The Rising Son
Friday, December 16, 1904
Kansas City, Missouri
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Rising Son
It Pays to Advertise in the Rising Son for it Reaches More Homes of Colored Peop.e than any other Paper in the State.
G. W. K. H. L.
GILLIAM L. LEE
BOOKER T. WASHINGTON.
Booker T. Washington Sends Out an Appeal for Tuskegee Intistet.
The Sentinel has received an appeal, signed by Booker T. Washington, on behalf of the Tuskegee Normal and Industrial institute, of which the following is a part:
During the twenty-three years that the Tuskegee Normal and Industrial Institute has been in existence, counting those who have finished a full course, together with the much larger number of those who have taken a partial course, but who have remained long enough to get into the spirit and methods of the institution, we have sent out quite 6,000 men and women who are doing effective work, mainly in the South, as teachers both in the class room and of the industries, as mechanics and in domestic work.
Just now there are three urgent
CASH DONATIONS RECEIVED AT
THANKSGIVING ARE AS
FOLLOWS:
Attucks school, $7.00.
Booker T. Washington, $1.
Bruce, $2.25.
Central High, $10.
Douglass, $8.28.
Garrison, $9.
Lincoln High, $12.
Phillips, $3.
City Treasurers' Office, $6.50.
Amos Johnson Lodge, $5.
A. M. E. Alliance, $3.15.
St. Augustine's Mission, $1.55.
Friend, 45 cents.
Mrs. E. C. Foster, 25 cents.
Miss Esther Crowe, 75 cents.
Total, $86.28.
Vegetables and fruit were received from the following schools: Manual Training, Attucks, Bruce, Page, Rose-dale, Phillips and Lincoln.
The Penn school sent a barrel of provisions. St. Augustine's Mission a goodly supply of vegetables, sugar and canned fruit and a tin of coal was donated by Mrs. C. A. Jackson.
Miss Esther Crowe also brought 3 pumpkins.
The Odd Fellows sent to the Home 4 dozen loaves of bread after their entertainment at Convention hall.
Mrs. H. O. Cook donated an excellent heating stove, just before she moved into her new home.
The managers of the home are grateful to all the institutions and indi-
VOLUME IX.
needs which I think the public would like to know about and assist us in meeting:
1. The annual cost of operating the institution is $160,000. Of this amount we can depend upon $69,933 from assured sources, leaving $90,067 to be raised through the gifts of friends.
2. Increase of the endowment fund from its present figures, $1,030,552.28 to at least $3,000,000.
3. Sixty-five thousand dollars with which to build a new dining hall—$19,000 of this amount now being in hand. No need of the school is more urgent than this one. The students will make the bricks and do most of the work on the building.
We shall be glad of money toward one or all of these purposes. The smallest sum will be gratefully received.
Money sent to the school will be devoted to the purposes named.
viduals who have in any way helped to carry on this work.
Respectfully submitted by
LUELLEN WILLIAMS, Sec.
TO THE RISING SON:
I wish hereby to thank the teachers and pupils of the various schools and the public in general for their kindly remembrance of the Old Folks and Orphans' Home at Thanksgiving time, and supplied the following:
2½ dozen cans of corn.
2½ dozen cans of tomatoes.
1½ dozen cans of peas.
21 jars of fruit.
9 glasses of jelly.
$1 worth of sugar.
75 cents worth of coffee.
50 cents worth of navy beans.
20 cents worth of hominy.
50 cents worth of rice.
30 cents worth of tea.
75 cents worth of meal.
8 pumpkins.
5 packages of oatmeal.
1 bushel white potatoes.
½ bushel sweet potatoes.
1 peck of parsnips.
½ bushel of apples.
½ bushel of turnips.
1 peck of onions.
13 heads of cabbage.
Yours gratefully,
MATTIE SHEPHERD,
Matron.
LEXINGTON NEWS.
Mr. Williams of Sweet Springs was here Sunday, the guest of Dr. Ball. Mrs. Williams, the mother of Mrs. Warren Reed, Mrs. Rosa Lee and Mr. Wm. Hughes, died Saturday night at the home of her son-in-law, Mr. Warren Reed. She was about 55 years old. She leaves two daughters, one son and quite a number of friends to mourn her loss. She was buried from the A. M. E. church, of which she was a member, and was buried Tuesday. We extend our heart-felt sympathy to the family.
Mr. Huston, the editor of the Weekly Conservative of Sedalia, was here Saturday looking after the interests of his paper and left for Richmond Sunday. We are always glad to have such gentlemen come among us, who are working for the interests of our race. He was the guest of Mr. Cliff Bradford while here.
The U. B. F.'s, M. T.'s, and K. of V.'s will give their annual entertainment at Zion A. M. E. church on the 26th of this month. All lodges, temples and camps are invited to turn out with us. They will parade the principal streets at 3 o'clock p. m.
Mrs. A. B. Johnson paid her subscription for the Rising Son, also Mr. Daniel Green and Mr. Henry Elane.
Mr. Thornburgh, the grocerman, paid up his subscription. If you want fine groceries call on Mr. Thornburgh and he will treat you right; also Mr. Wm. Hunter, the colored grocerman, paid up his subscription. He is in the restaurant, grocery, and dry goods business. Call on him for your Christmas goods and you will get satisfactory goods.
We think that the Hon. R. C. Kerens will make a good senator for Missouri if elected.
Mrs. Luey Davis, who has been in Kansas City for a few weeks waiting on her sick husband, Mr. Clod Davis, returned home Tuesday.
Mrs. Love of Kansas City, was here Sunday visiting her mother, Mrs. Smith.
We want all of our subscribers in Lexington to pay up their subscription by the first of January, because we want to settle up with the company by the first of January. I will be around to see every subscriber that owes anything. Look for me from Saturday to Tuesday night, for I am coming.
Adamsville, Ala., Sept. 30, 1896.
Dear Friends: I only used the Ozonized Ox Marrow once and it made a great improvement on my hair.
JULIA ANN EDWARDS
Two Ways of Competing.
There are two ways by which the man that is entering butter in a contest can make his butter. One way is to select the cream and make sure that all conditions are perfect. This way of making his butter is not the ordinary one and the only good that can come from the competition is that he may make a few dollars or get a medal. The real object of butter contests is to improve the conditions under which butter is made. To get any real good the buttermaker must make his butter as he makes it every day and out of the cream that is an average of that he every day handles. Then he will find out what the butter judges think of his work. In this way he can make real progress and bring up his business. The information he gets from the butter judges is of far more consequence to him than would be any amount of prize money and medals.
Crossing Sweeper Grows Rich.
A London crossing sweeper, who was supposed to be penultless, was found, when he died, to have been the possessor of $1,500. He had made it by picking up the ends of cigars and cigarettes, doing up the tobacco in one-cent packages and selling them to the inmates of cheap lodging houses.
THE ANGELS IN THE CROSS
THIS is the month, and this the happy morn,
wherein the Soul of heaven's eternal king,
Of heaven's Great High Priest, our great redemption from above did bring;
For so the holy sages once did sing.
That he die our deadly forst should release,
And with his Father work us a perpetual peace.
That glorious form, that light us sufferable,
And that bloom of majesty,
Wherever we sit at heaven's high council table
To sit the midst of Trinity Unity.
He laid aside, and here to us he was.
For seek the courts of everlasting joy,
And show us with a dazzling house of mortal clay.
THE HYMN
It was the winter wild,
While the heaven born Child,
All meanly wrap in the rude manger, flesh;
Had dart in his quirmit,
With her great Master so to sympathize;
It was no season then for her,
To wanton with the sun, her lusty paramour.
No war, or battle's sound,
Was heard the world around,
The hooded charistol stood,
Unstaind with hostile blood;
The trumpet spoke not to the armed throne,
As if they surely knew their sword of Lord was by.
But peaceahi was the night
Wherein the Prince of Light
His reign of peace upon the earth began!
and the warrior whistle.
Smoothly the water lakes.
Whispering new joys to the mild ocean.
Who now hath quite forgot to rave
While birds of calm sit brooding on the charmed wave.
The stars, with deep amaze
The stars fill the universe
Bending one way their precious influence,
And will not take their flight
For all the morning light,
Of Lucifer, that often warned them thence!
To the warrior who did blow and did glow,
Until their Lord Himself bepeal, and bid them go.
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[Illustration of a religious scene with angels and saints.]
The Senior Sewing Circle of the A.M. E. church was highly entertained by Mrs. Dehoney. They seem to have laid the Junior Circle in the shade. We hope they will take courage and be out in full bloom for the bazaar.
The school teachers are equally divided in Independence. Two of them are busy after school hours, assisting in church work, and trying to prove to the people that a teacher's duty does not end in the school room; the other two are sitting on the stool of do nothing.
Rev. Winrow is on the sick list again.
Mrs. Hattie Jackson has a first class restaurant on East Lexington street.
St. Anna's court will hold memorial services in honor of Rev. Madison, December 22.
The public school is progressing nicely, but there are a number of children on the streets that should be in school. We hope to see the compulsory law passed, and I believe there will be less children in jail.
INDEPENDENCE NEWS.
The Nativity
THE HYMN
Disinfect Railway Carriages. On the Bavarian state railways the passenger carriages are regularly disinfected with formaldehyde. The method adopted is to close the windows and doors tightly, and on the floor of the car is placed a pan which contains metal weights heated to a dull red color. A 20 per cent solution of formaldehyde is then poured into the pan. After having been left for about seven hours the carriage is then thoroughly ventilated.
Severe French Critic.
"Every grocer's son in Paris," says a critic. "has taken to writing books in the hope of making as much money as Zola. There are 100,000 writers and 100,000 painters and they write or paint for sordid gain, not for art. They pay the butcher and baker by scribbling or daubing when they ought to be making up parcels behind counters."
"This prejudice against 'race suicide,'" said Uncle Allen Sparks, "is about an inconsistent a thing as I know of. We applaud human beings for being the parents of a dozen children and we curse the unpretending house fly for being the mother of a million children."
The shepherd on the lawn.
Or are the point of dawn.
Sat saintly chatting in a rustic row!
Fall full thought they then
might the night.
Was kindly come to live with them below.
Perhaps their loves or else their sheep.
Was all that did their silly thoughts so busy keep.
**Moi**
THE hostel door is barred.
The night is dumb and dark as death.
Mald Mary;
The saint is tired of slippery hard.
"But all the saints are silver starred.
And knots of cassia and of hard.
Are waked round my way!" she said, Mald Mary.
The stable door stands wide.
Scant lodging there for thee and me, Mald Mary;
The sleepy car stir inside.
But there is room where she may hide.
Resting inside the door.
That brings my joy of joy!" she said, Mald Mary.
New Prince, New Dump
HOLD a tildy tender Babe.
In freezing night wight.
In homely manger trembling tines
Alas! a pitiful sight.
The tins are full no man will yield
This little Pilgrim bed.
But forced lie it with silly tines.
In crib to should his head.
Desperite him not for lying there,
But for his own comfort.
An orient pill is often found
in depth of dirty mire.
Weigh not its crib. Its wooden dish.
Not beasts that by him feed.
Not his mother a poor aisle.
No Joseph's simple wood.
This stable is a princess court.
The crib his chair of state.
The beasts are parcel of his pump.
The wooden dish his plate.
With joy approach. A Christian wight!
Do homage to thy king.
The beasts are parcel of his pump.
Which lie from heaven doth bring.
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Product of the American Cow.
The American cow is an institution of huge dimensions. She produces annually 8,000,000,000 gallons of milk, 1,500,000,000 pounds of butter, and 300,000,000 pounds of cheese; not to mention hides, leather, glue, hair, horns, and other by-products. Her total dairy crop is worth over $500,000,000 a year.
Kiss Once a Religious Observance.
Kiss Once a Religious Observances
The kiss has been common among
English speaking people for uncounted
centuries. It was known even to
these mystical, half-forgotten persons,
the Druids, who appear to have made
it in some way a very important part
of their religious observances. The
Christian kiss under the mistletoe
comes down from them, and is
thought to have had in years long
past a sacred significance.
Sage Fixes Wedding Date.
No Korean couple would think of marrying without consulting the sage, who fixes the happy day for them. This he does simply by adding the bride's age to the bridegroom's and after determining which star rules the destiny of their united ages, he decrees that the wedding shall take place upon the day sacred to that star.
NUMBER 36.
Religious Thought
A Prayer.
Doing to him so precious,
Beyond all things of price,
Stove living and groom,
Stove scales this house,
Stove just and broken hearted
Hold his lonely road,
Hold his I were told,
Keep me dead.
From lightnings that alight me,
From puffs in my path,
From stars that burn and smite me,
And from the whitish wind's wrath,
From poison and from fever,
From woe and from home, abroad,
Because the love thou lovest,
Keep me dear clod!
You will Thine angels guard me,
Lest that I fall and fall,
From availables ward me,
And into woes I will,
Who have willed lead me,
Who have led Thy rod,
Because one man must need me,
Keep me dear clod!
Matt Gigette.
The Power of Vision
Where there is no vision the people perish. Powersbill XXIX, 18.
There seems to be in the going through of a definite, fixed routine day after day and week after week something which saps and robs life of that which is best and noblest in it. Certainly those who lead such a life have, some more, some less, their vision obscured and their horizon contracted. Perhaps it is due to want of variety, perhaps to want of stimulus. Whatever the cause, the fact remains, it is generally admitted that one of the dangers of our age is that in our large use of machinery we ourselves are liable to become too machine-like.
There is perhaps, no better example of the power of vision, than that of Columbus. History tells us how perfectly and persistently he labored to secure assistance to follow up his vision and make it real to the world. He labored to gain his vision and he labored to realize it. We wonder that such a glorious vision should have remained so long unseen. The reason is apparent. The world's brightest visions are reserved as rewards to persistent and painstaking effort and to diligent and untiring research.
It is a mistake to think that all important visions have already been seen and realized. There are still worlds to discover and to conquer. Brighter visions than those which are unfolding themselves in our day and generation the world has never seen. Those who are catching gibuses of them we call geniuses or wizards. But they are in reality thinkers, workers. It is thus that they make their inspiration.
Christ's vision of universal brotherhood was of all visions the most splendid and glorious. We are learning more and more of it, but we do not begin to appreciate it yet. He who crushes and robs the poor cannot by putting money so gained into institutions, however good, catch even a glimpse of the beautiful vision which Christ saw of the brotherhood which He came on earth to establish, and which is to have its final and complete consummation in heaven. It is a tearful thing to have the widow's tear and the laborer's blood crying out from the ground and reaching up to the very ear of God against unrighteous and ill-gotten gain. The rich man who has made his money honestly and who is merciful and liberal need not fear when the time comes to render an account of his stewardship. Visions of a camel stand before the needle's eye or of Dives calling to Abraham and Lazarus need not trouble him.
Religion furnishes us higher ideals, broadens our sympathies, upfits our minds, gives us inspiration and strength in our daily efforts, furnishes just that which the world cannot give. In the spiritual life of that righteous father and of that saintly mother (who, perhaps, have passed to their blessed reward) we caught glimpses of visions, visions which revealed something of the divine and which have never ceased to beckon us heavenward. We have no fear of perishing, because we have visions which lead us onward and upward to that "building of God, an house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens."—Nathan A. Stagle.
Gather Sunshine
Some persons are like the human heart, masmuch as they sprinkle rest and kindness and heart's ease all through the web and woof of life's pattern. They are never too busy to save a kind word or do a gentle deed. They may be compelled to sigh bedtimes, but amid their sighs are smiles that drive away the cares. They find sunbeams scattered in the trail of every cloud. They gather flowers where others see nothing but weeds. They pluck little sprigs of rest where others find only thorns of distress. Like the human heart, they make much of the little opportunities presented to them. They rest that they may have strength for others, they gather sunshine with which to dissipate the shadows about them. The grandest conception of life is to esteem it an opportunity for making others happy. He who is most true to this higher self is truest to the race. The lamp that shines brightest gives the most light to all about it.—Good Cheer.
Don't Worry.
If we possessed clearer discernment we should not so often torment ourselves with sinful anxieties about the future. Our Loving Lord knew what was in man when He reiterated His remonstrances against borrowing trouble in advance, and when He said: "Be not therefore anxious for the morrow; sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof." Worry is not only a sin
against God—it is a sin against our health and peace. It sometimes amounts to slow suicide. Honest work, however hard, seldom hurts us, it is worry that corrodes and kills. There is only one practical remedy for the sin of anxiety. Let us not climb the high wall until we get to it, or fight the battle until it opens, or shed tears over sorrows that may never come, or lose the joys of present blessings by the sinful fear that God will take them away from us. We need all our strength and all the grace that God can give us for to-day's battles. To-morrow belongs to our heavenly Father. I would not know its secrets if I could. It is far better to know whom we must, and that He is able to keep all that we commit to Him.—Dr T. L. Cuyler.
Those that walk with God will al ways have good company.
Silent Suffering.
This grace of silence under trial is one of the most rare and difficult graces; but it is one of the most pleasing to God and most conducive to strength and beauty of Christian character.
None of us love to suffer, and we all shudder at the sight of the probe or the amputating knife. But when the infinite love is engaged in cutting out a selfish hust or cutting off a diseased limb, our duty is to submit.
"Keep still, my friend," says the surgeon to the patient in the hospital; "for restlessness may produce false cuts and aggravate the process."
If the brave fellow is wise, he will say: "doctor, go as deep as you choose; only be sure to fetch out the bullet."
Ah, the battlefield often requires less courage than the hospital! The onset of service, with drums beating and bugles sounding, does not so test the mettle of our graces as to be thrown down wounded, or to be commanded to lie still and suffer. To shout a battle cry at the mouth of the cannon is easier than to put our hands on our mouths and be silent, because "God did it." If he is silent as to explanations of trying providences, let us be silent in our filial submission. God knows what is best for us; that is enough.—Theodore L. Cuyler, D. D.
The man that waits upon the Lord will always be in time.
Looking Off Unto Jesus.
If men in the city walk the pavements with their eyes fixed upon the gutters, what does it matter though all the glories of a sunset are dyeing the western sky? They will see none of them; and if Christ stood beside you closer to you than any other, if your eyes were fixed upon the trivialities of this poor present, you would not see Him. If you want to see Him, shut out competing objects, and the dazzling cross-lights that come in and hide Him from us. There must be a "looking off unto Jesus." There must be a rigid limitation, if not excision of other objects if we are to grasp Him. If we would see and have our hearts filled with the calm sublimity of the solemn white wedge that lifts it self into the far off blue, we must not let our gaze drop on the busy life of the valleys or the green slopes of the lower Alps, but must lift it and keep it fixed aloft. Meditate upon Him, and shut out other things. Alexander Maclaren, D. D.
The weakness of strength is the strength of weakness.
Without Blemish
God wants us to keep ourselves without blame, that He may make us without blemish. A child brings us his copy book; we see that the child's writing is without blame, or, rather, that he has tried hard, and is deserving of praise; but we see, too, that his work is not without blemish. It is by the child's faithful diligence, which keeps it without blame, that the teacher will finally bring that child's skill to a place where he shall write a page without blemish. Just so, when we keep our hearts blameless, God will be working with us as Jude wrote: "To set you before the presence of His glory without blemish." God does no ask of us that we be without faults but that we be without blame in trying to overcome those faults. Our first striving with a character, or with a pen, may be black with blots; but if it is faithful striving, it will be the way by which, in the end, God will make us faultless.
Every gift of God is an invitation to claim a greater—grace for grace.
Users or Wasters?
There is nothing in God's universe abundant enough to be wasted. During the days of the early gold discoveries the miners united, in many camps, in devising means to dispose of a peculiar black sand of enormous weight which sifted through the sluice ways and closed the watercourses. Years later it was discovered that this contemned waste-product was composed almost entirely of metallic silver, and that fortunes had been thrown contemptuously away. Many of us despise our time as the miners did the silver sand. We "pass away time" and know not that it is the ore of achievement, the raw material from which is fashioned eternity. Only the doers, not the idlers; only the users, not the wasters—are laying up treasure for the future, here and hereafter.
HE NEVER STOPS.
PROTECTION IS ROBBERY
INCIDENTAL PROTECTION IS RIGHT AND PROPER
TARIFF FOR REVENUE ONLY
REVISION
FREE TRADE
RECIPROCITY
WE BELIEVE
NO WE DON'T
"For men may come and men may go. But I go on forever."
LOW EXPORT PRICES
WHO IS HURT AND WHO IS HELPED BY THEM?
The American People Suffer No Injury From the Practice, While the Increase of Employment Is Greatly to the Profit of the American Wage-Earner.
For the five years ending with 1903 the average of the yearly average prices of Bessene pig iron is $18.82 according to Mr. Swank's official and hitherto undisputed figures. While the average price of steel rails made from this pig iron has been firmly held at about $28 per ton to American consumers, it is claimed—and probably with truth—that many tons of rails have been sold to foreigners for $20 per ton. It is asserted by vociferous agents of foreign productive industry that this disparity in prices to Americans and foreigners is an outrage on the American buyer—on all Americans. This claim is reiterated by those who envy the prosperity of the American wage earners and their ability to as James Bryce says, "allow themselves luxuries such as the masses enjoy in no other country."
Who makes money out of this?
Apparently not the steel trust. If it buys Bossene pig iron at $18.82 and sells rails at $20 there cannot be much profit in the transaction. Our friends, the British rail producers are probably right, that the business has been done at a loss—a loss without taking into account repairs, interest and general expenses.
Who does this hurt?
Not the railroads of this country. They are substantially unanimous in allowing the exporters of rails for foreign consumption lower freight rates than charged for the consumption of American railroads. And the well-known fact that American freight rates are the lowest in the world, and are between one third and one-fourth
HE NEVE
PROTECTION IS ROBBERY
INCIDENTAL PROTECTION IS RIGHT AND PROPER
WE BELIEVE
NO WE DON'T
QUINCY SCOTT
"For men may come and men
of British freight rates, while one can ride in a first-class American railroad car (not Pullman) for about third-class fare on English roads, seems to show that their policy does not injure the American public.
Who does it help?
All Americans. In our best year we sold foreigners 350,000 tons of rails, in round numbers. This means $7,000,000, all to Americans, which otherwise we would not have had. The first and greatest beneficence of this so-called outrage, however, falls on the American wage-earner. Every ton of steel rails requires the digging and transporting of over two tons of ore, half a ton of limestone, and a ton and a half of coal and coke, or an aggregate of 14,000,000 tons. If the steel trust had not been financially strong enough to sell this 350,000 tons of rails at less than the American price and with a probable loss, the men who dug out and transported the 14,000,000 tons of raw material required, those who smelted and converted it into rails, with those who were employed in carrying the rails to tide water, would have been laid off. This means virtually that all of the $7,000,000, except the profits on transportation, would have been withheld from our wage earners and through them from those dependent on their trade. It was to prevent want and trade stagnation, as well as to get the profits on carrying the 14,000,000 tons that the railroads were glad to carry 350,000 tons at less than normal rates.
Judge Parker and his like will probably never believe the verdict of the 8th of November showed that our wage-earners, with all dependent on their expenditures, thought the true "tariff robbers" are those who would so juggle with protection as to juggle them out of opportunity for profitable employment. The judge hoped, and probably will continue to hope, that our wage-earners know no more than the English farm laborers of the '40's, who, by voting for free wheat, voted themselves and their children into
the slums of London in sympathy with Cobden's denunciations of the profits of British landlords.
Diplomacy in Iowa Village
A Chicago woman on a visit to her mother in the town in Iowa where she was born missed a great old cottonwood that stood on the street in front of the old house. There is an ordinance in the town against cottonwoods because they are considered a nuisance in the summer time when they are scattering their lint to the winds, and the authorities order them cut down as often as they find one and happen to think about it.
"What became of the old cottonwood?" she asked her mother.
Almost tearfully the mother told of how it had been cut down by the city "But," she said, "there is a big one over there at Joneses", and I am often tempted to complain to the authorities for not cutting that down, since they cut ours."
"Then why don't you?" she was asked.
"I don't dare to," was her reply
"There is another cottonwood on this
place, and that would go too"—Chi
cago Inter Ocean.
A Dangerous Party.
Reduction of the tariff seems to be the democratic panacea for real or imaginaryills of commerce or finance. The democratic party made a fool of itself when it cured ills in 1894 by reducing the tariff tax below the safety mark of income making and tried to eke out the difference with an unconstitutional income tax. It will be observed that they did not reduce taxation in gross, but tried to delude the people by splitting the source of revenue. The congress that did this was repudiated by the people at the next election.
The democratic party would repeat the performance of 1894, at least in regard to the tariff. It complains of expenditure which it knows it cannot reduce. It declares that receipts now are less than expenditures, and that
ER STOPS.
RIFF FOR
REVENUE ONLY
REVISION
FREE
TRADE
RECIPROCITY
a may go. But I go on forever."
the treasury is threatened with a great deficit. Its proposed remedy for these alleged illies is a reduction of the tariff—another reduction of income which it says is inadequate now. It does not propose any reduction of expenditure, and does not mention a single item of treasury outgo that might be eliminated.
All this we take from the pronouncement of the party leaders. It shows an astonishing lack of ordinary skill in housekeeping. The democratic party has become not only demagogic—it is absolutely dangerous. — Kittanning (Pa.) Press.
Sympathy for Foreigners
So long as the dumping of American products on foreign markets was confined to the shipping abroad of agricultural products the American free trader had not a word to say against the practice. On the contrary, he regarded it with some favor as contributing to a result he apparently wished to see achieved—namely, making England the workshop of the world. But as soon as the United States began to dump manufactured products in the British market he set up a howl. It is a curious statement, but it is true, that when any sympathy is shown by the American free trader it is for the fellow on the other side of the water; his own country and countrymen he leaves out of consideration—San Francisco Chronicle.
Handicaps Fat Cadets.
No fat cadet at West Point has any chance of getting into the cavalry service. Gen. Burton, the inspector, says that excessive weight is "ruinous" to a horse, cumbersome to a rider and weakens the endurance of the individual."
Arkansas May Be Next
It yet remains to be determined whether Arkansas will long remain a comfortable place for the democrats who can no longer feel comfortable in Missouri.
ABOUT THE LONDON "CABBY."
Hg Works Fourteen Hours a Day and
Gets About Five Philosopher
Gets About Five Shillings Pay.
There are in London 2,711 cab proprietors, and of these 2,224 own fewer than five vehicles, says a writer in Outing. As you see, it is a poor man's industry.
The average price for hiring a cab is 12 shillings and 3 pence a day. In addition the cabman has to pay the yard fees. He gets two horses a day and is usually fourteen hours on the box. His license costs him five shillings a year. The tax of £2 on the cab and the 15-shilling wheel duty are paid by the owner. Taking £3 day in and day out, the cabby makes about 5 shillings a day. In the season he may take in more money, but as the hire is raised on nlm it comes to the same thing. If he is not content—and there is no reason why he should be—he does not grumble unduly.
Every day in London 120,000 people ride in cabs. Of course there is friction and there is a deal of noisy quarrelling over fares, but so far as my experience goes the cabby is usually right in his estimate of the distances he has traveled and the money that is due him.
The cab horses are a good lot. They are worked six hours a day on an average. About three years in a hansom, however, will do up the best of them. Then they drift down to the four-wheelers.
Potato Flour:
While Irish potatoes may be eaten more extensively than any other American vegetable, it may not be generally known that they are capable of reduction to an excellent flour. In Austria, according to a government report, the manufacture of this flour is an important industry. Corn starch is largely unknown in Austria, potato flour being substituted. It is stated to be cheaper than wheat flour and makes a beautifully light cake. The potatoes are machined in such a manner that the starch is separated from the cells that contain it. Water is used freely, carrying away the starch into settling vessels. It is then refined, cleansed and dried. The residue is fed to stock and also used in distilleries, breweries and sugar factories. Potato flour is largely used by the Israelites in this and other countries during the Feast of the Passover, for as wheat flour is a strictly forbiden article during that festival, potato flour is a welcome assistant to the housewife, who, in her preparation of "Pesach" dainties, finds it capable of transformation into delicious cake. —Indiana Farmer.
The Vigil.
I see the window of my sweet —
heard the west,
the glitter of the markets.
The trellised window toward the west.
The oder of the margarette
I had pressed lightly pressed
Is fault and rare. I bear the beat.
It almost seems, within her breast
Of her thrice tender heart, and feel
I vibrant passion stir her rest!
And through the open window borne
In subtle tincture on the air.
The perfumes of the roses worn
At last night's ball a message bear
Unto my heart with passion torn!
Light angled, they wander outward
where
I stand, and whisper low unto
The eager car of my despair!
What if but vain the thought I fear
quite what she drawn aside.
My sleeping beauty should appear
And I should see her tender-eyed!
Vain phantasys! The white dawn clear
Will touch her hiss to waking wide;
Till then she dreams of dreams
What she moonlight hoot!
— New Orleans Times-Democrat.
Too Good for Him.
The man's unsteady legs and listless eyes were about the only evidence of his previous night's offense when he was arraigned in a police court the other morning.
"Now, if you have anything to say for yourself I'll hear it," said the magistrate.
"S damn outrage," replied the prisoner, somewhat thickly.
"Ten dollars fine for contempt of court," announced the magistrate.
"What have you to say now?"
"S damn outrage," repeated the man.
"Ten dollars additional fine for contempt," said the judge. "I give you just one more chance to defend yourself."
"S no use, Judge," came the reply, with considerable feeling. "You're too good at repartee for me."
Lock Your Jag in the Bottle
Large locked corks, original in design, are being shown in the shops for Christmas presents. All of them have about as much silver, or nickel, as cork, but they fit in the average sized whisky bottle all right, and are really a decoration. Small Yale keys, only one for each cock, lock the bottle as tight as an office safe. If a man doesn't happen to leave his bunch of keys lying around loose his whisky is perfectly safe from purloining servants. If he loses his keys he must break the neck of the bottle to get at his tipple. No duplicate key can be made for him.
If a man prefers a certain blend of whisky, Scotch or American, he can leave it on his sideboard at home or take it to his club to be called for when required. Most club men would find this plan a great economy.
A. Profitable Flower Bed.
Two hundred and twenty-one dollars and fifty cents' worth of violets were raised and sold by a young girl who employed her leisure time from household duties in flower growing. Her violet patch measured 20x25 feet the first season, and the violets were sold to a near-by florist at fifty cents a hundred blossoms, netting a profit of $92.50. The second season, having transplanted more violet plants in about ten feet more of ground, $129 was realized in the sales.—From How to Make Money.
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When a man has no notion that he is entitled to any of the money he earns he is called a fairly good husband.—New York Press.
I do not believe Plaso's Cure for Consumption has an equal for coughs and colds.—JOHN F. BOYER, Trinity Springs, Ind., Feb. 15, 1900.
The man who knows just how the stock market is going never tells you until after it has gone.
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The most difficult part of a drinking song is the refrain.
THE PERUNA ALMANAC
IN 8.000.000 HOMES.
The Ieruna Lucky Day Almanac has become a fixture in over eight million homes. It can be obtained from all drugstores free. Be sure to inquire early. The 1905 Almanac is already published, and the supply will soon be exhausted. Do not put it off. Get one to day.
One is apt to make a fool of himself acting smart.
FLOCKING INTO CANADA.
Immigration From Dakota and Adoling States—Major Edwards, United States Consul General at Montreal, Describes the Movement as Due to Scarcity of Land.
Montreal, Nov. 15.—Major Allison Edwards, United States Consul General, who returned to-day from a visit to his home at Fargo, North Dakota, said in an interview: "The proper way to describe the manner in which the people you are getting are the ing over into Western Canada is to say they are coming over in droves. Among the people there did not seem to be any thought of there being a boundary line at all. It is simply a question," added the major, "of there not being any more land in North Dakota and the surrounding States, and the people are flocking to Canada to get good farms. Naturally the number that will come over will increase all the time, and I may say the people of North Dakota are comebest people in the west. They are well supplied with money and are well acquainted with the conditions under which they will have to work." The agents of the Canadian Government are prepared to give the fullest information regarding homestead and other lands.
Good Point About Beauty.
There's one very satisfactory things about beauty; no matter how much you have you do not take away from any one else.
Tourist Enrich Greece.
It is estimated that about 4,500 travelers from the United States have visited Greece during each of the last four years, and have annually left about $1,500,000 in the kingdom.
PASSING FANCIES IN THE WORLD OF WOMEN
Capes Very Generally Worn. The voluminous sleeves in the gowns have led us gently but surely to the cape as the most desirable form of evening wrap. Most of the wraps are still in a state of evolution, though, and have still more or less the semblance of a sleeve. This may be of the "sling sleeve" variety, resembling nothing so much as the bandage for an injured arm; or they may be what appears as a deep cape in the back, shaped into sleeve in the front. A charming evening wrap—this on the purely cape order—was in a faint, smoke-gray, the garment perfectly plain, but the right side front very long and so shaped and draped as to permit of the end being thrown gracefully over the left shoulder in quite a swashbuckling fashion, and there it was held in place by four hand-wrought silver buttons.
Still another form of coat, and this one of the best Paris models of the year, is built very much on the lines of a vestment and apparently slips on over the head like the chasubles they imitate, till one discovers that the slides are left open, or rather without a seam, being simply fastened beneath the arms with buttons and loops of the silk. Heavy gold embroideries on the neck and sleeves further emphasize the vestment idea.
Double Veils Worn.
Double veils are still worn of chiffon, one a shade lighter than the other, artistically drawn about the flat-shaped hats. The hemstitched veils of chiffon are among the most popular styles. They are simple and plain, but they are refined, delicate and universally becoming.
The tab effects on stocks are rapidly giving way to a finish of a plain bow or a four-in-hand. Tabs are not so fashionable as formerly, no doubt because of the monstrosities thrust on a long-suffering public during the tab craze.
Wide ribbon streamers are shown on some of the very extreme models in winter hats, and for the right woman are fascinating and becoming.
Bands and ruchings of fancy and plain ribbons are high in favor for trimming evening gowns, and, indeed, any pretty house gown of soft, light materials. They are generally of taffeta or messaline, and often two and sometimes three widths of the same ribbon are used.
Buffles and Muffs.
Some very dalny sets of hat, ruffle and muff are to be seen just now. One is in brown fur and chiffon to match. The hat is wide of brim, entirely covered with the fur, and trimmed with ruches of the brown chiffon. Only about five inches of the muff is in fur, the widening edges consisting of pleated chiffon, much tucked and ruched at the edges. The ruffle is a mere band of fur with pleats and ruches of chiffon at either side.
Girl's Winter Dress.
Girl's dress of rough blue cloth, trimmed with black braid. The skirt is gathered at the top and encircled below with little plaitings of the material headed by bias bands of the same, the latter trimmed with the braid. The blouse forms a graduated box plait in the middle of the front, on
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each side of which is a group of fine side plaits confined at the top with a little strap and button. The shoulder collar is plaited, trimmed with bias bands and braid, and bordered with a little plaiting. The plastron, showing at the top and where the plait is cut out, is of beige cloth trimmed with soutache.
Spots on the Face.
Bathe your face with warm water in which a little bicarbonate of soda has been dissolved, and use the following lotion for your face: One dram ace
tate of lead and eight of elder-flower water.
Taffeta or Cloth Waist:
Blouse of taffeta or cloth, plaited at the top and gathered at the bottom. where it is finished in bolero fashion with a band of the material piped with a contrasting color and ornamented with spirals of soutache. The yoke is of the material, cut with overlapping tabs at the shoulders, piped with the contrasting color, ornamented with the soutache spirals and finished around the neck with rows of stitching. The fronts of the yoke are turned back to form little revers, faced with the same color as
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the pipings and ornamented with little buttons. The fronts of the blouse open over a narrow waistcoat of the material. The standing collar is of lace, finished at the top with a scalloped turnover of the material ornamented with little buttons. The corset girdle is of the same color as the pipings and revers. The sleeves are plaited at the top and finished with cuffs made and trimmed like the yoke.
Cashmere for Little Folks.
Cashmeres, so enthusiastically accepted by their elders, are being generously used for the little folks. These, while soft and graceful and rich in coloring, lack some of the serviceable qualities of the flannels. Then there are "wool delaines" quaintly flowered, and a new, very smooth and hard twisted serge, and albatross and mohair, and very light weight worsteds; and for occasions, silks of dainty colorings bowedwered with tiny flowers. With all these and more to choose from, surely there is no need of Little Miladi being inartistically or uncom fortably clad.
The "blouse" suits, the waists of which "blouse" but slightly but are comfortably full, and the skirts shirred or plaited full into the band, are all round favorites for the miss of 6 to 10. These may or may not be of the guimpe order or its modification, the "suspender" dress, with its broad shoulder straps worn over a dainty white waist.
The sailor suit still has its following, as has its first cousin, the Peter Thompson. And then there are little plain blouse suits that have wide sailor collars and cuffs of white pique and a jaunty silk tie, tied in a sailor's knot.
Designs in Stoles.
Stoles with long ends of course are more elegant, and the ends are finished with rows of tails. There is a fur garment that has just appeared which is very like a fuchu, and there are as well pelerines made of one, two or three kinds of fur combined. Naturally, sable is the most fashionable fur of the season. Ermine will be as popular as it was last season. Both the pure white ermine and the ermine with the black tails tipped with yellow will be worn. An attractive little pelerine of white ermine has a yoke of white velvet embroidered in large white silk daisies with yellow centers. Both heads and tails are more in evidence than they were last season.
THE RIGHTS OF SONG.
May a London Student Sing With the Windows Open?
To sing with the windows open or shut was the burden of a motion which came before Mr. Justice Warrington the other day.
An interim injunction was asked for to restrain a gentleman who is training for the operatic profession from singing with his windows open, and to restrain him from singing after 11 o'clock at night.
His counsel, in opposing the application, said that the gentleman was a most artistic person—in spite of the fact that the other side had declared that "our voice is more like the howling of a dog than the voice of a professional singer." The gentleman lived in a very small flat, and if he had to sing with the window shut, it would be like placing him in a box.
The other side, said counsel, had been in the habit of making retaliatory noises by knocking on the floor.
Finally Mr. Justice Warrington said that he could not ask the gentleman to sing with the window shut until the trial of the action, but he would accept an undertaking that the music he ceased to fixed hours. -London Mail.
NEARLY FOUR CENTURIES OLD.
St. Augustine, Fla., Has Oldest House in America.
The oldest house in America is in St. Augustine, Fla. This building, by comparison with the winter resort hotels in that town, is not a pretentious structure, but when it was built it was undoubtedly one of the principal structures of the town.
It is built of coquina rock, a mixture of sand and shell, which is the same material used in the building of the Ponce de Leon hotel and the Alcazar.
It is not known in what year this building was put up, but it was short-
Oldest House in America.
ly after the landing of the Spanish,
which was on the 8th of September,
1565.
The building is in a fairly good
state of preservation. The interior is
beautifully finished in highly polished
wood.
It was occupied by the Spanish offi
cials during the time Florida was a
Spanish colony, and was later the
home of the attorney general during
the English possession. It is not now
inhabited.
The Magic Mirror of Japan
The magic mirror of Japan. The "magic mirror" of Japan is a disk of bronze, usually from six to eight inches in diameter. It is silvered on the front, which is a little convex, and there is a raised pattern on the back which is rather concave. The polished pattern is generally a landscape, flowers, animals, or Chinese characters. It is not visible in the front of the mirror, but when strong sunlight is reflected from the front of the mirror to a wall or screen the pattern of the back is visible on the screen in bright lines on a black ground. Prof. W. E. Ayrton, F. R. S., with Prof. John Perry, F. R. S., was the first to give the true scientific explanation of this magical effect. It seems that the design on the back alters the convexity of the front, making it flat, in fact, along the lines of the pattern. Consequently the light reflects from the front is not dispersed at these points of the design, and they appear brighter on the screen.
Cravats of Wood Pulp.
A syndicate of English capitalists is engaged in an endeavor to promote a market in this country for the silks made chiefly from wood pulp. This product is principally obtained in South America, Paraguay furnishing a large supply. The vegetable silk has its origin in trees and is readily adaptable to native looms. The woven threads are supercalendered, which process presents a silky finish resembling mercerized goods. For several years past this glossy material has been sold in piece lengths to the upholstery trade, by which it is utilized for filling purposes. The selling test of artificial silk for cavatrs is anxious awaited by local manufacturers.
A Thanksgiving Serenade.
SAID THE
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Collecting Bird Statistics.
The bird club at Bellows Falls, VT, had been divided into two sides with the object before them of seeing which side should see and name the largest number of birds during the season of 1904. One side saw 89 different varieties and the other 83. Six varieties not seen by the winning side but seen by the others makes the total number of birds named by the club 95.
Cotton Business in 1841.
The first shipment of cotton from the port of Galveston to Boston was made by the firm of Ennis & Kimball, in 1841, on the schooner Brazos, Capt. Hardy commander. This was a new departure in business and was noted with much interest as promising many benefits.
King's Valuable Art Treasures
The value of the art treasures at Windsor castle, which have been discovered and rearranged by King Edward, is estimated at about $60,000,000. So great is their value that the king has been unable to get them insured so far.
Letter Carrier's Faithful Service
Letter Carrier's Patient Service.
Nat Cummings, a rural delivery carrier at Lancaster, N. H., has made a record of which he well feels proud. Last Wednesday he missed his first trip since entering the service, Jan. 1, 1902, or a period of about thirty-four months.
DEVIL CUARDED THE GOLD.
His Satanic Majesty's Portrait indicated Treasurer House.
In this instance, as often, His Satanic Majesty proved a good guide to riches. Recently workmen were papering a wall in an old house at Perpignon, in the south of France. On the wall was fixed, as a curious ornament, a very ancient sculptured chair. The workman found it necessary to remove this, and discovered that the back of the chair had hidden a mural painting of the devil, horns, tail, cloven foot, diabolic grin—all. Sounding the wall with their hammers the workmen easily found there was a hollow space behind it, into which they broke. There lay a big pile of tarnished gold pieces, some French, most of them Spanish.
Of course this wealth amounting to some thousands of frances, reverted to the owner of the house. He rewarded handsome those who found it, and does not concern himself whether it was accumulated by the aid of the sulphurous personage whose portrait indicated its hiding place.
Newest Style of Lighthouse.
The Ram island ledge (Maine) lighthouse, now practically finished, will, it is claimed, be the best in the world of its class. The appropriation was $166,000.
The tower is of hewn stone, and the exterior is nearly as smooth as marble. It is lined with white enamel tiling, and the interior is finished in quartered oak of the finest quality. The glass is diamond shaped. The lantern is of bronze, cost $10,000, and the salt air will have no effect upon it. The $7,000 lens for the lamp was made in Paris.
The photograph shows the tower as
THE LIGHTHOUSE
Ram Island Ledge Lighthouse. it looked just before the staging was removed. Seven men are at work on the Interior. The light will be of the third order, and will be a flash. The lighthouse is as firm as the great rock on which it stands. It will be of the greatest possible advantage to all masters of vessels entering or leaving Portland.
Music-Charmed Water
Interesting experiments showing the influence of a tuning-fork on jets of water have recently been made at the Royal College of Science in Dublin. A jet of falling water consists ordinarily of two parts—a clear column and a troubled portion. When the troubled part is photographed, with the aid of the electric spark, it is seen to be composed of a succession of drops following one another too rapidly to be separately perceived by the eye. These drops are irregular in size, shape and distance from one another. But if a vibrating tuning-fork is placed in contact with the stand from which the jet starts, the drops fall into order with beautiful precision, a drop being cast off with each vibration. Many remarkable effects may be produced. A continuous jet may be thrown into a form like that of a vibrating string.
Memorial to a Robber
In the little town of Forlimpopoli, near Bologna, a memorial tablet is about to be unveiled in the Municipal theater to the memory of a famous robber chieftain named Passatore. The reason why the theater is chosen for the home of his memorial is that in it was performed his most famous exploit. In September, 1854, while one of Rossini's operas was being performed in the presence of all the local beauty and fashion, Passatore and his band "held up" the audience and robbed them of all their valuables to the last penny.
Palace of a King.
The palace of Alexander the Great was an imposing structure in its time, and the wonder is that any vestige of it stands to-day. It was built in a manner much more substantial than
that of today, though advocates of steel construction claim that the modern structure will defy time as long as any of those built by the ancients. Time alone will determine how much truth there is in this contention. On the Asiatic plain are the massive remnants of an ancient gateway fringed with weeds, and, vaguely knowing who he was, the natives tell that this is all that is left of the palace of Alexander.
THE ODD CORNER
weak
Which counts the lives and the gains
Weighs all the losses and the pain.
And eagerly each fond word drains
A joy to seek.
When love is strong
It never taries to take heed,
Or know if its return exceed
Its gift if its love has no greed.
No strifes belong.
It hardly asks
If it be loved at all; to take
So barren seems, when it can make
Such bliss, for the beloved sake.
Of bitter tasks.
Its cestasy
Couns find hard death so beauteous
It sees through tears how Christ loved us.
So much we miss
I love is weak, so much we gain
I love is strong. God thinks no pain
Too sharp or lasting to ordain
Blind Grocer's Clerk
The stuff heroes are made of is never more clearly illustrated than in the case of men who, without the excitement of battle, calmly prepare to meet inevitable misfortune. When John E. Berden of Jobstown, N. J., realized that blindness was to be his fate he was a young man clerking in a grocery store. A wealthy sister offered aid that his burden might be lightened, but he would have none of it. Deciding that in no other place could he find so much freedom and consequent enjoyment as amid surroundings with which he was already familiar, he began impressing them on his mind as his sight continued to fail. Developing the senses of touch and hearing to a remarkable degree, he continued to care for the horses and open and close the store. Likewise, he continued to drive about the country soliciting orders, and never forgot how to put up orders as accurately as a person possessing full sight. He quotes prices on all kinds of machines, explains their mechanism, and conducts patrons through the warehouse as though he were laboring under no disadvantages, and because of his determination not to give up to his affliction gets much more out of life than many of his more fortunate but less brave brethren.
Editor-Bride Knew News:
The Tamaqua (Pa.) Register recently told of a pretty little romance in which Miss Anna L. Hensberger, its editor and manager, and A. J. Person, general traffic manager of the Alpha Portland Cement Company of Easton, figured as the principals.
Saturday, Nov. 5, the couple went to New York, where they were married. No announcement was made of the wedding until Mrs. Person, true to her editorial instinct, printed the story as a "beat," which, in the parlance of the print shop, means exclusively.
Mrs. Person announces that she will continue as editor and manager of the Register for the present. She is one of the most successful newspaper women in the state, and superintends the mechanical part of the paper as well as the editorial. She is a very charming and accomplished young woman and is highly esteemed.
Oldest Hotel in Europe.
The Goldenes Kreuz (Golden Cross) at Regensburg (Ratisbion), in Bavaria, is the oldest hotel in Europe King Ferdinand I. halted at it on his way to his coronation in 1531, and no other hotel in Europe possesses records of such great antiquity as the Golden Cross at Ratisbion does or can boast of having had so many royal visitors as have enjoyed its hospitality.
The existing visitors' books, which date from 1819, contain the names of more than 500 imperial, royal and princely personages. The room is shown where, in 1865, the late Prince Bismarck, at that time Prussian minister, slept when he came with his sovereign to hold the conference war was the last attempt to prevent war between Austria and Prussia. The negotiations were held in the "small hall" of the hotel, under the presidency of King William of Prussia.
The host is equally proud of the autographs of Schiller and other men of letters which he possesses. The author of "William Tell" wrote the words, "Und eine Heimath ist es" ("It is indeed a home"), in memory of his stay there and no landlord could wish for a better advertisement.
Tree Bears Freak Apples
Everybody knows there are red apples. That is to say, the outside of the apples are red, it would not be safe to bet, however, that there are no apples the fruit of which is red to the core for George Stevens of Lee Valley, N. Y., has a tree in his orchard that bears apples that are red on the inside. The tree is self-planted and is about eight years old. When it came up it was regarded as a sort of scrub, and the owner was inclined to cut it down. But when it commenced to hear and produced fruit that was red on the inside it was considered a freak and allowed to grow.
The tree hangs full of apples every year. The skin of the fruit is light yellow, like a pippin, and the flesh runs from a bright red to a salmon color. The apples are not large, but are good eating, being as the freshman said, "nayther swate nor sour, but tagt." These apples are a curiosity to a* who see them. It seems to be a case where the red color* matters has gone into the fruit instead of the skin, as it usually does.
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MINERS CARRY GREAT WEIGHTS.
Strength of Chileans Sustained Without Meat Diet.
Perhaps the greatest weights borne for any distance are the loads of ore brought up from the mines of the Andes by the miners of Chile.
Darwin visited a copper mines in a ravine leading from the main range of the Cordilleras, where the work was carried on by such primitive means that, though the mines had been worked in the mountains for at least two centuries, the water was removed in some by carrying it up shafts in leather bags on men's backs.
Sir Francis Head, when visiting a similar mine, found that all the ore was carried up to the surface, a vertical climb of 450 feet, by the miners, and that the average weight carried was 250 pounds. This load was not carried up a winding stair, but up notched trunks of trees, set almost upright, one touching another. The food of the Chilean miner, according to Darwin, consisted of ratios of sixteen tigs and two small loaves of bread for breakfast; for dinner boiled beans; for supper wheat crushed and roasted. They scarcely ever tasted meat.
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Fishing Wheels.
A curious plan for catching fish is used on the River Columbia. A number of wheels are set up in the middle of the stream, which, as they turn around, catch up the fish and cast them into troughs by the river banks. As much as five tons weight of fish a day has thus been taken.
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Many a man would be delighted to have a wife who would drive him to drink.
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Expert Testimony.
"There are fifteen symptoms of drunkenness," said a medical witness in an English police court. The judge hastily fined the defendant $0 and called for the next case.
The well earned reputation and increasing popularity of the Lewis "Single Binder, straight e cigar, is due to the maintained high quality and appreciation of the smoker Lewis' Factory, Pooria, Ill.
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Most women begin to get hurt after they are 30 years of age, but they can't understand why their husbands don't keep right on yearning to hold them on their knees.
Inquiry into the history of every inmate of a lunatic asylum will develop the fact that he always believed in clairvoyants and fortune tellers and spirits.
A man is always different from that which women think he is.
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THE FREEMAN ia RIGHT.
As Senator Cockrell, of Missourt,
has been in public office for forty
Years amd Is now seventy years: old,
there does not seem to be any iniusticr
In ashing him te step aside for new
blood, While giving him full eredit
for useful services and a blameless
Lite, there does net seem to be any
Just reason why he should be given a
federal job to “break his fall ‘There
ave Repubileans in Missouri tit to take
Dis place and i should be remembered
that it has heen mighty long time
between drinks” for Missouri Reputtic
an
Where are all the Republicans of
Missouri?
Colonel ROC Kerens was consid
ered the best man in Missouri till it
came his time, then what a seramble,
He has Jed us in the past and we were
proud to have his lead, so now he is
entitled to be sent te the Senate and
we should be proud to see him, He
will TH the bill with eredit to Mis
suurl.
JOPLIN, MO. Dee h Senator
Hash Metndoe annomness that he will
uipport RC. Kerens for senator
Vpon being asked his opinion of the
Senatorial contest, Seater Metndes |
said
Tt would seem that seme of the
persons actively interested in the pro:
inmotion of Senatorial eandidacies are
losing sight of the real issue in the
contest, whieh is not_as to who shall
become the distributer of tederal pat
ronage in the stige of Missouri, bat
vather as to what Republican in Mis
souri is best equiped and most en
titled to the United States senator
shin
‘The question of federal patronage
Has done more to disrupt the party
and keep Missouri Democratic. than
The Combined efforts of the opposition
even with the aid of its odious elec
tion laws. The Republican party his
heen ridden to death by the few who
would deal out the patronage, at the
expense of the innumerable —thons:
ands of loyal Republicans in Missouri,
who are tired and weary of postotfies
squabbles and contentions
In the list of aspirants tor the sen
atorship L have no doubi that any one
of them could satisfactorily meet the
requirements of the office, but the ean.
didate whose name comes first is that
of Richard ©. Kerens, and among Re:
publicans it seems ta be a case of for
or against Mr, Kerons,
Two years ago, with a view to re
storing party harmony, 1 voted for 4
candidate who had not been identities
With party leadership. In the next sen
atorial caucus Mr, Kerens will receive
thy uspport
He is as well equipped to repre
sent Missouri in the senate as an)
other Republican, and in point of part
service leads all others, As @ leader
asking nothing for himself, he ha
unselfishly devoted time and money i
his party's behalf. During the las
campaign. for harmony’s sake, he vol
untarily took bis place in the ranks
yet as ever his best efforts were de
Voted to the uphBiding of Republican
principles, and this at a time when he
could not have had the: senatorship
vomind, for there is no) Missourian
ean say a Republican successor to Son
ator Cockrell was expected, ‘Three
times, in preceding cancuses, Mr.
Kerens has been given the party non
ination When it gut represented the
shadow, Now give him the sit
stance.
If Mr. Kerens is sent to the senate
he will not have to wait the probation
ary SiN years before he is permitted
to become identified with the policies
of the party. On account of his wide
acquaintanceshiy with other Repub:
Hiean leaders, Mr. Kerens would. at
ehee take front rank in Senate coun
cils as did the lamented Hanna,
It is noted that the Democratic
Press is intensely opposed to. Mr,
Kerens’ eandidaey, but this is the sort
of opposition that is complimentary
hither than otherwise, A great leader
is always the mark of the opposition,
It was so with Hanna, MeKinley and
Roosevell. If Mr, Kerens’ nomination
would tend to disrupt the Republican
party in Missouri he would have an
Underenrrent of support from every
Democratic newspaper within the
state,
Certain opponents of Mr Kerens
Within the party press to question his
loyalty to the president and attempt
fo make capital against him with as.
sertions by innuendo that he is a per
soma non grata te the president, and
that the latter will decline to recognize
him in making federal appointments,
even though elected, and this sort of a
eampaixn is persistently maintained by
aid of the Democratic press, notwith-
Standing the fact that the president
has stated in unequivocal language
that he will keep hands off in the sen.
aorial contest and will be satisfied
with whatever selection may be made
by the Republicans of Missouri upon
whom the responsibility rests.
The battle is over and victory is
vurs, The colored boys helped to
bring it about and they desire to share
the spoils, If they cannot get the
plums they will come in for the leav.
inks. Now the colored boys are in
good Inimor, and it is in the power of
‘the Republican organization to keep
them in that mood.
It may be trie, as the New York
World says, that the sweeping Demo:
eratie defeat was due in part to the
foolish attempt to make an issue of
the Hooker Washington dinner; but fs
due in greater part to the wicked at-
tempt of the World and Judge Parker
to blacken the character of the Presi-
dent of the United tSates,
‘The Son is still hollowing for Kerens
for senator
We wonld rejoice to see the Hon.
Gardiner Lathrop have anything he
wants,
There was a time when the Negro
Was unite! in ehureh work, but he fs
getting split on that proposition now.
T wonder if the time will ever come}
when he will see the wisdom of uniting
his forees as other races of people do,
for the good of the whole race?
‘The Newro has only yet learned how
to bury one another, but how to raite
one another in uniting for our mutual
benefit, the Negro has been near
sighted
Why have we not some creditable
stores in Kansas City, We say eduea:
tion solves the problem. We have
plenty of education—then why not de:
liver the goods?
Th has been a long time since we
heard that song, “You may have all
this world but give me Jesus." But
the white folks got all the world before
you quit singing and in sueh a way
that you will get but very little of it.
Doos education mean to sit dows
and do nothing? In our community we
have at least 35,000 and the best wo
Can offer today is little restaurants, a
barbershop, two little undertaking es
tablishments and a oneshorse paper
| And yet some say we are progressing
Paris, Mo, July Toth, TS8ou.
Gentiemen; When 1 began using
the Ozonized OX Marrow my head
was so bald | was ashamed of myself
but now my hair has grown three
inches all over my head and I have
only been using it fwo months,
IDA PRETER,
NEGRO GIRLS ARE BARRED.
Not Admitted to the Industrial Home
at Chillicothe,
‘To the Son: Your columns of yes:
terday told of the arrest of three negro
girls, 10, 11 and 12 years of age re-
spectively, on the charge of stealing
money and other valuables from a
number of houses they were allowed
to enter under various pretexts,
If precedents established in out
tale Is followed, they are too youns
to be sent to Jail, and the question
arises, What shall we do with them?
There is an institution, established
and controlled by the state, at Chilli
cothe, known as the Industrial Hone
for Wayward and Incorrigible Girls,
for just such cases as those referred
to here, but whieh refuse absolutely
to receive negro girls now, although
the writer remembers well that no
such discrimination was made the first
few years of its existence, Why are
hexro girls refused admission to that
institution now?
‘The Anglo-Saxon docs not relish the
spectacle of even negro girls of sueh
tender years incarcerated among suen
ened criminals in gloomy prisons, and
yet the question is asked, Are. these
little pests to be turned loose to prey
upon the public at will?
‘The negroes of this state have urged
both the governor and the legislature
by petition and in person to erect a
modest building upon these grounds at
camicothe for the detention of way:
ward and incorrigible negro girls, such
as herein described, but our efforts
have been in vain.
NELSON CREWS.
Christmas Headquarters
where there is
everything
for all
Srnanry, Sind, Shayor-to
Bim 6&6
%, (IS if diiiceoktaa
A\ ees 1 Rae a amr er une Sea
j te ay) “He is rich,” said Beau
\ er uy Brummell, “who inherits a
ity— taste in dress.”
.o Cc ee
WL Se
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| T IS OUR FUNCTION to gratify that
t taste and to developit. Our Suits
} and Overcoats are cut on the
lines approved by fashion.
Si2 to $30
For Holiday Gifts we show complete lines of Neck-
wear, Gloves, Suspenders, Canes, Umbrellas, and
everything of the best quality. Prices reasonable.
Browning, King & Co.
HENRY CASPER, Manager. 11th & Main Sts.
THE GREAT SALE OF
Ghristmas Toys
1S ON AT
G. GOLLINS’
BIG DRY GOODS HOUSE
| Visit our Toy Room and it will tell. |
Among things that will please the little folks we mention:
DOLLS
Baby Bugeies
Express Wagons
Sleds
China Dishes and, in fact,
Everything in the line of Toys
And we are selling them at prices that defy competition.
SUITABLE ARTICLES FOR
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
In our other Departments.
| Save Time and Money by Stopping Here.
; :
C. C. Collins Dry Goods Store
1431-33-35-37 E. Eighteenth St.
THEODORE SMITH,
DRUGGIST.
Two Stores: 908 E. TWELFTH STREET, 805 INDEPENDENCE AVENUE.
PHONES | Heriait Grand Puones |For airomaa.
KANSAS CITY, MO.
Dealer in Drugs, Toilet articles, School Supplies, Stationery, Etc.
Give us an Order by Phone and See if We are not there with the Goods.
Ghe Stoeltzing Stowe and Hardware Co.
LSS SS wrap
Beat Stoves Made.
a Larkest stock In City.
t iq Prices the Lowest.
| i bes Waele Re! Peninsular
iv $ Steel Ranges, Stee! Oven Cook Stoves, Base Bur
( r ee ed | ners, Furnaces, and all goods made by the.
y : i Peninsular Stove Co.
t = — soheater, Cole's
SSD Or, Mi Ti tr Coat tna Word chermont
ET ES Gnk Stoves, hehiil Stee! Ranges and Faraness.
j eR ee TIN WORK @ Speolaity.
| ft fy Window and Door Screens end Refrigerators
|| be a oat "Phone 145.
VERGO! ost
aa 1329 Grand Ave.
Home Phone NEVER
Hotel New Port
Neatly Furnished Rooms and Cafe
Near Corner Eighteenth and Tracy,
1807 Tracy Avenue, Kansas City, Mo.
MRS. V. L. NORTH, Prop.
OPEN DAY AND NIGHT.
Purity
HOLIDAY CANDIES!
We are Heidecnten for
CHRISTMAS CANDIES!
Do not forget to purchase one of our famous |
5 lb. Boxes of 25c Candies, 5 Ibs. for $1.
eae ; |
PURITY CANDY KITCHEN
18 East Twelfth St. 516 East Twelfth St.
ARNETT, The French Dry Cleaner
7D) LADIES FINE WEARING APPAREL
4 A Specialty.
Seeip “eimaratteawons
| he, 7: Ne Oy. KANSAS cry, Penn Street ssouRI
A NEW:
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|
Wabash Train
| To |
ST. LOUIS !
COMMENCING JUNE 5, 1904. |
Leave KANSAS CITY, oe 11:30 p. m. Daily
Arrive WORLD'S FAIR STATION, - 7:00.m. “|
Arrive ST. LOUIS (Union Station), - 7:15 a.m “
EQUIPMENT---Pullman Sleepers, Free Reclining Chair
Cars and Coaches, Sleepers and Coaches open at
10:00 p. m. for occupancy.
Wabash is the only line to WORLD'S FAIR Main Gate.
Return Train leaves St. Louis 11:45 p.m. for Kansas City.
Ask your Agent for Tickets over the Wabash.
. ©. @NIELDS, by 8. MCLELLAN,
TRAVELING PASSENGER AGENT. WESTERN PASSENGER AGENT,
| 903 MAIN GTREET, KANSAS CITY, MO.
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—THE RISING SON.
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G. H, JONES,
612 Jersey avenue.
Remember pleaxe—
It's the little bite we collect here and there
That enubles us to ran from year w yeur.”
LOCALS.
Locats.
Mrs. Sam Chandler left last week for
St, Paul, where she is to spend sev-
eral weeks visiting her brother-in-law
‘Will Chandler,
ROOMS FOR RENT—LIGHT HOUSE.
KEEPING
At 1816 Wedland avenue. Heat and
Bas furnished. Rooms $3.00 and $3.80.
A desirable place for anyone wishing a
room at a home-like place, Bath free,
Call ow the big department store of
Emery, Bird, Thayer & Co., for toys
for the children,
The J.nes Dry Goods Company has
on hand everything to please the little
folks and the big folks, too.
John Taylor Dry Goods Co, is show-
ing some fine things for Christmas,
WANTED.—Colored lady to use
leisure time soliciting. Experience un-
necessary. Very profitable, Call 20%
Wales Bldg, corner of Sixth and Dela-
ware,
Mr. H. Patton is the proprietor of
a restaurant for ladies and gentlemen
at 924 Wyandotte street. Dinner is
served from 11:30 to 2 p.m. Short
orders are served at all hours between
6:30 a.m. and 10:30 at night. Good
service,
Ifot creme de menthe, claret phos-
phate, coffee, chocolate, root beer, beef
tea, Roman punch, Jamaica ginger,
English Breakfast tea, clam and to-
mato bouillon, are some of the leaders
at McCampbell & Houston's Hot Soda
Fountain,
CASH 18 THE WAY.
Reading notices and announcements
will always be rated as advertise
ments, and when such is sent in to
our office cash must accompany it.
AGENTS WANTED.—$50 per week
and expenses easily made selling com:
bination policies for a big sick and ac-
cident company. Write today, Ad-
dress U. 8, Protective Society, Salis:
bury, Mo. ,
If you desire one of the Magnetic
Hair Straighteners or some Ozone we
have it in stock at the Rising son
office and all other preparauuns from
the Boston Chemioal Co,
Solo Mandolins, John Hobbs, Thas,
N. Grant; Second Mandolin, J. E.
Johnson; Guitars, Fred Spence, Wm.
Williams, Gate City Mandolin Club.
Music for parties ete. Bell ‘Phone
2655 Main, Fred Spence, 1007 Walnut
stret, Kansas City, Mo.
Mrs. W. H. Owens, 2424 Flora has
four large rooms to rent. Gas in every
room and water in kitchen, $10 per
month, yi
John Titus Feterman, the brilliant
author and reader, is open for engage:
ments. Will read and recite from his
new book, (in press and out in a few
days, “Tragedies and Comedies, or
Joe and Jane's Adventures in Kansas
City and St, Louis.” His terms are
very reasonable, Address 2021 East
18th street, San Joe Sephus, Agt.
Mrs. Mamie Durant Vincent has now
opened her dressmaking parlors and
ladies’ tailoring school at her resi-
dence, 1228 Walnut street, for the
benefit of our girls and ladies.
COTTAGE FOR SALE.
I have for sale near 26th and Vine,
@ nice cottage, with about four rooms,
offered at the low price of $1,000;
$100 cash, the remainder at $15
monthly at 6 per cent.; best bargain
of its kind in the city; get further
particulars of
W. J. RATCLIFF,
613 Mass. Bldg.
EXCELSIOR SPRINGS, MO.
The good people who wish to visit
the springs; will find first class accom-
modations at Fred F. Elliot's. Rates
reasonable and service good.
Flint. Ala.. June 14th, 1900.
Dear Sirs: I have used your Ozon
ized Ox Marrow only a short while and
it has improved my hair wonderfully:
ROTHA FRANCIES.
| When the collector comes to you for
your subscription, why not pay him’
Why tell him you want to see Woods’
To my colored friends, 1 want the
money, and they can see me any time.
It does seem you ought to know when
‘the year is out, I wish you all a merry
Christmas and that you will live long
and prosper. Many thanks to you for
past favors.
Dr. Smith succeeds because he
knows his business and attends to it,
He contributes liberaly to churches
and all charitable institutions, We
should always support a man of this
Kind, The editor wishes him continued
success,
NOTICE.
Dr. Smith, the druggist, has no in
terest in the “Stock Drug Company,”
Which is to be opened by some of the
physicians of our city, but will con.
‘Unue to do business at 908 FE. 12th
| street and 805 Independence avenue,
Dr. Smith is serving up-to-date hot
drinks. Give him a call.
Buy your Christmas goods at
Smith's.
8. J, Herndon, clerk under N.C.
Crews at the city hall, died at hfs
‘ome last week at Pleasant Hill,
ll,
George Clay is acting at present as
clerk under N.C. Crews, clerk of po:
Hee court.
There will be merry things going
on holiday week at the churches.
The meeting that was called last
week at Allen Chapel to take steps in
raising some money to pay off the
debt on the Old Folks’ and Orphans’
Home was an evidence of what we
will do. That is the duty of every good
man or woman of the race, to come
out and help lift this debt. Just think
how easy it could be done. Only $70.50
pays the bill, Let every one do his
‘duty for once, Let us raise this
| money.
Milwaukee, Wis, June 23, 1893.
Gentlemen: Please send me two bot
tles of the Ozonized Ox Marrow for the
hair. Think it is one of the best hair
pomades made.
MRS. JOHN GRAF.
Celestial Refreshments,
Places of rest and refreshment are
commonly to be found at the halting
stations on the highways in the in-
terior, or at the villages on the banks
of the great rivers of China. They
frequently take the form of a smail
mud hut, having a dark interior filled
with smoke, tea tables, forms, and an
‘oven, where a cook is kept busy bake
ing tea bread and frying puddings for
the entertainment of the customers,
whose favorite beverage is tea, al-
though when times are good and the
weather cold they indulge in some-
thing stronger, which often inebriates,
and that at’ avery cheap rate,
Prntsnesi’a Mitts Cnmimaat.
| Old students of Prof. Jebb, the fam-
jous classical scholar of “Cambridge,
laugh over a certain lecture delivered
by their mentor in a room under that
in which the late Prof. Veiteh was
also expounding important principles
and driving home his points with a
thumping fist upon bis desk. At last
down from the ceiling upon Prof,
Jebb's head fell a piece of plaster,
“Prof, Veitch’s premises do not. ap.
pear to support his conclusions,” was
‘his lightning comment before gravely
passing on with his own discourse.
Qualities for Friendship.
Give me for my friend one who will
unite heart and hand with me, who
will throw himself into my cause and
interest, who will take part when I
am attacked, who will be sure before-
hand that I am in the right, and if he
4s critical, ax he may have cause to
be, towards a being of sin and Imper-
fection, will be so from very love and
loyalty, and a wish that others should
Jove me ns heartily as he—Cardinal
Newman.
‘Mined i iin ak Manin.
The scallop is the butterfly of bl-
valves, and, like the lepidoptera, has
a short and lively life. Three years
is the limit of existence, and then the
seallop shell is somewhat larger than
a trade dollar. The age is denoted by
stripes across the shell, which tell the
same story as the rings on a tree
stump.
War Relics Lack Tone.
Some of the old guns purchased by
the town of Crewe from the British
rovernment and placed in the local
“park as “war trophies,” had never
| been used on foreign service at all, it
| Is discovered.
Ripe Olives.
Many people say they don’t like the
taste of olives. On inquiry it will often
be found that they have never tasted
a thoroughly ripe California olive,
They are a valuable article of food
and should be more freely used.
Youngster's Real Grievance.
A curly-haired chap, aged 5, con-
fided to some visitors in an aggrieved
tone: “It's enough to drive a man
crazy to have his mamma get up in
the middle of the night and spank bim
‘cause he wants to talk.”
GAMBLED WITH DUKE'S MONEY.
Dishonesty of Servant Taught Wel-
lington a Lesson.
Even the “iron” duke of Wellington
had his difficulties with the servant
question, Chaplain George R. Gleig
wrote of the great soldier: “As to
his table, it was In every respect such
a8 became his position, His wines
were excellent, though his cellars con-
tained but a scanty supply at any glv-
en time. The oldest could not have
been more than a couple of months in
his possession. Of his reasons for
thus acting he made no secret. ‘At
one time,’ he sald, ‘I used to do as
others do—gave my orders to the
house steward and handed him the
money to pay the bills as he presented
them to me. ‘This went on for a year
or more, when to my surprive and dis-
gust I got letters from tradesmen
humbly begging that I would settle
their accounts, which had been long
standing. I found on inquiry that the
feliow had been gambling with my
money, leaving my creditors unpaid.
From that day to this 1 have made
{ta point to pay my own bills, and
to keep my accounts with tradesmen
as short as possible."
ACCOUNTED FOR THE GULL¢.
Artist's Explanation Easily Su’ zed
for Simple-Minded King.
George Chambers, an artist, was
once commissioned by King William
IV. of England to paint a picture of
the attack on a fortress on the Span-
ish coast by a frigate commanded by
his majesty, who was then the duke
of Clarence, The attack took place
at night, Chambers completed, a beau
tiful picture from some" rough
sketches that were in the king's pos:
session, and when submitted for ap-
Proval his majesty was delighted with
it, but Chambers had taken an artist's
Uberty with the picture and for the
Purpose of relieving the somber veil
of night had introduced some sea gulls
skimming the waves. “Hallo, hallo,
Chambers!” said his majesty. “This
will never do to have the birds flying
about at night. They were all gone
to roost.” “So they were, your majes
ty," replied Chambers, “but you gave
such a rousing broadside with your
guns that they all woke up and flew
about.” “Ah, so I did; so Tdid, Cham-
bers. I forgot that. Very good! Vory
good!"
Latin Alphabet.
Our alphabet is derived from the
primitive alphabet of Maly, which be
longed to the Western Greek type.
As early probably as the ninth cen
tury B. C. it was carried by the Chal
cidians of Euboca, an island of
Greece, to Cumae, near Naples, Italy.
It became the parent of five local
Italic alphabets—the Osean, the Etrus
can, the Umbrian, the Faliscan and
the Latin. Owing to the political su
premacy of Rome the Latin ultimately
displaced the other national seripts
of Italy, and became the alphabet a
the Roman empire, and afterwards of
Latin Christendom, thus spreading
over Western Europe, America and
Australia until it became the domt
nant alphabet of the world,
Relic of War of 1711.
At Pointe Les Monts, in the Gul
of St. Lawrence, is a lighthouse, the
keeper of which recently turned ow
of the sand an old-style sword bearing
on its blade the date "1711." It is
undoubtedly a relic of the ill-fated ex
‘pedition of Admiral Walker, who lef
England in 1711 with 11,000 men anc
A large fleet to take Quebec and Mon
treal. When he got off Seven Islands
he was overtaken by a dense fog an¢
a great storm arose, He refused te
take the advice of a French pilot an¢
as a result the British ships were
dashed to pieces on the rocks off Keg
{sland and next spring 900 bodies
were lying there.
Red-Haired People Sought.
Students of red-hairology say that
& woman adorned with bright red
tresses is brighter, more deceptive and
more ambitious than a woman having
other colored hair. Whatever truth
there may be in this, it is a fact that
red-haired women have a strange fas
cination for most men, and red-head
ed old) maids are almost unknown
Red haired men are equally in demand
in the matrimonial market, for they
are said to make the most devoted of
husbands. Hence the reason of a elub
of girls in Dresden, members of which
pledge themselves to die old maids
rather than marry any but young men
with red hair.
Patria,
T would not even ask my heart to say
IT could Jove another land ae Welt
As thee my Country, had? Rae a
Of Maly at birth. or learned to obey
The learn Vo Fries ore nghand'
J would hot be so much an infidet
AS tnice to dreamn, it fasion words te
What land could hold my love from thee
For like, law of nature tn my: blond
eit ty Awent und pecrel Kovereianty
1 Kon koa birthmark on moe goat tty
en but a wave. and thou the food
MY din at ita. “amd hon tht moter tren
Nor “snowla Tbe at ‘all, "were Le sot
thine,
- sents Van Dyke in Collier's,
Queer Funerals of Korea.
The Koreans have a curious dread
of the spirits of their ancestors and
of demons, which leads to all kinds
of precautions and propitiations, Most
elaborate and expensive graves. are
nade for the dead, generally on a ter
race ncooped out of @ hillside, with a
movnd and railings, & grove of trees
and a shrine with an avenue of
strange carved stone figures of men
and beasts. The amount of land kept
out of cultivation by these” burial
places 1s sald to be almost incredible.
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quantities.
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Milkina Machines.
Of the various makes of milking
machines that are being sold on the
market the Thistle scoms to stand at
the head, though it has few friends
in the United States. We hear from
it however from time to time in Eng:
land, Germany and Australia, In
those countries it is being tested quite
extensively, with varying results so
far as making itself friends and ene:
mies, In recent tests in Germany it
has been used continually for a year
or two but the cows where it is used
are not kept for milking purposes be-
yond & year and a half, Then they
are sold to the butchers and new cows
Purchased. It has been asserted that
the milking machines dry up the cows
and reduce the length of the milking
period, With cows that are only to be
‘milked to the end of one milking pe:
tiod it 18 Impossible to ascertain the
truth of this, A few cows purchased
would not allow themselves to be
milked by the machine. Some of the
hard-milking cows had to be stripped
by hand after the machine had done
what it could, but the easy-milking
cows were milked clean by it. It
seoms to be evident that if we are
to have milking machines we will
have to develop a special class of
tows with teats of a certain conforma:
tion and with milk ducts that easily
and quickly give down the milk,
When Bettors Should Quit.
The London Sketeh says a profes
sional betting man should go out of
business When 50 years old, After that
Wand 65 he stands to lose. 75. per
cont of what he accumulated before
Wanted To Grind the Water.
Grandpa has a chain pump that
turns with a erank, Little May was
visiting at the farm, and seeing grand-
pa pumping, rushed out, exclaiming,
“Oh, grandpa, grandpa! Let me grind
the water!"— Youth's Companion,
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and 10:45 pom, No other Iie from
Kansas City offers to the traveling
public such train service vis St, Louis.
“Note the new departure of the fast
pmail at 1:10 p. in, arrives in St, Louis
ab 10 p.m; close connections in St
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“with Bastern and Southeastern trains
The only line leaving Kansas City af
‘ter the Operas, Lodge meetings and
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“TL reckon Tye cured you of your
contrariess for good and all,” erled
Farmer Haines, swinging in at the
Kitchen door standing an old shot gun
behind the stove and seowling fercety
48 he took his accustomed seat at
table, His blazing eyes challenged
those of a Slender girl engaged an
emptying the steaming contents of
several pots into a line of waiting
Why, father, what have you done?
The eirl’s Land w pas if she folt
A clutch at her pretty throat and her
eyes flashed back a luok of defiance
fot unmived with fear, ‘If yon have
killed bin, finish your mad work aad
shoot mie, too! she eried, dropping a
saucepan and rushing for the door
The old man turned to stop her, but,
even as lis arm was raised, the door
flew open and a young man, minis:
teriaily garbed aud very mneh out of
breath, nervously dabbing at his chub:
by face with a laree silk handker
chief, entered precipitately and co:
fronted the young woman
Dora Haines!” he gasped, “yon look
all worked up. What's the matter? I
thought E heard
Ask father he knows," faltered
Dora, breaking from the affectionate
grasp of the Reverend Giles Faxon
and fying down the pathway leading
to the road.
“What—what’s happened? asked
the parson, seating himself and gaz
{ng with impatient curiosity atthe
stalwart Haines, as he proceeded: te
transfer his dinner from the stove te
the table. “What what's Dora vo put
out about? L thenght 1 heard”
"Yon heard nothing.” decked th
farmer, pausing to level a warnins
finger at the preacher, %o you under
stand? You heard nothing!”
“But TP eertainly —"
Haines in one stride was at th
other's elbow, Mis great fist wa
within an inch of the reverend nose
Yon shut up and let me tath, a
hissed. "That Barker fellow has beet
Shooping around here again contra,
fo my orders, He's after my) Dora
and she othe uinny loves him, Hea
that? Loves him!
“Hit Barker's a forger 1 though
he had left the country
Will you be quiet? Hora wont
have rau away with him if t hadn
kept my eye skinned. 1 warned hi
that the next tine he came arota
Vd put shot into him, and 1 gues
Ive kept my word.”
“Oh, [trust you haven't"
"Never you mind, — Yowve hear
nothing and you want to let that stic
fn your memory or you may come t
harm. If you have any idea of ma
rying my daughter, mind what U1
telling you.”
“Was Dora going to him when
came in?”
“Go and see, for ail 1 eare— bat r
member—yon heard no shootings.”
The Reverend Giles Faxon, in an
thing tut a happy frame of mind, to
the house. Several tarm hands wer
coming in from the flelds to dinne
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“If you have kilied him, shoot me,
His first impulse was to inquire of
them as to Harker and the shooting,
but he remembered Haines’ warning
and let them pass unquestioned,
“Pernaps he is lying wounded down
there by the creek,” he thought, “per:
haps—oh, God—perhaps Haines killed
bim—and it is all my fault. 1 wil
go and see, Dora, if she expected him,
may be there before me.”
Less than half an hour bad elapsed
psinee Faxon, on his way afoot from
his school to dine with Haines and his
daughter, had heard high words from
a clump of trees pear the ereek by the
roadside words, followed by the re:
port of a gun, He tad distinguished
the voices but, beng of a timid na
ture, had hastened his steps toward
the farm house, not pausing to in
quire into the cause or effect of the
Strange occurrence
Arriving ata little bridge that span:
ned the creek, Faxon, leaving the road,
tremblingly plunged into. the under
brush, ealling: “Dera Doral Where
are vou, Dora?
There was no answer and the young
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Live? Yes! Live to see you well
eeandadt tt
clergyman floundered around for sev-
eral minutes without observing any
sign of a seule, Suddenly he heard
a voice and, gnided by the sound,
‘soon came upon Dora Haines kneeling
beside the prostrate form of a@ man.
Dora appeared not to notice Faxon
| who, as soon as his eyes fell upon bis
esate face against the girls heart,
cried out
| “How can you, Dera? He ts a felon
|—he who forged old man Cotton s
hame—the man whose arrest Is worth
five hundred dollars.”
| Dora turned upon him with scorn
lin her beautiful eyes. “He is inno:
| cents” she cried, Barker stirred and
[the farmer's daughter again gave him
| her attention, calling him by endearing
| names. names the’ Reverend Faxon
jad never before heard trom her
lips, A sigh escaped Dora’s lover and
suddenly he sat up, looking longingly
Into the girl's eyes and then letting
his gaze wander to the surprised
countenance of the parson, “Dora
| knows Tm innocent, he sald, and
then something like a smile brighten:
Led his handsome fearnres—a smile of
ltrinmph, Faxon made a move as if
to witharaw
| cNat sets! ried Barker, and there
was strength in bis voice. "Stay!"—
and Barkers hand was raised. “In it
ho held a shining revolver, “Dora's
father tou me, before this little forg
ing aneident, tat she loved you, s¢
when yon stooped to forge another’
namie and furier stooped 10 accnse
me—old Cotton's elerk—for love 0
her, believing that she really love
you, E let it appear that 1 lett the
country. But Twas not very far away
One wight [stele to Dora's window
to say good-by, and learned from he
jlips that her heart was mine. Hel
father interrupted us and, believin
{the lie you spread concerning mc
would have held me to elaim the te
ward. Dora pleaded for my lbert}
| aya her father let me go, threatenins
| to shoot me should Tagain be seen o
his place. Today 1 came to expos
you and to take Dora away asm,
wife, 1 managed to send her
message to inect me here, but he
| father saw me and kept his promise
As for you—you will soon change you
ministerial garb for a striped sult.”
,| "You can prove nothing.”
| “That will come later; just row yo
have work to do—the last task yo
(will perform as a clergyman, 1 thin
| for some time—marry ust"
*| The Reverend Giles Faxon tren
bled, hesitated and. stuttered, — Dor
nj hid her face on her lover’s shoulde
“|‘The point of Barker's pistol rose
1 | trifle and-—Faxon dhi his duty.
1 | “Will he live?” asked Faxon, f
1, | Dora and Barker were very silent f
lowing the strange ceremony and th
4 | clergyman feared—or did be hope?
that his victim might be passing be:
yond the power to accuse him to the
world,
“Live? Yes! Live to see you well
rewarded,” eried Barker, springing to
his feet.
“Why—why, I thought you were
badly wounded," declared the Rev:
erend Giles Faxon,
“He would have been," sald Dora,
nestling close in her lover's arms,
“had T not thought to put blank cart
ridges in father's gun.”
inn th tie hata.
William H. Taft, secretary of war,
weighs 820 pounds. His predecessor
in office, Elihu Root, tips the scales at
only half that figure.
When Secretary Taft was civil gov:
ornor of the Philippines his health was
sadly undermined. He was laboring
under great responsibility in govern:
ing the archipelago, where conditions
were yet so disturbed as to give Sec
retary Root and President Roosevelt
much concern, Mr, Root therefore .¢
quested Judge Taft to keep him ad
vised by the new Pacific cable as tc
the state of his health. One day this
message came to Mr. Root from Gov.
Taft at Benguet, in the mountains
near Manila
“Rode ten miles on a mule to-day
Am feeling much better, TAFT."
Mr, Root chuckled and doubled with
mirth in the chair which Secretar
‘Taft has since discarded as too small
He dictated this reply
‘Taft, Benguet, Glad to hear it, bu
how is the mule? ROOT.”
| Bhe Geciinad the Beat.
Georgie was a well behaved [tte
boy, He had been especially taught
by his father to be polite to ladies
and in a crowded car always to give
up his seat to one of the gentle sex
regardless of age, social condition and
ood looks, Qn a Subway car last sun
day papa had an unlooked-for and em
harassing illustration of how well
Georgie had learned his lesson, The
car was crowded, but Georgie had pre:
empted a seat, A handsome young
lady entered at one of *he stations at
which the train stopped. ‘There wa
hot a vacant seat,
“Take my seat, ma‘am, said little
Georgie, as he dotted his cap.
She didn't take the seat. She look-
ed fierce enongh to box his ears, and
the passengers had to laugh in spite
of her mortification. Georgie was sit
ting on papa's lap when he so gallant
ly offered to give up bis seat to the
pretty young lady.—Exchange.
Tie Goddess Prom the Machine. *
Singing for phonograph seems to be
as high-paid musical exercise as there
is. A phonograph company has offered
a prima donna, who sings at the Met
ropolitan opera house this winter, $14,
000 for four songs, That is, $6000 as
soon as the songs are sting, and $2,000
a year for four years as a reward for
not singing into any other machine.
Great and many are the means of im
come of a goddess of grand. opera,
She could live splendidly on what she
can get for using a pill, a perfume, a
piano, or a phonograph.—With the
Procession, Every body's Magazine,
A Toast.
Let him who will drink to his love,
Ore pledge attend in wines
A‘fouting: toast TH give to thee,
OUenemy ob mine!
Pour forth the amber Hauld; fit
Your glasses (othe, brim:
Hones Gethe mine whose heart for mm
Mens Maughe but hatred grim!
“How oft when steep ascents TE climb
MQ oad Tecast down ims. load,
Dit net this hayal enmity
My! lugging footsteps goad!
So drink again. vour bumpers raise
And waste clini. with. mes
Heyes ‘to the man who Rates: me well
Down with “Mine Enemy
“Juanche Goodman. in Smart Set.
italian dudlalal Gonadal.
A singular judicial scandal has
broken ont in Naples and the district
depending upon the Neapolitan tri
bunal where the discovery has been
made that no fewer than 13,000 pub-
lic prosecutions, great and small, have
during the last few years been allow-
ed to lapse and disappear from the
lists, owing to magisterial neglect and
corruption. ‘The exeuse for the magis
trates is that they have only followed
a system of long standing,
Edison and Pasteur.
‘Thomas A. Edison has settled down
‘to the life of a country gentleman un:
‘der the shadow of the New Jersey
“mountains. Americans are inlined to
‘forget that his is one of the great
names of the world
Anent this fact, says a writer in the
| nrooklyn Eagle, 1 tecall an interviow
| with Pasteur, the immortal Freneh
| bacteriologist. In whieh he said, with
[the simple and unaffected vanity of @
| Frenchman: “Your Edison is a great
| man, When the history of our genera
|tion comes to be written the tw
| names that will stand out most promi
| nently in selence will be his and—
| mine.”
| SMewenanere of the Ward.
It has been calculated that, taking
the population of the whole world,
there is one newspaper to every 82,600
persons. Tho United States supports
12,500 newspapers, of which 1,000 are
dailies, these being round figures. Ger.
many has 5,500 journals, of which 800
are daily, England takes second place
in the European record with 3,006
newspapers, of which 809 are daily
France has nearly the same number—
namely, 2,819—but of these only @
fourth appear daily or twice or thrice
a week.
Seek to Lower Death Rate.
German manufacturers have united
in a movement to lower the Industrial
death rate, In Holland there ts a
museum of safety, which has demon:
strated the value of educating the pub
He in the use of safety appliancea.
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Ambition. Too Much Work to Do. Explained.
The successful politician was read | Village postmaster—-We ought to Kelly—Giory be! But isn't it a pio
ing a book on etiquette. have another clerk here. ture av yersilf I see in th’ newspapers
Polishing up a bit, are you?” asked | Inspector—More than she can do, | advertisin’ that new patint midicine
one of the faithful, eh? an’ sayin’ it cured yez av chronic
“Yes,” replied the great man, “When Village postmaster—Yes; why, | rheumytism? Shure divil a wan iver
1 get through this I think I'll be a | sometimes she don’t get through read-| suspicted that ye wor throubled wid
smoother proposition than ever.” ing all the postcards before 10 o'clock | any kind ov rheumytism.
- ———— at night.—Tit-Bits. Claney—Troth, I niver suspicted it
A Good Thing. Se mesilf till { took wan bottle av the
She—"Do you think there is any+ Never Touched Him. midicine an’ tin dollars.—Puck.
thing in palmistry?” “If you open your mouth,” hissed SS
He—"Yek, for some people.” the burglar, “you are a dead man.” Candor.
She—“Who, for instance?” “Huh!” rejoined the ex-candidate as “I understand that you went te
He—"For the fellow that gets the | he blinked at the dark lantern, “I've | Pliggins to borrow money.”
money for looking at somebody's else | been a dead one ever since the elec-| “Yes,” answered the amiable but
hand!” | don.” Impecuinious man.
“What's the trouble? Have I ever
DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM. refused you anything?”
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Mr. Booze—My explanashun—hic—1 hope is shatistactory, my dearsh,
Mrs, Booze—Your excuse is pretty good, but it isn't as good as father
used to make
PISA DDI SI RAID ESAS AAAS PADD PDD ARS IIOD LIDIA
Extent of Her Acquaintance. 1 Bright Woman.
A friend who was calling on Miss
Carolyn Wells at her home in New
Jersey happened to mention some peo-
ple who lived further down the same
street
“Are you acquainted with the fam:
flyT" asked the visitor.
“Y-yes," answered Miss Wells, with
A touch of hesitancy in her voice;
“that is, I speak to the dog every
morning when I go by.”—Saturday
Evening Post.
“I Wish you please, suh, write me
a invitation ter my ole frends,” said
the prisoner under sentence.
“All right,” replied the Jailor, “what
do you want me to say?”
“Des say, ‘You is respectfully invit
ed ter attend a social hangin’, Friday
mornin’, 12 o'clock sharp, der man ter
be hung bein’ me. Come one, come
all—-de great en de small, en come in
time. De hangin’ is free ter all my
fr'en's."
‘Tom—T saw Slickley the other day,
and he Was looking execedingly pros-
perous.
Dick—If you see him again tell him
I'm ont of town
Tom—What for?
Dick—He once confided to me that
the only time he ever pretended to be
a swell dresser was when he was
broke and out borrowing —money.—
Detroit Free Press.
Cholly—Some of us fellahs were dis-
‘cussing the drama lawst night and I
got an Idea in my head——
Miss Pepprey—You didn’t really?
Cholly—Pawsitively! Fact, | assuah
you! All my own Idea, too,
Miss Pepprey—Oh! that's different.
You'll find it wasn't really an idea.
Doing His Share.
Shea (between sips)—Phwy don't
yez hov a bargain day, Moike, an
mar'rk down iverything in the house?
Sullivan (producing slate)—Marrk
down, is it?) Begorra iv Oi do much
more mar-rkin’ down O#'ll be in the
poorhouse. That makes two sivinty-
folve yez owe me.—Town Topics.
0, Yes! He Thought of Her.
Mother—Tommy, have you eaten all
your sweets without even thinking of
sister’?
‘Tommy —O, no mama, 1 was think
ing of lier the whole time, 1 was
afraid she'd come before 1 had fin
ished them!—Stray Stories.
Uninterested.
“Over there, ladies and gentlemen,”
said the guide to the party of “Per
sonally Conducteds,” “are the famous
mud baths of"
: “Don't interest me!" said the gen-
| tleman from the United States, indit
| ferently, “I've run for office too many
times at home,”—Puek.
Simple and Natural Exptsnation.
Mrs, Newliwed—Oh, Henry, what's
the matter with yon? Are you sick?
Mr. Newliwed—Jusht a (hie) trifle
m’ dear. You shee, barber put bay
rum on my (hic) mustache, an’ it
‘ffected my shtomach.
aj| Judge—"Were you ever ta prison?”
MT Witness—"Well, not exaetly; stil
#) 1m now serving @ life sentence.”
n) “SJudge—"Why, how's that?”
Witness—I'm married,
ees Tener Le
Ambition.
A Good Thing.
His Social Invitation.
Knew Hia Game.
Not the Real Article.
Doing His Share.
Uninterested.
As Explained.
Too Much Work to Do.
Village postmaster—We ought to
have another clerk here,
Inspector—More than she can do,
eh?
Village postmaster—Yes; — why,
sometimes she don't get through read-
ing all the posteards before 10 o'clock
at night—Tit-Bits,
Never Touched Him.
“If you open your mouth,” hissed
the burglar, “you are a dead man.”
“Huh!” rejoined the ex-candidate as
he blinked at the dark lantern, “I've
been a dead one ever since the elec:
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Mr. Klose—"I'm glad to see some
women have begun a crusade against
the killing of birds for hat trimmings.
It's certainly a eruel——"
Mrs. Klose—"it is so cruel, dear,
and I just hate to wear my last win.
ter’s hat because it has a bird on it.
1 saw a lovely hat downtown to-day
for $40 that hasn't even a feather on
it. Let me buy it to-morrow?
“When T first’ met you," snapped
the woman who had been married for
her money, “you occupied a low
menial position, and it’s only due to
me that your present position—"
“Is a hymeneal one, my dear," in-
terrupted her husband, smiling sweet:
ly.—Catholie Standard and Times,
Net Fitted for It.
“He says he doesn’t enjoy gunning
or fishing.”
“No; how could he? You only have
to hear him talk to know that.”
Why?”
“He's the most matteroftact and
unimaginative person in the world."—
Philadelphia Press.
Confidence.
— Tom—Very nice girl, indeed, and
“between you and me, T think she'll
“marry the first man who asks her.
- Dick--You don’t mean it?
| ‘Tom-—-Yes, and the reason T think
}so is that I'm going to be the first
“man.
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Mande—"l never carry my pocket
book in my hand when I'm shopping.”
Clara—"Why not?”
Maude—"Because I'm afraid some
‘one might snatch it from me.”
Clara —“Is it an expensive one?”
‘| Elderly Party—Don’t you think @u-
1] tomobiling a poor form of exercise for
young men?
Miss Quickstep—I don’t know. It—
is seems to be good for the arms,
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HIS PROMISE KEPT.
Nothing Like Experience.
Never Touched Him.
Bright Woman.
‘A Blanaant Chanaa.
Net Fitted for It.
Confidence.
Merely for Show.
Kelly—Glory be! But isn't it a pio
ture av yersilf I see in th’ newspapers
advertisin’ that new patint midicine
an’ sayin’ it cured yez av chronic
theumytism? Shure divil a wan iver
suspleted that ye wor throubled wid
any kind ov rheumytism,
Clancy—Troth, I niver suspicted it
mesilf till { took wan bottle av the
midicine an’ tin dollars.—Puck.
Candor.
“I understand that you went to
Pliggins to borrow money.”
“Yes,” answered the amiable but
impecunious man,
“What's the trouble? Have I ever
refused you anything?”
“No.”
“Then why didn't you come to me?’
“Well, the truth is, you're so easy
{hat there's no sport in it.”
Declared His Intentions.
Mrs, Rusher—Has Mr. Goldcoin
with whom you have been dancing all
the evening at last declared his inten
tions, Mabel?
Mabel—Yes, aunt
Mrs. Rusher—l am so glad! And
what did he say?
Mabel—He declared he would never
marry.—Stray Stories,
“How do you account for the fact,”
asked the doctor, “as shown by actual
investigation, that thirty-two out of ev:
ery hundred criminals in the country
are lefthanded?”
“That's easily accounted for,” sald
the professor. “The other sixty-eight
are right-handed."—Tit-Bits.
Mrs. Grimes-— Yes, the electric lights
are awfully nice, but they must cost
you lots.
Mrs, Grant—Of course, they do cost
a good deal; but then, you know, a
bunch of matches lasts so much long-
er—Boston Transeript.
His Suspicion.
“Bliggins says he is an independent
voter.”
Well,” answered Senator Sorghum,
“I suppose that means that he hasn't
been able to persuade anybody in
either party to promise him an office.”
—Washington Star.
Worst Part of It at Home.
Nelghbor—How long did you stay
at the club yesterday, Jones?
Jones—Oh, the best part of the
evening.
Mrs. Jones—Why, John, you came
home in half an hour!
Jones—Well?
Mrs. Hix—"I got my husband to ad-
mit that he was a fool to-day.”
Mrs. Dix—“How did you manage
itt
Mrs. Dix—"I showed him some of
the letters he wrote me during our
courtship.”
Too Much Practice.
‘The Adipose Lady—The human fly
seems to be ont of sorts to-day.
‘The Circassian Girl—No wonder; he
told me the twins were indisposed
last night and he had to walk the
ceiling with them for four hours.—
Puck.
“Is that invention of yours practice
al?”
“I don't know yet,” answered the
inventor, “It works all right, but 1
haven't yet put any shares on the
warket.”—Washington Star.
-| _ She—You're so bashful, Mr. Callow!
| L really believe that if you ever marry
the lady will have to propose,
-| He—W-well, but I might have—er
herve encygh to decline!
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Explained.
Candor.
Easily Explained.
Savina at the Sniact.
Hie Suenicion.
‘Bouse and Riect.
‘Too Much Practice.
The Practical Test.
Heading Her Off.
Mary Catherine
The letters of Miss Merkley, whose picture is printed above, and Miss Claussen, prove beyond question that thousands of cases of inflammation of the ovaries and womb are annually cured by the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM:—Gradual loss of strength and nerve forces told me something was radically wrong with me. I had severe shooting pains through the pelvic organs, cramps and extreme irritation compelled me to seek medical advice. The doctor said that I had ovarian trouble and ulceration, and advised an operation. I strongly objected to this and decided to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. I soon found that my judgment was correct, and that all the good things said about this medicine were true, and day by day I felt less pain and increased appetite. The ulceration soon healed, and the other complications disappeared and in eleven weeks I was once more strong and vigorous and perfectly well.
"My heartiest thanks are sent to you for the great good you have done me."—Sincerely yours, Miss MARGARET MERKLEY, 275 Third St., Milwaukee, Wis.
Miss Claussen Saved from a Surgical Operation.
"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM:—It seems to me that all the endorsements that I have read of the value of Lydia E. Pinkham's Compound do not express one-half of the virtue the great medicine really possesses. I know that it saved my life and I want to give the credit where it belongs. I suffered with ovarian trouble for five years, had three operations and spent hundreds of dollars on doctors and medicines but this did not cure me after all.
"However, what doctors and medicines failed to do, Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound did. Twenty bottles restored me to perfect health and I feel sure that had I known of its value before, and let the doctors alone, I would have been spared all the pain and expense that fruitless operations cost me. If the women who are suffering, and the doctors do not help them, will try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, they will not be disappointed with the results."—MISS CLARA M. CLAUSSEN, 1307 Penn St., Kansas City, Mo.
$5000 FORFEIT If we cannot forthwith produce the original letters and signatures of above testimonials, which will prove their absolute genuineness.
Lydia E. Pinkham Med. Cur. Lynn, Mass.
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COMPLETELY RESTORED.
Mrs. P. Brunzel, wife of P. Brunzel,
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teen years I suffered with terrible
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I continued until I
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In York county, Virginia, they are making watermelon syrup, which is said to be rich and soft, in taste, and as good as it sounds. The south sends the earliest watermelons away. She can by no means eat all the later and best. Inevitably, there is great waste of watermelons. Watermelon syrup, watermelon sugar; there is a new industry in the bud. If the flavor of watermelon syrup is as happy as it is painted maple syrup will have to look to its laurels. Besides, it is getting harder every year, in the cities at least, to get genuine maple syrup—With the Procession, Everybody's Magazine.
Wigg—B Jones is generous to a fault. Wagg—Yes, but it's his own fault.
The most difficult part of a drinking song is the refrain.
One is apt to make a fool of himself acting smart.
The letters of Miss
ture is printed above
prove beyond question
cases of inflammation
womb are annually
Lydia E. Pinkham's
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pains through the pelvic organs,
pelled me to seek medical advice.
trouble and ulceration, and advised
this and decided to try Lydia E.
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pain and increased appetite. The
complications disappeared and in e
and vigorous and perfectly well.
"My heartiest thanks are sent
done me."—Sincerely yours, Miss
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CONSUMPTION
OLD STRCNGHOLD OF ROME.
Sleepy British Town Once an Important Outpost of Empire.
taint Outpost of Empire.
Caerleon of Roman times and of the days of King Arthur still exists. The famous city that was once the garrison of the second Augustan legion, the capital of South Wales and the seat of an archbishopric, is now a sleepy little town lying between the industrial centers of Pontypool and Newport, but is far enough away from both to have maintained the dignity and pathos of its isolation. Here are to be seen the ruins of a Roman amphitheater, a great oval bank of earth called Arthur's Round Table and an enormous mound once fortified by the Romans. The officers and men of the crack Roman regiment and their wives and families left many remains of their occupation—tombstones, fragments of household utensils, needles and fibulae, remains of villas and baths, lamps, glass and enamel ornaments, carvings, rings, scals and the like, to be gazed upon in the cases of the local museum. The whole place, with its combination of hill and winding river, with low-lying houses nestling in abundant trees, forms a picture which many a painter has sought to portray on canvas.
Do You Know What An Aniline Blue Is?
The Handy Bluing Book, whose "ads" have been appearing regularly in our compass for several months past, is well covering of special mention to all our readers.
One sheet from the Handy Bluing Book will produce ten gallons of blue water of the proper consistency for the laundry. Decades since, Aniline bluing was tested by Germany, the dye comboissieurs, and now it is the only blue upon the European market. It is used by shirt and collar factories everywhere. Why? Because it will not spot, streak, pierce or injure the linens and will bring them out a snowy white.
When a man recommends his favorite patent medicine to an invalid, he says: "No doctor will prescribe it; the doctor doesn't want you to get well."
Merkley, whose picture, and Miss Claussen, son that thousands of men of the ovaries and secured by the use of Vegetable Compound.
A usual loss of strength and nerve force long with me. I had severe shooting cramps and extreme irritation com-The doctor said that I had ovarian an operation. I strongly objected to Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Was correct, and that all the good were true, and day by day I felt less ulceration soon healed, and the other seven weeks I was once more strong to you for the great good you have MARGARET MERKLEY, 275 Third St.
From a Surgical Operation.
ERS. PINKHAM: — It seems to me that asements that I have read of the value Pinkham's Compound do not express the virtue the great medicine really I know that it saved my life and I the credit where it belongs. I suffarian trouble for five years, had three and spent hundreds of dollars on docidicines but this did not cure me.
What doctors and medicines failed in E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com- Twenty bottles restored me to per- and I feel sure that had known of its, and let the doctors alone, I would prepared all the pain and expense that the women who are suffering, and will try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege- disappointed with the results." — Ann St., Kansas City, Mo.
With produce the original letters and signatures of love their absolute genuineness.
Lydia E. Pinkham Med. Co., Lynn, Mass.
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BEARS IN YOSEMITE
BEARS IN YOSEMITE
NUMBERS RETURNING TO THEIR ANCESTRAL HOME.
Seem to Be Awear of Their Immunity From Death or Capture and Willing to Be Friendly Toward the Humans That Have Supplanted Them.
The bear has come to his own again And, though his own coincides with a cherished possession of the United States government, says a writer in the San Francisco Chronicle, his bear ship is welcome and will not be no lested.
The return of the bear to Yosemite valley not only adds interest, but it also directly justifies the name of the valley. Before the white man came says tradition, a young brave, armed only with a club, had a conflict with a monster grizzly under the Roya Arches. The battle was long and fierce; the terrific claws and the crushing hold of the giant bear were met by the slender young hero with light foot evasion, now to this side, now to that, with an occasional blow delivered with all the force of his strong arms. Again and again he parried in instant death, and struck at the dripping jaws and the great skull, till at last he gave the die blow and the snarling brute sunk to the ground. Then he returned to the tepes of his tribe and told of the deed.
His fellow tribesmen gave the here the name Yosemite (large grizzly bear), and in the march of time his descendants, the tribe, and their valley home took on the name.
Since then times have changed in the high Sierran valley and with the Indians who once dwelt between Yosemite's stupendous walls went the big game which shared with them what nature gave to all her mountain children. But last year there was a recrescence of bruin in the Yosemite. Late in the fall two showed themselves and one was trapped. The other retreated shyly to the shadows whence he came, but reappeared at times, uneasy, slinking, to seek food of human production. This season the bear tribe seems to have returned in earnest. All summer long two cinnamon bears have frequented the vicinity of Glacier point, making regular explorations near the little hotel in search of food.
A month ago a camp, maintained by a carpenter at work on El Capitan bridge, was entered at night and deploiled of various edibles suited to braun's appetite. With the advent of autumn and especially since the heavy storm, the bears are leaving the higher mountains and incidents have multiplied. Tracks of single bears and of a bear with a cub have frequently been found on the road at the foot of El Capitan and a bevy of children out on a Saturday frolic on horseback in that locality returned abruptly with an excited bear tale.
Every few days Indians tell of seeing one or more and a few days age three children going to school at noon, not a fall grown bear, which turned out, sitting up in a sociable fashion looked at them in wide-eyed curiosity its tracks measured eight inches. The same day five different persons saw another bear ambling through the orchard near the old Hutchings cabin in plain view of the village. The new Yosemite bears seem to be aware of their immunity from firearms within the national and state parks and are not in the least belligerent.
Hawaiian Forests.
The forests of the Hawaiian islands have been studied by the servants employed by the department of agriculture. There are two very distinct kinds of forests in the islands, one or the drier lowlands near the sea and the other on the mountain slopes where there is a heavy rainfall. The coastal forest is composed exclusively of "algaroba," or the "mesquite" of our southwest, which was introduced by Father Bachelot in 1837. From the original tree, which is still standing it is estimated that at least 50,000 acres of forest have sprung, fairly well distributed over the different islands. The native forest of the mountain slopes is distinctly of tropical character. None of the familiar trees of the north temperate zone are present. One looks in vain for oaks, the maple pine or spruce. The more important trees are the "lehua," "koa," "mamane" and "kukui."
The Loving Dead.
We hold our sacred dead aloof.
We put them by like treasures old.
No more for them or death or root.
But narrow dwellings lone and cold.
The dear, warm hearts that fell asleep?
Why shun them in our secret thought?
What it a distance keep.
As if some change were in them wrought?
They cease not from their constant love.
They are not strange and far away.
Their presences about us move.
Closer than presences of day.
How it must grieve them, when they came
Oh, let us hold our dear ones close
Closer and closer, when they move
Beyond the veil! For no one knows
The preciousness of you.
James Buckingham
Apt Pupils.
The form of western education which the Filipino women, particularly the older ones, take to with the most willingness is card playing. They easily master all the American games—cuchre, poker, seven up, bridge and the like—and spend whole days in playing them. They learn very quickly when to "order it up," "raise the ante," and so on, and acquire the skill of the heathen Chinece which the veteran Bill Nye was somewhat surprised at—New York Tribune
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HAD TOO GOOD A START.
Deathside Remark That Is Rich In Moral Warning.
A remark fraught with wisdom was uttered under tragic circumstances by a New York physician a short time ago. He was called to the bedside of a young man of fine family who had just ended his life by putting a bullet through his heart. The doctor was a family physician and had known the youth for years. He shook his head sadly as he raised the lifeless hand and let it drop.
"He was a boy of brains," he said, "but he had too much money ever to amount to anything."
That was the root of the evil in this case, as it is in so many others. The young man had a settled income. It turned his mind from work. He led the life of an idler. He had no ambition, no pride. He dawdled here and there, he became a louder about theaters, he picked up acquaintances who were a damage to him. And, finally, when he tired of it all, he resorted to the revolver and brought the worthless game to an end.
"He had too much money ever to amount to anything," said the family doctor, and it is a remark rich in moral warning.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
BIRDS AS LETTER CARRIERS.
"Frigate" Usefully Employed in the Islands of the Pacific.
The "frigate" is the swiftest of all sea birds, and in some of the equatorial isles of the Pacific is used as a letter carrier. Taken from the nest before it can fly, it is handed on a fish diet by the natives, and in the course of a few months becomes so tame that it can be liberated during the day and will return to its perch at sunset.
It is the practice of the natives of the Ellice group, near Samoa, to exchange the birds after they have been tamed. For instance, the Samoan pastors of the islands of Nanomea, Nanomaga and Nutao—sixty to eighty miles apart—all kept two or three birds each, and frequently used them to communicate with each other. The exchange familiarized the birds with the islands to which they were sent, at both ends of the route. Indeed, the birds sometimes make the distance and visit their previous companions when let loose and allowed to go as they please. They always return to the home perch.
There is one thing about an airship—it always has a good road.
Reads Like a Miracle.
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"Then an advertisement led me to try Dodd's Kidney Pills and they helped her right from the first. Five boxes of them cured her. Dodd's Kidney Pills were a God-Sent remedy to us and we recommend them to all suffering from Kidney Disease."
Dodd's Kidney Pills cure all Kidney Diseases including Bright's Disease, and all kidney aches, including Rheumatism.
When some women give nothing more than a neighborhood party, they dress as if they were dressing for a jury.
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Is an old man in his dotage just because he does notes on girls?
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured
Good Point About Beauty.
There's one very satisfactory thing about beauty; no matter how much you have you do not take away from any one else.
To the housewife who has not yet become acquainted with the new things of everyday use in the market and who is reasonably satisfied with the old, we would suggest that a trial of Defiance Cold Water Starch be made at once. Not alone because it is guaranteed by the manufacturers to be superior to any other brand, but because the package contains 15 ozs, while all the other kinds contain but 12 ozs. It is safe to say that the lady who once uses Defiance Starch will use no other. Quality and quantity must win.
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The man who knows just how the stock market is going never tells you until after it has gone.
Frequently a girl's good looks are responsible for her lack of good manners.
THE OLD FOLKS AT HOME
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"In June, 1895, I wrote to you about her case. You advised a course of Peruna and Manailin, which we at once commenced, and have to say it completely cured her.
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Japanese Wrestlers.
Japanese wrestlers violate every law of hygiene and every rule imposed by trainers of pug lists and instructors in athletics in Europe and America. They are notorious drunkards and gluttony. They eat enormous quantities of the richest of foods, their appetites are amazing; and they drink gallons of beer, wine and sake daily. I saw in a Tokyo newspaper the other day an account of a popular wrestler who had drunk a leg of beer at a single sitting. They are irregular in all their habits, yet they retain their enormous strength.
Lowest of the Quadruneds
Australia produces also those lowest of the quadrupeds, the duckbilled water mole and the cichlid, or Australian porcupine ant eater. They along with the langoustoes may be described as the groundlings of the mammalian family for in respect of their structure they are of a much lower grade than say, a dog or a cat. This inferiority is seen not only in the brain, but in many other details.
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"I have been troubled with rheumatism and catarrh for twenty-five years. Could not sleep day or night. After having used Peruna I can sleep and nothing bothers me now. If I ever am affected with any kind of sickness Peruna will be the medicine I shall use. My son was cured of catarrh of the larynx by Peruna."—Mrs. Alla Schwandt.
Why Old People are Especially Liable to Systemic Catarrh.
When old age comes on, catarrah diseases comes also. Systematic catarrh is almost universal in old people. This explains why Peruna has become so indispensable to old people. Peruna is their safeguard. Peruna is the only remedy yet devised that entirely meets these cases. Nothing but an effective systemic remedy can cure them.
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orters and
facturers.
Diamond Importers and Jewelry Manufacturers.
THE GREAT Atlantic Park
...TWO STORES, 16 EAST 7TH ST., AND 289 Suits to Order $17.50. Pan RICH BROS.,
satisfaction Gua ranteed or Money Refunded.
Drs. Unthank, Shanor
AND
B. F. McQueen
Dentist,
Announce the Removal of The
N. E. Cor. 18th S
December 1st, 1904. Home
..HEALTH IS
If you would gain health and we remember the necessity of reliable pro which we make a specialty of giving tion.—We fill prescriptions just as th
Our motto is TO PLEASE;
N. E. Cor. 18th St. & Paseo. December 1st, 1904. Home Phone 3490 Main.
..HEALTH IS WEALTH.
If you would gain health and wish to retain the same remember the necessity of reliable prescription compounding, which we make a specialty of giving the most careful attention. — We fill prescriptions just as the doctor writes them.
Save time and carfare by buying your Patent Medicines and drug necessities at attractive prices.
Syringes and Hot water
RELIABLE PRES
PHARMACY S. W. C
Phone
Call in and see us.
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How the Frenchman Read His Books
"A curious way to read a book was what I saw the other day coming up from New Orleans," said J. T. Simpson of Chicago. "It was in a Pullman sleeping car, and we had a pretty good crowd of northbound tourists. Among them was a queer looking Frenchman; at least, I judged he was such. On his seat I noticed a dozen paper back novels. Shortly after breakfast he began reading one of these at the open window by his seat. As soon as he finished a page he tore it off neatly and threw it out the window. The books were all in French, and before we got to Atlanta he had read three and scattered the French printed pages for hundreds of miles."—Atlanta Constitution.
To Stop Sneezing.
"There are times when to sneeze is to be embarrassed," said a society man; "at a dinner table, a social function of some sort, or in the theater, for example; but most people console themselves with the thought that it is something that can't be prevented. They are mistaken in this belief, however, for it can be prevented, and by a very simple expedient. When one feels the premonitory symptoms of a sneeze coming on, if he will just press firmly down on the lip on either side of and a little below the nostrils, the symptoms will gr...ually die off and the sneeze will be avoided."—London Answers.
Cowboys in Laced Boots.
The few cowboys left in the West are taking to laced boots. There was a time in the heyday of the cow country, where a special grade of fine, high-heeled, thin-soled boot was manufactured solely for the cowboy trade, since cowboys were always very vain about their footwear. But with decadence of their trade the cattiemen have lost their small vanities, and a full half of them ride in the more comfortable laced boots. So is the old top boot, once worn by most city men, vanquished in its last stronghold.—New York Sun.
How "Negus" Originated.
Negus, as much enjoyed in the army as grog is in the navy, attains its name from a jovial colonel in the days of George I. This Col. Negus was accustomed to drink the mild elixir of the ancient Roman, wine and water, and made himself so famous in the habit of avoiding imminent quarrels or cooling hot debates among his junior officers by saying in his hearty, contagious tones, "Come, boys, let's drink some of my liquor," till Negus became the sobriquet of wine diluted with water—as the cup of truce.
If it came right down to a choice, most of us would prefer to have more money than brains.
KANSAS CITY'S OLDEST AND LARGEST JEWELRY STORE
ESTABLISHED 1858
her's
jewelry Co.
and Retail
n Street,
Kansas City,
MO.
B. RICH.
THE GREAT
Atic Pants Co.
ST 7TH ST., AND 2825 SOUTHWEST BOULEVARD...
for $17.50. Pants to Order $3.50
BROS., Props.
Money Refunded.
KANSAS CITY, MO.
Bank, Shanon, Lambright,
AND
McQueen Carrion,
Dentist,
The Removal of Their Offices to the
Mr. 18th St. & Paseo.
St, 1904. Home Phone 3490 Main.
TH IS WEALTH...
Main health and wish to retain the same
essity of reliable prescription compounding,
specialty of giving the most careful atten-
scriptions just as the doctor writes them.
Do is TO PLEASE; PRICES RIGHT,
...TWO STORES, 16 EAST 7TH ST., AND 2825 SOUTHWEST BOULEVARD... Suits to Order $17.50. Pants to Order $3.50 RICH BROS., Props.
Drs. Unthank, Shanon, Lambright AND B. F. McQueen Carrion Dentist,
Our motto is TO PLEASE; PRICES RIGHT.
Perfumes, Toilet articles, Tooth brushes, Combs and Brushes, Fountain
gratifying prices. Remember its the
and see us. Open all night.
GO TO
J. RICH.
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If you are constantly suffering with headache get your eyes examined; it may be your eyes causes it. The Rollable Optical Dept.
Bromo Ammonia for that cold ---a cold today, pnemonia tomorrow.
The Century Marvel Corn Sheller ---a sure cure or money refunded. Painful walking made easy.
S. W. Corner 5th and Broadway.
Phone Home 1626 Main.
Holiday Jingle
Christmas Eve in Holy Land.
Bethlehem, the central spot of interest in Holy Land at Christmastide, is a Christian town set in the heart of Mahomedanism where once a year the Greek church grants the use of the Grotto of the Nativity to the Latin church. The ceremonies begin on Dec. 24 by the image (or "Bambino" as it is termed in Italy) of the youthful Christ being carried from the Basilica of St. Helena to the sacred Grotto of the Nativity, where the traditional spot of Christ's birth is marked by a silver star set in the rocky pavement.
The service begins at ten o'clock in the evening. It opens with the chanting of Psalms, without any musical accompaniment. The Patriarch of Jerusalem is usually present and of-
P
ficiates, but on this occasion he is represented by the Latin bishop. The interior of the church is most picturesque, for there are only a few chairs provided for foreign visitors while the bulk of the congregation is made up of the Bethlehemite women in their blue dresses, with red frontlets, wearing peaked caps when married and flat caps when single, covered by white veils.
As they enter the church they at first kneel down and the sit upon the ground in true Oriental fashion. "In the dimly-lighted church," says one who has seen the service, "these squatting vari-colored figures, with their beautiful faces lit up by fits and starts by flashes of the candles, intent on devotion, seem like so many modern Madonnas come to celebrate the glory of the first Madonna."
Precisely at midnight the pontifical high mass is celebrated, the figure of Christ is brought in a basket and deposited upon the high altar, and the procession forms to accompany it to the crypt. As the long, chanting procession winds through the dimly-lighted church there is something weirdly solemn about the ceremony, and as the sacred image passes, various acts of worship are performed by the devout attendants. On the procession moves through the rough-hewn, dimly-lit passages from the Latin church to the Grotto of the
THE STAIRS
Near Mary's Tomb.
Nativity. When the procession of richly-robed ecclesiasties reaches the silver star set in the pavement they pause and stand in a group about the basket, which is deposited upon the star. Around this star is the inscription, "Hic de virgine natus est," for this is the spot upon which tradition places the actual birth of Jesus. There the recital of the account of the birth of Jesus as found in the Gospels is slowly recited and when the passage (Luke ii., 7), "And she brought forth her firstborn son, and laid him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn," is read the figure is reverently picked up from the star and carried over to the opposite side of the grotto, where it is put into a rock-cut manger. This concludes the service of Christmas ove.
WE CARRY THE LARGEST line of London Woolens of any Tailoring establishment in the world and cater especially for the colored trade.
AVAILABLE DENTISTRY
Satisfaction Guaranteed--Teeth Examined Here
not reliable dentists in the city. We have the largest
in the city. Our success is due to the uniformly
by gentlemanly operators of middle ages; no
to Please. Our Reiability is Unquestioned
backed by a wealthy corporation, and is therefore
stable. All work is guaranteed for 15 years.
RELIABLE
No Delay--Satisfaction
We are the most reliable d
oldest practice in the city,
grade work done by gentle
We Guarantee to Please
This firm is backed by a w
oughly responsible. All w
RELIABLE DENTISTRY
No Delay--Satisfaction Guaranteed--Teeth Examined Free
We are the most reliable dentists in the city. We have the largest and oldest practice in the city. Our success is due to the uniformly high grade work done by gentlemanly operators of middle ages; no youths
This firm is backed by a wealthy corporation, and is therefore thoroughly responsible. All work is guaranteed for 15 years.
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McCamph
Prescrip
2304 VINE ST.
WE CUT THE RATES.
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15c Liquozone [large]
20c Liquozone [small]
WE C
Peruna,
Mennen's Talcum Powder
Laxative Bromo Quinine,
Peruna, 75c Bell Pine Tar Honey, 20c
Mennen's Talcum Powder, 15c Liquozone [large] 85c
Laxative Bromo Quinine, 20c Liquozone [small] 45c
All $1.00 Preparations 85c or Less.
All 50c Preparations 45c or Less.
ANY QUANTITY OF MEDICINE DELIVERED TO ALL
PARTS OF CITY FREE OF CHARGE.
INITY OF MEDICINE DELIVERED TO
ARTS OF CITY FREE OF CHARGE.
coln Institute
I STATE SCHOOL FOR COLORED YOUNG
AMIN FRANKLIN ALLEN, A. M. President.
ANY QUANTITY OF MEDICINE DELIVERED TO ALL PARTS OF CITY FREE OF CHARGE.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ALLEN, A. M. President.
GE, NORMAL, PREPARATORY, INDUSTRIAL AND DOMESTIC.
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ADVANTAGES: Good Location, Free Tuition, New Dormitories with Modern Improvements. Buildings Heated by Steam, Diplomas are licenses to teach in any public school in the state. A few deserving students are assisted in their efforts to earn their way. All applicants must present testimonials of good moral character. For further information write to
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ALLEN, A.M., L.L.D., Pres.
JEFFERSON CITY, MISSOURI.
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1029 Main St
CALL.
CISTRY
with Examined Free
We have the largest and
to the uniformly high
middle ages; no youths
ability is Unquestioned.
and is therefore thor-
15 years.
Give us a Call.
TEETH WITHOUT PLACE
We do as we advertise
We are here to stay.
TAL CO
ERS.
Since 0a Main Street only.
till 9. Sundays 10 to 4
Houston's
Store.
TELS. ) Bell 159 East.
Home 2396 Main.
TES.
Tar Honey, 20
e [large] - 85
e [small] - 45
DELIVERED TO ALL
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