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THE BYSTANDER State Capitol Bldg Hist Thirty-Second Ann Most Worshipf Lodge A.F. an Iowa and W. W. GROSS RE-ELEC Thirty-Second Annual Session of the Most Worshipful United Grand Lodge A.F. and A.M. for the Iowa and Jurisdiction. W. W. GROSS RE-ELECTED GRAND MASTER Thirty-second annual meeting of the Most Worshipful United Grand Lodge A. F. & A. M. for Iowa and her jurisdiction. On Sunday, July 6 the Grand Officers and many past grand officers came into Des Moines to assist in laying the corner stone of the A. M. E. Zion Church, which was performed Sunday afternoon at Eighteenth and Scott streets. The Grand Master W. W. Grass assisted by Deputy Grand Master John E. Bradford, Right W. G. S. Warden, William Headley of Clarinda, Iowa (acting); Right W. G. J. Warden, W. P. Wade of Omaha; Grand Treasurer John D. Reeler, Mason City; Grand Secretary H. R. Rose of Dubuque, Grand Custodian C. C. Johnson of Des Moines. A lodge of Master Mason was opened and the Grand Master announced the following committees: Credential, F. S. Johnson, J. R. Crosswiat, H. Gold. Grand Master's address, A. G. Clark. Jurisprudence—S. Joe Brown, John Thompson, I. Brown, E. T. Bank, John D. Reeler. Returns—P. Warner, B. N. Hyde, H. S. Morton, Charles Lloyd, M. Askew, and R. D. Claybrook. Fraternal dead—C. R. Wood, T. K. Towney, J. N. Norris. Dispensation, Chapter H.—H. E. Will iams, R. G. Potter, W. L. Tomlin. Grand Auditor—L. D. Young. Appeal Grievances—A. W. Gates, W T. Jones, J. W. Wilson. M. B. R. W. G. Secretary Harry W. Rose The Bystander representative will visit the following towns in the interest of the paper and asks that all subscribers to the same be prepared to see him: Oskaloosa and Washington, Wednesday, July 16; Muscatine and Davenport, Thursday, July 17; Rock Island, Ill., Saturday, July 19; Moline and East Moline, Monday, July 21; Chicago, Tuesday, July 22; Kewanee, Ill., Thursday; Galesburg, Ill., Friday, July 25; Monmouth, Saturday, July 26; Fort Madison, Monday, July 28; Burlington, Tuesday, July 29; Mount Pleasant, Wednesday, July 30; Fairfield and Ottumwa, Thursday, July 31; Albia, Saturday, August 2. Summer Complaint Quickly Relieved. "About two years ago when suffering from a severe attack of summer complaint, I took Chamberlain's Colic and VIVIAN L. JONES Formerly of JONES & SAMUELS Announces His temporarily doing business at Harbach's establishment, 6th and Center. Telephone Market 820-821 Residence Walnut 7104 Boost Pay and read The Bystander XXVI No.3 NOTICE. Afternoon session — Representatives of foreign camps. Visiting brothers were introduced and made appropriate speeches. Second day's reports—Morning session was taken up in various reports of committees. Wednesday was taken up in reports of committees and other matters pertaining to this order. Tuesday evening the welcome reception was given at St. Paul's A. M. E. Church where a splendid program was rendered included the welcome address by Hon. Thomas Fairweather, mayor of our city. Wednesday evening the Grand Lodge of Sorrow was held in the Maple Street Baptist Church. Thursday afternoon the Grand Lodge made a two-hour visit out to the Ft. Des Moines Hospital. The following officers were elected for the ensuing year: Grand Master, W. W. Grass of Keokuk; R. W. G. Senior Warden, Dr. R. W. S. Taylor of Davenport; R. W. G. Junior Warden, W. P. Wade of Omaha, Nebr.; Grand Secretary, H. R. Rose of Dubuque; Grand Custodian, C. C. Johnson of Des Moines; Deputy Grand Master George L. Suter of Marshalltown; Grand Chaplin, W. O. Culberson; Grand Auditor, L. D. Lowery; G. S. Deacon, T. K. Lowery; G. J. Deacon, U. G. Smith; Grand S. Stewart, A. H. Mays; Grand J. Stewart, A. W. Steppe; Grand Marshall, R. D. Claybrook; Grand Standard Bearer, C. T. Culberson; Grand Sword Bearer, Thomas Lloyd; Grand Tyler, F. D. Bland. Diarrhoea Remedy and it relieved me almost instantly," writes Mrs. Henry Jewett, Clark Mills, N. Y. This is an excellent remedy for colic and diarrhoea and should be kept at hand by every family. A MESSAGE FROM THE DISTRICT SUPERINTENDENT OF SUNDAY SCHOOLS Dear Friends: The time is near at hand when the convention will convene at Council Bluffs. Let every School bow in humble prayer to Almighty God, that we might have spiritual success. Now you are wondering why I laid all stress on "Spiritual Success," well we are taught to seek "Heaven and righteousness" with a promise that all things else will be added unto us. To you who have small Sunday Schools be not discouraged just surrender your will to the will of God, and he will bring things to pass. I hope every School will try and send at least one delegate (excusing the pastor). The pastor rather you would send someone and not depend on him, because he knows that the young people need the help of the convention more than he does. The programs are out and I hope all have them by this time. You notice the program is quite different from any we have ever had. God is leading on, let us surrender and follow. There seems to be a great number of young people who have been awakened by the spirit to attend the convention this year, who are not delegates. They are asking from time to time if such persons will be permitted to attend. My friends, let me say to you, God bless you for even having a desire to attend. Of course the convention would not be able to defray your expenses, but I assure you that the convention would feel very proud of any girl or boy who would be enough interested in the convention to attend even though you had to pay your own expenses. Yes, come, God help you to come. You could not spend your money for a better purpose. Mr. and Mrs. G. H. Brown entertained at a four-course luncheon Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Walker Cottonrs of Des Moines, Miss Rose Cottons of St. Paul, Mr. and Mrs. W. N. Long and Mr. and Mrs. William Washington, Mrs. Cottons and wife were the honored guests having known Mr. and Mrs. Brown for twenty-five years. twenty-five years ago. Mr. Mack Walton and Miss Mattie Mills were quietly married Sunday, June 5 at the home of the bride by Rev. Franklin. They are at home to their many friends at 2609 Franklin. Mr. Burdell Reams, Charlie Hill, Clarence Gordan, John Newby, Henry Cropp and many other boys after spending six or eight months in Omaha returned home Saturday night. Rossee Conklin Simons Chamber was a new arrival in the home of Mr. and OMAHA, NEBR. DES MOINES, IOWA, FRIDAY, JULY 11, 1919. I Sergt. M. G. Sishuba of South Africa M. B. R. W. Deputy Grand Master G. L. Suter Rev. Sergeant M. G. Tishuba, N. C. ), a native of Queenstown, South Africa and a student of Roger Williams university, Nashville, Tenn., who served in the British army. He has seen active service in France and has been gassed in the battlefield. He was brigaded with white soldiers of England and with same respect as any soldier who donned his majesty's uniform. No segregation except where the southern American whitemen were found there we were segregated. The war of the world has no doubt meant more to the Negro than R. W. Deputy Grand Mrs. Samuel Chambers on North Twenty-fifth street, June 27. Bothe rand baby-fifth street, June 27. Mother and babe are doing nicely. Mr. Roy Bird spent a few days in the city visiting Mr. and Mrs. G. H. Brown after eight months overseas. Mrs. John Green is in the city of Waco, Tex., visiting relatives and friends after been away thirteen years. Mrs. Mayada Duces is patiently awaiting the arrival of Mr. Duces after one year in France. He is expected the ninth or tenth. Tag Day! Tag Day! July 18 and 19 will be tags for the benefit of the Delta Sigma Theta Sorority of Iowa City any race both from a military standpoint and a sociological sphere. Sergeant Tishuba has traveled extensively in Europe visiting all places of historical significance. He has lectured and preached to large audiences of England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland and southern parts of France. Since his return from overseas has been engaged in public speaking in American platform. He is now visiting the city of Des Moines and our state. He is now getting ready to return to his native land where he expects to preach and lead his people to Christ. Master G. L. Suter Mrs. W. B. Watson and daughter, Miss Alice, have returned after spending a week in Des Moines visiting relatives. Chamberlain's Colic and Diarrhoea Remedy. This medicine always wins the good opinion if not the praise of those who use it. Try it when you have need of such a remedy. Benefit Dance Given at Greenwood Park Monday, July 21st 1919 To assist our Girls at the Iowa State University. ADMISSION 30 CENTS A Message to Iowa from Her Sons. A Message to Iowa from Her Sons. Brest, France, June 21, 1919. The good people of Des Moines and the splendid state of Iowa will be more than interested to hear of their sons who responded so nobly to the nation's call in the hour of stress. It has been my good fortune to serve with the 804th Pioneer Infantry as Chaplain, which has within its ranks many Iowa boys. It rebounds to their creedth that they hold the enviable reputation of a regiment which has not only made good but as time has written, future history has crowned its name with a renewed lustre. When the Hun was stoutly defying the progress of the allies, and Marshal Poch was preparing to strike that last fatal blow the 804th appeared upon the scene fresh and ready to do or die, and enthusiastically singing "Put your head down Allemand." Allemand obeyed without a murmur because these sturdy sons of the west true to their traditions displayed a courage born in the breast of forefathers, and impelling in its flow. Iowa should be proud of herself and the formidable representatives she placed on the field of strife. A message concerning this regiment would be incomplete without a word of We visited the Second Baptist Church Sunday morning and found a large congregation and enjoyed a splendid sermon. Mrs. Blodson nee Miss Lettie Carry) andba by daughter of Marshall, Tox., are guests of her mother, Mrs. Frank Allen. Mrs. George Butler and son, Donald of Minneapolis, arrived Monday for a short visit in the parent of Barquet home. Mrs. Butler and Mrs. Anna Crimp left Thursday for Fort Madison to be guests of their sister, Mrs. Charles Payton over the Fourth and then may go to Davenport, where her sister's home Mrs. Crimp briefly returning here and then on to her home in Minneapolis. Miss Maxine Barquette left Saturday morning for Chicago, where she will be the guest of relatives and friends. Messrs. A. G. Clark, Robert Johnson and Pierre Barquette are attending the A. M. of A. Grand Lodge in Des Moines this week. Mrs. Harry Bell and children of Bloomington, Ill., who have been visiting in the Rosa Mitchell home left Saturday for her home. Mr. Bell is a nephew of Mrs. Mitchell's. Mrs. Victor Appleton and son, after a pleasant five day's visit among relatives and friends left Saturday for Kirksville, where she will visit indefinitely among relatives. Carl Moore, son of Mr. and Mrs. I. M. Moore is in Buxton at the Henry H. Harris farm. Carl says he is going to be a farmer. Mrs. Mollie Smith of Enous, was a business visitor on our streets Tuesday. Rev. Oscar B. Smith received the obligation of the Order of O. E. S. Tuesday night and will henceforth be recognized as a member of Esther Chapter, No. 6, O. E. S. Mrs. Susan Williams Davis returned home from Chicago after taking five week's beauty culture. The Mission Circle met at the church Tuesday night in their regular business session and elected as delegates for the association or president, Sister Clara Jones. The Mission Circle was entertained at the church Thursday by Sister E. Baker, Sister B. Price and Sister Fannie Riddling. A good success was reported. The Mission Circle will be entertained Thursday, July 10 by Sister A. L. Crittenden and Sister M. Riddings at the home of Sister A. L. Crittenden. Rev. F. J. Nott filled the rostrom for us again Sunday; both services were well attended. The N. A. S. for C. are still holding the meetings. Mr. William Kearney is reported on the sick list. Mrs. K. Smith taken dinner at the home of Mr. and Mrs. William Kearney Sunday. Mrs. A. L. Crittenden and granddaughter, Aldeen Jones went to Albia Saturday morning to meet her mother, Mrs. E. Bell of Omaha, Nebr., for a two week's visit with her daughter and other relatives and friends. Miss Christine Crettenden-spent Sunday in Unionville, Mo., with her friend, Miss Garnetta Clark. Mr. Harvey Clark of Unionville, Mo., has returned home after several months service in France. Mr. William Clark spent Sunday in Unionville, Mo., with home folks. A number of colored people spent the Fourth at the river. All report a nice time. Mr. Elmer Carrington is visiting at the J. Hick's home on E. Jackson street for a two week's visit with her daughter and other relatives and friends. Mrs. H. Brown and children left for Clarinda Friday for a few week's visit with her mother-in-law and friends. every helped national them engine en the rest ix in there school services com clean ibles and ished the y a aril be o, N The best advertising medium to reach colored people in the west Price Five Cents the wonderful base ball nine which has stimulated the morale of the boys in the hours of watchful waiting. Corporal William H. Ellmore better known as "Toots," is the captain of this strong aggregation and the nature of his leadership is best seen in the fact that out of thirty-five games played to date only two have been lost. With his inimitable stride, amizing confidence in the prowess of his men, and an infectious smile he challenges all comers in the A. E. F. Not only that but when we cross the briny deep he says "his boys will give a heartache to any team in the states wishing to establish a right to the hall of fame." One other star well known to you is Otis Moore, called by us "the invincible southpaw." Shutouts are his hobby, and to whitewash you his fort. With all the traditional Iowa spirit tingling in his veins, he steps into the box with that Des Moines twist and fights on to victory. We hope to be with you soon, but if not, keep us in mind because the standard will not trail or the banner be stained. BENJAMIN C. ROBESON, First Lieut. Chaplain 804th P. Inf. Mrs. Hanna Cobbs, who has been on the sick list is reported better. Mr. H. Clark and Miss Christine Crittenden was visiting with her sister, Mrs. S. H. Jones Monday afternoon. Mr. Philip Jeter is visiting friends in Council Bluffs. Miss Lillian Bandy is reported on the sick list. Miss E. Walker visited friends in Egypt the Fourth. Mrs. Anna Gooding was visiting in Kirksville, Mo., with her sister, Mrs. S. Horton. Mr. Allen is an owner of a seven-passenger Buick. Mr. and Mrs. Allen and several others motored to Albia the Fourth. Mrs. A. L. Crittenden and granddaughter, Alden Jones spent Saturday with Mr. and Mrs. William Richards. Mr. Tarrell spent the Fourth in the JOHN H. HARRIS R. W. G. Treasurer John D. Reeler R. W. G. Treasurer John D. Reeler PECIAL NOTICE TO ALL BAPISTIS The Iowa Baptist Association meets Tuesday, August 19 in Zion Baptist Church, Minneapolis, Minn. Let every- one who proposes to attend this meet- ing and living near Des Moines arrange to be in the city not later than 9:00 p. m Monday, August 18. Notify me at once if you plan to go, so we can arrange for a special car via Rock- Island short line that we might not be moledest by others. Send me a card to my address. G. W. Robinson, Sec. 1009 West Twelfth street. Des Moines, Iowa. There's a Difference. An epigrammatist says a classical education is for conversation and the other kind for use.—Pittsburgh Dispach. Dr. A. J. Booker ANNOUNCES His resuming practice at 1011 CROCKER ST. Hours 9 to 10 a. m. 2 to 5 and 6 to 7 p. m. SUNDAY BY APPOINTMENT ONLY. Phone Wainut 6135 Published every Friday by the Bystander Publishing Company, Des Moines, Iowa. Office in Chemical building, corner Seventh and Mulberry streets. Phone, Walnut 899. Entered at the postoffice as second class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Official paper of the M. W. U. Grand Lodge of Iowa, A. F. & A. M., and International Grand Congress of Heroines of Jericho of America, and Western Baptist Association. The Bystander is the only Afro-American journal published in Iowa, and the oldest west of the Mississippi Eiver that has never missed an issue. It was established in 1894, and is read by nearly all the colored people of Iowa. We will not return rejected manuscript, unless accompanied by postage stamps. 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Mrs. Lelia Walker Robinson begs to acknowledge through the columns of the Bystander her grateful appreciation of the kindly interest and sympathy exhibited throughout the United States by the Walker Agents, a host of friends and the Press, during the illness of and after the demise of her beloved mother, Madam C. J. Walker. MOUNT PLEASANT, IOWA The Second Baptist Church has a proshad an old time spiritual speaking mee perous Sunday School and the church had an old time spiritual speaking meeting Sunday morning. The pastor, Rev. H. J. Handy preached a splendid sermon Sunday night. The B. Y. P. U. is prospering and are rendering a splendid program every Sunday evening under the auspices of Mrs. Nettie Thompson, chairman of the program committee. Mrs. Joe Pickett who has been on the sick list for some time, passed away Sunday afternoon. Funeral services at the A. M. E. Church Tuesday afternoon at 2 o'clock, conducted by Mthe pastor, Rev. B. F. Hubbard. The Mission Circle met with Mrs. Steve Brown, who served an enjoyable two-course lunch. The Kensington Club meet with Mrs. William Burnaugh, 1004 East Henry street, this week. planning for a grand rally Sunday, Rev. H. J. Handy and his church is July 13th. Mrs. James Wetts and daughter, Mrs. Slaughter made a short visit to Center- ville last week. LOSS OF APPETITE. As a general rule there is nothing serious about a loss of appetite, and if you skin a meal or only eat two meals a day for a few days will soon have a relish for your meal's when meal time comes. Bear in mind that at least five meals so as to give the food ample time to digest and the stomach a period of rest before a second meal is taken. Then if you eat no more than you crave and take a reasonable amount of outdoor exercise every day you will not need to worry about your appetite. When the loss of appetite is caused by constipation as is often the case, that should be corrected at once. A dose of Chamberlain's Tablets will do it. JOHN B. BROWN Protection ofHealth Protection ofHealth By Wm. H. Harper, B. S., M. D. General Causes of Diseases in Women The foundation for much of the suffering of women is laid in childhood and adolescence. If the process of development is seriously interfered with at this period, the individual will never attain to that degree of physical and mental vigor to which she is entitled. It must not be forgotten that the mental and moral natures are intimately associated with and dependent upon the physical. The apparent exceptions of esting invalids, are only apparent, and if closely analyzed will disclose the fact that mentality is of that scintillating type, and the mortality of that period type which are closely allied to aberration. The sound, evenly balanced mind belongs to a sound body. Not only is a sound body essential to a sound mind, but sound morals as well. It is in fact not generally understood that the moral being is inherently interwoven with and dependent on the physical. An individual by reason of physical infirmity, is deprived of the legitimate pleasures incident to a healthy body is very prone to seek for them in other and forbidden channels. To a perfectly healthy man or woman where existence is a pleasure, and they are usually content with existing conditions. The female almost from the cradle up is placed under a different regime from her brother. Taught from early childhood, she is denied the healthy giving pleasures of the rougher sports. Her brother comes in from his play with glowing cheeks and a ravenous appetite and when he seeks his couch it is to fall into a deep sleep. She spends most of her time within four walls, is done up in straps and tight fitting clothes, has little in the way of recreation, and that of the tastest sort, and to cap the climax is placed under tutorage at a tender age and is expected to compete with her sturdy brother in mental attainment. And what is the result? Simply that which might be expected: a frail and delicate body, a high-strong and unstable nervous system, and a hot-house brain. She has been reared for invalidism, in capacity and life long suffering. Happily the conditions portrayed above are not so prevalent today as they were a generation ago, and it is devoutly hoped that the reformation may continue until our women shall be bequeathed at least the same degree of health, strength, and vigor that is commemorate with her sex. GALESBURG NEWS. Rev. and Mrs. Garrison, Mrs. Crew Jackson, Glenn, Miss J. Merrieth, I. Shoots, Master Willie Lewis attended the Sunday School convention and Christian Endeavor in Burlington, Ia., June 21 to 24. All report a grand time. Mrs. Garrison is spending a month in Council Bluffs visiting friends. Mrsfl Rylla Hazel, old and respected citizen, was buried from the Second Baptist Church, Thursday afternoon Services were conducted by the pastor, Rev. Scott. Mrs. Genevieve Woods was taken to St. Mary's hospital Monday evening. Mrs. L. Turpin is still confined to her bed. Allen Christine Endeavorors gave a program at Allen Chapel Sunday evening, which was very entertaining. Mr. and Mrs. M. R. Ding and Vivian Green motored to the Tri-Cities and spent the Fourth. They report a splendid time. Mr. and Mrs. H. Jenkins and Mr. and Mrs. C. Huff motored to Frankford and Louisiana, Mo., to spend the week-end with relatives and friends. They returned Sunday evening. Little John Mitchell of Des Moines is visiting his sister, Miss Ellen Mitchell and other relatives. Mrs. E. Murphy and little daughter, spent the Fourth with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. Hankins. Mrs. Brown and daughter of Monmouth, spent the Fourth with her nephew, H Hruitt and wife. Allen Chapel Sunday School picnic will be held July 17 at Highland Park. SIOUX CITY, IOWA. The Malone A. M. E. Church set a record Sunday June 29, by raising $1,800 to pay off the indebtedness of the church. THE BYSTANDER The pastor, Rev. P. M. Lewis, is doing a great and god work in this city, clearing the church of its debt in less than a year's time. The members cannot express their appreciation for his work. The church extends many thanks to Mr. Mans Ashew, who assisted the pastor in this rally. The A. M. E. choir rendered beautiful anthems Sunday during the rally under the leadership of Mrs. Phallia Bazo. Miss Laura Ashew is seriously ill at the St. Vincent hospital. Mr. J. W. Norris, W. M., of the Decatur Lodge, No. 14, A. F. and A. M. will leave Sunday for Des Moines, accompanied by his wife, to attend the Grand Lodge. Mr. Mans Ashew will leave Sunday to attend the Grand Lodge at Des Moines. Mr. J. W. Boyd and Mr. Arthur Hunt have opened up a first class ice cream parlor and lunch counter at 506 West Seventh street. The K. P. Lodge will give a grand picnic July 4 at Woodland Park. Mrs. J. W. Bowles and daughter, Helen, left Tuesday morning for a visit in Des Moines, Ia., at the home of her mother, Mrs. Peter Bell, 1340 Jefferson avenue. The picnic given by the Baptist Sunday School on the Fourth day of July, was a grand success and everybody reports a fine time. Rev. J. W. Bow'es has made the following couples happy in the past week in the holy bonds of wedlock: Mr. Charlie Campbell and Miss Annie Loring; Mr. Oscar Houghton and Miss Lillian Foreman; Mr. Burl Tolliver and Miss Lilla B. Little. Rev. Riekerson and family of Water-Valley, Miss., spent the past week in our city visiting relatives and friends and preached for Rev. J. W. Bowles Sunday evening. Mr. David Spencer and family has returned from Mississippi where they were called to attend the funeral of their grandmother. Mrs. Alexander of Charles City is visiting her daughter, Mrs. Finley. Mr. Willie Ward has sold his interest in the colored grocery store to Mr. R. Joyce and Ellis. Mr. G. U. Smith and Mr. Aman left this morning for Des Moines to attend the Masonic Grand Lodge. Mr. White, one of Oeawein businessmen was an over Sunday visitor in our city. Mrs. Carrie Pettigrew has returned home from Kentucky, where she has been visiting relatives and friends. The Colored Protective League met Monday evening and had a very interesting meet. Business of importance was transacted. Miss L. Branch, who has spent several months in Minneapolis, has returned home to remain with us again. Mrs. Phillips of Mississippi, who has been visiting her daughters, Mrs. Bruce and McCou, has returned to her home accompanied with Mrs. McCou and children. Mrs. Bowden has, left for Gary, Ind., where she will join her husband, who is in business there. Mr. and Mrs. Taylor are the proud parents of a bouncing boy. Mrs. Frank Harding left Wednesday for Boone, Iowa, for a visit with her husband. (Messon to Bystander). Mr. James O. Tibbs, first class private was united in marriage to Miss Mary Redrick, July 2, 1919 at 9 p. m. at the home of Mrs. C. A. Johnson, 606 East Nevada street. The bride wore a dress of pink silk and carried a bouquet of blush pink bridal roses and the house was decorated with nasturtiums and sweet peas. The bridesmaid was Mrs. Julia Christen of Cedar Rapids and the best man was Mr. Harry Christen bridesmaid's husband of Cedar Rapids and Doris Christen the niece of the bride's was flower girl and she also carried a bouquet of bridal roses. A three-course dinner was served and the bride will be at home to her friends in Des Moines after Saturday, July 5. Rev. O. B. Smith officiating. The out of town guests were the bride's mother, Mrs. Robert Redrick of Grinnell and Mr. and Mrs. James Jones of Grinnell, Iowa. The Y. M. C. A. Sunday meeting was a grand success. Warren B. Douglass of Chicago, Ill., delivered a rousing speech to the people of Buxton, telling them in plain words just what the Negro has contributed to the world democracy. Lieut. J. B. Morse also made a short talk regarding some of his experiences in France. The Buxton Peerless Ochestra furnished music for the program. Mr. J. E. Mills, secretary of the Y. M. C. Afl took up $12.10 for the purpose of covering the expenses of the program. Rev. Charles Boyd, pastor of Mount Zion Baptist Church, is holding a week for installation. There will be a splendid program every night. The program began Tuesday, July 8 and will end Monday, July 14. Beginning Thursday, July 24th, Rev. J. J. Evans, pastor of St. John's A. M. E. Church, will open a big camp meeting on the Church campus. The meeting will be led by one of the most noted and able evangelists of the day, Rev. H. Franklin Bray, D. D., of Chicago. Who will be assisted by Prof. George W. Wright, said to be one of the greatest gospel singers of the west. Plenty of accommodations in the way of seats and cool water. The meeting will run until August 12th. Everybody cordially invited to come. Mr. Rawston Watson left Buxton Tuesday night for Minneapolis, where he intends to work at his trade. Mr. Horace Brown, son of Mr. and Mrs. Wilson Brown is visiting his par- WATERLOO NEWS. BUXTON NEWS. The Ford Touring Car problem, because three new Americans the necessity of be enjoyed The simplicity of the treated Vanadium steel wheel operation and maintenance favorite in every land in A utility beyond question have your order. 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Herring Motor Company Tenth and Mulberry Phone Walnut 2541 --- ents here. Horace has been for some time working in the Milwaukee arsenal. Mrs. Paten Reeves and Mrs. Bessie of Milwaukee, Wis., spent a few days visiting friends here in Buxton. Mrs. Dunham of Joliet, Ill., is visiting her sister, Mrs. Mayme Findley Humbles. The first and second Y. M. C. A. Base Ball teams are working out nice these days. From what we understand the second team has beat the first team so much until the second team has decided to be the first for a while. All speakers wishing to fill a Sunday date at Buxton write to J. E. Mills, secretary of Y. M. C. A. Mr. Bruce and family have left Buxton to make their home in Des Moines. Mr. Bruce has ran the soda fountain Welcome Wester Welcome to St. Louis Members of the Western Baptist Convention Poro College SCHOOL OF HAIR AND BEAUTY CULTURE HOME OF PORO PREPARATIONS For Shampooing, Hairdressing, Massaging, Manicuring, Chiropody, Electric and Vapor Baths, CALL on US. Poro College extends a hearty greeting to you. You are coming to work for a noble cause. We MUST have a share in making your visit pleasant and profitable. If we can serve you in any way, command us. SAMPLE -FREE Bring or send this ad with your name and address. Bell 'Phone Lindell 6200 Dept. A-5 Kinloch 'Phone Delmar 4300 Ford for the Monroe Mercantile company for over eight years. He has managed the department with much credit and we realize that it will be hard to get a man to render equal service. Mr. J. E. Hunt, W. M. V. of A. Committeeman Dan Smith; School Director, Rev. Davis, pastor of A. M. E. Church and J. E. Mills, general secretary of the Y. M. C. A. were callers at the Des Moines state house last Wednesday for the purpose of interviewing Mr. McClenhan, state school superintendent, regarding our part of the $50,000 school fund set apart by the recent act of legislature. ALBIA, IOWA. Trinity Court No. 11 is progressing nicely and we wish them much success. On last meeting evening we had the --- election of officers for Trinity court and will expect the G. W. C., Mrs. Eva Owens of Des Moines to install them soon before the Grand Lodge, which will convene at Cedar Rapids, Iowa. We are very glad to write that our W. C., Mrs. Mable Robinson, who has served for eighteen months, will represent Trinity Court No. 11, at the Grand Lodge in Cedar Rapids; Mrs. Prudia Allen was elected alternate. One new member has been added to our court, Mrs. Jessie Godley. The Grand Lodge officers from Trinity Court No. 11, who will attend the Grand Lodge are Miss Albertha Robinson and Mrs. Lizzie Washington. 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Notice is hereby given that the Eagle Coal Company, a corporation organized under and existing by virtue of the laws of the State of Iowa, and authorized to conduct a general coal business therein with its principal place of business at Des Moines, Iowa, held its regular annual meeting on the 21st day of May, 1919, at its office at 7th and Mulberry Streets, Des Moines, Iowa; that all the directors and stockholders of said corporation were present or represented at said meeting, and in accordance with Section 1617 of the Code of Iowa, Chapter 1, Title IX, it was voted by said directors and stockholders that said corporation should be dissolved and the said corporation was dissolved by the unanimous consent of all stockholders and directors of said corporation; and it was further voted by the unanimous consent of the directors and stockholders at said meeting that notice of dissolution of the Eagle Coal Company should be published in the Bystander, a newspaper of general circulation published in Polk County, Iowa, as provided by law. EAGLE COAL COMPANY. By E. A. SAYRE. Manager. WATERLOO, IOWA. The A. M. E. Church held its fourth Quarterly Conference on June 30, 1919. The following is a copy of the request asking for the return of the Rev. H. C. Boyd: To the Presiding Elder, J. H. Reribee, Dear Sir: We, the members of the Fourth Quarterly Conference of Bess Chapel Greet you in behalf of our Pastor, Rev. H. C. Boyd. We pray that you will put forth every effort to return our Pastor to us. We sincerely believe that a change at this period would mean a retarding of the work, which we have now set forth. Since he is very well acquainted, as well respected; there are many promises that JOB PR The kind you ought to have it, that is when We have contracted our customers. Our quality and our service instant disposal. We to turn out letterhead statements, folders, cards, circulars, pro- Come in aud see us something in the print JOB PRINTING The kind you ought to have and when to have it, that is when you really need it. We have contracted the habit of satisfying our customers. Our work is of the highest quality and our services are always at your instant disposal. We are especially prepared to turn out letterheads, billheads, noteheads, statements, folders, booklets, envelopes, cards, circurlars, programs and sale bills. Come in aud see us next time you need something in the printing line. THE BYSTANDER --- 822 Hippee Building, Des Moines, Iowa at and General Mgr. A. W. Porter, Se A. H. Mack, Field Manager Years of Experience in Oil Business. During his stay here the work has prospered both spiritually and financially. As a Christian minister we could not get a better one. They are a fine Christian family, his wife is a real Jewel, a real helpmate. His children are a light to the children of Waterloo, since they have been here there have been more children added to the Church, also attending prayer meeting. There is not another place in your district that needs them any more than Waterloo. We will set in prayer that God may move on our dear Bishop's heart to send him back to us. This last quarter was the greatest in the history of the Church. The receipts, disbursements, and balance in the trustee department as as follows: Total receipts, $745.23. Total disbursement, $481.29. Total balance, $263.94. We are pleased to report that we were able to burn the mortgage on our property June 1, 1919. We are now free of all encumbrance and have on hand a surplus that is sufficient to put our property in fine shape. Respectfully submitted, FRANK BRIGHT, Secretary Trustee Board. ALBIA NEWS. The A. M. E. Sunday School has had two pienies this season one at Urban Park, with the use of the Skating Rink for the afternoon, where the Hocking people joined them. And one at Hiteman with the Albia and Hocking joining the Hiteman people on the Fourth of July. Mr. Bailey and Wicks of Ottumwa was in Albia on Sunday. Mrs. Mable Robinson was in town from Hocking this week. Mrs. Mary Jameson entertained at breakfast on the Fourth morning at 8 o'clock Rev. J. W. Dowden and Mr. and Mrs. Monroe Davis. Please pay your subscription. PRINTING ought to have and when to when you really need it. stored the habit of satisfying Our work is of the highest services are always at your We are especially prepared heads, billheads, noteheads, ers, booklets, envelopes, programs and sale bills. us next time you need printing line. Gill seas a ma THE BYSTANDEK Miss Faye Roach is spending a few days in Quince. Dr. and Mrs. Giles have returned to Chicago after a visit with Mrs. Giles' mother, Mrs. Van Shortridge. Mrs. Wright and daughter Erma of Minneapolis, Min., are visiting Dr. and Mrs. T. H. Phillips. The Bethel A. M. E. Church was very successful in their rally Sunday, July 6th. In the afternoon the pastor of the First African Baptist Church preached. At night the Pilgrim Rest congregation worshiped with them. The choir helped furnish the music for the occasion and the pastor, Rev. J. Sterling Moore preached an excellent sermon. The rally amounted to $525.26. Miss Thela Smith is spending her vacation in Kansas City, Kan., with her mother. Miss Bell Aikers and her sister, Mrs. Phophet of Chicago are visiting their mother, Mrs. R. Aikers. Mrs. Handy and children of Des Moines are visiting with relatives and friends. The Pilgrim Rest Church gave their annual Fourth of July picnic at Kilbourne Park, which was successful both socially and financially. Rev. J. S. Mr. James Helm and sister, Miss Beatrice Helm spent the Fourth here. Mrs. Bergen of Des Moines is visiting her father, Mr. D. Smith. Mrs. Mary Johnson is in the city, the guest of her sisters, Mrs. Mamie Rose and Mrs. Miller. Mrs. Stewart of Chicago is visiting her sister, Mrs. Quinn. Mr. Henry Harris is able to be out again after a recent illness. The Bethel A. M. E. Fourth of July picnic held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Snoddy was very successful. Mr. and Mrs. Findley of Louisiana, Mo., spent the Fourth in the city, the guest of their parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. A. Scott. Mrs. Anne Mott is visiting her sister, Mrs. Palmer in Burlington. Miss Bates of Louisiana, Mo., is visiting her brother, Mr. C. Bates. Miss Bohen of Burlington was visiting in the city last week. Dr. and Mrs. Johnson of Burlington spent the Fourth here the guest of Dr. and Mrs. T. H. Phillips. Help for Those Who Have Stomach Trouble. Aftering doctoring for about twelve years for a bad stomach trouble, and spending nearly five hundred dollars for medicine and doctors' fees, I purchased my wife one box of Chamberlain's Tablets, which did her so much good that she continued to use them and they have done her more good than all of the medicine I bought before.—Samuel Boyer, Folsom, Iowa. Please pay for your subscription. The pelican is commendably regular in his habits. The parent birds catch fish, and, after eating their fill, fly to their young, who eat by thrusting their bills down the mother's throat and feasting on the half-digested food. Some Strategy. Marie Willis (at the beach)—"Kit is quite a clever social general." Jane Gillis—"Yes. She went through last season's campaign without the loss of a man."—Life. KEOKUK, IOWA. Polican's Habits. Some Strategy. WITH OUR CHURCHES CHURCH DIRECTORY. MAPLE ST. BAPTIST CHURCH. East Maple Street. Rev. Samuel Bates, pastor. 11:00 a. m.—Preaching. 1 p. m.—Sunday school. 6 p. m.—B. Y. P. U. 7:30—Preaching. Prayer meeting Wednesday evening. Cornithian Baptist Church Fifteenth and Linden Sta. 8 p. m.—Evening worship and preaching. Union Congregationzl Church. Tenth and Park Sts. Rev. H. E. King, pastor. 11 a. m.—Morning worship. 12:15 p. m.—Sunday school. Christian Endeavor at 6:15 p. m. Lieut. M. H. Thompson, president. Evening services at 7:30 p. m. Mid-week prayer meeting Wednesday. Everybody invited at all of these services. St. PauPs A. M. E. Church 12th and Crocker Sts. Rev. S. L. Birt, D. D., Pastor. 10:45 a. m.—Preaching. 12:30 p. m.—Class meeting. 1 p. m.—Sunday school. 6.30 p. m.—Christian Endeavor. 8:00 p. m.—Evening worship. Union Baptist Church Sixteenth and McCormick. Rev. M. Toomey, Pastor. 9:30 a. m.—Sunday school. 11 a. m.—Preaching. 6 p. m.—B. Y. P. U. 8 p. m.—Preaching. St. John A. M. E. Zion Church. S. E. 19th and Scott Sts. Rev. E. E. Hardge, Pastor. 10:00 a. m.—Sunday school. 11:00 a. m.—Preaching. 6:30 p. m.—V. C. E. Society. 8:00 p. m.—Preaching. 8:00 p. m. Friday—Prayer and class meeting. Exeteron au Pintore com. Rev. H. A. Perry, Pastor. 11 a. m.—Morning service. 12:30 p. m.—Class meeting. 1:00 p. m.—Sunday school. 6:30 p. m.—Christian Endeavor. 7:30 p. m.—Evening worship. Prayer, Wednesday, 8 p. m. Lpworth League, 6:45 p. m. Asbury M. E. Church. Services in Knights of Tabro Hall, 12th and Park Sts. Phone Wal. 8241. Sunday School, 10:00 a.m. Evening Service. Preaching, 7:45 p. m. Class Meeting, Friday, 8 p. m. CHURCH OF GOD AND SAINTS OF CHRIST. 928 12th St Elder E. W. Pittman, Pastor. Preaching every 4th Sunday A. M. 11:30. Preaching every Sunday evening, 7:30. Preaching every Wednesday evening, 7:30. Preaching every Friday evening, 7:30. Services all day Saturday. READ THE NATIONAL NOTES Mrs. Booker T. Washington, editor of the "National Notes," the official organ of the National Association of Colored Women, has been notified by Mrs. S. Joe Brown business manager of the "Notes" that the following persons will serve as agents for this publication throughout the state of Iowa: Mrs. Jessye E. McClain, Mrs. John Beverly of Des Moines, Mrs. A. G. Clark, Oskaloosa; Mrs. Catherine Mease-Gater, Ames; Mrs. Edward Robinson, Mrs. C. A. Johnson, Marshalltown; Mrs. Maud Brewton, Mason City; Mrs. Britton Thomas, Albia; Mrs. Mable Robinson, Hawkins; Mrs. Jennie S. Philips, Mrs. E. F. Jones, Buxton, and Miss Marie Williams of Cedar Rapids. It is the object of the business manager to double the subscription list this year thereby making the "Notes" self-supporting. If you are interested in the Club movement and wish to know what the women of the country are doing in this reconstruction period, see one of these agents and subscribe for the National Notes. The price is only 50 cents per year, being published monthly. The next edition will appear in September. She Put the Toe In Ptemaine A seven-year-old Columbus girl came home from school and reported one of her classmates had hurt his toe and was unable to be at school. "It's very serious," she said, "and they are afraid he is going to have pomatine polsoning."—India unpolis News. "No bachelor can understand a woman," declared Mrs. Stubkins. "Huh, you don't say so!" replied Stubkins, with a snort. "What else in the world do you suppose makes a man bachelor?"-Judge. Proof Conclusive. DAVENPORT ITEMS. Mrs. Gertrude Stephens of Coffeeville, Kan., after visiting her sister, Mrs. Emma Robinson a few days, left for a visit with friends in Missouri. The three night entertainment given at the playground by the Third Baptist Church was a success socially and financially. The Missouri Club will have a picnic at Long View Park in Rock Island, July 17th. The tri-cities are invited. Come and have a good time. The Echo meeting at Bethel A. M. E. Church last Sunday night was well attended. The returned delegates from the various auxiliaries of the church made excellent reports of the convention held in Burlington June 24th to 28th. Mrs. Georgia Perkins, who met with the misfortune of getting her arm broken is getting along nicely. The Sunday Forums of the N. A. A. C. P. are growing in interest. Mr. William Stewart of Moline, was the principle speaker last Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. D. S. Johnson are enjoying a visit from their niece, Mrs. James Crowder of Washington. Mr. and Mrs. Victor Appleton expect to make their home in Fort Wayne, Ind., whitcher he has gone. Mr. Appleton will engage in the undertaking business. Mr. Logan Oney and family when returning from church in their car last Sunday met with a very serious accident. A street car hit their automobile throwing the occupants to the pavement. Mr. B. F. Oney was severely bruised about the shoulders and head. Little Vicilla Oney suffered a fractured skull. Mr. and Mrs. Logan Oney escaped with only slight bruises. They were all taken to St. Luke's hospital where they are on the road to recovery. Dr. J. A. Welch has returned from an extended visit in the east. As a social courtesy to Mrs. James Crowder, Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Carter entertained a party Tuesday evening. Anyone having news for publication in the Bystander telephone 4047. Mr. and Mrs. Charles Shepard leaves today far various points in Indiana to visit relatives and friends. Mr. and Mrs. D. S. Johnson entertained for Mrs. James Crowder. The out of town guests were Mr. and Mrs. Leroy-Norris and Mrs. Belle Taylor of Rock Island, Ill. Mr. William Smith was called to Little Rock Ark., by the serious illness of his mother, Mrs. Young, who visited him here last year. He will leave at once for her bedside. Mr. and Mrs. William Brooks have moved to 220 Hildreth street. The many friends of Miss Bertha Bates will be glad to hear she is getting on nicely after her operation at Iowa City hospital and that she will be able to walk without the assistance of crutches. TAG DAY. TAG DAY. July 18-19 will will be tag days all over the state to raise funds to buy a place at Iowa City that will be a home for the girls of our race, who desire to attend that college. The history of the school life of our girls at Iowa City has been one of struggles and humiliation. There are but few of our people in Iowa City and to get a place to stay the girls have gone into the homes of the other race to work—running to schol in the mornings without a chance to glance in the glass, hurrying back at noon to help with the mid-day meal, then another run to school. When the evening work was done, they were to tired to study. There was no social life for these girls, when sick they were homeless and friendless. Three years ago a few girls who had gone there to college decided to make conditions better at Iowa City for Negro girls. They took the money received from their parents and rented a house, the faculty of the university gave them furniture and they started a home with Mrs. Helen Dameron Beshears as matron. It has been a success. They have gained prestige for all Iowa and now have a Delta Sigma Theta Chapter. In 1918 they sent a delegate to Iowa Federation and asked for assistance, but little was done. Like Dancho's ghost they would not down and this year rent another delegate, who said the people of Iowa must make a permanent place at Iowa City for our girls. Last year the boys of the other race rented their home to our girls; the boys will use it the coming school year and our girls are looking to the people of Iowa to get a place for them. Will you help? The drive is on. You were tried in the various patriotic movements of the past two years and not found wanting. This cause of the Negro girl is also important. If you would better the condition of our race, make it stronger intellectually, morally and socially—then educate the girl of today, the mother of tomorrow. Everyone can help. July 18-19 are tag days. Buy a tag for 10 cents. Everyone who gives one dollar will have their card in the Friendship Chest in the house. Five dollars your name on the Honor Roll in the home. Ten dollars from Clubs, Lodges, etc., and their names on Honor Roll. One thousand donation or subscription cards will be sent out. Please fill out and return at once. Every bit of help that can be given this movement is needed and should be forthcoming. The list of all donors of one dollar and over will be published. Send all donations to Committee. Chairman of Committees: Scholarship Committee—Mrs. Helen Downey, 236 Bashaw street, Ottumwa, Ia. European Families That Had More Than Ordinary Claims to World's Attention. There is living at Bilbao, Spain, a family of seven who between them possess no fewer than 164 fingers. One of them has 23 fingers, another 21, while of the remaining five each can boast a couple of hands with 12 fingers aplice. At Koshillivo, Russia, a very similar phenomenon exists in the fifty or more descendants of a peasant with extra fingers on his hands, who married at the beginning of the last century, all of whom are dowered with from one to five fingers in excess of the normal number. The last surviving member of what was perhaps the record family with regard to weight was, in the person of Charles Atkins, a few years back interred at Harrow, England. He welghed 476 pounds, his brothers, who predeceased him, being no less than 504 and 560 pounds. The family record for longevity has not been beaten since Robert Parr, the great-grandson of the celebrated Thomas Parr, died in 1757 at the age of one hundred and twenty-four. His father lived to celebrate his one hundred and ninth birthday, his grandfather reached one hundred and thirteen, while his greatgrandfather was 152 at the time of his death. There is mentioned in the Harleian Miscellany a Scotch weaver and his wife were the proud parents of 62 children, 50 of whom reached their majority. Large as this family was, its fame pales before that of a Russian, one Ivan Wassillig, who was the proud father of 87. By his first wife he had 69 children in the following order: Four times quadruplets at a birth, seven times triplets and 16 times twins. By his second spouse he had twice triplets and six times twins. Undoubtedly the record for misfortune belongs to a Belgian family named Adnet. The father, Jean Adnet, was drowned; his wife committed suicide, while of his two sisters one was killed by the kick of a horse and the other by a blow received from a falling scaffold. Jean Adnet had six children, four sons and two daughters. Of these the latter perished through the overturing of a pleasure boat. One of the sons was stabbed in a drunken brawl, another was crushed to death by a heavy wagon, while the remaining two, who emigrated to America, were slain in 1891 while fighting for Balmaceda against congressists.--Stray Stories. Remarkable Twins. Darius Cobb, artist, who died recently, and Cyrus Cobb, sculptor, were twins whose similarity, not only in external features but in the nature and development of their talents, is one of the most remarkable in scientific history. At fourteen both were painting views of the Mississippi river. At sixteen they were both leading orchestras, having simultaneously take up the study of music. About the same time they both wrote poems for a paper published by the father, the Rev. Sylvanus Cobb. When the twins were nineteen years old they started painting, professionally, Cyrus painting the portrait of their father and Darius that of their mother. At twenty they added lithographing to their accomplishments. In the Civil war they enlisted and fought side by side. At the close of the war came the first diversity in their activities. Cyrus then devoted himself to sculpture, designing a number of soldiers' monuments and historic figures. Darius became a historical painter. His head of Christ, upon which he labored 34 years, was regarded as his masterpiece. Ear From Other Cities What is the most out-of-the-way place in the United States? A Utah man nominates Hanksville, in that state, for the distinction. Hanksville, he says, is the last postoffice for several hundred miles to the south and a hundred miles to the east. The mail that reaches there goes through so much hardship that the wrappings are usually worn out, for it must pass through the hands of three star route contractors before reaching its destination. A letter from Hanksville, he says, had just reached him at Green River, 60 miles away, which had been 16 days on the way. Used Theater Programs Cleaned. Conservation has extended even to rumpled theater programs, left in the seats by the patron of a theater, according to Popular Mechanics Magazine. Between 200 and 300 are picked up each night, piled in stacks of 50 each, and pressed flat in a bookbinder's press for 24 hours. Emerging flat and unwrinkled from this process, they are then run through rubber rollers, which erase all fingerprints and stains. It is said that it is impossible to distinguish these reclaimed programs from those just off the printing press. The New Version. "Gabe Gosnell got buncoed good and plenty on his trip," related Burt Blurt of Petunia. "Aw, well," returned old Riley Rez zidew, "a fool and his money go to Kansas City."—Kansas City Star. Welcome Home Day. "Papa." Billie asked, "Is a trillion more than a billion?" "Yes," Billie was answered. "Then, papa, I'll bet there's a trillion people lookin' at the parade."