humbolt St. Phone Blue 1520 FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms, modern, at 2602 Welton street. Call at 6:30 p. m. Mrs. Emma Gardner. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house at 2336 Curtis street. Mrs. Howard. FOR RENT—Five-room furnished house at 2632 Welton street. Call afternoons. FOR RENT—Large front room with hall entrance. Mrs. Young, 2624 California street. FOR RENT—Furnished side room with use of kitchen for single lady. 2208 Downing avenue. Mrs. Smith. FOR RENT—Furnished room for ilight housekeeping wieh separate kitchen. Phone Main 8478. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house, 3437 Gilpin street. FOR RENT—Three unfurnished and one furnished rooms at 1258 Champa street. Mrs. R. Branford. WE ARE TRYING TO SERVE YOU TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITY A LONG OUR LINE. WILL YOU LET US DO IT? ```markdown ``` THE A. M. LAWHORN CO. Undertakers and Funeral Directors Up-to-Date Undertaking J. R. CONTEE, President. WM. SPRAGUE, Secretary. A. M. LAWHORN, Manager. R. E. HANDY, Licensed Embalmer. LOUIS HUBBARD, Assistant. Carriage Furnished for all Occasions. PATIENTLY PROGRESSING 913 21st St. FOR SALE—A fine hair bridle for $8.00. For information write this office. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 1123 Welton street, in modern house. Phone Main 8752. Four blocks from the Orpheum. FOR RENT—First class rooms with all conveniences and comfort at 2433 Emerson st. Mrs. I. C. McKenzie. FOR RENT—One brick barn at 2433 Emerson st. FOR RENT-Newly furnished rooms five blocks from heart of the city.1350 Fox St. J.R.SCOT1. FOR RENT—Nicely furnished rooms at 2812 Lawrence street, $1.50 and $2 per week. Gentlemen preferred. Phone Purple 1607. Mrs. Castry. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house. Phone Main 2869. Mrs Bobo. 2322 Arapahoe St. FOR RENT—Nicely furnished rooms down town. 1916 Lawrence street. Mrs. Walker. FOR RENT—Two neatly furnished rooms at $1.50 and $2 per week, 2812 Lawrence street. Phone Purple 1607. FOR RENT—Fine rooms, neatly furnished at 2450 Tremont place, Mrs. Franklin. FOR RENT—A first-class room for intelligent and respectable man and wife in a nice home. None other need apply. Call at this office. Mrs. D. E. Hughes, of 2510 Clarkson street, is prepared to do dressmaking and plain sewing at reasonable prices. THE A. M. LA Undertakers and I A. A. WALLER Manager, Secretary. PHONE MAIN 5554. Denver Colorado FOR RENT—Two furnished or unfurnished rooms at 2035 Stout street. Z. Hooper. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house, 2531 Stout street. Mrs. Roundtree. Any one wishing dressmaking or sewing of any kind call Mrs. Geo. Ellgin, Jr., 2929 High street, phone York 2174. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 2239 Arapahoe street. Modern house. Phone Main 8632. Nicely furnished rooms in modern house at 1945 Curtis street. Mrs. Sarah Henderson. Phone Main 7703. BE SURE TO ROOM with Mrs. S. J. Bunker when you go to Manitou, Colo. Modern house, very convenient. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 2121 Arapahoe street. For Rent—Neatly furnished rooms at 2214 Arapahoe street. Phone Main 8003. FOR RENT—Nice clean furnished rooms, $1.50 per week and up. Good transient rooms, 50c a day and up. 1841 Lawrence street. Ernest Howard, the carpenter, has opened a carpenter shop at 2010 Curtis street. Phone 3160. Plans drawn, buildings contracted for, job work done. Price with him. HALL FOR RENT. Lectures, entertainments, social political and religious clubs can rent Lucas hall by applying on premises, 2012-14 Curtis street. AWHORN CO. Funeral Directors Undertaking WM. SPRAGUE, Secretary. DRN, Manager. Lensed Embalmer. HUBBARD, Assistant. for all Occasions. STREET COLORADO. PAGE 2 FREE. FREE. Grand Lecture Free of Charge. Zion church, commencing Sunday, March 15th, and continue until the 25th. Rev. S. N. Vass, D. D., superintendent of the Colored Work of the Baptist Publication Society, assisted by local pastors and prominent leaders, will conduct the meetings. Grand mass meeting Sunday afternoon at 3 o'clock, March 22. Dr. Vass will deliver the following lectures, two each day: 1. A Bird's Eye View of the Bible. Whole Bible reviewed. 2. The Oldest History of the World Studied. Gen. 1-11. 3. The Way to Start a Race, Illustrated. Gen. 12-50. 4. How God Made a Nation. The Pentateuch and Historical Books. 5. The Religion of the Jews. Leviticus and Ex. 20-40. 6. Religious Experience of the Jews. Poetical Books. 7. Jewish Preachers and their Sermons. The Prophetical Books. 8. The Life of Christ. The Gospels. 9. The Organization of the Church. The Acts. 10. Christian Life and Doctrines. The Epistles. Bring your tablet and pencil. Remember the time and place. Free Bible Institute at Zion Baptist church. Thus the entire Bible is covered, except Revelations, and that will be afterward studied if interest warrants. Each church, Sunday school, young people's society i srequested to send delegates to attend each lecture and report back. Everybody is invited to attend. These lectures have been given throughout the United States, and everywhere the people understand the Bible better. Maps and blackboards will be used to illustrate each lecture. Christians of all denominations are invited to attend these meetings. There will be two lectures each day. Afternoon lecture at 3, night lecture at 8 o'clock. Remember the mass meeting. REV. A. E. REYNOLDS. Pastor. WARD A. M. E. CHURCH. Quarterly meeting Sunday. Rev. Jas. H. Hubbard, P. E., will preach at 11 a. m. Rev. J. B. Beckham will preach the communion sermon at 3 p. m. This is the cry from Macedonia: "Come over and help us." The pastors and their congregation are invited to be present at the hour of 3 p. m. J. H. BROWN. Pastor. O SEE ME. Club No. 9, under the direction of George G. Ross, will give a high class musical on the 26th of this month, in which the following will take part: Mesdames Turley, Clingman, Arlena Hall, Mae Byrd, Esther Morris and Messrs. Clarence Clark, Chas. Harris and Morgan Jackson. Admission 12 cents. Scott M. E. church. Mrs. Eva Tate, secretary, and Miss Helen Karr, treasurer. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORAD. Youngster's Expression Touched the Hearts of Wanderers. The universal spread of American slang is amazing and the globe trotter meets with it in the most unexpected places. Last October two Americans wandering about the Plaza d'Espagna in Rome were accosted by one of the numerous small boys who sell postal card pictures of the Holy city. He held out a sheaf of postal cards and offered them for sale, stating the price in Italian. The Americans did not care to buy, and, like his guild the continent over, he followed them and became a bit of a nuisance. But he was such a merry eyed little chap they had not the heart to speak harshly to him. At last, however, they felt obliged to say "no" decidedly. It was then that he surprised them and gave them a queer little pull at their American heartstrings, by saying, his black eyes snapping with fun and the magnitude of the achievement: "Skeedoo! Skeedoo! Twanta-thr-r-r-ree!" Then he vanished with a burst of laughter. But the sequel was equally interesting. Late that same afternoon the same couple came from the Catacombs into the white glare of the Applan way, five miles from the Piazza d'Espagna. They had hardly stepped into the street before the same urchin was at them again, and when he recognized them he was as amused as they. This time he did not offer them any cards, but simply said: "Skeedoo! Skeedoo! Twanty-thr-r-r-ree!" And he got his generous soldi, as he knew quite well he would. Tinfoll Valuable. Several of the best-known chocolate manufacturers on the continent are advising customers not to throw away the tinfoil in which the chocolate is enveloped, but to keep it until called for by an agent, who will gladly pay the market price for it. The present high price of tin is due to the action of English and Dutch speculators, who have forced it far beyond its actual value. The chocolate industry in Europe spends nearly $4,000,000 annually for tinfoil, which is generally thrown to the winds. Requested One Favor Eugene Spuller was minister of public instruction when Casimir-Parler was president of France. When the doorkeeper brought him his letters one morning Spuller said to him: "Were you not supposed to be or duty last night at 11:30 o'clock?" Yes, sir." "And you were not there?" "That is correct," replied the doorkeeper, "but I have a sick mother, your excellency. I wished to visit her." "Quite proper," returned Spuller, "and I hope your mother will soon recover. But I would like to ask you one favor. If you go to visit your mother once more, please have the kindness not to lock me in my office. I had to spend the night at this desk because I could not get out!" A SNAP—SIMPLY A CINCH. Eleven-room house, full of furniture, right in town. $300 cash. Everything modern. See Lawyer George G. Ross, 207 Kittredge Building. Undertaker Q. J. GILMOREertaker and Embal Q. J. GILMORE Undertaker and Embalmer Carriages Furnished for all Occasions Open Day and Night 1921 Arr Denver's Leading Undertaker PHONE 1461 2300-2300 y and Night 1921 Arapa Denver's Leading Undertaker 61 2300-2306 La Open Day and Night 1921 Arapahoe St. Denver's Leading Undertaker PHONE 1461 2300-2306 Larimer St. WALTER EAST Groceries, Vegetables, Fruits, Meats. Del OUR SPECIALTIES FOR THE COMING WE Vegetables, Fruits, Meats, Delica UR SPECIALTIES FOR THE COMING WEEK GETABLES MEATS Groceries, Vegetables, Fruits, Meats, Delicatessen OUR SPECIALTIES FOR THE COMING WEEK VEGETABLES A Fresh line of Vegetables received daily: Radishes, Potatoes, Lettuce, Onions, Cabbage, Turnips, Spinach, Tomatoes etc. We handle nothing but the best Apples, Oranges, Lemons, Bananas, etc. Also Canned Goods DELICA In this Department everything Chitterlings, Chine Bones, Snoots, P thing about a ho DELICATESSEN Department everything is complete, up-to-date and Chine Bones, Snoots, Pig Feet, Ears, Tails, Hocks thing about a hog but the squeal. In this Department everything is complete, up-to-date and fresh Chitterlings, Chine Bones, Snoots, Pig Feet, Ears, Tails, Hocks. Everything about a hog but the squeal. WALTER EAST MADAM T. DAM T. D. PERKII --- MADAM T. D. PERKINS MADAM T. D. PERKINS WOMEN! STOP, WAIT, LISTEN. READ-This is for you. No more ironed hair; but a beautiful hair that need not be put on the dresser on Do you want this kind of hair? If so, write for part Mrs. T. D. Perkins, the Scientific Scalp Specialist or Colorado, who is astonishing the world with her wonder growing hair. This is for you. No more ironed hair; but s er that need not be put on the dresser on this kind of hair? If so, write for part Perkins, the Scientific Scalp Specialist or so is astonishing the world with her wonder th Ave. Phone Ga READ-This is for you. No more ironed hair; but soft, long, beautiful hair that need not be put on the dresser on retiring Do you want this kind of hair? If so, write for particulars to Mrs. T. D. Perkins, the Scientific Scalp Specialist of Denver, Colorado, who is astonishing the world with her wonderful art of growing hair. 4630 W. 35th Ave. Phone Gallup 149 COLORADO HOTEL COLORBELL HOTEL AND ORCHARD The colored orphanage and old folks' home, city location 446 to 452 South First street. Jerome Park. Our miles northeast of Denver and 105 feet higher than Denver, where nature smiles. Incorporated October, 1905. Our executive board is undenominational. We receive any child or aged cautiously. Anyone desiring information of any kind relative to this charitable work among our people or any other nationality will find any of the --- --- Phone Main 3725. FRUITS Phone 1461 Licensed Embalmer No. 234. ILMORE and Embalmer 1921 Arapahoe St ng Undertaker 2300-2306 Larimer St. ruits, Meats. Delicatessen R THE COMING WEEK MEATS In this Department there is nothing lacking: Beef, Mutton and Pork Try our Roasts and Steaks PROVISIONS Here you can get Flour, Crackers Meal, Salted Meats, Sugar, Coffees Teas, Spices and anything needed for the Kitchen Also Bakery Goods TESSEN is complete, up-to-date and fresh Feet, Ears, Tails, Hocks. Every- g but the squeal. 2300-6 Larimer St. D. PERKINS more ironed hair; but soft, long, put on the dresser on retiring If so, write for particulars toific Scalp Specialist of Denver, world with her wonderful art of Phone Gallup 149 NO. 0221144 following officers ready and willing to explain the work and its needs: Robert Gray, president; Mrs. J. A. Smith, vice vice president; Mrs. Lavenia Knight matron; Mrs. Hattie Shelton, assistant matron; Mrs. Hattie Overman, chair man building fund; Mrs. M. E. Morrison, solicitor, 834 South 12th street; William R. Rhodes, secretary and treasurer, 2535 East 5th avenue. "Not looking each of you to his own things, but each of you also to the things of others." --- MEATS DEATH IN THEIR OCCUPATION. Makers of Mirrors Poisoned by the Vapor of Mercury. Every mirror is made at the cost of human suffering and poisoning. The silvering of the glass by applying a layer of tinfoil alloyed with mercury involves so much risk of poisoning. the work people constantly breathing the mercury vapor, that numerous attempts have been made to use another metal for the purpose. It was shown by Liebig that a fine adherent deposit of metallic silver could be applied to glass by reducing a solution of a silver salt with milk sugar, so this method has been employed as a commercial process. There have been partly successful attempts to get a like deposit of copper. The mirror often lacks brilliance and is usually disfigured with stains. But it has been found by one F. D. Chattaway of England that solutions of copper salts can produce brilliant reddish films of metallic copper which are as perfect reflectors as silver mirrors. His method of coating glass with a layer of copper, it is thought, will probably be used extensively in making mirrors and other glassware articles. MEAN FLING AT CLEOPATRA Suggested Use of Needle Clearly a Reflection on Size of the Royal Feet. Anne Boleyn and Cleopatra, who were great chums, were strolling about Paris together one lovely spring afternoon, and after they had visited all the bargain counters of the more famous department stores of the French capital, their wanderings led them out upon the Place de la Concorde, in the center of which stands one of the several Cleopatra needles that have been taken from the borders of the Nile and re-erected in our modern cities Paris. London and New York. "It is a pretty thing, is it not?" said Cleopatra, gazing with much natural pride upon the towering monolith. "It is indeed," said Anne Boleyn, surveying it critically through her lorgnette. "But tell me, Cleopatra," she added—"I am very curious to know—was that really one of your needles?" "Yes," replied the Egyptian queen, "it really was. Why?" "Oh, nothing," said Anne, with a glance at Cleopatra's feet. "I suppose you used it to darn your stockings with?"—Harper's. DISTINGUISHED. "The man whom I marry," said the proud and beautiful girl, "must be one who is exceptional. I hate mere commonness." "Then be mine," urged the young man who had been refused by her 20 times before; "I am the one you are looking for." "You!" she exclaimed, making no attempt to conceal her derision; THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. "what have you ever done to lift yourself above mediocrity? How have you ever distinguished yourself in any way? You are one of the commonest of the common." "You wrong me. I am very different from most men. I had no money in the Knickerbocker Trust bank." DIFFERENCE OF OPINION. "Was it a nice wedding?" "Beautiful. Never saw a handsomer one and everything went off without a hitch." "Without a hitch? So? What was the trouble? Didn't the minister get there?" "Get there? Why, yes! I tell you there wasn't a hitch from beginning to end." "No hitch! Well, tastes differ. You're too modern for me. I like weddings with a hitch in them. What good is a wedding where nobody's hitched?"—Life. THE BLUSHING BRIDE. A clergyman, having performed the marriage ceremony for a couple, undertook to write out the usual certificate, but, being in doubt as to the day of the month, he asked: "This is the ninth, is it not?" "Why, parson," said the blushing bride, "you do all my marrying, and you ought to remember that this is only the third."—Current Literature. NO SPORT. Mirandy—Si, what on earth is meant by this here Anglo-Saxon race the papers iz allus talkin' abeaout? Si Haymow—Neaouw, see, Mirandy, yew know mitey wall 'at it hain't in keepin' with no deacon to be up on them there sportin' events. SATISFACTION. "Well, my poor man, I hope I've satisfied your hunger," said the good housewife after handing out a liberal supply of victuals to Mr. William Wraggles, Esq., tramp, etc. "Yes, mum," answered that worthy, "I must confess that as a provider we've filled the Bill." NOT HIS KIND. Mr. Nodd-I don't think much of that toy bank you got the children. Mrs. Nodd-What's the matter with it?" Mr. Nodd-Why, I worked over it all the evening and couldn't open it. DONE WITH WORK. "I suppose Dremer is still pottering along at his inventions." "Well, he has actually perfected / Phon : Main 3044 The Pa The best equip West. Ping 1821 Arapahoe S The Pastime Club best equipped Pleasure resort in West. Ping Pong Pool and Billiar Arapahoe Street Denver RHINE CAT THE PLACE TO EAT AFTER THE SHOW OR RI Firstclass. 1129-31 L. L. McMAHAN' Prescription Pharm E OF TOILET ARTI-CLES, PERFUMES, drugs, courteous treatment. Remember we purest drugs in our prescriptions. In fact o — PRESCRIPTION DEPARTMENT ete as any in the city. Prices right. — PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY. red free. Phone Main4956. Cor. 19th and A GIVE ME A CALL. The Pastime Club The best equipped Pleasure resort in the West. Ping Pong Pool and Billiards T. R. HERR)N, Prop. Rhino IS THE PLAN TO EAT AF Everything Firstclass. L. L. M ....Prescript FINE LINE OF TOILET Fresh, pure drugs, courteous freshest and purest drugs in — PRESCRIPT is as complete as any in t — PRESCRIPT Goods delivered free. Phone GIVE M TO EAT AFTER THE SHOW OR RINK Everything Firstclass. 1129-31 Nineteenth St. L L. McMAHAN'S ....Prescription Pharmacy. FINE LINE OF TOILET ARTI-CLES, PERFUMES, CIGARS, ETC. Fresh, pure drugs, courteous treatment. Remember we always use the freshest and purest drugs in our prescriptions. In fact our L. L. McMAHAN Arapahoe and 19th S FOR A FIRST CALL MAY ...YIP RE 1841 A hort Orders, C All A Private Rooms for I e and l9th St. De A FIRSTCLASS MEAL GO TO MAY HONG P RESTAURANT 1841 Arapahoe Street t Orders, Chilli, Chop uey, Noo All American Dishes Phone Main 6835 Rooms for Ladies Open Day a hort Orders, Chilli, Chop uey, Noodles All American Dishes Phone Main 6835 Private Rooms for Ladies Open Day and Night DON'T FAIL WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE EN THE FIVE PO FIRST-CLASS SERVICE O MEALS SERVED AT ALL GADDIS & G FEEL LIKE ENJOYING A GOOD HOME-C GIVE POINTS RESTA BASS SERVICE GIVEN TO LADIES AND GEN SERVED AT ALL HOURS. GADDIS & GARFIELD, Proprietor 2535 WASHINGT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE ENJOYING A GOOD HOME-COOKED MEAL. THE FIVE POINTS RESTAURANT FIRST-CLASS SERVICE GIVEN TO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. MEALS SERVED AT ALL HOURS. GADDIS & GARFIELD, Proprietors 2535 WASHINGTON AVE. "It's So Different" ne Club sure resort in the ol and Billiards Denver Colo. Cafe SHOW OR RINK 1129-31 Nineteenth St. AHAN'S Pharmacy..... ES, PERFUMES, CIGARS, ETC. It. Remember we always use the options. In fact our DEPARTMENT - ces right. A SPECIALTY. S. Cor. 19th and Arapahoe Sts. REAL GO TO THE ONG AURANT... e Street op uey, Noodles Dishes 6835 Open Day and Night GOOD HOME-COOKED MEAL. RESTAURANT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. LD, Proprietors 2535 WASHINGTON AVE. Phone Main 7039 Denver, Colo PAGE 4 J. R. Lewis, of Boulder count, yis in the city. Mrs. Anna Shafer has returned from Ouray. Mrs. Tilile Ames ras moved to 3437 Gilpin street. Rev. Conquest has suffered the loss of a finger by accident. John Ellison is ill with pneumonia. At present he is improving. Mrs. Saram Henderson is ill at her home at 1945 Curtis street. Will Edwards and wife, of Silverton, are here to stay indefinitely. There will be a big entertainment on the evening of May 7. Wait for it. Keep off the date of April 20. It's the Triangle Club that will make it a red-letter day. E. L. Lawson has received the sad news of the death of his brother-in-law at Texarkana. S. A. Bondurant has returned from Kansas City. Mrs. Bondurant will remain there for some time. A. C. Cash, chief of the True Reformers, wisnes all members of the order to be present at Shorter church Sunday afternoon to take part in the rally for Ward church. Mrs. B. Higgins, who has been ill for the past five weeks, wishes to thank her many friends, and also the Household of Ruth, S. M. T., and Ladies' Court for their dutiful attention and kindness while being ill. The Berkeley Art Club met with Mrs. J. L. Burnett on the 13th inst., and met with Mrs. E. C. Williams, of 830 Acoma street, last Friday. Have all your important papers and letters written by O. W. Skinner, public stenographer, 207 Kittridge building. PATRONIZE YOUR OWN. Keep on the date of April 20. It's the Triangle Club that will make it a red-letter day. Tomorrow a number of Denverites will leave the city to be a part of the Floto show now wintering in California. They are Otis and Sam McDaniel, J. Brown, H. Harper, A. Jackson, W. Kelly, B. Duncan, W. Locke, Mason and Mrs. Harper. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. City News The Rev. George W. Palmer, M. D., rector of Emanuel church, will visit the Church of the Redeemer, Twenty-second avenue and Humboldt street, as special Lenten preacher on Sunday, March 22, at 7:45 p. m. Friends are cordially invited. Mr. John Edwards entertained a few congenial friends to dinner on Tuesday evening at his home, 2214 Arapahoe street. The occasion was his birthday. De Junius Osburn was toastmaster. Everyone was jolly and spent a delightful evening and especially Mr. Edwards. About the table were seated Mr. and Mrs. Will Edwards, of Silverton, Colo.; Mr. and Mrs. Ogburn, Mrs. Wm. Twyan and Mr. John Edwards. Union Health and Accident Co. Gentlemen:On Feb. 21st I received your check for my recent illness.I thank you for the prompt payment and wish your company success for the future. 307 Mead St., City. Mrs. Rose Overton and daughters are now living with Mrs. Bradford of 1005 East Twesty-sixth avenue. Music is now a feature of the Pullman Social Club, a new piano being just installed on which artists play the latest and best. Come and have a good time at Scott's M. E. church. The Ladies' Aid Society will give a bird nest social. There will be hid a dollar. Come and find it. Admission 10 cents. Tuesday evening, March 24th. Rosa Bly, president. Mrs. Anna Bobo had one big success Tuesday night at her social at Scott M. E. church, for which she heartily thanks the public. Mrs. H. A. Perkins and Mrs. Chas. Watt, both of Colorado Springs, spent a few days in Denver last week visiting friends and attending to some very important business while here. They left Tuesday evening for home. The funeral of Eva Craig, who died last Sunday morning at 1 o'clock was held from the home of her parents at 2926 Larimer street, Tuesday afternoon. Rev. George Williams, assisted by Rev. Perkins, conducted the funeral services. Interment was at Riverside cemetery. Undertaker Q. J. Gilmore had charge of the funeral. --- J. F. Turner has moved his barber shop to 1918 Lawrence street. It is being fitted up at this time and is open for business. The funeral of Mr. Joseph Wilson of Chicago, who died Monday morning at the residence of Mrs. Howards, 2336 Curtis street, was held from the undertaking parlors of Q. J. Gilmore Tuesday afternoon at 2 o'clock. Interment was at Riverside cemetery. Mrs. Lawrence Stephen is in Mercy hospital, where she underwent an operation this week. She is resting well at this time. J. W. Jackson left the city Tuesday night over the Burlington for Washington, where he was summoned to confer with Republicans from other parts of the country on matters relative to the national campaign. He will be gone from the city two or three weeks. The New Thought Club met with Mrs. A. L. Froman Wednesday night and Chas. S. Muse interested the audience with an elaborate treatise on "Force of thought,"after which a lively discussion followed. At the next regular meeting "Suggestive Therapeutics" will be discussed. Mrs. M. E. Mackey, who has been visiting relatives in Illinois and Missouri for some time, returned to the city and is once more at home at 2260 Pennsylvania avenue. She is ready for business and her patrons in hair goods can rest assured of prompt and first-class service as of old. She will be glad to see all of her old customers and many new ones. Doubly sad was the death of Mr. Alexander whose wife died only a week before and also of his niece Mrs. Menear who died the same day. The double funeral was held from Central Church Wedndsday, Rev. Beckham officiating. Pneumonia caused all the deaths. Dr. E. L. Faulkner has moved his office to 2029 Lawrence street, upstairs. His 'phone and office hours remain the same. Mesdames. Perkins and Watts and Miss Constance Watts of Colorado Springs are the guests of Mrs. Wm. Moore of Humboldt street. In company with Mrs. Dishman they were callers at this office Thursday. George E. McNeil leaves the city April 1 for Oklahoma to make his home. WARD CHAPEL, A. M. E. CHURCH. Look out for the big raley at Shorter A. M. E. church, Sunday, March 22, at 2:30 p. m., for the benefit of Ward A. M. E. church. Remember the pastor and members of the later church are doing what they can to lift a mortgage debt which dates back fourteen years. The amount is $500. Please come out at the time and hour mentioned and help us. We look for a generous public to share with us in our struggles. All pastors and their congregations are requested to be present at the hour. The Masonic fraternity, Odd Fellows, K. of Ps., and True Reformers and all other societies not mentioned in this appeal are cordially invited to meet with us at the hour. A special program is arranged for the hour. Rev. A. E. Reynolds, pastor of Zion Baptist church, will preach at that hour. Music by Zion and Shorter's choirs. The Chi Spi Club will also attend the Musical-Social at Scott M. E. Church Thursday, March 26th. A great time is anticipated. Word has been received from the A. M. E. university at Quindaro that Miss Ethel Minor is fast becoming an accomplished performer upon the violin-cello as she now fills an important part in the university orchestra at Western university. Not only this, so great has been her impression musically upon the Kansas City people that she often performs in the leading churches alone and with the organization. The Denver people already know her ability as a pianist and her wonderful development since her study of music composition under Prof. Jackson is very commendable. Miss Minor is the daughter of Mrs. Eva Minor of Glenarm Place, and who is so well known in Colorado Springs. Much honor is being reflected upon the mother because of her daughter's accomplishments. IN LOVING MEMORY OF MY BROTHER, WILBUR GRAY. Gone from us, yes, gone forever. Back to earth to return? No, never, He has crossed over the divide so fair Where there is no parting, death or care. Through Death's valley we all must pass In advancement to a higher class. Lord keep us turned unto that light, So angels may know we are in sight. Oh heavenly Father, how can we live? "Show pity, Lord. Oh Lord, forgive." Into thy care, Thou took him to keep For we know Thou didst o'er sinners weep. Oh, brother, though we miss you here, For to our hearts you were so dear, We would not have you back again In this world of wickedness and pain. God, our Father, knoweth best, And though it is an awful test, If we keep our incense burning rare His glory we shall see sometime some- where. MRS. HARRY POLK, 2937 Glenarm Place. A HOME IN TRINIDAD. Persons who go to Trinidad and wish 1st-class accommodations should go to 119 Plum street, where Ed. Toxford is prepared to receive you. Phone Red 772. DR. VASS AT ZION. Dr. Vass, after speaking at the Alliance Sunday afternoon and at Zion all week, has certainly won the esteem of the people for his ready wit and intelligence and deep biblical research Dr. Vass is an able, forcible speaker and everyone not hearing one of his lecture will miss an invaluable treat. He speaks to the Alliance Sunday. NEW PRESIDING ELDER. The following order has been issued filling the vacancy in the Colorado Springs district of the A. M. E. church: This is to certify that the Rev. John Turner is appointed presiding elder of the Colorado Springs district, the said district being under the jurisdiction of the Colorado Annual Conference of the A. M. E. church. Given under my hand and denominational seal this 12th day of March, 1908. Rev. Turner wishes to state to all the ministers under his charge that all the dates arranged by the presiding elder who preceded him will remain and the engagements kept by him. Rev. J. C. Bell of Salt Lake will have charge of the Trinidad charge, succeeding him. Denver, Colo., March 10, 1908. Union Health and Accident Co. Gentlemen:—Your check for $10 In settlement of my claim for accident just received. I desire to thank the company for this prompt and satisfactory adjustment, and it will always be a pleasure to me to say an appreciative word for the management. I wish you every success. Very truly yours, JOSEPH H. KELLEY. 2222 Arapahoe. A COLORADO BOY'S SUCCESS AT COLLEGE The Inter-State Literary Society's prize-winner in original music, "Nocturne," composed and written by Mr. Clyde Andrews of Denver, Colo., now attending Western University at Quindaro, has been published in high-class sheet music form for the piano, and organ, and is now being sold all over the Western states by Professors Albert Ross and R. G. Jackson of Western University. Every loyal Coloradoan should back up this Colorado boy by purchasing a copy and thus inspire other Colorado boys and girls to see a higher ideal in music for them, than this degrading shake-your-foot rag-time music. Encourage those who reach up. Mailed to any address at half price, 15 cents each. Send today. Address Music Department, Western University, Box 725, Quindaro; Kans. For sale also by Misses Mable and Jessie Andrews, 2516 Curtis street, Denver, Colo. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. THE ALLIANCE PROGRAM. Mr. Thos. Campbell presented a very weighty paper before the Alliance Sunday on "Colonization." After having outlined his plan, he discussed the feasibility and attending conditions and circumstances which elicited quite a bit of discussion. Mr. Campbell made quite a few of manly utterances as he strongly put his argument. His paper presented a working basis. Fuller details will appear in this paper. CARD OF THANKS. We wish to thank the many friends who so kindly assisted us during the sickness and death of our beloved husband, father, son and brother, Wilbur Gray. May God reward you. Mrs. Mary Gray and Sons. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Gray. Mr. and Mrs. James Baldwin. Mr. and Mrs. Wiley Price. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Clarke. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Polk. QUEEN OF SHEBA COURT NO. 8. Come and hear Chas. D. Clem, poet and reader, April 8, at 1712 Curtis street. Music rendered by Denver's best talent. Admission 15 cents. LOOK OUT, FOR WE ARE COMING! With our great annual ball and banquee. Slpper free. Watch for date and place. Leanard Anderson, Pres. W. A. RICE, Secretary. John Watkins, Treasurer. ST. PATRICK SOCIAL wich a la St. Patrick, sliced cold turkey a la Parnell, celery de Dennis, O'Reilly's jellied chicken, Irish potatoes from Cork, Curran cake with Dublin ice cream, Killarney sweet pickles, cup Thomas Moore's tea, Hooligan coffee, Kathleen Aaron bon bons and shamrock mints. So enjoyable was this unique event that many were loud in the praise of the committee for such a rare treat. The crowded house left the pleasure about midnight. A Diamond in the Dark. It is said that some diamonds will shine by their own light when placed in a dark room. Prof. Crookes, of London, says that when diamonds are placed in a vacuum and exposed to a current of electricity, they shine with different colored lights. He has seen them emit bright blue, pale blue, apricot, red, yellowish-green, pale green and orange rays. One beautiful green diamond in his possession, when phosphorescing in a good vacuum, gave almost as much light as a candle. The light was pale green. --- Miss Ruth Robinson was the hostess at a very pleasant party a few evenings ago. Taffy-pulling was the chief amusement and was participated in by the following: Misses Marthena and Eva Palmer, Eunice Ashford, Virgil and Ruby Gaskin, Vivian Taylor and Wm. Ashfard, Jr. A pleasant time is reported. Mrs. H. H. Jones, the estimable wife of our pastor, has been successful in organizing a much needed auxiliary to the A. M. E. church. A sewing circle has long been one of the needs of the church and under the efficient management of Mrs. Jones promises to be a very profitable enterprise. The last meeting of the Arnett Missionary Society of Allen's A. M. E. church proved very interesting and highly instructive. Among the good things rendered was an excellent paper prepared by Mrs. H. H. Jones and read by the pastor. "Missions" was the subject and was handled in a very pleasing and inspiring manner. A song by the girls in class No. 2, of which Miss Mae Smith is teacher, was very sweetly rendered. Rev. Hardy, of Tennessee, is conducting a series of meetings at the Second Baptist church in our city. The meetings are very well attended and considerable interest is manifested, several accepting Christ. Rev. Hardy is an enthusiastic worker and great spiritual results are hoped for before the close of the meetings. Mrs. George Mitchell entertained the members at the last regular meeting of the Search Light Club at the cozy home of Mrs. Wm. Ashford. Mrs. Wm. Dewese read an article on "Sara, the Wife of Abraham." The composition showed careful thought and study and was animatedly discussed by all the members present. Dainty refreshments were served at the close of the meeting. Mrs. Charles Bowler was to have entertained the sowing circle last Monday afternoon, but owing to illness was unable to attend. She was represented by Mrs. Mae Smith, who assisted by Mrs. Landor served at the close of the session delicious choco- late and wafers. The meeting was held at the parsonage. The members attending were: Rev. and Mrs. H. H. Jones, Mrs. J. C. Gaskin, Mrs. Chas. Lucas, Mrs. H. C. Jefferson, Mrs. E. F. Landor and Miss Mae Smith. Our minds are still reverting to the past quarterly conference which convened here a few weeks ago. Presiding Elder delighted his hearers with his most excellent counsellings. Love feast and communion were entered into with the sweet peace and harmony which becometh all Christians. The communion altar cheered more hearts than have been cheered at any former service of its kind in Allen's A. M. E. church in Cheyenne, Wyo., for many a day. Mrs. H. C. Jefferson proved herself a charming hostess at a recent meeting of the Searchlight Club at which the husbands of the members were entertained. Mrs. Clara G. Ashford, the chairman of the program committee, was choice in her selection of speakers for the occasion, the addresses by Messrs. E. F. Landor, H. C. Jefferson and J. A. Baker were exceptionally good. Special mention is made of Mr. Baker's address. His subject was "Our Mothers" and for depth of thought and beauty of expression was fine from a literary standpoint. The program was interspersed with music, both vocal and instrumental, Miss Lillian Jefferson and Mrs. Baker playing beautiful piano selections, Mrs. J. E. Smith and Mrs. E. F. Landor rendering vocal solos. After the program the guests repaired to the dining room, where a sumptuous repast was served. Mrs. Jefferson was assisted in serving by Mrs. Wm. Dewese and the Misses Lillian Jefferson and S. Katheryn Thistle. Yes, the long looked for and much talked of "Leap Year Party" given by the Search Light Club is at last a thing of the past. Last Thursday evening witnessed the great event. The ladies of the Search Light Club have entertained and entertained, but never in its history has the Club equalled the Leap Year Party. To begin with, the decorations were beautiful, crimson hearts being the chief decoration and their appearance was a joy in itself. Tables spread with dainty spotless linens and laces on which shone brilliant candelabra, tinkling silver, dainty China and cut glass were in profusion. And the flowers, roses and carnations in great abundance. The ladies and gentlemen were very tastefully and appropriately attired for the occasion, most of them being in full dress. Had a prize been awarded for uniqueness of costume, Mrs. Clara Ashford would have won with out any effort, as tastefully attired in the latest ladies "cut-away" she presented a most stunning appearance. A derby hat and dainty walking stick added much to the attractiveness of her costume. Messrs. Orlandor and Wayne Gaskin, two of the gentlemen in attendance to be honored by lady escorts were conveyed to the party in an automobile. Their escorts were the Misses Mae. Smith and S. Katheryn Thistle. The ladies of the Search Light Club has received many congratulations on the success of their entertainment. MRS. E. F. LANDOR: Correspondent. PAGE & When a perfectly strange woman came for the solled clothes three weeks ago the mistress of the house came to the conclusion that her own laundress had simply employed a new messenger, and made no comment on the circumstances. But when two weeks had gone by, and still the old laundress—known as Susan, no last name having been mentioned—did not appear, the mistress of the house felt that she would be lacking in her duty if she did not make some inquiry about her. "Where is Susan?" she asked the tall and bony structure who came for the clothes. "She has gone to Pennsylvania to live, yessum," returned this person, with composure. "She went to Pennsylvania some time ago, an' she lef' good-by fer yuh, but s'long es yuh didn't seem tuh notis I didn't say nuffin'." "But why didn't she come and tell me and allow me to make some arragements about my laundry?" asked Susan's ex-mistress. "Well, she lef' yo' clothes tuh meh. She made a will an' lef' dem clothes tuh meh. Wese allus been good frien's, and so w'en she lef' she say I may wash yo' clothes long ez I wush tuh, an' dere wuz no use use worrying yuh 'bout it, now was dere!" To which moderate and sensible question the mistress of the house could only remain speechless.—Baltimore American. BOTH OF THEM SATISFIED Business Man Had Joke and Book Agent Practice. "I wonder," said the tall man in the suit of faded black, "if I could interest you in a new and cheap edition of the works of Anthony Trollope." "I don't know," answered the man at the desk. "Go ahead and let me hear what you have to say." The book agent began at once. "Every student of literature knows," he said, "that Anthony Trollope was one of England's great novelists. It is true, perhaps, that he wrote for a limited class." And so on, for ten minutes. "No," said the man at the desk, turning again to his work, "you haven't succeeded in interesting me a bit." "That's all right," rejoined the tall man in the suit of faded black, replacing the sample volumes in his valise with imperturbable composure. "I have just started out canvassing with these books, and I was only practicing on you." POWER OF THE ROTHSCHILDS. Accumulated Wealth Soon to Make Influence of House Enormous. It has been calculated that at the present rate of accumulation the Rothschilds will own by the middle of the present century some £2,000,000,000 sterling, or nearly enough to pay off the national debt three times over, says a writer in the Grand Magazine, of London, England. The imagination is staggered and fails to realize the power which is represented by such figures. It could finance, or it could stop, a war; it could delay the industrial development of a country for a generation; or it could, on the other hand, enable a country which it favored to beat all its industrial rivals. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. A power like this must have its fingers on all the arteries through which flows the life-blood of commerce, the ebb and flow of which it can regulate uncontrolled. For Happiness in Marriage. I have spoken of the only true and right motive for marriage, and venture my opinion that marriage should not be too eagerly sought by either sex, but rather waited for until the certainty has come that one loves worthily and well. I mean, that for a man to say to himself, in cold blood, that it is time he should marry, and, for that reason, to look about for a wife—instead of being aware that he loves and therefore desires to marry the one beloved woman—is, to my thinking, as unwise and in almost as poor taste as for a girl to discover that it is time she were settled in life and, in consequence, set about trying to attract a husband. In neither case is happiness in marriage likely to be the result of such a quest.—Louise Chandler Moulton. WHEN BABY LEARNED TO WALK. Father Wanted to Start Him at Once on Career of Usefulness. "Children seem to be considered a nuisance among the rich nowadays," remarked a well known business man who has a large family, "and to the poor they are a luxury, so between the two extremes it is a little surprising that the infant population keeps up to its record. In the olden days it was different. Every man and every woman believed it a duty to their God and to their country to raise a large family, and they fulfilled the obligation with a good grace. But times have changed. The moneyed man of to-day has no time for children. He has his business to look after and his rents to collect, while his wife is continually on the go with social engagements and appointments with her modiste. So the stork is left to shiver in the cold. But the poor man is sometimes as guilty as the rich in this matter. He has a family of children, but he has no time for them. I heard this illustrated by a little story the other day. A working man who lives in one of the poorer districts of the city has seven children, the youngest of whom recently graduated from the creeping stage of its existence. The father was sitting in the kitchen when he heard the voice of one of his daughters who was in another room. 'Papa,' she said, 'the baby can walk.' 'Can he? Well, send him around the corner for a pint,' replied the parent, and resumed his reading."—N. Y. Press. The city council of Springfield, Mass., has referred to the law officer of the city a petition for the removal of some billboards in Main street which have been eyesores for many years. The patience of citizens is at an end, and hundreds of them have signed a request for the abatement of the nuisance. Street Railway Accidents. One of the startling facts developed by the public service commission of New York city is that over 200 persons are killed or seriously injured every month by the urban railways under the commission's jurisdiction. The annual toll of deaths in accidents is between 500 and 600. THE MAYOR OF BROOKLYN CLU ader The Leader We are the public 2057½ La hair good all kinds, have a f latest Pan nets of all Miss G. MRS. A. M. POPE-TURNBO. MRS. 4 years ago my hair was only a finger-length, and my temples were bald half way up my head. 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Mrs. Lizzie Richards, agent Main 6791. 2223 Market St. St. Louis, Mo. THE NEEDMORE CLUB J. B. MOORE, PROP. Cigars and Pool A Pleasant Place for Pleasant People. 2343 Larimer St. Phone Main 8146. L. ROBERTS. The Original Hair Growers We Grew Our Hair Now Let Us Grow Yours with "PORO" by hair just covered shoulders. A real work of growing all kinds, all qual- of hair, even to the growing of hair persons scorned the idea that such a grown the hair for hundreds, rapidly the value of our work is that we are be- s whose own hair we have actually have very frequently menticed us saving that "theirs is the same" or "just We advise you to use only "PORO" of its kind). See that the name "PO- without it. Prepared only by MRS. A. IMITATIONS. POPE-TURNBO Bell Phone Bomont 3109. A. HOLLY 2118 Arapahoe Stree 04 Hill street. ent Main 6791. TRADE MARK (Registered) KNEW ALL ABOUT THE AUTO. Another Sample of the Man Who Can't Be Wrong. The other afternoon a single-seated automobile, driven by a well-dressed woman, stopped in the middle of the car tracks at Sixteenth and Curtis streets, and refused to budge. The woman pushed levers and turned cranks, but there was nothing doing. After two street cars had come to a stop and a crowd of perhaps 25 persons had gathered near her, she requested some of the spectators to push the machine to the curb. This was done, and the woman continued to th.ker at it. Just then one of those men who knows it all came along. "The sparker's busted," he said, taking a look under the machine. "Is that so?" said the woman, still tinkering. "Yes," said the man who knew it all. "That machine will never run until a new sparker is put in. You see I know. I used to work in a factory where machines like that are made. I understand the automobile thoroughly. I saw at once that the sparker was out of commission and that there was no more 'run' in that machine." Here he looked about him for the approbation of the crowd. The woman kept tinkering. "No use," he continued. "It won't go. I couldn't be wrong. A man who knows the gasoline auto as thoroughly as I do couldn't make a mistake. I—" Just then the machine began to puff. The woman got in and away it went. There was a joker in the crowd. Stepping up to the man who made the big talk, he said: "My friend, you're right. That machine will never run until a new sparker is put in it." A policeman happened along in time to prevent a fight—Denver Post. Dog's Wonderful Devotion: The devotion of a Newfoundland dog was pathetic. His master had gone out in a boat which had overturned and had been drowned. A rescuing party arrived on the scene just too late and took the body to the other side of the lake, a mile away. The dog arrived at the edge of the water just in time to see the body of his master lifted out. Plunging in, he swam across the lake. The poor animal licked the hands and face and when he saw that his caresses were in vain he seated himself at his master's feet and refused to move. He followed the hearse to the burying groupd and seated himself disconsolately at the side of the grave until the services were over. Then every day he made a trip to the little cemetery and lay with his head between his paws beside the grave. A few weeks went by and the dog began to pine. He refused to eat his food and his visits to the grave became more frequent. And then one night when the wind was howling he started out alone. A few days later they found his body on the shore and buried him beside his master. Ceremony Occupies 41 Lines Eight Feet Long In the Telling. Rameses II died 4,000 years ago, but some facts concerning his life are oming THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. Mr. Mills only secured Fred after a hard struggle. The bird alighted on the foretop of the steamship one afternoon. There was a heavy wind and the big bird was tired out. Mr. Mills climbed aloft and after a struggle succeeded in bringing Fred to the deck. Fred, however, almost took them both overboard on the way down from the foretop. He struggled with his large wings and nearly took the officer from the rigging. Mr. Mills, however, clung to his prize, and the result was that Fred became the pet and mascot of the ship. It was only with his captor that he would become friendly. To anyone else approaching he shows his beak and threatens them with his claws and they keep their distance. Seattle Post Intelligencer. Non-Barking Dogs. To teach a dog not to bark would seem to be as impossible a task as teaching a child not to cry or a boy not to talk loud, but there is a case on record where a dog was so taught, although it took the trainer three years to accomplish it. Then he thought he had a dog that differed from all the other dogs in the world, but in this he was mistaken, for there are at least three varieties of dogs that never bark—the lion-headed dog of Thibet, the shepherd dog of Egypt and the Australian dog. The law in some countries is quite severe on night-barking dogs. In Japan, for instance, the owner of the dog is liable to arrest and to a penalty of one year's work on the complaint of anyone who has been disturbed by the barking. There would be a good many arrests made if a law of that kind should be enforced in any of our suburban towns.—N. Y. Herald. Where Curfew Should Ring. The father who is chasing the dollar to the sacrifice of his boy must also answer for the worthlessness of his offspring. He not only chases the dollar all day, but must needs go out to his club at night and thereby deny the boy even this short time before retiring which might be made of great value to the boy. As we stated in an article last week, we believe the greatest curse to this country to-day is not the barrooms and other temptations that lure the boy astray, but the great and growing deficiencies in home ties and home sacredness. Let the proper influence and guidance be thrown around the boy at home and there need not be so much fear from these others. And further still, there would be not so much demand for the cursew ordinances.—Blackstone Courier. PORTER'S SHINING PARLOR. Strictly first-class. A nice place for ladies to have their shoes dressed or wait while you have your dressed. We carry a full line of shoe laces, all styles. If you are wearing tan shoes and wish to change them to black call on us. We guarantee all work. We call for shoes that are within a reasonable distance. Open 7:30 to 9 p.m. Phone Main 5639. WILL TAYLOR, Prop., 911 Eighteenth street "A Firstclass Resort for Gentlemen" THE NEWPORT SALOON DICK FRAZIER AND TOM LEWIS, PROPRIETORS. THE ONLY COLORED SALOON IN DENVER. NEWLY OPENED WITH ALL ACCOMMODATIONS. Telephone Main 7413 1845 Arapahoe St. Denver, Colorado A Convenient Place to have Your Mail Directed The Finest equipped Pool and Club Rooms west of the Mississippi River. Drop in and see us. Just around the corner from the Union Depot. Phone Main 6128 WHEN YOU ARE IN THE CITY ABOVE THE CLOUDS CALL AT THE LAKE COUNTY SOCIAL CLUB FRANK WHITSELL and CHARLES SEYMOUR Proprietors. WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS WHIST, CHECKERS ANDOTHER PAST IME GAMES. PHONE—373. 106 EAST SECOND ST., LEADVILLE COLO- THE CALUMET SOCIAL CLUB Lawrence Stephen, Mgr. A FIRSTCLASS RESORT Come and have a Quiet Smoke Come and Have a Quiet Smoke. Phone Main 8232 2149 Curtis Street Denver Phone Main 2275 TWO JIMS' SOCIAL CLUB Denver's Favorite Pleasure Resort Whirl pool, chess checkers and other pastime games 1859 Chimpa Street PAGE 7. SALOON PROPRIETOR & ALL ACCOMMODATION 7413 Denver, Colorado A. JAS. F. CLARK. The Statesman C. A. FRANKLIN, Editor. TERMS. One year ... $2.00 Six months ... $1.00 Three months ... $ Entered at the postoffice at Denver, Colorado, as second class mailmatter TERMS. $.2.00 Six months .....$1.00 Three months ..$.50 toffice at Denver, Colorado, as second class mailmatter. One year ..... $2.00 Six months ..... $1.00 Three months ..... $ .50 Entered at the postoffice at Denver, Colorado, as second class mailmatter. PHONE MAIN 7905. HELP US Many changes are occurring in requiring new arrangement of our mail reach you on Saturday, notify us at or be corrected by notification. No papering the subscriber. POLITICAL DIFEERENCES HELP US BE PROMPT. are occurring in the districts of the Denver postoffice, cement of our mailing galleys. If your paper does not y, notify us at once. Do not delzy. The fault can only cation. No paper should be as late as Monday in reach- Many changes are occurring in the districts of the Denver postoffice, requiring new arrangement of our mailing galleys. If your paper does not reach you on Saturday, notify us at once. Do not delzy. The fault can only be corrected by notification. No paper should be as late as Monday in reaching the subscriber. Ought not Disturb the Social and Business Unity of the Race After one of the bitterest fights in the history of the county, C. C. Hamlin of Colorado Springs has won out over Franklin E. Brooks in the Republican primaries. At once, with the wisdom and kindliness that marks a man of foresight and power, he announces to his friends that his thanks are theirs, and to his opponents, he says that the success of the Republican party and its harmony outweigh private revenge and that the close of the polls marked a cessation of the Hamlin-Brooks fight so far as he is concerned. The large part which colored voters of El Paso county took in the contest, it being the all-absorbing topic among them for months, causes us to comment upon Mr. Hamlin's action, hoping thereby our people may do likewise. The success of the party causes him to subordinate the very human feeling of revenge to the good of Republicanism, and the many vital points in which we are bound together both by a fellow feeling and by environment, ought to cause us to hang together lest we hang separately. It is natural that he will differ on men whom we support for office, but the great questions that bear upon our conditions, admit of no difference except on methods of settlement. The Statesman, therefore, condemns without stint any disposition upon the part of negrces when differing upon one proposition, to drag all down to common ruin for the sake of the one. This is a white man's country. Our theoretical rights and our actual ones are as far apart as the poles. The only way we can get a reasonable share of what is our due is to hold --- PAGE & THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO; TERMS. fast to every gain, guarding it jealously as a precious possession for the whole race, and at the same time choose whatever method suits the individual, to seek further advantage. Business and politics make strange bed fellows among white people, and common misery should serve to bind us together on the great majority of matters. The colored friends of Mr. Hamlin are triumphant over the Brooks adherents and they will have a glorious opportunity to say to all of our people, as their leader has said to all Republicans, the good of the whole is more important than the relentless pursuit of individual advantage. In this they will have no less noble example than Lincoln himself, who had not yet ended the four years' bloody war before he was busy with mercy, binding up the wounds of the South. Let us war among ourselves over leadership, but let our front to the American people be unbroken. Let us not let any contest among whites set up internecine strife among us. Colorado Springs is the first battleground of this year's campaign. The negroes of Colorado must emerge from it a unit no matter how they may stand on candidates during it. Our friends in Little London have been given the cue by Mr. Hamlin and the state at large has a right to expect them to set an example of race unity by which we all may profit. Success Knows No Color Line Searchers for "our native drama" might go further and fare much worse than to pause for an appreciative moment over the "Bandana Land' of those two gifted gentlemen of color. Messrs. Williams and Walker. Only their popularity and commercial suc SHALL THE RACE TRY LYNCH LAW ON THE REPUBLICAN PARTY? Peace and Prosperity It is so easy to criticise, to tear down, that it is not remarkable that this year, the opposition to the Republican party has by fair and foul means won many Negroes to their cause. The Statesman believes in the destiny of the Republican party. Not all members of that party are kindly disposed to us, but the great bulk of our friends are allied with it, and our hope lies with it rather than with Democracy. To the end that it may win success at the polis, we offer this space for contributions from our readers bearing on the political situation, with only the usual restrictions of size, legibility, etc. Trust thyself; every heart vibrates to that iron string. Accept the place the divine providence has found for you, the society of your contemporaries, the connection of events. Great men have always done so, and confided themselves child-like to the genius of their age, betraying their perception that the absolutely trustworthy was seated at their heart, working through their hands, predominating in all their being. And we are now men, and must accept in the highest mind the same transcedent destiny; and not minors and invalids in a protected corner, not cowards fleeing before a revolution, but guides, redeemers, and benefactors, obeying the Almighty effort and advancing on Chaos and the Dark.—Emerson. cess saves them and their colleagues from being dragged into the rarified air of really literary criticism. Certainly they have supplied the most interesting "American" musical comedy of the day. The massive Williams takes the part of Skunkton Bowser, a big, wellmeaning, easy-going, illiterate negro, who has fallen heir to a lot of money, which his self-appointed guardian, Bud Jenkins, is helping him to secure. The slenderer, vivacious Walker impersonates the clever, crafty Jenkins. Each of these men is an artist in his own vein, and surely not since the palmy days of Weber and Fields has there been any more amusing and really legitimate comedy in a musical play than the scenes between these two, with the big man compelled to trust to the superior worldly wisdom of the other, and yet always vaguely aware that he is being "done." The scene is laid just outside a town in northern Georgia, and the droll sincerity of the author's point of view is suggested by the fact that the plot hinges on a negro corporation's plan to buy up a desirable tract of land and turn it into a park for colored people, in the hope that the white folks will gladly buy them out at several times the original cost. The first meeting of the corporation is held in the back yard of Amos Simmons, the owner of the property, and the members struggle in, one by one, leaning on canes, complaining of rheumatism, each with his few words of greeting. This is all sung—ragtime ingeniously turned into a sort of recitative much after the fashion of "grand" opera—the whole chorus naturally falling into a song about the weather. "Tain't Gwine to Be No Rain," when all are assembled. The whole is an adaption of negro rythms and actual lite to musical comedy, which makes the cackling entrance of the ordinary Broadway chorus look very crude and childish indeed. There is charming dancing by both principals and by Mrs. Aida Overton Walker, and a ragtime song by Walker's "Bon Bon Buddle. the Chocolate Drop, Dat's Me"—quaintly reminiscent, by the way, of the "Villa" song in "The Mery Widow"—of which the audience can scarcely get enough. With such things as "The Soul Kiss" representing the setting our white managers choose to provide for such an artist as Genee, colored people ought to be pretty proud of such an entertainment as this. The authors of the book, Messrs. Shipp and Rogers, are also members of the company, and the composer of the music, Mr. Will Marion Cook, leads the orchestra. It is a fine and cheering sight to see all those able colored people working so harmoniously and effectively together. For themselves, at least, they seem to have solved the negro problem. Meeting with Great Success From page one Financially the church was never in better condition. There are no debts, current or mortgage, outstanding. Notwithstanding the financial depression that has been affecting the country, the trustees and stewards have made a splendid showing for the quarter with the treasuries of all the auxiliaries of the church showing a balance. In order to bring about even more thorough work no less than to accommodate the increased membership, the classes have been increased from seven to twelve. At a meeting of the whole membership last Friday night, Rev. Ward laid a plan before them for raising an Easter collection of $800 to make some needed improvements. ALL A MATTER OF INCHES. Woman's Increased Height Makes Her Superior to Man. I wonder if the love ideals of womanhood are changing with the sex, which is certainly in a transition state. At one time it was a rare event for a woman to marry a man much younger than herself; now it is a common one. Not so very long ago, in her secret heart, the unattached malden rather longed for a master to whom she might play the part of admiring and adoring satellite; but in the present year of grace she prefers to be sovereign herself, and to have a prime minister who is useful and subordinate. Can this change be in any way due to the superior inches of the modern woman? A difference must inevitably exist between the day dreams of the six-foot something and the day dreams of five-foot nothing. Only the other evening, at a concert, I was much struck by the imposing manner in which a very tall woman, splendidly gowned, made her entrance into the room. She swept in as if the whole world belonged to her, while behind her followed an insignificant creature in black carrying her costly cloak, her fan and I don't know what else. Honestly, I felt sorry for him, but realized that my pity was wasted. One could see be exulted in his wife's magnificent appearance and his own subjection.—Black and White, London. GOOD THING TO LEAVE ALONE. Physicians Advice to Those Who Are Fond of Mushrooms. It may be possible that when all the boys are dead they will quit eating toadstools and dying in spasms therefrom. The edible and poisonous varieties of these fungi are too close together in general and species for the average youngster to differentiate them. It continues, after many years, to be the same old story: Eat it; if it kills you it is a toadstool; if it agrees with you it is a mushroom. Some years ago the department of agriculture at Washington issued an elaborate and beautiful set of illustrations of mushrooms and "near" mushrooms, labeling one set "edible" and the other "poisonous." The story leaked out that the printers got the labels mixed, and that the transposition was not discovered until the work had been sent broadcast. The officials did some tall hustling in an effort to call in the issue. A well-known physician said to me the other day: "Owing to the very great difficulty in ordinary life of detecting the true from the false, my mushroom advice has usually been 'let both kinds alone.'"—New York Press. Porpoises in New York Harbor. New York harbor was treated to a strange visitation one night recently. A school of porpoises, numbering as many as 100, and headed by a venerable patriarch in gray whiskers, swam in, took a leisurely survey of their surroundings and then returned to the open, something for which the oldest inhabitant could recall no precedent, says the Boston Transcript. The visitors came in through the new Ambrose deep water channel. Perhaps they assumed that it had been prepared expressly for their accommodation. At any rate, they seemed to approve of it. This phenomenon occurred on the night which a soothsayer had appointed for the submergence of THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. Manhattan by a tidal wave. But the skeptical public did not take alarm. On the contrary, the old watermen said it betokened fine sea weather. A Famous Model. A good many years ago—27, to be exact—the most famous model in the world, Antonio Corsi, wandered from town to town as a strolling minstrel in England. Felix Moscheles, the famous artist, happened to discover him at Dover, brought him to London and employed him as a model. That was the beginning of a really artistic career, and to-day Antonio Corsi has the distinction of being the finest model in the world, as well as the most famous. All classes of painters have been thankful to employ him. He posed for Sargent and Abbey for the well known paintings in the Boston public library, and he has not disdained to appear as Mephistopheles on a can of deviled ham. Could Have Their Choice. Frederick Sandys, described by Ruskin as the greatest of English draughtsmen, was once asked before he was known to fame to paint the portrait of the mayor of a town, a most estimable grocer. The spokesman of the deputation said that the committee was prepared to pay as high as $50 for a good portrait, but on seeing the artist's face grow long, added that they only wanted a half length. "Oh, of course, that makes a difference," said the artist, most urbanely. "Which half would you prefer, gentlemen?" A Narrow Escape. Anxious mother (to small son who has just tumbled down stairs)— "Mercy me, quick! are you killed?" Little Dick—"No, 'm." "Are you hurt much? Do tell me, quick!" "No; that was the luckiest fall I ever had." "Lucky?" "Yes; I only struck one stair on the way down." Strange Behavior. Doctor—"I regret to inform you, Mrs. Tightwad, that I fear your husband is afflicted with softening of the brain." Mrs. Tightwad—"Goodness gracious! What makes you think so?" Doctor—"He insisted on paying me in advance." Gave Name to regular Carriage. Gave Name to Regular Carriage. There is a pretty bit of history in the name of that vehicle, the fiacre. St. Fiacre was an Irishman of noble birth who went over to France in the seventh century and lived as a hermit in a forest near Meaux. His popularity became very great in the France of later centuries. When Sauvage started public hackney coaches in Paris in 1640 he found the most tenvenient center for them to be an inn in the Rue St. Martin, named Hotel St. Fiacre and adorned with an image of the saint. Hence "fiacre." According to a table contained in the annual report of the Carnegie Foundation showing the annual incomes of nearly 500 colleges and universities in this country, there are only four with incomes above a million dollars. There four are not specified by name, but the Boston Herald suggests that presumably they are Harvard, Columbia, the University of Chicago and the Stanford university. The incomes of half of the whole 500 range all the way from $10,000 to $50,000 only. C. H. HOLLY J. R. GREEN HOLLY & GREEN DEALERS IN Coal and Kindling Wholesale and Retail We handle Canon City Lump, Rex Lump, and Maitland Nut All Coal 25c per Sack. Kindling 15c, two 25c 1024 22nd Street Phone Olive 1984 Denver Colo. CAPTOLIA TEMPLE S M T OF Mask B THURSDAY March 26, 19 AT a Hall 27th and An Harris' Full Orchestra will be two prizes given; one for the best dress most comical dressed gentleman. Refreshments will be served by the siste Committee of Arrangements: y O'Steam, Chairman, Ely, Sister Viney Jackson Sister Lulu Hall, There will be two prizes given; one for the best dressed lady, and one for the most comical dressed gentleman. Sister Mary O'Steam, Chairman, Sister Viney Jackson. Sister Ella Ely, Sister Lulu Hall. mission 35 Admission 35 Cents We Do Job Printing No 133, S. M. T. Will give a grand Sister Fannie Carter, No. 133, S. M. T.