The Rising Son
Thursday, June 7, 1906
Kansas City, Missouri
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Rising Son
It Pays to Advertise in the Rising Son for it Reaches More Homes of Colored People than any other Paper in the State.
J. M.
The successful manager of Blind Boone is doing a nice business
ELECTION OF SCHOOL TEACHERS
Ten days more will mark the ending of the present school year. Following closely upon the closing of the school year usually comes the election of teachers for the ensuing year. The condition of the negro schools has not been satisfactory, even to the school board for many years, though recently there has been an effort made by the board to look more closely after the needs of the negro schools in general by supplying new buildings which will of course relieve the congestion which has for a long time been a painful feature.
One of the most important matters to which the Son desires to call the attention of the honorable school board is that of employing men and women of higher moral worth to teach our children—men and women whose standard of reputation is the very best, both as to character and ability. This is not only essential in securing better educational results to our children, but it will assist in solving the great race question with which every citizen in the United States, both black and white has to contend. In presenting this appeal to our school board the Son is honest and sincere. No motive whatever has it except to secure the Negro children of this city an opportunity to become better and more useful adults by receiving their training at the hands of competent teachers of high character and integrity.
LINCOLN INSTITUTE NOTES
Commencement season opened auspiciously, Friday, June 1st, with the closing exercises of the Model School. The little folks, principally children of the citizens of Jefferson City, acquitted themselves with much credit to their instructors and their exhibit of industrial work in the form of caffir hats, sewing and other useful and ornamental articles as well as their drawing, pennmanship, etc., gave evidence that the Senior class of '06 is well prepared to go forth to teach in the schools of Missouri and other states. The baccalaureate sermon will be delivered Sunday, June 17, by Bip Abram Grant of the Fifth Episcopal District.
The bishop needs no words of praise. All who know of his sterling worth, or who have heard him once are anxious to hear him again and again. President Allen gave the annual address at the closing exercises of the colored public school of Mexico,
Mo., Prof. I. J. Hicks, principal. The local papers gave a very interesting account of the exercises, referring in the most complimentary terms to President Allen as an educator and to his scholarly address, which they pronounced one of the best heard in Mexico.
The Senior banquet to the president and faculty completed a round of entertainments that has added much to the social life of the institutions and that conducted in a practical manner is just as much a part of the legitimate work which the education a first-class school should furnish its students, as that which comes from the text-book.
Students and teachers are rounding up a year of strenuous work, and final examinations will soon be on hand. Summer school students are already matriculating, hoping to gain a little on their fellows by coming early, and thus does Lincoln Institute bear out its name as a professional training school with an approximately continuous session, an institution where students have exceptional advantage to study and at the same time make all or part of their expenses. Especially is this true of the young men, who besides finding steady employment in the homes of leading white citizens, frequently find it possible to make extra money by attendance upon the various social functions that occur in the Capitol City. Mrs. Folk, wife of his excellency Governor Folk, has on several occasions employed the institute young men, and has very highly recommended them and the service rendered, as well as paying them well. The "Glee Club," or "Mate Quartet" is frequently called upon to sing, as before the G. A. R. recently in session, and is well paid. There are few higher institutions of learning so situated that the students may thus make expenses while giving attendance in the class-room.
LOGAN'S MANUAL OF PRIMARY
ARITHMETIC
was written especially for teachers, by G. B. Logan, formerly principal of the noted Humboldt School of Kansas City, now assistant superintendent of Kansas City schools. It explains fully the "Logan Method" of teaching Primary Arithmetic, which is being introduced into many parts of the United States. It consists of model lessons with copious notes and suggestions, making the course complete and simple. The bright progressive teacher will need no other help.
KANSAS CITY MO., THURSDAY, JUNE 7, 1906.
Many Talled Kittens.
Cats with nine lives and cats without tails have always been plentiful in Wapakoneta, O., but cats with two or three tails were never seen there before. Peisler brothers are the proud possessors of three kittens with seven tails, two have two tails each, and one has only one common tail. The extra tails grow out of the kittens' backs along the backbone, are fully developed and almost as long as the natural tails.—Exchange
Word Is Overworked.
Doubtless the most over-worked word in the English language conversationally, is the word "proposition." Once you begin to notice it, it gets on your nerves. Some people can't talk thirty seconds without using it. A friend of ours used it twenty times in the course of two minutes' talk. It is maddening. Stop it. A little picture-esque conversation goes a great way. —Chicago News.
Hubby's Precious Pipe.
"Where is my new meerschaum pipe?" he bawled anxiously from the library. "Oh, here it is, dear," cried his wife, running to him with a queer dark object in her hand. "I knew how hard and unsuccessfully you had been trying to color it and so this afternoon I got out my paints and painted it in this lovely drawnwork pattern of brown and green and blue."
First Shedding of Tears.
It will be news to many that as a rule we do not weep until after the fourth month of life. One of the leading physicians of Europe says that he has been unable to satisfy himself that any asserted instance of weeping at an earlier age is genuine. Moans, screams, etc., go for nothing. The question has to do with shedding tears.
Mexico Cave Dwellers.
The cave-dwellers of Mexico can travel a distance of 170 miles at a stretch, going at a slow but steady trot. Frequently a letter has been carried a distance of over 600 miles in five days, the carrier living all the time on a simple diet of pinole, a finely ground corn, mixed with water into a thin paste.
If You Invite Anybody—
Don't give vague invitations; they do not seem, and probably are not, intended seriously, and no one is complimented by a courtesy of that sort. If you really want a visitor, indicate the time or times when you will be free, and leave the invited to fix the date, or ask the visitor for a definite event.
Wealth in Old Hotel Structure
In altering an old hotel in New York city it has been found that the beams, floor boards and woodwork are of solid mahogany. The structure would prove a perfect mine of wealth if it could be razed, but the owner refuses to allow this to be done under any circumstances.
Church Trumpet.
At Braybrooke church, England, is still to be seen a monster trumpet, sixty-six inches long, which was used in the early part of the last century to summon the people to church instead of church bells. It was also formerly used by the choir leader during service.
An Old Puzzle Revived.
Dancing men—and others—have a difficulty with the new fashions in finding their partners' waists. A century ago the Observer, in referring to a similar puzzle, exclaimed: "The heart that used to pant above the tucker now beats below the waist."
Elephant Hard to Approach
An elephant has so delicate a sense of smell that when in a wild state it can scent an enemy at a distance of 1,000 yards.
Prussian Universities
The cost to the Prussian government of its ten universities a year is nearly $4,000,000.
For Gay Window Gardens.
The peasants of Europe vie with one another as to which will have the gayest window gardens—a little strife that would lead to good results in this country. Put plants in every window you can, train vines over them, hang up paskets filled with plants that are easy to cultivate, such as the asparagus fern or the tradescantia.—Brooklyn Eagle.
Nearly Akin.
Not being able to find an appropriate likeness of his satanic majesty, an old colored parson tore a picture of a racing automobile from a newspaper and held it before his congregation. "It de same thing," he explained. "dls heh thing makes es much noise es old Nick, does es much damage an ebenhes a horn sticking out in front."
Struggle for Lucky Pins
According to an ancient bit of Sussex folk lore, when a bride returns home from church her single friends at once rob her of all the pins in her dress, under the impression that every maiden who is lucky enough to possess one will be married during the course of a year.
Rays of Radium Are Common:
it cannot be said that radium is plentiful in nature it has been discovered that the rays or influence which radium gives off are common everywhere. Very many of the most plentiful things and some of the most opposite character are known to be radioactive.
When Trees Explode
The shattering effects of lightning upon trees may be accounted for, in some degree, by the sudden evolution of heat and expansion of gases in the wood and the vaporizing of the water in the sap. A veritable explosion may thus be caused.
Must Be on the Move
Not long ago it was common, among all classes, to find a man living where his grandfather lived. Now, how many do so. It is barely respectable, it is at least dreadfully old-fashioned, to stop in one place ten years.—Exchange.
Penalties of Riches
Money is a mere medium of exchange until you begin to want more of it than you need. Thereafter in every increasing ratio the law of compensation exacts the payments and the penalties of riches.—John A. Howland.
Human Needs
"Man wants but little here below," mused the philosopher, "but if he's thorough, he wants it right. If it's a little bird, he wants it hot; and if it's a little bottle he wants it cold."—Baltimore American.
Also. Elsewhere.
In England it is not what you know that is of importance, but whom you know; not what you are, but who you are; not what you do for yourself, but what others will do for you.—London Truth.
Musical Jewelry
Musical jewelry is not unknown. A Milanese named Fassicomo is said to have given his wife a bracelet which tinkled forth three different tunes.
Desecrate Italian Churches
There is considerable excitement in Italy over the increasing number of thets of works of art in churches and monasteries.
King is Great Linguist.
The king of Greece is the greatest Hinguist among monarchs. He reads twelve languages and speaks most of them.
Control of Africa.
All parts of Africa, except Abysinia, Morocco and Liberia, are controlled directly or indirectly by some Eupropean power. French Africa is about equal in area to half the United States.
Thank God for Gifts.
The Mohammedans have the custom, when they receive a present, of thanksgiving God first, then the giver. If you do them a favor, they will say: "I thank God for your kindness to me." Some may comply rather thoughtlessly with this custom, which they have inherited from their father. But many certainly say it with ir whole heart.
Chinese Amazons
Women in China have the privilege of fighting in the wars. In the rebellion of 1850 women did as much fighting as the men. At Nankin, in 1833, 500,000 women, from various parts of the country were formed into brigades of 13,000 each, under female officers. Of these soldiers, 10,000 were picked women, drilled and garrisoned in the city.
Astonishing!
It is astonishing, though, how far a good complexion will carry a girl. I verily believe that nine out of every ten men are more attracted by a really good complexion and a healthy color than by fine eyes or pretty hair, or even a good figure—which is another valuable asset for a girl to possess.—"Ambrosia," in The World.
Woman's Right to Be Attractive.
To be as attractive and as pleasing as possible is a guile laudable ambition; and every woman, be she naturally plain or pretty, should make the most of such points of attractiveness as she possesses, cultivate each charm assiduously and by every legitimate means seek to enhance it.—Exchange.
Uncalled-For Night of Agony.
A story is told of a man who, crossing a disused coal field late at night, fell into an apparently bottomless pit, and saved himself only by grasping a projecting beam. There he clung with great difficulty all night, only to find when day dawned that his feet were only four inches from the bottom.
Pigeons Mate for Life
When a pair of pigeons become mated they are practically "married." In a loft of fifty husbands and fifty wives each couple attends to its own household affairs, does not worry about its neighbors, but goes on building nests, laying eggs and raising young. They are very devoted to each other and divide all labor excepting laying eggs.
Well, That's Only His Fair Share. When mother puts up preserves, father puts up the sugar—Boston Home and Abroad.
Scarlet Is Mourning Garb. Unmarried women in Brazil wear scarlet for mourning.
A Man in the Moon
Although the moon is not a rhotonsy luxuriant abode, it is anything but the lifeless orb commonly supposed. It may be desolate and cold; but it is not altogether dead—Scientific American.
Where to Have a Boil.
Thomas Bailey Aldrich, commenting once upon the trials of Job, remarked that the only proper place to have a boil was between "John" and "O'Reilly."
Still Poisonous Snakes in Europe
Still Poisonous Snakes in Europe. The Tyrolese government still pays for the extermination of poisonous snakes. It is the one European government which now does so.
Sudan Ostrich Feather Trade
Sudan Ostrich Feather Trade. The ostrich feather trade in the Sudan seems doomed, owing to the success of the South African ostrich arms.
Ice on Telegraph Wires
Ice on Telegraph Wires. Ice forming on telegraph wires sometimes increases their weight no less than 90 per cent.
American Oysters for Shanghai. American oysters are sent as far as Shanghai.
NUMBER 50
Henry Bergh's Name Honored.
Henry Bergin's Name Honored.
In 1866 the late Henry Bergin founded the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, and on its incorporation he became its first president. He made himself the butt of much ridicule by his persistence in discovering and bringing to punishment those who offended against its humane purpose, more especially as concerned horses; but when he died, in 1888, a chain of similar societies had been established throughout the Union and in foreign countries, and he was held in honor throughout the world—New York Sun.
Says She Saw Ghost of Sergius.
At the exact hour of the assassination of the Russian Grand Duke Sergius his golddaughter, in the Alexis palace, declares he opened the door of her room, covered with bleeding wounds, and exclaimed: "Look, young princess!"
French Soldiers Cannot Write.
In order to test the quality of mind of French soldiers, a set of questions — a kind of "general paper" — was sent to sixty two soldiers at random. Of the sixty-two, seventeen could not write, and so did not answer at all.
Water for Cows.
Experiments show that a cow, when in full flow of milk, drinks from 1,500 to 2,000 pounds of water a month, the average quantity, determined by testing a herd, being 1,660 pounds for each cow.
Man at Thirty
Love's young dream being once over, man is apt to drift past one's comfortable matrimonial stage. At thirty he needs to be very skilfully uetted,—"Ambrosia." in The World.
To Color Hyacinth.
By putting the stem of the flower into a bottle of red ink, leaving it there for an hour, the hyacinth will assume a delicate pink color.
"Real Comfort" Is Normal
All we ought to expect is comfort, artistic if you choose, but complete at all events. That is quite enough for anybody. When surplus wealth comes, let the comfort grow into luxury. But to wear one's self out freeting for unattainable things, to barbier honor for them, is sheer folly. If the world could be brought to the point of seeing this there would be greater joy in living.
Oldest University
The oldest university in the world is at Pekin. It is called the "School for the Sons of the Empire." Its antiquity is very great, and a grand register, consisting of stone columns, g20 in number, contains the names of 60,000 graduates.
Peculiarity of Buddhism.
The religion of the Buddha is cited as an example of recognition given by a great religious teacher to the lower animals. Alone does the doctrine of Buddha embrace a recognition of the dignity of the lower order of animals.
Transforms Vegetables.
M. Mollard of Paris, not satisfied with the usual grafting adopted by floriculturists, has started to transform vegetables. It is said he has succeeded in turning a radish into a potato.
Polar Region is Healthful
The air is so pure in the Polar regions, so free from harmful microbes, that throat and lung diseases are unknown there. That section is also entirely free from contagious malades.
Speed of Electric Current
The speed of the electric current in copper wire is 463,500,000 meters a second. The fastest ocean steamer makes only 9.8 meters a second.
True Friends.
True friends visit us in prosperity only when invited, but in adversity they come without invitation. —Theophrasus.
The Church
in the Swamp
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By DALLAS LORN @HARP
ES re eer ee oe open Fe ee an een a
f d cotton bouts touehet at
ti st every woody bond as they pid
det down the Savannah from Angas
ty Hit the streams of population have
1 thelr course since the combag
of the railroad, The low-lying swamps
eonearly desorted; and now, except
&t the few regular stations, the boat
turns her shovel nose into the bank
only when she smells a tarrel of resta.
n f cotton, or sights some lonely
Mweler waving his hat or a pine knot
froth a stump in the edge of the
One autumn day about ten yer
Iwas put ashore nearly 10 miles
w Auxit ad struck in throteh
eswuinp to the Righor levels: for
" eye Tt had been beautt’a
Goober weather, but the game. was
* At the end of two days’ wan
erings Thad not heard a gobble, at
down with a dreary drizclo, Twas back
ne the river awaiting for the re
Just where Twas T did not know.
1 Auf not relish the prospect of an
ether night in the swamp, not in this
uighborhood, anyhow, aloue, in the
hun and reels, aid among the snakes,
nivlaria and other beasts lodging there
aoout, 1 dared watt no lounges, and,
shouldering my rifle, made my way
back to find a higher, dryer bed.
Thad not gone far when [ found
was following an old path—a hog trail
probably—and, with Just a hope that
ft would lead to a clearing, 1 kept on,
With the extra sense of a woodsman, 1
felt [was nearing something or some-
where; and, turning a bend over the
rising ground, I saw through the trees
what seemet like a number of plies
Diaged by the pitch gatherers, But, on
approacaing, the pitch pines proved to
be, not pines, but gravestones, I had
stumbled upon an ancient graveyard,
Only a few of the names could be
made out. ‘They were all In French
and T guessed it must be an old Hu
guenot burying gronnd,
Peering In among the cedars that
had rooted out many of the stones, 1
canght a glimpse of a white house,
and hurrying forward as though Thad
Rot done one of my 49 mies that day,
wondering if It was a white-washet
cabin. a turpentine still ort suddenly
Htood before a meeting-house, older
find a thousand tines more spectral
than the graveyard. It wes on a knoll,
anit had heen in sieht of the river be:
Tow once; but now the brash and trees
unpletely hd it, except when on»
tight happen to mn upon ity and it
looked dn the gloom as if E might be
the only one to have done that in half
a century. The door was locked. 1
tried the windows. ‘They were fasten
ed, too; but on the river side the end
window was partly torn away, leaving
an opening large enough to admit me,
Telimbed inside and groped my way
about with the last of the Hight. A
dozen or more plain benches were
drawn up parallel with the platform
and close together, There was an
antique swallow-nest pulpit hanging
High up on the wall, with a kind of
tunnel stairway leading down from tt
to the platform, It was a hollow,
musty place, and from the odor I
Judged the bats must have recently
assembled In lurge and frequent con-
gregations here. It was spooky, too;
Dut It was a shelter, and any kind of
shelter—a house at’ that! —was the
wildest Kind of luxury tn such a place,
T laid my rile on the platform and
prepared my bed; whistling a tune fit
to Wake every old ghost about the
place, ‘The back beneh was out of the
draft of the broken window, and
spreading my rubber blanket on this,
with my game-bag for a pillow, I lay
down to sleep,
‘The wind freshened in the trees and
the pines broke out aloud in ther
eternal dirge. The rain began to pat-
ter in drops azalnst the loose panes, It
was pitch dark, What a fit place to be
dead inthe graveyard — outside!
Soughing pines, moss-hung eypresses,
nicht and storm and everlasting soll-
tudet Rather, how unfit!
I fell asleep and dreamed 1 was one
of a large and happy congregation
Listening to « good old father pleading
from the pulpit overhead, ‘Then. the
scene changed: the congregation. van:
fshed, the morning suniizht- and the
good-faced preacher disappeared, ant
T was alone, in the dark with Satay
making ready from the pulpit to swooy
down upon me, T woke with « star
and shiver, For a moment the drean
was so real 1 could still see the gleam
jag eyes of Satan staring down at me
The wind was high outside, the rair
had ceased, the clouds were broker
and driving across the moon, and nov
and then a faint flood of yellow ligh
fell through the curtainless windows
Twas wide awake now and still gaztn
up at the fiendish face tn the pulpit. 1
was no longer a dream. A heavy clon
ee
| were face t face, with hardly 15 for
herweon us, ‘The platform was a littl
hister than the benea on which & Ww.
tying, and #s the panther crept noise
iessly forward to the eige for a close
look at nie, her long, powerfal bod;
Was brought full into the moonlight it
all tts terrible beauty.?
Perhaps if was more than faseina
thon; It may have been fear from the
first so nun bing me that hardly knew
1 was afraid. But when the wickec
head began to sink between the higt
shoulders, when the eyes commencec
to change color, and the long ta
quickened aad twitched as it mover
from side to. side, T understood my
danger. A quick, sure shot would s1v¢
hie—but where was my rifle? 1 wus
afratd to move, too terrified to think
‘Then from beneath the huge paws t¢
tion glinted on the dark steel barrel
But my fingers closed aboct thr
handie of my hunting knife, and as sit
twitched and swayed for the spring, 4
felt that my chances were worth the
tral, Every musle in the sinewy
body suddenly grew tense, Her hea
Ivopped til it Jus? cleared the hoo.
There was a quiver through the long
ean frame, a scream—and then ar
vnswering seream; sach a yell as thu
tt never heard before. [uttered it s:
anexpectedly, so frightfully, that vir
east Was Startled In her leap, anc
Went off an fnstant sconsr than she
Intended, with such a twist that she
vse high in the air and swerved 1
her aim, landing across the back of the
eneh fusteat of upon me. She made
«vicious grab at me in passing, bat it
fell short, and as she struck the back
of the bench her weight and the ve
locity of her spring overturned it with
1 crash, and [came down on the floor
underneath, shut in between the back
and the seat, a8 though under an up
turned trough.
Her lightning swiftness had saved
me. As the bench turned she sprang
away, else she might have caught me
as it turned and dragged me with her
to the floor. Before I knew exactis
what had happened she bounded back
upon the bench, growling and clawing
on my wooden shell as she might have
clawed a huge turtle. ‘The solid ends
of the bench prevented her getting at
my feet or head; but at the same in-
stant, it seemed, we discovered a large
crack between the edge of the seat
and the floor. ‘The panther pushed her
bare yellow teeth under, close to my
face. 1 greeted her with another yell
that set her back upon her haunches.
Again she threw herself upon the
bench, and like a fash thrust a paw
beneath and buried the claws in-my
arm, In a moment T would have been
dragged from my shell; but 1 was
watching for that paw, and met it with
my knife, 1 must have driven the
Made nearly through tt, for with a
yelp of pain and fright she leaped
away,
Again and again she made at me,
and struck at the crack, but could not
bring herself to risk another paw: be-
heath, In trying to eet my wounded
arm from under me Lmoved the bene,
sue panther snarled and retreated. 1
moved It toward her and called, At
every move she backed further off,
spitting and snar‘ing, until T heard her
leap past the end, run along the wall
and spring. ‘There was a crash of
glass, to or three long leaps on the
turf outside, then all was still,
She had gone; but T did not follow
and shoot her. 1 was content to lie
there til daylight lent me more
strength, When at last I crawled out
OE
ail a
ays ba
Bee
I found the blood stains of the wound:
ed paw on the oor and grass outside;
but the panther had vanished in the
deep shadows of the swamp.
On investigating the pulpit and room
I discovered signs which showed the
panther had made a den of the old
chureh for a long Ume, and the swal-
low-nest pulpit up on the wall, where
once the Huguenot minister had stood,
now served her for a bed.
The belated cotton-boat picked me
up that morning, and as the captain
bound up my clawed arm, he told me
that more than once he had heard the
wall of some beast which he supposed
must be a panther, as his boat roun t+
ed the woody bluff where the old
meeting-house stood.
Odd Benefaction,
A Massachusetts woman has for
_years sent to a nelghbor—to whom she
fs unknown—every time he has been
running for political office in a district
with a large adverse majority party a
check with a note expressing a hope for
his success, She declares she does it to
serve the public, and she has had the
satisfaction of seeing her candidate
elected every time,
iia Manucen
Little Bessie—I like you better than
sister's other beau,
The Beau—I'm glad to hear thit.
Why do you like me?
Little Bessie—Cause sister uever
eats the cheap sweets you bring, and J
get all of them.—Royal Magazine,
SUGGESTIONS FOR NOVEL AND
PLEASING ENTERTAINMENTS,
4 Unique Penny Social Profitable—A
Clever Guessing Contest—A
Luncheon for the Gir"
Graduate,
A Penny rer al
The Junior society of a church de-
vised this method of raising some
money for a picture they wished to
purchase, ‘They advertised the affair
‘by hand bills and posters and did eon-
siderable talking themselves, so every
one was consumed with curiosity to
kee “what those young things could
do.” On the night in question “they”
found it took a penny to get in as well
as a penny to get out. There was pop
corn for a penny a glass; ft was
popped on the spot by a street vender,
Who was glad to come for a small share
in the profits, and then there was a
‘very popular candy table, and there
wee refreshments which were retalied
by the penny worth,
Fortunes wece told for a cent, and
the “present,” “past” and “future”
Were contiied to an Ingetinite length
‘by the forthcoming cent. These in
genious Juniors had concocted many a
scheme to inveisle the litte red In
dian ont of the pockets of the long-
suffering public. Yow could find out
your weight, your height, and buy
a stick of gum for a cent each. There
was a flower booth, a penny a blossom;
a boot-blacking stand, with a seat re-
served for ladies whieh was under a
huge umbrella, The street fakirs ped.
died fruit, and there was a. scissors
grinder, also 4 hand organ man, It
was conducted on the order of a
street fair, and the treasurer found
the result of the evening's profit to be
more than enough for the _ picture.
This fair was managed entirely by the
young people, of whom the oldest
was 15.
A Guessing Contest.
For this contest pass cards orna-
mented with bees and wasps flying
about, with the word “Stings.” Write
the questions:
1—A sting that cures fatigue? An-
swer: Resting.
2—A sting that cures hunger? Feast-
tng,
3—A sting that tdles your room?
Dusting?
4—A sting that cooks your meat?
Roasting,
5—A sting that makes you laugh?
Jesting,
G—A sting that foolisa people In-
duige? Boasting,
7—A sting that browns your bread?
‘Toasting,
§—A sting that spoils your tools?
Rusting.
9—A sting that makes you read 4a
book through? Interesting,
10—A sting that tries? Testing.
11—A sting that adapts? Adjusting.
12—A sting that shop Keepers dis-
like? ‘Trusting.
A Luncheon for the Girl Graduate.
‘This description of a luncheon to be
given by the mother of a sweet girl
graduate may be of assistance to oth-
ers who wish to have similar affatrs.
‘The class colors are orange, and pur-
ple, gorgeous in the extreme, yet they
combine very prettily. There are just
12 girls, and they are to sit around a
polished table, with lace mats over
purple.
The candles are to be individual ones
in brass holders, with shades of lace
paper filagree aver purple. Tiny dolls
dressed in purple gowns with caps
of orange are to hold the place
cards, which are cut out in book form
from purplish cardboard lettered in
gold with the words: “The History of
‘Miss Blank.”
‘The menu ts to be the usual one, so
Ti not give the dishes, but the salad
of orange, nuts, celery and white
grapes is to be served in halves of
oranges made irto baskets with a bow
of orange and purple on the handle.
The ice is to be orange, with cake
frosted with the egg yolks instead of
the whites, With the after-dinner
coffer paper rolls tled up like diplomas
with the ¢lass colors will be passed
hearing this pretty verse, which is
most appropriate for the guests just
starting out on the next perlod of
life's journey:
“A little journeying through shade
and sun,
A Mttle rest where quiet waters run,
A little parleying with friend and toe.
A little oasts where blossoms grow,
A Ilttle darkness ere the ght ix won.”
MADAME MERRI
Lemon Juice for Freckles,
See if this remedy for freckles will
not prove successful: Thirty grains of
pulverized borax, dissolved in two and
one-half ounces of lemon Juice, makes
a lotion that 18 very effective In keep-
ing freckles in abeyance where it
agrees with the skin, It should be
applied at night after the face has | een
thoroughly washed and rinsed,
Summer Stuffs,
Following in the wake of pompadour
silks are a thousand and one flowered
stuffs, organdies and mustins and am
ftles, and the rest of the tribe of sheer
summer stuff, some of them woven so
that the threads grow closer here and
there, forming effective plaids, upon
which background the flower destens
loom up in more picturesque style than
ever.
In the Spring.
Why not take some old-tashtoned
treacle, made of sulphur and inolasses?
Oy you can take pert wine and sulphur.
PRESENTS FOR GENTLEMEN
Quite a Windfall to Have at >t Six
Presents Described foe’. .s
Difficult Person,
The accompanying SMustration give
some suggestions for ladies who wish
to make, with their own hands, some
useful little presents for their gem
tlemen friends.
No. 1 is an ordinary rubber tobacco
Pouch (one should e chosen capable
of holding about two ounces of to
bacco) that has been covered with
wash-leather, and the Initial of the re-
ciplent or giver worked in silk on the
front part of it.
No. 2 is a sketch of a pipe case,
which may also be made out of wash-
leather or kid, and buttons over to in-
close the pipe.
No. 3 Is a case to hold two razors
and some shaving-papers, and is made
to fold up and fasten with two little
Oar
Oiep
‘VO
buttons, It can be made in art linen,
in silk, or fine cloth, and should be
about 9 inches wide and 12 Inches
deep. If the pockets are formed of
wash leather they will help to keep
the razors bright, and It {s quite easy
to work the lettering on the leather.
No. 4, a circular flat pincushion for
carrying {n the waistcoat pocket, and
to the right of this sketch {s shown
a side view of the same article, It
should be about two inches in dt:
ameter. It is made from two discs of
card covered with embrofdered silk.
‘They are seamed together, and pins
are stuck In round the edges.
No. 5 illustrates a case to hold tes,
handkerchiefs, and gloves, construct
ed with pockets, and to fold up in the
same manner as the razor and shav-
ing-paper case, but larger, the width
at least 11 Inches and 18 Inches deep;
the pockets are stitched on the lining
before that is laid over the material
that forms the outside. A pretty
dark-colored fine cloth, lined with
white silk, are the best things to use,
as the white is clean-looking.
No. 6, like the pipecase, may be
made of wash-‘eather, or kid, and ts
intended for a purse for gold, and
should be in size about 1% inches
deep by 1% inches in width, and
fasten with a small button, This also
is for carrying in the waistcoat pocket,
and has an initial worked in silk on
‘the front,
FOR CHAPPED HANDS.
Wear Gloves as Much as Possible and
Do Not Wash the Hands More
Than Is Necessary.
Just as there is a constitutional ten-
dency of certain skins to become
roughened and excoriated by the stim-
ulating effect of cold winds, so is there
a constitutional tendency for the
hands to chap at some seasons of the
year under the Influence of cold water
or an irritating cleansing medium,
Soaps containing an excess of alkali,
and water containing even small quan-
Uties of soda, are particular offenders
in this direction.
"As is well, known, washerwomen
whose hands are constantly immersed
‘in strong solutions of soda are par-
‘ttcularly Hable not only to chapped
‘hands, but actually to eczema of the
skin, and bakers who are in the habit
‘of kneading dough which also often
contains w fair proportion of earbon-
ate of soda, very frequently suffer in
the same way.
The best recipe therefore that I can
give you to avold chapping of the
hands is to avoid using indifferently
prepared soaps and as far as possible
‘to dispense with manual ablutions. To
“protect the hands from atmospheric
conditions it is advisable to wear
gloves, not only out of doors but as
much as possible in the house also,
This serves the additional purpose of
obviating the necessity for frequent
washing. It is possible now to procure
some very thin India rubber gloves
which fit the hand closely and in no
way interfere with the delleate manip-
ulations of the fingers. Surgeons are
now in the habit of using these gloves
in the performance of their operations,
for they are in no way damaged by
washing und they both protect the
hands from Irritating antiseptics and
other fluids with which they come tn
contact and they also protect the per-
son operated on from any possible
contamination that may be contained
on the skin of the surceon,
‘These gloves, as “1 have remarked,
are exceedingly useful for domestic
use by people who are lable to
chapped hands and in whom the con-
dition, if it arises, amounts to some-
| thing more than an inconvenience,
To Improve the Arms,
Immediately after washing In warm
water massage the arms with the skin
food and if the conditions be tavor-
able you will see an Improvement in @
month,
More Wholesome Complexion,
Give up tea and coffee, take out-of-
door exeretse, a daily bath, drink plen-
ty of water, as much as @ quart @ day;
eat plenty of fruit,
New York Just at Presont Ashamed of
Her Hurry—The Tube Blunder—
The Wonderful Big Ships.
NEW YORK.—The self-confident hurry of
i; , New York has received a hard setback in the
BES NY revelations concerning the tunnel tube under the
ey East river. In the frantic rush to get things fin-
as ished, to outdo the natural processes, to defy the
— QS limitations of mechanical construction, New York
iH — 4 makes frequent blunders and pays heavy penal-
= => VET ties.
eH a I Just as one tube of the great river tunnel ts.
‘ H{ about finished comes the revelation—through a
1} ll H aoe made by Mayor McClellan—that it has
a peat flattened so far that trains will not be able to
—\ oi FF-4 run through it. The announcement has created
) a great hubbab, Tunnel engineers and outside
Pema, experts do not agree as to what caused the
Pectivieiairneaeneg slump, but the fact that the tube is out of gear
Pai aon is not to be questioned,
biccetia dbcth cdastabid it eiliacatdbdedioes SB Over the tube runs the tremendous active
body of water. No tide in the world {s heavier
0 Miiak Clee eagle) ie ees cn nee ccna eee
strait called the East river. But its volume and its strength were known,
and everyone is asking, How could such a blunder be made?
Naturally the disaster has not comforted or assured those who looked
forward to travel in the tube. If this steel funnel could partly collapse when
not in use, what might have happened if {t were in use, with heavy trains
running through it?
The mayor says the mishap may delay the completion of the tunnel for
three years, Others say a year may suffice to patch it up. Still others doubs
whether the damage can be repaired.
MUST KEEP AWAY FROM HIGH PLACES.
The city of tall buildings has discovered a.
new comfort and a new complaint. “Elevation
cael iright” is the new name for an old complaint,
6 which Dr. R. Ten Eyck says is incurable, It 1s
» La simply the impulse which some people—many
.& 2 e people, it would appear—feel when at a great
Ls f MRM heicht to throw themselves down.
Bc Dr, Ten Eyck himself says that this feeling
yf is almost irresistible with him. He dare not
\ look out of a high window when it is open, nor
1 go near the edge of a high roof, lest he yleld to
ee the curious impulse to throw himself over.
es a m The doctor has studied this Impulse in him-
ig us self and :n others, He does not believe it can
be cured. The only thing to be done by those
80 afflicted !s to keep away from high places,
All this at a time when “sky restaurants’
are being widely advertised, when the highest
floors, with magnificent views, are everywhere re-
Place against this, too, the report of the Vienna physician, to be dupli-
cated in New York, I have no doubt, that health chances increase the higher
up you live. According to this physician, out of 1,000 cases of typhoid, for
fastance, 280 were contracted by persons living on first floors, 192 by persons
on second floors, 139 on third floors, and only 23 by those living above the third
tor.
High living, then, seems to have both advantages and disadvantages,
which each must balance for himself, If you climb you recede from disease,
but you are in danger of a longing to go suddenly ail the way down without
using the stairs or elevator,
YUOATING HOTFL. SKYSCRAPER ON A KEEL.
" A lively appeal to the metropolitan imagina-
4 tion is made by the newest biggest ship. which
Cas yey New York has had an opportunity to study this
~-SSaf week. ‘The Kaiserin Augusta Victoria surely is
Ly na a wonder—726 feet long—figure that out on the
SE ee farm or street where you live. She 1s called a
aa sister ship to the Amerika, of the same line, but
aaah < she is a bigger sister.
Peay =~ ‘This leviathan of the seas has elght decks
| o B above the water line, She Is a hotel, a skyscraper
= Bf one ect, Sho In more Hike & foating eines
NST eftect favored by the naming of one promenade
TJ as “Broadway.” she has the most elaborate pos-
ep sible bathrooms, gymnasiums, a nursery, a flower
as pgp booth, librarfes, a la carte restaurants, She has
suites of rooms that do not suggest shipboard in
any way, suites as complete as in a fashionable
hotel. Ordinary plate glass square windows dis-
place the portholes,
pyrantel taser Nt 9 feet a naked Mc hod
convenience necessitated by the number of “floors” and calculated to give one
# curious sensation when the sinking feeling is combined with a lively roll
in a high sea. The Kaiserin Augusta Victoria is sald to be “shady,” but
the word is relative. The fact that she is 122 feet wide gives guarantee of
spaciousness, and suggests a break-away from the old greyhound type.
In other words, the new ship is a show ship, and going to Europe is a
show experience for many Americans. We are on the brink of what is called
the exodus to Europe. Meanwhile the exodus from Europe, which is quite a
different matter, and not a show experience, steadily continues. ‘There was
rumor of a scandal the other day in the manner in which emigrants were
packed into the ocean liners. But I doubt if there is much to complain of
in this matter. Save in exceptional cases, the steerage people are as decently
placed as is possible—in a steerage,
THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD AT SEA.
Perhaps by the time this is in print John D.
Rockefeller will have sailed for Europe. The an-
Cane’, nouncement is made and denied. It will be made
hig and denied a good many times within the week.
fit Mr. Rockefeller does go it will be for him a
‘ V/A very radical undertaking, ‘The sea does not tempt
/ZM the richest man in the world. He dislikes it
x xreatly. He dislikes a great many things, Some
. @ of the things he dislikes he is rich enough to
J) MH avoid. But if he wishes to go to Europe to see
iy pe By his rich daughter, Mrs. Charles A. Strong, he
iif must go In a boat, and if he goes in a boat he
Vy Wy can't hope to go incognito. Everybody will know
¥ dj it, and on the Deutschland he must either lock
UP, himself in his suite or be seen much, This will
Ef, be a new experience, Detectives, process servers,
hi reporters, college presidents may be at his elbow
any moment. There will be no way of avoiding
that contact with his fellow men which has
TORS CORRS. Wh) am Seow men Wale
Consider the dreadful predicament of this man! He can buy anything
put peace. He has less of real privilege than the poorest man who envies
him, We cannot say the world is his, for he cannot enjoy the world and
at the same time be alone, To enjoy the world we must go into the world,
This Mr. Rockefeller does not like to do, Perhaps he does not dare, He
is safe from being kidnaped on a ship, but he is not safe from other dangers,
He is pretty nearly as badly off as a’ man without a country,
INTERESTING CURIOS AT THE GREAT MUSEUM, ’
IE The Metropolitan Museum continues to grow
z In interest, and the day when it shall have the
= finest collections in all the world seems not far
a= om. Mr, J. Pierpont Morgan's gift of the biggest
C = mastodon’ ‘skeleton [have already described.
7S New comes the announcement that the museum
. has on view the finest collection of laces on earth.
The lace wonders have been catalogued by
Madam Stefanie Kubasek, greatest of lace ex-
J perts, who says that never in history has such a
Bae. >] collection of priceless traceries been brought to-
fort é: 4 xeihor. Nothing in Europe even approaches the
2 O° REA Metropolitan collection, which Madame Kubasek
_— Was occupied for six weeks In merely cataloguing.
1S The value of these trophies of art is often
Y @ Ff astonishing. For example, a Venetian point capes
that once belonged to Mrs. John Jacob Astor, 1s
easily worth $15,000, Various more antique spect.
mens are worth vastly more, It 1s not possible
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like sensationalism, In Madame Kubasek’s opinion the study of laces is in
{tself an immensely important department of research. The average person
is, of course, grossly Ignorant of these things. Maybe they can get soma
comfort out of their ignorance, The shopgirl’s cape, costing $1.38, gives her
fas much comfort as the real thing, and she would doubtless be of the opinion
tnat it looked even prettier,
‘One thing the average person has not guessed—that some of the old
lace pieces show astonishing pictures woven in thread. A fifteenth century
altar plece which I have just seen 18 a wonderful revelation of the artistic
range of this curious art. ss
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CLDEST NEGRO JOURNAL
... IN KANSAS CITY.
The paid circulation of THE RISING SON is more than double the combined circulation of all the other Kansas City Golored weekly newspapers.
"No people have as often been betrayed by their 'leaders' as have the colored people. And yet there are those who blame the race because they will not trust their leading men."
The pessimistic mood of the Freeman in connection with Negro leaders asserts itself when it says: "We often hear the statement that 'our people will not follow their leaders.' Now, why is this? We will tell you why. It is because not one out of a dozen of 'our leaders' can be trusted. No people have ever been defrauded by their own leaders as have the colored people."
W. C. Hueston, of the law firm of Hueston & Calloway, 117 W. 6th St. will leave for his home, Lexington, Kentucky, Monday for a visit to his mother. While there, Mr. Hueston will deliver the annual Alumni address to Chandler College, his Alma Mater, and on June 18th, he will deliver the commencement address to the Wayman Institute at Harrodsburg, Ky.
The headquarters of the No. 11 Fire Co. on Independence avenue is in a deplorable condition. The roof leaks, the place is damp and dilapidated and is unfit for the boys to live in and keep healthy. If there is any place in the city government that needs looking after it is No. 11 Fire Co. We hope the proper officials will do what is right in connection with the matter.
After pounding over the great injustice which is exercised toward the colored race, in courts and out of courts, the Oklahoma Safeguard says:
"I believe when a man tells the truth the other people should say "amen." It is nothing else but the color of the skin which gives rise or decides whether a man must be lynched or not for his crime. I have seen a southern white man who was convicted for rape on his step-daughter, given a fair trial and sentenced to the pen, while Negroes who are merely accused, not guilty, are burned at the stake. This is a "miscarriage of justice," and the Negroes should not stand for it."
The Son requests as much as do the patrons, that it has been compelled to turn over to the collector a long list of delinquents. We have tried in every way to avoid taking this action by calling or sending our ocal collector time and time again. These efforts have been met with promises. But this won't go all the time. A pay-day must finally come.
BOTH MUST PUT SMOULDERS TO THE WHEEL.
The white man who can do the most for the Negro, who can aid him in his toilsome march to better material and intellectual conditions, are the Southern white men, who are his neighbors. It is one of the encourgrowing up in the South a body of aging signs of the times that there is leading white men who feel that the future of the Negro race affects the future of the South, and that both self-interest and humanity require them to lend all the aid they can to this people.—Secretary Taft, at Tuskegee's Silver Anniversary.
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GRAND JURY REPORT ON LYNCHING IN SPRING-FIELD. MO.
Innocent Negroes Lynched Burned.
The report of the grand jury to investigate the hanging and burning of three Negroes in Springfield, Mo., on the 14th of April has been effected. The jury reported that no attack had been committed by the two Negroes on Mrs. Mina Edwards as alleged; that it was impossible for the two Negroes, Duncan and Coker, to have been at the scene of the alleged attack at the time that it was committed; that Mrs. Edwards reputation was not good and that the sheriff and he police department were negligent in performing their duties.
As to the number of indictments found by the grand jury it is believed that there are not more than twenty-five. Of this number four are said to be for murder in the first degree and the others for murder in the second degree, perjury and breaking jail. In opening their report to Judge Lincoln the grand jury submitted the following:
Eloquent About Mob Law.
We preface our conclusions with the declaration that mob law is an inexcusable crime and a shameful stain on the reputation of any intelligent community of citizens, who should enjoy and accord protection to the humblest under our ample laws, involving as it does the denial of the right to trial of the party accused. It is dangerous to the lives and property of every citizen of the community. We find that the lynching of the Negroes the night of April 14 was not only unjustifiable and unlawful, but was without reason or excuse. The lynchers consisted mainly of a crowd of irresponsible drunken men, who had no respect for law or order and no regard for the rights of others, and who took advantage of the occasion to commit acts of lawlessness that were absolutely barbarous and fiendish, and these acts were nothing more or less than the outward exhibition of their real inward criminality.
Conceding that an attack was committed on the woman as told by her at the time, we have investigated the facts as to the whereabouts of two victims of the lynching, Duncan and Coker, and from the evidence taken, it is clear that those two Negroes could not have been guilty of the alleged attack. According to the testimony before us, the alleged assault could not have occurred later than 9:30 p. m. on the night of April E3 and these two men, Duncan and Coker, were at work for the Pickwick Transfer company that night and did not leave their work earlier than 10 o'clock.
E. R. DURHAM.
The Popular U. S. Marshal.
It is not infrequent that comments are heard bearing upon the merits of the administrations of the several federal stations of the western district. From what has been said by those who have had dealings with the U. S. Marshal's office. Mr. Durham should feel that his administration is a very popular one. An official who does his duty always feels rewarded when he finds that the same has received public appreciation. Mr. Durham received his appointment under Mr. McKinley and so admirably did he conduct the affairs of his office that he was reappointed by President Roosevelt. Mr. Durham is well and favorably known throughout the state where he has fought many party battles. Prior to his appointment as U. S. Marshal he was Assistant tSate Superintendent of Public Instruction.
NEGRO DISFRANCHISED JUST
THE SAME.
Secretary Taft in his Tuskegee speech declared that the Negro is in America to stay and that no law can be framed to deprive him of the ballot. And still the Negro isn't voting to any great extent in Mississippi and in Georgia—Boston Globe.
The manner and action of J. M. Horton reminds us more of a Jack on a New York Bowery than a primary teacher. Mr. Horton's career in the school-room has not been very inspiring nor has his conduct been exemplary. These facts are too well known for Mr. Horton to assume an air of boastful defiance. If he thinks the Son is afraid of him let him take up the gauntlet and we will see who will make the first score.
Invented Electri Motor.
Although unknown as an inventor and almost blind and heavily weighted with his 86 years, Warcham F. Chase invented fifty years ago the first electric motor, the model of which is now in the Vermont State house. The model will run today when an electric current is applied, as it did half a century ago, in his shop in Montpelier, Vt.
A Strangler's Mistake.
Distinguished Stranger (in the West)—"That is a well-drilled squad of soldiers."
American General—"Squad? Great Scott, man! That's an army!"
There are indications that an important oil field may be developed by the application of modern methods of petroleum production in the regions in Persia and Turkey lying north and northwest of the Persian gulf.
Business Man—What do you want?
Applicant—I came to inquire if you were in want of an assistant.
Business Man—Very sorry, I do all the work myself.
Applicant—Ah! that would just suit me.—Tld Bits.
One half the world is down on automobiles, and the other half is down under them.
There are no return tickets issued from the frying pan into the fire.
Henpecked Men In India.
Henpecked husbands are found even in India. A writer says: "To live as I have done in a Hindoo house, especially when the real house mistress is a masterful and deeply religious widow, who is grandmother to the babies and mother to their parents, is no longer to wonder at the absolute terror with which men speak of the 'stri achchar.' For the men of India are—poor souls!—the most henpecked in the world."
"Manufactured Wool."
Manufacturers pleasantly name shoddy "manufactured wool." The term is speciously descriptive, for the material is made from the wools which have passed through the process of manufacture Soft worsted rags of any kind—old stockings, or soft cloth made from long-stapled wools—are cleaned and torn into soft fluff in a machine resembling somewhat the ordinary willow machine.
Hair and Disease.
Japanese scientist named Matsura has been studying the effects of diseases and the varying physical state of the body upon the growth and thickness of the hair. He finds that hair, especially in the case of persons whose hair is of coarse structure, is so sensitive to bodily condition that it contains a veritable history of the state of the individual to whom it belongs, for the period covered by its growth.
Derivation of Fork
The fork takes its name from the Latin furca, a yoke looking like an inverted V. From this comes the Italian forca and forchetta (little fork). The latter word gives the French their fourchette, while the English go back to the former and retain the harder sounding "fork."—From D. M. Morrell's "Forks" in St. Nicholas.
Much Depends on Worker:
The man who mixes the mortar, the man who lays the granite, the man who saws, digs, hews or harles—upon each of these the honesty of the world depends. • • • You may lie in your throat, and no one to be the worse of it; to lie with the hands is to add a stone to the fabric of the world's disgrace.—New York Times
Honeymoons Cut Short
Brevity and economy in honeymoons, the London Express says, are becoming the fashion. Even wealthy people, it says, are "showing a tendency to limit the wedding tours to three or four days in Paris." Many go straight to their new home from the church and stay there.
' Chinese Stamps
Nearly all Chinese stamps bear dragons, hideous beyond description, as their central figures. Other stamps depict great pagodas and sacred towers, being supposed to guard the "luck" of a place and propitate the spirits and frighten away the evil ones.
Brutal Suggestion.
To obvitate the unseemingly sight of women interrupters at election meetings being forcibly ejected, the proposal has been made that at every hall a mouse should be kept, which could be let loose if necessary.—London Telegraph.
Professional Tooth-Stainers
The trade of tooth-stainer is peculiar to Eastern Asia. The natives prefer black teeth to the whiter kind, and the tooth-stainer, with a little box of brushes and coloring matter, calls on his customers and stains their teeth.
To Restore Calf Bindings
Wash lightly with a soft sponge dipped in a preparation of best glue, dissolved in a pint of hot water, to which add a teaspoonful of glycerin and a little flour paste. Rub well with chamois leather when dry.
Relief from Hiccoughs.
Hiccough may be relieved by sipping cold water, or holding the breath may also effectually check it. If these methods fail, a teaspoonful of bicarbate of soda in a half tumbler of water should be taken.
Mr. J. C. Stubbs of the Chicago postoffice spent a week in our city visiting his old classmate, C. H. Calloway. He will visit Lawrence and Topeka before his return to Chicago.
Origin of Russians.
Rurik the Rodsen, or Oarsman, a daring sea rover, landed in 862 on the Russian shore of the Baltic with his brothers, Sineus and Truwer. He subjugated the country from Novgorod to the Volga, and his followers were called Rodsen or Russians, Rodsen, in the Scandinavian tongue of the period, meaning oarsmen. Rurik died in 879. The Russian warship Rurik, it will be remembered, went down off Sakhalin last summer.
Steals 2.600 Pipes.
One of the strangest cases of kleptomania ever brought to light was heard of in Paris. A certain woman had such a passion for smoking and for coloring meerschaum pipes that she had been for a long time stealing pipes of this description from shops. In the flat which she occupied there was found no fewer than 2,600 pipes, not one of which, it is believed, she had paid for.
New Secret Order.
One of the prosperous farmers of Etna, N. H., was informed by his hired man that in the town of Canaan there was a secret order which had a large membership and was very prosperous, and hearing such a glowing account he inquired the name of the order. The young man replied that he was not quite certain, but believed that it was "Knights of Paralysis."
Irishman or Indian.
Having been described in the Washington Post as a noble red man, lawyer Robert L. Owen has written a letter to the editor. "I hold as a self-evident truth," he says, "that a man who is ninety-nine parts Irish and one part Cherokee is to all intents and purposes an frishman, even if he is by the statutes of the United States Cherokee Indian."
Theory of Heat and Motion
The modern theory of heat and motion seems to have been quite clear to the mind of a Dutch professor named Van der Linden as early as 1642. In a medical treatise, written in Latin, the professor asserts his belief that the heat of the human body consists in the vibration of the most minute particles in its makeup.
The Lady in the Moon.
A German astronomer has discovered that the man in the moon is a woman. "Hair, eyes, mouth, nose, chin, and bust," says he, may all be distinctly observed. In fact, the only thing that makes one doubt the accuracy of his observation is that he saw not one woman but two.—London Telegraph.
Oldest Architectural Ruins.
The oldest architectural ruins in the world are believed to be the rock-cut temples at Ipsambol, on the left bank of the Nile, in Nubia. The largest of these ancient temples contains fourteen apartments hewn out of solid stone. The ruins are supposed to be 4,000 years old.
Rare Substance.
Palladium, a rare substance little used, is the active agent in automatic gas lighting devices. Flame is produced as soon as the illuminating gas strikes a pellet of asbestos covered with a mixture of palladium and finely divided platinum, known as platinum black.
Railway Mileage.
Europe, in comparison with America, has not one-fifth the railway mileage per capita, the figures being 4.5 miles per 10,000 of population, as against 25.9 miles in the United States. The mileage in Prussia per 10,000 of the population is about 18.
Imitate Jamaica Rum.
The government of Jamaica has begun, in England, a series of prosecutions of sellers of counterfeit Jamaica rum. The result of this illicit trade has been a reduction of distilleries in Jamaica from 150 to 108 in five years.
Immense Southern Swamps.
The two largest swamps in the south, the Everglades and the Okefinoke, cover an area of 500,000 square miles. The trees are very large and vegetation low. Both swamps teem with alligators and deadly moccasins.
Language of Italy and Sicily.
Among the natives of Italy and Sicily there are about 100,000 who speak French; German is spoken by 12,000; Slavic by 30,000; Albanese by 110,000; Greek by 38,000; Catalanian by 10,000.
Horse Resents a Snub.
Mr. Boston Hitt Saturday morning went in the stable to curry his driving horse and failed to speak to it, so the horse began to kick, kicking him right badly. -Cu'pepper (Va.) Exponent.
Straw Blocks for Paving
Some of the streets of Warsaw, Poland, are paved with straw pressed into blocks and made hard enough to be used for this purpose.
Happiness in the Hollows.
Happiness in the Hollows.
Dar never wuz no lowgrounds er sorrow but a sunbeam found its way ter 'um en set some bird a-singin'.—Atlanta Constitution.
Huts of Russian Peasants
Huts of Russian Peasants.
Nine-tenths of the peasants in Russia live in huts without floors, and too low for a tall man to stand in.
WESTERN UNIVERSITY
THE GREAT EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION FOR KANSAS AND THE WEST. . . . . . .
DEPARTMENTS: Theological, College, State Industrial.
COURSES: Classical, College, Presidential (Instrumental and Voluntey, Drawing (Fine Arts and Book Binding, Business Engining, Tailoring, Dressmaking and Dering, Farming and Garden)
ADVANTAGES: Slipendid Locations and Thorough Teachers
INFORMATION: For terms, prices to
WILLIAM T. VERN
PRESIDENT
QUINDARO,
Phones: Office—Bell—"White"
MENTS: Theological, College, Normal, Sub-National Industrial.
S: Classical, College, Preparatory, Normal, Sub-National (Instrumental and Volcal), including piano, organ, Drawing (Fine Arts and Mechanical), Carpentry, Book Binding, Business Course, Stenography and Tailoring, Dressmaking and Plain Sewing, Cooking, Farming and Gardening.
AGES: Sipendid Location, Healthful Climate, Studies and Thorough Teachers.
ATION: For terms, prices and all inducements of
WILLIAM T. VERNON, A. M., D.
PRESIDENT,
INDARO, KANE
Office—Bell—"White" 4302. Residence—Bell—
DEPARTMENTS: Theological, College, Normal, Sub-Normal and State Industrial.
COURSES: Classical, College, Preparatory, Normal, Sub-Normal, Musical (Instrumental and Volcal), including piano, organ and harmony, Drawing (Fine Arts and Mechanical), Carpentry, Printing and Book Binding, Business Course, Stenography and Typewriting, Tailoring, Dressmaking and Plain Sewing, Cooking, Laundering, Farming and Gardening.
ADVANTAGES: Slpendid Location, Healthful Climate, Good Influences and Thorough Teachers.
INFORMATION: For terms, prices and all inducements offered write to
QUINDARO, KANSAS. Phones: Office—Bell—"White" 4302. Residence—Bell—"West 15.
David T. Beals, President.
Edwin W. Zea, Cashier.
Statement of the
Un
Nationa
KANSAS
As made to the Comptroller of
business, A
Statement of the Condition of the
Union
National Bank
KANSAS CITY, MO.
to the Comptroller of the Currency at
business, April 6, 1906.
Union National Bank KANSAS CITY, MO.
As made to the Comptroller of the Currency at the close of business, April 6, 1906.
RESOURCES.
Loans and dl counts. $ 7 428 872 07
U. S. Bonds at par. 600 000 00
Municipal bonds and other high class bonds at par. 528 061 80 - 1 128 061 80
Cash and sight exchange. 4 194 789 93
LIABILITIES.
Capital Stock $ 600 000 00
Capital Stock $ 600 000 00
Undivided profits $ 32 944 66
Unearned interest $ 86 574 00
National bank notes outstanding $ 500 000 00
Deposits $ 11 070 156 12
Total $ 600 000 00
DESIGNATED UNITED
Directors—T. W. Whitehead, Edward Geer
rill, O. H. Dean, Geo. W. Jones, Lee Clark, Ge
David T. Beals, Fernando P. Neai, Wm. H. S.
A. Well
The well know MERR
after an extended trip th
west, is with us again. E.
Weber by the many stylis
has put up. He is now at
1206½ East
DESIGNATED UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY
W. Whitehead, Edward George, L. T. James, C. J. Sch
Geo. W. Jones, Lee Clark, Geo. D. Ford, G. W. Lovejoy,
Fernando P. Neal, Wm. H. Seeger, Edwin W. Zea.
A. Weber
The well know MERCHANT TAILOR
after an extended trip through California and the
west, is with us again. Everybody remembers M.
Weber by the many stylish and well-made suits
has put up. He is now at
206½ East 18th St
Directors—I. W. Whitehead, Edward George, L. T. James, C. J. Schmelzer, J. P. Mer
Miller, J. P. Mer, Edward George, Joey, Felix T. LaForce,
David T. Beals, Fernando P. Neal, Wm. H. Seeger, Wm. W. Zea
The well know MERCHANT TAILOR, after an extended trip through California and the west, is with us again. Everybody remembers Mr. Weber by the many stylish and well-made suits he has put up. He is now at
Where he will be glad to see his old friends and customers.
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THE RIVER OF YOUTH.
From all the golden hills of Dream,
Dew-cool and rainbow kissed,
It twines and curls, a silver stream,
Through valleys hung with mist.
Down past enchanted woods to where
Romance walks ever young,
Where kings ride forth to take the air
On steeds with velvet hung—
Where secret stairways tempt the
bold,
Where pirate caves abound,
And many a chest of Spanish gold
May solemnly be found!
Through magic years it twines and
creeps
Past towers of peacock blue,
Where still some captured princess
sleeps
And dreams come always true.
Then gleam by gleam the light goes out,
Then darkened, grief by grief,
It sighs into our Sea of Doubt
And manhood's unbelief!
Why He Was Cheerful.
"No man," said Jerome K. Jerome, "should marry unless he is by nature a 'good provider'—unless without a twinge he can hand forth money right and left.
"Some men can in a sunny, cheerful way, spend $10 or $15 on a dinner in a fashionable restaurant, while they become morose, sour and fearful for the future when they are obliged to give their wives a dollar or two for the days meat.
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college, Normal, Sub-Normal and
laboratory, Normal, Sub-Normal, Mu-
), including piano, organ and har-
Mechanical), Carpentry, Printing
course, Stenography and Typewrit-
and Plain Sewing, Cooking, Laun-
g.
, Healthful Climate, Good Influ-
s.
and all inducements offered write
ION, A. M., D. D.
ENT,
- - KANSAS.
002. Residence—Bell—"West 15.
F. P. Neal, Vice President.
W. H. Seeger, Second Vice President
Condition of the
Nation
Bank
CITY, MO.
At the Currency at the close of
April 6, 1906.
LIABILITIES.
Capital Stock $ 600 000 00
Murplus 400 000 00
Individued profits 32 944 88
Unearned interest 98 574 00
National bank notes outstand
500 0 0 00
Deposits 11 070 156 12
Total $12 751 673 80
STATES DEPOSITORY.
Ge. L. T. James, C. J. Schmelzer, J. P. Mer-
d. Ford, G. W. Lovejoy, Felix L. LaForce,
Ger, Edwin W. Zea.
SHANT TAILOR.
Bough California and the
everybody remembers Mr.
and well-made suits he
18th Street
FORD'S
HAIR POMADE
Formerly known as
"OZONIZED OX MARROW"
80
Charles Ford Street
78 Wabash Ave., Chicago, Ill.
Agents wanted everywhere.
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Remember please—
10's me little bite we collect here and there
that onublos us torus from your wo youre"
LOCALS.
‘The Rising Son which has been in
existence ten years in June, 1906, is
going to prepare an extra anniversary
number which will go before the pub-
lic the latter part of June.
The “Washington Colony” is very
popular,
Nice large unfurnished rooms for
rent at 117 West 6th street,
Miss Cora White of 1320 E. 14th
is on the sick list this week.
You can secure a supply of Ozona
by calling on The Rising Son,
Mr. T. Shelkirk who has been ill
for several months {s a little on the
mend.
Mr. C. G. Williams, M. W. G. M., of
Missouri and jurisdiction was in the
city on a visit last week.
W. T. Vernon will be banqueted at
Armour Hall, June 8 by his friends
of ‘the two Kansas Citys.
The St. Augustine gave a Rose so-
cial at the residence of Mrs Annis
Garrett last Tuesday night.
It you have any news the Son will
appreciate it if you will send ft in
here Tuesday of each week.
Meet your friends at McCampbell
& Houston’s Easter Sunday evening,
and have a delicious cold drink with
them.
Rev. S. W. Bactote made some
plain suggestions to his congregation
last Sunday but they were much in
place.
Prof. G. 0. Coffin was elected mas-
ter of Rone Lodge No. 25. Prof. R. W.
Foster was elected master of Graham
Lodge.
When you want the best news con-
cerning the Negro, place your name
‘on the subseription list of the “Son”
and tls have {t delivered to your
door.
The L. Overture Club tendered Dr.
Wm. T. Vernon a banquet Friday ev-
ening, June 8th at the Armory Hall.
The Son will speak of this at length
in its next Issue,
R. W. Alexander, guard at the
work house spent a week at Excel-
sor Springs. Mr, Alexander has been
indisposed for several days.
Get the latest in cold drinks at Me-
Campbell & Houston's, Sherry and
Apricot flipps, cherry glace, flowing
stream, Queen's favorite. Rose and
Violet are some of our winners.
If the Knights of Pythias in this
city wish to make the proper showing
in connection with the Grand Lodge,
which Is shortly to convene, they
must be up and doing. It is time to be
getting In shape.
Milwaukee, Wis., June 23rd, 1892.
Gentlemen: Please send me two
bottles of Ford's Ozonized Ox Marrow
for the hair. I think it ts one of the
best hair pomades made.
MRS, JOHN GAF.
‘The following officers for the Old
Folks and Orphans Home for the next
fiscal year: Pres, Mrs, J. W. Bald-
win; Secretary Mrs, Luellen Wil
Mams; Treasurer Mrs. R. W. Foster.
The new trustees Rev. Harris and
Prof, Yates.
Mr. A. 8. VanValkingberg is making
a reputation for himself and is like:
wise carrying honor to the office of
the United States District Attorney,
His able handling of the big railroad
cases in which he secured a convic:
tion, is an evidence that our district
attorney is a great fighter.
We have repeatedly requested our
readers and friends to send in their
news items to the Son Tuesday of
each week. The Son is not in a po
sition to send out a reporter for this
class of matter as the expense of
such {s too great for the support we
get. Send in your items. Subscribe
and pay for the Son and it will dc
{ts part.
| H. W. Lloyd, G. C. of the K. P.,
spent several days in the city this
week,
The Question Before the House
We sell $175 Pianos for $125. We sell $250 Pianos for $190. We sell
$500 Pianos for $210
Any of our Planos may be paid for in cash, or part cash, $10 or more
down, and $6 or more a month, The price is the same whether you pay
cash or buy on time. There is no increase fer time payments, only tn
very small item indeed.
We carry over 500 Pianos tn stock. Come and see, Count them your:
self—one, two, three, four, ete.
J. W. Jenkins’ i
. W. Jenkins’ Sons Music Co.
1013-1015 WALNUT STREET
S. W. Agents for the Metrostyle Pianola. Best Place to Buy a Piano.
N July 1st we will take our semi-annual
0 inventory, at which time every piece
of goods must be measured up, every
article counted, even to pins and needles.
It is, therefore, very important, that we
have as small a stock as possible, so we can
enter upon our fall business with a compar-
atively new stock.
There are just 26 selling days in June and
every one of those 26 is going to be a Bar-
gain Day at The Big Store.
Before} rnis stock must be reduced before
Inventory inventory. After years of experience
we know the way to reduce stecks
Sale J quickly is to reduce prices. ao
If you areiin need of anything in fur-
nishings for the home or personal apparel for
any member of the family, this Emery, Bird,
Thayer Before Inventory Sale offers an un-
usual opportunity to get it at a big saving.
You know at this store we never consider
a purchase complete until the customer is sat-
isfied. When you find any article bought
here unsatisfactory, return it at once insale-
able condition along with the duplicate check,
or invoice if you buy by mail, and get your
money back.
Could anything be fairer? The sale starts
today, June Ist, and will continue through
the month.
Hundreds of people will save money by
buying now.
Will you he one of them?
7
WC. Hueston and ©, H. Calloway
have formed a law partnership, and
‘are now occupying neat and commo-
‘dios offices at 117 W, 6th street.
The services at Allen chapel last
Sunday was unusually interesting.
Chaplain Stewart preached an elo-
quent sermon, He was followed by
the able bishop, A. Grant, who aroused
much spiritual enthusiasm, — Eight
new converts were taken Into the
church.
Messrs. Moore and Harris, the en-
terprising firm of Undertakers and
Embalmers, contemplate some im-
provements on their establishment at
18th and Michigan, These men have
Proven themselves the acme of en:
terprise and thrift during thelr busi-
ness career in this city,
| McKinley Lodge, No. 21, met fr
their Castle Hall, 1734 Grand avenue
transacted routine business and ther
proceeded to the election of officers
The following officers were elected:
Lewis Woods, C. C.; Chas Johnson
V. C.;, J. A. Johnson, K. of R. 8.; G
M. Steamer, M. of F.; Wm. Pool, M
of E.; Rev. J. 8, Adson, Prelate
Mathew Whitelaw, M. A.;) Wm
Saunder, M. of W.; J. W. MeCuin
Tutor; Dr. J. BE. Pey, M. D.
ART DEPARTMENT
Campbell Glass & Paint Co.
1228 Main Street, Kan-as City.
A woman should remember, above
all else, that her greatest asset {s
character. No matter what her per
sonal attractiveness, her ability or
her equipment may be, the capita
which is above all is character, The
roots of character remain the same
in all ages, The most pitiable object
in all the world is a characterles:
woman.—Exchange,
Referring to the above clipping
The Son would advise that a nobler
thought could not be produced nor s
better utterance made. Characte!
indeed is a priceless jewel. It is ad
mired in men but in women the ad
miration is two fold.
IE. Grnuny, Doin ORayerBouds
KANSAS CITY, MO.
| Home Phone 5225 Main. Lady Attendant,
Bell Phone East 538 X.
| Bhe
|
| A. T. Moore Undertaking Co.
Funeral Directors and Embalmers.
Parlors 1820 East 18h St., KAN DAS CITY, MO,
3 Rooms Furnished
Complete, $89.00
$8.00 Cash, $1.25 a Week
MAY STERN & CO,
11th and Main Streets. :
The Rising Son Pub. Co. prposes
to issue a special number on the 30th
of June, which date is the 10th An-
niversary of its publication. No oth-
er Negro publication has been able
to survive for the same length of time
in this community.
‘The arrangement of this edition will
have some features which will tend
‘to give unusual interest to our read-
‘ers, We shall be very glad to secure
‘an ad. from you for this number. Our
representative will call on you short-
ly and give you rates. ‘Thanking you
very kindly for past favors and hop-
‘ing to be able to serve you in the
‘future we are very respectfully,
Swell Shoes SL. te Me
for Summer
JOHN KELLY has supplied us this spring
Mir eriunineualiyraelipbulisneretnen vera
Efertiocranien aan eersipare rer enter!
gatenliiaariec hgektt arterdeveyar ines
thing equal fu"
It's a welt.
Finely Stitched 3 5 0
Bent Sr ahoensiing
The Bostonians
$3.50 and $4.00 Shoes
Never so good, never so large an assortment to select from.
All leathers in high and low shoes to give your feet all the
comfort possible for summer wear.
Cet Your Money’s Worth.
Oviatt Shoe Co.
1os Main.
THE U. B. F's,
The U. B. F’s and §. M. F. had
their annual sermon preached Sun-
day, May 27th, by the Rey. 8. W.
Bacote of the Second Baptist church.
‘The sermon was one of the best ever
heard. There were present about six
hundred of the 8. M. T., about two
hundred brethren and about sixty ju-
venile members. The program was
very interesting. The district deputy,
Ed Hudson, announced that May 27th
is a day set apart on which 275,000
members enjoy their annual sermon,
‘The lodge is doing good work and is
in good financial condition.
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Mrs, W. H, Hubbell’s Millinery and Notion Store
1906 Vine Street, Kansas City, Mo.
Hats made to order. Your old ones made new or| |
you can purchase anything in the millinery
line you may desire
We also have a nice line of Ladies Hose, Neckwear, Ribbons. ete, |
Also’ Boys waists, Men and,Women's underwear, Alll kinds ot |
notions,
We buy our goods at wholesale and can sell to our patrons as | |
cheap as the downtown stores can, Save car fare and give usa] |
trial,
We keep Ozone Face Powder, Electrical Skin Food, Scalp Soap. | |
OZONE IS THE BEST FOR THE HAIR.
1906 VINE STREET, KANSAS CITY, MO. :
FRENCH SUCCEEDS VERNON.
| The Regents of Western Univer:
sity elected Prof. French of Sedalia,
Mo., acting president to succeed Ver.
ea during Dr, Vernon's four years
of absence, in Washington, as regir:
trar of the U, 8. Treasury,
Mr. French's selection is a happy
one, while we have no doubt, that
either Caldwell, Moten, Vaughn or
Gregg, would have made excellent
presidents, yet we feel ,that the se:
lection of French was a happy one
and we predict for the school four
years of unprecedented suecess, dur:
his administration
We extend to him the best wishes
of the Rising Son,
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Corbett System
OF TAILORING FINEST ON EARTH
1025 Main St., Kansas City, Mo. |
Our Spring Goods are now |
& on exhibition and we invite !
(\ you to call and inspect same |
1, Ry and leave your order for
your Easter suit. |
Sults to order from $20 and up {
Overcoats to order from $20 and up |
j \4 Trousers to order from $6 and up |
Come early and order your suit and !
| avoid the rush. |
W. H. HARRIS.
It was with much regret that the
Rising Son learned of the death of
W. 8. Harris, the senior member of
the real estate firm of W. H. Harris
& Co, with offices at Fifth and Ne:
braska avenue, Kansas City, Kansas.
‘This young man, together with Paris
L, Pratt, established themselves in
the real estate business in Kansas
City, Kan,, about four years ago, and
by untiring efforts succeeded in build.
ing up a lucrative business in thelr
line, one that speaks well for them
selves and the race, and if losing Mr.
Harris we lose a young man who has
done much for the race, by example
we trust that other young men, of
our race, will gather from the lif
‘of Mr. Harris a lesson that will assist
them in doing something positive anc
original for themselves and race.
Peace to his ashes,
will entertain colored guests in search of
health and pleasure.
Centrally located, modern, electric lighted,
large hall and verandas.
| Mr. and Mrs. Sanford W. King, Props
| Home phone 10. For terms call or write. EXCELSIOR SPRINGS, MO.
PECK’S BAD
BOY WiTH
THE CIRCUS
— WCoprniget ys B Boece,
Pa and the Bad Boy Among the Train
Robbers—Pa Tries to Persuade the
Head Bandit te Become a Financier
—The Bandit Prefers Train Rob-
bery and Puts Up a Good Argu-
ment,
T used to think [ would like to be a
train robber, and have a niee cang of
Doys todo my bidding [have often pic
tuted my gate putting a red Light on the
track and stopping a train laden with
EOL! holding a revolver to the head of
the enginerr, atid compelling him to go
and dynamite the express ear, Then we
would fil out poekets and haversacks
with rolls of bills that would choke a
Dippopetamus, and ride away to our
shack in the mountains, divide up. the
Fw KOON a trip to New York, bathe in
champagne, dress like millionatres, £9
to theaters morning, neon and nish
@at lobster until our stomachs would
ge
s. “Oiy GOLA.
ly, “ug oe =
SE NO lin all 0
1 = Lr R eG Mig OS
Be > VW BESS
NCUA ek, MA
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( = fs ey Gi oe Sh iV), \
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ip, [a Sith Sy ‘4 tos X % WS
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CMa CP lil gy ie Sie @
: fa ee noe i L| ee Se oe z
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ier, OB
EIS Sag”
Pa Told Them About the Wave of Reform,
form es anti lobster union, and be sa
Fay the people wentd think we were
young Vandergoubls, Since pa and 1
Wwers eaptured by the Hoie-tinthe.Watt
sang 1 have found that all is not etork
ons in the train robbing and expturing
fer range business, and that rubbers
fire never happy except when g robbery
fy safely over, and the caus gets good
find deunk
‘The first day or two after paand Land
the traitorous cowboss were eaptured,
we had a opretty nice time, eating
canned stuff and ell meat, and pa was
Fept busy tellin the gan of what had
Dappened in the outside world for sev
eral months, as the ganz did not rest
the daily papers, When they robbed a
train they let the newsboy alone for
fear he would get the drop on them,
Ba told them abant the wave of reform
that was going over the country, and
how the politiciins were taking the
railroads and monopolists by the neck.
wire: otis FOR LUD SiR ee Dr Te ee ee ee
Gi Pee ene Se
Uke ae o a 7
veggie sebg of
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4 HE
I Say to the Engineer—“Charley, Turn Her Off and Stop Her.”
and shaking them Ike a terrier would
shake a rar, how the insurance compa
pies that had heen for years tying the
poliey holders hand and foot, and search
{ng thelr pockets for illicit gains had
Leon caught in the act, and) how the
presidents and directors were Hable 19
have to serve time in the penitentiary,
Pa told the Holein-the-Wall gang all
the news until he got hoarse.
“And how is my old friend Teddy, the
roush rider?” asked one of the gang,
who claimed he had gone up to San Juan
hill. with the president,
“The president is in fine shape.” sata
pa, “and he is making friends every day,
fighting the trusts, and trying to save
the people from ruin.”
“Gee, but what a train robber Teddy
would have made, if he had turned his
talents in that direction, instead 1
wasting his strenuousness In polities,"
said the leader of the gang. "I would
give a thousand dollars to see him drax
&@ bead on the engineer of a fast mail
tnd make him get down and do the dyna
mite act, and then load up the saddle
bags and putl out for the Hole-in-the
Wall. ‘That man has wasted bis oppor-
tunities, and instead of belag at the
head of a gang of robbers, with all the
world at bis feet, ready to bold up thelr
hands at the eitehtent hint, Hvtng w tte
of freedom in the mountains, there he
Jong politteal stunts, and wearins
Lojled clothes, and eating with a fork,
And the bandit sighed for Teddy
Well, he will make himself just as
famous,” said par “if he succeeds in land.
ing the hold-up men of Wail street, and
compelling them to disgorge thelr steal
ines. Hut say,” sald pa, looking the
leader of the bandit gang square in the
eyes, “why don't you give up this bad
habit of robbing people with guns, and
ko back east and enter some respectable
business and make your mark? You
are a born financier, 1 ean see by the
Way you divide up the inerement when
you rob a train. You would shine In the
business world. Come on, go back east
with me, and 1 will use my influence to
ket You in among the men who own auto-
mobiles and yachts, and drive four-to-
hands. What do you say?”
“No, it 18 too late.” said the leader of
the Hole-in-the. Wall gang of train rob
bers with a sigh “I should be out
classed if 1 went Into Wall street now,
Ihave got many of the elements in my
make up of the successful financier, and
the off oetops, and if | had not become
@ train robber T mixht have been a sue-
cessful insurance president, but T have
always been handicapped by a con-
science. Leould not rob widows and or-
phans if T tried. It would give mea pain
that medicine would not cure to know
that women and children were erying
for bread because Thad robbed them
and was living high on their money. If
it wasn't for my conscience LE eould take
the presidency of a life Insurance com-
pany, and rob richt and left, equal to
any of the crownwd heals who are now
in the Dusiness: Hut it 1 was driving in
ty automobite aid should run over a
oor womANywhotrMighoRa a polley
holder, Leonid not act as would be ex
peciel of me, aud lok areand disdain.
filly at her mangled body in the road,
aid sneor at her rapidly-cooling re:
uuains, and pation steam and skip out
with my_mask on, 1 would want to
Choke off the snorting, bad-smelling
Juggernaut and get out and pick up the
fear old Soul and try to restore her ty
consciousness, which aet would cause
me to be boycotted by. the automobile
murderers’ union and [would be a
nuirked man
“As president of a life Insurance com.
pany [could not vote myseif a hundred
and fifty thousand dollars a sear salary,
and take it from fatherless children and
widows and retain my self respect, Ont
here iu-the mountaths lean occasionalls
take my boys, when our funds get low,
aud ride away to a railroad, and hold up
the choo-choo ears, and take toll, but not
of the poor passengers, Who do we rob?
Why the the railroads are owned by
Standard Oj), and if we take a few thon-
sand dollars, all Mr. Rockefeller has to
do is to raise the price of kerosene for 4
day or two and he comes out even, ‘The
express car stuff ts all owned by Wall
street, and when we take the contents of
# safe, ten thousand or twenty thousand
dollars. the directors of the express com.
pany sell stock short in Wall street aud
make a million or so to cover the loss by
the bandits of the far west, and pocket
the balance, So you see we are doing
them a favor to rob a train, and my con-
selence fs clear, Lam always sorry when
_an engineer or expressman fs killed, and
when such a thing oceurs (find out the
family and send money to take care of
them, but of late years we ne ‘er kill any
“body, because the train hands don't re
"sist any more, for they do not care to di
to save Wall street money. tow wher
|{ say to an engineer: ‘Charley, turn her
[off and stop here in the guleh and tak
|a dynamite stick and go wake up the
| express fellow by blowing off the door o!
bis car,’ the engineer wipes hfs hands or
a overalls and says; ‘All right, Bill
but don't point that gum at my head
ouuse It makes me nervous." He blows
Up the express car as a matter of aecom.
modation to me, and the expressman
comes t@ the door, rubbing bis
sleepy @yes open and says: ‘It's a won.
der you wouldn't let a man get a little
rest. That dinky little safe in the cor:
‘ner hasn't got anything In {t to speak of.’
And chen we blow up the little safe fire
and maybe find all we want, and we
hurry up, so the boys can go on about
their business as quietly as possible,
It is all reduced to a system, now, like
running @ railroad or pipe lines, and f
am contented with my lot, and there ts
no strain on my consclence, as there is
Would be if I was robbing the poor In-
stead of the rich, Of course, there are
some things that I would like to have
the government do, ike building us a
house and furnishing us steam heat, be-
cause these caves are cold and In time
will make us rheumatie, but I can wait
another year, when we shall send a del-
exate to congress from this district who
will look out for our interests. The Mor-
mons are represented in congress, and
T don't see why we shouldn't be."
“Well, you have got gall, all right,”
said pa to the bandit, “You mean to
tell me you had rather pursue your
course as a train robber, away out here
in the mountains with no doctor with-
in a hundred miles of you, and no way
to spend your money after you get it,
sleeping nights on the rocks and eating
canned stuff you pack in here after rob-
bing a grocery, than to enter the realms
of high finance and be respected by the
people, and be one of the people
with no price on your head,
one of the great body of eighty million
men who rule a country that is the pride
of the earth?) You must be daffy,” said
pa, just as disgusted as he could be.
“Sure, Mike.” said the robber. “Every-
body here respects me, and who respects.
the Wall street high finance and life in-
surance robber? Not even their valets,
Me one of the people! Ye gods, but you
watch these same people for a few
years, You say they run the govern-
ment! They and their government ar>
run by Wall street, which owns the
United States senate, body and soul.
The people are pawns on a chess board,
moved by the players, and they only
talk, while the Wall street owners act.
Let me tell you a story. I once had a
dog trained so that he would lay down
and roll over for a cracker, and would
hold a plece of meat on his nose until
his mouth would water and his eyes
sparkle, but he would wait for me to
snap my fingers before he would toss the
meat in the air with his nose and
snateh {t In his mouth, and swal-
low ft whole for fear I would get {t
away from him. He would stand on his
hind legs and speak and beg for a bone
to be thrown to him so he could
cateh ft. Do you know, the people of
this country remind me of that dog. If
they do not assert themselves and take
monopoly, high finance, insurance rob-
bery, grafting and millionaire and bil
lionaire ownership of everything that
pays by the throat and strangle thei
all, and do business themselves instead
of having business done for them by the
money power, they will never get notice]
except when they do their tricks like
my old doz. When the time comes that
the people wear collars and are led by
chains, and they have to stand on their
hind legs and speak to their rich and
arrogant masters for bones, and hold
meat on their noses until Wall street
snaps its fingers, you will want to come
out here in the mountains and live the
free life of a train robber witha con
science, What do you think about it,
bub?” sald the robber to me,
“Well.” says [to him, “you talk like
a socialist, or a Democrat, but you talk
all right. If fam one of the people Iwill
do as the rest do, but VM be darned £1
will get down and roll over for any-
body.”
COURAGE VS. COWARDICE.
The Opinion of a Military Man Re
garding the Two Qual-
ities,
“Courage,” observed an old military
man, “Is a quality very difficult to ana-
lyze,
“I have known men who, in ordinary
life, were shy, sensitive fellows, dis-
ylay the uttmost pluck and coolness
cn the battlefield; just as, on the other
and, I have seen self-possessed,
sturdy blades, almost panie-stricken in
the same circumstances,
“One thing I have learned by experi:
ence, and that Is the falsity of the say
ing that ‘bullies are always cowards.
1 have known blustering fellows, who
delighted In hectoring their comrades,
fight like ‘Trojans when their turn
came, without any sign of fear,
“It seems to me that courage 1s very
much a question of the imagination
A dull man Will plunge fearlesly into
danger, because he does not realize his
peril, If he had the imagination te
do so, he might turn tail, or, at any
rate, shrink and hesitate.
“On the other hand, the intelligentiy
brave man is alded by his imagination
for while it enables him to understand
his danger, it makes him keenly alive
to the shame of cowardice and. the
glory of heroism.”
Wew and Simple Barometer.
Dr. Eydam, a noted German meteore
ologtst, has discovered a new and ex-
tremely simple kind of barometer. It
consists of the telegraph wire which
is strung from pole to pole along the
roadsides, Dr. Eydam declares that by
listening closely 10 the sound made
‘by the wind blowing across the wires
anyone can tell exactly what the
weather 1s likely to be several days in
advance, af the wires emit a deep, mel:
low and sustained note, Hike *hat of an
organ, it means that the weather wi
be showery, with possible gales. A
sharp, high note foretell cold, stormy
weather, ith, t» winter, snow and
sleet.—Electricity,
BUYING PAINT. —
@orteatimenatter the weather }
me. There ts no dust flying, no in-
sects are in the air at that time ready
to commit suicide by suffocation tn
the coat of fresh paint. The atmos:
pheric conditions are also favorable
at that season for proper drying and
Increased life of th paint.
It should be a habit with every
Property owner every spring to look
over his buildings, etc., and sco it
they need repainting; not merely to
see if they “will go another year,”
but whether the time has not come
for putting in the proverbial “stitch
fn time” which shall eventually “save
uine.” For one coat of paint applied
dust a little before it is actually need-
ed will often save most of the paint
on the building by preventing it from
letting go and causing endless trou.
ble and expense.
Paint lets go because linseed oll,
which is the “cement that holds all
Good paint together, gradually decays
or oxidizes, just as {ron exposed to
air and dampness will slowly decay
or oxidize. The water and oxygen in
the air are the cause of the trouble
in both cases, and the only reason,
outside of its beautifying effect, that
‘We apply paint to wood or fron is be-
cause we want to keep water and
alr away from them. Live paint,
that is paint in which the linseed oll
4s still oily, does this very effectual
ly; but dead paint, that is paint in
which the oil is no longer oily, is no
more impervious to air and’ water
than a single thickness of cheese-
cloth would be. If then we apply a
fresh coat ot oily paint before the
old paint is dead, the ofl from the
new coat will penetrate the old coat,
and the whole coating will once more
become alive; and this method of ren-
ovation may go on indefinitely,
‘This explains why it ts better econ-
omy to repaint a little before it be-
comes absolutely necessary than @
little after. When the paint 1s once
dead the fresh coat will pull the
whole coating off.
In the days when repainting meant
& general turning ot tnings upside
down, a two-weeks’ “cluttering up”
of the place with kegs, cans and
Pails, a lot of inflammable and ill
smelling materials standing around,
etc. the dread of painting time was
natural. So was the dread of soap.
making time, of shirtmaking time, of
candlemoulding time and the like,
But we live in an age when soap
comes from the store better and
cheaper than we can make it, waen
shirts are sold ready made for less
than we can buy the materials, when
we can burn coal oil or gus cheaper
than we can make tallow candies,
and when ail we have to do when we
want to repaint {8 to pick out our
colors from the card at the store and
pay the painter for putting on te
paint,
When it comes to picking out the
paint it is not necessary that one
should be a paint chemist, any more
than one should be an oil chemist
when buying kerosene, or a depart.
ment store buyer when selecting
shirts, or a soap chemist when buy:
ing soap, All that 1s necessary to
Insure a fair show is some knowl
edge of the character of our paint
dealer and the reputation and stand-
ing of the maker of the paint offered,
Nor must one expect to buy a pure
linseed oil paint for the price of tin
gved oil alone, It can be taken for
granted when anyone offers to sell
dollar bills at a discount, he ts bait.
ing a hook for “suckers.” So it can
‘be taken for granted when anyone—
whether mail order house, paint
manufacturer or dealer—offers paint
too cheap, he is bidding for the trade
of “suckers,” no matter what his
promises.
But paints sold tn responsible
stores under the brands of reputable
manufacturers are all good products,
differing from one another in the less
important matter of the solid pig:
ments contained, but practically alike
in having their liquid portions com-
posed essentially of pure linseed oll.
‘The competition of the better class
of paints has driven inferior goods
practically out of the market, and
no manufacturer of standing now
puts out a poor paint, under his own
ame at least.
As to guarantees on paint, they
can be taken for what they are worth.
Any reputable manufacturer — will
make good any defect actually trace
able to the paint itself and not to im
Proper use or treatment of it. The
really Important guarantee which the
paint buyer should exact from his
dealer is that the paint is made by a
manufacturer that knows his bush
ness and that the paint Itself has a
record. If he secures this guaranteé
he can afford to chance the rest o
it—the paint will undoubtedly giv
good service if properly applied a0
Kicker by Habit.
“That man began to kick the minnte
he entered the office,” said the hotel
clerk.
"Yes," answered the proprietor, “Ht
behaves as if he had always beeu used
to the worst of everything.”—Wash-
ington Star.
Real Merit.
Mra, Skimkins—How do you like
your new boarding house?
Mr. Jobkins—Oh! the rooms are
fair, the table 1s only tolerable, but the
Gossip Is excellent.—Hotel_ Lite.
Ingenuity of the Lazy Genius,
‘There 18 no doubt that the average
loafer displays considerable gentus 1
keeping out of a Jov.— Brookfield (Mo,)
Gazette,
It’s a queer fact that the higher a
man rises the less chance he has of
being avove suspicion.—Puck.
NICE ASPARAGUS DISHES.
‘This Delicate Vegetable May Be Used
for Soup and Salad, Creamed
and with Eres.
| The Ladies’ World has an Inter
esting article by Mary Foster Snider
giving direction on how to cook aspar-
agus in different ways and make sav.
ory dishes. Attention {s called to the
fact that difeuity 1s often experiencec
in properly cooking this vegetable, 11
1s suggested by this writer that If the
stalks are cut intd equal length and
then stood vpright in the sauce ya
after being immersed in water to two:
thirds of the way to the tips so that
the latter is cooked by the steam only,
there 1s less danger of over cooking
the tips while the butts are not un-
derdone. A half hour cooking Is sal
to be enough by this method, unlest
the butts are unusually tough. Of
course the coarse butts should always
be removed,
Asparagus Soup. — Wash a large
bunch of asparagus, cut off the tps,
cover the stalks with cold water, and
boil five minutes, then drain. Then
cover with three pints of soup stock
and add a third of the reserved tips
Cook until the esparagus is soft
enough to press through a sieve or
colander, and leave only the fiber be-
hind; then return the soup and pulp
to the fire, season to taste and bring
‘Mt to a boll; drop in the remainder of
the tips, which have been cooked
gently in another saucepan until ten-
der. Heat one cupful of cream ot
rich milk in another boiler, and thick-
en with two level tablespoonfuls each
of flour and butter rubbed smoothly
together; add to the soup and let doll
a few minutes longer, then serve at
once with croutons,
Cream of Asparagus Soup.—Cook: one
bunch of asparagus in one quart of wa-
ter with a sprig of onions. When the
asparagus fs tends, rub all through a
sieve, mashing and rubbing through
all Lut the fiber, Return the pulp and
soup to the fire, seavon with salt, white
pepper and celery salt, and add one
pint of milk, Let it come to a boil,
thicken with one level tablespoonful
each of flour and butter rubbed smooth-
ly together, and simmer ten minutes
longer.
Esealloped Asparagus.—Boll_aspara-
gus until tender, then drain, an?
place a layer ina buttered baking dish
which has been well sprinkled with
bread-erumbs, Sprinkle the aspara.sus
with chopped hard-boiled eggs, popper.
salt and grated cheese, and proceoii in
this way until a pan is full, having the
top layer of asparagus. Pour ever it
a cupful of thin white sauce, sprinkle
with buttered crumbs, and brown deli-
‘eately in a hot oven,
| Asparagus in Baskets.—Make good
baking powder biscuits, hollow ihent
out, and fill with creamed asparagus.
Serve very hot with cream sauce
passed in a sauce boat
asparagus Wil Begs — Ball asparn-
Feus until tender, then place in a. but-
tered baking-dish; season delicately
wlth salt, nenper, ond pinch of ule
mes. Heat the yolks of four ess une
til light, add two tablespoonfuls of
cream, two level teaspoonfuls of but-
ter, a little more seasoning, and the
whites of the eggs beaten to a froth,
Pour over the asparagus, set In a hot
oven, and bake until the eges are set.
Asparagus Saled.—Ice cooked aspar=
agus tips and mix them lightly with
finely-minced youny onlon, Serve ice
cold in little nests of tender lettuce
leaves with a lte French dressing
poured over. A cream mayonnalse ty
also a delightful accompaniinent, ind
especially if the feed asparagus tips
are mixed with anequal amount of
iced green peas,
Chicken Asparagus Cases.—Mash one
cupful of cold cooked asparagus with
one cnptul of hot mashed potatoes, add
one-half cupful of fine dry bread-
crumbs, salt and pepper to taste, ane
two well-beaten eggs. Form into tittle
boxes or baskets, brush with soft but-
ter, sprinkle well with fine bread-
crumbs, and set in a hot oven until
heated through. Fill with diced creamed
chicken or veal, which has been kep:
hot on the top of the stove, and cerve
at once, Careful handling is neces-
sary with these pretty and delicious
little cases.—Prairie Farmer,
ere
Beat the yolks of three eggs with
one cup sugar and two tablespoons
sweet milk, Beat the whites stiff and
thoroughly mix with the yolks and
sugar. Sift one cup flour with one
heaping teaspeon baking powder and
add to the other ingredients. Flavor
to taste. Put In an oblong pan and
bake at once in a moderate oven,
Bake {t light, to avold cracking tn roll-
Ing. While hot remove from the pan,
lay on a towel wet in cold water and
‘spread with currant Jelly, Roll at
once and sprinkle wita powdered
sugar,
Luncheon Rolls,
Make a good biscuit dough and roll
it rather thinner than for biscult. Cut
Into pieces about three inches square
Wet the edges with cold water and in
the center of each square put a heap-
ing tablespoonful of cooked meat, wel!
seasoned and cnopped fine, Fold the
opposite corners together, pinching the
edges so that they will not come apart
In baking and bake for about 15 min-
utes in a hot oven,
Ghtldven’s Brervder Clothes.
For eyeryday wear, children are
wearing linen dresses, and linen of
the most durable nature. The mate-
rial comes this season In_ practically
a never-wear-out grade, and some of
the prettiest of everyday dresses are
‘made out of it, Embroidered bauds
are ever 80 fashionable this season
‘and the embroidery 1s done in white
or in colors, both being fashionable.
PERMIT WAS BROAD ENOUGH
‘War-Time Reminiscence Illustrative
of the Humor of President
Lincoln,
Mr. Linton Park, who is now an tn-
mate of the Soldiers’ and Sailors’
‘home at Erie, Pa., was among those
who joined in the chorus, “We are
coming, Father Abraham, three hun-
dred thousand more.” He enlisted at
‘Washington, and was assigned to the
‘Second District of Columbia regiment,
relates Youth's Companion,
Mr. Park was then, as now, a vege-
tarian. While he could assimilate ev-
erything connected with his answer to
the call of duty from the stand of pa-
trlotiam, he could not assimilate the
army pork. It was plain that if the
government wished to do the square
thing by Park {t would have to show
broad-mindedness in the matter of
rations.
So he took his troubles to President
Lincoln, and explained that in some
respects he was like the children of
Israel after they set out from Egypt,
He could not forget the leeks and
ontons with which he was wont to re-
gale himself back in Indiana county.
Lincoln smiled. “You want me to
turn you out to graze like Nebuchad-
nezzar?” he asked.
“It would beat salt pork,” was Mr.
Park's reply. Thereupon Mr. Lincoln
wrote carelessly on an ordinary sheet
of paper:
“The bearer, Linton Park, 1s here-
with granted permission to browse
wherever he chooses.”
Mr. Park saw the humor tn the note,
and enjoyed it quite as much as Lin-
colm did. He also enfoyed his privt-
lege of “browsing.” The note Is stil)
fo his possession.
THEN HE FELT STREAKED.
Hubby Was Too Obliging When
‘There Wasn’t Any Occa-
gion for It
A gentleman and his wife were sit-
ting in one of the front rows in a the-
ater. On the foor the man saw a large
hat-pin with an amber head. The Chi-
cago Daily News tells what he did
with it.
Looking about him, he saw that
two women and their escorts had just
sat down. To one of the women he
presented the pin. A shake of the head
Indicated that he had made a mistake.
Then he tried two ladies across the
alsle, They seemed to be interested.
The pin was a curiosity, and its amber
of a unique carving. ‘They hesitated,
but handed the pin back.
Desperately, he began the search
anew. Two ladies unattended seemed
likely owners. To them also he
showed the pin, ‘They took tt and en-
Joyed Its pattern,
Just then the man felt a tug on his
sieeve. It was his wife, and she re-
marked, “Why are you showing my
hat-pin to strangers?”
Blushing, he went over to the la-
dies, who were still looking at the pin,
and explained,
“Tt's my wife's pin,” he sald, but in
gnch consciously guilty accents that
the women handed tt back with doubte
| ing smiles.
Willine to Oblice.
“Give me the efty hall, Dleage.” sald
the lady to the conductor of the street
car,
“T should be glad to do so, madam,”
replied the conductor, who was a new
man and had been greatly impressed
by the rules of the company, which
Iinsistea upon employes being courte-
ous and obliging. “I should, indeed,
be glad to do so, but the lady over
there with the green feather In her
‘hat asked for the elty hall before you
got on the car. Is there any other
Ddullting that would suit you just as
weil?"—Detroit Free Press,
Kiirev.
Coffee Knifed an Old Soldier.
An old soldier, released from cof-
fee at 72, recovered his health and tells
about it as follows:
“I stuck to coffee for years, although
it knifed me again and again,
“About eight years ago (as a result
of coffee drinking which congested my
liver), I was taken with a very severe
attack of malarial fever.
“[ would apparently recover and
etart about my usual work only to suf-
fer a relapse. After this had been
repeated several times during the year
1 was again taken violently i,
“The Doctor said he had carefully
studied my case, and it was either ‘quit
coffee or die,’ advising me to take Pos-
tum in its place, 1 had always thought
‘coffee one of my dearest friends, and
especially when sick, and I was very
much taken back by the Doctor's deci-
sion, for 1 hadn't suspected the coffee
1 drank could possibly cause my trou-
ble.
I thou,ht it over for a few minutes,
and finally told the Doctor I would
make the change. Postum was pro-
cured for me the sume day and made
according to directions; well, I liked
it and stuck to ft, and since then I
have been a new man. The change in
health began in a few days and sur-
prised me, and now, although T am
seventy-two years of age, I do lots of
hard work, and for the past month
have been teaming, driving sixteen
miles a day besides loading and un-
loading the wagon, That's what Pos-
tum in the place of coffee has done
for me. I now like the Postum as well
as I did coffee.
“I have known people who did not
care for Postum at first, but after hay-
ing learned to make it properly accord-
{ng to directions they have come to
like it as well as coffee. I never miss
a chance to praise it.” Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Look for the little book, “The Road
to Wellville,” in pkgs.
AILING WOMCN.
Keep the Kidneys Well and the Kid-
neys Will Keep You Well.
Sick, suffering, languid women are
Yearning the true cause of bad backs
and how to cure
ficok them. Mrs. W. OG,
5 ‘ BS Davis, of Groesbeck,
4 Texas, says: “ack:
Sb) WO, —aehes hurt me so I
SMe ae cota hardly stand.
a Ag Spells ot dizzinese
AOAC) and sick headache
RPS were frequent and
Sa ie action ot the
@ siteass Gan ire
and how to cure
fick them. Mrs. WG,
5 24 BB Davis, of Groesbeck,
4 Texas, says: “Hack:
Sb) RAK tenes hurt me xo T
Se Sea could hardly stand,
a Ag Spells ot dizzinese
AWAY and sick headache
RPS were frequent and
Win} the action of the
Kidneys wag irreg-
ular, Soon after 1 began taking
Doan's Kidney Pills f passed several
gravel stones. 1 got well and the
trouble his not returned. My back
1s good and strong and my genera)
health better"
Sold by all dealers 80 cents a bow
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
PERHAPS IT CURED HIM.
Maybe the Wife Had Been Out, May:
be Not, the Effect Was
‘Ore Sana,
Capt. Mark Casto was being congrat-
ulated on his gift of $1,560 from the
Carnegie here fund tor bravery in the
wreck of the Cherokee, relates the
New York Tribune
“The gift was unexpected,” sald
Capt. Casto with a modest smile, “Tt
was as unexpected, though by no
means as unpleasant, as the retort
tuat a wife made to her husband when
he came home at three o'clock in the
morning.
“The man came home very quietly.
In fact, he took off his shoes on the
front doorstep. Then he unlocked the
door and went cautiously and slowly
upstairs on his tiptoe, holding his
breath.
“But Nght was streaming through
the kephole of the door of the bed
room. With a sigh he paused. Then
he opened the door and entered.
“His wife stood by the bureau fully
dressed.
“I didn’t expect you'd be sitting up
for me, my dear,’ he satd.
“‘T haven't been,’ she sald, ‘I just
came in mvself.’"
Only Wanted a Square Deal.
“Prisoner,” said the judge, “stand
up. Have you anything to say why
Judgment of the court should not be
Pronounced against you?"
“I'd like to say, your honor,” an-
swered the prisoner, “that I hope you
will not allow your mind to be pre-
judiced against me by the poor de-
fense my lawyer put up for me, I'll
take it ns 9 ereat favor .. your honor
will just give me the sentence I'd have
rot if T had pleaded guilty in the first
place."—Chieago Tribune
He Pitied Them.
A little boy was on his first coun-
try excursion, relates the Brooklyn
Citizen, Some birds were flying high
overhead, and his hostess, a young
woman, sald:
“Look up, Tommy. See the pretty
birds flying through the alr.”
Tomay looked up quickly, and then
he said in a compassionate tone:
“Poor little fellers! They ain't got
no cages, have they?”—Detroit Free
Press.
Disappointed.
“So Mra, Nurich was held up and
robbed. How did she feel about it?”
“Oh, she's fearfully mad. Only had
five cents in her pocket book at the
time, you know, and she's afraid peo-
ple will think she hasn't any money.”
Detroit Free Press,
The Pessimist.
“Every rose has a thorn.”
“But that isn’t the worst of it; there
are lots of thorns without any roses,”
—Detroit Free Press. .
One of the great deficiencies of mod-
ern worship is that it presents only
one opportunity to walk up the aisle
with the new dry goods.
A misanthrope is a man who kicks
& rocky world and then asks it to pity
his sore toe.
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all inflamed, ulcerated and catarrhal con-
ditions of the mucous membrane such as.
masalcatarrh,uterinecatarrh caused
by feminine ills, sore throat, sore
mouth or inflamed eyes by simply
dosing the stomach,
But you surely can cure these stubborn
affections by local treatment with
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic
which destroys the disease germs,checks
discharges, stops pain, and heals the
inflammation and soreness,
Paxtine represents the most successful
local treatment for feminine ills ever
produced, Thousands of women testify
to this fact. 50 cents at druggists,
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STRAWBERRY COSMETICS.
A Fine Natural Rouge, a Face Bleach-
ener, and All-Round Desirable,
Cosmetic.
‘The most natural looking rouge ts
obtained from the Juice of the straw-
berry. Strawberries have long formed
a basis for many excellent cosmetics,
Strawberry bloom is acquired by
rubbing a crushed or cut strawberry
lightly over the face. Just how much
bloom you want must regulate the
manipulation of the berry, At all
events, it should not leave any of the
pulp or fruit fiber on the face, and the
process is to pass the berry over the
cheeks as swiftly, evenly and lightly
as possible, leaving a pink blush that
really defles the most critical eye.
‘The strawberry has excellent bleach-
ing properties and will usually coun-
teract the effect of sun or wind expo-
sure. It was originally used for this
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purpose, but the bloom it left to the
cheeks was found so much more nat-
ural looking than most carmine prep-
arations, that it is now to supplant
ordinary rouge in many cases. So
when ordering strawberries and cream,
in case you feel that you are looking
pale, furtively extract one berry from
the delicious heap and, when no one
is looking, rub it over your cheeks.
Of course for those to whom straw-
berries are polsonous, the preparations
containing them are certainly not to
be recommended. Even in beauty cul-
ture and the adherence to fads, one's
common sense should not be shelved.
For the average mortal who enjoys
strawberries and new experiments the
following methods of using those de-
lictous berries will prove interesting
and probably beneficial,
To give color to the cheeks brush
the berry over it. The riper the berry
the redder the color. Fortunately the
tnt contains just enough of the yellow
in it to look absolutely natural, and
there is no blue tinge which so often
appears When rouge powder is applied
to the skin,
A more complicated way of getting
strawberry rouge is to place about a
quart and a half of berries in a fruit
far, together with half a pint of water.
Set the jar in a saucepan of water
over a slow fire and bail for two hours.
Strain carefully, and when cold add
pure alcohol, six ounces; best Russian
isinglass (dissolved) 15 grams. Keep
this closely stopped and in a dark
place. If the color fades, add a little
pure carmine,
For the woman who is annoyed by
the ofly excretions which exude from
the pores of her face nothing ts het-
ter than a slightly astringent toilet
vinegar of strawberries. ‘This s made
of half a pint of crushed strawberries
and the same amount of white wine
vinegar. Allow this to macerate for
24 hours—then press and strain and
add four ounces of rose water.
FOR BEAUTY'S TOILET.
The Various Articles That Should
Have Place on My Lady's Bath-
906m: Dresser,
From the shelves of your bathroom
dresser, all ready for the beauty bath,
there should be these articles:
A plece of soap kept dry in a silver
foap case, covered and hinged to pre
vent the cover from becoming lost.
A larger covered box of powdered
oatmeal or bran to soften the water,
‘A box of powdered borax,
One bottle of orange flower water
of the kind bought In bulk of any
druggist.
A two-ounce bottle of the compound
tincture of benzoin
One bottle of aromatic bath vinegar.
An ounce bottle of scented ammonia,
A half gallon bottle of bath perfume,
A bag of sen salt and a bag of pine
needles and also a bag of dried herbs
and another of salt.
A jar of cucumber lotion, either
homemade or bought at the drug store.
Several jars of cold cream, which
should include a wrinkle cream, a tan
lotion, something for rough cuticle
and a regular retiring cream,
A complete set of manicure and
toilet instruments, including the new
sponges, rubber and mineral, the fa
otal scrubbing brushes and the various
bath conventences.
‘Hot Water Bac.
Put a bag of hot water to your feet
when you have a cold, to your back
when you have a backache, or to the
nape of your neck when you have a
headache or cannot sleep.
For Hollow Cheeks.
Cleanse the face each night with
cleansing cream, wipe it off at once
with a soft towel, massage with the
massage cream for ten minutes, do
this with rotary motion,
Pompadour Silks,
Pompadour silks grow lovelier and
lnvelier, and prove the prettiest sort of
things for making stunning afternoon
gowns of.
FOR THE EEAUTY BATH.
First, Take Cleansing and Rinsing
Baths, Then Use Aromatic Bath
for Refreshing and Perfume.
When you are taking a beauty bath
do not make the miswke of takime it
either too cold or too hot. Individual
preierence is everything. If you pre-
jer a medium bath by all means trke
it. People are entitled to their pecull-
arities and you can't mold one person's
heels to those of another, You must
take the kind of bath which is best
suited to you,
Supposing that you have decided np-
on the tepid bath. And supposing that
you have drawn the water and have
softened it with borax and have made
it still softer with oatmeal, You are
now ready for your plunge.
Perhaps it would have been well to
Mention among the requirements of
the Leauty bath a good soap shaker
‘The soap can be taken out of its case
and put ina soap shaker, This 1s avt-
tated in the water until a thick lather
is formed. The water can scarcely be
too soapy providing the soup 1s good
and agreeable to the skin,
The length of time of the beauty
bath depends upon one’s habits, The
average person can take a bath in 15
minutes, ‘Those who are very stout
should be contented with less, Water,
if too deep, too hot or too long con-
tinued, will make a stout person tec!
shaky around the heart.
In the beauty bath there must be a
food scrubbing, and particularly
should the face he scrubbed. But one
must use discretion along with the
brush. If the skin be rubbed off the
complexion will be ruined for many
weeks to come. The face scrubbing
brush should, therefore, be very soft
and used gently. Scrub you must, but
not with vigor.
All the beauty baths should termin.
ate with a good rinsing. The idea ot
washing In soap is all right if the
soap be washed off. It is necessary tc
rinse not once or twice, but a great
many times. Those who take the beau-
ty baths of Berlin go through a rinsing
which removes all the soap and dirty
water from the skin, In Paris they
put perfume in the final water so tha:
the bather comes out very fragrant.
If one has rheumatism, or the blues,
the final bath should be fragrant with
|pine needles. These act directly upor
the nerves. The action of the pine and
| the odor is very good for the spirits
| Those who have a bad complexion car
|try the benzoinated bith, Some bon-
zoin is put m the witer—just enough
(to make It milky, ‘This is one of the
“best known baths for the skin, For s
tired person the aromatic bath ts best
and for this one wants to put in a eny
of the best bath vinegar. One can take
a bath of this deseription every day
|during the shopping season or when
one is very tired.
‘The beauty baths of Paris are for re
| freshment. ‘The tired beauty restores
[her looks and her nerves in this way
‘The baths of Berlin, on the other hand
are for the sick, and dyspeptie, the
rheumatic and the convalescent, ‘The
beauty bath, however and for what:
ever it may be taken, fs a sclentific
achtevement and should be so viewed
“by those who want to indulge in it.
A FEW COLLARS AND CUFFS
Illustration of a Late Mode in Dress
Accessories of Both Plain and
Fancy Sort.
Collars and cuffs play a very im-
portant part in dress, especially with
bodices or blouses for morning wear.
In this group we show three very pret-
ty sets; those at the right are of em-
broidered cambrie, the scarf being of
soft white silk with lace ends, tied
round twice with ribbon that is
formed into bows.
The center one is composed of lace
medallions, which form a double row
FASHIONABLE NECKWRAR.
round the neck, and one down to the
bust, these are threaded with ribbon
velvet that is arranged in loops and
ends. The cuffs or wristlets consist of
one row of the medailions threaded
with ribbon, tied In a bow at the side.
The third set 16 of linen edged with
narrow pleated frius of muslin. Two
deep accordion pleated points fall each
side front of collar from under rosettes
of ribbon,
Mouth Breathing.
‘The habit of mouth breathing ts not
only most unbecoming, but is also det
rimental to health. By overcoming the
trouble during waking hours you wil
sooner acquire the habit of sleeping
with the mouth closed. Try teey
breathing exercises, sending the breath
out very forcibly through the nostrils,
inhaling and exhaling slowly, expand:
ing the chest to the very limit, holding
the body erect and the head oni
straight line with the backbone, D1.
luted listerine ts one of the best things
known for hardening the gums and
giving one a sweet breath. Make it
@ practice to use w very firm tooth-
brush—the gums vill soon accuston
themselves to harsher treatment. A
suggestion of salt may be added to the
Usterine wash. There is a posstbility
that the mouth breathing Is cansed by
the adnoids. Better have a nose and
throat specialist make ap examina'ion,
ow” SINAIGHE OTUGAN ALW,
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DISFIGURING SKIN HUMOR.
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“mpossible to Get Employment, as
Face and Body Were Covered with
Sores—Cured by Cuticura,
“Since the year 1891 1 have been
troubled with a very bad case of cc
zema which i have spent hundreds of
dollars trying to cure, and 1 went to
the hospital, but they failed to cure
me, and {t was getting worse all the
time. Five weeks azo my wife bonght
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as my face, head and body were cov-
ered with it. The eczema first ap
peared on the top of my head, and it
had worked all the way around down
the tack of my neck and around to my
throat, down my body and around the
hips. It itched so T would be obliged
to serateh ft, and the flesh was raw,
tam now all well, and 1 will be
pleased to recommend the Cutieura
Remedies to ail persons who wish a
speedy and permanent cure of skin
diseases,” Thomas M. Rossiter, 290
Prospect Street, East Orange, N. J.
Mar. 30, 1905,
When all of the pretty little home
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the son 18 very apt to look for his
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settlement, Compiled under direction:
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showing Townships, Fractional Town:
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Proposed Irrigation Ditehes, Wason
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Prospector and Engineer should have
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own selection of land, and know just
where he is at. The above maps can
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NOTE.-For information as to ehar-
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Almost Too Pointed.
She—1 love all that ts grand, noble,
majestic and beautiful,
He—Thank you very much, Miss
Wilkins, but-—er—really, you embar-
ras me.— Stray Stories,
When a fellow is refused by a ptrl,
and takes to drink, it is somotimes
diMeult to determine whether he ts
drowning his sorrow or celebrating.
Are your clothes faded: Use Red Crose
Pal Vhue and wae them white again,
Large Dor. package, 5 cents
Opportunity only kiocks once; after
that our friends do It.—Puck.
Mra, Winslow's Soothing Ssrop,
For children twethtiies softens (ue prtve,renices tae
Gaminationsallayspaticuren'e ii cuite Sew utes
Men with ginger help to add spice to
Nfe.—Indianapolis News.
FAINTING SPELLS
Cured by Or, Willams’ Pink Pils, the
Remedy Which Actually Makes
New Biood.
Amwmia makes the pationt short of
breath so thst there is offen a sense of
suifonation, sametines there is a cough
ated the sufferer seems to be going into
constinpiion, at oilers there is a murs
mur of the heart and heart disease is
feared. In the fillawiing ease severe
fainting spells were ain alarming xympe
tom resulting from "too litte blood?
Mra. George Forrester, of 7 Curtis
stroot, Watertown, NY. gaye: Smo
time aig Etook a heavy es tand at lett
tie in m very Weak Condition, TL bee
came worse and worse until finally I
hadamenia. Tlost flesh and appetite,
had no color and was subject totainting.
spells, Sometimes they would attack
ane saddenty anal Pwouled fall to the tloor
with hardly any warnings
“Thad one of our best physicians,
Dut after he Mad been attenting ane
about a mouth without any improves
mont in omy condition, Pdeckded to see.
what Dr, Willits? Prok Pills would do.
The pills were well known tomo
for, about two vears before, members
of my Gunily bad taken them with the
Dost results, Pscont foie that the pillw
were just what Lnecded for DP soon bes
RAN to motice am taproverent, After T
Thad taken thon aw hile longer Dwats ome
Hirely cured, and we all believe tn Dr.
Willits’ Pinks Pulls and recommend
them highly?
Dr Williams! Pink Pillsactually make
new blood. ‘They do that one thiag and
they doat well. Tupoweristied: blood is
deficient in ped corpuscles, Dr Willbans?
| Pink Puls inerease the number of these
{red corpuscles and in this way send
health and strenmeth to every: tise,
AIL draggists sell Dr, Willams’ Pink
Pills of they will be sent by tail, poste
| ya, On receipt of prices 40 cents por
| box, six. boxes for $2.50, by the Dr, Wile
Hania Moiicine Co., Schenectady, N.Y,
‘Women cannot possibly be
strong, while suffering from
any of the diseases peculiar
to their sex. Even if you do
not feel weak, the weakness
of your system is there, and
isa constandanger. | Put
strength into your frame
with
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| It gives you strength, where
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pain. It regulates unnatural
irregularities. It has been
found a most successful cure
for all the diseases peculiar to
women, Try it.
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W.N. U., Kansas City, NO. 23, 1904,
——Sa aaa
Queen Victoria's Cate,
Qheen Victoria was a great lover of
eats, and when the court moved it was
Accompanied by a regular caravan
of cats, Persian, Mans, Angora, Male
ese and tabby cats. ail traveled: ta
state fo Barmoral, Osborne, Windsor
or Buckingham polace. as the case
might be One Persian cat, of which
the queen was particularly fond, wore
around her neck a collar, on which
appeared in silver letters the inserip.
tion, "I belong to the queen
Black Snake a Fighter.
A writer has deseribed the common
Mack snake as the most puenactous
of all the reptile famtly, “He is ale
ways realy for a flcht.” he said, “and
the man who doesn't understand hts
style of flelting will do well to apolos
Rize before the first blow is struck.”
A large number of the snales In the
Worcester farm are Florida rattlers
caught by Mr. Brownell within the last
three years
itgs Mennwse.
Many things are not taught at school
at the presen’ day because they are
declared 10 be obsolete, and some of
ls shspect that table manners. are
ainong them. If not, how are we to
acconnt for the ungrecefil manipula.
tion of knife and fork that we witness
so frequently, and the misuse of tables
Ware generally, which is at times al
tuost barbarie?—-Lady's Pietor
Free Scores cf Operas.
A Gorman inventor dias perfected
an apparatus which, by easy manipula:
tion, throws the words of an opera
being sung on to the — proscenium
above the stage, The words appear
Jine by line as they are sung, and
there is nothing abont it to disturb
the spectators. The apparatus ts eons
trolled by the prompter, and is stated
to be quite cheap.
Influence of Music.
It was Roger Bacon who wrote:
“Instrumental music and song brings
power and vigor, stirs up nature and
helps her in all her motions,” and
the man who takes a daily dose of
music will not only tive Jonger, but
better, more satisfactorily to himself
and those abont hit, than one who
dors not.— Exchange.
Seints Moididsk:.
“When he goes to a Liberal meet:
Ing he isa Liberal and when he goes
toa Tory meeting he Is a Tory." sald
@ voter's wife to a canvasser. “But,”
queried the eanvasser, “what Is he
when he is at home?” and the lady
gave the unexpected reply: “When he
fs at home he is a nulsance."—-Lon
don Mail
A Careful Merrimac Man.
A prominent business man of Mert+
rimac, Mass, while attending a horse
trot, was accosted hy a fakin, who
satd: “Take a hand." To this the
Merrimac man repiied, “No, sir;
have only two hands, and | have to
keep one on my pocketbook and the:
other on my wateh.”
Judicial Reserve.
It may be doubted whether the Eng-
lish bench 1s able to maintain the
same reserve which was one of its
characteristics little more than a cens
tury ago. We have even heard of
Jwarned judges being seen jumping in:
to omnibuses in Oxtord street.—Solict
tors’ Journal
“Dawning Aaqent.”
A woman who appeared ino a Lone |
don police court the other day was
deseribed as a “pawning agent.” She
makes her living by payning things
for her neighbors, who pay her a com-
mission because they believe she cam
secure larger loans than they could.
Nothing More Amusing.
There is harcly anything more
amusing than to wateh a millionaire
bargaining over a penny. But the
chances are that if he had not bat-
gained he would never have become a
millionaire —Neue Freie Presse, Vie
euna,
Ancient Military Leaders.
Pintareh relates that when Hanne
bal was asked who were the greatest
military leaders in the world’s his.
tory, he gave the first place to Pyt-
Thus, the second to Scipio, his own
conqueror, himself taking third place,
Family Umbrella.
There has been discovered at
Greenock, England, an old-fashioned
umbrella with whalebone ribs, whieh
must be quite 120 years old. When
opened tt affords shelter for a whole
family,
Sila Auoleny,
“I'd like to take you home to dinner,
old chap,” said Mr. Younghusband,
“pnt this is one of the days my wife
and the hired girl go to cooking
school." —Woman's Home Companion.
Uncovers Famous Picture.
Leonardo da Vincl’s “Mona Lisa” in
the Paris Lonvre has a new frame
which reveals an edge of the famous
picture heretofore covered.
When Male Vanity Shows Itself.
After a man has been told that hia
hair is getting thin on top tor the
first time In his life he finds out how
to handle @ hand glass,
Oysters in Ye Olden Dayes.
In Dresden, 300 years ago, “epl-
cures” used to eat Venetian oysters
that had been ou the way three weeks,
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‘The greatest problem of education
tinsolved today relates to eitls. Here-
tofore their education has been a mere
copy of that long ago established for
boys. Some day a genius will come
along and conceive thoughts which
shall form the basis of an education
which shall help girls to all their best
possibilities without dissipating thett
strength on lines of effort established
for natures in some respects entirely
different.—Collier's Weekly
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Remedy for Influenza.
Onton porridge is a good old-fashs
foved country eure for an influenza ate
tack, Peel a large Spanish onton,
divide {t Info fourths and put it into
a saucepan with half a saitspoontut of
fait, two ounces of butter and a pint
of cold water, Let it simmer gently
until It ts quite tender, then pour into
@ heated bow! dredge a little pepper
over it and eat tt as hot as possible
befure going to bed
Followed Husband in Death.
A case of a widow burning is re-
ported from Marepur village in the
Hurnal disirict, India, A woman who
lost her husband two or three years
ago recently made a funeral pyre, set
fire to it and perished in the flames
fn the presence of a large number
Of persons, All efforts to dissunde her
preved unavailing. ‘The police did not
Brrive in time to save ber Ife,
Tricks That Do Not Pay.
‘The only things that do not pay are
nefarious lies, mean deceptions, low
trickery, and cheap cunning, or super:
ficial smartness, all of which, while
undermining systems, soon wear them-
selves out and by exposing thetr weak:
ness in ultimate failure, accentuate
the abiding strength and sterling
worth of sincerity.—Los Angeles
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Our Motto: “YOUR MONEY’S WORTH”
605 Main Street, Kenses City MG
“Wolf Children.”
Most of the known instances of
wolf children have occurred In north-
ern India, In the Cawnpore and
Lucknow districts wolves have fre-
quently carried off infants, always
males; and while many of them must
have been eaten, others have been
brought up and educated after the
wolf fashion.
Gallantry.
The average female brain, we learn
from a lecture by Dr. Hollander, 1s
about five onnees lighter than ‘the
male brain, It is astonishing what a
number of men one meets who, no
doubt from motives of gallantry, lead
one to believe that the matter Is the
other way sbout.—Loados Punch:
in Chi \
in Chicago?
If a0, you know tho extremely convenient location of LA SALLE STREET
STATION,
If you are a stranger In the city, however, it Is of great importance that
you learn about this magnificent and comparatively new terminal, used jointly
by Rock Island-Friseo LinesC, RI, & P. Ry. and ©, & BL R. Re
It te nearest the heart of the city—closely adjoining the business section—
within easy walking distance of State Street shopping center and ail the prin-
Cipal hotels,
Another advantage of entering the city through La Salle Station ts the
second-story viaduct directly connecting the main waiting-room with the Ele-
vated Ratirond toop—you can reach the North, Northwest, Weat or South aldes
of the city by elevated trains for a S-cent fare WITHOUT DESCENDING TO
THE STREET. You thus avoid the dangers and delays of the great, crowded
clty.
The Rock Island right-of-way Into Chicago is elevated for more than eight
miles out through the suburbs, Prompt arrival at Chicago terminal ts thus as-
sured , Englewood Union Buation, sevon ralles out, affords ready access to
southern suburbe—all through trains stop here,
Summer excursion tickets to Chicago on sale at all points in Kansas, Ne-
braska and Colorndo daily, June 1 to September 30,
Rate: Fare and one-third for the round trip, with minkmum of §20, Full
details trom
J. A. STEWART,
Ceneral Agent Passenger Department, Rock Island
412-413 Bryant Building,
KANSAS CITY. MO. System
Examples Influence Boys.”
Emerson was right when he sald,
“We send our boys to school that the
‘teachers may educate them, but In-
stead the boys whom they meet there
educate them.” ‘The greatest influ:
ences over boys are the examples and
“sentients of their associates.—Ex-
change.
| Why on Earth?
|| The majority of marriages present
for the consideration of the curious
fone or two problems, ‘The first 1s,
“Why on earth that woman married
that man?" The second is, “Why on
earth that man married that woman?”
|—Barry Pain in The Tatler.
ee
Improving on Tennyson.
| “ills to the right of us, bilis to the
| eft of us, bills that are ruinous!"
| papa dear thundered. “Frightful the
| charge was made! Senseless the price
| you paid!” Then on the table lald
cheek for six hundred.—Lowell (Mass.)
) Citizen,
Long looked for improved Train Service between Kansas City
and Hot Springs, Arkansas, and return daily, is now provided for by
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Leaving Kansas City at 11:00 a. m. daily. Arrive in Hot Springs to
Breakfast. This train runs via Paola, Garnett, Neodesha, Indepen-
dence (Kan.), Coffeyville, Ft. Smith and Little Rock, ‘Through
Sleepers and Chair Cars (all seats free) to Hot Springs. A special
feature on this “Hot Springs Special” is the Elegant Dining Cars.
This train connects at Little Rock with the Iron Mountain Trains for
all Southeastern Points in Arkansas, Louisiana and Texas.
Hot Springs Night Express 9:35 p. m, dally.
For Excursion Tickets, Sleeping Car Berths and all Information, —
call or address: :
E. S. JEWETT, Gen'l Agt. Passenger Dept.
901 Main Street. KANSAS CITY MO.
Home Telephone 6327 Main. Bell Telephone 740 Hickory
Cross Breeding of Plants.
It is only within a century that
hybridization or the cross breeding of
plants has been practiced, Yet it
seems to have been {n Lord Bacon's
‘mind, as a thing to he achieved, more
‘than 30 years before.
| Love's Labor Lost.
A canvasser who was genially en-
|tertuined at a house, finally asked the
‘man who had talked with him for his
vote, “I'm not on the register,” was
the response. "I'm only & bailiff!"
London Answers,
Ravamainn Thinea.
me
European Plan All Modern Improvements
721-723 Charlotte St., K. C., Mo
Room and Bonrd $5.00 per week. Rooms without Board §2.
Bingle Meals 25 cents. Hot and Cold Baths Included,
BEN McRAY, Prop. and Mgr.
“A man’s hunt for health,” said the
philosopher, “is not conducted on the
usual rules of races, for he never
starts in pursuit of it until he finds it
is already run down."—Baltimore
American.
Don't Worry.
Learn to take things as they are
‘marked on the calendar of life. Re-
“member that it 18 not tomorrow that
_you will live, but it is today that you
/are living,
imanee Gums foe Bhatia.
KELLEY S} FLOUR
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GH PATE Kelley ling Co.
Jondon’s ..ord Mayors have, during
the past decade collected more than
$100,000,000 for charitable and beney-
| lent purposes.
Shed Antlers Once a Year.
Deer shed their antlers onee a year,
about midwinter. Ascertaining the age
‘or a deer by their antlers is rather un-
canain.
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Staple and Fancy Groceries, Fresh and
Salt Meats, Oysters and Game in Season
Ren Tpaene sas" 211 W. 6th St
Aged Silver Ingots.
The Bank of England contains sil.
ver ingots which have lain in the
vaults since 1696,
Spanish Nobles,
Every @ftecnth man in Spain ts a
noble.