The Gazette
Saturday, November 16, 1912
Cleveland, Ohio
Page text (machine-generated)
THIRTIETH YEAR. NO. 17.
THE PRESIDENTIAL POPULAR AND ELECTORAL VOTE IN OUR LAND
The popular and electoral vote for the five presidential candidates, namely, Wilson, Roosevelt, Taft, Debs and Chafin, as compiled from the latest official, unofficial and estimated returns, is given in the table below.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
THIRTIETH YEAR
THE PRESIDENTIAL PRESIDENTAL ELECTORAL
The popular and electoral vote for the Wilson, Roosevelt, Taft, Debs and Chamounofficial and estimated returns, is given.
The table by states follows:
State Wilson Popular Roosevelt
Alabama 12 90,000
Arizona 3 75,000
Arkansas 9 75,000
California 230,618 13 22
Colorado 6 86,979
Connecticut 7 73,761
Delaware 3 24,650
Florida 6 22,000
Georgia 14 92,804
Idaho 29,769
Illinois 29 407,470
Indiana 15 278,887
Iowa 13 231,855
Kansas 10 155,000
Kentucky 12 214,650
Louisiana 10 60,000
Maine 6 50,464
Maryland 8 121,122
Massachusetts 18 170,995
Michigan 190,000 15 22
Minnesota 145,000 12 11
Mississippi 10 65,000
Missouri 18 351,938
Montana 4 20,527
Nebraska 8 100,000
North Dakota 3 8,854
New Hampshire 4 34,743
New Jersey 14 174,691
New Mexico 2 17,982
New York 45 650,721
North Carolina 12 145,000
North Dakota 5 35,000
Ohio 24 405,120
Oklahoma 10 125,000
Oregon 5 0,000
Pennsylvania 334,259 28 4
Rhode Island 5 30,299
South Carolina 9 60,000
South Dakota 55,000
Tennessee 12 133,000
Texas 20 204,000
Utah 33,000
Vermont 15,397
Virginia 12 78,681
Washington 75,204 7
West Virginia 8 74,558
Wisconsin 13 146,131
Wyoming 3 12,314
Totals 429 6,223,376 90 4,1
*No electors on ticket.
California still hanging in balance and will be so close that California will send its
TWENTY-NINE STATES SELECT GOVERNORS
Democrats elected governors in 29 out of the 29 states holding gubernatorial elections, and the Republicans nine.
The states electing Republicans are Delaware, Idaho, Minnesota, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Wyoming.
Following is list of governors elected, their party affiliations and their pluralities:
Plurality
Cobrado—
Ellas M. Ammons, Dem. ... 3,000
Connecticut—
Simon E. Baldwin, Dem. ... 2,500
Delaware—
C. J. R. Miller, Rep. ... 912
Florida—
P. Trammell, Dem. ... 25,000
Idaho—
John M. Haines, Rep. ... 1,000
Illinois—
Edward F. Dunne, Dem. ... 10,000
Indiana—
S. M. Ralston, Dem. ... 107,000
Iowa—
George W. Charke, Rep. ... 2,751
Kansas—
George H. Hodges, Dem. ... 500
Massachusetts—
E. N. Foss, Dem. ... 30,000
Michigan—
W. N. Ferris, Dem. ... 10,000
Minnesota—
E. O. Eberhart, Rep. ... 15,000
Missouri—
E. W. Major, Dem. ... 30,000
Montana—
S. V. Stewart, Dem. ... 3,000
Nebraska—
J. H. Mosehead, Dem. ... 10,000
New Hampshire—
Franklin Worcester, Rep. ... 2,000
New York—
William Sulzer, Dem. ... 100,000
North Carolina—
L. Craig, Dem. ... 85,000
North Dakota—
L. B. Hanna, Rep. ... 2,000
Ohio—
James M. Cox, Dem. ... 125,852
Rhode Island—
A. J. Pothler, Rep. ... 3,000
South Carolina—
C. L. Bicaso, Dem. ... 48,000
South Dakota—
Frank M. Byrne, Rep. ... 4,400
Tennessee—
B. McMillan, Dem. ... 15,000
Texas—
O. C. Colquitt, Dem. ... 250,000
Utah—
William Spray, Rep. ... 12,000
Washington—
Ernest Loter, Dem. ... 889
West Virginia—
W. R. Thompson, Dem. ... 5,000
Wisconsin—
J. R. Karel, Dem. ... 20,000
*Elected by the legislature.
What Congress has done
New York City. — President-elect Woodrow Wilson, according to well authenticated statements made here, has determined upon his course so far as are concerned the earliest moves of his term in office. According to those statements, this will be the program for the opening of the Sixth third congress: There will be an extra session of congress to enact into law the party's pledges for a downward revision on many schedules of the Payne-Aldrich tariff law. Champ Clark of Missioniri will be re-elected speaker of the house of representatives and Oscar W. Underwood of Alabama will retain the majority leadership and the chairmanship of the ways and means committee, which will draft the new tariff bill.
The latest returns indicate that the political complexion of the house will be as follows:
Total. Dem. Rep. Prog.
Alabama 10 10 ..... ..
Arizona 1 1 ..... ..
Arkansas 7 7 ..... ..
California 11 4 4 ..... ..
Colorado 4 4 ..... ..
Connecticut 5 1 ..... ..
Delaware 1 1 ..... ..
Florida 4 4 ..... ..
Georgia 12 12 ..... ..
Idaho 2 2 ..... ..
Illinois 27 20 4 ..... ..
Indiana 13 13 ..... ..
Iowa 11 12 6 ..... ..
Kansas 6 2 5 ..... ..
Kentucky 11 9 2 ..... ..
Louisiana 8 8 ..... ..
Maine 4 1 3 ..... ..
Maryland 6 1 6 ..... ..
Massachusetts 16 4 9 ..... ..
Michigan 13 2 1 2 ..... ..
Minnesota 10 1 9 ..... ..
Mississippi 8 8 ..... ..
Missouri 16 14 2 ..... ..
Montana 2 2 ..... ..
Nebraska 6 3 ..... ..
Nevada 1 ..... ..
New Hampshire 2 2 ..... ..
New Jersey 12 11 1 ..... ..
New Mexico 1 1 ..... ..
New York 43 31 12 ..
North Carolina 10 10 ..... ..
North Dakota 3 ..... 3 ..... ..
Ohio 22 18 4 ..... ..
Oklahoma 8 7 1 ..... ..
Oregon 2 ..... 3 ..... ..
Pennsylvania 36 9 21 3 ..
Rhode Island 3 2 1 ..... ..
South Carolina 7 7 ..... ..
South Dakota 3 ..... 2 1 ..
Tennessee 10 8 2 ..... ..
Texas 18 18 ..... ..
Utah 2 ..... 2 ..... ..
Vermont 2 ..... 2 ..
Virginia 10 9 1 ..... ..
Washington 6 ..... ..
West Virginia 6 1 1 ..... ..
Wisconsin 11 6 6 ..... ..
Wyoming 1 ..... 1 ..... ..
COMPLEXION OF U. S. SENATE.
Dem. Rep. Dbtf.
Alabama 2
Arizona 2
Arkansas 2
California 2
Colorado 2
Connecticut 2
Delaware 1
Florida 2
Georgia 2
Kaito 2
Illin. 2
Indiana 2
Iowa 2
Kansas 1
Kentucky 1
Louisiana 2
Maine 1
Maryland 2
Massachusetts 2
Michigan 2
Minnesota 2
Mississippi 2
Missouri 2
Montana 2
Nebraska 1
Nevada 1
New Hampshire 2
New Jersey 2
New Mexico 2
New York 1 1
North Carolina 2
North Dakota 2
Ohio 1 1
Oklahoma 2
Oregon 2
Pennsylvania 2
Rhode Island 2
South Carolina 2
South Dakota 2
Tennessee 1 11
Texas 2
Hube 2
Vermont 2
Virginia 2
Washington 2
West Virginia 1 1
Wisconsin 2
Wyoming 1 11
Totals 49 43 4
*Societies and Progressive Republicans hold balance in legislature.
*Independent Democrats and Fusionists in control of legislature.
ESTABLISHED AUGUST 25, 1883 AND ISSUED EVERY WEEK ON TIME SINCE.
Hancock—Andrew Beyer, D.
Hardin-W. C. McGuffey, D.
Harrison-L. H. Scott, R.
Henry-J. H. Lowry, D.
Highland-W. H. Cresson, R.
Holmes-W. H. Acker, R.
Holmes-M. A. Warnes, R.
Huron-C. P. Venus, D.
Jackson-F. P. Lambert, D.
Jefferson-John Glison, R.
Knex-N. H. Hunter, D.
Lake-J. V. Winans, R.
Lawrence-Alfred Robinson, R.
Licking-W. D. Fulton, D.
Logan-Guy Detrick, D.
VOTE FOR GOVERNOR OF BUCKEYE STATE
Below we give the complete returns obtainable on the vote for the three leading candidates for governor of the state of Ohio. The plurality of James M. Cox, Dem., amounts to 183,156. R. B. Brown, Rep., had a plurality in Athens, Clinton, Greene, Guernsey, Harrison, Jefferson, Lawrence, Meigs, and Warren counties amounting to a total plurality of over 183,156. The plurality candidate, Arthur L. Carford, shows a lead in the counties of Ashabula, Fulton, Gallia, Geauga, Lake and Lorain.
OHIO CONGRESSMEN ELECTED
First—Stanley Bowdle (D.), Cincinnati,
defeating Nicholas Longworth, who will
contest the election.
Second—Alfred G. Alien (D.), Cincinnati,
re-elected.
Seventh—J. D. Post (D.), Washington C. H., re-elected.
Eighth—Frank B. Willis (R.), Ada, re-elected.
SENOR CANALEJAS
Cincinnati, Hamilton & Dayton Passenger Strikes Open Switch and Then Hits Freight.
Indianapolis, Ind.-Fifteen persons were killed and as many more seriously injured when Cincinnati, Hamilton & Dayton passenger train No. 36 struck an open switch and crashed head-on into a freight train at Arlington-av, Irvington, a suburb.
Carl Gross, head brakeman on the freight train, said the switch had been left open by one of the men on his train and was borne out in his statement by R. C. White, division supervisor of the Broad, Neither Gross nor White named the man, whom they suggested as responsible. Coroner Durham of this county began an investigation at once.
The wreck caught fire, but was put out before any damage was done. Most of the dead were found in the wreckage of the first car, which telescoped the baggage car.
The two engines were almost completely telescoped. They reared up when they came together, and were so wrecked that it was not until after daylight that the body of the dead engineer on the passenger train was found in the cab. He had remained, trying to bring his train to a halt.
The baggage car was badly splintered, but the two passenger coaches just behind looked more like kindling wood. They were completely telescoped. The entrance between the cars was so jammed that holes had to be cut in the sides and tops to take out the dead and injured.
The heavy tender of one of the locomotives was thrown onto the main track by the impact. The freight were not nearly so badly damaged.
TURK SEEKS AN ARMISTICE
TURK SEEKS AN ARMISTICE
Ottoman Government Takes Up Negotiations With Bulgars for the Cessation of Hostilities.
Constantinople.—It was officially announced here that the Ottoman government has taken up direct negotiations with the Bulgars for an armistice. Nazim Pasha, the Turkish commander-in-chief, has received instructions to open communications with the Bulgarian officers on the field and an envoy is on his way to the Bulgarian headquarters beyond the Tchatalja line of forts. Accepting the advice of Russia, the porte instructed Nazim Pasha to ask for an armistice of eight days, pending the opening of direct negotiations. The porte resolved upon this course because the powers showed a disinclination to take up the mediation proposal, and upon the advice of the St. Petersburg government.
Beaten and demoralized, without hope of reorganization in time to make an effective stand against the enemy, the Turks realize the further futility resistance.
Railroad Officials Quit Jobs.
New York City - Melville E. Ingalls of Cincinnati, chairman of the board of directors of the Big Four railroad, declined re-election to office.
Philadelphia, Pa - James McCrea, president of the Pennsylvania Railroad公司 has resigned. Take effect Jan. 1. Vice President Samuel Rea, who has served the road in many capacities, was elected to succeed him. Mr. McCrea's resignation is in keeping with the policy of the road to retire its officers at a certain age limit. Mr. McCrea is 65.
AFRO-AMERICAN CULLINGS
Some people will, always, tend to retrogression, however favorable might be the circumstances by which they are surrounded; because they delight in that excitement which ever keeps their footsteps in the foreground and expose them to the shaft of public criticism. Unfortunately, that element is little hampered by shame or self-respect; hence ridicule, a weapon most effective in the correction of abuses where reason rules, is powerless in their case. In localities where ignorance, superstition and general deprivacy are sufficiently densed as to become noticeable, the strong arm of the law is the only agency able to cope with the situation; and, at times, its skill is baffled in the handling of conditions. The most intelligent sometimes err; but mistakes of the head when good is intended may not be attributed to sordid design these are not excusable in the eyes of the law. But, when the miscreant willfully and maliciously tramples upon the rights of individuals and disregards sacred privileges which belong to others, he violates the cause of humanity, which the violation to the penalty which that violation invites. The short-comings of these irresponsibles do much to retard the building of communities, and obstruct the trend of healthy growth. The most class of human vermilin has ever been the bane of the populace to which it was allied; and to accomplish beneficial results. All races have their failures—the virtues and their vices—but the crimes and follies which they commit (except the negro) are charged to the culprits who perform the acts. Prejudice is blind to merit, and does not always give credit where it is due; yet it scruples not, for the sins of a part, to cast aspersions upon the whole. The negro, amid his peculiar environments, has much to bear; and the load of the better element is made more burdensome because he is compelled to bear the stigma which the thoughtless of his own people evokes. Therefore, in order to safeguard every interest which concerns the body and protects the good name of each worthy son, it is well that the pulpit, press and lecture platform make a general crusade against this tendency to riotous inclinations, and strive to elevate their sentiments to nobler heights. There is nothing so disturbing to the harmony of society as the criminals in its midst; nor could there be anything more destructive to its welfare.
There have been too many fancy ideas of education. Too many of our young people who have completed courses of study in college find themselves handicapped in the world from the fact that they don't know how to do anything. They have acquired certain knowledge, but they can't apply it. This circumstance is detrimental. We want men and women of action. We commiserate, to say the least, the young man who has spent several years in college acquiring knowledge of mathematics, language and science, and then goes out into the world unable to render the people practical, efficient service. On the other hand, we must regard him as educated, though he might have never spent a day in college, who is able to achieve some victory for the race and thus increase admiration for it on the part of the outside world.—Savannah Independent.
The report of the American Church Institute for Negroes presents on the one hand an array of facts highly creditable to the colored people, but on the other a statement of conditions by no means satisfactory to either whites or blacks. Since emancipation the negro, starting without a dollar and without education, has acquired ownership of 24,000 square miles of land, has established more than 500,000 homes owned in fee simple, has built and maintains upward of 26,000 churches valued at nearly $30,000,000 and has expended more than $25,000,000 for his own education. Against that bright showing stands the portentious fact that after all this progress, conditions remain such that of 3,000,000 negro children of school age less than 1,000,000 regularly attend school, and that of those that attend, the training is meager because of the short terms. It is clear that in this respect the negro is not getting his share of the advantages common to other races in the Union.
The day never comes for a woman to realize the futility of powder.
The reason for the sinking of the Titanic and the sacrificial offering of human lives was the direct result of carelessness on the part of a British sea captain; avarice on the part of British ship owners, and the same is the cause of Afro-Americans not making greater material progress; racial jealousies and petty prejudices—Cadiz Informer.
When a woman is afraid of showing her age she tries to cover it with a coat of paint.
Y FIVE CENTS.
AN CULLINGS
What can the white people of the country do to help advance the interests of the ten million negroes, who contributed in 1911 over $700,000,000 to the wealth of the nation, and showed unusual activity in the work of building up business enterprises? It is true that the negro has succeeded in spite of opposition, lack of training, and the schemes of designing men. Nevertheless the fact remains that where the negro has had a sympathetic contact with the best white people, he has made the greatest progress and has suffered least from wasted activity. The white people of this country can do a great deal of good by encouraging the negroes to begin business operations, and to follow out the suggestions which Dr. Washington and others offer. White people can explain the methods that they have found to be of value to them and point out some of the pitfalls of business life. They can do what Julius Roebenkald, president of the Sears, Roebenkald company of Chicago, recently did—speak with perfect frankness out of their rich business experience and give that wholesome advice which has already been perfectly squared with practice in and out of business life. They can give publicity to the good things that they know concerning negroes. They can keep an open mind on the race question and deal with negroes as men and women who are struggling valiantly for the higher things of life. They can be generous, hearted, sympathetic, and fair in all their relations with the colored man. Through co-operation in its various phases, through understanding based upon helpful contact, and through justice itself will the white people and the black people of this country continue to secure the blessings of earth. Southern Workman.
We wonder if the negro will ever see the folly of having everything going out and nothing coming in? There is only one way in which to force white men to realize the necessity of giving us a square deal and that is by touching their pocket books. So far as insurance is concerned we have negro companies just as solvent, just as able financially to guarantee you insurance protection as any white companies operating in the state. Suppose that the negroes had the confidence in them they ought to have and would join them as readily, don't you see that you could demand employment for your boys and girls which they could not hope to get otherwise? Let's get together on these questions. —Louisville Defender.
Dr. A. Clayton Powell goes at the matter in the right way to correct the evil when he shows by statistics that the negroes of Harlem, in New York city, spend $4,500,000 annually for food and clothing, the profit of which must be $810,000, much of which should be handled by negro business men. How much of it is handled by them? Encourage the young folks to go into business, however small the beginning, and patronize them as well as the old ones who are already established and fighting to succeed. —New York Age.
Mrs. Emma M. Nakulna is a water rights commissioner under the territorial government in Hawaii. Mrs. Nakulna is an American woman, granddaughter of Captain Metcalf of the Eleanor. She lives in Kailhlu.
Ninety thousand persons have paid a penny each for admission to the famous maze at Hampton Court Palace this summer, the largest number for some years. It is estimated that about 25 per cent of these were foreigners, mostly French and German. During August 24,000 people passed through the turnstiles. For a number of years the takings at the maze were the perquisites of one of the palace attendants, upon whom the right to collect and retain them was conferred by the late Queen Victoria. Since his death a few years ago the takings have gone to his majesty's office of works.
The negro in the short period in which he, as a free man has conducted his own operations has done much that the world commends; but there are still disagreeable associations which he needs to ignore if he would win the recognition of the more worthy of mankind. Discourage rowdyism, drunkenness and kindred errors. Drive from companionship the worthless parasite; keep to up right conduct, and in the not far distant future the negro will come into his own—Atlanta Phalanx.
A woman consciously dislikes; a man unconsciously hates.
Show your hand and perhaps the other fellow will hide his face.
Every day teaches us how much or life there is still to know.
To be patient with fate and with those whom fate seems to have stricks en should be commensurate.
To trust is to lead others to be trust worthy.
- f {
PUBLISHED EVERY SATUROAY
—————
SUBSCRIPTION RATES
(in Advance)
One Yoar...csecceeeeesess 81:80
be Monthe. 2.02.2. 20L0L 1.00
‘Three Monthe.... ccc. 80
Gubscribers are requested to re
mit by postoffice money on
der or registered letter.
Entered at the postoffice In Cleveland,
Ohio, as second-class matter
Address all communications te
HARRY C. SMITH
Editor and proprietor,
THE GAZETTE,
Blackstone Bullding, Cleveland, ©.
Member Ohio Legislature: 1806
Ye 1896; 1896 to 1898; 1900 to 1902
pee
“ME GAZETTE is the oldest, and
‘has ‘tho largest bona fide circulation,
double that of any newspaper In the
Interest of Afro-Americans, published
Inthe state of Ohio, and comparleon
with any will Immediately establish
tte ‘rank aa one of the NEWSIEST
AND BEST In the country.
Editor John Mitchell, Jr., has always
Deen aggressive—a fighter for the
race. He is making an A 1 bank pres
SRint ton... Gasdt
‘The trustees of our schools in
Washington, D. C., do not seem to be
happy unless they have a “fight” of
some kind “on their hands.” Now It’s
the Prof. Bruce Evans case.
It would be amusing to note the in-
effectual efforts to saddle something,
anything criminal, on Jack Jobneon’s
broad shoulders, were It not for the
harm, in the general increase of
prejudice against our people, they are
Working. When all thoir_primary
charges petered out, the Schreiber
woman was unearthed, as a last re-
sort, and on her questionable testi
mony is based all of the present in-
Aictments. Watch and see them peter
‘ont, too. Mark our prediction.
—
Hon. Harry C. Smith, our able and
versatile editor of The Cleveland,
Ohio, Gazette, which he founded in
1883, returned too late to the Repub-
Hean fold to do the party any. good.
He had been in the land ef strangers
too long. Stay home hereafter. Har-
Fy, and next time we will win-—Mo
bile (Ala) Press,
Our esteemed contrere of the Mo:
bile Press has been duy-drezming!
We haye never been “away from
home,” in the sense he puts 4t, and
therefore could not have been “in the
Jand of strangers too long” or for any
Tength of time. Sure, we will win
next time, and would have done s0,
this time, but for Col. Theodore
“Brownsville” Roosevelt and is “ly.
ithbs Pecdraasive" oobnete,
With a flourish of daily newspaper
telegraphic “trumpets” the National
Cash Register Company of Dayton, an.
nounced last week that it had made
the minimum wages of its women em-
ployee $9, many of whom had been
making as low as $5 or $6 2 week.
‘This is the same company that a ‘few
years ago dismissed all of its Colored
‘employes, many of whom ‘had worked
for the company for many years, be-
‘cause, it announced, It wanted to give
the places to young white men who
‘could advance in its employ. By this
act the National Cash Register Com-
pany of Dayton, not anly announced
to the world that it did not wish to
employ Afro-Americans any longer,
but also that it had been and was
‘opposed to advancing members of the
same class or race in its employ.
With these facts before them we fail
to understand how any of our people,
‘who use cash registers, can patronize
this company. Pass the word along,
so that all may be familiar with the
facts stated in the foregoing.
‘Specimen pages of Mr. Daniel Mur-
ray’s encyclopedia of the race, are
now ready for distribution. The splen-
id work has been fifteen years in
preparation by Mr. Murray and ‘tls
‘exceptionally able corps of assistants.
He 18 one of the best informed men in
the world, In 1871 Mr. Murray was
employed in the Congressional _Li-
brary. Dr. Spofford was then the Ii
brarian, and the best informed man
of his time. He made Mr. Murray his
aselstant and taught him his methods
of research, which have been used to
great advantage in the preparation of
hhis great encyclopedia, which is to be
fesued in six volumes. during 1912-18,
at a cost of $24 2 set. Each volume
will contain about eight hundred
pages and be bound in cloth. The
‘encyclopedia (six volumes) can be 2e-
‘ured on payment of two dollars down
and the balance in monthly install:
ments of two dollars, each, until paid
in full. Address Mr. Daniel Murray,
Box 2579, Washington, D.C, No in-
telligent Afro-American home will be:
gomplete without this great race
work.
THE SOUTH’S SEPARATE SCHOOL
aVaTEM. 4
The wecent complaint of our people
‘of Richmond, Va.. that the separate
fechools «conducted for them by the
‘white ‘board of education there, pre:
wented their cliildren from acquiring
faaiuing in the commercial school: of
that city, ealls attention to the recent
Sequiry and reports of Atiants, Ga.
Uasversity, en the separate school
system of the south which are caus-
40g eonsidersble adverse criticism
upos the part of many fair daily pa-
pers and magazines published in the
north, particularly In the east. The
scope of the inquiry was wide, tnfor
mation coming from the following
sources; annual reports of the U. 8.
Commissioner of Education; State
school reports, past and present; re-
plies of city superintendents to cer.
tain questions; and replies of teach-
ers and educators in all parts of the
South. A large part of the univer-
sity's work, of course, was with en-
yollment obtained from.aNl the South-
erp states and compared with the au-
chante satiation Of tho vast, the com
parison the following m-
portant conclusion:
‘That there bas been in recent years
wo marked increase in the average
daily attendance of Negro children in
the public schools.
‘That the percentage of Negro chil
dren of school age enrolled in the
public schools has decreased in the
last twenty years.
‘That without doubt the proportion
of Negro children in average daily at-
tendance in the public schools has
greatly decreased in the last decade
and in the last two decades.
‘The nub of these three conclusions
fs that no serious attempt is being
made in the South to offer to all Ne-
groes of proper age an opportunity
for education. As a matter of fact, a
still stronger statement might be
made without fear of contradiction,
vis: that in many parts of the South
there is deliberate effort to keep the
Negro from getting an education. In
most: Southern states, it should be
remembered, there is a dual system
of schools, involving separate schools
for whites and Negroes. And in most
Southern states, as might be expected,
the larger sums of money are spent
on the white schools irrespective of
the number of persons they are sup-
posed to benefit. Here are 2 few typi-
cal figures:
South Carolina, 1900—
Cost of Schobls Age (5-18, 1908-9)
White ....$1,590,782.51 201,868,
Negro... "308,153.16 216.007
Alabama, 1909—
White ./..$2,149,662.15 364,206,
Negro... "287,045.43 311,552
North Carolina, 1908—
White ....$1,851,376.57 427,276
Negro .... 366,734.28 232,624
A little mathematics make it clear
that if the Negro schools of South
Carolina had been held in the same
respect as the white schools, they
Would have cost about $3,000,000. in-
stead of $200,000; in Alabama they
would have cost $1,833,000 Instead of
$287,000; in North Carolina, $1,900,000
instead of $367,000. And it may be
further stated that there appears to
be similar discrimination in Virginia,
Georgia, Florida, Mississippi, Louis
ana and Arkansas. The showing in
Kentucky and Maryland and Tennes.
see is slightly better, and fairly de-
‘cont in Texas and Missouri, “The per
capita cost of education, the smount
of money spent on each child in the
White schools and in the Negro schcols
make some interesting and instruct-
ive reading. Here are a few figures
taken at random
Schools
State White Negro
Georgia ............ $11.80 $6.80
Miselasippl .o.0..... 1887 4.2
South Carolina ..... 498 142
Other statistics bearing on the gen-
eral situation show that Negro school
houses are cheaper in every way,
have amaller amounts spent on them
for repairs and that teachers in the
Negro schools are paid much lower
galuries than ‘teachers in the white
schools. Mentfon has been made of
the dual school system. ‘The continu:
ation of this system is perhaps made
necessary by local conditions, but the
great difficulty in a prover adminis.
tration of it Iles in the fact that in
very few of the southern states is
there any attempt to give the Colored
péople a voice in the direction of their
‘own schools. Superintendents and
teachers are usually chosen by the
white voters and lack of intelligent
supervision is plainly apparent. In
Tact, Negro schools are often abso:
lutely neglected, And all this in face
of the fact that the Negroes in most
States are paying an educational tax
that ‘brings in more money than is
Spent on thelr schools.
1. That the overwhelming major
ity of Negro children of school zge
are not in schools.
2. ‘Tift the chief reason for this is
ithe "lack of school facilities; and a
further reason is the poverty and ig
norance of the parents.
3. ‘That those Negro children who
are in school are as a rule poorly
taught ‘by half prepared and poorly
paid teachers and through short terims
of three to six months a year
4, ‘Phat the school houses and
equipment for Negro schools are for
the most part wretched and inade-
quate.
5. ‘That the ‘Neero schools as a
rule receive little or no helpful su-
perintendence from the school author-
itles.
6 That the result and apparently
one of the objects of disiranchisement
has ‘been to cut down the Negro
‘School Tund, bar out competent teach-
ers, lower the grade and efficiency of
the course of study and employ as.
teachers in the Negro schools those
willing tools Who do not and will not
protest or complain.
7. That in the attempt to introduce
much needed and valuable manual
and industrial tring there has been
introduced into the cunriculum of the
Negro common school a mass of ill.
consitiered, unrelated work which has
overburdened the teacher and pushed
imto the background the ‘vital studies
of reading, writing and arithmetic. In
a large measure this has been done
with the avowed object of training
Negroes as. menials and laborers and
cutting them off from the higher ave-
unes of iife.
& ‘That the forward movement in
educstion in the South during the last
ten years has been openly confined
almoet entirely to white people. The
movement for local school taxes, bet-
ter high schools, consolidation of
schools und transportation of chil-
dren has with small exception been
encouraged und made possible among
the whites and not among the Ne-
groes. In many cases the Negroes
have been taxed for the improvement
of White school facilities, while their
own schools have not been allowed to
share in these improvements.
9, ‘That along with this curtailment
of-elementary public education for
Negroes has gone a tendency to de-
ry the work cf those schools which
are devoted ¢o the higher training of
Hcula, to cut off Northern benevo-
ence ‘and to decrease the supply of
mtellectual leaders for, the Negro
aan
Didn't Concern Him.
The tramp did away with a sand-
wich banded to him by the latest far-
mer wife he had favored with a call.
‘She liad wrapped the sandwich, in a
section of newspaper, which the tramp
scanned with the eye of carelessness
characteristic of his kind. “My tdea
of nothin’ to git nutty about,” he re-
marked to himself, after glancing at
& market, report, “is the advance of
$2 a ton in the price of car wheels.”"—
ales
THE GAZETTE, CLEVELAND, O. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1912,
nn
DOINGS OF THE RACE. ee a ce
It is just to say of Editor Harry C.
Smith that aga journalist and legisla-
tor he has been a consistent and fea:-
less advocate of the highest and best
good of the Negro—N. Y. Age.
‘Andrew Carnegie is said to be try-
ing to stop the selling of whisky in
Scotland. Mr. Carnegie also tried to
stop war.—Topeka State Journal.
Speaking of the law's delays, we no-
tice that the Court of Appeals has just
confirmed the sentence of a prisoner
‘named Cain,—New York Sun.
‘To offset John L. Sullivan's espousal
of the Bull Moose cause, Jack Johnson
came out for Taft. So it seems that
the President had a shade on the Col-
onel—Southern Lumberman (Nash
ville,
If there is any one who can, with-
out shedding tears, witness the depart-
ure of the patriotic Greeks from this
bootblack.—New Orleans Times-Dem-
ocrat,
Had Roosevelt done for the Republi:
can party what Bryan did for the Dem-
ocratic party and used his strength
with his followers to unite on some
progressive in the Republican ranks,
the battle of ballots would have ended
differently. * * * But Mr. Roose-
velt’s spirit was that of a destroyer of
what he could not rule, and Samson
like in using his strength to destroy
his opponents, he has killed himsel!
also.—Chicago Fellowship Herald.
John EB. Milholland’s sarcastic tete-
gram to The Chicago Tribune anent
the Jack Johnson case was a xem of
purest ray serene and the best thing
from any white man in this country on
the subject. This applies with equal
truth to his letter to Booker T. Wash:
ington on the same subject. It is in
teresting to note that up to the pres
ent moment nothing has come of the
revelations promised the federal grand
Jury as to Jack Johnson’s violation 0!
the Mann act.—Mrs. Ida Wells-Barnett
HOWARD DREW AGAIN A VICTOR.
New York City—H. A. Drew of the
Springfield (Mass.) high school won
the 70-yard dash Saturday night at the
opening of the New York indoor ath:
letic season at the St. Agnes \. C.
meet in Brooklyn, Drew covered the
distance in 7 258, 1-59 slower than the
world’s record. Summaries:
Seventy-yard handicap, final heat
Won by H. A. Drew, Springfield
(Mass.) high school; Alvah 1. Meyer,
irish-American A, C., second, Time
7 258,
REPRESENTATIVE BASS ELECTED
Philadelphia, Pa.—Hon. Harry W.
Rass, of the Seventh ward, was re-
elected a Republican member of the
State Legislature last week Tuesday.
LAST LYNCHING TRIAL SET.
Newark, O.—The trial of S. “A. Hol-
ler (white) for marder, growing ont of
the Btherington (white) lynching in
1919, has been set for Dec. 2. This is
the last of the numerous cases resul!-
ing from that tragedy, In connection
with which nearly thirty men, all white
exeept a West Indian, were convicted,
and the county forced to pay the Eth-
erington heirs (in Kentucky) tive thou-
sand dollars as required by Hon. Harry
€. Smith’s Ohio antilynching or Mob
Violence law, enacted in 1896 when
he was a member (for the second time)
of the Ohio legislature.
A FINE PIECE OF SARCASM.
(A copy of telegram.)
See eee ene ai
Joseph Medill Patterson, “The Trib
une,” Chicago, IIL: If you can per
suade the Governor to call out state
militia, I might try to induce President
Taft to mobilize the army in Cook
county, and the fleet on Lake. Michi-
gan. This, with the Attorney General
in personal charge of federal prosecu-
tion, would possibly protect chaste
Chicago, and immaculate Minneapotis
from the demoralizing influence of that
Helltoathed creatnre, Jack Johnson,
whose primary offence of failing to cet
himself born white, bas been suppie
mented by daring to become the gam-
est and most scientific fighter since
Castor and Potlox, and finally, by ven:
turing upon a love affair without the
consent of all the Common Councils
and Boards of Trade in Mlinois and
Minnesota.
‘Tae spectacle of two great Ameri-
can citfes lashing themselves into the
fury of a Georgia lynching mob, over
an alleged offence as deplorably’ com:
mon among whites, as campaign lying,
is a record exhibition to this old gray
world of canting hypocracy, especially,
on the part of a nation with three mit:
Hons mulattoes, quadroons and octa-
Toons among its native born popula
tion, and that has made wife swapping
and divorce an established institution.
‘As a display of mediaeval race preju:
dice, it tiptoes up to the Jew baiting
of King John’s time in old England.
It disgraces the most backward clvili-
zation. It is contemptible beyond ex-
pression, and as much worse than
Johnson's alleged offence as the Arme-
‘nian Massacres, or Russian atrocities
‘surpass in degree, a barroom row down
‘in Bath Honse John’s bailiwick.
JOHN E. MILHOLLAND.
18 THE NEGRO FAIRLY TREATED?
“Is the Negro Having a Fair
Chance?” Dr. Booker T. Washing:
ton answers the question in the No-
vember Century ‘In an article. that
is remarkable for its candid, dispas-
sionate quality. He eontends that the
race has its best opportunity in
America, and that none is so fair to
the Afro-American as the Americans
=this despite many adverse influ:
ences, which he enumerates, No ar
ticle of recent years deals with the
southern problem so calmly cr with
Such evident desire to weigh carefully
all facts. Together with Dr. Wash
ington’s article there also appears in
the November Century three striking
examples of the Afro-American's proz
Fess in art, musle aud poetry. An et
graving of H. 0. Tanner's. painting,
“The Annunciation,” is shown, also
the full score of @ song composed by
Will Marion Cook, and two poems ct
much merit by James D. Corrothe:s
Watch Built in a Pearl,
A tiny watch, which has been made
inside a pearl as large as a big pea,
has just been constructed by Gallopin
& Co. of Geneva, fifteen months being
spent on the work. ‘The empty pearl
weighed forty-five grains and in di
ameter 1s lees than an inch. This
pearl watch can be worn on a ring or
as @ pendant and cost $6,000.
Gna '
“I wonder what has become of my
husband: Three days ago I sent him
to match a sample at a department
store. He hasn't been seen since.”
“I saw him yesterday. He was at the
third counter of the fourteenth alsie,
and was just starting for the four-
teenth counter of the third aisle.”—
Washington Herald.
WILSON DECLARES
FOR SQUARE DEAL
ere banda Believes
| in Equal Justice For All
BORN AND AA'SED (W SOUTH.
Governor Woodrow Wilson, the
national Democratic candidate
for the high office of president of
the United States, in declaring
his attitude toward the Nexto
race says: “I was born and
taised in the south. ‘There fs no
place where it fs easier to cement
friendship between the tywo races
than in the south, 3
“They understand exch other 4
E netter thin elsewhere, ‘The col 4
ored people may feel assured of 4
nny entire comprehension of thelr 3
E ambition. Tam willing and de- 3
E sire to deal with them fairly and 3
justly.” 3
E “Governor Witton also says: 3
F v1f elected to the presidency 13
E tial observe the lave in its letter 3
E and spirit. And this after 3
E ai, a rather low standard, 1 3
E stall do 90 fn the aplet of the 3
Christian religion, 88 president 3
E 1 shall try to bea Christian gen 3
£ tieman, Twill accord even band- 4
E cal justice and equal tights to all 4
E Seenrdlew ot raceareaion” J
Pofeteteletedeinintntntntetebeteteteedeteieieie
Wisaana 4: Gasbales We: Gacwed.
Governor Marshall, candidate for
vice president, was born in Manches
ter, Tid., a 1854, He was educated at
Wabasit university. He bezan tite as
‘iiccumninehainencae
ees >
CATS
a a KI
Rees oa
EER, wh
Asia)
rat vA
ren
‘THOMAS RILEY MARSHALL.
4 conatry lawyer, In 1908, when his
party was searching for a man to lead
whiat looked like a forlorn hope, le was
invited to lexd and accepted the nouil:
nation for governor.
His record was unhnpeachable, He
appealed to the reason and common
sense of the masses, and particularly
the church people of the state. which
won for him a plurality of 25,000.
He prides himself on saying that Ty-
diana has passed more progressive
legislation than any state in the Union,
He is in every way fitted for the hich
office of vice president of the United
States and can and wil preside with
dignity over the senate.
His views on the tariff and high cost
of living are logical, sound and far
reaching and if followed will solve the
paramount Issues of the campaign.
Roosevelt and Washington—Then and
‘Noi.
| As we remember, when president
“Mr. Roosevelt took considerable pride
“in the fact that he had enterttined at
iuncheon the great Negro edueator. Dr.
Booker T: Wandin. "The sae
Roosevelt, now a candidate for anoth:
‘er term In the presidential chair. seems
‘to reverse himself and declares that
|Mr. Washington, along with his fellow
citizens of the southland, are not even
“worthy of the privilege of sitting iv
‘convention with him. Verily. the
weather vane Is not without commns
nts diary whit
The Way to Secure Law and Order.
When the people of this countes
make a solid stand for law and onder
mob) violence, whieh, has so long ais
graced our fatr land, will be stopped
But this can only be done by support
ing men who stand for justice, equatt
ty before the law and political ex
franchisement.
HHP E RR HR ER EERE
sername
B LADIES! LADIESI! LADIESIIT
B Call your lady friends’ and
‘acquaintances’ attention to our
H uptodate fashion and pattern
ff departments and thus encour-
E age them to subscribe or take
The Gazette regularly. Oblige
B the Editor.
egunsesstesrassenstosergeaSeEEEEESSS
RGNHEEEEHEH REET
FOR MANY OF OUR YOUTH
Wilkinson an Example—Worked His
Way Up by Long, Faithful and
Good Service—Prof. Bruce
Evans Dismissed.
Washington, Di. C—John F. N. Wit
Kinson died the other day, and had at
his funeral Herbert Putnam, Librarian
of Congress; E. H. Porchard, Law Li-
brarian, and a number of other noted
men. Wilkinson was the oldest em-
ploye of the Library of Congress. in
point of service. He was born in 1831,
and in 1857 was appointed by @hiet
Justice Taney as an employe of the
Law Library of the Supreme Court. By
gradual promotions during 50 years of
service he reached the grade of As-
sistant Law Librarian. In all. proba:
bility there is no man who is employed
fn the great white building on the hill
who is any better thought of than Wit
Kinson, He was always courteous,
Kind and obliging, with the courtly
manners of the old-time school of
Southern gentlemen, He is a bright
and shining example of what any sen-
Gible Atro-Ausariean can. make of tim:
f 4
ae 7
Se
fn a” Y
KG \
self if he will, Wilkinson never ag-
sorted himself in any way, and yet he
always got there, and he held the re-
‘spect of everybody who ever knew
him, ‘There is a whole century of wis-
dom in studying the life of a: man like
Wilkinson, Our youth, like the white
youth, spending his days In coarse bad-
inage and coarser company, smoking
cfgarets, using foul language and shoy
ing aside all opportunities to learn to
be a gentleman, will never get any
where near ag high as the place filled
by Wilkinson.
Local school circles were greatly
stirred this week by the dismissal of
Dr. Bruce Evans from the position of
principal of the Armstrong Manual
‘Training Schoo! and also from the po:
sition of assistant director of public
night schools, at a meeting of the
Board of Education Wednesday after-
noon, Friends of the deposed ,princt-
pal say he will fight it out in’ court.
‘The recommendation for dismissal was
made by Superintendent of Schools
Davidson, following a request from
Roscoe €. Bruce, assistant superin-
tendent of colored schools. The Ais:
missal was based on the allegation
that Dr, Evans was “found Jacking in
the necessary academic, pedagogic and
administrative qualifications of a com-
petent high school principal or teach-
er, and for the good of the service.”
It is sald that Dr, Evans has been un-
der investigation for some time. Dr.
Evans has been in public schools since
1885, and has been principal of the
Armstrong School since 1901, and three
years later Was made assistant direct-
or of night schools. Garnett C, Wil
kinson, of the M Street High School
has been appointed to sueceed him at
the Armstrong School and A. C. New:
inan, principal of the Armstrong Night
Seliol, made assistant director of
night ‘schools. Mr. Evans eame to
Washingion from Oberlin, O,, many
era Rie
| REFUSES $40,000 CASH BAIL.
| Chicago, ML—U. S. Judge Carpen-
ter Tuesday afternoon refused $40,000
‘cash bail for Jack Johnson, champion
pugilist, confined ih the county. fail
awaiting trial on charges of violating
the Mann act proiibiting. interstate
trate in women. The $40,000, cash
bond was offered ‘by counsel for John-
800
TEDDY'S CHICAGO LIEUTENANT
HOWLs.
Chicago, IL, Nov. 8, 1912,
| Editor Gazette, Dear Sir: — The
craziest paper in Chicago, which, con-
sidering our daily press, is saying a
great deal, though not overstating the
ease, the Chicago Tribune, is “dee
lighted” at the defeat of the Repub-
lean ticket and, in a lengthy diatribe
against, Taft ‘says, among other
“things”: “The republican organiza-
tion South is picking cotton (!); the
republican organization north is out
‘of power,” and over both conditions
the Roosevelt circus clown is evident-
ly elated. Now add |, it is more hon-
crable to pick cotton, humble though
the position is, than’ to deplore the
possibility of “workingmen to obtain
the powers of government,” which
this self'same paper dreaded, in case
Mr. Snob Roosevelt be not’ elected!
Before God, whose name the Moosers
took in vain so often in this cam-
paign, which Teddy rendered nauseous
to all men of decent education, it is
better to be a cotton picker than a
Pharisee.
Jacob Egbert.
isielalis ie
The general impression that the
Englishman's life is rather prosy is
supported by the statement of a Lon:
doner who visited at Clay Center, He
said he never had tasted fried chick
en or strawberry shortcake, the two
being unknown to the culinary art ip
his country.—Kansas City Star.
“Bait! Was Good.
“How did so. come to buy that
worthless mining stock?" “Well, you
see, 1 thought 't was all right. The
man who sold lt to me had mahogany
furniture in his office, tall brass cug
pidors and a swell rug on hly floor.’—
Detroit Free Press,
Adam's Satisfaction,
Adam was surveying the animale
he was called upon to name. He
smiled with satisfaction as he re.
marked: “Whatever else may hap
pen, there never will be a shortege
in the supply of party emblems.”
Ideals the Guiding Star.
Ideals are like stars; you will not
succeed in touching them with your
hands. But, Ifke the seafaring man
on deserts of water, you choose them
as your guides, and following them
yeach your destiny---Cart Schura
— BY “THE OLD RELIA-
SLE” GAZETTE'S CORRE:
SPONDENTS.
What Our People Are Doing Each
‘Week—Chureh, Personal, Social,
‘Lodge, Literary and Mu-
sical — Marriages,
Deaths, Ete.
| Smithfield.—Mr. and Mrs. Reed and
little daughter of Steubenville attend-
ed ‘services here, Sunday evening.
She and her daughter will be guests
of Mr. and Mrs, Nelson Mitchell for
& Week. Mr, Reed returned. home
Monday.—Mrs, Edward West has. re
| turned’ from Pittsburg. —Mr. 0. Munts
|of Flushing, visited relatives here last
| week.—Mendames BN. “Harris, 3
|Hreeman and R, Veney were guests,
last Friday, of Mrs, Katie Christian,
| who recently” bad born to. her’ fine,
twin girls--Mr, and Mrs. Homer Har:
His," were in Dillonvale, Saturday.
Mr. James Harris, sr, 18 again at
tending church services. — Mr. Fred
{saith a irserii spent Sunday
lacie aeues ar teiee
Ashtabula. — Mr. and Mrs. Under-
wood entertained in honor of, their
sister from Bellefontaine. — Games,
ete-—Mr. Wallace Taylor and Mr.
Viey Ross of Geneva, visited friends,
Friday. —Miss Anna it. Hurd was in
Geneva, Friday. — The Royal social
club will give their 4th annual party,
‘Thanksgiving night, at Morrison hail.
Cleveland friends are expected.—Mrs.
Ina fteeler has gone to Ironton to
spend the winter Mrs, Luey Johnson
and Mrs. Fred Dill were here, Sun-
day, Mr. Dill recently passed through
enroute to Oberlin—Mrs, Swain of
Rochester, Pa,, who visited her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Blainer, has returned home,
‘Thos. 8, Green, sr., was in Youngs:
town, Friday, visiting Lawyer Thos.
E. Green, jr-—Mr. Harvey Cogar, for
merly of Ashtabula, who visited here,
returned to Buffalo. — The Autumn
Leaf club met at Mrs. Marie Under-
Wood's, Lunch and games,
Corresponaents must mail ail let:
ters for publication at their main
postoffice sufficiently early on Monday
(or Sunday) of each week to have
them reach The Gazette office on
Tuesday morning, and always. write,
also, their names and that of their
city or town on the outside of the
wrapper about returned coples. Un
less this latter is done, propes credit
cannot be given you. Lists of names,
Wedding presents, etc.. obituary no-
tices, speeches, resolutions, poetry, in
quiries for relatives and advertise
ments of all kinds, including items
gnnouncing entertainments to be held
in the near future, must be paid for
‘in advance at the Tate of ten cents a
line, six words to a line. Our rates
for display advertisements will be
sent on application. Send postal note
‘and not stamps during warm weather.
| Sandusky.—The old folks’ concert
at Neal street A.M, E. church, last
Week, was a success, Messrs, Smith
and ‘Thompson and Mesdames ‘Tanner
and Brown did well. Rev. and Mrs.
5. C, Turner are in’ thelr new home
‘on Jemlerson st—The Second Baptist
‘chureh’s. six Week rally, Sunday, re-
sulted as follows: Mrs, Minerva
Washington, captain, Mrs, Mary
Jones, lieutenant, $20; Ms. Susan
‘Taylor, captain, Mrs, Mattie Richards,
Jieutenant, $22.50; Mrs. G. D. Smith,
‘captain, irs, O. B. Shackelford, lien
tenant, $51.65: Mrs. Jas, Davies, cap
tain, Mrs, David Anderson, lieutenant
SUL55; total, $155.50, ‘The pastor and
officers of the church thank the eap-
tains and lieutenants of the four com-
panies and the many friends who aid-
ed in the success of the rally. Rev.
B. H, Ware, the missionary from the
N. 6. Baptist district, will be here
Sinday. ‘The B. Y. P. U. program vas
excellent, J. 8. Davis, choir director,
gave w fifteen minute song service,
which was fine. Be sure to hear next
Sundey’s. Sunday morning, com-
munion and ‘Thanksgiving services.
Dinner at the church, Rev. J.C.
Wusier all oreneee
Youngstown. —On Thursday after-
noon John Barrett, sr., and son, John,
returned to their’ home in E.’ Front
st., and started a, fire in the stove.
“To hurry it along” they poured gaso-
line in the stove, by mistake, and an
explosion followed. The son ran to
the yard and not seeing his father,
ran back into the house and found
him lying on the floor all-in flames.
In trying to save his father, the son
was terribly burned. Both son and
father were hurried to the city hos:
pital. The father died, Friday, and
the son is in a critical condition at
this writing. ‘The father leaves six
children:. Mark and John, Mrs, Mattie
Kelley, Mrs. Susie Hodge of Alliance,
Mrs, Will Hall of Chicago, Miss Jessie
Barrett of Sebring, and’ a host of
relatives and friends to mourn his
demise. Funeral, Tuesday, from Oak
Hill Ave., church—Mrs. V. Stewart
and Mrs. Ada Peterson are ill.—Sell
Thomas and Fred Hanis opened a bar-
ber shop in Chestnut st.,. recently.—
Mrs. Edward Smiley is able to be out
again.—C. Mitchell was in Pittsburg
last week.—Norfolk Garnes fs visiting
relatives, this week. — Hon. W. R.
Stewart was in Pittsburg, recently —
The woman's auxiliary of St. Augus-
tine P. B. mission, Rev. J. T. Ogburn,
rector, 1s planning for its annual fair,
Dec. $ and 4, in Elk’s hall. The
friends should ‘rally to its support and
help make the fair the best in the
history of the mission—Rev. J. M.
Gilmere is quietly pushing the inter-
ests of Oak Hill Ave., church.
Lee: Goukt Abo te.
Married a month, 2 young man told
the magistrate that his wife had done
the following things: Torn up the
marriage-certificate, pawned the ring,
torn up her wedding-dress, assaulted
him. She followed him to court, he
added, but he managed to dodge her.
‘The Clerk: “You took her for better
or worse, and you seem to have go:
thas senna
AGENTS! READ!
‘When your Gazettes are not
Golivered on Friday mornings,
call at your Central Postofiice
General Delivery Window for
them In the afternoon ef the
‘came day. —adltor. |
wen soe tose acho, caused DY
ie ee
Man's Eating.
ee yc ke clon
gud» tird Uh comeing Boot
for him to eat, whatever kind he is.
NORTHERN PAPER
ON THE PROBLEM
Gives History of Third Term
Candidate's Politica! Taties.
SCORNS ADVIGE OF FRIENDS,
Attitude of One Time Advocate of “AIL
Men Up and No Man Down” Toward
the Manhood Rights of Colored
‘Americans Disqualifies Him For Fu-
ture National Leadership.
Under the caption “The Deserted
Neato” the New ‘York Evening Post,
edited and owned by Oswald Gar-
ison Villard, grandson of the great
Apostle of human liberty, speaking of
(xPresident Rooseveli's recent po-
litfeal tactics, says:
te, Roosevelt had bis sway in Cb
cago, Despite the protests of Jane
Addams and many others, the party of
cMtoarsy" whieh bases its hopes fOr
success on its program of sockil Jus-
tice, committed the injustice of throw-
ing ont the Negro delegates from the
south, declaring for a “lily white” pol-
Tey there and adopting its platform
without a single reference of any tind
to the colored mau.
"The terrible injustice done him the
comity over, the denia! of eivfe and
political rights guaranteed to him. his
practically complete distranchisement
in the sputh—all of these things were
forgotteh beeause the apostle of justice
himself hopes, with what Jane Ad-
dams herself called “statesmantike ()
policy,” to break up the solid south.
‘The’ Jews themselves, to whoin be
has toadied and whom he bas flattered
by bigh appointments, he wonld dis-
card as readily as he has Mr. Taft,
Mr. Root and his other tried friends
‘and cabinet assoclates should there
be political prout to be kaiued by
taking an antiSemitic position. If
there is any one group of men and
women in this country suffering from
oppression it 1s the colored people,
Dut the party of soctal Justice is to
think only of the wrongs done to
whites!
Wants Support of Southern Whites:
Undoubtedly Mr. Roosevelt Is certain
that before the campaign is far along
he will win back the disaffected Ne-
toes, He has beyond question achley-
ed what seemed the Impossible in re-
zalning the affections of many djs-
gruntled whites in the south after the
Booker Washington luncheon and of
the Negroes after the Brownsville epk-
sode.
Tis friends will not hesitate to use
money in his behalf, and the Negro
himself, slow to anger and easy going,
/may recall those many handsome ae-
‘tions of Roosevelt in the White House
and those mauly and just letters on
the Negro question the hypocrisy of
whieh he has now so clearly demon-
strated. Perhaps the Negro will be
fooled again as he has been so many
‘times before,
Yet we cannot think this so likely
‘this timé, for there ts increasing inde.
Dendence of thought among the edu-
“cated colored people as well as 1 grow
‘ing realization of thelr political pow-
er. As Andrew B, Humphrey has
pointed out, it Is a faet that the 600
000 Negtoes in twenty-two states may
‘elect the next president. ‘They would,
‘if they could but stand together, 1f
‘they had but the group consciousness
and solidarity so marked among others
‘In our cosmopolitan population.
Meaning of Independence In Voting.
It is unnecessary to say that if they
‘had this political cohesiveness Mr.
Roosevelt would prefer their votes to
those of the southerners who, he hopes,
will give him the electoral vote of
North Carolina or Georgia or Ala: |
bama. But he knows that it is almost
impossible to trace a single political
outcome, even in Ohlo, to the colored
voters as a whole, He hitmselt, as Re-
publican president and also as dele-
gate to Republican conventions since
1884, helped to fool the Negroes with
solemn promises about the enforce:
ment of the fourteenth and fifteenth
amendments, which were cavallerty
disregarded after the votes were in.
Like hs Republican associates, be
bas pulled the wool over their eyes so
often as to feel certain of his ability
to do it again, and the chances are in
his favor. Yet year by year independ-
ence does grow among the colored vot-
ers. If many’ vote for Roosevelt thls
Sear It will help to break that tie with
the Republican party which has kept
the bulk of the Negroes in thralldom
10 it.
By so much more will the habit of
independent voting be established,
while those among them who have seen
through Roosevelt at last will thereby
be rendered the less itkely to worship
false gods hereafter. ‘That Mr. Roose
velt did not see ft to placate the race
by one of those platitudinous expres.
sions of sympathy that leave a grate.
fal feeling with those whom it is in-
tended to help, yet butter no parsnipa,
fe a genuie surprise. He seems
have lost some of his political skill.
Race Passing Through Stormy Peried.!
‘That the whole episode will embitter|
the unhappy lot of the Negroes of the:
country tet no one doubt. It is dificult
for those whe: are enfranchised and se-,
clally free to*realize how terrible the!
thorden this rae bens: her
the handicn afl eo Menseering
sitbout the how helpless it 1s
bt to tar eke ite amcnen
Theodore B. Green,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
508-510 Superior Building.
Office, Main 3076.
Residence, Eddy 2086-R.
CLEVELAND, O.
G. G. REED'S
Dry Goods and
Gents' Furnishings,
A Complete Line.
DOUBLE STAMPS
TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS.
Cuy. Central 6661 L.
3222 Central Ave., Cleveland, O.
The Best Place on Central Ave...
to get a Good Lunch and Quick Service
J. W. CRAWFORD, PRO'R...
2133 CENTRAL AVE.
Open Evenings for the Accommodation of the Theater Trade.
B. & M. HAIR DRESS-
A delightfully Perfumed Hair-Pomade for making harsh, stubborn, curly hair soft, pliant and glossy. It not only an ideal dressing for the hair but a wonderful hair-grower. It works directly on the scalp and roots of the hair, relieving dandruff and other diseases of the scalp-skin, thereby causing it to grow rich, long and luxurious.
B. & M . Hair Dressing
is becoming more popular every day and is sold strictly on a guarantee.
2742 Central Ave Selling Agents.
Travis & Strawder
CAREFUL MOVERS OF FURNI
TURE and PIANOS
Light and Heavy Expressing.
Orders Promptly Attended to.
Prices Reasonable.
Office and Residence:
2903 Central Ave., Cleveland, Ohio.
Cuy. Cen. 8182R.
TELEPHONES:
Bell, Eddy 1100L.
Cuy., Central 1745R.
PALACE HOTEL
Dining and Lunch
Robms, Cigars,
Tobacco &c.
The Best Sleeping and
2733 Central Ave. Cleveland, Ohio
"Poro" College
3100 Pine St. St. Louis, Mo.
THE "PORO" SYSTEM of Scalp and Hair treatment is based on the latest scientific and sanitary methods, effecting a healthy scalp thus promoting a growth of beautiful hair. The treatment is made in connection with the treatment are made and sold exclusively by myself, having the exclusive right to that name; and I alone, know the secret of the composition that bears that name. Our claim has always been that when the hair begins to grow as the result of the use of "PORO," it will continue to do so if only the scalp and hair be kept clean. This sanitary method of treatment also helps to maintain hair in order to prevent the spread of diseases, for it is a fact that hair in an unsanitary condition carries the germs of disease which often prove fatal to innocent persons coming in contact with them. For treatment, call on or address:
MISS KATIE B. COLLIER,
4812 Payne Ave.
Cleveland, Ohio.
---
PURELY PERSONAL
PURCHASE
THE
"GAZETTE" AT
J. S. HALL'S, 3121 Central Ave.
L. SCHWARTZ'S, 2921 Central Ave. Open Sunday.
O. C. SCHROEDER'S, Cuyahoga Bldg. Open Sunday.
ELMER F. BOYD'S, 2604 Central Ave.
F. VALENTINE'S, 2130 Central Ave.
SAM, FERTMAN'S, 3608 Central Ave.
J. E. BRANHAM'S, 4401 Central Ave.
MILLER'S, 2249 E. 105th St.
SPURLOCK'S, 2737 Central Ave.
PUSHAW, Superior Arcade.
SAM COHEN, 2928 Central Ave.
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS!--Subscribers not receiving The Gazette regularly should notify us at once. We desire every copy delivered promptly. We advise our patrons to carefully examine The Gazette's advertisements before making purchases. Business men who advertise in this paper should have the patronage of Afro-Americans. The fact that they advertise is assurance that they want it. Local reading notices (advertisements) ten cents a line (six words in a line.)
For Rent.—Six room house with bath. Inquire of Geo. Brooks, 2327 E. 90th St.
FOR RENT.—Houses—If you have places to rent or if you want to rent—notify The Gazette.
NOTARY PUBLIC—For such services call at The Gazette office, No. 3 Blackstone Building, No. 1422 W. 3d Street, near Superior avenue.
Mrs. S. A. Dobbins of Pittsburg, a rived in the city, Thursday, to attend the trial of the chauffer (white) who was driving the automobile that killed her brother, Mr. Junius Carter, in Central Ave. Oct. 27.
Thursday afternoon and evening Nov. 28, which is next week, all lovers of dancing will "trek" to Orkin Hall, 3623 Central Ave. May Moore orchestra will furnish the music. See advertisement elsewhere in this paper—Adv.
Mrs. Blanche Gilmore and Mrs. Bessie Kitzmiller visited Youngstown, recently.
L. G. Adkins has never served bigger, better, cleaner or more whole some meals than he is providing it.
Mr. Douglass' mother, died suddenly last week. He is a musician. Chas. Reed, plumber, also died suddenly Sunday night.
At Mt. Haven Baptist church, the pastor will preach morning and evening. Sunday. Rev. J. E. Thompson will preach at 3 p. m. M. S. and B. Y. P. U. at the usual hours.
Do you want employment? Mr. Lezgus, of the May Co., in the basement, wishes two good boys, between 16 and 20 years of age. Steady employment.
About $300 was received as a result of the Old Folks' Home ingathering. More vegetables, provisions, etc., were received this year than ever before.
Current rumor has it that Tim S. Brannum and Miss Brown, daughter of Mr. Frank Brown, were married recently. Mr. Brannum was divorced last wife, in Columbus, some months ago.
Shiloh Baptist church revival services are packing the auditorium nightly. Over fifty are reclaimed at Tuesday's evening service. Some excellent speakers, visiting ministers, are assisting the pastor, Rev. Edward H. Smith. Be sure to attend.
If you cannot get new garments this season, 1 alter, repair, clean, dye and overhaul old garments for both ladies and gentlemen. Anything in this line? Bring them in and let us look them over. Rufus S. Justice, tailor, 4316 Central Ave. One of the race—Adv.
Fred D. Sampson sent us a souvenir card, Monday, from Ft. Mt. Fliers, Fla., on which he wrote: "Am way down on the western coast of the peninsula, picking grape-fruit by the clusters and eating oranges like peanuts." That's alright. Fred, only bring some milk and lace and to the Gazette office.
Our City Federation of Women's Clubs' formal "opening" of their social settlement house on Central Ave. (adjoining the municipal playground), occurred, Nov. 14th. Light refreshments were served. The editor of the Gazette and other spoke on the district. The cooperation of all is desired. Mrs. Sarah Mitchell Bailey, secy.
* * * *
The Ministers' Alliance, which adjourned early in the summer, until this fall, after doing much splendid service, not only for their charges, but also for all of our people of this community and the state, will resume their weekly meetings on Nov. 14th, bringing them to a regular meeting place—in the study of Cory M. E. church, corner E. 35th St. and Scovill Av. All of our local clergy, especially the new ministers, are urged to be present at 10 a. m.
It is always a pleasure for The Gazette to encourage our people to patronize business enterprises conducted by members of the race, particularly, especially those who are enterprising enough to push their business in the best way. The Alpha Theater is one of the coolest moving picture houses in the city; its management is enterprising, the house is properly cared for and conducted. It gives the latest and best pictures, vaudeville, etc., and ought to be even more largely patronized by our people of this community. The best pictures shown in the city are invariably the most glamorous afternoons and evenings, as well as on the evenings of the week. Go in and see for yourself.
PURCHASE
THE
"GAZETTE" AT
THE GAZETTE, CLEVELAND, O. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1912.
ibers not receiving The Gazette reguisire every copy delivered promptly.amine The Gazette's advertisements
s men who advertise in this paper
Americans. The fact that they ad-
tit. ten cents a line (six words in a line.)
Mrs. S. A. Dobbins of Pittsburg, arrived in the city, Thursday, to attend the trial of the chaffeur (white) who was driving the automobile that killed her brother, Mr. Junius Carter, in Central Ave., Oct. 27.
Thursday afternoon and evening, Nov. 28, which is next week, all lovers of dancing will "trek" to Orkin's Hall, 3623 Central Ave. May Moore's orchestra will furnish the music. See advertisement elsewhere in this paper.—Adv.
L. G. Adkins has never served bigger, better, cleaner or more wholesome meals than he is providing in his newly renovated restaurant at 2613 Central Ave. Popular prices and the very best service. Go in and see for yourself.—Adv.
Thanksgiving Nov. 28! All orders for men's new suits or overcoats received by Nov. 16th, will be delivered for Thanksgiving. Highest grade of workmanship and fit guaranteed. Order now! Rufus S. Justice, tailor, 4316 Central Ave. One of the race.—Adv.
Why not go to Adkins' home restaurant to eat? It is the best place in Cleveland for our people. You will find everybody there and you can get good food you want well cooked. Good waiters. Souvenirs for the ladies on Thursday. Special chicken dinners. Sundays. L. G. Adkins, 2913 Central Ave.—Adv.
A lecture will be given at Mt. Zion Congregational church, Sunday, at 3 p. m., by Mrs. Arnold Green, a member of the "Board of Education." Subject, "Some Municipal Problems of Interest to both Men and Women." The lecture will be given under club Dr. Dennis L. Leroy, chair. All are invited, Admission free. The club wishes to announce that additional receipts from their musicale, a testimonial to Mr. John Ballard, brings the total amount cleared from the entertainment, to $35.40.
Tuesday evening, the 12th, an enjoyable surprise reception was tendered Mr. and Mrs. W. O. Bowles at their home, 2483 E. 40th St., the occasion being the 38th anniversary of their marriage. Many beautiful and useful presents were received, among them being large portraits of themselves as members of their surviving children, G. C. Bowles of Pittsburgh, J. H. Bowles of Buffalo, Harry and Miss Ora Bowles of Cleveland. The evening was enlivened with music by the mission orchestra, a vocal quartette, soloists, and congratulatory addresses.
Do not fail to read carefully the Alpha Theater advertisement elsewhere in this paper. "Lured from Home, or The Power of Love," a sensational drama in three parts, thirty exciting scenes, will be shown on Monday afternoon and evening. Do not miss it! Next week, beginning Monday evening, the Booker Washington Stock Co., with Nash Coleman and Willie Owens, originators of real fun and ten pretty girls, all stars, will be at the Alpha Theater. This is an exceptionally fine attraction.—Adv.
FOR SALE
Houses and lots in Oberlin, Ohio, and in a most desirable locality; surroundings excellent; cheap and on easy terms. Address or see D. C. Fisher, 554 Broadway, Lorain, Ohio. Phone, residence, 555; office, 385.
"Shall I empty your wastebasket?" asked the janitor. "It is brimful of correspondence." "No." answered the man who is combining politics with high finance. "Just hand me my bonds and stock certificates and I'll stuff 'em in some pigeonhole so that you can lock the waste-basket in the safe."
"Costermonger."
Ribbed costard apples, a cooking kind, are now to be seen in the shops. The costard is referred to in the household accounts of Edward I., in whose reign the street seller of the apple was called a costardmonger—hence "costermonger" and "coster."—London Standard.
Apology.
Conjurer—"Now, sir, you admit that the card you have just taken out of the handkerchief is the queen of clubs, yet the card you choose and securely there—namely, the ace of spades—I now produce from this hat." Timid Volunteer—"So sorry—my mistake"—Punch.
Home Happiness.
Probably nineteen-twentieths of the happiness you will ever have, you will get at home. The independence that comes to a man when his work is over, and the feeling that he has run out of the storm into the quiet harbor of home, where he can rest in peace and with his family, is something real.
Again We Say
Subscribe for THIS PAPER
Caution.
LURED from HOME or THE POWER OF LOVE
A Sensational Drama in Three Parts. 30 Exciting Scenes. A Story of Every Day Life in the Big Cities See the Battle for Life. The Great Duel Scene. Fast Life in Paris.
A Powerful Drama Showing a Mother's Wrongs Righted For the Love of Her Child. No one can afford to miss the most thrilling Motion Picture Drama of the Day.
Alpha Theater, Suuday Nov.17
Week of November 18, Joe Golphin presents the Booker Washington Stock Co., with Nash Coleman and Willie Owens. Originators of Real Fun with --10 Pretty Girls-- ALL STARS.
THE MECHANICS' BANK.
Editor John Mitchell, jr., President, Withstands a "Run"—Banks (white) Offer Money-Aid, Not Needed.
Richmond, Va.—The "run" on the Mechanics' Savings Bank, recently, fully tested the financial soundness of that institution. J. S. Stewart appeared at the bank to draw out $10.85, Oct. 28. As it was after banking hours, W. T. Davis, the paying teller, told him to come back the next day, which he did.
Dry Goods and Notions
Ladies' Dresses, Ladies' Underwear, Aprons and Children's Clothes made to order. Fancy Waists.
Give us your Christmas Orders now.
THE BANK OF NEW YORK
The Mechanics' Bank.
In the meantime it appears that Mr. Stewart had spread the report that the bank could not meet its demands, and a "run" began. President John Mitchell, jr., directed Cashier Wyatt to pay all persons who demanded their money, and piles of money greeted the gaze of those who came after their deposits. The American National and the First National Banks offered President Mitchell any aid that he might need, and pretty soon a truck filled with all kinds of money drew up behind the bank, but, indeed, however, as the bank's reserve was sufficient for all needs. On Oct. 30 and 31, $15,407 was withdrawn, but on Nov. 1 confidence seemed to have been restored as over $5,000 was redeposit.
John Mitchell, Jr.
ed, white $2,000 more came in on Nov. 2, and last week added still more to the number of folk "who came back home." When State Banking Commissioner Barkside heard there was a "run" on the bank he stationed himself in the bank in order to assure all depositors that the institution was perfectly solvent. The Machanies Bank is a member of the local Clearing House Association and observes the rules laid down by the association. It is run on a computerized lines, and the new $50,000 four-story store and office building. It built, and occupies part of, renting the remainder. The bank's fixtures cost $15,000. There are 2,000 depositors and 350 stockholders.
Rabbits Cause Immense Loss.
Observant and experienced men compute that eight or ten rabbits eat or destroy as much grass as one sheep. As there as so many millions of rabbits in Australia, the loss in the carrying capacity of the country is appalling. The pest in New South Wales is spreading, notwithstanding all that is being done in the shape of trapping, poisoning, fumigating, and digging out.
Pretty Girls and Plain Men.
When a pretty woman marries a plain man it is not because she pites him. A woman loves a man because of his strength. His determination appeals to her, and wins her in the end, though she may not have been attracted to him in the beginning. Firmness compels a woman's admiration and respect, and that is the first stepping stone to love.
Child-Training
It is not fair to a small child for the parents or nurse to be careless about the little things that develop thoughtfulness, self-reliance and self-control in a child. Self-control is a characteristic absolutely essential to manhood or womanhood, and it is not learned in a day. It is the result of patient teaching and training through all the long years of babyhood and childhood.
Thought His Duty Ended.
The Duc de Raguse once explained to the Countess de Boigne the nature of his connection with the emperor as follows: "When the emperor said, 'All for France,' I served with enthusiasm; when he said, 'France and I,' I served with obedience; but when he said, 'I without France, I felt the necessity of separating from him.'
Didn't Appreciate Whitman.
Shortly after Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" made its appearance, J. T. Trowbridge was walking with Lowell in Cambridge, when the latter pointed out a door-way sign, "Groceries," with the letters set zizak, to produce a bizarre effect. "That," said he, "is Walt Whitman—with very common goods inside."
Ladies' Dresses, Ladies'
Underwear, Aprons and
Children's Clothes made
to order. Fancy Waists.
Give us your Christmas
Orders now.
'Phone (House No.), Doan 1082J.
THANKSGIVING DAY
DANCE AT ORKIN'S HALL
3623 Central Ave.
Dancing Afternoon and Evening.
We will assure all that this
DANCE WILL BE THE BEST
in the city.
Cards in the afternoon 25
cents: Evening 35c.
All out-of-town people invited.
MAY MOORE'S ORCHESTRA.
G. W. TURPIN, Floor Mgr.
BEN BAIRD
THE SIGNIST
SIGNS AND SHOW, CARDS
OF ALL KINDS.
2352 E. 34th St., Cleveland, Ohio.
EYE-
SHURON
GLASSES
THE GRIP THAT HOLDS
P. A. HOERET.
Optical Specialist.
Eyes Examined For Satisfaction
Guaranteed.
11. The Taylor Arcade.
Mme.L. C. Parrish
HAIR CULTURING, MANICURING
AND SCALP TREATMENT
Largest Manufacturer of Hair Preparations in Boston
Imported Importers of Pure Human Hair
Trained in the best schools. Many years experience.
Honest dealing with the public.
M. GOLDMAN,
Dry Goods, Hosiery,
Notions, Etc..
Ladies and Gents Furnishings, Curtains,
Oil Cloth, &c.
3003 Central Ave., Cor. E. 30th St.
Cleveland, Ohio.
'Phone, Cen. 2189 W.
Open from 1 a.
m. to 10 p. m.
Noon-Day Dinner
from 11:30 a.m. to2 3-p.m.
THE MAGIC IS TWO TWICE LARGER THAN PICTURE IT IS
STEEL HEATING BAR
SHAMPOO CHRIST MAGIC
10
MAGIC HEATING BAR
LADIES LOOK!
Every ladie
hair. If she
Magic dries
gather she
gather she
ing bar which irons the hair, is alone, put into the
The Aluminum Comb is easily detached from
ed the comb goes back into place and is held by
The Magic Heater is also suitable for curling
handbag.
Fill with alcohol
and light here.
Magic Shampoo Drier $1.00. Magic Alcohol
for literature today.
Magic Shampoo Drier Co.
HALF THOUSAND A
THE M
AND
MAILED
SEND MONEY
Every lady can have her hair if she uses a Moth. Magic dress the hair, remove a straighten the colored head of the hair, because the comb is put into the flame of the alcohol detached from the heating boiler and is held by a turn of the hair for curling irons, has a coil of magic Alcohol Heater $0.50. L.L. Co. Minneapolis IND ALL WO
The Magic will not burn or injure the hair, because the comb is never heated. The steel heating bar which irons the hair, is alone, put into the flame of the alcohol or gas heater. The Alcohol Can easily be pulled from the heating bar, then, after the bar is heated the comb goes back into place and is held by a turn of the handle.
The Magic Heater is also suitable for curling hair, has a cover and can be carried in a hamper.
Fill with alcohol and with light oil
Magic Shampoo Drier $1.00. Magic Alcohol Heater $2.00. Liberal terms to agents. Write for literature today.
Magic Shampoo Drier Co. Minneapolis, Minnesota.
HALF THOUSAND ALL WOOL FABRICS
Representing a Million Dollar Stock of Woolens for
Fall and Winter.
THE SURPRISES IN STORE FOR
YOU ARE MANY.
If you are a lover of the
Fineest Makers in High Grade
Tailored Gearm
Come and see the new fabrics, the new color tone, the new fashions and let me show you 39 special Justice features in making. Be your requirements an Overcoat, Suit or just a pair of Trousers, give us a trial. I also have a clear dress for the ment; altering and putting old clothes in order is my Special. Yes, I am a Colored man, a member of the race. Come and see me.
RUEUS S. JUSTICE,
TAILOR.
14316 Central Avenue, near the
Elks' Building...
Taylor's New S
and Hair Stra
The Best in
This Comb, properly heated, and the use of
crimpy hair straight and silky at every str
Don't put it off until send $1.00 today
PRICE OF COMB $1.
Fill with alcohol and light here
Here is the top
TAYLOR'S SPECIAL ALCOHOL HEATER
of Jeeting the Comb, and can be closed up so th
For best results use LaCreole Hair Poms
the Comb Straightener, but promotes a funniest
spend Pop MW FREE CATALOGUE Illus
of Hair Goods in this country for colored people
padours, Hair Pine, Combs, Brushes, etc.
Agents Wanted.
T. W. T
When writing please
Pure Beer Bottle
Order a
Gold
Bottle
THE CLEVELAND
BREWING
Delivered at the H
New Shampo
Straighter
st in the
and the use of LaCreole Hair K
sty at every stroke and until it is
woolled and get the con
Taylor's New Shampoo Dryer and Hair Straightener!
The Best in the World!
This Comb, properly heated, and the use of LaCreole Hair Pomade, will bring the rarest
crimpy hair straight and silky at every stroke and cause a rapid growth of the hair.
Don't put it off but send $1.00 today and get the comb by return mail.
PHOL. HEATER is the handiest
colored up so that you can put it
on hair Poumade. It not only
notes a luxuria at growth of the
PAUL GUIPH illustrating the lace
colored people, such as Benga
hea, etc.
T. W. TAYLOR
writing please mention this pass
Bottled at the
under a Casey
old Boo
Bottled Bee
TAYLOR'S SPECIAL ALCOHOL HEATER is the handiest and most convenient method of heating the Comb, and can be closed up so that you can put it in your landbag. Price $26 for the Comb Straightener, but promotes a luxurious growth of the hair. Price $26.
SEND FOR MY FREE CATALOGUE illustrating the Largest and Most Complete Line of Hair Goods in this country for colored people, such as Benge, Wigs, Puffs, Switches, Pompadours, Hair Plines, Brushes, Scis. etc.
Agents Wanted.
T. W. TAYLOR, Howell, Mich.
When writing please mention this paper.
ELAND & S
WING COMP
the Home.
Delivered at the Home. Both Phones.
DARBER, HAIRDRESSING AND
MANICURING SCHOOLS.
By our method everybody can learn the
trade in short time; expenses small, and
you can earn money while at school.
Send for information. A special invi-
tation is extended to prospective colored
students.
NOSSOKOFF, 1455 PENN AVENUE,
PITTSBURGH, PA
```markdown
```
A. B.
THE MAGIC SHAMPOO DRIER AND HAIR-STRAIGHTENER
MAILED ANYWHERE IN U.S. POSTAGE PAID- SEND MONEY BY POSTOFFICE MONEY ORDER.
each has a beautiful and luxurious head hea e uses a MAGIC. After a shampoo or bath he b is the hair, removing the danduff, and is wi lk. cause the comb is never heated. The steel heat flame of the alcohol or gas heater, from a heating hatch, after the bar is hea lting turn of the handle, has a cover and can be carried in a Heater $0.50. Liberal terms to agents. Write Minneapolis, Minnesota.
ALL WOOL FABRICS
944
Shampoo Dryer
nightener!
in the World!
Of Lacrete Hair Pomade, will bring the most
trock and reuse a rapid growth of the hair,
and get the most out of it.
Larze, Heavy, Strong and Durable. Made of
copper and brass assorted together and cut
end of gibb to prevent the handle from se-
ting or coming off. Remember it all in
one piece. Nothing to set out of order.
Price of Hair Straightener and Alcohol Heater complete $1.50.
ER is the handiest and most convenient method that you can put it in your hand-bag. Price 20c made. It not only meets every requirements of last growth of the hair. Price 25c. Illustrating the Largest and Most Complete Line shape, such as Benge, Wigs, Puffs, Switches, Pom- TAYLOR, Howell, Mich. to mention this paper
led at the Brewery
a Case of
Bond
ed Beer
D & SANDUSKY
COMPANY
Home. Both Phones.
A Complete Line
DRY GOODS, LADIES' and GENTS'
FURNISHINGS.
3816 and 3826 Central Ave.
Double Stamps on Tuesdays and
Fridays.
BRIEF NEWS NOTES FOR THE BUSY MAN
MOST IMPORTANT EVENTS OF THE PAST WEEK, TOLD IN CONDENSED FORM.
ROUND ABOUT THE WORLD
Complete Review of Happenings of Greatest Interest From All Parts of the Globe—Latest Home and Foreign Items.
Politics
The unofficial count of total vote for president in Illinois shows that Wilson obtained 407,470 votes, Rosewell, 391,365, and Taft 256,625. Wilson's plurality was 16,105, but he lacked 180,162 of a majority.
Unofficial returns received in Albany, N. Y., indicate that the proposal to bond the state for $50,000,000 to continue the work of improving the state's highways was adopted at the election. The New York State Automobile association estimates that the proposition was carried by at least $350,000.
Washington
The United Daughters of the Confederacy met in Washington and laid the cornerstone of the Confederate monument in Arlington cemetery.
Charles Page Bryan, United States ambassador to Japan, tendered his resignation to President Taft, who reluctantly accepted it. Mr. Bryan gave ill health, brought on by a carriage accident in Japan, as the reason for his resignation. He is now at his home in Elmhurst, Ill., receiving medical treatment.
A man claiming to be Jesse Dowdell of Silverwood, Ind., who insisted on seeing President Taft to get him to lower the cost of living, was taken into custody at the White House. He was unarmed and will be examined as to his sanity.
---
Postmaster General Hitchcock announced that approximately $28,000,000 had been deposited to date in postal savings depositories by 290,000 individuals, averaging $96 per depositor. The system is now operated in 12,773 postoffices and 7,357 banks have qualified to receive postal savings funds.
James Bryce, British ambassador to the United States, has tendered his resignation and will return to England.
There are now on the government's pension roll 538,000 soldiers and sailors, 321,932 dependents and widows and 362 army nurses, according to the annual report of the pension bureau. These include 497,263 survivors of the Civil war, and 328 widows of the War of 1812. To provide for all of them this year, $151,041 has been appropriated, a decrease of $3,276,096 from last year.
Domestic
Upon Mrs. Helen Dwelle Jenkins' testimony that she has no real estate and that nearly all her personal effects were turned over to Deputy Surveyservor Parr for loans made to her, Justice Schnuck, in New York, appointed Philip J. Dunn receiver of her property.
Six men were killed outright and about thirty badly injured in an explosion which demolished pack house No. 3 of the Agna Powder company, three miles east of Gary, Ind. Between 1,000 and 2,000 pounds of new dynamite exploded, damaging other buildings and scattering debris over a mile of territory.
There will be no special session of the Forty-seventh Illinois general assembly to elect two United States senators, one to fill William Lorimer's unexpired term, and the other to succeed retiring Senator Cullom. Attorney General Stead held that a special session would not be legal unless newly-elected members of the legislature were seated.
Col. Pascual Orozco, father of the leader of the Mexican revolution in the north, was arrested at El Paso, Tex., by the military authorities and detained at the guardhouse at Fort Bliss. Army officers and secret service men refused to reveal the charge on which he is held.
Personal taxes on the Astor estate were sworn off in New York. Representatives of the estate declared that October 1 the estate had in-cash $2,200,000, against which there was chargeable $3,000,000 in obligations, including the inheritance tax.
A two hundred and fifty thousand dollar fire destroyed the huge power house of the western plant of the Standard Steel Car foundry in Hammond, Ind. Four thousand men were thrown out of employment indefinitely.
A resident of Chicago, seeking to ease his conscience, sent Secretary MacVeagh of the treasury department a two-cent postage stamp, which he was tempted to use unlawfully. Through error the postoffice had not canceled the stamp.
Four white women and a baby and nine negroes is the death of a rear-end collision between freight and excursion trains on the Yazoo & Mississippi Valley railroad at Montz, 22 miles from New Orleans, and 48 were injured, three probably fatal.
After having been homeless more than half a century, the Clallam Indians in council at Port Townsend, Wash., drew a memorial to congress asking the government to comply with the Indian treaty of 1855 and to restore to them their lands.
William Shapiro, co-defendant of the four gunmen indicted as the actual slayers of the gambler, Herman Rosenthal, testifying at the gunmen's trial in New York for murder, identified the quartet—"Lefty Louie," "Gyp the Blood," "Whitey" Lewis and "Dage" Frank Circifol—as his passengers in the "murder car" which he drove to the Hotel Metropole, where Rosenthal met his fate.
John Schrank pleaded guilty in Milwaukee of attempting to murder Theodore Roosevelt, and in his plea he sought to distinguish between an attack upon Roosevelt as a "menace" and an attack upon Roosevelt as a citizen. Municipal Judge Backus appointed a commission to inquire into Schrank's sanity.
---
Theodore Roosevelt made a formal statement in New York bearing upon the election and the future of the Progressive party. In line with previous expressions of his own and of his colleagues, he reiterates that the "Progressive party has come to stay" and "so far from being over, the battle has just begun."
A permanent pension and employe benefit system, affecting nearly 250,000 persons and including for the first time life insurance features, is announced by the American Telegraph & Telephone company, the Western Union Telegraph company and the Western Electric company, to become effective on January 1. The sum of $10,000,000 has been made available for the plan at the outset.
The body of Capt. Samuel C. Bennett, wealthy mine owner and mine superintendent of Crystal Falls, Mich., was found floating in the waters of Pike river, a mile north of Kenosha, Wis. The coroner's jury returned a verdict that Mr. Bennett had died from heart disease and toppled over into the water.
Balkan War
The official Mir, in an extra edition,
shows plainly that Bulgaria will join
Servia in defying Austria to prevent
the allies from securing a seaport on
the Adriatic, even though such action
may plunge entire Europe in war
* * *
Austria has presented a short ultimatum to Servia and declines any lengthy negotiations. The envoys of Italy and Austria at Belgrade have presented their demands to the Servian prime minister, Pasitch, who refused to accede to them, and left at once for Uskub to confer with King Peter.
---
The outbreak of cholera in Constantinople is assuming serious proportions. Twenty-three cases have occurred among the troops along the Tchatalja lines. There are many more suspected cases among the wounded.
. . .
The United States has identified itself with the Balkan situation by ordering two of its most powerful armored cruisers, the Tennessee and the Montana, from League Island to Constantinople. It is probable that one of the cruisers will go to Constantinople and the other to Beirut, where there is a very large share of American civic and educational interests.
Personal
William Vincent Astor will celebrate his twenty-first birthday this week. Friday he will assume full legal control of the $100,000,000 Astor estate, and will be the youngest man in the world to have in his possession such a fortune.
Delegates to the thirty-second convention of the Farmers' National congress, which met at New Orleans, discussed a proposal for the merger of all agricultural associations under the name of 'the United States Country Life association.
The Clinical Congres of Surgeons of North America met in New York, Dr. Edward Martin of Chicago presiding.
The American Federation of Labor began its annual meeting in Rochester, N. Y., and heard President Gompers' address.
The annual meeting of the American Society of Municipal Improvements met at Dallas, Tex.
William R. Asher, for many years federal judge of Oklahoma territory, is dead at Fordville, N. D., after an illness of three years. Judge Asher was appointed judge of Oklahoma by President McKinley.
The seventh annual meeting of the National Association of Farmers' Institute Workers is being held in Atlanta.
Mr. and Mrs. Jerry Lamphere of Newton, Ill., celebrated their fifty-fifth wedding anniversary. Fifty-seven descendants were present.
John L. Wilson, owner of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, died at a hotel in Washington, D. C., of angina pectoris, after an illness of one hour.
Foreign
Gen. Jose E. Maria Valladares, the noted Honduran revolutionist who in years past has caused much trouble to the governments of Honduras and Nicaragua, was killed by government troops in a skirmish near Ojotona, Honduras, his native town.
Gen. Felix Diaz, condemned to death has escaped from the military prison at Vera Cruz, Mex., and is now in the United States, probably at New Orleans.
The British royal commission on divorce has recommended that the two sexes be placed on an equality before the law with regard to the grounds for divorce, which shall be infidelity, desertion for three years, incurable insanity after five years' confinement and habitual drunkenness found to be incurable after three years.
THE GAZETTE, CLEVELAND, O. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1912.
GREEK QUEEN IN PLEA
TO WOMEN OF AMERICA
Gordon Rose, special correspondent of the Chicago American, wires his pa-
T
per from Athens as follows: "I had the good fortune to travel on the steamer Praga from Brindish to Corinth with her majesty, the queen of Greece, from whom I obtained an exclusive statement. Her majesty traveled with her usual lack of ostentation and was ac-
companied only by one lady in waiting and a courier.
It was many years since I had seen her, and I thought I could recognize in her strong, thoughtful face new lines, perhaps from the worries and cares of the past few weeks. Queen Olga, who is an anunt of the czar, carries herself as one would expect—a queen. Although dressed somberly in black, the only touch of lightness was her gray hair and the natural brightness of her face, which was illuminated by her smile of recognition.
Queen Olga spoke freely and declared that as a devout Christian she had a message for the women of Christendom throughout the world. She said:
"Greece does not fear to throw herself into the scale. She does not fear for what she may lose, nor has she any hope of territorial aggrandement. Greece, like the other Balkan states, has a solemn duty, that of succoring Christian women and children and men suffering the barbarities of Turkish misrule. It is a strange phase of history that has made Greece the champion of Christendom, whilst the great powerful Christian nations stand aside, but this is not a question of politics—it is a question of humanity.
"War can hold no horrors as bad as those of peace under the Turkish flag. There will be many families in destination because those breadwinners who have not carried the colors have come forward as volunteers. There will be many widows, many women weeping for sons who will not come back. Privation and perhaps starvation will be added to the empty chair of him who comes home no more.
"Greece will do all she can to aid her people in distress, but Greece is so small and the distress is so vast that her women will sell their jewels and finery to provide for the stricken, just as they did in the last war. If the women of the great Christian nations who are not asked to sacrifice their men in this latter day crusade would but sacrifice the smallest fraction of their comforts and luxuries for a few weeks, then the men would fight with lighter hearts, knowing that their dear ones are not starving at home.
"Greeks throughout the world are filled with enthusiasm. From all over Europe and Egypt and even America every incoming ship brings a load of parrots. Their enthusiasm is solid. They do not cheer or shout on this grim business. They take it earnestly. If the enthusiasm and grit of the poor man who risks his all means anything, then there is food for reflection in the question of how much civilization has borrowed from Greece."
RUDOLPH SPRECKELS A
WEALTHY FOE OF GRAFT
Since the conviction of Abe Ruef and his associates in San Francisco,
Cal., on charges of political corruption and municipal graft. Rudolph Spreckel has become a leading figure in the fights for purer politics in many large cities in the United States. It was detectives in his employ who uncovered Ruef and his methods and
Cal., on charges of political corruption and municipal graft. Rudolph Spreckels has become a leading figure in the fights for purer politics in many large cities in the United States. It was detectives in his employ who uncovered Ruef and his methods and it was his cash that backed the prosecution of the case.
Mr. Spreckels is a son of Clans Spreckels, who buildup up a great fortune in the sugar business, which figured recently in the investigation of the Sugar trust. He is a brother of John D. Spreckels, who is identified with a great many enterprises in San Francisco and along the Pacific coast and is owner of the San Francisco Call. Mr. Spreckels inherited much of his wealth but even now, in addition to his business, he finds much time to devote to politics and to the driving out of crooks and grafters wherever they may be found.
Women Students In Germany
Women Students in Germany.
Nowhere in the world have the universities a more masculine outward aspect in German, and if we urge by recent statistics, feminism is surely gaining ground even in these strongholds. It is now only four years since women were by law allowed to study at German universities. Now they represent five per cent of the incorporated students. Berlin counts 845 (by far the largest number); Munich 255; Goettingen, 224; Munich, 188; Heldelberg, 165; Freiburg, 149; Breslau, 134, and Leipzig, 103. To this total it is necessary to add nearly 1,800 unattached students, making the grand total of women students in Germany 4,500. The majority are Protestants or Jews. Very few are Catholics. The courses of study most in favor with them are philosophy and history.
A Strong Character
"Mrs. Twobble is a very superior woman."
"I know she has great personal charm, but why do you say she is superior?"
"Because she is the only woman in our neighborhood who didn't get excited over Mrs. Vanderbilt's latest blow-out at Newport."
Foredoomed.
"Dubbs seems to think he's a man of destiny."
---
FACTS FEATURES and FANCIES for WOMEN PARIS.—There is always a period when the writers of fashions wander about in a veritable
haze of perplexity, hesitating to say what will be the best style or what will not. On one side they hear rumors of sensational and drastic changes; on the other that the changes will be scarcely noticeable, and will consist merely of modifications of what is the present mode. As a matter of fact, during that painful time nobody really knows, and it is not until the autumn races commence in Paris and the Parisians, who are responsible for most of the fashions, return that one can speak wind and weather society has been moment has arrived, for in spite of wind and weather societyl has been attending the races at Chantilly for a week or more, and on Sunday the first of the large meetings will begin at Longchamps. Now we can all talk as glibly as we please, for once things are worn the agony is over.
The changes, for of course there are always these changes to be noted, that have evidently come to stay, by no means sensational nor drastic, but they are improvements and in some cases marked ones. The first is that longer skirts are sure and certain, and the second is the decided differences in the materials that are being used.
Long. Slim Look Retained.
Fortunately, the long skirt is not going to appear for street frocks, but only for afternoon gowns and for those intended for evening wear. There is no doubt but what these are far prettier and more graceful than the much abbreviated skirts that have been worn in all occasions, even the most informal.
Some of these newest ones are so little on the ground that one would hardly notice that they train, but they fall with just the least bit of flare about their lower edge and are possibly an inch on the floor. Others, afternoon, as well as evening gowns, show decided trains, some being small and pointed, others fairly long and showing a more generous allowance of material in their sweeping lines. None of them has the drawn in appearance of the trained skirt of a season or more ago, for if the skirt is narrow the front and sides are invariably slightly lifted to display a petticoat beneath, or there are cunning little lace plaitings that are insertion in the bottom of the skirt to give it extra fullness. In this manner the long, slim look that women have found to be becoming is all with this they have greater freedom of movement and have lost that constrained walk that was a necessity with the mode of 1811
Materials are the important things now, for it is principally by these that the latest styles can be determined. The great novelty is in the employment of all sorts of brocaded effects for every kind of costume, from street suits to gorgeous ball and dining toillets. They consist of broche silks, figured silks, and satins, stamped velvet and matelasse velvet, plush that has designs sprinkled over its surface, ribbed silks that are also figured (the effect of this being unusual, and of heavy satin damask with marvelous patterns of conveniences on birds, covering them in addition to being brocaded or figured, some of these fabrics are given the appearance of being quilted, and this is used for petticoats that appear beneath satin gowns or for parts of draperies that are only slightly lifted up.
Fabrics More Than Sumptuous
All these stuffs are remarkably rich in appearance, and for those who thought the height of luxury in woman's dress had been already reached last season the output of fabrics this year would be a revelation. Sumptuous is the only word that nearly describes them, but even this falls short of the mark.
Along the same line as the materials for dresses come the stuffs that are being shown for evening cloaks and wraps, with this difference, that the latter are frequently combined with the latter and the effect. This satin backgrounds show gold threads worn into them and over this a stunning design done in velvet or plush, or there are ribbed silks which show every other cord in gold or silver tinsel, which may be also brocaded in dull colors or in black or white, both being in velvet.
Materials for Practical Use.
In addition to all these silk and satin materials there is a great variety of others to be seen which are intended for more practical use. These include, first and foremost, velvets, chiffon, and otherwise, which later in the season will undoubtedly take the place of many of the satin brocades now being worn for the street, velour de laines, which are now to be had having plain surfaces, and those ribbed and striped and which have a finish that greatly resembles velvet camel's hair, which is being made up into tailor costumes in place of satin; eponge, of an extra
Ribbons Must Be Gorgeous.
The ribbons to be used this season
must be classed as splendid, for their
royal bues and gorgeous motifs are
unlike anything which has been displayed
so many years. One in blue vel-
vet, roses, embossed, is $1.50 a yard.
This one is sash width, and the blue
is the misty dawn-blue which harmonizes with any attire, and can be used for evening or day wear. Another in rose pattern and the same width is in gold or black in brocade weave. This one is $11.50 a yard, but
ordinarily heavy quality; ratine, and of course serge, but of a coarse quality. Some of it, in fact, is heavy enough for automobile coats and is used for them, having the appearance of the rough and ready to wear that is especially attractive for this purpose. It is always a problem to say what is to be the color of the season, but if a choice must be made then one would say that for street and much day time wear purple and the shades of prune, amethyst, and dark mauve take the preference. Certainly for hats purple is much to the fore, for these are being worn for every kind of occasion and in every shape and style. Red for street use is also having its lining, and some of the tailor frocks that are being shown by the great dressmakers are of this color and in really dazzling shades. Combined with dark turs or with some of the shades of fox, these red costumes are lovely and give a note of change among the many dull tints worn.
Black Tailored Suits Everywhere.
Blue in faded tones is more than fashionable for house dresses, and for evening wear there are being some beautiful combinations of bronze and of this shade with gold or amber. For the conservative woman black is always "the thing," and as always this will be worn more than any color no matter what fashion or the dressmaker will decree. Black tailored suits are to be seen everywhere, sometimes brightened with a touch of color on collar, cuffs and waistcoat, but frequently with nothing more than a band of fur at the neck and a lace jabot with ruffles in the sleeves to match. Black com-
A woman in a long coat and hat stands with a suitcase.
bined with gray does not sound effective, but when used by an artist and in just the proper degree it is one of the popular combinations. Black camel's hair costumes trimmed with chinchilla are exceedingly smart, and the same material combined with chinchilla, plush, and a touch of brilliant flame color to give it character, is ravishing pretty.
Skirts Still Narrow.
Now comes the question of the tight or nontight skirt. Early in the fall we were told that the skirt of narrow dimensions was doomed and that the day of plats, draperies, and of all sorts of looped and pandered effects was at hand. This may be true of the future, but for the present the skirt of narrow width and straight line is the fashion. There are draped skirts for the street, but the drapery is a mere pretense, there is so little of it, and what there is is so artfully adjusted that it is scarcely to be seen in the skirts are what is known as "hobble," but they are close and are as narrow still about their lower edges as they can be worn.
There is a distinct partiality for jet for all beaded materials used in combinations for evening gowns. The jet generally takes the form of embroidery or it is used in outline on brocaded stuff. Jet fringe is charming on frocks of white chiffon or white satin, and it is frequently seen bordering tumes or on the ends of gathers that are draped on to trained skirts. Some elaborate evening gowns have been seen that are wholly beaded, this appearing on the bodices or in white borderlings on skirts or overskirts.
Long Coat
For serge or cloth the model illustrated is well suited; it is loose fitting and has the sides from shoulder to halfway down skirt part set on with wrapped seams; these have tabs cut in with them at the waist-line, a button is sewn in the rounded end of each tab.
Material is used to face the collar and cuffs.
Hat of straw to match, trimmed with a feather mount.
Materials required: 5 yards 48 inches wide, 4 buttons, 4 yards silk or satin, for lining coat.
it is a picture of beauty. Still another in this width simulates ermine, both in its plush texture and color. On either side of the wide strip of fur is an inch and a half of taffeta finished edge in reddish kingly purple tone. Not quite as wide as these ribbons, some may be obtained in moire velvet, which is very new. American Beauty red and seagull gray are two of its favored tints. This kind is much less expensive, costing but $1.75 a yard, but it is naturally much less attractive than the others.
THE
Sally Sweeny, Young Peasant, Resorted to Novel Manner of Recalling Message of Mistress.
J. M. Caldwell, in "Old Irish Life," tella a story of a young peasant woman, Sally Sweeny, who used to do shopping for her family when they lived in the country.
She could neither read nor write, yet she never made a mistake with any of the messages that were intrusted to her. Once, however, her memory did fall her. One of the ladies of the family had ordered her to bring back a yard of some color of satin, and the unaccustomed word slipped out of Sally's recollection. But she did not allow herself to be beaten without an effort to recall the word, so she went into the principal shop in Galway still thinking hard.
"What isn't that ye call the divil," she asked, "whin it's not divil that ye say to him?"
"Is it satan you would be meaning?" asked the astonished draper.
"The very wan," said Sally de
lightedly. "An 'ye'll give me a yard."
A. Hanny Outlook.
In Detroit they tell of a young man who, although he made a great deal of money, was always in debt because of his extravagance. Not long ago, however, he wooed and won a young woman of great wealth, and immediately things took a rosette hue.
During the honeymoon the bride ventured to ask hubby whether the fact that she had money made any difference to him.
"To be sure it does, my love," was the unexpected response.
Whereupon wifey was a bit alarmed. "What difference?" she asked.
"Why, darling," continued the husband, "it is such a comfort to know that if I should die you'd be provided for."
"And if I should die?" added the bride.
"Then, darling," was the reply, "I'd be provided for."—Lippincott's.
Empty Plates
A well-esteemed preacher in a New England community that was rather notorious for the stinginess of its inhabitants suddenly announced his resignation, and the deacons immediately sought him out for his reasons.
"My decision has been brought about by the negligence of my congregation," announced the divine.
"Why, sir," protested one of his hearers. "I can't see how you can accuse us of negligence. The church is crowded every Sunday."
"Oh, yes," agreed the preacher; "but what I accuse them of is contributory negligence."—Lippincott's.
A Sordid Affair
"Digby, you are worrying about son woman."
"Biffels, I am."
"I knew it! She is constantly in your thoughts."
"I can't get her out of my mind."
"I wouldn't dream of asking you to tell me her name."
"I have no objections to letting you know her name. It is Mrs. Pruner, my landlady. I owe her for six months board."
"There's a lot in that girl if it can only be brought out." "Yes; she has a quarter of a million in her name."
Responsibilities:
"So you think there are responsibilities women should not assume?" "I can't help feeling that way," said the apologetic man. "I retain a vivid boyhood recollection of the time my mother undertook to cut my hair."
Wise Man.
Mrs. Excite -Oh, doctor, husband is in an awful way. Just as he goes to sign my checks he faints away.
Doctor -What am I do?
Mrs. Excite -Get him so that he won't faint till after he signs them.
A. Waste of Time
"I wonder why ball players argue with the umpires. They never win one of those discussions."
"I know. People also argue with street car conductors and yet you never saw a passenger win an argument, did you?"
"Do you want to get somebody into an asylum, or out of one?"
SHOPPING IN THE USUAL WAIT
While Wife Matched Some Ribbons
Husband took in Cricket Game and
Ride in Motor Car.
Jack and Kitty have not been married very long. A few days ago they went together on a shopping expedition—to the land of frills and frocks.
"Now, dearle, I shan't be long," said Kitty, as they entered the emporium. "You sit in this comfortable chair and wait while I match these two samples of ribbon."
Jack sat duly in the furnishing department, and Kitty disappeared in the nether regions.
"Have I kept you long, my poor dear?" asked Kitty, ally, on her return.
"Oh, I haven't minded a bit!" came the reply. "I fast jumped on a car and went to the cricket match; then I had some tea and went for a ride in Fred's new motor car. Did you match your ribbons?"
"One of them, dearest. But it's so provoking! I shall have to come again, for they are just closing the shop."—Tit-Bits.
She Needed Proof.
It was after ten o'clock at night and the jury had just been discharged. A stout juryman came over to the reporter's table. He had a worried look.
"You're an Evening News man, aren't you?"
"Yes."
"Are you going to report this case?"
"Yes."
"For tomorrow's paper?"
"Yes."
"Would you mind putting in a line saying that the jury was out until ten o'clock?"
"Tl. mention it, if you wish."
"I certainly hope you will. You have no idea how much I want you to. You're a young man and probably you're not married yet, but some day you'll have a wife and then you'll understand."
MEAN.
Dick—When Harry eloped with May
Scads he rubbed it into her father.
Tom—How?
Dick-He telegraphed her old man
taught her to married and sent
their collection,
No Place for Prayer
A Chicago woman was arrested the other day charged with praying too loud. This recalls the story of the verger in Westminster Abbey who had a foreigner arrested for kneeling and praying in the main aisle of the building.
"But," said the judge, "why do you object to the man's devotional act?"
The verger was amazed.
"W-why, your honor," he stuttered, "if I didn't make an example of this man people would be praying all over the place!"
A Cruel Girl.
"Mr. Simps, do you believe love makes the world go round?"
"I can't say really, Miss Kutely, but, deah me! It makes my poor head go round."
"Well, there may be a certain logy between your head going ro and the earth going round."
and the earth going round."
"Please be so kind as to—
"Please be so kind as to—aw—plain."
"Some scientists say the interior of the earth is hollow."
The Infant's Might
"Saw a wonderful sight at a circus last week."
"New sensation?"
"Midget trainer made up like a baby, put a big elephant through all kinds of tricks."
"Just a make-believe baby did that, you say? Come down to our house some night I will show you how a real baby can put all the members of a big family through their paces."
What Makes Us Weary.
"What is the most depressing sight on earth?"
"That is a question hard to answer, but I can tell you one of the most depressing sights on earth."
"Go ahead."
"It's the near-comedian in vaudeville who pretends that he is a policeman, seizes himself by the collar and says, 'Come along with me, now!'
Another Want Filled
Downtown—I see you buy the Evening Smiler. Pretty bright paper, isn't it?
Upton—Bright! That paper is so absorbibly interesting that when you are riding in a street car with a lot of ladies standing you don't have to pretend to be interested.
A Symptom.
Crawford—Do you think he'en heen pecked?
Crabshaw—He never mentioned it, but I've noticed that the portraits over his mantelpiece are those of his wife's folks.—Judge.
Sure Guess
"Are those women suffragettes?"
"Yes."
"What do you suppose they're talking about so earnestly?"
Sims-While in Paris I paid $3.75 in tips alone.
Waiter (assisting him on with his coat)—You must have lived there a good many years, sir—London Ty. Bits.