Sedalia Weekly Conservator

Sedalia Weekly Conservator. Central Missouri ference After holding one of the most po the Central Missouri Conference of Monday morning. Just prior to ad the following assignments for the Central Missouri Conference Appointments. After holding one of the most profitable sessions of its existence the Central Missouri Conference of the M. E. Church adjourned last Monday morning. Just prior to adjournment, Bishop Joyce made the following assignments for the year's work. —ST. JOSEPH DISTRICT.— Rev. J. Will Jackson, P. E.. Armstrong—F. B. C. Washington. Columbia—B. D. Dixson. Fayette—W. D. DeBoe, Glasgow—G. W. Reeves, Harrison Independence—W. H. H. Brown. Wheeler; Burns J. M. Harris Preston Overton; New Bloomi Mexico—J. L. Smith, New Franklin, circuit—H. T. Rec Oscaloosa, Ia.—T. H. Lockwood; St. Joseph—D. J. Mitchell, Shenandoah and Gillia Vill Jackson, P. E., Arrow Rock, Jas. A. W. F. B. C. Washington. Butler—G. D. Dixson. Des Moines, Ia., O. A. J. DeBoe, Fulton—W. W. Reeves, Harrisonville to be supplied by —W. H. H. Brown. Kansas City—Asbu ; Burns J. M. Harris; Clarke chapel suppl Overton; New Bloomfield supplied by R. G. Smith, Moberly—J. , circuit—H. T. Reeves, Sturgeon— —T. H. Lockwood; Richmond,—Edw. J. Mitchell, Slater—J. H. chenandoah and Gilliam—J. W. Thomas. Rev. J. Will Jackson, P. E.. Arrow Rock, Jas. A. W. Young; Armstrong—F. B. C. Washington. Butler—G. B. Abbott Columbia—B, D. Dixson. Des Moines, Ia., O. A. Johnson. Fayette—W. J. DeBoe. Fulton—W. C. Ellis. Glasgow—G. W. Reeves. Harrisonville to be supplied by G. Winn Independence—W. H. H. Brown. Kansas City—Asbury, W. H. Wheeler; Burns J. M. Harris; Clarke chapel supplied by Preston Overton; New Bloomfield supplied by R. G. Williams Mexico—J. L. Smith. Moberly—J. D. Evans. New Franklin, circuit—H. T. Reeves. Sturgeon—W. L. Lee. Oscaloosa, Ia.—T. H. Lockwood; Richmond,—Edward Diggs. St. Joseph—D. J. Mitchell. Slater—J. H. McAllister Shenandoah and Gilliam—J. W. Thomas. ST. LOUIS DISTRICT C. M. Keeton, P. E. As Bowling Green—W. R. Rivere, Curryville curcuit—Alexander Hu Danville—supplied by C. N. Casey, Farmingron—Leroy Woolrich, Forest—supplied by J. F. Roland, Hannibal and Pittsburg—su Joneburg—supplied by R. L. Hill St. Louis—Boden, F. H, Small; B es, E. P. Geiger; Union M Springfield. Ill.—W. E. Wilson, Warrenton—Beriah McCain, J. H. Beton, P. E. Ashley—supplied by Lew n—W. R. Rivere, Clarksville—Geo Cruit—Alexander Hubbard, DeSoto—A applied by C. N. Casey, Elsbury—Jc Leroy Woolrich, Fredricktown—A. died by J. T. Roland, Lousiania—H al and Pittsburg—supplied by T. L. Franc applied by R. L. Hill, St. Charles—R. iden, F. H. Small; Bridgeton—J. M. Small I. P. Geiger; Union Memorial, R. E. Gillum L.—W. E. Wilson, Troy—F. Beriah McCain, Wellsville and Willi J. H. Boone. C. M. Keeton, P. E. Ashley-supplied by Lewis Mallery Bowling Green-W. R. Rivere, Clarksville-George Grady Curryville circuit-Alexander Hubbard, DeSoto-A. A. Tolson Danville-supplied by C. N. Casey, Elsbury-John Guyton Farmington-Leroy Woolrich, Fredricktown-A. R. Martin Forest-supplied by J. T. Roland, Lousiana-H. A. Henley Hannibal and Pittsburg-supplied by T. L. Francis Joneburg-supplied by R. L. Hill, St. Charles-R. H. Smith St. Louis-Buden, F. H. Small; Bridgeton-J. M. Smallley, St. Jam- E. B. Cairns-Union Memorial, R. E. Gillum es, E. P. Geiger; Union Memorial, K. E. Gilman. Springfield, Ill.—W. E. Wilson. Troy—F. D. Avauit Warrenton—Berniah McCain. Wellsville and Williamsburg— SEDAUIA DISTRICT W. H. Smith, P. E. Blu California and Tipton, Dennis Pay Cliaton, J. W. Patton; Georgetown, Richard Rush: Joplin, D. J. Kennoly; Malta Benc, Christopher Tays; Mount Vernon, M. T. Hooks; Odessa, Monroe Denny; Pleasant Grove and Salt Sedalia—Taylor chapel, Richard D. Smithton circuit, F. S. Bowles; Springfield Mission, vacant, Versailles and Olean, S. P. Johnson Warrensburg, W. DIVORCE STATISTICS IN UNITED STATES. Smith, P. E. Blackburn, J. W. Rhodes. Tipton, Dennis Payton; Carthage, K. Patton; Dresden, Samua. Richard Rush: Holden, H. Kennoly; Lexington, Christopher Tays; Marshall, A. n, M. T. Hooks; Neosho, B. Joe Denny; Oseola, J. sant Grove and Salt Palm, A. M. Sommervw. lor chapel, Richard Davis; Sedalia circuit. uit F. S. Bowles; springfield, B. ission, vacant. Sweet Springs, Wil- d Olean, S. P. Johnson; Wellington, Gr Warrensburg, W. A. Bohannon. W. H. Smith, P. E. Blackburn, J. W. Rhodes. California and Tipton, Dennis Payton; Carthage, R. H. Young Clinton, J. W. Patton; Dresden, Samuel Hawkins; Georgetown, Richard Rush; Holden, H. G. Gibson Joplin, D. J. Kennoly; Lexington, J. J. Clark Malta Benc, Christopher Lays; Morshall, A. H. Higgs, Mount Vernon, M. T. Hooks; Neosho, R. G. Smith Odessa, Monroe Denny; Oseola, J. W, Payne, Pleasant Grove and Salt Palm, A. M. Sommerville. Sedalia—Taylor chapel, Richard Davis; Sedalia circuit, G. W. Ball; Smithton circuit, F. S. Bowles; springfield, E. F. Abbott Springfield Mission, vacant. Sweet Springs, William Divers Versailles and Olean, S. P. Johnson; Wellington, Green Enyard Warrensburg, W. A. Bohannon. The statisticians tell a story of marital disruption text is almost incredible. Here are some of the figures of the United States. Divorces granted, 1867 to 1873 . . . 328,7.6 Percentage of increase . . . 168 Percentage of increase in population . . 60 Illinois—Divorces in 1837 . . . 1,071 Divorces in 1900 . . . 2,006 Indiana—Divorces in 1837 . . . 1,000 Divorces in 1885 . . . 2,008 Michigan—Divorces in 1897 . . . 439 Divorces in 1885 . . . 1,338 Divorces in 1900 . . . 2,418 Ohio—One divorce in every twenty-five marriages in 1870; one divorce in every eight marriages in 1902. KE'S MEUS It's a Bit Early To speak of the sweet girl about that a little later on - but the fact that we have provided gerie, including the New Nain Percales, Longcloths; Marsali weaves. For trimming them sk of the sweet girl graduate's gown wi wt a little later on--but it is not too early to that we have provided lovely materials for including the New Nainsooks, Irish Linens, Longecloths; Marsalias and many other For trimming them we have To speak of the sweet girl graduate's gown we'll talk about that a little later on—but it is not too early to mention the fact that we have provided lovely materials for her lingerie, including the New Nainsooks, Irish Linens, French Percales, Longcloths; Marsalias and many other exquisite weaves. For trimming them we have A Special Line Of cambric Edges, Nainsook Nainsook Insertnigs and an a Normandy and German Vale Venise Laces, and, indeed all which this season are rarely in In All Widths—Wide. And, of course, they range for different garments. Just however, and we'll be glad to buy or not We have in Stock the Rockwear ever brou Dabric Edges, Nainsook and Swiss Edges, Satin Insertnigs and an astonishingly large sel- lery and German Valenciennes Laces, Irish laces, and, indeed all the New Laces in vow this season are rarely lovely. These laces con- tain All Widths—Wide, Medium and Narrow. Of course, they range in prices and are a present garments. Just to see them is a and we'll be glad to show them to you who not We have in Stock the oveilest new line of Neckwear ever brought to Sedalia Of cambric Edges, Nainsook and Swiss Edges, Swiss and Nainsook Insertnigs and an astonishingly large selection of Normandy and German Valenciennes Laces, Irish Laces, Venise Laces, and, indeed all the New Laces in vogue, and which this season are rarely lovely. These laces come In All Widths—Wide, Medium and Narrow. And, of course, they range in prices and are adaptable for different garments. Just to see them is a pleasure, however, and we'll be glad to show them to you whether you buy or not. H. W. MEUSCHKE. Cor. Ohio and Third Streets and Third Streets Both Ph Cor. Ohio and Third Streets Both Phones 297. VOL. 11. MEUSCHKE'S Arrow Rock, Jas. A. W. Young; Butler—G. B. Abbott Des Moines, La., O. A. Johnson, Fulton—W. C. Ellis. aville to be supplied by G. Winn Kansas City—Asbury, W. H. ; Clarke chapel supplied by field supplied by R. G. Williams Moberly—J. D. Evans, es, Sturgeon—W. L. Lee, Richmond,—Edward Diggs; Slater—J. H. McAllister n—J. W. Thomas. hley—supplied by Lewis Mallery Clarksville—George Grady obbard, DeSoto—A. A. Tolson Elsbury—John Guyton Fredriektown—A. R. Martin Lousiana—H. A. Henley applied by T. L. Francis St. Charles—R. H. Smith idgeton—J. M. Smalley, St. Jame- memorial, R E. Gillum. Troy—F. D. Avaunt Wellsville and Williamsburg— Boone. Blackburn, J. W. Rhodes. Bton; Carthage, R. H. Young Dresden, Samuel Hawkins; Holden, H. G. Gibson Lexington, J. J. Clark Marshall, A. H. Higgs, Neosho, K. G. Smith Oseola, J. W, Payne, Palm, A. M. Sommerville. Davis; Sedalia circuit, G. W. Ball; pringfield. B. F. Abbott Sweet Springs, William Divers. Wellington, Green Enyard A. Bohannon. WOODS APPOINTED An Active Republican Remembered by th School Board. Mr. Samuel E. Woods, one of our prominent young men and respected citizens, has been appointed to a position as one of the mechanics, by Mr. John Quail, superintendent of construction for the board of education of the Cleveland public schools. Mr. Woods is the first colored man to be appointed to this position. He has resided in Cleveland since 1892. The Cleve. graduate's gown we'll talk it is not too early to mention lovely materials for her lin-sooks, Irish Linens, French as and many other exquisite we have k and Swiss Edges, Swiss and astonishingly large selection of anciennes Laces, Irish Laces, the New Laces in vogue, and lovely. These laces comes Medium and Narrow. in prices and are adaptable to see them is a pleasure. Show them to you whether you the oveilest new line of fit to Sedalia Both Phones 297. MEUSCHKE'S SE ALIA, MISSOURI, FRIAY, MARC I 171905. land Journal extends congratulations to Mr. Woods on his success. A. G. Wheeler G. W. W. WHEELER'S THAT BOY OF YOURS Milwaukee Journal. We chaperon our girls and care fully guard them against unworthy boys, but we leave the boy to choose for himself his associates and his achievements. Girls are naturally winsome, gentle, companionable. They win their way in homes and hearts. But the boy, noisy, awkward, mischeevous, is invited into few homes and feels none too much at home in his own. About the only door that swings with sure welcome to the boy, about the only chair that is shoved near the fire especially for the boy, about the only place where he is sure of cordial greeting—is where he ought not to go. It is one of the hardest things in the,world to get hold of a boy—to get a grip on him. He is hungry for companionship and he will have it. You can't chain him away from it. He wants the companionship of the boys, and nothing will take it's place. If the rim of selfishness has so incased your heart that the joys and hopes of your boy cannot enter into it, the boy is to be pitied, but so are you. SEDALIA TAX-PAYERS All Personal and Poll Taxes due to the City of Sedalia that are not paid before March 28th, 1905 will be placed in the hands of the Tax-Attorney March 27th, 1905 for immediate suit. This is the last and on y notice that will be given. JOHN WADDELL. City Collector. LADY'S GOLD WATCH TO BE AWARDED In Higginsville Subscription Solicitor's Contest. Leonard E. Britt, the correspondent for the SEDALIA WEEKLY CONSEVATOR, at Higginsville, Mo., will conduct a Subscription solicitor's contest for that periodical in his city. Any young lady may enter the contest by complying with the subjoined regulated. Mr. Britt will award the young lady, bringing in the largest number of subscribers, a beautiful gold watch, and chain. The watch, chain and case is now on exhibition at Beache's, the leading jeweler, where any desiring, may look at it. The watch is of Elgin movement enclosed in a gold case guaranteed to wear 25 years. Just the very thing to please any young lady. Aside from the watch that Mr. Britt will award, the CONSERVATOR will award to each contestant a useful prize. The contest will begin with the March the 3rd issue and continue until nine o'clock, p. m. April, 10th. Any young lady may enter the contest by filing name with Leonard E. Britt, at Higginsville Mo., on or before March, 19th. He will give other information of value to contestants. REGULATIONS. 1. A list of the contestants will be published each week, until close of contest. 2. No subscription will be taken for less than three months. 3. Each contestants must report, in cash, each Monday to local correspondent, Leonard E. Britt. 4. Each new annual subscription will count for 12 votes; 6 months subscription, 6 votes and 3 months, 3 votes. 5. Each annual subscription will cost one Dollar; six months Sixty cents; three months, Forty cents. WHEELER'S Shaving Parlor Shaves, Hair-Cuts, Shampoos. Sea-Foams and Hair-Singe. COME AND BE MADE NOBBY AND UP TO-DATE. 103 North - Lamine Street. 6. The ballots are not to be counted until the 10th of April, which will be the date of closing contest and awarding if the prize Said count shall begin at 9:30 p.m., promptly. 7. To insure absolute secrecy, each contestant will be receipted for their votes each Monday, during contest. 8. Three judges, shall make final count and announce the successful candidate. Said judges are not to be related in any manner to either of the candidates local correspondent or management of the Conservator. 9. All candidates are to report in person or by proxy on the evening of the 10th of April, at A. M. E. Church not later than nine o'clock p.m. 10. Renewals for the paper will count one year 18 votes; six months nine votes three months, four votes. Ank further information relating to the contest may be had by consulting Mr. Leonard E. Britt of Higginsville Mo. Seventh Satellite of Jupiter. Dr Perrine, of the Lick Observatory, has discovered a seventh satellite of Jupiter. The discovery of the seventh moon was made on January 6, the day following the announcement of the discovery of the sixth satellite, when Mr. Perrine resumed his comparative examination of the negatives secured and was rewarded by discovering the image of a very faint body which changed its position from night to night. Whether these new satellites are revolving around Jupiter in the same direction as the five inner satellites, or in an opposite direction, is not known. It is certain that the planes of their orbits make a considerable angle with each other and that they make large angles with the plane of Jupiter's equator. The distances of the two satellites from Jupiter are not very unequal, in both cases probably lying between 6,000,000 and 8,000,000 of miles.—Scientific American. Think about that subscription you owe; pay it at once and both you and the Editor will feel O K $5.50 in cash will be given to any person securing ten names from any location, for enrollment in the 20th Century Correspondence School of Stenography. This offer is good until April 1st. For further patictlars, address C. A. Biggers, Box 121, Muskogee, I. T. WANTED -TRUST-WORTHY man or woman to manage business in this county and adjoining territory for well established house of solid financial standing. $20.00 straight cash salary with all necessary expenses paid weekly by check from headquarters. Money advanced for expenses. Position permanent; previous experience not essential. Noinvestment required. We furnish everything. Enclose self-addressed envelope. Address. Manager $10 Como Block., Chicago, Ill. PAST AND FUTURE. This thoughtful thesis was the Graduating Citation of Miss Arrows Ethel Jones of Higginayville, Mo. at May Miss Jones delivered herself so quietly on this occasion that she won the hearts of all in the audience. She the lovely and sweet was called from earth not many moons since. This article is published to remind her friends and class- mates of the excellence of the life she lived--Editor. Collection $9,281.18 Disbursements 5,552.44 Face value of policies carried 595.600 Cash on deposit $10,332.79 A. W. LLOYD, GRAND CHANCELOR. 2629 Lucas Avenue, St. Louis, Mo. Classmates. We stand with sublime connections with past and the future, although one is irrevocable, the other unknown to us. We hold the former by history, the latter we possess by anticipation and by hope. As we pause today, upon the dividing ground between two eras in our lives and look back over the various experience of our school life with its buoyancy and its pleasures, its rivalries and its ambitions, its duties and generous friendships, we cannot avoid a feeling of sadness that comes with the thought of parting. There is, however, one thought which should be uppermost in our minds, dispelling the present gloom of sadness and suffering with a golden glow of the morning sky of the future. The influence of our school oaves will leave a lasting impression upon our minds and hearts, it pervades the innost recesses of our nature. It will become the guiding principle of our lives; it molds our characters; it shapes our destinies: Our life work lies before us. A life of the highest endeavor can only repay the debt we owe to our Alma-Mater. As we go from the school into the battle's tumult of the world, where our missions are to be achieved, it bids us take up the line of advance into the future and press with all carest purposes to noblest aims. The opportunities for liberal culture which have been extended to us in the years that are passed are the seeds that are to germinate and ripen into deeds. Our mental and moral possibilities are just blooming and coming to their first fruits. Spiritual life, the regalative, harmonizing and enriching power of the most durable character, is to know to goal short of perfection. And, as the future beckons us on, let us follow with undaunted courage. An earnest devotion to a fixed an lofty purpose will develop intenser vitality, a broader sympathy, a richer grace and holiness. There is no effort of science or art that may not be excelled, no depth of philosophy that may not be deeper sounded, no flight of the imigination that may not be passed by strong and soaring wings. All nature is full of unknown things. Whatever has been given to prosperity and distinction has not been more open to others than to us. But, the influence of our alma-mater has become a living power within our hearts which shall quicken us to lofty endavor, up lift our souls and urge us on like an inspiration. There are no greater duties facing us today than that of our national life. Our country needs NO.46 new enthusiasm. It calls upon us to awaken the deep slumber of careless opinion, to kindle burning aspirations, to set noble examples, to shame false ideals of life, and make the arms more earnest. The life giving power of education was intended to fit us not for cultivated leisure, but for MANDY WORK. It incorporates the power and mobility of the individual into strength and grandeur of the larger individual society. The knowledge we hold is for the service of all. The truth we hold is the truth for all. Our activities and progress go into the general social conditions, our failures abstracts from the common good. We are under a law of duty that allows us no stopping place short of the utmost capabilities and the best opportunities God has given us. We cannot only trace our powers, but, guide and impel them. A vigorous purpose makes much out of little, disarms difficulties and even turn them into assistants. A true faith, looking up to something better, catches glimpses of a distant future. Perfections prophesy to ourselves greatness and gives energy of purpose, this gives wings to the soul and taith continually grows and increases. One writer has said, 'I bid you keep your standard of knowledge big, attempt great things and you will accomplish great thing. We turn with grateful hearts to the kind man of us all, under whose guardianship our minds have expanded and matured into benign care, which we have been prepared to discharge the missions of which learned men and women of this wonderful age are called. She stands with vivid personality, with the fullness of intelligence, affection, and will. So long as these walls re-echo foot-steps of the ambitious pressing on toward the future, she will be, as she ever has been, a true person, a very alma-mater to her children. We go tearfully from these venerable walis and these familiar scenes. We are severing, perhaps forever, the sacred tie that bind us one, to another. We regret most keenly, that many deeds have gone unheeded into the irrevocable past, but the hours of the present are golden and the recollection of the happy days that we have spent together will ever brighten our pathway, as we press, with confidence and hopefulness, into the future. Will we not go on from strength to strength, ever onward and upward, aspiring to noble acts and heroic deeds. And so parting with a cordial welcome to all. Let us say, "God bless our Alma-mater and our class." the periodical is published. Being by Negroes, we feel that intelli-refreshing to patronize us. commenting on the recent Central St. Louis, says, the reports from committees showed the conference, both spiritually and financially, the Negroes of Missouri. Let each greater success than last. the city's affairs under the citizen's Much better streets have been kept has been cut down. Our current set and a reduction of more than not are only a few of the good things. Both parties have shown good condition of affairs to continue. neat cry has gone up, because a Negro child, Lynchings, burnings, punishments should be meted out to to invade the sanctity of that practice should not be shielded. Negro illigitimist in this instance, would be severely punished, may we with the numerous cases of white women? CONSERVATOR calls the attention of us, to some of our innovations of and outside of this paper are been our own press. All the mechan-Contributions from thoughtful most thankfully received. Since it of Central Missouri a "NEWS-stand RACE NEWS from any local-meets with popular favor is at-require the co-operation of all maintain a journal of this stand-up by paying your subscription, you are straight" with our books, is at least one additional subscrib- the race in Central Missouri to have reflect its sentiments through? We concur with our proposition, logical strong and active. of the earth pay special homage to pay, England, Japan and American which can most fittingly and worth-have they chosen. The strength they train their progeny, after giv-ities and peoples that are strongly secret of their power in their mong for the Afro-American to nation? Perpetuation of the race, less weight than race purity. Many that when we shall have adapted additions and have acquired wealth Wealth without pure homes and table. But, if we have home presid-ible fathers, the accumulated riches and retained by our progeny, how to build enduring families rich and in race patrotism than to build progeny. The race needs more cul- fathers and a million homes. Flames ot race love are forever kept. For the public good, this periodical owned, managed and controlled by Negro gent Negroes act unwisely by refusing to The Globe-Democrat in commenting Missouri Conference, held in St. Louis, the various officers and committees to be in a prosperous condition, both spared Good for Methodism among the Negroes the present year be crowned with greater rank. Prosperity has attended the city's or bi-partisan administration. Much better the city's interest bearing debt has been cured expenses have been promptly met and a rent of $50,000, in the city's bonded debt are only done by the recent administrations. Both business sense by allowing this condition. Over in Boone county a great cry has white girl has given birth to a Negro child and all manner of excruciating punishment the Negro, who had the timidity to invade home. Illegitimacy is wrong. Its practice nor condoned by anyone. If the Negro ill such instances are very rare, should be seen not ask what ought to be done with the men having illegal heirs by Negro women. The Sedalia Weekly Conservator our many readers and advertisers, to some the past two weeks. Both inside and outsided printed in our own shop, upon our own practical work is done by Negroes. Contribind individuals of the race will be most thankful is our desire to give the Negroes of Central PAPER," we shall be glad to handle RACITY. That the improvements made meets we tested to upon all sides. It will require our patrons with our strength to maintain ward. Will you render us some help by paying if you in arrears? Perchance "you are strife if so will you not strive to send us at least her? Is it of any advantage to the race in a conservatively edited paper to reflect its share of the opinion that it is. If you concur do something to keep this periodical strong. All the progressive races of the earth legitimate motherhood. Germany, England, vice, one with the other, to see which can maily honor their matrons. Well have they of a nation lies in its mothers. They training birth to it. If other nationalities and progressive have discovered the secret of their mothers, would it not be a wise thing for them to study the motherhood proposition? Rest upon our mothers with no less weight race philosophers have concluded that when ourselves to the new industrial conditions and our future would be auspicious. Wealth we healthful children, is not sustainable. Buted over by true mothers and noble fathers of the ages are easily acquired and retained. It is far more important just now, to build in virtue, in physical strength and in race wealth to the detriment of our progeny. Tatured mothers; more thoughtful fathers; around the firesides of which the flames of aglow by the united efforts of all. For the public good, this periodical is published. Being owned, managed and controlled by Negroes, we feel that intelligent Negroes act unwise by refusing to patronize us. 11. Globe-Democrat in commenting on the recent Central Missouri Conference, held in St. Louis, says the reports from the various officers and committees showed the conference to be in a prosperous condition, both spiritually and financially Good for Methodism among the Negroes of Missouri. Let the present year be crowned with greater success than last. PROSPERITY has attended the city's affairs under the citizen's or bi-partisan administration. Much better streets have been kept the city's interest bearing debt has been cut down. Our current expenses have been promptly met and a reduction of more than $50,000, in the city's bonded debt are only a few of the good things done by the recent administrations. Both parties have shown good business sense by allowing this condition of affairs to continue. OVER in Boone county a great cry has gone up, because a white girl has given birth to a Negro child, Lynchings, burnings and all manner of excruciating punishments should be meted out to the Negro, who had the timidity to invade the sanctity of that home. Illegitimacy is wrong. Its practice should not be shielded nor condoned by anyone. If the Negro illigitimist in this instance, such instances are very rare, should be severely punished, may we not ask what ought to be done with the numerous cases of white men having illegal heirs by Negro women? THE SEDALIA WEEKLY CONSERVATOR calls the attention of our many readers and advertisers, to some of our innovations of the past two weeks. Both inside and outside of this paper are being printed in our own shop, upon our own press. All the mechanical work is done by Negroes. Contributions from thoughtful individuals of the race will be most thankfully received. Since it is our desire to give the Negroes of Central Missouri a "NEWS-PAPER," we shall be glad to handle RACE NEWS from any locality. That the improvements made meets with popular favor is attested to upon all sides. It will require the co-operation of all our patrons with our strength to maintain a journal of this standard. Will you render us some help by paying your subscription, if you in arrears? Percentage "you are straight" with our books, if so will you not strive to send us at least one additional subscriber? Is it of any advantage to the race in Central Missouri to have a conservatively edited paper to reflect its sentiments through? We are of the opinion that it is. If you concur with our proposition, do something to keep this periodical strong and active. All the progressive races of the earth pay special homage to legitimate motherhood. Germany, England, Japan and American vie, one with the other, to see which can most fittingly and worthily honor their matrons. Well have they chosen. The strength of a nation lies in its mothers. They train their progeny, after giving birth to it. If other nationalities and peoples that are strongly progressive have decovered the secret of their power in their mothers, would it not be a wise thing for the Afro-American to study the motherhood proposition? Perpetuation of the race, rest upon our mothers with no less weight than race purity. Many race pliosophers have concluded that when we shall have adapted ourselves to the new industrial conditions and have acquired wealth our future would be auspicious. Wealth without pure homes and healthful children, is not sustainable. But, if we have home presided over by true mothers and noble fathers, the accumulated riches of the ages are easily acquired and retained by our progeny. It is far more important just now, to build enduring families rich in virtue, in physical strength and in race patrotism than to build wealth to the detriment of our progeny. The race needs more cultured mothers; more thoughtful fathers and a million homes, around the firesides of which the flames of race love are forever kept aglow by the united efforts of all. The leading spirits in the LaFayette County Colored Fair association are begining on time this year to make the annual meeting at the Higginsville Mo., Fair grounds a great affair. A larger amount than ever will be given in premiums in all departments. The speed entries will far excel all former occasions Negro farmers thru-gut the west should feel interested in this movement. Any one desiring information pertaining to the fair may secure same by writing Moses Green, president, Lexington, Mo. The Knights of Pythians of Missouri, has made a remarkable record during the last three months. The collections received by the Beneficiary Board from Subordinate Lodges was $2608. 69. Death claims paid to heirs --- Nabibalad every Friday morning and entered at Sedala Post Office as sec and class matter. The Gold Medal Lazy Man. During the late war a captain or a company which had sixty men in its ranks, none of whom was as energetic as the officer though they should be, hit upon plan which he believed would cure their habits of laziness. One morning, after roll-call, the captain, addressing his command, said. I have a nice easy job for the laziest man in the company. Will the laziest man step to the front?' Instantly fifty-nine men took a step forward. 'Why didn't you step to the front inquired the commander of the one man who did not come. 'I was too lazy,' replied the soldier. The Call of Five Truth Speakers. Prof. Brander Matthews was making one of his after-dinner speeches, said: "The very first man to enunciate the truth is algenius, the second is a plagiariist, the third is lacking in originality, and the fourth is disavowing the common ÷ ÷ ÷ + + + + + + 1 1 1 stock." "And the fifth," interpolated President Butler, "is making original research". PREPARING FOR THE FAIR ITS A GOOD THING. Moerschel Brewing Co. Cor. Main and Missouri, Avenue. Phone 214. Private Orders Given Special Attention. When You Buy Moer : school's Beer, You will Be Patronizing a HOME INDUSTRY. : last quarter was $2366.66. We also notice a Cash Balance in the Bank to the amount of $10,332.79. The Knights of Pythias must be a good truce for all the people. Study their growth. Mrs. Guthrie's Entertainment Please the People. Sweet Springs, Mo., March. 16 Sweet Springs, Mo., March 10 The program rendered here on the evening of the 10th by Mrs. Lizzie Guthrie for the benefit of the Knights of Tabor was very largely attended by both white and colored citizens. It was such a successful affair that many have made urgent request of her to repeat same in the near future. Rev. B F. Abbott, pastor Fettis, Chapel M. E. church' Spring-held Mo., is the guest of his mother Mrs. Arris Abbott this week. He stoped over here on his return from conference at St. Louis. The conference honored him, by electing him secretary. Rev. Abbott has kindly consented to furnish an article on Evangelism for next week's edition of this paper. The Bealer-Allen musicale and concert will be the treat of the season March 31 is the date, prepare to attend. COMMENCEMENT JEWELRY May be selected at A. L. DICKMAN' Jewery Store. Complete line of Watches, Rings, Charms, Pins and Lockets Watches repaired and Eyes Tested for new glasses. A. L. DICKMAN, 113 south Ohio Street. (Taylor's Old Stair. Higginsville Contestants. The following young ladies residing in and near Higginsville, have filed their names as contestants for the Gold Watch to be awarded on the 10th of April at A. M. E. church; Misses Omeilia Jackson, Myrtle Franklin, Rosa Layne, of Higginsville, and Miss Blanche Bradford, of Mayview. These young ladies will report to Mr. L. E. Britt as per regulations published elsewhere in this edition. Redmond -Divers Neptials Police officer B. F. Redmon tiring of single wretchedness decided to take into himself a life partner, last Saturday. He chose Miss Mayne Divers, one of our best girls, to share life's sorrow, happiness, toils and cares with him. The ceremony was performed quietly, by Justice Kinsie, both bride and groom have legions of friends here in the city. The Conservator extends congratulations to the newly weded couple and wish them a happy and lengthy life. Attend the third W. C. T. U Medal Contest at George R. Smith College Chapel Thursday evening, March 23. Moerschel B BREWERS AN Cor. Main and Missouri Private Orders Given Special Att scrum.)'s Beer, You will Be Pa CORRESPONDENCE DEPARTMENT Social, Religious and Business Happenings of the Week. HIGGINSVILLE NEWS. A Few Facts about Out Churches Scroll and Other Items of Interest to the Public. Higginsville is a city of about 4,000 population, located at the junction of the Chicago and Alton R. R. and the Missouri Pacific system. It is 55 miles from Kansas City and is situated in the central part of LaFayette county, one of the richest agricultural counties in the State. The city owns the electric and water plants. The Confederate Home is also located here. Near this place are to be found some of the richest coal fields in the land. Mines in this section are kept constantly in operation to meet the demand for the excellent quality of fuel. The proposed new electric R. R. will touch at this point, in its majesty trend across the state from Kansas City to St. Louis Our principal streets are paved with vitrified brick and the LaFayette County Fair Grounds are located very near the principal part of the city. Much oil has been found in the boring for water and upon the land and water surfaces, here about. Negroes having money to invest in real estate will be interested by coming here and looking over the various inducements offered by this community. Education, the fountain-head of all civilization and advancement is a predominating feature of our progressive city. Douglas school has an enrollment of over 150 scholars a most creditable showing indeed. Our school was never in better condition, and such reports should be very encouraging. Our component corps of teachers: Prof. C. E. Johnson, principal, with Mrs. S. V. Bean and D. S. Johnson assistants are giving entire satisfaction. Prof. Johnson has held the principalship of our school for 3 years, and he has labored ardently and well to bring the school up to the present high state of excellence. It is conceded by all men, historians, scientists, theologians and all manner of man kind that christianity is an essential adjunct to our own happiness as well as to the well being and proper development of our posterity. The A. M. D. Church is in a good condition. It is lighted by electric lights and has been remodeled and made a nice house of worship. The records of this Church shows a membership of more than 130 and is doing good work in the various Church departments. The Second Baptist Church has an enrollment of over 100 members, this church is in prosperous condition. It has been repainted repapered and equipped with gas lights, which makes a beautiful structure. Rev. L. H. Jennings is the pastor and his good work is very pleasing. A kind reception will be tendered you by the members of these churches and all stranges will be made to feel at home. T. A. Jones has opened a 1st class restaurant in the Masonic building, he carries a choice line of confections, cigars and tobacco. co. Lunches will be served at all hours. Mr. Jones is a good business man and deserves the patronage of all loyal negroes. The CONSERVATOR's correspondent, L. E. Britt, visited the public school in Mayview, last week. The teacher, Miss McCamey, is a competent instructor and she is doing good work for the community. Mrs. Sophia Taylor, of Payton Colo., who has been visiting in this vicinity, for several weeks, considers the CONSERVATOR a very newsy paper. And, in order to keep posted on Central Missouri happenings, she gave us the cash for an annual subscription, before leaving us. Mrs. P. V. Bean visited out of the city last Saturday and Sun. Don't forget the CONSERVATOR Contest. Assist our young lady candidates, by subscribing for a good Negro paper. Remember, that each candidate will receive a present and one of them will get a beautiful gold watch and chain. Now, if you love your race and race enterprises, "show it". Mr. and Mrs. F. G. Garrett will entertain a party of select friends on the evening of the 18th in honor of the birthday anniversary of their son, Emmet. The eveening's a museums will consist of Filinch and Hijra Five. LEXINGTON. Mrs. Henry Brown, attended M. E. Conference in St. Louis last week from there she will go to Road House Ill. to visit her son Wm. Brown. Rev. Berry, a minister of the Christian Church has become a resident of our city and will establish a Christian Church. Prof. Kidda graduate of Lincoln Institute was the guest of Miss. Ruth Johnson last week. Mr. Jackson Arnold's smoke house was entirely destroyed by fire last Thursday morning and destroyed a quantity of meat belonging to Mrs. Weed and himself. Mrs. Martha Woodson made a burried trip to Leavenworth last week. Mrs. Hester Johnson returned with her to remain with her for several days. Mr. Walter Jacobs of Richmond was the guest of Miss Carrie Wolfe Sunday. Mr. Jas. Wilson Sweet Springs' was here Sunday, spent the day with his best girl. Aunt Nimmie Powell, mother of Mrs. Matt Boldridge died, Friday, and was buried, Sunday. Rev. A. A. Gilbert conducted the funeral services from the A. M. E. Church. Rev. Jennings, Higginsville, occupied the pulpit at the First Baptist Church, Sunday night. Rev. Robert Young who has so successfully pastored the M. E. Church, for the past two years, will go to Carthage, Mo. Rev. Clark, of Independenc, Mo. will pastor the church here. Miss Parker, of Dover, Mo. spent Sunday with home folks. RICHMOND. Mrs. Samuel Gordon' entertained a few friends at a three o'clock dinner Thursday Mar. 2, 1905 Those present were the Misses Maude and Mable Garner and Edna Tucker. Mr. John Ford of K. C. is visiting his mother Mrs. Abe George. Presiding Elder J. M. Brown held his second quarterly meeting at the C. M. E. church' Feb. 28, which was very successful. Rev. D. Tucker and wife, Mrs. Steven Garuer and Mrs. Melvin Eppis are on the sick list. Rev. Wilson is visiting relatives in Lawrences Killen. The *Concert Company of Richmond rendered a most excellent program at the A. M. E. church on 1st of March. Johnie Cary and Miss Criee Fletcher of this city were married last Sundavat 4 P. M. at the home of the groom's parents. Rev. Monroe of the A. M. E. church offiated May the blessings of kind providence ever smile upon their path way is the wish of their friends. Mrs. Samuel Gordon entertained a few friends on last Thursday. A delightful feast was spread before them and an enjoyable time was spent. Those present were: Misses Edna Tudker, Maud and Mabel Garner. John Ford of Kansas City is visiting his mother, Mrs. Abe George. Presiding Elder Brown held his second quarterly meeting at the C. M. E. Church Feb. 28th, and had a nost successful time. John Whiby and Ollie Lyles, two prominent citizens have sent their subscription for the Conservator: The many friends of Rev. D. Tucker on Mar. 5. 1905 gave him a surprise and many good things were received. The surprise party was given dy Rev. Stephen Garner and Mrs. Carrie Evans those present were—Mr. and Mrs. Allen Smith, Mrs. Samuel Gorden Mrs. Luci,da Allen, Mrs. Russia Lewia Mrs.Lydia Johnson, Mrs. Eliza Bell Mr. and Mrs. Henry Trigg, Emmet Jhison, Robert Richardson and the Misses Ruby Kuykendall, Mabel and Maud Garner. Rev. J. P. Swaney, the recent pastor of the Second Baptist church preached his fare-well sermon Sunday, March, 5th. He will take the pastate of the Plate City work. UNION HILL. March came in like a jamb. Joshua Poindexter of Blackwater, was a visitor here, Sunday. George Conway and wife visited the latter's mother, in Blackwater, last week. The farmers of this vicinity are busy seeding oats. A. M. VanBuren, Chas. Smith, Bishop Harris and Jasper Mills attended the Green Higginberger sale, last Wednesday. Mesdames David and Charley Evereth of Napton come up Sunday to visit Mrs. Mills, who is still confined by illness. Miss Hattie Bausily will have a grand exercise at the closing of her term of school. Ere long the wedding bells will ring for one of Union Hill's noble sons and fairest maidens. A. M. VanBuren, Abram White and wife and Charles Smith were visiting friends at Orearville Sun- WARRENSBUEG The little daughter and son of he Rev. J. M. Harris spent last week with their grand-mother Mrs. Rachel Harris of Gay street. Mr. Richard Johnson left for Kansas City to see his wife who is under treatment of the doctor. The K. of P, will have their annual sermon preached the 20th of March. Rev: Baker has been confined to his room for several days. Mr. Roy Sulton has got him a new job with the Miller. Why not subser be for the Conservator only one dollar a year. A. B. Harris will take your subscription. Rev, M. E.Willson preached a noble sermon Sunday night to a large audience. His subject was "There arose no small stir." Mr. Eugene Jones is thinking of picking berries (Berry) Mr. Croket get you another job. Wedding bells will soon ring in our city. Try to hear them. Mr Brown is remodling his house. CLINTON Frenchie Webster who has been quite ill is some better. J. B. Neff of Marshall, Mo. while on his way to Nevada stopped over here to visit his friend R. H. Harris Friday. Mrs. Matilda Pott of Urich visited Clinton friends Friday and Sat urday. Miss Edwidge Luncecka fly Mrs. Richard Sanders For first class hair work. Braids, Bangs, Pompadours, and etc. Shampooing, Dying, Bleaching the Hair a specialty. Facial and Bust Massage. Hair Tonics. Massage Cream. Work guaranteed or money refunded. Write for particulars 412 N. Lamine St Bell Phone --- 734. H. G. PHILLIPS. LAWYER. 110 W. Main street J. M. Harris. M. D. Physician and Surgeon. 116 W. Main. St., Sedalia, M. OFFICE HOURS 10:00 to 12:00 a.m. 4:30 to 8:30 p.m. Residence 236 W. Morgan St. H. H. WEBB, M. D. Physician and Surgeon. Marokah, Mo. OFFICE HOURS {9 to 12 a.m. 2 to 5 p.m. MRS. NELLIE DAVIS. Hair Dresser. Full line of bargs, wigs, braids pompadours, and the best brand of hair-oil, face bleach, whitening 107 E. Cooper. St ICE CREAM & Groceries. Polite Service Best Bargains Strict attention given all orders Your Money's Worth Always. WM. DIGGS 413 N. LAMINE St TONSORIAL ARTISTS. Hair Cuts Shampoos Clean Shaves D. Y. STEELE 120 E. MAIN ST Contractors House and Flue Building, Plaster ing, Paper-hanging, Calci mining. HOUSE REPAIRING Given Special Attention. MORGAN AND NORTHWEST 116 E. 2ND STREET J. W. Shoe repairing the city Work is always off No snide work done thru Special rates to Coffees GIVE HIM A TEA 112 W. Main Gloucester and Cheltenham Meets every Friday at 10:30 nesday of the month for a session. Jessica T. Brown Sapior, Gloucester Saturday G. J. G5 Retain ceasefire and Feed of aids Clinton continued from 2n page) trip to Kansas City Saturday and returned 5n day. Miss, Brame reports an excellent time. Ed Wright who was seriously injured last Saturday night is able to be out again. Miss Nellie Mae Cruce was a pleasant caller on Miss Ela Evans Smith Saturday after noon. BLACKBURN Little Nannie, infant daughter of Edward Armstead, formerly of this place, died in Kansas City and was brought for burial on the first. The interment was the Salt Pond cemetery. Miss Alice A. Armstead and Charley Berry were united in marriage, last Thursday, the 19th. Mrs. Annie Findley was a visitor to our town last week. Willie Hayes spent the Sabbath with friends here. Mrs. Parker, who has been very sick for several weeks, is better at writing. GROWTHER & SON. The latest style rigs, and the Best groomed horses—The most courteous treatment accorded to all—Come and see us. THE COMING GOUNTRY If you are looking for a better opportunity—a chance to get more and better returns for your labor—look Southwest. In Indian Territory, Oklahoma and Texas, you are needed to develop the large area of unimproved land, not now yielding the crop of which it is capable. There are openings in the town is for factories, mills, small stores, newspapers and pumber yards. We want you to know more of this coming country, and will gladly send to any address free by return mail, copy of our latest publication "The Coming Country." Address GEORGE MORTON General Passenger and Ticket Agent. Box 911 St. Louis, Mo BOX 911 ST. LOUIS, MO MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY POULTRY! LIVE OR DRESSED. Commonly in stock at J.F. Scally, Grocery Co. Polite service given to all Call and See Us. Cor. Main and Lamine St WONDERFUL DISCOVERY Curly Hair Made Straight By TAKEN FROM LIFE OZONIZED D. O. MARROW CO. Charles Ford Post 76 Wabush Ave., Chicago, Illinois. Handwritten every where. ANNOUNCEMENT We are authorized to announce the name of Prof. G. L. Coleman as a candidate for re-election to the office of Superintendent of the Pettis county schools, subject to the action of the qualified voters of said county, at the annual election of school officers, on April 4th. We are authorized to announce the name of Prof. T. J. Luckett as a candidate for the office of Superintendent of the Pettis County schools, subject to the Annual School e'lection, April. 4. PERSONAL. Knights of Pythias Eastern and Western Hemisphere H. C. MORGAN, DEPT. GRAND CHANCELLOR Sedalia, Mo. 116 West Pettis St. See our advertisers before buying elsewhere. Miss Ardonia Abbott, teacher of the Windsor school, visited her home Sunday. Her school will close on the 28th of April. Meuschke's Dry Goods Emporium handles all lines of the latest fashion of Ladies Spring beauties. Call and examine them Buy your garden seeds of the Archias Seed Store. Here is where you'll get the best quality of all kinds of seed and poultry supplies. Miss Mayme Harper, of South Grove; has been in the city for a fort night attending the bed of her aunt, Mrs. Ann Allen, who has been quite ill for several weeks. You had better see the city collector about that poll-tax you owe. If you don't the city fathers mean to see you in a way that will be some what unpleasant A. B. Johnson, dining-car porter on the Pacific, spent Tuesday with G. L. Davis, the caterer. Mr. Johnson ordered the Conservator sent to his address in St. Louis, Mo. Read the Consevator, whenever you wish to know the latest happenings. 15 Cents per month; two months for 25 Cents. Try it once, for "luck". Rev. A. A. Gilbert, the very successful pastor of the Lexington A. M. E. church was the happy guest of the Rev, William Alexander and family during the week. The Davis Cafe is the best place for you to secure good meals, polite treatment and your money's worth. Don't go to skulking around some other resort, where you will b: "Jum Crowed". Our eyes are upon you. Begin now to make preparation for the Bealer- Allen musical and concert for the 31st inst. Classical music and effective elocution vary numbers will comprise the evening's program. Leenpy Umphrey who has been ill for several weeks, is much better. Her daughter, Mrs J. H Henderson, of St. Louis, Mo., has been here for several days attending on her mother. ACOARECTIO. The admission to the Third W. C. T. U. Medal Contest will be en v 10 cents, in steal of 25 cents as appears in the "Ad" on the 4th page. (Editor) Our thanks are due Dr N. C. Suren, for an annual subscription, frending; I believe very numerous about here just now. Suffice room en in, however, for of his owf 14 E to McKin le the moun to work and with his store and ins his full line of 1003 specialities, be are making their spring purchas Dr. G. W. Brown, of Higgins- ville, Mo. passed thru our city The Greater CONSERVATOR. The management of the SEDALIA WEEKLY CONSERVATOR, has been fortunate enough to secure the business of the Sedalia Times, from Mr. H. G. Phillups, now bags to inform the public that life, thought vigor, beauty, mechanical skill, business, sagacity and advanced Journalism will characterize each issue of this publication from now on. Facts to be Noted. Over 2,500 patrons read this periodical every week. Strictly all NEGRO, from the Editor down. Our Business Manager Mr. W. H. Carter, has had more than twenty years experience in the printing business. This Paper reaches more Negro homes in Central Missouri. than any other one Paper Published Correspondents in the various towns are authorized to handle your news and receipt you for your subscriptions. Conservatism marks every position assumed by this publication. But, it is constantly vigilant to defend the Race against unmerited assaults from any quarters. Because it is a strictly Negro Paper, in thought; mechanical, management and purpose of sentiment building. Because it speaks only of the good and worthy deeds of the race. Because it urges all to get out into the sunshine of human activity and there strive for supremacy. W. H Huston, Editor Sedalia Weekly Conservator. N. B.—All money for subscription' or advertisement' must be sent to W. H. Huston, or paid to authorized correspondent or agent. Friday, enroute to Warrenburg and Holden. While here he retained Lawyer H. G. Phillips as his attorney in a Real Estate deal litigation suit now pending in the La-Fayette county Circuit Court. The case will be called during the April 10, at Lexington. Rev. N. J. Burt, M.D., presided over E. E. Oppal Die b. quarterly meeting service at Quinn Chapel, last Sunday. Dr. Buren is an able speaker, deep thinker and a thoroly enthusiastic churchman. Moses Brown, who has beginn the past four years in the U. S. army, returned home Tuesday morning to visit his mother, Mr. Mattie Brown, of 710 N. Osage. Since his joining the army, he has been able to see a great part of the world. He spent many months in the Phillippines, Prof. J. Will Cooper of Varsity burg writes as (4 v. 2) of a provinment in your province, but the God helps us to be people. You brother cooper. If our delinquent subscribers will send in their arreareag es once, it will make it much easier for Go1. Send us your JOB PRINTING. We guarantee satisfaction on all work. G. J. KEHL, MEAT MARKET. Invites the colored People to come and see him, when they want the best George R. Smith COLLEGE. Thursday Night March. 23rd A class of seven contestants will strive for the SILVER MEDAL, Under the National W. C. T. U., regulations. Come and you Admiss Ministers will receive the door. MRS. BESSIE BOIC BEST SEE Archias "Sure Seeds" are s and best that money can buy. come and you will be welcome. Admission 25 ct. ministers will receive their complimentary tickets at the MRS. BESSIE BOICOURT ALLEN. Manage BEST SEED GROWN bias "Sure Seeds" are sure to grow. Sure to pleas st that money can buy. Everything in Ministers will receive their complimentary tickets at the door. MRS. BESSIE BOLCOURT ALLEN. Managers. BEST SEED GROWN Archias "Sure Seeds" are sure to grow. Sure to please and best that money can buy. Everything in LARGE WETHERSFIELD Poultry Supplies, Bee Supplies Dairy Supplies. Get our new catalogue seed house. We guarantee sat ARCHIAS' S at our new catalogue—free. Patronize your home house. We guarantee satisfaction. ARCHIAS' SEED STORE East Main St., Both Phones. SEDALIA, M The New carpet - Store. It opened last Wednesday morning with a complete of the latest designs and weaves in New Carpets, Linoleums, New Oil Cloths, New Mattings, New (all sizes.) New Draperies, New Curtains, shades. A. W. McKENZIE. 114 East Fifth. Get our new catalogue—free. Patronize your home seed house. We guarantee satisfaction. ARCHIAS' SEED STORE ARCHIAS' SEED STORE 106-8 East Main St., The N Carpet - Just opened last Wednesday one of the latest designs and New Linoleums, New Oil Clos Rugs (all sizes.) New Draper A. W. M 114 East The New Carpet - Store. Just opened last Wednesday morning with a complete line of the latest designs and weaves in New Carpets, New Linoleums, New Oil Cloths. New Mattings, New Rugs (all sizes,) New Draperies, New Curtains, shades. TOPSPA BEST MADE HOSIERY The New Silks. The The New Millinery Go The New Street hats The New Top sk Underskirts, mercerized and New Jackets, New Wai New Woolen Goods, Curtains and Un New Hosiery, Topsy and E The new Novelties, the kins. Come in every day and from the factories and at price New Silks. The New Wash Goods, The New Millinery Goods, The New Street hats, The New Top skirts, Skirts, mercerized and silk, New Jackets, New Waists, New White Goods, New Woolen Goods, Embroidery, Lace, Curtains and Underwear, Hosiery, Topsy and Black Cat Brand, The new Novelties, the new Table Linens and Nap Come in every day and see the new goods, fresh the factories and at prices that will please. The New Silks, The New Wash Goods, The New Millinery Goods, The New Street hats, The New Top skirts, Underskirts, mercerized and silk, New Jackets, New Waists, New White Goods, New Woolen Goods, Embroidery, Lace, Curtains and Underwear, New Hosiery, Topsy and Black Cat Brand, The new Novelties, the new Table Linens and Napkins. Come in every day and see the new goods, fresh from the factories and at prices that will please. Stotts, 214 OHIO STREET, --- NEW SPRING GOODS. ARE HERE. It floats around us uncerily, tricked out in dainty trope, And the crop increases daily from Chicago to the Slope, By friendly breezes wafted to the east in steady flow. That rare, delightful humor floating east- ward from the west. The jokes—they're rich and racy and they circle far and wide. To understand there's no need of surgery applied. They trotle round the fashions and the folies of to-day. And the youngsters who indite them certainly deserve their pay. The kids and laureled veterans are putting forth their best. In that easy, breezy humor floating east- ward from the west. We glory in its beauties as it daily comes along. Long may it reign—cure is the gain to read with growing nest. That lightseme, lilting humor flowing east- ward from the west. —Eugene O'Neill, Sun A Burglar and a Lawyer BY FREDERICK T. HILL THE fellow never deceived me for an instant. I state this at the outset, because Benson and his clique in the club corner have carried the matter beyond the limits of a joke. I have as nice a sense of humor as anyone, but I do not propose to be made a laughing stock simply because Benson chooses to say I was duped. That version of the story may be funny, even in Benson's mouth, but it does not happen to be true. I was prejudiced against MacLeod from the moment I laid eyes on him, and I am no mean judge of character. In the first place, I did not like the way he entered my private room. He followed the office boy too closely. Neither did I like his personal appearance. I particularly disliked the squint with which he watched me, and his mouth at the same time. This was especially distressing, as the part of his mouth under observation seemed to retreat before his divided glance until it hid around the corner, setting his whole face askew. Moreover, the very way he closed the door behind the office boy was suspicious, and I did not in the least credit his avowed susceptibility to draughts. He placed a chair close beside me—confidently so—and for some seconds regarded me with his uncomfortably slanting squint. "D'yer know who I am?" he asked at length, speaking through closed teeth. I shook my head. "I'm Buttay MacLeod," he whispered confidentially, and shoved his chair back, the better to observe my astonishment. I exhibited no surprise, however. I was not even interested. The name conveyed nothing to my mind, and I said so. "D'yer mean ter say yer never 'card of me?' he asked, bobbing his neck threateningly from side to side. I shook my head again. He dipped a hand into the breast pocket of his overcoat and jerked out a bulging bocketbook, from which he extracted a bunch of newspaper cuttings plumed together with a brass fastener. "You are an actor?" I inquired, incredulously. The answer was a snarl of disgust, and, without further questioning, I removed my spectacles, cleaned them and picked up the bunch or press clippings. The first words I read restored my self-confidence. The fellow was a burglar. Butsy MacLeod, it appeared, was one of the best crackers in the business and a "gun" frequently wanted by the metropolitan police. I finished my perusal of the clippings, folded them up and handed the bunch to MacLeod without comment. "What is your business with me, Butsy?" I began. "Law business, of course, Mr. Peterson," he answered emphasizing the title. "I wanter retain yer." "I am not a criminal lawyer," I repeated, indifferently, as I pushed the paper aside. "I know it. That's why I come to yer. The criminal sharks is no good. I wants trains." I glanced at my would be client with some surprise. He was apparently a notorious character and his trial if court proceedings should ensue, would doubtless attract considerable attention. I had no desire to act as the office adviser to any criminal, great or small, but I did long to match myself, man against man, and brain against brain, in a legal contest of note, believing that in the rapid give-and-take of criminal practice I should not find myself at a loss. The situation appealed to my sense of professional duty and I decided to accept Buttsy's retainer. My insight into the man's character, however, warned me to give no advice until I made sure of my fee, and I hinted as much to Macleod. He replied by producing a $50 bill and laying it on my desk. "I want a receipt," he muttered. I pocketed the bill and asked him to explain his case as I wrote the required acknowledgment. "Proceed with your story, MacLeod." "All right," he replied, shifting in his seat and hitching his chair a tride nearer me. "This all comes of tryin' country work. I hadn't uongher left the city, and I don't again after I shake this. It figures out this way: Me side partner in this deal picked off a bunch of houses. shut up for the winter, that were full of loose things. He gave out that there aren't no risk and we could work them on off nights. So I up with him and cracks the first he marked down right enough. But while we was sorting th' noose in the gray along comes some saitops to do repairs, and we had to vamose with only about half of the boot. That was bad enough, but I was rryn' on a coat when me side partner give me the word, and I left me own coat, with two letters in the side pocket. "Let us consider the details of this particular case seriatim," I interrupted. "When did this—er—this transaction take place?" "To-day." "Indeed? At what hour?" "We cracked about four and we skipped about seven o'clock." "Where was the house located?" I continued, picking up a pencil to note his answers. "At Walsboro." "Walsboro!" I exclaimed. "Why, I live in Walsboro myself in the summer! Whereabouts was the house?" "Yer can search me," he answered. "It was about three rotten roads back from the railway." This was exceedingly embarrassing. Still, business was business, and my first duty was to my client. Indeed, there were people in Walsboro whose misfortune would cost me no tears. Balderson, for instance; if, by a happy chance, MacLeod had selected that pompous ass for a visitation! "Did the house set back from the road?" "Did it have a clematis vine over the front door?" "Yep." "Was there a big hall clock on the stairs?" "Yep." By Jove, it was Balderson's house. I could scarcely conceal my delight, but I managed to maintain a judicial exterior. "I understand that you—er—retained some of the property?" I suggested. "Aw. we pinched a few, but they was boardin'house truck. Eisenblum laughed a tooth out when I asked him a couple of hundred on my lot." I drew a sheet of paper toward me and began to map out a rough diagram. "This here's wrong." he remarked with a dirty finger on my drawing. "What's the matter with it?" I asked. "The big room's on the other side." "I don't think so," I answered. "Anyway, it will serve to illustrate the situation. Now, when the workmen entered—" "This part's wrong, too," interrupted Buttsy. "The stairs aren't in the middle of the hall. They're 'way off here." "Don't control let me, MacLoof." I answered severely. "I've been in the house dozens of times, and I know." "Don't care if you've lived in it!" he rested hotly. "I ain't been it only once but I guess I know my business." "Nonsense, MacLoof!" I interrupted, with some annoyance. "I've no time for trifling—" "Nonsense!" he burst out, angrily. "Write it down! Write it down now! First floor, square hall—library to right; dining room to left—stairs 'longside library—three broad steps and a turn; then—" "Hold on!" I interrupted, apprehensively. "Hold on, nothing!" he continued, aggressively. "No sneakin' bets now. Seyen steps to first landin'—hall clock in hole in wall, with gray chiny vase stand in'—" "A gray china vase!" I exclaimed, in dismay. "Yes, a gray china vase!" he repeated, mockingly. "Picked me up for a greenhorn, eh? Well, I ain't! Second floor, small, square hall, with panel picture of Venus walkin' in th wood—" "Stop!" I gasped. "Wanter squeal 'cause I ain't called the woman right? Well, you shave closer next time yer tackle a first-rater for an amateur! Passageway to right openin' on two sleepers and a bath," he gabbled along, conceitedly, "two more sleepers, big closet, bathroom and door on left leadin' to rear hall, three sleepers and atic staircase—two turns in stairs to attic—slidin' skylight to left, shingle roof, painted red." "Red!" I shouted, grasping at a straw. "This house haun't a red roof!" "Aw, look at me pants," he retorted, disgusted. "That's my house!" I reared. Machado's right eye held me fascinated, while his left viciously chased his mouth. 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