The Rising Son
Thursday, February 22, 1906
Kansas City, Missouri
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RISING SUN
It Pays to Advertise in the Rising Son for it Reaches More Homes of Colored People than any other Paper in the State.
HENRY M. BEARDSLEY REPUBLI
CAN CANDIDATE FOR MAYOR.
On Saturday next, Mr. H. M. Beardsley will, go before the Republicans of this city as a candidate for the mayoralty nomination.
Mr. Beardsley needs no special introduction to the citizens and voters of this municipality. His great activity in public affairs has extended over a period of many years during which time he has been a devoted student on municipal government. In placing himself before the Republican primaries he has outlined his policy in connection with the important questions now pending and which must shortly be brought to a conclusion. In these public issues good citizen is interested. Mr. Beardsley stands in favor of good streets and a clean and healthy city, the granting of franchises to public service corporations only after thorough investigation as to their value, and the se
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curing, in the contract, for the people the lowest charge possible for that which is to be furnished under the franchise granted. If nominated and elected he will require that all corporations holding franchises comply with the terms thereof; that there shall be a further reduction in water rates as speedily as possible. He favors the appointment of competent men for all public services and the insistence upon the faithful performance by them of their duties. Upon the all-important gas question Mr. Beardsley's policy is NOT to yield to the present grossly unreasonable demands of the Gas Trust, but to secure a contract just and fair to the people or by municipal ownership of a gas plant whichever shall best secure the desired result. He maintains that the battle for cheap gas must be won by the interest of all the people and of the growth of the city. He promises that if nominated and elected he will give the next two years of his life to the business of the city.
The attitude of Mr. Beardsley on these important questions is clearly set forth. His unquestioned ability and strong integrity is known to every man, woman and child. His life as a private and public citizen stands without a blemish. Like our noble president, Theodore Roosevelt he has the highest regard for manhood integrity and ability regardless of race or color. The Son takes pleasure in commending Mr. Beardsley to the earnest support of our closest voters and it is hoped that they will be a unit at the primaries next Saturday for Henry M. Beardsley, good government and progressiveness.
LINCOLN INSTITUTE NOTES.
Appropriate exercises, commemorating the life and work of the great emancipator, Lincoln, and given under the auspices of the senior class, were held in the Auditorium and heartily enjoyed by an appreciative audience. Proceeds for the benefit of the Athletic Association.
The Sunshine Circle celebrated Douglass day with an excellent program, including quotations from the speeches of this illustrious race leader, and addresses by President Allen and
Miss Fredrica Sprague, grand-daughter of Douglas. The valentine party was a complete success and afforded an evening of innocent amusement to all who attended it.
One of the most enjoyable and instructive features of daily life in the institution is the practice, inaugurated by President Allen, of calling forth from the students assembled at dinner items of interest gleaned from the daily papers and current magazines. This process occurs daily after the dinner and is attended by many good results. We predict that when these students have established homes of their own, the effects will still remain as salutory and potent influences in keeping down the permiscuous habit of gossiping at table and elsewhere, and in stimulating a desire to store the mind with useful ideas.
The end of the second term is rapidly approaching and students are losing no time from work. It is this daily and hourly discipline of work, industrial or literary or both, that in the end produces the efficient man and woman. For information relative to the summer school, address President B. F. Allen.
New York's "Richest" Rich.
New York has the richest baby, the richest boy, the richest bachelor, the richest spinster, the richest married man and the richest widow in the whole wide world. Parts of this big claim might be overthrown on close scrutiny but we continually bear of little John Nicholas Brown, the richest baby in the world; James Henry Smith, the richest bachelor; William Ziegler, Jr., the richest boy; Miss Stickney, the richest spinster; Rockefeller, the richest of all, etc.
S. W. King of Excellior Springs is building a hotel.
DEATH OF PAUL L. DUNBAR, THE
NEGRO POET.
In the death of Paul Lawrence Dunbar the negro race loses a poet and writer of great fame. Mr. Dunbar died of consumption last Friday at his house in Dayton, Ohio. Mr. Dunbar was born in Dayton, June 27, 1872 and educated in the public school of Dayton. He became an author at the age of 18 and contributed largely to noted magazines and newspapers. Mr. Dunbar possessed more than ordinary ambition and several white men of note came to his rescue. With this encouragement he pursued his work with vigor until he achieved national fame. Mr. Dunbar spent a considerable time in London where he was entertained by many of the leading literary clubs of the city and his work received favorable comment at the hands of the British peers.
Mrs. Mable Peck has returned from California where she spent several weeks.
THE DOMESTIC SCIENCE OF GAR
RISON SCHOOL.
Principal R. T. Coles, of the Garrison School, was asked by our reporter the other day as to the benefit the girls are receiving from the Domestic Science Department of the school. He said, "I am well satisfied with results thus far. That is one of my favorite departments of the school and I pay a great deal of attention to it. At present we have about eighty-five girls taking a course in cooking and practical house-keeping. Miss Robinson, the efficient teacher of that department, is thoroughly competent and much interested in the work. It will pay any one to visit her classes and notice the interest the girls take in the training. For example the following is a part of the first year's course: two lectures a week on care of kitchen
and kitchen utensils, sweeping, dusting, care of brooms, brushes and dusters; scrubbing floors, window cleaning, silver polishing, care of dining room, bed room ventilation, and care of kerosene lamps. The first year's course in cooking, consists of the following, cooking of simple breakfast dishes, bread making, table laying and waiting breakfasts. This training has already begun to make itself felt in the home. For in conversation with many mothers, of these girls, who by force of circumstances are compelled to spend a great deal of time away from home, have turned the house over entirely to the girl and have noticed the difference in interest the girl manifests now to what she did before having had the training.
A few weeks ago one of the Fifth Grade girls, without a mother, was ill and the teacher, with a few of the girl's clasmates visited her home, took charge of the room, put to use their knowledge of housekeeping and ventilation and prepared dainty foods such as cream of tomato soup and dropped eggs on toast. This practical training is the kind all our girls need and will do much to revolutionize our homes. The only regret I have is that the work in my school cannot be more extended."
A GAY LOTHAIRE.
The much touted "Christian Gentleman," B. Allen Morris, has rather peculiar records in love affairs. Although a twice married man, he ardently woes two of Detroit's blushing maidens at one and the same time. About a year ago a correspondent in the Informer told in glowing terms about the splendid Christian work a stranger, by the name of B. Allen Morris, was doing among the children of his neighborhood and about organizing them into a club and training them in the noble work of the Master.
Mr. Morris was to all outward appearances, a gentleman of great piety and high Christian character. No one could blame the pretty maidens of Bethel church for saying that Brother Morris looked good to them, and when two of Bethel's female members seemed to be the elect of the polished gentman, they were looked upon with envy. It was said that Brother Morris had become engaged to both of the fair young ladies, and indeed, was about to be married to one of them when a letter was received in this city from Kansas City, Mo., that reads in part as follows:
Kansas City, Mo., Nov. 24, 1905.
Dear Sir: I am inquiring for my husband. He is quite a church worker among the young people. His name is Burt Allen Morris. We were married here in Kansas City the 29th day of June, 1903. We moved to Chicago. After a month he deserted me; then after a time he came back to Kansas City; then he deserted me here and went back to Detroit. Now I hear he is married to some woman in Detroit. He hasn't got any divorce from me. I am still his wife. He was a Mason and belonged to the Westport Lodge here, but he is suspended now. Will you kindly inform me as to this woman, her name and address. I cannot understand my husband's treatment of me.
The startling nature of the contents of this letter started an investigation that has resulted in uncovering a rather checkered career on the part of Morris, who only last fall matriculated in Wilberforce University, intending to enter the ministry.
Mr. Morris is alleged to have been married in Chicago November 1, 1899, by Rev. J. F. Thomas, and again June 29th, 1904, in Kansas City, Mo., by Rev. F. J. Peck. Deserted wife No. 2 in Chicago and came to Detroit.
Wife No. 1 applied for divorce in Chicago, but dropped it upon learning of his engagements in this city, and certain Detroit maiden consider now themselves exceeding fortunate that they were not duped into marrying the oftime groom.
The authorities of Wilberforce were communicated with and when they asked an explanation from the gay young man, he declared that he would straighten the matter up to their satisfaction, and left the University for that purpose, saying he was coming to Detroit. He has not been seen in this city, and his present whereabouts are unknown. He is a tall, brown-skinned man of about thirty years, with pleasing manners and gentlemanly bearing.
LEXINGTON NEWS
Quarterly meeting was held at the A. M. E. Church, February 11. The Presiding Elder, Rev. Barksdale was not able to be here on account of being sick. Rev. Macomie of Kansas City, Kansas officiated in his stead. Everything passed off very nicely. Miss Katie Wilson and several other young friends were in Independence last week attending an entertainment.
The Grand Chancelor, A. W. Lloyd of the K. of P. was in the city February 1, for the purpose of settling the claim of the Sir Booker. He paid to the legal heirs $66.66. He had only been a member about four months at the time of his death. Professor Huston of Sedalia was in company with him.
Rev. Hays preached at the Baptist church Sunday, morning and evening.
Mr. Joseph Myers went to Moberly on the 31 of January, 1906 to attend the wedding of Mr. Walter Woddel. On his return home he lost a very fine hat. We are very sorry of his misfortune in losing his hat.
Mr. Jake Fagett is a candidate for elected, for he is all right.
Treasurer. We hope he will be re-Doctor Ball is expecting to build early in the spring.
Miss Mary Hoard spent several days with her mother in Independence last week.
Mrs. Prazier the mother of Mr. Barnet is quite ill.
Mr. Ugene Conway went to Kansas City on business on the 6th of February and also Mrs. Morris.
Mr. William Ford just got back from Indianapolis, attending a convention of the coal miners. He said the miners and operators agreed to disagree but will have another meeting in March.
Mr. Nelson Waters of Kansas City was in the city visiting his sister, Mrs. Hawkins and friends. He returned to his home Monday evening.
Mr. Madle and Miss Mattle Shaffer was united in matrimony February 11, 1906. Rev. Wm. Thirkle officiated. We wish them a long and prosperous life.
The M. E. Conference will set here on the 14th of March, 1906. The members and friends are making great preparation to entertain them all.
Mr. Hedge is a candidate for Police Judge and we think if he is elected he will make a good one. All candidates that wish their names announced in our paper or want our support must pay just what they pay any other paper in the city, for our paper has as many readers as any other paper, more especially among our people.
Mr. Walter W. Russel is a candidate for City Assessor and I think he will make a good one.
If you try enough you will seldom have to cry "enough."
He can easily be fearless who dare not make foes.
Documentary Proof of Idiocy
"Look here, old chap, I'll give you a valuable tip." said the experienced married man to the prospective bridegroom. "Don't let your wife keep a diary on the honeymon. My wife did that, and now whenever we quarrel she brings it out and reads some of the idiotic things I said to her then."—London Tit-Bits.
All Around Athlete.
Ald. W. Anker Simmons of Henley-on-Thames town council, has just accomplished a remarkable feat near the famous reach of the Thames at Henley. He walked, ran, cycled, rowed and then swam 200 yards all under eight minutes. As Mr. Simmons is 48 years of age, the feat is all the more noteworthy.
Find Wealth in Bag
Discovering a bag in the streets of Sydney, Australia, a man took it to the police station, where it was found to contain gold and banknotes to the value of £850, and subsequently a hatless old man, a inatic, who was wandering aimlessly through the streets, was found to be the owner.
Eighteenth Century Earrings
The eighteenth century saw the glorification of the earring, fashionable beauties outlying each other with the rarest and most beautiful jewels. There is no doubt that the earring is one of the prettiest feminine adornment and as such well deserves its present popularity.
Worth More Than a Smile
A generous stork visited a certain home uptown and left a pair of babies. A few days afterward the father and a friend who congratulated him and said: "I hear the Lord has smiled upon you." "Smiled!" exclaimed the proud parent; "He laughed above srl!"
A. Lost Opportunity.
"Woman just dropped dead In the bargain crush at the ribbon counter!" cried the floorwalked excitedly. "How noportune!" exclaimed the head of the firm. "Our undertaking department won't be open until next Monday!"-Catholic Standard.
A Language Lesson.
Hans Hansen called to see how his friend Ole Olsen was making out with his fine new job—street sweeping. Says Olsen: "Vall. I tank I like the shob all right." At which anguity restorted Hansen: "Shob? Doan say 'shob;' say 'job.'"
Easy to Identify Sisters.
It is an easy matter to pick out sisters in a group of children on the continent, for girls of the same family are dressed just alike. in the Breton provinces, where the gala dress is quaint, the effect is fantastic on fete days.
Benefit of Iron in Water.
Bits of iron will prevent water from becoming putrid. Sheet iron or iron trimmings are the best. The offensive smell of water in vases of flowers would be avoided by putting a few small nails in the bottom of the vases.
No Use for Beef
In Uruguay, until within a few years, the sales of hides was the only part of the cattle industry that yielded any cash, the meat being mostly discarded as of no value.
Must Keep Shoes Shined
In Paris even the poor man stops on his way to work to have his shoes shined. It costs him only 2 cents, and he might lose his job if he did not.
In New Guinea the ladies wear nose-rings, piercing the nose in the same way that civilized women pierce the ears.
And Still Most People Do.
Boys wound get very little satisfaction out of being had if people expected them to be.-New York Press
Pears and Apples.
The pear and apple are from Europe.
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"I'LL PAY YOU FOR THAT."
This title parable by an unknown author teaches its own lesson:
A hen trod on a duck's foot. She did not mean to do it, and it did not hurt the duck much; but the duck said, "I'll pay you for that!" So the duck flew at the old hen, but as she did so her wings struck an old goose, who stood close by.
"I'll pay you for that!" cried the goose, and she flew at the duck; but as she did so her foot tore the fur of a cat who was just then in the yard.
"I'll pay you for that!" cried the cat, and she started for the goose; but as she did so her claw caught in the wool of a sheep.
"I'll pay you for that!" cried the sheep, and she rah at the cat, but as she did so her foot hit the foot of a dog who lay in the sun.
"I'll pay you for that!" cried he and jumped at the sheep; but as he did so his leg struck an old cow who stood by the gate.
"I'll pay you for that!" cried she, and she ran at the dog; but as she did so her horn grazed the skin of a horse who stood by a tree.
"I'll pay you for that!" cried he, and he rushed at the cow.
What a noise there was! The horse flew at the cow, and the cow at the dog, and the dog at the sheep, and the sheep at the cat, and the cat at the goose, and the goose at the duck, and the duck at the hen. What a fuss there was! And all because the hen accidentally stepped on the ducks' toes.
"Hi! Hi! What's all this?" cried the man who had the care of them. "You may stay here," he said to the hen; but he drove the duck to the pony the goose to the field, the cat to the barn, the sheep to her fold, the dog to the house, the cow to her yard, and the horse to his stall. And so all their good times were over because the duck would not overlook a little hurt which was not intended.
Famous Russian Poetess
The poets corner" in the cemetery of the Alexander Newski cloister in St. Petersburg has been augmented by the grave of Myrrha Lochwizkaya (Ybert), one of the few Russian women who have attained eminence for their poetry. She was the daughter of a prominent lawyer in St. Petersburg, where she was born in 1863. In 1896 her first volume of poems was issued, three other volumes followed. Her verse is characterized by Oriental touches, and her favorite theme is love.
Don't try to be anybody but yourself.
Few British Whaters.
Dundee is the only port in the Britt- isles that owns whaleships. Toward the end of the century before last nearly all the east coast ports had whalers of their own. London bad thirty four ships. The falling off of the indus'r' is due chiefly to the scarcity of "right" whales; but the turning point of the decay was taken when coal gas was discovered, and there was a fall in the importance of oils as illuminants. But each season Dundee sends her whaling fleet to the Arctic. So few are "right" whales within the circle now that the Dundee experts know them all, it is said. Wags over that the Dundee harpooners have names for each of them.
Poor Little Babylonians
Eminet Babylonian explorers say that the multiplication table which the Babylonian child had to commit to memory extended to 30 times 30, and that he was easily conversant with two languages besides his own. The school rooms have been discovered and today it is possible to examine the school boks, the tables with the arithmetic lessons still legible upon them.—Baltimore American.
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two shallow points at the top in the | the new polo or pony coat, of which | week and make a dainty centerple
center. It is embroidered very light- | more anon. ‘A glue which will resist the act
ly around both edges in silver, and Directly in contrast with the short- | of water is made by boiling half
silver medallions are appliqued on | waisted styles are the long coats, | pound of common glue in one quart
‘each side of the center front, there be- | closely fitted as a rule, and severe | skimmed milk. Another method
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Girl's Dress of Red Cloth. braided loose coats, just reaching the | The revers are of light cloth, o1
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tabiier, trimmed with straps and loops | _,{t takes a murderous array of hat.
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lace chemisette, and the short boler«
with large bertha, are both trimme
with the black velvet, the ends fi1
ished with loops and steel buckles.
The leg-o'-mutton sleeves are fit
ished with cuffs of lace headed by th
velvet, and the belt is of velvet.
Colors in Harmony.
Certain browns and pinks consort
most harmoniously and with much dis-
tinction, but one must choose the right
shades. A pink broadcloth frock of
creamy tea-rose tint, trimmed in
brown velvet, worn with brown furs
and a big pink tulle hat trimmed with
brown plumes and a touch of fur
around the big crown, excited much
enthusiasm at a recent tea and the
color scheme should suggest charm
ing possibilities to any clever artist
in dress. The finish of skirt is three
applied bias tucks. A vest and collar
of brown velvet, with a gold embrold
ered line, fills in front of coat and the
belt around sides and back of coat Is
cloth piped with brown velvet. The
deep-turned cuffs are similarly treat
ed and fastened with two gold but
tons.
PottandMads Cast and Gkirt,
‘The tailor-made of coat and skirt,
to be worn with differing fancy
blouses and bodices, maintains all of
its modish consideration to a remark-
able degree. One shows the short
Eton with just self-strappings and a
velvet collar for embellishment and a
deep girdle of panne velvet adds to
the smart effect. The skirt is one of
those extreme patterns with inverted
and well-nigh invisible plaits on the
hips and just overlapping rows of
strapping on the hem for trimming.
Hats for Spring.
As to colors of the hats which are
being worn now and will be worn,
the Millinery Trade Review's Paris
correspondent says: “Variety in color
is a particular feature of the new
straws and hair weaves. All the lead-
ing series of shades adapted for the
season are represented, but particular
prominence {s given to the new moss
and spring greens, and to the lower-
toned pinks, to the orchid mauves,
sky and pale hyacinth colors, to the
bright light wood browns and the
lightest of terra cottas,
“Individualitv” in Drees.
‘With the wide latitude which fash-
fon now allows in the various lines of
dress, it is not a difficult matter for
miladi to follow individual ideas in
her gowns and dress accessories, In:
deed “individuality” has become the
slogan of the well dressed, Some-
thing which is not only becoming, but
expresses “her”—her taste, her ind:
viduality—original ideas adapted to
her particular style.
Sarah Bernhardt, with the authority
of a great artist, who studiés every
point and with the inherent instinct
of her country to please in appearance,
dwells with emphasis upon the point
of preserving and enbancing one’s in:
dividuality. That one can do this
and submit to the doctrine of impert
ous fashion ts a paradox.
The extremes of styles are most
marked at the present moment, not
only in materials, but in mode of con
struction as well. Simplicity walks
hand in hand with an elaboration of
trimming which quite bewilders the
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Paquin, this model shows a draped
belt having a round, slight dip in
front.
In this short-waisted class comes
the new polo or pony coat, of which
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Directly in contrast with the short-
waisted styles are the long coats,
closely fitted as a rule, and severe
and revealing in their lines.
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A belt of peacock feathers, with a
silver mounted bag to match, is novel.
Have you seen those smart little
braided loose coats, just reaching the
hips?
It takes a murderous array of hat-
pins to keep the modern chapeau in
place,
‘Tho traveling cloaks are smart
enough to make any woman pine for a
Journey.
Many of this year's coats boast of
a cozy high collar, often 'uxuriously
lined with fur.
Babies of six months old are shod
in boots of buckskin with soles as
soft as a glove.
The steel-studded elastic belts are
general favorites and by no means in-
significant in price.
Auto hoods of rubber, lined with
silk and provided with wide rain.
capes, are not really horrible.
cs agied of tinted liberty silk are
worn again with street sults, thelr
long bright ends fluttering from the
coat front.
Cire -at arent Gaeta,
There's nothing which tends to
lengthen the life of a good street suit
so definitely as taking it off as soon
as you come in, brushing it and put-
ting it away on its hanger. Lounging,
as you're bound to do in a measure
in your home, plays havoc with tailor.
ed clothes. It’s rather a temptation
to sink into an easy chair when you
come in, just tired enough to enjoy the
prospect of idling far a little while, but
those very times take the life out of
the sort of cloth that tailors sell, and
probably lays fine little creases which
result in incorrigible mussing. It’s
rather a temptation, too, to hang tt
up and postpone brushing and putting
away properly to a later time, when
you're rested, but it pays to do it
at the time, for dust should be got
rid of before it has time to settle inte
the cloth and give it that dingy look
which mars so many otherwise good
looking suits, and careful hanging pre
vents forming of bad lines,
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Spar varnish is the liquid to use on
all furniture for out-of-door use, ag
it 18 both weatherproof and lasting.
A few pleces of glue tucked into
the earth around house ferns and
palms will furnish the soil fertilizer in
an inoffensive manner.
The southern laundress tles a lump
of arrowroot in a thick cotton cloth
and bolls it with the fine white pieces
to give them a dainty odor more de-
Uightful than from sachet powder.
If there are no flowers for the table.
ry | The first illustration shows a tallor-
et | made costume of striped cloth. The
e, | skirt 1s made with a group of stitched
nt | plaits on each side of the front, and
n-| |g trimmed at the bottom with a
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| turned up in front and fastened with
st buttons, The short, half-fitting jacket
at | ‘8 also made with a group of plaits on
n {each side of the front, and shaped
ks | bands from the border and the odd
of | yoke, The collar and cuffs are of Per-
ne | sian amb, the latter finished at the
top with little plaitings of silk match
u-| ing the gown, The muff is niso of Per-
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break off a few of the finer sprays of
the Boston fern, arrange loosely in a
low glass bowl with water, and the
delicate green sprays will last for a
week and make a dainty centerpiece.
A glue which will resist the action
of water {s made by bolling half a
pound of common glue in one quart of
skimmed milk, Another method 1s
to soak the glue till soft in cold water,
and then to dissolve it on the stove in
lnseed oil.
Parisian Skating Costumes.
‘The costume at the left is of dark
green cloth. The skirt ts trimmed
with bands of the material, forming
loops at the ends fastened with but-
tons, The jacket, with yoke and bo-
lero fronts, is trimmed to correspond.
‘The revers are of light cloth, orna:
mented with buttons and buttonholes,
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The turnover collar and cuffs are of
caracul, The other costume is of ruby
red cloth. The princess skirt, with
narrow breadth or panel in front, ts
encircled at the bottom with two rows
of braid. The short bolero {s also
trimmed with the braid and with but.
tons, and has little embroidered re.
vers. The waistcoat and collar are of
velvet.
| Chicken Mexican.
One chicken, two small onions; one
egg; half a green pepper; two tea-
spoons of salt; one teaspoon of spear-
mint; one small clove of garlic; one
teaspoon of lard; three tablespoons of
flour; one teaspoon of black pepper.
Remove the meat from the bones
and chop very fine with the garlic,
one onion, and mint. Mix the other
ingredients, and roll in balls about the
size of a plgeon’s egg. Mince the
other onion, fry {t brown In a sauce:
pan, add two quarts of bolling water,
drop in, and let them boil for an hour.
‘These may also be made of veal ot
lamb.
Effective Street Costume.
Rather showy, but In good taste and
delightfully effective, is a model it
‘dark green broadcloth, and it is ad
mirably appropriate for street cos.
tume for the debutante, — Applie¢
pieces of cloth trimmed with tiny gold
buttons and set om bottom of skirt at
stated intervals, making A unique foo!
finish. The short eton jacket 1s alsc
trimmed with cloth bands and buttons
the former making the front lapels
which open over a vest of dark tat
Kid. The small revers at neck ar
green velvet.
r-[tume of violet cloth, The new and
1 | odd skirt is made with 10 gores mount
.4| ed to a fitted hipyoke, the gores or-
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1, |the cloth, ‘The bolero is made and
"S| trimmed to correspond, and is orna
h mented in front with passementerie
et | brandenburgs. The knot, edge and
| girdle are of velvet, the frst. orna-
ad | mented with a gold buckle. The col-
ld lar and cravat are also of velvet, the
| chemisette of linen. The sleeves are
ne | plaited and draped and ornamented
hb | with points of velvet. They are fin.
| {shed with deep cuffs trimmed with
> | bands of the material.
DISCCUNTED NOTE OF HIS CWHi
Regular “Shaver.”
At a Princeton alumni dinner held
in New York, President Woodrow Wil
von alluded to the genius of Johns
Hopkins as a money maker, and sald
that on one occasion, when Mr. Hop:
Rins was more intent on accumulating
wealth than on the wise disposition of
, three young men waited upon him
fo ask help for the local Young Men's
Christian Association,
“But 1 have no money,” Mr. Hopkins
fald; “that is, 1 have no ready
inoney. I have « little property, but
that, of course, is not available. 1
fon't see how I can aid you.”
“Well, Mr. Hopkins,” sald — the
spokesman, “we shall be glad to take
four note.”
“Um, h'm! Now, that’s clever! You
wall have it.” And he forthwith wrote
‘Ms note for $3,000, payable in six
Months, As he handed it over he said:
"Tell me now what you are going to
Yo with this?”
“We will turn it Into cash.”
“But see here," sald Mr, Hopkins
‘what will that cost you?”
“Six per cent.”
“That will never do. It’s too much
#11 discount it myself for four.”
“And he did,” added President Wil
won, “although he had no ready
noney.”
NOMAN IN DETERMINED MOOD
She Placed One Tiny Foot on the
‘Track and the Car Stepeed.
Ere re: Saeeet eee cee | ere eer
A young woman caused some excite:
hent in a Main strect car which was
yoming downtown the other morning,
While the motorman was one of the
niost disgusted men of the crowd. The
people in the front of the car could
look out along the track and a square
away they saw a woman with an um-
brella standing with one foot on the
track, She stood there as the car
tame rapidly toward her and did not
move. In another second the car was
within a few yards of her, and as the
wheels were controlled by the alr
brake the motorman did not turn off
the power as soon as {x usual, The
eyes of the occupants began to swell,
and two men rose from their seats
The motorman quickly swung around
the lever and put on the air as the
woman raised the umbrella, which
was closed, and flagged the car.
“The last car ran right by me,” she
yelled to the motorman as she went
back to get on.
The men who got up to see th:
woman run over by this time had lost
their seats and the motorman was
swearing because it took the woman
so long to get on the car,—Detrot!
News-Tribune.
Needed No Divine Aid.
Ethel, one of New Hampshire's 7
yearold daughters, is devoted to the
birds. She was enraged at her older
brother, whose keenest enjoyment
seemed to be to trap them, She
pleaded with him and scolded him
but all to no effect. So Ethel took 1
new tack. ‘
When prayer time came the other
evening her mother heard this. final
petition added to those which dealt
directly with the spiritual and mate:
rial welfare of the family: “An’, dear
God, please smash all Willie's nasty
traps, for Jesus's sake, Amen."
“Ethel, dear,” said mother, serious
ly, do you really think that last Is 9
nice thing to ask God to do? Do you
expect Him to do such a thing ag
that?”
Ethel smiled beamingly, and an
swered: “Oh, that'll be all right, muz,
‘yer, Jes’ before TL comed upstairs |
smashed ‘em all my own self."—Lip
ee
‘Ginedvantina at basal Muss.
“Hazel eyes see worst,” sald the oc-
ulist,
How do you know?"
“This case of glass eyes tells me for
one thing. Look these eyes over. Don't
you see how hazel predominates
among them?"
It was true, Among 100 glass eyes
forty-sever were hazel and the rest, in
little groups of ten or twelve, were
blue, brown, gray and black.
“There are, you see, four times as
many hazel eyes as blue ones, brown
ones, black ones and so on,” said the
oculist. “That proves conclusively
that hazel eyes come to grief, eome
out, four times more frequently than
any others
“A hazel Is perhaps the pretttest
eye, but let ux thank our stars that it
has been denied to you and me.”
GClaime Fliehes Gan Hear.
Are fishes deaf ts a question which
haturalisis answer with diversity of
opinion. Mr. Haddon of Notts, Eng
land, gives the details of an expert
ment that seems to indicate that some
fishes have the sense of hearing. In
8 pond on the roadside are some large
chub, fifty or more in number, and by
the side of the pond is a penny in the
slot. machine which provides: small
yoxes of cheese wherewith the chub
can be fed, When the drawer of this
machine Is pulled out it makes a con
siderable noise and causes much ex
sitement among the fishes. When the
drawer was pulled ont silently the fish
took no notice. ‘Then when the drawer
was rattled they again beeame excited.
‘kinia Wiwinis Aakeiae Aa.
Times-—they have changed some since
times Joni 0,
Weary the winter. and deeper the snow
An gone are the friends that the hear!
sed to know
Times—‘They aye changed some: On
fields_an’ on. streams
Somehow a vew Hight that’s strange to
ts gleams
AML that {2 left_Us Is beautiful dreams?
Beautiful, dreams of Life's love and
Life's light
But the morning is gone, an’ the shaw
ows in sight
Are the shadows of rest, where the belly
ying “Goodnight!”
Manor Houses Built
Two Centuries Ago
Persons who wish to witness the
spectacle of an old estate in the
process of being swept over and swal-
lowed up by a wave of modernity, a
quiet and staid old village being
transformed into a suburb, and an an-
elent manor in the process of disinte-
gration should visit Brooklyn, and see
‘the passing away of Van Pelt Manor.
Around some of the most ancient
houses now standing in this country
have sprung up, and are still springing
up, modern blocks and detached
houses of the familiar suburban type.
‘These old houses, most of them rather
low and decidedly rambling, spreading
themselves over the ground with the
calm assurance that they could take
all the space they wanted, are some of
them more than 200 years old; all
of them, of the old stock, more than
100, and are practically as good to-
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day as when they were erected. For
these old houses were built by men
who bullt as the Romans built, think-
ing that the gods watched their labors
and that it would fare hard with
them if labor and material were not
of the greatest excellence,
They were built, these Van Pelt
houses, to be lived in by their build.
ers and long lines of descendants
after them, And so they have been
up to comparatively recent years.
There are two of the Van Pelts stil
living at the Manor. One is Townsend
Cortelyou Van Pelt, now well along
in years, and the present head of the
family, and his bachelor brother Ja
cob, Townsend Cortelyou Van Pelt's
wife, who Is still lving, was of the
Rapelje family, and Is eighth inde
scent from Sarah Rapelje, the firs
white child born in that section of
Long Island, The Van Pelts, though
of Holland Dutch extraction, recetved
their grant of land from the Duke of
York in the year 1664, It was in tha}
year that @ British fleet captured
Long Island, and it was given by
Charles Il, to his brother, the duke
Afterward, with the rest of New York
At went back for a time to the Duteh
only to revert again to the English
Oart Van Pelt’s House.
It was in that eventful year of 1664
that Oart Van Pelt built the house in
which his descendant, Townsend Cor-
telyou, now lives. ‘The grant was for
fifty aeres, and the manor house wis
built on what was once the King’s
Highway. ‘The neighbors of the Van
Pelts were the Van Brants, and away
toward the west, around where Fort
Hamilton now stands, lived in great
colonial style the Cortelyous. With
the Van Brunts and the Cortelyous
and other Long Island famitles living
still further away the Van Pelts be:
gan to Intermarry, and before long
there was a small family village in
existence in which every one was re
lated. ‘The old Van Brunt house—a
Van Prunt married a danghter of the
Van Pelts—was built only a year or
two after the manor house, and is
still standing, hale and hearty as tt
gets along into its third century
An Interesting house which — was
torn down some fifty years aco was
the Cortelyou house which stood on
Main street, nearly opposite the grave
yard, ‘This was probably the fines!
house on the manor, and old Duteh
tiles taken from {t, old furniture and
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session of Mrs. Townsend Cortelyou
Van Pelt and have sometimes been
loaned by her for exhibition. To the
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Mauntes (aitbarvatile\ et Lane Island
and there he died. Tradition says he
was a British officer and tradition
pronounces his name De Sellers.
This Main street was a wide high.
way, lined on either side with noble
frees. At the eastern end of it stood
the Duteh Reformed chureh and the
ona guanine gua (beds ther sian’
today. It stretched away to the west
ward Into the Cortelyou property and
pessed by the village graveyard, A
Lutheran church stands now by the
side of the graveyard, and, though the
structure s modern, the congregation
may have @ greater antiquity, In
this graveyard can be found chiseled
on the stones such names as Vander:
bilt, Van Brunt, Rapelje, Cowenhoven,
Denyse and Wycoff,
bilt, Van Brunt, Rapelje, Cowenhoven,
Denyse and Wycoft,
Van Nostrand Mansion.
Directly opposite the burying
ground stands a curious looking house
partly built of wood and partly of
stone, The wooden part, though evi-
dently of great age, does not look as
old as the stone part, but it is all old
enough and 1s called the Van Nos:
trand mansion, Some Van Nostrand
came there from Jamaica and built
Hit about 175 years ago. ‘The old-tash-
foned gardens about this house are
particularly interesting and = Old
“Word looking. Further to the west
Jon the same side of the street, (s
the Voorhis house, of about the same
age as the Van Nostrand mansion
Here Washington was onee a guest
and the old fireplaces roared a we!
come to him, This Voorhis house
has a curious projecting roof, such as
is sometimes met with in old Duteh
honses, and a carved door piece, with
|fanlights to delight the antiquarian
The faded colors of the paint, which
| once covered Its sides and its solid
window shutters, are now harmonized
by time into “effects” which delight
the artist's eye,
In Eighteenth avenue stands an in-
teresting, rather squatty,” house,
painted yellow, which was at one time
used as a school, and next to ita
sample of the first change in architec:
ture which came to Van Pelt Manor
a house built apparently about Atty
years ago in a pseudo-colontal style
Flagpole Has History.
The great and towering flagpole
which stands at the head of Main
street, has its history. It ts succes
sor toa pole erceted on the same spot
by the loyal citizens of the village at
the outbreak of the Revolutionary
war, and is surmounted by the same
great eaxte and the same arrow, con
celved as a weathervane, which top
ped the first pole, At the foot of the
pole used to be held, until within a
few years, Fourth of July cstebrations:
with speeches and a “flag raising
But the old customs are going ont as
“the new houses come in, with their
new occupants, and modern Van Pott
Manor rather Ignores” the flagpole
| However, in a few years those wha
ltoday are settling in the place will
| begin to take a deep and ebiding tn
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ferest in the history of the locality,
and old times and old customs wily
be revived.
Looking down Main street at Van
Pelt Manor toward Dyker Helghts
and Dyker Meadows in the direetion
m which we can Imagine the royst
postman spurring his horse in the
early Colonial days in which the post
road was laid ont, one can see that re
tion rapidly being covered over with
modern houses as is the Manor.
“Did the Dykers live over there tn
the carly days?” was asked of Town:
send Cortelyou Van Pelt
“pykers! replied the oll man. "1
never heard of such a family, ‘That
“was all the Cortelyou property, and
they were the dykers ‘They bullt
dykes, as they had learned to doin
Holland, to keep the salt: water from
thelr meadows, and they had fine
meadows, too, Lhave heard my grand
father say. Eknow many people think
Dykers Meadows and Dykers Height
take their names from a family, but
“take my word for it, the dykers refer
_red to were the Cortelyous.”
| @ood Sacravince in Demand.
There is a great demand now for
rood engravings, although for a seore
of vears they have been very much ont
of fashion, ‘They were hidden away te
make way for pletures more modish
although of less value. Since they
have again been declared the fashion,
there has been al hunt) far then
throngh the unimportant rooms ta
whieh they had been banished, Per
sons who held on to the old engray
Ings they possessed will find them
now much inereased in value, The de:
mand is greater for those dealing with
American subjects. Engravings were
sold by the Fifth avenue shops during
the recent holidays more than any
other kind of pieture-—New York Sun,
Takes Annual Pedestrian Tour.
Ernest Benecke, a farmer who has
been a resident of Waukesha county,
Wisconsin, since 1874, has made his
annual pedestrian tour of one week.
His trip took him to Milwaukee, Ced-
arburg, West Bend, Waucousta, Eden,
Fond du Lae, Oakfield, South Byron,
Mayville and Iron Ridge, Mr. Ben-
ecke on hfs trp follows a trail made
by him in 1868.—Chieago Chronicle.
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six months.....13
Three months.....14
One month.....15
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CLDEST NEGRO JOURNAL
... IN KANSAS CITY,
The paid circulation of THE RISING SON is more than double the combined circulation of all the other Kansas City Golored weekly newspapers.
The attitude of the Son on the mayoralty question will not be announced until after the nominations shall have been made.
The last legislature passed a law making chicken stealing a felony. The first person convicted for such an offence was a white man.
The following gentlemen are candidates for police judge: J. A. McLane, H. G. Kyle. Both are good men and would fill the office with credit.
The interests of the tax payers of Kansas City have been duly protected by the city treasurer, Mr. Holmes, during his incumbency. This pleasant feature of his administration entitles him to renomination and election.
To the city attorney, Mr. John M. Swanson, our position has always been against criminals of all classes and the first class Negroes of Kansas City do not consider that you have done them any favor when you turn loose criminals of color. The good class of Negroes of this city stand for law and order and not for favor or protection to criminals.
The manager of the Son heartily agrees with the Rev. J. L. Edwards of Topteka when he said, in his address before the Kansas Day Club banquet, that while the ministers had a reign of forty years over the people of the Negro race, the reason of his retarded progress along the moral lines must be attributed to the lax, uncorcern and irregular methods used by so many ministers of the gospel, whereby they corrupt the people rather than bring salvation to their souls. For this condition the people are to at fault. They allow Negro preachers to come in their midst, who do as they please, live as they like, and do things that are very bad. Occasionally they are jerked up for their behavior when two or three of the church deacons and stewards get around and have the matter hushed up. This condition is one of the curses today upon the Negro race. The Son contends: Why allow a man to preach unless he is right, lives upright and is morally sound. The same may apply to our teachers, why employ a teacher behind whom a big question mark hangs. The Negro themselves can adjust this condition and make it right if they will.
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The proposition to extend the Metropolitan franchise ten years in return for which the company is to provide a public drive-way through the proposed tunnel is arresting attention of the aldermen. The people of Kansas City do not look upon the proposition with favor. They do not desire that the common council of Kansas City shall turn over to the Metropolitan millions of dollars, so to speak for nothing. It is hoped that the administration will consider the matter carefully before any action is taken.
It is the opinion of the Son that Bishop Turner was a little hasty in his reference to the American flag. It is very true however that the negro does not receive the protection which this government has sworn to give him. As Booker Washington well said, that while the negro soldiers in distant lands were fighting to uphold the American flag, here up-
on the home soil negroes were being lynched and burned for alleged crimes,
thus showing to the civilized world
that a very peculiar condition of affairs exist in this country. It seems that Kansas has seen fit to disfranchise the negro in disobedience to the constitution, but in direct keeping with the spirit of her citizens.
Key West Fla., Aug. 28th, 1904.
I used only one bottle of Ford's Pomade and my hair has stopped breaking off and has greatly improved. When I started using this wonderful preparation my hair was seven inches long and now it is ten or more.
I beg to remain, yours truly.
MINNIE FOSTER.
314 Southard St.
A NEW BEN TILLMAN.
The Rev. Thos. Dixon, author of "The Clausman," has taken Ben Tillman's place on the Negro race question. The following telegraphic clipping shows the Rev. Mr. Dixon to be Mr. Tillman's superior when it comes to beaping abuse on the Negro race. New York, Jan. 29.—Racial hate was manifested in most virulent form in the Baptist church of the Epiphany, at Madison avenue and Sixty-fourth street, yesterday afternoon, when the pastor, the Rev. Madison C. Peters, the Rev. Thomas Dixon, Jr., the author of "The Clansman," and several negro clergymen, supported by several negro laymen, engaged in a spirited discussion of the negro problem.
The severest comment of the clergyman-lecturer-novelist-playwright was that virtue in negro women was so rare that any consideration of it was futile. His audience seemed to be evenly divided, one-half supporting him with an energy and fervor equal to that shown by the opposition. The The Rev. Mr. Dixon was the chief speaker, and it was understood that it was out of the vexed questions produced by "The Clansman," that the plan came to have him on the same platform with leading negro preachers and laymen. He was no time in getting into his subject, but without even a preliminary word, struck out as follows:
"The only solution of the negro problem by which a race war within this century can be avoided is by a peaceful and friendly colonization of the African. This has never been tried seriously. President Lincoln would have accomplished this great task had he lived out his years. The man who freed the negro was, at the time of his death, preparing a scheme for removing him from this country.
Is 4.000 Years Behind.
"The Negro is 4,000 years behind the white race and he always will be so. For that space of time he has occupied one of the richest and most fertile countries in the world and he never improved it in any way, never dug up any of the minerals, never built a ship or a house, or even constructed a cart until the white man came and showed him how.
Milwaukee, Wis., June 23rd, 1893.
Gentlemen: Please send me two bottles of Ford's Ozonized Ox Marrow for the hair. I think it is one of the best hair pomades made.
MRS. JOHN GAF.
FORTY YEARS OF FREEDOM.
The Negro Race Problem.
Nothing is more certainly written in the book of fate than these people are to be free, nor is it less certain that the two races, equally free, cannot live in the same government. This was the prophecy of Thomas Jefferson, writing in 1821, in the evening of his long life, and only five years before his death. Long since has the first part of the prediction been filled; it came forty years after he wrote amid the thunders and lightnings of the civil war. Since then another forty years have nearly passed away and the nation is face to face with the question—"Can two races equally free, live in the same government?" It is the very greatest problem that confronts the Republic in these open years of the new century, and it will require the united efforts of all the people to find the right solution to it. The day is gone, and, in interest of both races, it is well that is should be so. Democrats and Republicans have now an equal interest in formulating the conditions which shall retrieve whatever errors may have been committed and produce policies under the operations of which social order shall be concerned and our common civilization maintained. The burdens of responsibility is largely upon the South, but the South should not be left to struggle under it unaided by the other sections of the Union, in which the end is less and consequently more easily dealt with.
We reproduce the opening idea of Thos. White, in the Freeman, on the above subject.
Adarnsville, Ala., Sept., 30, 1896.
Dear Friends: I only used Ford's Ozonized Ox Marrow once and it made a great improvement on my hair.
JULIA ANN EDWARDS.
THE MARCH FIRST SALE
Each year this S
Sale at the opening of
which means much to
to know what will be
and Summer. Each y
choice, greater variety
the year before. It
Fashion approves in
dress goods, silks, and
Emery. Bird, Thayer s
itive and Emery. Bir
low as reliable merch
We invite YOU to a
First Sale.
Emery, Bir
KANSA
STOVE
Each year this Store holds a tremendous Sale at the opening of Spring business--a sale which means much to the woman who wants to know what will be THE things for Spring and Summer. Each year the Sale offers wider choice, greater variety and lower prices than the year before. It shows the things that Fashion approves in waists, suits, jackets, dress goods, silks, and other personal apparel. Emery, Bird, Thayer styles are always authoritative and Emery. Bird, Thayer prices are as low as reliable merchandise can be sold for. We invite YOU to attend this great March First Sale.
STOVE REPAIRS
FOR ALL STOVES AND RANGES.
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1214 Main.
S. A. METZNER 304 West Sixth Street
Kings City, Mo.
Value of Freedom and Education.
A free population, ambitions to get the benefit of its own labor and enterprise, is the maklon of any country. With freedom will come more general education and a great uprise in Mexican life will result. By way of contrast Mexico and Sweden and Norway offer an interesting study. Mexico, with peonage and restricted education, has a wonderful and rich variety of natural resources. Sweden and Norway, with a cold and rather sterile country, have individual freedom, and are the only countries in the world in which every grown man can read and write. Therefore the Scandinavians have prosperity, good homes and a general and splendid civilization, while Mexico, with friendly climate and great natural resources, lags behind. But the signs of advancement are many and encouraging, and there is every reason for taking a cheerful view of the future of our sister republic.—San Francisco Call.
Gates a Good Spender.
Report has it that John W. Gates is making all the other plungers at Saratoga look small. Gates thinks and acts in thousands where the average man does the same things in dollar bills. He hardly recognizes small change when he sees it. His bets at the races are all up in three figures, he pays a dollar for a shave and tosses another dollar to the boy who shines his shoes. He buys a good dinner for a large party at a time and gives the biggest tips ever heard of. The chances are that even with his bix expenses he will break even or better on the present meet. At present h is away ahead of the game.
Model Dairy Farm
Two brothers, Albert and Harry Fahrenstock, have a model dairy farm at Quaker Bottom valley, in Baltimore county, and the other day they had the members of the Baltimore stock exchange out to look at it. The visitors were driven over the 650 acres in wagons drawn by teams of eight nicely matched gray Percheron horses, and they found the dairymen and the stablemen all neatly uniformed. It is also reported that they found a scene of "unusual pastoral beauty." There are hills, valleys and tumbling splashing waters on the big farm, and the keynote of the management is organization and system. The result is success.
Recently at a private muscale, Robert Cuscaden played a Bethoven selection which called forth this comment from one of his gushing feminine admirers: "Perfectly heavenly!" I haven't heard that for a long time. The last time was when it was rendered for me by a phonograph. Did you ever hear it on a phonograph, Mr. Cuscaden?" "No," said the violinist. "I don't care care for music fried in lard."
His Customary Luck.
Mr. Markinbrakes (determined not to make a blunder this time)—I was delighted with the way in which the little girl recited that selection.
Elderly Matron (one of the guests—You evidently are under the impression that she is one of my children. She isn't, and I thought her performance was extremely tiresome.—Chicago Tribune.
Keeping Him in Mind of It.
He—But I thought you'd forgiven me for that and promised to forget it?
She—Yes—but I didn't promise to let you forgive I'd forgiven it!
Politics: Outsider—If your party should lose its power, and you should be thrown out of office, would you be discouraged and take a drink? Politician—No, sir, I'd change my politics. —Cleveland Leader.
store holds a tremendous
Spring business--a sa'e
to the woman who wants
THE things for Spring
wear the Sale offers wider
y and lower prices than
shows the things that
waists, suits, jackets,
and other personal apparel.
styles are always author-
d, Thayer prices are as
handise can be sold for.
Attend this great March
d, Thayer Co.
AS CITY
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For First Class Work.
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WHEN TO CRITICISE.
When your heart is warm with love,
Even for your enemies;
When your words come from above,
Not from till the venom is;
When you see the man entire,
Not alone the faults he has;
Find a somewhat to admire
Underneath the paltry mass—
Not till then, if you are wise,
Will you dare to criticise.
Nice Old-Fashioned Folk.
Senator Pettus of Albama, wears shirts made by his wife and socks which she has knitted. The old couple live in Selma when not in Washington, and new manners and customs have changed them little. Since their marriage, sixty-two years ago, she has made all his linen garments. Until about twenty years ago she adhered to the ways of her foremothers and spum the flax herself. Now she finds her eyes are falling and she buys the linen from a merchant in Mobile, but the remainder of the work is her labor of love. As she talks to her guests, whether at home or in Washington, her fingers are busy with knitting. Mrs. Pettus has a remarkable memory and tells entertaining anecdotes in a quaint, old-fashioned war. On every anniversary of their marriage the couple give a reception for the senate, and great is the shwer of rifts.
The above is a casual thought given expression by one of our esteemed contemporaries. It shows the trend which is fast developing among the Negro of the serveral sections. Howell—Here's just what you want in the way of a vacation place; the advertisement says: 'All the comforts of home.' Powell—Those are just what I'm trying to get away from.—New York Sun.
Blow Too Much For Pat.
While Pat Kern, a sturdy young Irishman of Philadelphia, was standing on a ladder cleaning windows a lawyer approached and called out to him that an uncle living in Ireland had died, leaving him $100,000. Pat promptly fell from the ladder at the shock. He was not hurt, however, and soon went back to his task.
"When are you going to quit work?" was asked.
"When I get the money," came the retort.
"Tell me what it is about me
That for you has such a charm."
I was sure she couldn't doubt me
When I answered her—"My arm."
Then she looked up with a wink that
I interpreted meant Haste.
Saying: "If that's true, I think that
We have little time to waist."
"Clever girl," I murmured, "this is
Happiness! Do you agree?"
"Yes, she answered, "and a kiss is
Cupid's proper repartee."
That's the way of love's beginning—
Smooth and simple as a song;
When a girl is worth the winning,
She will help a chap along!
—Felix Carmen, in N. Y. Sun.
The man who laughs his way
through the world leaves it with just
as much in his possession as the man
who fights his way through.
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WESTERN UNIVERSITY
THE GREAT EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION FOR KANSAS AND THE WEST. . . . . .
DEPARTMENTS:
State Industry
COURSES: Classical (Instruments, Drawings and Book Binding, Tailoring, Dering, Farming)
ADVANTAGES: Skills and Thinking
INFORMATION: Fax to
WILLIAM
QUINDARO,
Phones: Office—P
MENTS: Theological, College, Normal, Sub-National Industrial.
SERIES: Classical, College, Preparatory, Normal, Sub-National (Instrumental and Volcal), including plano, organography, Drawing (Fine Arts and Mechanical), Carpentry, Book Binding, Business Course, Stenography and Tailoring, Dressmaking and Plain Sewing, Cooring, Farming and Gardening.
AGES: Slpendid Location, Healthful Climate, Classes and Thorough Teachers.
ATTION: For terms, prices and all inducements of the WILLIAM T. VERNON, A. M., D. PRESIDENT,
UNDARO, KANSAS.
Office—Bell—"White" 4302. Residence—Bell—
DEPARTMENTS: Theological, College, Normal, Sub-Normal and State Industrial.
COURSES: Classical, College, Preparatory, Normal, Sub-Normal, Musical (Instrumental and Volcal), including piano, organ and harmony, Drawing (Fine Arts and Mechanical), Carpentry, Printing and Book Binding, Business Course, Stenography and Typewriting, Tailoring, Dressmaking and Plain Sewing, Cooking, Laundering, Farming and Gardening.
ADVANTAGES: Slpendid Location, Healthful Climate, Good Influences and Thorough Teachers.
INFORMATION: For terms, prices and all inducements offered write to
WILLIAM T. VERNON, A. M., D. D.
PRESIDENT.
David T. Beals, President.
Edwin W. Zea, Cashier.
Statement of the Condition of the
Nati
Union
Union National Bank KANSAS CITY, MO.
As made to the Comptroller of the Currency at the close of business January 29, 1906.
Directors—J. W. Whitehead, Edward George, L. T. James, C. J. Schmelzer, J. P. Merlero, David T. Beens, Fernando P. Neal, Wm H. Seeger, Wm W. Zea.
Hats made to order. Your old ones made new or you can purchase anything in the millinery line you may desire
We also have a nice line of Ladies Hose, Neckwear, Ribbons, etc. Also Boys waists, Men and Women's underwear. All kinds of notions.
We buy our goods at wholesale and can sell to our patrons as cheap as the downtown stores can. Save car fare and give us a trial.
We keep Ozone Face Powder, Electrical Skin Food, Scalp Soap. OZONE IS THE BEST FOR THE HAIR.
1906 VINE STREET, KANSAS CITY, MO.
J. M. TIDROW
No matter-she and the whole family will "Just Love It," if it's JERSEY CREAM. The substitution so often attempted may be avoided by insisting on the Bread with the Silver Tag
Made by Matthaei's Bakery
Ask them; ask anybody in good health they all say the same-"I am for something good to eat."
QUAKER BREAD—the bread with the blue Quaker tag. Observe the rigid rules of cleanliness enforced at Matthaei's Bakery and you will always ask for Matthaei's bread. All Grocers.
age, Normal, Sub-Normal and
natory, Normal, Sub-Normal, Mu-
ncluding piano, organ and har-
mechanical), Carpentry, Printing
use, Stenography and Typewrit-
Plain Sewing, Cooking, Laun-
Healthful Climate, Good Influ-
d all inducements offered write
N, A. M., D. D.
T,
KANSAS.
Residence—Bell—"West 15.
F. P. Neal, Vice President.
W. H. Seeger, Second Vice President
on
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Eugene Vaugan, Agt.
Kansas City, Kas.
988 Split Log.
A. W. Walker, Agent, Lexington, Mo
Remember please—
11's the little Bite we collect here and there
‘that enables us to run from year tw year.”
Get the habit of going to McCamp-
bell & Houston's Drug Store, 2300
Vine St.
Prof. R. T. Caleo will contribute an
article to The Son next week on Do-
metic Science.
All kinds of hot and cold drinks
are still being served at McCampbell
& Houston's.
Bishop Grand made a flying trip to
Chicago to attend the Lincoln Anni-
versary,
Maggie Roland died last Sunday af-
ter several months illness and was
buried from the home of her father,
312 W. 7th St. She was a member
of several societies and her funeral
was placed in charge of the Taber-
nacle,
T. J. Knox of Emporia, Kas., attend-
ed the Lincoln Day celebration at To-
peka, He Is the kind of man the Son
likes to meet. Mr. Knox is a stock’
raiser of note and a man of business,
He subseribed for the Son at once. |
The Knights of Pythias (colored).
have changed their hall to 1734 Grand
Ave.
FOR RENT:—Hall in good shape
with gas and water, at 529 Missouri
Ave, Anyone in need of such will
please inquire in the saloon under
the hall,
To the readers of the Son in
Kansas City, Kas: Our collector will
soon be around to see you. We hope
you will be in a position to respond.
When you want the best news con-
cerning the Negro, place your name
on the subscription list of the “Son”
and thus have St delivered to your
door.
Several days ago We had a casual
talk with a factory representative of
the Chicago typewriter and much to
our surprise we learned that one of
the big typewriter companies in the
East declared a dividend of 65 per
cent in one year. We had supposed
that typewriters, like many other
things, were domineered by trusts, but
such an enormous dividend in a sin-
gle year banished all possible doubt.
We had contemplated buying a ma-
chine and after finding that the Chi-
cago typewriter possessed so many im-
provements over other machines we
concluded to equip our office with one.
A good article complete for $35.00
gives us assurance the Chicago type-
writer is nat under the domineering
influence of a trust.
‘Mr. W. N, Miller, Editor, Dear Sir:
If you will allow ile space in your
valuable paper; as through it I wish
to thank the members of the Knights
of Tabor for the kindness they have
manifested to me and family, and the
duties they fulfilled to my deceased
mother, who was a member of Lodge
323, Butte, Montana.
I brought her here from Fresno,
Cal, and I was relieved from all care
when I arrived in Kansas City, Mo.
The Lodge, with the assistance of
the Rey, Frank Wilson, Chief Grand
Menter of Lodge 333 had furnished a
number of carriages and the funeral
arranged by the Lodge as I dictated,
and the funeral preached by the Rev.
And, so long as I live, I shall most
assuredly say something in favor of
the Knights of Tabor.
‘The endowment, I received as soon
as I had signed the paper, I did not
have to wait 60 or 90 days as Is often
the ease.
My mother, Mrs, Carries Booker,
was 42 years old, and died January
19, 1906.
MRS. NELLIE JOHNSON,
938 O, Street, Fresno, Cal.
KANSAS CITY KANSAS,
Chas, A. Haug, candidate for coun:
cilman from the Third ward, subject
to the action of the Republican pri-
mary, A vote for Mr. Haug 1s a vote
for good government, To our color-
ed patrons: You will make no mis-
take in supporting this candidate for
councilman from the Third ward.
‘The Kise in Ancient Times.
Individuals of princely rank once ex-
pected the kiss of respect from their
tnferiors, but this custom is almost
obsolete. A kiss was conferred as @
formai mark of favor by crowned
heads at jousts and tournaments, Prin.
cess Margaret, daughter of James I. of
Scotland, kissed the poct Alain Char.
tler for saying so many nice things
about her, though he was one of the
ugiiest men in the kingdom.
Nation's Timekeeper.
Americans get their correct time
from 4 little room in the naval observ.
atory on Georgetown heights, in the
suburbs of Washington. ‘The observe
tory was originally intended to deteet
errors in ship chronometers and te
regulate them properly, This work
eonstitutes one department at the {n-
stitution, but perhaps its most Import
ant function fs that of being the aa.
tion's timekeeper.
Ptehine Mete Are Qaerea.
‘To appreciate the dignity of the net-
maker's profession one needs to know
the sacredness of the fishing net, and
the protection which the law affords.
At Gloucester ‘they used to quarartine
& town stricken with smallpox by
placing fishing nets about it, for the
legal penalty for disturbing the nets
was so great that no one dared to
break through.
No Place for Her.
Mrs. Grundy is out of place any:
where east of Suez, The extrava-
ance and eccentricities of social life
‘would outrage her fabled dignity. No
one asks questions if you use a latch-
key or play billiards on Sundays or
countenance the Macao lottery by tak-
ing a $10 chance. They are not scan-
Galized if you attend a wedding in a
Panama hat or a funeral in a white
suit—South China Post, Hongkong,
European Newspapers.
Germany leads European countries
in the number of publications with
5,500 newspapers, of which 800 are
éailies, England is second with 3,000,
of which 809 are dailies. France,
Italy, Acstria-Hungary, Spain, Russia
Greece and Switzerland follow in
order. Asia has not less than 3,000
periodical papers, and Africa 200 dail-
lies. America has 17,223 publications,
of which 2,215 are dailies.
Needs of California Juries. ~
The jury that recently tried State
Senator Emmons for bribery, at Sac-
ramento, Cal, sat twenty-six days.
During that time it consumed thirty-
‘six $1 meals a day, 150 quarts of clar-
et, 200 bottles of beer, sixteen quarts
of white wine and thirty-six quart bot-
ties of whisky. All this at the restan-
rant, besides over two dozen bottles
of whisky sent to the jury room.
One of the most interesting sights
in connection with the rush of Christ-
mas shoppers is the big Dry Goods
store of Emery, Bird, Thayer Co, The
store is being furnished with an annex
or addition on the north, which is near-
ly completed. A more attractive or
complete store cannot be found west
of the Mississippt. Every convenience
to make shopping easy and practical
has been considered and put in use by
the owners of the store until now
there 1s no comfort for the great army
of buyers but what has been supplid.
It 1s a great Santa Claus hohse for
the little folks,
AT LAST SUCCESS CAME.
I knocked at the gate of my lord,
Success;
I stormed his threshold with eager
din,
I love him, the prize of my soul, no
less,
But he barred the gate lest I step
within.
Ani after Love took my heart to mate,
And we built us a home in the wil-
derness,
A stranger ig beating against our
gate,
Crying: “Let me in! It 1s I, Sue:
cess!”
—Author Unknown,
No, Cordellia, it isn’t necessary to
act foolish in order to live the simple
life.
Newspaper Enterprise.
People do not appreciate the earnest
endeavor of the press to furnish news
quickly, Some wonderful examples
have been furnished in recent years
of quick publication of current events,
but none can excel a recent “scoop”
landed by the Freeborn (Ia.) Courier.
It fs self-explanatory:
“We came pretty near getting
scooped on an item this week, but if
it were not for the fact that we al-
ways have our weather eye open, we
‘would have been left in the cold. Just
as we go to press Oscar Sanborn
having three fingers cut off by a
threshing machine. A doctor has been
sent for. Details In next {saue."—Ex.
A fuzzy taste the next morning
makes a fellow fecl down in the
‘mouth.
— Ahe fact that age commands vener:
ation possibly explains why there are
so many old reprobates.
| There is a skeleton in every closet,
‘but tais is no excuse for a continual
rattling of the bones.
| VIRTUE'S PRIZE.
‘What nothing earthly gives or can
destroy,
The soul’s calm sunshine, and the
heartfelt Joy,
Is virtue’s prize.
—Pope's “Essay on Man.”
Mrs. Booker T. Washington and son
were In our city last week enroute to
Los Angeles Cal., where she has gone
to improve the health of her son.
While here she was the guest of Mrs,
D. N. Crowsthwaite of 1020 Virginia.
She was given a drive through the
city by Mrs, Jno, Lange, and was
highly pleased with the visits to the
public schools.
MILLIONS GO UP IN SMOKE.
The Money We Burn at the Shrine of
Lady Nieatine.
Tobacco Leaf reports the manufac:
ture in this country during the fiscal
year ended June 30, 1905, of 7,689,-
287,107 cigars, an increase of 185,020,-
487 over the output of the preceding
year, Our export trade in these goods
is quite insignificant, and import trade
in foreign made cigats {s little more
than an inconsiderable incident. Our
population of males who may be re-
garded as of “cigar age” is probably
ja little less than 24,000,000.. Our do-
mestic output was sufficient to sup-
ply eac. one of these with about 320
smokes during the year. As the cen-
sus returns do not include statistics
of smokers and nonsmokers, it is im-
possible to carry che calculation be
yond t. at point.
‘The cigurette crop for the year was
3,368,212,740, an Increase of 141,530,
479 over 1904. We proguced 21,131,-
861 pounds of snuff, an increase of
947,281 pounds. ‘The ontput of smok
ing and chewing tobacco increased
only about 2 per cent., from 328,650,
710 pounds to 334,489,110 pounds. The
total value of all this is not given, but
the figures of the smaller oxtput of
that year are given by the census of
1900 as follows:
Tobacco, chewing, smoking
And snuff. eee eee eee $105 754,362
‘Tobacco, cigars and cigar-
CUE vecccceeeeceeveees 160,223,152
Total......ccccceeee «.$268,977,514
The development of this industry
is indicated by the census figures,
which show the value of the product
for 1880 as $116,772,631; for 1890 as
$195,536,862, and for 1900 as 9263,977,-
514, ‘The increase for last year wilt
certainly oring the figures to. more
than $300,000,000, which is a very pret-
ty sum to spend for this form of com.
bustibles,
Comparea with our domestic trade,
our foreign commerce in the weed
amounts {o little, Our total imporia-
tion last yera of tobacco in all its
forms amounted to $22,145,816 and
our exportation to $37,123,514,
Estimating our consumption — by
weignt, it appears that we burned at
the shrine of our Laay Nicotine some-
thing like 300,000 tons of tobacco last
year.—New York Sun,
The Sons of Allen, were entertained
by brother C.D, Frazier ‘Thursday
eve, January 4, at the residence of
Mr, Montgomery, 919 Central St
with about thirty-five members and
friends present. Brither Frazfer spar:
ed no pains to entertain the club royal:
ly. ‘There were two additions to the
club, Remarks by Prof, Doilley and
others, ‘The affair was a grand one,
Next business meeting will be held
at the residence of Prof. Doilley, 2411
Forest Ave., Wednesday eve, January
17,
‘The club will next be entertained
by brothers L. D. Hines and W. M,
Rice, Thursday eve, February 1, at
the residence of Mrs Burnetts, 811}
Charlotte St. All members are re.
quested to be present.
B. F. CARGYLE, Pres:
WM. RICE, See.
Debts of Russia anc gapan.
Since the beginning of the war
Japan has increased her debt from
about $290,000,000 to $981,000,000, but
of this amount she has on hand per-
haps as much as $175,000,000 unex-
pended. In the same time Russia's
debt has increased from 92,282,000,000
to about $3,700,000,000, Japan will
probably receive about $100,000,000
from Russia i payment for the main-
tenance of prisoners of war, and Rus:
sia must also borrow money for her
immediate needs at home, Japan,
therefore, seems to come out of the
war in better financial conditions than
Russia, 1% spite of the latter country’s
Vasily greater resources,
No Call For Sympathy.
“i asked Jones why he didn't pay
me that twenty he has owe me so
tong.”
“What did he say?”
“He seemed to have some sort of
impediment in his speech.”
“Well, I wouldn't worry about that
The impediment in his pocketbook is
& good deal more serious.""—Cleyeland
Plain Dealer.
Addition is Easy.
Miss Gaussip—Of course, that's only
a rumor, but you can put one and one
together and make two.
Miss Sharpe (cantiously)—Yes, tn
dealing with rumors some people can
put almost anything together and
make anything they please.
No Stoic.
‘The walter laid a bill of fare be-
fore him.
“No,” said Ardup, ignoring it, “I
haven't fortitude enough to look
through It, Bring me coffe and dough-
nuts."—Chicago Tribune,
Dr. T. C, Chapman, Dentist, has
moved to 9 West Ninth street, This
is strictly in the shopping district and
only four doors from the Junction.
Locating the Trouble.
“The bussieigns had a great time
at their house yesterday. They all
expected to come right down with
typhold fever, The old man sent @ hur-
ry-up call to the health office that
brought out the district physician and
three sanitary policemen.”
“Did they discover the cause of the
trouble?”
“Yes. It was a dead fish in the
pocket of their youngest boy.”
A Hard Schooling.
“Popley is quite an entertainer, 1
heard him last night at an evening
party.”
“Yes, he developed his talent in the
nursery.”
“Gractous! that youre!”
“Ob! you misunderstood rae; T mean
bis children's nursery, ile’s had so
many to entertain there.”
A Fine Position.
“I got a fine job in de iasiness col-
lege."
“Gee—wot d'yer do?”
“De writin’ teacher hired me to
shake de table when de new pupils
write “This Is a sample of my hand-
writing before I began taking les-
sons.”
Am tneinuation.
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Algernon—Congwatulate me, deah
boy. I'm engaged to Miss Peachley.
Jack—Indeed! I had no idea she
was in a position to support a hus-
band.—Philadelphia Bulletin,
Good Record.
Mr. Goode-—In all your useless life
is there anything to which you can
point with pride?
Homeless Homer—Yessir. I ain't
never beat no poor Chinaman out of
his laundry bill.
How Si Popped the Question.
‘Sflas— Mandy.
Mandy—What Is it, 81?
Silas—T'd ike tew see your pictur
in our fam'ly album.
After 30.
While she is under thirty a woman
may get comfort out of the thought
that she Is younger than she looks,
After that her only hope 1s to look
younger than she is,
This Language of Ours.
“Yes,” said the slang specialist, with
k1eat earnestness, “that bum baseball
team, by crooked playing, has won six
straight’ games.”—Baltimore Amert
can,
Real Contentment.
Money doesn’t bring happiness, but
ft makes a fellow feel mighty. con-
tented when he is ordering a first:
class dinner—Atlanta Constitution,
Russia Has 23,000,000 Horses.
There are nearly 23,000,000 horses
fn European Russia, No other coun-
try in the world has so many horses
as Russia.
Jap-Enalich Dictionary.
Dr. James 8. Hepburn, of East
Orange, N. J., compiled the first Japa:
nese-English dictionary,
Penny Changes Owners Often.
A penny is estimated to change
hands about 125,000 times in the
course of its life.
bika i kin Ob Lbidudh- Dien,
Cupid used to be overworked until
he Invented the marriage ceremony.—
Lite.
Smoking Reform.
Smoking is to’ be reformed by its
friends. A convention of pipe
smokers was held in Belgium to com
bat the abuse of tobacco, ‘The best
way to prevent the abuse of tobacco
is to smoke slowly, M. Kos, the pres
ident of the convention, informed his
hearers that it took him three hours
and seven mimutes to get through
one pipe, It fs obvions that at this
rate of golng one could hardly smoke
more than four pipes a day, A pipe,
according 10 M. Kos, will out last three
hours if filled in a partienlar way
loosely, that is, at the bottom, firmly
in the middle, and agaln loosely at the
top. “Further.” sald he, “you must give
up your whole mind to the process
Patience and determination make the
trae smoker.” -M, Kos went on to af
firm that the object of the convention
strange as it might appear, was to
combat the abuse of tobacco, Those
who smoke slowly get the greatest
amount of pleasure out of their to
baceo, while the nicotine is absorbed
in the wood and does not reach the
lps.
Ma “Randwich” Rellaion.
“1 do not believe in) sandwiching
courtship. with religion,” said the see:
retary of the ¥. M,C, A, In New
York recently. “No man can hold a
hymn book with a charming young
woman and pay attention to what the
ministers is saying.” He advocates
separate churches for the two sexes,
To our magnificent new store at
1108-1110 Grand Avenue
Is sure to be of ot interest to both the casual visitor and to the pros-
pective buyer, inder no one roof has a more magnificent exposition of
Ever been exhibit; our store isa beauty, No mistake about it, We went
you to see it. We want you to see our
Big Four Pianos
Chickering, Emrrson,
Sterling, Huntington,
AND TWENTY OTHER MAKES,
We Save You Money.
é MUSIC COMPANY D
NOB-1110 Grand Ave.
e e
To California
for $25
One-way Hekets from Kansas City good in Pull
man tourist sleeping ears upon payment of berth
rate, or in reclining chair cars—seats free
On sale daily
February 15 to April 7, inclusive
Two daily through trams over the Rock Island
via El Paso—leaving Kansas City 9:59 a.m, and
1100 pom. Through tourist car vie Colorado at
11:20 am. daily
Illustrated California book in colors our
tourist folder and full information upon request
City Ticket Office. 900 Main Street
—— iii J. A. STEWART
}Rock Island General Agent
@ Su Kansas city, mo.
You can Supply all your wants at
| DENEBEIM’S DEPARTMENT STORE
§21 and 523 MAIN STREET, KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI.
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
Dry Goods, Clothing, Gents’ Furnishing Goods
Boots and Shoes, Hats and Caps, Notions,
Queensware, all Kinds Household Goods.
| STAPLE and FANCY GROCERIES.
'N. B.—We are making a Specialty of Smoked and Salt
| Meats, Flour, Coffee and Teas, Tobacco, Etc.
le A Little Pig = Not a Promising Prospect :
; 5 young author ealled at the great
pat tele John My goodness, Tommy. wityihing hotne of Tickior & Flchda
Tei cawet 1 arent aw tyte| ME tei On hank shown Int thet
wn tin tothe unto [emma gm a ae th
aan é Home: Compnaion the conversation that took place: “18
A Rare Combination. this or, Flelds 2” St te, str” “Mr,
James ‘T. Fields?” am he “Well,
vn a eae sti [0% 1 ke tase Be Teknor
stitlar orga Mn the human boas, Wouldn't Stand Fof It.
agate |" lo
| Taek tines |e san Gan
Alwaye Danuer in: Soldier’a Life, | W0lued the scissors wielder. “We
“But, sleeping on your arms night
after night, Is not a great hardship”
‘The conscript saluted respectfully
“Oh, no, sir!” sald he, “Our new
musket, you see, is a combined mus
ket and folding bed, OF course, there
fs always the danger of the thing
shutting up and smothering one, but
the life of a soldier is never free from
danger. "Tis sweet to die for one's
country.”
“You are a brave fellow!"
“Thank you sir!”-—Pnek,
Hope in the Future,
“How's your book going?" asked
the friend
“Not very well,” replied the opti
mistic. young author; “they took It
off press when only 160 copies had
wen printed.”
“My! that's too bad."
“Yes; but then think what a chance
it will have of becoming a ‘rare first
edition’ some — day."~-Philadelpiia
Press,
‘The reason some are not wedded to
one bad habit Is because they are
courting so many
Not a Promising Prospect.
A young author called at the great
publishing house of Tleknor & Fields
in Hoston one day and asked to. see
Mr. Fields. On being shown into that
gentleman's room he did not faney the
austere publisher's Looks, for this was
the conversation that took plice: “ls
this or, Fletds? Tt is str” Mr,
James ‘T. Fields?” “Lam he.” “Well,
then, Pd like to see Mr. ‘Tieknor.”
Wouldn't Stand Fof It.
‘The local phystelan had been call
ed in to see the village editor
Your cireulation Is poor,” said
the M.D, after an examination
“You're away off there, doe,” re
Joined the scissors wielder, "We
secured five new subscriptions this
week and only lost two old on
Chicago News.
Original W. D.
“Jove,” remarked the cheesfal iiet,
“was the orlginal walking delegate”
“How do you figure that ont?” ashe
edd the union boarder
It figures itself out,” replied the
ci “ile was the individual who
ordered the lightning to strive.” Chie+
xo New
dum ta Llatiited.
Man has proven to he curiously une
fitted for living in & eireular room,
At the Minot Lodge lighthouse, beds,
tables, benches, ete, are fitted to the
cireular shape of the tower in order
to economize space, and it is reported
thar five eases of welldeveloped ine
A woman may get up ata mother's
convention and declare she has the
best husband on earth, but she never
Hoes So far As to say she expects to
meet him in heaven,
Obstacle is often only another way
of spelling opportunity.
{ The Great Ideal
rrr eer
Tis pride which es us to mourn,
r camera Hell wuld Well be borne,
Went coantonee Wee hilt wit,
ato Adah cosponds: the waters ley ato
Y One niler Seema’ to tread upon >
Ant henith or jmce each man exteems
Ae the caretent of his dreams,
Fea Te Dee irshington Star,
fF GHOST
J BY 24 LLAMA
Conyriaht1906, by Datiy- Wtoey Pub. Cod
My twin brwther, Heinrich, was, as
you know, a musictin of rare talent,
if not genius. Both of us were sald
to have exceptional abilities along
musical lines, in our youth. Like
most twitis, we were very close to
getter and very fond of one another.
Boch loving music passionately, we
resolved to become mustcians and
spent out patrimony in our studies.
We went abr amt worked under
the best masters and developed our
Iwients as best we could
To ultimately fount that t had mils:
taken my vocation. even as Heinrich
had fount his For while 1 loved
Tuvsic equally with him, my apprecta-
‘on apparently covered the entire
runge and [loved equally to cultivate
the voice, the piano, the violin and
ai] the other forms, finding none in
which L excelled particularly, but fina:
{ng joy in all Heinrich, on the other
hand, found his keenest delight In the
violin, to whieh he devoted himself
and of which he beeame a master. I
remember when Heinrich discovered
the Stradivarius and secured it. 1
thought be wonld go erazy with foy—
and T was nearly as much pleased and
excited.
Well, all things have to come to
an end. Our patrimony exhausted,
the question of bread-winning became
predominant, It became clear to me,
after some thought, that [never could
hope to become a great musician
any given line, and T respected music
too much to become a mere plano
thumper or an orehestra hack. So
Tembarked in business with the aid
of some friends. Heinrich—well, you
remember his short and brilliant
career and—and his sudden death,
Ah, it was hard that he was to dle far
away in a foreign land, and that tt
Wax not to be given me even to press
down his lids and kiss his lips in fare:
well
All that came to me from Heinrich
was his precious Stradivarius, and tt
was brought to me by a devoted
friend of his, who crossed the sea at
his behest to deliver it into my hand
Tt was, as you may guess, both a
sorrow and a joy. The night [ re
ceived it T sat many hours gazing at
ft with tearful eyes and recalling the
sweet harmony I had heard the dead
wring from it, I fondled it. 1 kissed
{i Tombraced it, knowing that his
loved fingers had touched every. part
of it, It seemed almost as though
Heinrich was in the very room) with
me.
Finally T replaced tt in the ease
and put it carefully in my closet on
a high shelf, where it would be safe
T fell into a peaceful slumber, tired
out from the play of my emotions, 1
do not know how long Thad slept
when [awoke and lay perfeetly still
My weariness had vanished and IT felt
singularly peaceful while my mind
feomed clarified
As I lay there thus peacefal ani
passive, there came to my ears per
fectly plainly the clear notes of 4
Violin, And the music was Heln
rich’s favorite, What startled — me
was that the touch was Heinrich’:
very own—and the sound was slight
ly muffled, The inference was clear
‘The music came from the Stradivar
fis in the case in the closet
My heart stopped beating ag Tre
called the many talks Heinrich ane
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Sat many houra: gazing a: it with tear
I had had regarding psychic phenom-
cna, He had been a firm believer in
the Imperishability of the individual
spirit, although he held to no definite
theories or views, I had been a
skeptic. Was it—could tt be that the
ardent spirit of my loving twin had
returned to bis Stradivarius and his
brother?
I listened intently, The music con:
tinued jumping from one of his old
favorite tunes to anothe>—-naw sad
now joyous, now majestic, ‘now
pathetic—and through them all rang
the very spirit and touch of Heinrich
Finally, in sheer respect to my ma-
terialistic beliefs, I arose and opened
the door into the main hall, to see if
I couid trace the sound. The music
ceased as T opened the door,
I went to the windows and looked
out and made every investigation, but
conld find no physical source of the
music. As I returned to bed I was
not surprised at hearing the violin
again, One short selection was all,
although I lay awake long waiting
for more.
‘The experience upset me more than
1 can tell you as the phenomena I
had experienced was in most violent
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“contradiction to all the philosophy of
“my life, Before the next night [had
half-convinced myself that the entire
affair was an hallucination superin-
‘duced by the powerful emotions pro-
duced by the coming of my brother's
| Stradivarius,
| Again that night IT was awakened
by the muffled music of the violin,
and again T investigated to no pur-
pose, On the third night [ could not
sleep, I felt myself in the presence
of the Great Mystery. Again the mu-
sie came and, throwing on a bath:
robe, I dashed into the hall and sum:
/moned my neighbor from the next
room In the flat where I had lodgings.
Not a sound could he hear. As soon
as I returned to bed the ghostly con-
cert was renewed.
| I became frantic, laid the case be-
| fore all the occupants of our flat, who
helped me investigate, but to no pur-
pose, I was so insistent that they
| finally agreed 1 was a little touched
{ita the upper story.
| The affair got on my nerves until
T became hysterical, and one night
| when the musie burst forth in a
grand melody I ran screaming into
the hall in my bathrobe summoning
| my neighbors,
| ‘They got together, and after con-
sultation decided that for my own
| good I should be sent to a sanitarium.
| Some of the people were actually
| afraid of me. To tell the truth, I
| had serious doubts as to my own san-
ity.
| It being late at night an ambulance
was summoned and it came attended
by a big stout sergeant of police, with
a thick neck and a small round head.
He waited in my room while I packed
a few necessaries in a sult case,
Of a sudden the music came again
I looked up wildly and grasped the
(sergeant by the arm, He regarded
| me suspiciously.
| “Do you hear it," IT asked tremb
ing.
“Hear phat?” he replied.
“The music,” [ said pleadingly.
“Sure I do," said he, “and a purty
plece it is, too,”
I nearly wept for joy:
| "Where does it come from?” |
asked.
| "E-dunno,” said he. “It’s none o
| me_ business.”
| “It is," Leried, “That is what the;
are sending me to the asylum for
They can't hear the music and I sa:
It comes out of that violin case, play
ed by the spirit of my dead brother,
“Gwan,” be said, walking into th
closet.
| Coming back he summoned me t
"follow him.
“I'll cure ye of the bughouse 1
- | ye'll mind,” he said.
1 | I followed him to the door of th
1 | flat and into the outer vestibule, H
» | pushed the bell of the next fla
a | Presently a young woman attired 1
e | a loose wrapper appeared.
1 | “Who'se playin’ the fiddle?” aske
s | the policeman,
“[ have been,” she replied, all |
- | a tremble. “Oh, I do hope it basn
a | disturbed people. I rented the who
1, | of this big flat so T could play whe
w.|I pleased without disturbing others
& “Well, there's a windy in yo
1. | closet that opens on the court,” ga
the policeman, grinning. “And there's
another windy in the closet opposite
which Is in this gent's room, and he
thinks it’s ghosts,”
I would willingly have gone to the
madhouse {f I could have gone that
minute, and never faced them again
But I bad to tell my miser
able story to the beautiful girl in the
wrapper, and she listened with
mingled laughter and tears,
It seems she was a musician jus
returned from abroad, where she hai
studied under the same master:
Heinrich had (which might accoun
for my hallucination as to the touch)
and she was doing concert work {1
the evening, after which she delight
ed to play away all for herself. 8c
she had rented the big flat, where she
thought she was alone with her serv
ants and would disturb nobody.
That's all—excepting that the beau
tifa! young woman that was {s my
beautiful wife that Is, and she is now
summoning us to dinner.
WILD ANIMALS NEARLY EXTINCT
Co!orado the Only Preserve Left, anc
Game Growe Scarce There.
Among the distinct purposes of the
annual meeting of the National As
sociation of Game and Fish warden:
and commissioners, held at St. Pau
recently, were: Elimination of politics
from the department in each state;
uniform laws for the protection of
game and the propagation of fish, says
the Denver Post.
Calorado 18 considered the most
important state in the Union so far
as the preservation of game {8 con:
cerned, Big game in all Middle West
and in the Northwest is becoming ex
tinct. Some is still preserved in the
mountain fastness of this state
Sportsmen, both in and out of office,
regard Colorado as the battle ground
for the enactment and enforcement
of laws that will curb the wholesale
slaughter of the distinctly American
wild animals,
Colorado is the only state where the
elk still survives in bis native haunts
where there {s practically a closed
season. The statute permits the kill
ing of this animal between November
Land 5, but even this provision {s sus
pended until 1907, At the next ses.
sion of the legislature it is probable
that the time for enforcement of the
provision will be still further extend:
ed, so that the closed season for elk
will be made permanent.
‘Win beansalinn an
A Yankee down East thus sizes up
the horseless age. “I pity the man
who says the automobile will drive
out the horse. There Is all the differ-
ence in the world between the horse
and the machine, The difference be-
tween the living and deal; between
the game, resolute, do-oratie spirit of
the horse that compels admiration,
and the inanimate machine that does
not. Take a clock that has stopped
forever, even a faithful clock, and
you can't wring a tear out of the chil.
dren with @ force pump; but they'll
ery as if their hearts were broken over
a St. Bernard that's passed on to the
animal heaven, The steam engine
and the trolley haven't put horses out
of commission and the automobile
won't; still, I hope for their sake,
that it'll take a few of them out of
the hands of the brutal and ignorant
who don't know how to use them."—~
Providence Journal.
vraag aver ata pre pricne ana!
Says a message from Salontki, Eu-
ropean Turkey, “There {s jubilation
in Turkish circles at the report of
the death of Radnaliyovan (Yovan of
Radna), who has been a thorn in the
side of the Turks for thirty years
past. Yovan of Radna (ook to the
hills out of resentment for the wrongs
he had suffered at the hands of the
Turks. He has often figured in recent
years as a kind of Macedonian Robin
Hood, protecting the weak against tho
strong and occasionally punishing by
death the Turkish village rufflans of
whom his people made complaints ta
him, When sitrrounded by the Turks
in overwhelming force in his last
‘fight Yovan was at the head of a band
of only nine men, three of whom, with
their leader, were killed in the fight,
the Turks losing heavily.”
k ‘The Seats Ollemma,
Pve been for at least ten years, in verse,
‘Admiring golden curls:
‘rhouat the sone Were vapid, and oft-
Umes. worse,
‘They titted so many’ girls
Whose hearts, for tw moment, T sought
to win
Tut Rortune has thrown me down!
Is to Dorathy now that my hopes L pla,
And Dorothy's curls are brown!
TI] atlenate all of the other girls
If'L sing of “the charms untold
THAL hallow ® cluster of chestnut curls”
petevtanball (naeot he wold OS
Ve" Suny of sunbeam’s. belnge caus!
Anil of wearing a halo crown."
Rut can Dhow?) Ah. perish the thought!
For Dorothy's curls ‘are brown,
T can't Insist that 1 wrote for pelt,
For is known that ny’ verse’ rang
trie
Although a court may reverse ttselt,
Fora poet that course. won't dot
And’ Tin feartul-some verse to her may
ye shown
(There's scores of them here in town),
So. "yellow® that Dormthy won't condone,
‘since Dorothy's cutis are. brown
Roy ‘Farrell Greene, in New York Press.
di ahie’ tn matin
The young divine touched his
glasses nervously and leaning forward
took her hand,
“ Miss Milvain,” he sald, “Mabel, I
can no longer conceal the sentiment
that glows In my breast. The time
has come when I must divulge the
hope that has long been cherished
the burning devo—”
But at this moment the parrot
trained by the bluff, football playing
brother, interupted:
“Cut It out.” sald the bird, “None
of that rot old man.”
‘And the minister, drawing himeel
up, said stiMy:
“To continue the topic of a fer
moments ago, I repeat, Miss Milvain
that Mommsen's «story of Rome
ete.”
“KILLED, FIFTEEN; WOUNDED, NONE”
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| How the new safety buffer for motors cars {s fixed. The picture
shows a collision with a carrier cycie, which is saved from wreck by the
buffer. It is claimed that in more serious collisions the attachment pro-
tects the lamps, mud guards, and wheels of motor cars that are fitted
with it.
Chief Joseph of the Nez Perces
was a general. Howard and Miles
found this out in the campaigns in
the mountains of the Northwest, when
Joseph fought them fair a dozen
times, outwitted them on occasion,
and at last succumbed to the inevi-
table only when superior weapons and
superior numbers were too much for
generalship.
In the Nez Perces campaign there
were actions which deserve a place
In history, but they have no such
place, and knowledge of them exists
only In the memories of the veterans
who fought the reds in the fastnesses
of Idaho and who risked their lives
for the protection of the frontier,
thinking and caring little about fame.
Records of ordinary battles show
that-in the total losses the proportion
of killed to wounded ts about one man
in five. In some of Nez Perces fights
the ordinary proportion stood at odds
with itself, and In some cases there
was no question of proportion at all,
for the casualty list held no names
but those of the dead.
Chief Joseph knew that man for
man his followers were no match for
the better trained and better armed
white soldiers. In order to infilct all
possible loss upon the white enemy
with least posstbility of severe loss
to his own band, he attacked tsolated
troops when the opportunity came,
and the record of the fights was red.
On the retired Mst of the United
States army is Capt. William R. Par-
nell, an Irishman by birth, an Amerl-
can by adoption, and a seldier by
choice. Capt. Parnell is out of active
service because of disability from
wounds received in action. In his
case it was shown that no man in the
end {8 bullet-proof, even though the
fire of a dozen pitched fights bas left
him scatheless.
In June of the Nez Perces year
Capt. Parnell was a first Meutenant
of the First cavalry. His command,
consisting of only fifty-four officers
and men, was detached from the main
body of troops in the fleld, and was
scouting in the vicinity of White Bird
canyon, Idaho. The Nez Perces saw
their chance, and a band of them, led
by a subchief, came down on the little
contingent of cavalry like a tempest
blast.
The reds outnumbered the whites
eight to one and there was nothing
for the troop to do but to retreat
and to fight as it fell Yack, for the
nature of the country was such that
to make a stand meant being sur-
rounded by the Indians, who could
take to the mountain ledges and pick
off riders and horses at will.
Into the White Bird canyon went
the troops and following came & horde
of the savages. Four troopers fell
dead from their saddles. Their bodies
were picked up and carrled by thelr
comrades. Alternately the troopers
turned, stood and fired, checking the
Racing Deafens Chauffeurs.
He had done in his 110-horse power
car a mile in 30 seconds.
“Congratulations,” said a young girl,
as he got out.
“What?” sald he.
“Congratulations.”
He smiled and shook his head.
“What?”
“I sald, ‘Congratulations.’ What is
the matter with you? Are you deaf?”
But again he failed to hear her.
“In a few minutes,” he said, “I'll be
all right. T suppose It was the noise of
the motor or the swift going—at any
tate Iam enveloped In the most ter-
rifle tumult—a roar like the winds of
a hundred storms—and I can’t hear a
word you say.”
“{ am always like this after a race,”
he continued. “For fifteen minutes or
so Iam as a deaf as a post. Then
gradually the roaring in my ears sub
sides, and I begin to distinguish the
sounds that occur around me, I sec
tow lips moving and mouth ajump,
but I hear not a word.
“All men that race in heavy, pow:
erful, detonating cars are deal, lke
me, at their races’ end. Tam unaware
though, of an chauffeur whose hear
ing has been permanently injured by
‘acing "—Phialdelphia Bulletin.
oncoming horde and at times driving
it back to shelter. Then the retreat
was again taken up and continued
until another stand was necessary to
keep the little command from being
overwhelmed.
Into the marsh which traversed the
canyon rode the troopers. The vego-
tation was lush and high, at times
concealing some of the troopers from
the sight of their fellows. While the
passage was being made, the Nez
Perces, from the highvr ground, rained
{n their shots and claimed as dead
three more of the troopers. The liv-
Ing raised the dead from the earth
and carried them on, to save them
from mutilation.
High ground was reached at last.
Then there came a hurried count,
and one trooper was reported miss-
ing. From over the marsh grasses
came the sound of sharp firing, It
seemed to be concentrated in one
spot, and then the command knew
that the missing trooper had lost his
mount and was seeking to make his
way out of the morass, while the
savages were trying to cut him off.
Lieut. Parnell asked his command:
ing officer for a few men to follow
him back to the rescue of their com-
rade. Into the tule swamp rode the
Heutenant and his score of followers.
‘They were going straight into death's
valley. The savages swarmed on the
hillside and down into the marsh they
poured their lead.
Off, to the left, Parnell knew, was
the trooper for whom he was in
search, for occasionally there came
the sound of a single report and the
sight of the smoke of black powder.
Toward the point the leutenant
pushed with his men, while the bullets
dropped about them and every few
steps claimed a victim.
On through the grasses, firing as
they went in the effort to keep down
‘the force of the red fusillade, went
the troppers. They reached their lost
comrade finally, but of the twenty
‘rescuers only fourteen were left.
‘The Nez Perces had killed the strayed
soldier's horse, and they were rapidly
closing in on him when help came.
Back through the swamp rode Par.
nell and his men. They were shining
marks for bullets, and the hail of
them did not cease, but while the
storm was beating the troopers picked
up their dead and retreated fighting.
Lieut, Parnell that day was not hit
His wounds came tn another action
ater. What saved him no one can
say, for he led kis men and was the
| mark most conspicuous.
| The troop finally found a place of
safety, The casualty Jist of H Troop,
First cavalry, as it was made up on
the night of the day of the fight in
“White Bird canyon, read:
| “Troopers Killed, fifteen; wounded,
none.”
And the record stands alone to this
| day.—Chicago Post.
Pilot Rock's Good Showing.
As an indication of the strenuous-
ness of country life it may be men-
tioned that ninety-two numbers were
sold for the dance at Pilot Rock Mon-
day night. The atmosphere of the old
hall was heavy with dust and foul
odors, but the gay costumers tripped
the light fantastic until daylight.
There was some money left in the old
town as a result of the dance, The
two saloons took in $200; $92 was
‘paid for tickets and about $80 for sup-
‘per. One young man, under age, was
arrested for being drunk, which is a
good showing, considering the amount
of “booze” sold.—Pilot Rock Record.
Bingham Stirs Things Up.
Gen. Bingham, the new police com-
missioner of New York, shows com:
plete and most unmilitary contempt
for red tape. Offhand the other day
he assessed several heavy fines
against derelict captains, Incidental
to one of these cases, it was brought
out that Magistrate Tighe of Brook:
lyn had recommended as a trust:
worthy tenant a man whose rooms
were raided elght days after he moved
in, when detectives, working over the
heads of the inspector and captain of
the precinct, found that he was rum
ping a fashionable poolroom.
TWITCHING NERVES
A Serious Hereditary Trouble Cured
By Or. Willtiame’ Pink Pies.
Sufferers from ailments that have af-
flicted in regular succession one genera-
tion after auother of their family are, as
‘8 rule, inclined to submit to them as in-
evitable, The case which follows proves
that such hereditary difficulties are not
beyond the reach of curative forces aud
should inspire hopefulness and a readi-
ness to try remedics that have effected:
sigual cures, such as that which is bere
given,
Mrs. Elizabeth Rannells, of No. 408
East Seventh street, Newton, Kausaa,
gives the following account of her ail-
tient aud her cure:
“Bor two years I suffered from atrying
nervousness in my lower limbs fron my
knees down, as my mother and my
frandmother had suffered before me.
@ wituation was for many years ac-
cepted ax unavoidable because heredi-
tary. Butabout two years ago,when my
sot was realizing benefit from the use of
Dr. Williams! Pink Pills, thonght there
night ponalbly be some food in them for
mer My trouble hind then become. 80
serious as to make it difficalt for me to
eo often had to walk the floor in
restlensness the whole night. After tak.
ing some six boxes the twitching disap-
posted snd Tented to use the remedy,
‘evidently stopped a little too soon for
hervousuess came back after a month or
‘80 and Lused the pills again for a short
time. Relief came at once and since I
stopped using them the secoud time I
have been free from any return of the
twitchings or from any interfereuce with
my sleep
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills have cured
the worst cases of bloodlessness, indiges-
tion, influenza, headaches, lumbago, aci-
atica, neuralgia, nervousness, spinal
weakness aud the special ailments of girls
‘and women, — For further information,
address the Dr. Williams Medicine Co.,
Schenectady, N.Y.
No Postage Stamps.
Old Man—“If that young {dfot in
the parlor hasn't got sense enough to
make shorter calls, he might as well
be of some use. Ask him ff he can
spare me a postage-stamp.”
Daughter (after a trip to the par-
lor—“He says he’s very sorry, but he
called at the postoffice today to re-
new his supply of postage stamps, but
he hadn't anything smaller than a
fivehundred-dollar bill in his vest
pocket, and they couldn't change that."
“Eh? By Jinks! Well you ninny,
go back to the parlor at once. Don’t
you know better than to leave your
company alone like that?”
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A Strangler’s Mistake.
Distinguished Stranger (inthe
West)—"That Is a well-drilled squad
of soldiers.” -
American General—"Squad? Great
Scott, man! ‘That's an army!”
Lewis’ Single Binder straight 5c. You
Pay 1Uc for cigars uot sor Your deaier
or Lewis’ Factory, Peoria, Ui.
William Waldorf Astor, who bought
Hever castle, 11 England, about two
years ago, 1s building a Tudor village
around the old place and will try to
give it surroundings similar to thase
existing In the days when Henry VIIL
went there to woo Anné Boleyn,
Why It Is the Best
ts Decause made by an entirely differs
ent process. Deflance Starch is un-
Uke ‘any other, better and one-third
more for 10 cents,
Shaban Bey, a leader of the Alban-
fan insurrection against Turkey, has
arrived in this country to try to {n-
terest the American board of foreign
missions in his project for a boys"
school in Albania,
Defiance Starch
‘should be in every household, none so
good, besides 4 oz. more for’ 10 cents
thai. any other brand of cold water
starch.
Judge—Were you present when the
trouble started between the man and
his wife?
Witness—Yes, sir. T was at deir
weddin’, ef dat’s whut yo! means, sah,
—Philadelphia Bulletin,
AT CIE AA VEC
use Defiance Cold Water Starch, be-
cause it is better, and 4 ox, more of it
for same money,
The Field Mouse—Hello, Doct
How's business? Old Dr. Stork—Pret-
ty darn slow. In fact, I've about de-
cided to give trading stamps.—Puck.
Gen, A. B. Aylesworth, Ontario's
new postmaster general, who is seek-
ing election to parliament to succeed
Sir William Murdock, is described as
closely resembling Abraham Lincoln
in appearance, being 6 feet 6 Inches
in height.
‘The Hog Family.
Mr, Borem—"My father was a great
breeder of hogs.”
Miss Cutting—"Ah! There was quite
a large family of you, wasn’t there?”—
Mustrated Bits.
‘Their Sufferings Are Usually
Due to Female Disorders
Perhaps Unsuspected
A MEDICINE THAT CURES
om Can we dispute
aa AD the. well-known
4 EP tactthat American
women are ner-
: jrous ?
How often dowe
K hear the expres-
Ly sion, “I am so ner.
Lo vous, it seemsas if
I should fly;” or,
Seah * Don't speak to
E Shofwets™e:” Little things
c
make you irritable; you can’, slee;
you are unable to quistly and calmly
Perform your daily tasks or care for
your children.
The relation of the flerves and gen-
erative organs in woman is so close
that ninetenths of the nerrous pros-
tration, nervous debility, ‘the blues,
sleeplessness and nervous irritability
arise from some derangement of the
organism which makes her # woman.
Fils of depression oF restlessness and
irritability ; spirits easily affected, so
that one minute she laughs, the next
minute weeps; pain in the abdominal
region And between the shoulders;
loss of voice; nervous dyspepsia; a
tendency to ery at the least provoce-
tion—all these point to nervous pros-
tration,
Nothing will relieve this distressing
gondition and prevent months of pros
tration and suffering so surely as Lydia
E, Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
‘Mrs. M. E. Shotwell, of 103 Flatbush
Avenue, Brooklyn, N. ¥,, writes:
sate seis taki Lydia, erie
ve In . Pink.
Bae Yeeetabie Cofapund f wutfered fo
along time with nervous prostration, back.
‘echo, beadache, loss of appetite. 1 could
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ovgry night. ee
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and it has worked wonders for me,
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gone and my friends say I look ten years
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Will not the volumes of letters from
women made strong by Lydia E. Pink-
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all women of its virtues? Surely you
cannot wish to remain sick, weak
‘and discouraged, exhausted each day,
when you can be as easily cured a:
other women,
“Why are people so eager for
fame?? “Because,” answered Sena-
tor Sorghum, “in the majority of in-
stances fame 1s one of the most prof-
{table forms of advertising.”—Wash-
ington Star.
The path of duty is through the
custom house.
Forcnitren verntng’ aftens the ge, potces fe
Adzuuation,allays palt,curos win colli,’ doce wotaie
Feeling His Oats.
George—"I say, Gus, what's hap-
pened? You strut along the- street
as if you owned the whole city. Fall-
en heir to a fortune?”
Gus—"No, but I've been dodging my
tailor for eighteen months, and today
T've got the money in my pocket to
pay him.”
Cause for Rejoicing.
Customer—"What do those flags at
your window mean?”
Cigarmaker—"It ees reported dot
de tax vill be daken off tobacco,
“Oh! I thought maybe you had
heard that the Ohio cabbage trust
had bursted.”
Exchanae of Confidence.
‘Mr. Jinks—‘I don't know how you
will feel about it, sir, but the fact
fs that my wife, your daughter, is a
dreadfully hard woman to live with.”
Mr. Blinks—“I can sympathize with
you, sir, I married her mother.”
A Simple Plan.
Mr. Youngman (after long thought)
—“Is there any way to find out what
a woman thinks of you, without pro-
posing?”
Mr. Benedict (absently)—"Yes;
make her mad.”
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DEFIANCE STARCH ic.icc:
THE NEW CONGRESSMAN.
With joy he views those lofty halls
Whose noble, grand, historic walls
Have sheltered famous men;
And thinks how he'll the nation teach,
And soon with some magnetic speech
Awake those walls again,
He knows the folks at home awalt
His views upon concerns of state
With {ll-concealed restraint;
But he'll not keep them waiting long,
And when he does burst forth in song,
What pictures he will paint!
He sees himself another Clay!
To seek the thickest of the fray
He earnestly doth yearn;
And if he’s good, the leading chaps
Will let him make, some day, perhaps,
‘A motion to adjourn.
—Loulsville Courter Journal,
‘The One to Be Pleased,
“No,” said Peckham, “we never
have boiled: ham at our house any
more.”
“Why?” replied Newitt. “I thought
you were very fond of it.”
“So I am; but my wife's pet dog
won't eat it at all."—Philadelphia
Press.
Merciless.
“What do you think of that young
author?”
“Before reading his book,” answered
Miss Cayenne, “I thought he must
be more intelligent than he looks.
After reading it, I have concluded
that he looks more intelligent than
he {s."—Washington Star.
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
axe LARATIVR NUM Quon Tate: Drop
GROVES iimatarete on each boxe ase.”
John Bigelow, LL. D., who was our
civil war consul and minister in Paris,
passed his 88h birthday recently. He
wrote a great Franklin biography, a
lfe-of Samueul J. Tilden and a life of
William Cullen Bryant. He has writ:
ten books about Hayti in English and
about the United States in French, and
he has just published a pamphlet on
Gladstone's attitude during the civil
war.
Lewis’ Single Bmder costs more than
other be cigars. Smokers know why.
Your dealer or Lewis’ Factory, Peoria, IL
| Andrew Jackson Houston, Republi
can, who is contesting the seat of M.
|S. Brooks of the Second Texas district,
1s a son of the famous Gen. Sam Hous-
ton, formerly a senator from that
state,
/ ‘heaine: Ge Gasket
Some grocers say they don't keep
Detiance Starch. This is because they
have a stock on hand of other brands
containing. only, 12 oz In a. package,
which they won't be able to sell first,
decause Deflance contains 16 02, for
the same money.
Do You want 16 oz, instead of 12 o
for same money? Then buy Defiance
Starch, Requires no cooking,
A good book is a fine companion.
Especially a bank book.
You can always get a*good listener
by feeding a hungry man,
Smpertant ts Mathere,
‘Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORTA,
safe and sure remedy for infants and childrem,
and ee that it
Beare the :
‘ta Use For Over $0 Years,
| ‘Tho Kind You Have Always Bought,
‘A woman cries when she ts tickled,
and laughs when she is mad,
| Washing Windows.
| The method of washing windows has
| changed very much of late; have a pail of
y
Tukewarm stids made from Ivory Soap. Dip
a soft cloth in the water; squeeze almost
dry and ‘wipe the glass off Then polish
with chamols as it leaves no lint and does
| the work with more case,
ELEANOR R. PARKER,
Two of a Kind,
‘Tramp—"Parading, but T heard ye
say ye lived in Dugout City, Kansas,
‘ain't it had the makin’ of a great
| town.”
Kansas Man—"Yes, siree. All we
| want is capital.”
Tramp (sadly)—Same way with me’
| Masi Maketalons at Utes.
“That was a terrible cizme commit-
ted yesterday.”
“It was 80, Have the police made
any progréss toward apprehending
the gullty parties?”
“Oh, yes. ‘They persuaded the news:
papers to take the matter up."—-Louls-
ville Courier-Journal.
It is calculated that the total im-
ports of Argentina for the year will
reach $207,000,000 and exports $326,
000,000, One of the sources of great
satisfaction is that during the nine
months the gold reserve In the con-
version office was increased by $29,-
901,236,
Why It Ie the Best
fs because made by an entirely differs
tnt process Defiance Starch. is. un:
Uke any other, better and one-third
more for 10 cents,
The Congressman’s Expectations.
| “Are you in favor of reetprocity?”
“Certainly,” answered the extreme.
/iy practical’ congressman; ‘when I
do anything for anybody, I expect
him to do something for me.”—Wash
“ington Star.
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A Difference
Colonel Highflyer—"What are you
rates per column?”
Editor of Swell Soclety—"For inser
ton or supvression?”—Life
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SEER
Electricians especially experience
considerable difficulty in boring holes
in corners and other obscure points
through which to pass wires to con-
nect with bells or incandeseent lamps,
The ordinary bit and brace does not
suffice for this purpose, as it 1s Impcs-
sible to operate the handle of the
brace when it 1s close to the wall. An
exceedingly simple contrivance at:
tached to the ordinary brace has been
patented by two Buffalo inventors
and 1s designed for effectively and
convenlently boring holes in nooks
and corners inaccessible to ordinary
braces. At the top of the section of
the brace holding the bit is a bevel
gearing meshing at right angles with
a shaft extending through the con
necting arm. At the end of the shaft
is a small handle and the operation
will be at once obvious, When it 1s
necessary to bore a hole in a place
where the ordinary brace cannot be
used the auxiliary handle is brough'
into action, which can be fully turned
without coming in contact with the
walls or other obstructions. The
mechanism 1s so arranged that the
bit and brace can be used for ordt
nary purposes where there ‘s ampl
room and the auxiliary only brough
into use in case of emergency.
A Gaiety. Attecoment:
Even in this enlightened age accl-
dents due to a failure to turn off the
gas properly are still numerous enough
to command attention. A safety at-
tachment for gas burners is the recent
invention of a New Jersey man, and if
it will fulfill the claims advanced tt is
well worthy of attention. Instead of
employing a stopcock the attachment
regulates the flow of gas, and as long
as the gas is burning remains in that
position, but should there be any care-
lessness in turning off the gas the at-
tachment does so automatically.
Whether the gas Is purposely extin-
guished or extinguished by accident,
due to a high wind or when blown out
by an ignorant person, the attachment
acts by gravity to close the plug. ‘The
attachment 1s pivoted to one end of
‘the stopcock, and consists of an arm
which extends parallel with the burn:
er, and controlled by a lever. At the
| top of the arm is the portion which en
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gages with the burner, being made
in the shape of a ring com
nected to two horizontal * bands.
When the gas is turned off and the at-
tachment in its normal position It 1s at
right angles to the burner. When the
lever 1s operated to turn on the gas
the attachment closes up until the top
engages with the tip of the burner.
As long as the gas is burn
ing the ring and bar at the
top are caused to expand, but
should the gas become extinguished
by a gust of wind or otherwise the
band immediately contracts and as-
sumes a position which forces the at-
tachment by its own weight and grav-
ity to quickly fall to {ts normal post
tion and shut off the gas.
Pussle of Sliver and Lead.
‘The contemporary chemist constd-
ers not only what things are but what
they may have been, Every lead mfne
fo a silver mine and every silver mine
4s a lead mine all the world over, says
Donald Murray. It is curfous, too, that
these methods come together In the
order, tons of lead, ounces of silver.
Why should this be? It is suggested
that the silver is a disintegration prod-
uct of lead. Once on a time the silver
particles broke away and experiment?
might show that they are still break-
ing away and leaving the lead, In the
same way copper and gold often occur
curiously together. Who will take the
trouble to free by the usual erystalllz:
ing process ten tons of lead from all
traces of silver, then put it aside for
ten years and test again for silver by
the same process?
Nitrogen’e Rays Strona.
The latest fashions in rays are nt.
trogen rays, and they are announced
by Prof. B. Walter in connection with
his experiments on the activity of
radiotellurium, The rays of radiotel:
lurlum produce a fluorescence in the
air through which they pass, so that
i radiation is set up with a pro
‘nounced photochemical action and
similar properties to the ultra violet
of the spectrum. The radiation is en:
tirely absorbed by aluminum foll, but
easily passes through a class plate.
In traversing a vacuum ibe rays do
not radiate, and save in nitrogent,
whose effect is from thirty to fifty
times as great as with hydrogen of
oxygen, and {t {8 expected to radiate
light in the mystertously peculiar
properties of the nitrogen atom,
RAISED FROM A DEATH.BED.
Mr. Pitts, Once Pronounced incurable,
Has Been Weill Three Years.
E. E. Pitts, 60 Hathaway St. Skow-
hegan, Me. says: “Seven years ago
my back ached and I was so run down
that I was laid up
four months, 1
had night sweats
and fainting spells
4. fh and dropped to 90
* ie ¥ pounds. The urine
7 bs passed every few
MMAR! minutes with in:
Cofag tense pain and
3 (age \! looked like blood.
Cons Dropsy set in and
ge? the doctors decid:
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‘that ft was laid up
four months, 1
had night sweats
and fainting spells
4. and dropped to 90
4 ie pounds, The urine
‘A passed every few
MMAR! minutes with in-
Comey... tense pain and
TA Age | Wooked Tike diood.
q We 24° Dropsy set in and
ge? the doctors decid:
ed I could not live.
My wife got me using Doan's Kidney
Pills, and as they helped me I took
heart, kept on and was cured so thor-
oughly that I've been well three
years.”
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The Stuttering Man's Query.
“You must find that impediment in
your speech rather inconvenient at
times, Mr. Biggs?”
“Oh, n-no. Everybody has his pe-
cullarity, Stammering {s m-m-mine.
What fs yours?”
“Well, really, I am not aware that
have any.”
* “D.do you stir y-your tea with your
right hand?”
“Why, yes, of course.”
“W-well, that is y-your pecullarity
Most p-people wuse a t-teaspoon.”—
Sucred Heart Review.
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Miss Ellen Pollock has the distine-
tion of being the only woman political
registration agent In the United King-
dom, She is secretary of the Strand
Liberal and Radical assoctation, and
is agent for the party in the borough
of the Strand,
Many Children are Sicxiy.
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Second Tramp — “Shuttin’ — the
planer.”
Bad Stomach Makes
Bad Blood.
You can not make sweet butter in a
foul; nveiran churn, ‘The stomach aceves
Eeva churn in which to agitate, work up
aud disintegrate our fod ay ity boi
Gigestek Er At be seouk, sluggieh ated
foul the result will be torpid, sluggish
Tiver and had, tmpure blond.
The ingredients of Dr, Pierce's Golden.
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serve to correct. aid clire- all. auch des
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drop of aloo! in ie eomponians chen
ieally ure fripiereinnal cerinn being
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alcohol. Now this lyesttpe is of ttself a
Valuable medicine, fnstead of m deleteri=
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cure of weak stomach, dyspepsia and the
Various tormeot indigestion. Prot. Finkey
Ellingwood, M. Do, of Hennett, Medical
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SIntdyypepaie ft acres an excellent, pur-
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Black Cherry bark, Queen's root, Blood:
Tootand Mandrake root, or the extracts of
These, as in Dr. Mercere Ciolden Medient
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This could only be done where the crops are
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Precisely these three conditions exist in the
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The edge of Death Valley, where
Annually many treasure hunters have
perished in their seareh for gold, was
the scene of one of the most pleasing
Incidents in the tnitial trip of the Los
Angeles Limited. The shadows ot
night had fallen upon the desert when
that point was reached on the home
ward mn, and the thoughts of most of
the eastern newspaper representatives
fn the brilliantly Mumined train were
centered upon their faraway homes,
wondering What the little ones were
doing—probably yearning to be with
them. While they were thus engross-
ed Santa Claus was busily engaged
planning a surprise; and a delightfal
surprise {t proved to be.
When everything was ready the
guests of the Union Pacific Railroad
| Company were called into their spe-
cial car, a state-room door swung back
‘on its hinges, and there stood reveal:
ed a Christmas tree, glittering with
tinsel and filled with presents, one
or more for each guest. As his name
| was called each stepped forward and
was handed a pretty souvenir, to
“which was added a large glass object
| encasing A generous sample of Call.
fornia’s fustly famed vintage. ‘This
| delightful Hittle incident relieved suet
| mental tension as had existed, for it
was a manifestation of the true Christ
mas spirit that was appreciated as
| much as it had been unexpected. It
was one of the touches of “nature
that make the whole world kin,” for
| tt served to bring still closer together
| the entertainers and the entertained
on the initial trip of the Los Angeles
Limited, For this reason, grewsome
as its reputation is, Death Valley wil
always be associated with a pleasant
memary in the minds of the news
| paper —_ representatives "Telegraph
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He Promised to "Obey."
A prospective Boston bridegroom who meant to be master in his own house, called on the well-known clergyman, Rev C. W. Wendt, who was to tie the knot the following day, "I have heard," he said, "that you emit the word 'obey' from the marriage service. Will you kindly insert it to morrow?" Mr. Wendt obliquely promised to do so. "Wilt thou Lince, promise to love, honor, and obey," was promptly answered by the bride without demur. The same question was put to the groom, who hesitated, stammered, and gulped, but answered, as had his bride, "I will," probably not wishing to create a scene. Later he reproached the minister. "But you asked me to use the word 'obey,'" said Mr. Wendt, with a twinkle in his eyes; "how was I to know that you wanted it for the lady only? You should have been more explicit"—Argonaut.
Cause and Effect
"I suppose he clasped you in his arms when the canoe upset?"
"No; quite the opposite."
"Quite the opposite?"
"Yes; the canoe upset when he clasped me in his arms."
AN URGENT APPEAL.
President Paul Morton was entertaining at Manhattan beach 750 agents of the Equitable Life.
An agent fro the west asked Mr. M Morton if he believed that advertising benefited life insurance.
"Good advertising," the other answered, "benefits every form of business."
"But what is good advertising?" said the agent.
"Good advertising," returned Mr. Morton, "is the kind that strikes home, the kind that gives you a friendly feeling toward a concern. It makes you believe that it will be pleasant and profitable to deal with the a'vertiser.
"A Derott grocer, in my boyhood, inserted in the papers an advertisement that I think was a good one. I still remember it. It ran:
"Twins are come to me for the third time. This time a boy and a girl. I beseech my friends and patrons to support me stoutly."
Oldest National Speaker
Joseph G. Cannon is the oldest man ever elected speaker of the national house of representatives. He was also lone member of that body before becoming speaker than any other presiding officer. The youngest speaker the house ever had was R. M. T. Hutter of Virginia, who was only 30 years old and in his second term when chosen to preside.
Electricity From Coal.
In the opinion of Thomas A. Edison, wonders are yet to be unfolded in the world of electricity.
"We are groping on the verge of another great epoch in the world's history," he said in an interview at his laboratory in West Orange. "It would not surprise me any morning to wake up and learn that some one, some group of the 300,000 scientific men who are investigating all over the earth, has seized upon the secret of electricity by direct process, and begin another practical evolution in human affairs.
"It can be done. It will be done. I expect to see it before I die."
"The first great change in the production of electricity will abolish carrying coal for that purpose," he said. "Instead of digging gross material out of the earth, loading it on cars, and carrying it, say, 500 miles, there to put it under a boiler and burn, and so get power, we shall set up plants at the mouth of miles, generate power there, and transmit it wherever it is needed by copper wire."
"How many times has your husband been under the knife?" "Dear me, I don't know; but he's become so accustomed to it that he lies down to be operated on every time he sees a doctor."—Chicago Record-Herald.
Jumping at Conclusions.
"I'm entertaining Miss Sniggs, the most popular girl in our class," said the Bryn Mawr girl: "I'd like you to meet her."
"No, thank you," replied Dick: "I'm not interested in homely girls." "Why, how did you know she was homely?" "She must be, or she wouldn't be so popular with you other girls; also, you wouldn't want me to meet her." —Philadelphia Press.
Didn't Get a Key.
Mr. Slimpurse—I see the kitchen clock is got going. Didn't you get a key to day?
Mrs. Compurse—"No."
"Let you as you were going into a jeweler's."
"Yes, but Mrs. Stuckup happened to be there looking at some pearls. You don't suppose I'd ask for a five-cent kitchen-clock key under those circumstances, do you?
"What did you do?"
"I asked how long it would take them to clean a diamond necklace, and came out."
What We're Coming To.
"Cold winter ahead," declared Uncle Goshall Hemlock
"How can you tell?" he was asked.
"Didn't you hear the wild geese honk in' this mornin'"
"Oh, that was Jed Busby's new automobile."
"Thunder! Gol darn it all. That jest shows what the kentry's comin' to."
THE SPOTTED FAWN.
(The following is by an unknown author and has not been in print for many decades.) By Macaturah's flowery marge An Indian wigwam stood. Long ere the white man's rifle rang Loud throughout the echoing wood. The tomahawk and scalping knife Together lay at rest; For peace was in the forest shade, And in the redman's breast.
Chorus
Oh! the Spotted Fawn;
Oh! the Spotted Fawn.
The life and light of the forest shade,
With the red calef's child is gone.
By Macaturah's flowery marge
The Spotted Fawn had birth,
And grew as fair an Indian girl
As ever graced the earth.
She was the red chief's only child,
And wooed by many a brave.
But to the gallant young White Cloud
Her plighted troth she gave.
Chorus—
By Macaturah's flowery marge
A bridal song arose.
Nor dreamed they on that festal night
Of close encircling foes.
But through the forest
But through the stealthy forest
The white man came in wrath,
Firey darts before them hurled,
And blood was in their path.
Hard to Bribe.
Father—"I am determined to do something to prevent you from marrying oat scapegrace to reform him. As I can, orive you, I'll bribe you, is there anything that would tempt you to give him up?"
Daughter—"No, notaining that I can think of unless it's another scapegrace."
THE EMPRESS OF JAPAN
The empress of Japan is a noble and inspiring character, says the Chicago News. Her name is Haruko, and she is the daughter of a noble of the highest rank. She is two years older than the mikado. Her marriage took place in 1868. A further indication of the sacredness in which the imperial personages are held is shown by the incident which occurred when it was determined that the court ladies should adopt European dress. At this time great difficulty was experienced in getting clothes to fit her royal highness. The profane hands of a dressmaker could not be allowed to touch the personage of the empress, so a court lady had to pose as a model until the garments were gradually made to fit.
Needed them in his business:
Miss Gotrox—Nearly all my admirers think I should be able to get tips from you on the market.
Gotrox—Encourage them in that belief, my dear. It won't be long before I'll be ready to unload the stock I'm carrying—Puck.
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Single Meals 25 cents. Hot and Cold Baths Included.
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The well know MERCHANT TAILOR, after an extended trip through California and the west, is with us again. Everybody remembers Mr. Weber by the many stylish and well-made suits he has put up. He is now at
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For Dances, Socials,
Entertainments, Etc.
To Respectable Colored People only.
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Kelley's Best Beats all the Rest.
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TO
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Save Union Depot 8:30 and 10:20 A. M.
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Jackets Wabash Office, 903 Main Stre
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SHOES
SAM. H. FINKELSTEIN, Prop.
Bison Hats $1.50 Cleaned and B
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Street, Kansas
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ed for improved Train Service betwee
ings, Arkansas, and return daily, is now
MISSOURI
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RAILWAY
Las City at 11:00 a. m. daily. Arrive in
this train runs via Paola, Garnett, New
Coffeyville, Ft. Smith and Little R
Chair Cars (all seats free) to Hot Springs
"Hot Springs Special" is the Elega
nects at Little Rock with the Iron Mou
n Points in Arkansas, Louisiana and
Night Express 9:35 p. m. daily.
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EWETT, Gen'l Agt. Passenger
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"Hot Springs Special"
Long looked for improved Train Service between Kansas City and Hot Springs, Arkansas, and return daily, is now provided for by the
Hot Springs
Little Rock
MISSOURI
PACIFIC
RAILWAY
Fort Smith
Coffeyville
Leaving Kansas City at 11:00 a.m. daily. Arrive in Hot Springs to Breakfast. This train runs via Paola, Garnett, Neodesha, Independence (Kan.), Coffeyville, Ft. Smith and Little Rock. Through Sleepers and Chair Cars (all seats free) to Hot Springs. A special feature on this "Hot Springs Special" is the Elegant Dining Cars. This train connects at Little Rock with the Iron Mountain Trains for all Southeastern Points in Arkansas, Louisiana and Texas.
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For Excursion Tickets, Sleeping Car Berths and all information, call or address
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901 Main Street.
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F. C. MILLER, ..... Vice President.
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