The Appeal

Saturday, April 20, 1907

St. Paul, Minnesota

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THE APPEAL KEEPS IN FRONT BECAUSE: 1- It aims to publish all the news possible. 2- It does so impartially, wasting no words. 3- Its correspondents are able and energetic. BRYCE IS HIGHEST PAID OF BRITISH DIPLOMATS BRITISH EMBASSY, N STREET AND CONNECTICUT AVENUE, WASHINGTON. VOL. 23. NO. 16. BRYCE IS HIGHEST OF E By Advancing Salary to $5 Makes Washington P England has just paid to Uncle Sam the greatest compliment of his diplomatic history. Johnny Bull takes off his hat, and announces that in the importance of relations with England, the United States is the foremost government of the world. This announcement has not been made in so many words, but in a far more substantial manner, its truth is attested in solid cash, for besides picking out one of its foremost citizens as ambassador, England has just raised his salary till it is the highest paid any diplomat in the service of King Edward. Mr. Bryce, who has just taken possession of the British embassy, will get $50,000 salary every year that he represents England in this country. This is as much money as good to President Roosevelt for conducting the affairs of this nation. It is three times as much as Ambassador Reid, who represents Uncle Sam at the court of St. James, gets for his year's toil. But the fact most important is that the $50,000 stipend is $5,000 more than the English ambassador to France is paid, and he was heretofore ranked as the most important of British diplomats. This is a most profound recognition of the position of commanding importance the United States has taken in the world's councils. When after the struggle for freedom in the days of " 76, the arms of the American colonists had been crowned with victory, and the mother country grudgingly conceding independence, sent a minister to the new republic, that individual was counted one of the least significant of English diplomats, and probably thought himself lucky to draw one thousand pounds per year. MRS. JAMES BRYCE. Even till the triumphant ending of the War of the Rebellion proved the enduring capacity of the young republic, and demonstrated a fighting power that Europe had not dreamed of. Britain still adopted the attitude of indifference, sometimes unconcealed contempt for the government at Washington, and the men who came here were not only of minor caliber socially and mentally, but were underpaid compared with the diplomats who conducted negotiations with the mother country at Berlin, Paris and St. Petersburg and Vienna. The coming of Paunecfeote started a new era, that was completed when the BRITISH EMBASSY. A Job's Comforter. "A horse is a man's best friend," said the man who likes animals. "Yes," answered young Mrs. Torkins with a sigh, "but when he gets on the race track he is liable to prove one of those fool friends who make so much trouble. Big Bird of Prey. The largest bird of prey in the world is the bearded vulture, which measures, from wing tip to wing tip, as much as nine or ten feet. Spanish-American war forced the United States to the forefront diplomatically, and forged chains of friendship between the United States and Great Britain that had not up to the time been deemed a possibility. For many years Washington was ranked with St. Petersburg as a post of diplomatic importance, and the salary was the same, $39,000, but now it has gone into the lead, and Bryce is the costliest man among Britain's envoyes. At the present time the new ambassador and his wife are expending $10,000 allowed them by England to rett the embassy. He is finding it congenial work, for he is in love with his new post, and expects to spend many more years here. Bryce is one of the first men ever sent to Washington from England who comes as a close friend, who has always admired the United States, and openly voiced his admiration at home among many of those who do not—or did not—share it. Mr. Bryce comes less as a diplomat than as a foremost English statesman, who regards Americans as kinsmen. For thirty years he has been accepted by Britons as the foremost authority on all matters pertaining to the United States. His book on the American commonwealth is a classic in the history of the country and could have created the subject more understandably or with better justice an enthusiasm for the country's institutions. In fact it can be truthfully said that Bryce knows more about America than the majority of Americans. Nevertheless the new ambassador has not been among those who talk mawkishly of "hands across the sea," and advise armed alliances. As a matter of fact he has always opposed and "ententes" between the two countries, and preached that an honorable, but entirely independent friendship, was the best possible basis of relations. It is a curious fact that in most of his attitudes on important public questions Bryce has been on the same side that has been popular in the United States. He is strongly in favor of home rule for Ireland, he opposed the Boer war, even though the act cost him many of his friends at home, he advocated the cause of the oppressed Bulgarians in the eighties, and the Armenians in the nineties. His opposition to the Boer war is a remarkable chapter, for prior to its out break he was the closest friend and ardent champion of Cecil Rhodes. He always argued that Britons residing in the Boer country had a right to some voice in the government toward the support of which they were heavily taxed, but when the war came he changed his stance and legitimate cause for conflict had not existed. He bore the reproach of being pro-Boer without protest, and fought the conflict to the end. When Mr. Balfour resigned office at the end of 1905, Sir Campher-Bannier man appointed Mr. Bryce chief secretary for Ireland, and it was the painstaking work of Bryce in this post that commended him for selection to the highest priced place in the gift of the British crown. The new ambassador is thorough. He lives every detail. During his time in Ireland, he filled his mind with information that made him invaluable at all councils. It will be the same at N STREET AND CONNECTICUT AVENUE Among City Landlords. Smith—I don't know what we fellows are going to do. All the tenants go to the country. Jones (sadly)—Yes, I know. I read in a scientific paper the other day that all cities hereafter would be built in the country. When It Began. "Has your parrot used profanity long?" "Only since my husband got an au- tomobile." THE APPEAL. Washington though he starts with the prime advantage of knowing the subject well already. President Roosevelt especially welcomed the appointment of Mr. Bryce, because of the mutual admiration that exists between the two men of letters. Indeed, the bond of friendship is very close, as Mr. Bryce is not only a bushy man, but an athlete, after the president's own heart. In view of the close affiliations of Mr. Bryce with the people of his new post, it is also interesting to note that Mrs. Bryce is descended of American stock, her maternal grandfather having been Samuel Stillman Fair of Boston, Mass, who went to England early in the last century, and became the Liverpool partner of the famous firm of Baring Brothers. Mrs. Bryce has long taken an interest in matters, and also in social problems. Although sixty-eight years of age, Bryce still remains quite an athlete. He is a good walker, a fair golfer, and owns a motor car. JOHN H. HARRIS UPPER HALF ONLY IS READ. Lower Part of Letters of Little Con- sequence, Saves a Printer. "Did you ever think," said an old printer, "that we really notice only the upper halves of the letters. The lower halves are in many cases only the stems, the remanders of ornamental flourishes which have been gradually reduced in size and length, and aer now meaningless. "Take, for instance, the heading of a paper. Cover up with a blank sheet the lower half of the letters and even if you did not know what they were you would have no difficulty in reading the words. Now reverse the process and cover the upper half and if you did not know the words it would be impossible to make out the letters. This fact is even more plainly seen in the case of the Roman letters used for headlines. An L might be mistaken for an I, but nearly all the other letters are so plainly indicated by the shape of the upper half that the lines may be read without difficulty. "In their zeal for reform and economy the advocates of the new spelling might make this idea useful, and instead of abolishing a few letters in a few words they might cut off the lower quarter or half of every letter and so save 25 per cent." Out of the Dust, Eva-Have you decided to accept the young man, Katharyne? Katharyne-No; at present I look upon him merely as a pack of cards. Eva-A pack of cards? Katharyne-Yes. If he has the long green I shall make a deal. Eva-And if he has not? Katharyne-Then I shall cut him. UE. WASHINGTON. In Future Washington. Senator Oldschool — Who is that young man at Senator Steele's desk? Senator Grabbit—Oh, that's Steele's secretary. Steele has two or three franchise grabs that he's trying to get through at home, and hadn't time to come here in person. Proved a House of Cards. Kind Old Gent—What do you mean by saying your occupation is gone? Soulweary Samuel—They've pulled down the house I used to lean against. --- PRINCESS HENRY OF KLESS THIRD ENGLISH BEAUTY Charming Lady Pole-Carew is England's foremost beauty. Hundreds of individuals have thought so for the last five years, but now it is all officially settled. No one man was entrusted with the task of deciding such a momentous question. Even Paris himself who made the historic decision between Juno, Venus and Minerva, would probably have shrunk from picking out from the many entries the one daughter of Britain who excelled all the others. Instead a popular vote was held with this result: 1. Lady Pole-Carew. 2. Lady Helen Vincent. 3. Princess Henry of Pless. 4. The Duchess of Sutherland. 5. Julia Neilson. 6. Evelyn Millard. The vote that resulted in this choice was an honest one, for it represented a popular poll, everybody being permitted to vote from king to beggar. King Edward himself took a keen interest in the outcome of the ballot, and it is even whispered that he cast a vote, but which of the fair dames of his realm received his suffrage is a secret that he probably would not have disclosed for a liberal percentage of his royal allowance. Even Edward's popularity could hardly survive the resentment of those he overlooked. The choice of Lady Pole-Carew is popular, for she has long been pictured as the typical British beauty. Moreover, she has a great personal following, part of which probably results from the valorous part her husband, Gen. Pole-Carew, played in the war against the Boers. The wedding of PRINCESS HENRY OF PLESS Pole-Carew and Lady Beatrice took place in 1901, after he had returned from war crowned with laurels. She was the daughter of the marquis of Ormond. The head of the winner of the contest is superb. It is classical in outline, the nose and mouth being purest Grecian. Her neck and shoulders are magnificent, and the hair is one lustrous mass that falls in ringlets over her eyebrows, and clusters in a huge coil on the back of her neck. Lady Beatrice ascribes her perfect complexion to the breezes of Ireland which famed her cheeks during her girlhood days. She is a much travelled woman, and among her possessions is an uncut rub presented to her by the shah of Perisia, when as a child she visited his court with her parents. She lives in Boro castle, one of the loveliest of Erin's many picturequeen country seats. Sir Edward Vincent, a prominent figure in British politics, is the husband of the winner of the second prize, Lady Helen Vincent. She is a daughter of the first earl of Faversham. Sir winner of the third prize is more or less connected by birth with the United States. Her mother, Mrs. Cornwallis West, was a famous Irish beauty of a quarter of a century ago, and her brother married Lady Radcland Churchill. The Princess of Pless is famous for more than her beauty. She is a literary woman, whose ability is recognized by the most crudite of Johnny Bull's critics. She is generally credited with having written the immensely successful "Elizabeth in Her German Garden." Fourth place also went to a literary woman, the Duchess of Sutherland. This super lady possesses an intellect as flashing as her face and figure are beautiful. She wrote a play that, while it failed, "The Conquerors," Defective Page MINNESOTA HISTORY SHE SOCIETY. APPEAL STEADILY GAINS BECAUSE: 4- It is the organ of ALL Afro-Americans. 5- It is not controlled by any ring or olique. 6- It asks no support but the people's. critics admitted had much in it that was worthy of note. The Duchess of Sutherland is a sportswoman, too. She can manage the tiller of her husband's costly yacht, "Nana;" is a golfer and horse-woman. The winners of the places in this contest of beauty represent many types. Lady Pole-Carew is the purely classical, Lady Vincent is distinctively Mary THE NEW YORK TIMES Mary LADY BEATRICE POLE-CAREW, Voted most beautiful woman in England. English, after the fashion that Ameri- cans are sometimes inclined to think rather insipid. There is much of the Irish in the blonde, violet-eyed Princess Henry of Pless. The Duchess of Sutherland is notable for a wonderful pair of eyes, a perfect Cupid's bow mouth, a wealth of hair and a face that is a flawless oval. A beauty contest held in the United States would probably see comparatively few votes cast for the owners of the nation's wealth, not that prejudice would withhold them the suffrages, but because the American of the middle classes but seldom gets a chance to see the women of the upper ten. England's aristocrats mingle more among the poor than the wealthy women of the United States do. Thus probably 50 per cent of the London workmen know all four of the winners of the contest by sight. Actresses would probably have monopolized the vote in an American beauty contest. Two of them were placed in the English vote, but they ranked fifth and sixth. The first of the pair is very well known in Uncle Sam's realm, Julia Neilson, and if she were only good enough to be placed fifth, it speaks volumes for the pulchritude of those who were rated above her. Lady Pole Carare had more votes than her next two opponents put together. Lady Warwick fell just short of the total required to give her sixth place. Many gallant Britons voted for Queen Alexandra, though the latter, now a grandmother, laughed at the idea that she should be rated with beauties. Be this as it may England's queen is still a beautiful woman. A A MARIA MAYORA LADY HELEN VINCENT; Who won second honor in beauty contest. --- SHUN HOODOO DESK CLERKS AT WASHINGTON ARE SUPERSTITIOUS. No One Cares to Work at Places That Seem Marked Out for Misfortune—Doorkeeper's Post an Example. A series of misfortunes involving dismissals, resignations and deaths in the executive departments in Washington often develops what is known as the "hoodoo desk," says the Washington Post. A desk comes under suspicion after a dismissal of two from the service or after several transfers or resignations, and if there should occur several deaths among the occupants of the desk in the course of a year or two it is designated as the hoodoo desk, and no one in that room cares to do clerical work at it. In a room filled with clerks the hoodoo desk is easily recognized, for it is most generally occupied with the surplus books and general litter of the daily routine work. The desk may remain unoccupied sometimes for months, until some new clerk comes into the room and is assigned to it, provided there is another waiver desk in the room. Bureau officials generally assign a new clerk to the hoodoo desk if it can be done. In fact, the desk is apt to remain without an occupant until radical changes in the personnel of the office cause its reputation to be forgotten. In one department there is a hoodoo desk from which four clerks have died in the last two years, two have resigned, one has been dismissed and three have been transferred. Therefore, no one cares to occupy it now. A $1,200 clerk said several days ago, in a half-hearted way, that he would move from his present room and try it for awhile if they would promote it to $1,800. He said afterward, however, that he had merely paid. There are other hoodoos in Washington. Some years ago a doorkeeper's post in the war department building came under the ban and it was a source of considerable annoyance to the officials. At this particular door the first misfortune was death, the second dismissal, the third holder of the post lost his wife by death and finally伤 and broke a limb, and the fourth appointee in succession lost a child and then resigned. This resignation kept the place vacant for a time, as no one could be induced to take it. The place had to be filled by calling on the civil-service commission for some one from the outside. Perhaps the most conspicuous case of a hoodoo desk in any one of the Washington city departments was that in a succession of misfortunes came to private secretaries of one of the assistant secretaries. Several deaths and other misfortunes made the place dreaded. Unfortunate Twins There is a colored woman who resides in one of the courts in the northwest section of Washington, and who has a pendant for bestowing upon her children unique Christian names. She has named one of her girls Ambrosia and another Cymballine, while her eldest boy bears the cognomen of Prince Edward. It recently occurred to her that "pickaninny, make a good prefix for her next girl, and she should apply it. But recently she became a mother of twin girls, and one of her friends called to see her and queried: "Now, 'Liza, you done got two gals; whatgweinny ter name um?" "Well, Susanna, you know Ise stuck on dat name Pickaninny, and Ise gweinny ter arrange it so's I can gib it to my two twins. Ise gweinny ter name one ob dem gals 'Pickle' and de oder 'Ninny', an 'dat' make de whole word—Pickaninny." Rumor Busy With Carliele. The Hon. John G. Carlisle, who has an intermittent residence in Washington, daughter-in-law and granddaughter at a handsome home in K street, presents him years ago by his Kentucky admirer not taxy with the soft impeachment when the beautiful Mrs. Logan of Virginia, sister of the Hon. St. George Tucker, president of the Jamestown exposition. When asked directly, "Is it so? Mr. Carlisle, the distinguished widower warily slips on a kindly mask of imperturbability and makes a reply of adroit noncommittalism. Hence —?" Mrs. Alice Longworth is taking her place as a hostess in Washington society and her Tuesday at homes are becoming one of the weekly features of the capital. It is an open secret that Mrs. Longworth has political ambitions for her husband and, perhaps she is not far wrong in believing that one of the open doors to political engagement is to be found in the social observances for which she is so well fitted. A Breath From Berlin. "What did he do, Mr. Chairman," said an excited speaker at a recent political meeting in Berlin, "when he found the ship was sinking? Did he nail his colors to the mast and stand by the old flag? No, sir; he got out and ran away." "We will," shouted an inspired solemn, "was really a German "burn all our ships and with our sail unfurled will steer boldly out into the illimitable freedom!"—Illustrated Zeitung. No man ever surprised a woman by telling her that he loved her. HAVE YOUR SEND THE APOCALYPSE THE APPEAL, A NATIONAL AFRO-AMERICAN NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY ADAMS BROS. EDITORS AND PUBLISHERS 49 E. 4th St., St. Paul, Minn. ST. PAUL OFFICE, No. 110 Union Blk. 4th & Cedar, J. O. ADAMS, Manager. NEAPOLIS OFFICE, City Loan Bldg. Room 1020 HALVEY B. BURK, Manager. CHICAGO OFFICE, 323-5 Learborn St., Suite 510, C. F. ADAMS, Manager. 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In every letter that you write us never fail to give your full name and address, plainly written, pet office, country and state. Black ness letters of all kinds must be written on separate sheets from letters containing news or matter for publication. PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT. Treat each man according to his worth as a man. Distrust all who would have any one class of people, any other. Other republics have fallen because the unscrupulous have substituted loyalty to class for loyalty to the people as a whole. —President Roosevelt's speech at Little Rock, Ark. SATURDAY, APRIL 20, 1907. HILL'S POLITICAL ECONOMY. Prof. Wm. Hill of the University of Chicago, who is not a professor of common sense but of political economy is trying to make folks believe that he knows something worth telling about the condition of the Afro-American in the South. "The planter raises his cotton by Negro labor," asserted Professor Hill. "Before the cotton is grown he practically mortages the crop to the storekeeper in return for supplies on which the Negro farmer and his family must live until the crop is sold. "The cotton-growing Negro gets nothing ahead. His future is discounted that he may have the necessities of life." These conditions Professor Hill blamed on the Negro himself, asserting that with few exceptions Negro labor in the south is irresponsible and not to be depended upon. Now the United States Census report shows that the "cotton-growing Negro" has got millions of dollars ahead, but the professor of political economy has, apparently, never read that interesting production. And, moreover, all laborers from the President down to professors of political econ- W. H. H. Hon. Fred A. Busse was installed as mayor of Chicago at the regular meeting of the city council Monday night. His inauguration marked the accession of the first republican mayor to hold the office in ten years, and Mr. Busse becomes the first four-year-term mayor in the history of the city. The inaugural ceremonies were simple. Mayor Dunne, the outgoing executive, presented his final message, and introduced his successor to the council. Mayor Busse's inaugural address set a record for brevity, containing less than 200 words. omy, mortgage their services for supplies. THE OKLAHOMA CONVENTION. The rump convention of Oklahoma was one of the greatest burlesques ever perpetrated. A correspondent gives the following resume of the doings: National Guard in that vicinity, has reported to the war department that there are now organized thirty-seven companies, or three regiments, of these private soldiers, organized to combat rather than enforce the law. All of which shows that the Southern mania for lawlessness has about per "For eighteen days they debated whether they should accept the Constitution of the United States as their highest authority, and five days more were taken up with a discussion of whether 'Almighty God' or the 'Supreme Ruler of the Universe' should be placed in the preamble. Despite the fact that the enabling act of Congress stipulated that the constitution of the new State should conform to the United States Constitution and a republican form of government, provision for the initiative and referendum has been placed in the law in accordance with a pure democracy. Provision has also been made for the disfranchisement of Afro-Americans by means of stipulation that the legislature may change from time to time the qualifications for voters. Anarchy has been authorized by a provision which prevents a corporation from defending its property by armed men. In other words, a corporation cannot hire a night watch man." It was a regular Kangaroo Court. THE SEVEN VEILS. Our friend Tillman is very proud of the large audiences of Yankees which his lectures in the North attract, and boasts "sae rantingly, sae vauntingly," of that fact. But Tillman no longer holds the championship in that direction—a woman has knocked him out. On the stage she portrays Salome and dances the "dance of the seven vells," which meritorious performance consists of appearing apparelled in seven vells, of which she divests herself, one by one, during the progress of the dance, until she reaches what was the height of fashion in the days of Eve. When this performance was pulled off in New York, society tumbled over itself to get seats, or even standing room. Unfortunately, Tillman, "aint no woman." and can't dance "the seven vells." VIRUS PERMEATES COUNTRY. The startling information is conveyed in the report of an army inspector to the military secretary that the labor unions in the mines of Pennsylvania are organizing companies of troops to fight the State National Guard in case of labor troubles which involve rioting. While the situation is not unique, it is shocking. Capt. Whitney of the United States army, the inspecting officer who was sent to that section to inspect the State [Image of a man with a mustache and a suit]. [Image of a man with a mustache and a dark shirt]. BISHOP TURNER CHALLENGES TILLMAN. Atlanta, Ga., April 14.—At a union meeting of whites and cans, held this afternoon to promote a better understanding races, Bishop H. M. Turner, of the A. M. E. church, declare innocent negro blood had been shed to o drown congress. He by a challenge to Senator Tillman to a jury test with himself as the more education and refinement. Atlanta, Ga, April 14—At a union meeting of whites and Afro-Americans, the NAACP held a rally in the school cafeteria races, Bishop H. M. Turner, of the A, M. E. church, declared that enough innocent negro blood had been shed t o drown congress. He followed this rally with a jury test with himself as to which had the more education and refinement. National Guard in that vicinity, has reported to the war department that there are now organized thirty-seven companies, or three regiments, of these private soldiers, organized to combat rather than enforce the law. All of which shows that the Southern mania for lawlessness has about permeated the whole country. There was, at one time, in this country a solid mass of correct public sentiment which was a sure guarantee that such demonstrations as the foregoing did not mace the public peace to any alarming extent, but that time has gone by. Henceforth, our government must, to a large extent be that of the bayonet and rapid-firing gun. SECRET SOCIETIES "One phase of the Negro problem that is worrying the delta planters at this time is the influence on members of the race by the secret societies to which they belong. It frequently happens that large colonies of Negroes, two hundred or more in number, pack up and move without a word of explanation, and the investigation that follows usually shows that some labor agent secured their services by conviving with the officers or leaders of some secret society." All such phases of the problem are deemed by the delta planters as news worthy of great publicity. But such an item as that the Afro-American Masonic grand lodge of the state disbursed $87,000, last year, for the relief of the widows and orphans of deceased brethren, though published and widely distributed in the minutes, is not deemed worthy of the brieffest mention. Those planters ought to stop whining. We often hear the complaint that white people blame the whole Afro-American people for the misdeeds or crimes of a few individuals. This leads THE APPEAL to remark that this condition of things will never be checked until the race refuses to recognize men of no moral character as leaders. Hon. Galusha A. Grow, who died recently at Glenwood, Pa., served in Congress about forty years and was one of the wisest and most consistent friends of the Afro-American that ever served in that capacity. He was the "father of the Homestead law," by the operation of which millions of acres of western farm lands were donated to settlers. The Presidenth has appointed Rev Oscar J. W. Scott, pastor of Metropolitan A. M. E. Church, Washington, D.C., chapain in the regular army to succeed Chaplain Steward retired. Surely a good appointment. [Image of a man with dark hair and a neutral expression, wearing a dark suit with a white shirt and a black tie.] a meeting of whites and Afro-Ameri a better understanding between the M. E. church, declared that enough o drown congress. He followed this jury test with himself as to which had 5 HON·MAUD PAUNCEFOTE The Quiet Courage of Women By Maud Pauncefote. Manly Courage Usually Physical and Brilliant—Womanly Courage Long-Suffering and without Glory—Many Do Not Realize Their Bravery—Patient Endurance of Stratified Circumstances and Unhappy Homes—Disappointment Concealed with a Smile—Hardships Endured by Refined Women Whom Misfortune Has Overtaken. (Copyrights by J. B. Bowles.) (Hon. Maud Pauncefoe) is the oldest daughter of the late Lord Pauncefoe, first ambassador from Great Britain, and honorable and honorable career of her distinguished father in this country of the British emperor in Washington. The courage of men is one of the many wonders of the human race. If it were not for this indisputable fact the world would not be conquered and the greater part of it rendered habitable by the courage and industry of man. Especially in America do we know that the pilgrim has done. When we read of the hardest work gone by the pilgrims—women and men alike—and the struggle that went on to make homes for themselves and their children, we begin to understand that were it not for the indomitable courage shown by them the United States might not now be holding its proud position among the world's greatest nations. A witty lawyer once remarked that the pilgrim was the first to be freed. He said: "How few sympathize with the pilgrim mothers! Yet, added to all else, they had to put up with the pilgrim fathers as well." Women seldom have physical courage, though there are several historical instances of it. There was Joan of Arc. There were the women in Holland, who helped defend the cities against overwhelming odds. Even now, women are the papers of one woman protecting a house against a burglar or performing other heroic acts, but usually woman's courage comes out in a far qualler and a more long-suffering form, with no glory attached to it. Washington is a spot to make one reflect on the courage of women. To see the daily defile at 4 o'clock from the departments, where 1,000 women are magnificent, now that wage-earning for women is an established fact. No one knows what courage is needed for a woman constitutionally nervous to have to be on time early every morning at an office winter and summer, snow or heat; but the determination to do or die keeps them up, for the mainspring of a woman's life—love helps them along. There is little or sister or daughter are children whose very existence depends on the vigor of one member of the family. For them the woman works unceasingly, uncomplainingly and devotedly. The salaries are high in government employ; so, with some little addition, a manless household can get along, but it is a struggle. Then there is the courage of economy, which being translated means self-denial. The married woman or young girl not a wage-earner but one who works hard deprives herself of amusements and of all expenditure on self, stitching away with her own hands to save dressmakers' bills and buying nothing for herself except the actual MAY BE GREAT BEGINNING. Possibilities in Generous Gift of Mrs. Russell Sage. In our great Appalachian chain there are many mountains that have a slow and steady slope on their northerly side, but break off into a precipice, giddy, sun-swept and glorious, toward the south. The vast fortune of Russell Sage is like one of those mountains. How many cold, patient, sunless years Sage spent in pilling up that slowly climbing hoard! And now, if the benevolent hopes of Mrs. Sage are realized, it is to break suddenly away in a bewildering golden descent to the very doorways of the humble dwellers in the valley, bringing down its food of light and amusement. No one can doubt the essential benevolence of this gift, which is likely to be overcome. It will depend a good deal on the way the trust or foundation is administered. If the money is frittered away in finding out new ways to theize about the living conditions of the people it will simply necessaries of life—that means courage; for it is well known that shopping and clothes to the feminine mind are among life's temptations. No one enjoys economy, for it means self-denial and constant thought. It is aging and unbecoming; but quite unostentatiously women are often the ones who selfsels of half the fun which is given to more fortunate sisters, making no complaint and not realizing how brave they are in this daily battle. As women have to bring up the rising generation more depends on them personally than on men. It therefore behooves women to try to mold their own characters, above all to control their tempers, to avoid all feelings of favoritism, as children are so quick at finding out those things and as result become morbid and jealous. The initiative talent of children is the man woman of little control of character one recognizes the development of the weak character of the mother who failed in the training of the individual. Naturally as people grow older they can improve themselves, but grown people are rarely told of their faults and many faults are glaring to outsiders while the person is absolutely unconscious of their possession, accounting for the many nervous, selfish and uncontrolled women to be met. As mere experience drives the character, doubt, strengthens. Adversity is a hard taskmaster and in most cases what persons do not capture themselves they cannot realize for others. Of the many splendid and excellent charities and endowments given to America, with noble generosity by men who in many cases have made their millions themselves, as, for example, the Stanford university, the Yale University, the hospitals in New York given and dowled by private munificence, and the libraries now sprinkled over a large area by Mr. Carbegie, one gift which does not make so much stir in the world and one which fills a great need is Mr. Corcoran's Louise home, Mr. Corcoran was a great benefactor. After the war many women, accustomed to the hard life left in ad straits; so he built this fine mansion to give them the shelter that they had been accustomed to. Great fortunes are now frequently made and generous impulses are ever rising so that perhaps some day it may occur to a philanthropist that a house somewhat on the lines of Mr. Corcoran's thought would be a godsend in Washington. It should be an apartment house in which there was a few hard and fast rules, such as dividing families. There mother and daughter need not be divided, nor two sisters; they could have an apartment to themselves, perhaps paying a sum toward a general mess, in which case the rooms, the warming and the gas would be given free. Then the salary or annuity would cover expenses and care. If ever he be accomplished the place for it, for it is there that so many come whose professions bring them to the capital to live on salaries which die with the worker. There the army and navy, diplomats, men in all government employ go to live and they gather from all parts of the union, frequently ending their wives in Washington, leaving their wives and daughters unacustomed to work—in many cases with very meager annuities. If these could get comfortably housed, rent free, in a befitting manner they would get along comfortably enough without the daily struggle of life's battle. This charity would certainly help a woman, and give them a feeling of home and the ability of security which, with the hand-to-mouth existence they must lead. prove a dignified way of throwing to the winds the income of $10,000,000. But if it is used to apply the ax of keen, frank research and vital suggestion to the root of the evil of poverty, dullness, ignorance and vice, it may be the beginning of the end of the slum and whisky perversion of our civilization. The Essential Consideration. "Do you think there is any use in trying to convince people of the correctness of your arguments?" "It isn't necessary," replied the born orator. "They do not care for the correctness of my arguments as much as for the eloquence with which I present them."—Washington Star. "Did you ever try the stock market?" asked the eastern man. "No," answered Broncho Bob. "But its my guess that a deal in stocks would be far too far. I fare. You want to fight shy unless you know the dealer."—Washington Star. Defective Page Knowles Building. Boys' Hall. Stone Hall. Girls' Hall. Model Home. ATLANTA UNIVERSITY, Atlanta, Ga. An unsectarian Christian Institution, devoted especially to cultural education. College, New real, College Preparatory and English High School courses, with Industrial Training. Superior advantages in Music and Printing. Athletic for boys. Physical culture for girls. Home be naked training. Add gifts to study and develop students. Term begins the first Wednesday in October. For catalog and information, address HOWARD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL DEPARTMENT (Including Medical, Dental and Pharm acetic Colleges.) WASHINGTON, D. C. Thirty-ninth Annual Session will begin October 1, 1906, and continue eight months STUDENTS MATRICULATED FOR DAY INSTRUCTION ONLY. Four years' graded course in Medicine. Three years' graded course in Dental Surgery. Three years' graded course in Pharmacy. Instruction is based on the clinical lectures, quizzes, clinics and practical laboratory demonstrations. Well equipped laboratories in all departments. Unexcelled hospital facilities. All students must register before October 12, 1906. For catalogue or other information apply to Knoxville College, Classical, Scientific, Agricultural, Mechanical, Normal and Common School Course together with Arts, Naturalogy, and Medical Schools. Fifty-five Dollars a Year will cover all expenses of board and tuition. Fund will be raised by students and matron for little girls and another for little boys from 6 to 24 years. Term begins last Monday in September. Send 20 catalogue *) President of Knoxville College, Knoxville, Tenn. BALTIMORE & OHIO R. R. ALL TRAINS VIA WASHINGTON TEK DAY STOPOVER ALLOWED WASHINGTON BALTIMORE PHILADELPHIA DEPOSIT TICKETS IMPREDATEDLY ON ARNELLE AT EITHER CITY Knoxville College. Classical, Scientific, Agricultural School Corner, together with Theological, and Medicine will cover all aspects of North America, from India and martin, for little girls and another for little boys, Monday in September. Send for catalogue. President Ryan TUSKEGEE Normal and Industrial Institute Organized July 4, 1881, by the State Legislature. Registered State Normal School. Sewed from tax documents. BOOKER T. WASHINGTON, Principal. WARREN LOGAN, Treasurer. LOCATION blocks contain the values three to one. ENROLLMENT and FACULTY females, 371. Average attendance, 1105. COURSE OF STUDY Beglish education combined with industrial training in construction. VALUE OF PROPERTY VALUE OF PROPERTY Property Property is valued at $320,000 and no mortgage. buildings wholly built with a student labor, is valued at $320,000 and no mortgage. NEEDS $15 annually for each of the student, $200 enables one to finish the course; $1,000 creates permanent scholarship. Students pay their own board in cash and labor. building and building. work done by graduates as class room and industrial leaders, thousands reached through the Tuskegee Negro Conference. Tuskegee is 40 miles east of Montgomery and 135 miles west of Atlanta. on the Western Rail Tankers is a quiet, beautiful old ship that matures at all time old and uniform, thus providing a pleasant experience. TILLOTSON COLLEGE The Oldest and Best School in Texas for Colored Students. Faculty mostly in the north. Reputation unrumpassed. Manual music a special feature of the school. Special advantages for earnest students. Send for catalogue and circular to: PEV. MARSHALL R. GAINES, A. M. President. AUSTIN. TEXAS AVERY COLLEGE A Practical Literary and Industrial Trades School for Afro-American Bows and Clips and a women's avant-garde for Girls and a separate building. Joseph D. Mahoney, Principal. Allegheny, Pa. New England CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC BOSTON, Mass. All the advantages of the finest and most completely equipped Conservatory in the world, the attestation and association with the masters in the Profession are offered students at the New England Conservatory of Boston, MA. The Conservatory is located on Courts can be arranged in Eclectic and Onaty. GEORGE W. CHADWICK, Musical Director, President and Executive Director. BALTIMORE & OL CHICAGO CLEVELAND PITTABU COLUMBUS CHICAGO ST. LOUIS LOUISVILLE ALL TRAINS VIA F. J. Shadd, M. D. Secretary. Departments- Normal and College Practices, Special Educational and Instrumental Music, Theoretical Agri- culture, Sewing and Cooking. Healthy Location; heated by steam lighted by a terrific room, beam tuition, light and heat. $60. For Catalog and Part-time write to J. H. JOHNSON, President. Agricultural, Mechanical, Normal and Commu- nical Medical Schools. Fifty-five dollars a year light and furnished room. Separate home with boys from 6 to 10 years. Term begins last President of Ansonville College. Knowing GAMMON THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY ATLANTA, GEORGIA AIMS AND METHODS ALMS AND METHODS Theademe is a professional work in helping men towards success in the ministry. Its course of study is broad and practical. Its ideas are sight; the in the Anglo-medieval period are seen, systematic, clear and simple. CURSE OF STUDY Theademe studies three years, and covers the lines of work in the several departments of theological education. He had for seven dollars per month. Buildings heated. Tutition and room rent are free. The apartments for students are plainly furnished. God for God, had for seven dollars per month. Buildings heated. Aid from loans without interest, and gifts of friends, are granted to deserving students. A line of self-help. No young man with grace, gifts, and energy, need be deprived of this. In this Seminary. For further particular address L. G. ADKINSON, D. D. Pres. Gammon Theological Sen. ATLANTA, GEORGIA. BRAINER INSTITUTE CHESTER, S. C. A normal and industrial school with a bination, "work" success and usefulness in every vocation of life. Board and boarding halls are a thorough, symmetrical and complete MorristownNormalCollege Fourteen teachers, bishop and comm departments. College Preparatory Departments: College Preparatory Normal, English, Music, Shorthand, Type- writing and Industrial Training. FIFTY DOLLARS IN ADVANCE will pay for tuition and incidences for the entire year, Board $8.00 per month; tuition $2.00 per month. Thorough work done in each de- partment. Send for approval as president. Reward: Judson S. Hill, D. D. Tennant, Tenn. SCOTIA SEMINARY CONCORD, N. G. This well known school, established for the higher education of girls will open on Monday. It will be made to provide for the comfort health and thorough instruction of students. Expense for board, light, fire washing, $16, for term of eight month Address Rev. D. J. Batterfield, D. D., Concord, N. C. Progressive in all departments, best Methods of instruction, Health of Students carefully looked after, Students taught to do manual labor as well as thin. For children and other information, write to the president. R. S. LOVINGGOOD, AUSTIN, TEXAS. OHIO R. R. NEW YORK PITTSBURG WASHINGTON CHICAGO NASHVILLE LA WASHINGTON DOINGS IN AND ABOUT THE GREAT "FLOUR CITY." Matters Social, Religious and General Which Have Happened and are to Happen Among the People of the City. SATURDAY, APRIL 20, 1907. Mrs. R. C. Howard is on the sick list this week. Little Corine Durant has recovered from an attack of measles. A nice front room to rent at 674 St. Anthony Ave., corner of St. Albans. Mr. Charles Murray now has charge of the laundry department of the Valet Tailoring Co. Mr. and Mrs. F. B. Simpson have moved from 844 Payne Ave., to 578 St. Anthony Ave. Mr. and Mrs. John J. Hirshfield have moved from their house 578 St. Anthony Ave., to their new residence 721 Aurora Ave. One admission will admit children to everything in the "Streets of Paris" this afternoon at the Auditorium. Let them in. Mr. D. C. Cotton who went to J. Joseph Hospital quite sick week before last has improved considerably and is getting on nicely. PIANO INSTRUCTION. Instruction given on the piano at the residences of patrons, or at 575 W. Central Ave. Prof. W. A. Weir. FOR RENT. Five rooms, upstairs, all modern conveniences, rate reasonable. Apply to George Davis, barber shop, Germania Life Bldg. When you wish a first class shine call at the Peoples Shining Farlor No. 127 E. 5th street, Walter Porter, Prop. Heil shine 'em up for a nlckl. Don't build until you have consulted the architect and builder, the man who builds with the knowledge. 536 St. Anthony Ave. Mr. G. H. Evans, carpenter and builder. 536 St. Anthony Ave, takes full charge of a contract from the search for title to the placing of a mortgage. Rev. H. S. Graves of St. James church will receive into the membership of the church and extend the right hand of fellowship to several new members tomorrow night. The Colonade Dancing School will take a vacation for a few weeks as Professor of Dance for Chicago the first of May. Due notice of the opening will be given. The office of THE APPEAL has been moved from the third floor of the Union Block, No. 49 E. 4th Street, to more commodious quarters on the fifth floor, front suite No. 236. W. Anderson lately employed at the Ryan Hotel was convicted in the police court Monday of stealing an overcoat from G. W. Milligan and was sentenced to the workhouse for sixty days. No need to worry about mechanics liens if you employ Mr. George H. Kearns. You will be furnished if desired. All business transactions confidential, 536 St. Anthony Ave. Mrs. R. White was in the police court Monday charged with selling liquor without a license. She plead not guilty and was released on 100 ball. Mrs. Cleo Perry was also arrested at the time and held on a charge of vagrancy. SARATOGA CAFE, Mrs. Ella Smith, proprietor 352 Cedar Street. First class meals to order day and night up to 12 p. M. regular meals: Breakfast 6:00 a.m.; Dinner, 12:00 a.m.; Supper, 6:00 p. M. regular dinner 25 cents. Do you wish to be happy and have a good time? If so, you are cordial-invited to attend the social dances given every Tuesday evening at Keystone 1313 Washington Ave, south, Minneapolis. Lammed serviced. Admission fee. The Saratoga Cafe, No. 352 Cedar street is now under the management of Mrs. Ella Smith recently of 566 Cedar street. She has discontinued serving meals at the latter number and invites all old and new patrons to her new place 352 Cedar street. COLONNASE DANCING SCHOOL. Meets every Thursday evening at Wagtail Avenue, entrance on Charles street, Good music, good time. All the up-to-date dances tonight. A. Winsted, principal. Jarvis, the healer and saver of soles, 354 Minnesota street, says in one of his street car signs: "I can mend shoes better than I can write," and, if the sign is a fair specimen of his work as a writer, he's right, as he can mend all right if he cannot write all right. THE HOTEL ST. LOUIS. Mrs. Julia Huna, proprietor, No. 317 Wabasha, up stairs, 25 stcuits, Breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a.m. Dinner from 12:00 m. to 3:00 p. m.; Supper from 5:00 to 8:00 p. m. All regular meals 25 cts. All home cooking. Tel. N. W. Main 2315 L Mr. and Mrs. J. Q. Adams have issued invitations for a reception to cele A REMINDER. THE STATE SAVINGS BANK Fourth and Minnesota Sts., St. Paul, insures not only absolute safety, but is an incentive to practice economy and not away real sums whenever conveniently rested compounded. January and July each year at 31% per annum. Assets Over $2,800,000.00. Trustees—Chas, P. Noyes, John D. Ludden, Keenuth Clark, John D. O'Brien, William Constans, Jule M. Hannaford, Wm. B. Dean, Ferdinand William, Guise Willus, Thomas Fitzz patrick, Harris Richardson, Chas. G. Lawrence. CARPENTER BUILDER Plans and Specifications Furnished Free Estimates Cheerfully Given JOBBING PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO brate their "Crystal Wedding" or fifteenth anniversary of their wedding Monday evening May 6th at 8:30 o'clock. This will be a double celebration as it is also the anniversary of Mr. Adams' birthday. North Star Lodge No. 138 U. B. F. is preparing for a very large time on the occasion of the visit of the National Grand Master W. A. Gaines to this quaint town. The guest will be given at a popular hall and a great program will be given including the best speakers and musicians of the Twin Cities. Mr. G. H. Evans is the only Afro-American carpenter and builder, in the Northwest, that can draw a full set of plans and specifications for a building, and superintend all parts and branches during construction; it matters not whether the building is to be built in, or the latest reinforced concrete construction. 536 St. Anthony Ave. Mrs. W. P. Johnson has reopened what was formerly the "Tea Rooms" at 581 Shauna街 and has added a first class home bakery and is present for families. Meals furnished for 10 cents and up. Best meal in the city for 20 cents. Lunch at all hours. No regular breakfast is served. Dinner from 10 a.m. to 1:30 p. m. Supper from 9 a.m. to 9:00 p. m. Public cordial invited. --- T. H. LYLES W. B. ELLIOTT Res. 642 Rondo Reno. 411 Ullman Rondo Reno. 411 Ullman LYLES & ELLIOTT Calls Answered Day or Night In Twin Cities. Active Pall Bearers Furnished If Desired. THE VALET TAILORING CO. No. 154-156 E. Sixth street, Owen Howell, proprietor. The most up-to-date place of its kind in the city. Clothing made to order, renovated, repaired, spongeed pressed etc. They have an elegant dress and deliver goods. They will keep your clothes in order for $1.00 per month. Gents furnishings of latest style always on hand. They have also established a laundry and are prepared to do anything in that line, best service at lowest rates. There is an elegant dress and best brands of cigars and tobacco and smokers' articles always on hand. Tel. 3500-L 2. The Boys' Culture and Gymnasium Club is preparing for a new and novel exhibition to be given at Pilgrim Baptist church Friday evening. April 26. This club has been under the direction of Mr. George Saam of the Y. M. C. A. gymnasium for several months and this will be the first public exhibition. This club has made wonderful progress and something out of the ordinary, will be given. In connection with the exhibition Rev. H. S. Graves, pastor of St. James A. M. E. church will deliver an address on the club. The whole affair will be held at the office of Mr. M. A. Bolling. The public is cordially invited. Tickets 15 cents. The Fashion Tailoring Co. The Fashion Tailoring Company. No. 359 Jackson Street, William Martin. Manager, is prepared to do first class work in all dresses, presenting press reprints of men's clothes. They have a monthly contract system for those who desire it. They make a speciality of ladies' tailoring. Work called for and handled by a team of skilled solicited. Lowest prices for good work. Phone N. W, Main 1889-J. St. James Church Bazaar. The four-nights bazaar which was given under the auspices of the One More Eftort Club, Mrs. J. Q. Adams, president at St. James A. M. E. church, closing last Tuesday night, was one of the most successful churches in church. Without any special blowing of trumpets, but through the well, organized methods of the club and the general enthusiasm of the church at this time, the success was phenomenal. The magnificent sum of $168,44, net profits has been reported at this time and there is a prospect to augment this success. The most exciting feature of the bazaar was the voting contest for the most popular young lady of St James' congregation, the principal contestants being Misses Mabel Johnson and Birdela Robinson in which after a warm contest, Misses Mabel Johnson won 70 votes to 286 for Miss Johnson. The prize awarded was a handsome gold bracelet. The chairmen of the several departments reported receipts as follows: Mrs. Ida Mills, faye booth, $63.00; Mrs. Mary Hatcher, apron booth, $45.50; Mrs. Jill Hatcher, apron booth, $44.54; Mrs. Nadine Mitchell, concert, $15.55; Mrs. Rose Ewing, refreshments, $11.00; Miss Lenora Cox, grab. $14.5. Total $168.41. Lowery received a handsome silk pillow given by the apron booth for soliciting the most money; Mrs. Bessie Lau, a linen table cloth from the faye booth; Mrs. Ella Canna received a pillow from the fancy booth; Mrs. Nadine Mitchell chairman of the bazar committee entertained the various heads of the departments at her residence 300 Edmund street Thursday afternoon and a very pleas- ant time was had. "THE AMERICANS." The Next Attraction at the Star "The Americans" will hold the boards at the Star Theater for one week commencing Sunday matinee Apr. 27th. The management promises much in the way of entertainment, and the performance will see and hear only the best talent in vaudeville and burlesque. The array of talent with this company is seldom seen in a similar organization of this kind. "Mixed Pickles" is the caption of a musical fracie in two acts, and the piece was written for laughing purposes only, but contains an interesting plot and which plenty of scope is given to the comedians and principal ladies to display their ability. The musical numbers are catchy and tuneful, and the ensemble numbers are revelations to the eye. The scenery and electrical effects are beautiful and in harmony through out. The management has spared nothing to make this show one which leads all this season. An anto of first act is the comedian, singing between the two acts. Those who appear are Zeb and Zarrow, the consequential comical contractors in their fun feast, "At the Club." Will H. Ward, "the Happy Dutchman," The Famous Barrow Balkars, most sensational singer, and the famous Bergman, sweet singers and dancers, Melley and Roller, merry mixers in mirth and music, and Joe Goodwin, the Boy Monologue. The State Saving Bank is now sanguously enclosed in its new bank building on Fourth street near the corner of Minnesota opposite where it used to be. Their quarters are most modern and up-to-date in the appointments. Call to see the elegant building and incidentally begin a savings account. ST. PAUL GENERAL GENERAL. No. 41 W. Exchange street. Tel. N. W. Main 2243-7. are prepared to do anything in the line of building, repairing, plastering and general jobbing. Spring is almost here and if you want anything done about your house, you are an order. Satisfaction guaranteed, Terms to suit. C. Beckwith, Manager. The offices of the Cosmopolitan Mutual Casualty and the "Sleepout" Investment Company have moved to room No. 27, Union Block, bet. 4th and 5th streets, opposite the Court House. NEW ENTERPRISE. The St. Paul General Workers, No. 41 W. Exchange, (formerly occupied by the Elk Express Co.) have added to their business General Expressing and Storage to be styled. The Beckwith Express and Storage Co. Excellent, dry storage may be required. The employee may have instant access to his goods. Rates reasonable. Call and inspect our building. Tel. N. W. Main 224J. C. Beckwith, Manager. SARATOGA CAFE, 352 Cedar street. Mrs. Ella Smith, Prop. Open day and night. Short orders at all hours. Steaks, Ham and Eggs, Bacon and Eggs, Chicken, Oysters, Fish, etc. Sandwiches of all kinds always on hand. Suppers after church and thea. The Minnesota State Federation of the American Women's Clubs will meet in St. Paul in July. OLD SPANISH FOPT BURNED. Famous Resort on Lake Pontchartrain Had Historic Association. Spanish fort, on Lake Pontchartrain, between West End and Milneburg, is no more. Fire Saturday night destroyed the Casino and the old buildings which for the last century had withstood the assaults of the lake winds and which marked the spot the General Jackson landed when he had entered the city. To take command of the army which was to defend the city against the English. During the Civil war the fort was garrisoned with several companies, cannon were put in place and military precautions taken to make it a great defensive barracks, but it was never used. Many of the cannon are still to be seen on the grounds, half sunk in the earth and rusting in the shadow of the trees. Fifteen years ago the Spanish fort was built on the same spot. Now the old families of New Orleans especially, loved to go. The rise of Shrewd. "Yes," says the man from Salt Lake City. "I have seven wives." "And," we ask, smiling at the opportunity to spring the customary witticism, "how do you manage to pay your millinery bills?" "I married 'milliners,' he tells us, combing his patriarchal beard through his fingers. The Bar Sinister in Boston. The most glaring example of the misuse of bar on a shield is the case of the badge Boston police force, on which the bar crosses from left, to right, instead of from right to left, thus giving to every wearer of the shield the disgrace of the bar sinister. Shrewd. Cosmoplitan Mutual Casualty Company # ASSESSMENT "ACCOUNT CUS STATEMENT" Comptomian Paul M. Baldwin, Bldg. St. Paul, Menn. Joseph S. Strong, President; Thomas R. Morgan, Secretary. Incorporated 14, 1905. Commenced business Oct. 1, 1906. Attorney to accept service in Minnesota: INSURANCE COMMISSIONER. Net Assets, December 31, previous year..... $ 71.40 DEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE. I hereby certify that the annual statement of the Cosmopolitan Mutual Casualty Company, for the year ending December 31, 1996, of which the above is an abstract, has been received and filed in this department and duly approved of by me. THOMAS D. O'BRIEN. Program for Season Dec. 34, '06 to May 12, '07 MEETINGS Every Sunday afternoon at 4 o'clock at Pilgrim Baptist church, Cedar Street and Summit Ave. SUNDAY 24.— Noprano Solo. Mrs. Mae Scott Mason Book Review—"The Sport of the Gods" Mr. F. L. McGhee SUNDAY, APR. 25.— Reading of the Journal SUNDAY MAY 5.—"Ladies' Dav Twin City Malts" and Matrons' Club SUNDAY, MAY 1 The Drug Habit, Dr. Valdo Turner OFFICERS. W. T. Francis, President, H. C. Hickman, President, S. E. Hall, Secretary, J. E. Clock, Treasurer, J. H. Hickman, Jr., Chapinall, Dr. Valdo Turner, Chapinell EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. H. B. Howard, Chairman, M. F. McLee, A. Worden Haynes, J. H. Hickman, Rev. W. D. Carter MANDOLIN AND GUITAR LESSONS will be given by Prof. K. J. Hammond on his schedule. Cedar street from 2:00 to 5:00 p. m. Instruction at family residences will be given in the foreonion and evening at the convenience of pupils. Terms are a specialty. Rates reasonable. FOR RENT. Two nice rooms for man and wife or two gentlemen. All rooms are furnished. App for two horses with space for two vehicles, hay loft, etc. Terms reasonable. Apply at 607 Rondt street. Hamm's New Beer. This beer is so decidedly superior to any draught beer ever before brewed, that within the few days it has been on sale it has already attained a fixed place in retail. Call for it. Hamm's New Brew, 100,000 barrels in stock. On draught from now on. Those of our patrons who desire to have matter published must get the same in this office not later than Thursday afternoon, otherwise it may be crowded? out. No notice will be taken of any communication that is not signed by the author. Joe Eurist, one of the best ever, is now proprietor of the "California Wine Depot No. 149 E. Sixth street. Fine wine. Case beer and family trade specials. Everybody welcome. Phone N. W. Main 1418 L, Twin City 1505. W. M. GIBBS. WE GIVE YOU THE LARGEST MEAL IN THE CITY FOR 15 CENTS. YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED. 41 W. THIRD STREET, ST. PAUL. FOR SALE. Bargains in Cheap Homes, if taken At Once, by williams & Co., 475 8—Room House Western and An- ora ..... $3,100 7—Room House Edmund St. ..... 1,750 6—Room House Rondo near Kent ..... 1,900 6—Room House Central Ave. ..... 1,900 8—Room House Fuller St. ..... 2,000 4 Lots Rondo bet Mackubin and Kent ..... 600 7 Lots University Ave. $750 to 1,700 8 Lots on Charles, south facing 600 8 Lots on Edmund, south facing 500 1 Lot on St. Anthony, south facing ..... 650 For Rent. 7—Room House Western Ave. $25 4—Room suite ..... 16 4—Room suite ..... 12 E. J. Williams & Co., 475 Wabasha Street. Cosmopolitan Mutual ASSESSMENT ACCIDENT CO. Cosmopolitan Mutual County Company, Home S. Strong President, Thomas R. Morgan, Secre- tive business Oct. 1, 1906. Attorney to accept service Net Assets, December 31, previous year. INCOME DU Membership Fees with Applications. Annual Dues and Expense Assessments or Premium Premiums or Assessments for Specific or Temporary. Total paid by members. Total income. Specific Benefit Claims, including installments, paid. Total paid to members. Commissioned and Expenses of Agents and Sal- aries of officers and employees. All other disbursements. Total Disbursements. Excess of disbursements over income. ASSE Cash in Office and in bank. Accrued interest and rents. Assessments due and Unpaid. Total. Deduct ledger liabilities. Total Admitted assets. Assets not admitted. LIABILIT Claims adjusted and unpaid. Claims unadjusted and reported. Claims resisted. Advance assessments and dividend obligations. All other liabilities (not including contingent claim). Total actual liabilities. Balance to protect contracts. EXHIBIT OF CERTIFICATES OR In force Dec. 31 (beginning of year). Written during the year. Total. Ceased during the year. In force Dec. 31 (end of year). Claims unpaid Dec. 31 (beginning of year). Claims incurred during the year. Total. Claims settled during the year. (End of year). Terminated by death or Specific benefit during year. Received from members in Minnesota during the x * All businesses done in Minnesota. STATE OF MINNESOTA DEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE I hereby certify that the annual statement for the year ending December 31, 1906, of which filed in this department and duly approved of by m Defective Page Di, H. I. Williams, a graduate of the Chicago College of Dental Surgery has secured an office in the Phoenix Building Cor. 7th and Cedar room 405, where he may be found from 9 to 12 a.m. and 1 to 5 p. m. Tol. N. W. Main 3214. THE STATE SAVINGS BANK. Interest Rate on Deposits Raised to Three and One-Half Per Cent. Interest compounded semi-annually January and July 1st. Deposits received in sums of $1,000 to $5,000. Open accounts for half hours and on Monday evening from 6 to 8. SAFE DEPOSIT AND STORAGE VAULTS - We invite your inspection. It costs little to place your papers, cash securities and valuables in absolute safety. Boxes in our vaults can hold $4 per minute in boxes, trunks, with us, North-western Trust Co., 138 Endicott Arade. REMOVED "Westward the Star of Empire Takes Its Way." S. W. Vanderwarker the pioneer of the fuel trade has removed his office from 45 E. 4th St., to 47 W. 4th St. (47 W. 4th St. and is particularly handy for ladies who may order coal without going out of the shopping district. The same fair treatment, good fuel, and prompt service will be accorded to old and new patrons. The second door "7" West Fourth street, one door above the corner of 4th and Wabasha. The Valet Talloring Co., has added another new feature that of caring for ladies' clothes on contract, for $1.50 per month. For this amount a lady can dress herself and a cloak or wrap once per month. THE STATE SAVINGS BANK. Total Deposits Over $2,500,000.00. The only bank in St. Paul exclusively for savings; receives deposits in sums of $1 and upwards, and compounds interest semi-annually. Open Monday evenings from 6 to 8. Shoes mended while you wait, at Jarvis 354 Minnesota Street. Half soies, 50 and 78 cents. Prices reasonable for all kinds of repairing. He can do it on short notice. Jarvis 354 Minnesota Street Do you wish to be happy and have a good time? If so, you are cordially invited to attend the social dances at the Stone Hall, 1313 Washington Ave, south. Lunch served. Admission free. MORTGAGE SALE Default has been made in the con- ference on the 18th day of January 1990, and recorded in the office of the Registrar of State and State of Minnesota, on the 18th day of January 1990 at 10 a.m. o'clock and on the 18th day of January 1991 at 2 p.m. pages on page 304, where James the morguard therein, mortgaged and conveyed to Margaret J. Bentley, who following described real estate and promises situate and being in said Rum- The East one hundred (100) feet of Lot four (4) of Block five (5) or Ames on file and of record in the office of the Register of Deductions and to secure the payment of the sum of five hundred (500) dollars of the rate of six per cent per annum from the date of said mortgage until the notice, the sum of four hundred (400) dollars principal, twenty five (25) dollars notice, the sum of four hundred (400) attorneys' fees stipulated in said mortgage to be paid in case of the sum of four hundred and fifty (450) dollars, otherwise has been instituted to recover said debt or any part thereof. Given by that virtue of the power of sale in said mortgage contained and thereby withdrawn closed and said above described property and the premises in said mortgage by the Sheriff of said Ramsey County, or one of his deputies, at the Cedar City Hall in the city of St. Paul, in May, 1974, at the clock in the forenoon, to satisfy and paid said debt, in the costs and expenses of said sale. MET J. BRYAN David F. Peebles, Atty. for Mortgage, Mining, Minn. MINNEAPOLIS A WEEKS RECORD IN MINNESO- TA'S CAPITAL. The "Saintly City" and Saintly City Folks—Newly items of Social, Religious and General Matters Among the People. Mr. E. J. Stuart is on the sick list. The bible institute meets at St James church each Tuesday evening. Drink Golden Grain Belt Beer. The Wyman Home Circle will meet with Mrs. Foster on 5th Ave., next Sunday. Mrs. Ada, Nichols has bought out the grocery store at 26 1st Aye. N., and has gone into business. Born to Mr. and Mrs. Madison Jackson last Friday a bouncing girl. Mother and daughter do well. Mrs. H. A. Kirtley of St. Paul was the guest of Mrs. Roberson and Mrs. Robert Van Hook last Sunday. The Wyman Home Circle of St. Peter's Church will hold a bazaar at the K. P. Hall, April 25, 26 and 27. The Pastor's Aid Society of St. James' church meets every Friday in the church. The Pastor's Aid Society of St. Peter's church meets next Wednesday evening with Mrs. Lathrey Abber. Drink Golden Grain Belt Beer Be sure to attend the bazaar given by the Wyman Home Circle for the benefit of St. Peter's church, at K. P. Hall, 211 Hennepin Ave, April 25-26-27. The Pulpit Aid, Missionary and Dorcas societies of Bethesda Baptist church are making great preparations for the church bazaar to be given early in May. The Saratoga Cafe No. 352 Cedar street, St. Paul, is the place to get nice home cooked meals. When you see the saintly city bear that in mind. St. Thomas Mission 5th Ave. and 9th St. So. Services every Sunday afternoon at 4 o'clock, Sunday School at 3 Rev. A. H. Leakton, Rector. All welcome. "I am for Men." HENRY GEORGE CIGAR 5c. Winston, Harper, Fisher Co. Distributors. Minneapolis. You will miss it if you do not attend the mock trial of a breach of promise suit, by law students of the University, to be held at Bethesda Baptist church Monday evening. Mrs. M. O. Cannon and Master K. Homer Cannon visited parents and friends in Northfield, Minn., the past week. While there, they were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Boone. The contest concert given by the Doves and Stags last Tuesday and Wednesday evening was decided a Dove affair, the men were not in it with the musicians who charmed a nice little sum on their concert. Don't forget that the Colonel Dancing School, Prof. Arthur Winstead, principal, at Wagner Hall, St. Paul, cor. of Charles and Western ave. holds regular weekly dances every Thursday evening. Admission 25 cents. The benefit entertainment given for John Jenkins at K. P. Hall last Tuesday evening was a splendid success in every way, those who contributed in any way to make the entertainment a success. Drink Golden Grain Belt Beer. The Promenade Concert which was given by Fidelity Court No. 345 Order of Colante at K. P. Hall Monday night was a most delightful affair and was attended by the musicians of the Twin Cities and the ladies are much pleased with their success. WHEN IN ST. PAUL go to the Hotel St. Louis, 3117½ Wabash St., upstairs for your meals. All home cooking. All regular meals 25 cents. Breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a. m.; dinner from 12:00 m. to 3:00 p. m.; supper from 5:00 to 8:00 p. m. Tel. N. W. Main 2315—L. Mrs. Julia Hinson. Prop. King Richard Up-to-Date. "A motor-car, a motor-car, my king-dom for a motor-car!" A Aeamless Habit. "You are charged with carrying a revolver. What do you say?" "It is true." "Where do you carry it?" "In my valise." "And where is your valise?" "I always leave it at home." Didn't Want Much. "You are always wanting something," growled the aged millionaire. "Oh, I don't know," rejoined his young wife. "Since our marriage I have had only one wish ungratified." "And what is that! he asked, "That I were a widow" she replied. Everything in Proportion. Brown—Say, what kind of a mailchute is that over there? Where do you put the letters? Apartment House Janitor — That ain't no mail chute, sport! That's the elevator shaft! Tel. N. W. MAIN 4217-L Keystone Buffet Kidd Mitchell, Prop. CHOICE WINES LIQUORS & CIGARS POOL AND BILLIARD ROOM 1313 WASHINGTON AVE. 8 MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. A complete outfit. Includes a "Puritan" model violin, extra heavy canvas case, instruction book, fingerboard chart, tuning pipe, pick and an extra set of strings. This mandolin is one of our leaders. Has nine mahogany and walnut ribs, with inlaying of whitewood between; spruce and walnut wood inlaid; detachable screw cog patent heads; German silver frets; nickel plated tailpiece with separate hook for each string. Remember, this mandolin is a fun faux wood inlaid, detachable. Thoroughly well made, represents the best possible value for the money. Every instrument is put in first class playing order by an expert player before it leaves our establishment. Easy Payments. W. J. Dyer & Bro. 21-27 WEST FIFTH ST. AT PARKER'S DRUG STORE You Will Find Everything Needed To Keep You Healthy And Well. OPEN EVERY DAY AND NIGHT THE YEAR 'ROUND. F.M. Parker & Co. Druggists FIFTH AND WABASHA DR. H. I. WILLIAMS DENTIST Room 405 Phoenix Building SEVENTH AND CEDAR OFFICE HOURS @ A. M. to 13 M. 1 P. M. to 5 P. M. Sundays by Appointment. Fel. N. W. Main 3214 ST. PAUL, MINN Tol. Main 1672-24 Dr. Valdo Turner PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. OFFICE HOURS. 8 to 11 A. M. 12 to 1 P. M. 3 to 5 P. M. Sundays 10 to 11 A. M. Res. 401 Marshall Ave. Tel. Dale 442-12 N. W. 'Phones Main 2179-L Main 553-J2 SAMUEL G. THOMPSON Attorney and Counselor at Law FRACTICES IN ALL THE COURTS OF THE STATE OF MINNESOTA. Willa Deeds, Contracts Else, skillfully Matters and Accident Cases a Specialty. IRD Specialty — Painless extracting, Crown and Bridge Work. FORD'S HAIR POMADE Formerly known as "OZONIZED OX MARROW" The Ozonized Ox Marrow Co. (None genuine without my signature) Charles Ford Coat 153 E. KINZIE ST., CRICAGO, ILL. Agents wanted everywhere. UNCLE SAM AFTER COOKS. But They Mustn't Have Dyspapia Themselves or Wear Glasses. Realizing the awful results of indigestion, Uncle Sam has asked for ten expert cooks, who must be healthy and have good eyesight, to cook for his Indians and his soldiers at Western posts and reservations. Twenty-five young women of this city, who have all the exacting requirements, filed applications for the positions at the United States civil service commission. Despite the alleged independence of the American cook, who is supposed to dictate instead of obey, the applicants answered the following questions: "Are you subject to loss of consciousness?" "Do you wear glasses?" "Are you subject to dizziness?" "What are your past and present habits in the use of alcohol?" "Do you use opium, morphine or any other drug?" "Have you ever had any deformity?" No cook under twenty years old will be considered, as the government believes women under that age have not had sufficient experience to prepare food properly. Their pay will range from $480 to $540 a year, and included board. Nothing is said of a day out in the applications, nor is there any mention of nights when the cook may entertain her friends. — Philadelphia North American. Pecan Orchards in the South. "Just as the people of the North eat peanuts in great quantities so do the people of the South eat pecans," remarked Allan Dupre, a merchant of New Orleans. "On the streets of New Orleans are many venders who sell them in all sorts of ways—shelled, unshellled and in candy form. Peanuts are sold, too, but pecans have a far greater sale. "To meet the demand for them, which is growing, pecan orchards are now being laid out in the bottom lands of the far South. When old timber is cut down pecan trees are planted. Many pecan orchards are gradually growing up. They are of slow growth, requiring from fifteen to twenty years to reach maturity, but they are profitable. The main supply comes from Mexico, some sixty carioides of shelled beans being shipped from there every year, for the most part to be consumed in the South, but in a decade the main supply will come from the Southern states, which will thus gain a new industry."—Washington Post. Poets' Poor Pay. Milton's "Paradise Lost" has its importance in the history of publishing as well as of poetry. We are indignant at the miserable reward which the author received for his work, two payments of £5 each and one of £8 (paid to his widow), making a total of £18 in all for the most famous poem in the English language. But what previous English poem had been made the subject of a formal legal agreement, providing for payments on the publication of each of the first four editions? What English poet had previously earned £18 by a poem, not by a dole from a patron or a gift of a sinecure, but as a matter of business from a publisher?—Cornhill Magazine. Tobacco Smoke Scared Deer. A new way of preventing deer from doing damage to a holding has been adopted by the occupier of Hoddon farm, in the heart of the Devon and Somerset stapound country. Discarding the use of tarred ropes and other strong smelling materials in fences, he walks through his turnip fields, two or three times a night, smoking a strong pipe, the smell of which, he says, frightens the deer away. Before he adopted this device his farm used to be visited by scores of deer nightly. British Ferris Wheel Like the old Ferris wheel of the Columbian exposition days, the great wheel of Earl's court, London, will never revolve again. It is being taken down and the steel in it sent to Wales, where, mixed with pig iron and iron ore, it will be converted into steel bars for tplate make. Biscuit, tobacco and mustard cans will be manufactured from these. The steel of the British warship Montagu will undergo the same fate. Long Lived Goldfinch The longevity of ravens, geese and several other birds is well known, but it does not often fall to the lot of a cage bird to live to a great age. A goldfinch belonging to W. Godwin of Victoria Park, Dorchester, Eng. furnished the exception to the rule by living till it was twenty-two years old. The bird lately died from sheer old age. Extremists All. Batcheller—Well, if I ever do take a wife I'll make it a point to pick out an economical woman. Wiseman—Impossible, my dear boy! There's no such thing as an economical woman. A woman is either extravagant or stingy. Getting Rid of Hims Eva—Percy squanders money something awful. His father says he is nothing but a debt to him. Jack—Then why is his father going to send him away on a yacht. Eva—I suppose he wants him to be a floating debt. Subtle Change. Nickieher--Think the Joneses have come into some money? Mrs. Knuckler—Yes, she colls her hust hold of doing it. Pope's New Physician. Dr. Ettore Marchiafava, who succeeded the late Dr. Lapponi as private physician to the pope, was born fifty, two years ago at Civita Vecchia and was principally educated in Rome, where he is now professor of pathological anatomy at the university. He is the discoverer of the malarial parasite and the originator of the scheme by which the Eternal City has been rendered practically free from Roman fever. SHAROOD'S REZ Pneumatic Soles $5.00 SHOE THE IDEAL COMFORT SHOE THE KNAPP SHADE ADJUSTERS P. O. 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Ours was not a rapid train and yet when compared with those of the Spanish railways it could not be called slow. In fact, it went as fast as a dog can run. I know this because I tried the experiment. At one of the stations I fed a sleek-looking animal. As the train started he followed and I kept on feeding. The dog kept on running. His eyes were upon my window. Never once did he look to the ground, save when I threw a morsel of chicken or a bone, and even then did slacken his speed. With a slight movement his head would bend, there would be a snap and if a bone or morsel was picked up, well and good; if not, he looked to me for further donations. Every one on the train became interested in the race. From every window Turks held tempting morsels to entice the cur. Mile after mile and still our companion kept pace. The engineer drew his head out of the car and put on extra steam and the dog an extra spurt. Ten miles further on we reached the next station and our dog was with us. Every one was delighted and I have seldom seen a more enthusiastic and promiscuous reception given to any human being. After that it was the sport of every one to tempt the dogs of each station to run races with the train. At one time we had a line of dogs stretching out for miles behind.—Appleton's Magazine. JOKE IS UPON THE LAWYER. He Thinks for a Minute He Has He thinks for a minute He has Brought Confusion on a Witness. A distinguished but conceited advocate not long ago, after securing an unqualified statement from an octogenarian who was bravely enduring cross-examination that he "saw the whole thing as if it had occurred ten feet away," suddenly challenged him to tell the time by the clock referred to. The lawyer himself did not look around, as he had done so about half an hour before, when he noticed that it was half after 11. The old man looked at the clock and replied after a pause: "Half past 11," upon which the lawyer, knowing that it must be nearly 12, turned to the jury and burst into a derisive laugh, exclaiming sarcastically, "That is all," and threw himself back in his seat with an air of having finally annihilated the entire value of the witness's testimony. The distinguished practitioner, however, found himself laughing alone. Presently one of the jury chuckled and in a trice the whole court room was in a roar at the lawyer's expense. The clock had stopped at half-past 11. Boys' Four Seasons. "Spring, summer, autumn and winter; these are the four seasons as the man sees them," said a school teacher a few days ago. "The boy has another way of dividing the year, however, and, while he does not watch the seasons of his year on a calendar above his desk, he never forgets them. His division is marbles, hall, shinney and skating. Marbles come in place of spring, baseball in summer, shinney in the fall and skating in the winter. You can tell what season it is by watching a group of boys at play just as well as by an almanac." Probable Cause of Death. "Goodness me!" exclaimed a man to a companion as they were walking. "Did you ever see such a wretched sight?" and he pointed to a poor, miserable-looking horse that was tolling up the hill in the broiling sun with a heavy load behind it. Suddenly the animal fell and expired. "Well," said one as they ran up, "whatever made it die?" "Can't you see?" cried the other. "Why, the poor beast is so thin that the sun shone through its ribs and set the hay on fire that it had eaten, and the smoke choked it!" Slump of the Honeymoon. They had been married just seven months and nineteen days by the almanac. "To-morrow," she announced, "will be my birthday. What are you going to get for me, George?" "I haven't the least idea, my dear," replied her husband. "I read in last night's paper about a Kansas man who got a second-hand overcoat and $2 for his wife, but I'll probably not be so lucky." What Ailed Him. The village philosopher looked unhappy. "What's the trouble?" asked the village cut-up. "Indigestion," said the philosopher. "I suppose it's the mince pie I indulged in last night." "Mince pie nothing! I know what's the matter with you, and I'm not sorry it hurts, either. You're too full of old saws, you are, and it's no wonder they have turned on you at last." A German newspaper of recent date contains a news item in which a Lienininfanterierregimentstam b ur major and a Hofschauspielhausgarderobea-seherin are the conspicuous figures. These appellations look more formidable than "regimental drum major of infantry" and "wardrobe keeper of the royal theater." Cause for Regret. Black (to Brown)—For goodness' sake, be careful with that gun. You just missed me that time. Brown—Did I, old chap! I'm awfully sorry! 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