Iowa State Bystander

Friday, June 5, 1903

Des Moines, Iowa

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IOWA STATE BYSTANDER. VOL. 9. CITY NEWS. [N. B. If you have relatives or friends visiting in the city or going to make a visit, please inform us; we solicit all your local news.] Rev. Samuel Bates returned home Tuesday. L. E. Welker was up from Grinnell to attend the Field meet last Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Hudson have gone to Chicago on a visit. They will remain there several days. The baby girl of Mr. and Mrs. L. H. S. Brown that was operated upon last week is getting along nicely. Mrs. Tbos. McDaniel who has been in a very critical condition for several months does not seem to be improving very much, if any. Geo. Mason has gone to Mt. Pleasant, his home, to visit relatives and friends for a few weeks. The People of Lake Park who moved on account of high water will be able to take possession of their property next week. Mrs. Harrison Gould who has been visiting a few weeks in Omaha, Nebr. and Council Bluffs, la. returned Wednesday evening and report an enjoyable time. Mr. Aaron Bobb of Leavenworth, Kansas, who is stopping in our city for a few days, was a visitor at Charity Lodge Tuesday night, also Mr. John Anderson, formerly of Oskaloosa but now a resident of Clive. The families in Lake Park who had to move on account of the extremely high water were Gee. Law, Prof. L. H. Brown and Lucian Brown. Prof. Brown taken up temporary quarters at 739 West Ninth street. There was a fistic carnival on Ninth and Center Monday night. Outside of a little rumpled hair and a few scratches no harm was done, as the participants were women. As there has been so many washouts on the railroads, Miss Beatrice Ricklin will not go to Bartlington to attend the S. S. Convention that is in session there now. Mrs. John Walker is very sick at her home on E. Lyon street. Her son Will of Linecoln, Nebr., was sent for and he arrived here last week and will stay till his mother improves. Mrs. L. R. Palmer Past Grand Matron and Mrs. R. A. Wilburn Vice Grand Matron will leave Monday for Buxton to attend the annual sessions of the Grand Court Heroines of Jerice of Iowa. Mr. Henry Clay left last week for the lakes in Minnesota, to be gone for several weeks, in company with a Des Moines party. On his re-urn he will spend a few days in Minneapolis. Rbt. Hall of Indianola was in the city Monday, enroute home from Chicago, where he had been with a car-load of horses. Whilsthe he was the guest of his brother Joseph In last week's issue there was an error in the commission of one name who composed the lady quartette that sang at the Knight Templar's entertainment 16 was Miss Ethel Bomer. We was sorry of the error. One West Side young man went to the East Side late Sunday afternoon to see his lady friend, he was forced to make the trip part of the way in a boat on account of the high water; in fact risked his life in crossing the turbulent stream. Wasn't he gallent? At the meeting of the electoral College of the A. M. E. chureh, held last month in Rock Island, Ill., elected Mr. John L. Neal of Minneapolis, Minn., and J. E. Webb of Evanston, Ill., as delegates to the general conference to be held in Chicago next year. S. Joe Brown of Des Moines and Dr. Crest of Chicago are alternates Mrs. S. Joe Brown returned Thursday from a visit to her parental home in Buxton. Dr. A. G. Edwards, our esteemed physician left last Saturday for Chicago to attend the Post Graduate Medical College's lectures this month. The doctor is one of the leading colored physicians in the West. DR. A. G. EDWARDS. Physician and Surgeon. OWA PHONE 1081 (Office) MUTUAL PHONE 400 Miles' Drug Store Office Hours 8 to 10 a.m. 12 to 10 p.m. 7 to 9 p.m. Over 764 West Ninth Street. Arrangements have been made to enlarge the dining rooms of several of the dining stations of the M. K. & T. The improvement of a dining station at Parson, Kansas has just been completed, now permitting a seating capacity of 150 passengers. CLEAR LAKE, IOWA. Excursion rates to this beautiful summer resort, via the North-Western Line, May to September, inclusive. Adply to agents Chicago & North-Western Ey. The very excellent report in detail of the Iowa Club Women's State Federation which held their annual session in Davenport last week was made by Mrs James - Higgins of Moline, Ill., for which we extend to Mrs. Higgins our thanks and appreciation for the report. The Editor received a rather unique invitation from our old friend Rev. Geo M. Tillman, pastor of St. John's A. M. E. church Chicago to attend a Deed Presentation and Jollification June 4th. The evening programme is quite lengthy, among the number is a Dustt by Miss Edith Louise Birney and Mrs. Katherine D. Tillman also the rally song was composed by Mrs Tillman. Miss Birney is a Des Moines girl and well known here, her father Mr. Alex. Birney lives here. Miss Birney is very proficient in instrumental music. LOW RATES WEST LOW RATES WEST. Every day until June 15, the Chicago Milwaukee, & St. Paul Railway will sell one-way colonist tickets to many western points at very low rates. Three through trains daily with chair cars and tourist sleeper attached. Gall at 410 Walnut street for full information. GRAND COURT OF H. OF J. The Grand Court of Heriones of Jericho for the state and its jurisdiction, will hold its thirteenth annual session in Buxton, June 9, 10 and 11. This society in the past year or more has made wonderful growth and is the strongest organization in the state among the ladies. There are several reasons for believing that this will be the largest attended session in the history of the order in this state. The Grand Matron, Mra. P. A. Jones of Koekuh, said while in this city a few weeks ago, on her annual visit, "the interest in each of the Courts is all that could be expected, and each Court will be represented by from one to six delegates." Mrs. Jones is an excellent lady and has made a splendid Matron. She has been buisy the entire year instructing and advising the Matrons of the different Courts, and as a result each Court will report an increase in membership. It is also expected that a number of distinguished ladies from other states will attend this session. The hospitality of the Buxton people is a guarantee that the visitors will be royally entertained. QUEEN ESTHER. A brief synopsis will refresh our memory of the historic Esther. She was born in Persia 500 years B. C., being an orphan from infancy. She was adopted by her uncle Mordecal, and was afterwards chosen by the King of Bealm to be his wife and Queen. Hamen was Premier and a favorite of the King and hated Mordecal, because he would not worship him as King. Hamen makes a plot and has a scaffold built to hang Mordecal, but the Queen tells the King of the plot and pleads for her uncle. Than the King orders Hamen hung and proclaims Mordecal Premier. The people rejoice. That event has been put in the form of a sacred cantata of five acts and seven scenes, called "Queen Esther," which was rendered by a chorus of about 30 at the A. M. E. church last Tuesday night, under the direction of Prof. Geo. I. Holt. Following is the east: King S. Joe Brown, who sung and acted his part well; Queen, Miss Marie Mash, as that was her debat in a stellar role she was a trifle nervous, which prevented her from singing in her usual graceful manner; Mordecal (dew) G. H. Holt, who is too well known to Des Moines audiences for us to say anything about his acting or singing; Hamani, S. D. Miller, he acted his part in a very acceptable manner; Zereh (Hamani's wife), Miss Besteirice Hicklin, in this as well as all the other principal parts contains some beautiful solos, and Miss Hicklin rendered her nicely; Mordecal's sister, E. M. E. B. Elliston assumed that part. Her singing was very good except her high notes which did not contain enough purity of tones; Median Princess, Miss Olive Smith; Persian Princess Mrs. S. D. Miller; both acted their parts in a very acceptable Manner. Gee, Mason as the High Priest, Hegal and the Beggar did well and in the latter role he received a liberal applause; L. H. Henderson was the Heard and E. B. Elliston the Sotheb, and had their parts well in hand. Ethel Bomer sang her solos very beautiful, as was the duet sung by the King and Persian Princess in the second scene of the first act, and the quartet composed of the Messrs. Holt, Mason and the Misses Hicklin and Bomer in the third scene of act five was very prominent, as their rendition was good and deserved the applause they received. Miss Nina Hamilton was the accompanist. With a larger chorus and upon a larger stage with an orchestra the cantata could be rendered with better effect. EXCURSION TICKETS TO CARNI VAL AT WEBSTER CITY, IOWA. Via the North-Western Line will be sold at reduced rates June 9 to 13, in inclusive, limited return until 15, inclusive. Apply to agents Chicago & North-Western Ry. Mrs. E. T. Banks is quite sick this week. Mr. Frank Johnson left for Davenport Thursday to make her future home in that city. The colored people of Cleveland, Is., will give a grand entertainment on June 13. Mr. B. N. Hyde and John L. Thompson of this city have been invited to address the meeting. North Star Lodge No. 2, A. F. & A. M. held their annual election last Thursday night. There was quite an animated content for the different offices for the ensuing year. Those elected were: W. M. Harrison Gould S. W., C. B. Woods; J. W., W. B. Frazier; Treasurer J. S. Wilkerson; Secretary, K J. Hamilton. A public installation of the officers will be held June 24th. PALMISTRY. Send print of hand on smoked paper, date of birth and 25 cents, silver, and get past, present and future told by an expert. Prior L. H. S. Brown. 127 Granville St. Des Moines, Iowa. WE CAN'T TELL YOUR FORTUNE. WE CAN'T TELL YOU FORGIVE, but we have publications that will enlighten you about Texas and its great possibilities. Other "Katz" publications, "The Golden Square," "The Coming Country," "Old Mexico," etc. will be mailed on application. Address "KATY." 510 Wainwright Bldg., St. Louis, Mo. THE JUNE COSMOPOLITAN The lover of fiction—especially in the form of short stories—will turn with pleasure to the latest issue of The Cosmopolitan. Here appear a charming love story by Francis Willing Wharton, beautifully illustrated by Thomas Mitchell Pearce; a dramatic railroad story by R. H. Farnham; a romance of the business world by Trumbull White, and contribution by H. R. Martin and Henry Seton Merriman. In the same number which is remarkable for the great variety of topics that are discussed, Edward Everett Hale writes on "Old-Age Pensions"; Dr. Albert Shaw, editor of the "Review of Reviews," discusses "Journalism" as profession; H. G. Wells advances some more of his ideas on "Love and the Cultivation of the Imagination"; and Mary E. Thornton gives some practical advice to "How to care for the Sick in the Home." An essay on "The Rose of Yesterday and To-day" is superbly illustrated with photographs some fine illustrations being also a feature of an article on "Gateway Artistic and Characteristic," a contribution to "Floral Head-dresses," and an interesting account of "An English Garden City." The personal articles include character sketches of George Gilbert Williams, the great banker; William Barclay Parsons, chief engineer of the New York Rapid Transit Commission; and Garon Strathcona and Mount Royal, High Commissioner for Canada. There are also contributions by William R. Lighton, Antoinette Van Hesen, John Brisbin Walker and Julian Hawthorne. In all, there are twenty-one stories and articles in the June Cosmopolitan Magazine. Your Patronage is Kindly Solicited at the new Jewell Restaurant just opened at the corner of W. Second and Walnut MEALS SERVED AT 15 CENTS. Under management of R. N. HYDE and MISS MARY MONTAGUE GO TO TEXAS JUNE 18th. $15.00 from Missouri to Texas, via M. K. & T. R'y. Liberal stop-overs. Fin al return limit July-7th. Go and see Texas in all its glory—its prosperity and progress. For particulars, write "Katy," St Louis. EDITORIALS. The Grand Lodge of Masons of Iowa will hold their annual meeting in Dea Moines July 14, 15 and 16. The local committee who have charge of the entertaining are working and planning for a large crowd, as there will be representatives from all over the state. The complete programme for entertaining the Grand Lodge will be published next week. The Governor of Iowa will tender a reception to them on their first day, Tuesday July 14th. GRAND SUMMER FESTIVAL. The recent floods in Des Moines will have no effect whatever on the Summer Carnival to be held the week of June 2nd. In fact, redoubled efforts are being made to make the event a greater success than was at first planned, so that the outside world may know that Des Moines is still very much on top of the earth. The principal attraction of the Fair will be furnished by the Jabour Carnival and Circus Company which opened its season at Minneapolis Monday of this week. After a fort-night there and a week at Eau Calire, Wis., the aggregation comes to Des Moines for Carnival week. The success scored in Minneapolis this week will be duplicated in Des Moines. Entertainments in three tents amuse the gathering crowd during the first hour. The first is called the World's Beauty show, introducing beauties from all the leading countries, who present national dances in national costumes. Next is an entertainment in the Congress of Nations, introducing Areno, the contortionist; Ching Foo Lee and wife, Chinese jugglers; Fatima and oriental dancers; Japanese acrobats and magicians; and Peter Bowman the Highland piper. Following this is a vaudeville performance in the Japanese tea garden, and then comes an open-air program, in view of all within the enclosure, introducing the Dunbar trio the Dacoma family, Carl Damman troupe; Cotton and his comedy donkeys; high wire walking by Davenport, a sensational high dive by Mille, Liljens, who makes a leap from a pedestal 65 feet high, enveloped in flame. The Ashinda troupe of Japs is thrown in by the way of good measure, and there are stuns by Irwin, the upside down man, and Areno the contortionist. Among other entertainers are the Sutterliet tyroleanes. Ching Wah Foo, chinese juggler, Fatima, oriental dancer; Wm Kent, dancing comedian; Lyle La Pine, boy balladist Rosen, illiputian comedian; the Melnote twins; Hill and Graham, song and dance comedians; Mark Green, musical comedian and Peter Bowman, the highland piper. Japanese day fireworks and at night a magnificent pyrotechnic spectacle "A Night in Japan" are other features of the entertainment. GIVE US CREDIT. Not long ago we published an article about a movement being started to purchase the John Brown's Homestead at Akron, Ohio and some of our exchanges published our article verbatim and did not give us credit for the same, you who did that is a plagiarist. SPIKIT LAKE VIA CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL BY. Effective June 7th the C. M. & St. P. R. will establish double daily train service between Des Moines and Spirit Lake. Trains will leave Union Station at 9:10 a.m. and 5:40 p. m., running through to Spirit Lake without transfer. Standard coaches and standard dining car service on all trains. Excursion tickets on sale daily. Ticket office 410 Walnut street. For New Summer Resort Charles M. Schwab of the Steel trust is said to be at the head of a syndicate of wealthy New Yorkers who have in view the establishment at Great Neck, L. I., of an exclusive summer resort similar to that founded many years ago at Tuxedo by Lorillard Lortiland. The buying of shore front property at Great Neck has been going on for months big prices being paid for the land. The little hamlet will have been replaced by splendid summer cottages. Five thousand dollars an acre was paid for an estate of 105 acres. IOWA PROCLAMATION. Office of the District Grand Master. To the officers and members of the subordinate lodges in Iowa. Greetings. The 23rd annual meeting of the District Grand Lodge No. 30, Grand United Order of Odd Fellows, will meet in Coxhill, Iowa, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, July 14, 15, and 16, 1993. Each lodge is entitled to one (1) delegate, and any lodge failing to be represented by delegate will be fined $5.00 The District Tax, which is 60 per member, also Special Tax which is 30e per annum is now due and should be sent to the D. G. S. Past Grand Masters, Past District Grand Masters and Conventional members, and one (1) delegate from each lodge in Iowa will constitute the said District Grand Lodge, and no other members will be entitled to a vote under any circumstances whatever. Each one attending the Grand Lodge will ask the local ticket agent for a certificate, so if there is 100 or more in attendance, including delegates and visitors, a rate of one fare and a third will be granted by the railroads running in Colfax. There will be a number of attractions during the session. The famous Burton band will furnish, and Lodges, Households. Councils and Patriarchies have been invited from all over Iowa and adjoining states, so a time is assured. The first day's session will be called to order at 10 a.m., July 14, Lodges will take notice and govern themselves accordingly. The P. S. of Lodges, who have not as yet sent in their annual reports and delegate credentials, will please send them in at once to the D. G. S. and avoid a fine. Fragrantly yours, JOHN T. MABRY, District Grand Master, Office, City Hall, Davenport, Ia. Attest, Wm. GORDON, Box 102, Hilton, Ia. $15.00 TO TEXAS AND BACK. June 16th, by way of M. K. & T. Ry, from Missouri to all stations on its line in Texas. Stop-over enroute south of Clinton, Mo., and Kluacu, Kans. up to July 1st. Final return limit, July 7th, 1983. Write "Katy" St. Louis for further particular. GREAT FLOODS IN MISSISSIPPI VALLEY. The month of May will go on record as the heaviest rain fall in the Mississippi Valley during one month in the history of our country and the highest point was reached last Saturday and Sunday when the Des Moines rose higher then any time in its history reaching the height of 23 feet and 6 inches flooding the bottoms and rendering hundreds and hundreds of families homeless. The churches the school houses and other public buildings were thrown opened and the various charitable clubs and women's relief clubs, the city council and other clubs responded immediately and went to work clothing, feeding, sheltering and comforting the many homeless. The many horrible stories told of the suffering, and to see families leaving their homes in boats with little clothing and drenched in the pouring rain and even little babies born in the flooded homes who was forced to move, the scene was one indiscreible for only those who seen these acts can tell and reports show that the condition was even worse in Kansas City and Topeka where many lives were lost; among the colored people who lived in the bottoms and lost their gardens and other things were, Waddy Calloway, Albert Moss, Geo. Taylor, Washington Williams, Gus Comley, Wm. Smith, A. M. Midgett, Chas. Mash, Monroe Anderson, A. L. Lucus, R. Bruce also Mrs. Kate Champion and many other families whose names we could not get at present. The water has receded back and the families are moving back. On the first and third Tuesdays of each month until June 16, the C. M. & St. P. R. will sell tickets at one fara plus two dollars for the round trip to many points north, south, and west. Call at 410 Walnut street for full information. $15.00—TEXAS AND BACK—$15.00. June 10th, via M. K. & T. R. Stopovers enroute south of Clifton, Mo., and Kincasid, Kas. up to July 1. Final return limit July 7th, 1903. See Texas in all its glory—its progress—and property. Write "Katy, St. Louis for further participation." KNOXVILLE AND GALESBURG ILLINOIS BUGETARIAN. Rain, rain, rain we believe the predictions of seven days rain is a sure go this time for we are having our share. Galesburg can boast of four young lady high school graduates this year they are Miese Eva Carter, Addie Johnson, Eva Welcome and Mamie Wilder, these young ladies are deserving, much praise for so faithfully pursuing their studies to the end, a good example for others to follow. Miss Fannie Hawkins of Cedar Rapids is visiting in Galesburg and Knoxville the guest of Medamesa Jao. Logan, Mattie Wade and Joshua Perkins. Mrs. Mary Gash of Galesburg entertained at tea Saturday in honor of Mrs. Fannie Hawkins. Seth Green was a Knoxville visitor Sunday. Mrs. Cora Veasey of Knoxville will spend a few days with Mrs. Mary Brown of Monmouth. Mrs. Mattie Wade and daughter Opal spent last Thursday in Galeaburst at the house of Mr. Jno. Logan. The ladies of the A. M. E. church in Galeaburst gave a social at the parsonage Thursday evening. Sunday will be rally day at Rev. Ferrilbe's church in Galeaburst, as this is his first rally since being pastor, he hopes for much success. EXCURSION TO LAKES. OKOBOJI AND SPIRIT LAKE Via the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul RY, on Sunday, June 7th. Free programme for the entertainment of visitors: Baloon ascension and parachute descent by Madam Loretta of Rockford, 111. Baseball game—Algona vs Sioux City at 8:30 p.m. General admission free. Five large steamers will carry excursionists around the lakes at a low rate. The finest steamboat dock on the lake has just been completed at Milwaukee Beach and all excursion steamers make landing there. The special train will leave Des Moines at 4:33 a.m., on Sunday, June 7th, and returning will leave Arnold's Park at 7:00 p.m. on Sunday, June 7th. Excursion tickets will be good only on special train going and returning. round trip rate from Des Moines $2.80. For further particulars concerning sleeping cars, etc, apply to the ticket agent of the Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul RY, 410 Walnut street. MARSHALLTOWN ITEMS. Mr. I. L. Brown has returned from Davenport where he was sent as a delegate to represent the Labor Union of Marshallthist. This is the first time in the history of the state where a colored man has represented a white organization Mrs. R. J. Wright has returned from Kcota where she has been holding meetings. Miss Jessie Walker was an invited guest at an afternoon reception given by the ladies of the Y. M. C. A. at which Mrs. Fletcher the President of the State Federation of women's clubs spoke. Messrs I. L. Brown, Albert Walker and Wm. James returned from St. Paul this evening, they returned a splendid time. Albert Walker and sister Jessie were the recipients of invitations from Mr. Laurence Jones to witness his graduation Thursday night. Marshalltown may well be proud of Mr. Laurence Jones who graduated last Thursday night, because he is the first colored boy to graduate in the city also because he was the most honored graduate of the class, although none of the other graduates were applauded on receiving their diploma's, when Mr. Jones stepped to receive his, the whole audience in the Opera House broke tooth with a tremendous storm of applause. The news papers have also given him considerable honorable mention from time to time, Mrs. Ike Brown entertained Miss Walker at an elegant dinner Sunday. D. Filippins after a protracted absence has returned to the city. The Baptist Church will have a rally in June. We are having lots of rain. CLINTON ITEMS. A fair sized audience was in attendance at the concert given Monday evening by the A. M. E. Sunday School at Bethel church. Rev. W. W. Russell is in Galesburg this week on business. Mr. and Mrs. William Giles left Tuesday for Chicago, their future home by reason of Mr. Giles being given a run by the C & W from Chicago to St. Paul while in the city they made numerous friends who regret their departure. Mrs. P. P. Taylor and daughter Esther left Tuesday for Chicago called their by the illness of Spencer a sister of the former. We are glad to mention the fact that the honors of graduation were conferred on another of our race this time Miss Murda Beason winning the honors on Friday evening May 26th, having completed the grammar course in class of ninety-six. Let the race continue to press forward. S. C. Smith is taking a much needed rest, after a lengthy period as cook with J. N. Hancock, at present we are unable to save what his future intentions may be. No. 51. NOTHING TOO SMALL TO STEAL City Merchant Complaints of the Prevalence of Disloyalty. "The old saying that nothing is too small to steal is exemplified in our business," said a manufacturer of custom-made clothing. "Our thread gave a merchant of nothing. We have to keep a watchful eye upon it. The case in which it is kept is under the supervision of our most trusted employee. If he chose to be dishonest he could rob us of $5,000 a year and we would be none the wiser. We would have no matter. We have using more thread than usual, but the excess might be attributed to other causes. "We have to check out every spool we give to our tailors. Even at this we are in danger of having a cheaper grade substituted. The difference in the price of the spools may be only one or two cents, but it offers a temptation if the scheme can be worked on a large scale. Some years ago we were forced to the conclusion that was being operated to pose of stack the spools. The spools were sold by peddlers from house to house. This suspicion caused large establishments to have each spool stamped with dyes which cut into the wood, stating that the thread was stolen from such and such a shop, the name of which was stamped on the spool." ALL DIED OUT OF BED. Curse on Zborowski Family Finda Another Victim. That Elliot Zborowski, who was killed on Tuesday in an auto accident at Nice, died as he did, will be no surprise to those in this city who remember him as the greatest daredevil New York and Newport society ever had. Even Foxhall Keene, who has had half the bones in his body, was killed by a police officer American count for his wild, reckless disregard for life. He was born in this city of a long line of Zborowski. Strangely enough, his death is in keeping with the traditions of his family, for none of the male members ever died in bed. Back of this remarkable circumstance is a tale of a curse four generations ago launched at the head of the great-greatfather of Elliot Zborowski, a rich boy who later was called upon heaven to prevent any male Zborowski from ever dying in his bed. None has since. Elliot's father was stricken with paralysis and died in his chair before the son could fride for a physician. One of his uncles Elliot, was killed by a New York, New Haven & Hartford train. Another, Francis, was drowned in a Williamsbridge pond. Still another member of the family was killed by being thrown from a horse, and so the story has gone. Now comes the crushing of this generation's representative in a twentieth century accident—New York World. In This Gilded Age. Now it's to be a $7,500,000 hotel in New York to the Man who went to the Waldorf-Astoria and was afraid to put his boots outside the door of his room lest the porter would gild 'em will have renewed occasion for apprehension. Long Past Century Mark. In an official advertisement published in Vienna citing a Baroness Boursehield to declare her whereabouts and appear before a court of law, it is mentioned that she was born in February, 1795. The Largest Holly Trees. The largest holly-trees in the world grow in the Northern United States and in Canada, where the tree attains a height of 70 feet, and a girth of six to eight feet. Superstition in Venice. There is a curious superstition in Venice that if a stranger dies in a hotel the number of his room will be lucky at the next lottery. Many Specimens of Clover. Specimens of four, five, six, seven, eight and nine-leaved clovers have been presented to Queen Alexandra by a Welsh lady. Few Churchgoers in London. The bishop of London says that only one in every eighty of the popu- lation of London go to church or chapel. Marry After Long Courtship. After a thirty years' courtship a couple, both over fifty, have just been married at Leeds, England. Mixed Bathing to Be Allowed. Mixed bathing will be permitted next year at the majority of German seaide resorts. Opportunity for Tissue Hunters. Nearly one hundred years ago the Jesuits were banished from Mexico. It was known that they had immense hoards of gold, but feared to tempt cupidity by taking it all with them, and that they had a handful of savings has just been revealed by Pierre Guirre, who says that treasure to the value of over £4,000,000 was buried beneath the old cathedral in the little town of Typozottan, and is believed to be there yet. Child's Homie to be Apartment House The famous palace occupied by the late George W. Childs of the Philadelphia Ledger, which cost him over $1,000,000, is to be transformed into an apartment house. GENERAL RATE OF THE INVESTMENT GENERAL GRADE LOADS OF IOWA. A. R. & A. R. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION PLEASE SUBMITTED BY M. B. H. SHEPARD. All subscription payable in advance. L. THOMPSON, EDITOR. H. H. SHEPARD, MANAGER. Bid money by post, fine order, money order, expense or death in the Iowa Brain Bystand- ing Publishing Company. Must be written on one side with pages numbered. "Privacy is the seal of our will." remember. We will not return rejected manuscript, unless margareted by postage stamp. Advertising rates for display Adds 10 cents per inch, for each insertion. Three to six months contract, 12 cents per inch. Local advertising 10 cents per line for each insertion, counting for all insertions and secret society where admission is changed, one-half of the above mentioned rates. For professional, legal and management cards, nearly every job is given an ad. All advertising is to be paid in advance. We are prepared to do first-class job work at reasonable prices. All of our work is guaranteed. The IOWA STATE BUFFALDER is in the oldest Afro-American journal publications it was established in 1846 and is read by people of Iowa. We have correspondents is the following towns: Albie.....Miss May Davis Burton.....J. T. Washington Cedar Rapids.....Miss Elia G. Martin Clinton.....A. A. Bush Davenport.....Miss Flay Medwyn Pt. Madison.....Mrs. J. D. Underwood Kookuk.....Miss Artika Fields Mt. Maintown.....Miss Jenna Mason Manestine.....Florence White Marabellown.....H. C. Walker Mitschkinock.....Mrs. Pearl Thomas Cocosia.....Mrs. G. H. Wade Skokolce.....Miss Lilia Blackburn Sidemwa.....Miss Florence Downey Island.....Mrs. C. J. Teltower Bux City.....Miss Etta Grant Theo.....having new items please report to the correspondence. 50 YEARS' EXPERIENCE PATENTS TRADE MARKS DESIGNS Copyrights &c. A patent is a claim that a invention may be legally asserted our opinion free whether or not it is probably patentable. Communications are probably patentable. Advertising is probably patentable. Great agency for securing patent rights. Great agency for securing patent rights. Great agency for securing patent rights. DON'T BE FOOLED Advertisements having appeared in various publications wherein Sears, Roebuck & Co., offer Wheeler & Wilson sewing machines, we wish to warn the public that they are not our authorized agents and that we do not sell our machines to them nor any other catalogue house or department store. Their advertisements are not for the purpose of promoting the sale of our machines. They are using our reputation as makers of the highest grade machinesonly, in order to get the names of possible buyers and persuade them to purchase one of their cheap STENCILED MACHINES, the manufacturers of which they are, evidently, ashamed to make public. If you want a genuine Wheeler & Wilson machine, do not waste your time writing to anyone who is unable to furnish it. The genuine Wheeler & Wilson machine, made by us and backed by our warranty, is for sale by our authorized dealers only. When you buy a Wheeler & Wilson, you get a machine that is a machine, backed by a reputation of 50 years' unparalleled success. Wheeler & Wilson Mfg. Co., Chicago, Ill. For Sale by M. K. WOOD, Des Moines, Iowa. Coroner's Jury's Qualified Verdict. During the landlord and tenant disturbance in Ireland some years ago a certain property owner was discovered lying dead near a village of which he was owner. The coroner's jury, knowing full well that the man had been shot down by "the boys," were nevertheless loath to further investigate; therefore they rendered the following verdict: "We find the deceased gentleman died by the visitation of God—under suspicious circumstances." - Philadelphia Public A FLOODED SECTION OF EAST LOCUST STREET, DES MOINES DES MOINES HAS GREAT LOSS Thousands of People Are Homeless, and the Property Loss is Almost a Million Dollars—Ottumwa Is Also Suffering. Des Moines, June 4—The losses resulting from the flood in Des Moines will reach $1,000,000. The following is the food situation of the past week: The dead number two, so far as known. Water at its highest point reached 84 feet. Marks of 1801 and 1853 were covered this year. The river was four miles wide at some places in the city limits. Water covered East Grand Avenue, from Twenty-eight street to the East Ground, and reached the Northwestern tracks in East Des Moines and was sixteen inches deep upon the floor of the Des Moines Daily Capital office. At the west end of the city, the water was higher than Court street, but was held back by an embankment. Six thousand people were driven from their homes. Over 1,000 houses were flooded, some of which were washed off their foundations. Water flooded the bridge, the Belt line tracks and South Ninth street to a depth of from two to five feet. Railway traffic was suspended for thirty hours and crippled for a week. Street car service was abandoned. Fifty extra police were hired. The city and county fed 3,000 peleb. Donations of food and clothing were called for and placed in the hands of a general committee and afterward distributed through the American Chamber of Commerce. Many thousands of dollars' worth of clothing and food were given. More than 1,000 men were thrown FLOODED SE out of work by the shutting down of factories. Ice houses all floated away except two. Thirty-five thousand tons of ice lost. School houses, churches, schools, the fair grounds and scores of homes were thrown open to sufferers. All the factories of the city were shut down for a time. Business was suspended for two days, all of the business men joining in the work of relief. There were three day and nights without a letup. The actual property loss will reach $1,000,000, which does not begin to take into consideration the loss to business interests and the inconvenience. The city council demands a special session of the legislature to pass a law enabling cities and towns in town to levy a tax for the purpose of levying these companies thousands of dollars. The losses are divided as follows: Losses to factories ..... $100,000 Losses to homes ..... 500,000 Losses to offices ..... 100,000 Losses to business houses Street railway loss, including, loss of business and damage. Cost of fight put by Edison and Des Moines Water Man and few movies Water Works company ..... Expense to city and county Railroad damage, including washed away 15,000 Larger bridge 15,000 Innumerable smaller losses will swell the grand total above the $1,000. 000 mark in Des Moines and vicinity Des Moines, June 2.—The local flood waters jetted enough yesterday to be confined in the river channels, but receding they left behind enormous ponds within the dykes, which will have to be pumped out, and the flood waters an epidemic of fever worse than the epidemic of pneumonia and kindred diseases with which more than 200 of the flood sufferers are even now afflicted. Gone down between four and five feet and no longer run over the dykes. It became apparent to the authorities that the worst flood was not in the excessively high waters them- Quietly to the effect, it was estimated that thousands of the home- less will be a care upon the city for six weeks or longer. A fund of $6,000 been raised by private subscription. Flood Buffers at Des Moines are Going Back. Des Mines, June 4—Flood sufferers began moving back into the water soaked houses in the bottom land yesterday. Transfer wagons were as great demand as they were when the floods lasted, and ever, who were unable to get their goods out of their homes began houses keeping today with less than they have ever owned before in their lives. They were able to move the houses, many of which have from three to ten inches of mud on the floors. In many instances the window lights are broken out and plaster is missing. They are doing a reinforcement foundations, restoring fences and sidewalks and outbuildings which have floated down stream. Several houses have been broken down, smashed against them by the current work of moving back into the flooded district will take several weeks. Scores will not move back at all. On every hand the stricken people are moving to a new city, county and state officials looking towards the strength of the levees. The waters of both rivers are now confined to the banks of the streams. We have to break leaves in a number of places, which surrounds homes and factories. The board of public works will not take up this work until it is positive that the waters will not rise again. Grocery stores and meat shops were opened up in the flooded district yesterday, and the fire departments put back in the stations. By night it is estimated that one thousand homes have been burned again in the district which has been twice drowned out within a year. CONTROL FT. DODGE LINE. Big Change in the Directory of the Road. Des Moines, June 5.—As was anticipated, Edwin S. Hooley, president of the Evansville & Terre Haute railway, and also a stock broker in New York, will be among the stockholders of the Des Moines & Ft. Dodge railway in this city yesterday afternoon. In railroad company offices, he will mean the relinquishment of line by the Rock island, which has been operating it under a lease, and SECTION OF EAST LOCUST STREET, D the taking charge of it by the illinois Central. Nothing was done yesterday beyond the election of three new directors, ousting three Des Moines men favorable to the Rock Island, the city where a meeting of the stockholders which will be held here July 9 and another meeting of the directors to be held in New York June 11. Mr. Hooley was represented at the meeting of the stockholders. Tere Haute, In. After the votes had cast it was found that Norbert Heinsheimer, Roswell F. Vall and Lawrence B. Pearson of New York, followed Mr. Hooley had been elected directors to the meeting of John I. Dille and E. C. Finkbline of Des Moines, whose terms had expired. Mr. Hooley had control of the bulk of the stock, immediately after the three new members of the annual meeting of the directors were held, the three new members and Nathan Seeley of New York and Carroll Wright of Des Moines. No action was taken beyond the date of adjournment being Mr. Carroll Wright, attorney for the Rock Island in Iowa, refused to discuss the situation last night beyond making the statement that he did not believe the result would affect the Rock Island. It is presumed that the object of the special meetings is to decide what action will be taken regarding the release of the person charged with the road, about $2,000,000, and also regarding the lease of the Rock Island. The bonds and lease expire in the next month, and are stockholders of the Rock Island. The Des Moines & Ft. Dodge road was built a number of years ago by local promoters. While it failed to pay the workers, it was operated independently, it is a value-added trunk lines. It is 138 miles long and extends from Des Moines to Ruthven Des Moines. The Rock Island has operated the road for 10 years. The company was anxious to purchase the road, but Mr. Hooley captured the majority of the stock owned by the company, and he bought it in the interest of the Illinois Central. LEVEE BREAKS AT KEOKUK. Floods 40,000 Acres of Land—Loss Estimated at $750,000. Keckuk, June 4.—The Hunt levee on the Illinois side of the river below this city broke yesterday afternoon and 40,000 acres are flooded south of Warsaw. The break occurred at the same point as in 1892. Nine hundred feet of the Indian Grove levee further down the river also went out this afternoon and flooded 35,000 acres. As a result of other disasters all the low country between Warsaw and Quincy is under water. The loss is $750,000. The river, at Warsaw is 12.5 feet eight inches higher than 1881. Des Moines, June 3.—President Roosevelt made another triumphant tour through Iowa yesterday, and the scenes all along the route of his special train were, in the spontaneity of their enthusiasm, and in the great excitement of the crowds which assembled, repetition of the same gesture ago when he visited Des Moines and other cities, on his way to St. Louis. The presidential train, despite the crowds, proceeded through that state on schedule time and entered Council Bluffs at an early hour yesterday morning. There the president was joined by Secretary Shaw, who met him on his way to Denison, the secretary's home. The meeting at Denison was a tribute to the secretary of the treasury and the townmen as well as to the president, the townman and the book-cassion in his address to give his appreciation of the services rendered by Secretary Shaw and other olows witnessed with the national government. From Denison the Illinois Central carried the executive's special, and its run across the state was made on Monday. The state was not an accident of any character occurring to mar the progress of the party. The most important stop of the day before Dubuque was reached was at Fort Dodge, where President Rosevelt left his train and was driven about the city, and to a park where he remained there an hour. Other stops were made at Webster City, Iowa Falls, Cedar Falls, Waterloo, Chesterfield, and 6 at 6 o'clock the evening the train pulled into Dubuque, where the president remained over night as the guest of Senator Allison. CLARK HEADS MASONS. Burlington Man is Elected Grand Master, his Honorable Mate. Waterloo, June 4.—The Masonic Grand lodge of Iowa yesterday confered a signal honor upon Charles C. Clark of Burlington when it elected him grand master by acclamation. Not in twenty-five years past has an election occurred in the body by acclamation. Following are the officers elected: Grand Master—C. C. Clark of Burlington. Grand Senior Warden—P. J. Martin, Waterloo. DES MOINES. Grand Junior Warden—Thomas Arth tran, Logan. Grand Treasurer—T. J. Davis, Ma rion. Grand Secretary—N. R. Parvin, Ced dar Rapids. Custodian—H. Gilmore. # LINCOLN Sloux City was as the next place of meeting, without opposition. There has been no business of special importance at this meeting with the exception of that of a routine nature. **GLENWOOD GIVEN FUND.** Executive Council Appropriates $4,000 to Repair Ravages of the Storm. Des Moines, June 3.—The executive council at a meeting yesterday appropriated the balance of the money in the providential contingent fund, $4,000, for the relief of the institution for feeble minded at Glenwood. This money, with the sum that the board of control will scrape together, will, it is thought, keep the institution running in a fairly satisfactory manner. Chairman Cowie, of the appropriate control, said yesterday that with the $4,000 appropriated, the board would probably be able to get a total of $5,000 together for repairs. This he thought, could be made to suffice. The sum of $1,500 for boiler house repairs appropriated by the last general assistant would be also about $1,000 appropriated for plumbing custodian building. Small appropriations for a deep well pump and for a generator will also be used. NO SPECIAL SESSION. Would Not Effect Immediate Relief For The People. Des Moines, June 4—There will be no extra session of the state legislature on account of the floods. The city, council of Des Moines passed a resolution asking for a special session that some law might be passed under which the city might make a special levy for dykes and thus give employment to a large number of men. The matter was looked up today and it may that any measure the legislature might make into force until after the next session of the legislature, and no tax levy could be collected and made use of this year. It would therefore be just as well to wait for the regular session to call the council committee has not yet called the council to make formal request for a special and the governor will not take it up until the council presents its pain. Creston Suffers Serious Fire Creston, June 5.—A disastrous fire visited the business section of this city, last night, about 11:30 o'clock. Montana's livery barn and the Creston Steamship were completely destroyed. The loss was about $10,000, covered by insurance. At one time the entire west and was threatened with destruction but rain aided the firemen in their work. The origin is unknown KANSAS IS NO LONGER A HOBO PARADISE EN WANTED! IG INDUCEMENTS! THE BEST BOARD BEST IGGEST SALARIES OR AND OUR PERMISSION D FLIRT WITH ALL G ON THE FARM CENTER GIVEN TO EVERY EMPLOYEE! LANDS WANTED! BE MY FARM BANK MANHANDS WANTED! BEST BOARD! BEST ROOMS HOUSES FOR AND I WILL! MAN WANTED! NO PEE DAY! THURSDAYS OFF Dear Magpie It is reported that Kansas farmers have press gangs out after "tourists." TORNADO BRINGS RUIN AND DEATH Storm Strikes Town of Gainesville, Ga., and Leaves 150 Dead In Its Path. COTTON MILLS DESTROYED Many Buildings, Including Depot, Hotels, Stores and Dwellings, Were Razed—Fully as Many Injured as Killed. Galnesville, Ga., June 2—Within the space of two minutes yesterday a tornado dealt death and destruction to the city of Galnesville and environs, killing at least eighty-five people, fatally injuring forty more, leveling 100 cottages to the ground and tearing two stories off the factory of the Galnesville cotton mill. Of the killed probably two-thirds were women and children who were operatives in the cotton mill. The death list includes only about six negroes. The property loss is at least $300,000. The death list is yet imperfect, not all the bodies having been recovered and identified. Many of them were mangled beyond recognition, the only evidence of identification being the records of the two cotton mill in which most of the victims worked. The storm came from the south out of almost a clear sky, swooping down on the Gainesville cotton mills near the Gainesville airport at fifteen minutes before 1 o'clock. With a terrible crash the two upper stories of the building were swept away, leaving thirty-two operatives dead in the room. The cyclone then moved to the suburb of New Holland, two miles away, where are located the Pacolet cotton mills, one of the largest institutions of this character in the south. The price of the Pacolet company was $10,000, but probably 100 cottages standing nearby, occupied by operatives who were employed in the mills, were completely demolished, killing thirty-two men and children, as the heads of the families were nearly all in the factory at work. Dr. Smith, city physician of Gainesville, says he has visited 100 wounded men and personal knowledge of 100 dead. The property loss at the Pacolet mills occasioned by the destruction of the cottages and outbuildings is estimated at $75,000. The Gainesville cotton mills are damaged to the extent of $40,000. The cotton mills were blown down and nearly every employee in the building kill all, including a large number of children. The Southern depot was blown down. The Gainesville Iron works was demolished and several people perished in the wreck. The Gainesville Cotton Oil mills were blown down. The Downtown hotel, now used as a school and apartment house, was razed and half a dozen or more people were killed in it. The Richmond hotel was wrecked after several perished along with it. The Downtown twenty cabotages, a school house and a church were blown away in the negro section of the town. We found brick stores on the main street of Gainesville we were swept away. In all two hundred buildings are demolished here. The cyclone went on to New Holland and it is believed at least 75 people were killed in Gainesville, Ga., June 3.—The six thousand inhabitants of this city have begun to realize the extent of the appalling disaster of Monday. It now seems that the number of people not be much short of one hundred, perhaps somewhat over a hundred, considering the number of dangerous storms that recovery cannot now be calculated. The story of the storm's work of desolation has already been told. All that remains is the compilation of an accurate list of the dead and the chronicle and burial of the victims. Figuring from all available sources, the storm's impact is reported which are believed to be truly worthy, the following is a summary of the effects of the tornado in Gaulnessville and in environs: One hundred killed; one hundred of whom probably twenty will die. Eight hundred homeless, their real haven had been wiped out of ex- istence Property loss of about half a mii- The death list so far compiled includes thirty-two at the Pacolet cotton mills at New Holland, all of whom were killed in the demolition of the mills, near the Southern railway station, where the tornado first struck. TWO HUNDRED KILLED. Massacre Committed by Band of Ba shi-B佐鞍 at Smerdash, Turkey. Monastir, Europe, Turkey, June 5. —Horrible details are arriving here of the slaughter of the inhabitants of the village of Smerdash, south of Lake Presba, May 21, by Bashi-B佐鞍. It appears that on the arrival of the Bashi-B佐鞍, Chakalairof's band of insurgents withdrew to the mountains without sustaining any loss. As no rebels were left in the village the inhabitants of the streets. Though the artillery suddenly, at sunset, the Turks, who had completely surrounded the place, commenced a regular bombardment, whereupon all the villagers assembled in the streets. Though the artillery fired suddenly, at sunset, the Turkish infantry fired all night. The artillery bombardment was recommenced at daybreak, but it was ineffective. The Turks set fire to the village on all sides and commenced a general massacre, slaughtering wounded and dead. 300 houses were burned and upwards of 200 persons, mostly women and children, were killed. The women and girls were murdered while resisting outrage. Whole households were burned, and the slain and their bodies were heaped on the hearth. Not a living soul was left in the village. The survivors, many of them half burned or otherwise injured, fed. Some of the fleeing villages were captured and their ears and nose cut off before they were butchered. The report adds that fifteen hundred villagers were in the mountains without clothing or food. One band of these, consisting of forty women and men, were caught by the soldiers in a ravine where were killed after horrible treatment. THREATEN TO SPREAD PLAGUE Said To Have Secured Bacilli, Which Will Be Used London, June 4.—The Sofa correspondent of the Daily News alleges that the Macedonian revolutionary leaders have obtained possession of a Indian plague bacillus, which they threaten to use cause an outbreak of the plague if their demands are not conceded. The correspondent quotes the leaders as saying that if within eight days after their warning the great enemy guarantees the abrogation of the Berlin may die, but we will not die alone, for there shall follow us into the grave martyrs of the people of Europe, the continent which has robbed us of our liberty." It is stated that designation of the leaders is to infect Constantinople, Salonica and even Berlin. GREAT ARMY ON A STRIKE About 70,000 Textile Workers Out at Philadelphia. Ohio Republicans Columbus, O., June 5,"Hannah, Hickok, Harding and Harmony" is the name of a big republican campaign. Hanna was a big terrorist in the convention. Foraker paid great tribute to him, and Hickok and Hardin were for governor and leutenant-governor, respectively. The platform pledges support to Boevelt and adheres strongly to the doctrine of protection. "Mama, mamma" little Elise, "what party?" "Stag, my dear, is an abbreviation of stagger," replied the knowing mother. The Emperor Menelik has had a curious experience in his efforts to reabsorb barter by a metallic currency in Abasinia. The Maria Theresa maler has for generations been current, but for want of a smaller coinage salt blocks became the standard of exchange, and resisted all efforts, even of the emperor, to replace them by a new currency. The salt blocks Paris some years ago, the salt blocks which, but not to the new coinage which the people will not touch. The new standard of values is—the rife cartridge. The late Paul du Challau was on one occasion asked why he had never married. "Well, once upon a time," he answered, without a smile, "an old African king who was very fond of me offered me my choice of eight hundred and fifty-three women as a wife. 'Your majesty,' I replied, 'I should marry one of the beauties of yours there would be eight hundred and fifty-three women here.' 'Well,' replied the king, "that is easily settled, too strong for me, however, and as I have never had such a field to choose from since, I am still a bachelor." A certain American woman, the wife of a former representative in congress and minister abroad, who now aims at social leadership in the most exclusive and top-loft circles of Washington, D. C. is noted for her love of display and novelty, and she will bear up under. One recent night she gave a dinner. Several of the diplomatic set were present. Madame was in high father, and she also wore pearls and a crown of pearls around her neck. During the evening she complained of feeling a bit chilly and told one of the servants to call her maid. When the maid appeared in the room, she exclaimed: "Susette, I am so cold; please get me another string of pearls." Salvatore Cortesi, in a very readable article in the World's Work on King Victor Emmanuel of Italy, says that after the assassination of his father, Queen Margherita was very anxious that King Humbert should be buried at the Superga at Turin, where the set of his tomb was located, with the deception of the great Victor Emmanuel. Moreover, her majesty did not wish to wound the susceptibilities of the papal party by a state funeral. The king ordered the room where the Queen was, exclaiming: "Well, that is arranged—my father will have a fiting burial in the Pantheon." "Victor, cried his mother, "I see you want to be lionized with your ligion as well as my affections." "I am sorry, mother," se said gently, and am sorry, mother, "he said gently, and which is offended at a martyr being killed, his own wife. You offend my beside his own father needs radical changes." Minnesota Man's Discovery. Adrian, Madin, June 1st—Phillip Doyle of this place says he has found out a medicine that will cure any case of Kidney Trouble. As Mr. Doyle was himself very sick for a long time, with this painful disease, and is now, apparently, as well as ever, his statement carries the common medical remedy. The remedy that cured Mr. Doyle is called Dodd's Kidney Pills. In speaking of the pills, Mr. Doyle says: "In regard to Dodd's Kidney Pills, they are certainly a wonderful medicine—the best that I have ever taken. "I was very bad for a long time with Kidney Trouble and could get nothing to help me till I tried Dodd's Kidney Pills. "I used altogether about ten boxes, and I can say emphatically that I am completely cured. I am entirely well without a symptom of Kidney Trouble. "I can heartily recommend Dodd's Kidney Pills to anyone who is suffering with Kidney Trouble, for they made me all right." "I have advised several of my friends to try them, and not one has been disappointed." 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