The Gazette
Saturday, May 19, 1900
Cleveland, Ohio
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THE GAZETTE.
PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY.
Editor and Proprietor THE GAZETTE,
Case Library Building, Cleveland, Ohio
Member Ohio Legislature, 1 1894 to 1898
1 1900 to 1902
CLEVELAND, OHIO, MAY 19, 1900.
THE GAZETTE is the oldest, and has the largest bona fide circulation, double that of any newspaper in the interest of Afro-American, published in the state of Ohio, and comparison with any will immediately establish its rank as one of the NEWSIEST AND BEST in the country.
There are a number of our readers who, if they will, can very materially assist us in locating agents and correspondents. We sincerely trust that they will do so promptly without waiting longer. Does this mean you, reader?
The M. E. general conference at Chicago is having the usual "fun" with its colored delegates and their candidate for bishop, Dr. J. W. E. Bowen, an exceptionally learned and able man. It has been clear to us for years that the M. E. church does not intend to do more than give the Afro-American candidate for bishop anything more than a good complimentary vote.
Mr. Edward W. Crosby, possibly the only Afro-American who is telegraph editor of a leading daily newspaper, celebrated his 50th anniversary on the 10th of this month. Elsewhere in this paper will be found an excerpt from the Buffalo Evening Times which will indicate how highly he is esteemed, not only by his coworkers, but also by the leading citizens of the city of Buffalo. Our confere will please accept our sincere congratulations and earnest wishes for continued success, many more years of life and much happiness. Mr. Crosby's ability as a journalist alone secured him the very responsible position he holds.
That story sent broadcast over the country the past week, to justify the lynching of an Afro-American who killed a prominent white Georgian in his effort to protect from insult and mistreatment a colored woman who was a passenger on the same car, is so thin that all who will can easily "see through it." The "chivalrous" white brutes who mutilated the poor fellow by cutting off his fingers and toes, etc., and then lynched him, tearing his head and breast to pieces with bullets from their firearms, have given another exhibition of "alleged" superiority that will hardly cause the breasts of law-abiding and civilized white Americans to swell with pride of government and country. Others beside the "colored brother" and "mountain whites" of the south are sadly in need of the refining influence of education, true religion and respect for the law.
THE BOERS AND THE NEGROES
The South African war, as it goes on, draws increasing attention to the fate of the two republics and to the struggle between the two white races involved, until every one is in danger of forgetting that the Thansvaal holds four times as many blacks as whites, whose rights and future are quite as much at stake as those of the Boers. For whatever may be the equities of the issues between the two white races in South Africa, no doubt whatever exists as to the treatment of the colored races by the Transvaal. Its loss of independence will stand in final history as one of those inevitable retributions which always attend the oppression of one race by another, unless law take the place of violence—a truth as sure in the south as in South Africa.
The fundamental Boer principle in the treatment of the colored race is embodied in this dictum of Transvaal law: "The people shall not permit any equality of colored persons with white inhabitants, neither in the church nor in the state." Three laws have been enacted in accordance with this fundamental provision—first, prohibiting a native from owning reality; second, refusing him marriage by civil or ecclesiastical process, and, third, closing the courts to him in any civil action against a white man.
The criminal laws apply to white and black alike, but in the Boer courts the testimony of a negro has no weight by the side of a white man. In civil claims he has no recourse or redress. The only marriage which he is permitted to practice is that under his tribal regulations. Custom goes a step further and forbids his presence on the sidewalk, and maladministration has permitted an unlimited supply of liquor in a country where every other white administration makes every possible effort to suppress the sale of alcohol to the negro.
These statutes and the results which flow from them are given at length in a work just published by the Rev. John H. Povill, "Natives Under the Transvaal Flag." The original Boer trek began because Great Britain insisted on the emancipation of the Negro. This step was undoubtedly taken with less consideration for the property rights of the white owners than was the case in the West Indies, but in this country at least it has never been felt that the slaveholder had property rights which ought to be considered, and in our civil war such rights were all swept aside for loyal and disloyal alike when the time had come for emancipation.
Restrained by treaty from contin-
uing slavery in the Transvaal, the Boers adopted the system of law which has just been outlined in order to compass the subjection of the black. Oppression has undoubtedly existed in the various contract systems in force at Kimberley and elsewhere, but the evidence is overwhelming that this is trivial by the side of the direct and personal ill-treatment, oppression and denial of all civil rights visited by the Boers on the black.
History has no lesson inevitable than the certainty with which the denial of moral and civil rights is visited upon the race of the oppressor. Political rights often have to be delayed until a race is ready for them, but no human being is too ignorant, too weak or too depraved to be beyond the protection of equitable and just law. The worse is the condition of any human being the more necessary is this protection. The denial of law and its protection to the Negro in the south to-day is a ten-fold greater crime than the denial through the forms of law of his political rights. For laws of changeless justice bind Oppressor and oppressed.
And close as sin and suffering joined They march to fate abreast.
BLATANT DEMAGOGUE TILLMAN
The Philadelphia Press makes the following just comment on the mouthings of the blatant demagogue, Senator Tillman:
"The revival of a certain brutality and violence of speech on the part of southern politicians whenever any sectional question is discussed is not without ill omens for the south. Gov. Candler, of Georgia, was a case in point the other day, and now Senator Tillman is in eruption out in Michigan, breathing fire and brimstone against the Negro. Knowing well the tolerance of all northern audiences, particularly educational gatherings, since it is a custom in these latitudes to hear all sides, Tillman for several years has done everything he could in his addresses in the north to flout all sense of the decencies and to ride roughshod over all ideals and hopes as to sectional and individual progress. He has been listened to respectfully by northern audiences when his coarse invective did more to give his hearers a revolting idea of the south than a volume of hostile statistics as to lynchings, illiteracy, low legal and medical ideals lax business methods and political crimes.
"Tillman, however, has enjoyed it. He likes the anomaly of his position. He takes a perverted pleasure in virtually insulting the intelligence of those to whom he talks. Curiously enough, asked by the Good Government league of Michigan university at Ann Arbor to talk on "The Race Question in the South," he seems to have reached the height of insolence and boorishness one Saturday night. when he poured out all the vials of his dislike on the Negro race and went out of his way to throw the taunt of ineradicable savagery in the face of a Negro student who was an attendant on his lecture. Such an invitation was on a par with asking Mephistopheles to talk on good morals, and among the gems of thought that the speaker uttered was the one that was hissed to the effect that 'scratch one of these colored graduates under the skin and you will find the savage. His education is like a coat of paint, like his skin.'
"This is Tillmanism in all its brutality. Sometimes he and his ilk dissemble, sometimes they affect to hold moderate views, but when candid their doctrine is that the Negro can not and should not be improved. If it was politic to do so, you would find Tillman denouncing the work of Hampton, of Tuskegee, and all other schools doing a noble work for the Negro in the south. He does denounce such work by implication. While his brutal frankness is most offensive, however, it is not an unmixed evil. It is a warning to the south as well as to the north. Some day southerners will see that so long as Tillmanism is in the saddle the south can never really advance, since such ideals represent the crude struggle of the brute in the white and the brute in the black, and that means the civilization of the cowpen.
"Northern organizations have a responsibility in this matter of letting Tillmanism vaunt itself that must not be overlooked. There are numbers of large-minded southerners who are deep, practical students of the race problem and are in favor of the efforts to lift southern industrial society out of the pit whose views are worth listening to. They do not represent the "poor whites," whose hereditary rancor against the blacks and pride in a white skin are the very essence of Tillmanism, but the whites of position. It would seem that educational and political organizations and church associations in the north might well invite men of this type when anxious to hear about the south. They will not indulge in the billingsgate of Tillmanism, but their heart will be in the right place, their head informed and they will represent the better side of the south, not its savagery."
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THE TELEGRAPH EDITOR
Of a Daily Newspaper for Many Years is an Afro-American, Mr. E. W. Crosby.
Buffalo, N. Y.—The following is from the Buffalo Evening Times of May 10:
To-day is the anniversary of "Xby's" birth.
It is a "red letter" day, not only with him but with his friends.
GRACE.
W. Wallace Needham.
While in a stubborn, downcast mood, Of bitterness and guile, I met a maid with sympathy, Who charmed me with her smile.
She had a smile of charity Upon her loving face.
The distance that she stood from me
AN OUTING AT THE OCEAN
Seashore Excursion via Pennsylvania Lines Will be Run August 9th.
The annual low rate excursion to the seashore will be run via Pennsylvania lines Thursday, August 9. On that date reduced fare tickets will be sold to Atlantic City, Cape May, Anglesea, Avalon, Holly Beach, Ocean City, Sea Isle City, Wildwood, New Jersey, Rehoboth Del. and Ocean
"Xby" is better known, outside of local newspaperdom, as Edward W. Crosby, telegraph editor of The Times. This morning, as he took up the daily grind of putting telegrams into shape for the readers of The Times, Mr. Crosby passed the half-century milestone on the journey of this life. There came to him a sweet and beautiful reminder of the milestone and of the years which have gone and the years which all hope he may live to enjoy. It was a large floral horseshoe, filled with roses and the daisies of springtime. It was sent by some of "Xby's" friends, Mayor Conrad Diehl, Assessor Thomas F. Crowley, John Kreitner, Frank A. Kraft, Frank P. Person and Albert H. Beyer. There came also to Mr. Crosby bunches of roses and other tokens which serve to make pleasant the passing of the milestone which denotes a half century of years well lived, well used. Mr. Crosby has been busy all day receiving the congratulations of his newspaper associates and his friends, who rejoice that he is "young for his years" and who love him because under all conditions he is "Xby," just the same.
Champion City Cullings.
Springfield, O.—Chas. Green has been appointed sub mail carrier.—The Odd Fellows' services were held at the Second Baptist church Sunday afternoon.—Rev. Purnell, of Xenia, was here Friday.—A special rally was held at St. John's Baptist church Sunday. Ex-Gov. Bushnell delivered an address in the evening.—The Shriners gave a banquet at Armory hall Thursday evening. Several distinguished guests were present.—Rev. R. C. Ransom, of Chicago, and Bishop Salters will be present at the North Street A. M. E. church Sunday.—It is said that Richard Chatman and Miss Maud Russell were recently married.—The ladies of the M. S. of North Street church leave Thursday for Columbus.—Rev. W. Thomas, of Cumberland, preached at the Second Baptist church Sunday morning.—Mrs. John Taylor has returned from visiting in Toledo.—The A. M. E. church choir will sing in Columbus Sunday.—Mrs. Oldham was buried Wednesday.—A unique play was rendered at the A. M. E. church Friday evening.—Mrs. Edmonia Gregory has moved on North street.—John Taylor and family have moved from "Buford boarding house." Wm. Harvey and wife have taken possession.—Misses Lillian and Grace Wilborn, Elizabeth Williams and Anna Dickson will visit Columbus Sunday.—Rev. Jesse Smith, of Bellefonne, was the guest of Rev. Ferguson Thursday.—Wiley church is preparing for an entertainment on the 24th.—Mrs. Amy Logan is convalescent.—I. J. Peterson has gone to Indianapolis.
Hayes-Moore.
New Brighton, Pa.—M. E. Moore and Mrs. Mattie Hays, of Springfield, were married by Rev. J. E. Disharoon at the chapel May 9.—The Baptist convention met May 10 at Rochester.—The ladies of Bethel church, Bridgewater, gave a concert in Reno's hall, Rochester, May 10.—Thomas R. Woodson, of Beaver Falls, who died May 12, was buried May 14. Rev. H. A. Grant conducted the services. Two sisters from Cape May and a brother, Rev. George Woodson, professor in Wilberforce university, O., were present. The deceased was a nephew of A. W. Tanner and Bishop Tanner. The pall-bearers were: George Waldon, Oliver Grimes, Joseph Johnson, Grant Early, William Johnson and Mr. Robinson, of Rochester. He leaves a wife and step-daughter.—The quarterly meeting held in Bridgewater Sunday at Disharoom's chapel was largely attended. Rev. Hawkins, of New Castle, assisted by Rev. Richard Brown, preached in the afternoon and evening. Collection, $25. The A. M. E. choir furnished the music.—A large number attended the Odd Fellows' services in Rochester Sunday afternoon. The sermon was preached by Rev. H. A. Grant, of New Brighton, and the choir furnished the music.—The Literary society met Monday evening at Wayman's chapel.
Lockland and Wyoming (O.) Items.
Mesdames Bryant and Shipley addressed the Women's M. M. society at 3:30 p. m. Sunday. Miss Porter, the missionary, presided. Miss Schrom delivered an address. The following programme was rendered: Solos, Miss Malinda Smith and Mrs. Mary James; singing by the choir. Rev. and Mrs. Coleman left Tuesday morning for general conference. Mrs. Coleman is a delegate from the Lockland Women's M. M. society. William McDonald died Saturday and was buried Sunday afternoon, Rev. Wells officiating. Rev. Dodd preached at Mt. Zion church Sunday morning. The entertainment at the tabernacle Saturday night was well attended. The infant daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Monroe Morris is improving. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Poston celebrated the twenty-fifth anniversary of their marriage May 6. Many presents were received. The supper was served in three courses.
Two Marriages.
Wheeling, W. Va.—The Patriarchs went to Steubenville last Sunday to attend an annual sermon.—The Spinster's Whist was entertained at Miss Sallie Grey's this week.—Miss Eliza Glasgow entertained "The Club."—Mrs. Amanda Whitney is dead.—The Social club of Eoff Street church held its anniversary on last Wednesday night.—Several of our talented young people took part in a concert given in Bellaire last Friday night for the benefit of the M. E. church.—Miss Nellie Watts leaves this evening for a few weeks' visit among Pittsburg, Harrisburg and Washington friends.—Charles Clark and Miss Jessie Howard were married at the bride's parents last Friday evening.—Edward Jones and Miss were married last week.
Isaiah C. Wears Dead.
Philadelphia, Pa.-Isaiah C. Wears, whose death at the age of 79 years is announced, was elected in 1846 a member of the first suffrage convention ever held by colored men.
W. Wallace Needham
While in a stubborn, downcast mood,
Of bitterness and guile,
I met a maid with sympathy,
Who charmed me with her smile.
She had a smile of charity
Upon her loving face.
The distance that she stood from me
Seemed just about a pace.
With dazzling eyes upon me fixed,
In their magnetic power.
My heart beguiled was made to feel
It was the yielding hour.
She spoke in soft and gentle tones,
And bade me not delay,
But to accept her as a friend
And let her lead the way.
My heart refrained but still she plead.
Persuading me to go.
And with a look of innocence
She rescued me from woe.
We were fast friends, until one day
I from her side did stray.
She cautioned me; still I pursued.
Alas! I lost my way.
I wandered on in rash contempt,
Without a trusting friend.
And felt that sad despondency
Awaited at the end.
My feeble frame at last gave way,
For mercy did I cry;
For without help I saw no hope,
My soul would surely die.
Then, in that dark and lonely hour,
My friend unveiled her face;
Again she spoke and smiled on me,
My friend, whose name is Grace.
My troubled heart was set at ease,
My weights were borne away;
Since Grace returned I am content.
O Grace! forever stay.
Bolden-Hollawere:
Zanesville, O.—M. and Mrs. B. Jackson and Mr. and Mrs. Charles Ransom spent Sunday in Columbus.—Mr. Taylor, of Mt. Vernon, is employed as a barber for Will Jackson.—Miss Cora Wilson is in Columbus.—The Women's M. M. society met at Mrs. Hill's Thursday evening and elected Mrs. C. A. Brease and Miss Martha Ruggs as delegate and alternate, respectfully, to the general conference.—Mr. and Mrs. John Singer spent Sunday in Cambridge.—Miss Bertha Singer is ill.—E. W. Curry, of Urbana, lectured at Union church Friday.—Rev. Christopher, of South Carolina, preached at St. Paul's church Sunday. Rev. Jones being absent in Columbus.—Misses Mary Tate and Nina Clinton are in Columbus.—Mrs. Caleb Tate is visiting her son, Nelson, and Mrs. Geo. Parker, her mother, Mrs. Powell, both of Columbus.—Mrs. N. T. Gant and daughter, Lulu, are in Columbus.—J. B. Reynolds, eminent commander of the Masons, went to Nelsonville Friday to organize a lodge.—Mr. Bently, of Cincinnati, was appointed waiter at the Clarendon hotel.—Jeffrey Hargraves has returned to Findlay.—Louis Bolden and Miss Mary Hollaware were married in Newport, Kv.—A grand rally was held at Union church Sunday. Collection $184.04.
Xenia, O.—Post Office Inspector Fletcher, of Indiapaolis, Ind., was here recently and after going over the accounts of Postmaster Harry Johnson, of Wilberforce, found that he was $930 short in his 'accounts with the government. Messrs. Dr. F. T. Lindsay and Henry Holland, of this city, and Jas. A. Crawford, of Washington C. H., are his sureties and they have charge of his office and business affairs pending settlement with Uncle Sam. Johnson has a small store, ice cream parlors, etc., at Wilberforce and has some personal property besides, horse and buggy, etc., which will in a measure make good to his sureties their loss. Johnson is a young married man with a wife and one child. He is a graduate of Wilberforce and has been postmaster for a couple of years. It is supposed that the money not accounted for has gone into his business. The securities will likely make good the shortage at once and take time to get it out of Johnson's effects.
Payne's Literary Society.
Youngstown , O.—J. Cromwell, of Cleveland, was here here this week.—Payne's Historical Literary society closed Monday evening. Following is the programme: Instrumental solos, Miss M. E. Johnson and Miss B. Logan; soprano solo, Miss M. Carson; vocal solo, Miss M. E. Boggess, and an address by Bert Stewart. The executive committee turned over to the trustees of the church $20.10, making a total of $35.65.—J. A. Barrett was in Beaver Falls May 14.—Rev. Butler preached three sermons Sunday.—W. Boggess returned the 15th.—R. D. Lynch returned last week to Columbus.—Miss C. Brockenborough, bookkeeper for M. P. Doupe, of New Castle, was here Sunday.—Miss M. E. Boggess expects to leave for Columbus to attend general conference and meeting of the Women's M. M. society.—E. Johnson has returned from Wilberforce.—Mrs. L. A. R. Cunningham returned to Cleveland last week.
Telegraph Operator.
Lebanon, O.—Leroy Emerson has accepted a position as telegraph operator at Hageman Station, salary $30 a month.—Miss Laura Maynard and Bessie Bridges are our two High school graduates, class of 1900.—A large number attended the annual meeting of Odd Fellows at Harveysburg Sunday.—Miss Maggie Martin, of Avondale, is the guest of Mrs. C. L. Henderson.—Mrs. B. Morgan and Miss Lizzie Smith are ill.—J. J. Stockton was called to Kentucky Thursday by the illness of his mother.
The Nickel Plate Road
The Nickel Plate Road
Will sell excursion tickets to Philadelphia, Pa., on June 14th to 18th inclusive, at one fare for the round trip, account Republican National Convention. Tickets are good returning to and including June 26, 1900. Write, wire, 'phone or call on E. A. Akers, C. P. & T. A., Cleveland, O. or C. A. Asterlin, T. P. A., Ft. Wayne, Ind. No. 82
Picnic Grounds.
Picnic Grounds.
On the Nickel Plate road, Oak Point Beach, Vermillion and other resorts will soon be open for the summer.
Church. Sunday school committees, school and camping parties desiring to arrange for picnics to these resorts should address B. F. Horner
G. P. A., Cleveland, O., or local ticket agent.
No. 75.
AN OUTING AT THE OCEAN
Seashore Excursion via Pennsylvania Lines Will be Run August 9th.
The annual low rate excursion to the seashore will be run via Pennsylvania lines Thursday, August 9. On that date reduced fare tickets will be sold to Atlantic City, Cape May, Anglesea, Avalon, Holly Beach, Ocean City, Sea Isle City, Wildwood, New Jersey, Rehoboth, Del., and Ocean City, Md. The round trip from Cleveland will be $13.50 to either of the ten resorts mentioned, which constitute the most popular summer lavens along the Atlantic coast. No more enjoyable vacation outing can be planned than a visit to the seashore in midsummer. Arrangements may be made for participating in the pleasures offered by this excursion by communicating with C. L. Kimball, Assistant General Passenger Agent, Cleveland, O. June 1.
Excursions to Chicago via Pennsylvania Lines.
For the Methodist Episcopal church general conference during the month of May low rate non-transferable round trip tickets will be sold to Chicago on May 1, 2, 7, 14 and 21; valid for return trip leaving Chicago not later than June 1.
MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS.
Pickled figs come from California. Flatirons, when new, must be heated very slowly, or they may crack. New York spent $200,000 last year in inspecting and cleaning bakeries. In a short time the Japanese population of San Francisco will reach 20,000. Blond women need a little borax to keep their locks golden; brunettes ammonia. When a pipe springs a leak rub the place over with soap until the plumber arrives. Meat should not be eaten more than twice a day. Once is enough if the constitution be strong.
Large, ocean-going vessels can go up the St. Lawrence river as far as Montreal, over 1,000 miles from the Atlantic ocean. The attempt made in Manchester, England, to bring about the notification of phthisis has proved successful. In the first six months 820 cases were reported.
M. Dussand, a French inventor, has combined a phonograph with a telephone in such a manner that a message spoken into the telephone is impressed upon a wax register at the receiving end, in case the person to whom it is addressed happens to be absent. The registered message can at any time be turned into speech by setting the phonograph in operation. A similar device has been employed in Germany by another inventor, Herr Poulsen.
WHY CHILI AND PERU QUARREL
An Authoritative Statement of the Former's Side of the Standing Controversy.
Regarding the present tension between Chili and Peru over the future control of the provinces of Taena and Arica the following authoritative statement of Chili's side of the case has been made.
The Chili government, says the Chicago Chronicle, is in no way responsible for the hitch in providing for the final disposition of the provinces in question. The treaty between Chili and Peru made at the termination of the war between these two countries, beside setting forth that at the end of ten years the future control of Tacna and Arica should be decided by a plebiscite, or popular vote, of the inhabitants of the provinces named, also provided that the conditions under which the plebiscite was to be taken should be determined by a protocol appointed for this purpose.
The Peruvian government held that only native-born inhabitants of the two provinces were entitled to vote, while Chili, believing the disposition of Tacna and Arica to be of like interest and importance to both native and foreign born, desired the vote to include every resident of the provinces. The two countries were unable to settle upon a satisfactory adjustment of this point, and thus the plebiscite which was to dispose of the provinces one way or the other was not taken.
Another phase of the matter lies in the question of the payment of the $10,000,000, the sum to be paid over by the country in whose favor the popular vote decided as a recompense to the other for the loss of the provinces. Chili, in case the plebiscite decided in her favor, was willing to deposit the necessary sum with a reputable London banking firm, pending the settlement of the controversy, but Perus straitened financial condition at that time would not allow of any such guarantee on her part and she could only proffer her bond for the amount in question.
Laundering Tablecloths
The beautiful laundering of table-cloths is the test of an ironer's skill. They must have just enough body not to seem limp, the pattern must be "brought out," and there should be a satin-finished surface. The right body may be given to table-linen by adding a quart of starch to the last rinse-water—a good tubful. Whether that is done or not they must be made very wet in the sprinkling, and ironed until perfectly dry. No matter how smoothly they are ironed, if they are moist when hung on the bars they will acquire a "rough-dry" appearance. A special cloth for "best occasions" may be dried after' rinsing (without starch in the water), then wet entirely and run through the wringer, then laid on a sheet (or two run together), and rolled up tightly over night. It will take a weary long time to iron that cloth until perfectly dry, but it will be like new, only handsomer. — Ella Morris Kretschmar, in Woman's Home Companion.
To Prepare and Cook Asparagus.
Peel off all the hard part from a bunch of asparagus. Separate each bundle into three smaller bundles, placing the heads all one way, and cutting off the ends evenly; then place in a saucepan and cover with boiling water. Cook 25 minutes, then add for each bunch one teaspoonful of salt.
Draw the saucepan to the side of the stove and allow it to simmer five minutes. Remove and drain, arrange nicely on a hot dish and pour over the asparagus some melted butter, allowing two ounces for each bunch.—Ledger Monthly.
M. B.
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Mention THE GAZETTE.
TRAVELERS' REGISTER
Trains on all roads run on Standard Time
which is the same as
BALL'S CITY TIME.
CLEVELAND
CINCINNATI
CHICAGO
& ST. LOUIS
BIG FOUR ROUTE
Solid vestibule trains run daily to Columbus,
Dayton, Cincinnati, Indianapolis, St. Louis.
Parlor Car and Wagner Sleeping Cars. Best
line in the West, South and Southwest. Ticket
office, 116 Euclid Ave. Bell Tel. Main 910. Home
Tel. 853.
*Daily* | Depart.
No. 11. Southwestern Limited. *3 30 am.
No. 3. Col. & Clin. Express. 7 15 am.
No. 33. Col. Clin. Express. *11 40 am.
No. 35. Ind. & St. Louis Express. 12 00 am.
No. 27. Columbus Accommodation. 4 40 pm.
No. 37. Col. & Clin. Express. *8 30 pm.
Arrive.
No. 28. Clin. & Col. Express. *6 45 am.
No. 26. Gallon Accommodation. *9 45 am.
No. 35. Ind. & St. Louis Express. *2 20 pm.
No. 24. Columbus & Clin. Express. *4 45 pm.
No. 24. Wellington Accommodation. *6 35 pm.
No. 2. Col. Clin. & Ind. Express. *9 25 pm.
No. 18. Southwestern Limited. *1 50 am.
Nos. 11 and 18 do not stop at Erie Ry.
depot. No. 37, leaving at 8:30 p. m., has local
sleeper for Cincinnati. Nos. 33 and 46 have
dining cars.
For tickets call on D. JAY COLLVER, city passenger and ticket agent. No. 116 Euclid Ave. (Colonial Arcade). Cleveland, O. WARREN J. LYNCH. G. P. & T. A., Cincinnati, O.
Cleveland Union Station.
Pennsylvania Lines.
Foot of Bank Street.
Ticket Offices at Station, Euclid Av., Woodland Av., and Weddell House corner.
Through Trains run as follows by Central Times.
*Daily. †Daily except Sunday.
From Cleveland to Leave. Arrive
Pittsburg & Bellaire... +7 00am. +12 10pm
Salem & Pittsburg... *6 00am. *8 30pm
Philadelphia & New York... *12 10pm. *11 30pm
Baltimore & Washington... *2 10pm. *11 30am
Salem & Pittsburg... *2 10pm. *11 30am
Pittsburg, Bellaire & East. +3 10pm. +6 25pm
Ravenna & Alliance. +3 1pm. *8 3am
Ravenna & Alliance. *5 10pm. *8 3am
Philadelphia & New York. *11 10pm. *4 30am
Baltimore & Washington. *11 10pm. *4 30am
Wellsville & Pittsburg. *11 10pm. *4 3am
MT. VERNON & PAN-HANDLE ROUTE.
From Cleveland to Leave. Arrive
Columbus & Cincolnati... *8 33am. *5 40pm
Orville & Columbus. *8 35am. *5 40pm
Orville & Millersburg. +3 10pm. +12 10pm
Columbus & Cincolnati... *7 35pm. *7 30am
NICKEL PLATE.
The New York, Chicago & St. Louis R.R.
All trains stop at Euclid avenue, Broadway and Pearl street. City ticket office 189 Superior street. Tel. Main 218. All trains arrive and depart from Van Buren St. Union Passenger Station, Chicago.
Eastward. Arrive. Depart.
No. 6, Standard Express... 9 55 am 10 13 am
No. 4, Eastern Express... 2 06 am 2 16 am
No. 2, Nickel Plate Ex... 8 12 pm 8 25 pm
Westward. Arrive. Depart.
No. 1, Western Express... 4 46 am 4 56 am
No. 5, Standard Express... 7 60 pm 7 20 pm
No. 3, Nickel Plate Ex... 11 13 am 11 20 am
Local Freight... *2 50 pm *6 40 am
*Daily. except Sunday. All express daily. Through sleepers on all trains, Chicago, Buffalo, New York, and Boston. Unexcelled dining cars and depot restaurants operated by the company.
THE GLEVELAND, TERMINAL & VALLEY R. R. GO.
Depot foot of South Water street. City office,
241 Superior street.
Arrive. Depart
Valley Jt. & Way Stations. *6 20 pm *7 25 am
Wheeling & Chicago ... *9 25 pm *7 25 am
Akron, Canton & Chicago. *8 15 am *10 00 am
Akron, Canton & Wheeling. *10 20 am *3 5 am
Akron, Canton & Chicago. *8 15 am *6 35 am
Akron, Canton, Marietta. *12 10 pm *11 00 am
Pittsburgh, Washington. *10 70 am *3 25 am
Baltimore, Philadelphia. *2 10 pm *11 00 am
and New York. *
*Daily except Sunday. *Daily.
Pullman place restitute sleeping cars between Cleveland and Chicago, also between Cleveland and Philadelphia.
J. E. GALBRAITH. Traffic Manager.
Cleveland, Lorain & Wheeling R'y.
VALLEY DEPOT. Depart. Arrive
Cleve. & Wheeling Ex. 7 10 am 11 40 am
Cleve. & Wheeling Ex. 1 00 am 7 15 am
Cleve. Urchlechsville Ae. 5 10 am 8 20 am
Sunday trains between Cleveland and Urchlechsville arrive at 9:55 a.m. and 7:15 p.m.
Depart at 7:10 a.m. and 6:25 p.m.
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We advice ‘OUr Patrons to esaetulty examine
‘Tun Gaserre's advertisements before making
Perchasee. Business ar eee eeveneenin hs
‘Americams The fact that they edvertise is
sasurance that they want gi Bos
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CLEVE LAND. SATURDAY. MAY 19. 1900
WHERE “THE GAZET TE” 1S SOLD.
PUSHAW's News Store, Cuyahogu Building
jonite the Post Office. Open Sunday.
rT ExtEn’'s News Depot, City Hall Buiid-
a Wood and Superior streets, Open
UE H Moonta Mews Store, No. 867 Superics
Gireet, second west of Bond street. Open Sun-
GoopMan's News Depot, 586 Central avenue
cor. Sterling avenue Open Sunday.
Pea nina dlnlocenii3 thane See
WV ANTED-BARBER—None bat 9, frst.
class barber need apply. Nine dollars
& week guaranteed. "J. W. Woods, 1b% ‘North
‘Main street, Oberlin; 0.
at Mrs. J. W. Johnson’s, No. 48 Frank
street, Wednesday evening for the
benefit of Unity Household.
Dr. A. R. Taylor gives special at-
tention to crown and bridge work.
Office 155, Central avenue. He is a
first-class dentist and our people
ought to patronize him liberally.
A. He Price, of New Vienna, is vis-
iting his sister, Mrs. Good, of Hack-
man street.
Telephone Doan 817 calls station at
Euclid avenue on the Nickel Plate
Koad. Additional facilities are af-
forded the people of Cleveland who
desire the delivery of baggage for
ao east or west. Without addi-
tional cost to passenger, baggage
will be transferred shehy omits
Euelid Avenue Station and residences
‘or business houses and ,checked to
‘any point east or west. Write, wire,
*phone or call on F. B. Guinan, Ticket
gent at Enclid avenue, who is pre-
pared to sell tickets at lowest rates
4o any point reached by rail or
steamer within or without the Uni-
jted States. No. 76
Prof. J, D., Mitchell’s will provides
that his half interest in the property
on 200 Uregon street is to be divid-
led equally between the widow, the
two children and the children of a
won, deceased, one-fourth going to
each und one-fourth to the’ heirs of
fhe decedsed son, Mr. Logan Mitchell,
(One-half interest in the property is
. the widow's, in addition to one-
fourth of the other half; already
tmentioned. Miss Sarah Mitchell, the
daughter, has been appointed admin-
fistratrix without bond. The. state-
ment published in our last issue in
meference to the provisions of the
will Wes not correct.
| Mrs. Eliza Madison, 70, of 760-Ster-
ee avenue, was crossing Central
javenue at Maple street at 8 p. m.
‘Monday when she was struck. by a
swest-bound Central avenue car. Her
daughter took her home. She was
‘badly bruised.
Ly A ne was eres at Shiloh
jure! re
Mr. Clarence White expects to leave
“for Washington about: June-4.
Mrs. L. Hubert is speriding a few
days in Hudson. fe
Dan Fairfax went to Hudson Sat-
urday with the W. R. U. baseball
team.
Ben Whiting and Miss Roso Davis
‘were married Thursday evening.
Miss Willa Thompson will visit Co-
Iumbus Sunday.
Miss Esther Skeen returned last
week from Washington, D. C.
Miss Catherine Skeen will leave for
Washington Sunday.
Wn. Fields, who has been in Buffa-
Jo for some time, returned last»week.
Will R. Johnson, formerly of Cadiz,
and Mrs. Early, of this city, were
married at the parsonage by Rev. W.
M. Langford, Sunday afternoon. The
delegates have returned from Ober-
lin. Cleveland received its share of
sub-district officers. Rev. Langford
was elected president, Mrs. J. S.
Thomas first and Miss F. Howard
second vice presidents, and Mr. (.
Howard treasurer, The next conven-
tion will be held in Lorain. Rev.
Langiord will attend the Methodist
conference in Chicago this week. Mr.
Wilson, of Forest street, is sick. Mr.
Shy, of Atlanta, Ga., is visiting R. A.
Wilson, of Hackman street.
‘The White-Tyler benefit recital was
an artistic and financial success.
Mrs. Ann Johnson, of Ann Arbor,
‘was the guest of her son, Mr. Geo.
Johason, last week.
|W. H, Gray, of 168 Sibley street,
asked the police Wednesday to. find
their daughter Myrtle, aged 16, who
ran away from home Tuesday. Sev-
eral people saw her and Preston Rob-
inson on bicycles bound east Tuesday
afternoon, Miss Essie Starks, of the
East End, is also reported to be miss-
ing.
Sean Case, of 1 Pittsburg street,
‘was arrested last Saturday morning
‘on suspicion. He is alleged to have
‘burglarized the grocery store of Dan-
4el Koplains on Broadway. A, pair of
‘brass knuckles, a revolver and several
cartridges were found in his posses-
sion. -
Rey. A. A. Whitman, poet and the-
ologian, of Atlanta, Ga., preached
two eloquent sermons at St. John’s
church Sunday, returning to Colum-
bus Monday. The pastor is there
also, attending general conference.
It is reported that Miss Ada High,
gate, formerly stenographer in The
_ Gazette office, is lying at the point of
death with consumption at her home
in. Fleteher, Ont.
Harry Sterenson, of Wheeling, is in
the city.
. Basil Ray has returned from Wheel-
ing and will leave for Grand Rapids,
Mich., June 1, to accept the second
waitership in a large club house.
The Messrs. Taylor, of Ann Arbor,
Mich., are visiting here.
Elizabeth Chillia, the alleged wife
ot Henry Rutheven, alias Flick, the
alleged inurderer of Patroiman Shipp.
4s wanted by the Bucyrus authori-
ties for being implicated in the es-
cape of Pilek from the Bucyrus jail.
She Is alioged to have furnished him
saws and other. tools for promoting
his means of escape. Mrs. Chillia is
fn ceutre! police station on suspicion.
Harvey Johnson was in Overiy las:
week.
Frank Seott has retureet from
Portsmouth to accept a position as
‘messenger for the Century National
bank in the Permanent bniiding,
> Mrs: M. J. Make, of Oberlin. is quite
Mek at the Huron Sircet hospital.
Archie Strother haw returned from
etude +
eS with
sere ce phar while the Iat-
was riding a bieyele in Wade park
on July 31 last, was found guilty of
stabbing with intent to wound, in
criminal court Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. John Bush, of Frank
street, gave a “stag” recently in
honor of their son, Robert's, i6th
birthday. Those present were: Harl
Parker, Willie Wheeler, Preston Rob-
inson, Doncheta Martin, Fred Copes,
Garfield Martin and Bert Baker.
At St. John’s church to-morrow
there will be preaching morning and
evening by a prominent theologian,
who is attending general conference
in Columbus. Sunday school at 9:30
a.m. and C. E, meeting at.6:30 p, m.
) time). About $260 were raised
pat the rally last Sunday. It will be
continued to May 27.
Order aad pay for this paper.
Don’t be without The Gazette if you
want the news—all that is worth
reading. We are giving the best
weekly report of the A. M. E. general
conference in session at Columbus
until May 30. Don’t be small enough
to borrow a copy. It looks too much
like ee
Messrs. Jefferson Hammond and
John Sheldon, of Cincinnati, are
guests of Mr. ahd Mrs. G. Morgan.
Miss Edna Queen and Mr. James
Joyce spent Sunday in Columbus. His
mother lives here. This looks like
“business” is soon to be “transacted.”
Mr. Horace Martin has resumed his
position as head waiter at “The Crox-
den,” .
Mrs. Lora Walls and Charles B. Lo-
bert, employed in the Hollenden bar-
ber shop, were quietly married Wed-
nesday evening by Father Mylott, at
the bishops’ residence, corner Superior
and Erie streets. After partaking of
a sumptuous repast the couple left on
the “City of Erie” for Buffalo and
Niagara Falls. After Sunday they
will be at-home at No. 556 Central
avenue. Mrs. Marian Nettles was
bridesmaid and Mr. Arthur Palmer
groomsman. A beautiful silver set of
knives, forks and spoons was present
e@ to the couple by the employes ot
the barber shop.
Wanted — Barber. — A first-class
workman at once. J. E. Benson, 147
Superior street, Cleveland, 0.
Young men from 16 to 19 years of
age desiring employment can secure
same by applying to J. F. Gruver
‘|‘manager of the Euclid avenue bowl:
| ing alleys, 411 Euclid avenue. Thosé
employed will be furnished a suit
| and be paid $1 a day, for services.
A grand concert ‘and May dane
| will be given by the Ninth Battalion
| (formerly Excelsior) band at Wood
_| liff hall on Monday evening, May 21
;| Admission 25 and 35 cents.
| There is a card at The Gazette of
| fice for Mrs. Annie E. Bodie, mothe
-| of Miss Flavia Bodie. Please call he
-| attention to this.
r Mrs. J. 8. Thomas, No. 672 Sterling
.| avenue, is local agent for the Nelsor
| Manufacturing Co.'s Straightine, a1
advertisement of which appears it
_|our paper. It is a splendid article o
|| the Kind, and Mrs. Thomas is a lad,
_| whom it is a pleasure to meet an
| who knows how to properfy treat he:
| patrons, ting their confidence
,} and pro} appreciating their pat
ronage. Gazette desires to urg
Jits readers to encourage those of ou)
people in business, who have sufficien
| enterprise to advertise in this paper
Therefore, if you desire an_ articl
|sych as Mrs."Thomas handles, cal
upon her und’ give it a trial.
SUMMER OUTINGS.
Where to Go and How to Get There.
The seashore, mountain and lake
resorts constitue the most attract-
ive pleasure grounds for the summer
idler, They are within easy reach via
Pennsylvania lines, and agents of that
railway system will furnish full in-
formation about rates, train service
and through car comforts’ to any of
the summer havens. They will assist
in arranging details for vacation
trips and give valuable information
free of charge. Apply to the nearest
Pennsylvania lines passenger and
ticket agent and be relieved of all
bother in shaping preliminaries for
your summer outing and vacation
trip. C. L. Kimball, Assistant Gener-
al Passenger Agent, Cleveland, 0.
Jly1
Anywhere and Return for One Dollar
on the Nickel Plate Road.
Anywhere and return for one dol-
lar means that parties of five or
more travel’-g together on one
party ticket cid returning same day
may travel on Sundays on any one
of the Peerless Trio of Daily Express
Trains between any two given points
‘within the distance of one hundred
miles. Not necessary to organize
parties large enough to justify spe-
cial train service to secure the low
excursion rate. Organize parties of
‘any size of five persons or more and
‘enjoy a Sunday outing on the Nickel
‘Plate Road. Any agent’ will explain
it. Write, wire or ‘phone E, A.
Akers, C. P. & S, A., Cleveland, O., or
C. A. Asterlin, T. P. A., Ft. Wayne,
Ind. No. 71
| The Nickel Plate Road
Will sell low rate excursion tickets to
North Manchester, Ind., account an-
nual meeting of German Baptists
(Dunkards), at one fare for the
round trip. Tickets good going on
May 29th to June 4th inclusive, be-
yond a radius of 100 miles, and on
‘May 3ist te June 8th within a radius
of 100 miles from North Manchester,
Ind. Good returning until June 10th,
or by deposit until July 5th inclusive.
Call on or address E. A. Akers, agent,
horsiene. O., or C. A. Asterlin, T. P.
A. Ft. Wayne, Ind. No, 67
‘Excursions to Cincinnati—the “Queen
| City” of Ohio—via Pennsyl-
. vania Lines.
May 21 and 22 for national conven-
tion Luther League, of Cincinnati, ex-
eursion tickets non-transferable form
will be soid to Cincinnati via Pennsyl-
Yania lines, valid for return trip Fri-
day, May 25, inclusive.
Excursion Rates to Columbus via
‘Pennsylvania Lines, May
i 234 and 24th.
Prohibition state convention will
assemble at Columbus May 24, and
low rate round trip non-transferable
excursion tickets will be sold Wed-
nesday, May 23, and Thursday May
24, from Pennsylvania lines ticket sta-
tions in Okie to the capital city, valid
for the return trip until Saturday,
May 26.
‘The Nickel Plate Road
Offers special low rates to Milwaukee,
Wis., account Biennial Meeting Gen-
eral Federation of Womens’ Club.
Tickets sold Jane Ist to 4th inclusive,
good returning until June 1th, or by
deporit anti! jiune 30 inclusive. Call
on ot address E. A, Akers, agent,
Cleveland, 0., ‘or C, A. Astertin, T. P.
A. Ft. Wayne, ind. No, 68
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THE GAZETTE, CLEVELAND, O,, SATURDAY, MAY 19, 1900.
om |"Phe Change of Tue om the Niéke! we 2 THE NEW |
abe © WONDERFUL
ith} Qnly a-slight-chdnge at-any of our i! -
at-| stations. No. A Chicago at | vanes Spring Schedule
ik |'3:80'p. ms and departs trom interme- DE ' VERY
iE jiate stations about thirty minutes
later than formerly. Individual Club ‘Made Straight B: oF THE
Laneheon and Supper in Dining Car, | pourly, Hair Syraight By
nk | Chicago to Bellevue. Improvement ‘ 5 ete : ,
in} in through sleeping car service both : Bi Cates BIG FOT IR
ith | east. and west. Club Breakfast and a ih
arl'Lunch is/served in Dining Car Belle- mS Se \
Db- | vue to Chicago on No. 1. Dining Car ee) G. = y aaa ‘
4, | service’on No. 2 and 3 in both direc- 5 Has | Will take effect April 29,
tions between Chiengo and Buffalo. Se = a . eames
ow { All trains daily. Write, wire, ‘phone or eh a i4y | cane traveling
call on E. A. Akers, P. & T. A, Cleve- Bop CGP 8G yublic the finest train serv-
an: |land, 0., or C. A. Asteriin, T. P. A. « CD at “A He a
7p ait fg SO BEYOKE AND APTOR THRATMENT. :
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be | tr 7 i - : THE ORIGINAL—COPYRIGHTED. New and Fast
ee by sending to Mrs. M. E. Bow- This wonderful hair the only sefe
|man, 4029 Dearborn street, Chicago, preperavion tn the Monk sence wiry Sir Through Trains to
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STATE OF OnIO, Ty
CUYAHOGA CouRNTY, sa. t
NOTICE is hereby xiven that the fnal ac-
count of H. D. Smith, assignee of John
‘A. Church, has been filed in the court of in-
solvency of Cuyahoga county, Ohio, and that
said account will be for hearing in said court
on the 7th day of June, 1900, at 9:30 o'clock
am
All persons interested in sald account are
required to make their exceptions thereto, if
any they have, before said hearing, otherwise
the same will be then approved.
JosePx C. BLOCK,
Judge and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Court of
Insolvency,
By J. A. Watke, Deputy Clerk. -
DIVORCE NOTICE,
Katherine M. eee vibe ante: vs. Henry
F. Cassidy. defendant. ie defendant, Henry
F. Cassidy, whose last known place of resi-
dence was Denver, Colorado, is hereby notified
that the pee Katherine M. Cassidy, on the
Ist day of May, A. D. 1900, filed her petition in
the Court of Common Pleas of Cuyuhoga Coun-
ty, Ohio, praying to be divorced from said
Gotendant. "Phe grounds alleged in said peuition
are willful absence for 3 years past, and gross
‘Reglect of duty. Said ouuse is No. 70871, and
will be ready for hearing on and after 6 weeks
from the first publication of this notice.
GW. SNIDER, Plainut's Attorney.
Enclose 2c stamp for reply, and we will send
Particulars telling how you can make from $75.
to $1g0 per month, aud sixo be presemted wit
afine Gold Watch. Address
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Scan se all ‘drug sroret, cr sent by mail to|
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Richmond, Va. #a-Big Money jor Agents.
‘Write for Terms.
Local agent for Cleveland, MRS. J. 8
‘THOMAS. No. 672 Sterling Ave.
Where to Locate?
WHY, IN THE TERRITORY
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-In—
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Alabama,
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WHERE
Farmers, Fruit Growers,
Stock Raisers, Manufacturers,
Investors, Speculators
and Money Lenders
will find the greatest chancer in the United
States to make ‘big money” by reason of the
abundance and cheapness of
Land and Farms, f
i Timber and Stone,
Iron and Coal,
Labor— Everything!
pre siter, financial astistance, and freedom
from taxstion, for the manufacturer.
and and farms at $1.00 per acre and up-
wards, and 500,000 acres in West Florida that
= be taken gratis under U. S. Homestead
laws.
| Stockraising in the Gulf Coast District will
make enormous profits.
HALF FAME EXCURSIONS THE FIRST AND
TUESDAYS OF EACH MONTB.
Let us know what you want, and we will
tell you where and how to get it—but don’t
delay, as the country is filling up rapidly.
Printed matter, maps and all information
free, Address,
R. J. WEMYSS,
General Immigration and Industrial Agent,
; LOUISVILLE, KY.
A Spring Outing!
ON ACCOUNT OF
VIA
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Big Four Route
| On May 28th and 30th, the popular
“Big Four Route” will sell tickets be-
tween all stations within a distance of
150 miles from starting point at a rate of
One and One-Third Fare
FOR THE ROUND THIP
Tickets will be Good for Return to and
ineluding May 31, 1900. ’
For full information and particulars
as to rates, tickets, limits, ete., call on
Agents “Big Four Route,” or address
the undersigned.
| WARREN J. LYNCR_ W. P_ DEPPE.
| Genl Pass. & Tkt age AG. P&T Age
7 CINCINNATI, O.
_D. JAY COLLVER;
116 Buclid Ave, CLEVELAND, O,
Fora SUMMER CRUISE take the
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NEW STEEL ae COMFORT,
eS STE et
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A Former American Settled in Canada Flooded with Inquiries.
A short time since a letter appeared in these columns signed by Mr. W. H. Kinkade, of Alameda, Assiniboia, Western Canada, which caused that gentleman to receive a great many inquiries, most of them anxious to know if the letter was genuine. To a large number of the inquiries answers were sent, but it was impossible to reply to all. We take pleasure in submitting to our readers a specimen of replies sent by Mr. Kinkade:
"Yes, the letter dated December 22, 1899, supposed to have been written by me which you saw in your local papers was genuine and contained facts. I will say of the information received from the Canadian Government agents prior to coming here, I did not find a single untrue statement. The Canadian government is an honorable one and its agents dare not misrepresent this country or they would lose their job. There is quite a bit of land for homesteading yet, very little close to market, but mainly from six to twenty miles from stations. The country hereabouts is a prairie, nearly level, slightly rolling, not a rough country by any means. Homestead entries cost ten dollars; on land that has been cancelled there is a five-dollar cancellation fee extra and in some cases an inspection fee of five dollars, and where the former occupant has made any substantial improvements there are small amounts to pay for improvements. This is a poor place for a poor man unless he has brains and muscle and "git and grit," but with these requisites he can succeed. The population of this part of Assiniboia has doubled during the past two years. There has been as much prairie broken the past two years as was already broken previous to 1898. C. P. R. land (odd sections) joining homestead land sells at three dollars per acre. Improved quarters within four to five miles of town sell at $1,000 this spring. This is not a Garden of Eden at all. No man need think he can come here and get rich in a short time without much labor, but if he will work and be saving he can soon be an independent farmer tilling his own soil and getting good returns for his labor.
"We burn coal, which costs us $1.85 per load at the mines which are 20 miles southwest of us.
"People with stock and machinery should come in May, so as to have all June to break in. Those who expect to work for wages for the first year or two should come by the end of July to work through harvest and threshing and then go to the coalfields and work all winter, and by spring he could be ready to improve homestead.
"A quarter-section of railway land sells at three dollars per acre. The interest is all figured up and a man has about $71 to pay cash, and if he breaks at least ten acres first breaking season his $21 interest for the first year is thrown off and the second fall following purchase he has $60 to pay and then $60 to pay for eight more falls, which makes a total of $611 the quarter costs him, including all interest. Paying for a quarter of land that way is like keeping a life insurance policy paid, only it does not take so long to do it. By a man homesteading one quarter and buying another quarter gives him a chance to have a 320-acre farm all his own and have it paid for in ten years and after that he is sure of an easy living if he is any good at all.
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I. EDGAR JONES.
WHAT I'm goin' ter tell ye happened—lemme see—wall, I doan-no—mebbe two, mebbe four er five year sence. I wuz mate of a pearlin' schooner b'longin' ter Sevuka, lyn' daouwn to Rotumah. Ware we'dwn bein' the reef wuz middlin' deep—deep 'nuff ter make eour b'ys fall on deck when they come up with a load, 'n' lie there like dead uns fers 'bout ten minits befo' they k'd move agin'. "Twuz slaughterin' divin'; but the shell wuz thick 'n' no mistake; 'n' eour ole man wuz a hustler—s'longs' he got shell he didn't vally a few dern Kanakers peggin' eout neow 'n' then. We'd alost three with sharks, 'n' ef 'twan't thet th' b'ys wuz more skeered of old Hard-head than they wuz of anythin' else I doan reckon we sh'd a-got any more stuff thet trip 't all. But 'z he warnt the kind er blossom to play any games on, they kep' at it, 'n' we 'uz fillin' up. The land wuz 'bout ten miles off, 'n' they wuz 'bout fifty, er mebbe sixty fathom water b'tween the reef we wuz fishin' on n' the nearest p'int. Wall, 'long 'bout eight bells in the afternoon I uz a-standin' by the galley door watchin' a Kanaker crawlin' inboard very slow' bein' most done up. Five er six ov 'em uz hangin' roun' 'bout ter start below agen, 'n' th' ole man uz a-blarsfemin' gashly at 'em fer bein' so slow. Right in the middle ov his sermont I seed 'im go green in the face, 'n' make a step from the rail, with both hans helt up in front ov 'im''s if he wuz skeered 'most ter deth. 'N' he wuz, too. There cum lickin' inboard after him a long gray slitherin' thing like a snake 'ith no head, but a lot uv saucers stuck onto it bottom up. 'N' befo' I'd time ter move, bein' most sort er paralyzed, several more of the dern things wus a-sleakin' around all over the deck. The fust one got the skipper good 'n' tight 'ith a round turn above his arms, 'n I saw him a-sladin' away. The schooner wuz a-rollin' 's if in a big swell—which ther warnt a sign of, 's I c'd see. But them snaky things went quicker 'n' thinkin' all over her, 'n' befo' yew c'd say 'knife' every galoot, includin' me, wuz a-goin' long with 'em back to where they'd come from.
"Say, d'yew ever wake up all alive, 'cep' yew couldn' move ner speak, only know all wuz goin' on, 'n' do the pow'flesst thinkin' 'bout things yew ever did in yer life? Yes, 'n' that's hawo I wuz then. When the cold gristly sarpint cum coddlin' roun' me, 'n' the saucers got to me 's if they'd suck out me very bow'ls, I'd a-g'n Mount Morgan ter died; but I couldn't ev'n go mad. I saw the head ov the Thing them arms b'longed ter, 'n' 'twuw wuss' n the horrors, cause I wuz sane 'n' cool n'c'lected. The eyes wuz black 'n' a foot or more across 'n when I looked into 'em I seed meself a-comin'"
He was silent for a minute, but shaking as if with palsy. I laid my hand on his arm, not known' what to say, and he looked up wistfully, sayin: "Thenks, shimate; that's good." Then he went on again:
"The whole Thing went back'ards takin' us along; 'n' I remember thinkin' ez we went of the other Kanakers below that hedn't come back. I he'd the bubbles's each of us left the sunshine but never a cry, never another soun'. The las' thing I remember seein' 'bove me wuz th' eend of the schooner's mainboom, which wuz guyed out to larberd some, 'n looked like a big arm struck stiff an' helpless, though wishful to save. Down I went, that clingin' snaky coil 'round me tighter 'n my skin. But wut wuz strangest ter me wuz the fact that not only I didn't drown, but I felt no sort er disconvenience frum being below the water. 'N at last, when I reached the coral, though I dessay I looked corpse enough. 'twuz only my looks, fur I felt, lackin' my not bein' able ter move, breathe, er speak, ze peart 'n' fresh ez I do naow. The clutch that hed ben squeezin' me so all-fired tight begun to slack, 'n' I felt more comf'ble; 'n' ef 't'adn' ben for the reck'lection uv them eyes 'n' that berryin'-ground' ov a mouth, I doan'no but wut I might ha' been a'most happy. But I lay thar, with the rest uv my late shipmates, sort er ready for consumpshun, like the flies in the corner of a spider's web; 'n' thet guv me a pow'ful heap ov a bad time.
"After awhile the quiet of the place begun ter breed strange noshuns in my he'd—jest like 's if I wuz dreamin', though wide awake 'z ever I wuz in all my life. I jest 'peared to be 'way back at the beginnin' uv things, befo' they wuz anythin' else but water, 'n' wut life there wuz in them early days hed ter dew 'ithout air er sun er light. I'd read the Bible some—not ter say frequent, 'n', bein' but a poor skollar, Jennersez wuz 'bout 'fur's i got. But onct a Blue-nose I wuz shipmates with wuz pow'ful fond uv one er the Bible yarns he called the Book uv Jobe, 'n' he use' ter read thet off ter me 'twell I nearly got it through he he'd solid. Anyway, much ov it kem back ter me neow—bits 'bout the foundayshons ov the world, 'n' the boun's ov the sea, 'n' such like.
" 'N' all the time overright me in the mouth ov a gre't cave, with them res'less thutty-foot feelers ever a-twistin' 'n' wrigglin' aroun', wuz the Thing it-
THE GAZETTE, CLEVELAND, O., SATURDAY, MAY 19, 1900.
self, them awful eyes just a-showin' like moons made ov polished jet, in the dimness. Some ov my shipmates wuz gone, the skipper among 'em; but some, like me, wuz layin' quiet 'n straight; while all about us the fish ov every shape 'n' size wuz a-glidin' slow 'n' stealthy like.
"It seemed so long I laid thar that I felt able to remember every bush 'n' bough ov coral, every bowlder, that in queerest shapes yew ever see lay scattered aroun'. At last, never havin' quite lost sight of the horrible, ungodly Thing in the cave yander, I see It kem eout. I never knowed thar wuz a God till then. Sence the time, whenever I hear some mouthy critter provin', ez he calls it, poor child, thether ain't, 'n can't be, any God, I feel thet sorry fer him I c'd jest sail right in 'n' lam' the foggy blether out'n his foolskull. But, ez I wuz a-sayin', eout kem the Thing, till I see the hull gr't carcass ov It, bigger 'n the biggest sparm whale I ever see, just a-haulin' 'n' a-warpin' along by them wanderin' arms over the hills 'n' hallers ov the reef to'rds me. It floated between me 'n' wut light ther wuz, which wuz suthin' ter be thankful fer, fer I'd a-gi'n my life ter be able to shet my eyes from it 'n' wut wuz comin'. It hung over me, 'n' I felt the clingin' suckers closin' all aroun' me, when all of a sudden they left me ag'in. The gret' black shadder moved ter one side 'n' daound through that clear water cum a sparm whale, graceful 'n' easy' s an albacore. I never thought much of old squar-head's looks before, but, I'm telling' ye, then he looked like a shore-'nough angel 'longside thet frightful, crawlin', clammy sea-sarpient.
"But I hedn't much time ter reflect, fer the whale had come on bizness, 'n' ther' wan't any percastination 'bout him. When he got putty close up to the Thing that wuz backin' uneasily away, he sorter rounded to like a boat comin' 'longside, only' sted ov comin' roun' he come over clar he'd over flukes. His jawwuz hangin' daown baout twenty foot with all the big teeth a-shinin', 'n' next I knew he'd got the goldurned Thing in his mouth with a grip right behin' them awful eyes. Roun' come the tangle of arms like the sails of the windmill lacin'; clutchin', tearin' at the whale's head. But they might so well have hugged the Solander Rock. It made no sorter diffrance ter him, 'n' his jaw kep' on workin' fer all it wuz worth a-sawin' off the tremenjus he'd of the Thing. Then the light went eout. My gosh! the water wuz jest turned inter ink, 'n' though yew c'd feel the sway 'n' swirl ov the gret't struggle like the screw race ov some big liner they wan't nothin' ter be seen. So I reckon the Thing I'd been puzzlin' ter fine a name fer wuz jest the Gre't Mogul ov all the cuttlefish.
"Wall, I wuz sorter int'rested in this mush 'n' very much wanted ter see it through, but the satisfacshun wuz denied me. All the churnin' 'n' thrashin' went on jest above me in pitch-dark 'n' grave-quiet. Bimeby the water ceased to bile aroun' 'n' got clearer, till after awhile I c'd see gre't shadders above movin' swifly. Thesea took on anuther color quite fermiliar ter me, sorter yaller, a-mixin' ov red 'n' blue. Funniest thing wuz the carm way I wuz a-takin' ov it all jest like a man lookin' out'n a b'loon at a big fight, er a spectayter in a g'lanty show hevin' no pusal concern in the matter 't all. Presently sneakin' along comes a white streak cluss ter me. Long befo' it touched me I knew it fer wut it wuz, n' then I wuz in de'dly fear less the hope uv life after all sh'd rouse me eout uv this yer trance or whatever it wuz. 'Twuz a whale-line from some whale-ship's boat a-fishin' overhe'd. It kem right to me. It teched me, 'n' I felt s' if I must come to 'n' die right there 'n' then. But it swep' right under me, 'n' then settled daown, coil after coil, till I wuz fair snarled up in it. By this time the water'd got so soupy that I couldn't see nothin', but 'twa'n't long befo' I felt myself a-risin,—out uv the belly uv hell, ez Jonah sez.
"Up I kem at a good lick till all uv a sudden I sees God's light, smell's His air, 'n hears voices uv men. Gosh, but wa'n't they gallied when they see me. Blameef I didn't think they'd lemme go ag'in. The fust one ter git his brains ter work wuz the bow oarsman, a nigger, who leaned over the gunnel, his face greeny gray with fright, 'n grabbed me by the hair. Thet roused the rest, 'n I wuz hauled in like a whiz. "It didn't seem ter strike any ov 'em that I moutn't be so dead after all, though fortnitly fer me they conlooded ter take me aboard with 'em. So I laid thar in the bottom uv the boat while they finished haulin' line. Ther wuz a clumsy feller among 'em thet made a slip, hittin' me an ugly welt on the nose as he wuz fallin'. Nobody took any notice till presently one uv 'em hollers: 'Why, dog my cats ef that corpse ain't got a nose-blood.' This startled 'em all, fer I never met a ga-loot so looyy ez ter think a de'd man c'd bleed. How'ever they jist lit eout fer the ship like sixty 'n' h'isted me aboard. 'Twuz er long time befo' they my works a-tickin' ag'in, but they done it at last, 'n' once more I wuz a livin man among livin' men." -Cornhill Magazine.
Comedy and Tragedy
Comedy and tragedy.
Into the terrible tragedy of war are inserted now and then bits of comedy and kindliness, which, like Shakespeare's jesters, lighten the otherwise intolerable gloom. During the Zulu war in South Africa an overwhelming force of natives was opposed to a little band of English sailors. From the Zulu host stepped a warrior laden with an ancient firearm, which he calmly mounted upon a tripod in the open, while the sailors looked on, admiring his pluck, but wondering much what he proposed to do. At last one jovial tar suggested that their photographs were about to be taken, and by common consent no shots were fired. Having loaded his piece with great deliberation, the Zulu primed it, sighted it, and, leaning hard upon its breech, he fired. The recoil knocked him head over heels backward, while a great roar went up from the delighted sailors. He sat up, looked dazed, and then, the amusement over, he, with his countrymen, charged, and were annihilated by a volley from the steadily aimed pieces of the little band of bluejackets.
Cecil Rhodes' Home.
Cecil Rhodes affects Dutch furniture and designs for his home in South Africa. There is very little about the place that seems English.
CURRENT TOPICS
Australia coins its own gold, but not its silver.
There are 9,000 cells in a square foot of honeycombs.
A native Eskimo has been ordained as a Swedish minister in Chicago.
In 1880 there were 220 horses in Australia; in 1900 there are 2,000,000.
England received $525,242 worth of shoes from the United States in 1899.
In ten months of 1899 Bremen imported 1,045,635 bales of American cotton.
Ex-Gov. Wolcott, of Massachusetts, is to make a trip to the Philippines early in the fall.
The mortality in Rome has been reduced within a few years from 25 per 1,000 to 15 per 1,000.
An Indianapolis man, operated upon recently for appendicitis, was found to have two appendicitis.
The great popular maladies, throat, nasal and bronchial catarrh, are quite unknown in Spitzbergen.
Judge George F. Gaber is making arrangements to set out 200,000 peach trees near Woodstock, Ga.
Africa is now owned by Belgium, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Germany, France and Great Britain.
Russian law allows a man to marry only four times, and he must marry before he is 80 or not at all.
Rain has never been known to fall in that part of Egypt between the two lower falls of the Nile.
Thirty years ago there were only about 25 explosive compounds known. Now there are more than 1,100.
Spain has more sunshine than any country in Europe. The average is 3,000 hours; in England it is 1,400.
The contract has been awarded for the building of a six-story hotel in Mobile. The structure will cost $130,000.
The princess of Wales has adopted the reigning fashionable fad of fencing and has acquired great skill with the foils.
The yearly loss in value of gold coins by wear and tear while in circulation amounts to about $2,000 in every $5,000,000.
Municipal authorities in Chicago expect the coming school census to show that the population of the city is over 2,000,000.
President Loubet, of France, is posing for Denis Puech, the well known French sculptor, who is making a bust of the chief executive.
Gainesville, Ga., has saved $25,000 in interest by refunding $30,000 7 per cent. bonds at $4½ per cent. They are to run for thirty years.
A gold mine has been located on one of the streets of Keswick, Shasta county, Cal., and there are indications of an oil vein in another.
Henry Clews is reported as saying hat he considers Mrs. Hetty Green the equal of Russell Sage in conducting a business transaction.
In the remote parish of Markby, in Lincolnshire, England, stands a little thatched church, probably the only one existing in Great Britain. Senator Platt, of New York, is a licensed pharmacist, and if he is ever "turned down" by his political enemies can still manage to make a living. The Canadian government has sent a representative of the census department to New York to study the methods employed in counting the population of the metropolitan district.
Jules Verne does not care for notoriety and lion hunters, and that is one reason why he does not live in Paris, but at Amiens. There he has a fine villa, with a large garden, in the quietest street.
Four miners were entombed for 12 days lately in the Matsuyasu colliery in Japan. They did without food all the time, and for most of the time without light and were none the worse when dug out.
Owing to the large number of deaths caused by enteric fever in South Africa, the British war office is now including two flannel belts in the outfit of every man going out. They are excellent safeguards against the disease.
Corks that have been steeped in vaselin are said to be an excellent substitute for glass stoppers without their disadvantages. They are not affected by acids or chemical fumes, and they do not become fixed by a blow or by long disuse.
Some of the London doctors are going in strongly for a new and fashionable cure for their adult patients who suffer from indigestion, etc. They prescribe a quarter of an hour's vigorous exercise in the morning and skipping the rope.
To provide drinking water on loomotives a southern man has designed a tank to fit in one side of the large water tank on the tender, the body of the small tank being surrounded by the water in the large tank to keep the drinking water cool.
Bishop Brooke was quite portly of figure and used to laughingly lay claim to being the most polite man in Boston, because whenever he got up in a crowded street car he gave two ladies a seat.
In the Canadian northwest provinces there are probably more colonists of different nations than are to be found on any equal area elsewhere in the world.
There were no white inhabitants in Kansas in 1850; in 1856 there were less than 10,000; and in 1860 but 107,000. At the first enumeration, March, 1809, her population was 1,425,119. All the soap in Paraguay is made from coco oil. Cows eat the pulp from the nuts, leaving the hull enclosing the kernel clean and smooth. A cow will clean forty to fifty nuts per night. The Gersoppa falls, on the Sharavatti river, in South Kanara, India, are larger and more magnificent than Niagara. The water makes a clear drop of 830 feet.
American lard sells in Singapore at twenty-four cents a pound in tenpound cans. American canned fruits, vegetables and meats, as well as American buggies, are also sold there. Adelbert S. Hay, the American consul at Pretoria, has received from England and Cape Colony six and a half tons of gifts for British prisoners. The Transvaal authorities admitted the articles free of duty.
HE MADE HER TIRED.
"Anything wrong?" asked the hotel clerks of the New York drummer who had just got home from the west, relates the Buffalo Courier.
"I was thinking," was the reply. "I rode from Toledo to Buffalo with the prettiest girl I ever saw."
"But that didn't hurt you. Who was she?"
"Can't tell."
"You didn't introduce yourself and get her card in return?"
"No."
"No particular trouble, eh?" solicitously insisted the clerk.
"Well, it was this way," replied the traveler, as he braced up for the explanation. "She sat opposite me, you know, and I tried for an hour to catch her eye. She simply ignored me and gazed out of the window. Then I rose and handed her a magazine, but she declined with thanks. Ten minutes later I bought the latest novel out, but she said she didn't care to read. Then I bought some fruit, but she would accept none. She also ignored me when I tried to draw her out on music."
"But you persisted?"
"Oh, yes. That is, I was about to make another attempt to enter into conversation when the train came to a halt at a town and the girl beckoned me over. I was there in an instant, and with the sweetest smile you ever saw she asked me if I would do her a slight favor."
"With all my heart," I hastened to say.
"Well," she said, smiling even more sweetly, "suppose you leave the train here and take the next one that follows, for you have made me dead tired, and I feel like taking a nap."
"Good gracious," whispered the clerk.
"Yes, sir," said the drummer, as he reached for a cigar, "and I want to go up to my room and sit and think and try and figure it out. Perhaps it's time I left the road and settled down at home."
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An Ironic Condolence
When a man becomes suddenly rich it not infrequently follows that he becomes as suddenly oblivious to his old friends. Thus, a Persian having obtained a lucrative position at court, a friend of his came shortly afterward to congratulate him thereon. The new courrier asked him: "Who are you and why do you come here?" The other coolly replied: "Do you not know me, then? I am your old friend, and am come to condole with you, having heard that you had lately lost your sight."—San Francisco Wave.
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Ostentation.
"Such ostentation I never saw in my life," declared Mrs. Nugget, of Dawson City, after her return from church on Easter Sunday.
"What was it, my dear?" asked Mr. Nugget, who had remained at home.
"Why, that odious Mrs. Placer had her new bonnet festooned with strings of dried beans."
Coughing Leads to Consumption
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Carter's Ink Is the Best Ink made, but no dearer than the poorest. Has the largest sale of any ink in the world.
"How was Admiral Dewey's naval rank reduced when he got married?" "He became Mrs. Dewey's second mate."—Argonaut.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c.
The only reason some persons pay their debts is so that they will feel free to borrow again.—N. Y. Press.
I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consumption has an equal for coughs and colds.—John F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind., Feb. 15, 1900.
The hen-pecked husband finds small consolation in the fact that she won't let anyone else nag him.—Chicago Democrat.
It requires no experience to dye with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. Simply boiling your goods in the dye is all that's necessary. Sold by all druggists.
Be polite to some people, and they will at once become disagreeable and impudent.—Atchison Globe.
Beauty marred by a bad complexion may be restored by Glenn's Sulphur Soap. Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye, 50 cents.
It sometimes happens that a man of resources is one who has ingenious methods of contracting liabilities.—Chicago Daily News.
Love in a boat isn't apt to wonder how deep the water is.—Chicago Democrat.
"Much learning maketh a man mad," says one proverb, and another says: "A little learning is a dangerous thing," so what are you going to do about it?—Chicago Daily News.
Thorax—"Hullo, Howler, out of work?" Howler—"Rather." Thorax—"I hear Carte D'Oil is hard up for a tenor just now." Howler—"So am I, old man. I s'pose you couldn't —?" Thorax—"Fraid not."—Judy.
"He acted quite well to-night," said Hamphat's friend, "despite the fact that he was sick." "More probably it was because of that fact," remarked the critic. "Because he was sick?" "Yes. You see, he wasn't himself to-night."—Philadelphia Press.
An Atchison business man says that the desire to look out of a window is responsible for half the failures in life. He says that the people rubber too much; the working day is short, and the man whose desk is near a window spends a great part of it in looking out.—Atchison Globe.
Fay—"That Miss Snapp is just hateful, isn't she?" May—"Yes. You were present yesterday when she told me I was 'the homestead girl in our set,' weren't you?" Fay—"Yes, and I gave her a piece of my mind about it afterward." May—"That was kind of you, dear; but I hope you weren't severe?" Fay—"Well, I told her she ought to remember how sensitive you must be about it."—Catholic Standard and Times.
"There goes a man," said Mr. Sherlock Holmes, "who is completely under petticoat government." "Of course you know something about the man?" suggested the interested interlocutor. "Never saw him before in my life," replied the great detective. "It is all a part of my art. Perhaps you saw him kick that dog just a moment ago? Well, he spoke in an angry manner to the newsboy at the corner. The inevitable inference is that his wife is a little bit of a woman, and that he is afraid to death of her."—Boston Transcript.
Such as, the Speed of the Press—the Texture of the Paper—the Temperature of the Press Room, etc. It goes FARTHER—ADDS to the look of a paper—and IS CHEAP or at least ECONOMICAL, which is THE TEST for the word CHEAP.
NEW USE FOR RABBIT'S FOOT.
Furnishes Grease to Rub on Gums of Teething Baby, Says a Doctor.
"Yes, we doctors have some funny experiences," said a doctor recently, according to a Chicago exchange. "Now, I never under any circumstances interfere with a patient's superstitions. Lots of my patients carry and wear charms of some sort, and an old man always has a potato in his pocket to guard against rheumatism. He will send for me when he is having pretty sharp twings. 'Well, doctor,' he will say, 'same old story.' Pears like I never will learn no sense. Here I goes to church Sunday night and forgits all about my pertater, and what else could you expect from a man that ain't got no more sense. Here I am, laid on my back, and you bet I don't forgit that pertater in a hurry again.' And I always sympathize with him and tell him of hypothetical cases I have known in which the pertater played a part, and it is no end of fun. But the queerest remedy I ever heard of was told to me the other day. I was called to see a little baby and found that it was sick and feverish, cutting teeth.
"I thought that was the trouble," said the pretty young mother, 'and so I just hustled around and got some rabbit's foot grease.'
"What for?" Iasked.
for I asked.
"Why, to rub on his gums,' she replied, in an astonished tone; 'don't you think it is good?"
"Excellent,' I replied, 'but be sure you rub it hard, and don't put much of the grease on your finger; just the least bit will bring the teeth through,' and before I left she had fallen to rubbing—and, after all, who knows?" and the doctor smiled dreamily.
Defined.
Willie—Pa, what's a p-h-i-l-a-n-t-h-r-o-p-i-s-t?
Pa—My son, he is a man who spends his time inducing other people to spend their money for charity.—Philadelphia Press.
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Recreation.
"Have you had a vacation this summer,
Mr. Carli?" asked Tennot.
Mr. Cavil?" asked Tenspot.
"Weil, my wife took me to the cemetery once to see the grave of her first husband."— Judge.
SEE TO THE WALLS.
A Danger in Schoolrooms and How to Prevent It.
Owing to the gathering of so many different classes of persons therein, the interior walls of churches, schoolhouses, hospitals, etc., are apt to become repositories of disease germs unless preventive measures are taken. These walls should always be coated with a clean and pure cement, such as Alabasine, which is disinfectant in its nature and more convenient to renew and retint than any other wall coating. The first cost is no greater than for inferior work, while renewals are more easily and cheaply made.
Willing to Show 'Em
An honest young man, who had escaped a great peril by an act of heroism, was much complimented for his bravery.
One lady said: "I wish I could have seen your feat."
Whereupon he blushed and stammered, and finally pointing to his pedal extremities, said: "Well, here they be, mum."—St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Grain-O Made Her Fat.
Genesee Pure Food Co., Le Roy, N. Y.: Having used your Grain-O for the past three months I thought I would write and let you know how much good it has done me. When I was away on my vacation last summer the people I visited asked me to try Grain-O, and I drank some, but I didn't like it at all. But the more I drank the better I liked it, and now I wouldn't drink anything else. I never weighed over 106 pounds, and last winter I was down to 103 pounds, and now I weigh 120, and never felt better in my life. It gives me an awful appetite, and makes me strong. It is doing me more good than anything I ever took, and I would recommend it to everybody.
Pepprey-No, I won't have anything more for you. Your work last week displeased me very much.
Laundryman—What's the matter; wasn't it well done?
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Unwelcome Friendship.
"I want to say to you," roared the red-faced passenger, "that I am a friend to the Boers, all the time."
"Well," said the slim passenger, who was in a corner of the car, where he couldn't escape, "I hadn't thought much about it, but if you are with them I am sorry for them myself."—Indianapolis Press.
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It is not considered good form for a red-haired girl to ride a white bicycle. This is important and should be remembered.—Danville Commercial.
Some men live and learn, while others devote their time to talking about things of which they know absolutely nothing.—Chicago Daily News.
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It doesn't make a bill any smaller to file it away.—Philadelphia Record.
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