The Gazette
Saturday, December 13, 1902
Cleveland, Ohio
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Mrs. Walter Brown is a clerk in Peter Witt's tax department at a salary of $3 per day.
The Men's Auxiliary never got the promised good report from the Old Folks' Home association.
Walter Brown underwent an operation for tumor last week. Drs. Dale and Feilan performed it. Patient is doing well.
It is said that John Fulton has bought a half interest in a saloon at the corner of Huntington street and Central avenue. Cards are out announcing a masquerade to be given by the Young Ladies' Athletic Club at the Alta House, Mayfield Heights, the 26th. Silas Johnson was sent to the penitentiary last week for a term of 15 years for breaking into the house of Attorney Sheldon some months ago.
Mrs. T. W. Cole, of 39 Arthur street, will leave the first of next week for Indianapolis, Ind., where she was called by her father's illness. A. H. Evans, brother of G. W. Evans, of Central avenue, who resided here for years, is now in Pasadena, Cal., and has a position there that pays him $1,800 a year. Mrs. Ida B. Wells, of Lisbon, and Miss Sadie Green, of Salem, were Gazette callers last Thursday. The latter will remain here for the winter—at the New Amsterdam. Common Pleas Judge-elect Thomas Kennedy has appointed his friend, H. T. Eubanks, bailiff in his new court, it is said. The latter fought hard for the place. Congratulate Eubanks.
It was Dr. A. J. Howard's brother's wife's mother who died recently and was buried from the Second A. M. E. church, and not Dr. Howard's mother. The doctor's mother is not dead. Chas. W. Chesnutt, esq., will be the guest of the Men's club of Emmanuel Episcopal church (white) Monday evening, at the parish house, and will read selections from his own writings. It is simply astonishing the mass of miserable stuff in the small stores and meat shops of the city that is worked off on our people. Pay more attention to things you purchase and the weight given you.
There will be an open meeting of the honorary members of Mt. Zion Missionary society on Monday evening, December 15. The ladies will serve them with a light lune... Mrs. J. C. Brice, of 11 Vine street, secretary.
The sum of $264 was raised at the grand rally at Shiloh church Nov. 30 and Dec. 7. This includes the $50 given by the Elkanah Club and $25 by the Young Ladies' Loyalty Club. Each male member of the church was pledged to give $1.50 and each lady member $1.
Rev. Edward S. Doan, rector of St. Andrew's church, will preach the sixth of a series of sermons on the Apostle's Creed to-morrow evening. Special music by the choir. The giving of the sacred cantata has been postponed until the second week in January.
Cleveland needs an up-to-date grocery store and meat shop run by Afro-Americans. If properly conducted and located near either Greenwood street, Sterling avenue or Hackman street, on Central avenue, they would prove money-makers for any person.
Mr. Black (who until recently owned the "Poindexter" restaurant on Central avenue, near the corner of Greenwood street) and a friend, are to open a restaurant in the frame building on Brownell street opposite Central avenue, known as the "White House."
"The Malden with the Dreamy Eyes," composed by Johnson, Cole and Johnson, well-known song composers of our race, was sung by Anna Held and Joseph W. Herbert at the Opera House last week in the musical pot-pourri, "The Little Duchess." The song proved a great hit, and is now being sung on the streets.
"Lewie" Johnson was successful in a higher court in his suit against the Humphrey Co. on account of color or race discrimination at Euclid Beach. Another victory for Hon. Harry C. Smith's Ohio Civil Rights law under which the suit was instituted. More of our people who have cause should do likewise and such discrimination in local public places would soon cease. The case has been appealed to the supreme court.
Frank Brown, of Bolivar street, was caught after a long chase Monday night by Officers McTigue and Madison and locked up at the Central police station on the charge of burglary and larceny. In Brown's pockets the police found about two hundred pennles and a large quantity of nickles in addition to a revolver. The officers say that Brown admitted that he had entered the store of B. Muskovitz at No. 94 Scovill avenue.
The third "Pop" concert by the Great Western band will be given tomorrow (Sunday) afternoon at Grays' armory. The band will be assisted by Miss C. E. Wilson, whistling soloist; Wm. Barnes, cornet; Anton Polak, trombone; Frank Hruby is director. Judging from the program the concert Sunday will be unusually good—above the average. Between selections Nos. 2 and 3 "Stand Pat March," by Mrs. Dr. Koller, will be played; between Nos. 3 and 4 a new two-step entitled "Na Marjance or
THE GAZETTE, CLEVELAND, O., SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1902.
the Village Tavern," by F. Hruby, jr.; between Nos. 5 and 6 Mr. Sam Fox's Tan Tivy (new march); and between Nos. 7 and 8 "The Steel King March" will be played. More of our people should attend these concerts. It is an opportunity that as many as possible should avail themselves of.
After a funeral at Shiloh Baptist church on Sterling avenue two weeks ago Friday, a hot "fistic" encounter took place between two young women prominent in the church work, namely, Miss Cora Annis, of Laurel street, secretary, and Miss Almeata Johnson, of Greenwood street, organist. It is said Miss Johnson remained in the church on the day in question after nearly all had gone and going to the door, called back Miss Annis. When the latter returned, Miss Johnson, so it is said, jumped on her, knocked her down and otherwise maltreated her. The latter, the story goes, made no endeavor to strike back, saying she would not do so in a church. Neighbors hearing a scuffle ran in. It is said that it took three of them to get Miss Johnson off Miss Annis.
After a second trial Charles Johnson was convicted of robbery by the criminal jury. It was charged that Johnson, together with a woman by the name of Bertha Lee held up Isaac H. Parker and robbed him of $18. Both Johnson and the Lee woman were indicted for the crime by the grand jury. They were placed upon trial together. A peculiar incident occurred during first trial. The two prisoners are colored and upon the jury there was one colored man. This man refused to convict the couple, while the other eleven jurors, who were white, maintained that they were guilty. The man, however, stuck to his point and prevented the rendering of a verdict. It was then decided to try the couple separately. Johnson was placed upon the stand and convicted. The Lee woman will be tried later.
The meeting at Mt. Zion church on Monday evening to give public expression, commendatory to President Roosevelt's now famous letter to the prejudiced white citizen of South Carolina, was quite uvely at times. Rev. J. S. Jackson, pastor of the church, presided. A set of resolutions was adopted and then the following delivered short addresses: C. W. Hines, James M. Tilley, Frank Lee, N. Brascher, Rev. W. J. Johnson, Rev. W. R. Wilson and others. Mr. Tilley stirred up the meeting a little by asking why President Roosevelt had said nothing in his message relative to the greatest problem with which this country has to deal and by reminding Alex. H. Martin of the fact that not so long ago he was a candidate for nomination as justice of the peace on the democratic ticket. Martin was one of the promoters of the meeting and chairman of the committee on resolutions, Lewis E. Johnson and W. O. Bowles being the other members. The idea of the last named holding such a position in a meeting called to praise the president for writing a letter against the "color line" at the south, while he (Bowles) is running a "color line" barber shop out on Central avenue, is ridiculous in the extreme. This is toleration with a vengeance. The pastor of St. John's church, Rev. Johnson, wisely called the meeting's attention to the fact made so plain in the communication published in The Gazette of last week and written by Mr. Will Harris, of Indianapolis, and admonished those present to be more conservative and less anxious to fall upon the president's neck and worship as a result of his excellent letter. Frank Lee began his speech with a little wordy tilt with the pastor, Rev. Jackson, and Mr. Hines "shook a few rain drops from the clouds" in his enthusiastic praise of Mr. Roosevelt. He was the "star of the evening."
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They Saw the President.
Newport News, Va.—A delegation left here for Washington to attend an audience which the president granted to representative Afro-Americans from this state at the White House on the 3d. They preferred charges against the republican machine in this state for favoring the "lily white" party.
BOOKER T. DENIES
"Backing" Dr. Crum and Says He Avoids Politics—It "Sounds."
"Backing" Dr. Crum and Says He Avoids Politics—It "Sounds."
Charleston, S. C.—Booker Washington has written a letter to southern newspapers in which he declares that he took no part in advocating the appointment of Dr. W. D. Crum collector of customs at Charleston. The statement was frequently published that Mr. Washington urged President Roosevelt to give Dr. Crum the office. Mr. Washington takes exception to this. Among other things he says:
"Whatever conferences I have had with the president or with any public official have grown out of my position, not as a politician, but as an educator. It should be borne in mind that there are about 9,000,000 Afro-Americans in the United States who are liable under the law for taxes and military services and who are punishable for infraction of the law. These people at present have no member of their race in the national lawmaking body and it is right that those charged with making and executing the laws of the land should at times seek information directly from members of the Afro-American race when their interests and their relations with the whites among whom they live are concerned.
"Under no circumstances could I seek to promote political candidacies or volunteer information regarding men or measures. Nor have I done so in the past; but because of the importance I have always sought to place on education and industry among my people as the basis of friendly relations between the races. There may be occasions in the future, as there have been in the past, when if I am so required I can give information about men and measures which would tend to promote such friendly relations between the races. Such information it is my duty to give when it is asked for."
EX-SLAVE NEAR 100.
POLICE Find an Aged Negro Wander-
ing Helpless in the Streets.
New York City.-Policeman Bock, of the Charles street station found an old Afro-American wandering around Bleeker and Cornellia streets Friday morning and took him to the police station. The man appeared to be suffering from illness and was unable to tell where he lived. "I've got a good home," he told acting Sergeant Shea, "but I can't remember where it is." He said his name was Aaron Williams and that he was a few months less than 100. He told the police he was once a slave owned by Col. Fairmount, who lived just outside of Norfolk, Va. He said that he accompanied the colonel when he fought under Gen. Harrison in the Indian wars and also took part in the Mexican war. He was with the Virginia Grays in the civil war, he said, and was present at Lee's surrender. The police sent him to St. Vincent's hospital.
Roberts-Davis Wedding.
Lebanon, O.-Rally at the A. M. E. church Sunday.—A very pretty wedding occurred at Mrs. Nettie Roberts' last Thursday evening. Her daughter, Miss Nellie, was married to Mr. Frank Davis. Miss Hettie Clements was maid of honor and Mr. Melvin Smith best man. Rev. J. M. Tate performed the ceremony. A folding bed was presented to the bride by the bridegroom. The out of town guests were Rev. and Mrs. Tate, of Troy, and Mr. Oliver Clement's and brother, of Franklin. Mrs. Davis is secretary of the U. C. club.—Miss Narcissa McDonald gave a "thimble" party Friday afternoon in honor of the U. C. club. The ladies are preparing some beautiful needle work for Christmas. After a short program, questions were asked pertaining to what Uncle Sam had in his trunk. Then repast was served.—Miss Roxie Wester, of Springboro, will spend the winter here.—Mrs. Mary Lawson and Mrs. M. A. Donegan are ill.
Wellsburg, W. Va., Notes.
Mrs. Lizzie Jones, formerly of Bethany, who moved to Wheeling a few years ago, died last Wednesday. Interment in Brook cemetery.—Mrs. Edward Coleman was a Pittsburg visitor last week.—Miss Emma Fitzhugh, of Steubenville, called on Mrs. Sarah Bowman, who is quite ill, last Monday.—Mr. Edward Washington, of Cumberland, passed through here Saturday.—Mr. Breedlove, of Brilliant, has been engaged in repairing the steeple of the resbyterian church.—Mr. Nathan Childs is convalescent. — Announcements of the marriage of Miss Pearl Wallace and Mr. Robert Moton are out.
Lived Under All the Presidents.
Fostoria, O.—Jefferson Scott, half Indian and the other half Negro, half white, has lived under every president of the United States. He is 108 years old, having been born in North Carolina in the year 1794, and moved to Ohio an 1864. He is now living in Seneca county with his daughter, who is 70 years old. He is erect and all his faculties are good. He attributes his old age to having faithfully obeyed the Fourth Commandment.
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Dayton, O.—Owing to ill health and the bad weather, Miss Inez Grayson, of No. 2 Pease street, who has been our agent and correspondent here for a long time, filling that position most acceptably, is forced to resign. We desire at once an active, honest and intelligent person to succeed her. For further information address the editor of The Gazette, Blackstone Bldg, Cleveland, O.
SAMUEL JONES, colored, late of Cleveland, Ohio, departed this life October 21, 1902. Albert Bernard was duly appointed administrator of the estate by the Probate Court of Cuyahoga County, Ohio. All persons who are of kn or in any way interested as heirs at law either of Samuel Jones or of his wife, deceased, will immediately give notice to W. T. Clark, attorney for said administrator, and whose office is at 503 American Trust Building. There is some property that remains to be distributed. All persons who can legally prove themselves heirs of said estate will be entitled to a distributive share in said property. ALBERT BERNARD Admn.
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Ruhs Off
Sillicus—A pretty woman doesn't always wear well.
wear well.
Excuse-No; beauty sometimes rubs off
Cynicus—No; beauty sometimes rubs off.
—Philadelphia Record.
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VENEZUELANFLEET
VENEZUELANFLEET
It Is Seized by British and German Cutters.
Three Vessels Sunk-Castro Appeals to His People to Resist the Enemy - Uncle Sam Acts as a Peacemaker-Principal Prisoners Are Released.
La Guaira, Venezuela, Dec. 11.—Ten German and four British cutters captured the Venezuelan fleet on Tuesday. They went alongside the Venezuelan vessels and ordered them to surrender, and without a shot being fired the British and German forces seized the fleet in the name of the German emperor and the king of England. Two of the vessels which were undergoing repairs were broken up. The German cruiser Panther steamed into the harbor during these proceedings with decks cleared for action. The Venezuelan steamers were taken outside the harbor and the General Crespo, Tutumo and Margarita were sunk.
At 10 o'clock Tuesday evening 130 German sailors were landed and proceeded to Cardonal, a suburb of La Guaira, in which is situated the residence of German Consul Lentz, who, with his family, they escorted back to La Guaira and placed on board the warship Vineta.
On their way back to this port the German sailors met a party of Venezuelan soldiers, but no collision took place. A landing party of 30 British seamen went to the British consulate and conducted the British consul and his family on board the Retribution.
The German and British residents here have been arrested with the exception of Messrs. Fieldwick, Prince and Lepage, the English directors of the Harbor corporation, who barricaded themselves in their house.
Paris, Dec. 11.—A Venezuelan government communication to its representative here protests that Great Britain and Germany, acting in concert, have committed an act of hostility in a manner as arbitrary as it is unprecedented by the seizure of Venezuelan vessels lying at La Guaira. The communication says that indignation in Venezuela is at its highest pitch and the government is resorting to justifiable reprisals. It has arrested the resident subjects of both hostile countries and has seized the railways and other undertakings belonging to them. At the same time adds the communication, President Castro has appealed to the Venezuelan people to take up arms. He has decreed a general amnesty for all political offenses and has ordered the restitution of the confiscated property of Venezuelan citizens.
Port of Spain, Trinidad, Dec. 11. The British cruiser Charybdis seized the Venezuelan gunboat Bolivar in this harbor Tuesday. She landed the Bolivar's officers here while the British sloop Alert took the crew of the captured gunboat to La Guaira.
The entire coast of Venezuela from the Orinoco river to La Guaira will be blockaded by British war vessels, while the Venezuelan coast from La Guaira to the Colombian frontier will be blockaded by German war vessels. Willemstad, Curacoa, Dec. 11. There was a great patriotic demonstration in Caracas when the news arrived that the British and German warships had seized the Venezuelan war vessels at La Guaira. Crowds gathered and paraded the streets of the capital, displaying banners and singing patriotic songs. Violent speeches were delivered at various points. The populace marched to the palace of President Castro, who addressed it. The mob then moved on to the German legation, shouting "Death to the Germans."
The windows were shattered with stones and attempts were made to force the doors, but the latter resisted these efforts and the wife of the German charge d'affaires, who has been ill in bed for the past two months and therefore could not leave Caracas, with her husband, was thus saved from violence.
London, Dec. 11.—Great Britain is practically at war with Venezuela, but there is no disposition here to regard the situation as particularly serious. The morning papers commenting on the situation recognize the possibility of awkward complications arising, but are disposed to believe that President Castro, after making a show of defiance, may be brought to reason without the allied powers having recourse to the seizure of the customs. Washington, Dec. 11.—The state department has been advised that a "peaceful blockade" exists at La Guaira.
Minister Bowen, at Caracas, has accepted the trust placed in him to look after the interests of the British and German citizens and this has brought him into conflict with President Castro. A number of these citizens were arrested Tuesday in Caracas. Mr. Bowen at once addressed himself to President Castro to secure their release. He represented that he had been charged with the care of the British and German subjects in Venezuela, but President Castro was unwilling to recognize his authority. Finally the minister convinced him that he was acting within his rights and President Castro consented to release the principal prisoners. Mr. Bowen will insist upon the release of the remainder.
A Schooner Is Wrecked.
Atlantic City, N. J., Dec. 11.—The two-masted schooner A. L. Lee, from Haverstraw, N. Y., for Atlantic City, was wrecked yesterday off this city. The crew was rescued by the Atlantic City life savers. The Lee experienced rough weather all of Tuesday, but battled successfully with the heavy seas and high winds until she was in sight of her destination, when she was struck by a monster sea and capsized. The crew sought safety in the rigging and after being almost frozen the men were finally rescued by the life savers. The vessel will be a total loss.
Des Moines, Ia., Dec. 11.—John P. Reese, of Albia, at one time president of the United Mine Workers of Iowa, and in the last campaign the candidate for congress on the democratic ticket in the Sixth district, has decided to enter the employ of the coal operators of the state as commissioner. This is said to explain his refusal to be a candidate for the position of vice president of the United Mine Workers of America under John Mitchell. In cases of dispute he will act for the operators instead of for the miners.
UNDER ONE HEAD.
A Chain of Electric Lines Are to be Combined in the Eastern States. Reading, Pa., Dec. 11.—An official of the interstate Railways Co., a charter for which was granted in Camden, N. J., several days ago, said yesterday that the deal to take in the United Power and Transportation Co. had been consummated, but that it would take fully two weeks before all the details are completed by the attorneys and the organization perfected. He added that the men at the head of the concern are among the leading financiers of the country.
W. W. Light, of Reading, treasurer of the Inter-State Railway Co., has sent out a call for 25 per cent. of the capital stock, and the money is now coming in. The United Power and Transportation Co. controls over 450 miles of railways in eastern Pennsylvania and New Jersey and all these, it is said, will be embraced in the new corporation, in addition to many others. Associated in the new company are Reading, Philadelphia and New York capitalists. Pennsylvania railroad interests, it is said, are largely represented, as well as many of those interested in the great transportation companies of Greater New York.
The lawyers are still at work on the plans and the details may not be ready for some time. The plans of the Inter-State are still imperfect, as far as information for the public is concerned, but in a general way it can be stated that it will operate a great chain of city and electric suburban lines and plants in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Delaware and New York. Philadelphia will be connected by direct line with all leading cities within a radius of from 50 to 75 miles.
TRAIN DEMOLISHED.
Fireman and Engineer of a Santa Fe
Passenger Train Meet Death.
Kansas City, Mo., Dec. 9.—The eastbound California limited passenger train on the Santa Fe was wrecked at Rothville, Mo., yesterday, causing the death of Engineer Samuel Wise, of Argentine, Kan., and his fireman, Alexander Haviland, of Topeka, and did great damage to the engine and coaches. John McKean, of New York, who received slight bruises, was the only passenger injured. Three colored waiters were injured, but not fatally, Congressman Loud, of California, and Rabbi Hirsch, of Chicago, were among the passengers and helped to care for the injured.
The wreck was caused by the derailment of the coaches on an open switch, which the engine had passed safely, the engine going at a high rate of speed. The train was almost demolished. Twenty-three of the passengers were brought to this city on an accommodation train and most of them resumed their journey.
A Chair Car on a Western Road Rolls
Down an Eyebankment.
Bemidji, Minn., Dec. 9.—The chair car on a Minnesota & International passenger train left the track in the yards here last evening and rolled down an embankment. None of the passengers were killed, but nearly every occupant of the car was more or less injured, and the shock threw the people in the other cars of the train against the seats and many received minor injuries.
How the accident happened is not known. The train was rounding a curve at a slow rate of speed when the chair car left the track and was reduced to a heap of wreckage. The most seriously injured was Mrs. W. D. Smith. She was accompanied by three little children, the youngest of whom was also severely injured about the head. Mrs. Smith was badly hurt about the head, besides receiving internal injuries.
A Doubly Fatal Collision.
Youngstown, Dec. 9.—Two trainmen were killed and two injured by a head-on collision between a passenger train and local freight on the Pennsylvania road in the western part of the city last night. The dead: John Pilmer, Ashtabula, engineer of passenger train. Frank Smith, Ashtabula, brakeman of passenger train. Injured: George McKinley, New Castle, Pa., conductor of passenger train, arm and shoulder injured. Albert C. Kaiser, engineer of freight train. None of the passengers was hurt. The local freight crew had been ordered to send a flag out to warn the passenger train, but failed to do so in time.
The Ax and Tool Combin
Reading, Pa., Dec. 11.—The movement by which the ax and tool interests are to be consolidated, and which has been going on for nearly a year, is about consummated and will include practically all the principal concerns of the kind in the country. The new combination is to be known as the International Ax and Tool Co., with a capital of $42,000,000. The plants to be acquired are estimated to have a value of about $26,000,000. It is estimated that economics amounting to at least $1,000,000 will be effected as the result of operation under one management.
Dan Patch Is Sold for $60,000.
Minneapolis, Minn., Dec. 9.-M. W. Savage, of this city, has bought Dan Patch, the famous unbeaten pacer, of M. E. Sturgis, of New York, for $60,000. The price is said to be the highest ever paid for a pacer.
A New Association of Employers.
Chicago, Dec. 9.—Frederick W. Job,
chairman of the state board of arbitration,
has resigned to become secretary of the "Employers' Association of Chicago." This body was recently organized by the leading employers of labor in Chicago. "All I can say of the association, at present," said Mr. Job, "is that it will deal at a unit with labor troubles affecting its members. Chicago's greatest 'captains of industry' are members. The organization will attract national attention. We are not ready to make all our plans public."
Chicago, Dec. 9.—The Tribune says: "The Illinois Central and Southern Pacific railroads have formed a close traffic alliance on business from Chicago via New Orleans and the Pacific coast. The arrangement for close connections between the Louisville & Nashville and Southern Pacific has been sundered. The Southern has joined with the Illinois Central in building a new union depot at New Orleans. The new deal will become effective January 1. The Queen and Crescent is expected to join the new combination."
Why Syrup of Figs the best family laxative
CONVINCING PROOF.
Case No. 41,206.—Capt. Alfred G. Rigler of Hose Company No. 4, Canton, Ohio, says: "I had a weak back ever since I was a boy, and about six years ago the cause developed into rather a bad case of kidney complaint. It was not a little backache now and then but backache which caused actual suffering day and night, and the harder I tried to get rid of it the worse it became.
"When the attacks were in the acute stage it was difficult to sit down, and when down it was just as hard to regain an erect position, on account of the twinges of pain in the kidneys. I can only describe some of the pangs as similar to that received from a knife thrust.
"In time, distressing and terribly inconvenient urinary weakness resulted, causing annoying embarrassment during the day and loss of sleep during the night.
"I took everything which came to my notice from reading, from observation, and which my friends and acquaintances advised. I consulted physicians, but none of them were able to relieve the trouble, let alone stop it.
"It became so well known that I had a pronounced case of kidney complaint that I often received circulars from medical companies offering to cure me, and one day eighteen letters were handed to me by the mail carrier."
"When Doan's Kidney Pills attracted my attention I wanted to try them, just as I had tried everything else, and Mrs. Rigler went to Durban & Wright Co.'s drug store for a box. Relief followed. I knew after a dose or two that the medicine was acting directly on the kidneys from the altered condition of the kidney secretions, and, encouraged, I continued the treatment. Finally, the backache and other complications stopped.
"Let me sum up my opinion about Doan's Kidney Pills by saying, I would willingly pay one month's wages for a box of them if I could not buy them for less. You can refer anyone to me about Doan's Kidney Pills and I will convince them that they act just as represented."
Four Years After.
"Lapse of time has strengthened my appreciation of Doan's Kidney Pills. I gave this remedy my unqualified endorsement in the summer of 1896, because of the results I obtained from a course of the treatment. I can now add to my original endorsement the experience of a number of others who are just as enthusiastic, when they express their opinion of Doan's Kidney Pills, as I."
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At Least One Symptom.
Kind Father—My dear, if you want to marry a good husband, marry Mr. Goodheart. He really and truly loves you. Daughter—Are you sure of that, pa? "Yes, indeed. I've been borrowing money of him for six months, and still he keeps coming."—Stray Stories.
Surely Not!
Inquisitive Boarder—Yes, I've heard of the Hyfokes. Quite a fashionable family, is it not? Cynical Boarder—Just the average fashionable family. It consists of Mr. Hyfokes, Mrs. Hyfokes and a lapdog.—Chicago Tribune.
THINGS BETTER LEFT UNSAID
Said with the Best Intentions, But So Awkardly as to Give a Wrong Impression.
Under the caption, "The Art of Putting Things," an English author has given some very amusing examples of saying things in a queer way. One of the most unfortunate recorded attempts to escape from a conversational difficulty was made by an East end curace, who cultivated the friendship of mechanics.
One day a carpenter came to him and said: "I have brought my boy's likeness, as you said you'd like to have it."
"How good of you to remember!" said the curate. "What a capital likeness! How is he?"
"Why, sir, don't you remember?" said the carpenter, "He's dead."
"Oh, yes, of course I know that," replied the curate. "I mean how's the man that took the photograph?
A story is told of a young laborer who, on his way to his day's work, called at the registrar's office to register his father's death. When the official asked the date of the event, the son replied:
"He ain't dead yet, but he'll be dead before night, so I thought it would save me another journey if you would put it down now."
"Oh, but that won't do at all," said the registrar. "Perhaps your father will live till to-morrow."
"Well, I don't know, sir; the doctor says as he won't; and he knows what he has given him."
HORSES IN THEIR KNAPSACKS.
Lawton's Cavalry Were Provided Against Any Sort of Expedition or Privation.
A well-known Boston lecturer, Peter Mac Queen, has seen military service in more than one campaign, having been with Roosevelt at Santiago and with Lawton in the Philippines. He is an enthusiastic admirer of the regular army private, whose sense of humor, he declares, is unfailing. The following is one of his favorite stories:
"In the last expedition Gen. Lawton made against Santa Cruz two regiments, the Fourth cavalry and an Idaho regiment, were sent up the Laguna de Bay in native boats. In the darkness two regiments ran into one another and great confusion resulted.
"What farmer outfit are you?" yelled the Idaho boys, derisively, at the clumsy cavalry.
"Lawton's Fourth cavalry," answered the regulars.
"Fine cavalry," was the answer. 'Where are your horses?'
"Here in our knapsacks,' replied the cavalry, rattling their cans of 'salt horse.'"
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Men who pursue impossibilities enjoy the activities of life and none of its rewards.—Chicago Journal.
To Cure a Cold in One Day
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The man who pays his rent must hustle and the man who doesn't pay is obliged to keep moving.—Chicago Daily News.
Don't Neglect a Cough. Take Some Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar instanter. Pike's Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The most amiable people are those who least wound the self-love of others.—Bruyere.
I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption saved my life three years ago.—Mrs. Thos. Robbins, Norwich, N. Y.. Feb. 17, 1900.
The test of any recreation is, does it recreate?—Ram's Horn.
Fruit acids will not stain goods dyed with Futnam Fadeless Dyca.
Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions.—Longfellow.
The Moscow asylum for children is supported by the Russian tax on playing-cards.
SISTERS OF CHARITY
S. C.
In every country of the civilized world Sisters of Charity are known. Not only do they minister to the spiritual and intellectual needs of the charges committed to their care, but they also minister to their bodily needs. With so many children to take care of and to protect from climate and disease, these wise and prudent Sisters have found Peruna a never failing safeguard. Dr. Hartman receives many letters from Catholic Sisters from all over the United States. A recommend recently received from a Catholic institution in Detroit, Mich., reads as follows: Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio:
Dr. S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio
Dear Sir:—"The young girl who used the Peruna was suffering from laryngitis, and loss of voice. The result of the treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief, and after further use of the medicine we hope to be able to say she is entirely cured."
—Sisters of Charity.
The young girl was under the care of the Sisters of Charity and used Peruna for catarrh of the throat with good results as the above letter testifies.
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Uncertain.
"Where shall I find something nice in oil for the dining room?" asked a stout, smiling woman of the floorwalker in a western department store. "On the third—" began the floorwalker. Then he paused and looked doubly at the inquirer. "Did you mean a painting or something in the sardine line?" he asked.—Boston Christian Register.
Taking a Chance.
"Do you enjoy walking?"
"Immensely!"
"Good! Then I'll take you for a ride in the country in my automobile."—Washington Star.
The following letter is from Congressman Meekison, of Napoleon, Ohio: The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, O.: Gentlemen: "I have used several bottles of Peruna and feel greatly benefited thereby from my catarrh of the head, and feel encouraged to believe that its continued use will fully eradicate a disease of thirty years' standing." David Meekison.
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The Worm Turned.
He loved her devotedly. He was also bow-legged. Both facts gave him pain at times.
He passed it by with a rueful smile, when she merrily said that his affliction gave him such an arch look, and that, after all, he was a pretty good sort when you got onto his curves. He bore it patiently, when she referred to his walk at his parenthetical progress. But he rebelled, and broke the engagement, when she called her pet dog through the wicket formed by his legs.
"I may not be so overly ornamental," said he, "but I emphatically object to being made useful, so unseasonably early in the game!" -Smart Set.