The Appeal

Saturday, March 13, 1909

St. Paul, Minnesota

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THE APPEAL KEeps IN FRONT BECAUSE: 1-It aims to publish all the news possible. 2-It does no impartially, warn no words. 3- Its correspondents are able and energetic. E DURCY-HY GROSVENOR Cousin of the duke of Westminster to Lord Dalmeny, son and heir to the earl of Rosebery. VOL. 25. NO. 11. The Widow BY HELEN ROWLAND. "I SUPPOSE," remarked the widow, daintily blowing a puff of smoke from a gilt-tipped cigarette, with the inconsequential abandon of the perf t amateur, "that you think its very PETER The bachelor glanced cautiously around to make sure that no one was coming into the hungings of the cozy corner a little closer. "I think it very —unattractive," he replied, with cold disapproval. "I cheer me," the bachelor "you admired Mrs. Vanderbilt and those club women for doing it." "Pardon me," corrected the bachelor, "I admitted the fraternity way in which they did it. Besides, I must going to marry Mrs. Vanderbilt nor—" "I didn't know you were going to marry, I exclaimed the widow in mock surprise. "Didn't you?" The bachelor looked astonished. "Then I must have neglected 'losse tail' broke in the widow hastily, 'cigarette smoking isn't really wicked or sinful—or even vulgar.' 'Knee' scorned the heat and it's merely silly, and manish and outre, and unhealthy, and shocking, and foolish, and delicately the widow with a sigh of delight. "How fascinating!" "What!" "We always wanted to do something shocking, 'thing!'" return at the widow cheerfully, and now that I've found out what to do—you aren't going to scare me into being good, by sausage, and she drew another puff, which ended in the coughing spell. The bachelor started. "By saying—what?" "I suppose you think it's very dreadful." "I suppose you think it's very dreadful." "That it's unbecoming," explained the widow, "or that it will make my wife my reputation. That's a little worry you men have of frightening us off your preserves and retaining all the nice, feminine things you wear. Her reputation is the white woman's burden? Every time we try to do anything interesting or exciting or up to it, she will be nervous. It will naughty! naughty! It will spoil its little white complexion, and its little white soul. Poof! and blow a ringer of smoke right in the bachelor's face, "womans soul," announced the bachelor's sheet of paper. Black marks on it show, "dear well!" scaffold the widow, "if our souls are uninteresting blank sheets of paper, it's about time we were marking them up a bit. But, you might as well say that putting tooth powder, or curling our front hair is bad form, because some women it is, to say that cigarette smoking, "oh well," broke in the bachelor desperately, "smoke a pipe if you think it's pretty!" I don't think it's pretty," replied the widow, "she added, leaning back with a sigh, "feminine is so stupid! I don't wonder HON. DOROTHY Cousin of the duke of Westminster, w and heir to the George Welkert of Round Top, near Gettysburg, had an exciting experience with a snake the other evening. Mr. Welkert had gone into the baymow at the barn to throw down hay for the horse when he was suddenly confronted by a large reptile ready to strike. Mr. Welkert dropped the fork and got down to the ground as quickly as possible. He says that the snake was fully five or six feet in length and that it has probably been in the barn since She Learns the Objection to Women's Smoking—and Quits! that you men find the girls who smoke cigarettes and give studio teas and say 'dann it!' so much more interesting. "Do we?" inquired the bachelor, dryly, yet, "act we generally marry the 'nice girls'" "How good of you! How gratifying! in the workplace and yet she continued, thoughtfully studying the tip of her cigarette, 'I never knew not coax her to take me to the cigarette, or to kiss him, or to do something 'not nice, did you?'" "Oh well," he answered helplessly, "just to—to see if she won't give me the girl who does refuse." "And never call on her again," finished the widow with a sniff, "while you immediately take the girl who doesn't refuse out to dinner. But that isn't the question! The question is, how do cigarettes affect a woman—how do they influence her? How do she make her silly, like rouge, nor make her old, nor make her wicked, nor-" "Putting perfume on our petticats." "No, cried the bachelor, desperately, 'but, something ten times worse than that.'" "Worse!" The widow nearly dropped her cigarette. "They get in her hair—" The widow flung down her cigarette and touched her small heel upon it, violently. "That," she exclaimed with a sigh of content, "is enough!" "Boo!" cried the bachelor triumphantly, as he rose and lit his pipe with a man who has saved an arring soul. THE MEDIAVAL BAG Hangs Half Way to the Knee And Is Attached to Skirt. Only on the stage so far have we been used to seeing the large, full house we are to have on smart house gowns made according to mediaeval style. All those who have come to the wonderful costumes in Oxford or Philadelphia opera house, have given their approval to this artistic and conventional dresses we once to match each gown. They are made of satin, embroidered and jeweled. They are patterned after the old Italian ones, as is evidenced by the straight panel front and back, the long, tight sleeve with wrist and the shallow, round, open neck. Old Florentine brocades and satins for flower arrangements are in favor, and therefore it was a natural to add the huge bag that was suspended from the hips, not only to be put on afternoon costumes, but have already been seen on a few brilliant evening gowns. On these the bag was attached to the dress, swinging forward, and in it was put the tiny fan, the handkerchief and any other tiny trifles that a woman car- Y GROSVENOR no is betrothed to Lord Dalmeny, son marl of Rosebery. harvest last summer, as the field from which the hay was taken has long been a favorite haunt for snakes.—Punsutawney Spirit. Lucky Shot for the Hare. While shooting at Wool, Dorset, a farmer fired at a hare and missed it. The hare made for a hedge and got caught in a wire. The farmer fired again and the shots cut the wire. The hare thus freed got away, to the chapin of the sportsman—London Evening Standard. THE APPEAL. Mrs. Thomas, Pioneer "Aeronautess," Praises Balloons Mrs. Thomas, Pioneer "Aeronautess," Praises Balloons ```markdown ``` MRS. JULIAN 2. THOMAS JURS A HOLLAND HERDON All women go up in the air at one time or another, and few need the aid of balloons to do it. However, a daily increasing number are taking to the airship as a pastime, so much so. indeed, that aeronautics has become the fad of every woman with daring and money enough to compass the possession of an airship. Mrs. Julian P. Thomas is the pioneer of women aeronauts in America, as she has made four trips in her husband's airship, the first more than three years ago. Last week Mrs. Thomas' ten-year-old son Odin made his first ascension with his father at North Adams, Mass, taking a record trip of his family, from North Adams to Portland, Me. A short time before Miss Nathalie Forbes, the twelve-year-old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. A. Holland Forbes of Fairfield, Conn., went up in a balloon with her father and mother. Mrs. Forbes is an enthusiastic balloonist, and a dirigible is now being made especially for her use. Mrs. W. H. Martin of Canton, Ohio, is said to be the only woman in this country to soar in an airplane, though in Paris another Ohio woman, Miss Wright, sister of Orville and Wilburt Wright, has performed a similar feat. In London Miss Muriel Mathes shows suffrage literature on reluctant London from the far heights of a balloon dedicated to the cause of votes for women. Only One From New York. "So far as I know," said Mrs. Julian P. Thomas, when I asked her to tell me something of the progress of ballooning in York. "I am still the only woman in the city who makes balloon ascensions. I have been up in an airplane, however, and don't think I would care to do so. I regard it as entirely too dangerous. "Many people have the idea that you cannot travel a specified route in a balloon. Last year, when we said that we would make a trip from Philadelphia to New York, we were laughed at, yet we did it without any trouble, leaving Philadelphia at 11 o'clock a.m. and landing in the Bronx about 5." everything depends on your knowledge of the currents). Dr. Thomas interrupted. "You throw off ballast, you'll found you that that's blowing in the direction you want to take, and when you want to alter, you go higher or lower, according to the current you seek." "I made my first ascent because I didn't want Dr. Thomas to get ahead of me in anything," said the wife. "I wanted to show him that I could go anywhere that he could. I wasn't in the least afraid, though Dr. Thomas made me make my will before the ascent, which took place at Pittsfield, Mass. "I shall never forget my sensations when I found myself in the midst of a cloud for the first time. I couldn't see two feet away from Compact Energy. Crank — What is the power of Speeder's new runabout? Frank-Sixty. Crank-What! That little machine sixty-power! Frank-Sixty. sixty-power! A Humble Suggestion: A Humble Suggestion. Scientists say the white ant lays 80,000 eggs a month. Would it, we desire to ask, would it be possible to cross the white ant with the Plymouth Rock hen? Defective Page Really Felt Brave When She Let Ten-Year-Old Son Take Trip. By Nixola Greeley-Smith the balloon in an ydirection, yet the faces of the people in the balloon with us were perfectly clear. "It was this which made it different from a fog as well as the color of the cloud, which was pearly white. Condensed moisture, in tiny drops, was on the faces of the passengers. "While this cloud I thought from the rushing sound beneath us that we were over water, but when we emerged suddenly from the cloud the sun was shining brightly on the peak of a high mountain, which the balloon barely grazed. We landed in Connecticut in a large forest. We had no more ballast, and the balloon bumped helter-skeller over the tree tops. Every time we bumped we would rise several feet in the air. A Gallop Over the Trees. "It was like a very gallop over the trees. Luckily for us, the anchorage caught in one of the branches. The baskets half over as we hit the ground, and we needed to crawl out from beneath it. "After my first experience Dr. Thomas couldn't have kept me out of I a balloon if he had wanted to. What I care for most is the wonderful beauty of the scenery and for taking snap shots of it as we go along. "The only time I felt really brave was last week, when I let my ten-year-old son go up at North Adams. Of course, I have the greatest confidence in Dr. Thomas, but I'll admit I was a little worried about Odin. But, as things happened, the little fellow was a passenger on a record trip, as they made 175 miles." "Have you ever been in a mutiny on an airship?" I asked. Mutiny on an Airship. "No, but Dr. Thomas has," replied his wife. Dr. Thomas was loath to tell of this adventure. I don't want to criticise the fellows who were with me," he said. "I won't tell you where the ascension was made, but it was very recent. I had some green people with me, and I was foolish enough to explain my majeurry, but we had gone more than 150 miles to know exactly where we were, so started to send the balloon down until we were within hailing distance of a man of whom I could make the inquiry. The man in this case turned out to be a woman, but before we got to her the people on board saw how fast we were going down, and got frightened. We were actually traveling faster than the fastest express train, and when they thought I wasn't looking they began to quit, and one fellow, they'd throw me overboard if I was careful. But by that time we were safely down, and the trouble was over Another illusion dispelled. Mistletoe, it seems, is not a Christmas decoration. "Holly, the box and the bay," should deck forth our houses and churches at Yuletide, but mistletoe should not make its appearance till the New Year. It may help to restore the practice of the hanging of the mistletoe a separate New Year's ceremony to state that its efficacy is entirely lost if it is hung and used for the encouragement of osculation before the first day of the year. The Donaldson Yarn. "The is a story that a man was thrown overboard deliberately some years ago in Chicago. He was a reporter on one of the Chicago papers, who was asked an aeronaut named Donaldson. When over Lake Michigan they got out of ballast and were sinking into the lake. It is said Donaldson threw the reporter overboard to save his own life. "The empty balloon was found later on land, but Donaldson had disappeared. There are people, however, who say they have seen him working in the mines out West." "Would you care to make an assesse, asked Mrs. Thomas hospitably, turning in," Mindful of the sad fate of the Chicago newspaper man, I said I was afraid my family wouldn't let me. CASES FOR THE X-RAY. When Failure to Use It May Make a Doctor Liable for Damages. The question of the duty of a physician or a surgeon in regard to an X-ray examination of a supposed fracture or dislocation is discussed in the Medical Review of Reviews by a prominent New York expert in such matters; radiologist is his professional designation. He quotes a foreign authority on the difficulty of making a correct diagnosis of injuries, especially when in the neighborhood of a joint. MRS. A HOLLAND FORBES and MRS. NATHALIE FORDER OF NEW YORK. "Not infrequently an injury diagnosed as a fracture and the part placed in plaster splint. Later a radiograph demonstrates the absence of fracture, but the presence of a dislocation which was not suspected and which had been made permanent by failure of reduction, immobilization, etc. "There are, in fact many cases where it is impossible to make an early diagnosis on account of the pain and swelling, and very often the injury, even after the swelling has subsided, is of such nature as to mirele the best surgeons. In these cases it is very easy to establish a correct diagnosis by means of the X-ray. "The physician need not, of course, make the X-ray examination himself, but to be on the safe side he should advise the patient or the patient's family to consult a radiographer, for while a haematoma, swelling and pain were formerly accepted by the courts as an excuse for the non-recognition of fracture, etc., such is not the case now. Physicians who neglect to advise the employment of the X-ray in these cases expose themselves to an action for damages, in which they will b excused of neglect of exercise the 'reasonable care and skill' which is required by law. Maine Hunting Story. Dan Chaplin of Corishan went fox hunting one day last week in the vicinity of Trafton Mountain. His hound got on a trail and chased a red fox for some time, and when within range Dan saw the fox had a gray squirrel in his mouth. He shot the fox, which released the squirrel. It then ran up a small bush. The hound after making sure the fox was dead made a leap for the squirrel which was probably stunned, and captured it. The case is unparalleled in these parts. Siamese Court Etiquette By a remarkable law of royal etiquette which has existed for a number of years at the court of Slam, no person is permitted to sleep in an apartment situated above that occupied by the king. A deliberate breach of this rule has on more than one occasion been punished by death. It is perfectly true that in most parts of Canada winter is really winter. We ought to glory in it, and to make money out of it by doing all we can to attract tourists to enjoy the winter sports. be- Old Lady-Ah! Then that explains the extraordinary resemblance. UNDER THE HONEYMOON NIXOLA GREELEY SMITH CHILDREN AND CANDY --- "JACK," said the bride, "I want to ask you a question." It was during a lucid interval of the honeymoon's first week, and the bride and bridegroom threw in a porch of a big house by the sea which had been lent to them for this dulce occasion by the bride's uncle. C The bride h a d looked up from the French book she was reading—s h was reading mere- rce. She was because the bride: NICKA GREELLY SMITTLE because the bride- groom had betrayed an unbecoming inherent in the arrival of the Sunday papers now seeping into the indeed walked all the way down to the front gate to hail the newsman jogging comfortably along the glistening Long 岛 road. This was base treason, and she had sulked for three whole minutes. "Well, what is it?" asked the bride- groom. But his eyes did not lift from their rapt scrutiny of the "Standing of the Thief." "Would you," purred the bride, "would you love me—" "What are you blushing about?" interpolated the bridegroom. "Would you love me," she pursued, ignoring the interruption, "if I were crazy." The bridegroom laughed and forget momentarily the baseball score. "You ARE crazy," he said. The bridegroom laughed and the bride admitted. Then, for fear he might take the admission too seriously and presume upon it, she added, hastily, "that's a joke. "Oh, it's a joke, is it?" The bridegroom crossed the three steps that separated him from the bride's chair, grabbed her up and held her hands held in the air, the French heels held her bronze slippers dangling helplessly. The dress" she waited. "reverly mussing my ruffles dreadfully. Well, then, there, I do love you—really," she "I love Tore the Away Away. Capitalized. Securely back in her chair she began to burlesque the confession. "I love you fondly, madly, with a Florentine frenzy—I heard that once in a play." Then, as the bridegroom began to search among the mass of newspapers for the sporting page, she hurried. "But I was serious in that question I wrote," French book tells the story of a man much in love with his wife, but she poses to—well, it's all about whether he ought to—"the stopped short and blushed again more thoroughly." "Whether he ought to be true to her or not, he finished breathlessly," would you? A LL children love candy. It is the sweet tooth of childhood that craves satisfaction in any sugary concoction. It is a lull, a lump of sugar, or a puff-diary. sucker, the most pernicious form of infantile sweet-meat ever devised. What are the mothers thinking in, of, I wonder; or perhaps they do their work in their young people are filling themselves with unwholesome ice sucker, the most pervious form of infantile sweet-moment sweetness. What are the mothers thinking of, I wonder; or perhaps they do not know that their young are filling themselves with unwholesome ice cream sandwiches early in the morning or have provided themselves with a daily-sucker (cost 1 cent), which lasts throughout most of the afternoon, and is indeed a sweet solace until super time, for which meal all appetite has fled. The result is decaying teeth, chronic indulgence and the other ills of more or less seriousness. The bridegroom threw down his paper again. He had learned in three questions from the bride must be taught the seriousness; that for the moment, at least, she thought her eternal happiness upon his marriage was the easiest, he could resist the temptation of—I regret to say the bridegroom might have called it "getting her goat." "No, he asked, 'your family?' he asked, splendulously, "No; that is—I not think, notgled the bride. Then what are you worrying about? "Why, because I don't want you to love me now if you won't love me just as much when I'm old and ugly or have them Sat or the Devon. had smallpox or gone crazy. You're all smallpox or gone crazy. I want you to love me just because I ME." "All right, the bridegroom was deep in his paper again. The bride glared at the paper, then at the bridegroom at the paper, then at the bridegroom at the paper, then at the bridegroom and, seizing the sporting page in her dimpled hands, torso, viciously into shreds, there!" she said virginantly. The bridegroom's eyes flashed. "You must have felt it coming on—the bridegroom he said coldly. Tears swelled. In the bride's wide, brown eyes. That still old paper in my hands, me," she said so emphatically. Then, perilously near to sobbing, she continued: "I don't want you to read, I want, to go down to the beach. I want, well, come on down to the beach, said the bridegroom, grabbing her the hill and out the gate to where, past the road and through fields, the ocean with its Sunday mood upon it They did not know whether they sat on a beach in hand or held or moments. Hand in hand they watched ocean—such a little ocean; so much shallower than their love; so much narrower than their understanding of other. Then they raced toward them and, as the tide came in, lapped the points of the little bronze slippers. And she laughed, being showered from heat. Above them the noon sky hung like an inverted sapphire cup from which happiness being showered from heat. The bather's neck, while out on a dancing yacht anchored in the bay a bridegroom's neck, while out on a woman who held it smiled. You could love me if I were crazy? You murmured the bridegroom: "Certainly," laughed the bridegroom: "it's great to be crazy." Then he kissed the bride: "It's the greatest thing in the world." Willie Mamma—Grace Willie, I don't see how you can get so dirty. Wilshire-Oh, it's easy. Come out in Wilshire-Oh, it's easy. Show you Philadelphia Bulletin This is a wonderful country for candy, the most wonderful in the world, but the most varieties and it costs less. But the costs too little and is too easily obtained. A child goes forth gaily with gummy candy in a buys a piece of candy that is to craft with it. At the afternoon, giving forth an unremitting stream of limpid sweetness. There is a kind of candy sold on the street in other cities, but the kinds of fruits dipped in boiling sugar and stuck on to a long straw or stick. These fruit glaces are sold off so these people are the kind of grow stale. They are very popular with street urchins and with some other people, too, for that matter, and it ocups the mind of making quantities of fudge for the sake of what, why not make them fruit glace? Concerning Coats from the outaway effects of early fashion, and assures us that, strategically closed apparel, with designed directive lines, and many of the one-piece dresses are cut and trimmed to add to this effect, all straight and diagonal edges are finished with a piping, and not infrequently reinforced buttons, bull fringe or other ornament. A new form of French military coat is the one-piece dress, full three-quarter length, with a panel front reaching from shoulder to shoulder, overlapping the under-arm porthole, the waistband and close-up of the cap. The back is in two sections, with the seam at the Empire line, and the sleeves at the waistband and close-up. Another model describes a German military coat, with a short shoulder cap, and nigh collar that terminates at the hem. The directive suggestion, and has wide revers that turn back in a direct line, is also fitted. It closes at one side with a huge buckle. The sleeves are not too small, but taper from the elbow, and are finished very deep cuffs of silk pointed at the top. Color embroidery on white, black, cream and seru will be much used. HAVE YOU READ THE APPEAL? THE A NATIONAL PUB ADAMS BROS. 49 E. THE APPEAL, A NATIONAL AFRO-AMERICAN NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY ADAMS BROS. EDITORS AND PUBLISHERS 49 E. 4th St., St. Paul, Minn. ST. PAUL OFFICE No. 236 Union Block, 4th & Cedar. J. Q. ADAMS, Manager MINNEAPOLIS OFFICE Guaranty Loan Bldg., Room 1020. H. B. BURK, Manager. CHICAGO OFFICE 323-5 Dearborn Street. Suite 660. C. F. 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Other republics have fallen because the unscrupulous have substituted loyalty to class for loyalty to the people as a whole. —President Roosevelt's speech at Little Rock, Ark. SATURDAY, MARCH 13, 1909. WHITE MEN'S GOVERNMENTS HAVE FAILED. Referring to Liberia, the Baltimore Sun says: "The experiment in self-government has proved a melancholy failure for the Negro. Even with the good will of the United States the republic has not been able to maintain itself in a state of efficiency. It has been nursed tenderly by Uclee Sam in the hope that the citizens of the Liberian Republic would be able to demonstrate their ability to govern themselves and protect their own interests. But it does not seem that the black man is capable of maintaining stable government, according to the standards of civilization, if left alone. Many of the citizens of the Liberian Republic are the descendants of American Negroes who had been in touch with our institutions and were considered prepared to some extent for self-government." Yes, it is true that the government which the old slaveholders established as a safety-valve for slavery, in order to prevent the slaves from being made restless by association with the freemen freemen of their race, is in des- ```markdown ``` W. H. HON. WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT. Who Was Inaugurated President of the United States March 4th. W. H. HON. JAMES SCHOO LCRAFT SHERMAN. Who Was Inaugurated Vice President t of the United States March 4th. perate straits in consequence of being overrun by hordes of savages. But it has not yet failed, and the black men of Haiti have maintained a government for more than one hundred years. No Negro government has failed. The white man has failed in many cases. What have become of Nineveh, Babylon, Egypt, Assyria, Greece and Rome? Did they not all fail? What has become of the Southern Confederacy? EMMETT J. SCOTT Booker T. Washington, having declined a place on the Librarian Commission, Mr. Emmett J. Scott, his private secretary, has been offered the position by President Taft and Mr. Scott is considering the offer. It is a great honor and has been conferred on a worthy young man. For about ten years Mr. Scott has been the confidential secretary of the great educator and he has demonstrated remarkable ability in handling the varied interests of Mr. Washington. As it is necessary for Dr. Washington to spend the greater portion of his time traveling and soliciting money to support Tuskegee Mr. Scott is virtually the head of the great institution during two-thirds of the year and he has managed affairs with signal ability. Now well and favorably known in this country, as Commissioner to Liberia, Mr. Scott will win for himself an international reputation. THE APPEAL bids Mr. Scott Godspeed. FAKE ASSAULT REPORTS. Recently it was announced in the newspapers that Pittsburgh, Pa., was much excited over outrages upon white women, committed by Afro-Americans. Nearly every newspaper copied the statement and many of them commented very severely upon this new development of the depravity of the dark-skinned race. The hoodlum officers of the iron City got busy and arrested Afro-American they could lay hands upon. The whole thing was a diabolical fake, according to the following from the Philadelphia Tribune: In this case it was alleged that a "colored man had assaulted a white woman. Wholesale arrests were made and all parties were dismissed as being innocent. The charge has not been sustained and up to this hour there is no certainty that a colored man or even a white man disguised as a colored man committed such a cruel act." The Tribune is an Afro-American paper, and THE APPEAL has not seen a contradiction of the false report in a single Caucasian newspaper. Any of the newspapers will publish the most outrageous libels against the race, but very few of them will print the refutation of such lies. "MOB DEGENERACY." THE APPEAL has frequently denounced "Mob Degeneracy" in its strongest terms, and has endeavored to show that the mob spirit which prevails, is really more damaging to those possessing it than their victims, that it is with much satisfaction we notice what the St. Paul Pioneer Press had to say in regard to the recent awful act in Rockwall, Tex., under the above caption, viz: "The conduct of the Rockwall (Tex.) mob that burned a Negro at the stake is of the sort to make pessimists of those who would like to think well of their countrymen. There is no excuse for such demonstrations of fiendishness. The colored man who had attempted an assault upon his employer's wife undoubtedly is well out of the way, but his brutality did not justify a spectacle such as was witnessed in the little town on Sunday. He may have been insane. Undoubtedly he was an ignorant unfortunate who was a menace to society and should have been severely punished, if not by death, at least by imprisonment for a long term of years. "But bad and vicious as he was he was not worse than his executioners. How can the people of any community claim to be sane and sensible when stake in the public square, pile cordwood about him, saturate it with oil, apply the torch and then stand by and watch while he is roasted alive? It is possible to understand how a mob in the frenzy of excitement might stone a man, shoot him or inflict death on him. It is possible that the deliberation of the Texas affair was not of that sort of excitement. It was the cruel brutality of a pack of unthinking, unfeeling degenerates who are a disgrace to their race." THE WIDOW Says Men Are Very Like Cats, but Women Are Just Canine --- WINNER AT INDOOR 9 MISS ELIZABETH MOORE... ```markdown ``` BY HELEN BOWLAND. "I MUST be dreadful," exclaimed the widow as she bept and pat-ted the head of a bored looking terrier, dozing indifferently beneath a row of blue ribbons at the dog show, to be tied up here day after day — just like a wife!" HELEN PROS AND "Yes," agreed the bachelor cascastically, following in the treacherous trail of her crepe de chine skirts. "The average dog receives almost as much petting and pampering and attention nowadays as the average wife." "And their lives are so much alike!" sighed the widow sorrowfully. "Alike!" "Well," explained the widow, stopping in front of a gold-mounted glass upon a cushion. "Look at this pretty thing, for instance. It is dropped down on a satin pillow or a velvet sofa." "And fed and watered regularly," put in the bachelor hastily, house and left there until its master chooses to come home nights, and patted on the head when it opens its mouth to express an opinion, and ordered to "lie it is in the way, and punished when it isn't, and ignored when it isn't, and taught all sorts of cunning little tricks to make it amusing, and tied up in ribbons and uncomfortable gew-gaws to make it fascinate." "Oh, well," broke in the bachelor desperately, "it's-its just a toy." "And an ideal wife is a toy forever!" retorted the widow bitterly. "But it's hard," she added sadly, "to be comfortable with Cats, as much much more like dogs. Cats are mascars." Just Like a Wife. "They've got feminine CLAWS!" interrupted the bachelor, "and the feminine habit of crying for what they want, and they're deceitful and always looking for the softest spot and the most comfortable chair and the sunniest corner and— "THAT'S a masculine trait!" declared the widow. "Make a man or a cat comfortable and he'll never desert you. You can't tie the either of them down, and you can be abroad nights, and only come home in time for their meals, and heals being Miss Erma Marcus and Miss Elizabeth b. H. Moore, by defeating Miss Marie Wagner and Miss Louise Hammond, in a remarkably fast and interesting indoor lawn tennis match, won the women's doubles championship title at the Seventh regiment armory, New York. Before the doubles Miss Wagner and Miss Hammond played a semi-final match in the singles tournament to decide which would meet Miss Moore Postic Realism. "Who was it wrote the line, 'I only know she came and went'?" "Bless if I know," said a man who reads little. "No doubt it was somebody who had been trying to solve the problem." -Birmingham Age-Herald New Use for the Hyphen. use of the hyphen to the children. "Why do we use a hyphen in 'bird-cage?'" she asked. One small boy raised his hand. He was told to give him a bird. "It's for the bird to set on," he said. —Wyoming Tribune. Considerate Culprit. "No," said the candid kleptomaniac; "when I'm arrested for pilfering I never give my real name. It would compromise too many people." "Indeed; and what is your name?" inquired the magistrate. "John Smith."—Philadelphia Inquirer. There Are Parallel Cases. Primus—"That man came to this city forty years ago, purchased a basket, and commenced gathering rags. How much do you suppose he is worth today? Secondus—"Give it up." Primus—"Nothing; and he owes for the basket."—Judge's Library. maudled or made a fuss over, and object to having their fur rubbed the wrong way—and hate cold water," put in the bachelor. "But a woman," continued the widow, "like a dog, will cling to the man who beats her and follow him through fire and water and the deep sea to the end of the world," said the bachelor, "it is hard to lose a woman." "She will endure poverty and neglect and indifference," went on the widow, ignoring the interruption, "and still be thankful for anything that is flung at home or to a compliment." "So will a man!" announced the bachelor, sadly. "Not at all!" retorted the widow, promptly. "A man will run from anything. It is head, whether it's a plate, or flattery, or just a—a girl. He's exactly like the Even a Cat Will Run After a String. family cat. Flinging your charms or emotions, or oneline at him, is like flinging a bone at a cat; it doesn't faze him; it frightens him. You've got to coax him subtly, just as you would coax a cat kitten; and if you try to hold him too tight when you get him he will struggle to escape, but if you sit still and ignore him we'll come purring at your feet. You never can catch him by running after him.* "I thought," suggested the bachelor, humbly, "that, in this strenuous day, that was the only way." "What?" "To chase us," explained the bachelor, "to run us to cover, to hunt us down and—" "Nonsense!" exclaimed the widow. "I'm a purely feminine desire to want to be a man." To chase a man is to send him scudding off to the uttermost parts of the earth. "Or to another girl," put in the bachelor cheerfully, "like a scared cat. But dog is always sitting around waiting for a dog to fetch for petting and coaxing for a pat on the head or a caress like—like—" "I beg your pardon, Mr. Travers!" The widow's voice was like the warning came before the storm. "Like—" "It's quite time to go home," interrupted the widow hastily. "Like a bachelor at the end of a string," finished the bachelor desperate. "Oh, well," and the dimples broke through the cloud on the widow's face, "if you put it that way—even a cat will run after a string—" "A string that is dangling just out of the mouth of the widow with a gurple of triumph. INDOOR TENNIS MOORE MISS MARIE WAGNER in the final round, and Miss Wagner, with her smashing drives, overcame her opponent with a score of 6-4, 6-4. Miss Moore and Miss Marcus had an advantage in the doubles, owing to Miss Wagner and Miss Hammond had played slashing games in the singles. The latter team, however, selected Miss Marcus as the weaker of their opponents, scored to make all their returns to her. Evidently Enough The Judge—What reason have you to visit the evidence that this man didn't visit his home some time during the day? Forman of the Jury—Because, your house was damaged by the evidence that on that day his wife was giving a bridge party.—Life. "You have a new maid, I see, Mrs Youngwife" "Yes, I got her about a week ago." "How do you like her?" "I added. She lets me do almost as I like about the house."—St. Louis Times. A. Gentle Reminder. "There!!" growled Mr. Suburbanite, as he stored the snow shovel in the farthest corner of the basement; "ding you, I won't have to wrestle with you for a few months, anyway!" Turning suddenly around in the dark, he fell over something that gave forth a nerve-tearing rattle and click. With a wildshriek, he fied up the cellular stairs before the lawn mower could A Good Thing for Her. Edna—It's a good thing for me that silence gives consent. Amelia—Way? Edna—Last night when George asked me to be his wife I lost my voice.—Judge. ```markdown ``` An unaccented Christian Institution, devoted especially to advanced education, provides bachelor's and English High School courses, with industrial Training. Superior advantage. Boys. Physical culture for girls. Home life and training. Aid given to needy and ill children. Begins the first year of school. Information and information, address President HORACE, BUMMER, SMITH HOWARD UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF MEDICINE REV. W. P. THIRKIELD, LJ., D. The Forty-first Annual Session will begin October 1, 1908, and continue eight months. AN OPTIONAL FIVE-YEAR COURSE IN MEDICINE IS OFFERED. An full of instructors. Well equipped laboratories. The New Freedmen's Hospital, which adjoins the Medical College, just completed at a cost of $500,000, offers unexcelled clinical facilities. At the Faculty of Medicine School and Policlinic will begin May 9, 1999, and continue six weeks for Medical Course and four weeks for Dental Course. For further information or catalogue, write Knoxville College. Classical, Scientific, Agricultural, Mechanical, Normal and Common School. Courses, together with Theological and Medical Schools. Fifty-five Dollars a Year will cover all expenses of board, tuition, fuel, a room, a lawn and matron for little girls and another for little boys from 6 to 14 years. Form b girls last Monday in September. Send for catalogue $) President of Knoxville College, Knoxville, From School Children Should Drink HORLICK'S MALTED MILK Don't argue with dirt Pearline ```markdown ``` HOWARD UNI- SCHOOL OF MED REV. W. P. THIRKIELD, 1867 Robert Reyburn, M. D., Dean The Forty-first Annual Session will begin Oct- months. FOUR YEARS' GRADED COURSE IN THREE YEARS' GRADED COURSE IN THREE YEARS' GRADED COURSE IN AN OPTIONAL FIVE-YEAR COURSE IN M Full corps of instructors. Well equipped labora- tors. New Hospital. All adjoins at a cost of $80,000, offers unimpaired clinical facili- tity. The Third Session of the Post-Graduate School 1909, and continue six weeks for Medical Course and For further information or catalogue, write 539 Florida Avenue. W. C. McNEILL, M. D., Se Knoxville College. Classical, Scientific, Agricultural School Courses, together with Theological and Medical will cover all subjects and another for little boys and matrons for little girls and another for little boys Monday in September. Send for catalogue $) President Tenn. TUSKEGEE Normal and Industrial Institute Organized July 4, 1881, by the State Legislature State Normal School Except from taxation. BOOKER W. WASHINGTON, Principal. WARREN LOGAN, Treasurer. LOCATION enough to number the wards twice to one. **ENROLMENT AND FACULTY** Enrollment last year 1,233; males 883; females, 371; average attendance, 1,05; instructors, 88. VALUE OF PROPERTY Property is valued at $10,000 per land. 8 buildings almost wholly built with student abor, is valued at $350,000, and no mortgage. NEEDS $50 annually for maintenance of each student; $200 enables one to finish the course; $1,000 creates permanent scholarship. Students pay $1,000 in any amount for current expenses and building. Work done by graduates as class room and industrial leaders, thousands are reached through the Tuskegee Ngore Confer- tation. Tuskegee is 40 miles east of Montgomery and Nashville, at the Alabama, on the Western Rail- way. Tuskegee is a quiet, beautiful old Southern man is at all times mild and uniform, thus the Tuskegee is at all times quiet and mild. TILLOTSON COLLEGE The Oldest and Best School in Texas for students in grades 9-12 graduates of well known colleges in the north. Reputation unsurpassed. Manua course. Music a special feature of the Special advantages for earnest students. Music courses. Send for catalogue and circular to REV. MARSHALL R. GAINES, A. M. AUSTIN, President. TEXAS A. Practical, Literary and Industrial Trades School for Afro-American Boys and Girls. Unusual advantages for Girls and a separate building. Address. New England CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC BOSTON, Mass. All the advantages of the finest and most completely equipped Conservatory building in the world, the atmophore of a recognized center of Art and Human association with the master in the Profession are offered students at the New England Conservatory of Music. Through work in all departments of music. Course can be arranged in Dollion and Creation. GEORGE W. CHADWICK, Musical Director. All particulars and year book will be sent on application. School Children SH HORLIO Departments—Normal and College glate; Special attention to Voc- 腔 and Implantology, Therapeutic Agriculture, Sewing and Cooking. Healthy Location; heated by steam and a sterilization room, board, tuition, light and heat. For catalog and particulars write to President Virginia Normal Colle- giate Institute, Petersburg, Va. UNIVERSITY OF MEDICINE. HELD, L.L. D., 1908 W. C. McNeill, M. D. Secretary Begin October 1, 1908, and continue eight SEE IN MEDICINE. SEE IN DENTAL SURGERY. SEE IN PHARMACY. SEE IN MEDICINE IS OFFERED. All laboratories. All juniors in Medical College, just completed. All facilities. School and Polyclinic will begin May 9, and four weeks for Dental Course. D., Secretary Washington, D. C. Agricultural, Mechanical, Normal and Common Medical Schools. Fifty-five Dollars a Year light and occasional am. Two-thirds a boy from 6 to 12 years. Term begins last President of Knoxville College, Knoxville. GAMMON THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY The aim of this school is to do practical work in helping men towards succurs in the history; its course of study is broad and practical; its work is thorough; its methods are fresh, systematic, clear and simple. COURSE OF STUDY. The research department occupies three years, and covers the lines of work in the several departments of theological instruction, pursued in the leading theological schools of the country. EXPENSES AND AID. Tuition and room rent are free. The apartments for students are plainly furnished. Good board can be had for seven or per month. Buildings heated by steam. Aid from loans without interest, and gifts are granted to deserving students who show up on the line of self-help. No young man with grace, gifts, and energy, need be deprived advantages now opened to him in this Seminary. For further particulars address REV. J. W. E. BOWEN, D. D. Pres, Gammon the Theological Seminary, BRAINERD INSTITUTE A normal and industrial school with a normal and industrial school with a normal and industrial school with a thorough, symmetrical and complete English education, and lav a solid foundation in the sciences, the vocation of life, Board and boarding hall MorristownNormalCollege Fourteen teachers, Elegant and com- municated, Civilian unsurpassed Departments: College Preparatory mal, English, Music, Shorthand, Type- writing and Industrial Training. FIFTY DOLLARS IN ADVANCE will pay for board, room, light, fuel, tu- tion and laundry for the safe pro- Board $6.00 per month; tuition $2.90 per term. Thorough work done in each de- partment. Send for circular to the pres- ident. Rev. Judson S. Hill, D. D., Merristown, Tenn. SCOTIA SEMINARY CONGRESS, I. G. This well known school, established for the higher education of girls will have next term October I. Every effort will be made to for the comfort, health and thorough instruction of students. Expense for boarding will be $455. for term of eight months. Address Rev. D. J. SATTERFIELD, D. D., Concord, N. C. Able and Experienced Faculty. Progressive in all departments, best Methods of Instruction, Health of Stu- ents carefully looked after, Students taught to do manual labor as well as think. For catalogue and other information, write to the president. R. & LOVINGGOOD, Austin, Texas. In Should Drink ICK'S D MILK ‘at : : ‘\ WEEKS RECORD IN MINNESO- ‘ TA'S CAPITAL, “me “Saintly City” and Saintly City Solks—Newly items of Social, Re- Nigious and General Matters Among ‘the People. SATURDAY, MARCH 13, 1909, Get the the habit of smoking Habit Cigars, Read the ad of the “Magic Sham- poo Dryer” on 4th page. Mrs. J. H. Jacobs, who has been very sick, is Somewhat improved, Special Sunday dinner at the St. Louls Kitchen, 317% Wabasha street, 35. cents, Mr, Charles Miller now has charge of the laundry department of the Valet Tailoring Co. Habit, the best 5 cent Cigar. PEER E HEROS E EES BAGS OF COAL FREE. Smokeless nut. coal, $4.75 per ton, in. three:ton’ loads, Get a free sample bag at our office before buying if you wish, Holmes & Hallowell, Geven Cornace: W. 'T, Francis, Esq., goes to Peoria, UL, tomorrow night to represent. the Northern Pacifie Railway Co. in. the taking of depositions at that place on Monday Mrs. Mary Bradford, mother of the late Mrs. Mdria King, was called to the city by the death of her daughter and is the guest of her granddaughter, Mrs. Henry High. Did you who KNOW you are in: debted for the paper you are reading make a New Year's resolution to pay what you owe? If so, please live up to your resolution, Works’ Biscuits are BEST. Have your laundry work done by the Valet Laundry. Mr. Charles Mil ler will call for and deliver laundry. ‘Telephone, N. W. 848-J 2, or call at 154-156 B. 'Sixth street. Look out for the great contest be- tween the Pilgrim Baptist Church Or- kan association and tho B. Y. P. U. Floor association at Pilgrim Baptist church ‘Thursday, Mareh 25. ‘The ball which was given by the Detroit club at Tschida hall last Tues day was a corker and then some. Ev- erybody had a great time and. the boys gota neat sum toward their trip to Detroit. ; Res, 612 RondoTel, Dale 6t7-ya | Funeral Directors and Embalmers. | RS Wanaana: Se : Calls Answered Day or Night In | ‘Twin CBee. Active Pall Bearers Furnished It | Desired. Lady Assistant When Necessary. Both Phones 608. St. Paul, Minn. | Get the the habit of smoking Habit Cigars, Bear in mind the Grand Ball in hon- or of the ‘Smart Set” Co. at Union Temple hall, 28 Washington avenue south, Monday evening, March 15. You are Invited to go over and have a good time, Eat “Krispy Crackers.” Go to Holmes & Hollowell’s coal of- fico at seven corners and you can get a small bag of coal FREE for the asking, Its a sample of the sort of coal they sell. for $4.75 per ton in three ton lots, Shoes mended while you walt, at Jarvis, 354 Minnesota ‘street. Half ‘s0ies, 50 and 75 cents, Prices reason- avle for all kinds of repatring. He ¢an do it on short notice. Jarvis 354 Alnnesota Street VOCAL AND PIANO LESSONS given by Mrs, Addie Crawford Minor at her residence, 326 Farrington ave- only. Hours for instruction arranged nue, to sult patrons, Tel, Dale 2192. ‘Terms reasonable, Mr. ©. P, ‘Tyler returned last week from’ Olympia, Wash., where he was called by the death” of his mother. ‘The deceased was the possessor of considerable property to which Mr. ‘Tyler ts sole heir. Visit the REESE SHINING PARLOR for ladies and gentlemen, 374% Min- nesota street. Shoes shitied, polished or dyed. All work well done, called for and delivered. H. A. Reese, propr- etor, Phone 1794 Cedar. FOR RENT—For man and wite, one heated room, with use of house, price $10 per month, For further information address, Mrs. G. Goff, 979 Fast Cook street, or call, taking Payne ave, ear to Cook street. KENT'S EXPRESS AND STORAGE Co, Office 282 W. Third St. Cor. Pleas- ant Ave. Competent help and care- ful handling. Prompt deliveries, Wood and Coal in large or small quantities. ‘Pel. N. W. Main 3669, Twin City 818. A REMINDER, A Savings Account With (oS reenter ey i Sa ce He om 0} oR) i ra Nahe 1 Wim le Ki 4 | A), LEC TOE a AN Fee oss | eee th ca | ie i in Se ae | pee re eA EAN SS THE STATE SAVINGS BANK Fourth and Minnesota Sts., St. Paul, insures not only absolute safety, but 1s an incentive to practice economy na. put away small sums. wheneve sonventent. Interest compounded Jan- uary and July each year at 314% per annum, Deposits Over $3,000,000.00, OFFICERS, Gharles P. Noyes, Prest. Kenneth Clark, V.-Pres. * Charles G. Lawrence, Treas. Mr. J. Q. Adams of THE APPEAL wrenehed “his .back Monday and has been under the doctor's care ever since and is confined to his home, which will account for any shortcom- ings in the paper this week. North Star Lodge No. 1, U. By F.. is to hold a great smoker ‘at Tschida hall next Tuesday night, at which a “mock initiation” will be one of the features, Refreshments and cigars will be served and a very large time is expected. The business houses that have their advertisements in THE APPEAL are the ones you should patronize in pref- ‘erence to those who have not, as thus ‘they show they wish your patronage by asking for it through the columns of your organ. THE ST. LOUIS KITCHEN, Mrs. Julia Hinson, proprietor,No. 317 Wa- basha, up stairs. Meals 25cts. Break- fast from 7:00 to 11:00 a, m., Dinner from 12:00 m. to 3:00 p. m.; Supper from 5:00 to, 8:00 p. m. All reguiar meals 25 cts, All home cooking. Zion Presbyterian Church. Meet- ing in the old Woodlawn’ Baptist Church, corner Selby avenue and Arundel street. Sabbath services 11 a, m. and 8 p.m. Strangers and vis- itors welcome, Rev. J," M. Boddy, pastor, residence on the premises. Watch and wait for the great LADIES MINSTRELS at Hiawatha temple Easter Monday, April 12th, under auspices of Men's Catholic club. ‘Smoke Habit Cigars, Do you get the Habit? If not, why not? The Girls’ Culture Club meets each Thursday evening at Pilgrim Baptist Church. The young girls and young ladies are requested to become mem- bers and spend a profitable evening each week. Ida Mae Johnson, presi- dent; M. tlizabeth LaRue, secretary; Mrs. W. D. Carter, manager. SAFE DEPOSIT aND STORAGE VAULTS.—We invite your inspection. It costs ttle to place your papers, cash securities and valuables in abso- lute safety. Boxes in our vaults ean be had for’ $4 per year. Store your boxes, trunks, etc. with us, North. western Trust Co.. 138 Bndicott Ar cade, ‘The executive committee of the ‘Triennial meeting of U. B. T. and S. M. T, met at the office of its chair. man Thursday evening and transact- ed a lot of business. ‘The next meet. ing will be held at the same place on Monday evening, March 15th. All members of the committee are urged to be present. Have you tried the Ideal Tailors, 581 Wabasha street, 0. F. Huff, pro- proletor? Dyeing, cleaning, pressing and repairing. Ladies’ Tailoring a specialty. Four suits sponged and pressed monthly with $1 contracts, All work guaranteed. Goods called for and delivered, Phone, Cedar 5260, Give us a trial, THE VALET TAILORING CO, No. 194-156 E. Sixth street. The most up-to-date establishment of its kind in the city. Clothing made to order, sponged, pressed, “renovated and repaired. Goods called for and delivered. Four suits pressed for $1. They also conduct a laundry business and are prepared to give best service at lowest rates, Smokers’ parlor at- tached and best brands of cigars and tobacco, ete, on hand. Tel, N, W. 848-J2. ‘Twin Citv 2979. ‘The funeral of Albert 8. Smith was was held last Sunday afternoon at Pil- grim Baptist church under the aus- pices ef Gopher Lodge No. 105, 1. B. P. 0. B. A., of which he was a’ mem: ber." The lodge turned out_in a body, headed by a brass band. ‘The funerai was one of the largest ever held in the church, as the deceased counted his friends’ by the number of his ac- quaintances. The services of » the lodge were held before the sermon, which was preached by Rey. W. D Carter. The floral tributes were very numerous and beautiful. Lyles, funer- al director, interment ‘at Forest. ‘The funeral of Mrs. Maria King was held at Pilgrim Baptist church last Monday afternoon under the auspices of Corinthian Temple No. 1, S. M.T., of which she was a member. ‘The chureh was crowded with the friends of the deceased and there was a large number of beautiful floral | tributes. The services were conducted by Rev.| W. D. Carter, assisted by Rev. Horace | S. Graves and Rev. Daniel Harding. Resolutions in memoriam and respect were read from the Ladies’ Church Aid society and the Baptist Misson- ary society, of which she was a mem- ber. She leaves a mother, sister and daughter to mourn her loss. The funer- meee tamoten ner ee The fener ST. JAMES CHURCH NOTES. ‘The largest monthly communion ser- vice possibly in the history of the church was last Sunday. Mr. Henry Burrell was happily converted and united with the church. “I have been nearly home two. times in the past three or four weeks, and T'have come home ‘his morning,” said Brother Bur- rell, as he came up the long aisle and gave the pastor his hand. With him came Brother A. J. Kelso and Edward Williams, both from Missouri. St. ‘James has the largest number of ‘young men in it of any church in the connection, says Bishop Shaffer, for Its size. Dr. Valdo ‘Turner before a large audience at § o'clock made one of the best addresses that has been heard in the church since we began the popular services. Dr. Turner was sur prised to see so large a crowd at St. James at the evening service. ‘Good news comes trom all directions to encourage us to believe that the $2,000 rally’ will be the greatest In the history of the chureh. People who have never given in any of the rallies say they are in for this one because they want the pipe organ, ‘There will be a. great pipe organ rally at the church “Monday night. Every one is asked to come and to bring along all boosting stock. It's free. The stewardesses and young people of St. James, Minneapolis, will be over next Thursday night and give a musical recital and an old folks’ con- cert. ‘The same was given in Minne- apolis last week and packed — the chureh, It is a pipe organ entertair: ment. Admission 15 cents; children 10 cents. Sunday evening at St. James A. M. B. church, Jay and Fuller streets, Rev. H. 8. Graves will speak on sects and creeds, This Sunday evening his sub- ect will be. vatholicism or Protestant. ism.” March 21, “Episcopal or Meth: odist Episcopal.” March 28, “The Transition Period in the Religious Life ‘of the Colored Americans.” You should smoke Habit Cigars, Roger Imhof’s Fad. se Attraction at the Star Next Week, Roger Imhof, who is the star with the well-known Empire Burlesquers, has no equal, it is claimed, by many eastern critics, in his particular line of work—that of his true portrayal of ‘the cHfaracter of Casey, which has been ‘Mr. Imbof's life study. Every season a new version is introduced with the Empire show and this year is no ex. ception to the rule, for “Casey's Alley” is the new creation. Rogr is not only th author and produer of these Casey creations, but many other plays. of fnote which are introduced with this ‘show from season to season, together with many popular and original songs and parodies. It is not generally Known that Mr. Imhof, aside from be- ing the greatest Irish character come- dian in the burlesque business today, is an author, composer, musician, ar: chitectural draughtsman and is Well versed in chemistry. It has been of- ten remarked why a man with all these brilliant accomplishments should give up his valuable time to burlesque shows, but Mr. Imhof has cutely re- plied on more than one occasion: “It’s my fad; besides I get forty weeks’ salary every year and don’t have to wait.” ‘The Empire show, with Roger Im- hof, will appear at the Star beginning ‘Sunday, March 15. MOCK President's Election and Inauguration. ‘There is to be an interesting and unique entertainment at Pilgrim Bap- tist church on Thursday, March 25, in the nature of a contest between tine Pipe Organ association and Hardwood Voor association to be called a “Mock President’s Election and Inaugura- tion.” The candidates for the Hard- wood Floor association are: For pres- ident, M. A. Bolling; for vice presi dent, A. J. Jones. ‘The candidates for the Pipe Organ association: For pres: ident, B. W. Rutledge; for vice presi dent, J. H. Hickman, ‘An address will be made by W. T. Francis, Esq. Each ticket, will entitle the holder to one vote. ‘Tickets, 15 cents. Card of Thanks. We hereby express our heartfelt thanks to the many friends who were so kind to us during the illnes\ and death of our daughter and mother. Mrs. Mary Bradford. Mr. and Mrs. Henry High. GRAND ENTERTAINMENT AND BALL In Honor of the “Smart Set” Co. at Union Temple Hall, Min- neapolis. There will be a grand entertain: ‘ment and ball tendered to the “Smart Set” Co. under the auspices of the Twin City Waiters Social club at Union Temple hall, 28 Washington avenue south, Minneapolis, on Mon- day evening, March 15. | Good Music and refreshments. The vest of order will be maintained. ‘The refreshments for this occasion will be in charge of Thomas & Quinn, successors to the late Scott Blake and will include in the menu, .Op- possum and Sweet Potatoes. ‘Admission, 35 cents. All are invited to come and have a royal time with the “Smart Set.” The affair will be under’ the management or George-W. Tyler: Do you get the Habit? If not, why not? Farmers’ Short Course. A. Farmers’ Short Course will be held at the School of Agriculture at St. Anthony Park for one month com: mencing Friday, Jan, 15th. ‘The course consists of lectures, demonstrations and judging of stock and grains. The most practical subjects connected with farm life will be discussed. The course includes nearly all the farm subjects taught at the school of agri- culture. No entrance examination is jsiven and there is no age limit, The ‘expenses are low. It is hoped’ that kere may be a large attendance of farmers. Do you smoke the Habit? It's a fine habit. One step won't take you very far, You've got to keep on walking, One word won't tell folks all you ‘are, You've got to keep on talking; One inch won't make you very tall, You've got to keep on growing; One little ad won't do it all, You've got to keep ’em going. Wagner Hall for Rent. Persons desiring to rent Wagner Hall, cor. Western ave. and Charles st., for lodge meetings, public meet- ings or entertainments may do so reasonable rates. Apply to Earl C. Walker, 376 Jay st. THE COSMOPOLITAN MUTU- Al. CASUALTY CO. Maybe So; Maybe Not. ‘Mr. Roosevelt will soon be on his way to Africa—Brooklyn Eagle, ‘We are beginning to have our oubts—Harper's Weekly. MORRISON'S “FAUST.” a cee OO eo on: Se eee Theater. Once more the devil will be in our midst for on next Sunday matinee, at the Grand, “Morrison's magnificent pro duction of “Faust” with mephisto as the center of attraction will be pre- sented in this city. The present re vival of “Faust” is the result of the craze for the devil as a stage person- age. In London, in Paris, in Berlin, in fact in every capital ‘in Europe, Goethe's sublime play, “Faust” or the latest ctaze by Molnar, the Hungarian novelist, entitled “The Devil,” haz cap: tured theater goers by storm, Beer- bohm Tree in London, Sarah Bern- hardt in Paris are producing “Faust.” No other production of “Faust” has ever equalled the Morrison version in this country and Rosabel Morrison, in presenting it once more upon a most elaborate scale, has made no mis- take. Highly effective and in every stay appropriate, is the stagng of the weird drama. Numerous mystic effects produced under the supervision of the famous magician, “Herrman the Great” have been introduced. The startling optical illusions and realistic effects have not been dragged in for the sake of causing sensations; all are artis tically employed to illustrate the text of the great German poet’s master piece. Striking to behold is the real- ization of the ‘uncanny scene of the Brocken, made so much of by the jauthor, ‘and here for the first. time perfectly realized. Miss Rosabel Mor rison will be seen in the leading role ‘of Marzuerite. Defective Page COMMERCIAL BARBER SHOP, No, 94 East Fifth Street, between Minnesota and Robert streets. First class in every particular. Mahogany partitions, French plate mirrors, Hot and Cold Baths. The, only Baths protected by Sanitation Glass. Ex- pert artists in white uniform, Hand- some reception and reading room, Ladies need not hesitate to bring children to have work done, Mes- senger service. Phone N. W. Main 38903, W. J. Utieyand James Vass Proprietors. HIGH TIDE ON THE STAGE. Breaking Waves Dash High in Lon- don Hippodrome, The latest feature at the London Hippodrome is a spectacle entitled “The Sands of Dee,” which cul- minates in the rescue of the heroine, gagged and bound to a stake planted on the beach, just as the rising tide sends in great breakers which near- ly overwhelm the girl. ‘Nine huge rollers sweep across the state in & most realistic manner, and the hero, on the back of a swimming horse, barely reaches the unfortunate heroine as the water laps about her ‘shoulders. The" apparatus necessary for the production of waves is very simple. Seventy-nine feet above the stage, in the fiies, are three great tanks, each capable of holding five tons of water and fitted with an arrangement whereby the water may be discharged in a solid mass as though the bottom hid fallen out, A wave-producing board is built up in the stage immediately beneath the tanks, says Harper’s Weekly, extends across the full width of the prosce- nium opening, and is concave in form, with the back ten feet high and the front edge only about twelve inches above the trough. The falling water swirls as it strikes the hollow of this board and is projected in a solid sheet about thir- ty feet into, the air before it breaks in the arena. A back cloth and water- proof paint aid materially in creating the illuston, Nine waves dash into the arena at intervals of six seconds and the roar of the breakers is very similar to the surf. “A high pressure main fills the tanks in three seconds after they are ‘emptied. A Thirteenth Century Drink. Thirteenth century tastes in food had few imitations. Besides the “fowl of Africa and the rare gadwit of Ionla” mentioned by Fitzstephen, gourmets in the time of King John used to regale- themselves on herons, cranes, crows, storks, cormorants and bitterns, Some would wash their meals down with wine, but the major- ity drank mead or mietheglin. Mead, according to Holinshed, was only the washing of the combs after the honey had been taken from them, and so poor a beverage that it had to be spiced, peppered or made palatable with sweetbriar or thyme. But meth- eglin contained one hundredweight of honey to twenty-four gallons of water, and must have been much more in- toxicating than the strongest old ale ‘of the present day. Senarated. A regiment of soldiers were recent- ly drawn up one Sunday for church parade, but the church was being re- paired and could hold only half of them, “Sergeant-major,” shouted the col- onel, “tell all the men who don't want to go to: church to fall out on the re- verse flank.” Of course, a large number quickly and gladly availed themselves of the privilege, “Now, sergeant-major,” said’ the col- onel, “dismiss all the men who did not fall out and march the others to church—they need it most,” Pibet: Weddine 12 Rieke: Vaave. For the first time in eight years the wedding bells rang yesterday after the morning service at the parish church of Lindsell, Essex, which has deen almost deserted owing to the di- Japidation and decay of the cottages. ‘Two laborers who have been waiting in this “Sweet Aubum” for cottages for some years led their brides to the altar, and the few villagers left made the occasion a memorable gne. The Similarity, ‘Mrs, Gunner—Henry, you would per- sist in calling that last cook a vision, There was nothing pretty about her. Mr. Gunner—Not at all. Mrs, Gunner—Then why did you call her a vision? ‘Mr. Gunner—Because visions fade ee She remains only two days. Of One Mind. | “The soil,” remarked the political economist, “is what supports us all,” “Yes,” rejoined the lawyer, “I must admit that real estate is at the bot- tom of three-fourths of all litigation,” “And,” addea the doctor, “a great deal of sickness is dueto the effluvia trom the exoumas eke cea gh ogee ein yar ee ee Sapleigh—Do you know, Miss Bthel, | I dreamt last night that you and T were married. Miss Ethel——Oh, did you? How per- fectly sweet! Now, tell me, who was. my husband? After a Fashion, Rivers—Are you on speaking terms with Ruggles? Brooks—O, yes; whenever we meet I tell him he’s a sneaking scoundrel, and he tells me I'm a liar and a slan. derer. A Modern Polonius. “My boy, I have nothing to leave you but debts.” “Yes dad.” “But be diligent and no doubt you can increase your inheritance.” Barker's New Legs. “Have you seen Barker lately? ‘He's on his last legs.” “No. Are they a8 bowed as his first ones?” ‘os ) . CB | we . (a? . ° oe hmcrmllCUM® i Vi fC 5 jf) g al 2 | 2 | ie fe aa PF 1% en. i. re Pe | . a 7 ee | De Scene from Morrison’s Faust“ at the Grand Next Week. ‘When you wish a first class shine call at the Peoples Shining Parlor No. 127 B. 6th street, Walter Porter, Prop, Hell! shine ’em up for a nickel. Anything the Matter With Your Stove? ‘Then call on the St. Paul Stove Re- pair Works, 126 W: Seventh street Fix. everything, water fronts, stove putty, fire clay,’ mica, stove ” polish, Stove bolts, shakers, etc. Repairs of all kinds made on short notice. New and second hand stoves for sale. Whatever you wish to know about, call on us." Telephones, N. W., 1206- Li; Twin City, 24, U. B, F, NOTES, Now is a good time for those who would like to join North Star Lodge U. B. F. to make application, ‘There has been a dispensation granted ad- mitting members, or reinstating old ones for $1350. The, dispensation runs for 30 days and ‘a club of 50 more is expected to take advantage of it, judging from the number of applications already received. FIVE DOLLARS IN GOLD, FIVE DOLLARS IN GOLD will be presented to the person sending the list containing the greatest number of words which are made from the let- ters contained in “THE GEORGE NICHOLS TEA COMPANY.” This is stamped on all our, pack ages of fine teas and coffees and a label from one of these packages must accompany each list. Full information in all packages. Send orders by mail to our mail order department, 45 Union Block. George Nichols, Proprietor. ‘Telephone, N. W. Cedar 6320. Announcement. ‘The Dwyer Hotel has at last land- ed the proper man for its manager i- the person of Mr. Charles Hill, a widely known up-to-date hotel man. An efficient night clerk to look after late callers, and it is never too late at the Dwyer. The Dwyer Transfer is quite a Success. Call Nicollet 9951 and you will get prompt service. There is a new line of wagons just from the shops, and the new carri- ages will be here about Jan. 1st. No use looking ‘around; you'll find the best there is right here. You should smoke Habit Cigars. Try “Krispy Crackers” once and youll try, try again. PIANO INSTRUCTION. Instruction given on the piano at the residences ot patrons, or at 575 W. Central s\ve. Prof, W. A. Weir. .G. J. CHARLESTON EXPRESS Company, 308 Minnesota, near Third street. Packing, Shipping and_Stor- ing of Household Goods. Trunks and Baggage promptly delivered. SPECIAL NOTICE. Try our breakfasts Try our dinners, ‘Try our lunches, ~All are winwers, THE DUBLIN INN 378 Minnesota Street, St. Paul. ‘ Beribboned Flowers. ‘The use of ribbons with. flowers has 8 great fleld and entrances the beauty and value of them. A bunch or bas- ket with on appropriate bow artistical- ly placed makes it worth as much again, it you are not simply selling merchandise. But put the ribbon where {t belongs, where the eye sug- gests the need of something being tied. To put a red necktie on an araucaria 1s as bad taste as chiffoning an azalea with a lot of fussy stuff puffing out here and there. It does not do the azalea any good and wastes the ribbon, You can use some receptacle with the plant that offers an excuse to tie on a bow of ribbon and you at once have the satisfying effect on the eye. Na ie a a “I wonder how many of those con- nected with newspapers,’ said a re- porter, “remember the famous dis- patch sent by a press telegraph oper- ator. It was the only smile raiser in the whole horrible catastrophe. It ran something like this: “The build- ing is beginning to rock, bricks are falling about and it’s me for the sim- ple life.’ Then it trailed off as if the operator had scooted for the open door, or wall, perhaps. his dispatch was handed about the: newspaper of- fices and made all the boys laugh in spite of the serious picture it called to mind’ « | MINNEAPOLIS DOINGS IN AND ABWwY THE GREAT “FLOUR CITY.” Matters Social, Religious and General Which Have Happened and are to Happen Among the People of the city. Drink Golden Grain Belt Beer. ‘Mrs. Athol Blair is still on the sick list. “Krispy Crackers” sounds good; they taste better. < Read the ad of the “Magic Sham- poo Dryer” on 4th page. Modern furnished rooms for rent— 102 Bryant Ave, N. - Mrs, Mattie Darby. ‘The Helping Hand Society will meet Wednesday at Mrs, Abbey, 2540 Oak- land Avenue. ‘The Pastor's Ald Society of St. James’ church meets every Friday evening. Literary’ programme. op Born to Mr. and Mrs. W. S. Neal ‘Tuesday, arch 9th, a boy, mother and child are doing’ well. among those who went to Washington to witness the inauguration, Born to Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Myers Wednesday, March 10th a bouncing girl, mother and daughter well. Mrs. R. L, Buttner entertains a few friends at dinner Sunday, it being the fourteenth anniversary of her wed- ding. | For sale, cheap, a fine modern ‘house, 7 rooms, on 14th Ave. South. Tt faces Powderhorn Park. Enquire at 528 Boston Block. Look out and wait for the Grand Ball in honor of the “Smart Set” Co. at Union Temple hall Monday, March 15. Admission, 35 cents. ‘The K. P's will give a Grand Fas- ter entertainment and ball at the Au- ditorium Monday evening, April 12, 1909. Look out for further announce: ment. ‘The Court of Calantha will give a party at the hall corner Lake Street and Lyndale Avenue Monday evening, March 15, 1909. All are cordially invited. ‘St, ‘Thomas Mission 5th Ave. and 9th Str. So. Services every Sunday after- noon at 4 o'clock, Sunday School at 3. Rev, A. H. Lealtad, Rector. All ‘welcome. Pride of the West Chapter No, 30 is making great preparations to’ en- tertain the Grand Chapter of IMinois and Jurisdiction when it meets here next August, ‘The supper given at the residence of Mr. Jack Johnson Tuesday evening by the Eastern Star was a splendid success and the ladies cleared a goodly sum. ‘The ladies of the Eastern Star are arranging for a house social at the residence of Mr. Zack Johnson in the course of two or three weeks. Look for the date later. The Little Pilgrims No. 2 are look. ing forward for a grand time May 1s at which time they will celebrate their first anniversary. Further an nouncements later. Lawyer Harvey B. Burk, _ha: opened a law office in room 528 Bos ton Block, cor. Hennepin Ave. and Third street and is prepared to take charge of cases in any of the court: of the state, Invitations are out for a Hard Time Masquerade to be given by the Queer Esther ‘Temple No. 2, March 24 ai K. of P, Hall. Two ‘prizes will be given the two most ragged persons Admission 25 cents, All U. B. F. anc S. M, T. are cordially invited to at tend. WHEN IN ST. PAUL go to th St. Louis Kitchen, 31714 Wabasha St. upstairs, for your meals. All hom cooking. All regular meals 25 cents Breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a, m. dinner from 12:00 m, to 3:00 p.m. supper from 5:00 to 8:00 Mrs. Julia Hinson, Prop. The Mock Trial given at St. Peters chureh March 4th proved to be one ‘of the best entertainments and draw. ing cards given at that church for 2 long time. The church was crowded to standing room and the program was of the highest order, Everybody felt that they had got their money's worth. Mrs. Luther Abby, at the head of the Helping Hand Society, deserves much credit for it was largely due to her efforts that the whole affair K | , Make Friends Every Day THE BIG RED PACKAGE FOR {0c Our line of SUGAR WAFERS are complete Try a package of GLOVER | EAF ee PERPETTO VEROUIQUE PHIOPENA Everybody likes them WORKS BISCUIT CO, St. Paut Minneapolis RSet feet CANE AND TEN Sadia Towle’s Log Cabin Maple Syrup. Has as Exquisite Flavor and is alway the same in quality. Valuable receipt book eent free. The Towle Maple Syrap Co. St. Paul, Minn. Tel. Cedar 5260 _ " The Ideal Tailors 581 WABASHA Dyeing, Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing LADIES’ TAILORING A SPEC ALTY Four Suits Sponged and Pressed with ‘monthly contracts Money Contracts $1.00 All work guaranteed. Goods called for and delivered 0. F. HUFF, Prop. - St. Paul G00D FOOD GOOD HEALTH L. J. THOMPSON, Prop. 341 Wabasha Street ST. PAUL, MINN. ‘Tol N,W, Main 5830 Z. B. FIFIELD AGENT COAL AND woop FIRE AND ACCIDENT iN- SURANCE Your Order Solicited OEFICE 2 205 SCAND. AMR. BANK BLDG RESIDENCE, 239 Aurora Ave. St. Paul, Minn, 1, H.GREEN J. M, MORRIS GREEN & MORRIS Funeral Directors . . and Embalmers. 507 Fourra Street Sour. Calls Answered Promptly Day or Night. 1N.W. Puown: Nicollet 1014, Minneapotin, ret natn tere Dr, Valdo Turner PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Kendrick Block 27 5. fth. @FFICE HOURS. : Ctr A.M, 12 tol P.M Steer. cose ioe am Res. 886 St. Albans, Tel. Dale 918, —— HASS BROS. ING. PORK AND BEEF PACKER(: Genoral Meat Dealers 1.8, Goversmest aspeuon of at Soreremens mapesion 457 and 459 St. Peter 8. Raat Telephone T. C. 857 892 Rice Street Fresh Bread, Rolls and Cakes Alway@ on hand. ‘Wedding cakes and Parties a Specialty, J.J. PAAR, Prop. Branch Bakery, 461 St, Peter St. Telephone - - - - 7.08689 An English Authority Claims Incorrect Form Horms the Sport When out hunting everybody should be dressed as a gentleman, and the most detrimental thing to fox hunting is the modern innovation (really gross laziness and * * * * an insult to the hunt and the master) of young gentlemen coming out dressed in ratcatching clothes, shooting caps and fancy costumes of their own, and much harm is done. There is nothing the farmers dislike so much as this habit, for they never know whether such persons are rough riders or gentlemen or people from the towns or who they are galloping over their land and over their fences. There is but one proper and legitimate fox hunting dress for gentlemen, and that is red or black coat, white breeches, top boots and a high hat, and certainly thirty years ago nobody would have dared to come out dressed otherwise. Where the hounds belong to the country all land owners are entitled to wear the hunt button, but I do not think that this entitles the subscribers to wear it unless they are invited to do so by the master or by the committee, as the case may be. Memory and Inheritance Dr. Francis Darkin, in his presidential address to the British association, adopted the view of Hering that memory and inheritance are essentially similar. "There is the wonderful fact," said Dr. Darwin, "that as the ovum develops into the perfect organism it passes through a series of changes which are believed to represent the successive forms through which its ancestors passed in the process of evolution. This is precisely paralleled by our own experience of memory, for it often happens that we cannot reproduce the last learned verse of a poem without repeating the earlier part; each verse is suggested by the previous one, and acts as a stimulus for the next." Hering's ideas approved by Dr. Darwin, is that the abyss between two generations is bridged by the unconscious memory that resides in the germ cells. An Anti-Ant Building Reinforced concrete is the material which will be used almost exclusively in the construction of the new government buildings to be erected by the United States at San Juan, Porto Rico, for use as a postoffice, court house and custom house. Wood is to be practically excluded from the structure; the only place about the building where wood will be employed will be in the window sashes and on one side of the edifice. The interior doors will be of rattan. The reason why wood is being avoided by the government in this case is because there is a small ant indigenous to the island of Porto Rico which eats its way up through wooden chairs, doors and desks and makes them spongy on the inside.—Cement Age. Ancient Smithfield Market Smithfield, whose bovine activities are to be the subject of a government inquiry, is probably the oldest cattle market in the world. It was already ancient when Fitz-Stephen made allusion to its existence in 1150. Then a place for live cattle only, it lay outside the city walls, and served in the absence of the cattle as a place of recreation. Two hundred years later the corporation assumed official control over the beasts and the butchers. But these did not have the complete monopoly of Smithfield, as the blood of the martyrs and the revelers of Bartholomew fair testify—London Chronicle. The largest snowdrift ever reported on a Declare county road is that on the Macedonia pike front of the form of Sherman Whitney, and as a result of it there has been no rural mail delivery along that route since last Friday until today. The drift ranged in depth between ten and twelve feet, and was estimated to be between three and four city blocks in length. The road has been impassable for several days, but a large force of men managed to clear away the snow yesterday and allow traffic to proceed. Aged Woman's Walking Record. Miss Olivia Blamey Williams of St Mabyn (Cornwall walked 2,358 miles last year, or an average of forty-six miles a week, and her record for the present year has already beaten that. Last week she walked over fifty miles, visiting her customers in other parishes, where she helps with plain sewing. She is over seventy years of age—London Standard. Posthumous Names in China Another imperial decree has been issued on the subject of posthumous names to their late majesties, the empress dowager and the emperor, Posthumous names of emperors in Chinese history never exceed twenty-two characters, and of the empresses sixteen characters. "Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are," boasted an amateur sage. "Well, I ate a welsh rabbit and lemon pie last night." "You're a fool." "Was his auto going so very fast?" "Your honor, it was going so fast that the bulldog on the seat beside him looked like a dachshund." Minnesota Steam Laundry 314 MINNESOTA ST. Send Us Your Work OUR WORK WILL SATISFYYOU $ \textcircled{8} $T. --- Indiana Snowdrift 8T. PAUL, MINN. Digesto MALT EXTRACT For the Convalescent Weakness follows sickness. The cure for weakness is nourishment. Digesto is nourishment. It is a highly concentrated liquid food, pre- digested, and during the period of convalescence proves a most valuable aid to nature in her work of reconstruction. Palatable and Efficient At all Drug Stores MADE ONLY BY THEO. HAMM BREWING CO., ST. PAUL BREWERS OF THE BEER THAT “Leads Them All” Straighten Your Hair DEAR SIRS:—I have used only one bottle of your pomade and now I would not be without it, for it makes and also starts a new growth and easy to comb and also starts a new growth. MRS. W. F. WALKER, Sta. I- Hartmann, Tenn. Ford's Hair Pomade The Dale Street Pharmacy Come in and make our place your headquai PURE DRUGS Prescriptions our Specialty Toilet Articles, Perfumes, Station Combs, Brushes, Etc. Corner Dale St. and University Ave ST. PAUL, MINN. Tel. N. W. Dale 1140-J J. B. Michels 396 DALE ST. FANCY GROCERIES We are here to please the people. Agent for Dr. Lauretzen's Health Table Malt Tonic. The only pnre Malt on the Market. JOHN DORNSEIFF Fine Shoes 559 University, Corner Kent Repairing Neatly Done St. Paul PHONES TWIN CITY 4382 N. W. DALE 8947 J. W. NELSON DRUGGIST Fine Cigars, Soda Water and Toilet Articles COR, KENT ST, AND UNIVERSITY AVE. ST. PAUL. 743 Wabasha St., Mass Work Satisfaction Gu AUL, City Carpet Cleaning 182 West Fourth Street, corner Exchange WESLER, PRO Twin City Carpet Cleaning 182 West Fourth Street, corner Exchange W. O. HUESLER, PRO Carpets, Matting Rugs, Etc., Taken up Cleaned, Re-laid, Re-fitted, Packed for Shipment or Stored. Rugs Made and Sized. We make A SPECIALTY OF CLEANING FINE IMPORTED AND DOMESTIC RUGS Telephones; N. W. Main, 2176 GOLDEN GRAIN BELT BEERS Dimes are little young dollars. They grow only when locked up together. Treat yourself to a savings account and prove it to your own satisfaction. "Planted" dollars will add to your earnings. THE STATE SAVINGS BANK 93 East Fourth Street SMOKE IF YOU SMOKE, WHY NOT HABIT CIGAR BEST 5c. CIGAR ON EARTH HARM CLASSES EYE DEFECTS AND SYMPTOMS. Theeye may be too long in whole. Then we have the Myopic eye. Symptoms that spring from these two simple eye malformations are manifold; such as eye and headaches, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Nervous Debility, Chorea, Epilepsy and other ailments having their origin in lack of nerve force. We correct all Defects of the human eye that glasses will remedy. Charges reasonable. Satisfaction guaranteed. 337 ROBERT STREET, ST. PAUL, MINN. ST. PAUL, Tri-State, 1038 THE MUSIC OF THE WEST WEST The Magic SHAMPOO DRIVE HAIR STRAIGHT LADIES everywhere now use this great tool being the only perfect device for drying the wonders in that IT WILL SURRAY THE HAIR and give it a natural fluffy and warm much desired. Irregular use tends to incase of the hair in beautiful waves. The Magic should not be mistaken for scruffy imitations which are advertised. Lack of picture and see how it works. See how and substantial is the Aluminum Comb—1.8 thick, 1.38 inches wide, 4.12 inches long. Will retain an even heat, and will not burn the hair or scalp. Look at the heavy steel heating bar, 1.6 inches square, and 4.13 inches long. It will take a moderate heat and retain it a long time, and will last a life-time. The clamps for holding the comb are easy of adjustment, easy to keep in order and clean. The hair has a solid steel red from end to end making a handsome article for every lady's toilet table. STEEL HEATING BAR ONLY $1.00 MAGIC SHAMPOO The Magic can be purchased "You use Everyone's strictly Hard Park CIGA HART & MNFRS. S "Leads T The MAGIC SHAMPOO DRIER AND HAIR STRAIGHTENER LADIES everywhere now use this great toilet necessity. Besides being the only perfect device for drying the hair quickly, it works wonders in that IT WILL SURELY STRAIGHTEN CURLY HAIR and it is natural fluffy and wavy appearance, so much desired. Its regular use tends to increase the growth of the hair in beautiful waves. The Magic should not be mistaken for some of the poor imitations which are advertised. Look at the picture and see how it works. See how strong and substantial the Aluminum comb is-1-8 inch thick, 1-3-8 inches wide, 4-1-8 inches long. It will retain an even heat, and will not burn the hair or scalp. Look at the heavy steel heating bar, 7-15 inches square, and 4-1-3 inches long. It will take a moderate heat and twist it a long time, and will last a life-time. The clamps for holding the comb are easy to adjust, easy to keep in order and easy to wear. The handle has a solid steel rod from end to end making a handsome grip for opening lady's toilet table. STEEL HEATING BAR ONLY $100 PAY JUNE 2022 OAK SHAMPOO DRIER MFG. CO. MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. HOW TO USE THE MAGIC The Handsome Aluminum comb is nearly new. The clamps, which hold it in place, are released by turning the heavy steel bar is heated (filled with heat oil) for every minute. The comb is laid back into place, the handle turned and the comb is ready. There are hundreds of ladies we use that they would not attempt to wear without the Magic. We positively commend them for their skill and care. Heat hair without injury to the hair or scalp, it increases the bond free from dandruff. It increases the length of the hair. It fried and straightened in 30 minutes after shampooing by using a fashionable ladies for years, it always gives satisfaction. AGENTS WANTED IN EVERY TOWN MAGIC SHAMPOO DRIER CO. MINNEAPOLIS, The Magic can be purchased at Donaldsons Glass Block "You too?" Everyone smokes the strictly High Grade DUKE OF PARMA CIGARS HART & MURPHY, MNFRS. ST. PAUL, MINN. "Leads Them All" Hamm's Beer leads them all. In every way—in PURITY, AGE and FLAVOR. If you drink Hamm's once, you will never be satisfied with any other beer. THEO. HAMM BREWING CO. ST. PAUL ORDER A CASE RDER A CASE BY PHONE 93 ORDER A CASE BY PHONE 935 The Most Proper Line of FALL WOOLENS TO BE HAD FOR A NICE SUIT OR OVERCOAT IS SHOWN BY Clifford A. Smith THE TAILOR PRESSING AND REPAIRING DONE 109 Eighth St. Opposite Golden Rule Telephone Main 3488-L St. Paul, - - Minn. MAGIC MERI AND LIGHTENER let necessity. Besides can quickly it is MERI CORRIL any appearance, so causes the growth One of the look at the strong machines HOW TO USE THE MAGIC COMB The Handsome Aluminum Comb is moved easily to the work area. The place, which hold the place, are released by turning the heavy steel bar is heated (if a curved rail in alcohol lamp. The comb is slipbed over the place, the handle and the Magic is ready for they would not attempt to arrange hair without the Magic. We positively least hair without injury to the hair or scalp and by keeping the growth of the hair increases the growth in 30 minutes after by using the Magic. We deceived by imitations, buy the genuine, need of fashionable ladies for years, it is satisfaction. NTS WANTED IN EVERY TOWN DRIER CO., MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA at Donaldsons Glass Block "OO?" Smokes the High Grade MKE OF CRAMA MARS MURPHY, ST. PAUL, MINN. Them All" MOST WORK MINNESOTA H. B. HOLL JOSSE H. ST. 130 W. HONEEY month at the Western Difflingham 905 Marion. PERFECT F. AND A. Tuesdays and Thomas Bolling, Seyy, 130 MARS Joeld Fell corner Farrinton, Hickman. HOUSED D. O. of Meng's lows Hall Farrington Garretton Marion St. PAST G. No. 123, G. ond and for Odd Fell corner Farrinton, Wm. Hickman, avenue. GARMS meets Odd Fell corner Farrinton, Wm. P. Geo, B. Geo. HOUSED U. O. Q. Tuesday in ple Hall, O. Gave, South Gave. UNITED NORTH F. meets month at month at Ave., Minn. Barnett, W. R. of D. 2 GOPHER E. of the fourth Thur. Hall, New Paul, T. J. son, secret PLGRIM 12th and G ing at 11 school at the general study and wddi D. Carter. ST. JAM Fool and 11:00 am. meeting, S. saup on day and the side Re H. ST. PHI corner Aurora serving Eucalypt, Holy Euch, 14:00 am. Sundays, H. D. Browm, esperes Wednesday Fridays, evens days Holy A. H. Lea or month. Ten BY PHONE 935 MOST WORSHIPFUL GRAND LODGE PIONEER LODGE No. 1. A. F. and A. M. meets first and third Mondays of each month on Western avenue; at 8:00 m. m. J. H. Dillingham, W. M.; D. E. Beasley, Secy. 905 Marion street. PERFECT ASHLAR LODGE No. 4. A. F. meets first and third Tuesdays at Tschirch, Lafond and Thomas sts., at 8:00 p. m. Bolling, W. M. Jose H. Sherwood Secy. 130, W. Arch St. MARS LODGE, No. 2202, MEETS at Odd Fellows Hall, 221 West University, former Farrington avenue. Entrance on Farrington sts., at 8:00 p. m. Thos. H. Rickman, S. P., 422 St. Anthony. HOUSEHOLD OF RUTH, No. 553 G. U. of O. F. meets first and third Monday in each month at Odd Fellows Hall, 221 West University and Farrington. Mrs. Mary Dillingham, S. P., Mrs. Ida M. Johnson, W. R., No. 916 Marion St. PAST GRAND MASTER'S COUNCIL G. U. of O. F. meets the second and fourth Fellows Hall, 221 W. University, corner Farrington. Entrance on Farrington. Mrs. R. Morris, W. G. M.; Thos. H. Rickman, S. P., 422 St. Anthony avenue. ST. PAUL PATRIARCHY NO. 114 meets second Monday in each month at Acklewalls Hall, 221 W. University. corner Ferguson Hall, on Farington avenue. Thos. R. Hickman on Farington R. V. P.; W. R. Morris, P. M. V. P. Geo. B. Lowe, W. P. R.; 178% Wabasha. Minneapolis. HOUSEHOLDER NO. 776 G. U. O. F. meets second and fourth Tuesday in each month at Labor Tem- por, Fourth street and Eighth ave, South. M. H. W. won, M. N. G.; Mrs. Margaret Williams, W. M. UNITED BROTHERS OF FRIENDSHIP NORTH STAR LODGE NO. 128 B. F. meets first and third Tuesday in each month at Tschidha Hall, Cor. Arundel and Lafayette Hall, on Fourth street always welcome. O. Howe W. M. J. Q. Adams, W. Secy, 49 E. Fourth street. John H. Hayes Lodge No. 6, Ki of P. meets first and third Tues- days in each month at Hall, Rockefeller Avenue at 8:00 c'clock P. M. Knights of Pythias in good standing always welcome. John H. Hayes, C. C. R. W. Gully, K. of R. and S. BIDDLE CIRCLE, LADIES OF G. A. R. meets first and third Tuesdays of each month in Supreme Court room, old cap, built by Mrs. A. J. Levitt, Pres. M. J. R. White, Seyc, Phoenix Bldg. FIDELITY COURT OF CALANTEE NO. 345, N. A. S. A. E. A. A. and A. R. meet third and fourth Monday in each month at K. of K. Hall Ave. Minneapolis, Mrs. Minerva E. Barnett, W. C.; Miss Arlene M. Scott, R. of D. 25 W. 29th St. GOPHER LODGE NO. 105, I. B. P. O. E. of the World, meets second and fourth Tuesdays at Hall. No. 126 East Third Street, St. Paul. T. H. Lyles, E. R.; R. M. Johnson, secretary, 376 Minnesota. GOPHER BAPTIST CHURCH Cor 12th and Cedar. Sunday services: Preaching at 11 a. m. and 7:45 p. m. Sunday school at 12:00 c. clock. Wednesday evening study Sunday school lesson. Fungers and woddings promptly attended. Rev. W. D. Carter, Pastor, 582 St. Anthony avd. ST. JAMES' A. M. E. CHURCH, COR- Fuller and AJ. street streets. Sunday services, 11:00 a. m. to 13:30 p. m. Wednesday prayer and Sunday services. Wednesday prayer —soup meal —to 'sakapao', paru 'sakapao' day and Thursday. Weddings, funerals and the sick attended on notice. ST. PHILIP'S EPISCOPAL MISSION corner Aurora avenue and Machublain street; Eucharist, early celebration of Holy Eucharist, 7:30 a.m. Holy Eucharist first and third sundays, i:30 a.m. m. Matins, second and fourth sundays, i:30 a.m. m. Matins, second and fourth sundays, i:30 a.m. m. Brotherhood of St. Andrews, 6:30 m. Vespers, 7:30 p.m. Week service- sundays, confession class, 3:00 p.m. M. Rev. sundays Holy Eucharist, 9:00 a.M. Rev. a. H. Leatad, Reporter, 5:41 Fuller St. 224 Washington Av. S. Minneapolis, Minn. Hotel Dwyer has been refitted and refurnished and is in first class order throughout. Rooms with heat, electric light and bath, by the day, week or month. Hotel always open for business. Terms reasonable. DR. HURD 91 E. SEVENTH ST. Specialty — Painless extracting, Crown and Bridge Work. BRUCKNER BROS. DEALERS IN MEATS AND GROCERIES 445 W. University Near Arundel JOSE H. SHERWOOD, GRAND SECY. 130 W. Arch St. St. Paul, Minn. Hayes Lodge No. 6. Kl of Meets first and third Tues. for of University and Farrington Avenues, at 8:00 Clock P. M. Knights of P. M. standing always welcome. John H. Hayes, C. C., R. W. Gully, R. K. and s. F. R. H. B. Graves, Pastor Parsonage, Cor. Jay and Fuller HOTEL DWYER. J. H. B.