Sedalia Times

THE SEDALIA TIMES This GREAT MONEY-SAVING Bargain Event. MUSELINS Garments from the best makers in America. Garments of best material, Night Gowns from 48c to $3.96, Few different styles. hemsitched ruffles; trimmed in embroidery. 75c to $1.25 6 different styles of Long Cloth, Nain sock. Camhrie or Muslin in high V squares and round neck; plain embroidery or elaborately trimmed $1.48 to $2.00 4 styles right-fitting, embroidery trimmed with iuserion. 25c Full French styles at 35c and 45c —EMBROIDERIES— One lot Cambric and Nainsock—3000 yards—w and 18c, in sale at 9c One lot—1200 yards—worth 10c, 12½ in sale at —Imported Wash Goods— Representing all the new styles of spring. We w hem to you. We are sole agents for the celeb at Hosiery, None better. Ladies Hats at half p To Make this a General Sweep Every Pier 4 styles right-fitting, embroidery trimmed with lace and inserion. 25c Full French styles at 35c and 40c —EMBROIDERIES— One lot Cambric and Nainsock—3000 yards—worth 14c, 16c and 18c, in sale at 9c One lot—1200.yards—worth 10c, 12½ in sale at 7½c —Imported Wash Goods— Representing all the new styles of spring. We want to show hem to you. We are sole agents for the celebrated Black at Hosiery, Nons better. Ladies Hat's at half price VOL XI No.11 PROGRESSIV HOD- CARRIFR JUNION. A Local Number of the International Hoa-cär reirs Union of America The only strong Negro Union Organization in Sedalia-With a Membership of more 40-Some of the rules that Governs the Body. --- We take this opportunity to call special attention to the Local Hod Carrier's Union of our city, because it is the only Nogro Union in the city, that has such a large membership and who are doing such excellent work. The Negro must learn to get together the same as the whitened, in order to be able to support themselves and family, because "In Union there is Strenght" added to the Laboring Hod-carriers and Mondem-makers through and by this Union, under the excellent leadership of J P Moffit as president, Edward Grauville as recoding secretary, J. H Johnson as correspondence secretary and business agent. Mark Ceasar. Alex Travis and others. Below we publish a few of their public By-Laws, which goes to help make it a strong and lasting organization WHEREAS. We hold that all men are created free and equal, that honor and merit make the man, that self preservation is the first law of nature and that he who would be free must first strike the blow, therefore be it Resolved. That knowing and looking to the righteousness and justice of our cause we solemnly bind ourselves (by our most sacred honor) into one common brotherhood of men WOMEN'S UNDERM USLIN Corset Covers, 25c to $2,25 GEO.B. STOTTS CASH DRY GOODS STORE UNDER to, by all lawful and just means, better our social and financial condition by each for all and all for each, supporting each other by influence and finances in all just demands for a fair rate of compensation for our labor, and for reasonable hours of work per day, and Resolved. That we recognize no rule of action or principle that would elevate wealth above industry or the professional man above the working man; that we recognize no distinctions in society except those based upon worth, usefulness and good order; and no superiority except that granted by the Great Architect of our existence, and calling upon God to wifness the rectitude of our intention, we, the committee here assembled, confirm and establish the following constitution: ARTICLE I Section 1. This body shall be known by the name and title of The Hod Carries' International Union of America. ARTICLE II Section 1. This union shall be composed of elective and appointive officers as follows: President, vice president, treasurer, secretary, marshal, sargent and guard which shall be elected and appointed annually. See 3. This union shall consist of Sec. 2. This union shall consist of not less than 10 members. Sec. 3. The initiation fee shall not be less than $2.50 nor more than $5. Sec. 4. Our monthly dues shall not be less than 25 cents nor more than 50 cents per month to be paid quarterly. Sec. 5. No member shall be entitled to a card without first paying the full quarter. Sec. 6. Each and every member shall be subject to assessments or fines. A brother may be assessed for the death of a brother member or fined for any misconduct. Sec. 7. For all deaths of brothers in good standing each and every member shall be assessed $1.00. Sec. 8. Said assessment must be paid within thirty days. Sec. 9. If said assessment is more than amount paid for funeral, same shall go in treasury of union. Sec. 10. At the death of a brother, whose death occurs in accordance with Section 7, his widow or legal heirs shall be paid the sum of $35, said amount to be paid in thirty days. Section 1. In case of sickness of a brother, the report of the sick committee, accompanied with a doctor's certificate shall be authority for his condition. Sec. 2. At any time the sick committee reports a brother sick and in need he shall receive $2 per week from union, or value thereof. Sec. 3. All sickness shall be reported to union from week to week by the sick committee, but in no case shall a brother receive $2 per week longer than 12 weeks. Sec. 4. It shall be the sick committee's sole duty to see that a brother, during sickness shall have the necessary nursing. Sec. 5. Any brother being notified by the sick committee to nurse a brother and fails to do so without a lawful excuse, and that proven, shall be fined not less than $1 nor more than $5. ARTICLE IV. Section 1. Any brother raising or causing to be raised a disturbance on any job lays himself liable to have charges preferred against him. Sec. 2. All charges preferred against a brother must first be made to the steward on the said job, unless the steward is guilty of the same, and in such case charges shall be made to the body. Sec. 3. All charges must be preferred in writing and that during the first regular meeting in month. Sec. 4. All charges preferred shall be investigated by committee appointed by the chair. Sec. 5. Any brother leading in carrying brick or mortar charged with running to or from ladder and proven guilty of same shall be fined not less than $1.00 or more than $5. ARTICLE V No brother shall be allowed to work continuously on any job concerning our work with any one unless they have a card or permit. Sec. 2. Any brother failing to present proper credentials up to date at the beginning of work on a job shall be assessed 50 cents per day until initiation fee is paid unless proper cards are presented within six days in such case said amount shall be returned. ARTICLE VI lawful excuse. Then the vice president shall preside. Sec. 2. The treasurer shall make a report once a month or as often as GEO. B. STOTT CASH DRY GOODS STO HONEY-SAVING Wool Dress Goods—Black, Color All heavy goods will go at one-fourth off. Think of it! 25c on each dollar. You will save. Wool and Cotton Blankets one-fourth off—25c on each dollar you save Printers—All the best brands, Simpson's and Americans in this sale at 4c JANUARY Searing Sale in Event. ARTICLES— Calcum Powder 3c. Hokara Skin Powder 12c Tooth Powder 12c: Tetlow's Powder at 8c Lycerine soap 7c; Buttermilk soap per bar 5c URTAINS— 4,50 $8 curtains et 4.00 $7.50 curtains at curtains at 3,25 $6 curtains at 3.00 $5 curtains curtains at 2,00. 250 pair at half price White Petticoats. 48c to $6.75 Mennen's Talcum Powder. 12c: Baby Talcum Powder 3c. Hokara Skin Powder 12c Kahora Dandruff cure 12c. Dr Graves Tooth Powder 12c: Tetlow's Powder at 8c Française Complexion Powder 3c: Glycerine soap 16c: Buttermilk soap per bar 5c $10 curtains at $5 9,00 curtains at 4,50 $8 curtains at 4,00 $7,50 curtains at 3,75 $7 curtains at 3,50 $6,50 curtains at 3,25 $6 curtains at 3,00 $5 curtains 2,50 $4,50 curtains at 2,26 $4 curtains at 2,00. 250 pair at half price The values given in these particular garments are such that woman should see Cambric with hemstitched umbrella ruffles, also Muslin with tucks and em- broidery 25c 5 good styles with lace and insertion 48c Nainsock Drawers with Valencience lace 75c to $1.50 the body may require Sec. 3. It shall be the duty of the recording secretaryto keep a true and accurate account of all business concerning the union and make a minute of the same. Sec. 4. The marshal shall see that no disturbance shall be in the hall during open session. Sec. 5. The chairman has sole power to appoint all committees and preside as chairman over the same if deemed necessary. ARTICLE VII. Section 1. These by laws are subject to amendment or revision on approval by a two-thirds vote of the house after all members being notified that such a vote shall be taken at any regular coming meeting. NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS The Wage scale of the Sedalia Hod- carrier's Uniid beginning January 1st, 1905 is as follows; Brick Carriors.....30 ct per hour Modder-makers and Modder-Car- riers.....32 1-2 ct per hour 8 Hours per Day J. P MOFFITE, President EDWARD GRANVILLE, Sec. --- A grandfather's clock was brought to a watchmaker's shop in Peterstown, N. Y., recently for repairs, the first that have been made upon it since some trifling ones in 1778, which were due to the raid of the Indians under Brant and the Tory Butler at Cherry Valley, in November of that year. Inherited Business Instincts. A miserably rich man by will directed his son and heir to put $5,000 from the estate into the father's coffin. The canny heir wrote out a check for the amount and busted that with his parent. Equal Division of the Earth. If the earth were equally divided among its present inhabitants, each of us, man, woman and child, would get 23% acres. Price 5 cents DR CRUM'S APPOINTMENT COMFIMED Thrice Rejected by the Senate Wins after Bitter Fight Tillman Fought But Lost Washington, D. D. C — Senator Ben Tillman is now in bed and it is because he lost his fight against Dr. W D Crum, a colored man appointed by President Roosvelt to collectorship of Charleston S C The Senate, in executive session confirmed the nomination by a vote of 33 to 17 Dr Crum had been nominated by the President three successive times and has received three recess appointments Tillman made a speech devoted almost entirely to the question of the constitutional right of the president to make a recess appointment, When Dr Crum receives his commission he will be entitled to receive the salary which has accumulated since his first appointment, In the fight the republicans have kept faith on party pledges, thus demonstrating the fact that the party knows no color, and that all men are equal. The colored people throughout the country will hail with unbound delight these glad tidings, while Negro haters will brood over the dead past and mourn the decay of Confederate ideas. ```markdown ``` Convex Roadways. They are discussing in England a new system of road building, which would save a large percentage in the cost of construction. Instead of the present method of convex surfaces with a gutter at each side, it is proposed to build concave roads with a gutter in the middle. Ne THE SEDALIATIMES eee A es a ae W. H. CARTER. .Editor and Manager. ee ee Rev. H J. Burton, Tre dng Agent. Dr C. § WALDEN, .Ass’t Editor —— SUBSCRIPTION RATRS; ‘One year, in 2dvance.........,..$1.00 Six months, in advance........ .75 ‘Threo months, in advance....... .35 One month, iz advance.......... 13 Advertising rates on application. Job Work of All Kinds done cheap. Published Every Saturday Evening. ee Entered im Poetoffice at edalia as ameccnd-class maiter. Payments may be made in stamps, Postal note, money order, express or- éer or registered letter. Send all mat- ter, news, etc., to W. H. CARTER, 120 East Main Street. re fe ; Fy <Editoriais & i = 8 Gewhise aint it been coal, real coal, bad coal and dear coal too. Train porter Chas Phillups want to know, how about little ‘Dannie’ onors does not always come to these who work for it With nine candidates in the field for Postmaster, it looks like a primary election would be the pro per thing to get a choice Two white doctors on the Pen sion Examiners Board in Cooper c unty, has resigned because a Ne gro doctor was appointed on the Board with them, Let em c&, If our tepublican state officers cannet findand any state appoint, ments for the Negro, they should at leaSt subscribe for their Paper, Yes Niedringhaus will be the United States Senator from Mis- souri, he did the work and is en titled to the houor and credit A one suspender, hillbiiled, farm er in Texas has introduced a bill to send all the Negroesin Texas to work on the farm, and to fine al] railroad companies that may em ploy Negro labor. Poor fool it is a pity that was-he born; Within a few weeks the campaig for four aldermen of our city wil be on, and the Negro voters will again be called to duty, It is whispered that Alderman Scally may be a candidate for reelection, should there be a citizen ticket, Well, that may be alright, but if Mr Scally are anyone else can be nominated and elected on a citi~ zens ticket in the First ward or rather the “‘Negro ward” we can't see why some Negro can’t be. Someone went through the state during the campaign telling the campaign telling the Negro {voters “Ifthe repubicans should carry the state or get a majority in the legislature, that there would be plenty of sppointments available to the Negroes.” So lucky fit was that the repnblicans has everything bu: the Governor. But see how unlucky the thousands of Negro voters are. there has not been a single appointment of high ranks given to one yet A petition is now being circulat ed among the republicans !asking for a primary election to decide a choice for postmastee, of which we think is a good method and it will give Zevery candidate a fare chance atthe pie, Among those of whom we here are candidates are, E E Coddings, U8 Stevens» Lewie Rickey. Chas Baker, Dr Bronson. Mr Moore a_postalclerk. Fritz the mail carrier, Capt Sam James and several other dark. horses Our legislative delegation ‘at Jefferson City can do nothing which will surely make it solid with its colored constituents of Lincoln In- stitute. Under President Allez the institute is becoming a great school. If any one needed any proof of its work he had only to see “our girls” who are attending school there and who have been at home attending the holinays. The girls were all loud in their praise of the Institute and in their deportment and general manners said they showed that at Lincoln Institute they were living in an air of culture and refinement. _ Prf. G. L. Coleman, is a candi. date for re-election of Supt. of Pub. lic Schools, Although there has been no official announcement, but it is loudly whispered that be is a candidate never-the-less. The people of this county have had enough experence with the Pro- fessor to be well acquainted with his excellent abilities and intrensic worth to the people as county sup- erintendent; and it will be an casy matter for him-to find a sufficient number of friends who will gladly support him and return him to the superiatency, The office is non pol- ical and unlimited, and the prsident may be elected to an indefinite term if the voters so decide and it is hoped that they will in case of Frofessor G. L, Coleman, Joseph Guy who was appointed as janitor of the court house, will begin his work Febuary Ist, We are proud that a Negro was given job because it long sence been due them. Mr Guy isa nice, honest christain gentleman and a man of experience in this work, but has never taken an active part in the battles for our, only that of voting While-we believe that he will make an excellent janitor in every parti cular, We believe ‘‘that to the victors belong the spoils’’ are rath e1 those who fight and win the victory should cerry away the loy als, Ifthisis true then there no reward or returns for those who do fight year in and year for the suc cess of the republican party. in our city county or state politics The following is taken from the Advocate, Fortlind Ore.—Which is a suitable advice to many of our Sedalians—As men grow older they are supposed to grow wiser. Just how old a man must be be- fgre he begins co get wise is very hard to tell, for we have seen some old men who had not reach- edthe point. while some quite young men seem to know a thing for two, However. keen observa. tion and long experience will gen erally bring the average mind to clear convictions and study actions ‘We have often wondered why our people do nct see the error of so much fun of the high priced sort. There dre many others that no- ‘thing comes too rich for them—not leven the automobile can shat them out, We wear everything thatcomes out. Our balls o1 MER FS ag het NNT STR REE TR Oe RET re et eral NR iS eu aici) cn < e ne SRB AREA RO DANS IOROL SA, a1 5. a yl! 29S 2 kN MM RRA ee ee ae A ee a i eee ee a RES ee PME ae ae, a a UE ag are RET ea gE De let 2 ET RM Ie a EM eae SD Rh RR Oe AAR CT alae: Raa et ec en eae We eee Ma age Aer Sg ee oS Rs Re RR OT le 2 eae eee ee pi Mee SG Ate ten ae i" WR his i id an ie ee a abana ee i Teatrnaes Wicg oes. ey ee aa i eo pre BN Se ee | amare sc te re Se fe teeth =e i ese gts | rae aes ySeraa st te leant a ae : a 4 nail es Berge Ree TERE ae 2 aga BP RE OCU EBA oc in mom ac ae aamaat ET Oe gars Ge See ee ee ae ry v eG PRUNE ags 3h7\ pone eagpiaiel ood ei ln [i PERRO ty vos teivttomtadar et ee ee Pe | CR ei, TERED Rite. aA gee ee A Ram Shi 8 Ne a eh eee | THE Missonri State Building of the late World’s Fair at St Louis, Which was burnt by fire. The remains will be shipped to Sedalia to the State Fair soon. very numerous. We borrow mon ley and pay a big pessentage to go out and have a good time. We have raceptions and soirees a la mode when the aggregate wealth of fifty guests would fall on doubt, below twenty five dollars, Well who’es business is it? you may ask Ours, The Negro newspapers are the rightful guardians of the race's welfare. They discuss social waist and private extravagance because it cripples the race. :We are losing jobs all oyer the country and find ing no new way to get ahead, Our people must get into the habit of saving their money, and of making business for themselves. No man who makes less than $75 a month can afford to keep up with the so- cial whirl, We are socially spoil ed. Our young folks grow up im bibing notions that keeps the old folks on the verge of both meatal and financial collapse, The man who saves his money is the man that amounts to something in the long run. The man who ‘spends money as fast as he gets never make much success VSR Fe DS ce Us fre sf y fi PERSONALS f and News Items, E f Eee ee eee | Mrs Dr C § Walden has been very sick this week Miss Leucelle Wright bas been very il this week ‘Train porter Peter Abbitt is suffering from a mashed hand, but he is there yet District Deputy B F Fennel of the UB F and S M T will conduct a public enstal Jation in Pleasant Green tonight Joseph Guy. Felix Warfield and W, H- Carter are are oontemplating a trip zto Pleasant @reen tonight [mMemorial services were held by the embers Centennjal lodge and Court in their hall Thursday evening The literary at the Morgan Street Bap tist Church under the management ef the Misses Cock and Bell, last. Tuesday eve. was a delightful affair. The programme consisted of soloes, duetts recitations and funny jokes, which was enjoyed by all Mrs Rev Norris will spend the winter in Texas The Queen City Band will give a big masquarde entertainment Feb 14 The home of Mr Lake Jobnson’s was completely destroyed by fire Tuesday, it was a total lost with no insurance Attend the Wrinkle and chicken supper atthe D. OH Hall tonight, Masic by A Channels and Marshall Williams and Powell, managers } The sisters of the S MT served a nice “Supper al the residence of Mis D Jones pe lm emly eed = SSS sss . iF 4 e. 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WQS BH mates clear isvane. maces er ten tats Toesoeigem erste: tay S Scana Ter FREE T fei Ssaein ean eee ac mere erent, EES gn cvanr lt geif wnat crea Ui teoee Gets tah ae eR sbalasle Price Lste of Liduars tnd Clem “nasparghia eupete miele? wale = U. & DISTILLER'S DISTEIEUTING CO--bept, Om 481 North Clark 82, Chi 2g0, = BUY THE BN of ry iat ia re eS Nay y = es SEWING MACHINE Donot be deceived by those who ade vertise a $60.00 Sewing Machine for $20.00. This kind of a machin. be bougitt from us or any?» dealers from $15.00to $18. WE MAKE A VARIETY. THE NEW HOME IS THE «. 37. ‘The Feed determines the stres. *: or weakness of Sewing Machine. .he Double Feed combined with other strong points makes the New Home the best Sewing Machine tw buy. Write far OF JQ showin the ait. Wile far SIRCULARS freee oe we manulsotureandprices pani Saris JHE NEW HOME SEWINE MACHINE €0, 23Union Sq. N-Y., Chicago Ti, Atlanta, Ga, St Lowir,Bic., Dallas, Tex.,%an Sranciseo, Cal con ene ow SSSCOSSODODOSSIOCSEOOCIOSSBO : : s WONDERFUL: ee 8 me e s°DISCOVERY : : 3 : 3 : ' 8 s Curly Hair Made Straight By 8 > ARSE oe 8 . 4 8 ARES > & aa CSS 3 Se re ee e es , ps a s eg aa a 5 : ; i =} 3 aA aA. Lia $ ; TAKia pnowTiess S geromsaspartaeremininer, | $ > e > ORIGINAL ® & 2 OZONIZED OX MARROW §$ . Copyrighted.) 3 Tee ee ae a inane etme ean 8s ee ee a Beene nian nt oer ke naan S Beales eee ot tae CST Be eae Dona conection iaee fees g Sisina Crompsa marron tater © B itcriact tiene be ue BAL & Deere ere ett cea treet : Prieoueny that healthy. te ike ap: $ fe laaie graeme aoe eee p poseeatien noun: Auer Beaten sneer: Breed ene eal aha ge Areas On eon, alt Dor eate etl aa fag eo crate Dera nese et eee B err earaetiaite same merensemae! & “irs as . 9 PoxontzED Ox wARROW CO., § B 76 Wabash Ave., Chicago, Ilinois. e Tee ee gins ue East wound. Arrive, Depart. No. 6......10:03 a.m. 10:10 a. m. No. 2......12:40 p.m. 12:45 p m *No. 4.00... 4:10 p.m. 4:15 p.m. No. 8......12:20 a, m, 12:25 a. m, *No. 10..... 1:50am. 1:55 a. “gh *No. 101....local freight 7:15 a. West Bound. Arrive. Depart. *No. 7...... 7:50 a.m, 7:55 a. m. No. 5.coe.. 2:15 p.m. 2:40 p,m. No. Leecoee.2:25 p.m. 2:30 p. m *No. 9...... 1:43 a.m. 1:50 a. m. *No. 3...... 3:55.8.m. 4:00 a. m. No. 53......Way freight 6:40 a, m No.7 does not carry baggage. No. 102 starts from the yards. hehe iene) No. 12 arrives............9:50 9. m, No. 14 arrives............9:45 p.m. No. 6 local freight arrives3:05 p. m. No. 1$ departs............320 ab m. No. 11 departs............8:30 p. m. No. 105 local trt. departs.8:45 a. m. No, 49, K. GC. D.......... 8:20 a. m. NOW UZ e.<eeceswsseecc ens 2180 pein South Bound, Sedalia, Warsaw and Southwestern. Arrives Sedalia........... 3:20 p.m. Leaves Sedalia..... ..... 8:10 a. m. PODOOOOSOVOOIOCvOS ——o__ The Value of Fads. Fade tend to broaden the mind and keep up one’s interest in life which is the surest way to become intrest- Ing to others. When a woman allows herself to settle down in a rut she spgoaily becomes tiresome to herself and a deadly bore to others. Get out of the rut while you are conscious You are in it, else you may grow ab customed to its restrictions and con- celve your own little furrow is the only one fn existence. —>»—__ Smekiao Time. ‘There is more smoking of pipes one in cold weather than at any other time, and, more pipes and smok- ing tobacco sold during the cola weather than during the temperate and heated spells. W. H. GLINE Wood, Coal and Transfer Prompt Delivery to any part of the city at the Lowest prices 143 E. Jefferson st. Q C Phone 153 →Vocel's ash 207 West Main Street IS THE STORE WHERE —Honesty is Paramount.— Christian Vocel, Proprietor —VISIT— -VISIT A. G Wheeler The Progressive TonsoralArtist for a good shave 113 East Main st. G J GROSSHAN —The Old Reliable— Dealer in all kind of Previsions, Hay Cornant Field. Organsize both Special Low Prices on Christmas Candies, Nuts and Oranges 109 East Main Street EDWARD PYLES Order Your Winter COAL From HUSTON COAL CO, Best Grade of Coal in the city. Full City weight guaranteed. Best Conl on the market at $3.50 per Ton. Also the best carriage service Call up Phone 164 ```markdown ``` DAILY STEELE The Old Reliable Tonsoral Artist 120 East Main st. AGENTS WANTFD KEHL'S WEST END MARKET Wood's Opera House TONIGHT TEN NIGHTS IN THE BAR ROOM A great Sensational Comedy In every town and village may be had, the Mica Axle Grease that makes your horses glad. Made by Standard Oil Co. WHAT Read THE Plainsman's Song Oh, give me a clutch in my hand of as much. My leg that is naked as steel. And let us away, to the end of the day, To quiet the tempest I feel! And keen as the wind, with the cities behind, And prairie before like a sea. With billows of grass that lash as we pass- Make way for my stallion and me! And up with his nose, till his nostril aglows. And with his tail and his mane. And up with my breast till the breath of the West Is smitting me—knight of the plain! Ah, give me a gleam of your eyes, love, a dream IN THE BARBER'S CHAIR Men's peculiarities Noticed by Ob servant Knight of the Razor. EFFECT OF THE ANTHEM. Somewhat Startling Until the Whole Line Was Sung. Vegetation on the Moon PATENTS WOULD HAVE LET THEM DROWN Silight Change Critic Suggested in Young Author's Book The Boy Next Door. Tract Has Bloody Record. Out of this great lot of killed only seven were killed by officers; two by Creek Indian officers, who were executed by shooting. In this lot of deaths there was no accidental shooting; they all knew that the gun was loaded and used it to kill.—Kansas City Journal. HUMPHREYS' OIL LAXAKOLA FOR WOMEN. Pale, Weak, Run-down, Overworked mothers with Fretty Children, half sick nervous, tired out with housebound and maternal care. Needs clothes, conspired, better tortured with blotched, muddy, salow complexions, blood thin and impure, need building up and a thorough renovation of their systems. This is the time you need such a great nerve and stomach builder as LAXAKOLA FOR THE COMPLEXION Blotched, salow, unwholesome and muddy skin, with its consequent mori-tification, often leading to morbid secu-sion and aversion to society and friends, shows that your blood is bloody. The only way to clear the complexion and restore it to its normal healthy, velvety condition is to clean out the entire system, purify the blood and remove the causes, and Laxakola Does It as For Sale by Don't Worth 25c. To Be Cured of Constipation People who suffer from habitual constipation with all its attendant illness, clogged stomach and bowels, sluggish liver, heartburn, indigestion, and thin and impure blood, are too apt to believe that the only remedy is violent purgatives. Such cathartics are irritating and gripping, leave the stomach inflamed and enterbled the constipated condition recurs with greater difficulty of cure and the sufferer constantly growing worse. There is a laxative that moves the bowels without pain or gripping, cleanses the stomach, sharpens the appetite, stimulates the liver, strengthens the nerves, and purifies the blood, while its marvelous tonic properties tone up the entire system and keep it healthy. Laxakola Does It Its remarkable tonic properties reach every organ—the liver, kidneys and stomach, nerve, heart and brain—and removes the cause of debilitated condition. It is the only remedy that does its work gently and painlessly and at the same time acts as a general tonic. This is the only way to secure an absolute and permanent cure. In order that all may test this great curative, a free sample will be mailed to all. om Infancy To Age MOTHER AND CHILD Laxakola for Babies.--It is the best and most effective remedy for children, BEST because it is pure and safe being made entirely of harmless ingredients. BEST because it is non-irritating and never grips or causes pain or irritation. BEST because it is sure and never fails. BEST because "Children like it and ask for it." BEST because its tonic properties are so good and so strengthening that it keeps the little ones in fine, hearty condition. It is a dangerous thing to give little babies violent cathartics that rack and rend their little bodies. DON'T DO IT--give them LAXAKOLA. For constipation, coated tongue, simple colds, restlessness, loss of sleep and fever it is invaluable. A few drops can be given with safety to very young babies, and it will often relieve colds by expelling the wind and gas that cause it. It will aid digestion, relieve restlessness, assist nature and induce sleep. Great role experienced when administered to young children suffering from diarrhea, accompanied with white or green evacuations, as LAXAKOLA neutralizes the acidity of the bowels and carries out the cause of thy fermentation. "My baby is 4 months old and is teething. He was sick and I tried a good many things, but nothing seemed to relieve him. I had a doctor, who said it was fulfilment of the bowels, and that I would never pull him through with his underwear. When I saw he was getting well, I stopped medicine, and kept nothing on his underwear. When I saw he was getting well, I stopped medicine, and kept nothing on his underwear. When I saw he was getting well, I stopped medicine, and kept nothing on his underwear." "My baby is 4 months old and is teething. I gave him a few drops of LAXAKOLA and it relieved him. I gave him a few times, and it worked a charm, and he no longer was pretty fair all night. He is a great helper to me. When I saw he was getting well, I stopped medicine, and kept nothing on his underwear." "MRS. MARY DALEY, 967 First Street, South Boston, Mass." Laxakola for Young Girls on the threshold of womanhood, has been found invaluable. When they become pale and languid, face bloodless, eyes dull, head aching, feet and hands cold, appetite gone or abnormal, and their systems generally run down, they need building up, and their blood needs cleansing. gently can also cause swelling upwards that also cause swelling. Give them LAXAKOLA; its gentle bowel action to cleanse, and its tonic properties to build up the system, will show immediate and most beneficial results. It acts promptly, surely but gently on the bowels, and while stimulating the liver to increased activity, its tonic properties strengthen the nerves, renew vitality and restore color to the face and life and animation to the whole system. It is the only tonic laxative that strengthens and tones them up. Laxakola for Mothers.—It is particularly valuable and useful to women, especially mothers, as it is a gentle and safe remedy to use during all conditions of health whenever their peculiar and delicate constitutions require a mild and efficient laxative and tonic; while to nursing mothers, worn out with the care of infants and whose systems therefore are particularly susceptible to disease, LAXAKOLA directly appeals. It clears the complexion, brightens the eye, sharpens the appetite, removes muddy and blotched condition of the skin and cures sick headache to a certainty by removing the cause. To women suffering from chronic constipation, head-aches, biliousness, dizziness, sallowness of the skin and dyspepsia, LAXAKOLA will invariably bring relief and a positive and permanent cure. What Mr. Ew. Pugh, E. Palestine, O, Box 125, says about LAXAKOLA. "March 11, 1907. Received your free sample, it has done so much good, send me 500, bottle." March 28, "Bottle came safe, did not a lot of drug, dragged here don't keep it, no enclosed in 500, please and thank you. The bowel did two times, I want another at once." April 11, "Bowel is 500, for one more bottle LAXAKOLA. It has done me much good." Laxakola for Old Folks.-In the Autumn and Winter of Life, when the various organs through long years of action have become more or less sluggish, it becomes necessary to stimulate them by some remedy best adapted to that purpose. So long as the stomach and bowel are doing their work properly and the liver and kidneys are active and strong, your food is assimilated properly, your blood is kept pure and rich, and your nerves are strong. The feeling of nervousness, general weakness and debility means that the whole system is run down and needs a general toning up. That LAXAKOLA DOES IT, has been proved beyond all question. Its gentle warming, soothing action on the bowels, liver and kidneys, stimulates them to increased activity, cleanses the blood, quickens the circulation, and puts the whole system in a condition of health and enables it to ward off disease, while its tonic properties tone up the system and keep it healthy. Laxakola Does It. Blotched, sallow, unwholesome and muddy skin, with its consequent mortification, often leading to morbid seclusion and aversion to serve and friends, to avoid the complexion, and to way clear the complexion and restore it to its normal health, velvety condition is to clean out the entire system, purify the blood and remove the bacteria. Pale, Weak, Run-down, Overworked Mothers with Pretty Children, half sick, nervous, tired out with household and bathroom, tired, bored, Battered, Buried, with blotched, muddy, salty, complexions, blood thin and impure, need building up and a thorough renovation of their systems. This is the time you need such a person to help you MORE AMAZING the great tonic laxative. It LAXAKOLA FOR WOMEN. well as acting directly on the pores and assisting the perspiratory glands in throwing off impurities. It purifies the blood as no other medicine can, and your skin will not only be well but you will be well. gently moves the bowels and thus removes the cause, acts directly upon the liver and kidneys, keeping them active and stimulates the liver, quicken the circulation, increase the flesh and brighten the liver; the nervousness speedily disappears and the entire system conservates and toms up to a condition of perfect health, the health of the gentler sex whenever their peculiar and delicate constitutions require a mild and efficient laxative and tonic, and is invaluable in assisting the conditions which otherwise would be severe pain or illness. LAXAKOLA acts as a tonic to the whole female system, strengthening the organs and purifying the blood. It will cure the most confirmed case of constipation. With your bowels and stomach free from constipation, you will feel bloody, bloody, bloody, headaches, weak nerves, blotchy, muddy, shallow complexions will vanish, and you will feel and lock strong, healthy and vigorous. and reaches every part of the body with strengthening, cleansing and heart warming. Because of its purity, pleasant taste and gentle, yet effective action, infants and the most delicate invalids can take it without disagreement. It is the most gentle, mildly kidney friendly of the century. To gently press and harmless liquid laxative. It is a wonderful thorough laxative. It is gentle and mild for all troubles arising from the bowels, stomach, liver or kidneys. It moves the bowels gently and painlessly, up and straightens the intestines. It reduces the troubles of the liver, kidneys and blood. Remove the clams Spoofful of Lakaxola, Nightly on Retiring, will Cleanse the System of all Impurities; Stimulate the Liver; Clean out the Kidneys; Spoofful of Orglet, the Nerves, Prevent Steepness and Speedily Cause a Healthy Condition of the Entire Body. Lon't it Worth 25c. To Be Cured of Constipation people who suffer from habitual constipation with all its attendant ills, clogged stomach and bowels, slinggish liver, heartburn, indigestion, and thin and impure blood, are too apt to believe that the only remedy is to leave the stomach inflamed and encephalitis with greater difficulty of cure and the sufferer constantly growing worse. There is a laxative that cleanses the bowels without pain or gripping, cleanses the stomach, sharpens the appetite, stimulates the muscles, and purifies the blood, while its marvelous tonic properties tone up the entire system and keep it healthy. Its remarkable tonic properties reach every organ—the liver, kidneys and stomach, nerve, heart and brain—and removes the cause of debilitated condition. It is the only remedy that does its work gently and painlessly and at the same time acts as a general tonic. This is the only way to secure an absolute and permanent cure. In order that all may test this great curative, a free sample will be mailed to all. HAZELMELIS CREAM A Pure, Fragrant, and Effective preparation for all uses of the Toilet and Nursery, but particularly adapted for cleansing, purifying and beautifying the SKIN AND COMPLEXION HAZELMELIS CREAM is a colorless, tasteless, blond semi-liquid, of unparalleled medi- for every blemish to which the human skin is subject. blotches and sinal and curative value, for every blemish to isolate relief and cure for samples, blotches and HAZELMEL skin. HAZELMEL skin provides relief and cure for scraped hands, irritated skins, corns, bunions, chilblains and all chafings and bruises. 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