The Appeal

THE APPEAL KEEPS IN FRONT BECAUSE: 1-It aims to publish all the news possible. 2-It does so impartially, wasting no words. 3- Its correspondents are able and energetic. HER FATAL FAULT MONEY AND DIGNITY COULD NOT OFFSET GAIT. And candidate for Presidency of Woman's Club Lost a Vote—Member Criticises Her Sisters Freely. "Yes, women are queer," said the domestic woman lately become a club member, "and nowhere do they show it more than in their clubs. I ought to be ashamed to talk about my sex this way, especially to a man, but honesty and frankness are my particular virtues and since you brought up the subject I don't mind telling you what I really and truly think. Of course won't tell this, but it's my private opinion that women's clubs, and especially the one I belong to, are organized for the simple purpose of providing one day in every two weeks when women may strut around and show their feathers like a peacock. Such gowns, and THE INELIGIBLE WOMAN'S CLUB CANDIDATE. such hats you never saw, and such gabbling you never heard. And the funny part of it is there is no more culture about their gabble than there was years before they joined the club. Neither has the club atmosphere and the privilege of listening to Elbert Hubbard and Ben Greet emancipated them from that peculiar mental bias that women will always have, no matter how clubby they may get. Now, for instance, the subject of electing the new president was lately up in our club. The new president requisites for the presidency of the club's money and 'dignity.' One candidate was objected to because of her gown. She was a stout woman and she was short-sighted enough to have the gown made princess of a material with stripes running round and round. This, of course, made her lack 'dignity.' The other candidate had both money and dignity and seemed in every way desirable and I announced my intention of voting for her. "Oh, don't vote for her," exclaimed a little butterfly of a woman with lots of frills and furbels. "Why? I asked. "Oh—why—well, she hippie hops. "That's why I say women are women, whether they're club women or domestic animals." — Chicago Inter Ocean. When the water of the Canton river is low the Chinese catch the gobies which lie on the mud. They use a board four or five feet long and a foot broad, slightly turned up at the front end, where a piece of wood is provided for a hand rest. They rest one knee on the sledge and propel themselves along the mud with the other foot. GETS ALL THE SUNLIGHT. The telegraph plant of India has a method all its own for catching the sunshine. Each of its leaves is composed of three leaflets. The larger terminal one erects itself during the day and turns sharply down at night, while the other two smaller leaflets move constantly, day night, describing complete circles like the second motion made like the second hand of a watch casually they rest for a period and then go on again, thus bringing every part of every leaf to the full action of the sunlight—Telegraph Ago. Engage in Large Financial Deals That They May Support Husbands in Idleness. The Burmese woman's highest ambition is to maintain her husband in lordly idleness and to supply him with abundant funds for cock fighting, bullook cart racing and gambling. Many of the Burmese women do big deals in timber, buying up in advance the paddy crops of a whole district, and so on, on a scale that requires big financial. Prof. Kromeyer, of Germany, who turns bald heads into Parderkwips and Kropotkins for a consideration, hopes to have the honor of treating President Roosevelt's son-in-law on his forthcoming tour of the courts of Europe. "Prince Nicholas," he says—the professor will not believe his name is Longworth—"Prince Nicholas can have hair like Absam for the asking—he would be an excellent advertiser for my method, don't you think so? Though the professor's claims look fishy, he is not an ordinary fakir by any means. He was a professor of dermatology at the University of Halle before he came to Berlin, and is a well-known specialist of the Finsen light method, on which he has improved in several ways. The Berlin faculty recognizes 33 cures of bald heads effected by him by legitimate methods, and of the baldhead class under his care so far only 25 per cent. went away like billiard balls after he got through with them. His ultra violet light rays operate directly through the opening of the cooled protective shield upon bald spots, and are subject to the rays at any minute to a quarter of an hour at a time. The reaction is: Reddening of the skin and formation of painful blisters. At the same time the hair roots, seemingly dead, begin to regenerate. After the second light bath one can see them sprout. The professor introduced a girl of 19 who had lost every bit of hair during a long sickness. The professor gave her head 42 light baths within six months. To-day Gretchen could make a living as one of the Seven Sutherland Sisters. A man "of Prince Nicholas' age" was cured after 27 violet baths, another, somewhat older, after 21. "All depends on the condition the hair roots are in," says the professor. AGAIN! English Society Purposes to Search for Baggage and Jewels of King John. Excitement has been aroused in Lincolnshire, England, by the projected attempt to recover the royal jewels and treasure lost by King John in the Wash when he fled across the marches in 1216. Mr. St. John Hope, assistant secretary of the Society of Antiquarians, asks support for the scheme. He has made a study of the tides ever since the date when King John lost his baggage, and calculates that heavily laden wagons will be found at Sutton Bridge, where there are 28 feet of silt. The Wash having changed its location since 1216. Apart from its great activity, the lost treasure would be greatly prized by antiquaries and numismatists. Elephants in Asia Trusted to Take Greatest Care of Their Small Charges. Elephants often take the place of nurses in Asia. The children are lifted on to the elephant's back with his trunk, he then goes a short distance from the village, places them on the ground and guards them. LANDMARK OF OLD LONDON Crypt Associated with Writings of Charles Dickens to Be Bented. Readers of "Little Dorrit" will be interested perhaps to learn that the crypt of St. George's church, Southwark, England, is to be let. Apart from its association with the heroine of Dickens' book, the church, which was first established in the twelfth century, has an interest in its records for 1610 is the entry: "Michael Banks, out of King's Bench Prison. Executed. Did revive again. Was in the vestry three hours and was then carried back and executed again." THE APPEAL. HE WAS A MASTER HE WAS A MASTER THAT IS, IN HIS OWN PARTICULAR LINE. Freeman Grigga, A. M., Proved Right to Title He Had Conceded Upon Himself—Had Henshaw at Disadvantage. Henshaw is one of those men who, if not exactly dishonest, certainly just wins the reputation of being "slow pay." He hates to pay a bill—especially a small bill; it's like pulling teeth to extract money from his purse, and he therefore has a well-defined suspicion that every unknown visitor to his office is a dun. He has hedged himself about with more guards and has made himself more difficult of approach than J.-Pierpoet, to see if the way is clear before he ventures out of his office to go home, and when close press has a private egress "I AM FREEMAN GRIGGS, A. M.—AFTER MONEY." into a back hall and so escapes by the rear stairway and the freight door of the building. The other day the boy brought in a card which he read with suspicion. "Freeman Griggs, A. M.," he repeated. "Do I know the man, boy?" "I don't think so," replied the buffer. "I never remember of seeing him before." "Hem! 'Freeman Griggs, A. M.'" "repeated Henshaw. "Master of Arts." College man. Look like a professor, boy? "Well, he's got eyeglasses on," admitted the doubtful youngster. Now, if Henshaw has a weakness at all, it is for education, culture and the long-haired cult. He has written and published a pamphlet himself on something that nobody else is interested in, and therefore feels himself equal to fraternizing with men whose names carry any weight of abbreviations after them. "Send him in," said Henshaw. In busted a wideawake, looking young man. He had removed his eyeglasses before he got to the door, and he bore down on Henshaw, drawing a billcase from his pocket as though prepared to "hold him up" at the point of it. "I'm collector for Campbell & Gore. Here's a little bill against you. My clients want their money," he said, slapping the document down upon Henshaw's desk. Henshaw isristed and stared from the door of his visitor. "Who let you in here?" he demanded. "Why, the boy, just sent in my card, you know. You've got it in your hand, there." "Huh! This your card?" grunted the disgusted Henshaw. "Freeman Griggs, A.M.?" "That's me. Freeman Griggs." "I'd like to know where you took your degree, young man," said Henshaw, with scorn. "Degree? Oh, you mean those letters? Rather a bright idea, don't you think? My own. I'm Freeman Griggs, A.M.-after money. And I'm after money now, do I get it?" Musical Instrument That Was Invented During the Reign of Alfred the Great. This picture shows one of the first organs ever made. It was invented during the reign of Alfred the Great, who was a great patron of music and was just finding its way into the churches about 900 A. D. While hauling wood on the Matta- wanakwe river A. W. Rollins, of Wytplifftock discovered a moving object a short distance from the road, and leaving his team he hastened to ascertain what it was when, to his surprise, he found it to be a large owl in combat with a good sized mink says a Lewiston (Me.) dispatch. After a struggle of several moments the owl attempted to rise with its prey, but was able to ascend only a few feet when the mink fell to the ground, where it was soon killed by several well-directed blows from Roller white. Defective Page Russian Tribes Take Permanial Advantage of Recent Ecstasy Issued by the Czar. Four villages of Usedom circuit in Russia have informed the government that in accordance with the czar's edict, guaranteeing freedom of worship, they returned to their old religion, the worship of the idols. These people call themselves Tschermisses and belong to an ancient Finnish tribe, whose chief idol is a curious rock "caesare to mea" of Chumbali road, and the travelers in the postchase can witness the worship paid to this ancient god by slaughtering chickens and small game at the foot of the holy rock, allowing the earth to drink the blood. Chumbalat the heathens esteem the chief of their many gods; he is said to be able to send one suffering, sickness and even death. The name means "Old Man on the Mountain." The god is supposed to reside under the great rock. "If the tribe should ever be in danger, Chumbalat will rise from beneath the rock and defend," says the people. He wears golden armor and rides a mighty warhorse. Nicholas is distressed that his edict should have resulted in the revival of heathenism, but cannot forbid idols try under the terms of the published ukase. TIMEPIECE IS VERY*OLD. Clock Recently Exhibited in Berlin at Work of Art of the Middle Ages. This clock, which was exhibited in Berlin, dates from the sixteenth cen- tury. At that time it was evident ly used in traveling. Nature Has So Equipped the Caribou That Swimming Is No Task for Him. Clad with a coat of oily wool next his skin, the caribou is covered exteriorly with a dense pelage of fine quills. Every caribou, indeed, wears a cork jacket, and when this is prime the creature seems on the water rather than in the water. No other quadruped that I know swims as high as the caribou. Their speed afloat is so great that it takes the best of canoemen to overtake a viewpoint, a good paddler is supposed to cover about five miles an hour, so the caribou probably goes live. There are many kinds of woodland and rough country over which the caribou cannot travel'so fast as this. What wonder, then, that they are so ready to take to the water as soon as they find it in their course. Mr. Munn assured me that several times he saw caribou swim a broad bay that was in their line, though a trifling deflection would have given them easy walking along the shore to the same point, and with little increase of distance. CUT ON POLISHED SHELL. Prehistoric artists have left us works of art engraved on polished shell. The most ancient are the masks upon which the human face is depicted. Arkansas Hunter Has Evolved Scheme Which Brings the Best of Results. J. F. Berger, of Anthony, who is an enthusiastic duck shooter, has secured two pairs of domesticated mallard ducks for decoys. The ducks are taken to the hunting grounds in small covered baskets. To go there from flying when in use a light leather jacket, a noose attached to a long shore is placed on their necks and a weight or anchor tied to one foot. This, however, does not diminish their ability to swim, and when placed in the water they go to the limit of the their shore cord. For results they make the old-fashioned wooden decoys look like 20 cents. Arkansas City SATURDAY, MAY 19, 1906. OF AID TO HOSTESS JUGGESTIONS FOR NOVEL AND PLEASING ENTERTAINMENTS. The Cotton Wedding—Literary Menu of Toothsome and Inexpensive Dishes—A "Junior" Reception to the Seniors. The Cotton Wedding. A reader of the department asks for suggestions for celebrating the first wedding anniversary, which is the "cotton" wedding. The invitations may be written with indelible ink on squares of cotton cloth folded to resemble note paper. A small tree for the table centerpiece may be decorated with bits of cotton, and for place cards, make balls of cotton each inclosing some trifling souvenir. If cards are played, "heartis" should be the game. The prize can be delivered to the winner done up to represent a bale of cotton with holes in the burlap showing the fuzzy substance inside. The menu can be kept in white by serving first minced chenophytes, a salad made from white grapes, cerys, apples and blanched almonds in white paper cases, first putting in a blanched lettuce leaf. A delicious frozen dainty is whipped cream with chopped nuts and cherries stirred in before serving. Have small cakes frosted all around to resemble balls of cotton. Here's a menu which was served to a club of literary people upon which the hostess did not expend five dollars. Much merriment was afforded by guessing what each course was before it appears on the table: "Lays or Ancient Rome"... Macauiulay (Stuffed Eggs.) "The Red Skins" .....Cooper (Lobster a la.Newberg.) s u n d u e r s ( Lettuce ). F. Saunders ( Lettuce ). Dr. Wright. (Orange Ice Served in the Skins.) "Coffee and Repartee"...Bangs. (Coffee). A "Junior" asks for some hints upon giving a reception to the seniors, the colors being pink and white and green and white; also how to arrange a punch bowl; the affair to be given at a home fortunate enough to have large porches. The porches could be made most charming adjuncts to the rooms by screening them from the gaze of the public with draperies of cheesecloth in the class colors. Then if a punch bowl of china or glass is lacking, a good substitute can be made by taking the largest sized bread pan, covering it with dark green crepe paper. Inside this place a smaller pan, and around the rim put flowers and vines. Place on a table with ferns and palms for a background; a corner is the best position. This could be on the porch, with the musicians, if there is to be music for dancing, Japanese lanters, parrots and cannushake to attract and inexpensive decorations. Inside of ice cream, try an ice of orange or pineapple flavor. It will be found much more refreshing. Have a variety of small cakes and dainty wafer; they are considered much better form than layer cake. KEEP ATTRACTIVENESS. Do Not Drift Into a Mere Domestic Drudge, Careless of Looks and Becoming Clothes. A woman should not only regard it as a privilege, but as a duty which she owes to herself and her associates, to make as pleasing a picture of herself as possible. In order to appear well, a woman must give some thought and study to the becomingness and suitability to her years and to the wear for which it is intended, of the garment she prepares. Women, young, young, not apt to slight this duty, but as they grow older the majority of them drift into indifference, until, almost unconsolently, they acquire not only careless, but too often slovenly habits of person and apparel. Often, under a misguided idea of economy and lack of time, a woman settles down to wearing ill-fitting shawl wraps, rusty hats and frazed sleeves, she discards neckwear as altogether unnecessary to her toilet; especially a woman get this habit, who stay, at home, thinking it their duty to wear the chain of domestic drudgery so the husband and children may have the clothes and the spending money with which to enjoy themselves. Anything will do for her, she thinks, and they get to thinking so, too. Too often such a woman drifts into habits of untidiness which are positively disreputable, and of which she seems utterly unconscious, though they render her absolutely offensive to the eyes of her more wide-a-wake friends. This is a weaker mistake, as it robs her of her one attraction at a time when her youth is gradually fading away, and she looks old and spiritless when she should be in her prime. Her fathers take her at her own valuation, and take them may not be positively ashamed, they certainly are not proud of her. THE APPEAL STEADILY GAINS BECAUSE: 4-It is the organ of ALL Afri-Americans. 5-It is not conquered by the unique. 6-It asks no support but the peoples. FASHION'S TENDENCIES. What Are the Favored Collarls and Those Becoming When the Summer's Tan Is On. For that matter the season promises to be so soft and refined coloring. The promotions black and white and gray insures that the dog most used by the famous makers are for the most part one of delicate and cool tints. Certain rather vivid browns have come to the front and will be worn throughout the summer, although the color is essentially a warm one, not too bright. The dogs, as faces are likely to be during dog days. The nut browns and more nuts. ONE OF THE SOFT PLAIDS. ticularly the wood browns, which are comparatively light and cool, have enjoyed a tremendous vogue in Paris, but for some reason or other these shades have not been taken up here, and now, for the first time, they are receiving serious attention from the patrons of the high class importers and dressmakers. Several blues recalling the lighter blue shades, but known as hyacinth and blue miltiature, the latter blue not suggesting things military to American eyes, but familiar to the French in the odd blue of the chasseurs d'Arfrique, are favorite relieving color notes, as are the coral and rose pink, various yellows of the apricot and orange tones and numerous soft greens. Yellow and rose in combination, a genuine pompadour color scheme, are repeated often in both frocks and millinery. FOR A HEALTHY SKIN. Warm Water Needed to Remove Skin's - Excretions, Cold a Tonic - About - Sleeping Clothes. The body breathes through every pore; it exhales, throws off fatty acids and waste materials in the perspiration; and this process of elimination is going on constantly in the healthy body, though we are only conscious of it when the sweat glands have been so stimulated by exercise that they throw off the heat and moisture faster than evaporation can carry it off. Now it is just as important to keep the skin in a healthy state, to excite its glands to better activity by gentle friction, to keep every pore open and free from clogging dirt and dust as it is to keep the lungs unharmed. Yes, fresh air and sunshine are as necessary to the skin as to the lungs. Cold water is an excellent tonic. It will stimulate by its tonic effect the surface circulation. It will make you brighter, stronger and fresher perkiness. It will not thoroughly cleanse the skin. The pores of the skin close at the first touch of cold, and this shuts in the very excretions you desire to remove. Hence, I beg of you to remember that the cold sponge should always be preceded by the warm bath, if you desire to free the skin from all excretions. Another important point that, too, many of us pay very little attention to is a complete change of clothing at night, if we would sleep well and gain the greatest benefit from our rest. No piece of clothing that we have worn all day is fit to sleep in, from a hygienic standpoint. Clothing worm by day should be well aired by night and night clothing should be aired by day. Clothing that all day long has absorbed the excretions thrown off by the body through the skin as is unfit for the body to sleep in as a close, impure room is for the lungs. Substitute for Shampoo. Orris root powder dusted over the hair is a good substitute for frequent shampooing. Sprinkle the powder into the hair and rub it well into the scalp, then brush it out. Orris is one of the few powders which may be used for this purpose as it will not stop the pores. It is clustering and will give a faint, sweet odor to the hair. New Burnt-Straws. Burnt straw of a deeper shade than that usually designated by the term is in demand for spring hats. Many of these are trimmed with large choux of ribbon, or with wreaths of dull colored flowers. Sold by Score. Eggs are in Denmark by the score more commonly than by the dozen. LITTLE BIRD PETS ENGLISH NATURALIST TELLS OF ANTICS OF GREAT TITS. Enticed by Nuts and Cheese They Become Regular Visitors, and at Last Consent to Have Pictures Taken. One of my earliest experiences of great tits was in this wise. It was a sparkling spring morning, and I was coaming about an old-fashioned hillide garden, peering into holes and crevices in search of nests. Up this long ago, rustic steps had been built, leading to a tree's huge bole, and invited to climbing which the tree and invited by dividing from the ground into three strong outspread upward-curving branches. Here the household had been wont to gather 40 years ago, before recently planted trees had joined hands over newly made paths to give shelter from the summer sun. Long disused, the crumbling steps gave but doubtful foothold, as I carefully mounted to explore the mouldering platform and above. As my head came level with the tree, I noticed a cleft in the tree just below the root. A likely place for a nest, I thought, and large enough for me to insert my hand. The action quickly followed the thought; but my hand was more quickly withdrawn, for my fingers were sharply struck within the hole by I knew not what, and there was a hissing as though I had roused an angry snake. Peering in, I could just discern two gleaming and two small patches of white hair on my back, and was another hiss and a quick stroke of a wing. I found a great tit sitting upon her eggs. Respecting her bravely, I did not disturb her more. Though there were several pairs of these birds in the garden, it was long before they learned to visit my window larder. They would watch the cole tits carrying off bits of nut and cheese, far in excess of their present needs, and them up and down the close-cut yew hedge, and riffled these hidden stores of their cousins. The great tits much appreciated the cheese, and this finally brought them to the window-perch above the hedge, where they could be big lumps temptingly displayed, and where robins, chaffinches, blue tits, and cole tits were regularly regaining themselves. I remember well the first visit of an oxeye to my window, on the perch with a thud that thuded into the glove gave way, and as the branch sank beneath him he flew off in alarm. I immediately secured the perch firmly, and replenish the supply of cheese and nuts. In a few minutes the same bird returned, alighted, looked round suspiciously, and after a flute-like double call to his mate in a neighboring tree, invited to feast, he plunged his beak into the nest later, when the bird tamer and not so easily alarmed, I took a photograph, hiding behind a screen inside the room near the open larder window, and peering out of small eye THE OXEYE AND HANGING BLUE TITS. holes at the comings and goings of the birds. The oxeye has a bad character given him by writers on birds, owing to his pugnaciousness and formidable fighting powers, but I have never seen him do much harm to another bird at the window. He will fight and peck fiercely at any bird that will not give him place at the cheese corner, and when there he presents other birds venturing to share the room, he will form a cock bird even tries to attack it on ing on and pecking from below. The hen great tits, though they show fight even against human intruder at the nest, are peaceful crouch at the window. I have seen one frightened away by a hedge-sparrow, the quietest and most peace-loving of window frequenters. The great tit was standing upon a big lump of cheese, and the hedge-sparrow, standing on the perch on one side, in trying for a morsel of cheese, pecked one of the great tit's front tones that were spread out and beat down over the edge of an accident, but a very likely might have proved for Shufflowing had the bird on the cheese been Mr. Oxeye instead of his spouse. As it was, the hen great tit, alarmed, flow off without showing any sign of wishing to retaliate. HAVE YOU READ THE APPEAL? PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY ADAMS BROS. EDITORS AND PUBLISHERS 49 E. 4th St., St. Paul, Minn. ST. PAUL OFFICE, No. 110 Union Blk. 4th & Cedar, J. O. ADAMS, Manager. MINNEAPOLIS OFFICE, Guaranty Loan Bldg. Room 1020 HARVEY B. BURK, Manager. 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I found myself most impressed by a realizing sense of the appalling amount of error and cent in which we of the United States have indulged on this fact. We have actually walked in a bag of the unfettered, especially we philanthropists and theists of New England." THE APPEAL does not dispute the dissatisfaction of the Adams family, but has grave doubts of its having a monopoly of political or any kind of widowhood. John Adams during a single term of office killed his political party, the Federalist, too dead to skin. John Quincy Adams served one term and ran for the office a second time, but his opponent, General Jackson, received more than two-thirds of the general vote. John Quincy Adams' vice president was John C. Columbo. Mr. Charles Francis Adams seems by his foregoing bid for the Presidency to take anything but a shrewd political approach. He is a great successor, but, Mr. Adams, brokes Ex-Commercial Agent at Vladivostok k. Russia, who has been Vindicated by the State Department and served a New Place in the Consu- HON. JOHN H. SMYTHE Ex-Minster to Liberia, now Principal of Virginia Reformatory for Boys. nothing whatever against the African that is not true of other races. In a recent letter, Mr. W. E. Curtis quotes a pastoral recently issued by the archbishop of Chile to his clerk, "that he deplores the condition of agriculture, who, he says, lives in the same kind of a nut that they occupied before the Spanish conquest, in which a whole family herd together in a single room with dogs and other animals." Mr. Curtis adds some of the results of the conquest, some among the poons of Mexico, some sentences of which we quote: "Four-fifths of the cultivated area of the republic are still plowed with crooked sticks; there is scarcely a wheelbarrow between the Rio Grande and the dirt and stones are still carried in baskets in blankets on the backs of the men." There are no savings banks in Mexico, but thousands of pawnbrokers. You never hear of a peon who has wages has been wasted in drink and harmful diversions. The government does a great deal to amuse the common people. It is considered good policy to keep them entertained with wages has been wasted in drink and harmful diversions. There is scarcely a week without one, when everybody gets drunk. Lotteries are authorized. Cook fights are authorized. They pay a fixed license fee. Bull fights have a fixed license fee. Art and the art of all the curses except pulque drinking, because people will steal and swindle and do anything else that is wicked to raise the money to buy tickets. Bull fights before dark. We saw dozens of drunken women staggering along with babies in their arms or strapped on their backs, and crowds of peons lay asleep on the sidewalk around the entrance of a wages has been wasted in drink and harmful diversions. The motive of Mr. Adams' utterance is undoubtedly to recommend himself as an "available" when the next political deal is made. In the national conventions of the Democrat party, he made a big hand, with a big stick in it, which Northern politicians regard with fear and trembling. Hence Judge Parker's tour of the South and Hearst's whining letter to the Mississippi legislature. The hope of taffying the South Indians to the North is to make Daniel Webster endorse the fugitive slave law, and killed him. There is no political shrewdness in any Northern man wallowing in any such bog. BAILEY'S BUNCOMBE The Nashville American is filled with admiration of a prayer injected by Senator Bailey into his speech on the Rate Bill. "We have the time to come when we shall have a new standard to guide our children; when we shall teach them that justice is better than power, and lead them into the ennobling faith that truth shall conquer tschool in every home where peace abides and in every land where men are safe." When conduct instead of fortune is made the rule by which we judge all men, every boy in all the land, no matter how humble his parentage or how limited his opportunity, will feel the thrill of hope, and the carpenter's joy. "He will not humble his brave and honest he will be more respected than the son of any millionaire who ever wasted his father's fortune in idle dissipation or soiled his father's name by gross excesses." HE WILL, would nearly join life, "it not a man but a man of the chief apostles of jocism. The prayer is mere hypocrisy—it applies only to the Caucasian race. The Senator does not refer to any other boy but the white boy. "God bless me and my wife, My son John and his wife— Us four and no more." IN JIM CROW LAND. In one of his recent speeches, Clark Howell, candidate for governor of New York, told the disfranchisement of thousands of good white citizens, who are uneducated along with the uneducated blacks, and if you want to admit the blacks, you want to admit them along with the votes of educated whites, why, of course, you ought to vote, for disfranchisement. I don't want to do that, and therefore I am assembling a Loud applause. Clark meanwhile said that the Afro-American will vote the Republican ticket and education will only induce him to do so more strongly, while the poor ignorant "good white citizens" need to go democratic. Ignorance is the bulwark of the Jim Crow Democracy. If the various "Federations" do not cease to boycott "unattached" people, they will stir up an earthquake that will overthrow their skyscrapers. They want to live but not to let live, and such a policy is monstrous. The Chengio Federation of Musicians wishes the mayor, to prevent unattached birds from playing in the streets. The mayor "unattached" people have some constitutional rights seem not to occur to these monopolistic federations. The Star propounds the following conundrum: "When does a man who moves from one state to another cease to be a carpenterager in the home of his adoption?" The question is readily answered. A man down in Dixie ceases to be a carpenterager in the home of his adoption that he favors Jim Crow cars and grandfather clauses and votes the Democratic ticket" without scratching. ```markdown ``` The New Orleans Pleasure is very anxious to "keep the raals out of office," but fails to indicate any feasible plan for doing so in the South which is absolutely under the control of the African party, and it is raals always hold the offices when the condition of things. A strong opposition party is the only remedy. The most effective way to provide for a vigorous waving of the "bloody shirt" is to attempt to make the Afro-American submit, without protest to attempt to interfere with his rights and applications. To time preach the old-time Cursed be Canana sermons to him has gone by. The Southern Industrial Educational Association, with headquarters in New York has for its object the education of the poor white children of the South. It ought to have been started a century ago. The greatest evil exponent of this country is Southern ignorance. The attempt to whitewash the doings in the Congo Free State was a most glorious failure. As all the other so-called Christian nations are about as deep in the mire as old Leopold is in the mud, they can say nothing. The Senate has confirmed the appointment of Prof. William T. Vernon of Kansas as register of the U. S. Treasury for charges which were once against him having been proved to be unfounded. Wonder if Mayor Dixon of Savannah, who wanted to hang Father George" is any kin to Clansman Ton? A BOY'S ADVENTURE CANAL FOR FRANCE DANGLING OVER DEATH IN COAL MINE SHAFT. There are numerous records of thrilling experiences and brave deeds in connection with coal mines, but this accident, which happened to a boy, is somewhat unique. The hero of the incident is a pit boy in the Garth colliery, situated at Maesteg, in South Wales. His duty is to mind the trains on to the cage and see that they run properly on to the cage, in which men and materials are lowered into the mine. On the day when the accident occurred, the boy was at his post as usual. A cask of water, with a hose attached, had been sent up in a tram and placed on the cage, to be lowered for the use of the mine horses. A portion of the hose was hanging over the side of the cage, and the lad, noticing this considered that he would have ample time to put it right before the cage started on its downward track, and properly on to the cage, and stood with his right foot inside it, and his left on the staging at the pit head. Suddenly the cage began to move. The boy gripped a projecting portion of the cage and clung to it, his left leg falling between the cage and the side of the shaft. All might have gone well, but at a certain portion of the shaft the cage closed to some staging. Against this the unhappy boy in passing broke his leg. Though in the greatest agony, the boy hung on. It was his only chance. At this point, one of his companions saw what had happened. He signalled A man is running down a street. He is wearing a white shirt and dark pants. The street is lined with buildings and trees. A streetlight is visible above him. THE UNHAPPY BOY IN PASSING BROKE HIS LEG. THE UNHAPPY BOY IN PASSING BROKE HIS LEG. to the engine-man to stop the cage, and it was brought to a stands(ll 130 yards from the starting point, with some suddenness. The jerk caused the boy's left hand, by which he was clinging, to become jammed in the ropes by which the cage is worked. He dared not let go, although in intense pain. His broken leg prevented him from climbing into the cage. How was he to be rescued? It was impossible to bring the cage to the surface again, since the boy's leg would catch in the staging which had already broken it, and he might be dashed to the foot of the shaft. The difficulty was solved by a cool-headed pitman. He climbed down the guide ropes and pulled the suffering lad into the cage. Both were then brought to the surface, when the lad's injuries were attended to. He said that he was not frightened, although he hung over a shaft 300 yards deep. He knew exactly what was happening, and remembers everything that took place. Giant Exhumed Workmen engaged on excavations alongside an ancient Roman Catholic chapel at Bristol, England, recently unearthed in a deep trench the coffin of Patrick O'Rickey, a giant from Kinsale, who died in Bristol 100 years ago. His height was eight feet four inches. Identity was established by the coffin plate. The coffin and remains will be reburied. Doubtful Simile Sir William Harcourt was entertaining Joseph Chamberlain at Malwood while the home rule controversy was on in the house of parliament. A cynical humorist commented on the fact as a pleasing phase of political controversy: "Oh," replied Sir William, "Joe and I are almost like brothers." "Yes," responded the cynical one, "so were Cain and Abel." ONE PROPOSED FROM ATLANTIC TO MEDITERRANEAN. Gigantic Enterprise Which Would Make Gibraltar of Little Value to England—To Take Eight Years to Build. France is getting ready to lift up her shipping to the first rank, double the force of her navy, and cause the Mediterranean to cease to be an "English lake" by nulled Gibraltar. And this sign expects to accomplish by building a shiphip canal across the lower end of France from the Atlantic to the Mediterranean. By its means, the French fleet will be capable of operating, one day on the Atlantic, and then two days later show itself in Mediterranean ports, without subjecting itself to the guns of Gibraltar. One of the queerest things about it is that the canal exists already for canal boats and small coasters. To enlarge it for warships and merchantmen is no mere dream. Since 1878 'the canal of the two seas' has been fully planned by engineers. Three parliamentary commissions have made estimates upon it, and now M. Gauthier, CANAL ACQUEDUCT OVER GARONNE RIVER. (How Locomotives Will Draw Warships Through the Canal.) minister of public works, has sent his own commission to make final studies of the scheme, and its conclusions are to be submitted to the lower house for action. The modern engineers have a Titanic task before them to enlarge the Bordeaux-Narbonne system to a deep sea ship canal—ship canal that must climb and descend a mountain water shed! Eight years will be required. The cost is estimated at a minimum of $160,000,000, although an early commission set it at $200,000,000 and still another at $350,000,000. The latter calculation has been proved erroneous. The present estimates foresee 300,000,000 engineers guided by 20 other engineers and 200 overseers, with digging and tunnelling machines driven by 60,000 horsepower. The route is straight from Arceau to Agen on the Garonne, 86 miles of easy cutting, without a single lock. The waters of the Garonne are to be reinforced from many a torrent of the Pyrenees—which will save Toulouse and other towns from the periclic inundations that now trouble them. Between Agen and Toulouse the Garonne, strongly banked and become at last the safe drain of these mountain torrents, will take the fleets of war and commerce to Toulouse—become the central maritime arsenal of France. From Toulouse to Castelnaudry, the route is along the old bed of the canal of Languedoc, of Clara Ward's ancestor-by-marriage. The old canal abounds in locks. To mount to the lock of the ocean, where begins the upper race, it ascends a gradient of 200 meters to 17 locks in a distance of 32 miles. The upper race is 294 miles long and terminates at the lock of the Mediterranean. To descend to the Mediterranean the work of Riquet extends over 114 miles, descending a gradient of nearly 600 feet by means of 48 locks. French commerce waits upon the canal for its restoration. While the French coasting trade is reduced to 3,000,000 tons a year, that of Great Britain is over 120,000,000 tons. The French deep-sea carrying is less than that of Ital or Norway. German boats touch at Cherbourg to take American freight; and English lines to the orient calmly make Marseilles their westward port. The French exports are carried in foreign bottoms, making a gift of $80,000,000 annually to the English, Germans and Italians. When this canal is built, England herself will either have to pay toll to the French or lose a lot of her own trade, and on so for the other commercial peoples to-day passing their stuff through the straits of Gibraltar. From Malta to Ushant, for example, there will be an economy of more than 800 million tons the canal: from Genoa to Ushant, an island in the Atlantic, Bordeaux and Nantes on the Atlantic. will be almost Mediterranean ports. From Bordeaux to Malta by Gibraltar is now 2,308 miles. By the canal it will be only 1,000 miles. No Trust "Trusts are in everything these days." "Yes, but not these nights." "Explain." "There is no trust in the look my wife gives me when I tell her I have been sitting up with a sick friend."—Houston Post. Gentle Warning Clarence Callow—Did you notice that automobile just then. Well, it ran over a calf the other day and the chauffeur had to pay $50. Miss Tusaco—That accounts for it. Clarence—Accounts for what? Clarefield—Accounts for what? Miss Tabasco—The way he almost knocked down a lamp post to avoid striking you—Chicago Daily News. Microbe of Morbidness. The mass of people are morbid enough about their food. It is not advisable to seek to add to their terrors by exaggeration. If all could reach the comfortable frame of mind of the man who declared that he could stand it if the microbe could people would be less fricky and perhaps there would be less stomach trouble—Minneapolis Tribune. 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Department includes: formal, musical, Music, Shorthand, T, *pewriting*, and industrial Training. WIFITY DOLLARS IN ADVANCE Fifty-two teachers and incidentals for the entire year. Board $6.00 per month; tuition $2.00 per term. Department sends for circuit to the president. REV. JUDSON 8. HILL, D. D. Mortlstown, 1678 New England CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC All the advantages of the finest and most completely equipped Conservatory building in the world, the atmosphere of a recognized center of Art and Music and association with the masters in the Profession are offered students at the New England Conservatory of Music. Through work in all departments of music. Courses can be arranged in Elocution and Oratory. BALTIMORE & O OHCWOO CLEVELAND COLLEGE FITTSBORO CROTON ST. LOUIS LOUISVILLE ALL TRAINS VIA Departments- Normal and Colo- ral Music Special Institution, W. W. Instrumental Music, Historical Agr culture, Sewing and wool- ing. 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Buildings heated by steam. Loans without interest, and gifts of friends, are granted to deserving students who do their utmost in the preparation of their studies with grace, gifts, and energy, need be deprived of advances now opened to him for Seminary. For further particular address L, G. ADKINSON, D. D., Pres. Gammon Theological Seminary v, ATLANTA, GEORGIA. BRAINERD INSTITUTE CHESTER, S. C A normal and industrial school with a education, and has a solid four- dimensional curriculum. A con- vention of life. Board and boarding half graded course of study, designed to give a thorough, symmetrical and complete HOWARD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL DEPARTMENT (Including Medical, Dental and Pharmacetic Colleges) INCORPORATED 1887 Thirty-eight-season session begin October 2, 1995, and continue eight months. Students matriculate for Day Instructor. 4-Years' Graded Course in Medicine 3-Years' Graded Course in Dental 3-Years' Graded Course in Pharmacy Instruction is given by didactic lectures, quizzes, clinics and practical laboratories. Graded laboratories in all departments, Unexcelled hospital facilities. All departments have laboratories. 14, 1995. For further information or catalogue, apply to F. J. SHADD, A. 101 01 R Street, N. W. Washington, D. C. TILLOTSON COLLEGE AUSTIN, TEXAS, The Oldest and Best School in Texas for Colored Students. Faculty in high grades of well known colleges it. a north. Department unsparred. Manual training a part of the curriculum. Music a special feature of the school. Special advantages for earnest students seeking to help themselves. Send for catalogue and circular to REV. MARSHALL R. GAINES, A.M. PRESIDENT. Austin, Texas Experienced Faculty Progressive in all departments, best Methods of Instruction, Health of Students carefully looked after Students taught to do manual labor as we think. For catalogue and other information, write to the president, R.E. OVINGGOOD, AUSTIN, TEXAS. E. OHIO R. R. LAND NEW YORK PHILADELPHIA NASHVILLE VIA WASHINGTON A WEEK'S RECORD IN MINNESOTA'TA CAPITAL. The "Saintly City" and Saintly City Walks—Newbury Items of Social, Religious and General Matters Among the People. SATURDAY, MAY 19, 18:S It's Funny. It's all Right. Excellent program has been arranged. Don't. Forget the Date, May 28th, Bowly Hall. Mr. James Vass has returned from her trip to Buffalo, N. Y. Mars Lodge, Odell Foggels' 25th Anniversary, Monday May 28th. THE ELK EXPRESS CO. now has its office corner Ninth and St. Peter streets. FOR RENT.—Furnished or unfurnished room. Apply at 536 W. Central ave. Mrs. G. A. Green is visiting her sister, Mrs. J. Combs of Duluth, who is quite sick. Wait for the 25th Anniversary of the Odell Foggels, May 28th at Bowly Hall, 6th and Rebert Sts. Mr. Kenneth Hamilton of Des Moines, Iowa, is in the city, the guest of Mrs. Ella Smith. Wait for the grand reception of Mars Lodge No. 2202 at Bowly Hall, Monday evening, May 28. Front room for rent. 674 St. Anthony ave. Call after 6:30 o'clock m. Gentlemen preferred. Mrs. H. B. Howard o'clock and daughter, Miss Gertrude, left Wednesday for San Bernardino, Cal., to visit her daughter. Look out for the great "Feast in the Wilderness" at St. James A. M. E. church Wednesday, Thursday and Friday evenings, May 23-24-25. The Men's Sunday Club, H. B. Howard, president, meets at Pilgrim Baptist Church every Sunday afternoon at 4 o'clock. Publicly invited invited. Mrs. J. H. Rent), Miss Zella, John; and Charles, her daughter and sons of Kansas City, Mo., are in the city, the guests of Mr. and Mrs. S. W. Wain. Mrs. Lodge Number 2262 G. U. O. of O. F. is preparing for a grand musical and literary entertainment Monday evening May 28. Look out for future announcement. The Appeal has purchased the press and outfit of the Richardson Printing Company and added the same to the plant. Bring in your job printing. Best work at lowest prices. The indications are that a large crowd will greet Mr. Clarence Cameron on White at his recital at Park Congregational church next Thursday evening. Rear about it in another column. BOARDING HOUSE. Mrs. Ella Smith, prop. 552 Cedar street. Breakfast, 6:30 to 9:00 a.m. Regular dinner, 12:00 m. to 2:30 p.m. Meals at other hours to order. Regular dinner 25 cents. Shoes. mended - white, you walt., at Jarvis's, 83 East Fourth street. Hall shoes, 50 and 75 cents. Prices reason. All kinds of repairing. He can do it on our notice. Jarvis 554 Minnesota street. Tell your friends and come yourself; a good time is in store for you at the Odd Fellows' entertainment, at Robert streets, Monday evening, May 28th. Street cars pass the door. THE PEOPLEPS SHINING PARLORS, Walter Porter, Pro. No. 55% E. 4th and 127 E. 5th streets. When you wish a good gift give him a call. Shines 5 cents. First class work. Special chairs for ladies. Mars Lodge, Odd Fellows will celebrate its 25th Anniversary May 28th at Bowlybay. The State Savings Bank, corner Fourth and Minnesota streets, 's open Monday evenings from 6 to 8. Accounts can be started with $1. A little amount saved every week may some day stand between you and want. ELK EXPRESS CO., G. J. Charleston, manager, corner St. Peter and Ninth streets. Packing, shipping and storing of furniture and household goods. Piano moving a specialty. House renting, real estate handled. WANTED—Lady hair-dresser and manicurist to work in the barber shop and salon. Available to Ger. G. Davis at barber shop in the Germania Life Ins. Bldge., cor. of fourth and Minnesota. Mr. Owen Howell returned Wednesday day from Milwaukee, where he went to attend the funeral of his stepfather. His mother, Mrs. S. A. Robinson will come to St. Paul about June last, to make her future home here. JARVIS, the saver and healer of soler, has moved from his old stand on 4th street just around the corner on Minnesota street No. 354 between 4th and 5th. When you need a pair of new shoes or need any mending done call on him. Mrs. Eilee Johnson was on Friday of last week granted a divorce from her husband, Moses A. Johnson. She is STATE SAVINGS BANK OURTH AND MINNESOTA STREETS ST. PAUL, MINN. THE ONLY BANK IN ST PAUL EXCLUSIVELY FOR SAVINGS. Deposits received in sums of $1. and upwards. DEPOSITS OVER $2,500,000.00 SURPLUS FUND 50,000.00 TRUSTEES: Charles P. Noyes, Wm. B. Dean, John D. Ludden, Ferdinand Willus, Kenneth Clark, Gustav Willus, John D. O'Brien, Thomas Fitzpatrick, William Constans, Harris Richardson, Mule M. Hannaford, Chas. G. Lawrance, BUY COAL NOW! DON'T WAIT FOR HIGHER PRICES Egg Stove Nut $8.75 Cargo Pea $6.75 S. W. VANDERWARKER 45 E. Fourth St. ST. PAUL $1.00 AND A PROMISE IS ALL THAT IS NECESSARY TO SEGURE AN Edison Phonograph or a Victor Talking Machine WRITE FOR PARTICULARS W. J. DYER & BRO. 21-23-25-27 WEST 5TH ST ST. PAUL, MINN. 28 and he is 30. They were married in St. Paul in April 1901; he deserted her in March of last year. Her maiden name was Frazier. Those of our patrons who desire to have matter published must get the same in this office not later than Thursday afternoon, otherwise it may be taken of any occasion that is not signed by the author. If you wish a good shave, hair cut, shampoo, or anything in the torsional line, call at Richard Coussy's neat barber shop, No. 274 1/4 Minnesota street. First class workmen only. Satisfaction guaranteed. Music for dances and all occasions furnished on short notice. Prof. Arthur Winstead has secured Wagner Hall, cor. Charles and Western for his dancing school. He will have a grand degam piano. He will have a grand soprano or about the second Thursday in June due notice of which will be given. Persons desiring to rent Wagner hall, corner Charles and Western avenues for lodge meetings, parties, dances, meetings or for any occasion may obtain the same at reasonable rates upon application to J. H. Charleston, 632 University avenue. Jarvis, the healer and saver of soles, 354 Minnesota street, says in one of his street car signs: "I can mend shoes better than I can write," and, if the sign is a fair specimen of his work as a writer, he's right, as he can mend all right if he cannot write all right. Mr. Charles A. Miller is now prepared to do expert work in the repairing of watches, clocks, Jewelry etc. he can to him at 903 Globe building and he can for good work and 'deliver the same when completed. If you have any such work to do give him an order. FIRST CLASS MEALS, like mother used to cook may be had at Mrs. Ella Smith's. No. 352 "Cedar street. Breakfast from 7 to 11 a.m.; lunch from 11 to 20 a.m.; dinner from 8 to 8 p.m. Meals to order when desired. Sunday dinners a special. Regular meals 25 cents. Hamm's New Beer. This beer is so decidedly superior to any draught beer ever before brewed, that within the few days it has been on sale it has already attained a fixed place in the menu. Hamm's New Brew. 100,000 barrels in stock on draught from now on. SAFE DEPOSIT AND STORAGE VAULTS. We invite your inspection. It costs little to place your napers, cash securities and valuables in absolute safety. Boxes in our vaults can hold for 4 $ per year. Store your boxed drinks, etc., with us. Northwestern Trust Co., 128 Endicott Avenue. Anything the matter with your stove, range, or furnace? If there is, just call at the St. Paul Stove Repair Works, 126 West Seventh street, between Fifth and Exchange streets, and they can make the repairs on short notice. You can also have a Stove or range supplied. Telephone: N. W. nished. Tel. N. W. Main 2893-L. The Valet Tailoring Co. Owen Howell, manager, has taken the place of Howell & Davis, tailors, East Sixth street. They have a new delivery wagon and have inaugurated a monthly scheme in which they agree to keep your clothes sponged and pressed and in good order for $1.00 per month. Go see them about it. The Williams Real Estate Co. is now doing what might be called a "land office" business. They have 28 houses and lots on their list for sale, and 17 vacant lots in various parts of the city. Anyone who desires to invest in real estate can do well to call and look over their list, a number of houses for rent. No. 475 Wabasha Street. THE ST. LOUIS KITCHEN, Mrs. Julia Hinson, proprietor No. 317 Wabasha, up stairs. Meals 25cts. 'Breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a.m., Dinner from 12:00 m. to 3:00 p.m.; Supper from 5:00 to 9:00 p.m. Sunday Dinner from 2:00 to 5:00 p.m. No supper on Sunday. All regular meals 25cts. All home cooking. Tel. N. W. Main 291- L. The Date, May 28th. What? Odd Fellows Anniversary. Where? Bowlby Hall, 6th and Robert Sts. The Valet Tailoring Co. Mr. Owen Howell manager, has made quite a lot of improvements, having put in another pressing table, making three inert gas ovens. The floor has been covered with carpet. The furniture has been put in, making the place the most up-to-date in the city. Give them a call when you wish anything in their line. Mr. Clifford Smith, our progressive taller, has found it necessary to enlarge his quarters on account of his business. He is now located in a suite in the Bradley Building, entrance at room 411. He has added a lot of furniture and fixtures as well as a fine stock of goods. Call to see him in his quarters No. 411 Bradley Building. Mr. Jesse D. Blackburn formerly of St. Paul, died at Northwestern Hospital Minneapolis, last Tuesday of meni- monia, aged 38 years. His brother Mr. Chas. M. Blackburn arrived in the city last Monday from Sault Ste Marie, Mich. and left Thursday with the remains for Georgetown Ky., his former home. Lyles & Ellott had charge of the body and prepared the same for shipment. Beautiful, made rugs may be made out of your old carpet, no matter how dirty or worn it may be. Rugs made any size desired and out of any sort of old carpet which will be cleaned and disinfected free of charge. Just call up the Simonet Rug Company, N. W. 'phone main and call for C. W. 'phone 1802, and they will call for old carpet. Rates reasonable. Office 90 West Seventh street where the beautiful rugs may be seen. Did it ever occur to you—that this is the time of the year to put your stoves and ranges in repair for winter? THE ST. PAUL, STOVE REVERBORKS, 125 W. Seventh street, has the stove and the best equipment in the city, and nish any part of any stove or range at any time and any place. A card will bring us, or you may 'phone N. W., Main 120-L01, or T. C. 242. Bear in mind that we can do your work and cheaper when cold weather sets in and we are rushed with orders. Time is short so DO IT NOW. The entertainment in magic which was given by Prof. William Robinson, the great Australian magician, at St. Philips Guild hall on last Wednesday, was to be performed at the hall to over flowing. The feats of magic which were performed by Prof. Robinson and his able assistant, Prof. Charles Edwards, were quite impressive. The audience was thoroughly delighted. The Manager Firston White is to be congratulated on his success. It is the intention of Manager White to repeat certain maneuvers near future, both here in Minnesota and due notice of which will be given. 2. T. H. LYLES W. B. ELLIOTT Res. 642 Rondo Telo Date 419-L.2 Tel. Dale 617-2 J. Res. 411 Univ.ty. LYLES & ELLIOTT. Funeral Directors and Embalmers. 322 Wabasha St. Calls Answered Day or Night in Twin Cities. Active Pall Bearers Furnished if Desired. MILLS' LUNCH AND SANDWICH ROOM J. S. Mills, proprietor, 444 Robert street, between Seventh and Eighth streets. Open from 6:30 a. m. to 2:30 a. m. Tel. orders delivered free. Telephone. N. W. Main 3082 L. This is to get your favorite sandwich or a good one. Grade of coffee is used and the cook knows how to prepare it. therefore, you are sure of excellent coffee. An epicure will find all of the delicacies of the season here. Soup and stews are always kept on. hand and such sandwiches are the New York, Pork Tent, Hamburger, Egg, Denver, Cheese Sausage, can be served at any time. If you try this place once you will be satisfied with the quality, service and price and you will be sure to call again. DR. VALDO TURNER Performs an Operation That Saves a Man's Life. One of the most notable feats in medical surgery in St. Paul for some time was performed by Dr. Valdo Turpin, a surgeon who visited the week. Mr. Rutherford was suffering from a serious case of urinary poisoning, having reached the conclusive stage. Two of the noted physicians of the city had been called in and after consultation decided that there was no need for surgery, and that nothing could be done for him even in the way of temporary relief, and they left without prescribing and with the statement that he could not live until morning as he was lying. Dr. Turpin was then called and he performed an operation and through his efforts, the patient was enabled to take nourishment the next day and he has so much improved that he left this week for his home in Macon, Mo. Has Moved to Larger and Better Quarters. The Elk Express Co. is growing and spreading out now that spring is here. The company has leased the building on the corner of St. Peter and St. Mary's Church for its office and storage. There has also been added to the present equipment one large stake wagon and two small ones. The company is now prepared to move any one as quickly as any other firm in the business and at as low rates, only a competent man are employed to handle the goods. G. J. Charleston Manager. The Young Peoples Club meets on Friday evenings. Defective Page CLARENCE CAMERON WHITE. America's Foremost Afro-American Violinist Coming. St. Agnes Guild of St. Philip's Mission begs leave to present to the people of the twin cities the noted violinist Mr. Clarence Cameron White of Washington, D.C., who will appear in a recital at Park Congregational church, corper of Holly Ave. and Mackubin street Thursday evening, May 24th at 8:00 sharp. Being confident that the people desire to see and hear those of rare talent and fame among us especially in the art of music, and knowing the pride we all take in these fortunate ones, St. Agnes Guild did not hesitate to secure the services of Mr. White; and, though the expense is heavy the members of the Guild feel safe in believing their efforts will be appreciated and supported. The money realized by this recital is to be devoted to the improvement of the church building. Those who will assist in the program are: M. G. H. Fairclough, director of the St. Paul Choral Club and choirmaster and organist of St. John, the Evangelist, of the children's chorus at the college sanglest. Mrs. Inez Von, Encke, soprano soloist, Mrs. E. Phillips, considered St. Paul's best bass soloist. Mr. Claude Jackson, chairmaster of St. Peter Claver Church. Mr. Lafayette Mason, of Minneapolis, accompanies a group of talent forms a combination which cannot be surpassed and all lovers of high class music surely will not miss the opportunity to hear it. Mr. White is director of the string department of Washington Conservatory, and he is special guest at the White House upon the special invitation of President and Mrs. McKinley. He was violin soloist with Prof. S. Coleridge Taylor, the eminent composer at the latter's first appearance in 1900. He appeared in New York City twice before audiences of 5,000 each. He was the first Afro-American artist to appear in recital at Carnegie Hall, Alleghey, Pa. He the newspapers wherever he has appeared give him the highest mead of praise. The officers and members of St. Agnes Guild are: Florence Utley, president; Olaele Jackson, secretary; M. J. H. Sherwool, treasurer; Cora McKenzie, treasurer; Cora Howard, Lenora Taylor, Noradine Howard, Artis Rogers, Lillian McCoy, Lyle Utley, Catherine Lealtad, Helen Kennedy, Ellen Warren, Myrtle Allen, Willie Moore, Gladys Wheat. The price of the tickets for this musical treat have been placed at the very moderate sum of 50 cents. Edgar De Baptiste Dead. One of the sudest deaths that has occurred in the city for a long time is that of Edgar Wells De Baptiste, who died, last Sunday morning of consumption after an illness of over five months, aged only 19 years. He was a devoted father and was loved by all who knew him. He worshiped God and his mother and tried to hide from her the extent of his suffering, never making a complaint during all of his long and tortured illness. He never spoke all of any one but was always ready to defend and justify others. His funeral was held at the residence of his parents. No. 569 Igleah manor, was provided for a clock, and was conducted by Rev. A. H. Lealtad, the pastor of St. Paul's Mission, who preached one of the most beautiful funeral sermons which has been heard in a very long time. He was presented with the friends of the deceased. The funeral was conducted by Lyles & Elliott, our new undertakers, and carried out most satisfactorily to all concerned. The casket was white cloth with silver trimming and the sashes which had been sent, there being over one hundred. During the services Miss Hattie Loomis sang "Face to Face," and Mr. Allen French, Jr., sang, "Flee as a bird." The holloway pall bearers were for young ladies, lades; Misses Gertrude James, Hattie Loomis, Fannie Howard of St. Paul, and Ollie Ward of Minneapolis. The active pall bearers were: Measrs. Robbie Howard, James Howard, Clarence Barnes, Bliss Archer, Willel French, James Goocit. The hearse was black with white curtains, drawn by white horses covered with black fringed net. Interment at Oakland. Card of Thanks. We desire to offer our grateful thanks to the many friends who gave evidence of their sympathy in various ways during the illness and at the door of our son and brother, Edgar Wells De Baptiste, and hope that each will be kindly remembered when the inevitable hand of Death strikes any of you. Sincerely, Edgar De Baptiste, Ella De Baptiste, Maurice De Baptiste. ST. JAMES A. M. E. CHURCH NOTES. We are in business for God. The church was further strengthened by the addition of Mrs. Ed. Myers, and Mr. W. A. Jenkins. Rev. Graves' sermons and intense earnestness are having their effect. Mrs. Mary Black Mason's singing had a telling effect and many were moved to tears. The Odd Fellows and Ruths were here every Sunday and served last Sunday and showed their appreciation of Rev. Graves by giving him a purse of $18.00. Mrs. Amella Turner became seriously ill just following the sermon and but for the attention of Dr. Turner might have died. Mrs. Adela Bellesen as usual was an invaluable aid; she is a wonder around the sick. Long live the Odd Fellows and "Ruths." The One More Effort Club met at the home of the bride, Mrs. Chas. Lazenberry last Tuesday evening and spent some pleasant times. The bride looked very much at home in her bedroom. The Church mourns Mrs. Horace S. Graves at the Parsonage. Let us fill the home. The collection last Sunday was $24,977 the additional rally money reported was 80 cents, making a total amount of $42. especially for the young folks. Come and hear them. Mr. Wm. Moore, husband of Mrs. Hattie Moore is quite ill at St. Joseph Hospital. Sunday School will remain at the hur of 12:45. Please take notice of this. Subject of Sunday morning sermon "Tongues Like Fire;" evening "The Story of John Mark." Brother Noah Anderson is still quite ill. NATIONAL THANKSGIVING. Forty-Fifth Anniversary of U. B. F. Baptist and Church, Sunday, May Church, Sunday, May 27. The Forty-fifth Anniversary and the United Brothers of Friendship and Sisterhood of the Sacred Ten will be held at Pilgrim Baptist Church Sunday, May 27, at 8 o'clock. North Star Lodge No. 138 U. B. F. Corinthian Temple No. 132 S. M. T. of St. Paul and Queen Esther Temple No. 134 S. M. T. of Minneapolis will hold a joint service. Rev. W. D. Carr will district Deputy Grand Master will be special program of papers and music bers of the order and local Twin City talent will be furnished. The public is cordially invited to be present. The U. B. F. May Party. The May Party which was given by North Star Lodge, No. 138 U. B. F. of St. Paul at Holcomb Hall, Napelops, on last Wednesday evening was a most delightful affair and was the largest number of the people of the Turtle Club. Each lady who attended was, entering the hall, presented a beautiful boutonnière tied with a dainty blue bow. When half the numbers on the program had been danced and during the session Mrs. Rogers voted for the Queen of May. Eleven ladies were voted for but the contest seemed to lay between Mrs. Flavia Rogers and Miss Birdella Robinson in which Miss Robinson was victorious, she receiving 32 votes to Mrs. Rogers' 38 votes, and Mrs. Rogers' 2 votes, she voted placed a crown of flowers, on the head of the fair young queen. The Ladies of Honor were then announced as follows: Miss Irene Jeffreys, Miss Lett Hayes, Mrs. V. C. Hale, Miss Martha Hale, Mrs. Hale, Mrs. Mamille Johnson, of Minneapolis; Miss Garnett Smith, Mrs. Flavia Rogers, Miss Vernie Giles, Miss Ella Charleston, Miss Jerusha Brown and Mrs. Cora Perry of St. Peter. The Queen and her Ladies of Honor and their escorts then led the grand march, after which the Queen's Jancters was danced. Excellent music was performed by the orchestra. Every one declared the occasion a most pleasant one. The Mecca Club Party The swellest social function of the season was the initial ball of the Mecca Club, which was given Monday evening at Bowen Hall where there was a ball present and the times of the ladies were superb while the gentlemen were resplendent in full dress suits. Dainty retirements and elegant chic attire were were neatly served. The music was fine, being furnished by Wolf's Orchestra. Among those who were present were: Mr. and Mrs. A. W. Ball, W. Jenkins, B. Archer, O. C. Hall, J. Q. Adams, H. F. High, H. F. Glebe, Valto M. Adams, H. F. High, H. F. Glebe, Peyton, J. W. Wynne, C. M. Lindsay; Mesdames J. E. Cloak, J. B. Turner, A. McDonald, B. Pliere, O. Taylor, J. M. Waugh, W. Mills, W. Smith, C. H. Miller, L. B. Butter, G. Cloak, Geo Wills, Mary Park, Flavia Rogers, Hass Waters, Missie Leola Moker, Hass Waters, Missie Leola Moker, Gardner, Allel Anderson, C. C. Clark, Hattie Loomis, Lettie Hayes, Eva Bell, Eugenia Cutter, Zelia Rear, Myrtle Bound, Florence Coton, Claudia Waugh, Minnie Howard, Hattie Grisom, Carrie Lindsay, Minnie James, Darius Mason, Judson James, Darius Mason, Judson James, J. M. Halton, C. P. Tyler, T. H. Green, H. Harris, C. A. Smith, W. Neal, E. Turner, W. French, W. Fort, W. Garder, C. D. Dorsey, J. L. Neal, Jr, P. A. Henderson, M. Major, M. A. Mickain, H. C. Hamilton, R. Dale, G. Hall. The grand march was led by Judge Johnson and Miss Leola Moker. the members of the club are: E. I. Robinson, Owen Howell, S. E. Hall, Clarence Smith, Irwin Williams, W. Dickerson, Jas. Howard RUFUS A. HOYT. Republican Candidate for Clerk of the District Court. Rufus A. Hoyt, Vice-President of the Trans-Mississippi Commercial Congress, which met in St. Paul, August 19-22, 1902, was born in Auburn, N. Y. He is descended from an old man named William, who read law with Hon. Milo Goodrich. Previous to this, he was bookkeeper and cashier of a large mercantile house for six years. After reading law, he spent a few years in the Rocky Mountains in Colorado. While in Colorado he had charge, as assigne of a large mercantile failure, to the city of Denver. As law, he was a member of a cavalry company for three years during the Indian troubles. He returned to New York, and after a visit with his father, came to St. Paul fifteen years ago. The first year he was here he became assigne of a large mercantile failure in Chicago. He represented a grocery house in the city, and the capacity of a commercial traveler. He was a delegate to the Trans-Mississippi Commercial Congress, held at Cripple Creek, Col., in 1901. After some hard work and a brilliant five-minute speech, he brought the Congress here against great opposition. He attended all of his congress-d benefited St. Paul in thousands of dollars. Mr. Hoyt is in the life and accident insurance business, and has represented the same companies for the last twelve years; is agent of the State Humane Society, a member of the City Humane Society, of the Maternal Health Center, of the Commercial Club, Orger of Eastern Stur, and National Humane Society. As member of the City Development Committee, Mr. Hoyt did herolic work that helped secure the additional 20 acres for the State Fish Hatchery and the Maternal Health Center for Ramsey County. Mr. Hoyt is well and favorably known, and has a host of friends. Matters Social, Religious and General Which Have Happened and Are to Happen Among the People of the City. Drink Golden Grain Belt Beer. It takes more than a fence to make a garden. Clarence Cameron White will appear in a recital at St. James church on the 25th inst. Mr. William R. Morris made a splendid address at St. Peter church last Sunday evening. Miss Essie Danner of Fulton, Ky., is spending the summer with her mother, Mrs. F. D. Danner. Mrs. Eva Force and daughter, Miss Eva of Carrollton, Ky., are visiting Rev. and Mrs. M. W. Witches. Mr. John Boon of Northfield spent several days visiting his daughter, Mrs. M. O. Cannon of Chestnut St. What's the matter with Hotel Dwyver 224 Washington Ave. S., when you want a good European hotel to stop at? All its right. If you are in need of work call up the Goodrich Russell Industrial Home 2408 Seventhenth aye south. Phone South 1499. Wednesday evening May 23rd The Pastor's Aid Society of St. Peter's church, will give a dandelion supper at the residence of Mrs. R. L. Buttner 1721—4th Ave So. Quite a number of Minneapolisattended the Mecca Club full dress parade last Monday evening in St. Paul; it was very swell and everybody present had a delightful time. Don't forget the Grand 25th Anniversary of the Odd Fellows, May 28th at Bowley Hall, 6th and Robert Sts. Mr Eli Miller and Mice Helen Sweel, also Mrs. Charles Palmer and Ann Lewis, were *arrived* this week. Rev M. W. Witthers performed the ceremony on each occasion. Mrs. F. A. Stokes of Spokane, Wash. left for Chicago last week, after spending several visiting Mrs. F. D. Danner. She will stop over a few days about June 30th, on her way home. Mr. John S. Wright of the postoffice has recently finished and moved into his new, and beautiful 8-room modern, home near the corner of 114th ave. So, home near the corner is encouraging to see so many splendid homes being built and purchased by the Afro-Americans of this city. There will be a grand festival of music given under the auspices of the young men's club at Bethesda Baptist church. 8th street between 11th and 12th ave. So. Wednesday evening, May 23rd, home good talent has been secured. All are invited Admission 15 cents. When In St. Paul and you wish to FIRST CLEAR MEALS, like you used to get at home call on Mr. Elia Smith. No. 352 Cedar street. Breakfast from 7 to 11 a. m.; lunch from 7 to 2; m. p.; dinner from 5 to 8; m. p.; order when desired. Sunday dinners a speciality. Regular meals 25 cents. WHEN IN ST. PAUL, go to the St. Louis Kitchen, 317 Wabasha, upstairs, for your meals. All home cooking, from 7:00 to 11:00 a.m. breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a.m. Dinner from 12:00 m. to 3:00 p. m.; Supper from 5:00 to 9:00 p. m. Sunday Dinner from 5:00 to 5:00 p. m. No supper from 5:00 to 5:00 p. m. Main 2325 L.; Mrs. Julia Hinson, Prentice HOTEL DWYER. A Right Step for the Future, the Greatest That Ever Happened. Hotel Dwyer No. 224 Washington Ave, S., the new and up-to-date hotel he man and the head of it. Call and see for one of his cards and see for yourself. When the people are in need of help they supplies them. When you are out of work he can place you on a bus in stopping at Hotel Dwyer: It is up-to-date with large, airy office and reading room, heat, electric light and bath. Mine Host Dwyer is the right man in the right place. Mr. Owen Howell, the manager of the Valet Tailoring Co. No. 156 E Sixth street, has branched out again. He has secured the room next door to his shop and has fitted up one of the nicest sort of smoking parlor to be found in this city. There is a handmade handsomely furnished back parlor or den for lovers of the weed. The tailor shop and the cigar parlorers are connected by a large archway. Both placements are finely painted, papered and decorated. In short it is just the sweetest place in town. He invites the public generally to give him a call. He will keep a full stock of cigars, tobacco and smokers articles second to none in the city. You must see the place to appreciate it. A Reminder. A SAVINGS ACCOUNT with the STATE SAVINGS BANK, 4th and Minn. Sins, insures not only absolute safety, but is an incentive to practice good manners, as small sums whenever convenient. DEPOSITS received * in sums of ONE DOLLAR and upwards. INTEREST COMPOUNDED ON JANUARY 15, 2014 AND FEBRUARY. ASSETS OVER $250,000.00 Charles P. Noyes, Presst. C. G. Law- rence, Treas. I declare, Hiram, that old yellow pup of yours is gettin' more an' more human every day." "Human, Sile? Why, he's always growling." "Yes; but he even grows at the weather. Costly Wallpaper. An impoverished peer, who has perped the walls of his smoking room with share certificate, sports that it is the most expensively decorated room in the city, for it cost him £200,000. Love's Subterfuge. Gerald—I declare, it raining. Geraldine—Take father's umbrella; then he will be glad to have you call again. Lideen & Co. THE UP TO DATE Tailors 104 E. SEVENTH ST. PAUL, MINN. Suits and Overcoats to Order $25. to $50. Pants and Vests $5 to $15 AT PARKER'S DRUG STORE You Will Find Everything Needed To Keep You Healthy And Well. OPEN EVERY DAY AND NIGHT THE YEAR 'ROUND. FIFTH AND WABASHA VIRGINIA RESTAURANT All Pastry, Bread and Rolls Home-made Oysters and Sandwiches, Specialties G. H. EVANS, PROPRIETOR. 449 Jackson St. ST. PAUL, MINN. Tel. N. W. Main, 3466-L C. A. MILLER EXPERT REPAIRER OF Watches, Glocks and Jewelry 903 GLOBE BLD. St. Paul EXPERT REPAIRER OF Watches, Clocks and Jewelry 903 GLOBE BLD St. Paul BEND A POSTAL CARD AND HE WILL CALL FOR AND DE- LIVER GOODS. Prices Reasonable and all Work Guaranteed. TEL. N. W. MAIN 2130-J TOWLE'S Log Cabin Maple Syrup TONLE'S LOG CABIN BAPLE STORE Was awarded the GOLD MEDAL at the World's Fair, St. Louis, 1904, for absolute purity and richness of flavor. The Approval of Millions of People Confirmed by the World's Greatest Exposition. FORD'S HAIR POMADE Formerly known as "OZONIZED OX MARROW" 80 **STRAIGHTENES** RINKEY is YET a single word can be used in any style desired consistent with its use in the language. The Ozonized Ox Marrow Co. (None genuine without my signature) Charlie Ford Last 78 Wabash Ave, Chicago, IL. Agents wanted everywhere. Points which Promise a Good Old Age to Their Possessor. The woman who desires long life must have eyes round and wide rather than long and narrow. If they are brown or hazel, life will be longer than if they were black or violet. The brow must be ample and slope back slightly from an absolute perpendicular. The head must be wide behind and over the ears. The brow must be wide and full and well set, and the chin square and firm. If the orifice of the ear is low, indicating a deeply seated brain, there is a better chance of long life. The woman who appears taller in proportion when sitting down than when standing has a good chance to live long. If the body is long in proportion to the limbs the heart, lungs and digestive organs are large. Prices Quoted at $280 a Vertical Foot, Instead of $240 Two Years Ago. "A five-foot elephant costs this spring," said an importer of animals, "$1,400, as against $1,200, for which such elephants could be bought two years ago. "Elephants like all other wild animals, are growing scarcer with the settlement of the globe, and their prices tend upward. More small elephants than big ones are imported because they cost less to begin with and because they are easier and safer to transport and showmen like them, too, because young elephants are more tractable and easier to train. A small elephant is attractive, anyway. "Then, the elephant is a hardy animal in captivity and it is naturally long lived, and the young elephant increases in value with its growth; and so, even with their prices tending upward, young elephants are good property." Spencer Eddy—diplomat, hero of Richard Harding Davis' "Princess Aline" and fiance of Miss Spreckels—was praising in Philadelphia a boy he knew. "Last Easter," said Mr. Eddy, "they put him in trousers, his first suit of trousers, and he was immeasurably pleased. "He walked up to a young and beautiful lady who was staying at the house. "Don't I look good?" he said. "Don't I look good?" he said. "\No, hine." the young lady. "Lovely. Do you like knickers better than frocks? "Lots better," he replied. "Why don't you take to 'em?" Young Captain Seabury, of the White Star liner Cretic, was talking about the colored signal lights of ships. "In the past," he said, "all lights were white. The colored light is a comparatively recent invention. "I once knew a young Scottish sailor to whom the new colored lights were an unknown thing. As he stood at the wheel of his sloop one night, a big steamer hove in sight, and the boy saw the great red and green lights for the first time. "He rammed down the helm with a lond yell. "Preserve us," he shouted; 'we're goin' right into the 'potcary shop at Peebles.' Senator Dolliver was condemning an opponent's argument. "In such an argument," he said, "the logic is absurdly false. It is like the logic of a young woman of Fort Dodge. This young woman sat lying on the needle one spring morning on the piazza of her pretty little house. A coat of her husband's was in her tap. The husband himself appeared, and she said freetfully: "It is too bad, the careless way the tailor put this button on. This is the fifth time I have to sew it on for you." Burgess Pennypacker, of West Chester, Pa., unlike Governor Pennypacker is an admirer of newspapers. Speaking before the Young Men's Christian Association of Wilmington the other day, he paid Philadelphia papers this high compliment: "The men who stand at the outpost of the twentieth century are the newspaper men, and I glory in them. It was the newspapers of Philadelphia that cleaned the state of Pennsylvania. They know what the people want. The cause that won't bear sunlight has no right on earth." Mohammedans of the Caucasus have a religious ceremony called "Chucksee Wucksee." It is a ceremony in which the fanatics cut and wound themselves in the following ghastly fashion, according to a traveler: "Each man, grasping a knifel in his hand, brought it up in front and down on the crown of his head. Almost at every stroke the blood gushed forth and soon one man after another became a staggering, blood-soaked figure. "I don't see the sense in speaking of a man as 'blind drink.'" "Why not? It simply means he's so very drunk that he can't see." "But no man is ever so drunk that he can't see. If he's very very drunk he can see snakes." A mule by any other name would kick* just as hard as "Maud" does. The same fabric with any other name would wear just as long as Saxony-Cheviot. But you know and we know that when you buy Saxony-Cheviot that it will wear until the proverbial cows come home—that it will never sine—that it will retain its "press" sweat and folded fabric just about the most dressy fabric that could be put into a $30 suit. That's the price we ask for a made-for-you suit of it. Lideen & Co. Tallors, 104 E. 7th St. SIGNS OF LONG LIFE. ELEPHANTS GOING UP. She Blushed. Seeing the Light. Feminine Reasoning. Tribute to the Press Blood-Soaked Religionists Seeing Things. RAPPING ON WOOD. A Popular Superstition Which Has a Religious Origin. "Guess I'd better rap on wood!" And then she—and pretty frequently he—reaches under the chair and conscientiously knocks three times on the frame of it. Undoubtedly most persons do it simply for the airy persiflage of it. But there are plenty of others to whom it represents a pretty vital precaution against being overtaken by an ill from which they have declared themselves free so far. The custom is said to have had a religious origin. The three knocks signified an appeal to each of the three persons of the Trinity, and the substance rapped upon was wood, because Christ was cricified upon a cross of wood. FIFTY KINDS OF HEADACHE. Dypepsia, Bad Liver, Strain and Overwork Chief Cauzes. “There are more than fifty kinds of headaches,” said a physician, “and sufferers from the more common forms may cure themselves by locating cause and treating themselves accordingly. The more frequent forms are a dull pain across the forehead, due to dypepsia; and pain in the back of the head due to the liver; a bursting pain in both temples, due to malnutrition; an ache on the top of the head, as though a weight pressed on the skull, due to overwork; an ache between the brows, just above the base of the nose, due to eye strain.” The Natural Way. A philanthropic person heard of a negro family that was reported in desisture circumstances and, calling at their home, he found the report true. The family consisted of a mother, a son nearing manhood's estate, and two young children. The benevolent old gentleman, after hearing the mother's story, gave her oldest son $1 to get a chicken for the Thun, giving dinner, and took his departure. No sooner was he gone than the negress said to her son: "Sambo, you done gib me dat dollah and go get dat chicken in de natchar way."—Philadelphia Ledger. Queen is Fond of Dickens The new Queen of Norway is said to be a great admirer of Dickens and to have read the "Christmas Carol" so much that she can recite it from beginning to end. Not long ago she said: "No one can be really bad who can cry over Tiny Tim." Every Christmas she sends parcels of presents to the crippled children in the homes and hospitals of London and to each present is attached a card bearing the message: "With Tiny Tim's Love." Shakspere was putting the finishing touches to "A Midsummer Night's Dream." Dropping his pen, he sighed: "If this were only two or three centuries later!" "And why, William?" asked Francis Bacon. "We could write in a part for a wooden Indian and a bale of hay and put this on as a musical extravaganza and retire on our fortunes within three months." Mystery Upon Mystery. Yep. I'm getting up a literary puzzle now. What do you mean? Sort of Lady or Tiger? No. I'm making a column of Henry James over into this new deformed spelling. Describing Him. Mrs. Malaprop—My husband is just crazy since the fsin' season opened. He can't think or talk of anything else. Mrs. Browne—Fond of angling, is he? Mrs. Malaprop—I should say so. He's a reg'lar ngliomaniac. Ways and Means He introduced the bill in the legis lature, you know. The bill. What bill. The bill. What bill? Why, the bill. Before his time the grafters were mostly reckless fellows and used checks. PEVEN. "Jim," said the boss, "I don't want you to write any more love letters on my typewriter." "W-why not, sir?" faltered the culprit. "Here the ribbon is burned full of holes." Needed Oiling. "Why, Jack, what a funny noise your heart makes." "That isn't my heart. That's my suspender buckle squeaking." After the Aboriginal Fashion. "I see that the descendants of Pocohontas are going to have lively reunion at the Jamestown exposition." "I's pose they'll whoop it up in great style." The Only Way. Jess—Why on earth did Gladys marry Charles Dumley? Tess—Oh, she took the greatest fancy to Charley's Boston bull, and he would not give her the dog. Mr. Walter Porter, the enterprising proprietor of the People's Shining Parlor, No. 114 F. 4th street, got a chance to sell his $ for a good round sum and has now opened two shining parors, one at No. 95½ E. 4th street, and the other at 127 E. 5th street. N. B. MARSHALL Carpenter and Builder, 642 Jackson Street We have in our midst a first class carpenter and builder in the person of Mr. N. B. Marshall 642 Jackson st. He will also give prompt attention to jobbing and general repairing, painting and decorating. Estimates furnished upon application. Telephone N. W. Dale 381 J-2. He has 50 lots on University avenue for sale on a cash payment of $25, and a monthly payment of $10. Will build houses on these lots to suit purchasers on monthly payments. DON'T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY. Cosmopolitan Mutual Casualty Company ASSIGNMENTS ACCEPTED Coemopolitan Mutual Casualty Company, Home Office, 422 Bradley Bldg. St. Paul, Minn.; Joseph S. Strong, President; Thomas R. Morgan, Secretary. Incorporated Sept. 14, 1905. Commenced business Oct. 1, 1906. Attorney to accept service in Minnesota. INCORRANCE COMMISSIONER, Membership fees with applications (1) $140.00 Annual dues and expense assessments or premiums (2 and last part of 3) 111.00 Premiums or assessments for specific or temporary disability benefits (3) 74.40 Total paid by members $326.00 Specific benefit claims, including installments paid (1) $ 3.00 Temporary disability benefits and other payments to members (2-3) $ 3.00 Total paid to members $ 3.00 Commissions, salaries and expenses of agents and collectors (4-6) $ 177.20 Salaries of officers and employees (7-8) $ 74.40 All other disbursements $ 74.40 Total disbursements $ 254.60 Excess of income over disbursements $ 71.40 Excess of disbursements over income $ 71.40 Total admitted assets $ 71.40 Assets not admitted. $ 75.00 EXHIBIT OF CERTIFICATES OR POLICIES BUSINESS OF 1908. Claims unpaid December 31 (beginning of year) None Claims incurred during the year Total. Claims unsettled during the year. None Unpaid December 31 (end of year). None Terminated by death or specific benefit during year * All businesses done. All others done. (COPY OF ASSOCIATION'S CERTIFICATE OF AUTHORITY.) WHEREAS, the Cosmopolitan Mutual Casualty Co., a corporation organized under the laws of Minnesota, is complied with the requirements of the laws of this State, relating to Co-operative Assessment Insurance Co. NOW, THEREFORE, the undersigned, Insurance Commissioner, do hereby empower and authorize the above named Society to transact its appropriate business of CO-OPERATIVE OR ASSESSMENT Accident insurance in the State of Minnesota, according to the laws thereof, until terminated prior to January, A. D. 1007, unless said authority be revoked or otherwise legally terminated prior to January. IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand and affixed my seal of office at St. Paul, this 31st day of January A.D. 1006. Electro-Therapeutic Blanket A POSITIVE CURE FOR Rheumatism, LaCrippe, Paralysis, Cout, Pneumonia, Apendicitis, Neuralgia and all Chronic Spinal and Stomach Troubles. METHOD OF TREATMENT. The action of these Blankets is to superinduce a process of sweating by means of a newly patient arrangement of electrolyte wires, which carry the current in a tortuous course throughout the entire surface of the blanket. The patient is first enveloped in a heavy woven blanket and then encased from the shoulders downward in the electrical blanket and reclines upon the table, while the suitable applied by the Trops actuation of the switchboard is applied at the feet. The Trops an even current is distributed over the entire surface of the body and increased or decreased at the will of the operator, producing a mild or largely process of sweating. The action of the input or first blanket is absorbed this sweet and pains the patient perfectly comfortable while undergoing treatment. When the current is turned off, the patient is removed from the blankets, given a bath and briskly rubbed with a course towel, producing a vigorous circumference of the wound. It is concluded by the external application of certain medicines over the affected portions of the body. PROF. J. R. WHITE 205 Phoenix Block A modern brewery in every respect is the BIG Hamm BREWERY We have every facility for mak- ing and do make the Best Beer on the market. Case or draught. CALL FOR IT METHOD OF TREATMENT St. Paul. Electric Blanket FOR Gout, Pneumonia, Chronic Spinal tubes. It. be a process of sweating by whee, which carry the cur- surface of the blankets. The and then encased from the mechanics upon: the table, while the current upon the table, of a current is distributed over decreased at the will of the sweating, the action of and the patient per- then the current is turned in a bath and briskly rub- bed on the affected medies over the affected 205 Phoenix Block J.S. MILLS' LUNCH AND SANDWICH ROOM. No. 444 Robert Street, Between Seventh and Eighth. Telephone N. W. Main 3082-L Open from 6:00 a. m. to 2:30 a. m. This is the place where you can get your favorite sandwich, good hot coffee, cocoa, lunch or meal. An epicure will find all the delicacies of the season here, with cooks who know how to serve them. Touthsome sandwiches may be procured here that cannot be gotten in any other place in the Twin Cities. All of the principal street cars stop near my place. While waiting for a car, you other time, come in and keep the gritty hot by getting your favorite dish. Ladies and girls a delightful place to come to as everything is neat and clean, and they can take at screened or unscreened tables and be treated with the greatest courtesy. If you come here once you will be sure to call again. SANDWICH BILL. Epicurean Sandwich 25 Club Sandwich 25 Mosaic Sandwich 25 Otterion Sandwich 15 Russell Sandwich 15 Excelsior Sandwich 15 Welsh Rarebit Sandwich. 15 Ale, York Sandwich. 15 Chicken Sandwich. 15 Harlequin Sandwich. 10 Ham and Egg Sandwich. 10 Oyster Sandwich. 10 Dove Sandwich. 10 Rabbit Sandwich. 10 Ple, 5c, Rolls, 5c, Doughnuts, 5c, Co Hamburger Steak Sandwich. 10 Pork Steak Sandwich. 10 Plain Steak Sandwich. 10 Roast Veal Sandwich. 10 Roast Beef Sandwich. 10 Fish Sandwich. 10 Roast Chicken. 10 Pork Chop Sandwich. 10 Sardine Sandwich. 10 Tongue Sandwich. 5 Cheese Sandwich. 5 Ham Sandwich. 5 Egg Sandwich. 5 Wildwater Sandwich. 5 ffee, 5c, Rolls, 5c, Co HARM GLASSES EYE DEFECTS AND SYMPH EN CENTS. RM SES AND SYMPTOMS. PAST G. No. 123, G. ond and fo. Odd Fellion corner, Wm. Hickman, o nue. ST. PA- mente seco. Odd Fellion corner, Far- rington a (acting) R. P.; Goo; B. asha. HOUSEI U. O. of C Monday in Hall, N. W ton Aves. Maggie B. Johnson, W. UNITED NORTH HARM GLASSES EYE DEFECTS AND SYMPTOMS. Eye defects are few—symptoms many. There can be but two defects in the hui The eye may be too long in whole. The Myopic eye. Or too short in whole—the Hyperopic Combine the two in one eye and we ha Properly adjusted glasses will correct Medicines or waiting, never. Symptoms that spring from these two ormations are manifold; such as eye and gestion, Dyspepsia, Nervous Debility, Cho other ailments having their origin in lack We correct all Defects of the human will remedy. Charges reasonable. Satisfa HARMS OCULO CURES SORE EYES 25c P F. H. HARM & OPTICIANS, 109 East Seventh Street. ects in the human eye. in whole. Then we have the e Hyperopic eye. eye and we have Astigmatism. will correct these defects. ever. from these two simple eye mal- as eye and headaches, Indi- Debility, Chorea, Epilepsy and origin in lack of nerve force. of the human eye that glasses able. Satisfaction guaranteed. RE EYES 25c PER BOTTLE. RM & BRO. DIANS, Theeye may be too long in whole. Then we have the Myopic eye. Or too short in whole—the Hyperopic eye. Combine the two in one eye and we have Astigmatism. Properly adjusted glasses will correct these defects. Medicines or waiting, never. Symptoms that spring from these two simple eye malformations are manifold; such as eye and headaches, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Nervous Debility, Chorea, Epilepsy and other ailments having their origin in lack of nerve force. We correct all Defects of the human eye that glasses will remedy. Charges reasonable. Satisfaction guaranteed. REMEMBER Pneumatic Soles. TheSharoodS The Largest Ex of High-Grade F The Largest Exclusive Manufacturers of High-Grade Footwear in the West Sharood Shoes Are Made for the Whole Family FOURTH AND BROADWAY, ST. PAUL, MINN. Epicurean Sandwich ..... 25 Club Sandwich ..... 25 Mosaic Sandwich ..... 25 Criterion Sandwich ..... 15 Russian Sandwich ..... 15 Excelsior Sandwich ..... 15 Welsh Rarebit Sandwich ..... 15 New York Sandwich ..... 15 Chicken Sandwich ..... 15 Harlequin Sandwich ..... 10 Ham and Egg Sandwich ..... 10 Oyster Sandwich ..... 10 Denver Sandwich ..... 10 Rabbit Sandwich ..... 10 Pile ..... 5c Rolls ..... 5c Doughnut ..... 5c A. E. M. B. MOST WORSHIPFILP GRAND LODGE OF MINNESOTA, F. F. AND A. M. R. S. BROWN, GRAND MASTER. 465 Century Bldg., Minneapolis, Minn. R. B. DURANT, GRAND SECRETARY. 831 Payne Ave. St. Paul, Minn. PIONEER LODGE No. 1, A. F. and A. M. meet first and third Mondays of each month at Wagner Hall, cor, Charles street and Western avenue, at 8:00 p.m. f. M. L. meet second and third Mondays, De Lyons, Secy, 566 Temperance street. PERFECT ASHLAR LODGE NO. 4, A. F. and A. M. meet second and fourth Tuesdays at Wagner Hall, Cor, Charles street and Western avenue, at 8:00 p.m. f. T. Chandler, W. M., 144 E. 138th St. N. B. Marshall, Secy., 544 Aurora avenue. MARS LODGE NO. 2202 MEETS on campus and Tuesday at Odd Fellows Hall. 221 West University, corner Farrington avenue. Entrance on Farrington. Daniel Roy. N. G.; Thos. R. Kraman. P. S., 452* St. Anthony avenue. PAST GRAND MASTER'S COUNCIL No. 122, G. U. of O. F, meet the sec- tion at Odd Fellows' Hall, each month at corner Farrington. Entrance on Farrington. Wm. R. Morris, W. G. M.; Thos. B. Hickman, W. S. No. 422 St. Anthony avail- ence. ST. PAUL PATRIARCHY NO. 114, meets second Monday in each month at Odd Fellows' Hall, 221. W. University. Farrington. Entrance on Farrington (acting) R. V. P.; W. R. Morris, P. M. V; P.; Geo. B. Lowe, W. P. R., 178% Wabasha. OUSEHOLD OF RUTH. No. 583, G. O. F, meet second and fourth Monday in each month at Odd Fellows' Hall, N. W. Cor. University and Farrington Aves. Entrance on Farrington. Mrs. M. Johnson. W. R. No. 916 Marlston St. UNITED BROTHERS OF FRIENDSHIP. NORTH STAR LODGE NO. 138, U. B. F., meets first and third Tuesday in each mouth at hall No. 116 West Sixth street. Brothers in good standing always welcome. J. R. White W. M., J. Q. Adams, W. Sec'y, 49 E. Fourth street. John H. Hayes Lodge No. 6, K. of P. meets first and third Tuesdays in each month at hall cor. of University and Farrington Avenues, at 8:00 o'clock P. M. Knights of Pythias in good standing always welcome. John H. Hayes, C. C. R. W. Gully, K. of R. and S. 389 Rondo. BIDDLE CIRCLE, LADIES OF G. A. R. meets first and third Tuesdays of each month in Supreme Court room old capitator building, Mrs. M. J. Leavitt, Pres. Mr. J. R. White. Sec. Phoenix Bldg. ST. JAMES' A. M. E. CHURCH, COR. Fuller and Jay streets. Sunday services, 1100 a. m.; 7:30 p. m. Wednesday prayer meeting, 8:00 p. m. Pastor visits on Monday and Tuesday at home Wednesday and Thursday. Weddings, funerals and the sick attended on notice. Rev. H. S. Graves, Pastor. Parsonage, Cor. Jay and Fuller. PILGRIM BAPTIST CHURCH, Cor. 12th and Cedar. Sunday services: Preaching at 11 a. m. and 7:45 p. m. Sunday school at 12:30 o'clock Wednesday evening. General Service meeting. Friday evening. Study Sunday school lesson. Fugார and weddings promptly attended. Rev. W. D. Carter, Pastor, 1000 Iglehart. ST. PHILIP'S EPISCOPAL MISSION'S Center Airors avenue and Mackabin street Sunday services: Early celebration of Holy Charismatic meet and the third Sunday. Holidays: 11:00 a. m. Matins, second and fourth. Sundays, 11:00 a. m. Sund. If school 12:36 p. m. Brotherhood of St. Andrew, 6:30 p. m. Vespers, 7:30 p. m. Week services. Wednesday, confirmation class, 8:00 p. m. Friday,确认日期. 8:00 p. m. Saturday. Holy Eucharist 9 A. M. Rev. A. H. Leatad. 112 Carroll. PEOPLES TEA AND COFFEE COMPANY, J. J. HARTY, Proprietor. ST. PAUL, - MINNESOTA. Telephone Dale 439-J. OOD'S ST. PAUL. MINN. A John H. Hayes Lodge No. 6, K. of P. meets first and third Tuesd- cor of University and Fur- rionn. Avenues, at 8:00 o.m. in Highland of Pythias in good standing always welcome. John H. Hayes, C. C. R. W., Gully, K. of R. and S. 359 Rondo. Rev. H. S. Graves, Pastor. Parsonage, Cor. Jay and Fuller. STAPLE AND FANCY 517 University Ave.