The American Citizen

Friday, October 3, 1902

Topeka, Kansas

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Oldest and Best Weekly paper devoted to the Race in this section the of Country Combination Common Sense We want the Negro voters in Wyandotte county and throughout the state of Kansas to use a little of the above. It is not for our benefit but for your own that we beseach you as a father would a son. We tell you nothing but absolute truth when we say that the futur salation of the race depends upon our independence. In year gone by we have adhered to close to one political party. It has been to our detriment as a race. In municipal, county, state and national politics, we have driven our horses to a poor market and received worst of the largags. In nearly all the affairs of life the old adage holds good "Wise men chang and a fools never changes." There are too many intelligent Negro voters throughout the length and breadth of the great state of Kansas to be led by the nose, proving a goodthing political party or another. on one position. As charity begins at home we will de- te present space to home. Every Neo give present space in Wyandotte county knows that for an untold number of years they have lined up solid for the republican party. We pause and ask—For what? Some one says because they Freed us— that so that didn't we go a long ways to wards freeing ourselves if not-ask the bleaching bones at Fort Pillow-ask the ripped I hack vetrans here and else where. Do we get any more representation NO! then why vote the straight re- publican ticket? white men do not do it we can profit by following their example in this respect. We comment to your consideration Mayor W. H. Craddock, for Governor, it is not worth while to again tell you that he is a friend of the race, for his record in Wyndotte county tells it all in language that cannot be denied. If one good term deserved another, then, it is our responsible duty to stand up first, last and all the time, not because he is a democrat or a representative of any other party, but because he is a man Hon. J. D.Waters have you met him? well he is the democratic nominee for sheriff of Wyandotte county and a fine man he is. You can rest assured that he is a winner for the people are with him and he is with the people. If you are undecided make up your mind don't be a dead one, be alive and vote for a winner. TOPEKA The Metropolitan club danced at Metropolitan Hall. Wednesday eve this was the list of the season with the members and their sweethearts. Mr. Geo. Smith who has been indisposed for several week is able to be out. The Dear Creek club met with Mr. and Mrs. A. Jordan Thursday evening Rev A. M. Ward and family left this week for their future home in K. C. Kas Mr. and Mrs. Fred Ware celebrated their 12th wedding anniversary Wednesday from 2 to 11 p.m. Mrs. Wade received a lovely assortment of linens and a beautiful silk waist pattern. St. John choir met with Mrs. Sadie McClair Wednesday evening. Miss Wilma Smith in advertising the Plaindale in Columbia S. C. Mr. Edward Drine is visiting relatives in Chicago this week. The Joe Alport's Sample room at 727 Independence ave., Kansas City, Mo. is the place to go for liquid refreshments of all the liquid dealers in staid old Missouri it remained for Mr. Alport to install a Negro bartender out and out. Mr. P.W. Upshaw is the man and the selection of him is indeed commendable from the facts that he is a man that stands well in the community and know how to treat the public so as to receive patronage and retained it. H-enjoys a wide acquaintance and will beyond a doubt prove a very valuabl man to his employers. Our people when anything usually kept in a first class sample room should remember this place. Free Hot Lunch Day and Night. A. C. L. Coal Co. Office will hereafter be at 432 Minn. ave instead of 435 where they will gladly receive you orders for coal wood & feed, yard at 3rd& Minn ave K. C. K. E. F. Henderson* Gen Manager. Co-operation THAT'S HIM. THE AMERICAN CITIZEN. and has proved it. The paramount issue of every Negro voter should be for the best interest of his race, first, last and all the time. There is Jno. E. McFadden a candidate for county attorney we ask you to vote for him because we judge his future treatment of the race, by what he has done in the past, and in speaking of his past we say without fear of truthful contradiction that as councilman of the 2nd ward, he has done more for the Negroes, than any man who ever sat in the city government, as a representation of any political party. His opponent for the office of county attorney has filled that office before, he did not do then, and present condition and circumstances warrant us in saying so far as the Negro is concerned he dare not, nor will do more for him than McFadden. Just a little common sense used by the Negro voters will enable them to vote for men that are men. It would be well to remember that Mr Noah L. Bowman is a candidate for congressman of the 2nd district. We ask the Negroes and all other men who take pride in holding up for Wyandotte county to vote for him. A man like his opponent who will make appointees in this county who a Negro is obnoxious in his nests ought to receive a fitting rebuke at the hands of Wyandotte county. Ex-Mayor Robert L. Marshman dur his two terms as mayor of this city has proved his friendship for the Negro—now he is a candidate for county commissioner from the first district—why should we not vote for him. Just use common sense. Hon. Mason S. Peters the candidate for Probate Judge, when he was in congress he did more for Wyandotte county than any other man that this county has ever helped to send to congress now its our duty be we black or white to show him our appreciation by electing him as our next probate judge. NOTICE OF FINAL SITTLEMENT. STATE OF KANSAS COUNTY OF WYANDOTTE. {ss. In the Probate Court in and for said County. In the Probate Court in and for said County. In the Matter of the Estate of Fannie Turner. Deceased. Creditors and all other persons interested in the aforesaid estate, are hereby notified, that at the next October term of the Probate court in and for said County, to be begun and held at the Court room in Kansas City County of Wyandotte and state aforesaid on the first Monday in the month, October 1902. I shall apply to said Court for a full and final settlement of said estate. In the Probate Court, executor, of Estesse of Fannie Turner. Deceased. 9 A.9 D.1902. ANOTHER WINNER. Bert Cooke is the name of the Republican nominee for Register of Deeds in Wyandotte county. He is an exceptional bright young man, well equipped in intellectual ability and possesses a thorough knowledge of the duties of the office for which he aspires. He has served as chief deputy in this office for quite a time and therefore has a knowledge that at once commends him to the consideration of the voters in this county. we believe that the common mass and those who are awake to the importance of the office will vote for Mr. Cooke and he will be elected the next register of deed Its a settled fact that Hon. R. L. Marshman is the next county commissioner in first district it will only be a question of how much majority he is winner. Hon. Jno.E. McFadden the next county attorney will take qualities to the office that will be of inestimable value and will bring that office to a high standard of excellency. In voting for him you will be doing the very best thing to be done with your vote. WANTED. Woman as cook, and Laundress add Mrs A. W Solomon Employment agt. Office 115 E. 5th St. Leadville Colorado Concentration HE IS SAFE. VOTE FOR HIM. WANTED. In the death of Mrs. Cornelia McKee Holvay on the morning of Sept. 25th the community lost a prominent and highly respected Mrs. Holvay was born in Atchison Kansas thirty three years ago, and had lived in this city something over four years, the wife of Mr. Wiley Holvay. Her death was due to an operation performed in an effort to prolong or save her life which would ultimately have been shortend by the inroad of a twenty three pound tumor. The combined medical skill of Drs. Gray, Thompson and Horsey was exhausted in behalf of her, but to no avail. Death came in 2 weeks after the operation. Mrs. Holvay was a member of the S. M. T's and the Ready Relief of Douglass Hospital whose resolution of condolence and respect follows WHEREAS-The late Cornelia Holvay a member of the Ready Relief association of Douglass Hospital has been removed from our midst by death it is. RESOLVED-That by her death a valuable member and an active worker whose untiring efforts, kind and loving disposition has won our esteem and admiration. RESOLVED-That the sympathy of this society be conveyed to the widower and family of our deceased co-worker committing them in this hour of their bereavement to the kindly consolations of him who doeth all things well. In the midst of life we are in death. Thursday morning Sept. 25th at 5 o'clock just about the dawn of day and before the sun rose from behind an Eastern Sky, Our dear beloved sister and friend Cornelia Holvay departed this life. Perhaps the death Angel wished, Just one more blossom that day; For his Angelic cluster So he took her far away. Sadly he left the weeping, For the bright flower lost and gone, Calmly, peacefully she is sleeping; Where the gentle breezes moan. RESOLVED_,-That a copy of these Resolutions suitably engrossed and signed by the President and Secretary of this body-be transmitted to the widower of the late Cornelia Holway. RESOLVED_,-That these Resolutions be spread on the Journal of this Society Miss Griffin the attending nurse at Douglass Hospital has weaved into poetry the dyingtestimony of Mrs. Holvay. Of all sad scenes of that last last Rest; The sadst are these the rest of the Blest. She had lived a perfect Christian, She had served Him every day; And at last when she lay dying, She said, Glory I'll praise Him all the way! Friends-my time has come to leave you, For the master calls me home; In this wicked world of sorrow I am never more to roam. Its the voice of the blest! That say, Ye that is weary come & rest; In the fair world above you In that land forever blessed. Papa-Now I am going to leave you, And I have nothing to regret; I'm sorry but I must leave you And Wiley with the rest. God in His own wisdom hath given, And in His own wisdom has recalled; To a land far above us To a place prepared for all. But I feel no ways discouraged, For I know I am going where; My love ones wait to meet me, In the land just over there. Wiley-Trust in the Lord husband, And see how faithful you can be; For I have always trusted Him Wiley, And He has always been good to me. And when I'm gone from those who love me In this sad, sad world below; Remember, my sirt will guide you, Kind y lead you where are you go. Now remember, what I say to Wiley, When you lay me away to rest; Fix me as nice as you can Wiley, Try to have me look my best. Papa-I have always tried to obey you, To do the very best I could; And yet it seems in all my trying I was far from being good. But my thoughts were all in earnest, And I tried to do my best; So don't grieve e about me papa, When you know I am gone to rest. Nurses, I would like to tell you, That you all have my best regards; If you don't share in earthly blessing You will in heavenly rewards. Now am I a fit subject, to go. To go before the king; Yes, Glory, Halleluish! There she praises I will sing. Mrs. Woods-We've talked it over, In the days of long ago; You can look back on my living In the happy days of yore. Let me praise Him! for I am going, And the end is coming fast; And I will soon be with Jesus, In my happy home at last. Praise Him! Yes I praise Him, And I will praise Him, all the way; For I am going home to Heaven, And the way, it seems so clear. Now I see the end coming, And peace is like a river. For I am going to leave, To return no more forever. I am dying, bend Wiley, And kiss me just once more; I have fought a might battle, But must leave you in the war. Never give up the banner Wiley, Just keep marching straight a head; And I'll meet you far in Glory When this body lies here dead. --- KANSAS CITY, KANSAS FRIDAY MORNING. a Winning IN MEMORIAM Georgia Freeman Johnson, Seo'y Miss Ruth Griffin, of Clay Center Kas now nurse in Douglass Hospital. Triumvirate It will happen when the roses come again. Ha! Ha! H! dear me but how you will laugh the first time you hear her say my husband. M s Lula Johnson left the past week for Washington D. C. H.R. Stine is the popular barber and the best place in town to get a good shave or hair cut—349 Minn. ave, A SURE ONE. Hon. D. E. Cornell the staid old pioneer citizen who is liked by all irrespective of party is one of the winners and a man to bet on. In the district court of Wyandotte County Kansas. Edward Divers, plaintiff vs. Anna Divers, defendant. To the above named defendant, that you are hereby notified that you have been sued in the above named court by the above nmidd plaintiff, and that unless you appear and answer on or before the 2nd day of September 1902, the petition files said case will be taken as true, and a judgement rendered ageinst you, the nature of which will be a decree dissolving the bonds of matrimony existing between plaintiff and defendant, and divorcing plaintiff from you, the said defendant, and for costs of said suit. I. F. Bradley, Attorney for plaintiff. Publication Notice. State of Kansas. Wyandotte County. In the district Court of Wyandotte county Kansas. Anna T. Eggleston. Plaintiff. vs. John E. Eggleston. Defendant. The state of Kansas to John E. Eggleston Greeting: The above named defendant John E. Eggleston, will take notice that he has been sued by the above named Plaintiff Anna T. Eggleston in the district court of Wyandotte county Kansas, where her petition is now on file praying for a divorce from you, the said defendant. In the district court of Wyandotte Certain minor children therein named and other relief, and that you must answer said petition on or before the 10th day of November, 1902 or said petition will be taken as true and judgment rendered thereon against you, forever divorcing you from said plaintiff and giving plaintiff the care and custody of said minor children and other relief as prayed for in said petition Annie T. Eggleston Plaintiff. Publication Notice In the District court of Wyandotte county Kansas. State of Kansas. Wyandotte. Uphena J. Cogan. Detective. The ab owe named defender will take notice in the above named court, by the above named plaintiff and without she answers his petition now on file in the office of the clerk of said court or on before the 6th, day of October, 1902, said petition will be taken as true, and judgment rendered against said defendant the nature of which will be a decree dissolving the nonds of matricary now existing between plaintiff and defendant, and, for such other and further relief as in equity he may be entitled. Wm. B. Colgan. Plaintiff by Hale and Mahar. Atty. for Plaintiff. All diseases start in the bowels keep them open or you will be sick cascarets et like nature Keep liver and bowels activewithout a sickening griping feeling. six million people take and recommend cascarets. Try 10c. box. All druggists When you want water. When you want Coal. When you want cesspool work done you can always find Patterson and Gayden at the old stand. 543 Minn. ave. There will be a grand rally at St. Peter C. M. E. church on Sunday Oct. 5th. A grand entertainmest will be given by the C. M. E. church at the M. & O. Hall on Oct 3rd. Everybodyinviting to attend Admission only 10 cent. Charge Medicine is just what it is recommended to be. it will take charge and eraticate the human system and purify the blood the sick and affected only need to try it in order to be convince: Read the Citizen each week Down Trodden Tales of Two Cities A supper party of about 15 met at the residence of Mr. C.A. Long 716 Oakland ave. Mr. Long had just returned from Denver Colo., with his new bride Miss Pet Crawly a sister-in-law of Mr. John Law of Denver. The party consisted of Mr. & Mrs. I. J. Oliver, Mr. & Mrs. Wm Easley, Mrs. O. B. Johnson, Mrs. Wesley Peonix, Miss Nettie Peonix, Miss Lizzie Swall, Mr. & Mrs. A. J. Bishop, Mr.H.B. Cummingham and many other friends. The evening was spent enjoyably. many toasts were made with A. J. Bishop the toast master. Refreshments was served and party ajourned at 11 p.m. Rv and Mrs. D.B Jackson went on their vacation trip to visit his father and relatives in Memphis, Tenn. and hence to Crafordsville, Ark' and other towns and had a nice trip indeed Mr. Eli T. Jackson his father has quite a large farmer in the Miss. River valley where he owns a large farm; also in a business with his son Mr. D.H. Jacks of the same place Mr. D.B Jacks enjoyed her visit South verey much. They head the calves low for their mothers, pigs equal for corn and many large crops of variety in that county. On their return home the dear little church Rev. Jackson Pastor, never for got to entertain them with a fine reception, of the finest ever on here. The various pastors and wives were invited to participate with them. It was enjoyable to all there. Rev.Jacey son preached on the place in which good and loyal woman have always occupied in history at eleven o'clock last Sunday. The church was indeed proud of the pastors return. A revival meeting has begun at Rose Hill Baptist church between 8th and 9th Sts on Jersey ave. Rev W. H V. B. Taylor of Indianapolis Ind is conducting The meeting. Vote for the men who will win this fall—we tell it to you as it is. LEAD ON HYPNOTISM. With Hypnotize Man to Determine Degree of His Leagues. The use of hypnosis as a means of legal investigation has just been sanctioned by the Ghent court of appeals in regard to a case known as the "Borrenman trial," which it was found impossible to elucidate by means of ordinary evidence. It appears that in the course of certain celebrations held at Alost in June, 1899, M. W. Borrenman, a merchant of that town, was seriously injured, and as a result upward of twenty arrests were made, four of the defendants' were fined and one condemned to two months' imprisonment, while damages were awarded to the plaintiff. An appeal was subsequently made on behalf of defendants, and a new trial has been in progress for some time past. One of the principal points put forward by M. Borrenman was that as a result of the attack made upon him, he suffered from deafness. Medical examination having failed to give satisfactory evidence as to the degree of deafness from which he suffered, its cause, or the probability of curing it, three experts who had charge of the case, and among whom is a professor of Ghent university, submitted that in order to elucidate these points they should hypnotize M. Borrenman. The latter having given his consent, the court has just sanctioned the carrying out of the proposal. This is the first time in Belgium that the use of hypnotism has been sanctioned for judicial purposes. The result is awaited with considerable interest. BEAUTIFUL OCEAN ANEMONES. Specks on Shells Are Beautiful Living Ocean Flowers. Along the entire Atlantic coast there lie, day after day, tide after tide, clam shells, small shells, and stones with dirty, slimy, wart-like specks on them. Rub them, and nothing is left except a disagreeable viscid fluid. Yet all these specks are living ocean flowers, the wonderful sea anemones that vlie with land flowers in beauty and with the oddest of land animals of oddity. Pick up one of these dirty shells with the warts on it and place it carefully in a pool of clear, cold sea water, where the tide can reach it to keep it pure, and you will see a marvelous thing. So slowly that the motion is almost imperceptible the wart will lengthen itself out just the least bit. Then its apex begins to swell, and finally a sharp eye can see that it is opening. Suddenly petals commence to sprout from it. You are beholding the growth of a perfect sea blossom. Bit by bit the delicate, rich-tinted petals grow. It may take five minutes, it may take an hour, according to circumstances, before the flower is open. But it is worth waiting for, even if one has to wait an entire day. These petals are of every shape and of every size and of every color. Some anemones are exactly like splendid dahlias when they are fully open. Others are of a delicate texture and tint like purple esters. "What is the chief food of the people of India?" asked a teacher in a London school the other day. "Famine" promptly answered a little girl, who had apparently been reading the manual. Asphalt Pavements About twenty-five years ago government engineers decided to pave Pennsylvania avenue in Washington with asphalt. That was the beginning of the general use of the scientific mystery for street pavements. To-day over 234,000,000 square feet of street pavements in the United States and Canada are covered with asphalt. This asphalt pavement would make a boulevard twenty-six feet wide over 1,750 miles long and would reach from New York to New Orleans, and then have several miles for side streets. "Chair-House" Lodging Known as "the chair house," a New York institution's title is derived from the fact that human beings so poor they can not buy a lodging at the cheapest Bowery resorts put up five cents for a chance to occupy a chair for the night. By 11 o'clock the night's contingent is fast asleep in the chairs, the usual number being twenty-five or thirty men, of all kinds and degrees of decrepit poverty "Don't cher U Need To Call B, M. WI For Fine Groceries and Confectioner t cher kn ed To Call And M. WILSO ries and Confectioneries. "Don't cher know" U Need To Call And See B. M. WILSON For Fine Groceries and Confectioneries. Best line of goods in the city. Finest Display of Candies, Cigars and Tobacco Smith Yost famous home made Pies always on h In fact everything cheap for cash. Give him NOTICE FIRST CHURCH MISSION CIRCLE CHILDREN BANK TAKE NOTICE Corner: It becomes my duty to Sound the Tone at the First Baptist Church, Rev. W. L. Kansas, Oct. 7-12, 1902. Tied for Twelve months. It is now time for laying in the Sheaves. This year has brought to commands are made upon us to labor more zeal in fields of Kansas and daughters of Africa are appealing to order before. Sent令 to help in the education of the youth us to neglect. With these urgent objects, circle and every church to lend hand and help to come or send representative to Kansas to together and be enable to do more effective service you informing you of the money that you and amount due state. Chuun blankets you in a few days. Rates will be one fair val. 300 delegates are expected. Thousand Dollars is the Rally MATION write:— Writing, Pres. Kansas City, Mo. E. Arlington V Cor. & Finan 618 Jersey ave. HARTONA POSITIVELY STRAIGHTENS —ALL— Kinky, Knotty, Stubbors, Harsh, Curly Hair. A makes the hair grow long, straight, be hair dandruff, baldness, itching, excels. Prevents Falling Out of the Hair. HARTONA POSITIVELY STRAIGHT Hair. Guaranteed harmless. Sent a 25c. and 50c. per box. FACE BLEACH will gradually turn, turn, person five or six shades lighter, turn, suit to person, almost white. HARTONA Wrinkles, Dark Spots, Pimples, Freelance to any address, on receipt of price— Remedies are absolutely guaranteed, and refunded if you are not perfectly satisfied. Send you free a book of testimonials to people in your own State who have a Remedies. ALL GRAND OFFER. Send us One mention this on three large boxes of HARTONA HIGHTENER, two large bottles of HARTEN, one large box of HARTONA NO-SM. Aggreable odors caused by Perspiration. Will be sent securely sealed from observance and post-office and express office address. Send in Stamps or by Post-Office Mail registered Letter or by Express orders to— HARTONA REMEDY CO. 909 E. Main Street, RICHMOND, VIRGINIA. BAPTIST C MISSION C CHILDREN TAKE NOT My Dear Co-Laborer:—It becomes my duty to to Meet in Covention at the First Baptist Church tor., Kansas City, Kansas. Oct. 7-12, 1902. We have been seperated for Twelve months. It is pers are called to bring in the Sheaves. This year FIRST—Greater demands are made upon us to humanity, in the barren fields of Kansas SECOND—The sons and daughters of Africa and help us" as never before. THIRD—The urgent call to help in the educa a duty too sacred for us to neglect. With these upon every mission circle and every church u le We call upon you to come or send representation we may reason awhile together and be able to do Circulars will be sent you informing you of the year for State missions and amount due state. Convention will be sent you in a few days. Rates Buy tickets for Carnival. 300 delegates are expect One Thousand Dollars is For further information write:— Rev. T. H. Ewing, Pres. 18 & Vine Sts. Kansas City, Mo. 618 Je NOTICE! BAPTIST CHURCHES MISSION CIRCLES. CHILDREN BANDS My Dear Co- Laborer:—It becomes my duty to Sound the Trumpet calling you to Meet in Coventon at the First Baptist Church, Rev. W. L. Grant, D. D. Pastor., Kansas City, Kansas, Oct. 7-12, 1902. We have been separated for Twelve months. It is now time for harvest and the reapers are called to bring in the Sheaves. This year has brought to us many blessings FIRST—Greater demands are made upon us to labor more zealously for Christ & humanity, in the barren fields of Kansas SECOND—The sons and daughters of Africa are appealing to us “Come over and help us” as never before. THIRD,—The urgent call to help in the education of the youths of our land is a duty too sacred for us to neglect. With these urgent objects before you, we call upon every mission circle and every church to lend heart and heart. We call upon you to come or send representative to Kansas City, Kansas that we may reason awhile together and be enable to do more effective work. Circulars will be sent you informing you of the money that you have given this year for State missions and amount due state. Chu on blanks and programs of Convention will be sent you in a few days. Rates will be one fare Round trip. Buy tickets for Carnival. 300 delegates are expected. One Thousand Dollars is the Rally Cry. HARTONA Harsh, Curly Hair HARTONA makes the hair grow long and glossy. Cures Dandruff, Baldness, Scalp Diseases. Prevents Falling Out ture Baldness. HARTONA POSITIVE KINKIEST HAIR. Guaranteed harml receipt of price—25c. and 50c. per box. HARTONA FACE BLEACH will grow black of dark person or shades skin of a mulatto person almost wint BLEACH removes Wrinkles, Dark Spots, heads, and all Blemishes of the skin harmless. Sent to any address on rec per bottle. Hartona Remedies are absolutely gui is positively refunded if you are not per us, and we will send you free a book of one hundred people in your own State using Hartona Remedies. SPECIAL GRAND OFFER. we will send you three large boxes of HARD STRAIGHTENER, two large bot BLEACH, and one large box of HART removes all disagreeable odors caused by Paint, Pins, &c. Goods will be sent securely sealed your name and post-office and office Money can be sent in Stamps or by P enclosed in Registered Letter or by Exp Address all orders to— HARTONA makes the hair grow long, straight, beautiful, soft, and glossy. Cures Dandruff, Baldness, Icteremia, and all Scalp Diseases. Prevents Falling Out of the Hair and Premature Baldness. HARTONA POSITIVELY STRAIGHTENS THE KINKIEST HAIR. Guaranteed harmless. Sent anywhere on receipt of price—25c. and 50c. per box. HARTONA FACE BLEACH will gradually turn the skin of a black or dark person five or six shades lighter, and will turn the skin of a mulatto person almost white. HARTONA FACE BLEACH removes Wrinkles, Dark Spots, Pimples, Freckles, Blackheads, and all Blemishes of the skin. Guaranteed absolutely harmless. Sent to any address on receipt of price—25c. and 50c. per bottle. Hartona. Remedies are absolutely guaranteed, and your money is simply refunded if you are not perfectly satisfied. Write to us, and we will send you free a book of testimonials of more than one hundred people in your own State who have used and are using Hartona Remedies. SPECIAL GRAND OFFER. Send us one Dollar and mention this paper, and we will send you three large boxes of HARTONA HAIR GROWER AND STRAIGHTENER, two large bottles of HARTONA FACE BLEACH, and one large box of HARTONA NO-SMELL, which removes all disagreeable odors caused by Perspiration of the Feet, Arm-Pits. & Goods will be sent securely sealed from observation. Write your name and post-office and express office address very plainly. Money can be sent in Stamps or by Post-Office Money Order, or enclosed in Registered Letter or by Express AGENTS WANTED In Every Town and City. Liberal Salary Paid. --- 741 Jersey ave. ```markdown ``` TRADE-MARK. AFTER USING RADIO A John Beight happiness to the Dyne Margaret Bottome, in "Heart to Heart Talks" in the Ladies' Home Journal, relates this pathetic incident of her ministrations to the slick: "Just before I left for Europe last summer, a great box came to me filled with dolls, all dressed, and the request came with it that I should have them sent to a children's hospital. There is a hospital in New York for consumptive children, as well as for older people with the same disease, and I gave the dolls to a physician who is connected with that hospital. He said afterward he wished I could have seen the children trooping toward him, each carrying a doll. But the most touching thing to me was what the nurse told the doctor, that after every child was turned with a doll there were a number left, and the poor women dying with consumption asked if each might have a doll. They all wanted them, and to each the dolls were given, and the nurse said she could not have dreamed of their 'seeing' such a comfort to those poor sick women. There were just enough dolls for each to have one. Ah er know" Call And See WILSON Stationeries. in city. Cigars and Tobaccoes. Trade Pies always on hand. Rush. Give him a trial. Kansas City, Kas. NOTICE! CHURCHES CIRCLES, N BANDS NOTICE d duty to Sound the Trumpet calling you Church, Rev. W. L. Grant, D. D. Pas- 02. It is now time for harvest and the rea- sis year has bright to us many blessings in us to labor more zealously for Christ & Africa are appealing to us "Come over the education of the youths of our land is these urgent objects before you, we call to lend hand and heart. presentative to Kansas City, Kansas that able to do more effective work. of the money that you have given this state. Chuun blanks and programs of Rates will be one fare Round trip. are expected. Cars is the Rally Cry. E. 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BEFORE BUILDING MARTON ‘WHEN PA TRIED MENTAL ‘When Pe tried Mental Healin’ in the Fall He says: “At tna’ ve found the art of iivin’ evermore: ‘Ana a'molsture bern of pity dimmed the Taster of his ee, ‘As hie saia: "Oh; wretched mortale, in ‘Your ignorance to die! ‘Wren you might keep right on livin’ if the ‘act you once opined ‘That diseace ts but © phantom of the mor- td, restless mind Holeluyert™ said iy father, in @ bile That the fact Mind ts Monarch is, the ‘lorious truth Live saw. “Oh, do not ery, my little son," said Pa, tor here's'the truth: ‘Your pain fy onfy In your hind; tx not tn ‘Your tooth” as’ fet your Mind upon st, an’ Keep st 20 Flsht there, ‘An’ you'll be surprised to notice that It ts wot anywhere. Don't tell me tat your tooth does ache! 1 guess 1 orto know! An’ quit that howil! ow at once, an five your Stina a show!" And then Tewent behing the barn tuntit my tears Talaked Perhaps my" tooth wan't aching, but 1 iknow t houghe it ached One day my Pa was pounding on a nal against the wal And he sort of mined the target and hi his thumb—that's all; But the words my’ Pa then strewed around they were @ eric tome: Ana T thought 1a best console him, for his language was too frees And so sayes "Ie doesn't hurt; its only tn your Sting And {f you'll give your Mind a show you'l be surprised to find T never di get farther, for he jerked me out of plumb. ‘Ana ‘said: 'Dern’ Mental, Hatin’! ‘Ths shure Is my thumb. Since then my Pa's hackstidden, and he ‘groans and sooans aroun: Ana ‘his books on Mentat Hestin’ in the attic maybe found: And he often says, emphatic: “A man's fool T find, Who insists! a” Brokes thumbnail 1s a ‘phantom of the tind ‘That! cholerer's-a delusion, an’ that ty- hold fs a sham, ‘They's plenty of such Imbecites, Dut drat meit Tam Ana $6 T kind 0° argue, though in con- fidence I speale ‘That my Pa haw good Intentions, but his mind ts middiin” weak, —Aifrea J, Waterhouse in New York eee In a Strange Land BY EDGAR WELTON COOLEY. oopyetght; Hell by athens Byndicate: STRANGER in a strange land he was, this youth aimlessly wandering the streets of the great city. His garments were ill-fit tint «nd coarse. His large, red uands hung awkward- ly at his sides. Two gehen econ w ed below his coat sleeve. His trousers bagged frightfully at the knees and his heavy plow shoes were strangers to polish. But his face was honest—hon- est and brown as the autumn fields. A healthy tan covered his features, Dut in his large blue eyes a sadness lin gered. He glanced into a thousand faces ‘and saw not one he knew. He ‘was jostled by the passing throng, but no frfendly hand grasped his. He was weary with his tramping and hungry for the sound of a familiar voice. Plainly he was from the country. In iis eyes there seemed to slumber the glitter of the sunlight on the ripples of a brook, and his freckled face seemed dappled’ with the shadows sweeping over meadows clover-covered. Around his worn and faded garments there seemed to cling the wild frangrance of the conflelds far outstretching and the sweeter, subtle perfume of the tangled, nodding grasses, His movements were slow and un- graceful, but his shoulders were broad and his muscles hard as steel. Neither tramp nor beggar was Robert Lane, but in his pockets there was not @ penny. A light luncheon he had eaten, but he knew not from whence his dinner was to come. He was searching for work—search- ing in strange and unfamiliar places. Few could husk more corn or pind more grain in a day than he, but he ‘was of small value in the busy marts of trade, He had ’cut adrift from his quiet, peaceful home upon a farm to drift amid the whirlpools of the metropolic. lured by wrong impressions, by mis- guided hopes. ‘And so it was not strange that his heart was heavy and his eyes dim with unshed tears. Ever before him was a picture of the sweet-faced girl waiting for him in the neat white farmhouse in the Iowa hills. He had meant to make her so proud of him. He had meant to work and economize; to save and to prosper, and then return to the old farm and her and bring her back with him to the city and dress her in fine clothes. He remembered how she smiled up into his face as they stood beside the river that last night they were togeth- er; he remembered how tenderly she placed her hand upon his shoulder; he Femembered how softly the starlight glimmered on the smooth surface. of the water; how distinctly there came to them, through the fragrant air, the barking of Wilson's dog on the hilltop a mile away, and the lowing of the cattle in the lowlands; how the beetles boomed. through the dusk; how the wind whispered among the corn, and how, over all, hung the peacefulness of a summer evening in the country. And was this the end of it all—the end of his dreams, of his hopes, of his ambitions? ‘A lump arose in his throat and he arew the back of his hand across his exes. Cable cars rattled past; clevated trains thundered overhead. An endiess stream of humanity flowed by like a Doundiess ocean about to engulf him. ‘Suddenly above the tumult and the ain arose a piercing scream, the rattle of swiftly moving wheels over the brick pavement, the shouting of men and the sound of scurrying feet, ‘Then Robert Lane beheld a spectacle that drove the blood from his temples. that made him clench his fists and stare with cold lips pressed together. ‘Along the thoroughfare a frightened team was madly dashing, dragging a eariage that whipped from side to side as the animals swerved this way and that, A frail young girl clung desper- ately to the rear seat, her face pale, her hair flying in the wind. "As the team dashed toward Robert, ‘the child's frieghtened eyes fell on bis freokeled face. Perhaps the innate strength and courage of the man im- pressed her childish mind—perhaps it was but a desperate hope of succor. At All events she partly arose and reached out her hands towards him, while into ther eyes there flashed an appealing gleam, awful in its intensity. ““eip!” she cried. “Oh, save me! "Robert Lane could never listen with deaf ears to the weak’s appeal. To him, womanhood and childhood were the most sacred things on earth. Forever “he would have despised himself as a ‘coward had he hesitated at a time like this. ‘And so it was that almost before the bystanders .had realized what was transplring, he had leaped directly in the path of the team and had elutched the horses by the bits In a grasp of steel, ‘The maddened animals dragged him roughly over the hard pavement 1u thelr headlong filght. His legs wer: bruised and mangled by their hoofs; his bead was battered by the bugwy toungue. But he did not relax his grip. He had spent all his life with horses; to handle them—to master them, was @ second nature with him. He exerted the whole of his giant strength upon the bits. ‘The muscles on his arms, from which the coat and shirt sleeves had been torn, stood out like hickory knots. Slowly’ but surely he drew the horses’ heads down, down, down, until their necks were all but broken. He pressed thefr muzzles be- neath their breasts and held them until they knew that they were conquered— until they stopped and groaned for merey. After that he had a faint recollection of being pulled from beneath the horses’ feet. Then he knew nothing more until he awoke in a hospital and saw a bright-eyed nurse with snovy cap and apron bending over him. He was covered with cuts and bruises. Every inch of his body seemed to ache and pain, But, looking into the bright eyes of the murse, he forgot all this. For, somehow, those eyes reminded him of the sweet-faced girl in the farmhouse in the Iowa hills. ‘The nurse smiled and smoothed the pillow under his head. “Youhave been delirious.” she said, softly, “but you are not seriously in- Jured.’ In a few days you will be quite recovered.” “I have’ been delirious?” he replied. “Yes, you have talked a great deal. ‘Mostly about Annie and the lowa river, and, let’s see—Marfetta. Is that the name?” “Yes," he laughed. “I live on the Iowa river near Marietta, and Annie— Annie has eyes like you.” “There,” she said, brushing his dark hair back from his temples, “you must be quiet now.” ‘Then she moved away, and he watch- ed her with dreamy eyes until she dis- appeared through the door. On the third day he had a visitor. He was an elderly man with eye-glasses attached to a gold chain, The nurse conducted him to Robert's cot, and he took the boy's brown, rough hand in both his soft, white ones. “Young man,” he said, in a manner intended to be matter of fact, but in a voice that trembled in spite of him- self, “young man, it fs needless for me to try to thank you for saying my danghter’s life. Nothing that I can say or do will sufficiently express my grat- tude. But I will say this: My wealth, my influence and my experience are at your command. Iam ready to further, to the best of my ability, your most cherished ambition. ‘Tell me, my son, what is your most ardent desire?” From the kind face of the grateful father, Robert shifted his glance to the bright eyes of the smiling nurse. A wistful look came into his face and his lips trembled. ‘Then again he looked into the eyes of the aged man. “My greatest desire,” he said. “Oh, sir, T wanto hear the wind whisperin’ in the corn; I want to see the starlight fallin’ in the river, and I want to 100k at Annie and to hold Annie's hand.” FIRST DINING CAR MADE. It Was Called the “Delmonico” and ‘Was Crudely Equipped. Leslie's Weekly: ‘The first dining car was called the Delmonico, of ‘course. Tt must have resembled ‘our present beautiful dining cars but slight- ly. Built by the Pullman company at its pioneer works in Chicago, It was pitt Into service In 1865, and afver a short hut distinguished career descended to the position of boarding ear for con- structors along the line, but it did not come to this, of course, until great. im- provements ‘had ben made upon it in Subsequent models, Tt was built in two sections, with a kitchen in the midile, One end was reserved for ladies, and here no Smoking was allowed, the other end was a buffet arrangement, and got Tisett nicknamed “the beer garden” De- fore it had been in service many moons. The floor of the car was uncarpeted, and the seats were ordinary low-backed coach seats, nphoistered in leather, ‘The ear was finished in walnut, but the ‘celling was covered with olleloth. ‘The ‘provision supply storeroom and refrig- ‘erator were under the center of the ‘ear, and access could be had to them only by means of a little brass ladder suspended from the side of the car. Tt was rather a precarious adventure for the dining car employes to make a visit to the larder while the train was in motion, inasmuch as there were a great many covered bridges and other obstructions along the line in those Gays which would undoubtedly have swept them into eternity had they not timed their trips down the little bruss ladder strictly acording to schedule. ‘The kitchen was supplied with an ordi- nary soft coal range. Still, in spite of all these peculiar disadvantages, the bill of fare for that time was consider- ed most elaborate. ‘The most interesting thing, however, about the Delmonico was the way in which the employes kept tab on re- ceipts, When a passenger entered the car the conductor handed the waiter who was to take care of him, a smail pasteboard tieket, which the waiter straightway deposited in a padlocked tin box in the kitchen, At the terminal station the ticket agent came into the ar, unlocked the tin box, and with dive ceremony “counted up the house.” ‘The conductor and other employes, while not being required to give an exact ac- count, were expected to make an ap- proximate check in accordance with the number of passengers served. Talk about your graft! Are there any opportunities like that nowadays? Sending Money in the Mail. ‘The person who would have fun with Unele Sam’s mails is not a rare bird, but the fellow who has sufficient con- fidence in the national government to entrust mgney in the postoffice with outa lot of safeguards is infrequent. ‘This latter individual has been met with by the Nashville postal clerks twice within 48 hours. Fist came a $1 Dill, bare and bleak, in all its pristine glory, sans wrapper. envelope or any- thing’ to hide its nakedness, the only thing to denote its destination being a label pasted on its back on which was written the name of its consignee, but nothing to indicate the consignor. The man who received it in due course of mail delivery is keeping it as proof positive that postal clerks, in this sec- tion at least, are incorruptible. The second aberration was in the shape of a roll of greenbacks deposited in a railway postal car at Bowling Green. Ky., without envelope or wrap- ner of any sort. A bit of frazzled twine was fastened about the “wad” (it wasn’t @ hefty one, containing only $15), and to this was tied a tag bearing the address of a local firm. This, too, reached the persons for whom it was intended, Postal officials are of the opinion that this method of transmitting mon- ey Is about the safest yet devised. the fact of its being unconcealed conveying the idea. that it is intended as a de- cov, |SUll, this sort of thing is not ex pected to become intensely popular — St. Louis Republic, “I've been readin’ so gosh durned mueh ‘bout the North Pole an’ Airships an’ one thing—a-nother that T had ter up an’ dream ‘bout the hull bizness They say that a dream only lasts ‘bout five seconds but a feller can have a year’s experience with each second if he gits Inter a dream right,” remarked the old man, as he stroked his whiskers and leaned back in his chair with a far away look on his face as if waiting for a suggestion, “Have a cigar,” said the editor, and smoke up again. “I would like to’ hear all about your pipe dream.” “I'm always free ter tell yer ‘bout enything that I think ‘ll interest yer,” replied Uncle Bill, as he lit the cigar and took a few whiffs, he continted, “Pears like a feller can have a better time when he’s asleep than wake, Now, last night T went to ter bed in the us- ual way, but I went ter the North Pole an’ farmed it fur five year’ an’ was | back in time ter do the milkin’ this mornin’. It’s a durn shame ter miss ‘ont on the reality part uv a dream like that an’ have ter come back ter the first principles uv farm life ‘eanse "bout the first tning I remember doin’ on a farm "was ter milk an’ this mornin’ after get- tin’ back from the North Pole "bout the ‘first thing I done was ter do the bal- lancin’ act on a one-legged milkin’ stool with ‘ole Brock’ fur a side pardner.” “Yes, but about your dream,” said the editor impatiently, whose “hobby was a good dream story. ‘Wall, I'd kind a led myself ter be- lieve that flyin’ had been reserved fur birds an’ stich lke, but I've seen s0 durn much in papers ‘bout flyin’ ma- chines uv late an’ then Seth Wiggers has always contended that some day we'd fly through the air as the only safe means uy travelin, that last night after eatin’ a mess uv ‘Weddin’ supper over at Hans Jorgenson’s—his daughter married one uv Cy Prewett’s boys—I went home an’ after I got ter sleep then I got ‘Wingy’ ‘cause I thought Seth Wiggers flew over ter my house with his flyin’ machine an’ said, ‘git in Bill an’ lets go explorin.’ He said ‘I've got provision enough ter last us a month an’ I'm always in fur a leetle mite uy trayelin’, so T got aboard after gittin’ my valise an’ high hat, an’ Seth pulled a lever an’ up we started while Helen stood in the back door flaggin’ uv us with her apron. “We sailed all over the East and at the St. Louis fair took the $100,000 cash prize an’ then Seth said, ‘Bill, what do yer say? les’ go ter the North pole.’” ‘So you started after that myth?” sareasticly spoke the editor, “There ain't no myths enymore.” re- lated Unele Bill; there used ter be, but now everything is, only yer has ter find it.” “You do not mean to say that you actually found the North pole? even in a dream.” “Bet yer life we did; we started a sailin’ fur the pole what's been both- erin’ people fur a hundred year an’ more, We stopped at Castle City. That was the mest beautiful spot I ever see,” remarked Uncle Bill enthusiastically. “Castle City? I never heard of that before.” said the editor, becoming deep- ly interested. | “there's lots uy things yer never heerd uy.” said Uncle Bill as he con- ‘tinued. “Me an’ Seth was a sailin’ along at about 200 miles an hour when way off on the crest uy a shimmerin’ cloud we spied a wonderful city, everything was on the gorgeous plan, so I sald Seth stear right co it an’ in a giffy we landed an’ uv all the beautiful spots on record that was it; but the funny part uy It was the, most beatiful” castes were deserted.” “Did you find out why they were de- ‘serted?” asked the editor. “Found out all about it, an’ who used ‘ter own ’em,” replied Uncle Bill. ““The swellest one was built by Rockyfeller, an’ then Schwab’s come next an’ then ‘Morgan's; Hanna’s was swell too, but ‘there was hundreds uy "em deserted an’ the place while it was grogeous looked ‘rather lonesome.” “Yer see.” sald Uncle Bill, as the ‘editor leaned forward in his ‘chair to ‘better grasp every word that the old man_was saying, “these castles in Cas- tle City was al ty ‘em air castles, what these fellers had built while they was poor, an’ air castle buflder now days, can't construct enything haif so grand as they seem ter the world ter be hav- in’ in reality.” “Ahem!” Ejaculated the editor, as he straightened back in his chair with a tired air about him, after he recover- ed sufficiently he sald, “Here is a match. You had better ‘re-light your cigar and smoke up.” “After relighting his cigar he con- tinued, ‘Well after we had seen Castle City, we started on fur the pole. We sailed over snow an’ ice ontil finally we see land on beyond an’ when we got there we found it a very fertile country an’ well settled, land was cheap, 80 we bought farms, yer see, we had plenty uy prize money along ter buy enything we wanted, We found ole Father Time there; that’s his home; he was a set- tin’ on the bank uv a purty little lake fishin’ with an odd lookin’ pole an’ we asked him what kind av a pole it was, an’ he said this is the North pole, fel- lers, Let me ride in yer air ship, 80 af- ter we'd been there five year’ an’ had two uy the best Improved farms inthe country, we took the ole sickle jabber in our ship an’ started on a trip fur home We asked him how he enjoyed his trip through the air, an’ he said ‘twas more fun than graftin’ wrinkles ona purty woman's face. But finally his ole sickle got tangled up in the machin- ery an’ cut one uy the important stay guys ter our ship an’ then the jig was up, an’ down we come, an’ just as we was strikin’ a big iceberg I heerd Helen say, ‘What on earth's the matter with yer enway.’ An’ there I was, landed on All fours on the floor. I said, ‘Helen, I'm durned near frose ter death, where's ‘Seth? an’ then she said, ‘sakes alive, he's home, I ‘spose, where he'd orter be.’ An' I said, he got home too, did he? An’ by that time I was awake enough ‘ter realize that it was a dream. An’ so we are minus the prize money, but I'll POSTOFFICE SAVING BANK. An Institution Which America Will Have Some Day Boston Herald: One of the great in- ‘stitutléis of the British government is the postoffice savings bank, in which one person in every tive of the entire population of the United Kingdom Is a depositor. As five persons are general ly allowed to the family, this would mean that every household in the Unit- ed Kingom could be represented by the number of accounts opened with this government savings bank. A recent issue of the London Daily Mail gives a complete account of the methods and niles of this bank, which is one of the ‘most successiul undertakings that the British government has ever tried. The bank receives deposits as small as a single shilling, but it only pays interest on completed pounds, and the interest rate Is 2% per cent per annum, prac- tically a half-penny per pound per month. No single depositor can pay in more than £50 i a year and no ac- count can exceed £200. This maxi- mum figureis, however, not often reach~ ‘ed, for 90 per cent of the accounts are for sums less than £50, the average ac- count being a trifle over £16. There fare 8,500,000 depositors and the total of the deposits is £149,000,000, or, rough-- ly speaking, $715,000,000, a sum about equal to the savings bank deposits in the state of Massachusetts and Con- necticut combined. ‘The great attractiveness of the post- office savings bank is Its security. In- yestors cannot be attracted by the low rate of interest, for private savings banks could certainly offer better in- aucements than does the government from the income point of view; but the government bank fs convenient, and, as Sir Michael Hieks-Beach said, it is “as safe as anything in this world can be.” Alltold, there are almost 14 000 branches of the bank in the entire kingdom, there being practically one in every town and village, and in each of these branches a depositor may pay in or draw out money. According to the Mail's story, the record deposit for a Single day was £48,115, entered by 124.- 469 persons, and the largest withdrawal in a single day was £221,149, taken up by 44.805 persons. It will be seen that the withdrawals average larger for a person than the deposits, and this ts found to he the general rule with the depositors. They put their money in little by little, and when it comes to drawing it out, larger sums are called for. ‘The bank also has another feature that helps people in poor circumstances to save. We are always told how the French peasants are encouraged to in- vest their money, even if it is only a small amount, in government securi- ties, but through the postoffice bank a man in England may purchase a shill- ing’s worth of consols. On the request of a depositor «aie bank will buy any quantity at the market price, from a shilling’s worth to the amount that an individual may have on deposit. Fur- ther than that, it will allow a purchaser to hold consois to the value of £500 through its office. ‘The daily purchases of consols for the bank runs from £7,- 000 to £10,000, and its sales are some- thing less, for the amount to the eredit of the depositors quite constant ly inereases. By having £500 worth of consols held by the hank and also the full legal limit of £200 on deposit, one person can haye the bank handle for him £700, and as each individual in a family could transact an equal amount of business, a family of five could have over $17,000 in one way or the other in the control of the postoffice bank. It is a great institution, ably managed, and as we have sald, it attracts depositors not because it is'a highly profitable in- vestment, but because it is a conven- fent_and perfectly safe bank for the funds of those who, having little, can Hil afford to lose even a penny by poor Feet ake PLEASURE IN BIBLE DEADING. Mind and Body Profits By A Com- plete Change of Feeding. Kansas City Journal: No person who has not tried the experiment ean have an adequate idea of the pleasure that may be got from turning abruptly from current literature to the Bible. This is not necessarily or entirely be- cause of the superiority of the latter over the former. The case would be the same if we were daily producing books the Bible's equal in merit. The mind as well as the body enjoys and profits by the sensation of a complete change. There is, we think, no evidence that a life by the sea or in the mountains fs more conducive to health or longevity than a life on the prairies, But every one is aware of the benefits to be got from temporarily changing from one to the other. It raises the tide of life, stim- lates every faculty and increases the capacity for enjoying and appreciating the most pleasures. A complete change of reading or of thought has a similar sftect on the intellect, Frequent excur- sions into Dickens, Thackeray, Brown- ing, Shakespeare, and especially the Bible, besides the direct pleasure, by stimulating the faculties, developing a taste which is capable of discriminat- ing the good from the bad in current literature, and producing an enlarged capacity for enjoying the former. If the reader, whether young or mid- le aged or old, Jew, Christian or ag- nostic. has not looked Into his Bible for a jong time—and there are unmis- takable indications that this is the case with a great many folks whose know!- edge of otherd kinds of literature is by no means contemptible—let him pick it up today, and spend a little time on pevusal of the account of the crea- tion, or the story of Job, or the poetry of Isaiah, or the sermon‘on the mount, or Paul’s speech before Agrippa, or the opistle of St. James. Or, better still, let him resolve to read it through within the next year. He may accomplish the latter feat by_ reading three chapters a day. It is perhaps, best that he should approach it with a spirit of plety. But, whether his attitude is one of rever- ence, of revived interest or of mere cn- riosity, he can hardly fail to get bene- fit and pleasure from the experiment, If he knew the book in-his youth, he will be astonished at the difference between the light in which it appeared to him then and now. and at the extent to which it has affected all the literature with which he has since become famil- iar and will wonder why he did not re- turn to it sooner. If he has never read it attentively he will be filled with aston- ishment and regret that he neglected for so many years to perform so agree- able and profitablea dbty, How He Restrained Applause. Among the puns treasured in the minds of Harvard men is one made by award Cummings, formerly a profes- sor at Cambridge ‘and now associate pastor in Dr. Edward Everett Hale's church, in Boston, At the close of one of his lectures Prof. Cummings was roundly applauded. Presently _ the stamping and shuffling of feet were added to the other expressions of ap- proval, and the floor of the old Massa- chusetis hall shook noticeably. “Gentlemen! gentlemen!” exclaimed Prof. Cummings in a tone of mock anx- fety, “I fear these premises will not bear out your conclusions,”—Exchange. AND Gibe Bditor SS if Evcan ener L) eer se) es WW oi) = Th } sn 7 thee) Wry S, wal LAL ‘2 oe REAMS are like run-a-way IJ horses, yer never can teil where they are goin ter land yer ontil yer lights." sald Uncle BIN as he pull- BSE] ci a dream book out of his BEEN rocket and went to scan- pp oes ning through its pages. — — ° Save the Babies. J NFANT MORTALITY is something frightful. We can hardly realize sha all the children born in civilized countries, twenty-two per cent,, op ms 7 one quarter, die before they reach one year; thirty-seven per cent., or mor a one-third, before they are five, and one half before they are fifteen! “ We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would say f jority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of the infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations, Drops, ting, . and soothing syrups sold for children’s complaints contain more or less tas morphine, They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any anges they stupefy, retard circtlation and lead to congestions, sickness, death, ‘ei operates exactly the reverse, but you must see that it bears the sim atte d Chas. H. Fletcher, Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens th pores of the skin and allays fever. ‘ 9vo Drors | i | ae Co am: rASTORIA wee ANegetable Preparation forAs- similating the Food and Reg la ting the Stomachs and Bowels of Bniwrckne e000 Promotes Digestion Cheerful ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium, Morphine nor Mineral. Nor NARCOTIC. ‘Aegoe of Otd Dr SUUELPICHER ee Fekete - fee ilo Sada + Tem ed el Aperfect Remed, for Constipa- tion, Sour Stomach, Diar rhea, || Worms Convulsions, Feverish- ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. FacSimile Signature of Bai fiidw. NEW YORK. Cr rs Cen Rp Liat heey _ exact copy oF weapPeR. | | HAD CAUSE FOR HAPHINE3S. It Was the Second Great Crisis in Her Life. At a whist party in Georgetown the other evening the older players took to discussing their proposals before che one which was taken seriously. One of the party was an official of the nation- al government, who is famous for his thoughtfulness and dignity. He waited until most of the others had spoken, and then, resting back in his chair, with a suspicious twinkle in his eye, told the following: “When I was a school teacher in Cen- tral Pennsylvania, I had in my gradu- ating class a yery sweet country girl— one of the sort who looked on the ‘academy’ as comprising all earthly wisdom. I had become very fond of her in the course of the three years in the under classes. Partly on that account and partly because I was young aud foolish, I proposed to her. It occurred in their tumble-down, home-like old house down near the canal. We were sitting together in the ‘best room,’ with its hair-cloth furniture and a marble- topped table in the middle of the floor. I'm afraid T have to admit that the girl said yes. We were very happy for a minute or so, when the poor girl began to cry. ‘What in the world fs the mat- ter?’ asked. But the girl just kept on crying. ‘Please tell me what's the mat- ter.’ By this time I was beside myself. I hadn't an idea what had frightened the girl so badly. But she just looked np at me, with her eyes shining through the tears, and said, betweon sobs. ‘I haven't been so happy since the day I joined the church.’ "—Wash- ington Star. | A little girl from a crowded tenement house was delightedly telling a friend in the college settlement about her new teacher. | She's just, a perfect lady, that’s what she is," sald the child. |_ “Huh! How do you know she's a perfect lady? questioned her friend. “You've known her only two days, ' “It’s easy enough telling,” was’ the indignant answer. “I know she's a perfect lady because she makes me feel polite au the time.”—Youth's Compan- fon. __ King Alexander of Servia is reported to have said that he still hopes for an heir, but if disappointted will adopt a young child as the Servian Crown Prince. Kittle—Well, there’s one thing about the auto. It has enabled a good many to make a noise in the world who never were heard of before. Kattle—But it has brought them into worse odor than before if that were possible—Boston Evening Transeripr. / A letter mailed in Yankton, 8. D., in August, 1885, has just been returned to its writer. It followed the man to whom it was addressed for several ‘Years; passed several more in the care ‘of hotel clerks, and was finally started ‘on another journey after the man who aenbe ae ‘The Pope has appointed the Rey. Dr. Maguire to be archbishop of Glasgow. He was ordered a priest in 1871, and has been the mainstay of the Glasgow Archdiocese for several years, having been appointed auxilliary bishop to the late archbishop in 1994, when Dr. Eyre became enfeebled through old age. Nearly 8000 motor cars are now in use in Paris and the nelghborhood, 3,~ 800 of the cars having a registered speed of over eighteen miles an hour. The number of licensed “chauffeurs” at the beginning of the month was 13,- o, Letters from Prominent Physician, addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. Dr. A. F. 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E even R-ascns, A newspaper offered a prize recently for the best answer to the question, | “What are the reasons that keep a wo: ‘man from marrying?” A horrid syai- cal male creature carried off one of the prizesz with a list of 16 “reasons.” Among them were: Her inability to make up her mind. _ ‘The horror of being “given away.” ‘The unhappy results of most mar- riages. The fascination of continuous flirta- tion, ‘The uncertain quality of a husband's temper. ‘The glory of never having accepted a Proposal. ‘The scarcity of desirable, or even tolerable, men, Her satisfaction of saying “No,” when she means “Yes.” The saving in human life through the absence of bad cookery. ‘The objectionable clause in the mar- riage service relating to obedience. ‘Her natural unselfishness places the happiness of the man she loves before her own, and she remains single. ‘Mr. Charles Kecan Paul, the London publisher, whose death in his 75th year is announced, passed a very interesting life s0 far as the development of his opinions was concerned, beginning life es a clergyman of the Church of Eng- land and becoming in turn an Agnostic, 8 Positivist, and then a Roman Cath” olic. A Sanervisor’s Story. | Lockport, N. Y., Oct. 6th.—Mr. George P. 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The late Justice Gray was a very Jarge man. He must have weighed 300 Pounds or more. He was several inches above six fect tall, and large in propor- tion. His most intimate friends were also giants in stature—the lste Phil- Ups Brooks Richardeon, the famous architect of Boston; and Bishop Mc- Vickar, of Rhode Island, After forty years’ experience as a gambler, Peter F. Delacy, the noted New York sport, advises everybody to leave games of chance alone. He says he can count on the fingers of one hand the men he has known to make money by gambling. “What ever became of that prehistor- fe man who was dug up in Kansas about two months ago?” asked the in- dividual who reads the papers, “He is being worked up into prehis- torle novels,” explains the man who keeps pace iterary progress.— Baltimore American. | Josiah uincy has returned to Dost from England, where he his sjeat last three months, and will now ate actively upon his duties as advise during the Democratic state caja in Massachusetts. HOW'S. THIS? Wo offer One Hundred Dollars Be ward for any cose of Caterh that a kot be cured by Hall's Catarci (i F. J. CHENEY & CO, Props. ‘Toledo, 0 We, the undersigned, have kaogs J. Cheney for the last 15 sears, believe him perfectly lonorable In a ‘business transactions ari) tnacal able to carry out any obiisations ma ‘by thelr firm. West & Truax, Wholesale Droit, Toledo, O. Walding, Kintian & Maris Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0. Halls Catarrh Cure {s taken Inte ally, acting directly upon the blow al mucous surfaces of the system. Pi ‘Je. per bottle. Sold by all Druitt ‘Testimonials free. Hall's Family Pilis are the best |, The query editor was troubled, a to say angry. “Hang it allt” he exclaimed, a5™ read the letter addressed to his depat ment, “my wife has been asking 2 that question for the last week, a! refused to be hotherei— He lol at the letter again, and jumps! até his chair, “Thunder and ins!” ™ cried, “it’s her handwriting, too. Si that ‘she has learned the (rick st make me settle every social, hous [and historical question tiiat comes and I'll be right on han to take blame if T make a mistal |, For a Jong time re remained but 4n thought. ‘Then he resigned. —Bro lyn Eagle, A telegram from Lonilon brines news that John W. Gates lia: bea Ted out of a London hots! tvais® his promiscuous profanity ant at Promiscuous expectoration But while this Chicago is om non grata another (aroun. Me Charles T. Yerkes, is o'r of the menant guests at the hotel. Evidently, therefore, \iv. vorkes not swear and does not spit. Tt the difference between iin and Gates.—Chicago Record-lieratd Paris pays nearly one-uarte the direct taxes levied in Pranet South Africa is of vol-anic Le and the land in the vivinity of berly is so sulphurous thst ©" pehawiicaiok wnom it. Captain B, H. Marmadule. Og officer of the Confedera'r sat 8% in San Francisco securink “4 ‘the Colombian navy tha! will IM to clear the sea of insurselt My sels, It is understood that he wil Several vessels converted 1st boats, At Cratg-y-Nos, Mme, Pat pe thelargest piano, as well «8 t* Coy expensive orchestrion, io th 2", The latter wonderful instr igg equal to the combined ors P55 performers. It cost £824, oye Tepertoire of over eighty vest tions and airs. a | Garracross, on the west tl and, is composed entirely, arth ‘here are large stone avail hry but the inhabitants stout!y Opa ave a proper house on the he ea ‘a ninverted fishing boat 1s ‘aaekan Lutheran Minister - Tell of His Cure After Suffering Six Years. After Sufering Six Years. I laughed. I did not replace, and during all of the time I would different kinds of trusses day and niht, with the hope of effect, a cure, but they all failed—they only held the rapture. Upon the advice of Rev. F. P. Fleifer of, Sedalia, a medical specialist, 103 W. Ninth Street, Kansas City, Mo., who cared me in a few weeks without sub-jecting me to a dangerous and painful operation, I was sent to the hospital, and I persued with my trusses without inconvenience, will please apply to me, personally or by phone. Kansas City, Mo. June 3, 1900. My Dear Doc. I was so scared—many times the rapture was so bad I could scarcely retain it with the aid of a truss. Constantly, and the pain so great could be no longer. After reaing your advertisement I concluded to try your treatment: To my surprise you cured me. I was so scared after such a long time of suffering I am oblately sound and well. I am and your fee with pleasure, and still feel that I owe you a debt of gratitude to pay by inducing others to go to you for treatment. I will gladly write to anyone about my case. I considered your offer of receiving no pay until care was effected as the best guarantee you could give. It gave me confidence in your treatment. The Following Have Been Cured of Rup- ture. Many of the People Many I Have Cured. In Welding them Please Enclose a Stamp for Answer. Mike Gaynor, 20 Wearing St. Kansas City, Mo. J. C. Jefferson, Kans. Robert J. Brook, county attorney, Manhattan, Kans. N, M. Kent, 401 Orchard St. Chicago, Ill. 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It was noticed that the fish also seemed sickly and refused to nibble the crumbs and seedlings thrown to it, but not for a moment did any one dream of associating its indisposition with the absence of the cat. When, however, master Tom appeared on the scene again with quite an elastic step, the fish became itself once more and is now as frisky as ever.—London Chronicle. Hamlin's Wizard Oil will cure a larger number of painful ailments than anything which you can find. The Rev. J. H. D. Duckrey, of Cambridge, Mass., is interesting himself in securing a building in that city to be known as a home for young colored men, and especially those attending Harvard. A bottle of Hamlin's Wizard Oil is a medicine chest in itself; it cures pain in every form. 50 cents at druggists. Colonel Hardy W. B. 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She has the ready talent of catching a likeness and transmitting it to paper so that even those who are most caricatured cannot but laugh at the good-natured way in which they are "taken off." Present Them to You in the Letters of My Former Patients. You Do Not Pay Me One Cent Until You Are I present to the readers of this paper your emotional letters and names of your believing that I have cured of another correspond with some one who has been cured than read what I say about myself. You can now investigate and convince yourself that the matrix of any statements you do not help but believe those that I have cured, will ask to write to any or all of them. If you are satisfied with what they say about my reliability, I will send of treatment, write to me and see me. Remember that in cases I guarantee a cure and do not one out of money until you are. Consultation by mail or in person is free. I will be pleased correspond with you regaing doing your DR. ERNEN HENDERSON. 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The Bank of England employs about 1,000 people, pays a quarter of a million in wages, and £35,000 a year in pensions. Mrs. Asa Hirooka of Osaka, the founder and actual guiding spirit of the famous banking firms of Kajuna, is a very successful financier and business organizer. This lady not only tided her vast establishment over the difficult restoration days, but was one of the pioneer coal miners in Japan. She also takes a keen interest in educational matters; is at present promoting a university for girls, and, by way of giving practical encouragement, employs many educated girls at her banks, and has lately opened a new department which she has placed exclusively in the hands of ladies. "I can't understand your dislike for Mrs. Nexdore," said Mr. Goodart; "she seems a nice, quiet, home-loving woman." "Think so?" replied his wife. "Yes. She certainly appears to be a busy body." "You've got the little' in the wrong place." -Philadelphia Press. "Is he rich, you ask?" said the man who knows To the one who wanted to learn; "Is he rich? Great Scott! I should say he is! Why, he's got coal to burn!" "Bartenders may not be school graduates, but nevertheless to be a first-class distributor of wet goods he must know the English language thoroughly. Such was the remark passed by Thomas Keefe, the best-known quencher to the thirsty below South street. "Now, in instance, the other day in walked an intriguing" went on Mr. Keefe, "who said 'Gimme a 'coal heaver's heaven' call.'" Right away I drew him a mug of half-an-half, for which he maid his nickel and departed. "Not many minutes - rolled around after our previous customer had taken leave, before a gentleman entered who demanded that he be given a 'Whisky sponged off.' In less time than it takes to tell it, I had a glass of ginger ale with just a little fire-water in it, sitting on the bar before him." Mr. Keefe further said that "it is a common thing to have callers for such drinks as 'Mamie Taylor's whisky with a stick in it,' and so on." A peculiar case of poisoning by a physician was that of Dr. Stephen Eovos in Hungary many years ago. Eotvus undertook to hasten the death of patients whose cases he considered hopeless by putting them out of their misery, as he termed it, with fatal drugs. He encountered no opposition to his peculiar methods of benevolence while he practiced them on people of no particular standing, but when the doctor hastened the death of a well known land proprietor named Szavy, who was slowly dying of cancer, the relatives of the dead man presented a violent protest and demanded the prosecution of Eotvus. The physician declared on trial he was actuated by humane motives and had merely eased the journey of his victims to the inevitable goal. This defense was not accepted by the court. Eotvus was acquitted of malice, but found guilty of homicide without malice and sentenced to a long term of imprisonment. Justice Shiras has a collar button story which he tells with a great deal of gusto, says the Chicago Record-Herald. A man in Pittsburgh, where he used to live, had a wife who was complaining of dyspepsia, and she heard of a certain remedy that was put up in capsules. Her husband bought a dozen at a drug store, and brought them home in a pill box. At the same time he bought a dozen collar buttons, made of a metallic composition that looked very much like pearl, and the drugstiff gave him a pill box similar to that in which the capsules were put up to carry them in. He took both boxes home, handed them to his wife, and the same day she began to take the medicine. After she had taken twelve doses she was entirely cured, and advertised the wonderful remedy all over the neighborhood. About this time her husband lost his collar button, and, opening his pill box, found it empty. A brief investigation showed that the capsules in the other pill box were still there, and that his wife had swallowed twelve composition collar buttons, two a day for six days, and been entirely cured of dyspepsia. "He seems to be no longer in your set?" "Hawdly," replied Cholly. "He's a such deuced bad fawm, y.know." "How is that?" "Why, when the fellah bets an a hawdly sometimes wins y.know, instead of losing like a gentleman."—Chicago Post. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of Grant Wood See Fac-Simile Wrapper Below. Very small and as easy to take as sugar. CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS. FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILLIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION Price 25 Cents Purely Vegetable LEARNING AMERICANISM Army Surgeon Brings Fillipino Boy to St. Louis for Education. St. Louis Republic: Vicenti Rosallo, 16 years old, a native of the Philippine islands, has been formally admitted to the Dozier School upon the basis of American citizenship. Doctor J. W. Williamson of No. 5600 Cates avenue, who is educating the young Filipino, w informed to this effect by the committee of instruction of the board of education yesterday. The committee consulted its attorney R. E. Bromauer, who decided that the youth is a citizen of the United States and entitled to the advantages of a free education. He is not a negro, and is, therefore, at liberty to enter a school where white children are educated. Rosallo has begun his studies at the Dozier school. The boy came to St. Louis about the age ago and went on a direction of Doctor J. W. Williamson has made rapid progress in reading and writing. He is remarkably bright and is greatly interested in his books. Doctor Lleuclyn Williamson was with the United States army in the Philippines and was in charge of the hospital at Colamba, about forty miles from Manila, where he met Rosello. His parents are dead, and the boy manifested a desire to come to the United States. When Doctor Williamson was detailed for duty at Jefferson Barracks he left Rosello with his father, who has taken a great fancy to the boy and has practically made him one of the family. When Rosello went to Doctor Williamson's home he could not understand a word of English. Now little sensitivity is experienced in making him comprehend exactly what is said to him. "I like United States very good," he says, "and I much want to learn the English." Tuesday Doctor Williamson took the boy to the Dozler school and had him enrolled. The question of color was raised, and the matter was referred to Superintendent F. Louis Soldan, who had the board's committee pass upon Rosallo in many ways resembles a Japanese, and at first glance would be taken for one. He has the peculiar oval eyes of that people, and the swarthy skin. He is quick and intelligent, and eager to learn American ways and culture. Rosallo's parents died in an epidemic of cholera, but the only relatives he has are distant cousins. Doctor Williamson says he does not intend to thoroughly. He comes of the Tagal tribe, and his family were all of the better class of natives. None of his relatives tok part in the insurrection. Rosallo said. United States very good and went to stay here and not return to my country." Doctor Williamson produced a book and the lad read several chapters comparatively easily. He has a slight accent. He was asked several questions in which some unusual words were used. He did notitate an instant replaying, but after searching his memory for the meaning of the words he would answer intelligently. He has a strong hatred of the negro, and Doctor Williams is doubtful if he could have persuaded him to enter a negro school. Recently he accompanied Doctor Williams in the street car was accosted by a negro. The boy looked at him a second and then turned away. "I am a Tagalog," he said proudly, "and my parents were big people, and not insurgents. We like the United States people and don't fight them, and when he saw me, he said, "The boy, but will educate him the army and learn to fight for this country." ANIMALS' NERVOUS CRISES Are Affected in Same Manner as Human Beings. La Nature: A veterinary surgeon, M. Lepinay, has just called the attention of the Society of Hypnotism and Psychology to the importance of the mental pathology of animals that are nervous as among us by different causes. A dog, whose history M. Lepinay gives, was put out to board at the commencement to the holidays each year, and upon his return to his home great care was necessary that the dog and its mistress did not come immediately in contact, for if they did a nervous crisis occurred which lasted several months. Here is a case of nervous trouble provoked by fear. A boy, by D.H. Heck, was being one of his canary birds. The bird was singing happily in its cage, when a cat suddenly entered the room, threw itself upon the cage and knocked it to the floor. The doctor put the cat to flight before the bird was wounded or even touched, but the shock had been such that the canary lay without movement or voice on the bottom of the cage, and only after sprinkling it with cold water was life restored. It then became alive, and in a moment or two commenced to hop and jump as before. It had, however, become suddenly mute. This condition aphone him for six weeks, and then as suddenly as he had lost it the bird regained his voice and again exercised his full musical powers. A traumatic shock can also produce hysteria. Very often a dog which is the victim of an accident becomes lame without there being any symptom to explain the manifestations, and after killing the animal the autopsy has disclosed no lesion sufficiently serious to produce the malady. Do Hygee sents another case having a lesion more than two months of age, was bitten by a dog. The cat sank down at once, if paralyzed, and from this time moved only by dragging its hind quarters, the posterior third of the trunk and the hind legs being completely paralyzed, as well as the tail. Two months after the accident, a servant, wishing to see if paralyzed cats, similarly to well cats, always fall from the first story window. The cat fell on its feet and scampered away on all fours. The blow of the new emotion and completely cured its paralysis. Lightning striking a stable has often produced insignificant burns and wounds, followed by excesses of grave hysteria, most frequently a paralysis or a contraction. These accidents have been especially studied by M. Huet, and in his account one observes undeniable nervous troubles. M. Arueh, of the veterinary school of Milan, has related several cases, the subjects being dogs which manifested very accentuated nervous troubles under the impression of fright, rebuke or jealousy. The fire department at Larchmont, New York's swell suburb, had its annual turnout a few days ago, most of its millionaire members being present in uniform, mental lot, either. Every one of them is an enthusiastic and well-drilled fireman and a brave show they made on parade, with their white duck trousers, red shirts and red helmets topped with small lanterns. TRY TO BEAT PARIS. MISS ELIZABETH WHITES America and not France will be the e home of fashion in the near future according to Miss Elizabeth White, the energetic president of the National Dressmakers' Convention. It is expected that the new national association will wonders in raising the standard of the American modiste. New York Fashion Notes New York letter: One of the principla subjects of discussion at the American Dressmakers' association, which closed its session here a few days ago, was that of corsts; therefore, the perfect form will be the objective toward which the energie of American modistes will be directed during the coming season. And indeed physical culture has done so much toward the attainment of this aim that the difficulty will be appreciably lessened. What the physical culture fails to do, however, it is intended that the corst shall make up. The late eagar from corstetland is a delightful vulture which is cultivated to keep up the diaphram, without restricting it, force the stomach in and increase the back hips. The result of such a corst is not only a perfect fit, but an exceedingly chic exterior effect and as one of the members of the association put it, you are as happy on the inside as on the outside. Apropos the gowns which are to adorn these perfect figures, it may be said that many will be developed in velvet. But the regulation silk velvet will be replaced during the fall and winter by the richer and more pliable Briar. Popular incisions toward the lustrous fabrics and even cloths which are listed among the hard materials are most highly finished. There are rough-surfaced materials, of course, but these are more for general use and even they are stitched plentifully with bands of smooth goods. The seams and pannes distinguished as less affected effects are smart and extremely pretty. The colorings, too, are rich though it is seldom that more than two tones are seen in one gown and the trimmings correspond with the figures scattered over the usually lighter shade background. For instance, a frock of ecu tan with a slightly reddish tint is spotted with autumn leaf brown figures. It is also a good plait at back and there are inverted plaits at each side of the front. The vest of the jacket is composed of exquisite cream lace striped with pane and the packet bears inverted plaits at both the front and back. The popular postillion effect is shown in the sleeve, which is held above the wrist by two large military buttons. Completing the costume is a flat spreading picture hat of ercue panne velvet with a crown of autumn leaves finished at the back with a rosette of liberty assays. To increase the cost of such a gown it makes impossible for the woman whose dress allowance is limited to a few dollars for an entire season's supply, but there are much less expensive fabrics duplicating the same effect which may be made up very artistically if one has the patience to execute the various little details shown in the original design. After all there is not so much elaboration upon the new season's gown as there is detail. It is the small things that count: time as well as cost, but they really constitute the success of a gown and must be added if one would strictly a la moque. Present indications lead to the belief that this autumn will be an exceptionally mild one and for that reason it will be late before wraps are denoted. However many smart little jackets will be worn and brown, black, dull green, purple-blue and red will be made. One delightful linen jacket-carryed out of Mariburgh leather, a soft dark tone affected by our American Duchess during her recent visit here—boasts a very full blouse which opens over a vest hand-painted lace. Black silk frogs are on either side of the vest on the material and form a drapery of silk cords across the front. Painted lace is one of the extravagances of the season, but it will be worn more than it is generally imagined because there are so many women of art- talent who can design these patterns for themselves with little expense. Embroidered laces are also de rigueur, but only the expensive varieties are treated to this form of decoration. Women who feel that they cannot ford the luxurious velvet gown may be consolled by using the fabric and trimming. A pretty way in which it may be used is shown in a rich petunia cloth, the skirt being trimmed just below the In the Canaries the banana is never cut with a knife, because of the fruit when cut through exhibits what is regarded as a representation of the crucifixion. WITH SOOTHING, BALMY OILS. Cancer, Tumor, Catarr, Pillars, Plistula, Ulcera. Book for Illustrated Book. Seat free. Address. DR. BYE, Broadway, Kansas City, Mo. knees with three tucks of velvet to correspond, set on loosely and not stitched down. At the front the tucks are very narrow, but graduate wider behind, while on the hips is a simulated rounded basque of the same trimming. The bodice is pouched over a narrow waist-band and has a small rolled collar and cuffs of the velvet. The greatest variety is shown in sleeves, but the voluminous effect below hte elbow is apparent in all. This effect, however, is invariably graceful. Tucks, appliques and various little deceptions employed to dispose of any fullness are all placed at the top of the sleeve and between the elbow and the waist there is simply a substantial exposition of the dress material which envelopes an undercut of some diaphanous fabric. The short-necked sisterhood will rejoice in the fact that collares are all lower than worn for the past few years and are finished off with narrow lace, for such a garniture lends to the toilette a dairy airy. After all there is not real beauty in three story and basement collar as in the dress, and described one of the summer chokers. It certainly robs the neck of grace and gives one a strained, uneasy appearance. Glace taffetta will shape popular favor with velvet until late in the season. It is almost always lace trimmed and generally made into a smart box-plaited coat it is cut with fronts and backs only in shaded and dotted means of under-arm and shoulder seams. The spirit is laid in turtles or it may be plaited all around the figure, Under the coat a fancy waist is worn and the coat is finished with a deep cream collar of renissance or duchesse braid. The fashionable hat of autumn will not be worn far from the face, yet it will withstand the exertion. The forehead will be covered in the same way be accomplished from the sides, showing amou Gloves for street wear will be short and protection for the wrists will be provided for in the long sleeves. At the most the fashionable glove will not show more than two buttons, and many have only one. Colored kids are favorable for the street wear, but for dressier occasions Dame Fashion demands the suede. English red, goblin blue, green, russet and Damon are the popular shades. The daintiest cravat of the moment is the shape abse or avocat, but this collar is often always carried out in white. Of far bigger price are the foulard scarps, for these come in fashionable colorings and are so pliable that they may be arranged into any of the prevailing modes. There is no taste, scarcely, that has not been appealed to in the design of autumn modes and though the same consideration has not been shown for the purse, there are enough fashions for all to be effectively gowned. A Few Marketing Rules. There are a few rules to remember in buying beef, mutton or poultry which the inexperienced housekeeper does well to bear in mind. To test beef, press it down with the thumb. If it rises the meat is good and if should be firm, grained, of a bright red color, with streaks of clean, white-looking fat. The meat will be tough unless there is plenty of fat. Mutton should be dark-colored, with the fat a clear white. Veal should be fat. Soup meat should have as little fat as possible and come from the round; an meat intended for beef tea. In buying fish, the gills should be red. Poultry should have smooth legs and short spurs with the feet bending easily and the eyes bright. If the fowl has begun to turn blue it is not good. Birds will be ill-bred if the flesh; theinated pigment, however, has dark flesh. Birds with white meat take about ten minutes longer to cook than those with dark meat.—Ex. Electricity may be the motive power of the future, but the fact remains that in the census year 1900 the output of steam locomotives was more than 3,000, valued at more than $30,000,000—Boston Globe. Customer—Have you anything that is good for falling hair? Facetious Clerk—How would a waste basket do? Tammas walked home with the minister after service, and the latter complained of exhaustion. "Tired out, eh?" said Tammas. "Yes," sighed the reverend, "completely done up, mentally and physically. I actually strained my back getting up this morning's sermon." "Oh," said Tammas, musingly, "you must be very near the bottom of the STRANGE GRAVEYARD LIGHTS. Will-o'-the-Wisp Badly Frightens Watchers in a Cemetery. Lewiston (Pa.) Correspondence in Philadelphia Leidger: This community is wrought up to a high pitch of excitement by strange lights which flit nightly between the old and new Episcopal cemeteries. Superstitious persons believe them to be warnings of some impending calamity. There are residents who declare that similar lights were seen just prior to the flood of 1890 and the smallpox epidemic of 1894. On Wednesday night Mrs. Shoemaker an aged resident, was returning to her home after spending the evening with a neighbor, when, nearing a vault in the old cemetery, she was startled at seeing a brilliant red light leave the street and she across the street directly in front of her. She was the new cemetery. Badly frightened, she made rapid strides for home, but had taken only a few steps when she again saw the same light some distance away on a hill. This time, it waved up and down in much the same manner as trainmen give signals. Then it marched. Before she was half way home Mrs. Shoemaker entered into the gutter. When regaining her feet and senses she saw the same light apparently hanging in the middle of the street, only a few feet from her. Almost frantic she ran screaming to the house of a neighbor, where she was sitting thinking she was the victim of mischievous boys' pranks, her friends paid little attention to the matter. Thursday morning the story of the lights flew like wildfire, and before noon several hundred persons had visited the scene. That night three or four prominent residents stationed themselves near the cemeteries to watch for the lights, but were so badly frightened by a repetition of the scenes they saw, that the forger what they had assembled for. The following night and last night the same anties were witnessed by hundreds of persons, who had gathered from all parts of the town, but before any attempt could be made to capture the lights would vanish, and their source remains a mystery. Although no gases or phosphoric minerals are known to exist in this locality, Ex-Sherif William Ryan and his team say they have seen these lights at night time, and that all former efforts to gain a clew to their origin had proved fule. END OF PRINTERS' STRIKE. Was Won by Compositor Who Stole Supply of Lower Case E's. New Orleans Times - Democrat: "Speaking of printers," an old typo, "reminds me of a printers' strike which was inaugurated in a small town out West a number of years ago when that section of the world was much wilder than it is now. Cruder methods were then used in the printing business, and yet some of us older fellows were more interested in the part of our careers. Of course, we struck hard lines, just as we strike them now. But somehow there was something about the grouping which made the printer's misfortunes easier to bear than they are now. Getting back to the strike, the printers had asked for a small increase, and had insisted on it with the usual persistence and vigor. The owner of the paper said his income would not justify it in grouping. The owner of the paper said he did not intend to allow a gang of printers to run his business. That was a firebrand. There was nothing to do but walk out. He said he could get along all right, and really we were inclined to run his business. That was a mischievous fellow in the crowd who said he would fix the thing so the man could not get out his paper. The town was small, and was many times from a distance. He could not find a kind could be him. The first intimation we had that anything intimation was when the paper missed an issue. We did not understand why it was. But the aforesaid mischievous man did. Sure enough, he had fixed the thing. He had slipped around in the shop before we left, but without our knowledge, and had stolen all the lower case e's. It is impossible to get out a newspaper without e's. He had written her letter in the alphabet. The prophet could not turn a wheel. He finally threw up his hands in despair, and said if the men would come back and bring the missing e's he would grant their demand. It was some time before we located the guilty man. He finally came to the front, and said if we would all go back he would furnish the necessary number of lower case e's to get out the paper. We went back after being last day and the mischievous man kept his promise by lugging a peek of e's back into the shop. That was the last trouble with the owner of the paper, and after it was all over he looked upon the larceny of his supply of e's as a good joke." SIREN OF THE CROSSING. This Vermonter Has Been Cured of Desire for Investigation. Washington Post: Up in a Vermont town not very far this side of Montpelier is a town school supervisor who never will again stop to investigate buzzy music at a railway crossing. This man who, figuratively speaking, ran up against the music of the railway it was loaded, lives a few miles away from what is known as the Finley Bridge crossing of the Central Vermont railroad. There is a big cliff that juts out at this point close to the main branch of the White river, and the track cuts a sharp curve around which the whistle can be heard on the other side of the big rock promontory by people on the highway. The school supervisor was taking a load of bark to the village four miles away. Strarred by a series of accidents, the railway officials, unknown to the supervisor, had installed an electric signal bell that rings when trains get within a certain range of a highway crossigl. The supervisor heard the ringing of the gong, but he never heard anything like it before, and he marveled both its source and its object continued on until he was directly upon the track, when an idea found lodgment in his head. With wagon full athwart the track he stopped his team, wound the reins around the whipstock, and, jumping down to the ground, 'lowed as how he would see what the pesky thing was, and walked over to the post. A moment later he learned, but not through looking at the post. A fast freight swept around the curve and smashed the wave into fragments,打破ing one of the horses, and started the other on a wild road. The gentleman with the investigating turn of mind recently has been re-elected as the head of the educational department of the town, and today will hold that office. He has deserted his team for the ailing siren of the crossing. American Citizen Publishing and Printing Co. VERY WEEK AT 417 MINNESOTA AVE KANSAS CITY, KANSAS. Telephone "375 Blue" Terms Of Subscription. weekly one year ..... $! 00 Entered at the post office at Kansas City Kansas as secour' class matter. Chicago & Alton. R. R. 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Before Rogers took the place it was held for nearly a year by "Bob" Manssley, at one time private secretary to Senator Beveridge and now consul at Valparaiso. Manssley came back, according to Indiana descriptions, "as thin as a toothpick. He had he stuck it out as long as the insurance company would let him and that he returned to save his premiums. Before Manssley, there was an Indianian named Billheimer, described as a husky Hoosier, with a large nose and frame pickled in malaria. He was cured of diplomatic ambition in about two months, and has never asked for a place since Before Billheimer, Judge Riley of Virginia served; he remained as long as his aversion to the negroes would permit. Finally, he is said to have taken a gun and emptied a load of fine birdshot into the dusky natives who persisted in taking a daily bath in front of the American consulate which, the Judge "allowed," was an indignity to be resented by this government's representative. HE' LIKES FRIED POTATOES. Grand Duke Alexis Has a Favorite Dish, So They Say. Grand Duke Alexis of Russia is very fond of fried potatoes, and during his recent visit to Paris he was wont to buy a few day from a woman in the street and to cat them beside her stall. The woman did not know him, but as he paid her in princely fashion, she was very anxious to find out who he was. "I can tell you who he is," said a neighbor one day. "He is Grand Duke Alexis, uncle of the czar and one of the greatest men in Russia." Utterly amazed, the woman asked: "In heaven's name, how should I address him?" "Oh, call him 'Your Excellency,' or 'Your Royal Highness,' was the answer. The woman resolved to do so, and the next day, as she was sprinkling some salt over the smoking potatoes which the grand duke had bought, she said: "I can recommend them to your royal highness, for I know your excellency has never tasted better potatoes." The grand duke burst out laughing, and paid more for the potatoes than he had ever paid before, but he was annoyed at finding himself recognized and never returned to buy another potato. Girard Was Considerate One of the sea captains in the employ of Stephen Girard had a rural Yankee's fondness for whittling with his jackknife, and on one trip succeeded in getting away with a large part of the rail, although, feeling that he was not without the artistry sense, he really regarded the rail as greatly improved in appearance. When the vessel came to Philadelphia Girard went aboard, made a general inspection in the captain's absence, and, as he was about to return to shore, asked one of the seamen who had been cutting the rail. The seaman told him the captain, and then, afraid his telling might have unpleasant consequences were the captain to learn of it in a roundabout way, informed that official of the interview with Girard. The captain was in terror of a reprimand, but, hearing nothing from his employer, supposed the incident closed. As he was about weighing anchor ready to leave port, a dray loaded with shingles drove down to the wharf, and the driver halled the vessel. "There must be some mistake! shouted the captain, "Our bill of lading doesn't mentip shingles!" "This is where they belong!" sung back the driver, "Mr. Girard, himself, told me to deliver them! He said they're for the captain to whittle!" Gillette a Real Sherlock Holmes. William Gillette, whose impersonation of Sherlock Holmes has become so famous, has acquired much of theunning of the character he portrays, and on being interviewed by the newspaper reporters extracts from them all they know without himself imparting any information. On his return from Europe the other day all the Boston scribes sought to learn of his future plans, but were obliged to abandon the effort. "Have animals reason?" was one of the questions raised by Lord Avelbury in an interesting address given recently at the London institution, and certainly it seems hard to deny the intelligent poole, Dan, with whom Lord Avelbury experimented, some glimmerings of the faculty which is said to separate men from brutes. Dan was able after a time to distinguish between the number of cards inscribed with such suggestive words as "Food," "Tea," "Water" and when he required anything to bring the right card. Lord Aveybury thought it was hardly possible to study closely communities of ants without allowing that they are possessed of reasoning powers in some degree and even of moral feeling. On the other hand, says the London Chronicle, the processional caterpillar appears to be an insect of a very low order of intelligence. Processional caterpillars when out for an expedition weave a thread, by means of which they find their way back, and a small party was lured by an ingenious scientist up a flowerpot and round the top. He then cleared away the ascending thread and for eight days did those caterpillars walk round and round the top of the flowerpot, following the circular thread which remained, until they dropped off from fatigue and exhaustion. A characteristic story is told of Abe Reed, the well-known New York lawyer. When he was a boy looking for something to do he saw the sign, "Boy Wanted," hanging outside a store in New York. He picked up the sign and entered the store. The proprietor met him. "What did you bring that sign in here for?" asked one storekeeper. "You won't need it any more," said Reed, cheerfully. "I'm going to take the job." Curious Resemblance. 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Astonomer Couldn't Get Line on Young Man and His Best Girl "In science," said the young man, "I have heard you say that the same law, when applied to the motions of all individualized aggregations of atoms, applies with equal persistency, and that, so long as we know what this law is, we can work out any problem to its ultimate conclusion, provided the conditions be such as to determine the nature of the problem." "Precisely." "We have, then, two bodies of polarized, aggregated animalcule (one of the first degree of density in Marshall's law, and the other of the second), alternately attracted and repulsed by the vibratory motion of Kepler's fourth equation. Moving together through space at the rate of seventeen miles per second, they are retarded by a fractional atmospheric pressure of one ohm to a specific gravity of 3,000 a year respectively. The varying degrees of density being duly considered, at the end of thirteen years and six months, what will be their respective relations?" "Where are these bodies at present located in regard to the sun?" "They are in the shade." The kindly old astronomer laid his hand on the other's arm. "My son," he said, nothing is easier in mathematics, once having the point of departure, the rate of speed and the relative degrees of density, to arrive at the location of two moving spatial objects, but I confess I am utterly powerless to get a line on you and your best girl."—New York Life. HAVE ANIMALS REASON? Experiments with a Poodle—He Was Taught to Read. He took the Job. Curious Resemblance Songs of Poets In Joyous Mood Immortal Minds Have Recognized the Significance of the Day. The solemn festival in honor of the resurrection has given inspiration to many poets to whom the joyfulness of the occasion, the coming of the light after darkness, of flowers springing from dead earth, of the raising up of buried hope into gladness, and of the perfection of virtue issuing out of sin—has appealed powerfully by one form of imagery if not by another. That greatest of latter-day poets, Robert Browning, in "Easter Day" writes of the amazement that will come to doubters: From repose We shall start up, at last awake. From life, that insane dream we take. For waking now, because it seems. Where is the Christian to whose sympathy those lines will not appeal in conjunction with others following them: With darkness, hunger, toil, distress, Be all the world a wilderness! Only let me go on, go on, Still hoping ever and anon To reach one end, the Better Land. Christina Rossetti, who has justly been called the poetess of death, never seemed to hymn her joys without enhancing their value by a recollection of past sorrow, yet her poem, "Resurrection Eve," is begun by the sentiment— He resteth, weep not. And she would have us note how the Gray hours of morning, ere the day's dawning, are Brightened by gleams Of the sunbeams— By the foreseeing Of resurrection, Of glorious being, Of full perfection, Of sins forgiven Before the face Of them and spirits, Of God in heaven, The resting place That he inherits, James Russell Lowell concludes with the following verse, a poem which he entitled "Godminster Chimes," and wrote in aid of a chime of bells for Christ Church, Cambridge: Oh, chime of sweet Saint Charity, Peal soon that Easter morn. When Christ for all shall risen be, And in all hearts new-born! That he will utterance clear To all men shall be given When all shall say "My Brother" here, And hear "My Son" in heaven! Sir Lewis Morris adds a modern voice to the strain of Easter melody by the musical lines: That is the day of life, Joy bought by sacrifice, Pleasure for hopeless sights, And rest for strife, The earth is no more, as it was at first, By some strange spell accursur: As a mystery, as a wonder, A humble hope has bid new heaven and A boundless hope has bid new heaven and earth to be— The joy which stirs the world let it wake thee; A symbol of the thy risen life is born. Awake, arise! this is the very morn; A mystery has been a mystery! 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A. MENDERHALL. Sheriff of Wyandotte County, Kansas. State of Kansas, } ss. Wyandotte County,} In the Probate Court in and for said County. In the matter of the estate of Clara Williams, Alias Clara Slurge, deceased. Notice is hereby given that Letters of Administration have been granted to the undersigned on the estate of Clara Williams, Alias Clara Slurge late of said County, deceased, by the Honorable, the Probate, Court of the County and State aforesaid, dated the 8th day of February A. D. 1802. Now, all persons having claims against the said Estate, are hereby notified that they must present the same to the undersigned for allowance within one year from the date of said Letters, or they may be precluded from any benefit of such Estate; and that if such claims be not exhibited within three years after the date of said Letters, they shall be forever barred. PETER YOUNG, WANTED—AN IDEA Who can think thing to vacep? Please your ideas, they may being you wealth. 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