The American Citizen
Friday, June 2, 1905
Topeka, Kansas
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THE AMERICAN CITIZEN.
The Oldest Negro Paper devoted to the Race in this Section
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It Needs Much. be the Metropolis City of Kansas and the Great West.
To a person about town it is apparent that nothing needful in the two Kansas Tities is a Rescue Home among Negroes or the warward girls and women who are winding their way on down to the lowest regions of the bottomless pit, be cause when they would turn from a com-married life of shame, no hand is out watched to save them and they are locked and scorned by all, dragged into suits, sent to workhouses, to the jails necessitaries.
The victims of the unlicensed passion
entrates in men's clothing and scorns
their own sex. Hundred of girls to
go are on the downward road at a gal-
gling speed who could be checked and
suspectly make ultimately decent and
regrettable citizens. Few people are will-
力 help a woman when she is down,
always ready to shove them farther
in the hill, the effort of a fallen
woman to rise is in the most cases pitiful
women with all their sympathetic
positions, with all their love and ten
passes, if they are on the top wave of
critics are among the first and most
critics of a poor unfortunate
sister who has fallen by the wayside with
the power to rise without help.
Very few people will open their homes in a fallen woman who is struggling to form. It is therefore urgently necessary that a Rescue Home should be placed, where unfortunate girls and women could find rest, protection, care and mindness. this would go a long ways to reformation of fallen women.
A case of an unfortunate colored girl stood as a fit subject for such a home was before Police Judge Simms recently. She was arrested by a colored officer and defended by a colored attorney. She was charged with street walk and a cocaine fiend, she was truly the pitted for inquiries made by us caught out the fact that she at one time was a good girl, but the cruelties at home presided over by a stepfather are responsible for her start downward. Credit to Judge imms for discharging set to make a new start. Who of our women our Christian workers will put the ball to rolling in a worthy use.
The ordinance raising the salaries
of the police officers in this city should be
assessed. Firemen and Policecemen ought
to be the best paid people in any municipality. Their lives are in jeopardy at all times. Their lot may be looked upon as happy ones, on the face, but it is from happy under the surface. Will duties block this ordinance, we await see.
Courtly begins at home and if we can see straight it remains there. Notwithstanding that there are three charitable institutions in this city known and established as hospitals. A poor unfortunate without a dollar nor any means of holding on some stands in poor place in charitable inclined hospitals in this city. A great big city like ours interested in all that tends to make a city fit place to live, ought beyond all reasonable doubts have a City Hospital for the benefit of charity in reality.
We neatly endorse Mayor Rose in his effort to better the water service to the extent of municipal ownership. We use with him in his stand for the most liberal terms toward the city, in the training of franchises. It should not be a matter of party lines when the peoples interest are at stake. Too long has political squabbling stood in the way of progressiveness in this city and the bringing out of all that is commendable in a public official who has good intentions.
Mrs. Pauline Clay of Minneapolis
Minn. is the guest of Mrs. Lulu Johnson
of State avenue.
The new K. of T. Hall will be open
to the public on June 16th 1905.
Anniversary services will be held at
the first Baptist, Sunday,
A CRYING NEED.
WHY NOT?
A CITY HOSPITAL
WHAT IS DOING
It is about time that the citizens of this city are awaken to the grand possibilities of a greater city. The civic pride of our city seems dead and they are content on running in the same old rut. In efforts to make this a greater Kansas City, color and politics should cut no figure, but one united band of citizens laboring toward one end, that of making this city the best place on earth to live.
Needed Very Badly.
In a progressive city like the above it is certainly a disgrace to a population one near 80.000 people that a big chicken coop, with so many pigeon holes for a City Hall is ours. To find all the city officials in this city one needs a map to properly locate them, because the chicken coop cannot house the official chickens.
Second and Third class cities have a more commodious and decent looking building for a city hall than we the proud boasters of a First Class City.
It would have be a great deal more commendable on the part of the citizens who have civic pride to vote bonds for a new city hall than a 'Jim Crow High Schools. It is disgusting and shameful to know that the little pigeon hole used for the Mayors office is not one half as respectable looking as the poorest lawyer's in this city. When we boast of pride and progressiveness, a look at our City Hall, put us in the plight of a peacock, being dressed in gay attire, looks at his feet and tucks his head in shame
The City Treasurer's office graced by a womanis not muen larger then 2x4, and is built in a gang way. The furniture in the City Engineers office looks like relics from the recent flood. All this and even more in the boasted Metropolis city of the great West. If the major portion of the citizens had, or took time to inspect our City Hall, we believe they would all irrespective of party, creed or anything else, join in one great chorus for a New City Hall. The present city hall would not meet the demands of a village, Kansas City, Kans., is no longer in swaddling clothes its a full grown individual.
Mrs. Nannie Ewing of Leavenworth pent Sunday in the City.
Mr. H. P. Ewing formerly a potato king of the Kaw Vally lately manager of the K. C. Embalming and Casket Co. now a prosperus business man of Muskgoogee Indian Territory, is in the city among friends.
Mrs. Emma Fields of Lafayette ave. is still very seriously ill.
Mr. Geo. Bradford will leave for Los-Angeles Cal. about June 1st.
Mr. J. J. Thomas has been appointed financial secretary and collector for the Knights and ladies of Protection. Insurance Society for Kansas City, Kansas.
Mr. James Rutherford and family leave ere long for NiCodemus to reside permanently.
The International Order of Twelve Hall at 11th and Washington avenue is being rapidly pushed towards completion.
Mrs Joseph Wilson of State ave. and little family left the past week to enjoy the breezes of a country home in Missouri she will doubtless remain all summer
The funeral of William Triggs of 3025 Sherman avenue, who died last Tuesday was held Thursday morning. he leavs a wife and large circle of friends to mourn their lost.
The funeral of Mr. B. Mason, the old soldier, citizen and member of the Wasil hington temple 25 of the Internationa Order of Twelve, who died at Douglass Hospital the past week, will be held Sunday from the First Baptist Church Interment at Oak Grove.
Largest Building in the World. The Crystal palace accommodates more people than any other building in the world. it will hold 100,000.
According to the late returns, there are 1,756 distinct trades being carried on in London and its suburbs.
Berlin Land Values Double.
The ground value of the city of Berlin is said to be worth twice what it was in 1887.
Trades in London.
KANSAS CITY, KANSAS FRIDAY EVENING,
Selects Wife's Toilets.
It is a common thing in Paris for a man to accompany his wife to the dressmaker's. The young wife who has known no gayer attire than the coming-out gown of the jesire file needs careful advice as to her toilets, and her husband, if he be a certain type of man of the world, knows how to give it.
Japanese Swords Best.
The sword makers of Toledo and Damascus have been reputed to be the world's most famous artisans in this industry, but in Japan the swordsmiths turn out weapons whose blades are fully as green and as hard and composed of metal of as fine quality as those of the old swordsmiths.
Superstitious Criminals.
All criminals are great believers in dreams. Some time ago, at Manchester, a daring thief awaiting trial told a warder he had dreamed that he had seen a rainbow. From this he deduced that he would be acquitted at his trial. To everyone's surprise he was.
Hunting in Japan.
The Japanese, always keen sportsmen, used to take most of their game with goshawks and sparrow hawks. The only dogs they used were spaniels, which flushed the game. But now they are taking to dogs, and many good animals are being imported from England.
Liguefies Illuminating Gas
A German chemist named Blau has succeeded in liquefying illuminating gas. In that form it gives a good light, which is useful in country houses, railway trains, etc. It costs more than ordinary coal gas, but less than electric light
One of Life's Tragedies
When a bachelor sees a widow he shakes his head knowingly. When a widow sees a bachelor she shakes her head knowingly. Watching them is a spinster, who also shakes her head knowingly.
Feminine Solace.
Sorrow finds a fertile field in femininity. Strange, too, are the remedies sought. Many women, overtaken by calamity and grief, find a deep solace in having their photographs taken.
Husband of Little Importance.
Among some of the ancient Mexican tribes the husband left his people and dwelt with his wife's family, where he seems to have been considered of minor importance.
Homes in Various Countries
Italy and Spain have fewer houses in proportion to their population than any other country in the world. The Argentine republic and Uruguay have the most.
Log Cabin Philosophy
Spite of all de bright sunshine in dis worl', some mens will go roun' huntin' fer happiness wid a candle.—Frank Stanton in Atlanta Constitution.
Why. Indeed?
"Why," asked Willie, as he sat in the grand stand with his father, "do they call it football when they play with their heads, papa?"
The first time a man is nominated for a back township office he thinks it is up to him to save the country from ruin.
Automatic Compass.
M. Heit, a French inventor, has recently patented a compass which automatically registers minute by minute. The compass card is fixed on a steel pivot, which rests on a fixed agate, instead of having at its center an agate resting on a fixed steel point. The fixed agate is immersed in a drop of mercury, which serves as a conductor for the electric current that causes the movements of registering.
Bank Run by Negroes.
All the officers and stockholders of a bank in the Creek nation are negroes.
English Paupers Costly.
England's expenditure on pauperis rising at the rate of $1,400,000 a year.
If I might breathe your beauty into song,
The singing stars would tarry into flight
To hearken, dreaming that death's an- clent wrong.
Enthroned on earth so long.
Was scattered by the everlasting light,
And earth new winged with singing and with flame.
As when exultant she from out of chaos came.
GOOD INDEX TO CHARACTER.
Habits and Idiosyncracies Betrayed In the Laugh.
Anthropologists say that the ability to laugh comes to the child as it grows older. The first smile is observed when the child is about forty to sixty days old, but it does not begin to laugh until some time after that.
Children and women laugh more than men, not because the cares of life lie less heavily upon them, but because the the former are more excitable, and because the moderating power of the cerebral hemispheres is less in them than among men generally.
Profound study makes men serious, and so foolish people are sometimes noted for laughing immoderately. Yet laughter is not so much an index to intelligence as it is to the condition of health. Healthy, vigorous people are proverbially of good-humored joyous, laughing natures, while the "sallow, gloomy-eyed dyspeptic" is a description scientifically accurate. The envious, wicked and malevolent rarely laugh, because, phrenologists say, they are impregnated with bile, and are, therefore, morose. The haughty, the vain and the awkward also laugh very little, for fear of losing their dignity. The Spanish people, proverbially grave, are a good example.
People who have lines extending downward from the angle at the mouth toward the chin well marked rarely laugh, and, moreover, show a tendency to pensiveness in youth and malancholy in after life.
Those who have lines raying outward from the eyes are, on the contrary, people who laugh a good deal, especially when the upper lip is framed by two deep furrows running down in the mouth.
OLD LADY WAS PRACTICAL.
Looked for Serviceable Quality in a Present.
A very practical old lady from the country was visiting her daughter in the city not long ago, and her young granddaughter was taking her through one of the big department stores on a little shopping tour.
"Now," said the old lady to the salesman, "show me some dishes; I want to buy a set."
Up in the china department the clerks had shown a number of dainty, pretty designs, which the old lady had admired, but still seemed to be looking for something else.
"This pale green and gold tinted one is pretty, grandma," suggested the young girl, "why not get it?"
"Well, you see," answered the practical grandmother, "your Aunt Jinnie is a-goin' to be married in the fall, and I thought I would get her a good serviceable present while I was up here. A black and white flowered set of china is what I want, if I could find it. Black and white is such serviceable colors, you know, dear; it don't show dirt."-Lippincott's.
The Porch.
When father built the veranda,
He kicked about the expense,
But ma, she said:
"Don't mind it. Ed—
Don't think of dollars and cents."
That autumn Clara was married,
It made ma glad as could be,
And ma would smile
Most all the while,
"I'm proud of that porch," said she.
Last summer both Belle and Amy
Would race for the porch at night,
And all the rest,
Of us thought best
To stay indors, out of sight.
But Belle ran faster than Amy—
She got her man in July;
And I'll commend
That porch to send
A bachelor's oat sky high.
Last Sunday Amy informed us
That she and told Jimmy "yes,"
Pa, ma, and me.
Can get on that porch, I guess,
—Cleveland Leader.
Making Wood Tar,
It is curious to notice that wood tar is prepared just as it was in the fourth cury B. C. A bank is chosen and a mole dug, into which the wood is placed, covered with turf. A fire is lighted underneath, and the tar slowly drips into the barrels placed to reeve it.
Shoesoles Eight Feet Thick.
We wear away two inches of shoe leather in a year. A pair of shoes that would "last a lifetime" would, consequently, have to be provided with soles from eight to nine feet thick.
Ruse of Courtship.
A wise girl always pretends to be a little more daffy than the young man she is planning to face the parson with.
Cure as Bad as Disease.
Cure as Bad as Disease.
Onlons are recommended as a cure for indigestion, but as yet there has been no cure discovered for onlons.
Publication Notice.
In the District Court
of Wyandotte County,
Mary Darkis, Plaintiff.
VS.
William Darkis Defendant.
Notice
The State of Kansas, to William Darkis
Greeting, you are hereby notified that you
have been sued on the grounds of gross
neglect of duty, extreme cruelty; and adultery,
in the above entitle clause in the above named
Court. Wherein Mary Darkis is Plaintiff,
and William darkis is Deendant, and unless
you answer on or before the first day of July
1905. Plaintiff petition will be taken as true
Judgement will be rendered against you as
prayed for. The plaintiff is asking an absolute
divorce, custody, of two minor children
and a reasonable attorney fee, for cost, and
for other relief such as the nature of Plaintiff case demands.
Mary Darkis.
Chas. W. Frye, attorney.
First Published April 28th 1905.
PUBLICATION NOTCIE
WYANDOTTE COUNTY, STATE OF KANSAS,
Fannie Johnson
THE STATE OF KANSAS TO LEWIS J. HOWSON GREETING.:
You are hereby notified that you have been sued in the above named District Court of Wyandotte County, Kansas by the above named Plaintiff. Fannie Johnson, whose petition is now on file in the office, and that you must as such defendant, answer the petition filed by the plaintiff on or before Thursday 22nd. day of June 1905, or the petition will be taken as true and judgment will be rendered accordingly against you, and adjudging you to pay the cost. of said suit and this suit is for the further purpose of devesting the title to certain house and lots owned by you in the town of Quidardo Wyandotte County Kansas and investing the title in the plaintiff as alimony and dissolving the bonds of matrimony now subsisting between the plaintiff and defendant and such other and further relief as the honorable court may adjudge in the premises, as may appear just and equitable in behalf of the plaintiff.
Payne and Wassom,
her attorneys.
First Publication May 12th. 1905.
Attest.
Wm. Needles Clerk of the said Court of
Wyandotte County Kansas.
per D. C. McCambs Deputy.
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Woman Mountain Climber.
By far the most expert woman mountaineer in the world is Mrs. Fanny Bullock Workman. In the Himalayas she has climbed to an altitude of 22,568 feet. On the same occasion her husband broke the world's record for men by 311 feet, by climbing 23,194 feet up a mountain 24,797 feet high. Mrs. Workman is of medium height, and there is nothing in her appearance to suggest the strength she has displayed in some of her wonderful feats.
The kansas City Kansas Soap Company.
is the name of a new Stock Company with a 2,000 capital stock recently organized and will soon be doing business at 1510 North 4th street it give promise of a successful venture Wm. Arnold general manager. Rev. M. Phillips ast manager. Mr. Wm. Overton a well known business man Treasure Mr. Isaac Parker President. Mr. J. W. Gillispie Secretary. Shares are $10 each, already 115 shares have been sold and indication are that the Capital Stock will soon be subscribed. Better get in on the ground floor of a good thing. Let your money help make you more
EXECUTORS NOTICE
STATE OF KANSAS. SS
WYANDOTTE COUNTY.
IN THE PROBATE COURT OF SAID COUNTY.
In the matter of the Estate of Mary L.
Gordon Deceased. Notice is hereby given
that letters testamentary have been granted
to the undersigned on the last will and
testament of Mary L. Gordon late of said county,
deceased, by the Honorable, the Probate
Court of the County and State aforesaid.
Dated the 21 day of March 1905. Now all
persons having claims against said estate
are hereby notified that they must present
the same to the undersigned for allowance
within one year from the date of said letters,
or they may be precluded from any benefit
of such estate; and that if such claims be
not exhibited within three years after
the date of said letters, they shall be forever
barred.
CORVINE PATTerson
Executor of the last will and testament
of Mary L. Gordon deceased.
Dated March 21 1905.
First Published 24 1905.
NOTICE OF PUBLICATION
In the District Court of Wyandotte co unty
State of Kansas.
Mary Atkinson. Plaintiff.
Vs.
J. B. Atkinson. Defendant.
No. 18997
The State of Kansas
The State of Kansas to J. B. Atkinson,
Greeting:—
You are hereby notified that the plaintiff
in the above entitled cause did on the 22nd
day of September, 1904. file her petition in a
certain action against you in the District
Court in Wyandotte County State of Kansas.
asking for an absolute divorce on the
grounds of abandonment and desertion, and
unless youdemur, answer or otherwise
object on or before the 30th day of January
1905, the allegations therein will be taken
as true and upon further proof thereof judgement will be rendered as prayed for in said petition.
JOHNSON and TOOLE.
Attys. for. Plaintiff.
Wm. Needles, Clerk.
By D. C. McCombs, Deputy.
EXECUTOR'S
n the matter of the Estate of, ' Jane Redd Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that Letters Testamentary have been granted to the undersigned on the Last Will and Testament of Jane Redd, late of said County, deceased by the Honorable, the Probate Court of the County and State aforesaid, date the 6th day of February A. D. 1905. Now, all persons having claims against the said Estate, are hereby notified that they must pr sent the same to the undersigned for allowance within one year from the date of said Letters, or they may be precluded from any benefit of such Estate; and that if such claims be not exhibited within three years after the date of said Letters, they shall be forever' barred.
I. F. BRADLEY executor of the Last Will and Testament of Jane Redd Deceased.
First published Feb. 11th 1905.
Notice of Final Settlement
State of Kansas In the Probate Court in and for County of Wyandotte said County.
IN THE MATTER OF THE ESTATE OF CLARA WILLIAMS SLEDE DECEASED Creditors and all other persons interested in the aforesidr estate, are hereby notified that at the next regular term of the Probate Court in and for said County, to be begun and held at the Probate Court room in Kansas City, County of Wyandotte and State aforesaid, on the first Monday in the month of March A. D. 1905. I shall apply to said Court for a full and final settlement of said estate. Peter young Administrator of Clara Williams Sledge Decided. In Witness Whereof, the undersigned, Probate Judge in and for the County of Wyon dote. State of Kansas, have hereto set my hand, and affixed the seal of the Probate Court this 20th Day of January A. D. 1905 Winfield Freeman Probate Judge
Japanese Farming.
The ingenuity of the farming in Japan may be inferred from the fact that the 45,000,000 inhabitants live almost entirely on the productions of a cultivated area about one-third the size of Illinois.
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Grewsome Collection.
A French professor is the owner of
8 collection of 920 human heads, rep-
recenting every known race of people.
Scarlet for Bachelor Maids.
‘When an unmarried woman dies in
Brazil the coffin, hearse and livery of
the coachman are all scarlet.
Cost of London's Paupers.
Every year $4,000,000 is spent on
the food and clothing of indoor pau-
pers in London.
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A Word To You.
The lack of proper appreciation of the
efforts of Negro newspavers make in an
uphill business to maintain the standard
of exeelience desired by those in the bus.
iness. Just why the race is so ‘utterly
slack. in giving to their own the proper
patronage is one of the unsolved myster-
ies. Each day and week bring to us the
waruing of being a unit in behalf of our
own salvation. It takes something besi-
de wind to publish the most weakly of
weeklies. If every JAfro-American fami-
y would pledge themselves to stand by
an organ buplished in their behalf. just
‘one year,the results would be unbeliey-
ed we ask thecolorad brother to wake up
vok around and observe,see if you can-
not discern that the signs of the times
don’t speak in thundering tones for a
the public advocates of our interests
han, why wait do your part by subserip
ng getting your neighbors to do the
same und watch the good results,
Notice of Final Settlement,
State of Kansas. t
Coumty of Wyaueott fs
In the Probate Court in ana forisaid County,
In the Matter of the Estate of John R.Smith
Deceased,
Creditors and all other persons interested
n the aforesaid estate, are hereby notified,
that at the next regular term of the Probate
Court inand for said County, to be begun
und held at the Probate Court room in
‘Kanas City, County of Wyandotte and State
aforesaid, on the first. Monday. in month ot
February. A. D, 195, I shall apply to sate
Court fora full and final settlement oJ
‘said estate.
James D, Sura,
Administrator of the Estate John R
Smith. Deceased.
In Witness Wnereof, the undesigned Pro.
bate Judge in and for the County of Wyan-
dotte,State of Kansus,have hereto
set my hand, and affixed ‘the seal
of the sald Probate Court this 24th
day of Deeember, A. D, 1904.
, Winfield Freeman, Probate Judge.
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Reaching the civauesy one of the
eommittee halted and said:
“Sir, I wish to direct your attention
to that grave. The man who lies buried
thiere had to be provited with the
largest coffin ever made in this city.”
‘The honored guest thanked his host
‘net so much for the information as for
felieving the strain—Pitisburg Dis
TRUTH PROVED BY EXAMPLE.
Storekeeper Certainly Lacked the Gift
of Energy.
William ©. Greene, the copper mag-
tate, was talking to a young man
about suecess,
“The secret of success is enterprise,
snergy,” said Col. Greene. “To be lazy,
9 stick always in the same old rut,
hat is how to make a wretched fail-
1re of your life.
“I went West when I was 17, and
sfter a spell of contracting and pros-
vecting about Prescott, I farmed a bit
n the San Pedro Valley. There was a
storekeeper I used to buy my supplies
‘rom at that time who was a failure of
he first water. This man’s lack of en-
erprise was so great that people used
© bring their children from miles
sround to study him. He was valu-
ible as @ horrible example.
“There, they would say to the
voungsters, ‘take warning by, Manners.
He is a failure. He has no enterprise.
Don’t grow up like him. He resembles
2 tortoise, doesn’t he?”
“Poor Manners in his sluggishness
lid resemble a tortoise a good deal. |
sent a boy in to him one day with a
pack mule to get five gallons of mo-
lasses. The boy told me afterward
hat when he entered the store Man-
ners was dozing. The boy coughed
ind the man awoke and got up. He
opened his mouth wide, and stood on
uptoe and stretched out his arms in a
vast yawn. Then he said to the boy:
“‘Wotcha want?’
“ ‘Five gallons of molasses, Mr. Man-
cers,’ the boy spoke up, sharp and
quick,
“Wah-h-h-h,’ yawned Manners again.
Then as he took up the jug he grum-
bled:
“‘Ain't there nobody what sells mo-
lasses in this here town but me?’”
PLEASURE OF EASTERN WOMEN.
Their Main Occupation the Diver-
sions of the Toilet.
An eastern lady of high degree
spends an amount of time over her
toilet that would quite astonish the
most fashionable society lady. First
she has her hair dressed by her maid,
who, after anointing the long, silky
black locks with a little oil, made
from aloe wood or cocoanut, arranges
it simply in a long, smooth plait, low
on the nape of the neck, and decorat-
ed either with gold or jewelled orna-
ments.
Next the bath is prepared as hot as
ft can be borne, and in this the lady
may stay as long as two or three
hours. Soaps are not used, but, in-
stead, there are multifarious unguents,
secret preparations of the bathing
women, which render the skin soft
as velvet and delicately perfumed.
Oftentimes the face is washed over
with milk, into which has been
squeezed lemon juice.
‘The hair of the oriental woman is
usually beautifully long, soft and glos-
sy, and the way they arrange it is in-
variably becoming to their soft type
of beauty. Perfumes are much in-
dulged in, These are introduced in
the bath and permeate the garments,
but are rarely used on a handker-
ahha
The Foam on the Top.
Don’t snuggle conceit to your bosom, my
doy,
Becausé you're on top of the wave,
For here is a thought that might serve
as alloy
‘To the gold of the credit you crave:
The best is not always at surface, my
And I think, if to notice you'll stop,
You'll observe’ that the good to the bot-
tom may run,
But the foam always lingers on top.
I would not discourage your zeal, my
dear lad;
It is best to keep working alway,
But this funny old world often labels as
‘The thing that is good in its day.
In fact, I may say that {t classifies wrong
Some part of the great earthly crop,
And I think you will note as you jour-
ney along
‘That the foxm often gets to the top.
We will not mention names if you please,
my dear youth,
But look on the world as you go.
See the men whom we place at the sum-
‘mit, in truth,
‘Then gaze on the mortals below,
And I give you my word I'll have’ noth-
ing £0, teach,
And this brief iittle anthem will stop,
If you do not agree with the thing that
T preach,
‘That the foam may be found on the
op.
—A. J. Waterhouse in Sunset Magazine.
Pe WA the
James Rankin Young, the new su-
perintendent of the Dead Letter office
admires politeness,
“It is possible,” he said recently, “to
be polite always. It is possible to be
polite even when discharging a drunk-
en coachman. I know that this is so,
for I have seen the thing done.
“A friend of mine found himself
obliged last week to get rid of his
coachman for drunkenness. He sum-
moned the man into his presence, and
discharged him with this polite
speech:
“I fear, Montgomery, that we must
part. It has been impossible for me
to avoid noticing that several times
during the past month you have been
—er—sober. Now, I don't believe that
any man can attend properly to drink-
ing if he has driving to do, and, there.
fore, at the month’s end you will be
free to devote yourself exclusively to
- chosen occupation.’”
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*n his article in the Woman's Home
Companion, describing the Inter
ational Sunday School Convention in
Jerusalem, Doctor Devins relates the
‘ollowing significant incident:
“An unexpected favor was received
from the officers of the Russian
church on the Mount of Olives. A
meeting had “een planned to be held
gear the place of the Ascension. As
the leader of the meeting, the writer
went to see if it could be held under
the trees near the church.
“‘Why not? was the reply, accom-
panied by a smile on the saintly face
at the speaker. ‘Why not? Do we
Sot worship the same Christ?”
WIT IS NOT APPRECIATED.
Glasgow, Scotland, Character Ha:
Fun With Actors.
A provincial theater in the east of
Scotland is being tormented ana
amused at intervals by a wit among
the gallery gods who insists on keep-
ing up a running commentary on the
play. He has enlivened many a dull
piece by his droll interpolations, but
se has also come pretty near ruining
many an intensely dramatic or sentl-
menial situation by the sudden and
always apropos qualities of his inter-
ruptions. He has a high pitched, pene-
trating voice, and the town police, who
have been on the verge of ejecting
him a dozen times, say that he was a
Glasgow cab driver who retired with
a competence and now takes this wit}
to give play to a wit that was once
famous in the great city.
On one occasion a dreary melo-
drama was being presented. The
heroine of the play, pursued by the
villain, had taken refuge in the house
of her lover, who, as the hero of the
play, was of course, at variance ~with
uis sweetheart’s parents. The exigen-
cies of the plot required that the irate
father, sword in hand and at the head
of bis faithful retainers, should track
the girl to the gates of the hero's
treacherous and disgracefu\ elope.
ment, enter the room where the
scared heroine had been secreted
under the table.
“Wretch!” cried the furious father
“your life shall answer for this. I de
mand my child. Where is she.”
‘Then, shrill and startling in the ex
pectant silence, from the gallery came
the answer:
“Unner the table, ye dinged lout!
Dinna ye see her slipper stickin’ oot?
The house was in a tumult of mer
riment in a moment, but it was the
“angry father” himself, who ruined
the situation, for he burst into immod
erate laughter and the. curtain fell iz
the middle of the act, to rise again
upon an audience that could not re
press its risibles for the rest of the
evening.
HE WANTED A MORTGAGE.
Taught Him Caution.
Halvor Steenerson, Congressman
from Minnesota, tells a story of ¢
Swede who went to that state from
one of the Dakotas for the purpose
of buying a farm.
A land agent acted as guide and
informant to the Swede, who eventu-
ally found what he wanted. When
the tim> came to make out the neces-
sary papers, the agent asked the
Swede what method he preferred to
adopt in making payments,
“Ay pay all. Ay haf da money,” re-
plied the Swede.
“Very well, then. I'll make out the
deed,” said the agent.
“No!” suddenly exclaimed _ the
Swede. “Ay no want deed!”
‘Why, yes, you do!” rejoined the
agent, astonished. “You pay the
money and you take a deed for the
farm.”
“No, no!” earnestly asseverated the
Swede. “Ay no want deed! Ay had
deed oop in Dakoty. Ay pay man da
money, He gif me deed. Ay gif heem
mortgage. Ay tak land. By en by
he get land, he get deed, he haf da
money. Dees time Ay want no deed;
Ay want mortgage. Ay pay da money;
you gif me mortgage!”—The Sunday
Magazine.
bbls (ie
“T would like to ask you a questior
it you don't mind,” said the old raan
in the street car to the man on his
right,
“Go ahead, sir.”
“I should itke to know the meaning
of the term ‘History repeats itself.” |
‘come across it most every day. How
does history repeat itselt?” *
- “That's easily answered,” said the
‘other. “For instance, if you should
ask me what I thought of the weather
I should tell you to go and be hanged
te you. If we should meet a montt
hence and you asked me the same
question: over again my reply would
be the same.”
“I think I see—t think T do,” mused
the old man, as he leaned back and
crossed his feet. “Yes, I guess 1
understand, and I want to tell you that
you are a durned mean jackass of a
man and that history is going to re
peat itself every blamed time I run
across you for the next ten years tc
come.”—Chicago News.
| ® Gentle Sheast,
James Jeffrey Roche, the new Con
sul to Genoa, was talking about
magazine editor.
| “This man,” he said, “rejected some
of the best of my early verse. He re
fected some of the best verse of my
friends. Why he is an editor I can’t
imagine. He certainly has no critical
sense.
__“T indicated this to him one day
‘He had announced to me that he was
‘going to get married. He had praised
the lady of his choice ardently, de
claring her to be a poem.
“‘A poem?’ said I.
“‘A poem,’ he repeated.
| “And still you do not reject her?
{ exclaimed.”
Winter.
Soft as the plumes of sleep drifts down
The pure white silence of the snow
‘The bells make merry in the town,
‘Where happy faces ‘come and go.
The brooding qulet of the trees,
15, broken ‘weet, in yonder, gien,
Piand Wcens sweet song of winter wren.
Of glowing days some magic word
Aeneas
‘The whisper of returning spring
S66 ee
‘And lo; the very cold grows dear,
‘The ‘wildest storm “wind warms the
—R Brumbaugh, in Field aod Stream
Telephone Bell W. 32, Telephone Home W. 32
Ww. B, Raymond
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lages For All Purpose. At All Hours.
~The Best Equipad White Enameled
Ambulance For Sick and wounded
| On Short Notice. Charges Reasonable Call At
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Notice.
Nice Furrished
ROOMS AND BOARD AT
A 1$3.25 per week
At the Corner of second and Deleware streets in
Armourdale Kansas. Andin a good location convenint
to street car sevice. You will get best of treatment.
MRS. E, L, SMITH PROPRIETRESS,
KANSAS CITY SOAP CO.
1510 N, 4th St.
| Are Manufactors of the Best Grades of Toilet « Wash
| ing Soaps. A Home Institution.
~GIVETHEMYOUR PATRONAGE
One trial of their brand the Snowflake and Union will
convince you of their merits.
| i yt A W ota [y
RESTAURANT,
is 1012 N 8rd St.
1s the best place in tne city and will serve you from 5,30
a,m, to lip. m, every thing is cooked to taste,
MEALS 15 CENTS,
.Mrs. Thatcher the prop, is one of the best cooks in the
city and will please you, givether a call.
~=— Money to Loan—~
on Watches. Diamonds Jewelry
CLOTHING AND EVERYTHING
crcorrers ()f Value seems
Watches and -Tewelry Sold on Payments
AT CASH PRICES.-
Pane ee eon So
Union Loan Office,
427 Minnesota ave. kansas"city. kans._
TO SAVE MONEY.
Ladies suits, dressing sacques, aprons and in fact
anything in the Dressmaking line
MADE TO ORDER.
and sold-on weekly and monthly payments. Here is a
few prices: Belt dresses $1.00 and up; dressing sacques
5Octs and up. Call and see me.
one
Mrs W. F. Williams,
1510 North Third St. Kansas City, Kansas.
ee
saved fot
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MME. L, F. JOHNSON,
Shampooing, Manicuring, Massage
and Scalp Trea tment,
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Ouplex Telegraphy In Europe,
The telegraph line from Vienny wy
Grernowitz is the longest line ig ye
Fope which uses the duplex syste
being 630 miles long. The syeeg
was adopted a few months so, a4
was found necessary to increase
eapacity of the line, which takes 4
tho matter for Roumania, southeacten
Russia and a part of Bulgaria, ty
system works well at present, g
though the line ts constructed ot
wire instead of copper.
Good Luck for Turtles at Least,
‘The Chinese have a peciliar cisiog
with regard to turtles, which they ag
sider as very good joss. Almost aq
day one can see these creatures, say
of them of Duge size, being cama
on board the river steamers, not toy
taken to Canton for culinary ppoae
but to be dumped into the sea ay
restored to liberty and freedom. Goo
luck is thought to follow.—Hong Kg
Press.
| Good to Lick Baby With Later n.
T saw lately @ dainty and origin
gift for a young mother. It was cal
“a measuring stick for baby,” made g
white wood thirty-six inches long, 4
marked off into inches as accuraisy
ag a tape measure. Forgetmenots vey
pai ted down the side, and at one aj
wa hole in which was a ribbon by
and loop by which to suspend i,.
Good Housekeeping.
Moisture in Tobacco,
‘The presence of moisture in tobsey
is, the Lancet believes, of some ip
portance to public health, since ty
combustion of tobacco containing
large proportion of moisture is ig
peded, while as the £ eration y
vapor ts increased, so ar 16 canes
of the polsonous princi} © being ax
ried into the mouth diminished,
Early Japanese University,
It will surprise most readers
learn from a recent Japanese writ
that there was a university in Japa
in the eighth century, with schools
ethics, mathematics and history, aa
that text books were employed da
ing with such specialties as the ds
eases of women, veterinary surgey
and materla medica.
Beh i it
“Yes, for local talent, it was a fint
rate entertainment,” said the subut
an resident, “and we made ore
hundred dollars for the hospital fist
but there: was one little hitch. Ty
town undertaker was down for a tent
solo, and he insisted on singing tz
Waiting for Thee.’"—New York su
Consider Dreams Revelations.
Among the people of the casta|
dream 1s considered to be a dist
Tevelation from God, and there
in the Orient, even to-day, sooth
ers, or fortune tellers, who intern
dreams, just as the soothszyers df
in bible times, and from dreams tl
the future of the dreamer.
Cancer Victims Well to Do.
Statistics show that cancer is m0
common among those who are acct
tomed to the refinements of life th
among the very poor, and to care!
Buch patients the doctors say tit
food surroundings are a necessity.
Snakes in India.
About 400,000 snakes are kill
every year in British India. The fe
paid as rewerds annually for the ¢#
struction of beasts of prey and vé#}
omous snakes by the government ¢
India amount to about $125,000.
German Colony in Palestine.
Thirty-four years ago a German oF
ony settled at Haifa, Palestine 1
day all of the ninety families in 4
are prosperous. They raise sre
and make wine free from alcotd
which is sold to the natives
Irish Ledger in Court.
A ledger kept in the Irish langul!
was produced at the Roscommon
sixes, in Ireland, and the witness bl
to go on the bench to trausiate i
terms for the judge. |
Gravity.
An observing schoolboy wrote
short essay: “Gravity was dist
ered by Izaak Walton. It is cbidlf
noticeable when the apples are iH
ing from the trees.”
Novices Leave Convent.
Stealing the front door key from &
Pocket of the mother superior, th
young novices escaped from the o
vent of Santa Clara in Lisbon ani
‘appeared.
she Seaside in Berlin.
Dogs are allowed to enter tramm?
cars in Berlin, but must be held #
their master’s laps and paid for #!
they were human passengers.
Credit Is a Necessity.
As trade now stands, there 1s ®
enough gold out of the earth, ##
‘were all coined, to transact the >#
mess of a day.
Nationalities Among Russiant
The Russtan population repros
110 nationaltties, the three great #
being Finns, Tartans and Slavs
Aluminum for Sharpening Cutl0*.
Aluminum is superior to any
fer sharpening cutlery.
Denmark's Honey Exports
Denmark exports 2,500,000
ef honey a year.
Brice of Kamenonyss Hoey ® Nene
Bg alias
‘The Peadl in her mouth—swect chink—
Am Teoing upon the drink or the blink?
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AN IPENER
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+ LY ALLE De CHLEZT +
(Copyright, 1905, by Daily Story Pub. Co.)
Miss Gilchrist had boarded an ele-
vated vain on her way to the shop-
pig district, It was crowded with
ne end women going to business,
jut she was fortunate enough to get
comer seat, next to those running
crosswise,
twas not yet nine o'clock, but Miss
Giebrist was anxious to get to the
iors early and have her purehases
gat home before night. ‘There were
gveral things, an evening waist or
tvo, a fashionable wrap and a stylish
iat, that she must have before she
could let herself be seen by anybody.
“anybody” meant Horace Whiting,
the dashing New Yorker whom she
tai met the summer before at her
tome in Pineville, His advent had
male her extremely critical of the
nen she had known all her life, par-
tlarly of Oliver Leighton, the
aeatest catch in Pineville. At any
time previous she joyfully would have
tuken Oliver for better or worse, had
ste been able to bring him to the
at of asking her to, but now she
tegan to keep him at bay with a dis-
eet mixture of coyness and coquetry
that bewildered him, and naturally his
anior grew as she became indifferent.
Whiting was certainly no better look-
fug thin het Pineville admirer, and
tot half as well bred, but bis air of
Jnowing it all, his clothes and the way
he wore them quite dazzled her. She
tegan to have brilllant visions of life
fn New York that made Pineville
seem unendurably dull and tame.
She couldn't say that Whiting had
male love to her, but he had taken
ter driving, singled her out on every
‘ceasion, paid her many florid compll-
ments, and made her promise again
and again that she would let him
Know the minute she came to New
York. So she could easily picture his
delight at learning that she was here,
and that he would have an opportun-
‘iy to entertain her as he had so often
assured her he longed to do. Whether
tnything serious would follow she,
of course, could not tell, but she had
10 intention of binding herself to any
one else until she had given Whiting
4 chance to meet her again. Mean-
Ville she had obtained a refusal on
Leighton, to whom she had promised
i answer within a couple of weeks.
Tee intervening time she would spend
‘c New York, and thus fit herself to
fome to a proper decision.
Ass Gilchrist’s pleasing meditations
te new frocks and hats, and the thea-
tes and operas to which she would
‘ear them, were rudely broken in
‘ion by some one’s trampling on her
(es, ‘Two men were pushing roughly
ly several women in their eagerness
‘® get possession of the cross seat next
ke, which was just being vacated.
Whisnant at their indecent manner,
fhe cast a look of contempt at their
_ BAS as they settled themselves corn-
fortably.
Well, this 1s luck!” said one. “I've
‘een out every might this week, and
dead tired.”
The voice made Miss Gilebrist start
shrink back into her corner in
ésnay. For an instant she was con-
feious of nothing but the danger of
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Fortunate enough to get a corner seat,
ber being discovered in her out-of-date
te,2Y the man who had spoken,
te very one on whose approval hung
R2"Y of her plans, Her heart beat
ttt and tast, but ae she remembered
te thiok ven ahe Wore her mind
Rrtclt, and she bogan to study
ii ely the pronte hat was so famil-
204 yet co alttereat from her rec-
Go of it. Some way Whiting
fi 20t took a¢ ant oe he had in Pine-
Me He had ushed ‘bis het bank
On his head, which gave him a boor
ish air, and as for his clothes, they
were not conspicuous here; indeed
there were half a dozen men in the
car who surpassed him on this
ground.
“How's business?” asked the com.
panion of the man she was scrutin.z:
ing.
“Slow!” growled the latter. “I'm
dead sick of it! Makes me feel like
erawling into a hole and staying
there. But no matter what happens
people seem to think you've got
money to burn. Girls are the worst
Pay them the slightest attention and
they think you are bound to keep it
up. There's never a let-up with them,
‘That reminds me,” feeling in his pock-
ets, “of a letter I had this morning
from a girl just in from the country.
Met her last summer. Not a bad lit:
tle thing at all; the best there was ir
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the place. Not a bad note, either, te
it.” handing it to his friend.
“Not at all,” replied the latter,
glancing over it and handing it back
“Quite clever, in fact.”
“Just so. Means, of course, ths’
she wants me to take her to the thea
ter and so on. So I would if things
were a little easier, but I ain't in
shape to do it now. When you come
to figure it out, it don’t pay. ‘There's
five dollars for seats, flowers five, car
riage five, supper ten—twenty-five ir
all. Take the girl home, press he:
hand at the door, bid her good night.
“Tain’t worth it! Y'll just waft a few
days ‘til she's gone back, then write
her a nice letter, telling her I've been
out of town, awfully sorry to miss her,
and all that kind of thing. It's too bad,
but a fellow must draw the line some
where.”
The speaker wound up with a great
yawn, and threw his head back with
Such a jerk that his hat tumbled into
the lap of the girl behind him.
“I beg your pardon, madam!” he
cried, waving his arm wildly behind
him in an attempt to regain his fedora
“Why, she’s carrying it along with
her. Confound it, she's trod all over
it, What's the matter with the wom-
an, anyway?”
‘The other passengers grinned, but
the object of his remarks was already
out of the car. They were still a long
way from the shopping district, but
Miss Gilchrist had lost all interest in
her purchases. Her only desire was
to get back to Pineville, and to dear,
dear Oliver.
Their wedding came off three
months later.
Military Honors for Seagull.
A seagull, which, with clipped
wings, had remained in the Golden
Hill Fort, Freshwater, Isle of Wight,
as a pet of the Royal Garrison Artil-
lery stationed there, has just died and
has been buried with a semblance of
military honors.
‘The body of the gull, which was
known as “Mac,” was placed in a cof.
fin and covered with a sheet. Two
gunners acted as bearers, and others
followed the coffin as mourners to the
grave outside the fort, where it was
buried with due ceremony. The sol-
diers saluted the coffin as it passed. —
London Daily Mail.
Eagle Whipped by Crows,
One hundred crows whipped a big
eagle in a fight to-day at the farm of
Darlington Beebe of Westtown, and
drove it several miles from the place.
The crows attacked the king of
birds in a body, and at one time had it
80 exhausted that it alighted in a fleld
and fell over on the ground, though it
finally escaped—West Chester corre
spondenes Philadelphis Record.
7
GOVERNMENT LIGHT,
HISTORIC CHICKAMAUGA PARK
ABLAZE WITH ILLUMINATION.
United States System of Lighting Mill
tary Post Pronounced Gratifyingly
Successful—Six and One-Half Miles
of Mains—Sixty-Five Street Lights,
Chickamauga Park Gz., May 81—
‘The United States government has here
in operation one of the largest acety-
lene gas plants in the world. The mill
tary post at the entrance of the histor.
teal Chickamauga battlefield where
thirty thousand Union and Confederate
Soldiers were lost in the memorable
battle of Sept. 19 and 20, 1863, contains
about one hundred bulldings, the
seventy-five principal ones of which are
lighted with acetylene, To accom-
plish this six and one-half miles of
mains and two miles of service pipes
are in use, while sixty-five street
Jamps brilliantly illuminate the ave
nues of the post.
In 1903 the War Department in-
stalled a test acetylene plant at Fort
Meyer, Virginia. The results were
so gratifying and the superiority
of the illuminant so evident that the
government, March 20, 1904, placed
the contract for the Chickamauga
plant, in which every citizen of the
United States should have his pro
rata of pride.
But the government has not con-
| aned its acceptance of acetylene ‘o
‘this military post. Since becoming
satisfied of the efficiency, superiority
and economical advantages of this
‘Particular illuminant, the United
States has installed a number of
plants In Indian schools and other goy-
ernment Institutions.
Acetylene gas {s one of the simplest
&s well as the most perfect of artificial
lights. It is made by the contact
of water and carbide, (a manufactured
product for sale at a nominal price),
fs absolutely safe and gives a beau.
tiful white light soothing to the eyes
and nerves. {t can be produced any-
where—in the farm home, the village
store, the town hall, the church—and
fs so easily maintained as to
be practical for all classes.
It fs a matter for national congratu-
lation that in beautifying so historic
@ spot as Chickamauga, nothing but
the best, including the lighting sys-
tem, has been deemed good enough
tor the: Ameriosn sanpie.
A woman ha sto be mighty pretty
to make you feel it would be a shame
to expect her to know how to have
good things to eat.
‘Try me just once and I am sure to
eome again. Defiance Starch.
‘The unfortunate man’s friends al-
ways live a long way off.
ULCERS FOR 30 YEARS.
Painful Eruptions From Knees to Feet
Seemed Incurable—Cuticura
Ends Misery.
Another of those remarkable cures
by Cuticura, after doctors and all else
had failed, is testified to by Mr. M.
C. Moss of Gainesville, Texas, in the
following letter: “For over thirty
years I suffered from painful ulcers
and an eruption from my knees to
feet, ‘and could find neither doctors
nor medicine to help me, until I used
Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Pills,
which cured me in six months, They
helped me the very first time I used
them, and I am glad to write this so
that others suffering as I did may be
faved from misery,”
‘The name of the empress of Japan
is O Haru-‘spring.” The name oj
the crown prince is Yoshi Hito.
Are the Packers Receiving Fair Play?
When the Garfield report on the
business methods of the packers ap
peared, after eight months’ investiga.
tion, it was severely criticised and
roundly denounced. After three
months of publicity it is significant
that those who attempted to discredit
it have failed to controvert the figures
contained in that exhaustive docu-
ment. The public is beginning to no
tice this omission, and the feeling is
rapidly growing that the sensational
charges out of which the “Beef In
vestigation” arose were without foun-
dation. If the official statements of
the report are susceptible of contra-
@iction, a good many people are now
asking why the facts and figures are
not furnished to contradict them.
‘The truth seems to be that most of
the charges contain unfounded sensa-
tional assertions. A flagrant example
of this appeared in a recent article in
an Eastern magazine, to the effect
that “forty Iowa banks were forced
to close their doors in 1903-4 by the
Beet Trust's manipulation of cattle
prices.” Chief Clerk Cox, of the bank-
ing department of the Iowa State Au-
Gitor’s office, has tabulated the list of
banks given in the magazine article
and has publicly denounced the state
ment as utterly untrue. He gives
Separately the reasons for each fail-
ure mentioned and officially states
that they have been caused by unwise
speculations and by reckless banking
methods. It may be+well to suspend
judgment upon the packers until the
charges against them are proved.
Lacking in Experience.
“Somebody who calls himself Prof.
Trent, claims that Daniel Defoe, who
wrote ‘Robinson Crusoe,’ was the
Greatest liar that ever lived.”
“Lguess the professor never met one
of our expert campaign liars.”
General Nogi, who is giving the
Russians so astonishing an exhibition
of his knowledge of the art of modern
war, commenced his military. educat-
lon fighting in medival armor with the
bow and arrow and the sword of the
‘Samurai,
DT | PINAL
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How Snidere Maka Inve
The courtship of the Saitis pulex, ¢
spider, is described by an expert in in
sect life as a most elaborate exhibi
tion of skill and grace in dancing
Balancing his body on his long legs
he moves in a semi-circle for abou
two inches, and then reversing the
pesition twists and turns in the oppo
site direction, repeating this grotesque
figure scores of times, and pausing
every few minutes to rock from side
to side, and to bend his brilliant legs
so that they may be brought into ful
view of his admiring mate.
A similar display, but with varie¢
antics, marks the love-making of othe!
sorts of spiders, but this manner o}
courting is not without its risks, an¢
it may often happen that the livels
suitor, if he prolongs his performance
or shows off his points of perfectior
too persistently, is suddenly seize¢
and devoured by his more musculai
mate.
Carried His Coffin With Him,
‘The death of Thomas V. Reynolds
at the home of Col. J. C. Evans, near
this city, which occurred a few days
ago, has brought to light facts which
are so far out of the ordinary as tc
be of interest to a great many, as he
had traveled all over several states
and will be remembered by a large
number of people.
‘Mr. Reynolds was a native of Henry
county, Ky., and resided in Barren
county for many years. He was twice
married, his first wife being Miss Win
nie Creasy. She died about twenty.
five years ago, and when her coffin
was made Mr. Reynolds had one made
for himself. When he came here te
live three years ago he had his coffin
brought along, and in this his body
was buried—Glasgow correspondener
Nashville American,
Ratiwas Acsttanta:
Railway experts are continually
seeking means to avoid accidents by
insuring thoroughness of construction
A device just coming into use on the
English railways is a screw used for
fastening the rails to the ties. These
are supposed to be serewed home with
a spanner, but the workmen were ac
customed to hammering them home
saving labor, but decreasing the eff
ciency of the screw. Now screws ar
made capped by a cone of soft metal
‘Two or three blows of a hammer wil
flatten this cone and result in the de
tection of the careless employe.—Nev
York Herald.
Editor Too Strenuous.
The Gleaner was published at Man
chester, N. H., sixty years ago, anc
was for many reasons out of the or
dinary in the newspaper line. Th
paper was published by John Cald
well and bore under the headline the
legend, “An independent newspaper—
devoted to truth, both in politics an¢
religion.” On one of the interior
pages under a cut of a man in the
pillory is found a list of those whe
were behind in their subscriptions
‘This list became so long that the
paper suspended after an existenc
of three years.
Guichen tibetan wnt Ganied:
The record of getting married and
settled in short order went all to
smash in Bangor last week, when
Frank Reeves, an ex-policeman of
Machias, and Mrs. Laura Mace of Ells
worth, bought a house, furniture to
furnish it, were married, and ate their
first meal in the new house inside of
five hours from the time they arrive
in Bangor.
Small Deposit Grew.
‘The oldest outstanding deposit booh
issued by the savings bank at Middle.
town, Conn., was presented a few tlays
since for payment. The account was
opened in 1833, with a deposit of $,
and this was the only money deposited
on the account. The bank paid the
owner $62.37.
Lucky Accident.
‘The wind which has been so much
in evidence for the past few days cer-
tainly blew good to one Lynn man in
spite of the fact that it treated his hat
rather roughly. When he finally over-
took the truant headgear he found a
bright silver dollar under it—Boston
Herald.
-_——
Di ticiietia’ edi Mins!
Mrs. Frank Towne of Warren, Vt.
has on exhibition a goose egg that Isa
record breaker. It measures around it
from end to end*eleven and one-eighth
inches: around the center {t muusnres
ight inches, and it weighs ten ounces,
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Do You Feel Chilly, Then
Feyerish and Ache all Qver ?
"Sram ont, wie prasrer becca
Cough? Sensation of Soreness
in the Chest or Back?
Don’t let your cold run into chronic
bronchitis or pnewnonia, The very best
tonic alterative and Bod yebaiiter at this
time is Dr, Pierce's Golden Medical Dis-
covery. Made without alcohol or dan-
gerous drugs, and it contains that rare
Combination of roots and herbs that will
allay a cough (irons it ont, as it were),
restores the circulation, assists the appe-
tite and digestion, and consequently re-
‘stores tone to the entire system. That is
{he reason people look happy ence more
after taking it—they feel like living, be-
cause their liver is active, the blood in
their arteries {s full of that life-giving
quality—rich, red blood. ~The blood in
turn feeds the nerves.
Nervousness and neuralgia aro only the
indication that the nerves are not fed on
invigorating blood. This “Medical Dis-
covery” of Dr. Pierce is nature's own
restorer. It tones up the organism and
stimulates its functions, furnishing to the
body one of its necessary constituent
principles of which it is in need.
This Breparation is of yen taste,
agrees perfectly with rebellious and sen-
sitive stomach’, and {s extremely effec-
tive in restoring tone and vigor to the
entire system, Tt cures gastric. troubles
of the stomach and at the same time the
‘Nood-vessels are given a stimulation
Oe Sirens Saiuiaeen
Stupid Man.
Mr Newliwed—Goodness! this little
shriveled loaf of bread is as heavy as
lead. I'll bet you forgot to put yeast
in it to make it rise.
Mrs. Newliwed—Well, stupld, if it
had risen it would still be bigger.
Mr. Newliwed—Well?
Mrs, Newliwed—Well, it it was big
ger it would be heavier still, wouldn't
it?
He who doesn’t marry too young
remains in the bachelor class to the
end, according to a disappointed be-
nedict, ~
REPORTED CURE STANDS TEST OF
FULL INVESTIGATION,
Actively at Work.
“Yes,” said Mr. Watkins to a reporter,
“itis true that I have been cured of
ataxia by Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills.”
“Are you sure you had locomotor
ataxia?”
“Phe doctors themselves told me so.
Bosides I recognized the symptoms,””
« What were they?”
“Well, the first indications were a
stiffness about the knee joints that came
on about four years ago. A few months
after that appeared, my walk got to be
uncertain, shaky-like. I lost confidence
in my power to control the movements
of my legs. Once, when I was in the
cellar, I started to pick up two scuttles
of coal, and my legs gave way suddenly,
and I tumbled all ina heap in a basket.
I couldn't close my eyes and keep my
balance to save my life. ‘Then I had
fearful pains over my whole body and I
lost control over my kidneys and my
bowels.””
« How about your general health ?”
“Sometimes I was so weak that I had
tokeep my bed and my weight fell off
twenty pounds. Things looked pretty
bad for me until T ran across a young
man who had been cured by Dr. Wil-
liams’ Pink Pills and who advised me to
try them.”
“Did these pills help you right away?”
“Tdidu’t see much improvement un.
til Thad used six boxes. ‘The first bene-
fit I noticed was a better circulation and
a picking up in strength and weight. 1
gradually got confidence in my ability
to direct the movements of my legs, and
in the course of seven or eight months
all the troubles had disappeared.”
“Do you regard yourself as entirely
well now?”
“Ido the work of a well man at any
rate. Iean close my eyes and stand up
all right and move about the same a:
other men. The pains are all gone ex
cept an occasional twitch in the calves
of my legs.””
‘Mr. James H. Watkins residesat No. 7:
‘Westerlo street, Albany,N.¥. Dr. Wil
liams’ Pink Pills cau be obtained at any
drug store. They should be used as ot
as the first signs of locomotor ataxia ap
pear ina peculiar numbness of the feet
A fairy story: Once upon a time
there was a female elocutionist who
refused to speak a piece even after
she had been invited to do so,
Mother's Devotion
To her children is ons of the most
beautiful things in life, When they
are sick, the wise mother, who has
taken the pains to study their best
interests, promptly gives them Dr.
Caldwell's (laxative) Syrup Pepsin.
It quickly relieves pain and fever,
and can never do anything but good.
‘Try it.
In thy name, O Liberty, what @ lot
of divorces are sought.
To the housewife who has not yet
Decome acquainted with the new. things
of everyday use in the market and
‘who is reasonably satisfied with the
Old, we would suggest that a trial of
Defiance Cold Water Starch be made
at once. Not alone because it is guar:
anteed by the manufacturers to be su-
Perior to any other brand, but because
¢ach 100 package contains 16 ozs.
while all the cther kinds contain ‘but
32 ozs. It 1s safe to say that the lady
{who once uses Deflance Starch will use
no other, Quality and quantity must
which throws off a cold. One very good
reason why it restores the health of run-
down, nae and emaciated people is be-
cause ft first throws out the poisons from
the liver and Eitors ‘It then begins its
reconstructive work in building up flesh
and making good, rich, red blood.
ctikirs East gual fs vipa
soxiphamt ding Sauter frm Judleetips
$. W. Mullenax, of Circlovitle, W. Va. "and
phyaicinas oleae tee eee pega
Set didie fsx of eS
Perret gmaven ag gia coer
Bora Talc oer aes 3 could Note
Seat uy ane eeied ree eee
such severe pains in the pit of my stomach.
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abd ae auanee rote gorateny ant
TRE Aranda manera ae
Bie, Ae none tted and
Someday teeny enone the
acjaatay Ret mould cborta Flercys
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It Stands Alone zetouy go t=:
spect to its in-
ME SEANCES ALONE Soest 1
also as the only medicine for stomach,
liver and blood disorders, which abso-
lutely CONTAIN NO ALCOHOL,
It Stands Alone s.c2,%esa1:
terative medi-
TT cine, the makers
of which take their patients fully into
their confidence and tell them exactly
what they are taking. This Dr. Pierce
can afford to do, because his “GouDEW
MepicaL Discovery” is made of such
ingredients and after a working formula
that has hundreds of thousands of cures
to its credit, placing its merits above
eriticism,
It Stands Alone s.As*nzess
cure for almost
———————. allchronle dis-
eases because the earth supplies the in-
gredients, which are as follows:
Golden Seal (yarastis Canadensta,
“Queen's root (Stillingla Syleaticn).
Stone root (Collinsonia Canadensis),
‘Cherrybarke (Prunus Firginiann,
~“Bloodroot (Sanquinarta Canadensis),
| Mandrake (Podophylium Peltatum).
Constipation although a little ill, be:
ts big ones if noglected, Dr. Pierce's
Bleasant Pellets cures constipation,
To have a kind word for someone
who is disliked is to be looked upor
with suspicion,
Many Children Are Sickly,
Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children's
Home, New York, Cure Feverishness, Heade
ache, Stomach ‘Troubles, Teething Dis.
orders, Break up Colds and Destroy Worms.
Atall Druggists’,25c. Sample mailed FREE,
‘Address Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. ¥.
‘The chief virtue of some people is
jthat tuey are not bad,
| «FIXING RAILROAD RATES.
Making railroad rates is like play-
ing a game of checkers or chess. Com-
munities to be benefitted, producers,
manufacturers or shippers to be aided
represent the pieces used. Every pos-
sible move is studied for its effect
on the general result by skilled traf-
fic managers. A false move in the
making of freight rates may mean the
ruin of a city, of a great manufactur-
ing interest, of an agricultural com-
munity. Railroads strive to build up
ali these so that each may have an
equal chance in the sharp compett-
tion of business. So sensitive to this
rivalry are the railroads that in order
to build up business along their lines
they frequently allow the shipper vo
practically dictate rates. Rate mak-
ing has been a matter of development;
of mutual concessions for mutual
benefit. That is why the railroads of
the United States have voluntarily
made freight rates so much lower in
this country than they are on the
government-owned and operated rail-
ways of Europe and Australia that
they are now the lowest transporta-
tion rates in the world,
A hustler makes things hum and an
idler makes them humdrum.
Every housekeeper should know
that if they will buy Deflance Cold
Water Starch for laundry use they
will save not only time, because it
hever sticks to the fron, but because
each package contains 16 oz.—one full
;pound—while all other Cold Water
Starches are put up in %-pound pack-
ages, and the price is the same, 10
cents. Then again because Defiance
Starch is free from all injurious chem-
feals. If your grocer tries to sell you
@ 1207. package it is because he has
@ stock on hand which he wishes to
dispose of before he puts in Defiance,
He knows that Deflance Starch has
printed on every package In large let-
ters and figures “16 ozs.” Demand De-
fiance and save much time and money
and the annoyance of the iron stick
Ing, Defiance never sticks.
A man can't be in two places at
once unless he is an officeholder,
Write to 8. G. Warner, G. P. and T.
A., Kansas City Southern Ry., Kansas
City, Mo., for information concerning
Free Government Homesteads, New
Colony Locations, Improved farms,
Mineral lands, Rice lands, and Timber
lands and for copy of “Current Events”
Business Opportunities, Rice book, K,
C. 8. Fruit Book. Cheap round trip
homeseekers tickets on sale first and
third Tuésdays of each month. The
short line to the “Land of Fulfillment.”
Many a lost umbrella is hardly
worth recovering when it is found.
‘When Your Grocer Saye
the does not have Defiance Starch, you
may be sure he is afraid to keep it un-
til “his stock of 12 oz. packages are:
sold. Defiance Starch is not only bet-
ter than any other Cold Water Starch,
but contains 16 oz. to the package and
sells for same money as 12 oz. brands.
Thank God every morning when you
get up that you have something to do
that day which must be done, whether
you like it or not. Being forced to
[work and forced to do your best will
breed you in temperance, self-control,
diligence, strength of will, content and
a hundred virtues which the idle will
never know.—Charles Kingsley.
! On the hundredth anniversary of
Schiller’s death. 115,000 copies of the
special edition of his poets will be
fatren tole echocl <hilaren 8 Beriia
EVERY WALK IN LIFE.
A. A. Boyce, a farmer, living three and a half miles from Trenton, Mo., says: "A severe cold settled in my kidneys and developed so quickly that I was obliged to lay off work on account of the aching in my
miles from Trenton, Mo., says: "A severe cold settled in my kidneys and developed so quickly that I was obliged to lay off work on account of the aching in my back and sides. For a time I was unable to walk at all, and every make-shift I tried and all the medicine I took had not the slightest effect. My back continued to grow weaker until I began taking Doan's Kidney Pills, and I must say I was more than surprised and gratified to notice the backache disappearing gradually until it finally stopped."
Doan's Kidney Pills sold by all dealers or by mail on receipt of price, 50 cents per nox. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Main Chance
"Let's go over and call on the Greeng tonight," remarked Mrs. Fox, as the evening threatened to drag.
"I don't care to go there unless we have an invitation," replied her husband.
"But why not?"
"Because they wouldn't have a lunch ready if they didn't know we were coming."
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured
CATARIN CANNOT Be Cured
with ICE APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of the heart, and in turn can cause tautuous tissue disease, and in order to cure it, you must take internal remedies. Hall's Catarin Catarin is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucus in the eye, and on the mucous ciliate. It was prescribed by one of the best physicians in this country for years and is a regular prescription. It is composed of the best tions known, combined with other ingredients, to mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two ingredients is what produces such wonderful results in curcuma catarine. Send for testimonials, free from charge. CATARIN. Send for testimonials, free from charge. CATARIN. Sold by Drugs Inst. price 75¢.
Sold by Drugstress, price 750.
Take Halla Family Plus for construction
Might Work Up to It
Westerner—Do you people here seriously think of offering the mayoralty of you city to President Roosevelt after his term is over. Why not? New Yorker—Certainly. Why not? If he makes a success as President we ought to show him some substantial recognition of it, it oughtn't we?
In 1955.
Nordy—Well, that was a great victory the people won yesterday in Chicago.
Butts—I'm a little rusty on the news. What was the issue?
Nordy—Municipal ownership of alr and sunshine.
Not Envious.
Miss Amendt, who is said to receive $12,000 from the Equitable insurance company as an assistant to a vice president, is between thirty and forty years old.
Lacking in Experience.
"Somebody who calls himself Prof. Trent, claims that Daniel Defoe, who wrote 'Robinson Crusoe,' was the greatest liar that ever lived."
"I guess the professor never met one of our expert campaign liars."
Where the Money Goes
"Why do Rounderly's children look so shabby and hungry?"
"I can't account for it. He's a darned good fellow."
"Ah, that accounts for it."
Over 30,000,000 Published.
An Oakland lady who has a taste for good literature, tells what a happy time she had on "The Road to Wellville." She says:
"I drank coffee freely for eight years before I began to perceive any evil effects from it. Then I noticed that I was becoming very nervous, and that my stomach was gradually losing the power to properly assimilate my food. In time I got so weak that I dreaded to leave the house—for no reason whatever but because of the miserable condition of my nerves and stomach. I attributed the trouble to anything in the world but coffee, of course. I dosed myself with medicines, which in the end would leave me in a worse condition than at first. I was most wretched and discouraged—not 30 years old and feeling that life was a failure!
"I had given up all hope of ever enjoying myself like other people, till one day I read the little book "The Road to Wellville." It opened my eyes, and taught me a lesson I shall never forget and cannot value too high. I immediately quit the use of the old kind of coffee and began to drink Postum Food Coffee. I noticed the beginning of an improvement in the whole tone of my system, after only two days' use of the new drink, and in a very short time realized that I could go about like other people without the least return of the nervous dread that formerly gave me so much trouble. In fact my nervousness disappeared entirely and has never returned, although it is now a year that I have been drinking Postum Food Coffee. And my stomach is now like iron—nothing can upset it!
"Last week, during the big Conclave in San Francisco, I was on the go day and night without the slightest fatigue; and as I stood in the immense crowd watching the great parade that lasted for hours, I thought to myself, 'This strength is what Postum Food Coffee has given me!' "Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
There's a reason.
The little book "The Road to Wellville" may be found in every pkg.
TELEGRAPHIC BRIEFS
Thieves robbed duchess of Westminster of $30,000 worth of jewels.
Hungarian baron proves unable to form cabinet, not finding one man to assist him.
Japan has placed contracts for $5,000,000 for tools and machinery with New York firms.
Mrs. James Brown Potter denies alleged embezzling. British lawyer loaned her the money.
King Victor Emmanuel says the American President has more power than the ruler of Italy.
The Farmers and Merchants' bank of Cabool, Mo., has been organized with a capital stock of $10,000.
Francis L. Honore, 72 years old, uncle of Mrs. Potter Palmer, is quitely married to Mrs. Sara F. Cowles.
French diplomats expect that Russia will canvass the situation with friendly nations with a view to peace overtures.
Washington diplomats think that when peace negotiations come Roosevelt will act as arbitrator.
Clearings at Chicago banks in May are larger by $130,000,000 than the corresponding month of 1904.
Mrs. Edward C. Shayer of Keene, N. H., has left $100,000 to found a home for poor girls and $5,000 for the Tuskegee institute.
Frederick Cole, a son of George E. the members against persons who fail Robert Ray, May 20, was bound over they cannot stand the climate.
East St. Louis physicians have organized a society for the protection of consider the formation of an international chamber of agriculture.
President Roosevelt in an address at the unvailing of the Slocum statue in Brooklyn declares a strong navy is the surest guarency of peace.
Major J. W. Johnston, father of Mary Johnston, the authoress, died at Richmond, Va. He was an artillery officer in the confederate service.
It is estimated that Japan will demand $1,000,000,000 indemnity from Russia and not withdraw from any territory acquired during the war.
Joseph M. Weber announces plans for an immense hippodrome in Chicago, the building and equipment of which will cost more than $1,000,000.
Mysterious offer of $10,000 is made for the recovery of a stolen packet of letters which, it is said, would disrupt a New York family of wealth. Names are kept from the public.
Powell Clayton, late ambassador to Mexico, called at the State Department to formally terminate his connection with the diplomatic service. Notices have been posted on the trees in William Rockefeller's estate in the Adirondacks threatening the owner with death if he visits that region.
Canadian members of international waterways commission opposed operation of Chicago drainage canal and project to connect great lakes with Mississippi river.
Five hundred employees of the American Can company at Davenport, Iowa, struck Saturday. The men demand a 20 per cent increase in wages and recognition of their union.
The Northern Pacific and Union Pacific executive committees have agreed to build jointly 300 miles of line into the Nez Perces territory on the borders of Idaho and Washington
King Alfonso of Spain on his arrival at Paris for a week's stay is threaten by a man, who, armed with a dagger, breaks through a crowd and attempts to approach the king's carriage.
Germany is ready to ald President Roosevelt in any move to end the eastern war. Plans for action will be discussed by the cabinet Friday. France and Great Britain may also join the movement.
St. Petersburg officials are stupeded by the extent of the disaster Russia's fleet has sustained. All official reports show the losses to be greater than even the Tokio dispatches would indicate.
The Stockholm Tiding suggests that the union of Sweden and Norway should be reduced to the statues of a merely personal one, with the crown the sole link between the two nations which otherwise should be independent of each other. The United States Circuit Court of Appeals, Judge Dehaven dissenting, at San Francisco affirmed the judgement of Judge Knowles of the District of Montana in the case of the United States against Senator W. A. Clark, involving the title to half a million dollars' worth of timber land in western Montana.
The mutilated body of James Peterson, aged 40 years, a son of John Peterson, a wealthy farmer, was found lying just outside the barn door, a short distance from his father's home, near Latrobe, Pa. The body was badly cut and bruised and one ear almost torn off. It is supposed that he was murdered while returning from church.
Artic relief steamer reaches Tromsoe on way to find Ziegler expedition.
More than 100 preachers marched to mayor's office in Philadelphia and prayed for him to prevent gas lease.
France thinks America will have the same trouble with the Russian fleet in the Philippines as she did in Indo-China.
The thirty-first annual convention of the American Banker's association will be held at Washington Oct. 25. 26 and 27. The convention of the trust companies and the savings bank sections will be held Oct. 24.
HUMOUR of the DAY
Beware the Conceited Man.
"I don't care for him," said the young woman, snapping her teeth together decidedly. "He's one of those men that match."
"Match? murmured her friend who had just confessed to a certain interest in an acquaintance.
"Yes; all the same color," was the answer, "shirt, handkerchief, socks—all the same shade. None of that kind for mine, thanks. Just think how much time they would take in primping every morning to get all those things the same."—New York Sun.
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Frowzy Frogmore—"Because I hain't got but 30 cents saved yit fer me new automobile."
This Prophetic Soul
Kindly Stranger—"Say, bub, you have been crying here for an hour. What's up?"
Small Boy—"I'm appalled by an impending catastrophy, sir, boo-o-o."
Kindly Stranger—"Bless my soul, what a child. And what is the catastrophy to be?"
Small Boy—"Fishin' will be good about Saturday, and I'm afraid the weeds 'll have to be hoed out of the garden."
Regular Jonah.
"De ole mule th'owed Br'er Thomas head over heels inter de mill pond en a 'gator riz up en swallered him!" "Too bad!" "Yes, but I reckon we'll see him ag'in kaze de gator's done crawled up on de bank en he's lookin' mighty sick."-Atlanta Constitution
Reflected Greatness
"What makes Biones so proud these days?" asked the seeker after truth.
"He has just discovered that he wears the same size collar that Roosevelt does," replied Mr. Conn.—Port land Telegram.
The Lingering Kind.
Mrs. Newlywed—1 don't know whether to bake a pie or a cake for dinner.
Chum—Which will last longer?
Mrs. Newlywed—Oh, it doesn't make much difference. One is as bad as the other!—Detroit Free Press.
No Good for a Touch
"There goes my friend, Jones, the human razor."
"Is he so sharp?"
"No—but he's continually strap ped."
A Cheese With Life in It.
Yeast—I see an English coroner remarked recently at an inquest that it was strange what a large number of people died suddenly after eating cheese.
Crimsonbeak—Why don't they eat the kind of cheese which has life in it? It can be found, you know.
A Sad Fate.
Papa Worm—Heavens! That little boy is using my son to fish with!
Ham.
"My dear," said the facetious cannibal. "I've brought home a ham for dinner."
"That's what I call adding insult to injury," murmured the shipwrecked actor, sottie voce.
He was, however, in no position to protest—Louisville Courier Journal.
Save the Babies.
We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a majority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children's complaints contain more or less opium, or morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity they stupefy, retard circulation and lead to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria operates exactly the reverse, but you must see that it bears the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the pores of the skin and allays fever.
The Lesser Evil.
First Millionarie—I'm in trouble.
My daughter wants to marry our coachman.
Second Millionaire—Going to give your consent?
First Millionaire—Guess I'll have to
First Millionarie—Guess I'll have to.
If I don't she swears she'll marry a British duke.
Bristles
"Say!!" sneered the bulldog, "you don't know much about scientific fighting, do you?"
"Perhaps not," replied the porcupine; "if you want to try a little bout with me, however, I think I can give you a few points."
On the Speedway.
Flora—I see that Miss Trotterby has a new trap.
Dora—Yes. Do you suppose she will catch a man with it?
One of the blessed, unending needs of heaven must surely be the need of giving forth into other lives the blessedness which God has poured into ours.—Lucy Larcom.
In Record Time.
Pinney Flats, Tenn., May 29th.—(Special)—Cured in two days of Rheumatism that had made his life a torture for two years, D. S. Hilton of this place naturally wants every other sufferer from rheumatism to know what cured him. It was Dodd's Kidney Pills.
"Dodd's Kidney Pills are the greatest pill on earth" says Mr. Hilton. "I would not take any sum of money for what they did for me. For two years I had what the doctors called rheumatism. I could hardly walk around the house. It seemed to be in my back and hip and legs. I tried everything but nothing helped me till I got Dodd's Kidney Pills."
"Two days after I took the first dose all pain left me and it has never come back since. I can't praise Dodd's Kidney Pills too much."
Rheumatism is caused by uric acid in the blood. Healthy kidneys take all the Uric Acid out of the blood. Dodds' Kidney Pills make healthy kidneys.
Most women would rather be inconsistent than otherwise.
Lewis' "Single Binder" straight 50 cigar. Made by hand of ripe, thoroughly cured tobacco, which insures a rich, satisfying smoke. You pay 10c for cigars not so good. Lewis' Factory, Peoria, Ill.
London's new county hall, on the banks of the Thames, will cover 5.6 acres.
USE THE FAMOUS
Red Cross Ball Blue, Large 2-oz, package 5 cents. The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind.
Quit comparing yourself with others to your own disadvantage.
SAVE
INFANT MORTALITY in all the children born in one-quarter, die before than one-third, before they We do not hesitate the jority of these precious lives infantile deaths are occasion and soothing syrups sold for morphine. They are, in con they stupefy, retard circulates exactly the revers Chas. H. Fletcher. Castori pores of the skin and allay
900 DROPS
CASTORIA
A Vegetable Preparation for Assimilating the Food and Regulating the Stomachs and Bowels of
INFANTS & CHILDREN
Promotes Digestion.Cheerfulness and Rest.Contains neither Opum,Morphine nor Mineral.
NOT NARCOTIC.
Recipe of Old Dr. SAMUEL PITCHER
Pumpkin Seed -
Aix Saturea -
Rochelle Sella -
Anise Seed -
Pimienta -
El Carbamate Sella -
Worm Steel -
Cherished Sugar -
Wintergreen Flour
A perfect Remedy for Constipation, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Worms, Convulsions, Feverishness and Loss of SLEEP.
Fac Simile Signature of
H. H. Pitcher
NEW YORK.
Alt months old
35 DOSES - 35 CENTS
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPED.
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MENS
PATRIOT
$3.50 SHOE
MAYFLOWER
$2.50 SHOE
These Shoes were Awarded
Grand Prize at St. Louis World's Fair
The PATRIOT SHOE for Men is made from all leather,
over welted with a lace, fit any body, is a
Goodyear waist, which means flexible soles, with no wax or traces
to irritate the foot. The MAYFLOWER SHOE for Women
is made in welted and hand turns. Is stylish, durable and comfortable.
It does not not handle those shoes
write us direct. We will please you and good you will save from 50
cents to $1.50 per pair in prices usually charged for shoes of
this character.
STAR BRAND SHOES ARE BETTER
ROBERTS JOHNSON & RAND SHOE CO.
ST. LOUIS, U.S.A.
A CHILD Can Use the QUICK MEAL
with perfect safety—it's proof against forgetfulness, ignorance, hired girls—the Insurance
Companies have tested it to their full satisfaction every way they could think of. The
Quick Meal is simplicity itself—no wearing parts—nothing to clog or get out
of order—nothing to burnout. It is made from heavy steel and brass,
and will just almost a lifetime—and it will do as good you will save from 50
as it did the first. Kitchen work is a delight when you have a
QUICK MEAL (Evaporator) GASOLINE RANGE
for you never have to wait, even a minute, for your fire—it's always
piping hot, but your kitchen is cool, for the heat is under the kettles,
which will keep it warm for a while. It will do as good you will save from
dirt—no bother—just convenience, economy and safety, and your
dishes done and the kitchen cleaned up before you know it. The
Quick Meal is a city convenience you can have and ought to
have. If your dealer doesn't carry it—ask us—we'll sell you.
Whatever it is, you'll find it in your local store. If you like it you will simply sell your dealer's name and say what
he carries Quick Meal. Sign your name plainly so it will reach you safely.
Ringen Stove Co. Div., Makers,
S. 6th Street. St. Louis, Mo.
NO MONEY TILL CURED. 28 YEARS ESTABLISHED
We send free and postpaid a 359-page plastic tissue at St. Louis, MO.
Rectum; also 123-page illus. treatise on Diseases of Women. Of the thousand cases by
our mild method, none paid a cent till curd. we furnish their names on applications
Drs. Thornton & Minor,
3899 Olive Street, St. Louis, MO,
and 1030 Oak St, KANSAS UITY, MO.
Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher.
F. A. F. Peeler, of St. Louis, Mo., says: "I have prescribed your Castoria in many patients who found it an efficient and speedy remedy." Dr. E. Down, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I have prescribed your Castoria in my practice for many years with great satisfaction to myself and benefit to my patients."
Dr. J. E. Waggoner, of Chicago, Ill., says: "I can most heartily recommend your food to the public as a remedy for children's complaints. I have tried it and found it a great value."
Dr. Edward Parrish, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "I have used your Castoria in my own household with good results, and has interviewed several patients to use it for its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm."
Dr. J. B. Elliott, of New York City, says: "Having during the past six years prescribed your Castoria for infantile stomach disorders, I most heartily commited its use. The formula contains nothing deleterious to the most delicate of children."
Dr. G. Sprague, of Omaha, Neb., says: "Your Castoria is an ideal medicine for children of all ages. It is desirable. While I do not advocate the indiscriminate use of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria is an exception for conditions which arise in the care of children."
Dr. J. A. Parker, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Your Castoria holds the system of the medical profession in a manner held by no other proprietary preparation. It is a sure and reliable medicine for infants and children. In fact, it is the universal medicine for infantile ailments."
Dr. J. F. Merrill, of Augusta, Mo., says: "Castoria is one of the very finest and most remarkable remedies for infantile children. In my opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I can furnish hundreds of testimonials from this locality as to its efficiency and merits."
Dr. Norman M. Geer, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: "During the last twelve years I have frequently recommended your Castoria as one of the best preparations of kind, being a kind of parents and very effective in relieving children's disorders, while the ease with which such a pleasant preparation can be administered is a great advantage."
Dr. F. H. Kyle, of St. Paul, Minn., says: "It affords me pleasure to add my name to the long list of those who have used and now endorse your Castoria. The wrapper is one good and suitable product, the recommendation of any physician. I know of its good qualities and recommend it cheerfully."
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Bears the Signature of
Cha. H. Hitchens.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THE CENTAUR COMPANY, 77 MURRAY ST, NEW YORK CITY.
WORTH KNOWING.
The average consumer of baking powder does not know that a reaction occurs in the process of baking. Food prepared with a cream of tartar baking powder does not contain any cream of tartar. A loaf of bread made from a quart of flour leavened with cream of tartar baking powder contains forty-five grains more of Rochelle Salts that is contained in one Seilfillz powder. Some eminent Boston physicians testified against the healthfulness of Rochelle Salts.
Therefore, why should the consumer pay forty-five or fifty cents per pound for the cream of tartar or Trust baking powders when the best baking powder in the world can be made to retail at twenty-five cents per pound (the price asked for Calumet Baking Powder) and leave a fair manufacturer's profit?
The manufacturers of Calumet Baking Powder have for years made a standing offer of One Thousand Dollars for any substance injurious to health found in food prepared from it. Bread made from Calumet Baking Powder is entirely free from Rochelle Salts, alum, lime or ammonia.
When a girl tells a young man that she doesn't eat any more than a bird he should remember before inviting her to lunch that an ostrich is a bird—Chicago News.
Where the Money Goes.
"Why do Rounderly's children look so shabby and hungry?"
"I can't account for it. He's a darned good fellow."
"Ah, that accounts for it."
In a Pinch, Use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE.
A powder. It cures painful, smarting nervous feet and ingrowing nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Makes new shoes easy. A certain cure for sweating feet. Sold by all druggists. 220-Trial package FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The plainer the woman the longer it takes her to select a becoming bonnet.
DON'T FORGET
A large 2 oz. package Red Cross Ball Blue, eight
5 cents. The Russ Company, South Bend, Ind.
Statistics can be made to show any
old thing that the man behind the fixtures
wants them to.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an infallible
medicine for coughs and colds.—N. W. SAMUEL
Ocean Grove, N. J., Feb. 17, 1900.
Quickest to question the morality
of others are those most lacking in
morality.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces
fammation, allays pain, curbs wind cold. Excuse a
Fox—I suppose her father was furious
when his private secretary eloped.
WOMEN'S
MAYFLOWER
$2 20 SHOE