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POLITICAL LEADERSHIP PASSES FROM THE SOUTH TWENTIETH YEAR POLITICAL PASSE The passing of the negro in national convention, and his gradual loss of important political offices in the South under Republican administrations have foretold that sooner or later some man of courage would speak out and say that such appointments did violence to the spirit of democratic government. Surely no one lives who is so far adrift as to claim that public sentiment in the South approves of colored office holders in high places. We know that it is in the power of the national government to insist upon representatives in some places even against the will of the section to which they are appointed, and it is often for the good of the service that the popular applicant fails to win the place. But as for negroes, we both are unpopular, and serve for excuse for harmful race agitation in some sections. Our ability to give good service will not win us friends in the South, for it already knows that we can make good and for that very reason hates us the more. It is not the poor ignorant negro who is an offsense in the eyes of the South, but the progressive, educated negro. To some degree this sentiment is reflected in the North, but is not nearly so strong. Therefore when President Taft declares for negro appointments where they are most acceptable, he but puts into an exact declaration what conditions were already bringing to pass. Then, too, in this he is fair. Southern negroes do not elect presidents. And they should not be the chief beneficiaries of the division of the spoil. President Taft's opinions on the negro as given in his inaugural address were such a broadside as no public man has yet delivered. It had all the directness of a legal opinion, with the boldness of a revolutionary pronunciamento. The negro "question" has been handled gingerly so long, that even those believing most in the President, did not expect such an unqualified avowal of his belief in justice for the black American as well --- DENVER, COLORADO, SATURDAY MARCH 18 1909 as for the white. It was magnificent. It was better than that-it was practical. He struck aside all the flimsy subterfuges under which custom hides the pitiful condition of black Americans, and pointed out the part of our betterment that must come from us, and condemned the barriers which communities would raise against us under the form of law. We might go on to praise the President at length, but it is better to give what he said about us, and it reads as follows: The thirteenth amendment secured them freedom; the fourteenth amendment due process of law, protection of property and the pursuit of happiness; and the fifteenth amendment attempted to secure the Negro against any deprivation of the privilege to vote, because he was a Negro. The thirteenth and fourteenth amendments have been generally enforced and have secured the objects for which they were intended. While the fifteenth amendment has not been generally observed in the past, it ought to be observed, and the tendency of Southern legislation today is toward the enactment of electoral qualifications which shall square with that amendment. Of course, the mere adoption of a constitutional law is only one step in the right direction. It must be fairly and justly enforced as well. In time both will come. Hence it is clear to all that the domination of an ignorant, irresponsible element can be prevented by constitutional laws which shall exclude from voting both Negroes and whites not having education or other qualifications thought to be necessary for a proper electorate. The danger of the control of an ignorant electorate has therefore passed. With this change, the interest which many of the Southern white citizens take in the welfare of the Negroes has increased. "The colored men must base their hope on the results of their own industry, self-restraint, thrift and business success, as well as upon the aid and com fort and sympathy which they may receive from neighbors of the South. The time when Northerners thized with the Negro in his struggle for better condition to give to him the suffragette, and to enforce it against the prevailing sent South. The movement prefailure. What remains is the fifteenth amendment to the constitution and the right to have statutes of states specifying qualifications for electors subjected to the test of compliance with that amendment. This is a great protection to the Negro. It never will be repealed and it never ought to be repealed. If it had not been passed, it might be difficult now to adopt it; but with it in our fundamental law, the policy of Southern legislation must and will tend to obey it, and so long as the statutes of the states meet the test of this amendment and are not otherwise in conflict with the constitution and laws of the United States, it is not the disposition or within the province of the federal government to interfere with the regulation by Southern states of their domestic affairs. "There is in the South a stronger feeling than ever among the intelligent, well-to-do and influential element in favor of the industrial education of the Negro and the encouragement of the race to make themselves useful members of the community. The progress which the Negro nas made in the last fifty years from slavery, when its statistics are reviewed, the road: "Kongo King," "Meeker is marvelous, and it furnishes every reason to hope that in the next twenty-five years a still greater improvement in his condition as a productive member of society, on the farm, and in the sho pand in other occupations, may come. "The Negroes are now Americans. Their ancestors came here years ago against their will, and his is their only country and their only flag. They have shown themselves anxious to live FIVE CENTS A COPY for it and to die for it. Encountering the race feeling against them, subjected at times to cruel injustice growing out of it, they may well have our profound sympathy and aid in the struggle they are making. We are charged with the sacred duty of making their path as smooth and easy as we can. Any recognition of their distinguished men, any appointment to office from among their number, is properly taken as an encouragement, and an appreciation of their progress, and this just policy shall be pursued. "But it may well admit of doubt whether, in the case of any race, an appointment of one of their number to a local office in a community in which the race feeling is so widespread and acute as to interfere with the ease and facility with which the local government business can be done by the appointee, is of sufficient benefit by way of encouragement to the race to outweigh the recurrence and increase of race feeling which such an appointment is likely to engender. Therefore, the executive, in recognizing the Negro race by appointment, must exercise a careful discretion nott thereby to do it more harm than good. On the other hand, we must be careful not to encourage the mere pretense of race feeling manufactured in the interest of individual political ambition. "Personally, I have not the slightest race prejudice or feeling, and recognition of its existence only awakens in my heart a deeper sympathy for those who have to bear it or suffer from it, and I question the wisdom of a policy which is likely to increase it. "Meantime, if nothing is done to prevent, a better feeling between the Negroes and the whites in the South will continue to grow, and more and more of the white people will come to realize that the future of the Soth is to be much benefited by the industrial and intellectual progress of the Negro. The exercise of political franchise by those of his race who are intelligent and well-to-do will be acquiesced in, and the right to vote will be withheld only from the ignorant and irresponsible of both races." A lenten musical tea given by the girls' league of the Church of the Redeemer at the residence of Mrs. Geo. S. Contee, 2612 Welton street, Thursday evening, March 18. Admission 10 cents. The Eagle and the Arrow. An eagle sat on a lofty rock, watching the movements of a hare whom he sought to make his prey. An archer, who saw him from a place of concealment, took an accurate aim, and wounded him mortally. The eagle gave one look at the arrow that had entered his heart, and saw in that single glance that its feathers had been furnished by himself. "It is a double grief to me," he exclaimed, "that I should perish by an arrow feathered by my own wings!"—Aesop. Burns' Favorite Word. A contributor has had the curiosity to look up Mr. J. B. Reid's "Burns Concordance," and measure the amount of space devoted to certain words. In the result he found that Burns used the word "heart" more than any other word, the quotations under this word filling no fewer than six of the closely printed columns. "Lass," "friend" and "heaven" come next, each having about two columns. In Praise of Kind Words. Kind words produce their own image on men's souls; and a beautiful image it is. They smooth, and quiet, and comfort the hearer. They shame him out of his sour and morose and unkind feelings. We have not yet begun to use kind words in such abundance as they ought to be used.--Pascal. Who Is Your Plumber, Judge? In a recent case tried before him, Judge Mayes of the Mississippi supreme court remarks that "the business of plumbing is an honorable and necessary one." It is necessary, all right, but how about all those times the plumber has to go back to the shop after things?—Law Notes. Used Wife as Beast of Burden. A man has been sentenced at Prague, Bohemia, to six months' imprisonment for harnessing his wife and dog to his vegetable cart. The woman pleaded that she had herself suggested it as she liked the work, but this did not alter the decision of the magistrate. Melbourne's Rapid Growth. Melbourne, which consisted of 13 huts, and was known as Beargrass at the time of Queen Victoria's accession, is now classed as the seventh city of the British empire, coming in after London, Liverpool, Glasgow, Manchester, Birmingham and Calcutta. Art's Woes. "Do you know what she asked me?" wailed the miniature painter. "She wanted to know if I painted little miniatures?" Well, that isn't so bad," consoled his friend, "as the woman who wanted a life-sized miniature of her daughter." Varying Sugar Consumption. The Australians eat an average of 129 pounds of sugar each, every year, the United States 89 pounds, Germany 36 pounds, France 32 pounds and Great Britain 81 pounds, but in the latter country the ratio is going up. The Whip of Repentance. The severest punishment a man can receive who has injured another is to have committed the injury; and no man is more severely punished than he who is subject to the whip of his own repentance.—Seneca. THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. Origin of "Living on Tick." The phrase, "living on tick," dates back to the seventeenth century, when a tradesman's bill was known as a ticket. Say! How could the users of cigarettes be expected to know they were harmful?—Chicago News. Where Mankind Is Weak It is not permitted to the most equitable of men to be judge in his own cause.—Pascal. China's Chief Port. Nearly 45 per cent. of all the imports to China last year paid duty at Shanghai. The Right and Left Hands. The touch of the right hand is generally more sensitive than the left. New York's Women Clubs. New York city has 200 women's clubs. High Mountains of the Moon. Some of the moon's mountains are 36,000 feet high. Seat of the Divinity. Is there any other seat of Divinity than the earth, sea, air, the heavens and virtuous minds? Why do we seek God elsewhere? He is whatever you see; he is wherever you move.—Lucan. Ellijay's Big Day. Monday was a right important day in town. The court of ordinary had a lot of business and the justice trial court was the center of attraction for a big crowd.—Ellijay Courier. Papa's Voice a Sedative. Small Mabel was very restless the other night, and was unable to go to sleep. Finally she said: "Papa, please sing to me; that always makes me tired." The Impresario of To-Day. An impresario is a manager, agent or conductor of a troupe of operatic or concert singers; also, rarely, a teacher or trainer of such singers. Debtors' Punishment. In some parts of China, if a man fails to pay his debts, his creditors carry away one of his doors, thus permitting evil spirits to enter. Hound Fitted with Glass Eye. Having lost an eye in a scrimmage, one of the hounds of the Essex (Eng.) Harriers has been supplied with a glass one. Refuse to Stay Down. Molineux: He that rises again quickly and continues the race is as if he had never fallen. Generally Both Sides to Blame. Quarrels would not last long, if the fault was only on one side.—La Rochefoucauld. England's First Windows. Glass windows were first introduced into England in the eighth century. A man is generally at his heaviest in his fortieth year. Success Has No Elevator. You cannot be shot up to success in an elevator or be carried up in an airship. Complaining men scorn the opportunities wise men improve. Many a man loses his opportunity by slighting his work. Don't worry about your salary. Increase your skill. Earn more than you are paid for. The cream always gets to the top in every establishment. Dog Prevented Fire Loss. A dog was the first to raise the alarm of what might have proved a serious fire at Bradiford, Barnstaple, England. A lamp had burst in the upper room of a dwelling house, and the animal ran frantically downstairs to its master and mistress and by its persistent antics drew their attention to the fire, which was soon extinguished. Remedies for Open Cut. To heal an open cut apply alum water twice a day. Powdered rosin is also good. Pound it well in a clean mortar or wooden bowl. When well pulverized place in a sterilized pepper pot and sift it upon the wound. Put a soft cloth over the cut and occasionally wet it with cold water. This will prevent inflammation and soreness. How the Snow Comes Down. In a western home, Lynne, four years old, was kneeling on the carpet before a low window, intently watching the falling snow as it was rapidly covering the prairie. He turned and said reverently: "Aunt Lizzie, God sends it down, and he spreads it so smooth."—Delineator. Blackbird with Two Heads. At Linwood, near Paisley, Scotland, a blackbird, which is the unique professor of two almost distinctly formed heads, has been seen. It has two bills, and has been seen to pick and make use of both, but whether it can pass food through both cannot yet be definitely stated. Child's Pathetic Suicide. At Bolliver, Pa., recently, Mary Estella, eight years old, committed suicide. She grieved over the death of her mother. "Papa, I am going to shoot," she said, and before he had time to realize the meaning of the words the girl fired a bullet into her temple. Good Company. Religion cannot illuminate philosophical discussions. Philosophical discussions can confirm religious truths. And therefore seek the company of truly religious people and of real philosophers, the living as well as the dead.—Tolstoy. Hint for the Talkative. There is much to be said for silence. If the majority of people could be made to exercise themselves regularly in restraint of the tongue the general business of this planet would be considerably expedited.—Pall Mall Gazette. To One Kind of Woman. Here's to the woman who has a smile for every joy, a tear for every sorrow, a consolation for every grief, an excuse for every fault, a for every misfortune, and cement for every hope.—Wha PAGE. 10. Took 600 Soldiers to Clear the Way in the English Blizzard of 1836. The mogui engines which were stalled in the recent blizzard out west do not appear to be worthy successors of a certain Hercules engine which cut a noble figure in the English blizzard of 1836. To appreciate the role played by the Hercules some idea must be given of the effect of the storm on other methods of travel. Fourteen mail coaches were abandoned on as many roads. Another was dug out of drifts five times between Exeter and London. Another was buried so deep that it took 300 men, principally sappers and miners, several hours to make a passage to the coach and rescue the mails and passengers, while near Chatham the snow lay to a depth of 30 or 40 feet, the military being turned out to the unmber of 600 to clear the way. In London the drifts were ten feet deep and hundreds of men and carts were employed hauling snow out to the fields in the suburbs. The markets were in a bad way. One day only four stall holders were able to reach a main market. Greens which a few days before the storm were being sold for three pence a bunch at market, now fetched from ten pence to one shilling, turnips, carrots and celery becoming equally dear; while one penny handfuls of parsley realized two shillings sixpence, and the happy possessor of a bunch which he had previously purchased for ninepence realized for his prize no less a sum than £1 2s 3d. Amid all this confusion the pioneer railways covered themselves with glory by running trains almost without interruption. There was a deep cutting on one line where the snow had drifted badly and, according to the Queen, great numbers of people turned out to see how the Hercules engine would get along. They imagined, of course, that she would be stopped, but to their astonishment the engine dashed right into the drift, "clearing her way through apparently without the slightest difficulty, the snow at the same time flying over the top of the engine chimney like foam from the broken waves of a violent sea, and notwithstanding obstructions the train came down from Greenhead (26 miles) in one hour and a quarter." When a Tooth Is Not a Tooth. In Seattle last year a man was charged with and tried for practicing dentistry without a license. Each particular piece of evidence necessary to make out the case on the part of the state was proved, except that the prosecutor, having procured the prosecuting witness to exhibit his botched tooth to the jury, either forgot or didn't think it was necessary to ask the witness if it was a natural or an artificial tooth, and so lost his case. It seems the statute made it a misdemeanor to mend a "human tooth" for a fee without a license. Now the sensible presumption—the presumption that men or judges would naturally indulge in if they had not become imbued with the passion of peering for loopholes—would be that the tooth was natural and not artificial. But if we presumed that, the law would cease to be an "exact" science, and many gaping spectators on the back benches would be deprived of the joy of watching to see which lawyer came out winner in the match of wits.—Collier's Weekly. THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. Painting on Grain of Corn. The smallest painting known was done by a Flemish artist on the smooth side of a grain of common white corn. It represents a mill on a terrace, the miller mounting the stairs with a sack of grain on his back, a horse and cart standing near, and a group of peasants in the road at a little distance. Men of Letters. Twelve letters by Chopin to his friend Fontana were sold at auction in Berlin the other day for $600. Five Brahms letters went for $42. Fifteen Wagner letters brought $200, and a Wagner manuscript, a dedicatory composition for the hotel keeper Kraft, brought $240. Time's Change "How girls do alter," said the mother. "There's Chrissie, now. When she was a girl she wouldn't sit in a room without a light in case there might be a man in it; now, three nights a week she won't have a light in the sitting-room because there is a man in it." Fatherland, Mother Tongue. "Can you tell me why it is," asked Mr. Henpeck, in a lapse in the conversation of his spouse, "that when they speak of their native country, it always is the fatherland, but when they speak of the language they invariably call it 'the mother tongue?' " Executioner Also General Thug. The public executioner at Yekaterinoslav, southern Russia, has been executed by his successor. He was sentenced to death over a month ago for spending his leisure on the high roads, plundering, and frequently murdering travelers. Sad Case. "I never was so shocked in my life," said Mrs. Lapsling. "Pearley Wintergreen is trying to get a divorce from her husband. She says she has found out that they made a mistake when they married; he isn't her real infinitive." Bad Mannera Are Expensive. No policy pays like politeness. Bad manners are the most expensive luxuries in the world. Good manners go further than letters of recommendation like the gold standard, they are current the world around. And Still Keep the $5. A retail grocer of our acquaintance, with many outstanding bills, says he understands perfectly how a great many people can run the table for $5 a week.—New York Evening Mail. Arts of Civil Policy. To rob, to ravage, to murder, in their imposing language, are the arts of civil policy. When they have made the world a solitude they call it peace.—Tacitus. Planning for New Business. A leading German electrical company has in contemplation the erection of a new plant for the exclusive manufacture of airships and aeroplanes. Horrible. "That was an awful disaster. There was only one survivor—isn't that terrible?" "Fearful. What a bore he Good Newspaper's Influence. The influence of the right kind of a newspaper must be corrective. Evils and abuses, some small, some great, grow up on every hand. The rights of individuals and the rights of the public are constantly being undermined through ignorance, and assailed by graft and greed. The newspaper with a helpful policy must ever be vigilant to warn and ready to fight against these attacks.—From the Philadelphia North American's "Confessions of a Newspaper." The First Postage Stamp. The postage stamp made its first appearance in 1839. Its invention is due to James Chalmers, a printer of Dundee, who died in 1863. England adopted the adhesive stamp, according to a decree of December 21, 1839, and issued the first stamps for public use on May 6, 1840. A year later they were introduced in the United States and Switzerland, and soon after in Bavaria, Belgium and France. Willie Made a Discovery. Willie, aged six, came to me, his face so wreathed in smiles that his pug nose seemed to be turned back among his freckles. "What do you think?" he said, "papa was drandma's little boy." My incredulity added fuel to his already intense amusement. Between his chuckles he assured me: "Yes, he was."—Delineator. Have Learnt Something. If life is an educative process people who have lived and loved, who have smiled and suffered, who have perceived beautiful things, who have felt the rapturous and bewildering mysteries of the world—well, they have learnt something of the mind of God. A. C. Benson. The Greeks of Manhattan. "One generally connects the idea of a Greek," mused the melancholy man, "with Marathon sports, bare knees, robes, togas, large eyes, perfect features, magnificent ruins and crumbling marble pillars; but a New York Greek is generally a man who keeps a candy store." Washington's Wise Words Let us promote, as an object of primary importance, institutions for the general diffusion of knowledge. In proportion as the structure of government gives force to public opinion, it is essential that public opinion should be enlightened.-Washington. The Same Thing. The same thing which causes a young writer to think the whole world is excited over the first story he gets published in a magazine causes a man to believe everybody is interested in the extraordinary brightness of his first baby. Beard Pleaseed the Czar. It is recorded that Ivan The Terrible was so delighted with the beard of one of the envoys sent him by Queen Mary of England that he "smiled at the sight of it, and after dinner played with it as with a favorite toy." Will Work In a Theater. The Ladies' Home Journal is right a lady should precede her escort down the aisle of the theater, but in churchgoing, lest he should get away, she should shoo the man on ahead. Houston Chronicle. Western University Western University THE LEADING EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION FOR NEGROES IN THE WEST. Theological, Classical, Normal, Sub-Normal, Musical, State Industrial, embracing courses in Architecture, Carpentry, Mechanical Drawing, Printing, Bookbinding, Tailoring, Business Course, Dressmaking, Millinery, Cooking, Laundrying and Farming. FOR FULL INFORMATION WRITE TO PROF. SHELTON FRENCH, ACTING PRESIDENT OF WESTERN UNIVERSITY, QUINDARO, KANS. Residenc : Phone No. 15. 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"I don't know. Is it one of these new mind cures?" PAGE.12 NOTICE.. LOOK. Mrs. Anna Hicks has opened a dressmaking parlor for children at 2429 Welton street. A trial will convince of her merit. Kindly stay away from the date Easter Monday night. COULDN'T SEE IT AS HE DID. Why Old Man Wowton Lost the Services of His Lovers. Old man Wowton, the meanest citizen in all the Blue Grass country, drove up to the market place in Lexington, where an army of negroes stood about or lay basking in the early morning sun waiting for some man to hire them. The old man was so stingy that he usually had great difficulty in engaging negroes to do extra work on his farm, but this time he struck a bargain immediately with big Bill Saunders and the half dozen powerful but lazy blacks who followed at his heels. All the others were greatly surprised to see this gang ambling out on the big road toward Mr. Wowton's place. Next morning they were mystified to see big Bill and his cronies again in the market place. "Whadja doin' hyuh, Bill?" asked Hannibal Harrison Tyler. "Lookin' fo' wuk," Bill replied, sadly. "Thought you-all wuz wukkin' for Mistuh Wowton?" "Yaas; we sut'nly wuz wuk'n fo' Mistuh Wowton. He come to me yistiddy mawnin' an' say: 'Come on out an' make hay fo' me. I ain't gointer pay you-all enny mo' dan one dolluh a day, but Ijes' tell you dis—ev'y meal you-all sits down ter yo' gointer have fo' kin's o' meat an' fo' kin's o' bread." So we-all tuk our foot in our han' an' went out ter make his hay crap." "Well, den huccome you-all is come back?" Hannibal inquired. "I gwine tell yuh," William replied with an injured air. "Yistiddy mawnin' we-all wukked in de fiel', cuttin' hay an' rakin' hay, an' spreadin' hay, ontwell de dinnuh ho'n blew at 12 o'clock. Den we goes inter de kitchen, an' all we sees on de big table is a lot o' mizz'bl' po'k an' greens an' bread. So I goes to de big house an' ax Mistuh Wowton ter come down, please, suh, an look at dat dinnuh. I say, 'Mistuh Wowton, whar dem fo' kin's o' meat you done promised, please, suh?' "Mistuh Wowton he say: 'W'y, daiah dey is—fat meat, lean meat, skin an' bone. Daiah yuh fo' kin's o' meat." "Den I sez ter him, 'Mistuh Wowton, whar dem fo' kin's o' bread you done promised us?' En he say: 'W'y, William, daiah dey is—white bread, co'n bread, crus' an' crumb. Daiah yuh fo' kin's o' bread.' An' da's why we-all come back hyuh."—Harper's Weekly. The Youthful Orator. One of our leading railroad men was relating some of his youthful experiences. "I wanted to be an orator," he said. "I was named for Alexander H. Stephens of Georgia, one of America's foremost statesmen and orators, vice-president of the confederacy and friend of the mother of President Roosevelt. On the occasion of a big debate at college I undertook to deliver a speech he had written for me. I knew that speech by heart and often recited it at home in perfect style. When I got on the platform and opened my mouth to declaim, some- THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. body threw from the gallery right in my face a carrot, an onion and a turnip, tied in a bunch. Instantly I forgot my speech. Not a word could I recollect. In great confusion I proceeded to back off the stage, bowing as the house applauded. Just at the wings there was a large tub of lemonade. I backed up against it and sat down in it. Then the whole speech came back to me—but I was in no condition to deliver it. That was my last oratorical flight." Simple Recipe for Beauty. An old book says that if one will make a powder of elder flowers gathered on midsummer day, dry them and use a spoonful thereof in a good draught of water morning and evening for the space of a month it will make him or her young and handsome for a long time. Was in a Tight Place. For many years old Col. Lee resided in Ninth street, New York, near the Hotel St. Denis. He is still remembered by hundreds of New Yorkers for his bright manner and happy, apt remarks. When the project for erecting an equestrian statue to Gen. Washington in Union square was proposed Col. Lee was intrusted with one of the subscription papers for circulation. Shortly after receiving it he approached a well-known citizen and asked for a subscription. But the citizen declined to subscribe, stating in a rather pompous manner: "I do not consider, sir, that there is any necessity for a monument to Mr. Washington. His fame is undying, sir; he is enshrined in the hearts of his countrymen." "Is he enshrined in your heart?" softly inquired the colonel. "He is, sir." "Well, all I have to say," retorted Col. Lee, "is that he is in a tight place."—New York Press. Elephant Turned Off Water. Jule, one of the elephants at the Central park zoo in New York, gave a clever demonstration the other day of the wisdom of her tribe. There is a hydrant just outside of Jule's cage and until Saturday it had been fitted with a round handle to turn on and off the flow of water. On Saturday William Walker, the zoo plumber, fitted a new spigot on the hydrant and put it on a permanent T-shaped handle. Jule carefully examined the handle several times Sunday. She looked it over again, and after much fumbling, turned it and produced a flow of water. Then she put her trunk under the stream, filled it and drank copiously. What pleased Keeper Snyder more than anything else was that she carefully turned off the flow of water after drinking. A Mistake. "I thought from the way that girl talked, she was the whole thing in the vaudeville sketch, and when I went to see the act, all she did was to appear as an assistant in a milliner's shop, pasting inside bands on hats." "Oh, then she probably gave you a wrong impression by telling you she was a headliner." Of Course. Lou—'Tis love that makes the world go 'round. Sue—What we really need is something to make the marriageable young men go 'round. WHATWORRIEDWIFE MR. SPRIGGSWORTH WAS ALTOGETHER TOO HEALTHY. His Affectionate Better Half Had Somewhat Peculiar Reasons for Wanting Doctor to Look Him Over at Once. "Doctor," said Mrs. Spriggsworth, "I wish you would come and see my husband as soon as you can do so conveniently. I've been urging him to call on you at your office, but I just can't get him started. I'm awfully worried about him." "I will try to stop and see him this afternoon. Is he in bed?" "Oh, no. No, he's not in bed, and perhaps you better come in the evening or early in the morning, because you won't find him at home in the afternoon." "Very well, I'll come to-night. What seems to be the trouble? Has he caught a bad cold?" "No, he hasn't any more of a cold than it is common for most people to have at this time of the year. I really don't know what is the matter with him. I think you ought to give him a thorough examination." "I'm sorry to hear that his health is not good. I thought when I saw him a few days ago that he was looking remarkably well. When did you begin to notice that he was not feeling right?" "Why, he claims that there is nothing the matter with him, but, of course, there must be." "Does he appear to be bothered by indigestion?" "No, he has always been very free from anything of that kind. You see, he manages to get a good deal of outdoor exercise." "That's good. A man who takes plenty of outdoor exercise really ought to have little use for a doctor. Perhaps the trouble is with his eyes. Does he complain of having headaches?" "No, he never has them at all." "Well, does he seem to be run down physically!" "Not noticeably so." "Is he unusually nervous or irritable?" "Oh, no, not at all. Really, do you know, I sometimes believe he can't have a nerve in his body. He is always so placid. Nothing ever seems to disturb him in the least." "A very curious case, indeed. What has caused you to think I ought to examine him?" "Why, he hasn't been in bed a day or taken a drop of medicine for about fifteen years, and I can't get it out of my head that he ought to see a doctor before he gets down sick. It may be that an operation of some kind now would save him an awfully hard time later on."—Chicago Record-Herald. Seeing Boston. A rural gentleman engaged an amateur guide to conduct him around Boston on a sightseeing trip. On their way to the statehouse the pair passed through the Public garden. The farmer seemed greatly impressed with the statue "Commemorating the discovery that the inhaling of ether causes insensibility to pain." A few minutes later they reached the statehouse grounds. Again the farmer's attention was attracted by a statue. It was a statue of Maj. Gen. Nathaniel P. Banks, and had been set up but not yet unveiled. The figure of the general had been heavily padded, and wrapped with muslin to protect it during shipment, and as yet the padding had not been removed. Gazing at the beswathed figure, the farmer exclaimed: "Wall, I swan! What be that?" "That," said the guide looking in vain for an inscription to enlighten him, "that is"—he scratched his head—"that is to commemorate the discovery of the benefit of the plaster-cast." One on the Workman. When Tommy was taking papa his dinner he stopped for a moment to watch a workman emptying a sewer. "That," remarked Tommy interestedly, "is the grate my brother lost a shilling down." The workman's eyes lit up. "Well, young man," he said, with a show of carelessness, "you'd better get forward with that dinner before it's cold." In about half an hour Tommy returned, to find the man still at the same grate. "Are you quite sure it was this grate the shilling was lost in?" said the workman. "I am certain," replied Tommy, "because I saw my father get it out."—Tit-Bits. Keeping Down the Belt Line. "The trouble with you women," said a man recently, "is that you depend upon the straight-front corset instead of the proper exercise." This shows how little he knows about it. A number of women in Atchison get down on the floor every night and roll and roll like puppies at play. Then they stand on their toes and balance backward, forward and sideways, and take other exercises that would make a contortionist envy them, and every bit of it is done to keep the belt line down. Women wear the straight front, but they don't depend upon it.—Atchison (Kan.) Globe. Hungry. "I suppose you're glad now that your daughter is home from college." "Can't say that I am. Since she got home we haven't a thing to eat but what she could cook in a chafing dish." —Detroit Free Press. Also He Might Be Lonely. The man who says he would be good, if he could be rich, may be rasher than he thinks.—Columbus Dispatch. Must Have Had Trouble with Cook. A faithful and good servant is a real godsend; but truly 'tis a rare bird in the land.—Martin Luther. Egotism of Mankind. We hardly find any person of good sense, save those who agree with us. La Rochefoucauld. Let us a little permit nature to take her own way! she better understands her own affairs than we.—Montaigne. Neuralgia from Eye Defects. Ninety per cent. of the neuralgic headaches are attributed to eye defects. By "Poor Richard." Laziness drives so slowly that poverty soon overtakes him.—Franklin. LA JUNTA, COLO., NEWS. Mrs. McAllister and daughter, Melvinia, are visiting in Denver. The boys and girls of the L. T. L. gave a very interesting entertainment last week. The Dunbar Literary Society is presenting good programs every Friday night. The paper and discussion on Booker T. Washington last week was a treat and well repaid everybody who attended. The ladies of the Women's Mite Missionary Society are preparing for an apron bazar March 17th and 18th. Everybody is invited to attend. An Irish lunch will be served. Mrs. Watson was in Rocky Ford on business Friday. Miss Ida Davis and Miss Rilla Brown of Rocky Ford were La Junta visitors Sunday. The Young Men's Club of Merrymakers gave a party Friday night at the home of Mrs. Ed Tyler. There were guests from Rocky Ford as well as La Junta, and a good time was enjoyed by all lpresent. Mrs. Dr. J. E. Stubbs gave a very interesting lecture to the ladies and friends of the N. U. G. Club last Thursday night. Dr. Stubbs is one of the best doctors in town and her lecture was of a medical nature and very instructive. All the guests went away thanking the ladies for an evening well spent. Mrs. James Scott has been quite sick but is recovering. Mrs. Green and little grandson are visiting Mrs. Green's sister, Mrs. Starkey. Mrs. Starkey and family have moved into town, having sold their ranch. SHERIDAN NEWS The ladies of the A. M. E. church gave a donkey social Friday night, which was a success. Mrs. T. H. Newsom is on the sick list. Mr. Thomas Hill made a flying trip to Billings, Mont. The Missionary Society will meet at Mrs. Elizabeth Baker's tomorrow afternoon. OFFICIAL CALL The Executive Board of the State Federation of Colored Women's Clubs of Colorado and jurisdiction will hold their annual meeting, April 8th, 1909, at 2230 Curtis street, Denver, Colo., 10 a. m. session begins. All state officers and presidents of local clubs are urged to attend. Business of importance will be transacted. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. Colorado Springs, Colo., March 1, 1909. Secret of Successful Oratory. "The most effective orator I have ever heard," says a writer in the Windsor, "was an Italian ex-friar, an old Garibaldian, Sig. Gavazzi by name, who lectured in England when I was in my teens. He was addressing some 5,000 men and women of the hard-headed north country type. He was speaking in English, which was to him an acquired and foreign language. He played on his hearers as if they were an old fiddle in the grasp of Paganini. He made them literally laugh and cry at will. He would one moment hush them in spellbound silence, and the next, by a word or gesture, he would explode the charged mine of their enthusiasm into deafening cheers. As I listened to him I first understood why Demosthenes insisted so strenuously on action—action or delivery as the first, second and third secret of successful oratory." Had to Have Her Cigarettes. Because the management of the hotel after a frantic but fruitless searching of the city, was unable to provide any of the peculiar brand of London cigarettes which she is accustomed to smoke and which she says are absolutely essential to her happiness, Mrs. George Wyndham, a wealthy and pretty young English woman, from exclusive Hyde Park London, gave up her handsome apartments in the Hotel Plaza in New York. With her pretty and demure English maid she went to visit friends in Tuxedo park, where, she said, she would have no trouble in getting all of the cigarettes of the brand she so much desired, but of which she has been deprived. At a Marathon Gait. "Why did you give up your missionary labors so soon?" "I found the chief's wife's cook book, and the first recipe started, 'To one fat missionary—' and then I started for home." A Homeopathic Cure. "It is a queer way they propose to stop objectionable plays which are running." "What?" "They are going to get them on the run." From the Unseen World. Voices unheard by the outer ear speak to the soul; presences unseen by the eye are yet felt, giving their sympathy and stimulus.—Lillian Whiting. Languages Hard to Learn. Of modern languages taught in the schools Russian is considered the most difficult, German next, French third and Spanish is perhaps fourth. The Time to Boast. A great French chef used to say to those customers who praised his dinners: "Never beast of having dined well till the next day." Pnonograph in Austrian Schools. The phonograph is in use in some Austrian schools, and by its means pupils are made familiar with famous speeches in history. Q. J. GI Undertaker a Carriages Furnish Open Day and Night Denver's Leadi Automobile Q. J. GILMORE Undertaker and Embalmer Carriages Furnished for all Occasions Open Day and Night 1921 Arapahoe St Denver's Leading Undertaker Automobile for Hire J. H. GANNAWAY Phone Main 776 MISS BEATRICE LEWIS CALUMET 1219 W. EIGHTH AVE. Has completed a course In Professor De La Morton's School of Scientific Dress Making, having received a Diploma, and is prepared to do Ladies Tailoring & Gowns Square and Tape Line Methods Reasonable Prices THE Denver Barber Supply Company Is the best place for Good Razors, Shears, Pocket, Knives, Combs, Brushes, Pomades and all Toilet Articles at 1008 15th STREET Phone Main 7221 Denver, Cole. TROUTMAN & SONS Carpenters and Builders General Jobbing Promptly Attended To Business Address 3131 HUMBOLDT STREET. MRS. J. TURNER CHILE PARLOR AND LUNCH ROOM 2534 Washington Ave. Denver, Colo Phon : Main 3725 THE V Licensed Embalmer No. 234. LMORE and Embalmer d for all Occasions 1921 Arapahoe St ng Undertaker CALUMET CLUB 2149 Curtis Street Headquarters for Porters Waiters, and Railroad Men. Phone Main 8232 Henry Pinn, Manager Established More than a Quarter of a Century. Transactions Confidential Phone Main 8252 The Original "No Name' Clothing House Buy and Sell Good Clothing. Full Dress Suits For Rent. 417 Fifteenth Street. The Old Reliable J. N. B. Anderson COAL AND KINDLING ALL KINDS, ALL QUANTITIES 2100 Arapahoe St. enver, Colo ERNEST HOWARD. Carpentry and Job Work Job Work a Specialty. 1021 Twenty-First Street Phone Main 3230 Residence 353 W. Warren Ave. Phone Brown 2129. PAGE. 18. PAGE.14 M. W. GRAND LODGE, A. F. & A. M., For Colorado and jurisdiction, meets Colorado Springs, Colo., in Aug., 1909 E. C. TUMLIN, G. M. WILLIAM SPRAGUE, Grand Secretary, P. O. Box 1545, Denver, Colorado. ROCKY MOUNTAIN LODGE NO. 1. A. F. & A. M. Meets the first and third Monday nights in the month at 1712 Curtis St. C. A. FRANKLIN, W. M. WM. SPRAGUE, Secretary, P. O. Box 1545. CENTENNIAL LODGE NO. 4, A. F. & A. M. Meets the second and fourth Monday nights in the month at 1712 Curtis Street. All Masons in good standing are invited to attend. WM. RUSS, W. M. ERNEST HOWARD, Secretary. 353 West Warren street. EUREKA LODGE NO. 13, Albuquerque, N. M., meets first and third Tuesdays in the month. All persons in good standing invited. H. BRAMLETT. W. M. AMPSON REST LODGE. Simpson Rest Lodge, No. 10, A. F. & A. M., Trinidad, meets the first and third Tuesday nights in the month. Members in good standing are welcome J. W. BOOKER, W. M. W. A. JORDAN, Sec., 117 N. Walnut. PINION MESA LODGE No 20, A. F. & A. M., Grand Junction, meets the first and third Wednesdays in the month. J. M. HARRIS, W. M. T. P. LANGDON, Sec., 139 Chipeta. THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. FRATERNITIES KEYSTONE LODGE. Keystone Lodge, A. F. & A. M., Hanaa, Wyo., meets the first and third Tuesdays in the month. All members in good standing are invited. HENRY ANDERSON. HOR SIGNO VINGEO HIRAM COMMANDERY NO. 20. A.F. & A.M. Hiram Commandery Knights Templar meets the second and fourth Tuesdays in each month at 1832 Arapahoe street. B. HILL, E. C. T. W. RICHMOND, Recorder, 2350 Curtis St. FAR WEST CHAPTER NO. 6, R. A. M., Meets the second Wednesday. W. H. FINLEY, H. P. WM. SPRAGUE, Secretary, P. O. Box 1545. Lone Star Chapter No. 15, O. E. S., meets the first and third Friday in each month at 2:30 p. m., at 1712 Curtis street. CORA O'BRYANT, W. M. SUSIE CLINGMAN, Sec'y. 1124 So. 13th St. ARAPAHOE LODGE NO. 1924, G. U. O. OF O. F. Meets the first and third Monday nights in the month at Odd Follows Hall, 1832 Arapahoe Street. GEO. D. HALL, P. R., P. O. box 295. ROCKY MOUNTAIN LODGE NO. 2320, G. U. O. OF O. F. Meets every Thursday in the month at 1712 Curtis Street. GEO. S. CONTEE, P. S., 2612 Welton Street. Nights of Meeting DENVER PATRIARCHY, NO. 67. month at Odd Fellows' Hall, 1832 Arapahoe street. C. A. BURTON. W. P. R. HOUSEHOLD OF RUTH, NO. 367, G. U. O. of O. F. Meets the first and third Tuesdays in each month at Odd Fellows' Hall, 1832 Arapahoe street. Mrs Clarence Holmes 2139 Curtis St Worthy Recorder. PAST GRAND MASTERS' COUNCIL NO. 118, G. U. O. OF O. F. Meets the second Friday in each month at Odd Fellows' Hall, 1832 Arapahoe street. Western Star Lodge No. 128, U. B. of F., meets the first and third Tuesday evenings of each month at 1882 Arapahoe street. H. B. BROWN, W. M. R. GRIGSBY, Sec. JOSHUA LODGE NO. 2, U. B. F. Colorado Springs. Meets every first and fourth Monday evening at 105 South Tejon street. E. V. CAMMEL, W. M. J. M'KINNIE, W. Sec. CAPTOLIA TEMPLE NO. 183, S. M. T. nosdays in each month at 1832 Arapahoe Street. Members in good standing are invited to attend. MATTIE HOLLY, W. P. JENNIE JONES. Secretary. Webster Temple No. 5, S. M. T., meets the second and fourth Wednesa- afternoon in each month at 1832 Arapahoe street. Mrs. E. A. Carter, W. P., Mrs. Callie V. Campbell, Sec. PHYTHIAS LODGE NO. 11. Meets the first and third Wednesday nights, 1832 Arapahoe Street. Geo. W. Davis, C. C., 1348 S. 12th st. J. M. Martenia, K. of R. and S., 1223 19th st. DAMON LODGE NO. 8. K. of P. meets at 1712 Curtis street the first and third Friday of each month. D. H. WILLIAMS, C. C. W. A. Rice, K. of R. & S.; AETNA CAMP NO. —, U. R. K. OF P Meets at 1712 Curtis street the second and fourth Friday nights in the month G. B. PASH, Captain. A. J. LYLES, Recorder. --- EURENA COMPANY NO. 4 Meets the first and fourth Tuesdays. R. BUTLER Captain F. L. VOOREE, Recorder. 1223 19th Street COLUMBINE COURT NO. z79. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday evenings at 1712 Curtis Street. All visiting members are invited to attend. LIZZIE WILLIAMS, W. C. ELIZA BETH SCOTT, R. D. Rocky Mountain Court No. 3, I. O. O. C., meets the second and fourth Friday afternoons at 1712 Curtis street. All visiting members are cordially welcomed. MRS. W. A. JONES, W. C., MRS CASEY, Secretary. ROYAL TEMPLE NO. 28, I. B. P. O. E. of W. meets second and fourth Wednesdays in each month at 1712 Curtis street. LIZZIE COOK, D. R. MRS. NETTIE M. KELLY, Secy. 2222 Arapahoe Street. GAINES TEMPLE, No. 4, S. M. T. Of Trinidad, meets the first and third Monday afternoons at 3 o'clock at Marble hall, 111 First street. A. B. SUTTON, W. P. M. B. WILSON, Sec. QUEEN OF THE WEST NO. 1. Meets first and third Thursdays in each month, 1884 Arapahoe Street. MRS. HENRIETTE WRIGHT, W. P. MRS. FLORENCE W. ALTON, Bc. RICH LODGE NO. 22. l. B. O. B. of W. meets first and third Wednesday night in each month at 1712 Curtis street. All visiting Mls are welcome. CARL WILSON, Exalted Ruler. L. J. MANLEY, Sec'y. TABERNACLE NO. 500. Tabernacle No. 529 meet the first and third Thursday in the month at 1712 Curtis street. All members in good standing are invited. LAUF. CARSON, H. P. NANNIE WILLE, Recorder. TRUE REFORMERS True Reformers No. 1621 Colorado Enterprise Fountain, meet first and third Monday at 1832 Arapahoe street. C. M. Hughes Master. Mrs. M. B Riley, Secretary, Cooper building. C. H. CLARK, Master. C. M. HUGHES, Secretary. LAUGHTERS OF TABERNACLE. Pride of Denver No. 521 meets at 1712 Curtis every first and third Thursday. SARAH THREET, H. P., ESTELLA J. JONES, C. R. GOLDEN GATE JUVENILES Meets the second and fourth Saturday afternoon at 2:30, at 1832 Arapahoe St. All members in good standing are invited. OGLESVILLE LAWSON, Y. B. WILLA MAY, M. P. Queen of the West Temple No. 1 holds regular monthly meeting first and third Thursdays in each month. M. E. RILEY, W. P. ELLA McKINZIE, W. Secretary. VICTORIA TEMPLE, NO. 6, 8. M. T. of Colorado Springs, meets the sec ond and fourth Friday night in the month. MRS. JENNIE HENDERSON, W. Princess. MRS. COLLINS, Secretary. Bilver Star Council No. 70, Sons and Daughters of Jerusalem, meets the second and fourth Monday in the month at 1712 Curtis street. ALICE JONES, Queen. KaiB LEVELL, Sec. Denver Military Club -Mc: tery Sunday at 8:30 p. m. at 2524 Walnut street. Peyton Peterson, president; John Clifton, vice-president and gen- eral mauager; Herbert White, secre tary, 1958 Arapahoe street. Sunday services at Zion Baptist Church begins at 10:45 a m. Sunday school at 9:45a.m. At 6:30 p. m. the B. Y. P. U. meets for praise and deve tional service, meeting lasting one hour. Evening service begins at 7:30 sharp. A special invitation is ex- tended to the sinner and backslider. BETHLEHEM BAPTIST CHURCH, 2716 Larimer Street. Se, eens Sunday School, 9:45 a. m. Preaching at 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m B. Y. P. U., 6:30 p. m. The public is cordially invited. REV. A. E. REYNOLDS, 2828 California Street. People’s Presbyterian Church, Twes. ty-third and Washington avenuee— Preaching at 11 a. m. and & p. m. Sun- day schoo! at 9:30 p. m. Christian En- deavor at 7 p. m. Praise meeting Wednesday at 8 p. m. Covenant meet- tug Friday at 8 p.m. Welcome to all CENTRAL BAPTIST CHURCH. Corner of Twentyfourth and Cali fornia street. Sunday Services. On every first Sunday in the month Covenant meeting at 11 a. m. At 7:30 p. m. preaching and communion service. On each of the other Sun- days preaching at 11 a. m. Sunday school at 9:45 a. m., Mr. Chas. :cose, superintendent. B. Y. P. U. at 6:30 p. m., Mr, Coleman, president, Junior Lights at 5:30 p. m., Mrs. Kelly, pres- ident. 7:30, preaching. Mid-week Services.—Deacon board meets Tuesday before the first Sun- day of each month at 7:30 p. m., John Little, chairman. Deaconess board meets Monday before the first Sun- day of each month. Trustee board meets on Monday before the first Sun- day of each month at 7:30 p.m. The Woman's Home and Foreign Mission- ary Circle meets the second and fourth Fridays at 3 p. m., Mrs. Jacobs president. Sunday school teachers’ meeting every Thursday at 7:30 p. m. REV. J. B. BECKHAM, ““ Pustor, 2414 California Street. THE STATESMAN, DEINVER, COLORADO. PAGE. 1s. SHORTER CHAPEL AFRICAN M. Ee. CHURCH. AND UPWARD duyene may have a Piane delivered at thelr hems fer $2.00 per week payments, COLUMBINE MUSIC CO. Ground Fleer Charles Building = Sa a eee ee ee ONL ¢ COMPLETE OF ACCURATE POCKET REFERENCE OF DENVER THE BROWNELL INDEX “Green Book with Red Edge—They’re Everywhere.” issued Quarterly—Always Up-te-Date. | Contains: City, County, State and Automobile Maps. For Sale by ALL Denver Newsdealers. | Offic: 133 15th St, Phone Main 6471. Seer ere ee ee ec ee = hag 2=SCOWM. EHMKE Ay it ob MANAGER ee ie ieee! EAST TURNER HALL ae ra | 2132-2148 Arapahoe St. : eee SM Phone 2449 Denver Corner Twenty-third and Washineg- ton streets, Sunday and mid-week meetings, from October, 1908, to April, 1909. Sunday Services. Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. Mrs. Effie Waldron, superintendent. Preaching at 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. m. Monthly communion the firet Sunday at 12 m. Classes one and six meet at 12:45 p. m. Allen C. E. League at 6:30 p. m. Miss Gertrude Nichols, president. A sacr deconcert the first Sunday evening of each month under the di- rection of the League at 7 p. m. Ser- mon omitted. Mid-Week Meetings. The trustees meet the first ‘I'ues- day at 8 p. m. Official board meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 7:30 p. m. Eureka Literary Society . every Tuesday night at 8 p. m. Raymond Clark, president. Prayer meeting every Wednesday at § p. m. The Sewing Circle meets the first and third Thursday afternoons at 2:30. Mrs. Ella Leniza, president. The W. M. M. S. meets the sec- ond and fourth Thursday afternvuns at 2:30. Mrs. E. N. Ward, president. The Stewardess’ board meets the first and third Friday afternoon at 2:30. Mrs. Unity Hall, president. Teachers meet every Friday at 7:00 p. m. Class meeting every Friday at 3:00 p. m. A cordial welcome is extended to all who enter our doors. A. 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We know that you will be so well pleased that wh :n you want a bicycle will give us yourorder, We want you to send us a small triat order a! once, hence this remarkable noes ia ee -up-wheels, saddles, pedals, rs, 3 GOA STER-BRAKES, reign ip tbe croc be are sold by es at hall the ws prices ¢ iarged by dealers and repair men. ite for our | . by tat write ui a posal today, (DO NOT THINK OF BUYING a DO vor WAIT bicycle or a pair of tires from amyone until you know the new-und wonder al gélers we are making. Te only cogs a postal to learn everything. Write it NOW. ' x s6ang MEA) GYGLE COMPANY, Dept. “JL” GHIAG0, ILL. Sunday Service. 11:00 a. m.—Preaching. 12:30 m.—Sunday school. §:00 p. m.—Preaching. Mid-week Wednesday. 8:00 p. m.—Class and prayer meet- ing. First Monday 8:00 p. m—Official Board. C. W. HOLMES, Pastor. The Greeks of Manhattan. “One generally connects the idea of a Greek,” mused the melancholy man, “with Marathon sports, bare knees, robes, togas, large eyes, per- fect features, magnificent ruins, and crumbling marble pillars, but a New York Greek {s generally a man who keepr a candy store.” e Bullet-Proof Corsets. Corsets made of steel rings, weigh- ing eight pounds, and which are said to be bullet-proof, are being tested by the German army. They are the in- vention of a Munich engineer who re- fused an offer from Russia until his own country had a chance to try them. Babies and Safety Pins, The average house is run pretty well without a safety pin in {t until the first baby appears, and after that safety pins@re used for everything, even for the man’s clothes.—Atchison Globe. Navy Chaplains. A navy Ifeutenant; recently returned from the far east, said: “Maybe you did not know that neither Japan nor Italy had chaplains in She navy; and many British chaplains are naval in- structors.” | PAGE. 16. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. a ire fect es ONO Ry oe patos will be turned into health / THE COLORED AMERICAN Sunday was the day which some very important business for the Alli- ance was transacted. Nearly all pres- ent spoke for the good of the Alliance and questions of the lay were taken up and discussed. It was stated that the son of Mr. N. J. Walker, one of the pioneers of the Alliance would be invited to be present and address the body on his life’s work on the “Stage” if in the city. Then the following pro- gram was read: March 14—Vocal solo, Mrs. J. B. Moore; reading, Mr. Carsey Morris; vocal solo, Miss Ruth Hoffman; paper, “Literature of Our Race,” Mr. J. H. Childers of Topeka. Mr. Childers is considered as one cf the best informed men of the West as to negro literature. A treat is ex- pected. March 2i—‘‘Temperance Sun- day”—Vocal solo, Mrs, Henri Pinn; paper, Miss Gertie Nichols of Shorter; cornet solo, Mr. Clyde Andrews; pa- per, Mrs. Elmira Whizzar of Zion Bap- tist church; music; address, Attorney John Hipp; musical selection, Miss Bernice Sanders of Ward Chapel. March 28—Vocal solo, Mr. Harry Gil- more; address, “Essentials of Ameri- can Citizenship,” Hon. James “, Brinson, deputy attorney general; lit- erary selection, Miss Cora Karr; vocal solo, Willie Burns; literary selection, Cornelius Rice; piano solo, Miss Rhoda Anderson. LADIES, ATTENTION! H. B. Brown, who is the state or- ganizer of the United Brothers of Friendship and the Sisters of the Mys- terious Tens, is actively engaged in the formation of clubs to bet set up into Temples of the latter and wishes to get into communication with all women who desire the benefits of this society. He can be reached after 6 o'clock each evening by ’phone, Olive 2153. A joining fee for charter members will be charged. Ladies who are pre- pared to pay now at this time or who wish further information about the order should do so at once for this grand offer closes March 15. Remem- ber the protection comes not only from the local lodge, but from the grand lodge as well. THE SICK MADE WELL WITH MAGNET:C HEALING. Kind Friends:— A Magnetic Healer has arrived in the city, and invites the sick and af- flicted to make no delay in calling to see him. Precious Life and Health can be eee by this that would be Hope- less Under the Old Methods. The Nature of The Disease makes no Difference. It is no longer necessary to suffer the pangs of pain and disease, or die prematurely. The time is now at hand when it is as easy to get well as it is to get sick. Those who are suffering with Stomach Troubles, bad cases of Rheu- matism, or any other Lingering Dis- ease, tako one treatment of Magnetic stealing from the Healer and you shall be convinced that your disease nd pains will be turned into health and joy. All this is simply the operation of natural law, and it is not half as won- derful as the fact that you can send your voice along a little wire for thou- sands of miles, yet no one doubts the telephone, or is astonished at what it accomplishes. Is it strange, then, that &@ new discovery should be made in the line of physical science as an- plied to the healing art. PROF. H. G. H. BUTLER, 1123 Welton Street. Phone Mala 8782. NOTICE. Mrs. R. Simpson of 1050 Legan evenue, is agent for the Eureka comb, which can be had for $1.50. You do not have to go East to learn hairdressing in all its branches. En- qiire terms of the Moler System of Colleges, 1229 17th street, Denver, Colo. After spending three and a half months with Daniels & Fisher, Miss Eva Carter has opened a dressmaking shop at home, 2111 Arapahoe street, ‘phone Main 8625. LADIES’ TAILORING. Fashionable dressmaking, designing. Mrs. I. M. McGuire, 2516 Curtis st, WHEN YOU @O TO LEABVILLE You can get first-class roems witb Mrs. 8. J. Motley at 206 West Sixth. greet. First-class table board alse. Write er eall. 10-98 FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 2055 California street. Phone Olive 1689. A gentleman and wife can get a neatly furnished room at 2449 Welton street. Mrs. John Nelson. _ FOR RENT—Two nicely furnished rooms at 2027 Stout street. FOR RENT—7-room modern house 4c 1128 Cherokee, for $25.00 per month. Apply at 420 Tabor Opera House block. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 2215 Arapahoe street. FOR RENT—Newly-furnished rooms at 2938 Welton street, upstairs. New house, thoroughly modern. FOR RENT—Unfurnished rooms in modern house, half block from car line. Call phone Gallup 876. 4524 Vrain street. FOR RENT—First class rooms with all conveniences and comfort at 2438 Emerson st. Mrs. I C. McKenzie. FOR RENT—One room at 1050 Lo gan avenue. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house. 2421 Ogden street, FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 2424 Glenarm Place. A 11-room house full of up-to-date frniture in first class condition, mod- ern in every way, for sale cheap. Ad- dress Lawyer George G. Ross, 207 Kittredge. THE COLORED AMERICAN LOAN & REALTY CO. 913 TWENTY-FIRST ST. Want your Property For Sale and For Fe, Rent. Also your Fire Insurance and Aa SD Short Loan Business. Shall we have it? 73 PHONE MAIN 5554. ane We have a Notary Public for the ack- nA " nowlodgment of yonr Legal Instruments ee Meet A. A. WALLER, Secretary and Manager _ THE A. 4. LAWHORN CO. Undertakers and Funeral Directors Up-to-Date Undertaking and Shipping eee Phone Main 6128 DENvE? . @OLORADO FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms in a modern house at 1235 Welton street. FOR. RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house. 2851 Welton street. Furnace heat, no children. For Rent—Neatly furnished rooms «t 2214 Arapahoe street. Phone Main 8003. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms for ladies at 2215 Humboldt street. Mrs. Whizard. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms, one front and one back, at 2248 Law- rence street. Mrs. C. D. Hagood. FOR RENT—Furnished or unfur- nished rooms at 2421 Welton street. FOR RENT — Nicely furnished roorooms for rent in a strictly modern house, 2255 Arapahoe street. Mrs. R. M. Blakey, FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house at 629 22nd _ street. Phone Main 6861. FOR RENT—A 3-room house, par- tially furnished, at 4920 Raleigh street. $7.50 per month. Attorney George G. Ross. FOR RENT--Furnished room at 2431 Arapahoe street. Mrs. A. J. Taylor. FOR RENT—Several nicely fur- nished rooms in modern house in walking distaace. Mrs, Howard, 2301 Lawrence atreet. FOR RENT—Front room and side bed room at 1735 Logan avenue, Mrs. Hattie Johnson. FOR RENT—Room in modern house, with use of kitchen, 2449 Glen- arm Place. FOR SALE or exchange—For Den- ver property, the Perkins home, 418 East Cucharras. Lee Lawyer Ross, 207 Kittredge. <EEnnLEEInEenEiieEsEedmesaeeme FOR RENT—One furnished room for gentleman at 1218 E. 20th avenue. M. Turner. ROOMS TO RENT--To gentlemen, at 2319 Champa street. Mrs. BE. A. Roseoe. Everything modern and rates reasonable. Phone Main 8034. FOR RENT—Furnished room, extra nice, to lady or quiet gentleman. No other roomers. 1946 Pennsylvania st. Mrs. Reese. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms at 2121 Arapahoe street. Phone Olive 1755. Mrs. L. P. Holmes. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in moder’ house. Bath and gas. Mrs. H. W. Wade, 222; Lincoln avenue. FOR RENT—Furnished rooms in modern house. 3437 Gilpin street. Gentlemen preferred. Reasonable rates. : FOR RENT—One large front room and rear room in modern house, 2344 Tremont Place. Phone Olive 1414. FOR RENT—Oné nice front room, will rent cheap to right party. 1630 Pennsylvania. FOR RENT—Two large front rooms, elegantly furnished in modern house. Phone purple 1796. Mrsfi Callie How- ard, 2418 Champa street. SPECrAL ACCOMMODATIONS in rooms, gentlemen preferred. Rates reasonable. Phone Purple 33. 2810 Arapahoe street. Mrs. R. Lindsay. BEE HIVE ROOMING HOUSE At 1929-1931 Lawrence street, with 18 neatly furnished rooms. Kitchen special for roomers who want to cook. Bath prepared at any time. Call and see the proprietor, Mrs, Anna Bobo. Phone Main 2869. Transient rooms for BE SURE TO ROOM with Mra. 8. J. Bunker when you go to Manitou, Colo. Modern house, very convenient. eS Se a ee a PAGE &. ORIGINS OF NAMES INTERESTING TO TRACE PA TRONYMICS TO SOURCE. Many Derived from Trades or Occu pations—Towns and Sections of Countries Have Been Respon- sible for Some Others. There was appropriateness in the Lincoln celebration in Lincoln, Eng: land; for undoubtedly “Father Abra ham” was derived from some long: forgotten man who left that city bear ing some such name as George or Wat o” Lincoln. London, York, Boston and Berlin 01 Berliner appear as family names~ in the same way. Redfield and Oldfield are farm patronymics once used as the hames of Scottish farms are now for their proprietors. Titles of nobility similarly come from a county like Cumberland, a battle like Magdala or a town like Ragusa. Occupation names like Smith (spelled in more than forty ways). Webster and Fletcher are the most common; they include some arts not now practiced, as Lorimer, Balestier, Archer, Others in this class had once a humbler sound, as Howard (hog- ward) and Gilpatrick (Padruig’s ser- vant). And many are derived from trade names in other languages than English. Gen. Baden Powell explained in a Latin verse after Mafeking that his name meant Ap-Joel; so Pughe is Ap- Hugh. Family names made by an added “s” are often Welsh. The Welsh names Hughes (or Huws), Wil- liams, Johns and Edwards mean Hughson, Williamson, Johnson arid Edwardson, the English termination being “son,” the German “sohn” and the Norse “sen.” Emigration has supplied many names. Hollander, Fleming, French and Frank speak of national origin, though the last may mean simply a freeman. Other names of characterl- zation are Shakespeare, Breakspear, Armstrong, Crook, Leonard (lion heart) and some few names of color, as Black, when applied to a man of dark complexion, like Roderigh Dhu or “Black Jack” Logan; but most of the early Greens, Whites and Browns must have been so named for varying reasons. Names of animals were too obvious to be ommitted: Bernard, Fox, Palfrey Elephant is turned into a proper name in Italy; why not in England? Coon is hardly ever if ever an animal name; it may be cut down from Colquhoon or some other longer spelling as d’Uber- ville in Hardy’s “Tess” was changed into “Darbyfield.” Along our north- ern border French Canadian names are spelled by sound, with queer re- sults, like “Lavake” for l’'Eyeque and “Fobare” for Faubert. Napoleon guessed tnat his name Buonaparte came from the Greek Kalomeros, with the same meaning of “good part.” The Fishes, Birds, Becks, Brooks and Hollys show how names were early given by observation. Traced to their source, indeed, few names have a less prosaic or fanciful origin than the Indian Thunder-Cloud or Young-Man-with-a-Wart. Horse Had Earned His Ease, Old Putnam, the 18-year-old pet horse of battery C, Fifth United States artillery, died at Fort William McKin- ley, near Manila, December 12. Old Putnam. who had heen enjoying well- THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORAD EE eee earned ea¥e on the retired nist, afer i " ae his useful iife, first went to the Philip- pine islands in 1898 with the Astor battery. He was later assigned to ¢ PHONE 1461 Capt. Reilly’s battery F, Fifth field] 9 artillery, with that battery in China. |] © When the allied armies arrived at | 6 WALTE Peking, Putnam and another horse by S —_—_—_—_———— the name of Corregidor were pulling . the first of the American light field | @ Groceries, Vegetables, guns. Just as they had started up a| @ hill to gain one of the positions over- OUR SPECIALTIES F looking the city, Corregidor’s traces | Q ——————____ broke, and a moment later, after that | @ VEGETABLES horse had been cut away from the} 6 A Fresh line of Vegetables re gun, Putnam, straining every muscle, . ceived daily: Radishes, Potatoes, Let started up the hill, arriving there in tuce, Onions, Cabbage, Turnips time for the American gun to open the Spinach, Tomatoes etc. first fire in the storming of Peking. - Also Canned Goods The Opera in History. In one sense the opera is one of the oldesi forms of entertainment, for its origin is to be found in the old Greek drama. In its modern sense, however, it dates from the year 1600, when Peri produced the first true Italian opera to grace the festivities of the marriage of Henry IV. of France and Maria de Medici. The work attracted great at- tention, and many Italian nobles fig- ured in the cast. In France the opera was the outcome of the ballet and in England of the masque. Purcell is en- titled to the honor of producing the first real English opera, although one of Ben Jonson's masques was set to music as early as 1617. Two of a Kind A distinguished specialist in Wash- ington was cailed upon a week or two ago by an eminent government of ficial, for treatment for a nervous ail- ment. “The first thing you must do,” said the physician, after an examination. “Is to give up both smoking ind drink- ing.” Whereupon the eminent official be- came real peevish. “Look here, doc- tor,” he burst out, “now you're talk- ing just like my wife!”—L'ppincott’s, His Worst Battles. “General, in your military career, which did you find the most trying one of your engagements?” “The one I made to get married."— Baltimore American. Lucky Shot for the Hare. While shooting at Wool, Dorset, a farmer fired at a hare and missed It. The hare made for a hedge and got caught in a wire. The farmer fired again and the shots cut the wire. The hare thus freed got away, to the cha- grin of the sportsman.—London Eve- ning Standard. Kisses and Matrimony. The firs’ stage of matrimony is when a woman kisses her husband to find out if he has been drinking. In the second stage if she does any kiss- ing it is preliminary to asking him for money.—New York Telegram. Telling the Truth. “Sometimes,” said Uncle Eben, “you feels it yoh duty to tell a friend de truth. But de chances are you'll be so disagreeable ‘bout it dat he'll git mad an’ lose all de benefit.”—Wash- ington Star. The Explanation. The woman who complained that her husband kept her awake all night neglected to state that she was insanely jealous and that the poor man had a habit of talking in his sleep. ‘ 5 is PHONE 1461 2300-2306 Larimer st. WALTER EAST s Groceries, Vegetables, Fruits, Meats, Delicatessen OUR SPECIALTIES FOR THE COMING WEEK VEGETABLES | MEATS A Fresh line of Vegetable: | Inthis Department there is .10 . ceived daily: Radishes, Potatoes, Let- | lacking? Beef, Mutton and Pee RS @tuce, Onions, Cabbage, Turnips, | our Roasts and Steaks 5 Spinach, Tomatoes etc. | Alee Canned Meats 4 Al | PES a eae OT ae. © aA OCR BR SAI BOONE ue | ROVISIONS é ® FRUITS | ee can get Flour, cates x peel handle nothing but the best mee a eal Moe oie oe lees + APP , Oranges, Lemons, Bananas, for the Li ; weeded 5 Alse Canned Geode Alee Bakery Geods DELICATESSEN ®) In this Department everything is complete, up-to-date and fresh ®) Chitterlings, Chine Bones, Snoots, Pig Feet, Ears, Tails, Hocks. Every- thing about a hog but the «queal. WALTER EAST Phone,1461 2300-6 Larimer St. SHOLOLO-K “T give and bequeath my real estate for the use of my husband during his life, and at his death, I direct that it be divided share and share alike be- tween my children and any children that my husband may have with an- other wife after I am dead.” This un- usual generosity of a wife toward the children of her probable successor in the affections of her husband {s an ex- tract from the will of Mrs. Dorothy Creveling, late of Scott township, Pennsylvania. Mrs. Creveling died in 1877, leaving a fine farm and other valuable real estate. Her husband, Benson Creveling, and three children survived her. Later he married an- other and five children were born. Re- cently all of the eight children joined in a petition to the court for permis sion to sell the real estate at private sale and divide the proceeds Where Famibies Are Large. Although the population of France is declining, there are parts where large families are not the exception, but the rule. The little village of Ver: rieres, near Pontalier on the Swiss frontier, where Gen. Bourbaki met with disaster In 1871, is a case in point. It is a picturesque spot. Fan ilies of ten or a dozen are common Last week M. Simon, a farmer, cele brated his golden wedding in the pres ence of 42 children and grandchildren, Mme, L. Botte, a farmer's wife, has had 26 children. M. Crelier, the re ceiver of taxes, is the happy father of 25 children, M. Hamard, a farmer, Js father to 20, and M. Longthamps’ wife has borne him 19.—London Globe A Penurious Crowd. “This new collection. box,” argued the inventor, “has some unique ad- vantages. When you drop in a quarter or more it doesn't make a sound; drop in a dime and it tinkles a bell; a nickel blows a whistle and a penny fires a shot. And when you don't drop in anything the box takes your ple- ture.” “No, thanks,” said the pastor wearily; “I already have pictures of my entire congregation.”—Detrvit News-Tribune, Watchman Properly Incensed. When the bell rang in book and lad- der No, 22 at Ninety-eighth street and Amsterdam avenue, New York, early the other morning, the man on the desk yelled, “Hurry up, boys; it's the big hotel just around on Broadway, 1 think!” The firemen hustled into place, and the big triple team/of blacks dashed to the scene of the blaze. It was dark and the flames were visible a block off. Driver Veith lashed the horses, and they were on the spot in a jiffy. “Gee!” howled Fireman Muir, “it’s only the watchman’s shanty; bat I'll bet he’s asleep.” Sure enough, the fat old man who is looking nights to see that the water pipes, each of which weighs half a ton, are not stolen, was dragged out In the open air. “T'll have the jaw on you,” he cried, “wakin’ me up. I'm the watchman ob the job.” - Rip’s Little Joke, Rip Van Winkle awoke and found himself surrounded by a crowd of re porters, “Did you really sleep 20 years in these mountains?” queried the men of the press. “Sure thing!" yawned Rip as he lit his pipe. Well, how on earth did. you keep warm during the bitter winters. There are no steam radiators up here?” Rip laughed. “Ah, no, my friends,” he chuckled, “but there are plenty of mountain ranges.” And picking up his stick the old man started out to hunt up a vaudeville manager, No Longer a Friend. “Who is that scrawny woman over there?” “That is my wife.” “Oh; I beg your pardon, old fellow. T didn't dream—” “Don't distress yourself. She's suing me for divorce now.’—Birmingham Age-Herald. Rooms—31-2 Good Block. Office Phone Main 5505. Hours: 9 to 11 a. m., 1 to 4 p. m. 7 to 8 p. m. DR. P. E. SPRATLIN ```markdown ``` Residence, 2230 Clarkson Street. Telephone York 123. Office hours: 8 a. m. to 6 p. m. and by appointment. Phone Main 7416. Dr. T. Ernest McClain DENTAL SURGEON, Plate, Crown and Bridge Work a Specialty 2743 Welton St. DENVER, COLO. OFFICE HOURS: 9 to 11 am. m. 3 to 5 p. m. 7 to 8 p. m. Sundays by appointment. DR. W. A. JONES 911 TWENTY-FIRST STREET. Office Phone Main 5554. Kes. 2205 Marion St. Phone York 4370. Dr. Westbrook. Dr. Harper. 8 to 12 m. to 5 p. m. 1 to 5 p. m. 7 to 8 p. m. Dr. Harper. 8 to 12 m. 1 to 5 p. m. to 5 p. m. 1 to 5 p. 7 to 8 p. m. All Other Hours and Sunday by Appointment. 'Phone Main 1144. DR. WESTBROOK 11. Residence 1505 East 16th Avenue Phone York 4014 Physician an. Surgeon DR. HARPER 215-017 Twenty-First Street Phone Main 8625 After hours 3230 DR. JUSTINA L. FORD OFFICE HOURS: 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to 4 p. m., . to 8 p. OFFICE AND RESIDENCE. 2111 Araphoe Street, Denver. JOS. H. STUART LAWYER PRACTICES IN ALL COURTS. Office 329 Kittredge Bldg. Cor. 16th and Glenarm. Residence 2562 Lincoln avenue. Examining abstracts of title, and drawing up legal documents given careful attention. --- GEORGE G. ROSS ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR-AT- Abstracts of title, wills, deeds and all legal matters pertaining to real and personal property carefully looked after. Room 207 Kittredge Building. Residence, 2344 Tremont Place. After 6:00 Phone Olive 1414. Orange Punch. This can be made from equal portions of orange and lemon juice with sugar, chopped ice, soda water and fruit. To Take Out Machine Grease. Cold water, a little ammonia and soap will take out machine grease. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. Old customs die very hard in China, and in several parts of the Celestial empire it is still considered a high act of virtue for a woman to publicly commit suicide after the death of her husband. According to the law, the proceeding is actually legal in some provinces, and such is the state of public opinion that in districts where it is officially prohibited the authorities rarely interfere.—The Wide World Magazine. Tolstoy's Plea for Justice. Justice demands that you should take from people no more than you give them. But there is a way of weighing your work and the work of others of which you avail yourself; besides, you may at any time be incapacitated for work, and you will have to make use of the work of other people. Therefore try to give more than you take so as not to be unjust. —Tolstoy. Moslem Superstition. After the Moslem has prayed he takes out his comb and proceeds to solemnly dress his beard. In other times every hair that fell out was broken in two and buried, that having been a form of covenant with some angel or other who was supposed to be diligently watching the process. Logical. Lottie, aged six, was playing with her dolls. She was heard to remark: "Now, Rosamond, you put on your things and go down to the grocery and get some groceries for me, and then if you want to, you can stop at the courthouse and get courted awhile."—Delineator. Devotion to Duty Lost Bride. After being married at Odessa on a recent Sunday, the bride was coming out of church on the arm of her husband, a policeman, when he suddenly left her in order to chase a cyclist who had no number on his machine. His wife is now petitioning for a divorce. Unloveliness of Mind No woman or man can go through life scoffing at the feelings and wishes of others, holding themselves apart from companionship of their nearest and best and then expect to have love and devotion handed back to them. Frances Berkeley Cunningham. Prize Ring Weights. In prize fighting, bantamweight is 115 pounds ringside; featherweight; 122 ringside; lightweight, 133 ringside; welterweight, 142 ringside; middleweight, 154 ringside; light heavyweight, 165 ringside; heavyweight, all over 165. Wealth Not Always to Be Envied. Better the poorest drudge in the city whose heart bubbles over with affection for his family, than the rich man whose heart is capped with gold and all its fountains of life pent up and refused free course.—Exchange. Disease Without a Cure. "Beware of getting that disease known as swellheadism," said a veteran politician to a vain young member of the county committee the other night. "That's a disease which no medicine can cure." HELP US BE PROMPT Many changes are occurring in requiring new arrangement of our ma- reach you on Saturday, notify us at o be corrected by notification. No paper ing the subscriber. L. L. McM ....Prescription FINE LINE OF TOILET ART Fresh, pure drugs, courteous treat freshest and purest drugs in our pre — PRESCRIPTION is as complete as any in the city — PRESCRIPTION Goods delivered free. Phone Main GIVE ME A are occurring in the districts of the engagement of our mailing galleys. If you day, notify us at once. Do not delzy. notification. No paper should be as late as L. McMAHAN prescription Pharm OF TOILET ARTI-CLES, PERFUME drugs, courteous treatment. Remember most drugs in our prescriptions. In fact — PRESCRIPTION DEPARTMENT as any in the city. Prices right. — PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY. free. Phone Main 4956. Cor. 19th and GIVE ME A CALL. Many changes are occurring in the districts of the Denver postoffice, requiring new arrangement of our mailing galleys. If your paper does not reach you on Saturday, notify us at once. Do not delzy. The fault can only be corrected by notification. No paper should be as late as Monday in reaching the subscriber. FINE LINE OF TOILET ARTI-CLES, PERFUMES, CIGARS, ETC. Fresh, pure drugs, courteous treatment. Remember we always use the freshest and purest drugs in our prescriptions. In fact our Goods delivered free. Phone Main 4956. Cor. 19th and Arapahoe Sts. GIVE ME A CALL. L. L. McMAHAN FIRSTCLASS MEAL GO TO MAY HONOR RESTAURANT FOR A FIRSTCLASS MAY ...YIP REST 1841 Arapahoe Street Short Orders, Chillin All Ameri Phone N Private Rooms for Ladies THE OLD Thomas Billiard and Orders, Chilli, Chop Suey, N All American Dishes Phone Main 6835 oms for Ladies Open Day THE OLD RELIABLE mas Cling illiard and Pool Parlo e St. Phon Short Orders, Chilli, Chop Suey, Noodles All American Dishes Phone Main 6835 Thomas Clingman Billiard and Pool Parlors Birds in Winter. Though birds have a much higher temperature than man's—man's is 98, while theirs is 107—they suffer cruelly from the winter cold. In a mutton country it is not uncommon to find sheep with dead birds fastened on their backs. The little, cold creatures snuggle in the sheep's wool to get warm, their feet become entangled in the fleece, and they starve to death. Rosie Hid Charms. Too. Rosie and I thel, though only five and seven, were bitter enemies and quarreled continually. One day I overheard a conversation between them. "I've got dimples," said Rosie, "you haven't any dimples?" "No," answered Ethel, regretfully. Then she brightened as she looked at her enemy. "No—but I've got noles."—B. linea. or. --- 1129 19th St. 1855 Araps hoe St. MEAL GO TO THE HONG AURANT... Chop Suey, Noodles an Dishes in 6835 Open Day and Night RELIABLE Clingman Pool Parlors KEEPING BOYS ON THE FARM. One Man's Method of Making Life Attractive to Sons. "A farmer whose son is also a farmer" is writing his autobiography for the World's Work. The editor has asked him to tell particularly how his son came to enjoy farm life and not hanker after the allurements of the city. "From the very first," says this rural philosopher, "my partner and I set out to make life enjoyable for our children," his "partner" being his wife. There follow tales of porterhouse steaks which "would have appetized the jaded palate of a dyspeptic president," and of huge bowls of strawberries and cream "which Queen Victoria might have envied." For playfellows the fortunate young folks of --- PAGE. 3 Denver, Colo Phone Main 5154 PAGE. 4. FOR RENT IN CHEYENNE. One nice room for quiet man and wife or for two nice men at Mrs. Pierson's, 622 W. 20th street. Keep the date of March 22nd open, as the Y. M. C. B. Glee club has its first recital. Remember that the Sunday dinner at the Gem Cafe last all day. SHIRT WAISTS and PLAIN SEWING by Miss L. E. Williams, 314 14th st., rear. Phone Main 3192. That "VERSATILE BABY" with the Y. M. C. B. Glee Club boys is getting to be the talk of the town. If things continue to center around "IT," the walls of Zion Baptist church will have to be bound with iron to hold the crowd that will be at the Glee Club concert Monday, March 22nd. Next week there will appear at the Majestic theater a vaudeville team of "Indian Singing Cartoonists," of whom one is Mrs. Lulu Hodges Brown. The team is known as Brown and Hodges. FOR SALE—Twenty rooms for sale. Enquire of owner at 2126 Arapahoe street. Rev. Harding of Walsenburg was among the visitors to the city this week. W. R. Herndon has finished his substitute work as clerk in the postoffice and been appointed regular. Zion Baptist church on last Friday evening extended a call to Rev. Over of Pueblo to become its pastor. Rev. Over, it is understood, has a prior call to a California church and what the outcome will be cannot be stated at this time. Bondurant will please you in good clothing. Prices right. FOR RENT—Six-room modern, brick house at 1760 Clarkson, for $25. Inquire at 1948 Pearl street. E. Yarnell and wife are in the city after an absence of some time, coming from a stay in Missouri and Kansas. Mrs. J. C. Gentry and Mrs. I. H. Hickman returned last Friday from Perry, Oklahoma, where they went to bury their mother. THE S.ATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO City News 85 EXPERIENCE MEETING Since the recent revivals in our city have been so very effective and instrumental in bringing many souls to Christ, the Y. M. C. B. is going to conduct a Praise and Experience Meeting Sunday, March 14, at Shorter Chapel. The president, Pearl J. Porter, will conduct the services. All now enjoying and desiring to enjoy the blessings of the Holy Spirit are requested to spend the hour from four to five with the Y. M. C. B. Chas. Cox and family desire to thank the friends who assisted them in the death of their darling baby, and for the beautiful floral offerings. Club No. 8 of Bethlehem Baptist church rendered the program very successfully with the following performers: Miss Beatrice Thrashlay, Mrs. A. J. Elliott, Vernon Reynolds, Lawrence Jenkins. The Little Gem cafe at Five Points is making its way with persons desiring good service. It is just enough off the run of the herd to give the proper opportunity for strictly high-grade service. Mesdames Gatewood and Drum of Eastonville were here the first of the week making arrangements to move to the city, where Mr. Gatewood will engage in some business venture. They report poor prospects for crops in their section. Florence, Colo., is one of the new fields of Christian labor. Rev. Brown of Louisiana entered upon the work there recently and organized a Baptist church last Sunday night. It is the only church in that city. The population is not large, being made up mostly from surrounding camps. However the start is auspicious. A. J. Yarber of Florence is in the city the guest of his nephew, Lindsey Beatty, of Race street. Madam Alice Dorsey, formerly of Kansas City, Mo., is now in our city and is giving scalp treatment, and is also growing hair. Give her a trial. All work guaranteed. Phone Main 6239. 2510 Lawrence street. Mrs. Nettie M. Kelly was called to Hannibal, Mo., Feb. 28th by the serious illness of her father, R. Taylor. --- SPRING OPENING OF MILLINERY. Your presence is requested Thursday and Friday, March 18th and 19th, at 2953 Stout street, on the occasion of the spring millinery opening. A beautiful hat will be given away. Mrs. Esther Morris. FOR RENT—Three furnished rooms at 2233 Court Place. Gents preferred. With or without board. Mrs. G. Berry. Meredith Lee is down with pneumonia. O. Dishman has returned from a business trip to Missouri. Mr. Williams and family of Crawford, Neb., have moved to the city. Mrs. Eva Minor is back from Colorado Springs, where she went in attendance upon her sick mother. Mrs. J. S. Mason is recovering from her recent illness. James Mosby passed away last week. Merrit Duncan, one of the oldest citizens of Denver passed away last Sunday at his home, 24 Walnut street, of pneumonia. He leaves four children, G. O. Duncan, B. E. Duncan, Mrs. Mamie Hawkins and M. E. Duncan, Jr. The funeral services will be held tomorrow from Campbell church at 2 p. m. Mr. Duncan came over the plains in an ox team. He was a charter member of the hod carriers' union of this city. G. E. Payne, cousin of Mrs. G. O. Duncan came to the city Sunday from Newton, Kans. He is a witness in a suit to which the Santa Fe road is one party. J. R. Peters goes to Cheyenne shortly on a week's visit. FOR RENT—One front room to gentleman. Near car line. Mrs. W. W. Bragg, 1837 Ogden street. The last and best chitterling and chile supper will be given Wednesday evening, March 17th, at the home of Miss Mollie Moore, 2036 Arapahoe street, by the Pond Lily Art Club for the purpose of papering the chapel of the Old Folks' and Orphans' Home. Mrs. Handling, mother of Mrs. John Leavell, is ill with la gripe. SHORTER NOTES. Now that the glorious two weeks' revival has closed with many additions at Shorter, the pastor and members have turned their attention toward that $1,200 rally to be pulled off on Easter. The church is being thoroughly aroused and expects to make this rally eclipse any ever held in Denver. Hurry to get the list of captains and see where your place is and begin the work. The pastor will preach a special sermon Sunday morning upon "The Duty of the Member Toward the Church." At 7:30 p. m. Rev. Harding of Tennessee will occupy the pulpit. All are welcome to every service. No girls will be admitted to Zion church March 22nd who come with the intention of attempting to kidnap that Versatile Baby. The Missionary Society of Shorter is planning a magnificent production of the Japanese Wedding. Thursday, March 25th, is the date set for it. Don't fail to see those beautiful girls in those beautiful costumes. The Mite Missionary Society of Ward's Chapel entertained the Mite Missionary Society of Shorter's A. M. E. church last Friday afternoon at the residence of Mrs. A. C. Murphy, the president of Ward's. A very interesting program was rendered, after which a sumptuous repast was served to more than 30 people. The Capitolia Temple, S. M. T., No. 133, will give a grand entertainment at Dania hall on Thursday evening, March 18th. Two prizes will be given to best waltzers. Keep note of the date. Miss Gertrude Nichols is indisposed. Juniors' Reforming Club met at the residence of Mr. Bert White, 2343 Lawrence street, Friday. The following officers were elected: Mr. Bert White, president; Mr. Arthur Johnson, treasurer; Mr. Lewis Davis, secretary; Mr. Wilson Peterson, vice-president; Mr. Roy Wilson, vice-secretary. The funeral of Mrs. Cyrene Martia, who died Wednesday night, March 10, 1909, at 8 p. m., will be held from Shorter's A. M. E. church Sunday afternoon at 2 o'clock. Rev. Ward will officiate. Interment will be at Fairmont cemetery. The deceased leaves a husband, Mr. Wm. Martin, a young daughter, 11 years of age, and two sisters, one in Carthage, Mo., and the other in Galena, Kans., to mourn her loss. The remains can be reviewed at the undertaking parlors of Undertaker Q. J. Gilmore. St. Benedict's colored Roman Catholic Mission Society would be pleased to meet all colored Catholic strangers to the city and also all colored Catholics in the city not connected with the society. For information address R. W. Washington, 261 Detroit street, phone White 3272. ALBUQUERQUE, N. M.. NEWS. Mrs. Mable Faucett is on the sick list. Mrs. James Coleman of Santa Fe came down last week and took her aged mother, Mrs. M. Taylor, home with her. Mrs. Taylor has been in poor health for some time. Mr. Geo. Cochran entertained at a fine dinner in honor of her birthday las Thursday. Her invited guests were: Rev. James Washington, Mrs. Geo. Huchison, Mrs. A. Durham and ye correspondent. The occasion was an enjoyable event. Mr. A. Latif left last Tuesday in company with his very sick cousin, Mr. Moosa, for their home in St. Louis, Mo. Mr. Moosa has been here for several months for his health, but came too late to receive the benefits of our glorious climate. Black Pattie, the greatest singer that ever lived, played to a crowded house at the Elks' opera house last Thursday evening. Mr. Geo. Stoker, an aged pioneer an miner, lies seriously ill at the Faucett rooming house. The partnership firm of A. P. Henderson and Geo. Harrison have sold their pool room to R. L. Burton, recently from Roswell, N. M. Wm. Pettus of this city won the decision over Harry Wallace of Kansas City in a 15-round sparring bout at Cimarron, N. M., Saturday evening. Wallace was all but out at the end of the 15th round. Pettus is the champion heavyweight of New Mexico. C. N. Bryant, the restaurant keeper, has suspended business for a while. We hope to see him again resume his business with an increased activity. The Associated Press has it that the negro citizens of Washington, D. C., under the auspices of the Metropolitan A. M. E. church, have presented to J. B. Foraker a costly silver loving cup for services rendered to the Brownsville soldiers. Rev. James Washington, pastor of A. M. E. church of this city, was invited to assist in this important affair. The reverend is receiving many congratulations upon his popularity. Statehood for New Mexico seems to have fallen by the way side for the present, so far as the present Congress is concerned, pending an investigation of charges of corruption of politics within the territory. It is best for the negroes of Bernalillo county that it was shelved and will continue so as long as such men as W. H. Gillenwatter is the chairman of the County Republican Central committee. Prior to the convening of the present Legislature a prominent colored Republican asked Mr. Gillenwatter for his support for a menial job as a recognition of the negroes' services in the last campaign. This Southern Republican's answer was: "No, it would embarrass the party to ask for a job for a negro at our Legislature." The result was no negroes received a job, yet the records show that from time to time negroes have been given employment by our Legislature, but with the rise of such men as Gillenwatter to power what will be our future when we are to draft a statehood constitution? It is our duty to drive such men out of power, as they are our enemies, and don't let the gift of a few paltry dollars just on election day swerve us from our duty. Read The Statesman if you want the news. THE STATESMAN, DENVER, COLORADO. Henry Sills, after many months of suffering with the white plague, died at the hospital last Saturday. Funeral services were held at Boarder's undertaking parlors Monday afternoon in the presence of a large and sympathetic audience. Rev. Washington officiated. Interment at Fairview cemetery. Mr. Sills has been in our city for several weeks and was a cousin of our esteemed citizen, A. B. Montgomery. MAGIC SHAMPOO DRIER. Ladies! You need no longer dread washing the hair. For the use of the magic shampoo drier makes the task a pleasure. Every particular woman should add one to her toilet table. A trial will convince you. For full particulars call Mrs. M. B. Lee, 3333 Williams St., 'phone Olive 1188. Kindly stay away from the date Easter Monday night. Denver Locals Captolia Temple of the Sisters of the Mysterious Tens will give an entertainment at Danial hall, March 18th, next Thursday evening, at which the Harris Orchestra will render the music. Two prizes will be given the best waltzers. Bert Clark, one of the promising young men of the West, who was employed as railway mail clerk between Durango and Silverton, died Saturday. The remains were taken to Chicago for burial, where they will be laid to rest. He leaves parents, two sisters and one brother, the latter living her. Keep off the date of April 15th, the Taka's night out. The Taka Art Club will meet next Wednesday with Mrs. Crosswhite of 2538 Lafayette street. The sick list has swelled to include the following: Stephen Koontz, Mrs. Cole of Glenarm Place, Mrs. and Clara McLemore of three weeks' sickness and Mrs. Peterson of Glenarm Place are reported a little better this week. There will be a marriage this month of a young Denver man to Miss Charlotte Dougan of Texas. Mrs. Buford's granddaughter died this week at 617 Delaware street. The Lawhorn Undertaking company is in charge of the interment. Mr. C. H. Douglass, who has been so ill at 1336 Corona, has been removed to the County hospital, where closer attention can be given him. IDAHO SPRINGS, COLO., NEWS. Mr. Robert Bradley of Kansas is visiting his brother, K. D. Bradley. R. Golbreath is down from Lamartine mines. The little child of Mr. Barbee has recovered from a case of diphtheria. Messrs. Britton and Golbreath have THE NEXT BIG EVENT AT THE Olympic Skating Rink Will be a Big Contest Between the following: Joe Williams, Chicago Chas. Berry, Denver Fred Clark, Denver Earl Jones, Cripple Creek George Boms, Los Angeles Howard McGintes, New Jesse Stone, St. Louis James Mason, Mexico Samuel Ketchel, Kans. City Samuel Lyons, COLUMBUS James Banion, Cincinnatti Robt. Lacey, New York Lloyd Cunningham, Denver PROGRAMME worth your while. We men can really do, in at least 50 cents, come one, come all Refresh Daily from 10.30 A Come and have a MARCH astime & RICHARD P QUIPPED T IN THE 1 Preliminary Race 8 Laps 2 Relay Race 24 Laps 3 Hurdle Race 4 Laps 4 Contest Race 8 Laps 5 Contest Race 8 Laps These Races will be worth your while. We are giving these to show what our young men can really do, in other cities these same races would cost you at least 50 cents, but we are giving them FREE of charge. Come one, come all and enjoy yourselves The Rink is Open Daily from 10.30 A.M. to 11.00 P.M. for Lessons and Practice. Come and have a good laugh. Wednesday MARCH 17,1909 Night, --- The Past SVL STEWART & RIC THE BEST EQUIP RESORT IN The Pastime Club SYL STEWART & RICHARD PORTER. Props. THE BEST EQUIPPED PLEASURE RESORT IN THE WEST returned from Denver after a short visit. The funeral of Mrs. Anna Thompson was held from the undertaking parlors last Thursday. The deceased leaves a mother besides other relatives. Mrs. Lela Watkins left Tuesday for Steamboat Springs. Mrs. Williams purchased her household goods. Nelson McSpratton, who has been visiting; his aunt, Mrs. W. M. McSpratton, has returned to Denver. Alex Johnson and Robt. Perdish are in disposed this week. --- PHONE MAIN 3044 182 Arapahoe Street ime Club HARD PORTER, Props. PPED PLEASURE THE WEST Surgeon, Chiropodist, Scientific Body Massage MADAM WALKER Manicuring and Facial Massage Scalp Treatment. Hair Dressing and Bust Development. I will give Lessons at the above address in all branches of the work, including Special Swedish Movements. Salt Baths. IT'S SO DIFFERENT Denver, Colorado PAGE. 6. Philip V. of Spain was unable to grow a beard at all, and it is said that the gentlemen of the Spanish court shed tears as they sacrificed theirs in loyalty to the beardless monarch. Making the World Better Sweeter than the perfume of roses is the possession of a kind, charitable, unselfish nature; a ready disposition to do for others any good turn in one's power.—Pascal. Decelving Ourselves. That which is called "considering what is our duty" in a particular case is very often nothing but endeavoring to explain it away.—Bishop Butler. Has Biggest Crater Known. The volcano Aso-san, in southern Japan, has the biggest crater known. It is 14 miles across one way, and between 10 and 11 the other. Not Trying to Please. "The reason married life is some times trying," says Mr. Taukaway, "is that the parties to it aren't."—Kansas City Times. For Debating Societies If love is blind how does it happen that the girl in love can see lint on a man's coat so much quicker than she can see a grease spot after she has married him?—Atchison Globe. Make Right Use of To-Day. The only preparation for the morrow is the right use of to-day. The stone in the hands of the builder must be put in its place and fitted to receive another.—George Bowen. Opposed to the Beard. Some physicians say that the beard is a repository for harmful germs, which are kept alive by the warm breath being constantly breathed upon them. Corncobs a Basis for Cattle Food. Ordinary corncobs are worth 16 cents for 80 pounds in India. They are ground to a coarse meal, mixed with molasses and used as a food for cattle. Queen's Magnificent Robe. About once a year the queen of Slam wears a state robe which is regarded as the most magnificent in the world. Must Have Put Up a Stovepipe. We have noticed that all tasks are easy to those who have never attempted them.—Exchange. Advocate Use of Goat's Milk. Some authorities claim that a diet of goat's milk makes one immune from tuberculosis. Learn Through Mistakes. Carlyle: There is precious instruction to be got by finding we are wrong. Fish Rival of Silkworm. The prima nobills, a shellfish found in the Mediterranean, spins a fine silk. As Sunshine Follows Rain. Irish proverb: Sadness and gladness succeed each other. From Virgil. The boughs that bear most hang the lowest. THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. A young servant of Cremeaux, near St. Etienne, France, made a foolish bet that he would drink a glass of wine and then swallow the glass as well. He broke the glass into small pieces, and swallowed the greater part of the fragments. He is now lying in the hospital, and is not expected to recover. Most Northern Flour Mill. The mill occupying the most northern location in America is at Vermillion, 700 miles north of the United States boundary, and within 400 miles of the Arctic circle. Hudson Bay Company posts in Mackenzie and Peace river regions obtain their flour from this mill.—Fur News. A Woman's Revenge. A Connecticut woman, dying, left $40000 to her horses, dogs and cats, instead of to her husband. Well, if legacies were based strictly on moral equities, there'd be a lot more dogs with gold collars and a lot more men with celluloid ones. — Washington Times. Had Lived Life of Savage. At an inquest held recently at Reading, England, on the body of William Earl, a well-known local "character," it was stated that the deceased had not slept on a bed for 14 years, and that when he was laid on a bed in the hospital he cried like a child. All Ready. The Marine hotel at Worthing is certainly ready for the new development. It now adds on its notice board, after the usual announcements of stabling and motor garage: "Airships may be anchored here."—London Chronicle. Races That Are Beardless. The beard is found in greatest luxuariance among the Celtic and Slavic races. It is found scarcely at all among the North American Indians, and the few hairs which the Indian finds upon his face he carefully eradicates. Rome's Great Mistake. "When I read about the 'Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire,'" says the Philosopher of Folly, "I'm not surprised. Rome wouldn't have fallen if she hadn't declined. A good politician never declines anything." Improved a Little. Anyhow. A Chicago scientist declares that cooked germs are by no means dead. But if they are properly cooked and attractively served they should at least be more palatable, which is something gained. Opinion That Counts. Public opinion is a weak tyrant compared with our own private opinion. What a man thinks of himself, that it is which determines or rather indicates his fate.—Thoreau. Model Husbands. The more pride a man takes in his wife's good tools and the greater his unconsciousness of his own the better husband he makes.—Chicago Inter Ocean. Man with the Grouch. A bakers' paper states that the first pretzels were made in America in 1810. Some of them are still on the lunch counter.—Omaha Bee. MRS. A. M. POPE-TURNBO. MRS. L. L. ROBERTS. THE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL OF MARYLAND 4 years ago my hair was only a 4 years ago my hair just covered finger-length, and my temples my shoulders. were bald half way up my head. When we first began our wonderful work of growing all kinds, all qualities, all lengths, and all conditions of hair, even to the growing of hair on bald places of the head, many persons scorned the idea that such a thing was possible; but we have grown the hair for hundreds, rapidly achieving success. The proof of the value of our work is that we are being imitated and largely by persons whose own hair we have actually grown and the further fact that they have very frequently mentioned us when trying to sell their goods (saying that "theirs is the same" or "just as good") or referred to "PORO." We advise you to use only "PORO" Hair Grower, (the oldest and best of its kind). See that the name "PORO" is on every box, not genuine without it. Prepared only by MRS. A M. POPE. phone Olive 1984 THE NEEDMORE We Grew Our Hair Now Let Us Grow Yours with "PORO" TRADE MARK (Registered) tHE STATESMAN, DENVEF:, COLORADO. —eeeeoaoauaoaoeeeeq]q]QQQqQGQV7_0Q0qeeeeeeee ee _: CHILDREN OF JAPAN{| ——treproicc rly. Tea Made of White Hair. | go YOUNGSTERS HAVE HAPPY TIME IN THAT COUNTRY. Small Subjects of the Mikado Invarh ably Well Treated and Scientific ally Brought Up—Are Never Struck in Anger. The school age of the Japanese child of well-to-do families usually be- eins @ six years of age, and up until this period the little Japs are under the care of their nurses and mothers. Few nurses, however, in Japan are al- lowed to exereise any discipline over thelr little charges, as the child in Japan is considered of great impor- tance. Any Japanese mother who would venture to turn her children over to @ hired nurse, as ig frequently done by wealthy Americat mothers, would promptly be admonished, not only by her husband, but by all her male relatives on both sides of the family. So the Japanese children, before six years of age, are punished by their mothers, but Uhis amounts to litte. To alap a child is deemed not only a sign of intense vulgarity and ignorance. bur is considered a grave offense against the child’ To strike a child on the head or face ts thought cruel and unnatural, and apt to injure the child's health and Intelligence, The Japanese child is seldom punished ex cept for doing thigge apt to injure the child or some other person. The principle used by the Japs in gets children is to guard them against wrong actions more than to constrain them through fear of pun- ishment. Prevent wrong actions is their aim rather than to punish the chtid. Children are always admonished but seldom compelled When a Jap child is to be punished due notice is given the culprit, for parents or teachers or guardians are never supposed to lose their tempers or to punish in so-called hot blood. By an ancient and amusing custom all the hbousebold, including the servants, are allowed to try and beg the little of- fender off from his punishment. His or her little brothers and sisters usual- ly offer to take the punishment on themselves, Angry looks and shout- ing or harsh expressions are always deprecated by the Japanese learned men wher punishing children At echool, in the younger gradas, the teacher always attempts to guide his pupils by personal friendship rather than fear. The children in each class are taught to try to keep order among themselves, and the class cap tain, or kyaueho, is always allowed to call off the punishments. In high schools and institutions for graduate students the sentiment of each rules iis conduct, and offenders are handled entirely by their fellow-stndents. This is extremely effective, and Japanese stndents have many times committed suleide rather than face their angry fetllow-classmen after serious breaches of class etiquette. The offenders are ignored by their classmen, and are never spoken to, in or out of the classrooms. A public apology by a naughty Japanese stu- dent is needed, and this apology must be made not to the professors of the institutions, but to the members of his class. Then when the public apology has been made a vote is taken and if a majority are in favor of pardoning the offending student he is received ARR ara. ee The Prolifc Fly. There are about 12 generations of flies a year, the sexes about equally di- vided, each female laying about 1,000 eggs. Burden Wood Joists Will Bear. A wood joist four inches deep sup- ports four times as much weight as a Joist half that depth. Few Use World's Cables. Less than one per cent. of the pub- lice has occasion to make use of the world’s cables. World's Consumption of Rubber. The world’s demand of rubber amounts to 125,000,000 pounds an nually ; Tea Consumption Increasing. The United States consumes 80 000.000 pounds of tea annually Immense Tropical Daisies. Some tropical daisies measure a foot in circumference. Peanut Oil Well Liked. In Europe a first-class peanut oi! is the most highly esteemed of vegetable oils after olive ofl. It is aiso used in the manufacture of butter substi tutes. The low-grade oils are used for soap Ae We Sow. We Reap. Man fe the artificer of his own hap- piness. Let him beware how he com- plains of the disposition of circum. stances. for it is his own disposition he blames—Henry D, Thoreau. ints Sa A Matrimonial Oversight. It never seems to occur to persons who are getting married that they ought to take each other for good es well as for better or worse —Philadel phia Record To Kill an Evil Odor. Dried orange pee! allowed to smel der on a piece of red-hot iron or on an old shovel, will kill any bad odor in a room and leave a fragrant one behind World's Largest incubator. The largest incubator in the world ie at Batary, near Sydney, Australia It accommodates 11,400 ducks’ eggs or 14,080 hens’ eggs. Dally Thought. To refuse to yield to others when reason or a special cause require it is a mark of pride and stiffness — Thomas a Kempis. High-Priced Havana Cigars. Havana cigars quoted at five dollars each were recently shown at a Lon- don tobacco exposition. Birds’ Actions Foreteli Storms. Chinese farmers fdresee approaching storms by observing the actions of birds and insects. Unhealthy Metropolis. There are more doctors per capita in New York city than anywhere else in this country. Where Shanghai Leads London, There are said to be in Shanghal more insurance companies than In London Phone Maia 2275 : TIVO JIMS’ _. SOcIAL CLUR _. Denver's Favorite 70 cee Pleasure Resort oe ae White pot chess checkers Ab and c thee pastime games Y 1859 Champa Street Pet MUR! AY AND EDWARDS, Props. W. WRIGHT, Manager a i\ Convenient Place to have your Mail Directed Che Finest equip)ed Pool ard Club Rooms west of the Missis- sipp River. Drop in nnd see us. Just around the corner from the Uni n Depot. PHONE MAIN 6128 1628 Wazee Street (go tee Scares Firstclass Job Prir< ng “A Firstclass Resert 4 for Gentlemen” { TE NEWPORT SALOON} ssl ae pe gata rises | 18 Cee »*» Denver, Colorade f Tea Wade of White Hair. “This is whitc hair you are drink. ing,” sald t! e Chinese under secretary. “White biir? Nonsense! It is de. licious tea.’ The und: r secretary laughed in his litae brocac e sleeve. “No, white hair,” he insisted “White hair, that is, in my Jangua; e. For Pekoe means white hair. Thi tea is called Pekoe be cause its eaves were gathered sc young that the downy hairs still grew on them.” rAG_... gay, the manifestation of some mys- terious idea of beauty, or good; it is not, as the aesthetical physiologists say, a game in which man lets off his excess of stored-up energy; it is not the expression of man’s emotions by external signs; it is not the production of pleasing objects; and, above all, it is not pleasure; but it is a means of union among men, joining them to- gether in the same feelings, and indis- pensible for the life and progress, towards well-being of individuals and of humanity—Count Tolstoy. _ The Statesman Published Every Saturday at Denver, Colorado. 1026 19th Street C. A. FRANKLIN, Editor. TERMS. One year ... $2.00 Six months ... $1.00 Three month Entered at the postoffice at Denver, Colorado, as second class ma One year .....$2.00 Six months .....$1.00 Three months ..$.50 Entered at the postoffice at Denver, Colorado, as second class mailmatter. PHONE MAIN 7905. A MISSISSIPPIAN'S IDEA OF FREE MASONRY. Grand Master Martin of the Caucasian Masonic Grand Lodge of Mississippi, has assumed the tremendous task of reforming the institution of Free Masonry. Grand Master Martin recently discovered that the Caucasian Grand Lodge of New Jersey had among its subordinate lodges one Alpha Lodge of New Jersey composed of Afro-Americans. As the Alpha Lodge has existed for nearly a century, intelligent Masons all over the world know of its existence, but the energetic Mississipian, who "never heard tell" of such a thing before. And it is fair to presume that his ignorance is sufficiently comprehensive to make him unaware of the fact that the Grand Lodges of England, Scotland, Irelan, France, Germany, Spain, Italy, Hungary, Mexico, Brazil, Cuba, Jamaica, Porto Rico, Peru and Argentina are in the same attitude as that of New Jersey. And now the negro bobs up again, the winner of the Marathon race for the championship of Ohio, West Virginia and Pennsylvania in the person of Howard Hall of Pittsburg. Le hte good work go on. Dr. W. D. Crum, whom President Roosevelt appointed, after a two-year siege of non-confirmation, resigned his office because he did not want to embarrass President Taft. RACE NEWS IN BBRIEF. The whites in Havana, Cuba, predict a revolution in Cuba because the blacks and mullattos are in control of the island. In Madisonville, Ky., on March 5th, B. L. Teague, who was appointed rural mail carrier on Route No. 4, out of Madisonville, caused an indignation meeting of the patrons on the route, who threatened to take down their boxes if he served the government. He declined the appointment. Senator Teller of Colorado voted for the restoration of the negro soldiers of the United States army. They can get back provided they prove their innocence to the satisfaction of the Army board. John E. Lain of the Lindsay Quartet has written a song entitled, "And the Big Owl Said Whoo!" PAGE.8 THE STATESMAN. DENVER. COLORADO. KLIN, Editor. MS. ths .....$1.00 Three months ..$ .50 Colorado, as second class mailmatter. The Misses Chapman (white) of Indianapolis have an act in which Raymond Thomas outshines the stars when he sings "I Am Married Now." The act takes extremely well. John A. Shipp and Alex. Rogers are the authors of "Bandana Land." We ought to be proud of them. Dayton, Ohio, will have a park owned and operated by negroes. There will be a Dahomey in it. WHERE SOME ARE—ROUTE. Carrol and Kirke, Pittsburg, Pa. this week and indefinitely. Black Patti Troubadours, Williams, Ariz. March 8; Kingman, March 9; Needles, Cal., March 10; San Bernardino, March 12, and River, March 13. Richards and Pringle's Minstrels, Caldwell, Kans., March 8; Wichita, March 9; Marine, March 10; Herrington, Okla., March 11; McPherson, Kans., March 12; Pratt, March 13. Lowry and Morgan Minstrels, Sidell, Ill., March 8; Westville, March 9; Rossville, March 10; Milford, March 11, and Watseka, March 12. Fudge Cookies. Four eggs, two cups brown sugar, two cups flour, one-half cup melted chocolate, one cup nuts, one teaspoon vanilla, one teaspoon baking powder. Mix eggs, sugar, and melted chocolate together, then add flour and baking powder sifted together, and then vanilla, lastly, nuts. Bake in one sheet on buttered pan and cut in squares when almost cold. The Red Devils entertainment Thursday night at East Turner Hall was another of the Colored American Amusement Company's successes. The oftener its entertainers come before the public, the better they seem to please. O'Brien with his banjo and the winning little Miss McDaniel are clever, and they were surrounded with a galaxy of good performers. Kindly stay away from the date Easter Monday night. 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Captolia Temple of the Sisters of the Mysterious Tens will give an entertainment at Dania hall, March 18th, next Thursday evening, at which the Harris Orchestra will render the music. Two prizes will be given the best waltzers. THE PEOPLE'S PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. Twenty-third and Washington Aves. Sunday School, 9:30 a. m. Preaching at 11 o'clock by Rev. David Hall, D. D. Young People's Christian Endeavor, 6:30 to 7:30 p. m. Evening services, 8 p. m. NOTICE—A WONDER. Prof. Will Taylor, corns, bunions and ingrowing nails specialist. Guaranteed cure. Painless, no cutting. Phone Main 8358, 911 Eighteenth street. Clip this advertisement, as it may not appear again. FOR SALE—High-grade secondhand clothing. S. A. Bondurant, 1077-1079 Broadway. Mrs. Elizabeth Owens, daughter of T. J. Riley, has been very ill for the past 10 days, but is better at this writing. On Saturday morning Central church was discovered to be on fire. Prompt action on the part of Engine No. 3, however, prevented it being burned down. The roof and one side are badly damaged, but not beyond repair. It is the expectation of Rev. Beckham and his congregation to be again occupying it within two weeks. In the meanwhile other churches are offering this congregation the use of their auditoriums. Scott Methodist church at Twenty-sixth and Clarkson will be the place of worship Sunday. The loss is covered by insurance. --- THE STATESMAN. DENVER AFRO-AMERICAN MINISTERIAL UNION NOTES. The Afro-American Ministerial Union met in regular weekly conference last Tuesday morning in the pastor's study of Shorter's Chapel, A. M. E. church. A full representation of all the churches was in attendance, except Scott's M. E. church, Rev. C. W. Holmes being in Pueblo on business. Reports of a very interesting character were made of the services held on the previous Sabbath and from the outlines given it is clear that the pastors of our churches make no little preparation in their efforts to give to their congregations good and wholesome spiritual food. Notwithstanding the bad weather the services were well attended. The misfortune of Central Baptist church in the partial loss by fire of the edifice made it necessary to hold the baptismal service at Zion Baptist church. Rev. Beckham and his members have the sympathy of the Union in this their hour of special trial, and in his rally next Sunday the congregations of all the churches and friends of his church will express in a substantial way the extent of their sympathy. The churches have closed a very successful series of revival meetings. Following are the additions: Bethlehem Baptist church, 40; Campbell A. M. E. church, 35; Central Baptist, 16; Scott's M. E. church, 10; Shorter's A. M. E., 58; Ward's Chapel, 3. Total, 162. The Lord has surely been on the giving hand. The Union was graced by the visits of Rev. J. L. Harding of Walsenburg and T. M. Russell of Canon City. Both gave the Union words of encouragement. The following announcements were made: Central Baptist Church—Rally, Sunday, March 14th. Quarterly meeting of Campbell A. M. E. church Sunday, March 21st. Quarterly meeting Ward's Chapel, Sunday, March 28th. All of these meetings will be well attended as the church-going people of Denver look forward with interest to these special church services. The quarterly meeting of Ward's will be held at the chapel, 753 Inca street. Kindly stay away from the date Easter Monday night. WANTED—A partner in a good paying business. Call at 1812 Champa street. Little money required. THE BIGGEST SUCC THE BIGGEST SUCCESS OF THE SEA THE KANSAS CITY OF DAMON LODGE IN KNIGHTS OF PYT WILL GIVE A GRAND ENTERTAINMENT ON Thursday, March 25, AT EAST TURNER HALL In us to Kansas City in September to the Lodge Session. We Pay the Freight. MISSION 50c HARRIS' ORCHARD ee—H. W. Hinkle, Chair., J. W. Taylor, Sec., W. Dan Walker, Harvey King, W. T. Kelton, D. and Dance To Your Heart's D THE BIGGEST SUCCESS OF THE SEASON THE KANSAS CITY CLUB OF DAMON LODGE No. 5 KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS F.C.B. THE KANSAS CITY CLUB OF DAMON LODGE No. 5 KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS LL GIVE A GRAND WILL GIVE ENTERTAIN Thursday, M EAST TUR Go with us to Kansas City in Lodge Session. ADMISSION 50c Committee—H. W. Hinkle, Chair., Dan Walker, Harvey Come and Dance To ENTERTAINMENT ON Thursday, March 25, '09 AT EAST TURNER HALL Go with us to Kansas City in September to the Supreme Lodge Session. We Pay the Freight. ADMISSION 50c HARRIS' ORCHESTRA Committee-H. W. Hinkle, Chair., J. W. Taylor, Sec., W. H. Penson, Dan Walker, Harvey King, W. T. Kelton, D. H. Williams Home and Dance To Your Heart's Delight JUST OUT A GUIDE IN VOICE CULTURE BY GUIDE IN VOICE CULTU BY Mme. E. AZALIA HACKLEY 1. To help those who have not the means good teachers. 2. To help those who have studied, who teach but do not know how to impart their knowledge. 3. To help Choir Singers and Choral Organists. There will be but one edition of this book.ley has had the widest experience as a teacher student of vocal methods of any one of our re-now gone to England and Germany to further methods of the Masters of Vocal Art. Every colored musician and every choir s as children ought to own a copy of this book 50 Cents. A two cent stamp for mailing. ed in every city. Address A valuable and concise treatise of fundamental Voice Culture designed. 1. To help those who have not the means to study with good teachers. 2. To help those who have studied, who would like to teach but do not know how to impart their knowledge. 3. To help Choir Singers and Choral Organizations. There will be but one edition of this book. Mine. Hackley has had the widest experience as a teacher of voice, and student of vocal methods of any one of our race. She has now gone to England and Germany to further observe the methods of the Masters of Vocal Art. Every colored musician and every choir singer as well as children ought to own a copy of this book. Price 50 Cents. A two cent stamp for mailing. Agents wanted in every city. Address Care of Philadelphia Tribune. --- Bobo entertained the Sunshine lub at the home of Mrs. Clink-Tuesday. Auditorium, which is the scene revival meetings, is taking on a politan appearance here of late. sprinkling of colored singers in hoir is being much commented In a similar degree last week the Pure Food Show was on, the yment of colored help by some e exhibitors was noted. Mrs. Hardin was demonstrator for forlick Malted Milk Co., Mrs. J. --- --- 1 VOICE CULTURE" BY Fundamental Voice Culture designed. those who have not the means to study with those who have studied, who would like to not know how to impart their knowledge. Choir Singers and Choral Organizations. but one edition of this book. Mme. Hack- the widest experience as a teacher of voice, and methods of any one of our race. She has England and Germany to further observe the Masters of Vocal Art. and musician and every choir singer as well right to own a copy of this book. Price in two cent stamp for mailing. Agents want- y. Address G. GRANT WILLIAMS. Manager 717 Sansom Street, Philadelphia, Pa. M. McAdow was in charge of Spengel's furniture exhibit in the Rest Room and the race was represented also in one of the soap booths. The African Colonization Society held forth at Shorter church Thursday night with an interesting program of addresses and music in support of its ideas. J. N. Walker is leader of the movement, and C. S. Muse, secretary. George Walker of Williams & Walker was not present, though it was reported he would be. PAGE. 9.