Metropolis Weekly Gazette
Friday, September 3, 1915
Metropolis, Illinois
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METROPOLIS WEEKLY GAZETTE
SEP 4 - 1915 356
PROGRAM
Annual Session of the M
Mon, to be heid with St. J
ands, Ill., Sept. 7th to 13,
day devotionals conducted by
er by moderator Rev. D. Parris,
officers and reading the By-Law
of committees.
Address by the pastor. Respo
alia.
Rev P. B. French, Sparta
of the 64th Annual Session of the Mt. Olive Baptist Association, to be heid with St. John Ba ptist church, Mounds, Ill., Sept. 7th to 13, 1915.
9:00 a. m. Thursday devotionals conducted by Mt. Moriah and Perks delegates.
9:30 Call to order by moderator Rev. D. Parrish.
Calling roll of officers and reading the By-Laws and Constitution.
Appointment of committees.
10:00 Welcome Address by the pastor. Response by Elder H. Allison, of Centralia.
11:00 Preaching Rev P. B. French, Sparta. Collection and adjournment.
AFTERNOON.
conducted by Elder Levi Tho
delegates.
n of visitors
Reading letters.
by Rev. J. M. Blake, Metropoli
dismission.
1:30 Devotionals conducted by Elder Levi Thompson, Mt. Vernon and Carlyle delegates.
2:00 Introduction of visitors
2:20 Topics Reading letters.
3:00 Preaching by Rev. J. M. Blake, Metropolis.
Collection and discussion
FRIDAY MORNING
by Harrisburg and Carrier Mills
e moderator
work, Reading of letters and n
Rev. J: H. Knowles, Mission
dismission
AETERNOON.
is, led by Mounds and Hodges P
address
business, Reading of letters.
Rev. G. W. Rowlett, Metropoli
adjournment.
1:30 Devotionals by Harrisburg and Carrier Mills delegates.
Remarks by the moderator
9:00 Committee work, Reading of letters and miscellaneous business
11:00 Preaching, Rev. J: H. Knowles, Missionary.
Collection and dismission
AETERNOON.
1:30 Devotionals, led by Mounds and Hodges Park delegates
2:00 Moderator's address
Miscellaneous business, Reading of letters.
3:00 Preachin, Rev. G. W. Rowlett, Metropolis
Collection and adjournment.
EVENING SESSION
led by Texas Bend and Belgrave
by Rev. J. W. Davie, Metropoli
adjournment.
SUMDAY MORNING
pool
prayer and Praise meeting
Rev. C. W. Norment, Carbone
adjournment.
7:30 Devotionals led by Texas Bend and Belgrade delegates
8:00 Proaching by Rev. J. W, Davie, Metropolis
Collection and adjournment.
9:00 Sunday School
10:30 General Prayer and Praise meeting
11:00 Preaching, Rev. C. W. Norment, Carbondale
Collection and adjournment.
SUNDAY AFTERNOON
2: Devotionals conducted by Mt. Vernon, delegate
3:00 Memorial Services conducted by Elders H. Allison, J. H.
Knowles and J. B. McCrary.
SUNDAY NIGHT SESSION
conducted by Future City n
by the Moderator
adjournment.
ers G. W. Rowlett, J. M. Blak
7:30 Devotionals conducted by Future City and Tamms delegates
:00 Preaching by the Moderator
Collection and adjournment.
Committee: Elders G. W. Rowlett, J. M. Blake and Mrs. M. J. Blake.
PROGRAM
Letters and Deacons Union
John Baptist Church,
Sept. 7 and 8, '15.
ed by 12th St. and Unionville
to order by Pres. Eldor J. M.
Committees, Reading of Consti-
tive business.
Work. There will be a commi-
nd and any one having topics will
address by Pastor. Response to
g. Rev. F. Bomar of Cairo. Co
Of the Ministers and Deacons Union to be held with the St. John Baptist Church, Mounds, Ill. Sept. 7 and 8, '15.
9:00 Devotional ed by 12th St. and Unionville delegates.
9:30 Union calls to order by Pres. Elder J. M. Blake, Metropolis.
Appointment of Committees, Reading of Constitution and By-laws Miscellaneous business.
10:00. Topic, Work. There will be a committee appointed to draw up topics and any one having topics will present them to said committee.
10:30 Welcome address by Pastor. Response by Rev. E. Holmes of Duquoin.
11.00. Preaching. Rev. F. Bomar of Cairo. Collection and dismiss.
TUESDAY AFTERNOON
is conducted by New Bethel and
Reading minutes, Introduction
of business.
g, Rev. W. C. Chambers. Colle
1:30 Devotionals conducted by New Bethel and Villa Ridge delegates.
2:00. Roll call, Reading minutes, Introduction of visitors, Discussion of topics.
2:30. Miscellaneous business.
3:00. Preaching, Rev. W. C. Chambers. Collection.
4:00. Topics.
EVENING
als, Bros. T. C. Owens and Jam
g, Eld. A. S. Webb. Collection.
WEDNESDAY MORNING.
als led by Carbondale and Duqu
and Reading minutes. Misc.
g. Rev. Wm. Bell, Md. City
AFTERNOON
als led by Pulaski and Ullin dele
eting.
7:30. Devotionals, Bros. T. C. Owens and James Haynes.
8:00. Preaching, Eld. A. S. Webb. Collection and dismission.
WEDNESDAY MORNING.
8:30. Devotionals led by Carbondale and Duquoin delegates.
9:00. Roll call and Reading minutes. Miscellaneous business and topics.
11:00. Preaching, Rev. Wm. Boll, Md. City
1:30. Devotionals led by Pulaski and Ullin delegates.
2:00. Praise meeting.
2:30. Topics.
EVENING
Rev. J. H. Hilley. Collection
dels led by Tamma and Sandusky
Elder W. G. Faulkner. Colle
3:00. Preaching, Rev. J. H. Hilley. Collection and dismission.
7:30. Devotionals led by Tamma and Sandusky delegates.
8:00. Preaching, Elder W. G. Faulkner. Collection and adjournment.
MOTTO : "HEW TO THE LINE. LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY."
2 NEGRO SLAYERS BURNED TO DEATH BY MOB IN TEXAS
Hundreds of Persons See Crowd Execute Men Who Shot and Killed Deputy Sheriff at Sulphur Springs.
Pair Captured By Possee, Immediately Go To Deaths
Residents Gather in Public Park to Watch Affair - Sheriff Also Wounded, is Expected to Die.
Sulphur Springs, Texas, August 29.—King and Joe Richmond negroes, were burned to death in view of hundreds of persons by a mob in Bufford, Park here late to today.
The negroes, while resisting arrest early today nine miles north of here, shot and killed Deputy Sheriff Nathan A. Lippin and probably mortally wounded Sheriff J. B. Buttler.
They were captured by a possee this afternoon, brought here and immediately burned.
Tye possee dragged the negroes into town at the ends of ropes. As soon as the park was reached, pine dry goods boxes were brought from stores and oil poured upon them.
A chain was dragged one of the prisoners and the other was handcuffed to him. A match was set to the pyre and the negroes pushed into the flames.
As the negroes fell unconscious in the, dozens of revolvers were emptied at their bodies. One woman, of whom there were many in the park, snatched a revolver from a possemen's hand and fired into the flames. $\rightarrow$ Globe Democrat.
Shame on so called christianed and civilized America! The Africans would hang their head in shame over such a brutal affair if it had been committed among them, though uncivilized.
Where the regard for law and order? This country is fast returning to the days of savagery.
These outlaws and murderers are sowing to the wind and they will reap the whirl-wind. The law should be enforced without partiality. The Negroes are not getting a fair deal in the courts of this country and no one knows it better than they. Often they are taken up, tried on suspicion before prejudiced white jury and rushed to the penitentiary, or they are turned over to mobs, especially it is true in the Southland, for not crimes always committed but often on mere suspicion and they executed without judge or jury, and knowing as they do that are not to have any trial or even protection from those sworn to uphold the majesty of the law, he becomes desperate knowing that it is but death they resist the officers of the law. Can you blame them? What would you do neighbor under similar conditionous? A mob is a dangerous thing to society and the mob spirit should be checked. Look at Georgia, The Negro will not always be the victim. The Lord will have to send more floods, winds and other disasters before proud America the county that wants to reform other lands will come to her senses.
SPARTA
Dear Editor, allow me space to say a few words in your worthy paper. Our S. S. was opened at 9:30 a. m. by the assistant Supt. Bro. Eugene Wallace and the teachers were active and at their classes instructing them in their lessons. The lesson was reviewed by Supt. J. M. Haynes. Bro. Wm. Macklin, was appointed Sunday School Missionary.
At 11:00 our pastor Rev. P. B. French, preached a powerful sermon from I. Cor. 12:31 and at 8'olock p. m., our pastor used for a text I. Cor. 12:31 on the power of the best gifts.
There will be a rally the 1st Sunday in Sept. for the benefit of the church extension and repair, as we are are to entertain the
Missionary Baptist State Association which convenes with us in May 1916. The B. Y. P. U. is doing a good work.
The Carnation club will entertain on the church lawn Saturday evening.
Bros. M. C. Wrice, and Benj. Lance, will present the church a beautiful communion set the first Sunday in Sept., for which they credit.
Mrs, Lillie Smith is in St. Louis, for a few days.
Mr. Henry Rodgers, an old citizen of this city died last week, aged 74 years.
J. J. Taylor.
NOTES ON RACIAL
PROGRESS.
The Prown Savings Bank of
Norfolk is in a very healthy condition. F. C. Brown is president and William M. Rich cashier. Starting six years ago, its total assets in 1909 of $10, 434 has increased to $67, 827 09 In 1915, which is being added to form twenty to thirty thousand each year. The Christmas Saving Club feature is very popular. In 1814 the bank paid to the depositors in this club the sum of $23,000. At the rate the members of the club are now making weekly deposits the outlook is favorable for the return of $100,000 the forthcoming Christmas week to the fortunate depositors. Messrs. E. T. Pritchett and W. A Wilson of Danville, Virginia. are successful merchants and real estate dealers said to be worth about $30,000.
W. Hewlett Jones. 207 Main St., Danville, Virginia, has had twenty-five years experience as a baker and manufacturing confectioner, and has successfully held his own against all competitors in the city. He easily does busi- of $25,000 annually.
H. J. MYERS IS HELD UP, SHOT BY A ROBBER
Insurance Men Wounded Seriously by Negro Who Escapes with $13 and Book of Receipt
Henry J. Meyers of 1363 North Euclid avenue, local manager of the Western Life and Accident Insurance Company, was shot and seriously wounded by a negro highwayma in front of 3516 Chouteau avenue at 8:30 o'clock Saturday night. The negro then robbed Myers of a pocket-book containing $13 and several receipts and fled.
Myers, who is 52 years old, had gone to the Chuteau avenue address to collect insurance premiums from Henry Kickman and Mrs. Martha Martin. As he left the front yard he was confronted by a negro, who, covering Myers with a revolver, ordered him to throw up his hands. Myers complied, but as he raised his hands the negro fired.
The bullet passed through Myers left hand and the left side of his neck. The highwayman then took the pocketbook and receipts
CARD OF THANKS.
We desire to thank our many friends for their kind words of spmpathy during the last illness and death of our daughter, wife, mother and sister, Mattie Ardella Buchanan, who departed this life August 20, 1915.
We thank you also for the many beautiful floral designs given us.
Devotedly yours,
IRA BUCHANAN, and Children
MR. and MRS. I. T. STALLS,
Parents
MRS. MINNIE B. WOODS, Sister
MRS. V. JOHNSON,
MRS. MYRA L. YOUNG,
MISS CORA MAE STALLS,
ANTONE MACEO STALLS, Brother.
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The local societies of the Mt. Olive Baptist association will take notice that the annual meeting is first approaching and every church and local Society are asked to send something ror Education. Sisters, the work no doubt is lagging but we know that the Masters's business requires haste so please let us get busy and do something to put the Educational work on record this year.
Each local Union is expected to have your delegate there by Wednesday morning to open the session at whatever place is designated for us to hold the W. E. & M meeting. Sisters, let us come praying for the spiritual and financial success. Let every church select a woman to get up the donation of pieces for the needle work committee, Sits. J. E Webb, is chairman. Let every sister that can send us an apron or piece of fancy work of some kind anything that is useful as would like to raise all we can from that department. There will be a program prepared to outline the sessions each day. Come prepared for the Literary program.
Sister Anna Owens, of Sparta, was elected missionary for the district last year but we don't know her hindrance for not visiting throughout the district but we hope to have a successful meeting. I have been hindred by sickness and the loss of one near and dear in our family. Rev. Blake's son and we feel sad over the loss, but our loss is heaven's gain, though the support and comfort of our home in the midst of afflictions is gone and far removed but we know that God is able to support us and make us able to do all things.
Yours in his Name,
M. J. Blake,
President
NOTICE
Mr. Editor: Please give notice that I have no power to change the time of meeting by the constitution, but as the brothers want to go to the National Convetion they can put the meeting off two weeks longer, but I could not change it. Please give notice for all to meet Tuesday before the and Sunday in Sept. I cannot go unless my child gets better as I have a very sick daughter she has been sick for 5 months, that is my reason for not going. So please give notice of the meeting at Mounds; let all come to do work for the district.
LOS ANGELES, CAL., Augut 27.
—Former Gov John M. Slayton of Georgia, who commuted the death sentence of Leo M. Frank to life imprisonment, intimated in an interview here today that he will be a candidate for Congress at the next election and will make the lynching of Frank his political issue.
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AFRO-AMERICAN CULLINGS
In his "The Education of the Negro Prior to 1861" (Putnam's), C. G. Woodson says of the abolitionist agitation that it excited the more active minded of the Negroes. The story of Toussaint l'Ouverture and the talk of the rights of man that followed after the French revolution were disturbing influences. About Baltimore, Norfolk, Charleston and New Orleans insurrectionary ideas were spread by Negroes coming from unhappy Santo Domingo in 1793. In 1800 "General" Gabriel, a slave, led an uprising in Virginia, and there was one in South Carolina. In 1816 Camden and in 1822 Charleston were threaten by Negro plots. Denmark Vesey, a slave who had bought his freedom, was an arch-conspirator. There were uprisings, more or less extensive, in North Carolina, and in 1831 Turner's mad raid spread terror among the white folks of Southampton county, Virginia.
While these disorders were going on, however, the elementary education of the mass of the colored population was proceeding quietly. That it should do so was simply inevitable. Innumerable cases are cited of slaves, intelligent and ambitious and not at all inclined to political rebellion or anarchy, who learned to read and write and make good use of those fundamental acquisitions in advancing themselves along the road to "higher" learning. In their own upward progression they lifted others, the natural and efficient form of "uplift."
When in its later phases the colonization movement centered upon Liberia its more liberal advocates favored higher education for Negroes in the hope that enlightenment would make them so discontented with the lot of their race in this land that they would voluntarily emigrate. In the South the general feeling among colonizationists was that the education should be conditional on expression of intention to carry it away from the American Negro. The promoters of the scheme planned to educate young Negroes in "mechanic arts, agriculture, science and Biblical literature," while the exceptionally bright ones were to be fitted for professional life and for public office. A curious museum of antiquities is the result of this investigation; from a school opened at Parsippany, N. J., in 1817 to give a four-year course to "African youth" of "talent, discretion and plety" and similar efforts at Newark, N. J., and Hartford, Conn., to the African Education society and the scramble for the "Kosciuszko fund" that seems never to have existed but in the imagination of the colonizationists.
Unyielding opposition of free Negroes and abolitionists, who "could see no philanthropy in educating persons to prepare for doom in a deadly climate," kept the institutions planned by the colonizationists from materializing. At Philadelphia in 1830 a "convention of the free people of color" centralized the opposition. Thereafter the colonizing propaganda in this country was concentrated upon individual cases, and the policy of push was changed to one of pull; that is to say, the plan was to make Liberia attractive instead of making the United States repulsive.
It was in 1816 that the National Colonization society of America was organized, that strange compound of sentiment and business. Lieutenant Stockton made a treaty with native princes in 1821. The native headmen themselves were slow to give up their
When it is realized how far the Negro has come in the last fifty years it is not hard to account for the extent and degree of confidence in his future. The census of 1910 shows that two out of every five persons engaged in gainful occupations in the 16 southern states are Negroes. Of the entire Negro population in these states 63 per cent are in some form of industrial occupation. Of all the Negroes engaged in industrial activities 60 per cent are agricultural workers. Something like a million Negroes have developed from agricultural laborers to farmers in 50 years.
The efforts of the colored man to help himself have been strongly in his favor, for they have inspired the confidence of the white people and made a plan of co-operation between the two much easier than it would otherwise have been. Because of this new valuation of the agricultural or industrial Negro there has come a truer appreciation of the human qualities involved. There has been the feeling that the fine qualities in the character of the faithful slave were the fruitage of
Signor Marconi has been inspecting the wireless stations of Italy, and has found them ready for any war emergency.
The erection of two universities, one at Cape Town and the other at Pretoria, is being urged by a government commission.
It is all right for a woman to pretend her dinner was a failure, but it is a wise husband who disagrees with her.
end of the slave trade, but by 1822 their objections were overcome and settlement was begun. It was in 1847 that the colony was made independent, marking the end of an extraordinary episode of mixed philanthropy and politics.
A suit was filed in the Supreme court to gain compensation for work performed by slaves during the years from 1859 to 1868, in the production of cotton in the southern states and preparation of this cotton for the market. William G. McAdoo is made the defendant in his official capacity as secretary of the treasury. The plaintiffs are H. N. Johnson of Louisiana; R. Bowers of Texas; C. B. Williams of Mississippi, and Mamie Thompson of Tennessee, who say in the bill of complaint that they sue for themselves and others similarly interested.
The bill sets forth that the secretary of the treasury of the United States obtained possession, and the defendant herein now holds the custody, of certain money which was a part of the fruit of the labor of the plaintiffs amounting to $68,072,388 under "internal revenue tax on raw cotton," and that this sum is not the legitimate property of the United States, and should be paid to those by whose labor the cotton yielding this revenue was produced.
Another paragraph of the bill reads: "Plaintiffs and such of them as claim as heirs were subject to a system of involuntary servitude in the above named states, and other states commonly known as the Southern States."
Referring further to the conditions under which the services were rendered, the petition says:
"That the system of involuntary servitude by which plaintiffs were dominated, to wit: under and by force plaintiffs and their ancestors, against their free will of action and by coercion and justifiable fear of bodily injury or destruction, to render said labor."
The petition was filed by Attorney E. M. Hewlett, as the local attorney representing Attorneys Cornelius J. Jones of Muskogee, Oklahoma, and H. A. Guess, Jones, who is said to have prepared the bill of complaint, is a colored lawyer. The petition asks that the case be referred to a master in chancery, to take proof of the claims of the parties interested, and that a bill of discovery be issued to ascertain among whom the money shall be distributed and the amounts that each shall receive, and to have the secretary of the treasury disclose the source from which the sum held by him was derived.
When a man gets married the other fellows tell him he's a lucky dog. But there is no certainty about it either way until he has been married four or five years.
A "live wire" who visited our town last week moved on as soon as he learned that the custom here is to exact cash in advance from those who follow his profession.
If an attempt were made to pick out the meanest man in town you would get some votes and so should we.
Most of the values are fixed by fools in the possession of money.
hardships and careful training, and there was a doubt about these qualities springing from a different, freer soil. But southern whites are now coming to believe that these qualities depended not upon accidental conditions of slavery, but resided in the possibility of their human nature. The basis of this conviction is distinctly religious. White people have greater confidence in the Negro because they have greater confidence in all humanity.—Marc N. Goodnow, in the Chicago Daily News.
The North sea is the greatest fishing ground in the world, and, despite the great activity of the fishermen, there seems to be no diminution of the catch.
There is no fixed standard. Many regard the bestowal upon a candidate for initiation of the side degrees of a lodge as a highly humorous proceeding.
An extensive deposit of asphalt of high quality has been discovered in the Philippines.
If you have children of your own you will be worried by them. If you have no children you will be worried by well-meaning persons who want you to adopt children.
It is hard to improve on Eph Wiley's system. Eph gets everything he wants at home and is permitted to do as he pleases by telling his wife he loves her.
A dollar in a man's pocket is worth two that he owes.
METROPOLIS WEEKLY GAZETTE. METROPOLIS ILL
SKYSCRAPER DREAM
Savoy Architect Had It Over 300 Years Ago.
Planned Building 361 Feet In Height,
But It Remained for America
to Realize His
Vision.
For many years foreigners have regarded the "skyscraper" as something typical and essentially American. Now a contributor to L'Illustration shatters the illusion; he points out that—as far back as its origin goes, anyway—the skyscraper is not American at all. The first one was planned over three centuries ago in a small town of Savoy.
typical and essentially American. Now a contributor to Lillustration shatters the illusion; he points out that—as far back as its origin goes, anyway—the skyscraper is not American at all. The first one was planned over three centuries ago in a small town of Savoy.
1601, Jacques Perret, an architect living in Chambrey, designed a building that, although it was never erected, may properly claim to be the ancestor of the modern skyscraper. What a visionary dreamer must have been the architect who 300 years ago planned an 11-story building 361 feet in height—almost half as tall as the Woolworth building in New York.
According to Perret's measurements, the building was to have been 168 feet long and 140 feet broad. And the walls were to have been over 12 feet thick! But in 1601 the methods of building construction were by no means so modern as Perret's plans; twelve-foot walls were none too thick to support 11 stories. Here, again, however, the ingenuity of the architect showed itself, for he found a way of making use of the walls without weakening their strength. "In the thickness of the walls," he wrote, "are little stairways, cabinets and cupboards, from the bottom floor to the top floor; thus there is no space wasted."
Evidently the building was designed for a dwelling—perhaps an apartment house, for in describing his project, Perret wrote: "This great and excellent edifice can accommodate comfortable 500 people."
Considering the date of the design, the project of Jacques Perret was in many ways a remarkably prophetic vision. In ornateness of detail and in fanciful exaggeration the building suggests the sixteenth century, but in its general lines it represents a much later period in architecture. Like the most modern skyscrapers of New York, it has a tower above the main building. And when he designed the terraced roof, did Jacques Perret dream of a roof garden? .
Strength of Cast Iron.
In a paper recently read before the Society of Chemical Industry the statement was made that the strength of cast iron was affected by the addition of wrought iron in the following proportions: With 100 parts of cast iron 10 parts of wrought iron increases the strength 2 per cent; 20 parts of wrought iron increases the strength 32 per cent; 30 parts of wrought iron increases the strength 60 per cent; 40 parts of wrought iron increases the strength but 33 per cent. The maximum result is therefore produced with 30 per cent wrought scrap.
Stainless Steel.
A Sheffield steel firm has recently evolved a new and novel product which is called stainless steel, which, when brought to a bright polished finish, is proof against rust, stain or tarnish. The first articles which have been made from this steel are cutlery, and after a prolonged use this has retained its original finish. Although specimens were subjected to a particularly severe test on fruits of various kinds known quickly to stain ordinary steel, there were no marks of any kind upon the surface of the cutlery.
The Difference.
"The man they threw out of the place was not like a burning house." "How so?" "He was full of fire after he was put out."
"I suppose since the baby came,
your husband is no longer the hero
of your domestic drama?"
"Oh. no; he is merely the walking
rentleman."
Valuable Farm Land.
It is said that in some localities in
Japan farm land sells for $10,000 an
acre.
Cracking Good—
Post
Toasties
and cream
A Royal Treat
JUSTICE TO PLUMBER
Writer Calls a Halt on the Venerable Joke.
"Skilled Scientist" is New Appellation Given Him, and It May Be That He Will Be Held Deserving of it.
Time to call a halt on the venerable joke about the plumber. He is a skilled scientist, just as is the surgeon a trained and highly intelligent artist. The only difference is that one ministers to a body diseased or smashed up in some of its essential parts, and the other ministers to the larger organism in which a group of humans make their home, healing its diseases so far at least as they have to do with the circulatory and other important systems upon which the health of the whole depends.
For instance: the other day something went wrong with Smith's house in its most vital parts. The kitchen boiler cracked, to be definite. The symptoms could be interpreted by anybody, and clearly a major operation was immediately necessary. The skilled surgeon was summoned. It was decided that the house should have a new heart. Also after consultation and mature consideration it was determined that certain minor defects of the circulatory system, as leaking taps and insufficient valves, should be patched up and put on the job again. The cisterns no longer should murmur.
Alas! The following night Smith was awakened by the steady dripping of water close by the side of his couch. The candle which was hurriedly procured showed that upon the ceiling there was a circular patch of wetness rapidly gaining in size. Quizzical investigations showed that all seemed to be in order. The ear applied to walls and floors detected no gaspings or gurglings. The reservoirs seemed to maintain their correct levels. The telephone emergency call got from the nearest plumber, after a half hour of rather wild work, merely the advice—"Tap on the supply pipe with a hammer." That was not entirely satisfactory, and another plumber was simpioned. He measured, calculated and listened. He finally diagnosed thus: "Must be the supply pipe just before it enters the top of the reservoir."
And all hands went over to the house, turned off the supply in the collar, drained the clisterns and sought peace and sleep once more.
In the morning the plumber made his official call. A brief examination convinced him that his colleague's diagnosis of the night before had been correct. Serious measures being necessary, he began to pull up floors and remove baseboards. Thus there were laid bare the secrets of the anatomy of the house. All the hidden organs were revealed. Wires and pipes and traps and mysterious appl
ances hidden beneath paint and wall paper acquired a threatening look and the observer could not but wonder what might happen if they should once take possession of the premises on their own account.
Examination by the master surgeon, with Mr. Smith trailing at his heels, revealed no serious lesions nor fractures. A temporary restoration of circulation showed no flaw in the main arteries. Mr. Smith in despair mentioned one or two of the emergency measures of the night before, the minor adjustments of taps and valves. The surgeon smiled. "Fill up the cisterns and wait." he said. The pipes began to throb. The water rose to the customary level. When the top of the reservoir filled and the noise was reduced to the minimum, there it was again.
There in the bedroom—"Drip, drip," it came again.
The flaw was found at last. It was in the waste or overflow pipe of that top reservoir. For the seventeenth time the weary Mr. Smith climbed to the top of his house. There was a short spout, perhaps six feet long, that made the whole trouble—Boston Herald.
ONLY ONE CROP OF LAND
Good corn land is very scarce. See ad of Himmelberger-Harrison Co. in another part of this paper, and write them for full particulars.—Adv.
Submerged but Deadly.
Nickicker — Isn't Jones a summer pest?
Bocker—He is the submarine under the hot wave.
A scientific sharp has discovered that a cubic foot of air can contain 68,000,000,000 microbes. And yet some people complain of being lonely.
In Caroline county, Maryland lantern-slide views contrasting the best and poorest agricultural and domestic conditions are used to good effect.
When a missionary explains that the heathen are experiencing a wonderful awakening, that is a sign he is going to pass the hat.
And if a woman had any other excuse for doing a thing than "because" she probably wouldn't do it.
The earth was created for man, and the average fellow labors under the defusion that he is the man.
Every man may have his price, but sooner or later the majority land on the bargain counter.
Children whose parents are addicted to nagging are entitled to lots of sympathy.
The more money a man has the more he can refuse to lend.
Students in the school of experience never graduate.
It's a short step from cunning to rascality.
COMPLETE AND NOISY MEAL
Traveler Surely Well Fitted With Abundance of Nourishment and "Music."
The longest and noisiest dinner that Mr. James Sibree, Jr., the author of "A Naturalist in Madagascar," ever attended was given by the governor of a town called Ankarana. About a score of officers were at the table and seven ladies. After a long grace by the pastor, dinner was brought in, and consisted of the following courses:
First, curry; second, goose; third, pigeons and watergowl; fourth, chickeau cutlets and poached eggs; fifth, beef sausages; sixth, bottled tongue; seventh, sardines; eighth, pig's trotters; ninth, fried bananas; tenth, pancakes; eleventh, manioc; twelfth, dried bananas.
And lastly, says Mr. Sibree, when I thought everything must have been served, came haunches of roast beef. Claret went about very freely, and at length some much stronger, liquor; and the healths of the queen, "Our friends, the two foreigners," then those of the prime minister, chief secretary and chief judge, were all drunk twice over, the governor's 'coming last; and each was followed by musical and drum honors.
There was a big drum, just outside on the veranda, as well as, two small ones, besides clarinets and fiddles, and these were in full play almost all the time. Then the room was filled by a crowd of servants and aides de camp, and the shouting of everyone, from the governor down, was deafening. The old gentleman directed everything and everyone. I was glad when I could take my leave, after two hours' sitting, but I was not to leave quietly. The governor took me by the hand and escorted me home, while the big drum was hammered at ahead of us all the way.—Youth's Companion.
To Supply Their Own Heat.
In an eastern city the pastor of a colored church consulted a plumber and steamfitter about the cost of putting in a baptistry. The estimate was soon furnished and the figure was regarded as satisfactory.
"But," said the plumber, "this covers only the tank and the water supply. Of course, you will want some sort of arrangement to heat the water."
But the colored pastor had a truly economic mind, and his own ideas of religion also, for he promptly dissented.
"You see," said he to the plumber, "I don't low to baptize nobody in that there baptistry what hain't got religion enough to keep him warm."
—The Continent.
The Financial Side.
"Do you think it a mistake to regard a summer engagement seriously?" asked Plimpson.
"Not at all," replied Pulson, who spoke from experience. "Certain phases of it should be given careful consideration. For instance, 1 always set aside a certain amount to be expended on a summer courtship. Above that I never spend a penny."
CLEARLY NO MILK FOR HIM
Traveler's Hopes of Nourishment Die
appeared as Woman's Explana
tions Came to an End.
A traveler from the North, walking
through the mountains of North Caro-
lina, came on @ cabin that gave un-
usual evidence of rural industry, says
Harper's Magazine. Although it was
only ten o'clock in the morning, the
traveler decided to stop and ask for
refreshment, sitice he might not come
on anything so promising for many
miles,
A tall, apparently {il-fed woman
came to the door. She looked at the
traveler in amazement, and seemed
to-be resentful when he made known
bis wants.
“We've ot,” she said in a reproach:
ful tone, “Tom's gone to town to fetch
cornmeal.”
‘Tho traveler suggested a glass of
milk.
Again the woman shook her head,
whilo her sallow visage lengthened,
“Tom went and forgot to milk the
cow. Ho won't be back till evenin’.”
‘That seemed to be the traveler's op-
portunity, both to show his good nm
ture and to obtain a glass of milk.
“1d be glad to milk her for you,”
he offered. “I was'brought up on a
farm.”
Again the woman shook her hea.
“Ye cain't, stranger.” And this time
hor resentment was tinged with futile
rogret. “Tom rid the cow to town.”
Wheat Wee in the Barrel?
MeTavish was accused of having
{Miclt whisky in his posession. A re-
luctant witness admitted that he knew
of & suspicious barrel going to the ac
cused,
“Now,” said the frosacuting coun-
sel, warningly, “remember, you are
‘on oath, What was in the barrel?”
“Weel,” replied the witness, “there
was ‘McTavish’ 'marked.on a’e end of
the barrel, and ‘whisky’ on the other,
but being on oath, your honor, I
couldna say whether it was whisky
or McTavish that was in the barrel.”
| © Gtimutatéd Affection.
“How effusively sweet that Mrs.
Blondey ts to you, Jonesy,” said With-
erell. “What's up.” Any tender litte
romante there?”
“No, Indeed—why, that woman hates
me,” sald Jonesy.
“She doesn't show it," sald With
erelt.
“No; but she knows I know how old
she is—we wore born on the same
day,” sald Jonosy, “and whe’ afraid
TMI tell somebody.”
The Paternal Osidien. *
“My son,” eaid old Mr. Pebblescope,
“1 see a disponition on your part to
lead a fast life «If you persist tn this
course I will have to take drastic
measures to reform you” ,
“Whet will y00 40, pop?”
“rll cut off your ance and
you'll have to aro every cent you
spend. In that caso 1 figure that &
Joy ride on a trolley car will be about
your Umit” |
methine
Misunderstood Her.
“Mother, Belle, says the repartee at
‘Mra, Smartleigh’s tea the other atter-
“ae simply splendid!”
ell, dear, Hind gut where she gets
Mt and weil, brder some of it for our
next reception.”
g A @eholer All Richt.
ee re
Bin—That young shan Is just out of
tide realy In a seholar.
‘es, one Wiio would be at the foot
of his class.” ,
‘The world’s record sugar plantation
tdptains 13,000 acres, has 20 miles of
rallway and employs 1,500 people.
‘Por at least 24 hours after marriage
the ave woman thinks ber husband
rade SS oyedoge goes y
~ Daily
| Building
To be continually well,
calls'for food that contains
ra Lae oe build
iomn—
Body, nerves eri brain.
Grape-Nuts
—made from whole wheat
and nialted barley—con-
tains the full nutriment of
the grain, including the
mineral salts, so essential
to-balanced re-building.
Grape-Nuts,, partial
sidly with child eee
Requires little work from
the digestive organs and is
quickly absorbed by the
system, generally in about
\ pean pene found
eo
. “There's a Reason”
e Sold by Grocera,
Surgeon Extracts Wire Staple
Via Windpipe Route.
Most Difficult Operation of its Kind
Yet Performed on Living Sub-
Ject Without Shedding
Blood.
While at work on his farm a Kan-
sas man carelessly put a wire staple
Into his mouth. . Something occurred
‘to make him start suddenly and the
staple was drawn down his windpipe,
points uppermost, finally lodging in
‘the lower lobe of the right lung. Lo
cal physicians were unable to remove
the intruder, and so the farmer went
to Pittsburgh to consult Dr. Cheval-
jer Jackson,
Doctor Jackson succeeted in re
moving the staple not only without in-
fury to the man’s lung, but without
shedding w drop of blood. His account
of the achievement, as given in the
Journal of the American’ Medical ‘As-
sociation, is an excellent example of
tho patience and ingenuity which spell
success for the modern surgeon,
The first step was the making of a
series of X-ray photographs of the
lung. These showed that the staple
had worked down’ by @ rachetiike
moverent deep into the lung, .Every
breath favored its going still deeper,
but was powerless to force the in-
truder back because of the tmmodiate
catehing of one or both points.
An instrument called a bronchoscope
was introduced down the patignt's
‘throat and into the lung. This re-
vealed the staple tightly wedged in
the smallest lung passage it could. en-
ter, and with both points concealed in
swollen mucqus membrane, To pull
on such @ body would mean the rip-
ping of the bronchial wall and certain
death to the patient. i ”
Working the body slightly down-
ward with a forked rod passed through
“the bronchoseope, the points were lib-
erated. The staple was slightly ro
Gi | a “
ye
tf a Tigt
Figs
Figl, _Mig2 £95
How the Staple Was Removed.
Fig. 1: Shows bronchoscope; A, point
of staple imbedded in swollen mucous
membrane. Fig 2, staple (E) bas been
manipulated upward (from Dto E) un-
til the points are opposite branch
bronchial orifices (B and ©), Fig. 3:
‘Tra¢tion in the direction of the ar
row (F) and counterpressure on the
points of the staple permit the points
to enter the branch bronchi and the
staple to be turned over, Fig. 4; With
the points trailing harmlessly behind
the staple ts drawn out. Fig. 6:
Actual size of the staple which was
turned over while imbedded. jn, @ man’s
lung and removed bloodlessly through
the mouth. Wet,
tated with forceps so as to britig the
points tn new places, With the com:
bined “sé of hooks, sidecurved fon,
cops and the lip of therbranchoscope,
the staple was gradually manipulate
Joss than half an inch upward to e
place where a pair of suitably spaced
orifices of branch lung passages were
available for the admission of” the
points.
‘The two points were guided into the
branch orifices as traction with the for-
cops caused the staple. to turp. over,
Joop-end upwanl. The loop was held
against the bronchoscope tube mouth,
while all were withdrawn together.
‘The operation lasted an hour and
twenty-one minutes, z
A Gmadie Jusee.,
“Yea, we aequitted that woman, al-
though most of.us considered her
guilty.”
“Then you shouldn't have acquitted
her.”
“I know we shouldn't, She wasn’t
very good looking.”—Judge. :
Reticence. :
“What is your favorite operat” ,
“I don't dare mention it,” replied
Mr, Cumrox. “If I tell its name my
daughter will try to sing some of it
And then L,won't Iike it any more”
5 A Coward. ‘
“He's a coward.”
“What makes you say that?”
“When I screamed for my mother
the other night he stopped kissing me,
and she isn't half his size.”
‘Heb Preference.
“Don’t you think you could learn to
love me?” 2
“I probably could, but really: I much
prefer to pick out @ man for whom
shan't need any .preliminary train-
ing.” ie
* Setiled Down, :
, Dick—Jt must be nice to have a set-
ed income.
Tom—Nice nothing! Mine has just
settled Sve dollars a week on account
‘of the hard times.
pment Biantieate hate
‘To lessen automobile headlight glare
&@ Californian has invented a paper
bag resembling a Chinese lantern to
‘enclose the entire lamp,
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the only remaining undeveloped corn land in the United States.,
"Land that will double, triple and quadruple in price just as
sure as day follows night. Good corn land will in the future as »
it has in the past and does at the present command the highest
price. 60,000 acres of good, rich, alluvial, cut-over, bottom laiid,
both drained and undrained, level as the'Illinois prairie, rich as
the Valley of the Nile; no rocks, hillS or gumbo, but mellow ”
sandy loam soil, always works well, ghort mild winters, long
growing seasons, alsundant yields of all staple crops, corn, wheat,
alfalfa, clover, timothy, cow peas, potatoes. ‘Two crops a year
off of the same land. Land owned by Himmelberger-Harrison
Lumber Company, the largest hardwood manufacturers in Mis-
souri, largest land owners in Southeast Missouri, Men who have
in the last 15 years sold over 100,000 acres of this same kind of
land to over 1,000 different people, all of whom have made good.
‘They have never foreclosed on a purchaser or taken back an acre
ofthe property. Sales from February first to August 10th,
13,864 acres to 119 different people. Can you beat it? “In tracts
of 40 actes up, 10% cash, 10 annual installments with 5%
interest. ; Warranty Deed, backed by over $2,000,000 asséts on
tho payment of only 10% in cash. Can you equal it? Come see
our corn land.
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Fallacious Fabrications.
ie oid Sete eek oe seers
stall was rudely awakened by ‘the
hired ‘man, wh jabBel him swith @
Pitehfork, 4; i Ae
*“Oh, ho, ho!” said the horse, afising
stiffly. “Another day's work alfead, |
suppbse.” . te a
“For once,” said thé ‘iret hhnd,
who} was a éollege gratuate in dis-
guise, “your supposition {s incorrect.
You will be permitted to rentdin tn
your stall and test.::Your master ts
dead, and his funeral will be held to-
day.” a
“But I am going to the funeral,”
said the old horse. -
“Why, for the love of Mike,” grumy
asked thoghired man, “should you go
when you may as well stay here and
test?”
“For 20 years,” replied the aged
horse, “I have been wanting to attend
my master’s funeral, and now that the
opportunity 1s present, 1 will not be
denied.”
Occasionally it happens that all
those {n the funeral train are not
there for the purpose of shedding the
sealding tear.—Judge.
DISTRESSING PIMPLES
Removed by Cuticura Soap and Oint-
. © ment. Trial Free.
Smear them with the Ointment.
Wash off in v6 miniftes ‘with Cuti-
cura Boap and hot‘water and continue
bathing for some minutes. Repeat on
rising andy retiring: ‘These fragrant
supercreamy emollients do much for
the skin, and do it.quickly.
Sample each free by mail, with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. XY,
Boston. Sold everywhere.—Adv,
Lesson From a Beggar. <
“It\was a street beggar who made
mo feel my insignificance,” sald: for-
mer United States Sehator Chauncey
‘M. Depew, “and he did tt in a gracious,
way, 1 was a trifle out ef.sorts when
I said tovhim, ‘You can't hold me up.
“‘Not even as a good example,’ be
‘replied, lifting his bat."—Youth’é
Companion. ’
Looked Suspicious, ©
Moneysacks (sternly)—James, after
this please uncork all of ‘he bottles tn
my, presence. I notice that when you
draw the cork in the pantry the wine
fs extremely decoliete.
James (the _ butler)—Extremely
decollete, sir?
Moneysacks—Yes, James; very low
im the neck. fe
atic Gitkeddnantenh
|. “T understand they ‘sentenced him
to life {mprisonment?”
| “Well, no; it wasn't as bad at that.
| He got only ninety-nine. yeara!” —
| Puck. t
t Web a
+. Suburban Quiet,”
Kaicker—Did they have a sieping
pit ws age
+ Bocker—Yes, the darned thing
‘snored. : , j
The fact that a man is downcast
tbesn't nivcessarily mean: that he’ is
Yh trouble. It maybe that. he has
aught slgit of himself in that mir:
ror. neaay i t
‘What married men can't understand
1s the fact that most bachelors are an,
Abid to-appreciate Pielr fredjom,
Some men’s {deus of progress ts to
“ftand and wateh others go backward,
aetna
‘The man Who judges his future, by
fois wines ts ent te Becdine diacouraded.
War and Necessity.
Assuming an air of sage intportance
the tat piumbetrpjaculated:
| “War {8 a necessity.” :
,“Pootif Hw’ do you make ‘that
‘out?” demanded the. thin, .carpenter,
deprecatingly.
“Did you read that Edison ts going
to devote“his ‘energies to American
(protective measures in time of war?”
“Yep. What of It?! +: yy
‘That proves my contention.”
“How?” et
“War makes invention necessary,
doesn't it?" *
“I suppose so.” WSs
“And necessity {s the mother of in-
vention?”
“Huh!” ‘ ‘
“Therefore war and necessity are
syhonymous.” :
‘The thin carpenter is still thinking
{t over—Youngstown Telegram.
Helping Hubby.
“My husband has found a way: by
which he says I am of the greatest
‘help to him In his literary work.”
“How fice that must be for you,
‘my dear! But how are you able to
do tt?"
“As soon as I see him at his desk
1 go-‘into another room ayd keep
perfectly quiet until he has fin-
istied.” * *
————.,
lili fe ka ’
In one of the southwestern states,
the courtrodm of the"courfhouse was
overlooking the, cemetery. A negro
had just been sentenced for two years.
‘The Judge, piqued at-his-apparent tn-
difference, re + 9'¥au don’t
seam tormloa reer ocala
“pleas Yen's uae, den plenty ob ‘em
ovah yondah ‘would liké to hab ft”
——
vas Freckles. a
+g tt true that only people with an
excess ‘of ‘iron’ th thelr systems have
& tendency to freckles?” asked the
summer girl of her father.
“tT don't believe It ts," replied Dad.
‘hat young chap who goes bathing
with yop lias an excess of brass, did:
jhe’s got“trediles.”
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The System
Take the Old Standard GROVE S
TASTELESS chill TONIC You snow
what: you ‘are taking, as the formals is
printed on every label, showing itis
esis ‘and Iron in a tasteless form ‘The
‘nine -drives out malaria, the fron
builds wp the system. 50 cents Adv.
Really Possible.
"I presume you had many interest.
Ing experfencts ‘while abroall?” .-
<#'Quite #0. 'T:lsked Venice.” |,
Pager fa erode’ ¢
“You could get « sbagoing cab there
all right/+<Lpuisville Courier-Journal.
"A man basso ‘féw distinctions that
it he has had’a: tooth pulled. withqut
taking anything to deaden the pain he
considers ft ond.’ ** », 4
Ee
; By .means of a secret process &
French selentist converts” flowers,
‘trult and even‘ asmal. tisgues ' into
metal. ' i
Spiritudlists wilt tell you, We con
‘back froyp;the dead, At any rath,
many @ family skeleton haw come to
Mies Se i Me
gia Cae err
Adak $e is beater! he’admits tt
but 1 ferent ‘with’ a wogtan,
9 tn yp
Many # straight man goes on @ bén-
der when luck I against hint t ‘+
Yate " pd
Firat love prea’p, hearts and second:
love mends them.’ ** * ore
_ Children Cry for Fletcher’s
“«
The Kind You Haye Always Bought, and which has been
in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of
; 5 ‘and has been made under his per-
; Cf ieee sonal supervision since its infancy.
le Allow no one to ei
All Counterfeits; Imitations and ** Just-as-good ’? are but
: Eapenene that trifle with and were oe health of
Intanis und Children—Experience against Experiment,
»: What.is CASTORIA -
Gastorit 1s m harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare-
goric, Drops and perenteg Erecee It is pleasant. 16
fontains neither Opium, Morphing nor other Narcotis
Rubstance, [Its age Is its guarantee, It destroys Wornis
igza@pd allays Feverishness. . For more than'thirty years {t :
** “hasbeen in constant use for the relief of Constipation,
.'» Elatuleneyy Wind Colic, all Teething Troubles and
Diarrhoea. It regulates the Stomach and Bowels, <
@xsimilates the Food, giving healthy and natural sleep,
Whe Children’s Panacea—The Mother's Friend.
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Bears the Signature of soit
ac IC ly Lledvek ‘
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WANTED IT DONE BY PROXY
Youngsters Ingenious Idea for Getting
Out of Situation That Didn't
* Please Him.
Jack disliked being kissed, and, be-
ing 4 handsome little chap, sometimes
had & good deal ito put up with. One
day he had been kissed a lot. Then,
to make matters worse, on going to
the picture palace, in the evening, in-
stead, of his favorite cowboy and In-
dian pictures there was nothing but @
lot more hiigging’and kissing. -
He returned home completely out of
patience with the whole tribe pt wom
ene a oe
After he had rolled into bed mother
came in to kiss him good-night.
He refused to be kissed.
Mother begged and begged, till in
disgust He turned té ‘his father, who
was standing at the doorway looking
on, and said;
“Daddy, for the love of heaven, give
this woman a kiss!”
x Gat! Gite. S4
“I don’t know how,weill get along
without you, Nora.” %
“Thank you, ma'am.” ~
“You've. been with usa long time.”
“Yes, ma'am, Negrly seven months.”
“And you still refuse to tell us why
you are leaving?”
“Well, ma'am, if you insist on know-
ing it’s because 1 can't stand the com-
pany here.”
“The idea! Our house is frequent-
ed by the’ best people.”
“It’s not that, ma’am. I was speak-
ing of my own company. Where |
used to work most of my friends were
chauffeurs, ma'am. The only man
who bag asked me to ride with him
sin I've been here was a vegetable
péaien”
¥ Startina Trouble,
“S“Why ‘ff it that the attendants in
totephong,offices are all women?” Mrs,
Brown made this {Inquiry of her hus-
Band. “f%*
: "Well," ayawered Mr. Brown, “the
managers of the telephone offices are
aware that ‘no cliiss*of attendants
work go faithfully as those who are
fn love with their labor; and they
know that women would be fond of
the work in telephone offices.”
“What is the work in a 'téléphone
office?” Mrs. Brown further inquired.
“Talking,” angywpred Mr. Brown.
And that conversation came to an
end and a diferent kind of conversa
tion began.” , « \
Going Up.
“What is the reason ice ts so high
this summer?” inquired the lady ot
the house. -,
“It's Uke this,” sald the {ceman
“The early part of the'summer was
so cool that there wasn't much de
mand for ice, so we had to raise the
price so we could make a living.”
Proof Pcsitive.
Diggs—Mrs. Biggs fs unusually kind
to her husband. ;
Mrs. Diggs—How do you know?
Diggs—He tells me she never sings
when he is at home.
“About the only man who can afford
to believe everything he hears is the
man who {s stone deaf.
Ruasla has been making plans for
the construction of great storehouses
for grain at many points,
Even a sensible man likes a taste of
flattery eecasionally. « i
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: An Eyesore.
An architect had just finished for
& millionaire client a house of pro
digious size. It was huge and ornate,
Proudly he took a friend to see it.
“Great, don’t you think?” he asked.
“Very,” answered the friend,
“Now I'm going at the landscape
work, but I haven't decided yet what
kind of creeper to have climb up the
front of the house. What do you
think?”
“Weill,” said the friend, “I'd use the
Virginia creeper—it will cover it up
the quickest.” ,.
i Cheap.
“That 1s a story about elephants be
ing used in some of ‘those European
battles.”
“How do you know?”
“Blephants are far too valuable to
risk getting them killed.”
“Oh, that’s the reason they use men,
ent?
Cilia Hit ee Rated
Snicklefritz—I know a man who
never washes his hands before break-
fast.
Dinglebatz—Why doesn’t he?
Snicklefritz—Guess he hasn't time.
He employs nearly 200 hands in his
factory.
Being restrained by law from whip
ping his wife, about the only amuse
ment a married man has is kicking
his dog.
It 1s better to, go slow than to ex
‘ceed the speed limit and acquire a
puncture. 4
| Many people are elther rich or hap
py, but few are both.
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We are authorized to announce B. $
GockRett, of Grant preeinet, as :
¢andidate for County Commissioner
fUbject to the decision of the Republi
can voters at the Primary Wednesda
September 16, 1915.
We are authorised to announce J
WILEY Nix, of Hillerman precinct, a
a candidate for County Commissioner,
subject to the Republican primary, t
Sie held Wednesday Sept, 15, 1915.
We arc authorized tto announce
foseren S. Fannig, Hillerman’ pro-
einet, as a caadidatefor County Com.
Yhissioner, subject to the decision of
the Republican primary, tobe hex
Wednsday Sept. 15th 1915.
There are several prospective can
didates for Governor of Ilinois of
the Republican ticket. ‘The fel
lowing named persons are the one:
mentioned:
Andrew Russell, Frank L. Smith
Frank 0. Lowden, 0. F. Berry
Ghas. S. Deneen, Richard Yates.
Wanted—100 customers at the
Last Chance grocery to buy 3
cans of best tematoes and corn
for 25c.
Ordination Licentiate ticense
blaoks at the Gazette office,
Mrs. Z. A. Vallee has hair
goods in every style and shape.
These goods are at my residence
on 6th St., third house from Bap-
tist Chure
Letter Heads and Envelopes
can be had for the asking at this
office. We print them,
For Groceries and cold: drink:
go the First or Last Chance Gro-
cery on oth and Pearl Sts,
Send us a trial order for the
Great Nature Salve, 50c a Box.
Why suffer when you can be re
lieved for such a small amount.
Read our guarantee on the fron’
page of The Gazetre. :
For lady’s ready trimmed hat:
go to Mrs. Vallee.
FOR SALE.
1 Walaut Bed Room Set.
1 Hall Tree.
1 Pair Large Pillows.
1 Walnut Parlor Set.
1 Feather Bed.
1 Set Bed Springs.
Call at my home on 6th Street.
7. A. VALLEE
Native Salve.
We have just recived some
more of Native Satve and it Is
golng very fast, those in Carbon-
and Md. City cam secure a box
or move now by 50¢, per box,
‘Act quick if you want it, Send
all orders to Rev, J. B. McCrary,
fe,
his best girl, Come again,
Mrs, Nila Casey, is in Elkville
visiting her sister Mrs, D, Smith,
Miss Ledia Perry of Marion, is
in the city visiting Mrsr Hattie
Beard,
Prof. Wm. Barnett of Duquoin
teacher of Reom 3 of Lincoln
Aigh School is in the city visit-
ing J, Edward Hensley.
Mrs, Kimpie Gibson, left for
her home in Bloomington Tues-
day after visiting with Mrs, Mary
Robison, her mother,
Dunbar High School opened
its doors Wednesday morning
Sept. ist with a good attendance.
Prof. J, E. Masterson, Principal,
Miss Mae Roberts, teacher Room
1; Miss Love Phillips, teacher
in Room 2; Mrs, Irene B, Hayn-
es.
Miss Nettie Blackwell, of Bel+
grade, left Wednesday for Paris,
where she will spend the winter.
Miss Azalia Sumner, left Tues-
dey for Cairo, to attend Teaeh-
ers’ Institute this week. She is,
principal of Garfield School and
will open its doors Sept 6th.
Alfred Cowper, of Fredonia
Ky , is inthe city visiting his
nephew, Ontrue Cowper.
James U, Reed, left Monday
for Jeflerson City Mo., where he
will again spend the year in the
Lincola Institute.
Rev. J. B. McCrary, was in
Brookport, Sunday. ¢
We have been reliably inform-
ed that Touissaidt |, Alston lett
Monday to take ¢harge of the
Dew.naine chool.
Messrs Henry, Flowers and
Bud Kendall of Brookport, were
down on business Tuesday.
Mrs, L. B. Dukes and daugh-
ters arrived home recently from
Princeton, Ky., where they visi-
ted with the former's mother
and the latter's grand-mother,
Clarence Long, is visiting is
visiting in Broukport, and Bel-
grade this week
Sparks World Famous Shows'
will cxibit in Metropolis Sept. 7.
at the large Neville Park, Me-
tropolis, This is the largcst
show travelling on the road,
Large crowds from near by towns
are expected to be present and
witness this great show. ©
Miss Beulah Long, of Choat,
passed thru this last week for
Mayfieid, Ky., to attend the.
Presbyterian S.S convention.
Gus Owens of Choat, visited
his father, Wesley Owens Sunday
Aiex Milliner, is on the sick
list. He is a member of the K
and D_ of Tabor, ’. ‘
Special City officer, Onture
Cowper, is indisposed this week.
Mr. Lofton, of St. Louis, is in-
disposed at the home of Mr. J. B,
Davy his father-in-law His
wite, is also at his bedside.
Mr. Felix Bowler, and Miss
Ncona Marable, both of Paducah,
Ky , were inthe city Sunday the
guest of Miss Maud P. Porter.
J. E. Heasley Wm. Barnett,
were Paducah, visitors Wednes-
day.
Silver Leaf Club.
The Silver Leal Club was very
pleasantly entertained §Wednes-
day afternoon Aug. 25, atthe
residence of Mrs, Mattie Fos:ie.
Several visitors were present;
among them wasMrs Kimpic
Gibson, of Bloomington. .
The club was very pleantly ad-
dressed by Mrs. Gibson, also
Mts, Smith made a pleasant talk.
At this meeting Mrs. B:s:le
., $100 Reward, $100,
The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there i at least
one dreaded disease that scienee has
beeu able to eure in all its stages, and
that is, catarrh. Hall's catarzh “cure
is the oely postive cure nownow known
to the medical fraternity. catarrh he-
ing a constitutional disease, requires »
constitutional oe Hal's ca;
tarrh is taken internally, acting direct:
ly upon the blood and mucous surface:
of the aystem, thereby destioying th.
foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in do
ing ite work. ‘The proprietors have »
much faith in its curative powers that
they offer ,One {Hundred Dollars for
‘any case that it fails to cure, send for
list of Cestimonials.”
Address F. J. CHENEY @ €O., Tole
do, O.
Sold by all Druggists, Tbe.
‘Take Hall's Family Pills for consti
iar na
Cork, was unanimously elected
president oi the club in lieu o!
Mrs. Fossie who resigned owing
to other pressing duties, All
Presenat expressed a determina-
tion to do better work for the
club and humanity than they had
ever done before. All expressed
chemecives delighted with the
hospitality of Mrs. Fossie, who
is always a charming hostess.
Mrs. Cork, entertained the Club
this week,
F.A.M.
COLPS.
_ Rev. N. Washington the B. Y
P. U. and S. S. convention Mis
sienary of the Mt. Oiive Conven
tion, paid the 17, St., Baptist
S.S. of Murphysboro Ill., tc
visit Friday the S$. S, isin good
condition organized a B. Y. P.
U. Rev. J. Mf. Hilley the popu.
lar pastor is doing a great work
may God bless his work, Revs
Hilley aed Washington wer
royally entertained tor every da)
during my stay there by his goox
people. * :
* The missionary will spend th
istSunday ia Future City anc
the ad Sunday in Sept, for th
Association,
J. N. Washington,
Missionary.
SANDUSKY.
Dear Editor allow *me;to nay
fo all the auxiiiaries of the dis-
trict to meet. me at the associa-
tion that: will convene on Wed-
nesday at Mounds, Ill,
Your worthy Vice President
of Ministers and: Deacons’ Union,
Rev. Wm. Bell.
\ Notice.
Mound City.
Mr. Editor, please allow space
to give notice to the public that
the Mount Olive Baptist associa-
tion will meet with the St. John
Baptist chwrth at Mounds, Tues-
day before: the 2nd Sunday in
September, ~ I ask all of the aux-
iliariesto meet with the associ-
ation as we have a great deal of
business to attend to for the
school and otherwise. 1 ask all
of the churches to report.
| I find the committee on pro-
gram was not named inthe min-
utes, D ask that Revs. G. W.
Rowlett, J M. Blake, and J, B,
McCrary, act as program com-
mittee. Let us come prepared
to settle all troubles if there has
been any existing among the
churches in our district. Let ws
remember that the chuseh is pre-
paring to care for the assuciatior
on said date and I cannot of my-
self change the date,
My daughter is no better.
Please. take due motice and
govern accordingly.
Rev..D. Parrish, D. D.
Moderator.
Thrived on Hot Blecutts,
‘Ao Alabama man, ninety-seven
years of age, says be bas vaten bet
biscuits regularly all his lite,
GAL ATIA:
If the sun is going {down look
‘ap tothe skies Ifthe earth is
‘dark keep your eyes on Heaven
Our churches are progfessing
see prayer meeting each
Wednesday evening, Sunday
jchool at2p, m
Christian Endeavor Friday
cvening with Miss Irene [King
president, church meeting second
Paneer in each month at Baptist
Church,
Rev, House made us a visit
which all appreciate.
Mr. and Mrs, Ed McFarland
hada pleasant car ride over to
Grayson to visit their son Everett
Rev. Douglass drove over in
his car from Marion, hi singing
was very entertaining
Mr, John Jackson kas charge
of the*Light Piant with Mr. Ed
McFarland assistant.
Mrs. Car has returned to her
home at Henderson Ky., She
was accompanied by her son,
Mrs. Lou McFarland and Mrs,
Ernest, a hair dresser were over
here from Grayson. "i
Mr. King is distributing his
Conterence cards. We should all
do our best,
Mrs. P, C, Washingtop is on
the sick list and has been for some
some time.
Mrs. John Jackson subscribed
for the Gazette.
S. BARTLETT KERR, Attorney
Gheriff’s Sale of REAL ESTATE
By Virtue of an Exeeution to me Di-
rected and Delivered by the Clerk of
the Cirevit Court of massac County,
State of Ilinois. in favor of Matic
Miller and against Philip P. Foreman
and Margaret Foreman, | have lovied
upon the following described property,
towit:
An undivided gone palf interest in a
part of the West Haif'of Section Thir
ty-five (35), Township Fifteen (16)
south, Range Four (4) east ard P. M
more particularly described as follows:
Beginning st a point where the new
Vienna road intersuets the Jonesboro
Road said point being 190 feet due
North of the Stone sot for and being 0
quarter section corner for and between
sections 34 and 35 of snid township and
range, thence from said point due south
‘on section line 72 rod#to tne North line
of a4 acre traet sold to one Wentzel,
thence East with North line of Went-
zell tract 64 rods to the centre of Jon-
‘esboro road; thence in a Northwester-
ly course with centre line of said Jon-
exboro road 90 1-2 rods to plage of be
ginning, said tract nonrains 12-9-10
‘acres by survey leas that portion sold
to the Herrin Southern Railroad Co.,
by deed recorded in Vol. "20" of deeds
at Page 436 in the Recorders office of
Massac County, Iiinois, ax the prop:
erty of said Phillip P. Foreman and
Margaret Foreman which I shall offer
‘at Public sale atthe Court House ix
Metropolis, in saidState, on Saturday
the 2d day of October A.D. 1916 be-
tween the hours of 9 o'clock, A. M.
and sunset of said day, for cash ir
hand to satisfy said Execution. The
said sale to commence at 10 o'clock in
the forenoon of anid day,
Osxo Surnx,
Sheriff of Massac County.
Metropolis, Ill., Sept. Ist 1915.
Miss Bivian Ransom and Miss
Georgia B. Ray of Paducah, Ky.,
were in this city this week
Miss Ollie Williams spent a few
days in Paducah, Ky., last week,
| Mrs, Lottie Halleck was a Pa-
ducah visitor Thursday.
Mrs, L. M. Phillips left today
(Friday) for Centralia to take up
her school whieh begins Tuesday.
1.C R.R. Time Card
RORY BOUND
‘Tretn eumbers Arrives. Leaves.
™ 10:10.8.m.-10:90a.
ms ab pm > BBO p.m.
OUTH BOUND.
‘Vrain nambers Arrives. Savon,
ms tomer. — 10n10a.
. mp a, HN p. an
Danger In Pride,
No man bad ever @ point of pride
at was not tojurious to bim—
ALE TAN Sh ko TS UMS
Livingston Institute
ee ene ne a re
: :
Metropolis - = IHinois
Second Session
Opens Monday March 8th 1915
This school is well graded and equipped Grammar School
Depertment, Al) work is well organized aader Departmen
tal and able Instructors, selected for Special Departmenta)
work
H z in Music, Bookeeping, Shorthand
Special Courses aod Type Writing, Bible Study
and in Theology.
Entrance Fee $2.00 a Session
. + Tuition, Theelogical tment
Tuition, Normal and English coureses per month each ‘’ 1.00
Tuition, lastrumental masic (including rent ef instrument)...
dale aie tallest tania j Soetisestiin, iainanaci akg ee
Tuition Typewriting (including rent) pes month... '' 1.50
Tuition Plain Sewing per month ene 108
Tuition, Vocal mesic... ainnmesintpuniilcrintiinteante
Tuition Printing —...... suiniigace sai eatascncsseneeys AO
7 Domestée Science, Milli-
Industrial Deparments (79S Necnmekion $9
per moath Printing Free
Board and eeoms can be id
Board and Rooms jr ste tamilice st» seasons
ble rate
In every case, 4 weeks will be counted for a school month
All charges must be paid in advaace, For acy information
and Prospectus Addross
J. B. McGRARY, Supt. and Sec’y.
Box 107 Metropolis, Il.
RESTAURANT FOR SALE.
Carbondal, Illinois
My Restaurant, which coasists of a complete up-to-date oetfi
opposite the I. C. Depot; good location and resonable good business.
Reasoa for selling peor health.
Terss:- Cash or one half down.
James Robinson Proprietor.
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Trustecs
seetsiagee tothe: hiake (i; 2
eal sod Industrial Inatiinte. 5 ~~ is
J.B. Knoles, D. D., President | |
J. B. MoOrary, 8. T. B., Becretury qs rz
T. ©. Yancy, Treasurer |
@. B. Kerr, Attorney ~ Tee |
Rov.J.M. Blake, a) _—
fav. Women | awd
Rev. 0. 0. Phillips, Pinancial Agt. —{
Cee etn =
The Great Native Salve Cure
sn carthly remedy that will SURE
Cure you.
Price 50c a Box.
My agont Hopry Bohds, le stop-
ping at 1017 Broadway—Sce him at
once. Suistaction of your money
rotunded. No faketo this, 1 have
money on deporit at State Nationa
Bank of Metropolis, Ill., to back !t
up. Ask Bonds he'll explein all
Call on him at 10t7 Brondway, Me
tropolia, Il. W. H. BEAN, sole
owner, 186 Indjsnpolls Ave.
Maskogee, Okle.
1,000 testimonials seut free oa re-
quest.
/ NOTICE.
To the Women's Educational
and Missionary Societies of the
Mt. Olive Baptist Association,
Greetings:
It is again my duty to remind
you that our W. K. M. Conven-
tion will convene at the same
date of the association, which
is Tuesday before the 2nd Sunday
io int . with the St. Joho’ Bap-
tist church, Mounds, Ii),
It isthe carnest request of our
president, sister M, J, Blake,
that each Society send a repre-
sentative and also something for
our school,
Come inspired to doa great
work for the Master.
Emma Farrow,
| _ Corresponding Sec'y,
he a ye
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ft the genuine re
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with the same NEW All "5
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warreated for oll a
time, ay
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No other as good W
Tha New Home Sewing Machine Compaay,
ORANGE, MASS
For Sale by W. P, Baynes,
Metropolis, fl.
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oy / a bette CEs eed
today, “A booklet with
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y | “6-Dtops.” Bars ay»
CARED cot soyiting
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foramen sic
Saoreecear Poses cats
beat prepaid.