Sedalia Weekly Conservator

Friday, March 3, 1905

Sedalia, Missouri

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Sedalia Weekly Conservator. + + + Rev. M. W. Dogan, A. M., Ph. D., president of Wiley University, who will deliver a lecture, under the auspices of the Students' Lecture Bureau, in the George R. Smith College Chapel, on the Evening of March the 17th. The Rev. M. W. Dogan, A. M., Ph. D., president of Wiley University is one of our most progressive, prominent, young educators of the south. He is strictly a college president and business-man. That he brings things to pass is attested by the $40,000 improvements and 36 per cent increase of attendance he has made at Wiley University, during the past eight years. He believes in self help and hustling. This is demonstrated by his own life; in that, he has step by step made his way from boot black to the presidency of one the best, and the largest school for Negroes in Texas. His broad experience, travel, contact and literary attaiment make him a logical, witty and ready speaker. It is both, delightful and inspiring to hear him. EVIDENCES of an early spring have begun to manifest themselves. Our hearts fill with joy when we think of the near approach of the Vernal Equinox. That will be a representative body of "do something" Negroes in St. Louis next week. Great progress has been made by the Central Missouri Conference, since its organization in 1897. Each year finds it nearer perfection. God bless each member and the vresiding officers, we pray. Next week, we shall publish papers presented by Presiding elder. W. H. Smith, of Sedalia District Central Missouri Conference and, also, by Prof. H. L. Bullups, for man years, head of the Commercial. department of George R. Smith College but at present Bursar of Wiley University, the greatest Negro school in Texas. GUARD. with jealous care, that charter, friend Lloyd. Its a sacred relic that should remain in the custody of Missouri Pythians, as a constant reminder of the work and hardships of the first Pythian pioneers, in this imperial common-wealth. Stand by your contention, friend Lloyd; you will eventually win, because you are in the right. LEONARD E. Britt, our correspondent at Higginsville, Mo., has adopted a novel plan for increasing our circulation in that locality. He will give to the young lady securing the greatest number of subscribers, beween now and April 10th, a beautiful Elgin movement gold watch. Mr. Britt is an ardent supporter of this periodical and means to do more than "alk" to assure its success. Published every Friday morning and entered at Sedalia Post Office as see end class matter. Rev. M. W. Dojan, A. M. Ph.D. university, who will deliver a lecture the Students' Lecture Bureau, in College Chapel, on the Evening. The Rev. M. W. Dogan, A. M., Ph.D. university is one of our most progressive, of the south. He is strictly a college professor. That he brings things to pass is attentions and 36 per cent increase of a law University, during the past eight years and hustling. This is the demonstrable step by step made his way in denyance of one the best, and the largest. Has broad experience, travel, contends make him a logical, witty and ready fui and inspiring to hear him. EVIDENCES of an early spring he selfs. Our hearts fill with joy when we of the Vernal Equinox. That will be a representative groes in St. Louis next week. Great place Central Missouri Conference, since its year finds it nearer perfection. God vresiding officers, we pray. Next week, we shall publish pa elder. W. H. Smith, of Sedalia District and, also, by Prof. H. L. Bulup, Commercial department of George R. Bursar of wiley University, the great guard, with jealous care, that our sacred relic that should remain in the ans, as a constant reminder of the woo Pythian pioneers, in this imperial com Stand by your contention, friend L. because you are in the right. LEONARD E. Britt, our corresp has adopted a novel plan for increase of quality. He will give to the young ladder of subscribers, be ween now and movement gold watch. Mr. Britt is periodical and means to do more than ```markdown ``` + + + + + + + + + + + + ANNOUNCEMENT. We are authorized to announce the name of Prof. G. L. Coleman as a candidate for re-election to the office of Superintendent of the Pettis county schools, subject to the action of the qualified voters of said county, at the annual election of school officers, on April 4th. She - In your bachelor clubs what is the penalty for marrying? A. D., president of Wiley Uni- tature, under the auspices of U., in the George R. Smith opening of March the 17th. M., Ph. D., president of Wiley Uni- tature, prominent, young educators president and business-man. attested by the $40,000 improve- of attendance he has made at Wi- ght years. He believes in self help constrained by his own life; in that, by from boot black to the presi- gest school for Negroes in Texas. contact and literary attention body speaker. It is both, delight- ing have begun to manifest them- en we think of the near approach We body of "do something" Ne- hat progress has been made by the ce its organization in 1897. Each God bless each member and the Pash papers presented by Presiding District Central Missouri Confer- nials, for man years, head of the R. Smith College bit at present the greatest Negro school in Texas. That charter, friend Lloyd. Its a the custody of Missouri Pythi- ne work and hardships of the first common-wealth. And Lloyd; you will eventually win, Interpendent at Higginsville, Mo., leasing our circulation in that lo- lady securing the greatest num- and April 10th, a beautiful Elgin itt is an ardent supporter of this than "alk" to assure its success. NOTICE $5.50 in cash will be given to any person securing ten names from any location, for enrollment in the 20th Century Correspon- dence School of Stenography. This offer is good until April 1st. For further patictlars, address C. A. Biggers, Box 121, Muskogee, I. T. She—Did you meet with any cyclones out West? He—No; but one caught up with us.—Yonkes SEDALIA, MISSOURI, FR DAY, MARCH 3 1905 LADY'S GOLD WATCH TO BE AWARDED In Higginsville Subscription Solicitor's Contest. Leonard E. Britt, the correspondent for the SEDALIA WEEKLY CONSEVATOR, at Higginsville, Mo. will conduct a Subscription solicitor's contest for that periodical in his city. Any young lady may enter the contest by complying with the subjoined regulation. Mr. Britt will award the young lady, bringing in the largest number of subscribers, a beautiful gold watch, and chain. The watch, chain and case is now on exhibition at Beache's, the leading jeweler, where any desiring, may look at it. The watch is of Elgin movement enclosed in a gold case guaranteed to wear 25 years. Just the very thing to please any young lady. Aside from the watch that Mr. Britt will award, the CONSERVATOR will award to each contestant a useful prize. The contest will begin with the March the 3rd issue and continue until nine o'clock, p. m. April, 10th. Any young lady may enter the contest by filing name with Leonard E. Britt, at Higginsville Mo. on or before March, 10th. He will give other information of value to contestants. REGULATIONS 1. A list of the contestants will be published each week, until close of contest. 2. No subscription will be taken for less than three months. 3. Each contestants must report, in cash, each Monday to local correspondent, Leonard E. Britt. 4. Each new annual subscription will count for 12 votes; 6 months subscription, 6 votes and 3 months, 3 votes. 5. Each annual subscription will cost one Dollar: six months Sixty cents: three months, Forty cents. 6. The ballots are not to be counted until the 10th of April, which will be the date of closing contest and awarding of the prize Said count shall begin at 9:30 p.m., promptly. 7. To insure absolute secrecy, each contestant will be receipted for their votes each Monday, during contest. 8. Three judges, shall make final count and announce the successful candidate. Said judges are not to be related in any manner to either of the candidates local correspondent or management of the Conservator. 9 All candidates are to report in person or by proxy on the evening of the 10th of April, at A. M. E. Church not later than nine o'clock p.m. 10. Renewals for the paper will count one year 18 votes; six months nine votes three months, four votes. Ank further information relating to the contest may be had by consulting Mr. Leonard E. Britt of Higginsville Mo. PREPARING FOR THE FAIR The leading spirits in the LaFayette County Colored Fair association are beginning on time this year to make the annual meeting at the Higginsville Mo., Fair grounds a great affair. A larger amount than ever will be given in premiums in all departments. The speed entries will far excel all former occasions Negro farmers thru-out the west should feel interested in this movement. Any one desiring information pertaining to the fair may secure same, by writing Moses Green, president, Lexington. PERSONAL. I. v. E. D. Burn's will meet his church in an all day service Sunday. Mrs. Amelia Gaston, who has been ill for several days, is now convalescent. Read, if you will, our next edition. Tell us what you think of it as a youthful journalist. David Wilson, of Houstonia, Mo., was the guest of his Aunt, Mrs. Julia Woods, of East Cooper street, Just Sunday. Rev. H. G. Gibson, of Clinton came up Monday morning to visit his daughters, who are attending school here. William Brown, one of our down-to-date farmers, was in the city Sunday, consulting his family physician, Dr. J. M. Harris. Mrs. Lou Jones has been seriously ill, with congestion of the lungs, for several days. She is much improved, at this iswriting. Mrs. Mattie L. Teeters, assistant principal in Lincoln School, spent the week in Kansas City. During her absence, Mrs. M. C. Buren presided over her room. Can you reside any where on the earth and be happy without the Sedalia Weekly Conservator You had better subscribe and be made happy. Lee Robinson, white, of North Sweet Springs. Mo, was in town Sunday looking healhtfully rosy. He has been wonderfully benefitted by taking treatment under Dr. Harris. Dr. Dogan, of Wiley University, Marshall, Tex., has made a great school out of a small one. His life's making is similar. So hear him March 17, at George R. Smith College. WHEELER'S Shaving Parlor WHEELER'S Shaving Parlor Shaves, Hair-Cuts, Shampoos, Sea-Foams and Hair-Singe. COME AND BE MADE NOBBY AND UP-TO-DATE. 103 North - Lamine Street. Mrs. Laura Kingsberry desires us to announce to the public that she will not take any more boarders. She has closed, absolutely, her dining hall. No hot meals will be served by her. Miss Georgia Bass, of Slater, Mo., was called to this city last week to be at the bedside of Mrs. Lou Jones, who was very seriously ill. While in the city, Miss Bass is the guest of her Aunt, Mrs. Amanda Bills. Leonard E. Britt, our Higginsville, Correspondent, visited his cousin; Mrs. Mary Sanders, Sunday. While here, he arranged with the management of this paper to conduct subscription contest at his home. President I. L. Lowe preached a thoughtful and instructive sermon at Taylors Chapel, Sunday evening. An overflowing house greeted him and he did credit to the occasion. Dr. C. Marshall Lowe's lecture on "Yeast" in the College chapel, on the 23rd was a presentation of facts most intelligently arranged and graphically stated. The audience was pleased, greatly, with his discourse. Johnx Brown won the Silver Medal in the W. C. T. U. contest at Taylor's Chapel, Tuesday night. Mrs. Allen is having much success with her W. C. T. U. Improved and strengthened by the addition of many new features: Enlarged farm department—forestry and flori culture—care of the horse—Boys' and Girls' page—International Sunday School Lesson—Home Health Club—Mime Michaud's health and beauty hints—new household ideas—practical cookery—latest styles for all ages—best fiction—full crop and market reports. The Later Ocean is the only Western paper receiving, in addition to the Associated Press reports, the entire telegraph service of the Central News and special cable of the New York World, besides daily reports from over two thousand special correspondents. ALL THIS FOR ONLY 5 CENTS EXTRA WEEKLY CONSERVATOR.....$1.00 WEEKLY INTER OCEAN.....$1.00 BOTH FOR ONE YEAR.....$1.05 This Offer Open Only A Few Weeks YOU'RE NEEDED The Southwest is really in More men are needed—you're near unimproved land—land not yieldi pable. The same thing in a differ Few lines of business are adequate penings for mills and manufactur newspapers and lumber yards. Tas, Indian Territory and Oklahoma fer wouderful opportunities for d lines. THE OPPORTU The M. K. & T. has no la terested in the upbuilding of the west, and know that with its pre the prospects are brighter and the older and more densely popu investigate conditions and satisfy these statements Southwest is really in need of nothing so are needed -you're needed. There are vast land -land not yielding the crops of which the same thing in a different way is true of business are adequately represented. The mills and manufacturing plants, small stores and lumber yards. The oil and gas field. Territory and Oklahoma are practically no useful opportunities for development along THE OPPORTUNITY IS NO M. K. & T. has no lands for sale, we are the buildup of the country. We believe know that with its present needs and objects are brighter and the future more hopeful and more densely populated states. We we conditions and satisfy yourself of the truth really in need of nothing save people. you're needed. There are vast areas of not yielding the crops of which it is ca in a different way is true of the towns. are adequately represented. There are o manufacturing plants, small stores, banks, or yards. The oil and gas fields of Kaund Oklahoma are practically new and oities for development along commercial OFTUNITY IS NOW It has no lands for sale, we are simply in- ing of the country. We believe in South- ith its present needs and opportunities, later and the future more hopeful than in- sesly populated states. We want you to and satisfy yourself of the truthfulness of Februa- The Southwest is really in need of nothing save people. More men are needed -you're needed. There are vast areas of unimproved land -land not yielding the crops of which it is capable. The same thing in a different way is true of the towns. Few lines of business are adequately represented. There are openings for mills and manufacturing plants, small stores, banks, newspapers and lumber yards. The oil and gas fields of Kansas, Indian Perritory and Oklahoma are practically new and offer wonderful opportunities for development along commercial THE OPPORTUNITY IS NOW The M. K. & T. has no lands for sale, we are simply interested in the upbuilding of the country. We believe in Southwest, and know that with its present needs and opportunities, the prospects are brighter and the future more hopeful than in the older and more densely populated states. We want you to investigate conditions and satisfy yourself of the truthfulness of these statements On January 17th, February 21st and March 21st, the M. K and T. Ry. will sell excursion tickets from St Louis, Hannibal and Kansas City to Indian Territory Oklahoma and Central and Eastern Texas at $15 For The Round trip class COLONIST tickets will be sold on the standard one way rate plus $2.00. advantage of this opportunity to see the Southwest for yourself. One way second class COLONIST tickets will be sold on the same dates at one-half the standard one way rate plus $2 00. You should take advantage of this opportunity to see the Southwest for yourself. THE MK AND MISSOURI, KANSAS & TEXAS We are in possession of all sorts of information valuable alike to the investor and homeseeker. If you are interested, tell us what you want, how you much to invest, and we will gladly furnish the information. Write today for a epoy of our book "Business Chance". It's free. Address "KATY", ST KATY", ST. LOUIS "', ST. LOUIS. MO. CALIFORNIA Very Low One-Way Colonist Ratas. March 1st to May 15th "KATY". ST. LOUIS. MO. are -he first efforts put forth to get our young people interested in this great temperaoe movement. Knights of Pythias Eastern and Western Hemisphere H. C. MORGAN, DEPT. GRAND CHANCELLOR education football. MKT A. C. MINER, T. P. A. Sude la. Mo. F. B. DREW, G. T. A. He—Has he a college education She—O yes; he plays football. $15 For The Round trip ST. LOUIS. $30. KANSAS CITY, $25. SEDALIA. $26 85. PARSONS, $25. All Indian Territory and OKla. Points, $21. "Katy" tourist sleepers between S. Louis and San Francisco without change en route. Sie agents for rates and tickets. Write today for "California" folder and fall particulars. SEDALIA WEEKLY CONSERVATOR. HUSTON & ENGLISH, Pabtieners. BEDALIA, speress += MISSOUR, ——eeee ee The Appendicitis Fad. _ Appeniiclt.2 iv a fad of the medical Profession. Genuine cases of this dis- ‘order are vare and, If genuine, usually could be cured by a proper regime, ‘gays Alico B. Stoekhars, In the Chicago Record-Horatd. Frequently there are eases of billows colic, gall stones und peritonitis, cach of which would yield © ee u tbe gant under Inter Ay bah e called ppendicitis, 1 neon be Pork and hot bread jn and took theie quinine by theestroke. of the clock escaped appendieltis, what Gbominations are there in the present ay domestic sciences to produce tis frightful malady? At a medical con- vention on the Atantlc coast a ccle- brated surgeon, who had opérated on more cases of appendleltis than any other American, made the coafession that nine-teuths of his cases were Spurious, He was supposed to be speaking Lelind closed doora to the fraternity. Me was asked what he did when he found the appendix healthy. “I reniove a piece of adipose tissue and show it to the patient and friends as an evidence of skill and ax proof of diagnosis.” Behold the genius of mod- em surgery! Blood poisoning and death might follow, but jt was a fine opera. tion! Is ft not time that the com- mon eenso of the people made a protest against the fallacy of the profestion. Filty years ago the masses arose Against profeasional assumption and the fashion of bleeding went out of existence, By the order of docturs Fever patients wore forbidden water, but by the might of thirst rules were Droken and lives were eaved, although often the water was procured by stealth. When man becomes his own Physician through knowledge of the Jaws of mind and matter, he will cease to be the victim of experimental sur- #ery, and no organ will be too {naig. nificant to be preserved for its natural functions, even the appendix vermle fortis. When the Cabinet Meets. It Is always Interesting to watch the assombliug of a presidential eabinet Meeting, says the National Magazine. First comes Secretary Shaw with a gi- snutic scrapbook, which he always ear- ries, well loaded with facts and data, during a political campaign. Secretary Hiteheock, prim and dignified, drives up 1p 4 carriage and enters with a stately UIT, Secretary Morton sauniers in witi Ais seek coat tightly buttoned—~a type of an American business man. | Attorney General Moody, with both hands filled With pavers, husiles in with a. smite showing his dimple. A colored messen- ‘Ber goes Derore the tall and portly form of Roeretary Taft, who carries himselt With a Judicial polse. He hasasmileand expression that fy always expressive, It in dgubifml if there was a quorum tn th’ siric( partlamentary sense, but the cal inet has rules of Ite own, not affected by even Caar Reed's textbook. There is Yory little state formality ina cabinet Meeting, even lees than when the ses- sions were held in the whitehouse, ‘The polley of having cabinet ministers go dl. rectly before the people on the stump was more generally observed, last year than ever before, ‘and Tew etcaped serv ice, It is thought tie practice will be followed (nthe future in the chse of ceo- ond-term candidactes, since i brings the ‘executive departmens into eloser touch with the peoptdalooti be hoped for through vonators, congressmen, or the several campaign orators employed by the committee, Muscular Women. Misa Estelle Wyman, of San Franciso, As entittod to the freedom of the clty, says the New York World of late date. An- noyed upon a New York street by an odi- ‘us ogling person, who rust bo called n man only for convenience and brevity, Miss Wyman “erussheeled" him, and with one hand at his collar and the other behind bis back sent him sprawling tn the mud. She says eho learned the triew #m the San francleco high kehool, which cannot be acoused of neglecting practical fubjects of thatruction, Miss Hattle Young, the girl detective of a local de partment store, brought to court a man eharged with shoplifting. Regretfuily she admitted that there were two of fenders, that she collared both, one with each hand, but she was obliged to tet ony Ke io order (o make eure of the other, However, she knocked him gown so that he might have “something to show tor bis trip.” The remaining euspsct now awaits (ial. In these cays It is no longer safe to take it tor granted Ghat a woman will nmicrely ceream ot faint when edur cated muscle is required, The inkabitanis of “The Hub of the Universe” are said to have their own ideas of their own importance. The comie ariais for years have reaped a rich harvest in caricaturing the wise Boston children, A story \@teh is ate tributed on good authority (o Henry dames bits off this Boston attitude ta perfociion. At a recent dinner party Mi. James told the story of a Baek Bay Poston lady who to one aweeplug classification spuke of “the people live ing below Boacun street, New Yorkers and that class of people.” | FAanOAR, ‘ 3 Cys Co Yc <S) g MK Fa kaNBs so eu U ‘The Bad Boy and His Dad Have an Automobile Ride, and Jump a Fence. RY HON. GEORGE W, PECK (ix-Governce of Wisconsta, foFmor'y hub- ilaker of “Pock's. Sun," author of “Peck's Bal Bay! ete.) (Copytlett, tink, by. Joneph Th. Dowles SPS Coprelghe ta ateat Dritath,) SiA.VvE me a package of your fa big onton," sald the bad boy, as he came Into the grocery, looking ae weal As w fever convaiescent, “and 1 want to eat the onion right now “Weil, that 1 a combination, sure enough,” sald the old groceryman a he wrapped a packege of breakfast food in & paper and watched the boy rob half an onlon on a salt bag, and cat it groedily.. “What is tho miatter with you to look so sick, and eat raw onion before breakfast” Oh, ft 9 this new-tazhioned way of living that $s killing little Hennory When I lived at home before we used ins Ay ph fed ae | { Lee és o OO ey / Xe Tt NZ ZL ‘JERUSALEM, BUT YOU ARB 4 BIGHT,” SAID THE OLD GRO- CERY MAN. to have sassidge and pancakes for ‘breakfast, roast meat for dinner and sold! meat for supper, and dad was healthy as a tramp, ma could dance a highland fing, I could play all kinds of games and jump over a high board fenee when anybody was chasing me. Now we have some kind of breakfast {ood three times a day because ma reads the advertisements, and dad is so weak he has to be helped to dress, ma goes moping around like a fashion- able invalid, Lam so tired T can’t hit a window with a snowball, “L should think so," said the old groceryman, as be took @ rag and set (Con fire and let the smoke purify the room, “But I suppose your folks are like a great many others who have quit eating meat on account of the meat trust, and are going to die in (heir tracks on health food. Is your dad going ont to-day to get the fresh air and brace up for bis travel abroad?” “No, dad is going to stay in the honse, He wants ma to get him a (emale trained nurge, but ma Kicks “Where you goiug frst?” asked the old grocerymian, as he opened the door to let the odor ef onion and burned rag out of the room, “What kind of treatment do the doctors advise te bring the old man around so he wil be himself again?” “Well, they say he needs some ex- cltement that will get that supposed monkey Wrench out of his system, They want him to go where he can take baths, and gamble, and attend horse races, and go into fast soclety, and maybe have a fight or two so aa to stir hls biood, and we have decided to take him first to the hot springs and iurn him loose, and we are packing up now and shall go next week. They toll me that at the Arkansaw Hot Springs you can get into any kind of a eerape you want, and you don’t have to Took around for trouble. It comes to you. Oh, we won't do a thing down there. I broke the news to dad last zn, (aH ge Gt Oa ye at) Wa f x JMS Ty) oe Ol Th ae SE age) ilar ey Ry Wii rane —> Leet) = <f 4 ig ad 4 t ie Foi | MHENNERY, THUS ATTEMPT ON YOUR PART TO MURDER M6 WAS NOT THE SUCCESS TOU RXPECTEDS night, and told him the doctors had prescribed excitemezt for him, and he sald that was good enough for him, and he has packed up his poker chips and some marked cards he used to win money with from the deacons in the church, and he wants to go a3 quick as possible, You will have to excuse me now, for Tam gong to take dad out in an automobile after break- fast to give him bis'firet dose of ex- citement “Jeritsalem, but you are a sighi,” gai) the grocerymaa late in the after- ‘noon, as the bad boy came In with @ ait of black goggles on, his coat torn down the back and his pants ripped up the legs. “What a time you must have had in the Aero Dia yo fun over anybody?" Everybody,” sald the bad boy, as he pinned his trousers leg together with a safety pin. ‘There they go now with dad in a milk wagon. Say, these airships that ron on the ground give a man all the excitement he needs.” “Hurry up and (ell me about your antomobile ride,” said the groceryman, ‘as he brushed off the bad boy's clothes with an old blacking brush: “Well, dad said ho had never taken a ride in ote of the devil wagons, though he had got a good deal of ex- erciso the last year or two dodging them on the streets, but he said he was tickled to death to hear that I ‘was an oxpert performer, and he ‘would Ko out with mo, and If he Iked ‘the sensation, he would bay one. The machine I hired was one of those doublets for two persons, one seat, you know, a runabont, It was a rimabout all right. It. run about 18 m@es in 16 minutes. T got dad tucked,in, and touched her om a raw spot, and we were off. I ran her around town for Awhile on ths streots that had no teams on, ond dad was pleased “We had lo go through the businers part of town, and dad looked around at the people on the streets that he knew,.and he swelled up and tried to look as though he owned a brewery, and told me to let her out, and I thonght if dad could stand it to let her out T could, so I pulled her open Just as one of these station frult ven- ders with a hand cart was crossing the street, The cow-eatcher in front eaught the hand cart right in the mid- dle and threw it into tne afr, and ft rained bananas and oranges, and the dago came down on his head and swore in Italian, and dad sald: ‘Good shot, Mennery, and then the machine swung acrosa the street and knocked the fender off a street car, and then I got her in the road straight and, by gosh, I couldn't stop her, Something had ‘got balled up, and the more I tonched things the faster she went We frightened four teams and had three runaways, and the alr seemed full of horses rearing up and drivers yelling for us to. stop. “We kept going faster, and dad be- gan to get frightened and asked me to slow up, but L couldn't, We must have got in the country about eight miles, and dad was getting scared, and his face was just the color of salt pork, and he said: ““Honnery, this excursion 1s going to wind up in a tragedy, and if T die I want you to have a post-mortem examination made, just to cee if Lam right about those doctors leaving that monkey wrench in me. For heaven's sake make the machine jump that ee Pode a qe Rey aD) s) fon “ra Ri <6: es o és) 4.5 Near Che ae =a De Rete ae aun ELD AGG. fonce, for here comes a drove of cat- tle in the road “Gee, btit when T saw those cattie ahead and the machine running away, I tried to pray, and then I steored her towards an old rail fence that looked 43 though It was rotten, and then there was a crash, the alr was full of rails, and dad said: “This i no hurdle race,’ and we landed fn a fleld where there was an old hard snow bank, She went up on the side, hit the frozen snow, turned a. summor- sault, the gasoline tank exploded and T didn't remember anything til! some farmers that were .spreading manure in the fleld turned mo over with a pitchfork, and asked mo who tho old dead man was standing on his head in the snow bank with his plug hat around his neck. As soon as I came to I went to dad, and he was just com Ing out of a trance, and asked hin If he didn’t think a ttle excitement sort of made the sluggish blood clreulate, and he looked at the blood on the jsrow, and sald he thought there was no donot about the circulation of his ‘blood. | “He got up, got his hat nasi, told the farmers he was obliced ts them for thelr courtesy and then he | called me one side and sald: “‘Hennery, this attempt on your part to murder me was not the suc- cgss that yon expected, but you hep ‘on and you will get me all right, Now, asa business man, I want to say we haye Kot to get out of this town to- night or we will be arrested and eont to the penitentiary; besides, 1 will have to pay A thousand dollars damage At the least calculation, Get me a car- riage for home, aud you stay and set this machine on fire and skip back to town in time for the evening train south. and we will go where the ell ‘mate is more genial.’ “Well, good-by, old man," and the Wal boy went limping out of the grocery to go homo aud tell his mothe er that he and dad had been seortag up for the good lime they were going to have when they got out on the rom for. dad’s health, NEWS FROM MISSOURD ; Acroas “tate by Trolley. Congressmain Southard, of Ohio, In- troduced a bill in the national house of representatives recently to authorize ‘the Missouri Contral railroad company to construct ané maintain a bridge ficross the Missourt river near the tity of Glaegow, connecting the coun: tes of Howard and Saline, He also in- troduced a bill to authorize the same company to build a bridge near Si. Charter, Mo,, both to be used for high- way and railroad purposes, Represen- tative Southard, when asked why he had Introduced the biit for a Missouri corporation, sald he had done so tor Dis old friend, Col, W. H, Chase, of ‘Toledo, who is making his temporary headquarters at'Fulton, but who is now in Now York city, Ho said the com- pany had been at work for about two years making suryeys for an vlectric railroad from $1, Louis to Kansas City, and hait serured a large portion Of the right of way, “The project ta the largest electric railway ‘enterprise ever launched In the world.” he said “Tee Missourt Central rafiroad com- pany ix incorporated under the taws Of Misvourl, btit the constriction cain pany was incorporated in Delaware, ‘The capitalization is $12,000,000, and L understand it is largely paid up. Cob. Chase is at the head of the project As the promoter, ‘The line wilt be about 200 miles long between the two eitlos, shortening the distance about 20 milos, L believe, over the rallroada now in operation between these points, A branch is to run from Fulton to Columbia, E think, Col. Chase is anx- fous to get the bill thronen at thia seaston of congress 90 that he can take the matter of two bridges up with the necretary of/war, to whom all the phens and maps must bo submitted for ‘aonneal Prout for Orark Streams. The St. Joseph fish hatchery received 100,000 speckled brooke trout exes from the government hatchory at Leadville, Col. Supt, O'Brien says the exes are in fine condition and he thinks futly 9 Der cent Of them will hateh, The young trout will be ready for disirivution April 1. This is the largest consign. ment of these ezgs ever sent to Mis- sourt, ‘These fish will be placed in the spring-ted streams in the Ozark moun- tains, They cannot live In water which veaches a higher temperature than 58 dogrees, New State Prixon Hospital, ‘Tho first step toward a now hospital building at the penitentiary was taken when the appropriations committees Voted the appropriation of $59,000 for that purpose. The money ts to come out of the general fund and not to be taken from the earnings of the prison, ‘The need of this new hospital allow. {ng infectious casxex to he separated from other siek has been mentioned several times, Has Penntty for Frandulent Entry. Moss, of Kansas City, introduced In the house a bil providing that fraud: lent entry of a horse in a contest for sneod to compete for any purse, prize or premium offered or given by any ageleultural or other society or assoc! ation Is untawful and ia to be punish+ able by imprisonrcent tn the peniten- tlary for not less than one year nor more than three years, Wich Qvatits, | | Missouri has more Jive stock farmera than any other state in the unton, Mis live stock 1s worth $30,000,000, While it has only 4% per cont. of the stock, it has five per cent. of the total value of the live stock in the United Stater, a striking commentary on the high quality of Missourl live stock, y, WIM Dry HO Menta, The Missouri University Glee club returned to Columbia last week after A concgst tour of several weeks, More than $160 was cleared by the tour, The club will try again for a short season. beginning March 6, Hogs Die From Hydrapnonta, Kirtley Selby, a farmer living 11 milles west df'Majton, las had 11 head of hogs die from hydrophobia in the Past few days. A mad doz was killed ® few days aro in another section of (He ‘eounty' A 810,000 Pire at California. The building at California ocenpied by the Burkhardt Mercantite company, 3 KR. Brumstengel, hardware dealer end others, was burned. The loss is $10,000, 8 | Mesico's Hane Mant The Mexico electric tight plant has heon granted a twenty-year franchise, Anda contract for extensive atrest Hehting will be maite. New Supreme Conet natatns: Tho senate parsed finally a bill to Apropriate $199,000 to mild a new sue remo court hlidine Department Store Vallures ‘The department store of Horan 44r08,, of Richmond, failed for $17,000, A Prosperons County, A bank with $12,000 capital stock opened 18 doors for business at Will- lamsburg, a small village in the east- ern part of Callaway county, ‘This makes the fourth bank that has been extablisaed in the inland villages of Callaway county in the past alx months, Honors for Hishop ‘Tattle, For the tenth time Rt. Rey. Bishoy Daniel C. Tuttle, of Missourl, has been re-elected president of the Misourt oclety, Sons of the Revolution, at the annual meeting of the society, THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME Are Never Without Pe-ru-na in the Home For Catarrhal Diseases. Sea Via : fie” li fs 2. van nani MRS. Ms \} ‘/ 2 SCHWANDT, Bec Ra. Dy, Sa |\\\ RT SG Ne By MRand b fe yf W ee i gl st Wi We ee] \\ Nee Remarkable Cures NORM, ob, 39 J NESE We tenue a” f/) NS W. L. DOUGLAS ONION FOR € tie, $3.50 & £3.00 SHOES i. 7 (. stare ening 0.08 seoap nee we emcenegyeeaerate ike Biot Weer Marius of Mhareateutamcaets ten ties ws Shine wettees wroarlomgers undnrent greater salue than any et. Pelee abet aoe na et, bake eaattieea etc Ae HeSheapiunbeneteapesinecnucetaiersarccete: a fo () ae GETTER THAN OTHER MARES AP ANT PRICK DN al enlyar por. bat beter eamany shoe mst Tae hak ie prene P Aaa toby . 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THORNTON & MINOR, 81) 9 Stren Sk oe Mes Under date of January 10, 1897, Dr. Hartinan received the following letter! “My wife bas been a sufferer from complication of diseases for the past twenty-five years. Her ease has baited the skill of someof the most noted phy siclans. One of her worst troubles Was chronie constipation of soyeral years! standing. She was also passing throngh that mostcritieal period in the life of @ woman-—-change of life, In duno, 1895, L wrote to you about her case, You advised 9 course of Peruna and Manatin, w hich We at once commenced, nad have to say ft com- pletely cured hex, “About tho saiue tine I wrote you about my own ease of catarchy whlch had been of twenty-five yours’ atand!pe, At tines [was aluiost past going Icom menced to use Peruana according to your instructions and continued its use for about a year, and it has com- pletely cured me."'=-John 0. Atkiason. Ina letter dated January t, 19000. 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Mra, Alla Schwandt, Sanborn, Minn, writen: “F have been troubled with rhonma- tism andeatarch fortwenty-fveyears, Could not sleep day or night, | Alter having used Peruna Lean sleep and nothing bothers me now, Wleveram aflected with any kiad of sickness, Peruna will be the medicine It shalt use, My son was cured of eatarch of the Iacynx by Peruna,"—ZNrs, Alla Schwadat, When old age eomios, sntarrhal dtse eases come also. Systemic catarrh is almost universal in old people Address Dr, 8. B. 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Apply for information to SUPERINTENDENT OF INDUCTION, Ontario, Canada, or to J. S. CARTER, WESTERN WEST, Kansas City, Mo. Authorized Canadian Government Agent. Please see where you saw this advertisement. SOUTHERN CONDITIONS AND POSSIBILITIES. SOUTHERN CONDITIONS AND POSSIBILITIES. In no part of the United States has there been such wonderful Commercial, Industrial and Agricultural development as along the lines of the Illinois Central and the Vazco & Mississippi Railroad, the Mississippi and Louisiana, within the past ten years. Cities and towns have doubled their population. Splendid business blocks have been erected. Farm lands have more than doubled in value. Hundreds of industries have been developed. The result there is an unparalleled demand for Day Laborers, Skilled Workmen, and especially Farm Tenants. Parties with small capital, seeking an opportunity to purchase a farm home; farmers who would prefer to rent for a couple of years before purchasing; and day laborers in fields or factors should address a postal card to Mr. J. F. Foster, the president of Iowa, who will promptly print mated matter concerning the territory above described, and give specific replies to all inquiries. WHY GET SOAKED WHEN 105 TOWER'S TOWER FISH BRAND OILED CLOTHING BLACK OR YELLOW WILL KEEP YOU DRY IN THE HARDEST STORM? LOOK FOR ABOVE TRADE MARK DEARNE OF IMITATIONS. SHOWING FULL LINE OF GARMENTS AND HATS. A. J. TOWER CO., BORTON, MASS., U.S.A. TOWER CANADIAN CO., LTD., TOMONTO, CANADA. MILKMAN WAS RESOURCEFUL Puts Up a Pretty Fine Story to Mollify a Fault-Finding Woman Customer. "You'll find," said the proprietor of a dairy to a new milkman who was taking over the "walk," "that the lady at 73 is inclined to find fault. You must soothe her down and not be rude to her; she is a pretty god customer." "Leave that to me, eir," answered the milkman. "The eggs you left here yesterday were stale," grumbled the lady at No. 73, on the milkman's second visit. "The hemegs was laid 'alf an hour afore you 'ad 'em by special quick-layin' birds imported from the Moodywompo islands, ma'm, and they come down to this very 'ouse by Marconigraph so as ye should get 'em fresh. A bit of a twangy flavor they may 'ave, madam, but you can lay odds they won't stale." The fault-finding lady gasped, relates London Titt-Bits. usual yesterday, either," she ventured. "The guv'nor will be cut hup when he 'cars that, ma'am," continued the milkman. "'E sent down to Halderney a-purpus for a cow what'll eat nothing but peaches and pineapples. 'Never mind the hexpense,' he says. 'This're cow we heeps a-purpus for the lady at 73, and mited it sleeps on a feather-bed at nights,' e says, 'and don't forget the helderdown quilt.' Was there anything wrong with the butter, ma'am?" But the lady shook her head; she had been effectually appeased. Great Bird Dog. Spaniels are full of resource, and their exploits in retrieving wounded birds are wonderful. A small brown and white spaniel broke its forsale, which was set in stiff bandages hardened with some preparation. It could only go on three legs, but hopped on after its master with the other dogs when these were taken for a walk. There had been a pheasant shoot, and the little spaniel could not resist slipping off to smell down the side of a small belt. It discovered a winged cock pheasant, dashed after it on three legs and caught and retrieved it, hopping into the road with the big bird in its mouth.—Country Gentleman. (1) This is the evening when young Pimplejoy leaves his hat in the hall and sits in the Smallmuffins' little back room, holding Miss Pearl Smallmuffins' hand in the dusk for something like two and a half hours. One day he noticed a peculiar clock on the mantelpiece. "Yes," said Miss Pearl, "dear pa had it made for him by an inventor. I don't know what it does, but he said you would 'know when it strikes ten." (2) At ten o'clock the clock got to its deadly work. "How funny!" said Miss Smallmuffins, "it's beginning to yawn." She was right. It not only began, but it went right on with every variety of yawn, one every two seconds. At the forty-eighth poor little Pimplejoy got under the baneful influence, and great drops of perspiration burst out upon his brow. (3) Resistance was useless, and soon there was a trio of them, yawning as if their lives depended on it, and the click of their jaws as they opened and shut them came as a kind of obligato to the triumph of that work of the fell inventor friend of papa's. (4) And precisely at 10:07 young Pimplejoy suddenly remembered that he had left his latchkey, and would have to be home before his people went to bed. And Miss Smallmuffins yawned him to the door, where the usual paring kiss was, under the circumstances, dispensed with. And Papa Smallmuffins chuckled as he heard the door slam. He's a bit deep, is Papa Smallmuffins—wha-a-at? RELIGION AND EDUCATION. At least 40 per cent. of the people of London are attendants at public worship. Compulsory education will become general in Cape Colony in three years' time. The number of students at the universities of Germany this winter is within 284 of 40,000. Union theological seminary has started a course in Old Testament history for children from 9 to 12 years old who live in its vicinity. Rev. Hudson Taylor says that opium in China "is doing more harm in a week than the united efforts of all our Christion missionaries are doing good in a year." The University of Pennsylvania now has 325 officers of instruction and 2,975 students in attendance, or an increase over last year of 20 officers and 283 students. The fifth year of the regular weekly publication of the sermons of the late Rev. Charles H. Spurgeon has just been completed. The jubilee sermon is numbered 2,896. According to the annual report of the Volunteers of America, of whom Bellington Booth is the leader, the congregations at the 35,000 services during the year within the Volunteer halls and buildings reached 1,060,955 persons. The American Bible society has recently received a number of interesting communications from its agent in Japan, Rev. Mr. Loomis, who says: "We have donated more than 32,000 Testaments and Gospels among the 45,000 wounded Japanese soldiers." President Charles W. Eliot, of Harvard, says that one of the main reasons for the decrease of 205 students in the university's registration this year is that more men are realizing the need of boiling down their education, and are finishing their college courses in three years instead of four. HISTORICAL BITS. Iron was the first metal to be discovered in America by white men, and was found in Virginia in 1715. The first regular English pantomime is said to have been "Harlequin Executed," produced at the Lincoln's Inn Fields theater, December 28, 1717. Walking sticks were in the fashion in Greece about four and twenty centuries ago, when the man who appeared in the streets of Athens without a stick was liable to be arrested as a disorderly person. On a flat stone in Conway church, Wales, is the following inscription: "Here lyeth the body of Nicholas Hookes, of Conway, gent., who was the forty-first child of his father, William Hookes, esq., by Alice, his wife, and father of twenty-seven children, who cled the 20th day of March, 1637." The first chrysanthemum show was held in Norwich, England, in 1829. The Philadelphia Horticultural society held the first chrysanthemum show in the United States in 1883. The first chrysanthemum brought to Europe was taken from China by skippers of the tea-trading ships. It was introduced into England 200 years ago from China. It was grown first in Holland after its emigration. The earliest English newspapers were not printed, but simply written. For the benefit of those who wished to consult them they were exhibited in a public place, each reader being called upon to pay a small coin called a gazette; hence the word "gazette." The earliest English newspaper was the Weekly News, first published in 1622. In the seventeenth century several newspapers were established, and in the eighteenth century we had the famous Spectator and allied publications of the sort. The first daily appeared in 1792. It is also interesting to note that the first serial story was "Robinson Crusoe," which began to run in the London Post on October 7, 1719, and concluded on October 20, 1720. NOTES FROM NATURALISTS. The pansy can be grown black, white and all intermediate shades, except scarlet and allied hues. There are 586 sorts of edible plants known, of which 40 are flower producers, and 21 yield sugar in paying quan- THE GENERAL MARKETS. Kansas City, Mo. March 1. CATTLE—Beef steers. 35 20 @ 5 35 Western steers. 3 50 @ 5 25 Western cows. 2 50 @ 5 35 HOGS. 4 70 @ 4 87½ SHEEP. 4 40 @ 5 75 WHEAT—No. 2 hard. 1 10 @ 1 12 No. 2 red. 1 10 @ 1 13 CORN—No. 2 mixed. 47½ @ 4 8 OATS—No. 2 mixed. 31 @ 32½ RYE. 78 @ 78½ HAZ—Timothy. 9 20 @ 10 09 Prairie. 7 75 @ 8 00 POULTRY—Hens, per lb. 9 @ 9½ Springs, per lb. 9 @ 9½ BUTTER. 30 @ 31 EGGS. 25 @ 23½ POTATOES. 40 @ 45 ST. LOUIS. CATTLE—Beef steers. 3 25 @ 5 90 Texas steers. 3 00 @ 4 63 HOGS—Packers. 3 75 @ 5 02½ SHED STEERS. 3 75 @ 5 02½ WHEAT—No. 2 red. 1 14 @ 1 14½ CORN—No. 2 mixed. 44½ @ 4 5 OATS—No. 2 mixed. 31½ @ 34 RYE. 81½ @ 82 CATTLE—Steers ..... 5 70 @ 6 45 HOGS—Mixed and butchers ..... 4 75 @ 4 90 SHEEP—Western ..... 4 60 @ 6 00 WHEAT—No. 2 red ..... 1 18 @ 1 20 CORN—No. 2 ..... 45 @ 45½ OATS—No. 2 ..... 30% @ 30% HAY—May ..... 77½% @ 77½% EGGS ..... 24 @ 27½ BUTTER ..... 24 @ 34 LARD—May ..... 6 80 @ 6 85 PORK—May ..... 12 45 @ 12 60 NEW YORK. "Miss Cayenne is very unfortunate." "She has a remarkable gift of repartee." "Yes. When she tries to be sucerely commentary people take it for granted that she is being sarcastic."—Washington Star. "I will have a great deal to say when I get started. My friend," answered the victim. "it isn't the man who has things to say that counts. It's the man who gets a chance to say them."—Washington Star. Political forms touch the life of the people intimately. 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Cure your Backache with them and you will never have Bright's Disease, Diabetes or Rheumatism. A man has no business with religion who has no religion in his business.—Chicago Tribune. SALT RHEUM ON HANDS. Suffered Agony and Bad to Wear Bandages All the Time--Another Cure by Cuticlea. Another cure by Cuticura is told of by Mrs. Caroline Cable, of Waupaca, Wis., in the following grateful letter: "My husband suffered agony with salt rheum on his hands, and I had to keep them bandaged all the time. We tried every thing we could get, but nothing helped him until he used Cuticura. One set of Cuticura Soap, Cointment, and Pills cured him entirely, and his hands have been as smooth as possible ever since. I do hope this letter will be the means of helping some other sufferer." A Chicago man calls his dog Weiner because it is the worst dog in the block.—Chicago Chronicle. Don't Get Footsore! Get Foot-Ease. 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Follows Trial or anything your grocer happens to you know what you are about coffee that is sold in bulk, who handle it (grocers), cared to are talk have persuaded millions of LION LION FINEST ROASTED COFFEE WOLLBAM WILLE CO. ABOUT FENCE We manufacture 26 styles of fence, for poultry, farm, park and other purposes. We sell direct to farmers 30 Days' FREE Trial TRIAL PREPAID. It will pay you to write for prices and our FREE FENCE BOOK. Tell why to-date. You save the dealers' profit in dealing fence. ADVANCE FENCE CO., 57 Old St. Peoria, Ill. ON DEFOR will be sent free post handsomely illustrated years in the treatment Paralyx. Hip Disc of the only thorough treatment. Send for this book, and if directly interest book. The L. C. McLAIN ORTHOPEDIC SICK HEADACHE CARTERS LITTLE LIVER PILLS. Positively cured by those Little Pills. They also relieve Dress from Dyspopia, Indigestion and Too Heavy Eating. 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MUTILIES AND PARALYSIS should upon request. This book is of abundant pages, throughout and tells of an experience of over thirty of Crooked Feet, Spinal Deformities, Infantile cause, Deformed Limbs and Joints, etc. It supplied Sanitations in this country described exclused in these conditions and how they may be cared without mentioned character of the affliction and special items. SANI, ARUM, 3102 Pine St., St. Louis. CORRESPONDENCE DEPARTMENT. Social, Religious and Business Happenings of the Week. Moerschel Brewing Co. BREWERS AND BOTTLERS. Cor. Main and Missouri, Avenue. Phone 212. Private Orders Given Special Attention. When You Buy Moore's beer. You will Be Patronizing a HOME INDUSTRY. : : UNION HILL. A. J. Van Buren, of Hardeman, and Mr. Bausily, of Marshall, were visitors here, recently. Jasper Mills and Mrs. A. M. Van Buren were shopping in Slater, Wednesday. The many friends of Bishop Harris are glad to know that he is able to be out again, after having been kept in for two weeks by serious illness. Some of our white neighbors seem to know the game of checkers since they move one after the other. Little Alice Autora Vau Buren celebrated her 7th birthday, Tuesday, Feb. 21st. She was the recipient of a number of handsome presents. The guests on this occasion were Miss Mary Smith, of Arrow Rock, jasper Mills, and wife Harry White, little Roberta Thomas and Henrietta Mills. One of our good neighbors, who recently subscribed for the Conservator, sets aside everything on Saturday afternoon, in order that he may ride to the post office. He rides with all speed for the office, makes a hurried call for the paper remounts his steed, starts home, reading as he goes. His wife meets him to "know the news". As she opens gate he rides in, the little children meet him at the door each one crying "div me de Tontervator". You know the paper must be alright, when little children cry for it. All roads leading out of Union Hill have been blocked for the past ten days. We succeeded in sending out two Rev. C. R. Smith and C. B. Smith to Arrow Rock, Wednesday. Section two found it to be necessary to return via Hardeman. John Marshall and sister Eliza Slaughter. of Blackwater, are at the Conway Home nursing. Hand A. M. Van Buren Onc Dollar, and he will order you the best "White" paper, all negro, "read" all over. BLACKBURN Mrs. Alice Parker is still very sick. The public school closed its examination Friday. The pupils had done well. Prof. Burnes deserves much credit for his splendid work. The following pupils made the highest marks in the last examinations, at the public school, Viola Parker, Mittie Poindexter, Maud Poindexter, George Seals and Thomas Parker. Rev. Burns expects to make his regular pastorial visit to Sedalia March 4th. Miss Bilanche Johnson who has been visiting her mother returned to her home in Sedalia Friday. Mrs. Lizzie Guthrie and husband are attending the bedside of their sick sister Mrs. Alice Parker' Advertise, Subscribe; Subscribe and advertise in the Conservator. Only one dollar. HIGGINSVILLE. Mr. R. H. McDonald one of our enterprising young men left Saturday for Nashville, Tennessee where he will remain for several months. Mrs. Grandison Taylor of Denver Colorado visited friends and relatives here last week. The Martha Washington Tea Party given by the Ladies of the A. M. E. church Feb. 22nd was quite a success. Geo. Lindsey visited his daughter Miss Nesbeth in Leavenworth Kans, Sunday. Miss Clio Cassing Glasgow, of Mo., is visiting friends here. Joe Howel was call to Sedalia on account of serious illness of his father. Albert Walker of Lexington Mo., attended the meeting of the Rep. Central Committee here Monday. Rev. Jennings of the 2nd. Baptist Church has formed 2 clubs among the Ladies known as United States and Spain which will contest for victory. Rev. Jenning deserves much credit for his good work. CLINTON Rev. Jas. W. Jackson made an excellent trip to Jefferson City last week. He reports a delightful time. A. Badgett and wife are rejoicing over the recent arrival of a son. The little man made his appearance last Thursday. Mrs. Edrina Brady, who has been visiting her parents in Rich mond, Mo., has returned home. R. H. Harris after attending the funeral of his father at Marshall returned home Saturday. Rev. Venegar, the evangelist, came in from Kansas City, Saturday, to assist in a series of revival services at the Baptist Church. A. Mery and wife, of Thrush Mo were guest of the Cruce family, Saturday. Luther McCune left for his home in Warrensburg, last week. The Epworth League of the M. E. church is assisting the members to get their pastor ready for Conference. Great success has attended its efforts. Mrs. Bettie Brames assisted by her daughters entertained the Royal Sons and Daughters last Thursday night. All present had a most excellent time. SWEET SPRINGS William Morehead, of Lexington Sundayed in our city. They say it takes more than snow to stop Hammers brothers, from exploring the North. There will be an entertainment given March 10th at the Hall of the K aud D. Also a program will be rendered, conducted by Mrs. L. D. Guthrie. We desire the patronage of all. GROWTHER & SON. LIVERY MEN. The latest style rigs, and the Best groomed horses—The most courteous treatment accorded to all—Come and see us. Sweet Springs, David Fields has returned home from Kansas City, where has been for some time doing contret work. Misses Mattie Scott and Mattie Luther, of Houstonia, spent Sunday afternoon in our city. Mrs. John Warren, of Lexington has been visiting her daughter Mrs. Alice Johnson, during the past week. Mrs. Harriet McGee, who has been in Waverly for several weeks, has returned home. Sweet Springs claims to hold the record for aged persons. She boasts of having three centenarians, Mary Spriggs, age 102; Grandma Francis Miller, age 107 and Grandpa Ned Spriggs, age 100. All three are still active mentally and physically. MALTA BEND. Rev. Isaac Mills, of Marshall, spent Sunday with the Barbour family. Miss. Martha Fowler will depart on the fourth to visit Miss Sarah Embree, of Yates, Mo. Harry Wilson and family have moved to the country to remain all summer. Al. Wilson spent the week with the Wilson family in the country Mrs. Henry Wilson spent Sunday with her mother, Mrs. Kile. Eddie Tripplett was a visitor at the Robt Stevenson home Saturday Our sick this week are Jerry Fowler, Charley Reed, B.S. Florence, Osa Saunders, Miller Neff and Mrs. Wallace. Wedding bells will soon ring here SMITHTON Thursday and Friday evenings, the Rev. R. G. Smith held his 4th quarterly meeting. A splendid visitation of the Holy Spirit was manifest. Mrs. Chas. Holliday, of Sedalia, is spending a few days with her mother, Mrs. Bohon, who has been ill for the past two months. Mrs. Isam Smith was a pleasant visitor here, Tuesday. Robert Phillips one of Smithton's bright young men who is attending G. R. S. College, spent Saturday and Sunday at home with his parents. Thelma the little daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Hampton celebrated her first birthday last Sunday eve. Many of her little friends were present, and the little ones seemed to enjoy themselves. Misses Hampton and Hunter from Sedalia were also present. LEXINGTON. Geo Robinson had his finger badly bruised Tuesday, while at work in the mines. Mrs. Ed. Burns, Mrs. Jacobs, Mrs. Floyd Robinson and Mrs Nash, mother of John Carter and many more are on the sick list. Lee, the adopted son R. H. Brashears has been very ill with Typhoid fever but is now rapidly improving. The many friends of Geo. Webb were pleased to see him out again, after being kept in all winter by a serious illness. Miss Tillie Parker was home last Sunday from Dover, where she is the dearly beloved "SchoolMarm" It is reported that a tittily large gathering attended the entertainment at the A. M. E. church. Friday evening. St. John's Chapel, M. .E church gave an entertainment Monday evening, which was well attended. Mrs. Sophia Taylor, sister of Mrs. Daniel Coates, is visiting at the Coates home, this week. Mrs. Taylor is residing in Denver, Colo. Mrs. Richard Holmes, who resides five miles east of Lexington, has been ill for the past two weeks. Lexingtonians have suffered with an epidemic of lagripe for the past few weeks but the indications are there will be less of that complaint as the weather is growing warmer now. The Doctors have been kept on the go, and are willing for an abatement. Sunday is Rev. Young's last last Sunday here before going to conference. It is expected that all the churches will assist in their exercises for the closing year. C. E. Bloice was confined to his home a few days last week on account of Lagripe. ITS A GOOD THING The Knights of Pythians of Missouri, has made a remarkable record during the last three months. The collections received by the Beneficiary Board from Subordinate Lodges was $2608. 69. Death claims paid to heirs last quarter was $2366.66. We also notice a Cash Balance in the Bank to the amount of $10,332. 79. The Knights of Pythias must be a good thing for all the people. Study their growth. ICE CREAM & Groceries Strict attention given all orders Your Money's Worth Always. WM. DIGGS 413 N. LAMINE St TONSORIAL. ARTISTS. D. Y. STEELE 120 E. MAIN ST LIBRARY SALE Brethern of the Central Missouri Conference: The library of the late Rev. J. A. Dorsey containing many valuable books was left in the bands of Rev. F. S. Bowles to be disposed of for the benifit of the widow, Mrs. Emma A. Dorsey. A list of the books with prices appended is given below. Anyone desiring any of these books will please communicate with Brother Bowles, who will send the books called for to the purchaser on receipt of the published price, postage or express prepaid. This is an opportunity to get some good books at a very low price and at the same time to help the widow of your deceased brother. Address Rev. F. S. Bowles, at George R. Smith College, Sedalia, Mo. Sincerely Yours. I. L. Lowe, PRICE LIST. Benson's Commentary on the Old and New Testament, $1.50 Ridpath's Library of Universal Literature, 24 volumes, $8. Pone's Compendium of Christian Theology, volumes, $1.80 Watson's Theological Institutes, 2 volumes, $1.00 Jameson, Fausset and Brown Commentary, one volume, $7.5 Andrew's Lectures on Political Economy, one volume, $7.5 Simpson's Lectures on Good Preaching, one volume, $5.0 Valentine's Natural Theology one volume, $5.0 Porter's Compendium of Methodism, one volume, $5.0 Austin's Wendell Phillips, $5.0 Warren's Bible in the World's Education, one volume, $5.0 MaCauley's Essays and Poems, three volumes, $1.00 The World's Congress of Religions at Columbian Ex. $3.5 Elias Mason's Life of Charles Sumner, one volume, $5.0 Conybear and Howson's Life and Epistles of St. Paul, $5.0 Reid's Missions - Missionary Society of M. E. Church, $5.0 Christian Purity or the Heritage of Faith, one volume, $2.5 Talmage's From Manger to the Throne, one volume, $7.5 Character Sketches, $2.5 Little's Historical Lights $5.0 Wakefield's Christian Theology, one volume, $5.0 Terry's Biblical Hermonetics, one volume $5.0 Wesley's Sermons, 2 vol. $5.0 Theological Encyclopedia and Methodology, one volume $1.00 Harmon's Introduction to the Holy Scriptures, one vol., $1.00 Thalheimer's Ancient History, one volume, $5.0 Miley's Atonement in Christ, one volume, $5.0 Porter's Elements of Intellectual Science, one volume, $5.0 Methodism, New and Old $2.5 MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY Contractors House and Flue Building, Plastering, Paper-hanging, Calcimining. HOUSE REPAIRING Given Special Attention. When You Need Something In This Line Done, Call On MORGAN AND SQMERVILLE 116 E. Cooper St., Sedalia, Mo J. W. SCOTT Shoe repairing the best in the city Work is always firstclass No snide work done there. Special rates to College Students. GIVE HIM A TRIAL. 112 W Main Street Clover Leaf Club Meets every first and third Wednesday of each month in regular session. Jessie Lucas, President. Sanford Fields, Secret'y Sweet Springs, Mo. Nave's Topical Bible, $3.00 Greek Lexicon, $75 The Gem Cyclopedia of Illustration, one volume, $1.00 Homiletic Cyclopedia, $1.00 Blackburn's History of the Christian Church, one vol. $1.00 The Story of Man, $50 Dorchester's Christianity in the United States, one vol. $75 Merrill on Baptism, 1 vol. $25 Walker's Plan of Salvation one volume, $25 Smith's Smaller Scripture History, one volume $25 Merrill's Digest of Methodist Law, one volume $25 Bible Text-Book, one vol. $25 Methodist Hymnal, with tunes, one volume, $15 Binney's Theological Compendium, one vol. $50 Harkness (1881) Latin Grammar, one volume, $25 Spurgeon's Sermon Notes 4 volumes, $1.00 Leverett's Large Latin Lexicon, one volume, $50 Nast's Introduction to the Holy Scriptures, one volume, $1.00 Hints on Bible Study 1 vol. $25 Heroditus, $25 Smith's Bible Dictionary, $50 Kidder's Treatise on Homiletics, one volume, $50 Wesley's Christian Perfection, one volume, $25 Talmage's Sermons, $25 Tanchnitz's Latin Dictionary, one volume, $50 Pocket Testament, 10 cents; pocket Anabasis, $25 Methodist Episcopal Church Catechism, (Bound) $25 What is the Church? (A Brief History) one volume, $25 J. H. Garrison's Alone with God, one volume, $25 Thomas A. Kemp's Following Christ, one volume, $25 New Testament, vest pocket edition, 10 cents; Greek Testament, pocket edition, $15 Book of Common Prayer $10 Hammond on the Conversion of Children, one volume, $25 Neeley's Parliamentarian $25 Plantation Melodies, $25 Clare's Library of Unive.sal History, 8 volumes $2.00 Greek-Latin Testament, $50 Baxter's Saints' Everlasting Rest, one volume, $25 Pope's Essay on Man, $10 Greek in a Nut-Shell (A pamphlet) $10 H. H. WEBB, M. D. Physician and Surgeon. Murhall, M. OFFICE HOURS {9 to 12 a.m. 2 to 5 p.m. MRS. NELLIE DAVIS. Full line of bangs, wigs, braids pompadours, and the best brand of hair-oil, face bleach, whitening 107 E. Cooper. St H. G. PHILLIPS. LAWYER. 116 W. Main street SEDALIA, MO J. M. Harris. M. D Physician and Surgeon. 116 W. Mait. St., Sedalia, Mo OFFICE HOURS-- 10:00 to 12:00 a.m. 4:30 to 8:30 p.m. Residence 236 W. Morgan St. ```markdown ``` For first class hair work. Braids, Bangs, Pompadours, and etc. Shampooing, Dying, Bleaching the Hair a specialty. Facial and Bust Massage. Hair Tonics. Massage Cream. Work guaranteed or money refunded. Write for particulars 412 N. Lamine St. Bell Phone 734. 50 YEARS' EXPERIENCE PATENTS TRADE MARKS DESIGN COPYRIGHTS & C. Anyone sending a sketch and description may quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an invention properly complies with the applicable confidential. HANDS ON ON Patents from Olinet agency for securing patents. Seeks patent license to receive special polices, without charge, in the Scientific American. A handsomely illustrated weekly. Largest collection of patents in the world. Received four months. $L. Sold by all newspapers. MUNN & Co. 361 Broadway. New York Branch Office, 655 K St. Washington D. L. Marshall M. E.'Church Notes. The people of this place are standing by the church and pastor. The church debts have reduced, during the past two years, from $1600 to $450. The Minister from this charge will go up to conference with a better report, along all lines, than has been made for several years. In the Rally last Sunday, $96 00 was raised and one conversion. During the year, 74 accessions have been made to the church. Rev. A. H. Higgs is alright and with his aimable wife hrs contributed much to the present prosperous conditions. Dr. Dogan, ot Wiley University, Marshall. Tex., has made a great school out of a small one. His life's making is similar. So hear him March 17, at George R. Smith College. WANTED - TRUST-WORTHY man or woman to manage business in this county and adjoining territory for well established house of solid financial standing. $20.00 straight cash salary with all necessary expenses paid weekly by check from headquarters. Money advanced for expenses. Position permanent; previous experience not essential. Noinvestment required. We furnish everything. Enclose self-addressed envelope. Address, Manager, 810 Como Bloc., Chicago, Ill.