The Appeal
Saturday, March 6, 1909
St. Paul, Minnesota
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THE APPEAL KEEPS IN FRONT
BECAUSE:
1-It aims to publish all the news possible.
2-It does so in impartial wasting no words.
3-Its correspondence are able and energetic.
MISS FANNIE WARD,PLAYING A JEROME K. JEROME HEROINE, TALKS OF HER AUTHOR
A
LADY HELEN GORDON LENOX
Who will accompany her father, the duke of Richmond, on a visit to America
this summer in search of health.
VOL. 25. NO. 10.
According to Her He Passes a Ruddy Face, Red Hair and a Scarlet Tie.
"Will you promise not to give me away if I tell some tales out of school?"
The question was Miss Fannie Ward's, and she asked it of the Herald reporter who went to see her at her hotel after she asked an interview. An offender was interposed at first to threaten the fate of the interviewer, for there was no telling whether there would be any time to interview Ward after the stories. Perform the actress's role in the reporter's direct the or she quickly interrupted that the stories were about Mr. Jeremy K. Jerome, the author of "The New Yorker" which she is appearing in Wallace's theatre.
This cleared matters wonderfully. "Stories out of school" about the town in an boat "ought to be worth listenin' to," the reporter promised not to give Miss Ward away.
She stage the Wallack's Miss Ward is Lady Bantock; on stage she stage it just Miss Ward and she stage it Miss Missouri, for St. Louis is her native New York theatergoers seem to insist she English—and she is as splendidly animated in her rooms as she is at Bantock hall, the scene of the play.
"You know, she began by preamble—"wow" she looks like." He has a ruddy hair and a scarlet tie. When you first see him you think one has him. Being a humorist, he is very serious, in addition he's awfully near sighted.
"He has just two bellies—servants from his Surrey—magnificent estate, fine furniture, that sort of thing—and he keeps more servants than you can shake a stick out of his a Socialist. And now you have the background, here's the story:
"A friend came down to visit him from home; he had the usual good time. After dinner he house it was 1 o'clock in the morning we went into the dining room for a final coffee and cognac for a while and then it being a fine nightlight, then we strolled about the grounds. When they were back in the house it was 1 o'clock in the morning we went into the dining room for a final coffee and cognac for a while and out on the balcony overlooking an garden.There was a big table to eat and drink on it and about to laughing and having a very gregarious
"Not at all, that is wag you are!"
"You see these people serve me for so many hours a day and when they've done their duty they are servants no more, they have guests each day after working hours, after working hours, same privileges that you or I have here when their work is done, as you see—that's the kind of real garden, emphasized the truth of that—But, protested the guest, that's the kind of real of you, old chap, but, I say, my wife is real of you, real of you, imagine. Won't you call off the party, I'm beautiful, you know? How I can possibly sleep through these festivals, but I could, old chap. I gladly change your room for you, but I possibly interfere with my guests."
Miss Ward was convulsed with laughter at the tale. When she got her hands around the table, and that's the way matters stood.
The garden party was called off, but the Londoner slept that night, in a Italian garden, isn't that delicious?
And the other one is better yet; but I'll get myself disliked for it. I'm not sure, but Jerome—about the horses, He funnels that he's the best tandem
PHOTO BY MOTFET.
MISS FANNIE WARD
driver in Surrey, and whenever he has some visitor of state down at his place he has the tandem hitched up and they are taken a driving over the place. He is lady of rank, and sure enough, the tandem drive was a part of the programme, Mr. Jerome handing the ride up.
"That night at dinner the beautiful of the estate were one of the guests and guest asserted that it was one of the finest seen and that she enjoyed the ride immediately."
But, she admitted. Two great curiosity to know why a postition was riding along the hold of the leader.
"A signal under the table caused the tandem to look about and caught the warning eye of Mrs. Jerome, who quickly turned the conversation. Just as soon as the two men departed the women had a heart to talk heart.
"You know, my dear, explained Mrs. Jerome, a teacher, a keen-eyed and neatly-used and his awfully touch on that point. For a long time I've realized that it was dangerous for me, he is by faulty eyesight, for believe me, he cannot see the leader at all. I am a little one, for one thing, a theatrical vee, along at the head of the leader and sort of take care of things, don't you know? And, of course, sensitive a man, he cannot let him know of all at.
He's been driven years now creed it, and he relief to my self keep selfishly waiting to keep selfishly as the story for the tandem to change the tandem to a witness and to ask the cuir.
"What are you doing? The actress of humor deciles."
Listen a little riliously.
"The once upon a time advertised that the tress was in a cage. And when the tress was in a cage, Now, the tress to me he are a little one, for one thing, a theatrical vee, along at the head of the leader and sort of take care of things, don't you know? And, of course, sensitive a man, he cannot let him know of all at."
THE APPEAL.
He's been driving that way for several years now and has never discovered a relief to my nerves, don't you know? "Now can you blame me for not myself any longer?" his story all to myself keep selfishly bottled up.
And Miss Ward laughed as apprehension as though she'd heard the story and took daylight, dared to ask the question: "What are your impressions of America, Miss Ward?"
The actress possesses a keen sense of humor declined to jest on this subject. "Listen a minute," she said most seriously, "there is a famous act that once upon a time a famous advertised that at a matinee performance she would appear in a cake with her friends, and then the curtain went up. And when the curtain went up, stress was in a cage with ten dramatic critics.
"But, the critics have been delightful to me here, my native country, but they are bound to mix up things, and I am not an English girl, for one thing, for all the people I a theatreventure in my life. Never have I ever had a single shilling in a life, my career. Just because I had been a man, man it was rumored that I got my engagements by paying for the projections. And I had been peared. That's absolutely untrue. Just as is the tale or the impression that, as an actress, I'm of 'mushroom'."
"But," and the speaker's face was beaming with good humor again, but his first appearance in a leading role. "That's absolutely untrue. Just as is the tale or the impression that, as an actress, I'm of 'mushroom'."
"But," and the speaker's face was beaming with good humor again, but his first appearance in a leading role. "That's absolutely untrue. Just as is the tale or the impression that, as an actress, I'm of 'mushroom'."
"But," and the speaker's face was beaming with good humor again, but his first appearance in a leading role. "That's absolutely untrue. Just as is the tale or the impression that, as an actress, I'm of 'mushroom'."
Alsatian Cheese.
1,000,000 F
THE DREAM.
765,383.
765,384.
765,385.
ARRISH SEES PEAS
NIGHT AND DAY.
J. NORMAN LYMP.
JUST WHAT
HE WAS
THE DREAM
765,383.
765,384.
765,385.
WOW !!!
THERE ARE THREE
PEAS MISSING !!!
I WONDER WHERE
I LEFT THEM?
65,984, 65,985, 65,986,
AND EXPECT ILL NAME.
TO EAT THIS LOT—65,987,
65,988. — ILL STOP TRYING
TO BE FUNNY AFTER
THIS—65,989, 65,990.
PARRISH SEES PEAS
NIGHT AND DAY.
J. NORMAN LYND.
JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT
HE WAS DONE WITH THEM!
WARNWRIGHT, IS UP AGAINST IT NOW?
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How I Nearly Lost to Sweet Sixteen
overdontence. I found that the
axiom to be just as true of the
my victory over the Widow's anguish
penny I really believed that there wasn't a woman on earth I couldn't have hand tied behind my back. So when a match was arried between me and I, I was young person of sixteen, with big brown eyes that looked like a newly hatched
penny I really believed that there was no earth I couldn't defeat with one hand tied behind my back. So when a man came rushed between me and a skinny young person of sixteen, with big brown eye that made them look a newly hatched robin, I don't mind saying that I thought I was a sure winner. I cut out all training, and when I went into the ring as was a fast and short winded as an alabaster. A frightening woman is hereditary in the Cupid family, and it's harder for me to lose a few extra pounds than to win a fight. Also I'd been celebrating the Squeezezenpy victory in fine style.
She was like those fellows that write long treatments on the theory of flight but who wouldn't run a heavier-than-air machine if the world's salvation depended on it. When she thought she was like that when I stepped into
a barn fighter called Cashel Byron, who tried to rush her to the ropes, but she danced away from me with a funny little smile working all the time.
To win a wager of $2.50, Henry Parish of Meddybeams, Me, has spent nearly a month counting peas. His eyes are in such condition that whether open or shut he sees peas and quart cans. When he sleeps he dreams of peas and quart cans, and he is well nigh crazy.
About Thanksgiving time Parish and a neighbor named Wahiright have engaged in an argument.
"Bet," $2.50 I can count a million peas before I reach the middle of January," said Parish.
"I take that bet," said Wahiright.
"You count 'em and put 'em in glass fruit jars."
Parish began, and before the week was out he had peas on the brain.
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"Don't you know there's a man dying of cancer," she said. "How funny?" she laughed. "Don't you know that any number of the most beautiful women in New York are cancer patients, and that it is a great condensation for him to notice you at all?"
"Poor old thing!" she sighed, dodging again.
"He's worth $10,000,000," I added,
alming frantically at her curpidity.
"But there's such a disparity in our ages, she countered. "But, of course, she could be about me as all that he can speak to mamma—if that's what you mean." It wasn't at all what I meant, but he helped, and he helped, and he helped, my second jumped into the ring, threw his arms around Sweet Sixteen and began calling her his dear friend. "You never could be grateful enough, her for accepting him and bringing back all his ideals of womanhood. She added a foul, of course, but it wasn't a bad one."
he said a foul, of course, but it wasn't a referee, a referee called it a draw.
Care of Ferns
With proper care table ferns should last two months. Many people are even more successful with them. The must be kept moist, not soaking wet.
Do not allow them to become chilled. Do not allow them from sixty to seventy degrees is best. The plants should be placed in a window where they will receive light and water. They should be watered every day, but not too much. Be sure that the plants are as warm water is injurious to ferns. As soon as any of the leaves get down near the root cut them away. A good way to prolong the life of the plant is to repot it, placing about two inches of crushed leaves at the bottom of the plant.
Fans of all kinds have never been more luxurious than this winter. Large
Gave Elabo
MRS. BOBERT
Mrs. Robert Clark Morris gave an elaborate dinner in the Hotel Savoy, New York, where she and Mr. Morris have been spending the winter.
Mrs. Morris, wearing a directoire gown of delicate rose colored satin
100,000 PEAS, COUNT 'EM, 1,000
WOW!!! THERE ARE THREE PEAS MISSING!!! I WONDER WHERE I LEFT THEM?
JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS DONE WITH THEM!
He took all his wife's empty fruit jars and all the peas he could borrow, and by Saturday night he had counted 100,000. This gave him hope and he began to boast to Walwright.
"I'll tell you what I'll do," says the latter. "If you count the peas without making a mistake I'll eat 'em all in two weeks; if you overcount or undercount you eat 'em."
Parish took this bet and counted the first batch over again, to be sure he had made no error. Finding that he was three peas_out of the way he got nervous.
A couple of days ago Parish finished in a rush and took all the cans over to Wainright's house.
"There are the peas. Now you eat
THE APPEAL STEADILY GAINS
BECAUSE:
4- It is the organ of ALL Afro-Americans.
5- It is not controlled by any ring clique.
6- It asks no support but the people's.
feather ones are being carried with sticks of pearl or carved ivory. Some shells are closely inlaced with an arabesque shell or a decorative combination of the dark shell with the gold is extremely rich. The plumes are large, soft ones of a nale which one's gown or of a creamy white. The majority who cannot indulge in the costly as these are carrying these. The web-like articles are built perhaps more for their beauty than utilise. But when it is only the question of what matter so long as it is beautiful? There are those with silver filigree sticks combined with pointe de Venise. These histinguished and have found great favor.
Little Blue Pigeon
Sleep, little pigoon, and fold your wings
Wings
Little pigoon with velvet eyes
Sleep to the singing of the mother-bird swinging—
Swinging the nest where her little one lies.
Away out yonder I see a star—
Silvery star with a twinkling song; To the soft dew falling I hear it call.
Calling and tinkling the night along.
In through the window a moonbeam
comes.
Little and moonbeam with misty
wings;
All silently creeping it asks: "Is he sleeping—
Sleeping and dreaming while mother sings"
Up from the sea there floats the sob
Of the waves that are breaking upon
the shore.
As they move they are groaning in
anguish and meaning—
Bemoaning the ship that shall come no more.
But sleep, little pigeon, and fold your wings—
Little blue pigeon with mournful
eyes;
Am I not singing? See, I am swinging—
Swinging the nest where my darling
lies.
—Eugene Field.
On the Edge.
She—Economizing, are they? You are economizing. Wood they were simply rolling in wealth. He—Well, that may be true, but I believe they have to be careful not to roll too far. St. Louis Times.
A Loser.
"How do you woo the Mrs. Rogers isn't going to have new furs this winter?"
"I played bridge with her last night."
rate Dinner
C. MORRIS
PHOTO BY MARK C. CURTIS
and silver spangled lace with ornaments of pearls, received her guests in the small reception room leading to the ballroom, where the dinner was served at one large table. The floral decorations were entirely of spring blossoms.
65,984, 65,985, 65,986. AND I EXPECT ILL HAVE. TO EAT THIS LOT—65,987, 65,988—I'll STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY AFTER THIS—65,989, 65,990.
WRIGHT IS UP AGAINST IT NOW.
'em," he commanded; "also fork over the $2.50."
"But how do you know that you've counted correctly?" protested Wain-wright.
"You don't; so count 'em yourself," chuckled Parish.
"Well, I guess I'll take it for granted, if you'll let me off on eating 'em," said Wainwright, after thinking it over. "I'll pay you the $2.50 and call it square."
"Oh, no, you don't," gurgled Parish; "a bet's a bet, and you've got to count 'em. Then I bet you'll have to eat 'em."
Wainwright is now counting peas to see whether he does or does not eat them.
$2.40 PER YEAR.
Bouil la Baisse.
Many inquiries have been made relative to the dish made famous by the chef, Mr. Browne.
h made famous by or by president-
ment. He is his recent enter-
tainer, Johnny Orleans. This chef d'oure is worthy of a place on the menu. It is varied some times to suit the team, resem-
bling someone on our fish chowders.
1910
Ingredients: Three tablespoons of olive oil one clove of
Chicken Gumbo.
One chicken, one-half can of tomatoes, one quart of green okra, bay leaves, one cup of water, watering the chicken is fat use with oil from this fat, seasoning with salt and pepper.
Prepare the chicken by cutting up the pieces, first splitting it down the middle and then unjoint; separate the back from the breast and cut each into several pieces cross-wise; cut each part of the leg into four pieces; separate the water and the tomato, and cook without boiling until tender. Season and turn into a hot soup tureen, and serve steamed rice, from a separate dish, filling a spoonful of rice into each dumbo of gumbo.
Gravies and Meat Sauces.
Mrs. Newlywied bees for information about the making of gravies and meat sauce, right, but when she takes a roast from the oven or a piece of meat from the oven or a piece of meat always confuses printed directions, as is true in many cases. For instance in the case when sometimes too much water is sloppy, tasteless gravity, Mrs. Newlywied has had this experience with veal and has instead of thickening the addition of milk to the liquor for the addition of veal had been stewed, and then a veal had been sliced. The result was oceans of "wall paper paste." In the first place veal is rather tasteless, instead of thickening the gravy with milk, and the terrace over the fire a pan, into which place a rounding tablespoon of gravy of oyster sauce and a rounding tablespoon of flour. Allow this to melt and add a slice of oyster and a rounding tablespoon of flour. Allow this to melt and add a tomato sauce, perhaps, and then two cups of the veal stock, if a rather thick sauce is desired; if not add more sauce and pepper, and pour over the meat.
A few drops of lemon juice pleases some palates.
If a perfectly white sauce is desired, place two cups of the stock with one cup of milk in a double boiler. Cream a heaping tablespoonful of flour with an equal quantity butter and add to a seasoning. Season with salt and white pepper.
Braised Soup Bone.
There is no economy in the soup joints. Select instead some of the chicken cuts of meat with bone included.
The soup meat if properly treated can be the best rather tasteless for hashes, etc.
Try this method of braising the soup meat and serve at the same meal at the dinner table.
Half an hour before dinner take the pieces of meat from the kettle, drain, roll in cracker meal, which has been sautéed with salt and pepper, place in a small dish and add a half a can of tomatoes, a small onion sliced and a green pepper minced.
Then add the soup and add an added flavor instead of the flat disjointment that soup meat usually is.
The Wednesday morning lesson will complete the reply to Mrs. Newlywed's inquiries.
In further reply to Mrs. "Newlywed" will assure her that her letter made the soup taste better and invite her and all other newlyweds to make use of this department freely, as it gives the writer the opportunity to meet and interact with others.
The difficulties which arise in one household are sure to be duplicated in others, and what will be of help to them will always find you prepared with a flavoring for soups, sauces and gravis.
This recipe appeared in issue of Feb. 4 in conjunction with the broiled steak.
Put into a small frying pan a couple of tablespoons of granulated sugar and let it sit on the table that is bring it to almost the burning point without allowing any part of it to burn. Then let it dark brown. Understand that this devises the sugar of its sweetness. When this point is reached, pour in two cups of water and let remain over for a few minutes, when it may be bottled for use. For custards, creams, puddings, etc., do not brown as much as for the meat because the sauce may be used for either purpose.
Onion Sauce.
Boll the onions until tender, chop fine after being thoroughly drained. Have ready a pint of scalding milk in a double boiler, thicken the milk with one tablespoon emulsion and four, well with salt the onions and season well with salt and pepper.
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Grand Master Martin of the Caucas-
fan Masonic Grand Lodge of the more
or less grand old commonwealth of
Mississippf, has set seriously about the
task of reforming the institution of
Freemansory and making it such as
it ought to be and must be in order to
flourish in that enlightened section of
tho universe,
Grand Master Martin recently dis:
covered that the Caucasian Grand
Lodge of New Jersey had, among its
subordinate lodges one—Alpha Lodge
of Newark—composed of Atro-Ameri-
cai members,
As Alpha Lodge has “existed for
nearly a century, intelligent Masons all
over the world knew of its existence,
Dut the Mississippi fellow never
“hearn tell” of such a thing before.
And it is fair to presume that his ig
norance is sufficiently comprehensive
to make him unaware of the fact that
the grand lodges of England, Scotland,
Ireland, Fratee, Germany, Spain, Italy,
Hungary, Mexico, Brazil, Cuba, Jamal
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Jersey. Possibly that is the reason
why he did not boycott the whole out
fit and thus limit pure masonry to the
confines of Mississippi.
Brother Martin, please take notice
that the Grand Lodge of Liberia, com:
posed of colored men, is affiliated with
by nearly all the Grand Lodges of the
world, except those of the United
States. For further information, THE
APPEAL respectfully refers you to
Bishop and Grand Master Lampton of
your own state, who could give you
many valuable lessons about an_ in.
stitution in regard to which you mani
fest such a lamentable ignorance.
Northern Philanthropists, according
to Mr. Wm. E. Curtis, have donated
the magnificent sum of $47,000,000 as
a permanet fund for education. The
most prominent of these donors are
as follows: Rockefeller, forty-three
millions; Peabody, two millions;
Slater, one million; Miss Jeanes, two
hundred ‘thousand. Bebidbs ‘theife
are in the north, five great organiza-
tions for the promotion of education
in the south. The great donations
mentioned above were not, exclusive:
ly for the ‘education of Afro-Amerl-
cans, but for the general benefit of
doth races. Mr. Carnegie, as is well
known, has also donated large sums
for the promotion of educational in-
terests. From the above, we deduce
the conclusion that the results of
the donations have been to a great
extent satisfactory to the donors, and
that certain of our Southern brethren
are in error when they asset so
dogmatically that the moneys have
been wasted and that the educational
Pryiect has been a disastrous failure.
Such men as Rockefeller and Car-
negie and Slater are generally sup-
posed to know a little about busin-
ess matters, themselves, and aro not
addicted to “blowing in” millions of
dollars for the promotion of fakes.
Mr. Carnegie closed his remarkable
Edinburgh speech by quoting and en-
dorsing the following declaration of
Rev. Lyman Abbot, editor of the Out-
look: NEVER IN THE HISTORY
OF MAN HAS A RACE MADE SUCH
EDUCATIONAL AND MATERIAL
PROGRESS IN FORTY YEARS AS
THE AMERICAN NEGRO.” And we
may add that he has done this in
the face of the most formidable ob-
stacles any race has ever had to en-
counter.
While the savans, philosophers and
everybody else are eulogizing all of
Lincoln's deeds and sayings. THE
APPEAL ventures to remind them
that one of his sayings was: “That
no man is good enough to govern
another without the other’s consent.
‘We may not quote verbatim, but we
give the sentiment.
. THE APPEAL believes that the
whole of President Lincoln's official
life was saddened by a struggle be-
tween his feelings as a philanthro-
pist and his conceptions of his duty
as President. As a philanthropist,
he would have refotced at seeing all
slavery banished from the face of
the earth; as President, felt he had
no right to interfere with it in the
states, could he save the nation other-
wise, Fortunately, the southern hot-
heads soon! convinced him that the
nation could be saved only by eman-
elpation,
‘The national mania for lynching
somebody, has developed a new phase
within the last few weeks. The last
suitable victims for the discipline of
the rabble, in localities where a sup-
ply of Afro-Americans cannot be
found, are the Greeks. Accordingly
in at least two cities, Omaha, Neb.,
and Dayton, Ohio, the mob has been
engaged in civilizing the countrymen
of Homer, and Heroditus and Truci-
aides, by burning their houses, des-
troying thelr stores and maltreating
thelr women and ehildren—and the
Star-Spangled banner in triumph doth
wave, o'er the land of the free and
the home of the brave.
And now we have another cham-
pion in the person of Howard Hall
of Pittsburg, who won the indoor
Marathon race in that city Tuesday
with ease being nearly two laps
ahead of the second man. The race
was for the championship of Penn-
sylvania, West Virginia and Ohro.
PRESIDENT TAFT’S
INAUGURAL ADDRESS
Main Policies of Administration
Outlined Will Maintain
Roosevelt's Reforms.
TARIFF REVISION IS PRESSING
A Tariff Bill at Be ra im Accords
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one following is President Taft's
tnaugural address:
My Fellow Citizens: Any one who
takes the oath T have just taken must
feel a heavy weight of responsibility.
It not, he has no conception of the
powers and duties of the office upon
which he ts about to enter, or he Is
lacking in a proper sense of the obli
gation which the oath imposes.
The office of an inaugural address
is to give a summary outline of the
main policies of the new administra.
tion, 20 far as they can be anticipated.
T have had_the honor to be one of the
advisers of my distinguished predeces-
‘sor, and as such, to hold up his hands
in the reforms’ he has initiated. I
should be untrue to myself, to iny
promises and to the declarations of
the party platform upon which T was
elected to office, if I did not make the
maintenance and enforcement of these
Teforms a most important feature of
the administration. ‘They were di-
Tected to the suppression of the law:
leseness and abuses of the power of
the great combinations of capital in-
‘ested in railroads and in industrial
enterprises carrying on interstate
commerce, ‘The steps which my pred-
‘ecessor took and the legislation pass:
ed on hfe recommendation have ac-
complished much, have caused a
great halt in the vicious policies
which created popular alarm, and have
Drought about, in the business affect-
ed, @ mueh higher regard for existing
law.
‘To render the reforms lasting, how-
ever, and to secure at the same time
freedom from alarm on the part of
those pursuing proper and progressive
Dusiness methods, further legislative
and executive action are needed. Re-
Met of the railroads from certain re-
strictions of the anti-trust law have
been urged by my predecessor and
will be urged by me. On the other
hand, the administration is pledged to
egislation looking to proper federal
supervision and restriction to prevent
excessive issue of bonds and stock
by companies owning and operating
interstate commerce railroads,
‘Then, too, a reorganization of the
department of justice, of the bureau of
corporations in the department of
commerce and labor, and of the inter-
state commerce commissnin, looking
to effective cooperation of these agen-
cles, is needed to secure a more rapid
and certain enforcement, of the laws
affecting intestate rallroads and in-
dustrial combinations,
T hope to be able to submit to the
firet regular session of the Incoming
congress, in ‘December next, definite
suggestions in reszect to the needed
amendments to the anti-trust and the
interstate commerce law and the
changes required in the executive de-
partments concerned in their enforee-
‘ment,
It fs believed that with the changes
to be recommended, American busl-
ness can be assured of that measure
of stability and certainty in respect
to these things that may be done and
those that are prohibited, which is
essential to the life and growth of all
business, Such a plan must include
the right of the people to avail them-
selves of those methods of combining
capital and effort deemed necessary to
Teach the highest degree of economic
efficiency, at the same time differentl-
ating between combinations based up-
fon legitimate economic, reasons and
those formed. with the fiitent of creat-
ing monopolies and artificially con-
controlling prices.
‘The work of formulating into prac:
tical shape such changes is creative
work of the highest order, and te-
quires all the deliberation possible in
the interval. I belleve that the amend.
ments to be proposed are just as
necessary in the protection of legit.
imate business as in the clinching of
the reforms which properly bear the
name of my predecessor.
‘A matter of most pressing import.
ance is the revision of the tariff. Tn
‘Accordance with the promises of the
platform upon which I was elected, I
shall call congress to extra. session,
to meet on the 15th day of March, In
order that consideration may be’ at
once given to a bill revising the Ding
ley act. ‘This should secure an ade
quate revenue and adjust the duties in
such a manner as to afford to labor
and to all industries in this country,
whether of the farm, mine or factory,
protection by tariff ‘equal to the dif
ference between the cost of produc
tion abroad and the cost of production
here, and have a provision which shall
put into force upon executive deter
mination of certain facts, a higher o!
maximum tariff against’ those coun
tries whose trade policy toward us
equitably requires. ‘such diserimina
tion. It is thought that there. ha:
Deen such a change in condition:
since the enactment of the Dingles
act, drafted on a similarly protective
principle, that the measure of th
tariff above stated will permit the re
Guction of rates in certain schedules
and will require the advancement o
few, if any.
‘The proposal to revise the tarif
‘made in such an authoritative way a
to lead the business community t
count upon it necessarily halts al
those branches of business directls
‘affected, and as these are most im
portant, it disturbs the whole busines:
of the country. It is imperatively nec
‘essary, therefore, that a tariff bill bi
The Seashell.
Distracting little phonograph
‘Of Nature's cunning make,
Above contrivance of man
‘True precedence you take,
For any’ one who listens close
‘Sweet melodies you store,
But do not to a trenzy drive
‘Phe folks who live next door.
Maktenas.
“what is the size of yobr large men's
handkerchiefs?” asks the shopper.
“They are Just the same size as the
small men’s handkerchiefs, madam,”
explains the affable salesperson. “The
nize of the man doesn't make any dif-
ference in his handkerchief.”—Judge.
tion by thy party in power, and as
promptly rassed as due consideration
will permit. Tt ts not that the tari
4s more important inthe Tong run
‘than the perfecting of the reforms in
respect to anti-trust legislation and
interstate. commerce regulation, but
the need for action when the revision
of the tarift has been determined
tupon ig more Immediate to:avold em-
barrassment of ‘business. ‘To secure
the needed speeq in the passage of
the tarift bil it would gem wise to
attempt no other legislation at. the
extra session, “I. venture this as 'a
suggestion only, fon the course to be
taken by congréss, upon. the call of
the “executive, 15 wholly within its
discretion.
Tn the making of a tarift bill the
prime motive is taxation, and the se-
curing thereby of revenue. Due
largely to the business - depression
Which followed the financial pantie of
1907, the revenue from customs and
other sources has decreased 10 sich
fan extent that the expenditures for
the current fiscal year will exceed re-
ceipts by $100,000,000, It is imperative
that such a defielt shall not continue,
and the framers of {he tarltt bil! must
of course have in mind the. total
revenues likely to be produced by it
and so arrange the duties as to secure
fan adequate Income, Should it be
impossible to do so by import duties,
new kinds of taxation must be adopt:
ed, and among these 1 recommend a
Graduated Inheritance tax as correct
{in prineipto and as certain and easy
of eolleetion.
‘The obligation on the part of those
responsible for the expenditures made
to carry on the government to be as
economical as possible, and to make
the burden of taxation as Tight as
possible, is plain and should be at
firmed in every declaration of ov:
‘ernment policy. ‘This 1s especially
true when we are face to face with
a heavy defictt.
In the department of agriculture
the uso of scientific experiments on a
large seale and the spread of informa
tion derived trom them for the Im:
provement of general agriculture,
must go on.
‘The importance of supervising bust
ness of great railways and industrial
combinations, and. the necessary. in
vestigation and prosecution of unlaw.
fal Business methods, are another
necessary tax upon government which
id not exit halt'a century ago.
‘The putting Into force of laws
which shall secure the conservation of
Our resources, #0 far as they may be
within the jurisdiction of the federal
government, including the most im:
portant work of saving and restoring
our forests, and’ the great Improve
ment of waterways, are all proper
government functions which must ta
volve large expenditure if properly
performed.
‘Then, too, there are expenditures of
governinent absolutely necessary. if
‘our country is to maintain its. proper
place among the nations of the world,
and is to exercise its proper induence
Jn defense of its own trade interests,
fn the maintenance of traditional
| American policy against the eoloniza.
tion of uropean monarchies In this
hemisphere, and in the promotion of
peace and international ‘morality. “I
Tefen to the cost of maintaining a
proper army, a proper navy and sult
able fortifications upon the mainland
of the United States and in Its de
pendencies,
One of the reforms to be carried
out during the incoming administra
tion is a change of our monetary and
banking laws, s0 ae to secure greater
elasticlty Inthe ‘forms. ot currency
available for trade, and to prevent
the limitations of law from operating
to increase the embarrassments of &
financlal panie. “The monetary com.
mission lately appointed is giving ful
consideration to existing conditions
and to all proposed remedies, and. Will
doubtless suggest one that will meet
the requirements of business and of
publie interest,
‘The incoming congress should
promptly full the promise of the
Republican platform and pass @ prop
er postal savings bank ill I wil
not be unwise or excessive paternal
ism.
I sincerely hope that the incoming
congress will be alive, as it should
be, to the importance of our foreign
trade and of encouraging it in’ it
every way feasible,
‘The Importance ‘which the depart
ment of agriculture and of commerce
and labor: may play In ridding’ the
markets of Burope of prohibitions and
Giscriminations against. the importa
tion’ ot our products is fully under
stood, and it is hoped that the us
of thé maximum and minimum feature
of our tariff law to be soon passed
‘will be effective to remove many’ of
those restrictions.
‘The Panama canal will have a mos
important bearing upon the trade be
tween the eastern and the far westerr
sections of our country, and will great
ly Increase the facilities for trans
portation between the eastern ant
the western seaboard, and may pos
sibly revolutionize the transcontinent
al rates ‘with respect to bulky mer
chandise.” It will also have a mos
beneficial effect to increase the trad
between the eastern seaboard of {ht
United States and the western coas
of South America, and, Indeed, ‘wit
some of the important’ ports on th
east coast of South America reaches
by rail from the west coast, The wor!
‘on the canal is making most satisfac
tory progress. ‘The type of the cana
‘a5 a lock canal was fixed by congres
after a full consideration of the con
fleting reports of the majority ‘am
minority of the consulting board, an
alter the recommendation of the wa
department and. the executive upor
those reports. Recent suggestion tha
something had occurred on the. ‘sth
SEER Dee coomered On the lth
Patriotic.
‘That Kentuckians have a very high
regard for thelr native state 1s illue-
trated by this anecdote told by one of
them:
‘Once a Kentucklan dled. So a near
relative went to the local tombstone
artist to arrange about an inscription
‘on the deceased's tombstone.
‘After due cogitation the near rela-
tive sald: :
“carve on it: ‘He's gone to a better
place.’
“TI carve ‘he's gone to heaven’ t¢
you want me to,” remarked the tomb-
Btone artist. “but as for that other in-
seription—there's no better place thas
Keutucky!"—New York Times.
Ba cae ea en ered CRFIy: int
the next administration, if not before.
Some tyre of canal’ must be con-
“tructed, ‘The lock type has been se-
ected. We are all in favor of having
{t bufit as promptly as possible, We
must not now, therefore, keep up a
fire in the rear of the agents whom
we have authorized to do our work on
the isthmus. We must hold up their
hands, and speaking for the incoming
‘administration, I wish to say that
propose to devote all the energy pos-
sible and under my control, to the
pushing of this work on the plans
which have been " adopted, and to
stand behind the men who are doing
faithful hard work to bring about the
‘early completion of this, the great-
‘est constructive enterprise of modern
times.
T look forwara with hope to increas.
ing the already good feeling between
the South and the other sections of
the country. My chef purpose is not
to effect a change in the electoral
‘vote of the Southern states. That Is
a secondary consideration, What I
look forward to is an increase in the
tolerance of political views of all
kinds and thelr advocacy throughout
the South, and the existence of a ze
spectable political opposition in every
state; even more than this, to an in-
creased fecling on the part’ of all the
people in the South that this gov-
‘ernment fs thelr government, and that
its officers in their states are their
officers,
‘The ‘consideration of this quesiton
can not, however, be complete aad
full without reference to the negro
race, its progress and its presen: con:
dition,
‘The negroes are now American2,
‘Their ancestors’ came here yeas ace
against thelr. will, and this 1s thelr
only country and their only flaz. They
have shown themselves anx.ous 10
live for it and to die for it. Yn:
‘countering the race feeling against
them, subjected at tlmes to cruel in
Justice growing out of it, they may
‘well have our profound sympathy and
aid in the struggle they are making
‘We are charged with the sacved duty
of making thelr path as smooch and
easy as. We can. Any recognition of
their distinguished men, and appoint.
‘ment to office from among the'r nu:
Corie oper | teen oe te
couragement and an appreciation of
thelr progress, and this just ,oliey
shall be pursued,
Meanwhile, if nothing {s sone to
prevent, a better feeling betw2ua the
negroes and the whites in tho South
will continue to grow, and more and
more of the white people will come
to realize that the future of the South
fs to be much benefited by the in
dustrial and intellectual progress. ct
the negro: ‘The exercise of political
franchises by those of his rao who
are intelligent and well-to-do will be
acquiesced in, and the right t> vote
will be withheld only from the ig
norant and frresponsible of both races.
‘There 1s one other matter to which
I shall refer. It was made the suvzect
of great controversy during the «ec
tion, and calls for at least a passing
reference now. My distinguished
predecessor has given much attention
to the cause of labor, with whose
struggle for better things n2 hos
shown the sincerest sympathy. "At is
instance, congress has passed tho Dill
fixing the Mability of interstate car
riers to their employes for injury eas
tained in the course of employment
abolishing the rule of fellow se-van
and the: common law rule as to con:
tributory negligence, and substitating
therefor the so-called rule of compar
ative negligence. It has also passed 2
law fixing the compensation of gov
ernment ‘employes for injuries sus
tained in the employ of the govera.
ment. It also passed a model child
Jabor law for the District of Colnmbia,
In previous administrations an arbi
tration law for interstate commerce
railroads and thelr employes, and
Jaws for the application of safety de
vices to save the lives and limbs 0
employes of interstate railroads hai
been passed, Additional legislation 0
this kind was passed by the outgoin:
congress. :
T wish to say that in so far as 1
can, I hope to promote the enactment
of further legislation of this kind.
Another Iabor question has ariser
which has awakened the most excited
discussion. “That is in respect to the
power of the federal courts to Issue
injunctions in industrial disputes. As
to that, my convictions are fixed. Take
away from courts, if it could be taker
away, the power to issue injunction:
in labor disputes, and it would create
a privileged class among the laborer:
and save the lawless among. thel
number from a most needful remedy
available to all men for the protectior
of their business against lawless in
vasion. The proposition that busines:
ig not a property or pecuniary righ
which can be protected by equitable
injunction {s utterly without founda
tion fn precedent or Teason. Th
proposition is usually linked with on
to make the secondary boycott lawful
Such a propostion is at variance with
the American instinct and will find nc
support in my judgment when sub
mitted to the American people. ‘The
Secondary boycott is an instrument 0
tyranny, and ought not to be made
legitimate.
‘The issuing of a temporary restrain
ing order without notice has in sev
eral instances been abused by Its in
considerate exercise, and to remeds
this, the platform upon which Twa:
elected recommends the formulatior
in a statute of the conditions undei
which such a temporary. restraining
order ought to Issue. A statute car
and ought to be framed to embody thi
best modern practice, and _brinj
the subject $0 closely to the attentior
of the court as to make abuses of thi
process unlikely in the future. Amer!
ean people, if I understand them, in
sist that the authority of the court
NN a a ee ee ee
«How He Spent His Half-Holiday,
A young man. was industriodaly
wheeling a perambulater along. th
pavement in front of his residence.
“My dear!” came a. voice from a1
upper window.
“What's the matter?” he. shrieke
back. “And ie went on whseling. “at
hour tater" the, pame volce came. trom
the same window.
Sgeorne, dear!
“Welly whats the matter now?”
shouted”
Phin, George, dear—you've ee
wheeling Lottie’s doll all the. after:
oon! Let ‘baby have a turn now!
ee eth te be ae a
BAKED BEANS AND, BOSTON
BROWN BREAD.
“Dear Aunt Maria: Will you please
tell me how to bake beans aa they Took
Jand taste in Boston? Also how to
make the dark brown, sweet and moist
Dread which is always served with
them, My. ane see pallid, and. 9
matter how hard I try, my brown Dr
is yellow, very” dry’ and has’ a. hard
ferust, though Twaten ft carefully while
Sakinig and cover the top with paper tO
prevent burning”
‘The brown Bread served with baled
beans in Boston is always steamed for
four hours, then put into @ moderate
oven for hale am hour to dry out, “here
is @ brown bread whieh Is baked as or=
inary white lonves are, but fe ia mado
swith Jeast, and the other is not. “Pale
liar" baked “beans “are very commen,
Jana It'Is. probably "due" to. too rapid
cocking and flooding with water sehen
they ae free put into the oven. Such
featment "results in atewed beans,
which Took ana taste very diftorent.
How to Bake Beans.
obit gue aia ot'Beane Into a ange
hand. cover” swith ‘plemy. ot “eo
Waters "Let them “soak over night. in
the morning’ drain oft the waters nick
out “any Toose hulls ‘ana ‘discolored
Beans, then put them inthe. pat they
aro to be cooked in whieh shah OMS
Be” hae el “Waan' and ‘setae tho
Find of one pound of ‘ean sale pone,
Score the top and eut off one inch thee
fice, whieh piace in te bottom of the
Dot under the beans.” Put the larger
Piece on top. Put two quarts of belle
Ing water “into va, targepitener, ada
{ro tablespoons of good molasses, ong
teaspoon of butter, halt a teanpoon of
Pepper and a dash "of aalt-, Dissolve
Sue, Reaping ‘tablespoon “of dry muse
tard in Just water enough to. cover i
find when free" rom humps add it 46
ike contents o¢ the pitcher. Stir 1¢ up
weil then ‘pour ‘over the beans unt
He hugt Ghows above them, no. more
Put the bean pot into avery moderate
oven and keep the ‘heat ai the. same
femperature for. five hours ‘at_ least
very half hour stir down the beans 26
those on top will be. underneath and
Ada a. ttle “more tiquor from the
Pitcher every time, so 8 to Keep them
Gnitormiy ‘moist ‘white cooking. The
{sail the secret there is) “The. beans
Wil gradually absorb at the liquor and
dy! the time your. pitcher Is empty
hey will be nearly Gone: Give thers
Half an hour longer to erisp and brown,
But donot Cham ap again,
Beston Brown Bread (Steamed).
Put one cup of Indian meat io a
large bowl, with one teaspoon of ‘salt
ad ou over i One cup at, boling
Water Stir tt up well and tev te stan
Unt cota, then dd one cup ot grahain
Hour ‘and’ one cup of 140. meal Cnet
ye flour, whieh is quite ‘ifterent).
Ada ‘one’ cup of good molasses, ons
Reaping tablespoon of sweet bacon fat
Gr eoltolene. (never lara). and. stit ai
fo a stim paste. Into two cups ot thick
Sour mille (not sim) put one teaspoon
ot. baking. soda dissolved” in boing
Water. Stir it up auiekly and while
Is'*fszine’ pour it‘onto the meat mix:
fare, and beat hard and steadily unt
there fre no fumps and a smooth, soft
Datter” emits, Grease. atin mold
Cavecpound lard pail wil! doit" you
hhave hone) generously with butter and
dust with rye meal. ‘Do the cover the
Same way, then pour in the batter, pu
gn the cover and stand it in a steamer
oF pot large enough to give it plenty
St Foom to be surrounded. with water
Let {t"nteam or boll stendily for Tour
fours, then torn out the bread, ‘end
pince'it\ In moderate oven for hait ea
GS aw ay on on ete are
A Way Out of It.
A company of select colored ar-
Migte Grete Henlering a "version oi
hello.” “The scene between the
Moor and Desdemona had been reach-
ed where in Othello demands the dan-
Kerchtet witch he has given his ‘wit
4s a wedding amulet.” The actor whe
had been intrusten with the title role
confused vociferousness with impress.
Iveness, ‘
“Desdemonta!” he erfea;- “feton the
dat han'kerehiet!" 2
But the doomed lady only babbled
of Cassio, and her lege shouted again:
“East You fo" de second time to git
me dat han'kerehiet!”
‘Still the fair one parried the issue
with talk of ‘Cassio, and. the lordly
Othello, now thoroughly: incensed, bel-
Towed:
“Woman, fo’ de third and las’ tim
I tell you to get me dat dan'kerchlet!
“Away!”
And as he was Just about to open
hig mouth again a big, leather-tunged
patron in the top or the gallery shout-
ed, down at him:
“Fo’ de Lawd’s sake, nigger, why
doan yo" wipe yo" nose’ on yo" ‘sleeve
an’ let de ‘show go on?”—Tit-Bits.
a ie i
1 have often asked to be told why it
fs that a man. with a cold im the head
feels himseit to be a superior sort of
Being to the man with no cold. You
must have observed for yourselt that
this is the ‘case ‘Take, indeed, your
‘own cold. You refer 9 i, thirty. or
forty times a day, ag “My old.” You
feel" quite ure ‘that everybody you
Meet wil know that you have & cold,
nd that everybody will be interested
in'its progress.” “You wilt find yourself,
shen tn fall enjoyment of cold air
ing opinions that you ‘would certainty
Keep to Yourself under ‘normal. condt:
tlons, “and “casually contradicting the
statements of those for whom, asa
matter of fact, you cherish a very. sine
cere respect.” ‘There must” be some
Phyatological explanation. of this; and
F'shoutd. be greatly obliged if "some
medical: reader would. put me in. the
way of understanding it. Ts it" that
the’ cola ‘acts in some soothing way
Lpon the nerves, thus freeing the self
conscious "man, temporarily. from his
timidity? ‘Or, is it that the fever ac=
companying a cold hax a stimulating
eftect upon an otherwise: slightly: tore
bid brain—London ‘Sketch,
The Lucky Dog.
Once upon'a time o dog went to a
buteher shop and gota nice plece of
Dologna ‘for his dinner. Phen, with
the bologna, he sect out for his kennel
Now, it happened in going home. that
the dog had’ to cross @ stream of was
ter. But he trotted along at @ good
Pace, not looking to the right ‘or the
Jett, till he was about halt way ‘across
the’ bridge, When suddenly ‘hia. atten:
tion was. attracted by a frog leaping
into the water. “The dog turned with
Bologna in mouth, and gazed into the
depths for "several seconds; ‘but ‘he
could "see ‘nothing, only mud.
Being the source of the city’s water
supply, the dog's asral "was invisible
‘Thus, by the rarest good fortune, was
Shep enabled to go home and. enjoy
‘his dinner in peace—dudge's Library.
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SAINT PAUL
9. WEEKS RECORD IN MINNESOTA'S CAPITAL.
see "Saintly City" and Saintly City Folks—Newly items of Social, Religious and General Matters Among the People.
SATURDAY MARCH 6, 1909.
Get the habit of smoking Habit
Cigars.
Read the ad of the "Magic Shampoo Dryer" on 4th page.
Special Sunday dinner at the St. Louis Kitchen, 317½ Wabasha street, 35 cents.
Mr. Charles Miller now has charge of the laundry department of the Valet Tailoring Co.
Habit, the best 5 cent Cigar.
Mrs. Oliver Taylor of 832 Lawson street returned last week from a delightful trip of several weeks in Chicago.
Mrs. W. Hardy of 518 St. Anthony ave. and Mrs. J. W. Milton of 524 W. Central ave., are on the sick list this week.
BAGS OF COAL FREE.
Smokeless nut coal, $4.75 per ton, in three-ton loads.
Get a free sample bag at our office before buying if you wish.
Holmes & Hallowell,
Seven Corners.
Mrs. Maria King, who was more seriously hurt by her recent fall than was at first supposed has developed paralysis and has been taken to St. Joseph hospital.
Did you who KNOW you are indebted for the paper you are reading make a New Year's resolution to pay what you owe? If so, please live up to your resolution.
Works' Biscuits are BEST.
Have your laundry work done by the Valet Laundry. Mr. Charles Miller will call for and deliver laundry, Telephone, N. W. W48 J. 2, or call at 113-625-1500, St. Ives.
Look out for the great contest between the Pilgrim Baptist Church Organ association and the B. Y. P. Floor association at Pilgrim Baptist church Thursday, March 18.
If you will try the IDEAL REST-AURANT, 341 Wabasha street, the next time you are hungry, you will get good food at reasonable prices. Carte service, J. L. Thompson, Prop.
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Res. 642 Rondo Tel. Dale 617-J 2.
T. H. LYLES
Funeral Directors and Embalmers.
322 Wabasha St.
Calls Answered Day or Night in
Twin Cries.
Active Pall Bearers Furnished if
Desired.
Lady Assistant When Necessary.
Both Phones 508. St. Paul, Minn.
Get the habit of smoking Habit
Cigars.
Bear in mind the Grand Ball in honor
of the "Smart Set" Co. at Union
Temple in 28 Washington avenue
south, Monday evening, March 15. You
are invited to go over and have a
good time.
Eat "Krispy Crackers."
Go to Holmes & Hollowell's coal office at seven corners and you can get a small bag of coal FREE for the asking. Its a sample of the sort of coal they sell for $4.75 per ton in three ton lots.
Shoes mended while you walt, at Jarvis, 354 Minnesota street. Half oles, o and 75 cents. Prices reasonable, but do not short of repairing. He can do it on short notice. Jarvis 354 Minnesota Street
VOCAL AND PIANO LESSONS given by Mrs. Addle Crawford Minor at her residence. 326 Farrington avenly. Hours for instruction arranged to suit patrons. Tel. Dale 2192. Terms reasonable.
Mr. C. P. Tyer returned last week from Olympia, Wash., where he was called by the death of his mother. The deceased was the possessor of considerable property to which Mr. Tyler is sole heir.
Visit the REESE SHINING PARLOR for ladies and gentlemen. 374% linen shines shined, polished or dyeed. All woven dresses, called for and delivered. H. A. Reese, proprietor. Phone 1794 Cedar.
FOR RENT—For man and wife, one heated room, with use of house, price $10 per month. For further information, call Goff, 519 East Cook street, or call paying Payne ave, car to Cook street.
KENT'S EXPRESS AND STORAGE Co. Office 282 W. Third St. C. Corp. Aven. Competent help and care handling. Prompt deliveries. Wood furnishings. Call Tel. N, W. N. 3689, Twin City 818
A REMINDER.
THE STATE SAVINGS BANK
Fourth and Minnesota Sts., St. Paul,
insures not only absolute safety, but
its innovative small practice economy
and put away small amounts whenever
convenient. Interest compounded treasury
and July each year at 3½% per
annum.
Deposits Over $3,000,000.00.
OFFICERS.
Charles P. Novi, Prent.
Kenneth Clark, V-Pres.
Charles G. Lawrence, Treas.
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The business houses that have their advertisements in THE APPEAL are the ones you should patronize in preference to those who have not, as thus, they show they wish your patronage by asking for it through the columns of your organ.
THE ST. LOUIS KITCHEN, Mrs. Julla Hinson, proprietor, No. 317 Washa, up stairs, 25 cts. Breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a.m. Dinner from 7:00 to 11:00 p.m. Suppen from 5:00 to 8:00 p.m. Regular meals 25 cts. All home cooking.
Zion Presbyterian Church. Meeting in the old woodland Baptist Church, corner Selby avenue and Arundel street. Sabbath services 11 a.m. and 8 p.m. Strangers and visitors welcome. Rev. J. M. Boldy, pastor, residence on the premises.
Watch and wait for the great Lakes Bible Church on Sunday temple Easter Monday, April 12th, under auspices of Men's Catholic club.
Smoke Habit Cigars
The Girls' Culture Club meets each Thursday evening at Pilgrim Baptist中学 young ladies are requested to become bers and spend a profitable evening each week. Ida Mae Johnson, presi- secretary; Mrs W. D. Carter, manager
You should smoke Habit Cigars.
Oh, yes; you must wait for the big ball to be given by the Detroit club of Gopher Lodge No. 105, I. B. P. O. E. W. at Tachida hall Tuesday, March 9th, in honor of the "Smart Set Co." The proceeds are to take the uni-ank to the national grand lodge. Let everybody come. Tickets 50c.
SAFE DEPOSIT AND STORAGE VAULTS WE invite your inspection. It costs little to place your papers, cash securities and absolute safety. Boxes in our wauthe be had for $4 per year. Store your boxes, trunks, etc. with us. Northwestern Trust Co., 138 Endicott Arcade.
The executive committee of the Triennial meeting of U. B. T. and S. M. T. met at the office of its chairman Thursday evening and transact business. The next meeting will be the same place on Monday evening, March 15th. All members of the committee are urged to be present.
The many friends of Mr. Albert C Smith were saddened by his death on last Wednesday, after an illness of a little more than a week. The deed and had been a resident of St Paul for 15 years, and he had friends his friends all who knew him. He was very gentlemanly in his bearing was generous and jovial. For many years he has been in the employ of Reid & Hirshfield and his place will be held at Pilgrim Baptist church to mourn his loss. His funeral will be held at Pilgrim Baptist church on tomorrow afternoon at 2:30 o'clock, under the auspices of Gopher Lodge No. 105, I. B. P. O. E. W. of which he was a member. It will be ushering to his friends to know he embraced religion before his death.
ST. JAMES CHURCH NOTES.
Tomorrow is the first Sunday in the month and we will have communion and general class in the foreroom and at night we will have our popular song service and recital that will be held at James. The principal speaker will be Dr. Valdo Turner, our popular physician who will speak on the dreadful "white plague." Mr. Craig Williams, who is as fine a talker as he will also speak, Miss Myrtle Brand, of don a white robe and sing with the choir. A new feature in connection with the evening service is the singing of the choir within the assembly rooms while the audience listens. We have made a new supply of robes in which the members will appear.
A church conference was held in the assembly rooms last Monday night and it was attended by the largest crowd that ever met to hear plans for church work in St. James. Perfect harmony prevailed. Our spring rally was launched and set to class at the first Sunday in May, Mr. O. C. Hall was made president; Mrs. Blanche Charleston, secretary; Mrs. Dora Adams treasurer; Mr. J. H. Dillingham, vice president; Mr. O. C. Hall, asst. secretary; Mr. Daniel Harding, general manager. Each of these is a captain for the rally.
For a church to have purchased a large corner lot, built a magnificent mansion, erected a spacious assembly hall, doubled its membership and established an order of services that is modeled after throughout the condition should be enough to inspire confidence. The aid of its many friends the $2,000 wanted by the first Sunday in May.
It seemed that every Methodist in the city tried to get to one or the other of the services and a great crowd was present at each. Rev. Wharton preached at the morning service and the pastor preached at night. Mrs. Mattle Hicks and Mrs. Annie Harper united with the church.
"THE JOLLY GIRLS."
The Attraction at the Star Next Week.
At the Star theater next week the management will present the ever-watchful Richard Hayes with the "Jolly Girls." This engagement promises to be a huge success, both financially and artistically and as Mr. Hayes is this year presenting the famous two actors who starred in "Way Guy," which he portrays his original role of
"Spike Hennessey", all attendance records are likely to be shattered.
The scenery and cosumes are the finest that ever a burlesque company was equipped with and cost the management thousands of dollars to place this attraction on the road. The company also contains in its numbers Beatrice Harlow, James Collins, the 3 Judges, acrobats and the world's greatest tumblers: James Doherty and Bob Ackman. That the femine chorus has been picked from the beauty rows of the great metropolis hardly requires a special comment as the title of the organization fully indicates that girls in the company charming faces are needed to do just that the well chosen name of the company.
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Fried Croppies, Maitre D Hotel 20
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Roast Beef Au Jus, 20
Roast Domestic Duck, Wild Rice, 25
Young Capon, with dressing 20
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Stewed Tomatoes, 5
Green Corn, 5
Fried Corn Fritters, 10
Salads
Cosmopolitan Salad 15
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Apple Pie 5
Lemon Merangue 5
Ice Cream and Cake, 10
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GRAND ENTERTAINMENT AND
BALL
In Honor of the "Smart Set" Co. at Union Temple Hall, Minn.
There will be a grand entertainment and ball tendered to the "Smart Set" Co. under the auspices of the Twin City Waiters Social club at Union Temple hall, 28 Washington Street, on Monday evening, March 15. Good Music and refreshments. The best of order will be maintained.
The refreshments for this occasion will be in charge of Thomas & Quinn, successors to the late Scott Blake and will include in the menu, Opposum and Sweet Potatoes. Quinn, All are invited to come and have a royal time with the "Smart Set." The affair will be under the management
George W. Tyler.
Do you get the Habit?
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Farmers' Short Course
A Farmers' Short Course will be held at the School of Agriculture at St. Anthony Park for one month commencing Friday, Jan. 15th. The course consists of lectures, demonstrations and judging of stock and grains. The most practical subjects connected with farm life will be discussed. The course includes nearly all the farm subjects taught at the school of agrifolioeconomics examination is given and there is no limit to expenses are low. It is hoped that there may be a large attendance of farmers.
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One
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You've got to keep 'em going.
Wagner Hall for Rent.
Persons desiring to rent Wagner Hall, cor. Westervale and Charles st., for lodge meetings, public meetings or entertainments may do so reasonable rates. Apply to Earl C. Walker, 267 Jay st.
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Anything the Matter With Your Stove?
Then call on the St. Paul Stove Repair Works, 126 W. Seventh street everything, water fronts, stove putts everything, water fronts, stove putts stove bolts, shakers, etc. Repairs of all kinds made on short notice. New and second hand stoves for sale. Where you can know about, whatever is. Telephones. N. W., 1206-11; Twin City, 242.
U. B. F. NOTES.
Now is a good time for those who would like to join North Star Lodge F. to make application. There has been a number of missing members or reinstating old ones for $1.50. The dispensation runs for 30 days and a club of 50 more members to the advantage (t. j. respects the number of application already received).
MIXED MARRIAGES
The Cause of Large Losses to the Catholic Church in Germany
A short time ago Father Bonaventure, the great Dominican preacher, stated that within fifty years the city of Berlin alone a quarter of million souls have been lost to the Catholic church, principally through mixed marriages. In Germany it is almost certain that the greater part of the children of mixed marriages are lost to the church. In Prussia about 60 per cent of these children are Protestants. The number of these marriages greatly exceeds the number of Catholic marriages. In the four years from 1901 to 1905 there were 1,557 Catholic marriages, as opposed to 4,374 mixed marriages in Berlin and Brandenburg alone. The proportion for the whole empire for 1906 was 350 mixed to 100 Catholic unions. The question has become very grave, and is giving much worry to the Catholic leaders.
In Leap Year.
Clara—Did you get on your knees, Marguerite, when you proposed to Fred last night? Did course not; I was on his knees at the time.
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"THE BLACK POLITICIAN."
The Next Attraction at the Grand Theater.
"The Smart Sets," one of the best Afro-American organizations on the circuit, is booked for an engagement at the Grand commencing with a matinee to-morrow at 2:30. This year this incomparable company of
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To Temper the Wind.
A mot of Dr. Weir Mitchell, the famous poet and novelist, is going the rounds of the Franklin Inn, a literary club of Philadelphia.
On a particularly blustery March morning, the story goes, Dr. Mitchell walked round City Hall square with a young editor.
As the two men held onto their hats and leaned against the blast, Dr. Mitchell said:
"I think a shorn lamb should be kept tethered here, don't you? Providence, then, might be induced to temper the wind."
The World's Consumption of Coffee.
According to statistics published in a leading coffee trade journal, the world's consumption of coffee in 1907 amounted to 16,825,000 sacks, of which 6,980,000 sacks were consumed in the United States, 3,650,000 sacks in Germany, 1,625,000 sacks in France, leaving 5,170,000 for consumption in all other countries. The consul adds that the consumption of coffee in Italy is only 1.44 pounds per capital.
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HAD RIGHT TO STAY OFF CLAIM
Secretary of Interior Makes Important Ruling.
In a suit involving a quarter section of land in the Devil's Lake land district the secretary of the interior has declared that the three months' leave of absence granted to settlers during the winter of 1907 applied as much to those who were not on their claims when the order was issued as to others. Notice of the decision came yesterday to State's Attorney J. B. Wineman of Grand Forks, attorney for the defendant in the suit of Laura B. Mapes vs. E. T. Leake. The contest was instituted a year ago last March. The defense set up that the three months' resolution passed by节省 gave the settler the right to absent himself for the three winter months. The contest should not lie. The Devil's Lake land office decided in favor of Laura B. Mapes.
An appeal was taken to the general land office and there the decision was in favor of Leake. The contest appealed to the secretary of the interior, and the decision of the general land office was affirmed.
The decision is very important, as it is a lot of cases that the spending in the office affects the employee.
Stocking Colorado With Chinese Pheasants
State Game and Fish Commissioner
Farr is stocking the state with Chinese
ring necked pheasants. Yesterday
he sent out 400 eggs from the
availance at the Denver Fish Hatchers
and the Grand valley, Arkansas valley
and other parts of the state where it
is thought the birds will thrive.
The people who received the
eggs have facilities for raising them
hatched and will give the birds their
freedom. It is the plan to make Colorado a large breeding place for pheasants. The first of them were imported here several years ago and now are plentiful around Wolhurst and other places.
Not only the birds become numerous will they be allowed to be killed by hunters. The Chinese ring necked pheasants are considered one of the most beautiful species.
The Dangerous House Flu
Dangerous House Fly. Flies cause, in New York city alone, about 650 deaths from typhoid fever and about 7000 deaths yearly from other diseases. Last year a fly was captured on South street, in New York (not far from the city's biggest meat and fish markets), that was found to be carrying in his mouth and on its legs more than on a dred thousand disease bacteria. Flies walk over decaying and fefid matter, for which they have a natural affinity, and then, entering meat markets and homes, travel over the food, explore the milk pitcher, and also light directly on the skin of the householder.
A. Little Mistake.
Lady (on the Metropolitan railway, London)—Please, sir, will you help me to get out at the next station?
Gentleman—Why, certainly, ma'm.
Lady—You see, sir, it's this way; Being rather stout, I have to turn around and get out backward, and the porters always think I am getting in, so they push me back into the carriage and say, "Hurry up, ma'm." I passed four stations that way already.
Child Must Have Some Pleasure.
The teacher of a certain school received the following note explaining the absence of one of her pupils the day before: "Please excoose Henny for absents yesterday. Him and me got a chance of a ride to a funeral in a carriage, an' I let him stay to home as he never rode in a carriage and never went to a funeral, nor had many other pleasures. So please excoose."
Probably
Dr. Storey, the late principal of Glassgow university, taking a holiday in the country once was, met by the minister of the district, who remarked: "Hullo, principal! You here? Why, you must come down and relieve me for a day." The principal replied: "I don't promise to relieve you, but I might relieve your congregation."
Adonis in Hard Luck
A man once asked Thackeray to
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would convert into £20,000. Asked
how, he explained that he knew he
young lady with £20,000 who he
touched her with. He asked her,
but he had pawned his tees and
wanted five shillings to redeem them
in order to propose effectively.
Venezuela's Trials
The Almighty has taken a hand in the disclipping of Venezuela. Gripped by the plague, abandoned by the world, forgotten by God himself, the unfortunate land is trying the effect of an isolation from which it may be expected to recover, in due time, in penitence.
With the Minstrels
Tambo—Say, Mistah Bones, what am de three most uncertaintest things in the world?
Bones—Ah dunno, Mistah Tambo.
What am de three most uncertaintest things in de world?
Bones — A woman an' two other women.
A Happy Thought.
"The time will come," cried the socialist orator, "when the laboring man will have the wealth under his feet. And what will happen then?" "He'll be walking on his uppers," came a voice from the crowd.
MINNEAPOLIS
DOINGS IN AND ABOUT THE GREAT "FLOUR CITY."
Matters Social, Religious and General Which Have Happened and are to Happen Among the People of the City.
"Krispy Crackers" sounds good; they taste better.
Try "Krispy Crackers" once and youll try, try again.
Read the ad of the "Magic Shampoo Dryer" on 4th page.
Modern furnished rooms for rent—102 Bryant Ave. N. Mrs. Mattie Darby.
The Pastor's Aid Society of St. James' church meets every Friday evening. Literary programme.
The ladies of the Eastern Star will give a house social at the residence of Mr. Zack Johnson Monday evening March 10th.
For sale, cheap, a fine modern house, 7 rooms, on 14th Ave. South. It faces Powderhorn Park. Enquire at 528 Boston Block.
You should smoke Habit Cigars.
Look out and wait for the Grand Ball in honor of the "Smart Set" Co. at Union Temple hall Monday, March 15. Admission, 35 cents.
The K. P's will give a Grand Easter entertainment and ball at the Auditorium Monday evening, April 12, 1909. Look out for further announcement.
St. Thomas Mission 5th Ave. and 9th Str. So. Services every Sunday afternoon at 4 o'clock, School Day at 3. Rev. A. H. Lealtad, Rector. All welcome.
Pride of the West Chapter No. 30 is making great preparations to entertain the Grand Chapter of Illinois and Jurisdiction when it meets here next August.
The ladies of the Eastern Star are arranging for a house social at the residence of Mr. Zack Johnson in the course of two or three weeks. Look for the date later.
Lawyer Harvey E. Burk, has opened a law office in room 588 Boston Block, cor. Hennepin Ave. and Third street and is prepared to take charge of cases in any of the courts of the state.
WHEN IN ST. PAUL go to the St. Louis Kitchen 317/ Wabasha St. upstairs, for your meals. All home cooking. All regular meals 25 cents. Breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a.m. dinner from 12:00 m. to 3:00 p. m. suger from 5:00 to 8:00 Mrs. Julia Hinson, Prop.
Announcement.
The Dwyer Hotel has at last landed the proper man for its manager is the person of Mr. Charles Hill, a widely known up-to-date hotel man. An efficient night clerk to look after it is never too late at the Dwyer. The Dwyer Transfer is quite a success. Call Nicole 995 and you will get prompt service. There is a new line of wagons just from the shops, and the new carriages will be here about Jan. 1st. We use looking around; you'll find the best there is right here.
Keeping Dandelions From Lawns.
There are those who say the dandelion cannot be killed. I know better—I've seen. I have a lawn 200 feet by 150 feet without a dandelion, and I didn't rip up my lawn either.
How do I keep the dandelions out? I dig them out carefully every spring and keep a close watch for their appearance during the summer, thus avoiding the seeding. Every spring I scatter plenty of blue grass seed on my lawn and thus supply it with seed that is lost to it by reason of frequent cutting.
Not only that, but when I am digging dandelions I have a pocket full of seed handy and drop a pinch of each hole I make when I extract the seeds in the sod. New grass grows up quickly the hole and chokes the dandelion
Spanish Emeralds
"Fine old Spanish emeralds" is a phrase which means something quite different from what it seems to imply. There never was a emerald mined in Spain, but after the conquest of Peru the conquerors brought home great quantities of loot, of which emeralds were formed an important part. In this way the emeralds came into possession of the old Spanish families, and as very few had been seen in Europe previous to that time all the best stones soon became classed as fine old Spanish emeralds. Today the expression still applies to the best emeralds of any source.
A Freak Rose Bush.
W. R. Wilson, the president of the Huntingdon borough council, has an oddity at his home on Mifflin street in the form of a perfectly white rose blooming on a rose bush which has borne only red roses and on which all the other flowers now blooming are red.
The rose is a climbing rambler, and about eight feet from the ground up the side of the house the one perfectly white rose has grown, standing out prominently among the red ones surrounding it.
Edwin's Philosophy.
Little Edwin, aged 4, playing with some older boys, heard a new byword for the first time. Running to his father, he asked him if "mogly" was a bad word. His father said, "It is a rough word and I would not use it." Looking very thoughtful for a moment Edwin said, "I wish it wasn't a rough word, for I would just love to say it."
Where It Hung.
"How beautifully your sister puts up her hair," remarked the clever young man who hoped the little girl would repeat the compliment. "Why, replied the little miss, who was entertaining him while her sister嫂ed, "she just puts it up on an ordinary hook when she isn't wearing it."
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To Afford Opportunity for Adoration of Statesman's Spirit.
A singular incident has happened at the city of Lu Chou Fu, a famous spot 140 miles up the Yangtse from Nanking. This important city was the home of the celebrated Li Hung Chang, whose visit to Europe and then to America created such great interest a few years since. Within its walls is a fine school, to which is attached a great hospital, both built with funds left by him for the purpose. By the side of these two establishments now stands a new and splendid temple, one of the finest ever erected in China.
It has been built in accordance with the universal custom of ancestor worshi, but further in order to afford opportunity for the adoration of the spirit of the great statesman, not only by his own relatives but by the public generally. Li Hung Chang has been added to the countless gods in the Chinese pantheon.
This temple is 400 feet long and 75 feet wide. A series of open courts, surrounded by columns, lead back to the sanctuary. The cost of the structure was £40,000. But the tomb of Li Hung Chang is not here, for he was buried five miles away from the city, and close by the sepulchre is another fine ancestral temple. A few miles still further on is yet another large temple belonging to another branch of the same immensely wealthy family.
It is said that the several branches of the family have at least a quarter of a million sterling invested in ancestral temples. They own two-thirds of the land twenty-five miles east of the city.
A Complication.
Two Irishman were telling conundrums one day, and when their supply ran out Pat suggested that they make some up.
"Allright," said Mike. "Phwhat is it that goes around a barnyard in feathers and on two legs and barking like a dog?"
"My, that's hard. I give it up," answered Pat, after some moments of thinking. "Phwhat's the answer?"
"A chicken!"
"My, that's foine; but howd the barking of a dog get in there?" inquired Pat.
"Oh, I just put that in to make it harder."
For a Siberian Canal
The construction of a huge new waterway across Siberia, nearly parallel with the course of the Trans-Siberian railway, is projected in Russia. It is proposed to connect five great Siberian rivers—the Tobol, Ishim, Irish, Ob and Yenfessel—the other less important streams, by canals or light railways, and with a view to this the Russian government has ordered extensive surveys to be taken.
Real Ambition.
"Now, mind," said the billionaire to his daughter, "if I take you abroad this summer, you're not to go and engage yourself to one of those dukes or curls that'll be hanging about you like files about a honey pot."
"No, father."
"No," said the old gentleman. "We'll just雾我 round a bit till we find some king or emperor in reduced circumstances."
Absent-Mindedness.
Rufus Chate once endeavored to make a witness give an illustration of absent-mindedness. "Wal," said the witness cautiously, "I should say that a man who thought he'd let his watch to hum, an' took it out'n his pocket to see if he had time to go hum to get it' I should say that that teller was a leetle absent-minded."
More Important.
Two village worthies were discussing a mooed point in grammar, as to whether a hen "sits" or "sets" when she takes to her nest.
"Seems to me it's a heap more important," interrupted a bystanding farmer, "whether she 'lays' or 'lies' when she cackles."
Not So Wonderful.
"Huh!" exclaimed small Johnny, who happened to be in the parlor. "Our teacher can do that."
Exactly Like Her
Artist—Your wife ordered this portrait from me.
Rockford—She did, eh? . Well, it certainly is very much like her. Did she pay for it?
Artist—No, sir.
Rockford—Ah, that is still more like her.
He Made Good.
Trotter—When young Biffkins left college a few years ago he declared he was going to forge his way to the front. Did he make good?
Homer—As a forger, yes. He's now occupying a front row cell in the penitentiary."
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Rather Rapld.
"Was his auto going so very fast?" "Your honor, it was going so fast that the bulldog on the seat beside him looked like a dachhund."
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Palatable and Efficient
At all Drug Stores
MADE ONLY BY
THEO. HAMM BREWING CO., S.
BREWERS OF THE BEER THAT
"Leads Them All"
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Capitol Steam Laundry
743 Wabasha St.,
Mass Work Satisfaction Guar
PAUL,
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City Carpet Cleaning
182 West Fourth Street, corner Exchange
JESLER,
PROP
First Class Work Satisfaction Guaranteed
Carpets, Matting Rugs, Etc., Taken up
Cleaned, Re-laid, Re-fitted, Packed for
Shipment or Stored. Rugs Made and
Shipment Ware. SPECIALTY OF
CLEANING FINE IMPORTED AND
DOMESTIC RUGS
Telephones; N. W. Main, 2176
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THE STATE SAVINGS B
93 East Fourth Street
IF YOU SMOKE, WHY NOT
HABIT
GOLDEN
GRAIN BELT
BEERS
Dimes are little young dollars. They grow only when locked up together. Treat yourself to a savings account and prove it to your own satisfaction. "Planted" dollars will add to your earnings. THE STATE SAVINGS BANK 93 East Fourth Street
IF YOU SMOKE, WHY NOT HABIT BEST 5c. CIGAR ON EARTH
HARM
HARM
GLASSES
HARM
GLASSES
EYE DEFECTS AND SYMPTOMS.
Theeye may be too long in whole. Then we have the Myopic eye. Or too short in whole—the Hyperopic eye. Combine the two in one eye and we have Astigmatism. Properly adjusted glasses will correct these defects. Medicines or waiting, never. Symptoms that spring from these two simple eye malformations are manifold; such as eye and headaches, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Nervous Debility, Chorea, Epilepsy and other ailments having their origin in lack of nerve force. We correct all Defects of the human eye that glasses will remedy. Charges reasonable. Satisfaction guaranteed.
337 ROBERT STREET, ST. PAUL, MINN.
For the Conalescent
Weakness follows sickness. The cure for weakness is nourishment. Digesto is nourishment. It is a highly concentrated liquid food, predigested, and during the period of convalescence proves a most valuable aid to nature in her work of reconstruction.
Palatable and Efficient
At all Drug Stores
MADE ONLY BY
THEO. HAMM BREWING CO., ST. PAUL
BREWERS OF THE BEER THAT
"Leads Them All"
PHONES Twin City 10
Steam Laundry
3 Wabasha St.,
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MINN.
Carpet Cleaning Work
Fourth Street, corner Exchange
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The Magic
SHAMPOO DRIVE
HAIR STRAIGHT
LADIES everywhere now use this great tool being the only perfect device for drying the hair in that it will SURFACE GIVEN HAIR and give it a natural softly and warm much desired. Its regular use tends to incrief of the hair in beautiful waves.
The Magic should not be mistaken for so poor imitations which are advertised. Lo picture and see how it works. See how and substantial is the Aluminum Comb-18-18 thick, 13.8 inches wide, 4.1-2 inches long, will read an even heat, and will not burn the hair or scab. Look at the heavy coat heading bar, 7.6 inches square, and 4.2-3 inches long. It will take a moderate heat and retain it a long time, and will last a life-time. The clamps for holding the comb are easy of adjustment, easy to bring in order and clean. The hair rod from end to end making a handsome matte, for every lady's solide table.
STEEL HEATING BAR
ONLY $1.00
MAGIC SHAMPOO
SHAMPOO DRIVE
ALUMINUM
The Magic can be purchase
"You use Everyone's strictly DUR PAR CIGA HART& MNFRS. S
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MAGIC
SHAMPOO DRIER AND STRAIGHTENER
Everywhere now use this great toilet necessity. Besides a perfect device for drying the hair quickly, it works very well if it will surely STRAIGHTEN CURLY. Give it a natural fuly and wavy appearance, so it is regular use tends to increase the growth of beautiful waves.
Shampoo Drier and Straightener should not be mistaken for some of the ones which are advertised. Look at the see how it works. See how strong the air is the Aluminum Comb-1-8 inch inches wide, 4.1-2 inches long. It even heat, and will not burn. Look at the heavy steel 16-inch square, and 4.9 inch it will take a moderator in it a long time, and the time. The clamps do cool and easy to keep clean. The solid steel is and doesom everyable.
SHAMPOO DRIER MFG. CO.
MINNEAPOLIS MINN.
ALUMINUM COMB
The Aluminum never heats. The clamp is in place, and the heavy steel in the curling iron in the alcohol lamp. It slipped back into place, turned out, and the Magic use. Hundreds of ladies buy the robe attempt to hair without the Magic. Guarantee that it will straighten hair without the Magic. It lives hair without the Magic. And by keeping the head free from it, it hair dries and straightens in 20 minutes. Magic by using the Magic. Do not be deceived by imitations, but get the best-sold to fashionable ladies if always gives satisfaction.
AGENTS WANTED IN EVERY TIME
C SHAMPOO DRIER CO. MINN.
can be purchased at Donaldsons Glam
You too?"
everyone smokes the strictly High Grade
DUKE OF PARMA CIGARS
HART & MURPHY
MNFRS. ST. PAUL, MINN.
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The MAGIC
SHAMPOO DRIER AND HAIR STRAIGHTENER
LADIES everywhere now use this great toilet necessity. Besides being the only perfect device for drying the hair quickly, it works in the only way of natural dry and wavy appearance, so much desired. Its regular use tends to increase the growth of the hair in beautiful waves.
The Magic should not be mistaken for some of the poor imitations which are advertised. Look at the picture and see how it works. See how strong and substantial is the Aluminum Comb-1-5 inch thick, 1-3 8 inches wide, 4-1 2 inches long. It will retain an even heat, and will not burn hair or scab. Look at the heavy steel hostage and see how it works. See how strong and substantial is the Aluminum Comb-1-5 inch thick, 1-3 8 inches wide, 4-1 2 inches long. It will take a moderate heat and retain it a long time, and will last a life-time. The clamps for holding the comb are easy to keep in order and clean. The handle has a solid steel foot and is made using a handsome article for every hand and toilet table.
STEEL HEATING BAR
ONLY $1.00
SHAMPOO DRIER MFG. CO.
MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.
HOW TO USE THE MAGIC
The Handsome Aluminum Comb is never heated direct. The comb is placed in place, and released by the heavy steel bar in the heated (a curling iron) in gas or alcohol. The comb is slipped back into place, the handle is turned and the comb works. See how durable and use. Hundreds of ladies write to us as they have stopped to grunge their hair without the comb. We regularly guarantee that it will straighten the curls left hair without impact to the hair, and by keeping the head free from dandruff, Hair dried and straightened in 20 minutes after handwashing by using the Magic. Do not be desirous of imitations, buy the gemine, get the best-sold to fashionable ladies for years, it always gives satisfaction.
AGENTS WANTED IN EVERY TOWN
MAGIC SHAMPOO DRIER CO., MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
The Magic can be purchased at Donaldsons Glass Block
"You too?"
Everyone smokes the
strictly High Grade
DUKE OF
PARMA
CIGARS
HART & MURPHY,
MNFRS. ST. PAUL, MINN.
Hamm's Beer leads them all. In every way—in PURITY, AGE and FLAVOR. If you drink Hamm's once, you will never be satisfied with any other beer.
THEO. HAMM
ST.
ORDER A CASE
THEO. HAMM BREWING CO.
ST. PAUL
DER A CASE BY PHONE 9
THEO. HAMM BREWING CO.
ST. PAUL
ORDER A CASE BY PHONE 935
The Most Proper Line of
FALL WOOLENS
TO BE HAD FOR A
NICE SUIT OR OVERCOAT
IS SHOWN BY
Clifford A. Smith
THE TAILOR
PRESSING AND REPAIRING DONE
109 Eighth St. Opposite Golden Rule
Telephone Main 3488-L
St. Paul, - Minn.
MAGIC
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HIGHTENER
set necessity. Besides
his quickly, it works
HIGHTEN CURLY
by appearance, so
use the growth
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look at the
strong
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HOW TO USE THE
MAGIC
COMB
The Handsome
Aluminum Coat is
never housed direct.
The coat, are released by
touching the handle. Then
the heavy steel in in gas or
like a curling iron in gas or
shipped back into place, the handle
faulted and the magic is ready or
use. Hundreds of ladies written in
that would not attempt to orange their
hair without the Magic. We would
guarantee that it will straighten the cur-
lled hair with the hair or scrape
and, by keeping the head free from dust,
encases the growth of the hair.
And by using the Magic,
best-sold to fashionable ladies for years, it
is satisfaction.
ITS WANTED IN EVERY TOWN
DRIER CO., MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA
at Donaldsons Glass Block
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smokes the
High Grade
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MURPHY,
ST. PAUL, MINN.
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BREWING CO.
PAUL
BY PHONE 935
SOCIETY DIRECTOR
MOST WORSHIPFUL GRAND LCDGE
PIONER LODGE No. 1, A. F. and A. M., meets first and third Monday of each month at Nager Hall, cor. Chadies street and Western Hill, m. j. m. J. H. Dillingham, W. M.; D. E. Bessaley, Secy. 905 Marlon street.
PERFECT ASHLAR LODGE No. 4, A. F. and A. M., meets first and third Tuesday at Tech Hall, cor. Lafond and Thomas sts., at 8:00 p.m. Bolling, W. M. Jose H. Sherwood, Secy. 130, W. Arch St.
MARS LODGE, No. 220, MEETS at Odd Fellows Hall, 221 West University, corner Farrington avenue. Entrance on Third Floor, Cor. G. Thos. H. Rickman, P. S. 422 St. Annales.
HOUSEHOLD OP RUTH, No. 553 G. U. of O. F. meets first and third Monday in each month at Odd Fellows Cor. University and Farrington. Mrs. M. Morris, M. N. G., Mrs. Ida M. Johns, W. K., No. 914 Marlon St.
PAST GRAND MASTER'S COUNCIL OF Odd Fellows Cor. University, corner Farrington. Entrance on Farrington. Mrs. R. Morris, W. G. M.; Thos. H. Rickman, P. S. 422 St. Anthony avenue.
ST. PAUL PATRIARCHY NO. 114,
meets second Monday in each month at
Todd Hall. University
corner Farrington. Entrance on
tonne avenue. Thos. R. Hickman (acting)
R. V. P.; W. R. Morris, P. M. V. P.
Geo. B. Lowe, R. 178% Wabasha.
Ministry of Housing
HOUSEHOLD OR* RUTH NO. 776
U. O. F. meets second and fourth
month at Tschid Hall. Temple
Hall, Cor. Fourth street and Eiffel
ave. South. Mrs. Emily Newton
M. G.; Mrs. Margaret Williams, W. R.
UNITED BROTHERS OF FRIENDSHIP,
NORTH LODGE NO. 138. U. B.
month at Tschid Hall, Cor. Fourth
month at Tschid Hall, Cor. Arrow
and Lafond. Brothers in good standing
always welcome. O. Howell, W.
J. Q. Adams, W. Secy, 49 E. Fourth
street.
John H. Haves Lodge No. 6, K. I of
p. days in each month at hall,
cor. of University and Farrington
Avenues, at 8:00 M. F. Pythias in good standing
always welcome.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
John H. Hayes, C. C., R.
W. Gully, K. of R. and
S. 389 Rondo.
BIDDLE CIRCLE, LADIES OF G. A.
R. meets first and third Tuesdays of each month in Supreme Court room, old cap-
tions, and school. H. R. Mrs.
Mr. J. R. White, Secy. Phoenix Bldg.
FIDELITY COURT OF CALANTHE
NO. 10, A. M. meets first and third Monday in month at K. of P. Hall, 211 Hempena
Ave., Minneapolis, Mrs. Minerva
E. Barnett, W. C.; Miss Arlene M. Scott,
R. of D. 25, W. 29th St.
GOPHER LODGE NO. 105, I. B. P. O.
E. of the World, meets second and fourth Thursday in each month at Elks
at 11:30 a.m. and 7:45 p.m. in school at 12:30 o'clock. Wednesday evening general prayer meeting. Friday evening school, school and weddings at brended. Rev. W.
D. Carter, Pastor, 583 St. Anthony Rev.
ST. JAMES' A. M. E. CHURCH, COR-
Fuller and Jay streets. Sunday services,
8:00 p.m. by Mass. Sunday meeting,
8:00 p.m. by Mass. visit,
soupup enq to Aksapson, pun Akuog
day and Thursday. Weddings, funerals,
and the sick attended on notice.
Jay streets. Tector, Parsonage, Cor. Jay and Fuller.
ST. PHILIP'S EISCOPAL MISSION
corner Aurora avenue and Machubin street.
Early celebration of Holy
Eucharist, 7:30 a.m.
Holy Eucharist, first and third sundays,
1:00 a.m. Matins, second and fourth
sundays, 5:30 p.m. Sunday school, 12:30
p.m. Brotherhood of St. Mary,
1:00 p.m. Vespers, 7:30 p.m. Week service:
Wednesdays, confirmation class, 8:00 p.m.
Wednesdays, 8:00 p.m. Maturity
days Holy Eucharist, 5:30 p.m.
A. H. Leacat, Reporter, 5:14 Fuller St.
HOTEL DWYER.
224 Washington Av. S. Minneapolis, Minn.
M. B.
Hotel Dwyer has been refitted and refurnished and is in first class order throughout. Rooms with heat, electric light and bath, by the day, week or month. Hotel always open for business. Terms reasonable.
DR. HURD
91 E. SEVENTH ST.
Specialty — Painless extracting,
Crown and Bridge Work.
N. W. 410-J1—PHONES—Twin City 5302
BRUCKNER BROS.
DEALERS IN
MEATS AND GROCERIES
445 W. University Near Arundel