The Appeal

Saturday, March 9, 1907

St. Paul, Minnesota

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THE APPEAL KEEPS IN FRONT BECAUSE: 1-It aims to publish all the news possible. 2-It does so impartially, wasting no words. 3-Its correspondents are able and energetic. VOL. 23. NO. 10. CUPID FINALLY SMILES ON MINISTER COREA All a Southern Bride. The luck of Senator Luis F. Corea, Nicaraguan minister to the United States, has finally brought him a bride. This is all that lacked to complete his success in Washington. Since the time he came here as representative and protege of President Zelaya, he has enjoyed the most amazing good fortune. The president of the United States and John Hay, secretary of state, no doubt for good reasons, made a favorite of him, that is in as far as it was proper for them to do without giving offense to other members of the diplomatic corps. Nobody, won by his handsome face, courtly bearing and romantic manners, idolized him, and steadfastly declined to believe ill things that were persistently whispered of him shortly after his arrival in Washington. He suffered only one rebuft, that was when the handsome Georgia widow, formerly Mrs. Ilah Dunlau Jordan, now Mrs. John D. Little, broke off her engagement with him, partly because of the persistent rumor that he had negro blood in his veins. As a true Southerner, she was credited with fearing that where such a doubt existed she could not be happy with the corea and hence gave him up, though it is known that where such a doubt occurred at the time, for the swarthy minister had won his way deeply into her affections. This incident would have ended the career of the majority of diplomats, and for a time seemed destined to put a period to Corea's Washington march of triumph, but in the end he remained at his post, and society, continued to pet him, and now that he has got an heirress for a bride, even the memory of the Jordan incident has been pretty well wiped out. As if to add balm to the wounded feelings of the suitor who was rejected by a Southern girl, she who became the bride of Corea on Feb. 27, is her daughter of the South Miss India Bell Fleming, whose father, Col. Robert I. Fleming, was a gulant soldier in the Confederate army. Miss Fleming is a debatute of this season, and is wealthy in her own right. Thus abandoned by one Southern woman, Corea got another wife, which clearly indicates that he must have conclusively proved his pure Caucasian blood. It must be said of the Nicaraguan that in the Jordan incident he acted very creditably. She was the daughter of a wealthy Georgian, and the man she married was a millionaire. He did not long survive, and Mrs. Jordan, beautiful and immensely wealthy, came to Washington just at the time that Senior Corea was on the top crest or nos pouchier. The first it was in: in evidence that he was in love with the young widow, and when it came apparent that she preferred his company to that of any other of her distinguished suitors. Washington approved, for such a match seemed entirely fitting. A good part of the courtship took place in Paris. In fact the wedding preparations had gone to a point that in the French capital she bought a good part of her dressman. In return she took to Mont from Europe. Mrs. Jordon freely her coming marriage, and nothing seemed to commence the happiness in store for the minister. Just at this time came the thrilling MISS INDIA BELL FLEMING, Who Has Just Married Senior Corea —For They Shall Inherit the Earth. Fashionable Bishop (to equally fashionable layman)—How can people ask, does Christianity pay? Look at St. Smug's, for instance. Ten years ago that property cost only $50,000 and yesterday it sold for half a million.—Puck. They Try, Though. The inability of some people to put themselves in another's place may frequently be seen in a crowded street car. broke off the match. An anonymous letter sent to the mayor of Macon made a number uncomplimentary charges against Corea, including one to the effect that he was in part a negro. There was no proof for the allegation, and when Macon's mayor and three other citizens called on Mrs. Jordan to lay the facts before her, and protest against a daughter of Georgia taking a chance on allying herself with a man who had negro blood in his veins, Mrs. Jordan stood up loyalty for her fiance. Her answer was to send a wire to Washington telling Corea to go ahead with the marriage preparations. In this crisis Corea acted very manfully. There is no doubt that at this time he might have married Mrs. Jordan, for she doubted the accusations, including a new one that he had a family in Nicaragua and to prove her sympathy would have been loyal even to the point of consummating the wedding. But Corea insisted that as long as any doubt remained, it was not fair to have her future tied, up with his. He demanded an investigation, and was taken at his word. He had been sent to Nicaragua, and made their report, a member of the Jordan family made a public statement which exonerated Corta. Now there was no obstacle, at least none that the public knew of, but in the meantime Mrs. Jordan had "changed her mind." Perhaps the reappearance of a sweetheart of her youthful days, gallant Capt. John D. Little of Georgia, formerly speaker of the house in his state, and more than a possibility for governor, had something to do with the change of heart. MRS. JOHN D. LITTLE, Formerly Mrs. Ilian D. Jordan. At any rate Mrs. Jordan was soon so completely immersed in this new romance that poor Corea went under an eclipse, and eventually the engagement was broken off, although to the finish Mrs. Jordan insisted that he had coded as a man of honor and he was, nothing in his private or public life, in his ancestry and his standing at home and abroad that disqualified him as a suitor for any honorable woman. She married Capt. Little, much to the delight of Georgia, and Corea, disconsolate, saw her no more. But the minister did not give up his place in Washington, instead he became a still more prominent figure socially. John Hay and President Roosevelt seemed to make special efforts to show the minister that they believed nothing of the many discrediting things that had been said against him. At every public function, at every dance, at all gatherings of the diplomats, there was Corea, irreproachable as to attire, perfect in manners, graceful, polite, yet dignified and scornfully indifferent to whispered remarks about the rupture of his relations with Mrs. Jordan. His bearing was that of a man who felt that the incident reflected no discredit on him, and who was determined to maintain his place. Then Miss Fleming entered society as a student. She was a debutante, one of the most beautiful of the season. She also had a romance. It was said that while a school girl, years before a girl is supposed to give herself up to contemplation of the sentimental side of life, "I can give you a bed and bath for 15 cents," said the lodging house clerk. "De price ain't no object," rejoined the husky hobo who had just found a $2 bill. "Jist gimme a bed widout de bath, an'付 de difference." Delicate Compliment. "We made a big hit in Salt Lake." "How was that?" "Our company got out some extra printing and billed us as singing 'The Chimes of Mormandy.'" THE APPEAL. she had become engaged to wed an army officer. Perhaps it was true, perhaps not, but if the former, certainly the sentiment did not long survive after Miss Fleming met the swarthy diplomat from Washington. All that had been in both their hearts was instantly swallowed up in an attachment that brooked no opposition. It can be learned, none has been urged. The popularity of Corea at the state department and the White House is taken to mean that he was the victim of an injustice. Miss Fleming ignores all that has been said against him, and married him in the capital, among those who saw him turned down in the Jordan episode. It is not believed that Corea will remain in Washington much longer. It is said that the president of the Nicaraguan republic, who is his warm personal friend has in contemplation for a European peace of diplomatic work of first importance. Corea and his bride will perhaps welcome this change, for it will take HOW A SHORT GIRL MAY LOOK TALLER A French figure molder stood in front of a lay figure. "I am draping it for a window," said she, "and it get $25 for my work. "You see," she added, "I am considered an expert at my business, and every day very exclusive dressmakers come to me for hints. They want to know how to make their customers look taller. Frequently they bring lay figures to me to be dressed in a statuesque way. I understand the art of even making a lay figure look tall. "There is a furre now among girls, American girls especially, to look tall. Even the French woman, who has hitherto been content to look chic, is anxious to look higher than she is. "This opens up a new field for the artistic woman; and I fell into it immediately. My special mission is to make a woman look a great deal taller SENOR LOUIS F. COREA, Nicaraguan Minister to United States. them far away from an emity and unkindness that has followed Corea from some quarters ever since the ending of his former engagement. TURN OUT ANTIQUE OAK. Modern Cabinet Makers Able to Satisfy the Demand Easily. "You will have to go a long way," said an art collection the other day, "before you nd a body of men more clever than those cabinet makers who produce goods to satisfy the desire of the public for furniture made of old and fancy woods. They can transform white wood into all kinds of exotic woods by means of chemicals, and a chemist would be surprised if he were to have the run of one of those factories for a day. "The manufacture of antique oak is one of the easiest of their processes. The boards, moldings panels or whatever pieces are required are made of oak which has just had time to dry sufficiently to prevent excessive warping. "They are then placed in a dark room on the floor of which and quite close to the furniture to be 'aged' are placed several bowls, plates and so forth of liquid ammonia. The room is then hermetically closed up and the wood is left for a month or so, according to the age which is required. The coloration will extend to a depth of nearly a quarter of an inch if the room is kept closed for a few months. "That is why there is so much old oak furniture. Of course, a litte reflection would show that it cannot be genuine—the forests of the middle ages would not have furnished one half of it—but people do not always reflect." - Baltimore Sun DIRIGIBLE BALLOON "PATNI" In Flight as Viewed From the Ground. Speaking of Egotism. "Miss Bright refused to marry me last night." "Too bad, old man!" "O, I don't care. I wouldn't want to marry a girl with such a lack of sense, anyway." Pure Food Troubles. "Did your discomfort result from eating too much preserved fruit?" "No. I felt all right until I acclimatedly read the confessions on the labels." Defective Page A French figure molder stood in front of a lay figure. "I am draping it for a window," said she, "and I get $25 for my work. "You see," she added, "I am considered an expert at my business, and every day very exclusive dressmakers come to me for hints. They want to know how to make their customers look tall. Frequently they bring lay figures to me to be dressed in a statuesque way. I understand the art of even making a lay figure look tall. There is a furre now among girls, American girls especially, to look tall. Even the French woman, who has hitherto been content to look chic, is anxious to look higher than she is. "This opens up a new field for the artistic woman; and I fell into it immediately. My special mission is to make a woman look a great deal taller than she really is. In some cases this is very difficult; in others it is very easy. "There are women who naturally look short. They are tall enough, but they are so fat that they look little. There is no making them look anything but dummy. The only thing in their case is to reduce the weight. I am doing this because I am increasing their height. I have a dozen of these a day. They are fat and dummy, looking, and they come to me clamoring to look tall and stylist. "Reduce your weight," is about all I can say to them. But I manage to do so in a very diplomatic way, so that they depart thinking they are very nearly perfection just as they are. "The girl who is too short must get thin. Thin people always look taller than they really are. As a rule the slender girl longs to be fat. But the minute she is fat she will look shorter. So she better keep thin and tall looking. "But there are girls who are so short that they look little in spite of being thin. No matter how slender, they still look little. To these girls there are words of good advice. "Don't, if you are short, wear tight-fitting clothing. The little short thin woman who puts on skin-tight dresses will look weaken. She will look shrived up. She will look old. For she will have that curiously dried up appearance which belongs to the aged. "Dress your shoulders broad if you are little. It adds somehow to your height. No one can tell why it is, but the broad shouldered girl always looks taller than she really is. That is the girl who is the widest face of the Gibson girl. She is broad shouldered, and it adds a foot to her height. "Shoulder puffs, fat sleeves and all sorts of devices for increasing the breadth of the shoulders, were invented, not for the fat girl, but for the short girl. They are becoming and the modifies cling to them. "The short girl can also make her self look taller by wearing long skirts. These increase the apparent height and make the short girl graceful. They are immensely becoming. Put a short girl in a trained gown and she will immeiately take on height and dignity. "The short girl may wear stripes running lengthwise and she may wear the princess dress, and she can, if she so desires, get herself up in trimmings and stuffs that run from head to foot. All of these will make her look a little taller. But she should not overdo the matter. The short girl should never be conspicuous in dress nor should she wear many skirts. They make her look more stylish." "But there are other things beside dress to make the short girl look tall. And one of these is her coiffeur. The short woman should dress her hair as high as possible, and, if necessary, add a tail comb to make it still higher. Of course she will avoid being grotesque, but she will carry the hair dressing as far as possible without going to extremes. "There is a certain short girl in solemce. She wears high heels, but not high enough to make her look awkward. She dresses in tan colored gowns and in grey and gray everything to make her look larger than she really is, for she does not weigh 100 pounds. Her skirts are striped and flowered, checked and plaided. The girl's hair is always coiffed high. And on top of the high coif she wears a hat well fitted at one side and trimmed with a rather high plume. No one suspects of her being the shortest girl in the four hundred. "But there are other ways of making a girl look tall. One of these is by making her muscles supple. The girl who carries herself slowly and stiffly, who walks on hard ground, who moves as though she were in a vise, will always look short.—provided she is naturally short." "But the short girl whose muscles are supple, the short girl who can move lightly and gracefully, the short girl who understands how to bend and bow, and who can go through a room easily and without consciousness, this is the girl who looks taller and more stylish than she really is. "Short girl are usually very self-conscious. They imagine that every one is looking at them. They see that they are annoying that they are objects of interest to all: Really no one notices a girl who is very short. But it is hard to convince the short girl of this. She thinks the whole world is watching her. It is a case of morbid self-consciousness. "Let the short girl make herself graceful; let her exercise her muscles until she moves easily; let her take off her stitches and put on heels that are moderately high; let her dress her hair tall and lengthen her skirts, and she will immediately begin to look taller. "These rules are known to every one who molds the figure feminine and they are put into practice in every establishment in Paris." ```markdown ``` THE THE ANNA HELD MAKES HERSELF LOOK TALL By Wearing an Exquisite Fitting Gown. Changed, Yet the Same. A Southern man, who has for some years past been established in New York, recently visited his former home taken aback at the qu the last year or two o ing in different parts A LONG CLASSIC FOLDS Make a Woman Look Taller. --- in Virginia. While there he was busy renewing old acquaintances. Among those was the son of an old preacher whom the former Virginian remembered as having invariably discoursed on the same topic. "I heard father since you've been back?" asked the son. "I am sorry to say that I have not," said the other. "Tell me," he added with a smile, "is he preaching that same old sermon?" "O, yes," replied the son, not at all THE taken aback at the question; "but for the last year or so he was been holier; and now he is not." Farm Machinery and Edged Tools for Canada Dally Consular and Trade Reports point out that the proposed reduction in the Canadian tariff by the present parliament, as recently announced by the minister of France, affords a splendid opportunity for the sale there of American agricultural machinery and edged tools by a reduction of duty from 25 per cent to 23 1-2 per cent. It will not do to depend on circulars to make use of this opportunity. What is wanted is sales agents. Those going into the province of Quebec should know French. He Loaned Money to Pana She- Have you ever loaned papa any money? He—Once or twice. or twice. She—That must be the reason he has forbidden me to marry you. He says anybody that parts with his money as easily as you do will end in the poor house. The Old Home Town. The streets are rough and boggy. The lights are somewhat foggy. And the "culchaw" of the people is perhaps a little "brown." But the genuine good feeling is to my soul a healing; It's a breath of heaven—visiting the old home town. Hospitality. Hospitality is that subtle something whereby fair women and brave men are compelled to march to a personage they hate and thank her for boring them to cold. Cold Shoulder. Ethel—Good morning, Mr. Jones. You don't seem to mind the heat." Jones (surly). I should say not. My friends have given me the cold shoulder. MINNESOTA HISTORICAL GAINS THE APPEAL'S SOCIAL BEGUILT 4-It is the organ of ALL Afro-Americans. 5-It is not controlled by any ring or clique. 8-It asks no support but the people's. Hospitality. $2.40 PER YEAR. WHITE HOUSE PETS ANIMALS SENT TO PRESIDENT BY ADMIRING FRIENDS. Ultimately Find Their Way to the Zoological Park and Become Part of Great National Collection -Jackrabbit Chase. If all the animals and birds which have been sent by admiring friends as gifts to the president and members of his family had been allowed to remain at the White House that historic old structure might easily be turned into a menagerie and the grounds surrounding it into a zoological park. All the presidents, back to Washington himself, have had gifts showered upon them, and it was not unusual for these gifts to assume the shape of a wild or domestic animal. But it was not until the present occupants came to the White House that the custom of making presents of this character began to assume extensive proportions. This, the probable, to the president's known belief of everything pertaining to natural history, and to the further fact that he is a great hunter. His bent in this direction is handed down to his children. The gifts to the White House in recent years include almost every American small animal capable of being domesticated. With few exceptions they have been sent to the zoological park, there to become a part of the great national collection. Gifts of animals from friends in foreign countries are not at all infrequent. Only recently the president received from King Menelik of Abysinia an Arabian zebra and two ostriches. These can now be seen at the zoological park, where they have attracted wide attention. The variety of American animals ranges from white rats and mice to a cinnamon cub bear. A small lion has also been received. The arrival of the opossum, raccoon, or even a cat or dog has been observed, but passing interest among the younger members of the presidential family. Probably the most commented upon animal at the White House is the house cat, Slippers. She is different from ordinary cats in that she has six toes. Slippers is now a permanent fixture in the president's household. A parrot of the Mexican double yellow head variety is a pet of which all the Roosevelt children are fond. It is an exceptionally intelligent bird, and pronounces distinctly the names of the different members of the family. It has been at the White House for several years, and was especially fond of Mrs. Longworth, when she was a girl there. Its voice, shouting "Alice," has been heard ringing through the hallways. The story of how two Kansas jackrabbits found their way to the White House is interesting. They had been brought here from the west by E. S. Schmid. One day, while being fed, they escaped from their care. A wild scramble was made to capture them by the attendants, but their training on the plains of the Sunflower state stood them well, and they left their pursurers practically at the post. Reaching G street, at Twelfth, they separated, one going east and the other west, both through busy and crowded thoroughfares. Newsboys and messenger boys joined in the exciting chase after the land for a time business in that vicinity was held at a standstill. Both animals were large specimens, and as they spread out their long limbs many thought they were young deer. One of the rabbits was captured at a distance of more than two miles. The other took refuge in the White House grounds, where it remained for several days, affording an opportunity for several hunting expeditions on the part of the Roosevelt boys. As a means of capturing this rabbit its mate was taken to the White House grounds and turned loose, and it is said both are still there. Mr. Schmidt having decided, on request of representatives of the president, not to molest them further. Recent additions to the family of pets at the White House are two Angora cats. These were left to President Roosevelt by the will of a New York woman, who also made him ex-convict. The property was turned over by the president to the woman's relatives, and, as they did not care for the Angora cats, they were given a place in the household of the first family of the land. The Roosevelt children also have as pets several guinea pigs, but it is their dogs and ponies that give them the most pleasure. One of the dogs, Skip, was presented to Archibald while he was hunting bear and other big game in the Dakotas. The other dogs are Rolla, a big St. Bernard, and Sailor Boy, a retriever. Too Much Simplified. Members of the house in Washington were amused by an exhibit of simplified simplified the other day when the river and harbor bill was under discussion. In order to illustrate the argument made in support of a 14-foot channel from this city to the gulf Mr. Bartholdt displayed before the house and had placed upon a large easel in front of the speaker's desk a map of the Mississippi river valley, upon which the draftsmans had indicated the names of cities, rivers and lakes, spelled in a manner heterogeneous until the following places: "Sixo City," "Bulow," "Pittburg," "Louisville," "Missouri river," "Mississippi river," "Soupler lake." 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Distrust all who would have any one class placed before any other. Other republics have fallen because the unscrupulous have substituted loyalty to class for loyalty to the people as a whole.—President Roosevelt's speech at Little Rock, Ark. THE NOMINALLY WHITE As everything relating to the color line has become of most absorbing interest, it may not be amiss to notice the point that a great many of the statesmen and others who are cutting the most fantastic capers in reference to the matter, are not themselves really, but only nominally, white folks. This is especially true of the South, in which section a large proportion of the nominally white people have an ad-hoc belief that the early settlers in the South, Spanish and French intermarried with Indians. The case of Roife and Pocahonta was a prominent, but by no means the only instance of such an intermingling of blood. In Mississippi some of the most distinguished gabblers about purity of blood are descendants of an old part-Indian amalgamationist named Le Flore. Senator Tillman inquires: "Are we never to have an ending of war and its bitterness?" he exclaimed. "Are the people of the South and North never to understand each other and recognize the rights of both sections?" he asked. The senator's feelings were riled by an allusion to some one as a copperhead, when he made this inquiry. THE M. H. ION. GEORGE B. CORTELEY Who Been Secretary, March 4. One of America's Most Noted Men. A Shining Example to the Youth of the Country. HON. L. M. SHAW. Ex-Secretary of the Treasury Who is Now President of the Carnegie Trust Company. New York. APPEAL can answer the question. Its answer is that the bitterness will continue so long as the senator insults the North by stigmatizing its people as Yankees, so long as the Clansman is placed upon the stage and so long as the southern men give themselves such ridiculous airs as superior beings. In other words when southern orators and journalists indulge in so much fool gab and lying and find that it pays so well, the bitterness will exist. A SATURNALIA OF CRIME. Gordonsville, Va., has recently been the scene of a novel saturnalia of crime, of which the following are some details: It now appears that the men, who are seeking to evade the officers, perpetrated many hideous crimes and terrorized the women in several different homes. It leaked out to-day that at least two of the young women were the victims of the assault. The houses entered were those of Rev. F. A. Meade, W. A. Blakey, W. W. Scott, librarian of the Supreme Court, and Edward Davenport. In the latter home the two Davenport sisters were sleeping together. One of them succumbed to the chloroform, but the other awakened, and the intruders made their escape. It has been shown that the assassination of President McKinley was, in large measure, due to the articles published in the yellow journals; and it is probable that the South will find that many such incidents will occur in her midst, as the sequelae of the incessant reports of rapes which have been published in her newspapers. In the instance cited above, there is no doubt but that the villains were white men; but, if so, no doubt but that their crime was suggested by the many tales of rape published in the newspapers. ANOTHER RACE PROBLEM In the south almost one-half of the cotton mill operatives 10 to 14 years of age are illiterate and about one-fourth of those 15 to 20 years of age. The smaller percentage in the older group of operatives would indicate that a good many of these children learn to read and write after they are 10 years of age. But the percentage of illiteracy in the older group is still very high, rendering it probable that large numbers of these children are destined to remain illiterate for the rest of their lives. It is known to be a fact that more than one-half of the Southern Afro-Americans can read and write; and, of course, it is a fair inference that approximately, about three-fourths of the children of the race are partially educated. And, furthermore, labor in the cotton-mills is destructive of the vitality of the children. Moreover, the south derives but little new blood from the process of immigration. Southern statesmen would do well to consider these facts; as they indicate a solution of the race problem which they The Chicago Chronicle says: "That such specimens of the Caucasian race as San Francisco allows to govern it, specimens actually under indictment for crimes of which their fellow-citizens believe them to be at least morally guilty, should proclaim the inferiority of the Japanese race, may very well have added bitterness to what would in any case have been resented as an international insult." "But the whole blame cannot be thrown upon the "specimens of the Caucasian race." It is the constant teaching of all of our great statesmen, savants and theologians, and the fundamental proposition of our law makers that a "specimen" who has a white skin, is, ipso facto, superior to any individual of an off-color race, without any reference to the moral or intellectual qualities of either individual. In this country. You may be a knave, or be a fool. But don't be black, remember the rule. HAS SOME GOOD TRAITS. EH? Pine Bluff, Ark., was recently visited by a great fire which destroyed eight entire blocks. The citizens at once adopted measures for the relief of the victims. The Little Rock Gazette mentions the following incident: "At a meeting of the committee chairmen yesterday, President W. N. Trulock stated that several hundred dollars had been contributed to the relief fund by Afro-American residents of this city. Every donation from them was received unsolicited. As far as is known not one Afro-American family lived in the burned district." After all that has been said, the Southern Afro-American seems to have some good traits, don't he, Mr. Tillman? LAWMAKERS DOING FINE. What our lawmakers do when they are assembled in legislative capacity is usually well known to whom it may concern. But what they are doing when not in the legislative halls is often not so well known. So THE APPPAL gives a few items concerning them, which ought to be of special interest. Some of those mentioned are state and some U. S. officials. Senator Butt is on the rockpile. Representative Favrot is being tried for murder. Representative Goss for boodling. Senator Burton is in the pen. Representative Adams has just been expelled from his legislature for bribery, and etc., almost infinitum. One or two of the Southern governors have recommended the passage of a law, making attempted assault a capital crime; and, the Illinois legislature has before it a bill of the same tenor. This at least shows that the Afro-American of the south is not the only brute, but that white men are as much addicted to sexual crime as he is said to be. M. JOHN F. STEVENS OF ST. PAUL, Chief engineer of the isthmian canal, whose resignation is announced at Washington in a statement issued from the White House. P. B. J. I. McCLEARY OF MANKATO Retiring representative of the Second district, who succeeded Second Assistant Postmaster General Schellenberg. M. Bister of District Attorney Jerome, who takes special interest in Thaw case. She was formerly Lady Randolph Churchill. SIR CHENTUNG LIANG-CHENG Chinese minister to the United States, who has been elected president of the Washington Alumni Association of Andover academy. New Version of an Old Tale. In a recent number of a German magazine a writer offers a variant of the tale lately published in a book of children's true sayings which relates how two small girls tried to sit on one stool and one of them remarked: "If one of us was to get off this stool there would be, more room for me." The Teutonic version tells how a German sat by the bedside of his dying wife and murmured plausibly: "If it pleases the good God to take one us I shall go to Berlin." Watches No Longer Affected by Cold. "When a man's watch goes wrong in winter he is apt to think it is because the cold has affected it," gald a jeweler. "It used to be so, because the cold contracted the metal of the delicate balance wheel. But now this wheel is made partly of brass and partly of steel, like the compensation pendulum in a clock. These metals have opposite expansibilities and the result is that the balance wheel is always of the same size and runs with the same speed in all kinds of weather and the cold does not affect it." STUYVESANT FISH. Former president of the Illinois Central railroad, who denied implications of "crookedness" made against him by the Pacific railroad magnate. REP. CLYDE G. SPARKS. lowa legislator who will introduce bill to put under oath witnesses at hearings, and prosecute for perjury when truth isn't told. [Picture of a man with a mustache and a suit]. E. H. HARRIMAN. President of the Union Pacific System, who made senational charges against Stuyvesant Fish, former president of the Illinois Central. SIR HENRY CAMPBELL-BANNER-MAN. The British premier, has published in the Nation, a new London publication, an article in which he indicates his reasons for holding as baseless objections to the question of the limitation of armaments, at the approaching conference at The Hague. War Eagles in Demand. War eagles in unusual numbers have appeared in the neighborhood of Kaw City, says the Guthrie Capital. The plumes and feathers of these eagles are highly prized by the Osage and other reservation Indians. Shorty Boyd of Kaw City killed two eagles last week and sold them to an Osage for $18. Curative Value of Light. The value of light as an agent in curing diseases is becoming increasingly recognized. The latest development of the idea is the assertion of a medical man that the clothes worn by consumptives should be of a color which will allow the light to penetrate to the body. White materials, it is found, are the best for this purpose, and consumptives are consequently advised to clothe themselves in snowy raiment, either of linen, velvet, cotton or cloth. Where He Balked. "It was funny how they threw eggs and other deleterious matter at those Brooklyn comedians who were attempting to do an Irish stunt on the stage," said the fellow who likes to spring a fresh one now and then. "You know the Irish societies objected and—" "Yes, it was very funny," said the man who generally submits patiently, "but if you are going to make some crack about its being another bleat at playing the races I am going to leave you." Kennet Building An unsectarian Christian Institution, devoted especially to the education. College, New York College Preparatory and English High School courses, with Industrial Training. Supervise students in the classroom, provide physical education for girls and training. Aid given to needy and deserving students. Form begins the first Wednesday in October. For catalogue and information, address HOWARD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL DEPARTMENT Instruction is given by the didactic lectures, quizzes, clinics and practical laboratory demonstrations. Well equipped laboratories in all departments. Unexcelled hospital facilities. Knoxville College, Classical, Scientific, Agricultural, Mechanical, Normal and Common School Course, begins with theological, and Medical Schools. Fifty-two Dollars a Year will cover all expenses of board, tuition, fuel, rent, clothing, shoes, books, and matria for little girls and another for little boys from 6 to 12 years. Term b begins last Monday in September. Send for catalogue ' ' President of Knoxville College, 6 knoxville Town. BALTIMORE & OHIO R. R. ALL TRAINS VIA WASHINGTON TEN DAY STEAMPOWER ALLOWED AT WASHINGTON BALTIMORE PHILADELPHIA DEPOSIT TICKETS IMPEDIATELY ON ARRIVAL AT EITHER CITY 901 R Street. Knoxville College. Classical, Scientific. Agriculture. School Courses, together with Theological, and Medicine will cover all expenses of board, tuition, fuel, fuel and matron for little girls and another for little boy. Monday in September. Send for catalogue ) Presid- Tenn. TUSKEGEE Normal and Industrial Institute TUSKEGEE ALABAMA. (INCORPORATED) Organized July 4, 1881, by the State Legi- ature as The Tuskegee State Normal School. Exempt from taxation. BOOKER T. WASHINGTON, Principal. WARREN LOGAN, Treasurer LOCATION In the Black Belt of Alabama where the bachelor's wives three to one. ENROLLMENT LIST Enrollment last year 1,253; males, 883; females, 371. Average attendance, 1,105. Instructors, 88. COURSE OF STUDY English education combined with industrial training; English in constant operation. VALUES PROPERTY Property consisting of land, 50 buildings almost wholly built with student labor, is valued at $350,000, and no mortgage. NEEDS $50 annually for the education of each student. $200 for the college. $1,000 for $1,000 creates permanent scholarship. Students pay their own board in cash and labor. Students pay an amount for current expenses and building. Besides the work done by graduates as `class` reached through the Tugelae Negroe reached through the Tugelae Negroe Tuskegee is 40 miles east of Montgomery and 10 miles west of Alabama. Alabama is a beautiful, beautiful old Southern town, and is an ideal place for study. The climate is at all times mild and uniform, thus a great place for study. TILLOTSON COLLEGE The Oldest and Best School in Texas is the University of Texas at Austin, graduates of well known colleges in the north. Reputation unsurpassed. Manual training. In the course of music a special feature of the school is the advantages for earnest students seeking to work for colleges. Send for catalogue and circular to PEV. MARSHALL R. GAINES, A. M. AUSTIN. President. TEXAS A Practical, Literary and Industrial Trades School for Afro-American Boys and Girls. Unusual advantages for Girls and a separate building. Address New England CONSERVATORY **Wads:** all the advantages of the financed completely equipped Conservatory building in the world, the gk education, the training and association with the masters in the Profession offered students at the New England Conservatory of Music, and the courses can be arranged in Excursion and Oratory. **GEOURGE W. CHADWYN, Musical Director,** Conservatory of Music. BALTIMORE & O CHICAGO SAMSUNG CLEVELAND MARSHALL COLUMBUS MERIDIAN PITTSBURG CHICAGO CHICAGO ST. LOUIS LOUISVILLE ALL TRAINS VIA TEN DAY STOPOVER ALLOWED WASHINGTON BALTIMORE PHILADELPHIA DEPOSIT TICKETS IMPREDIATELY ON ARRIVAL AT EITHER CITY Defective Page F. J. Shadd, M. D., Secretary. Departments - Normal and Collegiate; Special attention to Vocal and Musical Arts; Specialization in Agriculture, Sewing and cooking. Healthy Location; heated by steam lighted by electricity; room, boathut, light, and heat. $80. For Catalog and Participation write to J. H. JOHNSTON, President. Agricultural, Mechanical, Normal and Common and Medical Schools. Fifty-five Dollars a Year, light and furnished room. Separate home title boys from 6 to 15 years. Term begins last President of Knoxville College, nowville GAMMON THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY ATLANTA, GEORGIA AIMS AND METHODS The aim of this school is to do practical work in helping men towards success in the ministry. Its course of study is broad and practical; its ideas are high; its work is thorough; its methods are deep, systematic, clear and simple. The regular course of study occupies three years, and covers the lines of work in the several departments of the theological institute, the leading theological seminaries of the country. EXPENSES AND AID Tuition and room rent are free. The apartments for students are plainly furnished. Good board can be had for holiday per month. Buildings heated by steam. Aid from loans without interest, and grants for college students who do their utmost in the line of self-help. No young man with grace, gifts, and energy, need be deprived of the benefits he has in this Seminary. For further particular address L, G. ADKINSON, D. D. Pres. Gammon Theological Sen- ATLANTA, GEORGIA. BRAINERD INSTITUTE CHESTER. S. C A normal and industrial school with a English education, and lay a solid foundation. The success and usefulness in every graded course of study, designed to give a thorough, symmetrical and complete Morristown Normal College SOWED ON 1981 Fourteen teachers, Elegant and com- mune. Department: College Preparat- ments. English, Music, Shorthand. Type- writing and Industrial Training. FIFTY DOLLARS IN ADVANCE will pay for boardroom tuition, lab- tation and incidences for the entire year. Eard $6.00 per month; tuition $2.00 per term. Thorough work done in each department. Send for circular to the president. Rev. Judson S. Hill, D. D. Morrstown, Tenn. SCOTIA SEMINARY CONCORD, N. C. This well known school, established for the higher education of girls will open for the first time. The school will be made to provide for the comfort health and thorough instruction of str. washing. Expense for board, light, fire washing, $15 for term of eight month Address Rev. D. J. Satterfield, D. D. Concord, N. C Midtown School Experienced Faculty Program, are in all departments, best Methods of Instruction, Health of Students, carefully looked after. Students taught to do manual labor and learn think. For catalogue and other information, write to the president, R.S. LOVINGGOOD, AUSTIN, TEXAS- OHIO R. R. NEW YORK PITTSBURG PHILADELPHIA BALTIMORE WASHINGTON LA WASHINGTON DOINGS IN AND ABOUT THE GREAT "FLOUR CITY." Matters Social, Religious and General Which Have Happened and are to Happen Among the People of the City. SATURDAY, MARCH 9, 1907. Gopher Lodge 105 L. B. P. O. E. W. Give A Grand Ball A. And Vaudeville Show At Hiawatha Temple Tuesday evening, April 2nd. A nice front room to rent at 674 St. Anthony Ave., corner of St. Albans. Don't forget the grand organ recital at St. James next Wednesday evening. Don't miss it. MONEY TO LOAN. On watches, jewelry, clothing, etc. H. Fegelson 408 Cedar Street. Mr. J. Q. Adams has sufficiently recovered from his recent illness to attend to his business. PIANO INSTRUCTION. Instruction given on the piano at the residences of patrons, or at 575 W. Central Ave. Prof. W. A. Weir. FOR RENT. Five rooms, upstairs, all modern conveniences, rate reasonable. Apply to George Davis, barber shop, Germania Life Bldg. When you wish a first class shine call at the People's Shining Parlor No. 12E. 5th street, Walter Porter, Prop. He'll shine 'em up for a nickel. Mrs. Frances Perrigrio entertained the Profit and Pleasure Club last Tuesday, the Club will meet at the residence of Mrs. E. L. Johnson. The Valed Tailoring Co. has added three rooms on the third floor of the building cor. 6th and Jackson to be used specially for their Ladies' Department. "The Avenue Girls" will be the attraction at the Star Theatre next week beginning tomorrow matinee. This is the best shows of the season. Matthee daily. ```markdown ``` Good for stoves, ranges and furnaces. Goes farther than coke. Reduces the fuel bill one half. Holmes & Hallowell Co. Seven, Corners. ```markdown ``` Dr. Valdo Turner has put in one of the latest scientific inventions in his office—the electric vibrator. It is a wonderful little instrument and a great pain remover. Anyone wishing any hair work, hair dressing, shampooing, manicuring, face massage, etc., call or address Mrs. Elizabeth J. Allen, 456 E. Seventh street. Room 2, upstairs. You are cordially invited to attend an indoors picnic given by the Womans' Guild of St. Phillip's church in the Guild Hall, Wednesday evening, April 3d. Admission five cents. Twas quite a surprise which was sprung on the audience at St. James Church, when the fim $1000 one was found to be set up in place fitting just like a bug in a rug. The office of THE APPEAL has been moved from the third floor of the Union Block, No. 49 E. 4th Street, to more commodious quarters on the fifth floor, front suite No. 236. The invitations for the Grand Entertainment and Ball of the Elks will be issue shortly. Hiawatha Temple is the place. Tuesday April second the date. A rare treat in store for all who attend. The Valet Tailoring Co., is renovating and removing the traces of the recent fire at its quarters 156 E. 6th and when completed will be sweller than before. Drop in and see for yourself. The Mecca Club members are so highly elated with the success of their recent party at Bowley Hall that they have determined to give another swell or for or Easter Monday, Watch out for it. 1 Shoes mended while you wait. at Jarvis, 354 Minnesota street. Half soies, 50 and 75 cents. Prices reasonable for all kinds of repairing. He can do it on short notice. Jarvis 354 Minnesota street. Richard Diamond and Charles Johnson who were arrested charged with an attempt to rob a store at 58 E. 11th street had a hearing in the municipal court Monday afternoon and were held to the grand jury. FOR RENT? Two nice rooms for mature wife or two gentlemen. All modern conveniences. Also nice barn for two horses with space for two vehicles, hay loft, etc. Terms reasonable. Apply at 607 Rondo street. The State Savings Bank, corner Fourth and Minnesota streets, is open Monday evenings from 6 to 8. Accounts can be started with $1. A little amount saved every week may some day stand between you and want. The members of Gopher Lodge of A REMINDER. THE STATE SAVINGS BANK Fourth and Minnesota Sts., St. Paul, insures not only absolute safety, but is an incentive to practice economy and put away cash simply when convenient. Interest compounded January and July each year at 3½% per annum. Assets Over $2,800,000.00. Trustees—Chas, P. Noyes, John D. Ludden, Kenneth Clark, John D. O'Brien, William Constans, Jule M. Hannaford, tm. Dean, Ferdinand William Gustav Willier-Thomas Fitzpatrick, Harris Richardson, Chas. G. Lawrence Elks are preparing to break all records in the coming Vaudeville and Bail which is to be given by them at Hiawatha Temple on Tuesday evening, April 2nd. Watch and wait for it. Dr. H. I. Williams, a graduate of the Chicago College of Dental Surgery has secured an office in the Phoenix Building, where he may be found from 9 to 12 a.m. and 1 to 5 p. m. Tel. N. W. Main 3214. SARATOGA CAFE, Mrs. Ella Smith, proprietor 352 Cedar Street. First class meals to order day and night up to 12 p. m. Regular meals: Breakfast 6:30 a.m.; Dinner. 12:00 m.; Supper. 6:00 p. m. Regular dinner 25 cents. The Valet Tailoring Co., has added another new feature that of caring for ladies' clothes on contract, for $1.50 per month. For this amount a lady can spend all per week sponged and pressed and a cloak or wrap once per month. Do you wish to be happy and have a good time? If so, you are cordial-invited to attend the social dances given every Tuesday evening at Keystone Hall, 1313 Washington Ave. south, Minneapolis. Lunch served. Admission free. Joe Eurist, one of the best ever, is now the proprietor of the 'California Wine Depot' and 149 E. Sixth street. Fine wines, liquors and cigars, case beer and family trade specialties. Everybody welcome. Phone N. W. Main 1148 L.Twin City 1505. Those of our patrons who desire to have matter published must get the same in this office not later than Thursday afternoon, otherwise it may be crowd? out. No notice will be taken of any communication that is not signed by the author. The Saratoga Cafe, No. 352 Cedar street is now under the management of Mrs. Ella Smith recently of 568 West 12th Street, serving meals at the latter number and invites all old and new patrons to her new place 352 Cedar street. --- T. H. LYLES W. B. ELLIOTT Res. 642 Rondo Res. 411 Univ'ty. Tel. Dale 617-J2. Tel. Dale 1454J. LYLES & ELLIOTT. Funeral Directors and Embalmers. 322 Wabasha St. Calls Answered Day or Night In Twin Cities. Active Pail Bearers Furished If Desired. Lady Assistant When Necessary. COLONNADE DANCING SCHOOL. Meets every Thursday evening at Wagner Hall, cor. Charles street and Western avenue, entrance on Charles street, Good music, good music. All the up-to-date dances tonight. A. Winsted, principal. Juils, the healer and savior of soles. 35 Minnesota street, says in one of his street car signs: "I can mend shoes better than I can call," and, if the sign is a fair specimen of his work as a writer, he's right, as he can mend shoes all right if he cannot write all right. MANDOLIN AND GUITAR LESSONS will be given by Prof. K. J. Hamilton at his studio 566 Cedar Court and at his residence. Stratification at family residences will be given in the forenoon and evening at the convenience of pupils. Terms reasonable. THE HOTEL ST. LOUIS. Mrs. Julla Hinson, proprietor, No. 317 Washington, up stairs. Meals.25 cts. Breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a. m., Dinner from 12:00 m. to 8:00 p. m. All regular meals 25 cts. All home cooking. T. N. W. Main 2215 L Everybody is wild over the new pipe organ at St. James church and as the first time it will be heard is next Wednesday evening everybody should be on hand. Prof. G. H. Pairlough and Prof. G. H. Pairlough will give a grand recital on that occasion. Tickets 50 cents, children 25 cents. Hamm's New Beer. This beer is so decidedly superior to any drought ever before brewed, that within the few days it has been on sale it has already attained a fixed place in public favor. Call for it. Hamm's New Beer. 100,000 barrels in stock. On draught from now on. Madam Nelle Hale will again resume the sessions of the Autumn Leaf Dancing School at Holcombe Hall, Minneapolis, Tuesday evening, March 11th. The sessions will occur. The regular sessions will be held on the second and fourth Tuesday in each month hereafter. SARATOGA CAFE, 352 Cedar street. Mrs. Ella Smith, Prop. Open day and night. Short orders at all hours. Steams, Ham and Eggs, Bacon and Eggs, Chicken, Oysters, Fish, etc. Sandwiches of gil kinds always on hand. Rise the Church and the theatre a speciality. Rates reasonable. SAFE DEPOSIT AND STORAGE VAULTS - We invite your inspection. It costs little to place your papers, books and valuables in absolute safety. Boxes can be had for $4 per year. Store your boxes, trunks, etc. with us. North western Trust Co. 138 Endicott Arcade. The State Savings Bank is now sandy enriched in its new bank building on Fourth Street near the corner of Minnesota opposite where it used to be. Their quarters are most modern and up-to-date in the appointments. Call to see the elegant building and incidentally begin a savings account. North Star Lodge No. 138 U. B. F, is preparing for a very large time on the occasion of the visit of the National Grand Master W. A. Gaines to this city May 14, 15 and 16. A grand banquet will be given at a popular hall and a great program will be given including the best speakers and musicians of the Twin Cities. ST. PAUL, GENERAL JOBBERS. No. 41 W. Exchange street, Tel. N. W., Main 2243-J, are prepared to do anything in the line of building, repairing, plastering and general jobbing. Spring building done about your house give us an order. Satisfaction guaranteed. Terms to suit. C. Beckwith, Manager. Mrs. B. Sears has resumed charge of the Tea Rooms, 581 Wabasha St., were she is pleased to meet old as we', as new patrons. The Tea Rooms will be open until late in the evening and are free to visit. Owers served any style. Sunday dinners a specialty. Pies, cakes, etc., made 10 order at popular prices. HOUSE CLEANING ALL its branches by the Twin City Old Line House Cleaning Co., H. C. Walker, manager, 552 Wabasha street. Storm windows and stoves taken down, cellars cleaned up, carpets taken up or cleaned on the floors, rugs cleaned, draperies renovated, in fact anything in the line of furniture. The notice by expert reliable workmen. NEW ENTERRISE RISE. The St. Paul General Expressing, W. Exchange, (formerly occupied by the Elk Co.) have added to their business General Expressing and Storage to be styled. The Beckwith Express and Storage Co. Excellent, dry storage rooms, arranged so that each patron may have instant access to his goods. Rates reasonable. N. W. Main 22.25% C. Beckwith, Manager. THE VALET TAILORING Co. No. 154-156 E. Sixth street, Owen Howell, proprietor. The most up-to-date place of its kind in the city. Clothing made to order, renovated, repaired, spongeed pressed etc. They have an elegant wardrobe. They have all the tools and deliver goods. They will keep your clothes in order for $1.00 per month. Gents furnishings of latest style always on hand. They have also established a laundry and are prepared to do anything in that line, best service for cigars, alcohol, smoker's parlor attached and all the best brands of cigars and tobacco and smokers' articles always on hand. Tel 3560 L. 2. The Mandolin Recital given by Prof. K. J. Hamilton and his mandolin club at St. James A. M. E. church Thursday evening was one of the most delightful works of the month. Hamilton was of course par excellence but the beautiful work of the club was a most pleasing surprise. The club consists of: Prof. Hamilton, Mr. Clos, Miss Medames Geo. Green, James McCoy, Miss Martha McCoy, dolls: Misses Harry Salisbury and Geo. Green, guitars; Miss Laura Cotton, piano. The club received encore after encore and at the close of the season. They certainly made a hit and living evidences of Prof. Hamilton's ability as a teacher. Mrs. Laura Claybourne sang delightfully, Miss Garnett read excellently, as also did Mr. Nel Larson, who sang solo by Mr. C. L. Warren was fine. The whole affair was delightful. Interest Rate on Deposits Raised to Three and One-Half Per Cent. Interest compounded semi-annually January and July 1st. Deposits res- ponsible for $5,000 to $5,000. Open during usual banking hours On Monday evening from 6 to 8. MEN'S SUNDAY CLUB. Program for Season Dec. 30, '06 to May 12, '07. MEETINGS. Every Sunday afternoon at 4 o'clock in the Nightingale church, Cedar Street and Summit Ave. SUNDAY, MAR. 10. SUNDAY, MAR. 17. "Migration as a Solution" Mr. J. H. Hickman, Jr. SUNDAY, MAR. 24. Book Review "Aftermath of Slavery" Miss Clara Howard SUNDAY, MAR. 31. Reading of the Journal Selections Mr. Lannie Jackson, Arthur Mr. J. Hickman, Jr., Mr. Earl Walker SUNDAY, APR. 7. "Ladies' Day Ladies Aid Society SUNDAY, APR. 14. Solo Solo "A Square Dea" Rev. H. S. Graves SUNDAY, APR. 21. Soprano Solo Mrs. Mae Scott Mason Book Review "The Sport of the Doos" Mr. F. L. McGhee SUNDAY, APR. 25. Reading of the Journal. SUNDAY, MAY 5. "Ladies' Dav Twin City Maids' and Matrons' Club SUNDAY, MAY 12. "The Drug Habit" Dr. Valdo Turner OFFICERS. W. T. Francis, President. R. C. Minor, Vice President. S. E. Hall, Secretary. J. E. Cloak, Treasurer. J. H. Hickman, Jr., Journalist. Dr. Wendy Turner, Chaplain. EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. H. R. Howard, Chairman. F. L. McHee, A. Worden Haynes. J. H. Hickman. Rev. W. D. Carter. M. W. GIBBS. GUMB'S CHOP HOUSE, 41 W.3rd street. Open day and night. Clean and quick service. Meals to order at all hours. Big dinner every Sunday beginning at 12 oclock. Blue points 30 cents doz.: 15 cents half doz. Oyster stew 15 cents. Fresh croppies and chitterlings. Central Annex Hall 116 West Sixth Street Monday Evening, April 8, 1907. Ticket Time: Five Cents. Patroness: Mrs. R. C. Howard, Mrs. E. DeBaptiste, Mrs. L. A. French, Mrs. H. Vincent. Mrs. M. J. Brown, Mrs. J. A. Roper. Special Notice: The members of the Entertainment Committee for the coming Elks entertainment are requested to meet at THE APEAL office Tuesday evening. March 12, at 7:00 o'clock. J. Q. Adams, Chairman The Fashion Tailoring Co. The Fashion Tailoring Company. No. 359 Jackson Street, William Martin Manager is prepared to do music, work at a retail renovating, renovating, repairing and repairing of men's clothes. They have a monthly contract system for those who desire it. They make a speciality of ladies' tailoring. Work called for and used by the company. Lowest prices for good work. Phone N, W, Main 188-J. THE STATE SAVINGS BANK. Total Deposits Over $2,500,000.00. The only bank in St. Paul exclusively for savings; receives deposits in sums of $1 and upwards, and compounds interest semi-annually. Open Monday evenings from 6 to 8. REMOVED. "Westward the Star of Empire Takes Its Way" S. W. Vanderwarker the pioneer of the ship from 45 E. th., to 7 West. 4th E. th., to 45 E. th., to 7 West. 4th E. th. This site is conient to all cars and is particularly handy for ladies who may order coal without going out of the shopping district, treatment, good fuel, and prompt service will be accorded to old and new patrons. Remember the new number "" Westward the Star of Empire Above the course of 4th and Wabasha. Announcement. The patrons of the Vatican Tailoring Co., 154-156 E Sixth street and the public generally, are hereby informed that Mr. Addison Davies now has full charges of our Laundry treatment and delivery of our work of all kinds. Both phones. Famous Resort on Lake Pontchairtin Had Historic Association. Spanish fort, on Lake Pontchairtin, between West End and Milneburg, is no more. Fire Saturday night destroyed the Casino and the old buildings which for the last century had withstood the assaults of the lake winds and which marked the spot where General Jackson landed when he hastened from Tennessee in 1814 to take command of the army which was to defend the city against the English. During the Civil war the fort was garrisoned with several companies, cannon were put in place and military precautions taken to make it a great defensive barracks, but it was never used. Many of the cannon are still to be seen on the grounds, half sunk in the earth and rusting in the shadow of the trees. Fifteen years ago the Spanish fort was a select summer resort. Here the old families of New Orleans especially loved to go. The rise of Defective Page west End, however, with its new attractions and new clientele, deprived it of its pristine splendor and gradually the old fort sank from public notice into oblivion. To-day it is remembered only as one of the old landmarks and interests attach to it only by reason of its historical association. Until last week, before the fire, few went there except for a good gumbe or a crayfish bisque. Fewer still went there to study its history, for other resorts held forth more enticing recreations than did the old pile. Saturday a spark from a passing launch in Bayou St John ignited one of the old ramshackle buildings. The fire was quickly communicated to the remaining structures and lastly to the Casino, which went like a heap of straw. CIDER IN A W.ELL. Wardinsky Pumps Apple Juice Out of an Old Well. A new method of storing cider is in vogue in the apple growing section of the Big Bend country, Washington. John Wardinsky, a farmer in southern Douglas county, has a dry well on his place which he lined with cement in an approved sanitary manner. This is used as a cider cistern, says What to Eat, placing the cider in it for storage through the winter. The well is equipped with a pump. Wardinsky formerly lived in the great apple growing section of Northwest Arkansas, and says that it is not uncommon for farmers there to keep cider in this manner, where it is favored almost as much as storing it in barrels. Convenience in drawing it for use is another argument favoring the cistern method. A chemical is used to prevent the cider from acquiring too great a degree of hardness. Fishing Line for Cod. "A fishing line worth $2,000?" "Yes, sir." "I don't believe it." "It's the truth. It's a codfish line. It's one of those lines to which you owe your Sunday morning fishballs and your less appetizing but equally helpful cod liver oil. These codfish lines, you see, are frogs, eight miles long. They have 4,880 books. They'll often land 2,500 fish. No wonder they cost $2,000 eh?" Deposits of Asbestos. Rich deposits of asbestos covering hundreds of acres and containing thousands of tons of the valuable material, have been located in the mountains of Northern Luzon, Philippines. Samples examined in the bureau of science, at Manila, says the Far Eastern Review, are pronounced excellent. In quality, the deposits are on hold today. The deposits are half between silica (both valuable deposits), and the fields of asbestos are within a few miles of excellent harbors. Great Blunder Eva-I declare, Archibald is such a dune! Katharine-In what way? Eva-Why, he gave me a new pair of skates for a Christmas gift. Katharine-Well? Eva-Then he gave Brother Tommy a pair, and now when Archibald and I go out skating by moonlight, why, Tommy is right at our heels. Good Housekeeping Gyer—That spinster aunt of mine is certainly the limit. Myer—How's that? Gyer—I presented her with a loud ticking clock recently and she sprints led the works with insect powder. Myer—What did she do that for? Gyer—To get rid of the ticks. Mean of Her. Miss Rose—My suitor is one of these literary chaps. You should see the beautiful letters he writes in which he tells how much he loves me. Miss Tabasco—Ah, I see; he is a joke writer. Easily Satisfied. "But," protested old Gotrox, "I do not wish you for a son-in-law." Well," replied young De Short, "If that's the way you feel about it, give me a good salaried position in your office and we'll let it go at that." In the Sanctum. Poet—What do you think of this little poem, "She Would Not Smile?" Editor—I think if you had read the poem to her she would have smiled. PLANTS THAT TAKE PILLS Big as Chestnut, They Contain a Tabid Food. A very large and sturdy orange tree was growing in a small pot. "If that tree," said the florist, didn't take pills it would require a pot as big as a bathhut to grow in. But it takes pills like a hypochondriac. "Chemists, agr'cultural experts now make plant pills—pills no larger than chestnut, that contain sustenance for six months, a kind of tabid food. These chemists analyze a plant's aisle and make pills of the constituent salts. The pills, included in a metal cover, are buried in the earth at the plant's roots, and the salts gradually dissolve and diffuse through the metal, giving the plants day by day the sustenance that they require. "Pills are also applied to weekly sticky plants, which they help wonder fully." Mr. O. A. Lawrence has opened a ladies', children's and gentlemen's furnishing and shoe store at 514 Fourth Street So. Mr. Lawrence is fitting up his store in the latest style and wisely the support of THE APPEAL'S readers and of his friends of its kind in Minneapolis yet satisfaction is guaranteed. If you wish holiday furnishings that are up-to-date call and see his line before buying elsewhere. Mr. Lawrence will be assisted by Mrs. Gibbs who will be pleased to show customers the latest furnishings and resident of Minneapolis four years and has a large business acquaintance. MINNEAPOLIS A WEEKS RECORD IN MINNESO. TA'S CAPITAL. The "Saintly City" and Saintly City Folks—Newly items of Social, Religious and General Matters Among the People. Gopher Lodge 105 I. B. P. O. E. W. Give A Grand Ball And Vaudeville Show At Hiawatha Temple Tuesday evening, April 2nd. Mrs. J. N. Sellers has been on the sick list for the past week. The Wyman Home Circle met last Wednesday with Mrs. Duncan. The bible institute meets at St. James church each Tuesday evening. Drink Golden Grain Béit Beer. Mr. W. L. Hardy of Excelsior, Lake Minnetonka is dangerously ill at his home. The Wyman Home Circle will meet next Tuesday with Mrs. D. F. Danner 3102 3rd Ave. So. The Pastor's Aid Society of St. James' church meets every Friday evening. Literary programme. There will be a drama given at St. Peter's church, March 13 under the direction of Mr. Ed Hammond. The Pulpit Aid Society of Bethesda Church will meet next Wednesday afternoon with Mrs. Geo Barnett. The City Federation of Afro-American Women's Club will meet the 2nd Sunday in March at St. Peter's church. Rev. W. R. Boone D. , D pastor of Bethesda church will preach on the Race Problem, Sunday evening, March 16th. The Pastor's Aid Society of St. Peter's church will meet with Mrs. Fred Cunningham, 711 3rd Ave. S., next Wednesday. What's the matter with Hotel Dwyver 224 Washington Ave. S., when you want a good European hotel to stop at 23 all right. Drink Golden Grain Belt Beer. Mr. C. W. Dwyer, who for almost five years has held the position of head waiter of the Commercial club has tendered his resignation. The Saratoga Cafe No. 352 Cedar street. St. Paul, is the place to get nice home cooked meals. When you visit the saintly city bear that in mind. St. Thomas Mission 5th Ave. and 9th Str. So. Services every Sunday afternoon at 4 o'clock, Sunday School at 3. Rev. A. H. Lealtad, Rector. All welcome. --- HENRY GEORGE CIGAR 5c. Winston, Harper, Fisher Co. --- Mrs L. Spence of Montreal, Canada, has been the guest of Mrs. Gee. Barnett for the past week. Mrs. Spence was called here to attend the funeral of her father Mr. B. C. Chestney. Don't forget that the Colonade Dancing School, Prof. Arthur Winstead, principal, at Wagner Hall, St. Paul, cor. of Charles and Western ave. hold regular weekly dances every Thursday evening. Admission 25 cents. Do you wish to be happy and have a good time? If so, you are cordially invited to attend the social dances given every Tuesday evening at Key West. You can attend south Lunch served. Admission free. Drink Golden Grain Belt Beer. Madam Nellie Hale will again resume the sessions of the Autumn Leaf Dancing School, Tuesday, March 12th at Holcomb Hall, when the grand opening soire will be given. The regular sessions will be held on the second and fourth Tuesdays in each month hereafter. The masquerade ball which was given at the Anderson Dancing Academy Feb. 27 was a grand success in every room, with many maskers. Champagne punch was served and ten prizes given. Everybody enjoyed the occasion hugely. WHEN IN ST. PAUL go to the Hotel St. Louis, 317% Wabash St, upstairs for your meals. All home cooking. All regular meals' 25 cents. Breakfast from 7:00 to 1:00 a. m.; dinner from 12:00 m. to 3:00 p. m.; supper from 5:00 to 8:00 p. m. Tel. N. W. Main 2135—L. Mrs. Julia Hillson, Prop. The funeral of Mrs. Hester B. Coulter who died of cancer at her home 2204 4th Ave. So., took place from All Saints church last Monday afternoon at 2 P. M. Mrs. Coulter had been ill not a surprise to those who knew her. She is survived by a son and daughter, Willis and Miss Eugenia Coulter. Mr. W. L. Ricks has returned from an extended trip through the south, having visited all the principal cities and schools in the south. Mr. Ricks is very optimistic over the future of the race in the Southland, so much so, in fact that he expects to return in a few weeks to engage in business and make that section his future home. On April 16 and 17 there will be given a contest concert and supper by the gentlemen and gentlemen of St. Peter's A. M. E. Church at the church. On April 16th the gentlemen will give a stag and ladies will give a "Dove" concert and supper. Admission 15 cents each evening. It will be worth your while to wait. Fidelity Court, No. 345, Order of Calanthe, will give another Promenade Concert, Monday evening, April 16th, 1807, at K. P. Hull, 211 Hennepin avenue to which all friends and former patrons are cordially invited. A program of unusual merit, varied and interesting, is promised, and the committee will be pleased to attend an evening of pleasure. Watch for further announcements. COSMOPOLITAN MUTUAL CASUALTY CO. BRADLEY BLDG. ST PAUL, MINN. CLAIMS PAID. OUR BEST AD. O. D. CHARLESTON ..... $10.00 587 W. Central. WM. CANNON ..... 25.00 Vancouver, B. C. ED. R. SMITH ..... 14.00 362 Cedar. J. S. MILLS ..... 30.01 326 Farrington. Our Latest Claims Paid. OWEN $100.00 Owen Daven had paid in but $7.00. COSMOPOLITAN MUTUAL CASUAL TY CO. Keystone Buffet Kidd Mitchell, Prop. CHOICE WINES LIQUORS & CIGARS POOL AND BILLIARD ROOM 1313 WASHINGTON AVE. S MINNEAPOLIS MINN. DR. H. I. WILLIAMS DENTIST Room 405 Phoenix Building SEVENTH AND CEDAR OFFICE HOURS 9 A. M. to 12 M. 1 P. M. to 5 P. M. Sundays by Appointment. Tel. N. W. Main 3214 ST. PAUL, MINN. Tol. Main 1678—E. Dr. Valdo Turner PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Kendrick, Block 27 E. 7th. OFFICE HOURS. 9 to 11 A. M., 12 to 1 P. M. 3 to 5 P. M. Sundays 10 to 11 A. M. Res. 401 Marshall Ave. Tel. Dale 442-L N. W. 'Phones Main 2179-L Main 558-J2 SAMUEL G. THOMPSON Attorney and Counsellor at Law PRACTICES IN ALL THE COURTS OF THE STATE OF MINNESOTA. Wills, Deeds, Contracts Etc., skillfully drawn. Complicated Property Matters and Accident Cases a Specialty. 210 Ursdale Bldg. ST. PAUL. F E. REID E. REID J. J. HIRSHFIELD Wines, Liquors and Cigars. 40 East 3rd Street, Fri. 1949-J1. • ST. PAUL. FORD'S HAIR POMADE Formerly known as "OZONIZED OX MARROW" 80 The Ozonized Ox Marrow Co (None genuine without my signature) Charles Ford Press 76 Wabash Ave, Chicago, IL Agents wanted everywhere. SCULPTURE OF THE INDIAN. Only Three Specimens of Lo's Rock Carving Have Been Found One of the three known examples in the United States of the famous Indian "sculpture" on two of the immense rocks which form the "great falls" of the Connecticut river at Bellows Falls has been entirely obliterated, not a trace of the marking which recorded some important event in the history of the aborigines being left. The sculpture was a favorite subject of discussion for antiquarians and developed much controversy as to the manner and time in which it was made. When first discovered it consisted of a group of sixteen or eighteen variously ornamented heads plainly cut into the rocks. The main piece of work was shown on a flat space about fifteen feet wide and six feet high, and consisted of four heads each surmounted with a pair of rays and numerous heads without any decoration. On the other rock was one large head with at least eight rays, this head being fourteen inches across at the forehead. There may have been originally also an inscription, but if so it had become obliterated by the action of the water years ago. The markings were supposed to have represented a victory at or near Bellows Falls by four bands and their chiefs, under one principal chief. The fact that the action of the water has removed what was discovered on the rocks a hundred years ago indicates to not a few that much more of the record must have disappeared previously. ODD WAY TO COOL WATER. Nicaraguan Woman Has Process That Involves Severe Labor. When a native woman of one of the broiling hot little villages of interior Nicaragua wants to cool some water she sets about it in a way little calculated to cool herself. The average native woman looks frail and listless, but there is no suspicion of listlessness about her process of water cooling. She fills a half-gallon earthenware jar about two-thirds full. The jar is made of baked clay and, not being glazed, is practically porous, so that it soon becomes moist on the outside. By means of two leathern straps firmly attached to the neck of the jar the woman causes the same to rotate swiftly in the air. The mouth is wide open, but centrifugal action keeps the water from flying out. The endurance exhibited by the woman is marvelous. When the operator thinks the water is sufficiently cooled she stops the movement by a dexterous twist of her wrist and hands the jar to the man who has been waiting. It is said by this process tepid water can be reduced to the temperature of a cool mountain spring. Slow as Snails. At a district council meeting a member protested vigorously against the lethargy shown in commencing works which, he declared were sorely needed. A "scene" ensued, and the chairman tried to pour oil on the troubled waters. "Mr. —— must remember," said he, "that Rome wasn't built in a day." "I know it wasn't," retorted the protesting member, "and if this committee had had the work to do it wouldn't be built yet." Literally Speaking. Hil Harik—Heow be yore son gittin' along sence he went tew t'h' city? Si Meadowgrass—Oh, he's flourishin'. Hi Harix—I'm powerful glad tew hear it. What's he doin'? Si Meadowgrass—He's a-teachin' penmanship in one uv them business colleges. Monotony. "Wealth has its disadvantages," said the philosopher. "Yes," answered the man with sporting inclinations. "It must be very monotonous for a man to be able to bet $5,000 or $10,000 on a horse race without caring whether he loses it or not." Painting on Metal. Carl Lunde, a Norwegian artist, has made himself famous by painting on metal, an art even the Japanese have failed in, great as they are as metal workers. Lunde decorates ordinary tin with characteristic designs in colors and illuminates an ordinary tray or plate that would otherwise be cheaply japanned. The method is his secret and only one of many clevernesses he employs to render utility artistic and decorative. At the Seashore. The Ohio man and his friend, the Kentucky colonel, met on the beach. "Aren't you going to take a plunge in the surf this morning, colonel?" queried the Ohio man. "Nevah again for me, sah," replied the Kentuckyian. "I tried it yesteaday mawning, and accidentally swallowed neatly a quart of sah, sah." Thought Required. "People talk about the weather because they don't like to think," remarked the man who makes a study of conversation. "Not in this climate," answered the contradictory person. "You've got to keep your mind on it here. The weather's liable to change while you are talking about it." Good as She Could Get The new servant had presented her references, and the mistress read them over with a doubtful eye. "I am not quite satisfied with your references, Jane," she said. References, that "Nayter am I, mum," responded the stalwart maid, "but they're the best I could get." Not Much. "Won't you be glad when the election is over?" queried a gent passenger on a street car. "Not on your life," answered his companion. Since the campaign opened neither Carrie Nation, Elijah Dowle or Vesuvius has been heard from." THE BOSTON EDITOR CLIFFORD A. 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The honey eater is one of the commonest and at the same time hand-somest of the New Zealand birds, says the London Graphic. The neck is ornamented with a frill of curly feathers of a greenish color with white centers and the throat is adorned with a tuft of white feathers, which has gained for it the popular name of "parson bird," an appellation appropriate not only because of the decoration but because of the resemblance of its peculiar attitudes when singing to the gesticulations indulged in by exuberant lecturers when wishing to drive home their points. The bird is an excellent mimic and can be taught to repeat short sentences with extraordinary clearness and also to whistle short songs quite as well as a parrot. The late Sir Walter Buller told the amusing story that he was once addressing a large meeting of natives on a matter of considerable political importance and had been urging his views with all the earnestness that the subject demanded when immediately on the conclusion of the speech and before the old chief to whom his arguments were chiefly addressed had time to reply a honey eater, whose netted cage hung to a rafter overhead, responded in a clear, emphatic way, "Tito!" (false.). The circumstances naturally caused much merriment among the audience and quite upset the gravity of the venerable old chief, "Friend," he said, laughing, "your arguments are very good, but my mokai is a very wise bird and he is not yet convinced." HE PROVES HIS DEVOTION. Young Man Convinces H's Best Girl at the Dentist's. A dentist received a call the other morning from a couple whom he soon had reason to believe were lovers. The girl had an aching tooth, and as they entered the young man said: "Now, darling, the worst is over. Just take a seat and it will be out in a minute." "Oh, I daren't!" she gasped. "But it really won't hurt you at all, you know." "But I'm afraid it will." "It can't. I'd have one pulled in a minute is it ached." "I don't believe it." "Well, then, I'll have one pulled out just to show you that it doesn't hurt." He took a seat, leaned back and opened his mouth and the dentist seemed to be selecting a tooth to seize with his forceps when the girl protested. "Hold on! The test is sufficient. He has proved his devotion. Move away, Harry, and I'll have it pulled." She took the chair, had the tooth drawn without a groan and as she went out she was saying to the young man: "Now I can believe you when you declare that you would die for me." And yet every tooth in his head was false. Trouble. "More trouble," sighed McNutty, putting on his coat. "If it ain't one thing it's another!" "What's the matter now?" queried his good wife. "More labor troubles," answered McNutty. "Not another lock-out, I hope?" said the partner of his sorrows. / "No: it's worse than that," answered the alleged head of the house. "The boss has yielded and I've got to go to work again!" On the Job. At a recent public meeting of retiring councillors in a certain ward in a country town one of the speakers was boasting that he could bring an argument to a "p'int" as quick as any other man. On hearing this, one of the audience who was acquainted with the speaker shouted out: "Aye, man, Sandy, and ye can bring a quart tae a pint a guid bit quicker" Brilliant Idea. Hyker — Tapleigh, the dry goods man, has a scheme that keeps his store filled with customers. Pyker—Advertising scheme, eh? Hyker—No, not exactly. He keeps a parrot just inside the door that exclaims, "Oh, what a pretty young lady," every time a woman comes along—and, of course, the woman can't resist the temptation to go in and buy something. It Would Seem So. Gyer—Nature may abhor a vacuum, but she isn't averse to an occasional burlesque. Myer—How's that? Gyer—Well, for example, when she made the monkey she evidently had one eye on a man. "Who was that farmer whose beard you trimmed?" asked the man on the second chair. "Trimmed!" echoed the man on the third chair. "I didn't trim it. I pruned it." "No, he doesn't dare to praise her good looks any more." "Why not?" "Because whenever he did she invariably rushed down street and had her picture taken." Concerning Mistletoe. Bowery Liz—Us poor girls has no show. Why, de rich ones kin cover de whole ceiling. Too Well Known. Runge (at the bar with a friend)—I have just remembered that I haven't a cent on me." Schulz—That doesn't matter. You're well known here, aren't you? Runge—Unfortunately, yes. Health and Money Lost. "It is it true that Waldorf died poor?" "Yes. You see, he lost his health chasing after fortune, and then lost his fortune chasing after health." SHAROOD'S REZ Pneumatic Soles $5.00 SHOE THE IDEAL COMFORT SHOE HARM GLASSES EYE DEFECTS AND SYMPTOMS. Theeye may be too long in whole. Then we have the Myopic eye. Or too short in whole—the Hyperopic eye. Combine the two in one eye and we have Astigmatism. Properly adjusted glasses will correct these defects. Medicines or waiting, never. Symptoms that spring from these two simple eye malformations are manifold; such as eye, and headaches, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Nervous Debility, Chorea, Epilepsy and other ailments having their origin in lack of nerve force. We correct all Defects of the human eye that glasses will remedy. Charges reasonable. Satisfaction guaranteed. 387 ROBERT AND 109 E. SEVENTH STS. ST. PAUL. MINN. THE KNAPP SHADE ADJUSTERS Have your old shades rehug by the new meth od, and by which you obtain better ventilation, control the amount of light and secure privacy when desired. ORDERS LEFT AT THIS OFEICE WILL RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION A CALL EYE DEFECTS A Eye defects are few—symptoms can be but two defects. The eye may be too long in myopic eye. Or too short in whole—the Combine the two in one eye. Properly adjusted glasses, Medicines or waiting, new Symptoms that spring from formations are manifold; such gestion, Dyspepsia, Nervous or other ailments having their own. We correct all Defects of will remedy. Charges reasonable. HARMS OCULO CURES SOUTH F. H. HAR OPTION 287 ROBERT AND 109 E. SEVENTH VENTILATION LIGHT THE KNOW W. P. O. BOX 13 Have your od, and b lotion, se ORDERS LE modern brewery in every respect is the BIG Hamm BREWERY We have every facility for making and do make the Best Beer on the market. Case or draught. MOST WORSHIPFUL GRAND LODGE OF MINNESOTA, F. F. AND A. M. R. S. BROWN, GRAND MASTER. 405 Century Blidge, Minneapolis, Minn. JOSE H. SHERWOOD, GRAND SECY. 130 W. Arch St. St. Paul, Minn. PIONEER LODGE No. 1, A. F. and A. M. meets first and third Mondays of each month at Wagner Hall, cor. Charles street and West Avenue, at 5:00 p.m. F. L. Phelps, W. M.; L. F. De Lyons, Secy. 660 Temperance street. PERFECT ASHLAR LODGE NO. 4, A. F. and A. M. meets second and fourth Tuesdays at Wagner Hall, cor. Charles street and West Avenue, at 5:00 p.m. W. D. Carter, W. M. 1000 Iglehart street. Jose H. Sherwood, Secy. 130 W. Arch St. Jayes Lodge No. 6. K: of K. meets first and third Tues- coror of University and Far- rington Avenues, at $:00 clock of Knights of Knights in good standing always welcome. John H. Hayes. C. C., R. W. Gully. K. of R. and S. meets first and third Tuesday tuesday, of University and Par- rington Avenues, at 8:00 o'clock P.M. K. Knights of Washington and standing alway as seasons. John H. Hayes, C. C. R. W. Gully, K. of R. and S. 389 Rondo. BIDDLE CIRCLE, LADIES OF G. A. R meets first and third Tuesdays of each month in Supreme Court room, old cap- tul building. Mrs. M. J. Leavitt, Pres. Mr. J. R. White, Seyc., Phoenix Bldg. FIDELITY COURT OF CALANTHEN NO. 345, N. A. S. A. E. A. A. and A. meets first and third Tuesdays of a k of P. Hall, 211 Heinemin Ave. Minneapolis. Mrs. Ione E. Gbbus. W. C. Mrs. Arlivia C. Watson, R. of D. 3040 Findley Place. GOPHER LODGE NO. 105. I. B. P. O. E. of the World, meets second and fourth Thursday in each month at Cen- ral St. Bul. H. Lyles, E. R. C. E. Charl- ston, Secy. M. 607 Anthony Ave. PILGRIM BAPTIST CHURCH, Cor. 12th and Cedar, Sunday services: Preach at school at 12:30 o'clock, School at 12:40 o'clock, Wednesday evening general prayer meeting. Friday evening study Sunday school lesson. Funerals at W. D. Carter, Pastor. 1000 Iglenart. ST. JAMES A. M. E. CHURCH COR. Fulley and Jay streets. Sunday services, 11:00 a. m.; 7:30 p. m. 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