The Broad Ax
Saturday, June 23, 1906
Chicago, Illinois
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THE BROAD AX HEW TO THE LINE.
The Aims and the Objects of the Frederick Douglass Center Seem to Be Shrouded In a Deep or Dark Mystery
None of Its Members Can Tell What It Is Endeavoring to Accomplish Aside from Furnishing a Good Home For Its President.
It is More of a Mutual Admiration Society Than Anything Else.
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The Aims and the Frederick Do Seem to Be Deep or Da None of Its Me What It Is En complish Asi ing a Good President. It is More of a Mu Society Than
The Frederick, Douglass Center, 3032 Wabash avenue, has been running at full blast for almost two years, and up to the present time the writer has come in contact with many of the brilliant men and women connected with it, and so far not one of them have been intelligent enough to convey to our stupid mind its aims or objects, and what it stands for; or what method it is pursuing or it contemple plates in pursuing in order to be of the slightest practical benefit to the great mass of the Afro-Americans residing in this city.
It is, therefore, not unreasonable to a man up a tree to arrive at the conclusion that its aims and objects are shrouded in a mighty deep mystery; but there is one thing that all the officers and members of the Frederick Douglass Center agree on; and that is, it maintains its President, Mrs. Celia Parker Woolley, and her husband, Dr. Woolley, in a mighty good home at the expense of the entire Colored population of Chicago. This fact cannot successfully be denied by its most enthusiastic supporters. It is also admitted by the best cream of the four hundred who are connected with the Frederick Douglass Center, that the breath of life was not breathed into its lungs for the purpose of doing social settlement work among the Colored people residing in the "Black Belt" or the "Red Light district;" that its members are not supposed to reach forth their strong arms to assist the poor, the needy, the weak, the sick or the oppressed, or those who are living in sinner and misery, vice and grime
Not being created to perform any grand and lofty deeds in this direction, it is very hard to conceive of what practical benefit it can be to any one except to its promoters, and to all intents and purposes it is fast drifting into a mutual alimination society more than anything else, which is in counter distinction to the idea or impression which Mrs. Woolley and her silk stocking followers would have to prevail, and this brings us to a very important phase of this subject. It appears that the latter part of last January Edwin D. Mead, of Boston, Mass., contributed a long, windy article to The Transcript of that city, wherein he states that Mrs. Celia Parker Woolley "has so deeply felt the needs of the poor Colored people that she has given up her own beautiful home, and two or three years ago established a social settlement in one of the neediest and most crowded Colored sections in the Windy City, where she is content to reside with her commanding presence, simply to benefit the poor, uncount ill-bred, and repulsive appearing Colored people, who are so much in need of her love and unbound sympathy." When the article in question appeared in the paper referred to, which must have been paid for by Mrs. Woolley, or by some of her Colored
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followers who are not nor never have been interested in the welfare of their Colored brothers and sisters except for selfish purposes, she distributed many copies of the paper among her rich white friends, conveying the idea to them that she was living in the midst of the poorest, and the worst element of the Colored people, and doing social settlement work among them, and this same article has been reproduced word for word on long slips of paper, which are being sent out broadcast over the country, appealing to the rich and the public in general to contribute ten dollars or larger sums, to aid her in her social settlement work among the poor Negroes in Chicago.
One, or two Colored ladies who are closely connected with the Frederick Douglass Center, are very bitter opposed to being classed as belonging to the real poor class of Negroes, they are also not in favor of the false or illusive idea or impression being scattered abroad as to its social settlement work, when in fact there is very little work of this kind being carried on by the "Center" these ladies are afraid to raise their voices in protestation against this false deception, which is so artfully practiced upon the public, except when they are a long distance from the "Center" for the reason that they are fearful that its President might withhold some honors from them.
Now as a matter of fact the Fredericg Douglass Center is not located among the neediest and poorest class of Colored people, for there are very few Afro-Americans residing on Wabash avenue between Thirtieth and Thirty-first streets, the poor or the needy class of Colored people reside west of State street, and they seldom cross it to travel east of that grand dividing line, unless they are seeking work, and if old aunt Betsy, who has for years tramped up and down the west side of State st., winter and summer, wearing her same old wornout calico dress, her hair unkept, her face unwashed, singing and shouting, the very imboldment of all that is revolting to the finner instincts of humanity, a living protest against the women's clubs, and institutions like the "Center" who are supposed to accomplish wonderful things in their charitable work, and others like her should happen to stumble into the Frederick Douglass Center, and ask for a few pennies or dimes, they would be turned down cold by the best, the most exclusive, and the wealthiest Afro-Americans in this city who are the big dogs in the meathouse pertaining to all the affairs in connection with the Frederick Douglass Center.
John Williams, whom it is said conducts the saloon at 2252 State street for Col. "Bony" Moore, was arrested the first of the week for keeping his place open after one o'clock.
HEW TO THE LINE.
CHICAGO, JUNE 23, 1906
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HON. WILLIAM SULZER.
Who Has Ably Represented All the People Residing in the Tenth Congressional District, New York City, for Many Years, and Who Would Make an Ideal Candidate for Governor of the Empire State.
Hon. William Sulzer, who has gained a national reputation by eloquently championing the rights of the tolling millions in the halls of Congress, was born in Elizabeth, N. J., March 18, 1863. He received his education in the publis schools of his native city, and was admitted to the bar in the city of his adoption in 1884, and shortly after that event he began on his brilliant political career by being successfully elected a member of the Legislature in New York, in 1890, 1891, 1892, 1893 and 1894. In 1893 he was elected speaker of the assembly, and as such he covered himself over with glory and distinction.
He was a prominent delegate to the Chicago convention in 1896, and to the Kansas City convention in 1900, and was a conspicuous vice-presidential candidate in the last named convention. The Broad Ax was among the first newspapers in this country to mention his name for that exalted position.
Fifty-eighth Congress.
He is one of the few men in lower halls of Congress who congratulate the respect and attention of its members, both Democratic and Republican, whenever he gives expression to his weighty views in relation to all the affairs of this government.
One of the best and most notable speeches ever delivered in either branch of Congress was his eloquation, recently, on the "Massacre and Slaughter of the Jewish People by the Russian Government," which has immortalized his name and deferred him in the hearts of all life-loveful people throughout the civilized world.
The leaders of Democracy in the Empire State would display the sound wisdom by selecting Congressman Sulzer as their standard bearer for Governor, and as he is the most logical candidate for all factions of unite upon, he would sweep the State from end to end and occupy the Go
Congressmán Sulzer has honorably represented the Tenth District in the great City of New York, in the Fifty-fourth, Fifty-fifth, Fifty-sixth, Fifty-seventh Congresses, and in spite of the great Republican landslide in 1904, his honesty and popularity with the common people in his district enabled him to trample down all opposition, and he overwhelmingly defeated his Republican opponent and was triumphantly re-elected to the
L. W. Washington Chosen as One of the Deputy Clerks of the Circuit Court by James J. Gray.
The first of this week, L. W. Washington, President of the Cook County Colored Democracy, was chosen one of the deputy clerks of the Circuit Court by our highly esteemed and steadfast friend, James J. Gray, who knows no man by the color of his skin, and who would make an ideal Sheriff of Cook county.
Mr. Washington has been assigned to duty as record and file writer in the Juvenile Court, and Mr. Charles Center Case, the proficient Chief Deputy Clerk of the Circuit Court and his assistants are well pleased with Mr. Washington and his work, whose appointment cannot but be pleasing to his many friends.
George McConnell one of the faithful workers in the ranks of Democracy should receive the nomination for county clerk, for he would discharge its duties without fear or favor.
He is one of the few men in the lower halls of Congress who commands the respect and attention of all its members, both Democratic and Republican, whenever he gives expression to his weighty views in relation to all the affairs of this government.
One of the best and most notable speeches ever delivered in either branch of Congress was his eloquent oration, recently, on the "Massacre and Slaughter of the Jewish People by the Russian Government," which has immortalized his name and endeared him in the hearts of all liberty-loving people throughout the civilized world.
The leaders of Democracy in the Empire State would display their sound wisdom by selecting Congressman Sulzer as their standard bearer for Governor, and as he is the most logical candidate for all factions to unite upon, he would sweep the State from end to end and occupy the Governor's mansion at Albany for the next two years.
From November 1st, 1899, down to the present time Congressman Sulzer has been a firm supporter of The Broad Ax, and once each week it wends its way either to his law offices, 45 Broadway, or to his Capitol Hill home, Washington, D. C., which is ruled over by an old Colored woman, and he is one of our many tried and true friends!
Doctor J. Arthur Cotton is fast forging to the front as one of the leading physicians and surgeons in Chicago. He is a graduate from the Leonard Medical School, which is run in connection with the Shaw University, Raleigh, N. C., and he is also a graduate from the Harvey Medical School, this city.
For years Doctor Cotton has been engaged in the practice of his profession at 2224 Dearborn street, but recently he removed to 233 22nd street, corner of Dearborn street, over Montgomery's drug store, where he has a fine suite of elegantly appointed offices. Office hours, 9 to 11 a.m., 2 to 4 p.m., 7 to 9 p.m. Telephone, 8243 Calumet. He is meeting with marked success in his scientific treatment for tuberculosis.
Mrs. C. H. Anderson 4206 Langley Ave. is spending a weeks visit in Zenia, O. The guest of Mrs. C. H. Maxwell where she will attend the commencement of Wilberforce University. Mrs. Anderson also expects to spend a week in Cincinnati visiting her brother and sister.
Los Angeles, California, the Most Prosperous City In the Far West For Afro- Americans
So Says Mrs. W. A. Buckner In the Last of Her Interesting Articles Touching Upon Her Delightful Tour Through the Western States.
Mr. Editor
Dear Sir: I left Santa Barbara April, 7th, 1906; arrived at Los Angeles the same day as the guest of Mrs. George W. Cushnie, 1017 East 9th street, Los Anegles, the largest city of Southern California. It is 480 miles southeast of San Francisco, on the Los Angeles river, twenty miles from its mouth, and on the Southern California, the Southern Pacific, and the San Pedro & Salt Lake railroads. It is immediately south of the Sierra Madre range, and fifteen miles east of the Pacific ocean, though San Pedro is its seaport, a city with a harbor admitting vessels of twenty feet draught and having a population of 1,787, is distant twenty-five miles. Los Angeles is renowned for its beauty and for the healthfulness of its mild and equable climate. Its broad avenues are embowered in luxuriant foliage, and the adjacent orange groves present a marked contrast to the barren coast of the vast unirrigated region thereabouts. In the vicinity are other places celebrated as pleasure and seaside resorts, notably Redondo Beach, Santa Monica and Santa Catalina Island. Los Angeles has important fruit-growing and shipping interests and is an extensive wine-making place. Oranges and lemons are by far the leading exports, but there is a large trade also in cereals and garden stuffs. The city is the mining center for Southern California and Arizona, the surrounding region having valuable deposits of gold, silver and coal asphalt and petroleum. The refining of asphalt is an important industry in Los Angeles. The city has a population of 102,479; Colored, 4,400. The Colored people are in larger numbers in Los Angeles than in any other city in the state, and they are in all kinds of business and are progressing. There are twelve churches, five Baptist, six Methodist and one Christian church. They are all well attended. The First A. M. E. church owns two pieces of valuable property. The pastor, Rev. William Peck, is succeeding nicely in organizing all branches of the church. He has the support of his congregation. The Tabernacle Baptist church contemplates building soon. The pastor, Rev. J. D. Gordon, is a very able speaker. He has the confidence of his congregation and also of the community at large. He is very ably assisted by his wife, who takes an interest in the work. There are five physicians. Dr. James Nelson, one of the ablest among them, has a fine practice. He says they are very much in need of a Colored genecologist in Los Angeles. Dr. J. D. Outlaw, Dr. W. R. Johnston, Dr. George Taylor have a very lucrative practice. Dr. M. E. Sykes is the oldest practitioner. He drives a handsome automobile. There is one Colored dentist, Dr. A. C. Garrot. He has all he can do and is in need of an assistant, so I am told. There is one chiropodist, Dr. J. W. Ball, a graduate of Empanada of Chicago, Dr. Ball
Doctor J. Arthur Cotton.
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California, the Most City In the For Afro- Americans
V. A. Buckner In Her Interesting Thing Upon Her Jour Through the States.
is very centrally located in one of the leading dry goods stores of Los Angeles, Hamburger & Sons. He is doing well. There are two Colored lawyers. J. D. Blair has succeeded in winning some very prominent cases. Chas. Dorden, another, has a lucrative practice and deals considerably in real estate. There are two undertakers. Moore & Barrett have nice parlors and a lady assistant in the person of Mrs. Alice Patton, nee Harvey, formerly of Chicago. Mr. Moore, known as Lemuel Moore, is also from Chicago. They are doing well. Porter & Roberts, another, have elegant parlors, also chapel attached. They are kept busy. Mr. Porter, better known as Will Porter, was formerly in business in Chicago. He wishes to be remembered by all his old friends. Mr. William Troy owns the building where Porter & Roberts are located. There are eight Colored employees in the postoffice; one Colored lady. There are four Colored newspapers—the Enterprise, T. A. Green, editor; The Liberator, J. L. Edmunds, editor; The Observer, E. T. Hubbard, editor; The Eagle, J. J. Neamore, editor. These papers are very aly supported by the Los Angeles Colored people. There are five Colored real estate offices. Mr. W. H. Washington owns a real estate, loan and renting agency. He conducts it on business principles. He is progressing rapidly. He is a brother of Mr. J. H. Washington of Chicago. Jones Real Estate Co. are doing well. J. B. Loving, real estate, collecting agency and information bureau, are kept busy. The Southern California Real Estate and Investment Co. are a company of young Colored men, with Col. Allen Allensworth as manager. He is a very able one and is making a success of the company. They own considerable properties. Los Angeles has six Colored grocery stores—Flint & Daniel, dealers in staple fruits, vegetables, cigars and tobacco; Mrs. S. Mitchell, staple and fancy groceries; H. Stricklin, groceries and meats; W. H. Wachce, groceries and provisions; E. D. Priolean, dealer in staple and fancy groceries. There are five second hand stores—H. L. Furniture Store; Cur & Cole, new and second hand furniture and stoves; H. H. Williams, second hand bought and sold; the Canadian second hand store; Capt. G. W. Hawkins, new and second hand store. There are two Colored tailors—Eugene Walker, fashionable tailor; the Alright Tailors, B. C. Tailbott, manager. One junk dealer, W. M. Campbell; one scrap iron and metal broker, John H. Jamison. There are seven Colored barber shops. Los Angeles has five Colored contractors and builders, four cement and sewer contractors, ten Colored rubbish and garbage companies, twelve brick masonies, twenty-five lathers and fifteen plasterers, ten carpenters. Space will not allow me to mention the names. There are two Colored excavating and hauling companies, Stewart & Osborn,
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THE BROAD AX.
JULIUS F. TAYLOR, Editor and Publisher.
Entered at the Post Office at Chicago
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He for Detroit.
All persons desiring to visit Detroit during the session of the National Association of Colored Women are requested to take advantage of the reduced rates secured on the certificate plan over all roads. One fare and one-third for the round trip. Many pleasant features have been planned by the Detroit Club Women for the entertainment of the delegates and visitors during the week of July 9 to 14. See notice in the next issue of this paper.
Do not fail to attend the unique entertainment given by the industrial section of the Phyllis Wheatley Club at the beautiful home of the chairman, Mrs. W. M. Farmer, 4856 Langley avenue, Friday evening, June 29th. A country supper, barn dance, Gypsy camp, muscial and literary program and other unique features will mark the evening's pleasure. Admission 25 cents. Come out and help this enterprising club in its efforts to buy a home for working girls and a woman's exchange.
Thursday, June 28th, is National Woman's Day at the great Chautauqua Tabernacle, 63rd and Throop streets, Englewood. Half of the proceeds will be devoted to the National Kindergarten fund to assist in needed districts in the south. Hear the cry of the children and help as the Lord hath prophesed you.—"D."
St. Mark Literary, State, Near 47th Street
The St. Mark Lyceum last Sunday afternoon was very well attended. Mr. Torrence, a student of Dearborn Medical College, read a paper on the "Model Young Man." Miss Anderson read a paper on the "Modern Woman." Mr. Fox gave a reading. Others who made short talks were Drs. Thos. S. Officer, W. S. Baldwin, Revs. J. B. Redmond, J. W. Simpson and Mr. Prussie.
Next Sunday ex-Congressman Geo. W. Murray will speak. Subject, "The Opportunities of the Literary Societies for Race Development." Mr. C. C. Banks will sing. Press comments and discussions on "The Clansman" will occupy the first part of the program.
Bethel Literary and Historical Club, Program for Sunday, June 24th
Address by W. H. A. Moore, the noted author. Topic, "The Race Question from a Literary Point of View." Reading, entitled "At Heaven's Gate," by W. E. Wright. The Club Quartette, Messrs. Huggins, Brown, Wright and Walker, assisted by other musical talent, will render an excellent musical program.
· Mrs. Lucas will recite.
Mrs. Lucas will recite.
The Executive Committee resolved to suspend the meetings from July 15th to September 15th, in order that the members be given an opportunity to take vacations.
Meeting at 4 p. m. All invited to attend. Geo. T. Kersey, Pres.
GRABS GIRL'S FOOT; 999 YEARS.
Severe Punishment Meted Out to Negro by Texas Court.
Fort Worth, Texas,—Nine hundred and ninety-nine years in the penitentiary is the penalty imposed upon Snow Williams, a Negro, for catching a young white woman by the foot. The Negro entered the girl's room at Belton a few nights ago and seized her by the foot, but her screams brought aid and he was arrested. The grand jury was in session and quick punishment followed.
This was the only interesting bit of news in The Record-Herald-Sunday June 17, pertaining to the Afro-Americans.
Institutional Church, 3825 Dearborn Street.
Special services at both hours, 10:45 a.m. and 3 p.m. 10:45 a.m.:
1. Organ vol.
2. Choir and congregation.
3. Hymn and prayer, Lord's Pray-
4. Interlude, organ.
5. Scripture reading and decalogue,
etc.
6. Special anthem by the choir, "Gloria," twenty voles.
7. Sermon by the pastor. Subject, "A Lesson from the Contrast of Characters." Text, Peter, 4:18.
Evening service, the usual opening exercises. Sermon by the pastor. Subject, "The Most Excellent Way to Obtain the Best Gift." The choir has special music for this service, assisted by some of the best musicians of the city. It is the object to make the evening services helpful and beneficial. Also, the services will not hold longer than 9:15 o'clock.
There will be given another illustrated sermon on the first Sunday in July. Songs and illustrations.—"S."
WHATES KISS NEGO SISTERS
New York.—The novel spectacle of colored elders kissing white sisters and white elders kissing colored sisters was witnessed at the general conference of the Church of God in session in Tabernacle No. 3, Hudson avenue, near De Kalb avenue, Brooklyn, to-day. It was the ceremony known as the "holy kiss." The church draws no color line, and about half of those present were colored.
Many of those present had taken only the first step leading to admission to the church—the washing of their feet by an elder. The next step was the "holy kiss." One after another the white converts kissed colored and white elders, and then the colored converts did the same.—The Chicago American June 20.
Where Oh! where is Rev. Thomas Dixon Jr.; Ben Tillman;; Gov. Vardaman, Thomas Nelson Pagé, John Temple Graves, and Old Jeff Davis of Ark.!?
They will run off and froth at the mouth like mad dogs when they come in contact with this report of the white and colored kissing match.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, AND ITS PROSPEROUS AFRO- AMERICANS.
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another Williams & Moulton; one Colored horse dealer, horses bought and sold by A. Snow; two blacksmith shops, P. Hooker and H. E. Edwards; one Colored poultry ranch, Holden & Co. There are two wrecking of building companies, L. A. Hunt & Co., the American Wrecking Co., R. Thompson manager; two laundries, one run and owned by G. W. Snell, formerly of Chicago, who runs two wagons, M. Slayton the other; four shoemakers and repairing. There are seventeen Colored expressmen; two transfer, van and truck companies, the Los Angeles Van, Truck and Storage Co., R. H. Dunston, proprietor. Mr. Dunston owns the storage building and other valuable property. He runs five vans and fifteen express wagons, so I was told. The Vernon Transfer Co. also runs several vans and wagons. There is one dealer in cigars and tobacco, Mr. Patrick Jones; one fruit dealer, W. Glasco. The above are people of note who are striving to better themselves, and are progressing in all of these lines of business. They are ably supported by the people of both races in the vicinities where they are located. The Colored Women are in several kinds of business, caterers, milliners, hairdressers and teachers of music, dressmaking. Space will not allow me to mention names. There are three hotels and several restaurants and boarding houses. They all live and do business on their own property. There is one Colored orchestra, of which I. S. McVea is instructor; one Colored lady stenographer, Miss Helen Warper. The Colored people own very beautiful homes. Col. Allen Allensworth owns one of the handsomest, in a retired location of millionaires. The Colonel has won these laurels, having a lovely home, a devoted wife, two very attractive daughters, and retired as lieutenant-colonel of the U. S. army is something that is not done in a day. It has taken him twenty years of struggle. Col. Allensworth has done this with his never-tiring efforts to rise. With the confidence and the assistance of his devoted wife he has won. It was to her he confided all his troubles, and it was she that stood in the background and encouraged him to go forward, arising from country school teacher to lieutenant-colonel in the U. S. army. Miss Eva Allensworth is an accomplished musician, also a graduate from the San Francisco high school for girls. She is also a good cook and housekeeper. Miss Nellie is also a graduate from the high school and is a milliner by trade. She is now taking a course in vocal music, training her lovely voice. Mrs. Allensworth, a very lovely and unassuming lady, is an able assistant to the Colonel and the girls. I was royally entertained in
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this home on several occasions during my stay in Los Angeles. Mr. J. H. Washington owns a very beautiful home on one of the prominent boulevards. Mr. and Mrs. Washington are congenial, and one visiting this lovely home could not help enjoying themselves as I had the pleasure of doing. Mr. Walcolm Patton owns very valuable real estate. Mr. and Mrs. Patton were formerly of Chicago. They have two interesting children and contemplate building a nice home soon.
villages. Their adobe houses have a very antique appearance, as they are made of mud brick dried in the sun. There are also dirt floors and no chairs or beds in a lot of them. They are usually built about ten feet from roof to floor. I passed through historic Colorado to Kansas City where we had four hours. I took drive over this hilly city. Leaving there, I arrived in Chicago Sundays morning at 7:30, May 18th, having spent ten months, lacking three days in traveling a continuous route of 6,500 miles, something. I must say
Mr. and Mrs. Geo. W. Cushnie, of whom I had the honor to be a guest, own their handsome residence and other very valuable real estate. In this home I had a delightful stay. Mrs. Elmer E. Barr, widow of the late Dr. Barr, formerly of Chicago, an old friend, has a beautiful home and an intelligent and interesting son, Elmer Jr. Mrs. Barr is very highly esteemed by all in Los Angeles. Among those that own their homes are: Dr. Nelson, Dr. Garrot, Dr. Ball, Dr. Outlaw, Dr. Sykes, Captain Hawkins, Mrs. O. Banks, Mr. W. M. Troy, Mr. Roberts, W. H. Joyce, Rev. J. D. Gordon and others space will not allow me to mention.
The musical talent around Los Angeles is very good. There are two Colored employment bureaus that do a good business—Barnes & Williams, another T. H. Crumely. This is only a partial list of those that are in business.
During my stay in Los Angeles I made a visit to Pasadena, a pretty city with a population of 5,00; Colored, 500. There are two Colored churches, Baptist and A. M. E. Rev. J. D. Bushnell, pastor of the Baptist church, is an eloquent speaker and is much encouraged as to the Colored man's future. There are not many in business, but several are employed by the city, and they hold good positions. The Colored men are employed all around.
Pasadena is a winter resort for the flowers in this pretty town bloom the year around.
After a pleasant trip to Pasadena I returned to Los Angeles.
The Hotel Van Ness employs Colored waiters, as do also several restaurants and lunch rooms. The railroad porters are numerous. The surrounding resorts employ several Colored men and women. Wages are good for women. They can easily get $35 and $40 per month for cooking and general work. There is a demand for them in the laundries.
Among the Chicagoans I met in Los Angeles were Mrs. Geo. Duncan, Mr. and Mrs. W. M. Porter, Richard B. Harrison, Mr. and Mrs. Lemuel Moore, Mr. and Mrs. M. Patton, Mr. W. D. Watkins, Mr. Leffett. I met old friends from all over, which added to my having a very pleasant stay. Among those who so royally entertained me were: Mrs. S. E. Bull and son, Mr. Howard Cotton, Miss Lizzie Mozee, Mrs. Wilson, widow of the late William Wilson, a brother of Attorney E. E. Wilson of Chicago, and others, but space will not allow me to mention names.
Having visited all of the resorts around Los Angeles, after getting an earthquake scare, I embarked for Chicago on the 7th of May, coming over the Santa Fe, passing through Needles, Cal, and through the desert the thermometer registered 128 in the cars. Imagine how one would enjoy it. Arriving at Williams, Artoz, I spent a day. I also visited the Grand Canyon of Arizona, a wonderful and gorgeous sight. One who is going through these parts should not miss seeing the Grand Canyon. After leaving Williams I then crossed the Divide near Flagstaff. It is a beautiful scene, and on these mountains is the highest point in Arizona. Along the continuous route over the Santa Fe the sights are grand. I left Arizona and into New Mexico. We arrived at Albuquerque, N. M., where I spent a day. Leaving there, after crossing the Raton Mountains, we passed through several Mexico
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Afro-American Building Contractor
Bond in All Business Transac-
villages. Their adobe houses have a very antique appearance, as they are made of mud brick dried in the sun. There are also dirt floors and no chairs or beds in a lot of them. They are usually built about ten feet from roof to floor. I passed through historic Colorado to Kansas City, where we had four hours. I took a drive over this hilly city. Leaving there, I arrived in Chicago Sunday morning at 7:30, May 18th, having spent ten months, lacking three days, in traveling a continuous route of 6,500 miles, something, I must say, I will never forget. I not only gained in health, but in knowledge also. As this trip was taken for my health, I arrived home safe, having gained nineteen pounds. The benefit I derived from my trip will not soon be forgotten by me.
CHIPS
Miss Salie Boling of Phila, Pa., is visiting her sister Miss Fannie Boling at 79 E 33rd st.
Mrs. Wm. Colemon 3236 State st., is spending a few weeks vacation in Lake Geneva.
Miss Hazel Hart of Indianapolis, Ind., is spending the summer in Chicago attending the Chicago University.
Mrs. Virginia Green, 4813 Dearborn street, left Thursday evening to sing at the various chautauquas for the next month.
Miss Lottie Meredith Cooper of New York City is in the city for a months visit the guest of Mrs. Emanuel 6452 Rhodes ave.
The 20th Century Women's Penny Club will from and after this date meet every Tuesday evening at 5015 Dearborn street, second flat.
Dr. John Hall, the groom of the Hall-Curtis marriage will arrive in Chicago Friday morning and will be the guest of Mr. and Mrs. Mead.
Mr. Hiram Wheeler formerly of Chicago and Miss Mage Thomas of Broadland, Ill., were married Tuesday at the home of the bride.
Dr. D. H. Anderson 3100 State st., after a weeks visit to Muskogee and other points in Indian Territory has returned to the city.
James J. Gray, James McAndrews, and Harry R. Gibbons, seem to be in the lead for the nomination as Sheriff of Cook County.
Mrs. Ada Overton Walker has severed her connection with the Williams & Walker organization her place being filled by an understudy.
The male chorus from Williams & Walker, Mr. Hehrl Strange and Mr. Geo. Walker entertained the Woman's Club at the Douglass Center Tuesday afternoon.
Mr. Bert Williams entertained the officers and staff of the 8th Regiment at a Royal banquet at the Appomattox Club Monday night. Mrs. C. H. Smiley served.
Miss Anna M. Tennis, daughter of Dr. Louis M. Fenwick, 6226 S. Halsted street, graduated Tuesday evening from the Chicago Musicl College with high honors.
Miss Grace Franklin of Georgotown, Pa., spent a few days in the city last week en-route to Denver, Colo., while here she was the guest of Mrs. John Wilson 6221 Ada st.
Miss Mamie Bryant and Miss Nettle Tompkins teachers of Balto, Md., are stopping at 3123 E. 41st. While here they will attend the Chicago University.
Ernst Hummel who has always been true and faithful to every public trust thrust upon him, is more than likely to be the next treasurer of Cook County.
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A mob of Christian gentlemen last Sunday busted in the jail at Prentiss, Miss., and lynched a Negro by the name of Wood Ambrose, who had been charged with wounding a white man named Sullivan.
Col. Dan Morlarity was last week elected President of the National Guards of Illinois, which convened at Moline. Col. John R. Marshall and Major F. A. Denison were among his strongest supporters.
Alderman Bernard W. Snow has become a member of the firm of Snow, Birch & Co., with offices in the Chamber of Commerce Bldg., and they will make a specialty of Canadian farm lands.
William Nelson, one of the prominent Foresters and one of the efficient clerks in the Chicago postoffice, has, under the skillful treatment of Dr. A. F. Perry, recovered from a severe spell of sickness.
Rev. Horace S. Graves, pastor of St. James' church, St. Paul, Minn., preached at St. Stephens' last Sunday, and on the first Sunday in July dedication services will be held in the last named church.
The Supreme Grand Court of Daughters of Sphinx of North and South America will meet in annual session on Thursday, July 5, 1906, at Boston, Mass. The Supreme Grand Court will be presided over by Mrs. Isadore Nelson, of Cambridge, Mass., who is the most ancient Supreme Grand Matron of the order.
During our absence from the city the middle of April a news item appeared in the columns of The Broad Ax respecting Mrs. Sadle Norman, and as it is not the policy of this paper to cast aspersions on the virtue and honesty of any true lady, we very much regret that she is inclined to put an evil construction on the item referred to.
Miss Ida M. Hall and her mother, of New Orleans, La., are in the city, the guests of Mrs. Edward Meade, 6351 Vincennes avenue, and will remain until after the marriage of Dr. John B. Hail to Miss Hattie Curtis, which occurs June 27th, and Miss Hall will accompany her brother and his bride to Boston, where she will spend the summer.
On Wednesday June 20th Miss Eva Bryant 5400 So. Park ave., and Mr. Jno. W. Allen who for four years has been an employee of The Ruppere Shoe family, working himself up from porter to salesman, visited Hammond, Ind., and were married. Their many friends will regret the longed for opportunity they missed—to dance at this wedding. Mr. and Mrs. Allen will be at home after Sunday June 24, at 6011 S. Ada st.
Monday evening a meeting will be held at Quinn Chapel to urge the leaders of the Republican party to select an Afro-American for Judge of the Municipal Court, and the following are among the available candidates: F. L. Barnett, Louis B. Anderson, Hale G. Parker, Edward H. Morris, William L. Martin, S. Laing Williams, B. F. Moseley, Edward E. Wilson, Robert M. Mitchell, F. A. Denison, Edward H. Wright, J. Gray Lucas, Albert B. George, William G. Anderson, John G. Jones, S. A. McElwee and James S. Nelson.
One of the Most Expert Chiropodists in the City.
Prof. J. A. Smith, the most skillful chiropodist practicing in the city, is the only inventor of the hygienic treatment of the human foot, as he uses no padding or bunglesome bandages but uses a plain, simple method, free from all poisons and bad effects. The professor has offices with Dr. J. A. Cotton, over Montgomery's drug store, 22nd and Dearborn streets. Hours 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to 5 p. m., and evenings by engagements. Phone Calumet 8242.
Special Announcement
From on and after this date all announcements of entertainments, etc., for which an admission is charged, will be considered advertising, and will be charged for at the rate of 12 cents a line, seven words to a line. The money must accompany the matter and reach the editor no later than Thursday morning of the week intended for publication. This rule will also apply to all personal items and matter for which no charges will be made. In other words, all news matter must reach us either on Wednesday evening or early Thursday morning in order to find its way into the columns of this paper the same week it is written.
Write plainly on one side of the paper only, and address all communications to The Broad Ax, 5040 Armour
HUMOR
A KIND ACT.
How the Giraffe Saved the Cat From a Watery Grave.
Japheth looked out of the window and yawned. "Water, water everywhere," he remarked. "I say, Ham, do you suppose cats can swim?"
"Don't know, I'm sure. Let's wake Shem and then we'll find out."
"We'd better tie a string round her neck," suggested Shem. "Then if she can't swim we can pull her in."
So they caught the cat, tied on a string and dropped her from the window. "She can! She can!" they shouted, but just then the dinner bell rang "Plum duff!" they cried as with one voice and tumbled down the stairs.
At first the cat rather enjoyed her adventure and swam along merrily enough. The sun had begun to shine by this time, the air was delightfully fresh after the stuffy ark, and the connecting string helped her more than she realized. But a sudden gust of wind made the ark lurch violently, the string snapped, and the poor cat found herself being left slowly astern. She called for help as loudly as she could, for it took all her strength to swim, and the giraffe, who was of a benevolent nature, finally noticed her cries. "Methinks," said he, "I hear a fellow being in distress."
"Oh, don't you care," said the rat with a wicked grin. "It's only that old cat. She's always sitting on the roof to sing."
But the kind hearted giraffe looked out of the window. Spying poor Mrs. Cat, he stretched his long neck to its utmost and finally succeeded in pulling her in.
She lapped her wet fur disconsolately. "More than enough is too much," she said, and her descendants hate water to this very day.-Lippincott's Magazine.
He Was Raised.
A year ago a manufacturer hired a boy. For months there was nothing noticeable about him except that he never took his eyes off the machine he was running. A few weeks ago the manufacturer looked up from his work to see the boy standing beside his desk.
"What do you want?" he asked.
"Want my pay raised."
"What are you getting?"
"Three dollars a week."
"Well, how much do you think you are worth?"
"Four dollars."
"You think so, do you?"
"Yes, sir, an I've been thinkin' so for three weeks, but I've been so blame busy I haven't had time to speak to you about it."—Philadelphia Ledger.
Didn't Know His People.
"Pahaw," she said, tossing the book aside, "the man who wrote this story never knew the people he has tried to describe. He speaks of the heroine as belonging to the fashionable set and makes the hero come into a great fortune, yet he ends the story with the pair married, settled in an exclusive neighborhood and the parents of four children."-Chicago Record-Herald.
The Care With Him
Mrs. Henpeck—They can't punish big-amy too severely. No one should have any sympathy for the man who takes one wife too many.
Mr. Henpeck—The idea, Marla! Do you think I should be sent to jail—Philadelphia Press.
A Boss Existence
"Women are not expected to know much about business." "No," answered the man with a worried look. "Most women believe that all a man does at his office is to sit in an armchair, smoke cigars and listen to funny stories."—Washington Star.
Suburban Comforts
Mrs. Hertrain (over the back yard fence)—Isn't it terrible to think of the sufferings of those poor people out in San Francisco?
Mrs. Heroldman—Hearttrending. But how beautifully your cucumbers are coming up—Chicago Tribune.
Very Brilliant.
JOE HANDVER
Mrs. Beetle-That will be a very brilliant wedding of Mr. Roach's daughter.
Mr. Beetle-I suppose so.
Mrs. Beetle-Yes, all the fireflies in the neighborhood are invited.-Philadelphia Press.
New Bleacherites.
Gunner-This paper says that the Japanese are learning to play baseball.
Guyer-Ah, then I suppose we shall see a great many new Japanese "fans" this summer-Detroit Tribune.
= OF ——— COOL.
{vie Suggestions to Follow Bur.
Sent ne the Coming Summer,
When the hot summer days are apon
‘ps and it is Impossible to change our
environment the best help toward keep-
ing cool Is to learn to adapt ourselves
jot. But with all of us habit 8 ‘so
strong that few of us think of adapta
tion, and as # consequence we ‘suffer
from a way of living which 4s suited
only to the cold winter months.
The cultivation of peace of mind ts
the first requisite. A cool bath taken
on rising is the best tone to prepare
one for the day's labor and exposure.
‘4 tepid, cool bath or @ short hot bath
ey be taken in the evening, and if
greatly fatigued it 1s one of the most
effective means of bringing refreshing
sleep. Another necessity to keeping
cool is not only in the exercise of body,
bot in the matter of diet as well. All
podily heat arises from the oxidation
or burning of the food we eat. So
when the temperature rises the body
needs less fuel. A warm weather
breakfast should be a very light meal.
‘As four-fifths of our-food is used for
fuel it is easily seen that f2 summer
we need only # small quantity to sup-
ply vitality for bodily and mental
work. The ideal breakfast would be
whole wheat bread or swieback, with
some wholesome ripe fruit, such as
strawberries, plums, melons or apples.
By giving ourselves the benefit of
our store of common sense many of
us would go forth to the trials of a
day in the heat prepared for it by a
@iet conducive to health. How many
2 msn prepares for such @ day with a
breakfast made up ef griddiecakes,
soda biscuit, fried eggs and bacon, sav-
sages. worcestershire sauce and strong
coffee: By noon he feels the heat to
such an extent that he feels compelied
to drink large quantities of ice water,
deer or other cooling beverages. Con-
trast the discomforts of such a one in
the temperate zone with a cooly work.
ing bareheaded in the direct rays of
the sun in a climate 20 degrees hotter.
The cooly is not uncomfortable because
be bas adapted his diet to his environ-
ment. Aiy man who excites his heart
and irritates bis nerves by a diet of
fech foods must expect to need all
sorts of artificial means to make his
life bearable in the hot weather.—New
York Herald.
Saving Niagara.
The question as to whether Niagara
should be used solely as @ source of
mechanical power or be preserved as
4 beautiful and wonderful natural fes-
thes one ee
nent decision. There are minds
that have decided for themselves in fa-
‘Yor of the former proposition, but they
seem fortunately to be in « minority
both in Canada and im the United
States. Niagara is to be preserved
both in what have been called its “lt-
tle loveliness” and in its grandeurs.
America 1s “practical” It has allow-
ed its forests to be dangerously dimin-
ished, it has allowed Niagara to be
seriously threatened, Dut American
sentiment when once aroused fe irre-
sistible, and American sentiment has
declared in favor of Niagara a8 Niag-
ara_—Century.
Coliecting Fares f= Meateest.
The manner of collecting the fare on
street cars in Mositreal is decidedly
unigue. Under no cireumstances. can
the conductor touch the fare, ——
must be deposited by the passenger
4 fare box, which is presented as the
passenger enters the door of the ear.
‘The conductor will make change or sell
tickets, but the passenger deposits the
fare, whichever it may. be, in the box.
‘The coin or ticket does not fall antil
the conductor presses a button. This
Sires opportunity to see if the amount
‘correct and the coin genuine. When
‘nce the coin drops it eannet be.re
Wored except in the edmpany’s office.
After the cashiers count the day's re-
ceipts the count is checked by weighing
the different coins and also the tiekets.
Wie ane
Canon Tristam, the distinguished
English ornithologist, who @ied recent
¥, kept among his treasures an ordi
Bary soda water bottle that otles. serv
4 bim in good stead, according to the
Buffalo Commercial. Once om his trav.
Ppeipay pede
{ltsrd in the sand, but whe —
be a deadly horned viper.
Greek boatman, scared almost. $9
death, offered no assistance. Suddenly
‘ying an empty soda water bottle, ti
canon, with great presence of sind,
forced the bead of the reptile down the
eeck and slowly uncoiled the female
er of its anatomy from hie hand.
Shaw In « Natehotl.
Xears ago Bernard Shaw furnished «
Dographical sketeh of himeeit 40 am
Eaglish newspaper. It is said to be
Sill correct except as to hie Bachelor
ter can rune thos: “Tamm 8 bade
an Irishman, a vegetarian, an athe
Se « tetotaler, a fanatie, a bamaoriat
fainent liar, a social democrat, «Jet
Soo opt ae
it of the
Women and an insister om the serious
mart” “
As In Her Dream.
Aai7E & Tecent news ster tn am ing
Rewspaper: “A Mrs, :
Penge dreamed that she. saw u
Sr! Washed up on Hastings bead
fhe body taken away ont
‘Two days later the ‘
down by pantechnicon andl
ee
taken to the Beckenham }
st $2 me, biove. The hour grows
pAnd. lo, the drowsy whippoorwiti
Dots metene tot aac ene
‘While T am e-c-eatthing quite & ch-ch
My ft-faitntal heart “tor thee doth
Wor ne'er hath it affection lacked.
‘ssc
‘G-e‘c-erncued!
C-e-come to me, Love. My k-k-qut.
ine's gone,
Bot still: my heart ts t-t-t-true to you.
‘My overcoat is yet in p-p-pawn,
te
Bebbat. ob, he Ought to E-g-get some
Tae sien with a b-b-bdlanket, 4-4-4.
Or, dern i all, T-will b-b-be f-1-t-frose!
—San Francisco Call,
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“Yes, you're right, and you don't for
get to give good measure.”
‘Be Kept the Mettcs.
4 colonel in one of the Pennsylvanis
regiments during the war was particu
larly opposed to the soldiers foraging
and stealing supplies. But the boy:
would forage in spite of everything
trusting to luck to run the blockade
and safely reach their tent with the
captured prize.
A jolly young soldier was caught one
night sneaking into camp with a juicy
hind quarter of mutton impaled on his
bayonet. “Where did you get that
meat?” demanded the colonel sternly.
“Killed it in self defense,” was the
unblushing reply.
“In self defense, eb?”
“Yes, sir. You see, colonel, the crit.
ter flew at me out here in the woods 2
ways, an’ I wasn't goin’ to let no wild
animal get the best of me while I was
fully armed an’ able to defend myself
sor
“That'll do; you're excusable this
time, young man,” said the colonel re-
Igxing into a swile, “and, by the way,
Tve got a little errand for you.”
“Yes, sir,” answered the culprit salut
ing.
“When you have turned that game
over to your miessmates you can go
and get the other hind quarter and
bring it to my tent."—New York Times.
A Warnitas.
‘The poet awakened with a shudder
ing scream.
“What is it?” cried his wife. “What
iat?
“A terrible dream,” he said. “I spent
an bour last evening writing 2 poem
about the glory of the good old times,
‘and I dreamed just now that by some
magical influence I bad been set back
some eighty years. No telephone, ne
telegraph, no gas, no electric light, nc
plumbing in the house—no modern con-
‘venience whatever!”
“But-that needn't have frightened
you,” said his wife soothingly.
“That wasn't the worst of it ‘There
were no magazines to which to sell
poems about the good old times.”—
Ge
Daily Planting.
“I understand,” said the tourist on
top of the coach, “that this settlement
ralses more horse thieves than any
‘community in the west.”
“We ought to raise a few of them,”
replied Amber Pete as be touched his
gun. “We certainly plant enough of
‘them, pard.”—Chicago News.
Que Bemedr.
“Gracious!” exclaimed Miss Passay,
“I know I must look a perfect fright
eee a eaeane oe my tak
“No" said Miss Pepprey. “Surely
you can take it back and get it ex
changed, can’t you?” — Philadelphia
Tepe
Painful Peiats Teo.
“Toure © queer looking thing to
‘want to fight with me,” said the young
ne, “You're not
fm my class.”
“Perhaps not,” replied the porcupine
eer ate Ln sive 708 8
points."—Brooklyn Life.
What the Hotioed.
ee nes
* he sald, “and their lbrary
gheives are practically bere.”
‘That may be 00,” she replied, “but
‘ought to see the besutiful dia-
Erends the ladies of the family have.”
"—Cisieago Record-Herald.
eae teen
= Brows—Newpop ie suing bis wite ter
@troree.
~ Green—Because why?
‘Brown—Because she named the baby
for her Gret husband.—Detrett Pree
=
‘eatin
“That man‘is so honest he woul’
steal a pin,” said the admiring friend.
“I never thought much of the pin
test,” anawered Miss Cayenne. “Try
im with an umbreile.”—Weshington
‘Star. eters SS
+ Reis Hm ot
De Style—Gotror gets his chanffeurs
from. France: Where do you eet yours
from?
“Gunbuste—From the station beuse
generaliz--Womex's Home Comper
wa
OUR NATIONAL TREASURY:
‘Gnrious Facts About the Peepie’
| Fiscal Agency.
' The treasury department is the most
tmportant branch of the government
ext to the state department. It is the
fiscal agency of the people. At its head
is the secretary of the treasury, who,
for a salary of $22 a day, 6 responsible
for the. collecting and ‘disburwing of
$1,500,000 every day in the year and
for the custody all the time of more
than $1,000,000,000 In cash and bonds.
ae, rarious secretaries of the last for
years have handled altogether the
incomprehensible sum of $45,000,000,
000. What is more, during all that time
Jess than $250,000 was lost in the treas-
ury department.
During any one week of the present
year the treasury officials expended
more than was required to maintain
the entire public service for the whole
year 1805. The money collected by
the treasury last year, in round figures,
Was $540,000,000. The total amount
expended in the same twelvemonth
‘Was $582,000,000. We spent thus $42,-
000,000 more than we took in, but full
$40,000,000 of the excess of expenditure
over revenue is accounted for in the
single check given In payment for the
Panama canal property.
‘The biggest bill collected by the treas-
Ury was $281,000,000 for customs, the
second largest bill collected was for
'$232,000,000 for internal revenue, then
$0,000,000 was taken in for the sale of
Public lands and $37,000,000 for various
‘small matters. The largest bill paid in
the same time was $142,000,000 for
Pensions, then $115,000,000 for our
‘army and $102,000,000 for our navy.
‘To Indians there was paid a little mat-
ter of $10,000,000 and for the interest
om the public debt $24,000,000. Finally,
the treasury expended $186,000,000 for
mere miscellaneous “items.” If we
count all the doliars paid out by the
treasury since Mr. Roosevelt entered
the White House we find that the sum
is equal to the sum of all the money in
the country at the present time, or
About $2,000,000,000.—Gilson Willets in
Leslie's Weekly.
Objects to Slipshed Enctish.
‘The well of Judge Bacon's court at
Whitechapel is to be a well of English
undefiled. During a recent discussion
‘with comnsel on the absence of one of
the parties to an action on a previous
cccasion this dialogue took place:
Indge Bacon—The defendant was
not present?
‘Counsel—No, your honor, he did not
tura up.
Judge Baton—What! “Turn up!”
Pray do not use such slipshod expres
sions!
eee een ron Soe
should have said the defendant
to enter an appearance at your court.
These are high pressure days, and
since your honor was at the bar we
have no longer time to indulge in per.
fect English.
Judge Bacon—Oh!—London News.
a ee
Dwight Elmendorf, the famous trav-
eler, told recently of some nautical
terms that he overheard on the North
river, New York. That they are a new
brand and that their use is restricted
to that class of seagoing liners known
as “Jersey ferry boats” cannot be
doubted. “About two weeks ago,” said
‘Mr. Elmendorf, “I went over trom Jer-
sey City. The tide was running rather
strong in the river and our pilot missed
his mark at Twenty-third street. In
some way our boat got wedged almost
at right angles in the ferry slip. Of «
sudden we heard the sonorous voice of
the pilot a8 he bellowed to the rousta-
bouts on the dock to ‘Heave a line.’
‘aye, aye, sir! came back from the
dock, followed by the query, ‘Which
side der yer want de line on, de uptown
x downtown side?”
dati Miata
New Engiand, N. D., possesses what
is probably the most remarkable
schoolhouse in the country. The struc
ture is twenty-four feet square, one
story in height and built entirely of
petrified wood except the roof, which
fs shingled. ‘The wood of the ancient
forests which covered the prairies of
Hettinger county has become agatized,
and in the absence of other building
material the people of this place deter-
mined to erect thelr primitive educa-
tional institution of this beautiful pet-
ification. Great care bas been exer-
ised tm the construction of the school
ouse, so that the material shows off
to the best advantage, and when the
sun shines the building glistens like
IN rn
A Des and a Telephone.
An up to date dog is one that en-
‘swers the telephone. The senior pert-
‘per of an infiventia! London firm has
taught his dog not only to guard the
office during his absence, but also to
report “All's well” during the time the
premises are closed at week ends. One
of the old fashioned telephones, which
does not require that the receiver
‘sbould be taken off its holder, is fixed
wp in the office, and under this the
Gog stands. His master rings up the
office and then calls until the attention
of the dog 1s aroused, when the canine
caretaker barks loudly to show that all
{se well with him and with the office.
Boards Made of Ground Cork.
Cork in Its natural state is consid
‘ered the most perfect nonconductor of
beat and cold. A composition board
‘consisting of cork and some adhesive
‘materials to hold {t together and ren-
der the product damp pevot, noe
made. ‘boards come in sizes 2
toot wide, three feet Jong and from sn
{inch to four inches thick. They can be
‘easily sawed to St—in fact, can be
worked up lke ordinary lumber. The
cork bord Is used in insulating all
kinds of cold storage rooms, pipes. etc.
and in houses, eapeciiliy those con-
strueted of cement.
ACTS IN FEW Livcs
og Spmaleacetigheesed
| it ts now proposed to make suits of
Sots st pepe, which can be torows
when soiled.
thought that the game ef whist
Gis ent pyon ts tin dee of Tne
Benry VIIL of England.
‘Edinborgh has adopted « scheme for
collecting for charity through a central
ace on Tinga of the Liverpool system.
‘Brasit’s chamber of commerce has of
fered a prize of $2,000,000 to the phy-
siclan who shall discover a permanent
‘cure for cancer.
From Paris comes the news that the
Dest people are taking snuff again and
giving It. A medical paper bolsters up
‘the fad by saying that a few pinches
‘© day will guard against influenza.
_It is the custom in Brittany to dig up
‘the bones of the dead after a certain
time and preserve the skull only In
‘small box with a heart shaped opening
in its front. Bach box is marked with
the name and date of the dead.
‘The will of a Natick (Mass) man
Who died recently provides a large sum
of money, the interest of which is to
‘be expended every year in buying elee
‘trie car rides for school children be
tween the ages of six and ten years.
Ladies seldom rise in Spain to re
‘elve a male visitor, and they rarely
‘accompany him to the door. For a
1 arama macnn me
arm when out walking Is looked
Upon as @ decided violation of pro-
‘Priety.
One of the results of the last German
census was the discovery that the vil
lage of Boerbusch, in the district of
Burgdorf, in Hanover, has only four
Inhabitants, two males and two fe
males, and is therefore the smallest
municipality in the world.
A good many men judge the quality
of cigars by the little yellow specks
om the wrappers. A dealer declared
that these spots are due to drops of
dew acting as burning glasses and
making small spots on the tobacco
leaves. It is not a test of quality at
all.
‘There are no white soldiers or police
tm British New Guinea, where the na-
tives number 300,000. The government
consists of a British administrator, an
executive council and the magistrates
stationed at centers near the coast.
‘There are 500 nonofficial white resi-
its.
Sdkis sc ute poses anaes
the country supply a stream of paper
at the rate of a mile in ten minutes.
Great difficulty 1s experienced when
this sheet of paper breaks, for the bro-
ken shreds come so fast thdt the room
is filled before the machine can be
stopped.
At the Austrian court perishable arti-
cles never appear twice on the Imperial
table. Thus there are large perquisites
for the various attendants. To one
man fall all the uncorked bottles, to
‘another the wine left in the glasses, to
‘another joints and to another the game
or the sweets.
In an endeavor to foster home in-
@ustry the Canadian government has
established a number of bounties to
be paid to manufacturers and miners
‘who last year aggregated $1,900,000
on iron and steel products, $334,000 on
Jead, $833,000 on crade petroleum and
$18,000 on manila fiber.
Among the most precious books in
the brary of congress is a copy of “A
Revised System of Cavalry Tactics
For the Use of the Cavalry and Mount.
4 Infantry, C. 8. A,” by Major Gen-
eral Joseph Wheeler, C. 8. A. The book
was published in Mobile, Ala, in 1868.
‘The book vas picked up at an auction
sale for 65 cents.
Sir Robert Ball, who bas been mak-
ing careful study of the glacial pe-
riod, announces that the next great
frigid epoch in the northern hemisphere
will come about 200,000 years from
now and cover all northern Europe
and the northern part of North Ameri-
a with Ice thick enough to overtop the
highest mountains and fill the deepest
valleys.
Dr. Daniel Bella, a New York min-
ister, has compromised his claim
against the New York Central railroad
for the fracture of twenty bones in
viaduet collision last fall. Figuring
on the basis of $1,000 a bone, the com-
pany has agreed to pay him $20,000
for his injuries. This is considered to
be quite a step in advance in regard to
the basis for personal injury cisims.
Kocked up in a bank vault at Red-
Ging, Cal, is the Sag which Fremont
unfurled oa the summit of the Rockies
im 3841, ‘The banner was made with
‘Mrs. Presoat's own bands previous to
bee Imsband's start on his exploring
tour in the far west. The flag differs
from the standard United States fag
in field only, where a large American
eagie, surrounded by twenty-six stars,
is skillfully wroaght in hand embroid-
oy.
Teige J. T. Fleming of Oklahoma ts
ous of the unique characters of that
territory. He served for several years
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. 8. Smith News stand, and Barber
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Cigar Store and News stand.
Mra. Nellie Phelps, Cigars. Notions
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Stand, 419, 36th street.
Mrs. Kathyerine Hamlet, soa8 Ar
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ceries and news stand.
W. P. Johnson, Notion Store and
News Stand 3704 State st.
Turner Williams’ Shaving Parlor
and News Stand, 2903 armour ave.
Thompson Bros., Cigars, Tobacco
and News Stand, 2636% State street.
B. Davis, cigars, tobacco, and con
fectionery, 3532 State st.
Whiteley Bros. 2724 State St, Gent's
furnishings and new stand.
‘The Stationery, 2970 State street
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The Afro-American News Co. 43!
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George Cabot Lodge, Egyptologist,
‘poet and student, is his father’s -pri-
“vate secretary in the United States
“nenate.
“The present chief of police of San
‘Francisco, Jeremiah Dinan, was born
tm Boston and went to San Francisco
im 1870.
‘Sergeant Horatio J. Homer is the
“only colored ‘man in the Boston police
Gepartment, where be has been since
1878. “He ts proficient on eleven differ-
‘ent musical instruments.
Chaplain Rev. Francis Doherty of
the Seventeenth United States infan-
try, stationed at Fort McPherson, edits
‘a little paper called the Haversack,
‘which is widely read among soldiers
and is frequently copied.
Major General Frederick Dent Grant,
commander of the eastern division of
‘the United States army, has asked the
international committee of the Young
Men's Christian association to place its
tranches tn every post under his com-
mand.
Sheriff William P. Hays of Hauillton
county, Tenn., says he has more sons
‘without having other kind of children
than any man in the country. Nine
Justy youngsters are in this interesting
family, and their ages range from six
‘months to eighteen years.
Few presiding officers of the senate
have been as popular as Vice Presi-
dent Fairbanks with the officials of the
senate. He has co-operated with them
‘80 a8 to expedite the business of the
senate, and that is an important mat-
ter to the clerks, who desire to have
the business closed up every day.
William C. Brown, first vice presi-
Gent of the New York Central lines,
‘with a salary of $75,000, the best paid
‘Vice president of a railroad in the
United States, was in the early seven-
ties a telegraph operator and messen-
ger boy tn Sioux City, In, receiving
‘messages and delivering them himself.
David C. St. Charles, an engineer of
San Francisco, has invented a repeater
which will make it possible to tele-
phone clear across the continent. What
the so called “repeater” has done for
telegraphy St. Charles’ invention, it Is
mow claimed, has done for the tele-
phone. The combining of the echo in
nature with the sounding board of a
violin furnished the clew to the dis-
covery.
FLY CATCHES.
Richard Croker 1s furnishing the
money to launch @ baseball league in
Doblin.
Although the season has just started
some fans are inquiring about double
headers.
Donovan's Brooklyn team is weak,
‘and the weakest spots are first base
and shortstop.
Bill Donovan advises young pitchers
to.avold using the spit ball and stick
‘to the out curve.
‘Napoleon Lajoie’s health is such that
he is said to be in no danger of break-
ing down this year.
Baltimore is pleased with the general
appearance of Pitcher Starkell, se-
cured from Washington.
The St. Louis Americans have sent
Pitcher Buchanan to their St. Paul
farm for more experience.
Brooklyn may give up the drop in the
box system Sunday games. Mutilated
coin and buttons come too fast.
James Pot.er, former president and
now director of the Philadelphia Na-
-tlonals, is convalescing from an attack
of blood poisoning.
EDITORIAL FLINGS.
‘That Russian official who caught a
bomb thrown at him would make a
valuable man for the czar to have be-
hind the bat—Baltimore Sun.
Jerome K. Jerome says, “You can't
‘de funny all the time.” It requires
considerable effort for an Englishman
sede fay any of the time —Baltimere
Professor Moore has no reason to
brag of predicting the weather for a
month ahead. Some of the almanacs
predict it for the whole year—New
‘York American.
‘Bhode Island is planning a connected
landscape gardening system that will
take in three-fourths of the dwellings
4m the state. What a cute miniature
perk Little Rhody will make—St
‘Louis Globe-Democrat.
Some ingenious person has discover-
‘ed that the word “senator,” by making
afew changes in ‘the order of the
Jetters composing !t, becomes treason.”
But it also makes “a nestor.” And
‘there you ere.—Chicago Tribune.
‘ACTS FROM FRANCE-
French farmers are giad to get $1.93
for 100 liters (about twenty-six gallons)
‘of common red wine.
A Frenchman cannot be a deputy un-
til he is twenty-five years of age, while
no Italian can legislate for his country
before the age of thirty.
ee tenes Sieater too Pact
‘Matin a proposition swimming
should be fanght to Parisian school
‘ehildren, quotes 2 statistical return
showing that the average number of
baths taken. year by each person in
France is four.
‘With the exception of the larger
‘towns the precautions against fire in
France are remarkably inadequate.
Many towns of from 500 to 3,000 peo-
‘Dave no water supply other than or-
wells, operated generally by.
cket draws instead of pumps, and Bo
atus except occasionally &
pump.
PLAYS AND PLAYERS.
‘Sam Bernard bas decided to remain
with Charles Frobman next season.
~ Mra, James Brown Potter bas been
engaged for an American tour of
twelve weeks.
Lew Fields has secured control of the
Herdid Square theater, New York, and
‘will turn It into a music ball by next
September.
A new corporation started In New
‘York. with the idea of encouraging na-
tive born plays is called the Playlovers’
association.
Charles Dalton is to play the role of
Abaseurus in P. J. Kennedy's produc-
tion of “Mizpab,” which is to open
early In September in Chicago.
Haddon Chambers, the English play-
wright, is paying a visit to this side
for the purpose of arranging for the
production of his “Sir Anthony.”
It is now sald that Ada Rehan will
hold consultation while in Europe with
A. W. Pinero with a view to having
that dramatist write ber a play.
‘The production of the new play
which J. M. Barrie is writing for
Maude Adams is to be postponed two
years, during which she will continue
in “Peter Pan.” :
SHORT STORIES.
‘There are now 303 schools in Canada
for Indians, who number 107,637.
It is stated that the conscience fund
tm the United States treasury depart-
ment has reached a total of $300,000.
For a finger nail to reach its full
Jength, an average of seven-twelfths of
an inch, from 121 to 138 days of growth
are necessary.
China Is said to have more suicides
than any other country In the world.
In one year 500,000 cases were report-
4, although these figures may not be
regarded as authentic.
An experiment was made some time
ago by a woman whe, In order to test
the sustaining powers of chocolate, liv-
ed upon it for sixty days and lost but
fifteen pounds in weight in the interval.
Some enthusiastic person has recent-
ly figured it out that American women
have within a few years captured
twenty-three titled Englishmen, twen-
ty-three titled Germans, fourteen titled
Frenchmen, seventeen titled Italians
and six titled Russians.
GERMAN GLEANINGS.,
‘The German empire is composed of
twenty-five stites and the relchsland
of Alsace-Lorraine. Prussia is the lar-
gest of the states.
‘The town council of Berlin now Is-
sues licenses for cats, and each cat is
by law compelled to wear a metal
badge with a number.
‘The collections made by the girl pu-
pils in the secondary schools in Ger-
many as a gift to the German navy
have reached a total of 30,000 marks.
A leading characteristic of the people
of Germany, according to one of thelr
own authors, is deliberate slowness,
and they view with suspicion the
stranger who displays haste in his ac-
tions.
In Germany during the five years
1900-04 each inhabitant consumed year-
ly 6% quarts of wine, 129% quarts of
beer and 9 quarts of brandy. The per
capita cost was $11.20, including chil-
Gren and women. The average for male
citizens over fifteen years would be
$87.36.
ENGLISH ETCHINGS.
Attentive is the name of Britain's
latest twenty-five knot scout ship.
In Reddington, England, hot oatmeal
mush is delivered with the milk each
morning to those who desire it.
So many of London's motor buses
break down that a service of “tugs”
has been organized for the towing
‘home of derelicts.
Members of the new house of com
mons have started a prayer meeting.
It is held on Tuesday afternoons ix
one of the committee rooms.
A new party has been formed in the
house of commons, but its object is not
political. What it hopes to effect is 2
reduction in the parliamentary barber
shop of the price of shaving from 24
cents to 12 cents.
MODES OF THE MOMENT.
‘Bealloped linen ruching is a novelty.
Steel beaded purses are the thing for
the gray gown.
Paquin green is a dark, heavy look-
ing leat green, almost the color of ivy.
Velvet ribbons of all colors and
Widths are to be a great deal used this
summer.
A pretty feature of muslin gowns is
the prevalence of little linen jackets to
wear with them.
‘Mobair in its soft, improved quality
and lovely colorings is one of the best
possible choices for a princess dress.
A charming little bolero may be
made of wide pompadour ribbon, one
Width forming the jacket fronts and
another width the ruffied sleeve tops,
the whole edged with fluffy ruche.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
Have a good time, but don't make ft
your business.
Idlers spend their time going nowhere
and coming back.
He who burns his money never en-
lightens the world.
Feeling sorry for a friend in hard
tuck i the average man’s limit.
Don't expect any man to thank you
for trying to induce him to do what he
Goenn't want to do.
‘Trace your bad luck beck « few
Blocks and the chances are that you
will Giscover it is due to your bad
management —Chicago News.
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‘CHOICE MISCELLANY
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Origin of “Twenty-three.”
I suppose you have heard or read
more or less of the mystic meaning of
the word “thirty” as used by telegra-
phers and press correspondents. When
placed at the end of a dispatch it
means that the day’s or night's work is
ended. There is nothing more to come,
I did not know until recently that race
track men also have a mystic word—
“twenty-three.” If you and a race
track man both reach at the same time
for the same thing and be gets it—
which would be natural—he will al-
‘most certainly say, “Twenty-three for
you.”
“Why twenty-three?’ I asked a track
follower. “What is the meaning and
‘what is the origin of the mystic num-
ber®®
“Well, in the old days at Brighton
Beach,” he said, “not more than twen;
ty-two horses were permitted to run in
any race. They were taken in the or-
der in which they were entered. If
twenty-two ponies lined up for a race
the twenty-third entry was barred.
He was out of it; hence the expression
‘when your friend gets left, ‘Twenty-
three for him!" for he is out of it.”
‘Ob, the race track people are great
mathematicians. Maybe they can nel-
ther read nor write, but they have
great heads for figures.—San Francisco
ice Eadie
‘What the Navy Needs.
‘The tone of the naval personnel de-
pends almost entirely on the higher offi-
cers, those of command and flag rank.
The ideals which they hold up to the
younger officers are the ones that are
eagerly followed. In the decade fol-
lowing the civil war, when Admiral
Porter was supreme, this ideal was the
bold sallor who carried canvas till it
blew away. As Commodore Foxhall
Parker said a little Inter, “Not to talk
rope was not to be a seaman, in the
opinion of most officers.” As a result
the midshipmen “talked and thought
rope” continually and exerted every
effort to become fine seamen.
One would expect that if no. officer
with actual engineering training is
available the one detailed would at
least be a man of considerable expert-
ence and chosen from near the top of
the list of those on board. In many
cases the exact reverse is true, and the
nominal chief engineer is one of the
juniors with scarcely any experience
of any kind. The unfortunate lad who
was in charge of the Bennington’s ma-
chinery was next to the lowest com-
missioned officer—W. M. McFarland in
Engineering Magazine.
eiianeticiicetlis ieicailies
Of more than unusual interest are
the old prehistoric “bird tracks” of the
Connecticut valley to either active
sportsmen or students of natural bis-
tory, signs of what Is called the trias-
sic period, says J. B. McIiwain in Rec-
reation. Just outside the city of Hol-
yoke, Mass., between the old road and
the new state road to Northampton,
there is a patch abouit 50 by 100 feet
which has been cleared of all surface
earth by parties interested in geology
and which is now protected by the
state. This patch is completely cov-
ered with well defined tracks and
most of which will measure twelve to
fourteen inches in the longest parts
and eight to ten inches wide, while in
depth they are from one to two and
one-half inches.
Ruse, Modern and Antone.
Because many antiques are admira-
ble is n0 reason for denying the merit
of modern rugs. ‘There are more rugs
of high quality being woven today
than ever before, and this is due princi-
pally to the fact that there is a better
market for them than ever before. The
United States alone imports $4,000,000
worth a year, about two and a half
millions before the duty Is paid. No
wonder that the shah of Persia nurses
the rug weaving industry tenderly, be-
stowing orders and honorable rewards
on successful rug merchants and in-
fliicting the most severe penalties for
the use of aniline dyes or anything cal-
culated to bring Persian rugs into dis
Fepute—Country Life In America.
Rainfall and Tree Growth.
A report has recently been published
which shows how closely the growth of
trees is dependent upon rainfall. Not
only was this seen in the case of one
and two year old trees, but in an in-
vestigation extending over a period
of twelve years, during which time the
annual rings of growth were carefully
examined. With an annual precipita-
tion of from thirty to thirty-five inches
a width of ring was produced varying
from .11 to -15 inch. If, on the other
hand, there was either an unusually
large or small rainfall in any given
year this was followed by a corre-
sponding tree growth in the following
year.—Harper’s Weekly.
‘The Library ef Congress.
‘The library of congress now contains
1,844,618 books, 410,352 pieces of mu-
aie, 188,724 prints and 82,744 maps and
charts, according to the annual report
of the librarian, Herbert Putnam, re-
cantly presented to congress. The ll-
brary gained 68,951 books and about
60,000 pictures and pieces of. music
@uring the last year. There were
bought 22,908 books, 16,348 were re-
celved by gift, 11,768 by copyright and
G4T4 gained by exchange with foreign
governments,
‘Three Lessons.
‘The valve of a thickly populated com-
munity of a well organized military
body under capable and resourceful
leaders, the wisdom and expediency of
some system for providing a reserve
water supply and the resistance of
pecipn fie eee Mao
‘upon the public mind by the San Fran-
Goce Geacter—Loviavihe, Comten Sear
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New Department Store
‘Why don’t you get In the habit of doing your trading in the New
Store? Every Tuesday and Friday special salesday and two of Fish Trad-
ing Stamps with each 10c purchase.
We carry a swell line of Ladies’ Shirtwaists, Underwear and Cor
sets. A spiendid assortment of Shoes, Hosiery, Gloves, Belts, fine Purses,
Laces, Ribbons, Gowns, Bracelets, Millinery and everything you wear.
‘We make a specialty of Men’s Balbriggan Underwear, Hosiery, swell
Waistcoats, Pants, Shoes, Fedora and Derby Hats.
A beautiful line of soft Percale Negligee Shirts and Suspenders.
A fancy jine of Neckwear and Herdkerchiefs.
See our Novelties in Jewelry, Watch-chains, Fobs, Cuff-buttons, Studr
and Safety Pins.
Boys’ Suits, Pants, Hats, Shoes and Shirts.
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‘Writing = Head.
Assistant Editor—I see here that an
English general was badly cut in open-
ing a wine bottle. What sort of a head
shall I put on it?
Managing Editor—Oh, just say, “Se-
rious Accident to British Man of War
In Attempting to Get Into Port"—
American Spectator.
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ILLINOIS BRICK CO.
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“I once knew a man who talked sev-
en languages, and the most he ever
could earn was $11 a week.”
“That's nothing. I know a woman
who can talk your arm off, and I don't
Delieve she ever earned 10 cents.”—
‘Chicago Herald.
Let It Shine.
“There's lots of sunshine in the
world,” remarked the optimistic board.
er.
“True,” replied the cynic. “But what
the world needs is not so many people
who carry awnings.”—Milwaukee Sen-
tinel.
‘The Best He Had. -
Lady—See here! Ain't you ashamed
to be hitting that poor horse with that
whip?
Driver—I be, mum. He don't mind it
a bit: Would yer kindly hand me dat
fence rail?—Judge.
Proot.
“How do you know your husband
really works hard at his office at
aight?” asked the suspicious woman.
sm Decanse be ham't any headache the
morning,” answered Mrs. Wise—
Washington Star.
a a
Diggs—I understand that Higgins is
quite © clever financier.
‘Biggs—Well, be isn't. Why, that man
never beat anybody out of a cent in
his life—Chicago News.
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