Denver Star

Saturday, May 30, 1908

Denver, Colorado

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...MME. AZALIA HACKLEY... Zion Baptist Church Monday June 1st GRAND MILITARY BALL: East Turner Hall Thursday June 11th FRANKLIN'S PAPER THE STATESMAN State Historian & Natural History Society TWENTIETH YEAR DENVER, COLORADO, SATURDAY MAY 30, 1908 CLOSING OF THE LITERARY With every chair filled, every available seat taken, the last meeting before the annual vacation of the Eureka Literary was witnessed by an eager mass of humanity, anxious to hear the excellent program of artists. For special comment of every particular feature the program would be unnecessary and futile because the public already knows Madame E. L. Faulkner, who gives the history of the author and the piece before she manipulates. Dr. J. H. P. Westbrook's paper was up to his already achieved standard. Mrs. Lillian Jones' solo only bespeaks of the excellence with which she sings with the Azalia Hackley Choral Society, and merely to mention the names of Mrs. Jessie Nickens-Reese, Denver's wonderful vaudeville producer, and the Misses Beatrice Thrashley, Eva Carter, Virgie and Lela Webster and Jessie Andrews, demonstrate the high class to which the program was lifted by their presence. The literary has found a place in this community and the work that she is doing only reflects greater credit on its organizer, Rev. W. W. S. Dyett, now of Omaha. The high standard she is maintaining will ever be an incentive for her to go ever onward and upward. The Statesman congratulates the administration, all the officers, committees, members, etc., for the business-like and social progress made in this half year. May she ever continue. To Curtis Harris belongs the credit for arranging this, the best program ever presented to the literary. At the close there was a gift of three valuable prizes through the sale of ice cream tickets. THE WHITE TENT AND GREEN And its honor lay bleeding, with fast ebbing life. Who came to its rescue and said" "We can die. But the flag of our country must wave from on high?" DENVER, COLORADO, SATURDAY MAY 30 1908 Twas an army of boys whose white tents were seen All over the land, but now they are green. They left happy homes where their wants were supplied. They left friends and kindred and fair Cupid's side; They left the old plow-share to rust in the field And went forth to answer their country's appeal. Yes, they rushed with their musket, knapsack-and canteen, Their tens were then white, but now they are green. From the mountains, the plains and the valleys they came, And throughout the Southland enkindled a flame Which ceased not its burning 'till vict'ry was won And the song of Reunion and Freedom was sung. By the light of that flame their white tents were seen. But now overhead is a carpet of green. Those heroes who sank neath the war demon's tread And who are now sleeping the sleep of the dead. Must not be forgotten; the flowers of May Should deck their lone tents on Memorial Day. Mid the bursting of shell and the cannon's red gleam Their houses were white, but now they are green. Not alone to the dead must our kind deeds unfold. But alike to the living.—the boys now grown old; They stood midst the strife and 'tis only God's will That keeps them from resting out there on the hill. They are standing on picket, majestic, serene. One foot in the white tent and one in the green. WARNING TO THE PUBLIC AGAINST DECEPTION We, Rice Lodge No. 39, I. B. P. O. Elks of the World, are proud to say to you that the so-called injunction of one W. A. Rice against our noble band of true-hearted Elks, was a failure in Division 4 of the District court, on Monday, May 25th. The court ruled that Mr. Rice had no case and instructed the clerk of the court to strike it from the trial calendar, so do not be misled by any of Mr. Rice'scircars, or other papers, he has been, or is, handing around among you and misrepresenting our noble order. ... State ```markdown ``` [Portrait of a man with a white beard and a dark suit, facing slightly to the right.] BISHOP ABRAHAM GRANT. The return of this able prelate to will be no less the Fifth Episcopal district gives unwork of the bounded satisfaction to the churchestion of the country and the people at large as well. It ing hand of care means for the next four years there of the age. table prelate to will be no l district gives un- work of the de to the churches tion of the co ge as well. It ing hand of c our years there of the age. The return of this able prelate to will be no lagging of the spiritual the Fifth Episcopal district gives un- work of the district and that this secbounded satisfaction to the churches tion of the country will feel the guid- and the people at large as well. It ing hand of one of the great negroes means for the next four years there of the age. LIC AGAINST DECEPTION Rice Lodge No. 39 has increased both in membership and in loyalty to our order since Mr. Rice started his fight, which shows very plainly that he has very few followers and sympathizers. We have taken in many applicants during our present dispensation, which expires June 15. By that time we expect many more. The ladies' branch is progressing very rapidly, regardless of Mr. Rice and his fruitless attempt to prevent their setting up. L. J. MANLEY, RICHARD FRAZIER. Secretary. State Deputy. will be no lagging of the spiritual work of the district and that this section of the country. will feel the guiding hand of one of the great negroes of the age. FIVE CENTS A COPY THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO The Greatest Strop of the Century The Haynes Razor Strop Co. creasing knowledge and modern science have proven without a doubt that closeness of grain produces the finest cutting edge obtainable. The high standard of excellence and efficiency of this strop is maintained by Mr. Haynes' rigid system of personal inspection of every strop during the successive stage of manufacture. The Haynes R 335 Broadway bert Ross and R. G. Jackson of Western University. Every loyal Coloradoan should back up this Colorado boy by purchasing a copy and thus inspire other Colorado boys and girls to see a higher ideal in music for them, than this degrading shake-your-foot rag-time music. Encourage those who reach up. Mailed to any address at half price. 15 cents each. Send today. Address Music Department, Western University, Box 725, Quindaro, Kans. For sale also by Misses Mable and Jessie Andrews, 2516 Curtis street. Denver. Colo. --- --- A COLORADO BOY'S SUCCESS AT COLLEGE. The Inter-State Literary Society's prize-winner in original music, "Nocturne," composed and written by Mr. Clyde Andrews of Denver, Colo., now attending Western University at Quindaro, has been published in high-class sheet music form for the piano, and organ, and is now being sold all over the Western states by Professors Al- durability and practical utility of the "Superior" Razor Strop has passed beyond the questionable stage into a demonstrated fact. The "Superior" Razor we are offering in connection with our Strop is made especially for us by one of the best razor manufacturers of Germany, and we warrant it to be first-class. We Over Twenty Thousand sold in New York alone. The "Superior"" Brand is without doubt or question the most intelligent conception and the most enterprising endeavor ever put forth to master the highest problem in Razor Strops. This is the strop that has thrilled the Barbers of Two Conti nents, and is recognized by the leading Barbers in the world as a Masterpiece of Perfection. Write for our Book on Facial Treatment. Sent on application. We refer with pride to our latest creation, the "Superior" Razor Strop, which is a consummated achievement of a tonsorial genius, and is the result of twenty years of trial, experimenting and practical knowledge. This Strop practically marks a new era in American strop manufacturing. The methods and care which is exercised in the manufacture of this strop is the limit of human ingenuity. One of our most beneficial treatments is applied to this strop, which is our secret chemical mixture. This mixture penetrates the air spaces between the molecules and contracts the pores of the leather to the utmost, at the same time killing every germ inhabitant of the animal skin. After having carried through our Famous Antiseptic Process the closest grain possible is produced. In Razor Strop All members of Queen of the West Temple No.1, S.M.T., are notified to be present at the next meeting, May. at the lodge hall. By order of HENRIETTA WRIGHT, W. P., FLORENCE WALTON, Sec. Quin Misses 6 Cur Two good rooming house bargains. Both in town. $150 and $300. Law yer George G. Rose. will send prepaid to any part of the United States one pair of "Superior" Razor Strops and one "Superior" Razor for $2.50, or $1.35 each. Do not send money in letter. Send by postal or money order, payable to The Haynes Razor Strop Co., Dept. C., 335 Broadway, New York City, U. S. A. trop Co. --- Fiterclass Dop Prm SEE ME ABOUT PAGE. 10. NOTHING BETTER FOR EASY SHAVE New York City PORTER'S SHINING PARLOR. Strictly first-class. A nice place for ladies to have their shoes dressed or wait while you have your dressed. We carry a full line of shoe laces, all styles. If you are wearing tan shoes and wish to change them to black call on us. We guarantee all work. We call for shoes that are within a reasonable distance. Open 7:30 to 9 p.m. Phone Main 5639 WILL TAYLOR. Prop.. 911 Elighteenth street SAW NO CHANCE FOR FRIEND Aspiring Politician Got Cold Comfort from Darky He Had Asked to Support Him. A well known southern politician, now an element of strength in the councils of his party, in the early days of his political career invariably met defeat at the polls. On one occasion he was conducting a house to house canvass in the interest of his candidacy for a state office. Among those interviewed was an old darky who had formerly been in the employ of the aspiring politician. "I am thinking of running for a place on the state ticket, Mose," said the politician, "and I want you to help me out." After a moment's thoughtful hesitation, the darky replied: "All right, Marse Dick; but I wants to ax yo' one leadin' question befo' I commits myself." "Well, what is it?" "How much is yo' gwine to give me when you gits beat?"—Illustrated Sunday Magazine. WEBSTER'S HOME SQUADRON. Speaking of the Navy: A few days before his death Daniel Webster wished to leave his sick room once more to look upon the little paradise which his taste had adorned about his mansion. Dressing himself with the utmost care, he went through the house on the arm of a servant and finally reached the library. The night before there was a terrific storm and the great statesman expressed solicitude for the safety of the fishermen off the coast. As he looked from the window his eye fell upon a number of pleasure boats which had been moored to a little mound in the artificial pond in the rear of the house. "Well," said he, "the Home Squadron is safe; I think I will go back." It was his last playful remark. He never left his room again. Lost to Us by Incredulity. Knowledge of divine things for the most part, as Heraclitus says, is lost to us by incredulity.—Plutarch. Living In Suspense. It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of a spider. — Swift. Cultivate Firmness. The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.—Emerson. Enough and to Spare. "And the name is to be"—asked the suave minister as he approached the font with the precious armful of fat and flounces. "Augustus Philip Ferdinand Codrington Chesterfield Livingston Snooks." "Dear me!" Turning to the sexton: "A little more water, Mr. Perkins, if you please."—Tit-Bits. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. Assets..... $8,144,180.31 Liabilities..... 7,084,251.82 Capital..... 1,000,000.00 Surplus..... 59,928.49 Certificate of Authority for the Year Ending February 28, 1909. It Is Hereby Certified, That the National Life Insurance Company, of the U. S. A., a corporation organized under the laws of the State of Illinois, whose principal office is located at Chicago, has complied with all the laws of this state so far as the requirements of said laws are applicable to said company, and the said company is hereby authorized to transact business as a life insurance company within the said State of Colorado, subject to the several provisions and requirements of the said laws, until the twenty-eighth day of February, in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and nine. In Testimony Whereof, I, F. Dittenhouse, Commissioner of Insur. M said State of Colorado, have hereunto set my hand and affixed my seal of office, at the City of Denver, the day and year first above written. E. E. RITTENHOUSE, Commissioner of Insurance. (Seal.) WILLIAM C. BLAIR, Deputy. Published in the Statesman by authority of Commissioner of Insurance. E. E. RITTENHOUSE, Commissioner. WILLIAM C. BLAIR, Deputy. Synopsis of Statement and Copy of Certificate of Authority. Assets..... $18,608,784.72 Liabilities..... 17,919,840.94 Capital..... 500,000.00 Surplus..... 197,944.68 Certificate of Authority for the Year Ending February 28. 1909. It Is Hereby Certified, That the Washington Life Insurance Company, a corporation, organized under the laws of the State of New York, whose principal office is located at New York City, has complied with all the laws of this state so far as the requirements of said laws are applicable to said company, and the said company is hereby authorized to transact business as a life insurance company within the said State of Colorado, subject to the several provisions and requirements of the said laws, until the twenty-eighth day of February, in the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and nine. In Testimony Whereof, I. E. E. Rittenhouse, Commissioner of Insurance of said State of Colorado, have hereunto set my hand and affixed my seal of office, at the City of Denver, the day and year first above written. E. E. RITTENHOUSE, Commissioner of Insurance. (William C. BLAIR. Deputy. Published in the Statesman by authority of Commissioner of Insurance. E. E. RITTENHOUSE, Commissioner. WILLIAM C. BLAIR. Deputy. THE Denver Barber Supply Company ∑ Is the best place for good Razors, Shears, Pocket Knives, Comb brushes, Pomades and all tofflet articles at ```markdown ``` Western THE LEADING EDUCATIONAL IN W A Faculty of Eighteen Thoroughly Institution MAGNIFICEN Steam Heated DEPART Theological, Classical, Normal, Sub- bracing courses in Architecture Printing, Bookbinding, Tail- making, Millinery, Cookin THOROUGH DISCIPLINE, CHI SUPER FINE MILITARY BAR FOR FULL INFORMATION W ACTING PRESIDENT OF WESTER Western University THE LEADING EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION FOR NEGROES IN THE WEST. FINE MILITARY BAND AND ORCHESTRA. FOR FULL INFORMATION WRITE TO PROF. SHELTON FRENCH, ACTING PRESIDENT OF WESTERN UNIVERSITY, QUINDARO, KANS. COTTRELL'S 2100 ARAPA PHONE 32 DR. W. J. COTTRELL BOTTLED GOODS A SP PURE DRUGS, HOT AND COL ICLE COTTRELL'S PHARMACY 2100 ARAPAHOE STREET PHONE 3230 MAIN. PURE DRUGS, HOT AND COLD DRINKS, CIGARS, TOILET ARTICLES, ETC. Prompt delivery to any part of the city. [Picture of a young woman with a dark hair and a white dress with a ruffled collar.] Home Cooking Rooms 023 19th Street. REGULAR DINNER, 25c. From 12 to 1:30 O'clock. REGULAR SUPPER, 25c. From 6:30 to 7 p. m. MRS. E. PASSMORE. Proprietor E. V. GILL CAPITOL HILL FERTILIZING COMPANY Manure Furnished in Any Amount EXPRESS 402 Stand Nineteenth and Downing Aves Phone York 340 Residence 1766 Race Street Phone White 2432 DENVER COLORADO Residence Phone No. 15. Open Day and Night. CANADIAN A University CONSTITUTION FOR NEGROES IN THE WEST. Many Equipped Teachers from the Leading Pens in America. RENT BUILDINGS. Bed and Electric Lighted. DEPARTMENTS: Job-Normal, Musical, State Industrial, em- prise, Carpentry, Mechanical Drawing, Miloring, Business Course, Dress- ing, Laundrying and Farming. CHRISTIAN INFLUENCE, CAREFUL ERVISION. BAND AND ORCHESTRA. WRITE TO PROF. SHELTON FRENCH, ERN UNIVERSITY, QUINDARO, KANS. S PHARMACY AHOE STREET 8230 MAIN. L, Physician and Surgeon UP ECIALTY—WINES, ETC. OLD DRINKS, CIGARS, TOILET ART LES, ETC. --- Miss M. COWDEN. Hair Dressing PARLORS. Shampooing, cutting and curling. All hair work made to order. Hair tonics, scalp treatments, manicuring; stage wigs for rent for theatrical use or mask balls. Cheapest switches, 50 cents. Goods delivered out of the city. 1219 21st street. Denver, Colo. Phone -797 Olive. THE WILLIAMSON HAFFNER CO. ENGRAVERS OUR PRINTERS CUTS TALK DENVER, COLO. 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE PATENTS TRADE MARKS DESIGNS COPYRIGHTS & C. Anyone sending a sketch and description may quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an invention is probably patentable. Communications strictly confidential. HANDBOOK on Patents sent free. Oldest agency for securing patents. Patents taken through Munn & Co. receive special notice, without charge, in the Scientific American. A handsomely illustrated weekly. Largest circulation of any scientific journal. Terms, $3 a year; four months, $1. Sold by all newsdealers. BUNN & Co. 361 Broadway, New York Branch Office, 625 F St., Washington, D. C. --- Office Phone No. 1423. 'Phone Main 3230. PAGE. 12. -— HE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. TRAFFIC CLUB WAITERS WILL GIVE A Grand Entertainment wand Dance.... , AT HAANIAHAL | 27th and Arapahoe Sts. ep Thursday June 4 FOR THE : BENEFIT OF MR. W. H. WILSON : Who has been eee Se Sexe ae has been Refreshments Served Admission 35c , Mr. GEORGE THOMAS, Chairman - Mr. John H. Watkins Mr. Harry Fagan : Me, Tom Willers Mr. A. J. Falling GREAT FALLS, MONT. Ministers Institute and Young Peo- ple’e meeting of A. M. E. church, Mon- tana convened in Union Bethel, A. M. E. ehurch Tuesday morning, 10 a. m., With the president, Rev. J. H. Hub- bard, P. E., in the chair. After the devotional exercise the presiding elder preached the annual sermon, which was followed by the administering of the ‘Lord’s Supper by the presiding elder and Rey. B. F. Mc- Cully and Rev. W. T. Osborn. The sermon was logical, forceful and full of doctrinal truths. Mrs. W. T. Osborn was elected see- retary, Mrs. Walker, assistant, and Mrs. J. W. Robinson, treasurer. A few papers were read and dis- cussed by the delegates and congrega- tion, which proved to be a benefit to those present. Wednesday evening Rev, W. T. Os- born of Helena preached an able ser- mon. The congregation was made to say, “Didn't our hearts burn while he explained the word!” The welcome address was delivered by Rev. E. D. Abbott. J. W. Robinson and Mr. W. T. Daniel, Rey. B. F. McCully and Rey. W. T. Osborn responded to the wel- come address. Thursday evening the people gath- ered from all parts of the city to en- joy the grand reception given in honor of the delegates. A program was ren- dered and the following-named_per- sons were the participants: Mrs. W. T. Osborn, V. M. Bigzee, Omer Con- nell, Rey. C. D. Crouch of the M. E. church of Great Falls and Rey. W. T. Osborn of Helena, Rey. E. D, Abbott master of ceremonies and Mr. J. M McCracken, Miss Cecelia Knott. The people of Great Falls used every means possible to make it pleas- ant for the delegates and so deeply impressed were the people with said gathering and so determined to prove their interest in the delegates’ happi- ness that three times the whole dele- gation was invited out for refresh- ments. On one occasion each dele- gate was presented with a beautiful souvenir, the compliments of Mrs. M. J. Smith and Mrs. D, A. Knott. The work of this conyention will live on for ages and unborn genera- tions will rise up and call the people of this gathering blessed. One re- markable feature of this convention was that the very man who first piant ed African Methodism in the state of Montana has the pleasure as well as the honor of being its first president and that person is that old hero, pul- pit preacher, Christian gentleman and theologian, Rey. J. H. Hubbard, P. E. of the Denver District. Thus closed the best Ministers’ In- stitute and Young People’s meeting ever held in Montana. PUEBLO, COLO. Mr. H. F. Bray was up from the ranch last week. St. Paul Sewing Circle was very pleasantly entertained last Friday aft- ernoon by Mrs, S. A, Phillips of 1413 Wabash avenue, The Methodist Art Club met last week with Mrs. J. P. Watson on Palmer avenue. They meet this week with Mrs. Wilson on Cypress street. Rev. J. W. Sanders and wife, who have been the guests of Rey. Watson and wife for the past week, have re- turned to their home, Born to Mr. and Mrs, Oscar Baker, On the Mth inst., a nine-pound daugh- ter, Dr. S. A. Huff the officiating phys- ician. Rey. Sanders filled the pulpit at St. John's last Sunday morning. All the clubs of the city are making preparations for entertaining the com- ing state conyention in June, VICTOR, COLO., NEWS. Mrs, J. D, Harkless and son, Ed Mathews, have returned from Pueblo. Mrs. R, C, Wagner will spend the week {n Colorado Springs. Mrs. E. McCollough left Thursday for Denver. Quarterly meeting was held at Handy chapel Sunday. Mrs. Kimberling and the Misses Mary and Lenora Yockum were visit- ing in Victor Thursday. Miss Marguerite Graves and Mr. Ceylon Cotwell are the only two col- ored children who will take part in the eighth grade commencement ex- ercises Thursday afternoon. Mrs, John Broady, who has been seriously ill with la grippe has greatly improved, Rev. John Turner arrived Thursday afternoon to hold quarterly meeting Sunday. Mr, Lee Reed was visiting in Victor last week. Mr. Washington Pennington was a Victor visitor last week. Mr. Major Vince has returned from Denver and Colorado Springs, where he has been visiting friends and rela- tives. Ladies, we teach hair dressing, man- icuring and massage. For particulars apply at Moler System of Colleges, 1229 17th st., Denver, Golo, HAD EARNED MONEY CONVICT'S IDEA OF HIS RIGHT TO RESULTS OF ROBBERY. Maj. McClaughry Tells of Hard Work He Had to Convince Man That Stolen Funds Should Be Returned "It's queer what notions some people get into their heads," Maj. R. W. McClaughry, warden of the United States penitentiary at Leavenworth, said in Kansas City, Kan. "Some folks simply can't distinguish between the right and the wrong." Maj. McClaughry told a story of a man who was sent to a penitentiary for ten years for robbing a bank of $10,000. He had reached through the wicket at the teller's station, snatched a pile of bills, escaped from the bank and had hid the money before he was arrested. "Well, sir, he was a model prisoner," Maj. McClaughry said. "He behaved so well that everybody about the penitentiary liked him, and by such conduct he succeeded in obtaining enough credit marks to reduce his time of imprisonment from ten years to six years and nine months. A day or two before his release he requested an interview with me. "Warden,' he said, 'I want to ask your advice about a little matter. You know I'm to leave this place in a few hours. I am going into business of some kind and I shall want a partner. Now, in what business would you advise me to enter—for you know I want to make an honest living and be a good citizen.' "I asked him what kind of a partner he desired and how much money he could put in as his share. "Oh, anywhere from $1,000 to $10,-000,' he answered. "'Where did you get that much money?' I asked, in greater surprise. "'Oh, the bank money—the $10,000 I stole,' he exclaimed. "'Why, man, that isn't your money,' I told him. "'Not my money!' he cried, 'haven't I earned it by hard work in this prison on these many years?' "And do you know," Maj. McClaughry said, "that it was one of the hardest things I ever undertook in all my life to make that man see that he was wrong—that the stolen money was still the property of the bank, not his, and that the time he served in prison was only punishment for violating the laws made for the protection of people's property. But he did see it in the right light at last. He turned every dollar of the money over to the bank, was generously rewarded by the man who had sent him to prison, and has since been a useful and honorable citizen." Explained to the Rector. St. Thomas' Episcopal church in Fifth avenue has under its jurisdiction an East side chapel, says the New York Sun. One of the features of the chapel is a gymnasium, in which boys are trained in all the branches of physical culture. Some of the boys are quicker in this sort of training than they are in the more polite talk of the West side boys. The rector of St. Thomas', Rev. Dr. Stires, visits the chapel frequently, and is fond of talking with the lads about their work. He said to one little fellow who hails from near the East river: THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. "Well, my son, they tell me you won quite a victory in your last contest with the boys of a rival school." "I don't know 'bout that, but w'en we went up ag'in dat bunch from St. Pat's we put it all over 'em, and dey ain't never peeped since." The rector patted him on the head and said: "My boy, you're all right." "Dat's what I'm here for," was the quick reply. Germany to Have New Coin. Germany will soon have a new coin of the value of a quarter mark or six cents. In order to distinguish the new piece readily from the 20-pfennig coin now in use, the government has asked for designs with a perforation. The Welt Spiegel published the pictures of perforated coins which were recently made in England for circulation in an East African English colony, and a humorist in a Hamburg paper says: "Give us the coins with holes in them by all means. We can string them like beads and tie-them up and hold them, a process which seems to be beyond accomplishment with the modern slippery coins and bills." Exemplified. "The best intentions are sometimes most embarrassing," remarked the philosopher. "That's right," answered the man who applies everything to himself; "I set the alarm clock at night with the best intentions imaginable, only to be intensely annoyed by my stupidity in the morning." Too Tame. "But you can't expect this play to make a hit," protested the manager. "Why not?" asked the ambitious young dramatist. "Don't you think it has enough situations?" "Oh, yes; but the story is one that might be discussed in anybody's parlor." Not Altogether. "So your wife made a sharp retort when you took her to task, did she?" "I don't know that you could call it a sharp retort exactly." Few Hotel Keys Returned. "Well, there's the first one in a long while," said the hotel clerk, as the postman slapped down the mail on the desk. "The first what?" asked the guest. "The first key we've got back in a long time," replied the man behind the counter, as he picked up the key, with a stamp affixed to the big tag on it. "You know they take them away all the time and we have tags made with a direction printed thereon to stick on a stamp and they'll come back to us. But I guess that the percentage of returns is small. "Almost no one takes away a key with the intention of stealing it, but some folks keep them as souvenirs when once they get them home." Young Queen Is Popular. The young queen of Spain becomes more and more popular among her husband's subjects, and the fearless way in which she walks, practically unattended, about Madrid, has pleased the people immensely. Her majesty's bright coloring and beautiful golden hair are greatly admired, and she often hears praise of her charms expressed aloud in lowly Spanish fashion. Quaint exclamations, such as "Blessed be your mother," greet Queen Victoria Eu- genie wherever she goes, and, before she understood Spanish customs, she one day caused great amusement to King Alfonso by remarking, on returning to the palace after a shopping expedition: "How fond the people seem to be of mamma." Now and Then a Crook Reforms. Once a criminal, always a criminal, is not of necessity an unbreakable rule, and has had more than one exception. One of our biggest patent medicine men, gray-headed, a multimillionaire, and all that, was the "Long Jim" of the Cadiz bank robbery of 40 years ago. He escaped from the Columbus (O.) penitentiary through the intervention of a friend, who himself—for a blind—kept a liyery stable in New York, while carrying to success such crime triumphs as the Ocean bank robbery. Our reformed "Long Jim" doesn't believe that his identity is known to a living man and is in all respects a most excellent citizen.—Broadway Magazine. End of London's Private Gardens It is sad to hear that the last of the private gardens in the city of London is coming to an end. No. 4 Crosby square, with its beautiful old staircase and pleasant rooms, is to be pulled down. Ripe figs were gathered in the summer of 1893 from the fig tree on the wall, and other trees grew near the fountain in the middle of the garden. An 1850 edition of Murray's London states that the present houses in Crosby square were built in 1677. This was the year in which the Lady Mary was married to William of Orange. Manners. Manners are not like clothes. It's a bad thing to have two suits of them—one for best and one for everyday. Wear your best manners all the time. They suffer more by being put away than by constant use. If you keep your best manners for company they will fit you ill, and your visitor will suspect they were put on for him. Second best clothes may be worn at home, but not second best manners. To whom is it worth while to be courteous if not to the people you love best?—Home Chat. Argentina Railroad Construction. The railroad lines of the Argentine republic have reached the border of Bolivia, 1,200 miles from Buenos Ayres, and as the result of a treaty with Bolivia the Argentine government is making engineering studies for the prolongation of its line to be built by the Speyer-City bank syndicate of New York. In July the New York syndicate will have finished the first section of the Bolivian railway under its contract with the Bolivian government. Cheap Gas Production. Prof. Blau of Germany has discovered a new process of developing illuminating gas that may be bought by the bottle at the rate of 15 cents a pound. A 12-pound cylinder at 15 cents a pound would give a 50-candle power light for four months used four hours a day. That is to say, the cost would be 1 1-7 cents an hour, or, say, $1.25 a month, or even less.—Brooklyn Eagle. Future for Egypt. An Egyptian paper says that the native families pay an average tax of $4.65 an acre, or 28.5 per cent. of the crop. Foreigners and land companies hold 655000 acres. PAGE. 13. Rooms—31-2 Good Block. Rooms—31-2 Good Block. Office Phone Main 5595. Hours: 9 to 11 a. m., 1 to 4 p. m. 7 to 8 p. m. DR. P. E. SPRATLIN Residence, 2230 Clarkson Street. Telephone York 123. Office hours: 7 a. m. to 7 p. m. and by appointment. Phone Main 7416. Dr. T. Ernest McClain Latest Styles of Crown and Bridge Work. 2139 Curtis St., DENVER, COLO. Hours, 9 to 11 a. m. 3 to 5 and 7 to 8 p. m. Sundays 9 to 10 a. m. and by appointment. DR. W. A. JONES Office Phone Main 5554. Res. 2205 Marion St. Phone York 4370. Phone Olive 1934. After hours 3230. DR. JUSTINA L. FORD 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to 4 p. m., 7 to 8 p. m. OFFICE AND RESIDENCE. 2026 Araphoe Street, Denver. OFFICE HOURS:—9 to 10 a. m. 2 to 4 p. m. 8 to 9 p. m. Sundays 10 to 11 a. m. 7 to 8 p. m. Other hours at residence. 1539 E. 30th Ave DR. E. L. FAULKNER OFFICE—2029 Lawrence street, upstairs. TELEPHONES:Office, Main 463. Residence, York 3868. FRANKLIN H. BRYANT Attorney-at-Law Corner of Sixteenth and Larimer Streets Suite 48 Good Block DENVER. COLO JOS. H. STUART LAWYER PRACTICES IN ALL COURTS. Office 329 Kittredge Bldg., Cor. 16th and Glenarm. Residence 2562 Lincoln avenue. Phone Olive 2294. Examining abstracts of title, and drawing up legal documents given careful attention. --- GEORGE G. ROSS ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR-AT- Abstracts of title, wills, deeds and all legal matters pertaining to real and personal property carefully look after. Room 207 Kittredge Building. Residence, 2344 Tremont Place. After 6:00 Phone Olive 1414. Dr. Westbrook. Dr. Harper. 10 to 11 a. m. 8 to 12 m. 3 to 5 p. m. 1 to 5 p. m. 7 to 8 p. m. All Other Hours and Sunday by Appointment. 'Phone Main 1144. PAGE. 14. fHE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. > eae, ae Officers |. = emee) lg ee Nights eel de eer ol Mee ea his of Lodges im) | Meciing ete eee tee | M, W. GRAND LODGE, A. F. & A. M., Ned = \ SP Ea i =5 [ ae? For Colorado and jurisdiction, meets in Salt Lake, Utah, in August, 1908. E. C. TUMLIN, G. M. WILLIAM SPRAGUE, Grand Secretary, P. O. Box 1645, Den- ver, Colorado. ROCKY MOUNTAIN LODGE NO i A. F.& A.M. Meets the first and third Monday nights in the month at 1712 Curtis St. GC. A. FRANKLIN, W. M. WM. SPRAGUE, Secretary, P. 9. Box 1646 CENTENNIAL LODGE NO «4 * F & AM Vieets the second and fourth Monday aights in the month at 1712 Curtis Rtreet. All Masons tn good standing sre invited to attend. WM. RUSS, W. M. P. J. BARNARD, Sec’y 2632 Welton St. MISA Bk a) sn Al Aer Mtne Al tenner bt P thacorss Lodge, A F. & AM, weadville, meets the first and third Tneadave In each month. Hall 111 W. 6th street. A. J. YOUNG, W. M 7. S. STEWART, Sec., 217 N. 4th st. EUREKA LODGE NO. 13, vibuquerque. N. M., meets efirst and wird Tuesdays in the month All Ma- xens in good standing invited. T. BAM WATSON. W. M. Bf. T. ELLSWORTH, Se-, 1125 N. 2nd st. SIMPSON REST LODGE. Simpson Rest Lodge, No. 10, A. F. & A. M., Trinidad, meets the first and third Tuesday nights In the month. Members in good standing are wel- come J. W. BOOKER, W. M. W. A. JORDAN, Sec., 117 N. Walnut HIGH MARINE LODGE No. 12, A. F. & A. M., Salt Lake Utah, meets the first and third Wed- nesday in the montn. WM. BURGESS, W. M. W D. POWELL. Sec., Po. O. 388 PINION MESA LODGE No 20, A. F. & A. M., Grand June tion, meets the first and third Wed nesdays in the month. J. E. HARRIS, W. M. T. P. LANGDON, Sec., 139 Chipeta KEYSTONE LODGE. Keystone Lodge, A. F. & A. M., Han aa, Wyo., meets the first and third Tuesdays in the month. Ali members in good standing are invited. HENRY ANDERSON : X HlOg 4 PSP SA, 1 as AG VL Wa ZIV Y esis“ aN RED CROSS COMMANDERY NO. 11, A. F. & A. M. Knights Templar meets the fourth Wednesday in each month at 1712 Certis Street. J. R. CONTEE, E. C. WLI. SPRAGUE, Recorder, P. O. Box 1646. FAR WEST CHAPTER NO. 6, R. A. M.. Meets the second Wednesday. W. H. FINLEY, H. P. Wm. SPRAGUE, Secretary, P. O. Box 1646. Lone Star Chapter No. 15, O. E. 8., meets the first Friday in the month, 2p. m., and the third Thursday in the month, 7:30 p. m., af 1712 curtis street All members in good standing invited. CORA O'BRYANT, W. M. SUSIE CLINGMAN, Sec’y. 1124 So. 13th St. ARAPAHOE LODGE NO. 2936, G. U. O. OF O. F. Meets the first and thiru Monday nights in the month at Odd Fellows Hall, 1832 Arapahoe Street. GEO. D. HALL, P. 8., P. O. box 8865. ROCKY MOUNTAIN LODGE ¥0. 2320. G. U. O. OF O. F Meets every Thursday in the month et 1712 Cnrtis Street. GEO. S. CONTER, P. S., 2612 Welton Street. DENVER PATRIARCHY, NO. 67. month at Odd Fellows’ Hall, 1832 Arapahoe street. C. A. BURTON, W. P. R. HOUSEHOLD OF RUTH, NO. 367, G. U. O. of O. F. Meets the first and third Tuesdays ir each month at Odd Fellows’ Hall. 182. Arapahoe street. Mrs Olarence Holmes 2139 Curtis St Worthy Recorder PAST GRAND MASTERS’ COUNCIL NO. 118,G U.O OF O. F Meets the second Friday in each month at Odd Fellows’ Hall, 1832 Arap- aboe street. WALTER SCOTT, GQ. B. Western Star Lodge No. 128, U. B. of F., meets the first and third Tues- day evenings of each month at 18382 Arapahoe street. H. B. BROWN, W M. R. GRIGSBY, Sec. CAPTOLIA TEMFLE NO. 183, 8. M. T. nesdays in each month at 1832 Arapa- hoe Street. Members in good standing are invited to attend. | HATTIE KING, W. P. MANY O' STEAM, Secretary, | 1432 27th Street. Webster Temple No. 5, S. M. ‘t., meets the second and fourth Wednes- afternoon in each month at 1832 Arap- ahoe street. Mrs. B. A. Carter, W. P., Mrs. Callie V. Campbell, Sec. LILY CADET COMPANY, U. R. K. of P. Meots 1712 Curtis Street every Mon day evening. JOHN CLIFTON, Capt., HARRY SMITH, Secretary, 2465 Curtis Street PHYTHIAS LODGE NO. 11. Meets the first and third Wednes day nights, 1832 Arapahoe Street HARRY JONES, C. C., 1022 19th Street. J. M. MARTENIA, K. of R. & 8. Montclair P. O. DAMON LODGE NO. §. K of P. meets at 1712 Curtis street the first and third Friday of each month. D. H, WILLIAMS, C. C. J. W. TAYLOR, K. of R. and 8., 2222 Lincoln Avenue. AETNA CAMP NO. -, U. R. K. OF P Meets at 1712 Curtis street the second and fourth Friday nights in the month G. B. PASH, Captain A. J. LYLES Recorder EUREKA COMPANY NO. 4. Meets the first and fourth Tuesdays R. BUTLER Captain ¥. L. VOOREE, Recorder 1223 19th Street COLUMBINE COURT NO. 279, 1. 0. 0. C. Meets the second and fourth Tuca day evenings at 1712 Curtis Street All visiting members are invited to attend. TULIP BANKS, W. C. IDA BANKS, R. of D. PRIDE OF THE WEST LODGE NO 10, K. OF P.—Castle Hall, Collins block. Meeting nights, first ana third Tuesdays each month. Wil Nem Byrd, C. C.; C. F. Albert, K. of R. and S., Box 510, Laramie, Wyo ming. GAINES TEtwetE, No. 4, 8. M. T. Of Trinidad, meets the first and third Monday afternoons at 3 o'clock at Marble hall, 111 First street. A. E. SUTTON, W. P. M. B. WILSON, Sec. QUEEN OF THE WEST NO. 1. Meets first and third Thursdays in each month, 1834 Arapahoe Street. MRS. HENRIETTE WRIGHT, W. P., , MRS. FLORENCE « ALTON, Be 162 Filmore St RICE LODGD NO. 39. 1. B. O. BE. of W. meets first and third Wednesday night in each mont) at 1712 Curtis street. All visiting El) sre welcome. CARL WILSON, Exalted Ruler Walter Allison, secretary TABERNACLE NO, 529. Tabernacle No. 529 meet the first and third Thursday in the montn a 4712 Curtis street. All members tm yood standing are invited. LAUF... CARSON, H. P. NANNIE WELLS, Recorder. TRUE REFORMERS, True Reformers No. 1621 Colorado Enterprise Fountain, meet first and third Monday at 1832 Arapahoe street. C. M. Hughes Master. Mrs. M. B Riley, Secretary, Cooper building. C. H. CLARK, Master. C. M. HUGHES, Secretary. SANMMSIIIERS VF TABEMNACLE, Pride of Denver No. 521 meets at 1712 Curtis every first and third Thursday. SARAH THREET, H. P., ESTELLA J. JONES, C. R GOLDEN GATE JUVENILES, Meets the second and fourth Satur. day afternoon at 2:30, at 1832 Arapa hoe St. All members in good stand. ing are invited, OGLESVIE LAWSON, Y. S., WILLA MAY, M. P. 1360 Hazel Court. VICTORIA TEMPLE, NO. 6, S. M. T. of Colorado Springs, meets the second and fourth Friday night in the month. MRS. JENNIE HENDERSON, W. Princess. MRS. COLLINS, Solomon Temple No. 419, K. T. meets the second and fourth Thursday at 1712 Curtis street. All Knights in good standing are invited. D. D. COLE, C. M. C. P. M'KENZIE, C. P. 2740 Arapahoe street Silver Star Council No. 70, Sons and Daughters of Jerusalem, meets the second and fourth Monday in the month at 1712 Curtis street. ALICE JONES, Queen. KATE LEVELL, Sec. Denver Military Club-Mc Pery Sunday at 8:30 p.m. at 2524 Walnut street. Peyton Peterson, president; John Clifton, vice-president and general manager; Herbert White, secretary, 1958 Arapahoe street. Sunday services at Zion Baptist Church begins at 10:45 a.m. Sunday school at 9:45 a.m. At 6:30 p.m. the B. Y. P. U. meets for praise and devotional service, meeting lasting one hour. Evening service begins at 7:30 sharp. A special invitation is extended to the sinner and backslider. REV. A. E. REYNOLDS. Sunday services of Bethelehem Baptist Church: Sunday school, 10:30 a.m.; preaching at 3 p.m.; night service 7:30 p.m. Rev. G. H. Williams, pastor. Everybody is cordially invited to the church, 2912 Walnut street. People's Presbyterian Church, Twenty-third and Washington avenues Preaching at 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. Sunday school at 9:30 p. m. Christian Endeavor at 7 p. m. Praise meeting Wednesday at 8 p. m. Covenant meeting Friday at 8 p. m. Welcome to all D. D. COLE. Pastor PAYNE CHAPEL NOTES. Sunday school 3 p.m. Women's Mite Missionary society at 4 p.m. Do not fall to be present and enjoy the program and assist in this good work. CENTRAL BAPTIST CHURCH. Cor. 24th and California streets. Preaching at 11 a.m. and 8 p.m. Sunday school at 12 o'clock. Young people's meeting at 6:30 p.m. SHORTER A. M. E. CHURCH—SUN DAY SERVICES. Preaching by the pastor, Rev. A. M. Ward at 11 a.m. and 8 p.m. Class meeting at 12:30 p.m. Sunday school at 1 p.m. Allen C. E. League at All are made welcome. WHEN YOU GO TO LEADVILLE You can get first-class rooms with Mrs. S. J. Motley at 206 West Sixth street. First-class. table board also. Write or call. 10-26 THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. FOUND IT HARD TO FORGIVE. Widow's Grief on Discovery of Late Husband's Deception. The still beautiful woman was sobbing bitterly. "Don't take it so hard," said her sympathetic friend. "I know it must be very hard to bear, but it is something that is bound to come to each and all of us soon or late. We must make up our minds to go on, however dark the world may seem. I, too, have lost a husband. I know what it is to be crushed as you are, dear. Try to be brave." "Ah, yes, I know you have lost a husband, but you never had to bear such a blow as has come to me." "What do you mean? Do you think I didn't love my husband just as dearly as—" "No, no, not that. You never had to find out that he had been leading a double life." "Oh! Land sakes! I had no idea it was anything like that! I'm awfully sorry. You poor dear! And I always had such a high opinion of him, too! My goodness, is no man pure any more?" "He was pure enough, I think, but I have just found out that he saved up over $11,000 besides his life insurance. And he knew I wanted an automobile so much and better clothes than he ever allowed me to suppose I could afford." Nicaraguan Match Monopoly. The president of Nicaragua has issued a decree creating a government monopoly of the importation, manufacture and sale of matches and wax tapers in that republic. From January 8, 1908, all consumers must purchase these articles from government agents only. These officials are empowered to take over such stocks (at cost price) as may be in the hands of merchants, and also from individuals who, in the estimation of the official, may have a greater quantity than is deemed necessary for immediate use. The fact that these may have been in their possession one month or one year previous to that time, and regularly entered at customs and receipted for by proper officials, will not avail. All persons having such goods in their possession on January 1, 1908, must notify the government agent, or be liable to indictment as smugglers and punished as such. New Jersey's Peculiarity. An affable New York police officer who cultivated the acquaintance of the people who passed his corner regularly, says that he missed a German porter who was in the habit of stopping to speak to him every day. A few days later he reappeared and was asked where he had been. "Over in Jersey," he replied. "What part of Jersey?" "I don't know," replied the German. Funny thing 'bout them towns over in Jersey; they all have different names." Not for Him. Cyrus (entering a sixteenth-noor office of the Syndicate building, perspiring and panting)—By gum, them stairs must be sev'ral miles long! Occupant of Office—Why didn't you come up in one of those elevators there. Cyrus—Not much! I Jes' see one of 'em full o' people fall down that hole there!—The Bohemian. Music for all Occasions Bid GEO. A. 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Contains: City, County, State and Au tomobil For Sale by ALL Denver Newsdealers. h St. 1 CENT IS ALL IT WILL to write for our big FREES showing the most complete BICYCLES, TIRES and S BELOW any other manufacturer or dealer in the DO NOT BUY A BICYCLE or on any kind of terms, until you have received our logues illustrating and describing every kind of his bicycles, old patterns and latest models, and learn o PRICES and wonderful new offers made possible direct to rider with no middlemen's profits. WE SHIP ON APPROVAL without a cent deposit allow 10 Days Free Trial and make other liberal house in the world will do. You will learn everyth able information by simply writing us a postal. We need a Rider Agent in every town and co to make money to suitable young men who apply at $100.00 PWARD no delivered at their home week payments. E MUSIC CO. Charles Building POCKET REFERENCE OF DENVER NELL INDEX d Edge—They're Everywhere." Always Up-to-Date. State and Au tomobile Maps. Denver Newsdealers. PIANOS $100.00 AND UPWARD Anyone may have a Piano delivered at their home for $2.00 per week payments. COLUMBINE MUSIC CO. Ground Floor Charles Building ONLY COMPLETE OF ACCURATE POCKET REFERENCE OF DENVER THE BROWNELL INDEX IS ALL IT WILL COST YOU to write for our big FREE BICYCLE catalogue showing the most complete line of high-grade BICYCLES, TIRES and SUNDRIES at PRICES manufacturer or dealer in the world. BUY A BICYCLE from anyone, at any price, until you have received our complete Free Cata- describing every kind of high-grade and low-grade latest models, and learn of our remarkable LOW al new offers made possible by selling from factory middlemen's profits. OVAL without a cent deposit, Pay the Freight and trial and make other liberal terms which no other do. You will learn everything and get much valu- ply writing us a postal. agent in every town and can offer an opportunity le young men who apply at once. E. PROOE TIRES ON LY to write for our big FREE BICYCLE catalogue showing the most complete line of high-grade BICYCLES, TIRES and SUNDRIES at PRICES BELOW any other manufacturer or dealer in the world. or on any kind of terms, until you have received our complete Free Catalogues illustrating and describing every kind of high-grade and low-grade bicycles, old patterns and latest models, and learn of our remarkable LOW PRICES and wonderful new offers made possible by selling from factory direct to rider with no middlemen's profits. WE SHIP ON APPROVAL without a cent deposit, Pay the Frelight and allow 10 Days Free Trial and make other liberal terms which no other house in the world will do. You will learn everything and get much valuable information by simply writing us a postal. We need a Rider Agent in every town and can offer an opportunity to make money to suitable young men who apply at once. E-PROOF TIRES $4.80 PER FAIR BERGSTHORN RECORD CULTURE PRODUCED TIRE CO. CHE 452X Regular Price $8.50 per pair. To introduce We Will Sell You a Sample Pair for Only (CASH WITH ORDER $4.55) NAILS, TACKS OR GLASS WON'T LET OUT THE AIR NO MORE TROUBLE FROM PUNCTURES. Result of 15 years experience in tire making. No danger from THORNS, CACTUS, PINS, NAILS, TACKS or GLASS. Serious punctures, like intentional knife cuts, can be vulcanized like any other tire. Two Hundred Thousand pairs now in actual use. Over Seventy-five Thousand pairs sold last year. DESCRIPTION: Made in all sizes. It is lively and easy with a special quality of rubber, which never becomes porous without allowing the air to escape. We have hundreds of that their tire have only been pumped up once or twice in a new ordinary tire, the puncture resisting qualities being given prepared fabric on the tread. That "Holding Back" sensation or soft roads is overcome by the patent "Basket Weave" that squeezed out between the tire and the road thus overcoming tires is $8.50 per pair, but for advertising purposes we are of only $4.80 per pair. All orders shipped same day letter is. You do not pay a cent until you have examined and found it. We will all wa cash discount of 5 per cent (thereby make FULL CASH WITH ORDER and enclose this advertised brass hand pump and two Sampson metal puncture puncture cloers to be used in case of intentional knife cuts MN: Made in all sizes. It is lively and easy riding, very good quality of rubber, which never becomes porous and which clips the air to escape. We have hundreds of letters from satire only been pumped up once or twice in a whole season. To the puncture resisting qualities being given by several knots in the tread. That "Holding Back" sensation commonly fell overcome by the patent "Basket Weave" tread which previews the tire and the road thus overcoming all suction. The pair, but for advertising purposes we are making a special pair. All orders shipped same day letter is received. We are cent until you have examined and found them strictly as a cash discount of 5 per cent (thereby making the price $49 WITH ORDER and enclose this advertisement. We will pump and two Sampson metal puncture closers on full to be used in case of intentional knife cuts or heavy gashes dively and easy riding, very durable and lined inside becomes porous and which closes up small punctures hundreds of letters from satisfied customers stating or twice in a whole season. They weigh no more than ties being given by several layers of thin, specially kick" sensation commonly felt when riding on asphalt yet Weave" tread which prevents all air from being overcoming all suction. The regular price of these uses we are making a special factory price to the rider day letter is received. We ship C.O.D. on approval and found them strictly as represented. thereby making the price $4.55 per pair) if you send this advertisement. We will also send one nickel metal puncture closers on full paid orders (these metal knife cuts or heavy gashes). Tires to be returned DESCRIPTION: Made in all sizes. It is lively and easy riding, very durable and lined inside with a special quality of rubber, which never becomes porous and which closes up small punctures without allowing the air to escape. We have hundreds of letters from satisfied customers stating that their tire have only been pumped up once or twice in a whole season. They weigh no more than an ordinary tire, the puncture resisting qualities being given by several layers of thin, specially prepared fabric on the tread. That "Holding Back" sensation commonly felt when riding on asphalt or soft roads is overcome by the patent "Basket Weave" tread which prevents all air from being squeezed out between the tire and the road thus overcoming all suction. The regular price of these tires is $8.50 per pair, but for advertising purposes we are making a special factory price to the rider of only $4.80 per pair. All orders shipped same day letter is received. We ship C.O.D. on approval. You do not pay a cent until you have examined and found them strictly as represented. We will allow a cash discount of 5 per cent (thereby making the price $4.55 per pair) if you send FULL CASH WITH ORDER and enclose this advertisement. We will also send one nickel plated brass hand pump and two Sampson metal puncture closers on full paid orders (these metal puncture closers to be used in case of intentional knife cuts or heavy gashes). Tires to be returned at OUR expense if for any reason they are not satisfactory on examination. We are perfectly reliable and money sent to us is as safe as in a bank. Ask your Postmaster, Banker, Express or Freight Agent or the Editor of this paper about us. If you order a pair of these tires, you will find that they will ride easier, run faster, wear better, last longer and look finer than an tire you have ever used or seen at any price. We know that you will be so well pleased that when you want a bicycle you will give us your order. We want you to send us a small trial order at once hence this remarkable tire offer. COASTER-BRAKES, built-up-wheels, saddles, pedals, parts and repairs, and everything in the bicycle line are sold by us at half the usual prices charged by dealers and repair men. Write for our big SUNDRY catalogue. DO NOT WAIT but write us a postal today. DO NOT THINK OF BUYING a bicycle or a pair of tires from anyone until you know the new and wonderful owners we are making. It only costs a postal to learn everything. Write it NOW. Office 133 $8.5 DESCRIF with a special without allow that their tire an ordinary prepared fab or soft roads squeezed out tires is $8.50 of only $4.80 You do not p PAGE. 18. Bids Furnished Phone Main 6471. 1 Notice the thick rubber tread "A" and puncture strips "B" and "D," also rim strip "H" to prevent rim cutting. This tire will outlast any other make--SOFT, ELASTIC and EASY RIDING. PAGE. 18, THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. a rateful to the committee whe helped _— PHONE MAIN 5554, CITY NEWS a Bites part is oes = Lloyd Hail and Walter Payne are employed at Lakeside in the soda dis- pensary, Denver, Colo., May 28, 1908. The Colorado Mutual Benefit Assn. Gentlemen:——I received your check, and am wel! pleased with your prompt attention, Please accept my thanks for same. ~ Fraternally yours, JERRY WARFIELD. AGENTS WANTED To sell our perfumes. All new odors. Samples 10c. Write C. H. Brown Per- fume Co., 3806 Armour ave., Chicago. ADMINISTRATION SALE. Estate of Mrs. Emma Stallings is now being sold at 3929 Downing ave nue. Take Larimer street car. LARGER QUARTERS FOR AN OLD FRIEND. After remaining many years in his location at Sixteenth and Larimer streets, and building up a trade that has made him one of the best tailor- ing businesses in the West, Schradsky is now located at 1015 Sixteenth street, where the Edisonia used to be. His new establishment will be known as the Quality Clothes Shop and will make the strongest bid for the public’s patronage in fashionable clothes well made. He has a splendidly fitted store of the newest design for the care of his fabrics and artistically finished in keeping with the class of work to be done there. Fit has always been his watchword and his old customers as well as new may rest assured of the best at the Quality Clothes Shop. Mssionary Rally Denver, Colo., May 27, 1908. To The Statesman The missionary rally held in Payne Chapel, A. M. E. Church, on the 21st inst. was the most successful one yet held by the Missionary board. The program was announced in the papers. One thing is apparent: That is, our churches here are becoming more and more aroused on the subject of MISSIONS. It may be, and doubtless it can be accounted for in this way: We have been talking mission work stronger for the last two years than ever before for one thing, and again we have had two of the most dis- tinguished workers among our women in the whole church, which fact in it self will account for an increased in- terest on the part of our membership in this section of the country. Not that we were asleep before their com- ing, but the noble women who were zealous in the cause before have had their numbers increased. I refer to Sister Ward of Denver, and Sister Braxton of Colorado Springs, the lat- ter read an introductory paper at the rally. The exercises were spoken of in high terms by those who attended and where all did so well it would be invidious to make personal men- tion of excellence. Representing the Conference Mission Board, I am very grateful to the committee who helped and all who took part in the exercises as well as those who gave and en- couraged the work by their presence. Colorado Springs can do wonders when she tried. J. W. SANDERS, Fiscal Agent. Senators Who Had Been Governors. Of the 89 senators sworn in and serving, 22, or nearly one-fourth, have officiated as governors of their states. Ten of the 22 are Republican and 12 Democrats. The senatorial delega- tions from Arkansas, Louisiana, Ten- nessee and Vermont have been the chief executives of their respective states. Twelve are from the southern states and comprise nearly one-half of the south’s representation in the senate. Four are from the east, four from the middle west and two from the western states. All Her Doing. “Your husband,’ said Gaddie, “ap pears to be a man of great self-con- tro].” “Yes,” replied Mrs. Peckham, “he Is.” “T suppose,” Gaddie went on, “he inherited that quality from his father, the judge.” “No,” she replied significantly, “it's a virtue he acquired since his mar- riage.” SPECIAL LOCALS FOR RENT—Special accommoda- tions for railroad men both in rooms and board at 2810 Arapahoe street. Mrs. S. J. Buchanan. Phone Purple 33. ROOMS TO RENT—To gentlemen, at 2319 Champa street. Mrs, E. A Scott. Everything modern and rates reasonable. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms, two for light housekeeping in modern house, at 2538 Curtis street. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house. 2125 Arapahoe Street Mrs. M. F. Ewing. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house. Phone Main 2869. Mrs. Bobo, 2322 Arapahoe Street. FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms in a modern house, 2539 Glenarm Place. Phone Main 6931. FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms for light housekeeping at 2538 Curtis Street. Modern house, FOR RENT—Nicely furnished rooms at 2913 Welton street, for gentlemen. FOR RENT—Front room furnished in a modern house. Phone Main 8478. FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms for two men or man and wife for $8. Privilege of kitchen. Call at this of. fice. FOR RENT—Furnished room, good location, Mrs. Mayes, 2117 Welton street. FOR RENT—Furnished room in modern house. Near car line. Mrs. Finley, 2530 Franklin street. WANTED—An elderly lady to care for children. Call at 2935 GGlenarm place, Mrs, Polk. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 2918 Welton street; modern house Mrs. Mamie Cole, —— PHONE MAIN 6584, THE COLORED AMERICAN LOAN & REALTY CO. 913 21st St. 7 eee at queen ite a b GOODS AGAINST LOSS BY FIRE. para & ; A. A, WALLER, wsseyaesey aha tacer 913 21st St. Denver Colorado J. R. CONTEE, President. WM. SPRAGUE, Secretary. R. E. HANDY, Licensed Ay one ages Assistant. THE A. M. LAWHORN CO. Undertakers and Funeral Directors - Up-to-Date Undertaking Carriage Furnished for all Occasions. i 1110 18th STREET | Phone Main 6123 DENVER, - .- COLORADO, FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 2424 Glenarm Place. FOR RENT—Three unfurnished and one furnished rooms at 1258 Champa street. Mrs. R. Branford. FOR RENT—Three unfurnished rooms in modern flat at 2743 Welton street. Mrs. Robinson. FOR RENT—Two nicely furnished rooms with both and gas. 2028 Down ing avenue. FOR RENT—Furnished front room at 1946 Pennsylvania avenue, Phone White 1905. Cali evenings. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 2121 Arapahoe street. FOR RENT—Furnished room in modern house. 2539 Glenarm place. Phone Main 6931. FOR SALE—A fine hair bridle for $8.00. For information write this of FOR RENT—A first-class room for intelligeat and respectable man and wife in a nice home. None other need apply. Call at this office. For Rent—Neatly furnished roomr ut 2214 Arapahoe street. Fhone Main 8005. Nicely furnished rooms in modern house at 1945 Curtis strevt. Mrs. Sa rah Henderson. FOR RENT —Nicely furnished rooms down town. 1916 Lawrence street. Mrs. Watker. FOR RENT—Two neatly furnishes! rooms at $1.50 and $2 per week, 281 Lawrence street. Phone Purple 1607. FOR RENT—Fine rooms, neatly furnished at 2459 Tremont place, Mrs Franklin. FOR RENT —Nicely furnished rooms at 2812 Lawrence street, $1.50 and $2 per week. Gentlemen pre- ferred. Phone Purple 1607. Mrs, Cas- try. | FOR RENT—Two furnished or un- | furnished rooms at 2035 Stout street. Z. Hooper. | FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house, 2531 Stout street. Mrs. Roundtree. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house at 2336 Curtis street Mrs. Howard. Rooms to rent to gentlemen at 2219 Champa street, Mrs. Eliza Scott, Main 8034 Everything modern and rates reasonable. FOR RENT—Two front rooms, both for $2.50, and one single room, $1.69 per week. 2735 Glenarm Place, Fur- nished. | FOR RENT—Furnished rooms tn modern house. Bath and gas. Mrs. -H. W. Wade, 2227 Lincoln avenuc * | FOR RENT—2 unfurnished rooms at 2530 Clarkson st. Phone White 17 Also furnished. Mrs. Fort. FOR RENT—Nicely furnished rooms in modern house. 2530 Franklin st. Mrs, Finley. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house. 3437 Gilpin street. BE SURE TO ROOM with Mra. 8. J. Bunker when you go to Manitou, Colo, Modern house, very convenient. Mrs. D. B, Hughes, of 2510 Clark- son street, is prepared to do dress- making and plain sewing at reason- able prices. PAGE 2. DIETING THEORIES DO GOOD At Least Have a Tendency to Keep People from Civilization's Besetting Sin, Overeating. The question of diet seems just now to be agitating the civilized world to an almost unprecedented degree. People are no longer content to eat what is set before them and lay down knife and fork when they have done. They must be discussing nutritive values, units of energy, digestive periods, proteids and carbohydrates; a chemist's balance to stand beside each plate would seem the appropriate thing, and would make a neat present for a wedding or for Christmas. Instinct is no longer trusted; it must be helped out by science. The worst of it is that science speaks as yet, on this subject, in ambiguous terms; one may find ample authority for almost any dietary one pleases. Of the more radical views that are winning adherents by the thousand the most conspicuous are those represented by Dr. Haig, Horace Fletcher and Prof. Chittenden. In some respects they reach the same results, as all three doctrines, if strictly followed, would tend to prevent overeating, which is one of the serious risks of a prosperous civilization, free to gratify its pampered appetites to the full. MURDER AMONG BEES. If the mother bee of a colony is getting past her work and she cannot be sent off with the swarm in the usual way the bees will supersede her. They will deliberately put her to death and raise another queen to take her place. This state execution of the old wornout queens is one of the most curious and pathetic things in or out of bee life. One probe with a sting would suffice in the matter, but the honey bee is a great stickler for the proprieties. The royal victim must be allowed to meet her fate in the royal way, and she is killed by caresses, tight locked in the joint embrace of the executioners until suffocation brings about the victim's death. COMPARATIVE BLISS. "Well," said Mr. Cliffdweller, as he took off his overcoat, "you look happy, my dear. What have you been doing to-day?" "Looking for a new flat," responded Mrs. C., radiantly. "And you found one that suited you?" "N-no. But I feel good because we don't have to live in any of the ones I saw." UNSATISFACTORY MODELS. He—Yes, I am proud of the fact that I am a self-made man, but isn't it queer that one never hears THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORAD of a self-made woman? She—No, there's nothing queer about it. Considering the quality of article turned out by the average man who is in the self-making business, a woman can hardly be blamed for not engaging in the occupation. MAKES A DIFFERENCE. A girl who used to make all sorts of fun of those who were poor spellers is now receiving three fat letters a week from a man who can't spell correctly more than 40 words altogether. But he has a big, nice house and money in the bank—and that spells something to her.—Howard (Kan.) Courant. NECESSITY FOR ACTION. Nan—I was astonished to learn that Lil Billiwink had gone and married that Spriggins boy. Why, she's a good ten years older than he is. Fan—I know it, but it had narrowed down to a choice between him and his father, and she had to decide quick. A REJECTION SLIP. "Sir," said the shivering beggar, stopping the prosperous magazine editor on the street, "I have a long, sad story—" "Sorry," briskly replied the magazine editor, passing on, "but we are only open for short, funny stories just now. Full of the other kind." —Success Magazine. EXPLAINED MECHANICALLY. "When I am busily engaged in thinking," remarked the doctor, "all the noises on earth can't disturb me." "My stars!" exclaimed the professor, in his astronomical way. "Do the wheels in your head make so much racket as all that?" If a national department of health were to be conducted intelligently it should cut down the unhealthful gas explosions in coal mines. After wasting their patrimony, it isn't surprising that foreign counts should turn to matrimony. Hawaii is baseball mad. Why should it not be? It belongs to the United States Within the last few weeks The Statesman has sent notices to many of its out-of-town subscribers of their indebtedness. A recent order of the Post Office Department, regulating the matter admissable to second-class mail privileges, compels all newspapers to keep its subscription lists paid up. Many have responded to our letters, and the few who have not done so will please do so at once. It is essential that we conform to the postal regulations and we can easily do so with the co-operation of our patrons. Let each one who received a letter from us make acknowledgment of it today. DO IT NOW LEST YOU FOR- --- Automobiles for Hire J. H. GANNAWAY HighPower Car Stand 17th a Phone 776 Main HighPower Car carrying four passenger Chaffeur Stand 17th and Broadway Main Phone 1 2300-23 VALTER EAST Vegetables, Fruits, Meats, D SPECIALTIES FOR THE COMING W TABLES MEA wer Car carrying four passenger and Chaffeur d 17th and Broadway Phone 7788 Main HighPower Car carrying four passenger and Chaffeur Stand 17th and Broadway Phone 776 Main Phone 7788 Main Groceries, Vegetables, OUR SPECIALTIES F TER EAST bles, Fruits, Meats, Delicatessen TIES FOR THE COMING WEEK MEATS Groceries, Vegetables, Fruits, Meats, Delicatessen OUR SPECIALTIES FOR THE COMING WEEK VEGETABLES A Fresh line of Vegetables received daily: Radishes, Potatoes, Lettuce, Onions, Cabbage, Turnips, Spinach, Tomatoes etc. We handle nothing but the best Apples, Oranges, Lemons, Bananas, etc. Also Canned Goods DELICATE In this Department everything Chitterlings, Chine Bones, Snoots, H thing about a h DELICATESSEN artment everything is complete, up-to-date the Bones, Snoots, Pig Feet, Ears, Tails, thing about a hog but the squeal. everything is complete, up-to-date and fresh Snoots, Pig Feet, Ears, Tails, Hocks Every- about a hog but the squeal. In this Department everything is complete, up-to-date and fresh Chitterlings, Chine Bones, Snoots, Pig Feet, Ears, Tails, Hocks Everything about a hog but the squeal. WALTER EAST THEMATCH-IT-IF CH-IT-IF-YOU-CAN No More Ready-to Clothes Tailor-Made S as low as $15.00 SCHRADSKY, THE T 1601 Larimer St T-IF-YOU-CAN STORE More Ready-to-wear Clothes Tailor-Made Suits as low as $15.00 HRADSKY, THE TAILOR, 1601 Larimer Street THEMATCH-IT-IF-YOU-CAN STORE --- WM. EHMKE MANAGER EAST TURNER HALL 2132-2148 Arapahoe St. Phone 2449 Denver EAS 21 Phone --- --- PHONE 1461 FRUITS Phone 1461 ```markdown ``` 2300-2306 Larimer St. In this Department there is nothing lacking: Beef, Mutton and Pork Try our Roasts and Steaks PROVISIONS Here you can get Flour, Crackers Meal, Salted Meats, Sugar, Coffeees Teas, Spices and anything needed for the Kitchen Also Bakery Goods 2300-6 Larimer St. MEATS THE STATESMAN, DENVER COLORADO. CHEW GUM IN COURT, I HELPED SON TO GREATNEOR, ie 7 en eaten waa aca hea eel Da ead Juries | With his own pen Thomas Husley i Phone Main 3044 “It's Sc The prevalence at important trials here and elsewhere seems to have had the somewhat unusual result of boost- ing the business of caterers to the public fancy in several directions “Dementia Americana Sundaes” and popular dramatic productions based on municipal corruption plots are not the only things that have thrived on the general interest in the progress of these trials. Another result has been the breaking of the gum chewing mo nopoly, long accorded to the telephone and shop girl, for the habit has spread amazingly. It was begun locally with the jurors {n the graft trials. Forced to sit through long hours for five or six days a week in the court room and deprived of the solace of cigar or to bacco, the jurors chewed gum. The practice spread to the members of the juries which have followed, and now the casual visitor who drops in one of the court rooms where any of the trials are in progress will see a room ful of slowly grinding jaws, jurors and court room habitues alike, chew ing the product of the choice factor fes.—San Francisco Call Diamonds in America. Since 1830 many American dia monds have been authenticated, but none before has been found “in place Most of those in the United States, Guiana and Brazil have come to light through the “breaking down,” or wast ing away, of the original rocks, which allows the diamonds to be washed In- to brooke and river gravels, as in South America. Many have been found In the glactal moraine of Ohio, Indiana, Michigan and Wisconsin whither prehistoric glaciers had swept them from some point in Canada. Search is now being made for the original resting place of these stones by several surveying parties along the line of the new transcontinental rail way from Quebec to Winnipeg — Review of Reviews. Superstitions About Water. Delightfully quaint are all the super. stitions concerning water, and one which never fails to send little thrills along one’s spine is that which holds that, If water is taken with soup, the drinker will cough in his grave A lively quarre] {s sald to be the result of two friends washing their hands in the same water; and while water pour ed on the doorstep ensures prosperity water thrown out will soon give causé to weep. Pleasant indeed for the maiden {ts the belief that every time she spills water her lover thinks upon her; but for the housewife the spilling of water foretells that, ere she can dry it up, her house will be full of callers. Bold His Eternal Salvation. Rodnoa Dielo, a Russian newspa- per, reproduces from the original a curious deed of transfer. The docu ment runs: "I, the undersigned, Nico lia Nicephorovitch, peasant, 38 years of age, of the Dogmarorsk! district of Melitopol, have fallen into evil days. 1 am at the end of my re sources, and hereby certify that | have sold for the sum of 60 rubles my eternal salvation and place in the kingdom of heaven to Makar Sel. enky.” The signature is attested by one elder of the village council, PAGE. 3. HELPED SON TO GREATNESS. SAABAAAS BAAAAAAAAAAKAAAKAAAAAAA KARR AAAAAAA AA AAAARS ? Phone Main 3044 “It’s So Different” | pi . - "The Pastime Club ! The hest equipped Pleasure resort in the ) West. Ping Pong Pool and Billiards . 182] Arapahoe Street Denver Colo. ee ? DP ie be Be ae Be Be de Re Be ie Be Be de BP be Be bee Be ee ee Be be Be ae oP be BF be OF Be SP De Oe ee lee Be By BP BO EY With his own pen Thomas Husley once wrote this statement: “I am so completely the son of my mother— even down to the movements of my hands—that I can hardly find in myself any trace of my father, ex- cept an inborn faculty for drawing, a hot temper and that tenacity of purpose which unfriendly observers sometimes call obstinacy.” With no more education than the other women of the middle class in her day, Mrs. Huxley was endowed with a mind far above that of the aver- age woman of her generation, or man, either, for that matter. T. R. HERRON, Prop. Phone Main 7089 Rhine Cafe IS THE PLACE: TO EAT AFTER THE SHOW OR RINK Everything Firstclass. 1129-31 Nineteenth St. HOSTESSES OF THE PAST. To this day in Virginia the recipes of Mra, Washington are nsed, and her husband was as proud of the fact that she was an excellent house- wife as she was of his work in the world, and his dignity required just such excellence on her part. In the day of Mrs. Jefferson and Mrs. Washington there was the most beautiful hospitality, .but imagine these ladies leaving the preparation of their dinners to a caterer! Still, times have changed and many other duties give a semblance of excuse for such division of labor. HAN’S l.. L. McMAHAN s . Ph ... Prescription armacy.... FINE LIN= OF TOILET ARTI-CLES, PERFUMES, CIGARS, ETC. Fresh, pure drugs, courteous treat ment. Remember we always use the freshest and »urest drugs in our pre scriptions. In fact our — PRESCRIPTION DEPARTMENT - is as comple‘e as any in the city.Prices right. — PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY. Goods delivered free. Phone Main4956. Cor. 19th and Arapahoe Sts. GIVE ME A CALL. L. L. McMAHAN Arapahoe and 19th St. Denver, Colo GROWN-UPS PLAY CHILDREN. Strange to say, the infantile party fad, in which grown-ups come in the costumes of little girls and boys, or even babies, has only reached Eng- land, and is considered quite aa fine a diversion as the cake walk, also introduced from the United States. Mrs. Lulu Harcourt gave such a party recently, and it created a great amount of amusement among her friends, who were each greeted upon arrival with shouts of merriment. ODO DOOD OO OOOO OI OOOOH - FOR A FIRSTCLASS MEAL GO TOTHE MAYHONG © «YIP RESTAURANT... ; 1841 Arapahoe Street : ——— 4 5 Short Orders, Chilli, Chop Suey, Noodles q All American Dishes ) Phone Main 6835 2 ‘Private Rooms for Ladies Open Day and Night | ORIONOIISO MONO HG LOnlanes SESiRu mine Aue POLITICS, ae Q os SN \ a PS om) FH iy HA Y ; US wy} jj > oO fy c/ Bounder—TI've always believed that there should be no money in polities Boorer—Yes; I've often heard of your worthy attempts to get it all out. DON'T FAIL WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE ENJOYING A GOOD HOME-COOKED MEAL. THE FIVE POINTS RESTAURANT FIRST-CLA3S SERVICE GIVEN TO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. MEALS SERVED AT ALL HOURS. GADDIS & GARFIELD, Proprietors 2535 WASHINGTON AVE. SIMPLE ENOUGH. “From some of the articlea you read nowadays you would think that the ideal place for existence wie 7 « PAGE. 4. SO THAT THE PEOPLE MAY KNOW. Harris Orchestra, No. 1, consisting of ten pieces, will play at Bloomfield Park Thursday, June 18, for the Triangle Club. Orchestra No. 2, consisting of five pieces will go to Idaho Springs for the Sanitary Club. J. C. HARRIS, Mgr. H. W. HINKLE, Bus. Agt. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Herron have taken apartments at 2336 Curtis street. The sick reported are as follows: President Ida Banks. rheumatism; Mrs. Pearl Rose, Undertaker Roy Handy, Mrs. Rosa Wooden and Mrs. Ewing of Arapahoe street. Mrs. Fred Trusty left Thursday night for Missouri, where she will visit her mother a month. Keep off the date of June 23, when there will be a union picnic of the Campbell A. M. E, and Central Baptist churches. Robert Henry has gone to Seattle, Wash., to live. Mrs. C. W. Holmes, pastor's wife of the Scott M. E. church, gave an informal social and entertainment at the parsonage Thursday night. A very enjoyable time was spent. On June 18 will occur the first picnic of the season at Bloomfield Park. The Triangle Club is the entertainer and will make it a memorable social Mrs. E. A. Scott, who purchased the rooming house from Mrs. Rosa Wooden of 2319 Champa street, is managing Mrs. Bobo's place at 2322 Arapahoe street. Mrs. Bobo is expected home any day. Mrs. Dulcina Pierce-Penny left Sunday night for Portland, Oregon, where she and her husband will reside with his mother. The Choral society gave Madame Penny a rousing and memorable farewell. Keep off the date of June 17. There is something doing. Mrs. Rosa Wooden is now located at 1235 Welton street in very snug quarters. Mrs. Mattie Overs, the Chicago dressmaker of color, is temporarily located at Madame Tuttle's at Littleton. Mrs. Tuttle is a millionairess. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO City News Mrs. J. E. Travick leaves next week for a visit in St. Joseph. A. G. Ayres of the Philippines is the house guest of Wm. Barnes. There is an immediate prospect of colored help being in charge of the kitchen and dining room of the Adams hotel. Chas. Robinson of Colorado Springs was in the city this week. Sunshine Club at Shorter, June Rose Concert, June 9. The seven-months-old baby of Mr. and Mrs. M. Drain died Tuesday and was buried at Riverside cemetery by Q. J. Gilmore. The funeral of Mrs. Jane Thomas, who died at 1423 Thirty-first street Thursday morning, will occur Sunday at 2 o'clock, with Undertaker Gilmore in charge. C. E. Jackson is in the city and has secured a permanent place of employment. Mrs. Will Jones of Alamosa, who has been here nursing her mother, Mrs. Merical, returned home Thursday. Mrs. Rice and Miss Frankie Buchanan are now located at 2530 Clarkson street. Mrs. Marion Groves is visiting her sick husband in Manitou. All members of Golden Gate Juveniles are requested to meet at the residence of Mrs. Williams, 2218 Arapahoe street, at 1:30 p. m., May 31, for the annual sermon. On June 18 will occur the first picnic of the season at Bloomfield Park. The Triangle Club is the entertainer and will make it a memorable social event. There will be two June weddings. For particulars ask Charles Smithea and Chas. Gaskins. At Mrs. Esther Thruston's, 2556 Glenarm Place, one of the swellest and daintest receptions was given last Thursday night ever given around Five Points. The guest of honor on that occasion was Madame Gaines of El Paso, Texas, and who was delightfully entertained at the piano by Mr. Ross of Chicago. Music, refreshments and a delicate dandelion luncheon were the principal features. --- Keep off the date of June 11. See adv later. The U. B. F. and S. M. T.'s annual sermen will be preached at Zion Baptist Church Sunday afternoon at 2 o.clock. Walter McNeary, who cut Henry Lucas, was sentenced to three years in the state penitentiary. Mrs. John Crumley entertained a few guests last Sunday. Miss Carrie Burton furnished the music for the play "Sweet Lavender," given by the senior class of the Cheyenne High school. GRAND MIL GRAND MILITARY BALL: 1 Under the Jessie Nic Under the direction of Jessie Nickens Reese East Turner Hall Harris' Full Orchestra-10 Pieces Hear the Band Play Sweet Dreams. The Hall will be Decorated by The C. W. Paradice Co. It will be a Distinct Favor to the Management if A L L U N I F O R M R A N K M E N Of the Different Orders will Wear Their Uniforms That Night. H. W. HINKLE Manager. Admission 50 Cents You must get your tickets early or you will be shut out from the good seats. Tickets are selling rapidly for the Azalia Hackley recital. Rev. F. L. Donohoo, of Seattle, Wash., passed through the city this week en route to his home from the general conference in Virginia. From Paris to Zion church will arrive June 1. Admission 50 cents. Mme. Azalia Hackley. Anyone desiring Mme. C. J. Walksame at Mrs. R. Simpson's, 1050 Logan avenue. She is also agent for the Eureka Comb, which can be had for $1.50. Nothing excels it for straightening and beautifying the hair. The Grower can be had for 50 cents per box, pressing oil for 35 cents per box. er's wonderful hair-grower will find WANTED—POSITION FOR THE SUMMER. By highly competent party as bandmaster or cornetist, having received training in the East. Would accept light work in connection. Address this office. LADIES' TAILORING. Fashionable dressmaking, designing. Mrs. I. M. McGuire, 2516 Curtis street. direction of kens Reese NOTICE Keep off the date of June 11. See adv later. Restaurant for sale cheap. $150 See me. Lawyer Geo. H. Ross. The Sunshine Club will give a June Rose Concert at Shorter church, June 9th. Mr. Chas. L. Jackson died at the residence of his sister, 2015 Lawrence street, May 21, 1908, and was buried from Zion Sunday. A sister, wife, brother and son are left to mourn his loss. A. M. Lawhorn had charge of the remains. Rev. Reynolds and Rev. Payne each preached a sermon over the remains while Rev. P. R. Fossett committed the body at the cemetery. The City Federation of Colored Women's Clubs will hold its regular monthly meeting Wednesday, June 3, at the residence of Mrs. Oran C. Golns, 2230 Curtis street. All members are urgently requested to be present. The entertainment given by the members of the Taka Art club was a decided success; they having cleared $23.25. They say "Thank you" to all who assisted. E. GOENS, Pres. E. WALDON, Sec. Several of Denver's best talent rendered a most successful program at the white Methodist church, Thirty-seventh and Lafayette street, Tuesday evening, May 26. The program included Mr. Clarence Clark, one of Denver's best vocalists, who sang several solos, which were highly appreciated by the audience; Mrs. Gusie Harris, vocal solo; Miss Fort, vocal solo; Mrs. Stackard, paper; Mrs. Williams and Harris, vocal duet; Mrs. Yancy, vocal solo; Mrs. William and Williams, vocal duet, and Miss Virgie Leftridge, one of Denver's coming musicians, whose execution upon the piano is grand, favored the audience with three of her difficult compositions. All were highly appreciated by the large audience, and the meeting was closed by all singing America. The People's Sunday Alliance continues to grow more and more interesting each Sunday. The paper by Mr. Clem, "The Force That Wins," was so logical and excellent that many declared it to be the best that was ever read before that august body. It was full of the "New Thought" and "Limitless Life" doctrine and the manner in which he handled his subject clearly demonstrated his mastery along that line. Then Mrs. A. L. Froman, the candidate for the presidency of the State Woman's Federation of Clubs, clearly showed her superiority, patriotism, loyalty and historical research as he read her paper on the "Forgotten Hero." She almost fought the whole civil war in 30 minutes and when she finished many old soldiers made their way to her to grasp her hand. Next Sunday Dr. Lucas and Mr. R. H. Hayes will speak. Mr. Hayes' subject will be, "What Shall the Harvest Be." THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. Mrs. Sallie Jackson, mother of J. J. Jackson, is down with acute rheumatism. There was an entertainment given under the direction of several members of the U. B. F. at Dania Hall Tuesday evening that was a treat to the handsome crowd that attended. The members of the uniform rank K. of P., Aetna Company, attended in a body under Capt. D. H. Williams. Geo. S. Contee is making some improvements to his Welton street property. After a long illness Nelson Wright, husband of Mrs. Henrietta Wright, passed from labor to reward Sunday. The funeral services were held Tuesday, Father Lonagan being in charge. The deceased was a well known railroad cook, but has been afflicted with rheumatism and kindred troubles for some months. Mrs. Wright is the recipient of much sympathy from a wide circle of friends. Rev. J. H. Brown of the West Side is off on a vacation. He will visit several eastern points. Rev. J. W. Sanders will fill his pulpit at Ward's Chapel during his absence. Mrs. Emily Draper, mother of Mrs. J. S. Payne, left Wednesday for Baltimore. Thos. Branche and family, who have been doing missionary work in interior Africa, have left for this country. They have staid the limit of endurance of the climate for civilized people. They will be some weeks in arriving here as they are 200 miles from the railroad and 20 miles from even a boat landing. The body of Lee Ramey arrived in the city Thursday morning from Fort Worth and was buried in the afternoon at Fairmount cemetery with Father Bruner in charge of the services. Details of his death are lacking further than that he attempted to leave the train before it reached the depot, slipped and fractured his skull. His mother and sister are heartbroken over the unexpected sorrow. Dr. P. E. Spratlin has returned from the General Conference at Norfolk. Rev. Ward returned last night and will fill the pulpit of Shorter church tomorrow. He is preparing for the quarterly conference two weeks hence and his absence from the city makes it imperative that officers and members work quickly that all may be ready in the short time that remains. The caretaking of the Ideal Cement building is in charge of J. F. Bruce and a corps of five men. Francis Miller has come to the city from Washington and joined his family. Denver, Colo., May 28, 1908. The Colorado Mutual Benefit Assn. Gentlemen:I received your check today and was more than pleased to get it. I think the C. M. B. A. is one of the best orders in the state. It is the society for every man. The Inter Graduate Association met with Mrs. Fron an Wednesday evening and made plans for giving a reception this year to the graduates instead of the banquet as last year. The next meeting of the association will be June 5, when final preparations will be made. The report of the social committee on the White-Tyler recital was rendered and it was found that some money was made. There will be a picnic excursion given to Glacier Lake over the famous Switzerland Trail June 23 by Campbell Church and Central Baptist Sunday School. John Johns is contemplating taking a trip to Oklahoma and Arkansas to visit relatives and enjoy a vacation. COLORED OLD FOLKS AND ORPHANS' HOME. Tuesday evening June 9, a grand benefit performance exclusively for the colored people, will be given in the Woman's Club Building auditorium, in aid of The Old Folks and Orphans' Home, on which occasion the screamingly funny comedy, "Mrs. Temple's Telegram,' will be played by a well known group of professional players. The play is in three acts, and will be followed by an informal promenade reception in the ball room, below the auditorium. THE TRIAN --- THE TRIANGLE CLUB A WILL HOC ANNUAL at Bloom Thurday Everybody Rem The Day an WILL HOLD THEIR ANNUAL PICNIC at Bloomfield Park Thursday June 18th Everybody Remember the Date The Day and the Place Admission 25c H. W. HINKLE. J. F. CLARK. The committee in charge have placed the prices, including the play and reception, at fifty cents to one dollar, according to the location of seats, which will all be reserved, so that every one will be sure of having just the seat he purchases. Refreshments will be served at moderate prices. Every one knows the necessity of a hearty and cordial response to this appeal for our needy old folks and orphans. MRS. MABELLE CARTER, NEE CUSHENBERRY, DEAD. Mrs. Mable Cushingberry, who is so well known in Colorado Springs, died Sunday night on Curtis street. Her sister, America Williams of Colorado Springs, accompanied by her intimate friend, Mrs. Agusta Triplett, escorted the remains to Colorado Springs, where it will be interred beside her mother. The Lawhorn company were in charge of the body. A husband survives her. The Life Line Club meets with Mrs. DePriest, 2516 Lafayette, next Thursday evening, June 4th. All members please attend. The District session of the Knights and Daughters of Tabor will convene in Pueblo June 23, 24 and 25. All Knights and Daughters in good standing please take heed and govern yourselves accordingly. SR. D. D. COLE, D. G. M. PICNIC PAGE. 5. NOTICE. NOTICE. SR. D. D. COLE. D. G. M. ~ . . PAGE. 6. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. 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Full “ssts Suits for Rent 417 Fifteenth St. Denver Colorado INGENIOUS INDIGENCY, “My boy,” says the first wayfarer, “Yve hit on a scheme that guaran- tees me a square meal and possibly some clothes at any house I care to strike.” ; “What do you do?” asks the sec- ond wayfarer, wearily biting inte acold meat sandwich. “T throw away my hat, run through a couple of bushes to get my clothes mussed up, then go up to the front door and tell the lady of the house I’m a racing balloonist that has just descended in the woods.”’—Suceess. A REASONABLE INFERENCE. “You can’t get something for nothing,” said the man of severe principles. “T have my doubts about that,” answered Farmer Corntassel. “I’ve got nothin’ fur sumethin’ in several trades, an’ I can’t see but what it worked the other way round fur the other feller.”—Washington Star. UPKEEP THE SAME, —- Stella—So your father gave you your choice? Bella—Yea, he sal he would buy me either a count or an auto. IN THE KINDERGARTEN. Ernest had been absent for several days. His teacher asked the “cir- cle” if any one could tell why Ernest did not come to school. One little hand went up and its owner said: “Please, teacher, he’s sick—he’s got the chicken coops.” Another girl was absent. “Can any one tell me why Marie is away?” asked this same teacher, Patsy gave the reason as he piped out: “Marie’s got an illustrated tooth.” BUT HE WALKED THE TRACKS, First Actor—It-seems to me that they are making a great deal of un- called-for fuss about that pedestrian Weston. Second Actor—Seems so to me, too: I’ve walked across the coun- try without having mayors of cities come out to greet me. WRONG PLACE FOR IT. Mrs. Hoyle--You shouldn’t mourn over vour husband’s death. He was a good man and has surely gone to Heaven. Mrs. Doyle—That’s what trou- bles me; he always did like a het fire. | “HOW DID HE? A man carrying a looking-glass said to a newsboy: “Come here and look into this glass and you will see a donkey.” “How did you find that out 2?” re- toried the boy. —Tit-Bits, C ie Bs A te A i Pe Pe Pe Be Ps Pe She Seada 5 ! 4 We are now pleased to announce to 4 4 the public that we are now locating at a 4 205714 Larimer street with all kinds of ‘ 4 hair goods and ornamental goods of : all kinds, and we also announce we ’ q have a full line of millinery in the } 4 latest Parisian style in hats and bon } net: of all kinds s ‘ Miss Genevieve Hallowell, pruy. ) q Mrs. J. R, Hallowell, Mgr. iw PePwTor saw eee ee eee ~~ MRS. A. M. POPE-TURNBO. MRS. L. L. ROBERTS. ERE AA finger-length, and my temples == = = my shoulders, were bald half way up my head. When we first began our wonderful work of growing all kinds, all qual- ities, all lengths, and all conditions of hair, even to the growing of hair on bald places of the head, many persons scorned the Idea that such a thing was possible; but we have grown the hair for hundreds, rapidly achieving success. The proof of the value of our work is that we are be- ing imitated and largely by persons whose own hair we have actually grown and the further fact that they have very frequently menticned us when trying to sell their goods (saying that “theirs is the same” or “just as good”) or referred to “PORO.” We advise you to use only “PORO” Hair Grower, (the oldest and best of its kind). See that the name “PO- RO” is on every box, not genuine without it. Prepared only by MRS. A M. POPE. - BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. as - Call, or Address Mail to MRS. A. M. POPE-TURNBO 2223 Market St. St. Louis, Mo. Bel) Phone Bomont 2109 | BRANCH OFFICE IN DENVER | Conducted by | Mirs.M. A. HOLLY RS. @ e phone Olive 1984 2118 Arapahoe street Bravch office Boulder, Colorado, 2404 Hill street Mrs. Lizzie Richards, agent. Main 6791. See Spee aoe FEN & er = se es 4 ak aI : ; e eeu - 4 % A I > ae es . as 3-Fieq be 2 meee eee THE NEEDMORE CLUB e&+Cigars and Pool4e The Original Hair Growers We Grew Our Hair ¢ Now Let Us Grow Yours with “PORO” : ‘| TRADE MARK SS 4 (Registered) ny hnir just covered shoulders. ul work of growing all kinds, all qual of hair, even to the growing of hair ersons scorned the idea that such a grown the hair for hundreds, rapidly @ value of our work is that we are be ia whoee own hair we have artrialiv DOG FORAGES FOR FAMILY Habit of Jersey Animal Bids Feir to Cause Embarrasement at Bome Time. A family in Jersey have a yel- low dog that bids fair to become as good a provider as his master if his career is not cut short by a bullet or his being sent to the public pound as acommon thief. The other day a terrific scratching was heard at the kitchen door, and when the woman of the house opened the door there stood the dog with a chicken in his mouth, wagging his tail as much as to say: “‘Ain’t this good of me?” He was driven away, the woman thinking it was some carcass he had picked up in the road. The next day a truck gardener com- plained to the police that a yellow cur was killing his chickens. That night the faithful dog again scratched at the door and deposited another chicken, with the same wag of his tail. The members of the family are hoping it will not last much long- er, as chicken is becoming monot- onous and the dog is hardly big enough to carry home a calf.—New York Press. THAT GRAVITY. " D: fr, Li x ot—~L 1 iJ 4 / Ee Vi wi \ ) 1 Tim—Yes, sir, this is a sad, and world! Tom—lI don't know about that, Tim. She hasn't lost her gravity, has shef WOULDN'T LET THE KING IN. When King Edward desires to pay a call on a personal friend « message to this effect is sent earlier in the day. This rule is almost in- variable, but on one occasion his majesty neglected the pre aution, and on arriving at the house of his friends found the hosts ov: of town and the charwoman in charge. The king desired to go in and write a message, but was asked by the cautious caretaker for his card, and as that waa not forthcoming she declined to let him in. “He was a very pleasant, civil spoken gentle- man,” she told her employers on tHE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. B&EEVE™: PAGE.7. their return, “but as he hadn't a@ card I left him outside.” It was only some time afterward that the master of the house dis covered to his horror the identity of the visitor.—Tit-Bits. CO ORS OF OOF FOTO OF HOO FOF OHOFOLOHOHOF FD + F 6 ” g ; THE NEW CLUB” : ; 2552 Washington Ave. 4 » . . + b * ; «l3illiard and Pool... : ; In Connection ; - J. B. MOORE Mgr. ; F ~=Telephone York 1710 Denver, Colo 43 Ba 'PPPrrrre rr rrr ere yr ePPrP PP rr PrP TS? -Ppyrrwvits es © NOT ALTOGETHER IMPRESSED. One pays dearly for rising above the family level. Sooner or later some beloved member, singly or with the aid of others, will rise to re buke, or worse—to ridicule. The mother of Olive Fremstad, the grand opera singer, was re- minded by an old-time friend of her daughter's celebrity. “Aren't you proud of Olive, Mrs. Fremstad?” he asked. “She had quite an ovation last night; it must be very gratifying to you to witness such a demonstration in her honor.” “Oh, I don’t know,” the mother of the prima donna replied, elevating her head rather contemptuously, See all cing ” Phone Main 2275 <a Si. TWO JIMS’ ft - | Sm p } SOCIAL CLUR [eg Denver's Favorite 4 =f P/easure Resort aa 4 Whist. p ol, chess checkers Y od and oth:r pastime games os, 1859 Champa Street Vee Pee A eee JAS. F. CLARK. HELPS TALENTED HUSBAND. Mrs. Franz Kreisler, wife of the noted violinist, who, by the way, is an Amefican woman, says that the day has gone by when the wife of an artist is not recognized as an in- tegral part of himself and invited wherever he is invited. Mme. Paderewski is the financial agent of her husband’s private affairs and manages them with strict reference to economy as far as possible for one in his position. NE ETE ES EE NE ERAGARARAAREAEARARAARAEAARE AG : MURRAY AND EDWARDS, Props. | | JHE PULLMAN POOL ROOM WILBUR MACEY, Manager gh ee ee A Convenient Place to have Your Mail . Directed sppthe, finest equipped Pool and Club Rooms west of the. Missis ; fh Ona Dopo eee eet ceRaneiMaTeIeeEe 7 1628 Wazee Street ; , ee TE ee re eT ne ee ee 5 SPLASH! “T hear that old Plymouth Rock hen had hard luck with her offspring this year,” said the first rooster. “Yes,” replied the other, “I’m told some of her eggs got so bad they finally went broke associating with bum actors.”—Catholic Standard and Times. | Why not Patronize Home Industry Eee Climax Laundry Co. High Grade Hand Laundry | Goods Called for and Delived 1454 Lawence St. Phone Main 4908 We are assured that this season's {ce crop is to be a failure, hence it will be well to start now to save for the purpose of being able to take ice next summer. A tip! Scientists say that whales are being exterminated. Save your whales, They may in time become valuable. ——____ About the only people nowadays who feel poetic sentiments are those whe are carrying too many cocktails. LISIDDEDH DSDODBODODADADGHATD QHADDOGOGNODOOHOOQODOGDONDOAONL : “A Firstclass Resort ; for Gentlemen” : : : s 2 : THE: NEWPORT SALOON: 3 ‘ CK FRAZIER AND. ron Lewis PROPRIETORS. p THE ONL‘’ COLORED SALOON IN DENVER. ‘ NEWLY OPENED WITH ALL ACCOMMODATIONS, Telephone Main 7418 } 1845 A -apahoe St. Denver, Colorado We are in receipt of unsigned no tices from time to time which are omitted for lack of signature, Other contributors get economical and write their news on such small vieces ‘of pa per that they become lost among the larger sheets on which such matter is usually written, It is not often that matter is intentionally omitted where some good reason does not exist. Therefore persons will do well to con- form to the easy regulations which govern matter for newspapers. Don't cuss the editor. Just look and see If you are net av fault. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO: Published Every Saturday at Denver, Colorado. C. A. FRANKLIN, Editor. TERMS. One year ... ......$2.00 Six months .....$1.00 Three months ...$ .50 Entered at the postoffice at Denver, Colorado, as second class mailmatter. PHONE MAIN 7905. re HELP US BE PROMPT. Many changes are occurring in the districts of the Denver postoffice, requiring new arrangement of our mailing galleys, If your paper does not reach you on Saturday, notify us at once. Do not delzy. The fault can only be corrected by notification. No paper should be as late as Monday in reach- ing the subscriber, With millions of insurance capital, college endowment and private invest- ments pouring into this city and state, giving the highest possible endorse- ment to the permanency and desira- bility of Colorado realty investments, it is high time for negroes to do busi- ness in their own name along this line. Thousands of dollars of ours en- rich the coffers of the banks of the state, yet we believe the bank will stand because its investments are sound, and distrust our own ability to follow along the lines it finds safe. Tenants will pay rent to negroes, mortgages will draw six per cent. when held by negroes, just the same as if we were white. Wake up! You are sleeping on opportunity! The officials of Pueblo county have set a good example by indicting four persons who conspired to take the life of Linn, who was there under arrest for murder. The law is for lynchers no less when they fail than when they have committed their crimes. A jail sentence will do much to put the stamp of disapproval upon “the best citizens” who band themselves to- gether to lynch persons accused of crime. An interesting state of affairs is go- ing on at Madison Barracks, New York, where the soldiers of the Twen- ty-fourth Infantry have been station- ed who have just returned from serv- ice in the Philippine Islands. The town of Watertown is like other such places at army posts, dependent upon the enlisted men for the bulk of their patronage. In contrast with the cor- dial treatment accorded the other regiments stationed there, shop keep- ers have posted notices of a raise in rates for many kinds of services. For instance, a restaurant keeper gives notice that prices are subject to change without notice, the aim being to make colored soldiers pay exorbit- ant rates at the same time giving to other customers the old prices. The men have retaliated by a boy- cott. So far it has held. It is sincere- ly to be hoped that they will hold out to the end. Prejudice is a fine thing for a shopkeeper who depends upon colored patronage! White people in Watertown must think Negroes fools to seek to spend their money under such conditions as they establish. PAGE. 8. AFTER THE NOMINATION, WHAT? It is being conceded that Secretary of War Taft has the best of the fight for the nomination of the Republican party for president, but even his warm friends who set forth his strong points with confidence, do not speak so en- couragingly of the reception his can- didacy would meet at the polis. It is practically certain that he will not be able to rally the voters, nor raise the enthusiasm Roosevelt could, were he the nominee, and so, granting him the nomination, what of the election? Pol- iticlans who have many years’ experi- ence with all the vagaries of public approval, are in the dark. Negroes, for the first time in the history of their citizenship, have made an im- press upon the policy of the great par- ties, for it is fair to say that their attitude is receiving the serious con- sideration of not only their party but of the Democrats as well. Gone are the rabid utterances of Vardaman, in- viting is the attitude of Northern Democracy. Well might the Republi- can party sit up and take notice. Well may the politicians wonder what it all portends. Is Roosevelt, himself, the nominee after all? Mrs. Fred Wilson gave a very suc- cessful entertainment Friday night at Labor Union Hall. Although the even- ing was a disagreeable one a large number turned out and a very pleas- ant time was had. The program was delightful, which was rendered by the little tots and the young folks. Miss Clyde Garth, who is a favorite in the younger set, dressed as San Antonio, and sand the song, which made a great hit. “Little Clyde,” as she is always called, is very apt to such work and carried her part splendidly. The program was as follows: Recitation.........Master Earl Daily Duet.........Clyde Garth, Ella Smith Cora Blackwood, Lillian and Clyde Garth SelectédsReadinger) sree sso) ++++.+...Master Charles Blackwood Dialogue ................Little Folks Solo. c.2.s02..00.Mr, ‘Harry /Olifford Vaudeville Sketch.....Mr. Tom Trice Violin and Piano Duet............ .....,.Cora Blackwood and Brother Solo—‘San Antonio”.....Clyde Garth TRINIDAD, COLO. ema eT) AETNA CO. oy No. | Se@ece, K. of P. gS will hold | RSIS their 8 | ANNUAL th Fg ‘) a J ICNIC. B n ON THURSDAY, JUNE 25 AT | Bloomfield Park... There will be a Tug of War between Companies from Arapahoe Lodge 2936 and Damon Lodge No. 5. Also Potato Race. Girl’s Race Foot, Boy’s Race, Fat Man’s Race and Many Other Sports. Also Dancing Admission 25c Harris’ Full Orchesta Take a Tramway car and Transfer to Larmer St., or take a Inter-Mountain car at 15th and Arapahoe Committee W. H. PENSON. J. C. COLE. Cc. E. HYMAN. A. J. LYLES. D. H. WILLIAMS. THOS. DOUGLAS. Admission 25 Cents ALAMOSA, COLO., NEWS. Miss Martha Jeter left Monday for Santa Fe, N. M. Miss Jeter’s sweet ladylike disposition has won her many friends in Alamosa who regret very much to have her go. Prof. B. A. Williams left Tuesday for a two weeks’ visit in Pueblo and Denver. Mr. Ed Hayden {s also visit- ing in Denver. Mrs. Nora Jones {s still in Denver with her mother, who !s very sick, LA JUNTA, COLO. Mrs. H. Badget and little daughter, Mi; naut, went to Garden City, Kan., last Thursday. Mrs. John Marshall entertained the N. U. G. club last Thursday afternoon at her home on Smithland avenue. The N. U. G. club will meet with Mrs. W. H. Prince at the parsonage next Thursday afternoon. 2 Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Henderson pleas- antly surprised Rev. W. H. Prince by presenting hin a new sult of clothes and hat. OHO OF SHO OH OHS) Rey. W. H. Prince united in mar- riage Jas! Saturday noon at the home of Mrs. L. V. Greer on West Second Street, Mr. Albert Saunders and Miss Bruner of Denver, The Melodrama Again. The beautiful heroine stamped her tiny foot on the tiger-skin rug. “And you dare decelve me?” she hissed. “Didn't you make a vow that you would never tell me another bare- faced falsehood?” In reply the heavy villain flashed a pair of automobile goggles from his pocket and put them on. “And I have kept my vow, Helene Hominy. I am barefaced no longer.” With a cry of despair the beau- tiful heroine jumped into the paste- board river. A Relief to Both, “At last,” he sighed, “we're alone. I've been hoping for this chance.” “So have I,” said she very frankly, “Ah! you have guessed, then, that I wanted to tell you that I loved you.” “Yes; and 1 want to say ‘No’ and get {t over with.” Firstclass Job Printing Mr. John Lewis is working for Mr. Hackley in his barber shop until June 1st, when he will leave for Cherokee Park. Mr. and Mrs. Dickerson, Mrs. Mason, Mrs. Slaton, Mrs. Charlotte Epperson, Mrs. Emma Perry, Mrs. R. K. Jones, Mr. King and Mr. Bryant were in the city last week attending the G. A. R. reunion. Mr. and Mrs Dickerson were entertained at 6 o'clock dinner last Wednesday evening by Miss Jessie Clay. Mesdames Mason, Slaton, Epperson and Perry were the guests of Mrs. Morris Epperson. Mr. King and Mr. Bryant of Colorado Springs, were the guests of Mrs. Thomas and Mr. Gus Grun while in the city. Mrs. R. K. Jones of Longmont was entertained by Mrs. E. H. Clay last Tuesday evening. Music and dancing were the order of the evening. Mrs. C. H. Clay, having received notice to leave sooner than was expected, left for Denver last Wednesday morning prior to her departure for Cherokee Park. Rev. and Mrs. Shepard surprised Miss Jessie Clay last Thursday evening on her twenty-sixth birthday. While Miss Clay and Miss Williams are at the opera the house was beautifully decorated with red, white and blue carnations. On the arrival of Miss Clay the surprise was complete. A three-course lunch was served, the main feature of which was the red, white and blue ice cream and cake. Don't forget it was G. A. R. week, and most of the guests were veterans. Games and music were indulged in until a very early hour. Miss Clay received many useful presents. Miss Clay, may you have many birthdays as happy as the one just passed. Miss Molly Williams will depart for Boulder very soon to prepare for her wedding to Mr. Jos. C. Thompson in the very near future. Mrs. H. George and Josephine George were the guests of Mrs. Edwards last Sunday. Miss Jessie Clay will leave Saturday next for Denver, where she will meet her "Fate." Up to the present she has not divulged his name to any of us, but we are guessing just the same. Mr. Wm. Clay had another very long fish story to tell us last week. We know it is true for Willie told us. Miss Myrtle Taylor is arranging a trip west on a wedding trip in October. Another "guessing bee" for THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. TOPIC NEAREST TO HER HEART. Whether or Not He Was Married Interested the Girl Chiefly. Seeking to know how best to interest her in my conversation, I hied me to the wise man, who spoke and said: "Speak thou of many things. So long as she ejaculates, the subject thou must change; but when she asks a question, then will you know the topic that is nearest to her heart." Whereupon I returned unto the maiden and lifted my voice most tunefully into speech. "I was talking to a friend of mine as I came along the street," remarked I unto her. "He is a writer of books and has seen the strangest sights and scenes." She turned to me the face of innocence, but nothing said. "He has traveled in distant lands, has sailed the seas and triumphed o'er the mountain tops. He has braved the snows of Alaska and the tropic sun of the Amazon. India has been his stamping ground, and over China has he widely roamed." "Just to think!" she cried. "He has studied the picture galleries of the whole wide world: London, Vienna, Paris, Florence; he knows them from vestibule to roof—column, base and architrave." "He has slept in the house where Dickens was born and has paid his pilgrimage to the room where the great Thackeray breathed his last. He has sat at the table whereon Balzac wrote, and Kipling and he are the most particular friends." "You don't say!" she cried. "He was a war correspondent and made a record in the Boer war. At Port Arthur he ran the blockades both by land and sea and twice was left for dead upon the field." "Before that he was a dramatic critic, and the boldest actor trembled at the words that he might say. He knew the stars that twinkled in the firmament and all the minor constellations on the broad and great white way." "Fancy!" she cried. "He has hunted the tiger in India and the elephant in Africa. He has tracked the lion to its lair and the leopard to its den." Whereat I paused, breathless and discomfited, for never an interrogation had she made, and vainly did I cudgel my mind for the topic that was nearest to her heart, but as I was about to make retreat, lo, she raised her face and queried: "Is he married?" The Woman and the Felline. A western judge—let us hope he had been singularly unfortunate in his female relatives—recently remarked that all women were cats. Women read that press dispatch everywhere, one morning, and for a few hours at least the ears of that judge must have burned, writes Isabel Gordon Curtis, in Success Magazine. Still, there are women who indorsed his judgment, although they feel that he might have qualified his remark and said: "Some women are cats." One can't help wondering why poor pussy, from time immemorial, should have been picked out as the prototype of a mean, treacherous, back-biting woman, for a cat which is well-fed and A RARE OLD BIBLE ONE COPY PRINTED AT MAYENCE IN THE YEAR 1450. Now One of the Greatest Bibliographic Curiosities—Vulgate Prepared in England in the Neighborhood of the Year 668. The first attempt at printing, at Mayence, in 1450 was a copy of the Vulgate, wood characters being used, which contained only the principal parts of the Old and New Testaments. This is the so-called "Biblia Pauperum," one of the rarest bibliographic curiosities, a copy of which was bought by the duke of Devonshire in 1815, who paid only £201 for it. England occupies a prominent place in the history of the Vulgate and in its preservation, as, the purest text being in Milan, Naples and in the southern provinces, Archbishop Theodore and his companion, Hadrian, abbot of a monastery near Naples, went to England in 668, taking with them some of these Bibles. Besides, just at that time Benedict Biscop and Ceolfrid, traveling between Rome and England, brought in other pure Vulgate texts, which were copied and reproduced in the monasteries of Wearmouth and Jarrow, not only for local use, but to be spread by missionaries in foreign countries, especially Germany, France and Switzerland, and, strange as it may seem, even back to Italy. But what is stranger still is that these copies, known under the name of Northumbrian texts, had been transcribed with such exactness that when they returned to Italy they were found to be purer than the Italian copies, which meanwhile had degenerated. One of the attempts to revive the Vulgate was made by Charles the Great, who intrusted the work to an Englishman, Alcuin, who finished it in 801. In the century after the invention of printing the circulation of faulty Bibles assumed such proportions that the necessity was felt of establishing an official edition. A handsome volume, in 1590, took the name of the Sixtine Bible, from Sixtus V., and had as Q. J. GI Undertaker a Carriages Furnish Open Day and Night Denver's Lead YOU ALL All Wool Pants to Measure All Wool Suits to Measure Five Hundred Styl Carriages Furnished for all Occasions Open Day and Night 1921 Arapahoe St. Established 1896 Phone Main 3725. 1905 Curtis St. preface the famous Bull, "Aeternus ille," establishing that this Bible be considered as "true, lawful, authentic and unquestioned." Sixtus V. died almost immediately after, and only two years later Clement VIII. ordered that every copy of the Sixtine Bible be destroyed, and published another called the "Clementine." It seems that Sixtus V. had himself revised the work of the commission, hurting the feelings of the members and offending the Jesuits, who never rested until they obtained the suppression of the Sixtine Bible, now one of the rarest books in the world. Leo XIII. created the commission "De Re Biblica," presided over by Cardinal Rampolla, for the study of the Scriptures, but it remained an academic body, while Pius X. desired to transform it into an institution for practical work. So, on April 30, 1907, Cardinal Rampolla wrote a letter to Dom Hildebrand de Hemptinne, abbot primate of the Benedictines, who used to live in England, intrusting the new revision of the Vulgate to them, and straightway appointing Abbot Gasquet as head of the committee. The English abbot admirably fulfills the requirements of so responsible a position. To vast, profound culture he adds the temperament of a great worker and a love for accuracy and detail.—Pall Mall Magazine. Demand Removal of Ugly Signs. The city council of Springfield, Mass., has referred to the law officer of the city a petition for the removal of some billboards in Main street which have been eyesores for many years. The patience of citizens is at an end, and hundreds of them have signed a request for the abatement of the nuisance. Ballooning seems to involve greater risks than automobiling. The great French war balloon La Patrie tore itself loose from 200 soldiers who were holding it, the other day, and sailed away into the heavens with no pilot at the steering-wheel. It is doubtless wrecked by this time, unless it has gone on a voyage to Mars. A runaway automobile would in time collide with a fence and stop, but no such luck attends a runaway balloon. 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