Denver Star

Friday, December 27, 1907

Denver, Colorado

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THE BUSINESS MEN WILL DANCE AT EAST TURNER HALL JANUARY 2, '08 The First big thing of the Year FRANKLIN'S PAPER THE STATESMAN DR. COTTRELL CROSSES DIVIDE NINETEENTH YEAR DR. COTTR CROSS As we go to press comes the news of the death of Dr. W. J. Cotrell, one of our leading physicians and the proprietor of Cottrell's Pharmacy. For about a week he has been a suffered with pneumonia and at one o'clock Thursday he was called to rest. Several years of ministration to the af one of our best known men. Arrangements have been made for the funeral to take place in the East. The remains will be shipped to Virginia today. ALLIANCE CELEBRATS WHITTIER'S BIRTHDAY. DENVER, COLORADO, FRIDAY DECEMBER 27, 1907 Club then, as it is their usual custom, appeared in almost faultless manner. Their valuable aid was appreciated, especially when the collection was taken as they sang so beautifully "Hail To Belshazzar the King." Mrs. Anderson Campbell received a hearty applause from the manner and spirit in which she demonstrated her reading abilities in presenting in such a peerless manner Whittier's anti-slavery sentiments. "John Brown's Body," a song, certainly inspired her for the occasion. Then the Harris orchestra, whose valuable services at a time like that, was so thoroughly enjoyed that mere words of mention fail in their attempted expression of appreciation. An ovation was given them because of their perfect rendering of "Lucia," which caused them to respond to the tremendous applause. The Alliance was especially grateful to the orchestra and Choral Club, the two most prominent musical clubs in the city, for their services, so freely and patriotically given to an event of such an inspired nature. Mr. A. W. Lewis, after promising his argument upon the negro's condition in this country, slowly but logically and effectively explained how bright the "outlook" grew in the years passed from the negro's freedom to the present time. Amid oratorical flights and beautiful climaxes he powerfully demonstrated his ability as a speaker. "Outlook Party-four Years Afterward" was his subject. Mr. Lewis is at present a law student in Boulder university and is now considered to be one of the most promising lawyars in this state. Continued on Page 5 CO-OPERATIVE For the first time in the history of the race, a negro has outlined a scheme of investing that is so sound and strikingly original that every leading New York paper has paid to the author of this scheme compliments which the most eminent financiers of Wall street would be glad to receive. The name of this negro is Robert W. Taylor, whose 14 years' contact with some of the visiting financiers of this country while occupying the position of financial secretary of the Tuskegee Institute, gave him excellent opportunities to study the problems of finance. Some time ago Mr. Taylor sent me a pamphlet in which he announced his resignation as financial secretary of Tuskegee for the purpose of going into business as a specialist in profitable investments. I read it through carefully and was struck with its clearness and simplicity, not less than with its force. The part which particularly interested me is the following: "I believe that I can make money for those who will follow my advice; and, as my success as a broker will depend on the success of my clients, I must make our interests identical. To carry out this idea, I have worked out a scheme which I call CO OPERATIVE INVESTING, which is as follows: Instead of advising a client to put his money into one proposition, I advise him to put his money with amounts put in by myself and other clients, so that the total amount from each to time may be invested in a number of enterprises with the understanding that the profits and ```markdown ``` FIVE CENTS A COPY TIVE INVESTING losses arising from such investments will be shared in the proportion that the amount put in by each investor bears to the total amount invested. That is to say, if one man contributes $200 to a sum of $10,000, and the $10. 000 is invested in a way to realize a net profit of $4,000, or 40 per cent., it is easy to see that the profit of the I honestly believe that there is no better plan than this. Subscribers to this paper will please bear in mind that they will confer a favor on us by notifying us at once whenever the paper is irregular in delivery or is late. It is our fault that it does not leave this office, but the is ours or not, it can be corrected only by our being told. All Denver subscribers should receive the paper Satoffice system, and whether the fault urday. All Colorado subscribers by Saturday or Monday at the latest. If your paper is all right we are pleased, if it is late or irregular, kick!! OPPORTUNITY FOR YOUNG MEN. There is a growing demand at lucrative salaries in all sections of the country, and especially in the South, for young men train in agriculture. The demand for the graduates from this department of the Tuskegee Normal and Industrial Institute is so far in excess of the supply that we are offering special inducements to graduates of other schools, and persons sufficiently advanced in the academic branches to come here and pursue the courses in agriculture, including practical farm work, dairying, livestock raising, etc. An opportunity will be given a few earnest young men to work out all of their board while taking a course. Those interested can secure full information by addressing BOOKER T. WASHINGTON. Principal. NOTIFY US AT ONCE. We are in receipt of unsigned notices from time to time which are emitted for lack of signature. Other contributors get economical and write their news on such small pieces of paper that they become lost among the larger sheets on which such matter is usually written. It is not often that matter is intentionally omitted where some good reason does not exist. Therefore persons will do well to conform to the easy regulations which govern matter for newspapers. Don't cuss the editor. Just look and see if you are not at fault. PORTER'S SHINING PARLOR. Strictly first-class. A nice place for ladies to have their shoes dressed or wait while you have your dressed. We carry a full line of shoe laces, all styles. If you are wearing tan shoes and wish to change them to black call on us. We guarantee all work. We call for shoes that are within a reasonable distance. Open 7:30 to 9 p. m. Phone Main 5639. WILL TAYLOR, Prop., 911 Eighteenth street. E. V. GILL CAPITOL HILL FERTILIZING COMPANY Manure Furnished in Any Amount EXPRESS 402 Stand Nineteenth and Downing Aves. Phone York 840 Residence 1766 Race Street Phone White 2432 DENVER, COLORADO THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. Evils Arising From Deafness. An ear specialist insists that deafness affects all the senses. He says the reason for this is that the ear is only one servant of the sensory service of the human system. Loss of hearing is really a partial paralysis of the brain, but owing to the sympathetic connection of the various sensory nerve centers of the brain the others indirectly concerned have to combat for their very life the demoralizing influence of the affected center. Judiclous Spenning. It is argued by some that, for the common weal, the universal spending of money should be encouraged. Saving money, however, does not imply burying it from circulation but sending it along into circulation in one's own name. What the young men of the country need is not encouragement to spend their money but to spend it judiciously and wisely. A Cat with Wings. The boatswain of the "Caspian," an English schooner, brought with him from India a strange animal-bird, which he always referred to as his "Tabby." It certainly looked more like a cat than anything else; but it was probably some freak of the animal world. It had two pairs of wings, but could fly only with difficulty, like a tame duck. Spider's Wonderful Strength. Recently in the village of Havana, in New York state, an insignificant looking little garden spider pounced upon a milksnake, bit it, entangled it in her threads and actually hoisted it off the ground. The fact that the snake weighed 96 times as much as its captor makes this achievement a most remarkable one. More Than Princely Prerogative. This story of Prince Louis of Battenberg is going the rounds: A bright woman who met him at a garden party in the course of his Canadian visit was commenting on the change in the weather which had that morning seemed dull and threatening. "Yes, it has brightened up," said the prince in his genial way. "You see, when I came to town to-day I brought good weather with me." "Well," said the woman, with a naughty twinkle in her eye, "I have heard of a Hohenzollern speaking of 'I and God,' but it remains for a Battenberg to leave out God!" Hobby of English Duke. The English duke of Rutland has the walls of one of his castles adorned with thousands of horseshoes, the collection having been begun centuries ago. Among them is a shoe given by Queen Elizabeth and another by Queen Victoria. Active English Statesmen. Despite his 62 years Sir Charles Dilke is one of the most active members of the house of commons. He is an enthusiastic sculler and goes through a course of training every year. He is also an enthusiastic fencer. The First Eclipse. Babylonian inscriptions have revealed the earliest lunar eclipse of which we have any record. Its date is B. C. 1063. The record is proving of great service to astronomers in checking some of the data relating to the moon's orbit. No More Ready-to-wear Clothes Why not Patronize Home Industry Climax High Gra Low Prices 1454 Lawrence max Laundry high Grade Hand Laun Goods called for an Lawrence St. Phone Climax Laundry Co. High Grade Hand Laundry Low Prices Goods called for and delivered 1454 Lawrence St. Phone 3434 THE HOTEL --- A For beautifying and growth of the hair, falling hair stopped, dandruff cured, scalp scurf removed. First treatment shows wonderful results. Treatments given by mail all over United States. Mail orders promptly attended to. Laundry Co. de Hand Laundry Goods called for and delivered St. Phone 3434 WM. EHMKE MANAGER EAST TURNER HALL 2132-2148 Arapahoe St. Phone 2449 Denver Artificial Meat Used to Secure Supply for Season. Long shallow ditches are made in the ground and filled with dry wood which is set on fire. In the meantime the young maidens are busy picking the tenderest corn, and if faithful to duty, soon return with bags filled with the long ears. A mother, impatient at the tardiness of her daughter, calls: "To-dae-win, why are you so slow?" "I'm coming!" answers a girlish voice from the further end of the field, but she does not come. Again the mother calls: "The fire is ready, why don't you hurry?" "I'm coming!" shouts the maiden. There is a rustling of the leaves of the stalks, and she does really come: she starts to tell a tale of excuse, but the mother quickly empties the bag, giving no heed to the story, and begins to remove the outer layers of husk from the ear. Then she places them in a row on the live coals in the ditch and turns them over with a stick. ```markdown ``` When the thin layers of husk are scorched the woman with her stick deftly tosses the ears out of the ditch. In the meantime the daughter continues her task with more or less delay, until a sufficient quantity of corn is grbered for the day's work. After the roasting of all the ears, the scorched husks are removed and the grains of corn are separated from the cob by the use of the sharpedged shell of the freshwater mussel. The grain is then spread on skins and put out in the sun to dry. The corn prepared in this manner is called sweet corn by the Indians. Enough is cured in this way to last the family a whole season.—Southern Workman. Hard on the Widow. In 1901 the population of England and Wales a square mile was 558. In 1900 the population of the United States was 21.4 a square mile; so England is comparatively crowded. Yet in Lincolnshire a widow had to travel thirty-nine miles on her husband's death. Thus: For a doctor's certificate, 7 miles; to register the death, 5 miles; return home, 9 miles; to the grave and back, miles; total, 39 miles. Nothing to Fear. Judge Rockwood Hoar, brother of the late Senator Hoar, was noted as a wit as well as jurist. Shortly before his death, as his daughter entered his room in the morning, he said: "My dear, I had a dream last night, and in it I saw the angel of death sitting at the foot of my bed. At first I was horribly frightened, but as I gazed at my visitor my fears vanished. He wore a fur cap."—Brooklyn Life. Monotonous London Street Names The "Saints have no fewer than 397 streets named in their honor in London. There are 105 Church streets, 50 Chapel streets, 66 King streets, 100 Queen streets and nearly as many High streets. If a letter were addressed to one of these without further definition it would take some months before it could reach the address. A Beat All-Around. "The count's rich wife said he beat er." "His creditors said he did the same thing to them."—Baltimore Ameri- THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. ALL GIRLS SHOULD KNOW HOW To make good bread. To keep her own room in order. To cut and make her own dresses. To make a good home for some man. To care for milk and make good butter. To read and speak in public if called upon. To make the beds fit for a king to sleep in. To harness a horse and drive it anywhere. To make the nicest buckwheat cakes in the world. To cook all kinds of meats, vegetables and fruits. To milk a cow if help is short or work progressing. To read good books and to know them when she sees them. To sweep a room and never neglect the corner or the spaces behind the doors. To read and enjoy the papers of the week, especially those published for farmers. To tell a man when she sees him and waste no time with those who are not worthy the name. To get ready for company if mother is away from home or unable for any reason to do it herself. To be well enough posted in the everyday doings of the world to talk or write about them whenever necessary. Look for Action from Senator. According to general belief Mr Knox of Pennsylvania does not mean to be a silent member of the United States senate at the coming session. As a rule newcomers are rather expected to keep in the background for a time, but Senator Knox is tacitly booked to take a leading part in discussion of the railroad rate measure. For many years Pennsylvania senators have almost confined themselves to committee activity. The camerons, father and son, were silent men, and so to a great extent was Mr. Quay. Mr. Penrose, too, rarely opens his lips, so the spectacle of a Pennsylvania senator active in debate will be somewhat of a novelty. Nigeria Missionary Society. An interdenominational missionary society, known as the United London Missionary society, has been formed in Great Britain, with headquarters at Sheffield, its field being North Nigeria, its first station being Wase, 400 miles from the mouth of the Niger. Favor Cooking Boxes. Many German women's clubs are now producing cooking boxes for use in their housekeeping schools, to familiarize the rising generation with the great economies of time and money to be gained by this method of cooking. PLAIN SEWING THE It will pay you a dividend at any time $3 ONLY 2,500 SHARES OFFE One dollar down on each share until full For further information ROBER THE FIRST CALL in a dividend of 10 per cent. The compa ly time $3.00 on each share you on. MES OFFERED AT.FIVE DOLLARS EA wn on each share, and fifty (50) cents per until full amount is paid. information address, BERT W. TAYLO It will pay you a dividend of 10 per cent. The company will loan you at any time $3.00 on each share you on. ONLY 2,500 SHARES OFFERED AT.FIVE DOLLARS EACH. One dollar down on each share, and fifty (50) cents per month on each share until full amount is paid. For further information address. ROBERT W. TAYLOR INVESTMEN T SECURITIES. 35 Broad Street. "IN THE HEART OF THE OF THE WALL & TREET DISTRICT. RELL'S PHAR D ARAPAHOE STREET PHONE 3230 MAIN W. J. COTTRELL, Physician and Surgeon ED GOODS A SPECIALTY—WINES, E HOT AND COLD DRINKS, CIGARS, ICLES, ETC. Prompt delivery to any part of the city. 35 Broad Street. New York City. "IN THE HEART OF THE WALL 8 TREET DISTRICT." COTTRELL 2100 ARA PHONE [ DR. W. J. COT BOTTLED GOOD PURE DRUGS, HOT AN Prompt de COTTRELL'S PHARMACY 2100 ARAPAHOE STREET. PHONE 3230 MAIN. DR. W. J. COTTRELL, Physician and Surgeon BOTTLED GOODS A SPECIALTY-WINES, ETC. PURE DRUGS, HOT AND COLD DRINKS, CIGARS, TOILET ARTICLES, ETC. Prompt delivery to any part of the city. 1. STERN UNIVERSIT National Institution for Kansas Theological, College, Academic, Nor WESTER The great Educational DEPARTMENTS: Theologi and State WESTERN UNIVERSITY. The great Educational Institution for Kansas and the West DEPARTMENTS: Theological, College, Academic, Normal, Sub-Norma and State Industrial. COURSES: Classical, College preparatory, Academic, Normal, SubNormal, Musical, (Instrumental and Vocal), including piano, organ and harmony, Drawing (Fine art and Mechanical), Carpentry, Printing and Book-binding, Business Course, Stenography and Typewriting, Tailoring Dressmaking and Plain Sewing, Cooking, Laundering Farming and Gardening. ADVANTAGES: Splendid Location, Healthful Climate, Good Influences and Thorough Teachers from the leading schools of America including Lincoln, University of Kansas, Wilberforce, Tuskegee and Hampton. INFORMATION: For terms, prices and all inducements offered, write to WILLIAM T. VERNON, A.M., D.D., Pres. Quindaro, Kansas. Bell Phones Office White 4302; Res. West 15 Phone Main 8003 Open Day and Night. SEWING napahoe St. Denver 10 per cent. The company will loan you on each share you on. AT. FIVE DOLLARS EACH. e, and fifty (50) cents per month on each付 is paid. ess, W. TAYLOR SECURITIES, New York City. L S TREET DISTRICT." S PHARMACY AHOE STREET. 8230 MAIN. L, Physician and Surgeon SP ECIALTY—WINES, ETC. OLD DRINKS, CIGARS, TOILET ART LES, ETC. to any part of the city. Miss M. COWDEH. Hair Dressing PARLORS. Shampooing, cutting and curling. All hair work made to order. Hair tonics, scalp treatments, manicuring; stage wigs for rent for theatrical use or mask balls. Cheapest switches, 50 cents. Goods delivered out of the city. 1219 21st street. Denver, Colo. Phone 1797 Olive. UNIVERSITY. uction for Kansas and the West College, Academic, Normal, Sub-Norm al. PAGE 11 Denver 'Phone Main 3230. THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. Don't let nothing detain you at home. Come and Enjoy your veses for the first time in the New Year EXECUTIVE BOARD COMMITTEE Don't Forget the Day and Date HARRIS' ORCHESTRA Won't Let Taxpayer Settle. Shasta county, California, has discovered that 40,000 acres of timber land, hitherto supposed to belong to Lassen county, is Shasta's, Lassen acknowledges the claim. The discovery was made a few days ago, when an Eastern landowner wrote to Redding to find out the amount of his taxes. The assessor directed him to Lassen county. The officer there directed him to Shasta county again. Need of Real Churchea. Many Chinese Living Abroad. China has no less than 7,642,650 citizens living in foreign countries, and has abundant reason to be watchful of their interests. There are only 50,000 of them in the Philippines, our government having prohibited their entrance there, and the total for all American countries is 272,829, of whom probably about 100,000 are in this country. Suffixing." "What would the advertisement writer do without the suffix 'ing'?" asked a man who studies advertisements. "We have long been used to sheetings and pillow casings and even coatings and vestings have lost their newness, but now a department store announces that it will sell waistings and blousings. Will we soon hear of collarings and cuffings at a great discount or a mark down sale of boys' short pantings?" Ever See One? Did you ever see a one-legged man with his hands in his pockets? Few people have, but down Dearborn street the other morning there walked a man from whose right trouser leg probed what seemed to be a length of lead pipe. By slouching backward, sailor fashion, he had managed to get his hands in his pockets and he stumped along merrily, oblivious of the stare of those he passed.—Chicago Int' Ocean. To Study Land Question. It is stated that Sir Gilbert Parker author of "A Ladder of Swords," has gone to South Africa to make a special study of the land question there for his government. Gold Production. The production of gold in the Unit of States during 1906 is estimated by the director of the mint at $96,101,000 which is an increase of $8,900,000 over that of 1905. The production of silver is estimated at 56,183,000 ounces, an increase of 82,000 ounces over that of the previous year. A Useful Explanation. "The climate is very cold in St. Petersburg, is it not?" "Yes," answered the traveler, "and fortunately so. The circumstance enables an official to argue that he is shivering because he is chilly instead of because he is nervous."—Washington Star. W. H. BAKER, Chairman LAWRENCE STEPHENS TAL GREEN J. F. CLARK G. WALTON J. A. WHITTAKER J. B. MOORE J. M. JOHNSON J. M. McADOW, Secretary H. PINN THOS. CLINGMAN R. PORTER G. LEWIS THOS. LEWIS DR. WESTBROOK ```markdown ``` THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. The people of the city met at the home of Mrs. John Pearson early in this month and organized a literary club. At a subsequent meeting with Miss Douglas, 19 members were present and everyone had a good time. Mrs. Jones and Mrs. White were two who assisted materially. The Second Baptist church had a Christmas tree and concert at its new place of meeting. Mr. and Mrs. John Smith have returned from a two weeks' trip in St. Louis. All were glad to see them home for Christmas. Pocatello will soon have a brick church. Mrs. George Pearson is on the sick list. Mrs. S. White is at home for the week. The colored people dance at L. D. hall. Dec. 26th. GUNNISON, COLO., NEWS. Mr. G. W. Redfield of Denver was in our city Tuesday. While here he was the guest of Mrs. Rachel Clark and family. The Gunnison Literary held a special meeting at the home of Mrs. Rachel Clark's Tuesday evening, Dec. 17, 1907, in honor of Mr. G. W. Redfield. The meeting was opened by reading a chapter from the Bible by the vice-president. By the Literary Paper—"The Negro Race"..... Mrs. Hayden Reading.....Mr. William Bryant Current Events. Solo.....Mr. Bruce Karr Song—"Marching Through Georgia".....By the Literary Recitation—"Hang Up the Baby's Stocking".....Ora Karr Song—"My Old Kentucky Home" .....By the Male Quartette Poem—"The Worship of Nature" .....Lila Bryant Paper—"The Civil War"..... .....Miss Agnes Clark Violin Solo.....Mr. William Bryant Essay—"Colorado and the Western States".....Irene Karr Recitation—"Santa Claus and a Mouse".....Harlow Karr Song—"John Brown".By the Literary Select Reading — "Biographical Sketch of Whittier".....Bruce Karr Essay—"President Grant"..... .....Mr. Louis Bryant Song—"Walk Jerusalem"..... .....By the Male Quartette After the program an elegant touch was served by the hostess. Mr. J. J. Bates of Salida passed through our city Thursday on his way to Crested Butte. Irene Karr is indisposed this week. Mr. Richard Bryant made a trip to Baldwin Tuesday. Mr. F. Shavers is indisposed this week. The committee of twelve is arranging to circulate copies of Mr. Andrew Carnegie's recent speech in Edinburgh on the progress of the American negro. Those wishing to secure copies of this address free of charge should write to Prof. Hugh N. Browne, secretary of the committee, Cheyney, Pa. CATHEDRAL IN ICE AT SEA Marvelous Spectacle Witnessed by Sailors Off the Bank of New- An iceberg that resembled a huge cathedral dazzled the passengers of the Scandinavian-American steamship Hellig Olav when that vessel was passing the Bank of Newfoundland recently, reports the New York American. The Hellig Olav at the time was cutting her way through a calm sea under a cloudless sky. The sun shining on the domes, spires and pinnacles of the iceberg rendered it a marvelous spectacle. It appeared off the starboard bow, not more than a mile away. It was fully 200 feet long, but the main body of the great mass of crystal was not more than 50 feet high. Above this rose what resembled a dome of ice, what might be termed the roof of the berg. There were scores of spires and needle-like points pointing upward. So greatly did the form of the berg resemble a cathedral that one passenger remarked that he almost expected to hear the chimes sound. The berg reflecting the rays of the setting sun in a thousand glittering points remained in sight until nightfall, fading astern to a small dot that was brought into relief through marine glasses. Organ to Save Woodpile. A number of years ago a village in the eastern part of the town of Middleboro was very much wrought up over the introduction of a musical instrument in their church service. At the final meeting when the matter was to be settled excitement ran high. One man whose reputation for honest dealings was not always above suspicion made a fiery speech in opposition. A neighbor whose back yard joined the speaker's could hardly wait for the close of the remarks. Then jumping to his feet without waiting to address the chairman, he said: "Gosh, sir, if I had known the gentleman was so afraid of an organ I should have had one hung on my woodpile years ago." Too Uainportant to Mention. Mother--And so your friend Clara is soon to be married?" Daughter (just returned from long absence)—"Yes; doesn't it seem strange? I hadn't heard a word about it until I called to see her this morning. She showed me her trousseau. It's perfectly lovely, just from Paris, and she has the handsomest ring I ever saw, and she showed me the house she is to live in, and the furniture she has selected, and the horses and carriages she is to have. In fact, she showed me everything." Mother—"Did you see the man she is going to marry?" Daughter—"Oh, not! I fancy she forgot about him.—Stray Stories C. H. HOLLY J. R. GREEN Wholesale and Retail We handle Canon City Lum All cal 30c per Sa anon City Lump, Rex Lump, and Maitland Nut al 30c per Sack. Kindling 15c, two 25c We handle Canon City Lump, Rex Lump, and Maitland Nut All cal 30c per Sack. Kindling 15c, two 25c --- WARDS, Props. PULLMAN POOL ROOM MURRAY AND EDWARDS, Props. THE PULLMA WILBUR MACEY, Manager Just Around the or A Convenient Place 1628 W FOR A FIRSTCLASS MAY ..YIP RES 1841 Ara Short Orders, Chi All Amer Private Rooms for Lad J. WEINGA Around the corner from the Union Depot Nient Place to have Your Mail Directed 128 Wazee Street FIRSTCLASS MEAL GO TO THE MAY HONG RESTAURANT. 1841 Arapahoe Street Orders, Chilli, Chop Suey, Noodles All American Dishes ms for Ladies Open Day and Night WEINGARTNER'S SONS Just Around the corner from the Union Depot A Convenient Place to have Your Mail Directed Short Orders, Chilli, Chop Suey, Noodles All American Dishes J. WEINGARTNER'S SONS HAVANA CIGARSMFRS. CUBAN MADE Denver Office—1534 Champa S THE IDEAL DRUG STORE—H ALUMET—Lawrence Stephen, IVE POINTS SOCIAL CLUB— Lavana Cigars. LKS CLUB—Shelburn & Collin Cigars. HINE CAFE—T. P. Harron P UG STORE—Havana Cigars ence Stephen, Prop., "Lawrence Stephen Havana C CIAL CLUB—Tom Clingman, Prop., "Tom Cling burn & Collins, Props., "Shelburn & Collins" H CALUMET—Lawrence Stephen, Prop., "Lawrence Stephen Havana Cigars." FIVE POINTS SOCIAL CLUB—Tom Clingman, Prop., "Tom Clingman Havana Cigars. ELKS CLUB—Shelburn & Collins, Props., "Shelburn & Collins" Havana Cigars. Gas Walton full line. In addition to all of them handle the "Red Monk" (Panetelas) the best and most satisfactory five (5) cent cigar in the city. We Do Job Printing Phone Olive1984 PAGE 12 1024 22nd Street Denver Colo. FRATERNITIES Officers of Lodges Nights of Meeting PAGE 14. M. W. GRAND LODGE, A. F. & A. M., For Colorado and jurisdiction, meets in Salt Lake, Utah, in August, 1908. E. C. TUMLIN, G. M. WILLIAM SPRAGUE, Grand Secretary, P. O. Box 1545, Denver, Colorado. ROCKY MOUNTAIN LODGE NO. 1. A. F. & A. M. Meets the first and third Monday eights in the month at 1712 Curtis St. C. A. FRANKLIN, W. M. WM. SPRAGUE, Secretary, P. O. Box 1545. CENTENNIAL LODGE NO. 4. A. F. & A. M. Meets the second and fourth Monday nights in the month at 1712 Curtis Street. All Masons in good standing are invited to attend. WM. RUSS, W. M. P. J. BARNARD, Sec'y. 2632 Welton St. PYTHAGORAS LODGE. Pythagoras Lodge, A. F. & A. M., headville, meets the first and third fuesdays in each month. Hall 111 W. 6th street. A. J. YOUNG, W. M. T. S. STEWART, Sec., 217 N. 4th st. JREKA LODGE NO. 12, Mbuquerque, N. M., meets first and third Tuesdays in the month. All Mo- nes in good standing invited. T. SAM WATBON. W. M. F. T. ELLSWORTH, Sec., 1125 N. 2nd st. SIMPSON REST LODGE. SIMPSON REST LODGE. Simpson Rest Lodge, No. 10, A. F. & A. M., Trinidad, meets the first and third Tuesday nights in the month. Members in good standing are welcome. J. W. BOOKER, W. M. W. A. JORDAN, Sec., 117 N. Walnut. HIGH MARINE LODGE No. 12, A. F. & A. M., Salt Lake, Utah, meets the first and third Wed- day in the month. W.M. BURGESS, W. M. W. D. POWELL, Sec., Po. O. 388. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. PINION MESA LODGE No 20, A. F. & A. M., Grand Junction, meets the first and third Wednesdays in the month. J. E. HARRIS, W. M. T. P. LANGDON, Sec., 139 Chipeta. KEYSTONE LODGE. Keystone Lodge, A. F. & A. M., Han- za, Wyo., meets the first and third fuesdays in the month. All members in good standing are invited. HENRY ANDERSON. RED CROSS COMMANDERY NO. 11 A. F. & A. M. Knights Templar meets the fourth Wednesday in each month at 1713 Curtis Street. J. R. CONTEE, E. C. WM. SPRAGUE, Recorder, P. O. Box 1545. FAR WEST CHAPTER NO. 6, R. A. M., Meets the second Wednesday. W. H. FINLEY, H. P. WM. SPRAGUE, Secretary, P. O. Box 1545. Lone Star Chapter No. 15, O. E. S., meets the first Friday in the month, 3 p. m., and the third Thursday in the month, 7:30 p. m., at Five Points hall. All members in good standing invited. MRS. LULA SMITH, R. M. MRS. LILLIE MOORE, Sec. ARAPAHOE LODGE NO. 2334, G. U. O. OF O. F. Meets the first and third Monday nights in the month at Odd Fellows Hall, 1832 Arapahoe Street. GEO. D. HALL, P. S., P. O. box 395. ROCKY MOUNTAIN LODGE NO. 2320, G. U. O. OF O. F. Meets every Thursday in the month at 1712 Curtis Street. GEO S. CONTHE, P. S., 6119 Western Street. --- DENVER PATRIARCHY, NO. 67. month at Odd Fellows Hall, 1832 Arap hoe street. O. A. BURTON W. P. R. HOUSEHOLD OF RUTH, NO. 37 G. U. O. OF O. F. Meets the first and third Tuesdays in each month at Odd Fellows' Hall, 1832 Arapahoe street. Mrs Clarence Holmes 2139 Curtis St Worthy Recorder. PAST GRAND MASTERS' COUNCIL NO. 118, G. U. O. OF O. F. Meets the second Friday in each month at Odd Fellows' Hall, 1832 Arapahoe street. WALTER SCOTT, G. A Western Star Lodge No. 128, U. B. of F., meets the first and third Tuesday evenings of each month at 1882 Arapahoe street. GEO D. HALL, W. M. F. B. TURK, W. S. CAPTOLIA TEMPLE NO. 183, S. M. T. Meets the second and fourth Wednesdays in each month at 1832 Arapahoe Street. Members in good standing are invited to attend. HATTIE KING, W. P. MARY O' STEAM, Secretary, 1432 27th Street. Webster Temple No. 5, S. M. T., meets the second and fourth Wednesafternoon in each month at 1832 Arapahoe street. Mrs. E. A. Carter, W. P., Mrs. Callie V. Campbell, Sec. S. M. T. and U. B. F. S. M. T. and U. B. F. Meets the second and fourth Saturday afternoon at 2:30, at 1832 Arapahoe St. All members in good stand- GEORGE MARTIN, ALPHA GRIGSBY, 445 St. Paul Street. PHYTHIAS LODGE NO. 11. Meets the first and third Wednes day nights. 1832 Arapahoe Street. Harry Jones, C. C. 1022 Nineteenth Street. J. M. MARTENIA, K. of R. & S. Montclair P. O. DAMON LODGE NO. 8. K. of P. meets at 1713 Curtis street the first and third Friday of each month. D. H. WILLIAMS, C. C. J. W. TAYLOR, K. of R. and R. 2222 Lincoln Avenue. ABTNA CAMP NO. —, U. R. K. OF P. Meets at 1712 Curtis street the second and fourth Friday nights in the month. G. W. PASH, Captain L. P. WOOD, Recorder. LILY CADET COMPANY, U. R. K. of P. Meets 1712 Curtis Street every Monday evening. JOHN CLIFTON, Capt. HARRY SMITH, Secretary, 2465 Curtis Street. PRIDE OF THE WEST LODGE NO. 10, K. OF P.—Castle Hall, Collins block. Meeting nights, first and third Tuesdays each month. William Byrd, C. C.; C. F. Albert, K. of R. and S., Box 510, Laramie, Wyoming. Golden Gate Temple Juvenile No.1 meets second and fourth Saturday afternoons in each month ALPHA GRIGSBY, M. P. CORA THOMPSON, Scribe. 2139 Curtis St. COLUMBINE COURT NO. 278. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday evenings at 1712 Curtis Street. All visiting members are invited to attend. TULIP BANKS, W. C. IDA BANKS, R. of D. EUREKA COMPANY NO.4 Meets the first and fourth Tuesdays. C. C. VAN HOOK, Captain. F. L. VOORHE, Recorder. 1222 19th Street GAINES TEMPLE, No. 4, S. M. T. Of Trinidad, meets the first and third Monday afternoons at 3 o'clock at Marble hall, 111 First street. A. E. SUTTON, W. P. M. B. WILSON, Sec. QUEEN OF THE WEST NO. 1. Meets first and third Thursdays in each month, 1834 Arapahoe Street. MRS. NANNIE V. HARRIS, W. P. MRS. FLORENCE ALTON. Sec. I. B. O. R. of W. meets first and third Wednesday night in each month at 1712 Curtis street. All visiting Mikes are welcome. H. J. M. BROWN, H. R. Walter Allison, secretary TABERNACLE NO. 529. Tabernacle No. 529 meet the first and third Thursday in the month at 1712 Curtis street. All members in good standing are invited. LAUF. CARSON, H. P. NANNIE WELLS, Recorder. TRUE REFORMERS. True Reformers No. 1621 Colorado Enterprise Fountain, meet first and third Monday at 1832 Arapahoe street. C. M. Hughes Master. Mrs. M. R Riley, Secretary, Cooper building. DAUGHTERS OF TABERNACLE. Pride of Denver No. 521 meets at 1713 Curtis every first and third Thursday. SARAH THREET, H. P., ESTELLA J. JONES, C. R. --- Sunday services at Zion Baptist Church begins at 10:45 a.m. Sunday school at 9:45 a.m. At 6:30 p.m. the B. Y. P. U. meets for praise and devotional service, meeting lasting one hour. Evening service begins at 7:30 sharp. A special invitation is extended to the sinner and backslider. REV. A. E. REYNOLDS. Sunday services of Bethelehem Baptist Church: Sunday school, 10:30 a.m.; preaching at 3 p. m.; night services, 7:30 p. m. Rev. C. A. Edwards pastor. Everybody is cordially invited. we church, 2814 Larimer. People's Presbyterian Church, Twenty-third and Washington avenues Preaching at 11 a.m. and 8 p.m. Sunday school at 9:30 p.m. Christian Endeavor at 7 p.m. Praise meeting Wednesday at 8 p.m. Covenant meeting Friday at 8 p.m. Welcome to all D. D. COLE, Pastor. COMMONWEALTH LIFE. Assembly No. 102, Commonwealth Life Association, meets second and fourth Friday at 1712 Curtis st., 8 p. m. All members are requested to be present. WHEN YOU GO TO LEADVILLE You can get first-class rooms with Mrs. S. J. Motley at 206 West Sixth street. First-class table board also. Write or call. 10-26 VICTORIA TEMPLE, NO. 6, S. M. T. of Colorado Springs, meets the second and fourth Friday night in the month. MRS. JENNIE HENDERSON, W. Princess. MRS. COLLINS, Denver Military Club-Meets every Sunday at 8:30 p. m. at 2524 Walnut street. Peyton Peterson, president; John Clifton, vice-president and general manager; Herbert White, secretary, 1958 Arapahoe street. Solomon Temple No. 419, K. T., meets the second and fourth Thursday at 1712 Curtis street. All Knights in good standing are invited. D. D. COLE, C. M., C. P. M'KENZIE, C. P. 3740 Arapahoe street. PAYNE CHAPEL NOTES. Sunday school 3 p. m. Women's Mite Missionary society at 4 p. m. Do not fail to be present and enjoy the program and assist in this good work. CENTRAL BAPTIST CHURCH. Cor. 24th and California streets. Preaching at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. Sunday school at 12 c'clock. Young people's meeting at 6:30 p. m. Silver Star Council No. 70, Sons and Daughters of Jerusalem, meets the second and fourth Monday in the month at 1712 Curtis street. ALICE JONES, Queen. KATE LEVELL, Sec. ```markdown ``` THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. The better the day, the better the deed, but few weddings are postponed on account of rain. When I see a woman in a brown study I never disturb her. She so seldom gets that way. My landlady doesn't light the gas until it is extremely dark. She believes that her face lightens up the room. Once upon a time there was a lecturer who was interrupted by a giggle. He looked around the hall for a woman. The man of brain likes the woman of brawn, but the woman of brain likes any old sort of a man that happens along. I told a brunette once that her eyes were orbs of night. Now she calls to see me once a month to get my autograph. I've seen a man in a fury, and it appealed to me as asinine. I've seen a woman in a fury, and it struck me as distinctly feminine. I had an invitation once to attend a wedding and at the same time one to go to a prize fight. So I went to a poker party. I always try to remain neutral.—New York Telegraph. NUGGET8 FROM GEORGIA. Don't ketch a rabbit by the tail, and then go to hollerin' when he gits away from you. When the cows kicks the milk over just take your coffee straight, and thank the Lord for sweetenin'. Don't depend on the world to give you an epitaph. Best thing to do is to write it while you're living.—Atanta Constitution. A skeptic is a man who doesn't share the good opinion we have of ourselves. One book that is fairly devoured is the cookbook, and yet it may be heavy reading. No, Maude, dear; a sliding scale is not necessarily one on which ice is weighed. Even the milk dealer is not satisfied until his sales reach the high-water mark. When a man loses all his money it generally changes his appearance so that even his old friends doesn't recognize him.—Philadelphia Record. Priest Too studious. When Rev. Fr. Coyle assumed charge of St. Mary's church in Boston a gentleman of the city, who had an employee, a very devout Catholic, inquired of him how he liked his new pastor. "Why, sir, I like him pretty well." "Pretty well! Why, what fault have you to find with him?" "To tell the truth, sir, I should have preferred a man who had finished his education; for several times when I have waited upon him I have been told that he was at his studies." ```markdown ``` Music for all Occasions Bic GEO. A. LOGAN, Manager PIANOS $1 AND UPWAR Anyone may have a Piano deliv for $2.00 per week p COLUMBINE MU Ground Floor Charles In Touch with more Local Transactions involving New Business The Brownell LOCATE AND DISTRIBUTE COLORADO OF 1625 CHAMPA STREET DENVER, CO 1 CENT IS ALL to write for showing the BICYCLES, BELOW any other manufacture DO NOT BUY A or on any kind of terms, until you ha logues illustrating and describing e bicycles, old patterns and latest mod PRICES and wonderful new offer direct to rider with no middlemen's s WE SHIP ON APPROVAL without allow 10 Days Free Trial and ma house in the world will do. You will able information by simply writing We need a Rider Agent in even to make money to suitable young men $8.50 PUNCTURE-PRO ANOS $100 AND UPWARD may have a Plano delivered at for $2.00 per week payments. OLUMBINE MUSIC Ground Floor Charles Building more Local Transactions involving New Business than any other The Brownell Guild LOCATE AND DISTRIBUTE NEW BUILT COLORADO OFFICES CHAMPA STREET DENVER, COLO. 1 CENT IS ALL IT WILL to write for our big PRICES showing the most complex BICYCLES, TIRES and BELOW any other manufacturer or dealer in DO NOT BUY A BICYCLE or on any kind of terms, until you have received our logues illustrating and describing every kind of bicycles, old patterns and latest models, and learn PRICES and wonderful new offers made possible direct to rider with no middlemen's profits. WE SHIP ON APPROVAL without a cent deposit allow 10 Days Free Trial and make other liberal house in the world will do. You will learn everyt able information by simply writing us a postal. We need a Rider Agent in every town and to make money to suitable young men who apply a 2.50 PUNCTURE-PROOF TIRE $100.00 PWARD no delivered at their home week payments. E MUSIC CO. Charles Building New Business than any other Medium yet Devised nell Guides DISTRIBUTE NEW BUSINESS ORADO OFFICES DENVER, COLO. PHONE MAIN 0471 IS ALL IT WILL COST YOU to write for our big FREE BICYOLE catalog showing the most complete line of high-grade BICYOLES, TIRES and SUNDAYS at PHONE manufacturer or dealer in the world. BUY A BICYOLE from agent, at any price, until you have received our complete Free Cata- describing every kind of high-grade and low-grade latest models, and learn of our remarkable LOW new offers made possible by selling from factory middlemen's profits. DUAL without a cent deposit. Pay the Freight and serial and make other liberal terms which no other do. You will learn everything and get much valu- ply writing us a postal. Grown in every town and can offer an opportunity for young men who apply at once. E-PROOF TIRES ONLY PIANOS $100.00 AND UPWARD Anyone may have a Piano delivered at their home for $2.00 per week payments. COLUMBINE MUSIC CO. Ground Floor Charles Building In Touch with more Local Transactions involving New Business than any other Medium yet Deviled The Brownell Guides LOCATE AND DISTRIBUTE NEW BUSINESS COLORADO OFFICES 1625 CHAMPA STREET DENVER, COLO. PHONE MAIN 6471 or on any kind of terms, until you have received our complete Free Catalogues illustrating and describing every kind of high-grade and low-grade bicycles, old patterns and latest models, and learn of our remarkable LOW PRICES and wonderful new offers made possible by selling from factory direct to rider with no middlemen's profits. WE SHIP ON APPROVAL without a cent deposit, Pay the Freight and allow 10 Days Free Trial and make other liberal terms which no other house in the world will do. You will learn everything and get much valuable information by simply writing us a postal. We need a Rider Agent in every town and can offer an opportunity to make money to suitable young men who apply at once. MECGERT HORN RECORD (CASH WITH ORDER $4.85) NO MORE TROUBLE FROM PUCTURES. Result of 15 years experience in tire Result of 15 years experience in the making. No danger from THORNS, CACTUS, PINS, NAILS, TACKS or GLASS. Serious punctures, like intentional knife cuts, can be vulcanized like any other tire. Two Hundred Thousand pairs now in actual use. Over Seventy-five Thousand pairs sold last year. DESCRIPTION: Made in all sizes. It is lively and easy with a special quality of rubber, which never becomes porous without allowing the air to escape. We have hundreds of I that their tires have only been pumped up once or twice in a w an ordinary tire, the puncture resisting qualities being give prepared fabric on the tread. That "Holding Back" sensation or soft roads is overcome by the patent "Basket Weave" that squeezed out between the tire and the road thus overcoming tires is $8.50 per pair, but for advertising purposes we are made of only $4.80 per pair. All orders shipped same day letter is You do not pay a cent until you have examined and found it. We will allow a cash discount of 5 per cent (thereby making FULL CASH WITH ORDER and enclose this advertised plated brass hand pump and two Sampson metal puncture puncture closers to be used in case of intentional knife cuts OMS Made in all sizes. It is lively and easy riding, very quality of rubber, which never becomes porous and which is the air to escape. We have hundreds of letters from us have only been pumped upon once or twice in a whole season. Also, the puncture resisting qualities being given by several on the tread. That "Holding Back" sensation commonly for overcome by the patent "Basket Weave" tread which pushes between the tire and the road thus overcoming all suction. The pair, but for advertising purposes we are making a special repair. All orders shipped same day letter is received. We a cent until you have examined and found them strictly on a cash discount of 5 per cent (thereby making the price WITH ORDER and enclose this advertisement. We will pump and two Sampson metal puncture closers on ful lively and easy riding, very durable and lined inside becomes porous and which closes up small puncture hundreds of letters from satisfied customers stating for twice in a whole season. They weigh no more than ties being given by several layers of thin, specially black" sensation commonly felt when riding on asphalt set Weave" tread which prevents all air from being us overcoming all suction. The regular price of these uses we are making a special factory price to the rider a day letter is received. We ship C.O.D. on approval and found them strictly as represented. thereby making the price $4.85 per pair) if you send this advertisement. We will also send one nickel metal puncture closers on full paid orders (the metal knife cuts or heavy grabs). Tires to be returned DESCRIPTION: Made in all sizes. It is lively and easy riding, very durable and lined inside with a special quality of rubber, which never becomes porous and which closes up small punctures without allowing the air to escape. We have hundreds of letters from satisfied customers stating that their tires have only been pumped up once or twice in a whole season. They weigh no more than an ordinary tire, the puncture resisting qualities being given by several layers of thin, specially prepared fabric on the tread. That "Holding Back" sensation commonly felt when riding on asphalt or soft roads is overcome by the patent "Basket Weave" tread which prevents all air from being squeezed out between the tire and the road thus overcoming all suction. The regular price of these tires is $5.50 per pair, but for advertising purposes we are making a special factory price to the rider of only $4.50 per pair. All orders shipped same day letter is received. We ship C.O.D. on approval. You do not pay a cent until you have examined and found them strictly as represented. We will allow a cash discount of 5 per cent (thereby making the price $4.56 per pair) if you send FULL CASH WITH ORDER and enclose this advertisement. We will also send one nickel plated brass hand pump and two Sampson metal puncture closers on full paid orders (these metal puncture closers to be used in case of intentional knife cuts or heavy gashes). Tires to be returned at OUR expense if for any reason they are not satisfactory on examination. We are perfectly reliable and money sent to us is as safe as in a bank. Ask your Postmaster, Banker, Express or Freight Agent or the Editor of this paper about us. If you order a pair of these tires, you will find that they will ride easier, run faster, wear better, last longer and look finer than any tire you have ever used or seen at any price. We know that you will be so well pleased that when you want a bicycle you will give us your order. We want you to send us a small trial order at once, hence this remarkable tire offer. COASTER-BRAKES, built-up wheels, saddles, pedals, parts and repairs, and everything in the bicycle line are sold by us at half the prices charged by dealers and repair men. Write for our big SUNDRY catalogue. DO NOT WAIT but write us a postal today. DO NOT THINK OR BUYING a bicycle or a pair of tires from another that you know the new and wonderful offers we are making. It only costs a postal to learn everything. Write it NOW. MEAD CYCLE COMPANY, Dept. "JL" CHICAGO, ILL. Regular Price $8.50 per pair. To Introduce We Will Sell You a Sample Pair for Only PAGE 16. Bids Furnished Notice the thick rubber trous "A" and puncture stripe "B" and "D," also rim strip "H" to prevent rim outting. This tire will outlast any other make—SOFT, ELASTIC and EASY RIDING. Paag 10 THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. exit IN_TYPEWRITING. | ae ore are aes Seber fo xa a en rs ete Serco ee THE COLORED AME ‘The astonishing dexterity which the @edera virturai of the typewriter pos Geen was shown in the Chicago con- test in which the winner wrote 4,627 werds in 80 minutes, an average speed of 164 words a minute, says the Spring- Geld Republican. This is a brisk pace even fer shorthand work, and many professional stenographers have worked years withdut attaining a 150 werd speed. But the character of the test makes a great difference, for it is ene thing te rattle off a repeated sen- tenee om @ memorized passage and quite another to deal with new mat- tee, especially if the voeabulary is not very simple There are mang kings of type writ: tng where the fastest expert would have to feel his way along at a paltry 40 words a minute or so. It must be re- membered, too, that the second half. heur must be slower than the first. and the second hour slower still. Rac. ing speeds must not be taken as a basis fer steady work. Moreover, the matter of accuracy is evem more important than that of peed, There should have been a spe etal medal for the young woman who, though she finished but fourth, made ealy 63 errors tn 4,085 words. Explanation oy the Court. In an appeal from a justice's court the justice accompanied the transcript with the following explanation: “This aMidavit is overruled by the court op the ground of ignoring the court when requested to wait and hear the Opinion of the court in regard to « continuance. And with his hat on his head, a cigar in his mouth, the said James Harvey went out, saying he did not care what | done with the case.—5S. H. Mitthell, Justice of the Peace.” ——————— Weman Bertilion Expert. Miss Nei) Havens, of San Francisco, fe the caly womar recognized! by the @overnment as an expert in photog: ftaphy. She has siudied the Bertil Jon system of itentification and pic tures taken by her are acceptea by @utborities equal to those made by Bertiiiea hirself. Wires Need a Rest. “Messages,” aid a telegraph op avator, “alwaya clide over the wires hetter on Monday than on any other duy. The wires, you see, have profited by thelr Sunday rest. “It is a fact that 'nanimate as well as animate things get tired and need 2. ~acation occasionally. You know how true this is of razors, of automo- biles, uf Jocomotives—and it is just as trnq of telegraph wires. “a wire after its Sunday rest gives a cylcker, a fuller and a more delicate transmission. It is like a planc ‘bat has just been tuned.” Preper Coat of Arms. Johan Thomas Braay got tn to-night from St. Louis. Joh. Thomas stopped @ Mitle while in Pittsburg on his way “{ peard som: of them guys out talking about getting a coat- sald. “Now, take it from me that the thieg, ig most ef this bunch in the way of a Ceatel- arme would be a set cf burgiar’s tools properly Gsplayed.” —°Wasbingtos QOosvessendsace. Two Views of tne Same Subject. Bachelor—I have always had an {dea that after a couple have been married for some time even tleir thoughts become to a great deg:ee identical. Am I right? Benedict—You are. About this time my wife is thinking of what she'll say to me for coming home so late—and so am I!—Stray Stories. Rural Sherlock. Farmer Hay—Jest passed one uv them blamed autermubbles dashin’ along like all possessed, an’ I'll be durned if the two snobs a-drivin it wa'n't wearin’ masks! Farmer Huskinby — Jest as } thought: I knowed them fellers would take tew robbin’ their victims sooner er later.—Town Topics. Sad Case. Hostess—My dear count, you must pardon me, but I have such a very poor memory of names. It’s a rea} affliction. I have forgotten yours. The count—You should gonzult a specialist on mendal diseases, my tear madam, you really shoult. My name is Kaskawowskischnifiingioski —-New York Weekly. Cause of Death In Mines. The air pressure produced by explo sions often renders a miner uncon. scious so that the afterdamp catches and kilis even when the victim was neither burned nor near the initial explosion. Scotiand Outstripe England. Scotland during the last ten years has grown wealthy in business more ranidly than has England, the rates of increase bein’ 50 r-r cant tn Scot lead and only fi per cent. in England. Certainly Not. “The actress who is too poor te purchase diamonds,” remarked the observer of events and things, “need not let that interfere with her having them stolen.”"—Yonkers Statesman. For Fishes’ Ablutione. Little Johnnie, on his first trip te the seashore, watched the foam of the waves, and asked his mother. “Is that the soapseds the little fishes wasb with?” Didn't Stay Long. “Marse William, said the old family gervant, “is you gwine ter make any new resolutions next year? “Why, thats looking pretty far ahead; but I guess the old ones will do. “I dunno bout dat, suh; I hear ole Miss sayin you didnt keep em long enough ter git acquainted wid um!"-- Atlanta Constitution. Safety. “It will soon be possible,” sald the chief of police, “for people to go any where in the city without fear of crimes or violence.” ‘Do you speak with knowledge?” isked the fresh reporter. “Sure I do,” replied the chief. “The people are storing their automobiles for the winter.’"—Cleveland Leader. Taking Unfair Advantage. Clarence—Your valet went om a atwike, did he. Bless my soul! I hope you didn’t accede to his demands. Claude—'Pon my life, I had to, old chap. The cunning cweatuah thweat ened to leave me one morning when 3 was tat dwesscd.—Brooklyn Life. : Woah usar? DO YOU KNOW THE COLORED AMERICAN LOAN & REALTY CO. PHONE MAIN 555 913 21st St. 1S DOING SUCH A GOOD BUSINESS ar THAT THE WIDE AWAKE PUBLIC ff -. 1S ALREA! EKING A WAY TO Ze hy s READY SE G “ay INVEST WITH THEM? Sy A. A. WALLER PATIENTLY PROGRESSING Secretary and Manager LL aa ane TT DIOS) SPECIAL LOCALS |. FO® ReNTFumishet rooms in FOR RENT—A large front room furnished, at 2624 California street. Mrs. Young. FOR RENT—Nice clean furnished rooms, $1.50 per week and up. Good transient rooms, 50c a day and up 1841 Lawrence street. FOR RENT—Furnished room with kitchen privileges; lady, $1.50; mar and wife, $2.00 per week. Phone Main 8620. FOR RENT—Two furnished or un furnished rooms at 2035 Stout street Z. Hooper. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house. 2336 Curtis street. Phone Main 5247. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in a modern house at 2125 Arapahoe street. Mrs. A. Bobo. Phone Mainz 1012. FOR RENT—Newly furnished light rooms with modern conveniences, at 2441 Lawrence st. Mrs. M. BE. Bowen FOR RENT--Furnished rooms at 2510 Lawrence street. Phone 6239 Main. Mrs. Davis. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house at 2336 Curtis street Mrs. Shelbun. FOR RENT—Three unfurnished rooms at 1228 Champa street. Cal! phone Olive 2153. FOR RENT—Suite of rooms con venient for three or four men at 191¢ Lawrence st. Mrs. Wilson. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms ir modern house, 2531 Stout street, Mrs Roundtree. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms a 1763 Marion street. Mrs. Bennon. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms ai 2838 Larimer street. Newly fitted throughout. Any one wishing dressmaking or sewing of any kind call Mrs. Geo. Eligin, Jr., 2929 High street, phone York 2174. FOR RENT—First-class rooms at 2542 Curtis street. Phone Purple 238 “all mornings and evenings. turaished rooms at reasonable prices at 2810 Arapahoe street. Phone Purple 33. Mrs, 8. J. Buchanan. 16 Me Ne UU Pe oe Ge TS ; Secretary and Manager ES FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house, 2417 Ogden street. FOR RENT—Two unfurnished and one furnished rooms with use of kitchen. 1216 22nd St. Fur RENT—Furnisbed rooms at 2239 Arapahoe street. Modern house. Phone Main 8632. FOR RENT—"urnished rooms at 2121 Arapahce street. Mrs. D. B, “Hughes, of 2510 Clark- son street, is prepared to do dress- making and plain sewing at reasoa- able prices. FOR RENT—Newly furnished rooms and table board, 2450 Tremont st. Mrs, Franklia. FOR RENT—Purnished ,reem fer sleeping, 2126 Arapahoe street, near to East Turner hall. Mre, M. Thomp gon. For Rent—Neatly furnished rooms ist 2214 Arapahoe street. Phone Maia 8003, FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT in modern house, Call evenings at 2344 Grant avenue. Phone Olive 1414. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 2413 Washington avenue. Mrs, Rae Gould. FOR RENT—Two room suite, at 3020 Welton St. Phone 6791. Nicely fusnished rooms im moders house at 1945 Curtis street. Mrs. Se rab Henderson. 1-23 BE SURE TO ROOM with Mrs. § J. Bunker when you go to Maaitou, Colo. Modern house, very conveatest. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms reas- onable. 2538 Glenarm place Phene Olive 1894. FOR RENT—Furnished and unfur- nished rooms in modern house at 2630 Clarkson street. H, Fort, FOR RENT—Furnished rooms, at 606 8. 9th st. Phone Brown 760. | = | Newly furnished room for rent with or without board. Bright rooms and bath. Mrs. M. Franklin, 2450 Tremont, twe blocks from car line. | FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 1224 Jason street. Gentlemen pre ferred. Mra Wrhy THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORAD. PAGE 2 Modern Greek Fire. "Marine torches" are the direct descendants of the Greek fire of the apients, though the modern torch is used for defense rather than offence, and prevents the surprise of a fleet through the silent approach of an enemy. It consists of an aluminum cylinder used as a projectile. On being fired from a gun it produces no result until it falls into the sea. In its interior it contains stores of calcium phosphide and calcium carbide. The former produces phosphuretted hydrogen on contact with water, which ignites spontaneously and also ignites the acetylene gas liberated from the carbide through the action of the water. Enough of the chemicals is contained to last for ten hours, and a few of these torches thrown to the points of the compass from which attack might be expected would leave the defenders in obscurity, while not permitting the enemy to approach. Western Hospitality Unappreciated. "While going south on a Frisco train a few days ago," said the Rev. Paul Jenkins of the Linwood Boulevard Presbyterian church, last night, "a young fellow in the next seat pulled out a flask and offered me a drink. 'Have one?' he inquired, as if he thought that was necessary on a railroad train. 'No,' I replied rather shortly, 'I don't want one, why should I?' "My manner didn't hurt him. He looked at the man across the aisle, who was reading. There, he thought, was a man who would join him. He reached over, pushed the flask in front of him, and said: 'Have a drink stranger?' "The stranger glared at him. 'No,' he roared, 'I won't; I sell the stuff.' 'Well,' said the young man, still unabashed, 'fact rink alone.' And he did."—Austin City Star. Beaufort Dyke a Curiosity. The Beaufort dyke off the coast of the Mull of Galloway is a deep trough in the bed of the Irish sea. It is cut sharply out of a comparatively level sea bottom, with an average depth of seventy to eighty fathoms and extends down to from 100 to 148 fathoms. Attention has just now been directed to it by the proposition to construct a submarine tunnel from Scotland to Ireland. In connection with the surveys that have been made of the channel bottom it has been found that there are currents of considerable force at work in the bottom of this trough. At one point the bottom was worn away at the rate of sixty feet a year, while in another place it was being built up almost as rapidly. Bury Sheffield. Sheffield probably employs moreorkmen in the steel industry than y other city in the world. Australia's Immense Farms. The biggest farms in the world are South Australia, where the average matter holds 78,000 acres. England's Wide Rule. More than one-fifth of the land sur ce of the globe is under English ile. Scottish Bowling Clubs. There are about 400 bowling clubs Scotland, 23 of which are in Glasow. MRS. M. A. HOLLEY Graduate of Mrs. M. A. Pope in Scalp & Hair Treatment She is now prepared to do the same work as is done in the originator's parlors. She is the sole agent for the famed preparation, "Poro." Address her at 2118 Arapahoe street, or phone Olive 1984. GIVE HER A CALL KAMMOTH CAVES IN PRANCE. Lately Explored, They Are New a Popular Pleasure Resort. One of the strangest holiday resorts, and one of the most interesting, is that recently made accessible to the public at Padirac, in the department of Lot, France. There a wonderful series of caverns, containing magnificent stalactites and a subterranean lake and river, has yielded its secrets to the adventurous explorer, and the dangers of the visit have now been ingeniously reduced, so that the average sightseer may traverse these "antres vast" with ease and safety. For ages the caves remained absolutely unexplored, but by the enterprise of M. Martell a barrister, they have been thoroughly examined and described, and by means of iron stairways and galleries have been rendered accessible. One vast craterlike opening is 300 feet in circumference, and when M. Martel made his first visit to the depths he had to descend on a board attached to two ropes after the manner of a swing. He went down 300 feet, and, with several companions, began an extraordinary series of discoveries. The chief of these is an underground river, which he navigated in a collapsible boat. The Teacher Declined. Dear pupil was absent from school one day last week. The next day she appeared at school and handed the teacher a note explaining her absence, written by her mother. The following is the explanation: "My Dear Miss C—Please excuse Helen for absence, as she fell on the sidewalk and hurt the side of her hip, and by doing the same you will greatly oblige. Hottentot. The origin of this name for the natives of South Africa is peculiar. It is said that the early Dutch soldiers at the Cape of Good Hope particularly noticed the click that forms so distinct a feature of the Kafir language, which sounded to them like a continuous repetition of the syllables "hot" and "tot." They therefore called the natives Hottentots, the "en" meaning "and" in the Dutch language. Remember The Eureka Dancing School Is Open Every Thursday Evening At Bourner's Hall 27th & Arapahoe The best dancers in the city for instructors. The best music and your pleasure our aim. ```markdown ``` THE MUSEUM OF THE WEST The colored orphanage and old following officers ready and willing to folks' home, city location 446 to 452 explain the work and its needs: Robert South First street, Jerome Park. Our Gray, president; Mrs. J. A. Smith, vice suburban property, 160 acres, sixteen president; Mrs. J. P. Blackwell, second miles northeast of Denver and 105 feet vice president; Mrs. Lavonia Knight, higher than Denver, where nature matron; Mrs. Hattie Shelton, assistant smiles. Incorporated October, 1905, man building fund; Mrs. M. R. Morrison, executive board is undenominational. We receive any child or aged William R. Rhodes, secretary and cautiously. Anyone desiring informa-treasurer, 2535 East 5th avenue. tion of any kind relative to this char- "Not looking each of you to his own stable work among our people or any things, but each of you also to the other nationality will find any of the things of others." PAGE 4 Miss L. M. Nelson is spending the holidays in the Springs the guest of Miss Eva Campbell. J. T. Canty has come home from Nevada to spend Christmas with his wife. Mrs. Hattie Hogue left Sunday for an indefinite stay in the South to finish an unexpired term of teaching. She has sold her rooming house. Mrs. Jas. W. Reed left with her. E. F. Franklin, formerly of Pueblo, is spending the holidays there with his old friends. John Short of the Burlington is taking his vacation and will be here until New Years. Miss Kittie Talbert of Chicago is the guest of her sister, Mrs. John Short. Roy Handy is spending Christmas with his relatives in Trinidad. Rev. J. L. Harding of the Third Avenue Baptist church of Nashville is here sojourning for the benefit of his health. He is a member of the National Baptist Publishing Board and prominent in the church. The Rhine is beautified by new interior decorations and has added private booths of the style affected in the finest restaurants of the city. Trade is beginning to recognize excellent service and its commodious dining room is kept busy. Proprietor Herron says he still has more good things to inaugurate there. Announcement is out of the marriage of Miss Mabelle A. Bohanan, formerly of this city and recently a teacher in Prairie View, Texas, and Berry B. Craig of Omaha on Dec. 18. They will make their home in Omaha, Neb. Mr. Craig is a brother of Clar Craig of this city. Miss Frankie Buchanan spent Wednesday and Thursday in Colorado Springs. "The Wages of Honesty," a dramatic production by the members and friends of Central Baptist church, Christmas Eve, made the biggest financial success ever in that church by similar events as well as gave such a creditable presentation as created a demand for a second appearance. The church was crowded to the doors and every scene was encored to the highest. The cast as it appeared was as given last week. THE S.ATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. Denver Roller Skating Academy East Turner Hall C. R. McFARLAND and CHAS. HALL MANAGERS City News Nolle Smith of Cheyenne, who has been attending Nebraska University, passed through this week en route home for the holidays. The following officers were elected for Lone Star Chapter No.15, O. E. S., at the annual meeting: Royal Matron, Cora O'Bryant; assistant, M. Anderson; treasurer, Katie Hill; secretary, Susie Clingman; royal patron, C. B. Hill. William E. Parsons of Santa Fe is in the city on business during the holidays. Mrs. Blanche Twyan of Kansas City arrived in the city Christmas morning for an indefinite stay. Sunday is the farewell of Rev. Douglas, who has been pastoring at Central Baptist church. In the afternoon there will be a platform meeting which will be attended by all the pastors and their congregations. In the evening Rev. Douglas will make his farewell address and to this meeting especially all are invited. Monday evening there will be a reception at the church for him and his family, tendered by the church. Well-wishers of the church will take a prominent part in the festivities as well as members. The Toujours Pret Club gave a Christmas fete Christmas Eve at Dania hall, with the Harris orchestra as the piece de resistance and dancing was never more enjoyed. Society folk were there in numbers and the seductive waltz and entrancing two-step made glad hearts beat faster until the small hours of morning. J. W. Morris, L. Hubbard and Robert Davis were the committee in charge of arrangements. Denver Roller Skating East Turn FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house at 2054 Arapahoe street. Miss A. M. Thomas. The past year has been a tremendous increase in the number of colored people who own property in this city. All over, in every section they own homes and investment property. The future prospects are as good or better as a result. In many instances the one colored buyer makes it possible for others to get lower prices on nearby property. Color prejudice has that one advantage at least. Let the good work go on. The Life Line Club will meet next Thursday with Mrs. J. C. Cooper of 2227 Tremont Place. Members are requested to be present. W. V. JASPER, W. M. Mr. and Mrs. Archie Rhodes had an "evening out" with all of its peculiarities and particularities on the night of Tuesday, at which event Miss Montgomery, Messrs. Harris, Rhodes, and Mrs. Rhodes were present. Ward chapel had an excellent quarterly meeting last Sunday. Rev. Bruce, the evangelist, preached. A spiritual revival was the consequence. The revival meetings which are now being conducted at Scott M. E. church will come to a close Sunday afternoon with a grand rally, consisting of all the ministers of the city with their congregation. The community has been benefited, the morals improved and a general uplift is felt by reason of the revival. James Lindsay died on the 18th inst., and was buried on the 20th from Lawhorn's undertaking parlors. Revs. Holmes, Ward and Brown officiated. EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY. MATINEE EVERY TUESDAY. 2 to 5 p. m. Admission 15c Skates 25 ND and CHAS. HALL MANAGERS THE ONLY COMPANY THAT HAS COMPLIED. The Union Health and Accident Company is the only home institution that has complied with the new law by depositing with the State of Colorado ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS as a guarantee that the rights of the policy holders will be protected. There are many companies soliciting business whose resources are less than three hundred dollars, and more than twenty of them have failed during the past few years. It would appear that there is no chance of their success, in view of the fact that the people have their choice of a strong or weak concern, the cost of insuring being the same. Denver, Colo., Dec. 24, 1907. The Union Health and Accident Co. Gentlemen: Please accept my thanks for your check for $15.00, being in full payment of my claim for sickness. I received prompt and courteous treatment and my opinion is that the Union Health and Accident is the best company of its kind in the entire West. This is my second claim for sickness. Very truly yours, (Signed) MRS. LIZZIE COOK. No. 1341 Lafayette St. The Union Health and Accident Co. Gentlemen:I desire to acknowlledge receipt of your check for $25.00, and also to thank you for the satisfactory disposition of my claim. My disability covered a period of five weeks and you have given me all I asked for, which assures me of the reliability of your company and that the interests of the policy holders are well conserved. Wishing you good success, I remain, Yours truly, (Signed) WILLIAM D. BURNS, No. 1236 E. 28th Ave. Motor Cars for India. In a recent report by the Belgian consul at Calcutta it is stated that there is a steady demand for motor cars in that city, and it is added that it is probable a large business will be done in these cars in the near future The essential qualities for the Indian market are cheapness and quiet running. As the country is extremely dusty, chainless cars are preferred. The motive power should be petroleum, which is easily obtainable on journeys.—London Engineer. Had to Take the Doga. "Going to the cattle show to buy sheep, eh?' queried the minister of ar agricultural member of his chapel whom he met on the station platform surrounded by half a dozen of his sheep dogs. "Oh, dear, no, sir," replied the farmer, "I'm taking my youngsters for a day in the city. There are thirteen of 'em, so I am bound to take the dogs, too, to keep 'em from strayin'." The Aalia Hackley Choral Society had another one of its high-class program last Thursday night which was thoroughly appreciated by all who were present at Central Baptist church. The entire program was rendered with much applause to each particular event, especially the ladies' chorus, whose hearty applause of "Pretty, Pretty, Primrose," was so pronounced that a greater mention is deserving, but owing to our limited space it is impossible to do so. Mrs. Anne Bobo had an early Xmas breakfast, given in her honor by John Chatman of Memphis, Tenn. The peculiar feature of the occasion was the good old Southern cooking and served in the good old style with everything the market could afford. The event was preceded with prayer. The following were present: Rev. and Mrs. Harding of Nashville, Tenn.; Mrs. Bobo, Lawyer Geo. G. Ross and John Chatman. Before a fairly crowded house and with the entire choir out to greet the pastor and congregation "Merry Xmas," Shorter had one of her happiest and liveliest early morning meetings ever experienced in Denver. All the people went away highly blessed and thankful for God's favors for the past year. At Mrs. William Walton's house, of Arapahoe street, there was a lovely eight-course dinner party served in which among the many delicate decorations the following persons were present: Lawyer J. H. Stuart, Prof. L. L. McGruder, Rev. and Mrs. A. M. Ward, Mrs. Reeves and Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Walton. The occasion was eventful because of the happy recollections passed. Bristow Payne's sister has just arrived from Colorado Springs to spend the holidays. Mrs. Roberta Johnson, the daughter of Mrs. Fred Trusty, is now to be seen at her old stand as hair specialist for Mrs. Hames of Sixteenth street. Mrs. Johnson is a late arrival from Kansas City, Mo. Scott's Methodist church will have Sunday service at 11 a. m., 3 and 7:30 p. m. The revival will close next Sunday. Rev. Bruce at that time will preach his last sermon. The public is invited to all services. The afternoon service is a special one. XMAS GREETINGS. At the residence of Mrs. Chas. S. Muse, Thursday night, happened one of the most social events of the season in the way of a Xmas Greeting. Space will not permit us to comment upon the details, but the occasion demands that we should especially mention the beautiful ferns, elaborate Xmas decorations whose immense profusion was characteristically prominent. It was considered the social event of that section of the city. Many prominent people were present. THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. On Dec. 18, 1907, Pythias Lodge No. 11, K. of P., elected the following officers for the term beginning January 1, 1908: C. C., Harry Jones. K. C., Ed. Johnson. Pre., John Bush. M. of F., S. C. Herndon. M. of E., G. C. Sample. M. of W., J. M. Martenia. K. of R. & S., Dr. J. A. Harper. Trustees, Dr. J. H. P. Westbrook, 12 months; A. C. B. Jones, 6 months. G. R., G. C. Sample. G. R., S. C. Herndon. Alternates, A. R. Butler and Joe Damon. The M. at A., I. G. and O. G. will be appointed Jan. 1st at the installation of officers. Mrs. S. P. Macbeth of 2227 Champa street is seriously ill. Mr. and Mrs. Jas. Martin entertained at Christmas dinner on a lavish scale Wednesday. Rev. Holmes united in marriage last week Eli Burrell and Miss Louisa Hartman. They are making their home at 2528 Glenarm street. FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms at 1050 Logan ave. Suitable for gentlemen or ladies. John Wesley, the infant son of Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Young, formerly of Leadville, died Christmas even and was buried today at Riverside, the services taking place at the family residence on Welton street. Rev. Ward was the officiating minister. Undertaker Gilmore was in charge. At the residence of her sister, Mrs. Chas. White, Miss Bessie Moss of Topeka and Frank Penix of Kansas City were united in marriage Thursday afternoon by Rev. Ward. Only a few immediate friends were present to witness the ceremony. They will be at home at 2927 Glenarm place after January 10. At the residence of Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Warfield on Glenarm street there occurred the marriage of Mrs. Josephine Hodges and Mr. John Bell Christmas, the ceremony being performed by Rev. Ward. The happy couple left the next day for their ranch 23 rules from Denver. Ladies, we teach hair dressing, manicuring and massage. For particulars apply at Moler System of Colleges, 1229 17th st., Denver, Colo. WANTED-Colored ladies everywhere to sell our high class toilet articles, manufactured especially for our race, the colored people of America. Splendid opportunity to make money. Most liberal terms. Full size packages FREE to agents who will use the preparations on their own hair and face. FREE premiums to agents and their customers. Devote part or all your time. Write for particulars. Secure exclusive territory. Have a pleasant and profitable business of your own. Mention this paper. THE BURTON TOILET GOODS CO., Century Blk., St. Joseph, Michigan. SUNDAY ALLIANCE Continued from page 1 "Whittier," by Rev. H. W. Pinkham, who was introduced to the audience by C. W. Buford, who incidentally showed in his introductory speech the trueness of the man to follow his convictions by even, when necessity demanded, to ride in the "police patrol" to the city hall in the fight for the right. Rev. Pinkham, the one who so courageously took Tillman to task in a church of his own denomination, had before then no small grasp upon the love and esteem of the colored people. Rev. Pinkham is an admirable gentleman of a very sympathetic nature and who is living up to his Christian ideals, believing in the Fatherhood of God and brotherhood of man. It meant more for a man of Rev. Pinkham's caliber to come to the Alliance and speak on such an event than to have other men, even though more eloquent and polished yet with less true sincerity and real appreciation than the Reverend. He has the true ring of truth and sincerity about his words and acts. His speech, which brought before the Alliance the stirring scenes of Whittier's pastoral and eventful life of anti-slavery persecution made not only Whittier more blessed and exalted but in the presentation the true character of the Reverend was shown. The applause of the speech was deafening and lasted for several minutes, after which the Reverend bowed his recognition. To Mr. A. A. Waller, director of the Choral Club, who led the vast audience, much credit and thanks is given for the way he so successfully conducted the patriotic music. To the lady ushers, Misses Norah Findlay, Eva Frazier, Geraldine Troutman, Helen Buford and Virgie Webster, who so comfortably and politely seated the crowd that not one complaint was heard. The committee consisting of Mrs. C. W. Buford, J. J. Manuel and George G. Ross as chairman, were responsible for the success of the event and are full of smiles as the consequence. Hon. Frank Johnson will speak Sunday at the Alliance and has a special message to the mothers and fathers of this city. An elaborate musical program has been arranged. Come early. A pocketbook containing $1.50, which belonged to a member of the Choral Society was "mistakenly" misplaced by some one and the one guilty of such an act will please return it to Rev. Ward. BROUGHT JAY GOULD TO TIME Woman Made Financier Pay for Her "Watermilliona." While Jay Gould was superintending the building of the old Rutland & Washington railroad, between Rutland, Vt., and Eagle Bridge, N. Y., in the late summer of 1852, it became necessary to cross a large farm in the town of Castleton, belonging to Mrs. Ann Dineen, so a strip of her property was obtained. A fine patch of watermelons on the place was too strong a temptation for the one hundred or more men in the construction gang, and in a day or two the patch was melonless. Mra. Dineen complained to Gould, but he disclaimed any responsibility for the acts of the workmen and refused to recompense her for her loss. A day or two later Mr. Gould and one or two of his engineers were obtaining relief from the effects of the hot weather by taking a swim in the Castleton river, when suddenly Mra. Dineed appeared on the bank. Gathering up all the clothes of the bathera the woman made a motion as though to throw them into the water and shouted: "Will yes pay me for thin water millions now, Mr. Gould?" The promoter's trousers contained a timepiece worth a large sum and other valuables which immersion would not have benefited, so he agreed to settle for the stolen fruit if she would go to his office the next day. The promise was satisfactory, and Mrs. Dineen recreated in triumph. Learning. Elizabeth, a little Boston is ? this summer. Quite an old now is Elizabeth. "You do not me as well as you did when you a two years old," observed her grin another. "You see, I didn't know anything then, and so, of course, I always did just what any one told me to," replied Elizabeth. French Colonies Prosper. The French colonies on the west coast of Africa are increasing in importance every year, and are receiving zealous attention from the French government. The United States exported to these colonies in 1900 $657,266 worth, and received therefrom products to the value of $601,165. Would Be Rank Ingratitude It hardly seems possible that Miss Agnes Moran of New York will now give the cold shoulder to her lover because he has been arrested for stealing, in his endeavor to get money enough to enable him to marry her. Such evidences of affection are touching and unusual. New Orders for Women. King Edward VII. is to establish a new order, it is said, which will confer honor on distinguished women. Since the Baroness Burdett Coutts received her title, no woman has been elevated to the peerage because of her philanthropic benefactions. Fishes in Indian Ocean. Nearly one-half of the flabes caught in the Indian ocean by the Slades trust deep sea exploring expedition belonged to species not heretofore described in any books. Exornous specimens were found of black corals, the rarest of all corals. PAGE & Requested One Favor. Eugene Spuller was minister of public instruction when Casimir-Perier was president of France. When the doorkeeper brought him his letters one morning Spuller said to him: "Were you not supposed to be on duty last night at 11:30 o'clock?" 'Yes, sir.' "And you were not there?" "That is correct," replied the doorkeeper, "but I have a sick mother, your excellency. I wished to visit her." "Quite proper," returned Spuller, "and I hope your mother will soon recover. But I would like to ask you one favor. If you go to visit your mother once more, please have the kindness not to lock me in my office. I had to spend the night at this desk because I could not get out!" Longing For Country Life A strange thing is the universal onging of professional men and others who have come to the city and have prospered as they advance in life to get back to the country. It is seldom that they do return, and when they do there is often disappointment and things do not appear as they did long ago. The change is in the man himself, but he thinks it is in the country. Nevertheless, the desire to get back to the old country place to end one's days is very general. Sir Walter Scott refers to it and compares the course of a man through the world to that of the hare which is started from her hair and after a long chase and making a large circle ends by returning to the nest from which she started. Plants and Perfumes. Plants with white blossoms have a larger proportion of fragrant species than any others; next comes red, then yellow and blue. Many of the flowers of spring are white and highly fragrant; those of autumn and winter being darker, with less perfume. Dangerous Either Way. Because of the number of homicides in the United States a statistician concludes that it is dangerous to be alive. However, considering the number of commandments that are broken, it is equally dangerous to be dead.—Louisville Courier-Journal. Over-Fatigue. The extraordinary activity of little children makes it extremely necessary that they should have frequent periods of rest. The ordinary lie-down after the morning outing is not enough. Care should be taken that quiet games follow noisy ones. Speed of Carrier Pigeons. Carrier pigeons, in calm weather, can travel at a speed of 1,200 yards a minute. With a brisk wind prevailing and blowing in the direction of its flight a pigeon has been known to make 1,900 yards in a minute. Pray for Others. Unless we pray for others, we are lacking in that spirit in which alone we can pray hopefully for ourselves, and we are living in neglect of a prime duty to God's dear ones who need and deserve our prayers. Society Improving. In Pennsylvania the other day 70 people celebrated the thirteenth birthday of a horse. At any rate, that is an improvement on the Newport dog and monkey society events. THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. In London a child is born every three minutes, and a death is recorded every five minutes. The city contains 700 railway stations, 5,000 omnibuses, 7,000 hansoms, 14,000 cabs and 7,000 tram cars. Daily 1,000,000 persons travel on underground railways. Vatican Refuses Large Sums. Italy, under the law of papal guarantees, would give $800,000 a year to the pope, but Vatican financiers hesitate to accept this, partly from political reasons, partly because they feel it would discourage contributions from abroad. To Publish Renan's Works. When Renan died he left nine volumes in manuscript, containing the notes of his young manhood on religion, philosophy, history and life. He never meant to publish them, but it appears that his daughter has decided to do so. Small Wonder He Died. A native doctor in India, in certifying to a death, wrote: "I am of a mind that he died (or lost his life) for want of foodings, or on account of starvation. Maybe also for other things of his comfortables." Brought Good Prices For a small silver cup of the Commonwealth period, weighing three ounces, $150 an ounce was paid in London recently, while a Charles II. tumbler, with the York hall mark of 1682, brought $100 an ounce. Point About Tuning Forks. If two tuning forks of the same pitch are placed facing each other—the one sounding, the other silent—in a few seconds the silent one will be giving out a distinctly audible note. Last of Famous Family. Ex-Senator W. D. Washburn of Minnesota is a picture of robust and placid old age. Het is the only survivor of seven brothers, four of whom attained national fame. Three of the Washburns, Israel, Elihu B. and Cadwallader C., were members of the national House of Representatives at the same time, the only instance in the political history of this government when three men thus related had seats in Congress simultaneously. Poorly Paid Clergy. The best-paid clergy in Siberia get about $600 a year, while the poorer ones have often to beg for their bread All priests must fast 226 days in the year, and monastic priests are joined never to eat meat. Flower Furnishes Blacking. An Australian flower of the hibiscus specie is often used as blacking, the juice squeezed from four blossome giving enough liquid to coat a shoe with a fine luster. Tree Furnishes Water Supply. A species of tree is found growing on an island off the coast of Africa, the condensing power of the leaves of which furnishes the sole water supply of the island. Handkerchiefs Made in 1743. The first pocket hadnkerchiefs utilized in the manner they are to-day were manufactured at Paisley in 1748. COSMOPOLITAN CAFE AND CHILI PARLORS ROBERT CARRUTH Props. Superior Service Private Dining Room —— 1922 Lawrence street, Denver, Colo. —— The Leader We are now pleased to announce to the public that we are now locating at 2057½ Larimer street with all kinds of hair goods and ornamental goods of all kinds, and we also announce we have a full line of millinery in the latest Parisian style in hats and bon- nets of all kinds. Miss Genevieve Hallowell, prop. Mrs. J. R. Hallowell, Mgr. MRS. A. M. POPE-TURNBO. MRS. L. L. ROBERTS. When we first began our wonderful work of growing all kinds, all qualities, all lengths, and all conditions of hair, even to the growing of hair on bald places of the head, many persons scorned the idea that such a thing was possible; but we have grown the hair for hundreds, rapidly achieving success. The proof of the value of our work is that we are being imitated and largely by persons whose own hair we have actually grown and the further fact that they have very frequently mentioned us when trying to sell their goods (saying that "theirs is the same" or "just as good") or referred to "PORO." We advise you to use only "PORO" Hair Grower. (the oldest and best of its kind). See that the name "PORO" is on every box, not genuine without it. Prepared only by MRS. A. M. POPE. 2223 Market St. St. Louis, Mo. Bell Phone Bomont 3109. BRANCH OFFICE IN DENVER Conducted by phone Olive 1984. 2118 Arapahoe Street Branch office Boulder, Colorado, 2404 Hill street. Mrs. Lizzie Richards, agent. Main 6791. MARY 4 years ago my hair was only a 4 years ago my hair just covered finger-length, and my temples my shoulders. were bald half way up my head. Call, or Address Mail to The Original Hair Growers We Grew Our Hair Now Let Us Grow Yours with ate a fee eee Oe Jatest Styles of Crown and Bridge ‘ Work. 2139 Curtie St, DENVER, COLO. SE Rooms—31-2 Good Block. / Office Phone Main 6606. Hours: 9 to 11 a m. 1 to 4 p. m, 7 to 8 p. m. DR. P. E. SPRATLIN Residence, 2280 Clarkson Street. Telephone York 133. a Hours, 9 to 11 a. m. 3 to 6 and 7 to 8 p.m. Sundays 9 to 10 a m and by appointment. DR. W. A. JONES 911 TWENTY-FIRST STREET. Near Champa Phone Main 6654, | ET OFFICE HOURS: | Or. Westbrook. Dr. Harper. 10 te 11 am, 8 to tz m, 3 to 5 p.m. 1to SB pm. 7 to 8 p. m. All Other Hours and Sunday by Appointment. ' "Phene Main 1144. DR. WESTBROOK | Physician anu Surgeon. | ee 3020 Welton Street. Phone 91. | DR. HARPER | Dentist. 916-017 Twenty-Firet Street. Cs Sees We wer ee DR. JUSTINA L. FORD Telephone Main 3230. OFFICE HOURS: 10 to 12 a. m, 2 to 4 p. m., 7 to 8 p.m. OFFICE AND RESIDENCE. 2026 Araphoe Street, Denver. | ED OFFICE HOURS:—® to 10.2. m. 2to4 p.m. 8 to p.m. Sundays 10 to 11 a. m. 7 to 8 p.m. Other hours at residence, 1539 E. 30th Ave DR. E. L. FAULKNER 1083 Nineteenth Street. TELEPHONES:—Office, Main 463. Residence, York 3868. | DENVER, COLO. | IIE Abstracts of title, wills, deeds and all Jegal matters pertaining to real and personal property carefully looked after. | GEORGE G. ROSS ATTORNEY TRE oe ‘Ww Collections a Specialty. For persons in and out of the city. Reem 207 Kittredge Buliding. eee eg Pace Obre 144. 6: live. Devan. COLOWADS. cS a JOS. H. STUART Tl .ewrwsee, JOS. H. STUART Lawyer, PRACTICES IN ALL COURTS. Office 829 Kittredge Bidg, Cor, 10th and Glenarm. Residence 2563 Lincoln aveave Reomining SSetrects of fitle, ani Graving up legal documents giver caret attention. PHONE OLIVE 3294. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. PAGE 7. PITCH TAYLOR AND THAD TAYLOR, PROPS. CHAS. COX, Mixologiet. St iebiiAdie ee eae ee re UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT. First-Class Pleasure Resort for Those Seeking Pleasure. PHONE MAIN 5154. 1855 Arapahoe 3t., DENVER, COLO. Trade in Mohair. Mohair is likely to become an im portant product in the United States. At present, however, there are prob ably not more than 1,000,000 pounds of the substance grown here. It comes from the beck of the Angora goat, three or four pounds belmg secured from each animal. The price varies ‘rom 85 eents to $1.35 a pound. Wedding Not Worth Paying For, During the early years of his miaite try at Calais, Me., the late Rev. Geo. W. Durell was one day called upos to perform the marriage service for a couple who came into town from some ou*'ying section, and after the cere- money the woman said: “Say, person, Jim ain’t got no money, but I will be around to-morrow to pay for this job.” Some two weeks afterward she met Mr. Durell on the street, and recalled herself to his memory, saying: “You know, parson, 1 was goin’ to pay for that job you done for Jim and me, bat I didn’t, for Jim reg away the next day, and I didn’t thivk {t was worth while.” for Gentlemen” - THE NEWPORT SALOON, DICK FRAZIER AND TOM LEWI6, PROPRIETORG. THE ONLY COLORED SALOON IN DENVER. NEWLY OPENED WITH ALL ACCOMMODATIONS, Telephone Main 7418 1845 Arapahoe St. Denver, Colorado Furniture Used by Napo.eon. When he returned to Washington recently Ambassador Von Sternberg brought a complete suite of drawing: room furniture that had adorned the rooms occupied by Napoleon in Leip- sic, These treasures were bequeathed to the ambassador by a relative whose grandfather had owned the place where the Corsican elected to abide The furniture is ancient Flemish and in the tapestry are woven mytholigical designs. The frames bear a gold do sign. A desk at which Napoleon wrote vigorous messages is part of the leg. acy. Phone Main 3064 “It’s So Different” — _ The Pastime Club ‘The best equipped Pleasure resort in the : West. Ping Pong Pool and Billiards 1821 Arapahoe Street Denver Colo. Feed Babes to Snakes. The United States grand jury at Albuquerque, N. M., Is investigating re ports that the Indians of the Puebio of Zae, the most isolated of the Pueb: lo tribes of New Mexico, feed a cer- ‘ain number of new born babies each year to a mammoth snake which is worshiped by the tribe. The Interior Department will probably be asked to taterfere. Phone Main 2275 | TWO JIMS’ SOCIAL CLUB Denver's Favorite Pieasure Resort Whitt, pol, chess checkers and other pastime games 1859 Champa Street JAG. F. CLARK, No “Arctic Moon.” The nretic moon {8 just the same as the moon everywhere. The cause of the prolonged polar days and nights foes not a@ect the moon ta the slight ost degree. District Given Over to Lawyers. Chancery Lane, London, is occupied almost entirely by lawyers and the tradesmen who cater to their needs. During the “long vacation” there is hardly any traffic upon it. Rice Staple Korean Food. In Korea breakfast, dinner and sup- per ure always the same, the staple being rice. The cultivation of their fice ficlds takes up most of the time ef most Koreans. THE CALUMET SOCIAL CLUB Lawrence Stephen, Mgr. A FIRSTCLASS RESORT : Phone Main 8232 * Safad 249 Curtis Street ——sDenver Ven Sirive 89 WO NIgnt. Every one of us may do the wrong thing every day of our lives, yet none the loss should we get up each morn- tng determined to do the right. Her Case Hopeless. The woman who iplheeattyie: Phone Main 8232 ‘pa sever tieerte ve Deautital oo maivet 21449 Curtis Street Denve tag to others. ee a et aes ae PUBLISHED BVERY FRIDAY. 1693 19TH STREET, NEAR aRAPAHOR STREET C. A. FRANKLIN Epitoa Whee Steer DMO FORE... 6. eee eee 8.00 © Bix months....................9108 Phree monshs....... Batered at thet Deaver, Colorado, as secoai class mailmatier PHONE MAIN 7903. PAGE & COMMUNICATION. Denver, Colo., Dec. 26, 1907. Mr. C. A. Franklin, Editor “The Statesman,” Denver, Colo. Kind Sir and Friend:—Over a month ago the Denver (white) papers —Post and News—endeavored to brand me and our work a fake and decided to run me out of Denver. I was to be thoroughly investigated and would have to face a court. No doubt, many of all races be- lieved, convicted and sentenced me to jail or death. This note is to let the readers of your paper know that I have been holding regular meetings, twice a week; have hired no one to appeal to ‘officers of the law for pro- tection; have not been arrested save arresting myself and allowed the au- dience to question me for three hours on the 17th inst., in Howe hall, and having finished my three months’ lec- ture course I shall leave soon after New Years on a tour in Colorado, east and south, to return the latter part of 1908 with more Love and Truth for Denver. Accept my thanks for your able ed- itorial In my defense and may all of your readers have confidence in your mission—to publish Truth and let the “chips fall where they may.” Very sincerely, REV. DR. ALZAMON IRA LUCAS. Preference for Bulifighting. The Boston Record notes that onc: $m a while one of the Surday exhori @rs on the common startles the crow: with his hits. A well-known old sp< Dinder was comparing the vices an Qmusements of various countries anc the relation between the two. Ir particular he described bullfightin: fm Spain and pugilism t this coun @ry. “And I don't know but wha Qullfighting 1s the better,” he roar “God Almighty made the bulls beef. But when you kill a puzitis: What use ie be to anybody?” Seventy-Bix Years in One Housc. James Hoffman of Washingt, tewnship, Marion county, Indiana, wz Born seventy-six years ago in t} Bouse where he has lived ever sinc Phat is to say, the log but in whic Be first saw the light is now a pa @ the- residence he occupies —Chi @ Chronicle. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO: Why help pay big rent? We save you 20 per cent on uptown prices CLEMENTS TAILOR 1523 16TH ST. _ Near Bute World's Oldest Banknetes. The oldest banknotes in the worl? ive the “flying money,” or convenient joney, first fssued in China in 2697 {. C. One writer tells that the an- cient Chinese banknotes were in many respects similar to those of the pres ent day, bearing the name of the bank, the date of issue, the number of the note, the signature of the off- cial who issued {t, and its value, in both figures and words. On the top of these curlous notes was the follow- ing philosophic injunction: “Produce all you can; spend with economy.” Wild Flower Ranch. Mrs. A. G. Conreid operates a ranch in Colorado where wild flowers are collected and pressed for use in sou venirs and menu cards. The work being in the open air, {t has proved popu'ar among teachers and other women suffering from nervous trou- bles, as it gives them a chance to earn a living and to regain their health. SOOO OOOO OOOO OOO OOLOADOLOOO Ore ‘e prnone 1461 2300-2306 Larimer St. t s ¢ / WALTER EAST Grocers, Vegetables, Fruits, Mcats, Delicatessen ¢ i OUR SPECIALTIES FOR THE COMING WEEK @ © VEGETABLES MEATS ‘ © A Fresn line of Vegetables re- | Inthis Department there is uothing + «. ceived daily: Radishes, Potatoes, Let- | lacking: Beef, Mutton and Pork Try ® tuce, Onions, Cabbage, Turnips, | our Roasts and Steaks x } Spinach, Tomatoes etc. Aloo Canned Meats % 6 a eee teciona cengceee erie acs | PROVISIONS ~ : FRUITS | EEE get Flour, Crackers * We handle hing but the best | Meal, leata, ” lees . egies Ortteen Laotnk Bavican Teas, ace and ape needed ¢ ® etc. | for the Kitchen a 6 Also Canned Goods | Aleo Bakery Geode : © DELICATESSON © $ In this Department everything is complete, up-to-date and freet: hitterlings, Chine Bones, Snoots, Pig Feet, Ears, Tails, Hocka Every- thing about a hog but the aqueal. a i WALTER EAST é g Phone 1461 2300-6 Larimer St. DPD OOOO OOOO OOO OOOO -OLOAOHOH Se eee ere eee Established More than a Quarter ef Phone Main 3725. ance estes Licensed Embalmer No. 234. Phone Main 8252 OPEN DAY AND NIGHT, The Original “No Name” 0 J. GIL MORE e e Clothing House Ladies and Gents Clothing) Undertaker and Buy and Sell Good Clothing. Full Embalmer Dress Suits for Ren Carri 417 Fifteenth St. | sora sar {irmlahed for. att sesse Denver Colorado Denver's Leading Colored Undertaker AUTO BOAT RACING LATES1. Sport Has Resulted in Improvement of Motor Craft. Out of bicycle racing evolved the present-day bicycle, handsome conven- fent, light, serviceable and’ inexzpen- sive. Automobile racing has had like effect, and the clumsy motor cars of a year or two ago are replaced by cars of greatly improved design. So it is also with motor boats, says Field and Stream, the new sport of “auto” boat racing already beginning to show its effects in the general improvement of power boats, Competition means segregation, and the tail-enders go to the boneyard. ence the humble half owner of a two-horse tender has a reserved seat at a knothole whenever there ig any: thing doing in the motor-boat arena. During the season just passed the knotholes have been hard worked, and not a few of the watchers have climbec the fence and taken a band. Vor it nas become a fad to own an “autom. bile boat” The Pohick Philosopher. “Fifteen hundred dollars per an- um,” remarks the Pohick philosopher, “won't Luy much debauchery, but it will purchase a lifetime chock full of the finest happiness that God ever granted to man.”"—Louisville Courier Journal. Confession—Consolation. Let a friendly heart divine our sor- Tows and force us to confess them, and we find in this confession a con. solation a thousand times sweeter than the absolute silence which flat. tered our pride.—Viscountess De Lar Continued from page 1 In this case, if one happens to lose one of his investments, or even two, his chances are good to make enough on the others to offset his losses. But one who closely follows the market, and uses the same amount of discretion when purchasing a stock as he would if he were buying a horse, can select three winners out of four. At least that has been my experience. For instance, I invested last year $3,000 at different times in 19 propositions and lost on only four of them; but, after deducting my losses, I had a net profit of $1,700. If my 19 men had made the same investments in a co-operative way, none of them would have lost. On the other hand, each would have shared the $1,700 profit. As long as I am in business, I shall hope to be able to say, "Not one of my clients ever lost," and it is my honest opinion that by following the plan outlined our chances of losing are reduced to a minimum." The thought at once occurred to me, Why has not some one thought of this scheme before? The answer, I suspect, lies in this, namely, that brokers who buy and sell stock for the public are interested primarily in their commissions, regardless of what kind of stock they buy or sell. It does not matter very much to them whether their clients make or lose so long as they get their commissions for buying and selling. On the other hand, Mr. Taylor would safeguard in every possible way the interest of those who invest with him, because he believes no doubt that in the long run that is the wise, the honest, the just thing to do. Here is what the Mercantile and Financial Times, one of the oldest and most conservative papers of the Wall street district, says of this gifted young man: "Financial Notes of Interest. "The announcement to the effect that Mr. Robert M. Taylor is about to start a stock brokerage office in the Wall street center has caused considerable interest in financial and business circles generally, owing to the fact that Mr. Taylor is the first colored gentleman of prominence to enter the domain of activity. "For a period of 14 years Mr. Taylor, who is a gentleman of sound experience and ability, has acted as the THE STATESMAN, DENVER. financial secretary of Tuskegee Institute, rendering in that capacity important and valuable service, acquitting himself in a manner, in fact, to justify his high reputation for ability and the confidence reposed in him. The knowledge and experience he has thus acquired admirably qualify him to successfully carry out his new enterprise. Mr. Taylor is thoroughly acquainted with the financial situation and is fully capable of acting in an advisory capacity in all matters relating to the same. In an ably written pamphlet, Mr. Taylor has clearly set forth his purposes in starting this enterprise, which can be regarded as another proof of the progressive spirit of his race. Mr. Taylor has the support of certain important financial interests and starts out in his new field of endeavor under the most promising auspices. His offices are located at Nos. 35 and 37 Broad street." If there are members of the race who have doubted the ability of Mr. Taylor, the above testimonial ought to dissipate such doubts, for it is the testimonial of a recognized authority in questions concerning finance. Everyone who has something to invest, whether the sum be large or small, should not hesitate to put it in the hands of Mr. Taylor. Give him a chance to show what he can do, for his success as a financier will certainly shed new glory upon the entire race. CORRESPONDENT DEER LODGE NO. 1 Meets Every Thursday Night. All Visiting Deers Welcome. All wishing to join see J. F. Clark, Jr., 35 Club building, from 12 until 2:30. Far-Fetched Oratory. In the "Life of the Seventh Earl of Shaftesbury," by Edwin Hodder, the following appears in one of the speeches of the subject of the biography: "When Gladstone runs down a steep place, his immense majority, like the pigs in Scripture, but hoping for a better issue, will go with him, roaring in grunts of exultation." Englishman's Criticism. An observant Englishman who has been making a study of the American woman and her defects says that instead of the nasal twang, with which the American woman is credited, he found that they speak in drawling, dragging tones, due to a lazy, careless management of the voice. Boer Colony Doing Well. The Boer colony established in the State of Chihuahua, Mexico, two years ago, is doing well. The colonists are laying up money. They have dispensed with Mexican labor and do their own work. Rhine Cafe You know T. R. Herron? You know the Rhine Cafe? These well-known Denver institutions have joined together "for better or for worse." This is the first time a Denverite has owned the Rhine, and it will now be a "hummer." Restaurant means an eating house. The Rhine Restaurant is run to feed people. Oyster suppers at the Rhine, Opera suppers at the Rhine, Chili parties at the Rhine. Three meals a day at the Rhine. Private dinners at the Rhine. Special orders at the Rhine. Banquets after the "goat" has been ridden at the Rhine. A familiar face and fair prices at the Rhine Restaurant, 1129 Nineteenth street. It is cheaper to get your Sunday meals at the Rhine Restaurant. Yours. DEAR MARY:— You know T. R. Herron? You know Denver institutions have joined together the first time a Denverite has owned mer." Restaurant means an eating and feed people. Oyster suppers at the Rhine Chili parties at the Rhine. Three meners at the Rhine. Special orders at has been ridden at the Rhine. A f Rhine Restaurant, 1129 Nineteenth st meals at the Rhine Restaurant. You WHALEBONE AT $8,750 A TON. It Might Pay Now to Look Up Those Old Whalebone Ribbed Umbrellas. "I see by the papers," said Mr. Grillfinby, "that the last quotation for whalebone in England was £1,750, or, say, about $8,750 a ton, making whalebone worth now somewhere in the neighborhood of $4.50 a pound—a pretty costly commodity. "I can remember the time when whalebone was cheap, very cheap; when we used to burn whale oil in lamps and use whalebone for umbrella ribs. Those old-time whalebone ribbed umbrellas were not much like the present steel ribbed close rollers. "No. They were of the bulgy out sort of gingham umbrellas that you see now sometimes reproduced after a fashion on the comic stage, but which are now never actually used by anybody, though once they were used by everybody, umbrellas with whalebone ribs. And what I was going to say was this: "People are out all the time looking through the country for old furniture, quaint old colonial, and that sort of stuff. Why couldn't we hunt up those umbrellas—there must be millions of them lying around in country garrets—why couldn't we look up those old whalebone ribbed gingham umbrellas, for the whalebone there is in them? Don't you think there may be an idea here for making money. IN A MODERN HAREM. Circassian Slaves Now Wear Copies of Paris Fashions. Less picturesque than the description in Pierre Loti's "Disenchanted" was my reception in the harem of Bosma Hanum, the wife of a close relative of the throne, says a writer in the Boston Globe. I was assisted out of my carriage by a gaunt eunuch in a black frock coat and red fez, who gave me the shivers as he clutched my arm with his sable paw. Inside the hall I was met by a crowd of female slaves, who helped me to remove my wraps. They varied in age from 15 to 40; some of them were negresses, but the majority were Circassians. Denver. Colo. ow the Rhine Cafe? These well-known her "for better or for worse." This is the Rhine, and it will now be a "humouse. The Rhine Restaurant is run to rhine, Opera suppers at the Rhine, eals a day at the Rhine. Private din the Rhine. Banquets after the "goat" miliar face and fair prices at the street. It is cheaper to get your Sunday rs, ! HUNGRY JOE THEIR FAVORITE BEVERAGES. What Some of the World's Great Men Preferred to Drink. The entertaining author of "Collections and Recollections" has been writing on the favorite beverages of great men. Thackeray's choice was claret. He said that "our intellect ripens with good cheer and throws off surprising crops under the influence of that admirable liquid, claret." Mr. Gladstone, to whom the other pleasures of the table meant nothing, was a stickler for port, a believer in it, a judge of it. Mr. Russell says that the only feeble speech he ever heard from Gladstone was made after dinner at an otherwise hospitable house, where wine was not suffered to appear. Lord Tennyson drank his bottle of port every day, and drank it undecanted, for, as he justly observed, a decanter holds only eight glasses, but a black bottle nine. Mr. Browning, if he could have his own way, drank port all through dinner, as well as after it. Sir Moses Montefiore, who lived to complete his hundred years, drank a bottle of port wine every day after he came to man's estate. Mr. Finching, the wine merchant in "Little Dorritt," thought champagne "weak but palatable," and Lord St. Jerome, in "Lothair," was esteemed by the young men a patriot "because he always gave his best champagne at his ball suppers."—Town and Country. WOMAN IN STRANGE FIELDS Exploration and Discovery No Longer Left to the Stormer Sex. Not long ago the triumph of a woman who had ascended one of the Himalaya peaks to a height hitherto unequaled by any mountain climber was duly chronicled. A few days later a foreign news item announced the arrival in South Africa of an American young woman who seeks the jungle in order to study the language of the monkey tribe. She is alone in her daring quest and appears to have a full realization of its perils. Still another venturesome woman is Margaret Selenka, of German birth, who is to head an important scientific expedition to Java in the early part of the coming year. She goes there in the endeavor to establish the identity of a fossil man-ape found on the island, as the so-called missing link. ```markdown ```