Sedalia Times
Saturday, February 28, 1903
Sedalia, Missouri
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VOLUMN IX
Fred A. Be
Wm Tarleton Dead
ed at his home on East Johnson street Wednesday.
Mr William Tarleten, one of the fathers of the Morgan Street Baptist died last Wednesday at 11,30. Mr Tarleten was one of best men in our midst, he was an active and reliable worker for his church, man who was luved and respected by all who were reliable, business and a thorough christain, He was a member of she Shaw cost G. A R. and a member of the Mason-lodge No 56. He was born in Callaway county this srate in 1840 and has been a faithful employee of the Beiler Grocer company for twenty years. The funeral services were held at the Morgan street Baptist Church Friday. He was 83 years old at the time of his death and leaves a wife, several children aud a host friends to mourn his Jost.
—THE FUNERAL—
The church was again overflowen with people, the alter yet held his mourning in black that it had last Sunday, the members and friends were yet in sorry because another one of their leaders had dellen. Rev G. W. Dorsey ex-pasor of this church, came from Evansville, Ind., to pay his last tribune to his deceased friend, he also reached a noble sermon upon the life of Mr Tarlton, as a deacon, a christain, a father, a husband and gentleman. Near the front set the Hawkins and Centennial Maonic Lodges, he was a member of the Centennial for a number of years, next to them sit the members of the Clay Shaw Post G. A, R. of which he was a charter member, to the right sit the members and employes of the Bieler Grocery Company, and a large representation of edalia Grocery dealers who was so well acquainted with the deceased from a bnusiness standpoint, during the past twenty years. Dispite of the muddy weather and business duties these many friends gathered at this his church to pay him their last respect. He is gone, but his place in the church, in his home nor in the business world cannot be easily filled.
LECTED NEW OFFICERS.
The members of the Queen City Concert Band elected new office last Tuesday night, as follows;
R. H. Martin, president
J. W. Scott Vice President
C. W Gravitt, secretary
A. G. Wheeler, treasurer
A. H. Hickman, Contracter
G. Tom Ireland Leader
W. H Carter Director
Edward Gravttt, Librain
M.E. CONFERENCE EDITION
Yes sir- we are getting ready to publish a speial M. E. Conference edition, Saturday March 14th. It will contain a fiumer of half-tone cuts and short sketches of a number of the preachers, will you help us in his work.
HANKS TO GEO- UHLMAN.
The members of the M. E Church repairing committee are very thankful to Mr Geo; E. Uhlman of the north-side Meat Market. for the donation of a kit of chitterlings and to the other friends who has help them in their entertainments.
SEDALIA MISSOURI, FEBUARY 28 1903
Rev GIEGER FUNERAL.
Buried last Sunday under the auspices of The Morgan street Baptist Church of which he was Pastor.
VICE MODERATOR OF THE BAPTIST ASSCIATION.
Death has again visited our city and has called one of the watchmans from the field of labor unto a home of eternal rest in the persons of Rev Gleger, the "pastor of the Morgan Street t Baptist Church, who had only spent a few months in our city
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Rev. A. B. Giager. The deceased pastor of the Morgan Street B city, he was also Vice Moderator of the Missouri
The deceased pastor of the Morgan Street Baptist Church of this city, he was also Vice Moderator of the Missouri Baptist Association
Rev Gieger was born in A abama in but came to this state some years ago and casted his lot among the Missourians and continued preaching the gospel. A few years ago he served the people at Higginsville and from there he was called to Buncton where remained until he excepted a cell to come to this city. During his pastorial work in this city he made many for himself and for his church. Rev Jones of Higginsville was等则 to preach his funeral, the church was filled so that standing room was almost impossible, and the sermon was interesting from beginning to end, he pscured out he life as Vick Moderator, as a minester, a christain, a worker fer his church, a husband, a father and a gentleman. After thk sermon Rev BeBre and Rev Alexander made a few remarks concerning thier relationship ih tha pastorial work sn this city.
He leavee a loving wife, four children to mourn his lost together wirh with a host of friends
CARD OF THANKS
Mr Editor; please allow us the space in your paper to say that we are more than thankfull to the members of the Morgan Street Church and other friends for their kindness and able assistance during the illness and death of my husband. Please except our most heartiest thanks. signed Mrs Lucy B Gieger, Rev E. P. Gieger
(H. S. and J. A. Vinegar
SURPRISE BIRTt-DAY WEDDING.
Mrs Sarah Umble and Mr William Ogdenquitely Married.
Big time—elagant supper, and a number of Birth-day presents.
A number of invitations were given out to a number of friends last week announcing a birthday party of Mrs Cawell, the aged mother of Mrs Sarah. Umbles on last Wednesday night at their home on
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orgin street Baptist Church of this
the Missouri Baptist Association
east Cooper stret, between the hours of
and 10 o'clock. When the clock struck
eight and the guest was seating in the par
lor waiting for the invitation to supser,
the doer was suddenly opened and Rev
W, J, DeBoe marched in front for the
bride and groom to the center of the room
and there he turned the birth-day party
into a marriage ceremony, and after the
ceremonies he then pronounced them man
and wife. The party was taken at a great
surprise because they had come to attend
a birth-day party. After a hearty laugh
and many congratulations the party was
invited to the dining room where the
table was well filled with every thing to
eat and drink. Among those who brought
birth-day presents were as follows;
Mrs Ellen Wesley one towel
Mrs J. P Kenney half dozeu napkins Mrs W H Carter one towel
Mrs julia Woods calico dress
Mrs Matilda Smith Jar of preserves
Mrs Winnie Faylor two twist tobacco
Frank Butlar 50c
Mrs J Will Jackson, Mrs Morcia Rollins, Mrs Alice Simpson, W G. Smitn, Miss Carrie Shepard, Miss Alice Williams and W H Carter. The affair was certain. ly a big surprise and those present enjoyed it and each them wishes Mr. and Mrs Ogden a happy life.
$4 TO $8 A day guaranteed to every person send ing their name and address to Scott's Remedy Co,
P. O, 570 Louisville KY
Write now, and mention this pap e
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GIESCHEN AND VIETBROCK.
Have completely remodeled their store and will celebrate the event
Call and see the finest display of Hardware, Tinware, Stoves and Ranges in the City.
Special - Souvenir
To any person buylng $1.00 worth of goods on this day only. We will give absolutely free 25 of the latest style calling cards printed by the society printers, Thomas Printing Co. 115 East Second Street. Remember the day Monday, March 2nd; open until 9 a.m.
GIESCHEN & VIEBROCK, 116 W. Main Street
Roosevelt and the Senate
The United States Senate Committee on commerce decided to report adversely on the confirmation of Dr Crum who has been appointed by the Pgas dent as collector for the pora of Charleston, S. C. over the protest of the prejudiced whites of the south and two republicans are responsible for the committee's actions as the committee is republican by two majority but two republican Senators voted with the democrats, which means, however, Dr Crum will not be confirmed or that President Goosevelt's parry is not with him in his present dealings with the race problem. The Globe-Democrat has the following to say on the subject:
'Of course, the president'e position is that he beleived Dr Crum [is] fif for the office to which he is nominated, and as there is no legal or moral barrier against his attainment of the post, the nomination must stand until a full and fair vote by the Senate rejects it. The President acknowledges his responsibility for nominating. He will force the senate—the republican members as well as the democrats—to shoulder the responsibilities of defeating the nomination, if it is to be defeated. This is the the way the matter stands. Moreover, as the President seems to have made plain to some of the republican dodgers, the postponement of a decisive vote by the senate will settle the question. If the term eads without action by the senate, the appointment will be made during the recess, and Dr. Crum will serve in the office until next December, at least, unless congress should be called in extra and the senate should reject the nomination. The thing for the senatore to do, therefore, is to bring the matter to vote just as soon as possible, so as to settle it. Shuffling, evasion and dodging will not bring the incident to an end."
QUARTEREY MEETING
Rev W. J. DeBoe, pastor of the Taylr chapel M. E. Church will hold his fourth quarterly meeting at the above named church on tomorrow. A cordial invitation is extended to each of the city pastor and congregation and friends to attend,
W. J DeBoe, pastor
Rev R. Davis, P. E.
MR PARKS DEAD
Mr Parks ex-janitor of the city hall, who came to our city some years ago from Warsaw, died at his home on east Morgan street, Friday, after a long sick spell
of Schools
NEW GROCERY STORE
Having ust purchaing store of Sol Rosanthal we are now prepared to sell you the best and freshest line of at the lowest cash prices
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The Coming Country.
No section of the country is coming to the frons as rapidly as the Indian Territory. From the Land of the Indian it is slowly but surely been transformed into the White Man's Paradise. You know what Oklahoma has done—the Indian Territory is bound to outstrip Oklahoma*
Write tor particulars
JAMES BARKER.
Gen'l Pass, Agent, M. K, & M. Ry,
201 Wainwright Bldg. St Louis.
Mrs Henry Allen is dangerously ill
Vest Witchey is improving fast
Willie DeBoe is no better
Anderson Powel is very bad off
Mrs Mattie L. Teeters and pupils are working very hard on their concert for March 8th.
Fred Bush has sold his fineyellow team, he received $135,00 for them
Mrs Wm Travis is able to be out again
Dr C S Walden has removed his office to 108 west Main st.
Dr Harris has repapered his office
Mrs Emma Thuston is visiting her parents Mr and Mrs Sol Dixson
ETBROCK.
F. Taylor Cain
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must be paid strictly in advance,
Communicatione received after Thurs-
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‘Always netifiy us when you want your
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‘All articles for publication must be
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News items of all kinds FREE
FOR SCHOOL SUPERENTENENT
Weare authorized to announce the
mame of Prof. G, L. Colemaa as a candi-
date for re-election to the office ot ‘Schoc!
Superentendent Election April’, 1903.
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Weare authorized to announce the
name of Mr Fred A. Benz, of Lamont. as
an Endependent candidate for Superinten-
dent of Schools, subject to April eleation.
Dont spit on the side-wald, says
alderman Fulkerson.
Say if we cant elect a Negro. al-
derman from the Birst Ward, why
not try for a Negro School Direct-
or again
The {Morgan Street Baptist
Church has lost two valuable men
within a week, these men are fev.
Gieger their pastor and Wm Tarl-
ton one of their trustees.
+ There are some republicans who
gets into office and then makes the
way hard for others. Sedalia and
Pettis county has some of them in
officnow.
Quarterly Conference will be
held at Taylor chapel tonight.
Is it posible that with as many
race men as we have in our town,
that they are alf setting still and
letting the Shaw rape case go out
notice. The wilt come up for
trial next month, and nothing has
been did. Get to work men, and
help prorecutethe crimial at the
bar justice.
The Missouri legislature refused
to adjourn on Lincoln’s birthday,
but only a few years ago, it sus-
pended business to listen to, and
made an appr&prfationto pay the
expensee of W. J. Bryan when he
made an address. A majority of
the Missouri legislators, prefer
puff from a good wind will to the
precepts of adead stateman-
The jim-crow car bill has stirred
np the feeling of a large number of
the colered folks of {this city, a
number of them ore those who are
now cursing themselves for voting
the democratic ticket last year.
We find that among some of those
who are so anxious for the bill to
become a law. ate those who deal
in buying Nigger democrat votes.
Well, if they eontinue to let the
democrats bup thefr votes, it wont
be many days before this bill and
‘other worse ones will. be passed
against the Missouri Negro.
NEGRO JANITOR.
No doubt many of the colored
voters will be surprised whem they
learn the reason why that-a color-
ed man has not been appointed as
janitor of the court house. It wil’
be remambered that during the
past campaign the colored voters
were promised by some of the lead
ing workers of our party, that if
Mr C. E. Messerley and Gabe Al-
beres were elected as county judg-
es that connty court would then
be republican and some good com-
petent colored man would get the
janitors job, So the election came
and these two mea were elected
along with other republicans, and
they are now sarving the people,
but no Negro janitor yet. When
the question up it. was discovered
that judge Albersof the Eastern
district had pledged himself to the
democrats to retain the present
janitor, if they would not put up
any opposition to him during his
campaign for re-election, and as he
had no opposition he will not
break his pledge to consider any
colored man for that job. So the
chances for aNegro janitor -s_a!-
‘most hopeless, Judge Albers has
proven to be no more nor less than
a trader to his party and his hund-
reds of Negro supporters in the
eastern district, if this is true, He
has no: only hurt himself politicail-
ly, but by his actions he is trying
to down his best friends, It was
said in his campaign that he haa
but little use for the Negro, and
from all reports it seems to be
about true. Let not the Negro
voters take revenge upon the re-
publican party nor any of its can-
didates that may come up this or
next spring for what Albers are
now doing, but just wait a little
white sand we will get another
chance at him, the eastern district
cannot elect himwithout the Ne-
gro votes of Sedalia and must re.
member this fact,
THAT MIX CITIZLN
TICKET.
Did the citizen's ticket help the
republican party last year
Will it help the colored voters
in appointments
Will it give the masses and all
classes a chance to vote for their
choice as city fathers
Is’nt it a real trust of a few men
Has it did the people any good
finnanually.
Will it help either of the parties
in the presidential election
Wont is cause one are two Soc:
ialist to be elected this spring.
Is it the will of the people are
just a few of them.
Did the people select these {men
to tell them who shall be the city
f hers forever and ever,
Ii we must elect our county of-
ficers by party vote, why not con-
tinue the same in the city.
WINDY BREECHES.
The way some people support Negro
papers and other enterprises reminds us of
the story brother ‘windy breeches.”” Ow-
{ng to he shortness of space. we will not,
however. at this time relate the funny
story about the fonniey individual.
These people. sufficefit to say, supscribe
for a Negro paper with wind, pay for it
‘with wind, If the average Negro paper
‘coeld subsist on windy talk every Negro
editor would live in brick houses. have
a 2000 page paper, hire 5000 printers, use
100 presses, bave 3001 domestic servants,
and then hare plenty of wind and talk to
spare, But, fate has so decreed, that it
takus the same kind of “sponnlix”? to run
a Negro paper that it takes to run a white
peperi ‘There may have been a time in
the ancient or medeavel days when a Ne-
gro paper did not have to use the hard
cash to run a paper, but, sad as it may be
that time is not now. Whenever you hear
a fellow talk so much about his race prié-
ism, ask him if he is a subscriber to his
‘home Negro or any other Negro paper, if
so, has he paid his subscription, theron
hangs the key. As arule editors can buy
more with‘one cash subscriber than he
eam with» thoneand windy subscribere,
"sis rale may vary—but we don’t think
so. What think ye, my brother,
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POLITICS.
It should be considered a high
compliment to all political parties
that the office of county school
Superimtendent is kept free from
politics, Pettis county has a cap.
able man in this office. His state
certificate, and first grade county
certificutes from numerous counties
together wit his commission, and
the efficient way in which he has
managed the educational affairs of
this county, show to us that the
voters made no mistake in electing
him two years ago, Mr Coleman
served about three-fourths of a
term by appointment. Clty super-
intendents are retained as long as
their work is satisfactory. Why
not give Mr Coleman another term
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‘teats of all Kinds
GEO. E. UHLMAN
Dealer in all kind of fresh and salt Meats, Game and Fish
Shop North Ohio, street Phone 380
‘The voters of the rst and 2nd wards are
against any mixed ticket next spring, they
party tickets are socialist =
Scally may be a candidate for re-elect-
ion next spring if there isa citizen ticket
AM, Parks may ask for re-el ectio
next spring
Mr Parks and Seally was elected on
their party tickets two years ago, and we
want know why they are afraid to try the
this spring
We are informed that FW Clark wil
seek to be acity father from the second
‘ward next spring
| Say, have yon noticed that there is no
Negro janitor atthe conrt house yet, and
Mr Messerly and Alberts are on the jud
}ges bench too
Alderman Stafford will not be a candid-
ate for re-election if there is not a citizen
ticket next spring-
‘Sam Hodges says he dont care if ther
is’nt any citizen ticket next spring, it hurt
his business last year
If thore is acitizen ticket next spring,
things will be very lively down in the rst.
and znd wards
Fred Benz of Lamonte, who isa candi-
date for Superintendent of School is a
deserving young man, and ask your sup-
port for this place
There has never been republi-
can inthe officeof Superintendent
for 20 years
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Abill bas been psepared and is to be
introduced at an early date in the legisia
ture, which if it becomesa law will pre
vent the employment of all white teachers
and janitoss at Lincoln Institute and is
also aimed the monopoly, certain mer-
chants are said tohave In furnishing sup
plies for the school.
The chief feature of the proposed mea-
sure, however, is that it will require that
all teachers and employes of the school
shall be colored persons. Nome of the
Missouri statemen have been humiliated
at the spectacle of white men performing
mental tasks about the sehool for eolored
people, The superintendent of the indus-
trial department, Jobn H, Bredeman: his
assistanee W. R. Menteer aad. four jani-
orsare white. Some of the legislators
has been out io visit the school since com-
ing tothe capitol, and while they have
been pleased with its work.ngs. as shown
in the naw printed report just out. and
with what they observed, the spectacle of
the whites proforming such humble duties
as the janitors are required todo for the
Negroes rather © gratted 1yer thesia sen
bilities, and this without any reflection
whatever upon the bright boung people
and the faculty. Representive of the
sections where the confederacy was strong
are especially axerse tothe sort of thing
|whieh Mr Connor will attempt to remedy
in this bill, But there is another provi-
sion which is, perbaps. more impertant.
It is that there shall be not more than one
member of the board of regents resident
in Jefferson City. At the present there
are three resident members.
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Short Talks On Advertising ByCharles Austin Bates.
Advertising by circulars and such things undoubtedly is sometimes profitable. In the manufacturing or jobbing business this is more likely to be true than not.
The retail merchant needs a quicker, surer, less expensive method, and he finds it in daily and weekly newspapers.
There is no method of advertising which costs so much and so little at the same time. While the expenditure may have to be greater in the newspapers, the amount of publicity received is doubly as great in proportion to the price as that to be had in any other way.
An exact example will do more to make this clear and to prove it true.
A shoe dealer on Sixth Avenue, New York, wished to advertise his store. He purposed sending out a series of circulars, one each month, for nine months. There were 5,000 circulars sent each time, and the cost for the series of nine, including postage, was about $600. For this sum he reached 5,000 people nine times.
For the same amount of money he could have placed a five-inch ad in the Sunday issue of a paper having a guaranteed, sworn circulation of over 1,000,000 copies every issue for 39 issues, covering the same period that the distribution of his circulars did.
Contrast the 45,000 circulation he secured by the circulars with the 4,000,000 circulation he could have had in the paper, and you'll see at once how great a mistake he made. There is no question about the fact that he would have received ten times the benefit from the newspaper advertising that he did from the circular. It is the only logical conclusion.
Sometimes circulars are good, but whenever you are contemplating issuing one sit down and figure up the possibilities—see how much space and how much circulation the cost of the circular would buy in your best newspaper.
You will find in every case that reason and common sense will be in favor of using the paper. By doing so you will reach nineteenth of the very people to whom you would address circulars, and you will reach ten times as many other people to whom your circular would not have gone at all.
"A shoe dealer in York, wished to
Copyright, Charles Austin Bates, New York.
The two-pound rose-red of Rhodesia, 1890 issue, catalogues $30 in Sixtieth edition, is selling by London dealers at $11.50, and can be bought of the British South Africa company, in London, for face value—$9.74.
A Melbourne paper announces that the £2 Victoria, long promised, has at last been issued. The stamp will not be used in appreciable quantities by the public, but it will, however, serve a useful purpose, when affixed to documents covering the issue of an equivalent number of circulars or papers, which will then only have to be branded: "Paid at Melbourne," instead of having stamps affixed to each one of them.
While the descriptions of counterterfeits in the philatelic press have an admitted instructive value, yet it is known that they do not have so great an influence as is sometimes supposed. It seems that the average collector is not a stamp student who revels in the comparison of minute details—he does not take the time if he has it. He buys from reliable dealers and he feels safe in trusting to their knowledge. If at any time they are at fault and sell him a forgery, he knows that he will suffer no loss, but have his money or its equivalent refunded.
The poor results attained in the printing of the new British stamps have led to the suggestion that the authorities in England make inquiries as to the relative merits and practicability of the two methods of stamp printing, surface and recess. Years ago, in England, the line engraving process was discarded in favor of typography, but the argument is now advanced that the successful application of steam printing to line-engraved plates (all the old British line-engraved stamps were hand-printed) has equalized the comparative cost of the process, and since the authorities seem to have given up the exclusive use of doubly fugitive colors—the washy purple and green—the arguments of the De La Rue, surface-printing, party have been sadly weakened.
VARIOUS MATTERS
Georgia fruit growers are claiming that the peach crop of their state yields more money to the producers than does the cotton crop.
The two American cities in which the number of colored inhabitants is increasing most largely are Washington and Philadelphia.
The registration of voters, except such as become of age between August 1 and election day in November, is now complete in Alabama, and it foots up 183,500, of whom 183,000 are white.
Sir Wilfrid Laurier has described the United States as a "gigantic furnace."
The London Express says that he thus retaliates on the Yankees, who would have the world believe that Canada is a gigantic refrigerator.
The skin of the diamond-back rat
The retail merchant needs a quicker, surer, less expensive method, and he finds it in daily and weekly newspapers.
There is no method of advertising which costs so much and so little at the same time. While the expenditure may have to be greater in the newspapers, the amount of publicity received is doubly as great in proportion to the price as that to be had in any other way.
An exact example will do more to make this clear and to prove it true, than columns of talk.
York, wished to advertise his store. He
ulars, one each month, for nine months.
nine, and the cost for the series of nine,
this sum he reached 5,000 people nine
could have placed a five-inch ad in the
unteed, sworn circulation of over 1,000,000
the same period that the distribution of
secured by the circulars with the 4,000,000
"A shoe dealer on Sixth Avenue, New York, wished to advertise his store."
Neighbor. Your little Dicky seems very unwell; his cough is quite distressing. Don't you think he ought to have medical advice?
Mrs. Flyntskyn—Well, yes, I suppose he ought; but, you see, the winter's coming on, and some of the other children are almost sure to get a bad cold or something, and it'll be almost as cheap to have the doctor in for two or three as to call him in for only one.—Ally Sloper.
Disinterested.
The man who had dropped in to see him was smoking a cheap cigar.
"I think you will find it more comfortable," said Uncle Allen Sparks, pleasantly, "if you'll sit over there by that open window. There is no draught from it, as you will see from the fact that the smoke from your cigar goes out through it. There, that's better." --Chicago Tribune.
Nothing Better in Sight.
Cook—Please, ma'am, I want to give week's notice.
Mistress—Why, Jane, this is indeed a surprise. Are you not satisfied with the treatment you receive here?
Cook—Oh, yes, ma'am.
Mistress—Then I suppose you have a better place in view?
Cook—Oh, no, ma'am. I'm only going to get married, ma'am.—Chicago Daily News.
Revenge.
"They say she married him just to get him away from another girl."
"What did the other girl do?"
"Sent her a bundle of his love letters as a wedding present. That was the reason she had nervous prostration and was compelled to give up her wedding trip."—Chicago Record-Herald.
Mrs. Tufthunter—I'm sorry you didn't come yesterday, Mrs. Cutler; I could have introduced you to Lady Begabit. She calls on me quite frequently now.
Mrs. Cutler—Indeed! Do you know, I thought the craze for slumming had quite died out.—Ally Sloper.
It Makes a Difference.
"He's dreadfully disagreeable and boorish."
"Tut, tut, my dear. He used to be but he is no longer."
"How is that?"
"Why, since he has become famous we have decided to consider him only delightfully eccentric and original."—Chicago Post.
What Troubled Him Most.
Harriet—And do you really think you love me as much as you say you do?
Harry—O, I don't have to convince myself. If I only succeed in making you think I love you, it doesn't make any difference who I think myself.—Foster Transarin.
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Germany Is Encouraging Its Application for Fuel and for Power Purposes.
The kaiser of Germany is encouraging every effort toward the use of alcohol for lighting, fuel and power purposes, and under the stimulus of prizes offered to inventors and engine constructors it is being largely utilized in various ways. Alcohol is economically made from a number of products in Germany, and consequently the supply of it is very large. At a recent exhibition demonstrating the use of alcohol there were shown a number of motors, farming implements and similar things propelled by an alcohol flame. There were also lamps which displayed great efficiency. In a report recently made to Washington, Consul General Guenther writes from Frankfort that the chief of the fire department of Hanover has recently invented an alcohol firing apparatus, used in connection with an automobile fire engine, which is said to be very satisfactory in practice. The engine is driven to the scene of the fire by an alcohol motor, and while on the way the steam is gotten up by the new invention noted above so that the engine is ready for operation immediately on its arrival on the ground. Ordinarily it is necessary to keep the engine constantly fired in order that the steam supply may be immediately available. Otherwise much time is lost in getting up steam.
BEAGLES WERE TINY DOGS.
Diminutive Canines of Ancient Breed
That Could Be Carried in
a Glove.
There is no question that the beagle
is a very old breed. Early Roman
accounts of England contain references
to the beagle, even by name. Books
published from about 1580 to 1610 describe
several varieties of hounds, including
"the little beagle which may
be carried in a man's glove." That
the miniature hound was extremely
popular at the time was evident from
Queen Elizabeth keeping a pack which
were also said to be small enough
to put in a glove, says the Country
Life in America.
This statement is frequently ridiculed when it is not understood that gloves of that period were not the present-day kind, but gauntlets reaching nearly to the elbow. What became of those glove beagles we may surmise from what we know of the results of later attempts to maintain packs of beagles of eight to ten inches high, the result after some years, being weak puppies that fall short of the fine qualities of the little hunting dog when they are grown up.
UNCLE SAM AS MISSIONARY.
How the Unclean Places in Cuba Were Renovated by the American Authorities.
Cuban cities, like Havana and Santiago, previous to the Spanish war, were great breeders of pestilence, and menaces to the world. Now yellow fever and smallpox have been practically stamped out, and the death rate in the island has decreased one-half, and was lower in Havana last winter than in New York, says the Woman's Home Companion. In Havana an engineer corps instituted a general system of housecleaning. Every house in the city was cleaned from top to bottom under the supervision of American officers, whether the tenant was of high or low degree; remonstrances availed nothing. As many as 16,000 houses were cleared in one month. The sewer sys-
Benham—Your mother always drops in about mealtime.
Mrs. Benham—I know it, dear; but—Benham—Well, I wish you would tell her that this is no coaling station. Judge.
Anticipation.
Maybelle—Did you know that there is a "Jack the Kisser" at large in this neighborhood.
Maude—On, isn't that lovely! I must find out his haunts.—Ohio State Journal.
Didn't Care to Know.
Laffan—I've got a new conundrum. Do you know why I am like a mule with a sore head?
Grofat—No; I know you are, but I don't know why you are.—Chicago Tribune.
Fairly Healthy
Eastern Man (in the Rockies)—This is a good, healthy country, isn't it? Western Man—Ya'as, it's healthy enough ef yeh don't put on too many airs.—N. Y. Weekly.
New to Him.
"Ah," said the star boarder, as he turned the hash over with his fork, "the chunks of meat are familiar, but I can't seem to remember the potato." —Chicago Record-Herald.
Wrath Deferred.
"Isn't Timmins' wife angry because he bet on the races?" "No. He won. But she's going to be angry if he does it again."—Washington Star.
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ARE YOU DEAF? ANY HEAD NOISES?
ALL CASES OF DEAFNESS OR HARD HEARING ARE NOW OURABLE
by our new invention. Only those born deaf are incurable.
HEAD NOISES CEASE IMMEDIATELY.
P. A. WERMAN, OF BALTIMORE, SAYS:
ALL CASES OF DEAFNESS OR HARD HEARING ARE NOW OURABLE by our new invention. Only those born deaf are incurable. HEAD NOISES CEASE IMMEDIATELY. P. A. WERMAN, OF BALTIMORE, SAYS:
Gentlemen: — Being entirely cured of deafness, thanks to your treatment, I will now give you a full history of my case, to be used at your discretion. About five years ago, my right ear began to sing, and this kept on getting worse, until I lost my hearing, in this treatment for catarrh, for three months, without any success, consulted a number of physicians, among others, the most eminent of this city, who told me that only an operation could help me, and even that only temporarily, that the head noises would then cease, but the hearing in the affected ear would be lost forever.
Then saw your advertisement accidentally in a New York paper, and ordered your treatment. After Hard used it only a few days according to your directions, the noises ceased, and to-day, after five weeks, my hearing in the diseased ear has been entirely restored. I thank you heartily and beg to remain
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From Infancy To Age
BABY
MOM
MOTHER
When they become pale and languid, face bloodless, eyes dull, head aching, feet and hands cold, appetite gone or abnormal, and their systems generally run down, they need building up, and their blood needs cleansing.
Give them LAXAKOLA; its gentle bowel action to cleanse, and its tonic properties to build up the system, will show immediate and most beneficial results.
It acts promptly, surely but gently on the bowels, and while stimulating the liver to increased activity, its tonic properties strengthen the nerves, renew vitality and restore color to the face and life and animation to the whole system. It is the only tonic laxative that strengthens and tones them up.
Laxakola for Mothers. It is particularly valuable and useful to women, especially mothers, as it is a gentle and safe remedy to use during all conditions of health whenever their peculiar and delicate constitutions require a mild and efficient laxative and tonic; while to nursing mothers, worn out with the care of infants and whose systems therefore are particularly susceptible to disease, LAXAKOLA directly appeals.
It clears the complexion, brightens the eye, sharpens the appetite, removes muddy and blotched condition of the skin and cures sick headache to a certainty by removing the cause.
To women suffering from chronic constipation, head-aches, biliousness, dizziness, sallowness of the skin and dyspepsia, LAXAKOLA will invariably bring relief and a positive and permanent cure.
What Mrs. Ew. Pugh, E. Palestine, O, Box 125, says about LAXAKOLA. "March 11, 1901. Received your free sample, it has done so much good, send me a 50c. bottle." March 28, "Bottle came sale, did me a lot of good, draggist here don't keep it, so enclosed is 50c. please send me quickly another bottle. The last bottle did me so much good I want another at once." April 5th, "Enclosed is 50c. for one more bottle LAXAKOLA. It has done me much good."
Laxakola for Old Folks.-In the Autumn and Winter of Life, when the various organs through long years of action have become more or less sluggish, it becomes necessary to stimulate them by some remedy best adapted to that purpose. So long as the stomach and bowels are doing their work properly and the liver and kidneys are active and strong, your food is assimilated properly, your blood is kept pure and rich, and your nerves are strong. The feeling of nervousness, general weakness and debility means that the whole system is run down and needs a general toning up.
That LAXAKOLA DOES IT, has been proved beyond all question. Its gentle warming, soothing action on the bowels, liver and kidneys, stimulates them to increased activity, cleanses the blood, quickens the circulation, and puts the whole system in a condition of health and enables it to ward off disease, while its tonic properties tone up the system and keep it healthy.
Laxakola Does It.
Blotched, sallow, unwholesome and muddy skin, with its consequent mortification, often leading to morbid seclusion and aversion to society and friends, and to a lack of self-confidence to way clear the complexion and restore it to its normal healthy, velvety condition is to clean out the entire system, purify the blood and remove the bacteria.
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Pale, Weak, Run-down, Overworked Mothers with Fretty Children, half sick, nervous, tired out with household and liver torpid, with blotched, muddy, sallow complexions, blood thin and impure, need building up and a thorough renovation of their systems. This is the time you need such kits. NOA, the great ionic laxative, It
well as acting directly on the pores and assisting the perspiratory glands in throwing off impurities. It purifies the blood as no other medicine can, and your skin will not only be well but you will be well.
gently moves the bowels and thus removes the cause, acts directly upon the liver and kidneys, keeping them active and strong, while its marvellous tonic properties clear the complexion, stimulate the liver, quicken the circulation, increase the flesh and brighten the eye; the nervousness speedily disappears and the entire system recuperates and tones up to a condition of perfect and permanent health. LAXAKOLA is a gentle and safe remedy to use during all conditions of the body, and it is also an effective and elicite constitutions require a mild and efficient laxative and tonic, and is invaluable in assisting to relieve obstructions which otherwise would lead to more or less severe pain or illness.
LAXAKOIA acts as a tonic to the whole female system, strengthening the organs and purifying the blood. It will cure the most confirmed case of constipation. With your bowels and stomach free from rude raze and impurities, and your blood pure and healthy, the healed weak body, healthy, muscular, satiate complexions will vanish, and you will feel and look strong, healthy and vigorous.
WHAT IS LAXAKOLA?
and reaches every part of the body with strengthening, cleansing and healing properties. It is the most powerful blood purifier. Because of its purity, pleasant taste and gentle, yet effective action, infants and the most delicate invalids can take it. It is the most wonderful and valuable kidney remedy of the century.
gentle, painless and harmless liquid laxative. It is a wonder- through medicine. It is a general builder of health and strength, a general remedy for all troubles arising from the bowels, liver or kidneys. It moves the bowels gently and painlessly, up and strengthens the mucous membranes of the stomach, moves the cause of troubles of the liver, kidneys and blood.
Spoofful of Laxakola, Nightly on Retiring, will Cleanse the System of all Impurities; Stimulate the Liver; Clean out the Kidneys; en the Circulation; Oulet the Nerves, Prevent Sleepness; and Speedily Cause a Healthy Condition of the Entire Body. and reaches every part of the body with strengthening, cleansing and healing influences. It is a most excellent Spring medicine or blood purifier. Because of its parity, pleasant taste and gently, yet effective action, infants and the most delicate invalid can take it without disagreeable or harmful after effects. It is the most wonderful and valuable kidney remedy of the century.
People who suffer from habitual constipation with all its attendant lilies, clogged stomach and bowels, sluggish liver, heartburn, indigestion, and thin and impure blood, are too apt to believe that the only remedy is violent purgatives. Such cathartics are irritating and gripping, take their toll on the body, and can cause severe bloating and growing the liver. There is a laxative that moves the bowels without pain or gripping, cleanses the stomach, sharpens the appetite, stimulates the liver, strengthens the nerves, and purifies the blood, while its marvelous tonic properties tone up the entire system and keep it running.
Its remarkable tonic properties reach every organ—the liver, kidneys and stomach, nerve, heart and brain—and remove the cause of its irritation. It is also known for its ability to restore normal nervous system function only way to secure an absolute and permanent cure. In order that all may test this great curative, a free sample will be mailed to all.
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HAZELMELIS CREAM is a colorless, tasteless, bland semi-liquid, of unparalleled medicinal and curative value, for every blemish to which the human skin is subject.
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HAZELMELIS CREAM for FALLING HAIR, dandruff and scalp irritations, is the best and most elegant remedy ever offered to the public. A dressing of HAZELMELIS CREAM after a thorough washing will remove all traces of scales and dandruff, stop the hair from falling and not only increase the growth of hair, but prevent premature grayness, and a magnificent lustre and gloss, make the tresses long and thick, and the scalp clean and whole. HAZELMELIS CREAM also particularly appeals to gentlemen, for use immediately after cleansing, to remove all soreness and dryness, roughness and irritation, and as a preventive for dryness and wrinkles. heat
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