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MILTON'S STAR BRAND BUTTER Ninth and Wabasha Streets. MINNESOTA HISTORICAL SOCIETY THE APPEAL VALENTINE EDITION St. Paul's Leading Grocery SCHOCH Seventh and Broadway Tel. Main 4176 Hennepin and Sixth Minneapolis The Plymouth Clothing House THE PROPER PLACE FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE CORRECT STYLES WE CLOTHE THE WHOLE FAMILY CORRECT PRICES St. Valentine's THE FLOUR If the BEST flour for the "Staff of Life" You ever are in quest, Do not fret, just go and get THE flour, "PILLSBURY'S BEST." W.J.Dyer & Bro. Everything Musical PIANOS VIOLINS GUITARS ETC. VICTOR VICTROLAS Edison Phonographs Latest Popular Music 10 cts 21-27 W. FIFTH STREET GOLDEN RULE For Household Goods of every kind For Dry Goods and Clothing fine The GOLDEN RULE is the place to go Make it your Valentine. McQUAID If for PURE FOOD of any sort, Your taste doth incline, You'll get the best if you make McQUAID your Valentine. COR. EIGHTH AND CEDAR STREETS The Boston Should you need Suit, Shoes or Hat, Anything in "Gents' Furnishings" Fine, You'll be pleased with all you get If THE BOSTON is your Valentine. COR. SIXTH AND ROBERT STREETS WALLBLOM "The House that saves you money." Is not that motto fine? That’s what WALLBLOM will do If he is your Valentine. 398-408 JACKSON STREET Nicoll TAILOR L. EISENMENGER MEAT CO Established 1870 THE MARKET OF BIG VALUES PURE, WHOLESOME SAUSAGE 32 VARIETIES 455-457 Wabasha Borg's If you seek the best place in the city To buy Furniture good, cheap and pretty, Pianos, sundries in Household Goods line, You'll find that BORG can fit you out fine. EASY PAYMENTS COR. SIXTH AND MINNESOTA The Forsheim SHOE STANLEY SHOE COMPANY 421 Robert street, St. Paul. 422 Nicoll ave., Minneapolis. "Leads Them All" Hamm's BEER Steam and Hot Water Heating M. J. O'NEIL ELECTRIC GAS AND COMBINATION FIxtures PLUMBING 56-80 EAST SIXTH STREET Both Phones 32 ST. JAUL, MINN Smoke "Sight Draft" 5 Cent Cigar. 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Entered as second class matter June 6, 1885 at the postoffice at St. Paul, Minn., under act of Congress, March 8, 1879. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1913. One W. P. Simpson, an American now residing in Kobe, Japan, in a recent interview, says that the Japanese cabinet is greatly worried over the growth of irreligion and is trying to decide between Buddhism, Shintoism and Christian. The Japanese would do well to keep their eyes open when an American comes to teach religion. The prime object of American Christianity seems to be to Jim Crow and degrade the darker races. We wonder what the white American Christians (?) expect to be done with the darkskinned Christians that are made in their Jim Crow institutions? If the new Democratic administration intends to reward its faithful Afro-American adherents, it cannot overlook Mr. James Alexander Ross, who is a candidate for Recorder of Deeds of the District of Columbia. For the past twenty years, in season and out, Mr. Ross has been the most active worker for his party that we have known. And, if the old Jacksonian policy, "to the victors belong the spoils," is still to be in vogue, Mr. Ross should get the job. The heathen (?) Filipinos are clamoring for independence. The Afro-Americans seem to be not greatly troubled about their civil rights. Many Northern legislators are offering Jim Crow Bills. Afro-Americans in the North ought to get busy and quietly use influences to retain their rights. Brass band methods are not advisable. Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty. The Standard Oil Company of New Jersey will cut another juicy melon on the 15th of this month when it will pay a dividend of $40 per share to its stockholders, and in round numbers will amount to $40,000,000. Dr. Elliot, president emeritus of Harvard, does not believe in the existence of hell. If there is such a place, his race prejudice makes him a fit subject for a sojourn there: THE MUSEUM OF THE AMERICAN REPUBLIC Lincoln By James A. Edgerton WE worship heroes only when they're dead. In life we stone or censure or neglect. We know them not till over them is shed The tinsel halo of a world's respect. And thus it was with Lincoln. He was decked In such a homely semblance that the race Of human jackdaws at his great name pecked And shrilled derision at his grief worn face. It needed a new age to find his rightful place. THE modern Pharisees, the slaves of form, The Mammon worshipers, the self deemed wise. Saw not his mighty heart with man-love warm, Nor the great soul behind his patient eyes. These never know a prophet till he dies— Not even then unless the world's acclaim Distends his figure to gigantic size And so creates a fashion of his fame. Then the lip servers come with tributes to his name. ET this, too, is a blessing—that the good In him so soon has overcome dispraise; That he is known and loved and understood Who was misrepresented all his days. It teaches us that Truth has power to raise Her standard far aloft for all to see And that so fair she is the whole world's gaze Returns to her throughout the years to be. Thus all the Truth at last all men shall render free. OUR qualities did Lincoln body forth. The first was this same truth, in him so strong He sought it as the needle seeks the north; It would not let him advocate the wrong. The second was his faith. Through all the long. Dark years he felt at last would come the light. Beneath the sorrow in his heart a song Sang ever of the triumph of the right. He held to God, the source of every great soul's might. HIS third strength was simplicity. He sought The heart of every question, stripped it free Of all confusions, then in clearest thought And plainest speech he made all men to see. His last great force was love. In mercy he Outstripped all men this stern old world has seen Since one who taught and wept in Galilee. Between these two no love like theirs has been, And this it is which keeps their memories so green. LINCOLN MEMORIAL CONTAINING LOG CABIN IN WHICH HE WAS BORN Judge—You certainly do not expect the court to take this alibi as evidence? Prisoner—If that won't do, judge, I can give you another—Fliegende Blatter. Napper—Did Smith inherit his money or make it? Snapper—Neither. He is a corporation lawyer—Judge. Yet to Come. Little Clarence (after a season of profound cogitation)—Paw-uhl Mr. Clippers—Well, my son? Little Clarence—Paw, why don't women wear men's whiskers on their hats?—Judge. AREMINDER by James A. Edgerton SING of the parrot of Mary Ann Brown, Which bird has achieved more than local renown Because of the sentence suggestive it squalled At every friend or acquaintance who called. The same being taught by the coy Mary Ann For reasons we'd better not too closely scan, But spiteful ones said in the quest of a man. Maids, matrons and swains by Poll's statement were harried, "You'd better get married." It may be the lady who, I must relate, Was born at a distant and uncertain date, With numerous summers and winters behind her, Concluded that suitors might need a reminder. At least, so it worked in a specified case, Which story a subsequent spasm must grace, This one being now near the jumping off place. Still Polly, mid squawkings nerve racking and varied. Cried, "Better get married." Bill Jones was a man with a void in his life, Who'd already buried one overworked wife And, needing some one to look after his brood, Was in a receptive and Barkis-like mood. Bill hadn't admitted this point, be it said, But brain cells that lurked in the back of his head Were ripe for suggestions that altarward led, Such hints as that parrot bird's formula carried, Of "Better get married." When Fate has two cases as ripe as were these He makes the connections and turns on the keys. Fate had in this instance a helper, the same Being Mary Ann Brown, who, to help on the game, Sent Polly to Bill on St. Valentine's day. Bill, searching around for the right thing to say, Cried "Polly want a cracker?" the usual way. This thrust conversational Poll deftly parried By "Better get married." That word had the touch psychological. Bill Scratched his chin as he murmured, "By gravy, I will!" He posted that night to see Mary Ann Brown. And now the report has spread all over town She soon will be Mary Ann Jones. * * * Learn by this, 0 maids of all ages whose hearts pant for bliss, A parrot well trained might not come in amiss To suggest, amid squawkings ear splitting and varied, "You'd better get married." THE HEART OF TOMMY. Th' teecher sezI've got a hart, But teecher's off her trolley. A MODEL VALENTINE. It Can Be Read Crosswiss, Up and Down or Backward. Here is a model valentine said to have been written by a young English man to his sweetheart. The curio- feature of this valentine is that it may be read from left to right, from show MY HART 12 THIME Once on a time I had a hart, But now it's owned by Molly! England's Largest House. The proud distinction of being the largest house in England is generally accorded to Lord Fitzwilliam's Yorkshire seat, Wentworth Woodhouse. Of this house it is said that the three principal entrances are so far distant from each other that visitors are advised to bring three hats with them, one to be kept at each point of egress. A house which is 600 feet long, has a hall in which two average suburban villas could be comfortably placed and boasts a room for every two days of the year is certainly large enough to satisfy any reasonable ambition—Exchange. Poet—I called to see if you had an opening for me. Editor-Yes, there's one right behind you. Shut it as you go out, please.-Satire. An Example. A pessimist is a man who always holds his thumb on the bulb of the thermometer when he looks to see what the summer temperature is.—Washington Star. A Poem For St. Valentine's Day SING of the parrot of Mary Ann Brown. Which bird has achieved more than local renown Because of the sentence suggestive it squalled At every friend or acquaintance who called. A Valentine Kiss, "A kiss upon this valentine I press," he wrote to her. "I've placed it underneath this line. I hope you won't demur." "I do not want the kiss you sent, She answered; "no at all." But he waited it was well meant "I keep it till you call." A MODEL VALENTINE. It Can Be Read Crosswise, Up and Down or Backward. Here is a model valentine said to have been written by a young Englishman to his sweetheart. The curious feature of this valentine is that it may be read from left to right, from above down and in several other directions, crosswise and back, making fair sense almost any way a person chooses to read it. It is as follows: St. Valentine and Cupid. The real St. Valentine flourished about 1,700 years ago. Cupid, who is really more important in celebrating St. Valentine's day, is several hundred years older. Yet Cupid is always pictured as a youth, while St. Valentine is depicted with the dignity of a gray-heard. Handy Shakespeare. "Can you loan me four volumes of your Shakespeare set?" "Certainly. Which volumes do you wish?" "It makes no particular difference. We're to play bridge tonight, and our card table isn't quite high enough."—Louisville Courier-Journal. "I gave them a choice bit of gossip and asked them not to repeat it to each other."-Flegende Blatter. Defective Page Knowles Building. Boys' Hall. Stone Hall. Girls' Hall. Model Home. ATLANTA UNIVERSITY. Atlanta, Ga. Is beautifully located in the City of Atlanta, Ga. The courses of study include High School, Normal School and College, with manual training and domestic science. Among the teachers are graduates of Yale, Harvard, Dartmouth, Smith and Weasley. Forty-one years of successful work have been completed. Students come from all parts of the South. Graduates are almost universally successful. For further information, address President, EDWARD T. WARE, Atlanta, Ga. HOWARD UNIVERSITY The Collegeof Arts and Science—KELLY MILLER, A. M., Dean. The Teachers' College—Lewis B. MOORK, A. M., Ph.D., Dean. The Academe, GEORGE J. CUMMINGS, A. M. Dean. The Collegeof College, GEORGE J. CUMMINGS, A. M., Dean. School of Manual Arts and Applied Science— PROFESSIONAL SCHOOLS The School of Theology—ISAAC C The School of Medicine: Medical Colleges—EDWARD O. BAY The School of Law—BENJAMIN F. For Catalogue and Special Informa Beautiful Situation, Healthful Location Environment—A Splendid Noted for Honest & Offers full courses in the follow High School, Grammar School and In Good water, steam heat, electric very reasonable. Opportunity for Se Fall Term Opens Sept. 27, 1911. PRESIDENT R. W. McGRANAH The School of Theology—ISAAC CLARK, D. D., Dean. The School of Medicine: Medical, Dental and Pharmaceutical Colleges—EDWARD O. BALLOCH, M. D., Dean. The School of Law—BENJAMIN F. LEIGHTON, LL. D., Dean. For Catalogue and Special Information Address Dean of Department. Beautiful Situation, Healthful Location. The Best Moral and Spiritual Environment—A Splendid Intellectual Atmosphere— Noted for Honest and Thorongh work. Offers full courses in the following departments: College, Normal, High School, Grammar School and Industrial. Good water, steam heat, electric lights, good drainage. Expenses very reasonable. Opportunity for Self-help. Fall Term Opens Sept. 27, 1911. For Information Address PRESIDENT R. W. McGRANAHAN. Knoxville, Tenn. TUSKEGEE Normal and Industrial Institute TUSKEGEE, ALABAMA. (Incorporated). Organized July 4, 1881, by the State Legislature of New York State. Normal School. Exempt from taxation. BOOKER T. WASHINGTON, Principal. IN THE Black Belt of Alabama where the blacks outnumber the whites three to one. ENROLLMENT AND FACULTY. Over 1,500 students, more than 100 instructors. COURSE OF STUDY. English education combined with industrial training; 28 industries in constant operation. VALUE OF PROPERTY. Property consisting of 2,350 acres of land buildings almost wholly built with student labor, is valued at $1,250,000 and no mortgage. 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Scholarships Awarded Artists' Recitals HARRIET GIBBS-MARSHALL, President. GREGORY G. MORGAN, Treasurer. ABBY WILLIAMS, Secretary. LEVIS G. GREGORY, Financial Secretary. Shaw University This-institution of learning, established in 1865, has a long tradition of both young women, as well as college, normal and preparatory departments. There are also Schools of Nursing and Health. The facilities have recently been increased. Other improvements are being planned that will be made to the facilities. Applications should be made several months or so prior to the last few years to receive all who apply. The present enrollment is over 500. The Thursday nearest the first day of October and continues for thirty-two consecutive weeks. Charges are moderate. The institution upon application. Address 'THE PRESIDENT' Shaw University, Raleigh, N. C. AVERY COLLEGE TRAINING SCHOOL NORTH SIDE, PITTSBURGH, PA. A Practical Literary and Industrial Trades School for Avo-American Boys and Girls. Unusual advantages for Girls and a separate building. Address Joseph D. Mahoney, Principal. Box 154. North Side, Pittsburgh, Pa. raighten Do you wash in the hardest pos- Use PEARLINE, there's no over the tub, no back kinks, no lak of, no wear and tear from Millions use PEARLINE. No or when you use PEARLINE, ever delicate your hands or the is absolutely harmless. 636 line is right independent. * WEEK'S RECORD IN MINNESOTA'S CAPITAL. The "Saintly City" and Saintly City Folks—Neway items of Social, Religious, Political and General Matters Among the People. Mr. G. J. Charleston is getting on finely. Mrs. Talbott Bush is again able to be about. Have you got a package by parcels post yet? Miss Helen Covington is convalescing finely. Say, but aint we having some nice winter weather? What next? Mr. Stephen L. Hopkins has moved from 417 Mackubin to 350 University ave. The death rate for 1912 in this city was 9.77 for each thousand inhabitants. Mr. and Mrs. George C. Sleet have moved from 550 Kent street to 542 Charles street. The office of the "Small Loan Co." has been moved to rooms 25 and 26 fith floor Union Block. If you have some news you would like to see in THE PEAEL, write it on a postal card and send to this office. W. T. FRANCIS WHO FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS WAS IN THE EMPLOY OF THE LEGAL DEPART MENT OF THE NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILWAY COMPANY, HAS OPENED OFFICES FOR THE GENERAL PRACTICE OF THE LAW AT 88 AND 89 UNION BLOCK, ST. PAUL. Advertisement. FOR RENT—Two rooms furnished for gentleman or man and wife for light housekeeping, 311 Rice street. Advertisement. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Bolden, of Chicago, entertained at dinner, Tuesday, Mr. Thomas Carroll, of Minneapolis, at the St. Louis Kitchen. Look out for the prize masquerade society under the auspices of the Baptist Church at Pilgrim Baptist church Friday evening February 14. You should go to the Little St. Paul. 130 East Eighth street, and try some genuine Mexican chill, made by his clever chef, Jerry Beasley. It's fine! Mrs. Oriel C. Hall, who accompanied Mrs. Nave to Muskogee, Okl., about two weeks ago, returned home last week after having a very pleasant trip. If the readers and well-wishers of THE APPEAL will send items of social news to this office it will be appreciated and the news will be published. Res. 678 St. Anth., Tel. Dale 2947. T. H. LYLES Funeral Directors and Embalmers. 322 Wabasha St. Calls Answered Day or Night in Twin Cities. Active Pall Bearers Furnished if Desired. FOR RENT—Nice room in the "Bachelor Flat" 415 W. University avenue. Steam heat, bath, electric light. Desirable location for particular gentlemen. FOR SALE—A full dress coat and vest for medium size man, will sell very cheap. Apply in afternoon at Room 161, Union Block, corner 4th and Cedar. Mr. W. J. Utley has moved his barber shop to No. 90 E. 5th street and is being fitted up in great shape. He has put in three pocket billiard tables in the rear. Mrs. George Thornton, of Chicago, Ill., is the guest of Mrs. Henry High. St. Anthony avenue, this week. She will be for her home on tomorrow morning. The Gopher Club foot ball team will give a grand prize masquerade ball at Hiawatha Temple, Friday evening, February 14, wait and watch for it. Mrs. J. E. Johnson, of St. Anthony avenue, gave a musical for the benefit of the Odd Fellows building fund Wednesday night that was a very pleasant affair. Lawyer W. T. Francis has been elected on the Board of Directors of the Crispus Attacks Home to fill the vacancy made by the resignation of Lawyer W. R. Morris. SPIRILLA CORSET, Cora E. Anderson corsetter. Any lady wishing to be properly conserved call or adhere to the rules set by N. W. Dale 1345—Advertisement. THE STATE SAVING BANK Invites the saving accounts of frugal wage-earners, it is well fitted to take care of them. Interest rate 3½% per annum. DEPOSITS OVER $4,350.00 Charles P. Noyes, Louis Betz, President Treasurer. BOB RANDT CHICAGO HARRY WELSH With the "Monte Carlo Girl" at the Grand Next Week. Owing to the fact that Gov. Hadley cannot get to St. Paul for Feb. 12, the Lincoln Club Banquet at the St. Paul Hotel will not be held until Thursday evening, Feb. 13, Tickets, $2. If you wish any typewriting call on Miss Alice Vassar, public stenographer, Room 25 Union Block, Tel. Cadar 5552. Residence 334 Rondo. Phone Dale 6655—Advertisement. Lent began last Wednesday, which was Ash Wednesday, and will close with Easter, on March 23. This is the earliest Easter Sunday since 1856, and will not occur again so early until 2008. Mrs. Julia Hinson, of the St. Louis Kitchen, entertained at dinner Wednesday of last week. Rev. E. G. Jackson, P. E., of Chicago; Rev. H. Jones and his flaance, Miss Carrie Monjoy. F. H. Harm & Bro., the jewelers and opticians, for 237 Robert street law, n larger and better quarter, E East Sixth street, between and Cedar, where they will be to see old and new patrons tirement. MONBY TO LOAN—The Loan Co. will loan you money of value, or on your at rates you can afford to transactions strictly to Office 569 Rondo street. Tel. J. H. Dillingham, Manager tirement. The case of the State vs Jones, indicted for stealing and money from John Martin was tried in the District Court Judge Orr and a jury on W Mr. C. E. Byrne, who was accused of assault on O. G. Wood, white, a few days ago, had his case called in police court yesterday and continued until Feb. 24. Wood is still in the hospital. "The Favorite Shining Parlor," Messrs. Beard & Alexander, proprietor of the Shining Parlor, street, where first class work is done on short notice at all times—Advertisement. If your wife is alluying her a GOS-SARD CORSET and she will be in better SHAPE than ever before. For sale by Mrs. J. E. Cloak, 292 St. Albans street. N. W. Phone, Dale 2075—Advertisement. When you wish a nice shave or any thing else in the tonorsil line call on Irvin Young, 40 E. Third street, in the front part of Banks & Watkin's place. Satisfaction to all comers. Give him a call—Advertisement. LOCAL AND PIANO LESSONS give Mary A. PIANO Minor at her residence, 392 Carroll only. Hours for instruction arranged due to suit patrons. Tel. Dale 2192, terms reasonable—Advertisement. SHINE 'EM UP! If you wish a good first class shine or polish, go to the People's Shining Parlors, 127 E 5th street, between Robert and Jackson, W. H. Porter proprietor. Special chairs for ladies—Advertisement. Barrett & Mueller, Funeral Directors and Embalmers, 490 St. Peter street, for $75, will furnish for a funeral, cloth cover casket, embalming, coffin, hearse and grave—Advertisement. Zion Presbyterian church, Western avenue near Aurora. Sunday services, morning 11:00 a.m.; m. Christian Endeavor, 7:00 p. m.; worship, 8:00 p. m.; Sunday School 12:00 m. Public cordially invited. Rev. G. W. Camp, pastor. FOR A SPLENDEN MEAL AT ALL HOURS VISIT THE INTERNATIONAL CAFE, NO. 450 ST. ANTONIO, CAFE ARNELUND ALL HOME COOKING WORKS FOR SERVICE. A CALL WILL CONVINCE YOU.—Advertisement. PROF. C. S. PATTY'S HERIB MEDICINES can be had only at the corner of University avenue and Mackinbun street. If you are not feeling well, you can learn to touch your while to learn about these medicines. TriState phone 5732—Advertisement. Mrs. George C. Bateman, of Winnipeg, Can., formerly "Girlie" Howard, of this city, and two children from the city, will visit old-time friends. She will leave for her home tomorrow evening. Mr. J. Alex Ross, editor of the Detroit Informer and the leading candidate for Recorder of Deeds of the District of Columbia, spent several days in the city while en route to his home from a trip to Dakota. He left for his home yesterday. The Masque Party which was given at Hiawata Temple under the auspices of Queen of Sheba Chapter, O. E. S., on last Thursday evening, while the masque should have been proved to be very pleasant for those who attended. Frank Davis, porter at the Great Northern Express Company, was in the police court Tuesday, charged with the larceny of a suit case containing the stolen car. He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to the workhouse for 90 days. F. H. Harm & Bro, the popular jewelers and opticians, formerly of 237 Robert street, have moved to larger and better quarters at No. 14 between Wabasha and Cedar, where they will be pleased to see old, and new patrons—Advertisement. MONEY TO LOAN—The J. & M. Loan Co. will loan you money on anything of value, or on your plan note at rates you can afford to pay. All transactions strictly confidential. Office 580 Rondo street. Tel. Dale 872 J. H. Dillingham, Manager—Advertisement. The case of the State vs. William Jones, indicted for stealing a watch and money from John Martin, white, was tried in the District Court before Judge Orr and a jury on Wednesday, and returned a verdict of "not guilty." Jones was defended by Attorney Francis. The place to have your shoe repairing done in the best possible way at the lowest possible price is at JARVISR, 104106 East Fifth street. Women's and boys' stock of men's, women's and boys' shoes for the best grades for the money to be found in the city.—Advertisement. Mr. N. K. Campbell, of 122 East Third street, is progressing finely, in fixing his Oriental Cafe, and will shortly be able to throw open his doors to the public. He has installed one of the latest electric pianas at a cost of $1,000, which will be used to furnish music for his guests. THE ST. LOUIS KITCHEN, Mrs Julia Hinson, proprietor, No. 138 E3 st., upstairs. Meals 25 E3 breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a.m., m. Dinner from 12:00 to 3:00 p.m.; Supper from 12:00 to 12:30 p.m.; regular meals 25 cts. All home cooking. Tel. T. S. 2718—Advertisement. Mrs. Emma E. Ingram, of St. Louis, arrived in the city Friday of last week, called here by the death of her sister, Mrs. Annie J. Austin, who died suddenly the day before. She left last Monday with the remains for Hot Springs, Ark, the former home of the deceased, where interment will be had. Dr. Parks Ritchie, who officiated at the birth of all the children of Mr. and Mrs. J. Q. Adams, died suddenly at the Angus Hotel last Sunday, aged 67 years. His death was due to apoplexy. He was a graduate of the University of Minnesota, and was one of the abest as well as the best known of St. Paul physicians. The Social and Literary Society of Pilgrim Baptist church will give a Prize Masquerade and Quilt Contest on Friday evening, Feb. 14th, at the church, corner Cedar street and Sumner cemetery, admission cents. Prizes will be given for the best and for the most comical costumes. Mrs. W. F. T. Chandler and Mrs. Maurice Hickman are contestants for the quilt. Mr. A. V. Hall has charge of the musical and literary program. Come out and compete for the prize.—Advertisement. The Social and Literary Society of Pilgrim Baptist church met at the home of Mrs. Evelyn Johnson, of Cathedral Place, last Monday evening. Quite a crowd attended the program present. The next meeting, Monday, Feb. 10, will be held at the Y. W. C. A. Rooms, 633 West Central avenue. Dinner will be served at 6:30 p. m. Mrs. Armstrong will, doubtless, prepare a very toothsome repast. Miss Armstrong will appear on the program. The first chance on booked Washington's "Up From Slavery" will be presented by E. H. H. Donald. The $15,000 estate of the late Philip E. Reid, who died without leaving a will, is causing considerable trouble to the several claimants for participation in the lawsuit. Davis, the alleged common law wife of Lawyer W. T. Francis; the alleged son, Eddie, is represented by Lawyer R. G. O'Malley; an alleged daughter, Mrs. Thos. Green, is represented by Lawyer Chatele D. Jackson; and Wilson, both of whom and Wilson, are represented by Lawyer W. R. Morris. The case was called for a hearing in the probate court Monday, but the several attorneys could not agree upon a general administration. Court appointed the Capital Trust Court to capacity and something will be done toward settlement in the near future. CHILD BURNED TO DEATH In the Home of Mr. and Mrs. F. F. Lewis at St. Paul Park. On last Saturday forenoon the little home of Mr. and Mrs. F, F. Lewis at St. Paul Park was accidentally destroyed by fire, and at the same time their 18 months' old granddaughter, Dorothy May Bigley, was burned to the bone. The events were completely destroyed; had together of coal that had just been delivered about a half hour before the fire was discovered. Mr. Lewis works at night in Minneapolis and had not arrived until the fire had curred. The mother of the child was in St. Paul at the time of the fire, and Mrs. Lewis was at work in the barn, a short distance from the house. When discovered, the fire had gained such speed that nothing could be done to stop its ravages or to save the child. For two years Mr. Lewis has been struggling along on some rented lots at the Park and was building his house by degrees while making a living for himself and family, and, as he had no insurance, so he has a company. Mr. Lewis had, by his exemplary life among his neighbors, won their respect and regard and at once a subscription was started for his benefit and the sum of $135 was raised through their sympathy and generosity. The Commercial Club also gave them a place to now reside in Palm 131 East Eighth street in Palm. The charred remains of the baby were interred in Forest cemetery Tuesday afternoon by Lyles, the undertaker. There are no funeral services. Mr. and Mrs. Lewis and their daughter, Mrs. Bigley, desire to thus publicize their grateful thanks to the neighbors, the neighbors, the neighbors and friends and the Commercial Club for their timely aid. FLOWER LOVERS Send for Green's Imperial Poppy Seed Mixture. A rare treat and a delightful surprise to lovers of flowers. Ten cents per package, by mail, prepaid. Fred Green, Poppy Specialist, 362 St. Anthony Ave, St. Paul, Minn. P. S. S. HON. JAMES A. ROSS. Candidate for Recorder of Deede, District of Columbia. THEY WILL BUILD A HALL. The Odd Fellows Have the Ladies With Them and There Will Be No Such Word as Fall. For the past week the ladies of the Household of Ruth, R53, G. U. O. of O.F., have been engaged in a very laudable work, namely: They have been canvassing the city tagging all who have been tagged in an effort to help along the route to Mars Lodge, 202, and have been quite successful. As is well known, the Odd Fellows own four lots on Aurora avenue near Kent, on which they propose to erect a fine hall. They have arranged with a capitalist who agrees to help them, and others will put in the foundation, and that is what they are aiming to do now. For years THE APPEAL has been suggesting the getting together of the various organizations and the erection of a hall, and others have envisioned to bring them into the building, but it seems they will not get together, so the Odd Fellows propose to go it alone, and it appears that they will make it. The tagging will continue during the next week, and it is hoped that people generally, without reference, to order them, will help the ladies as liberally as possible when they call. The recent entertainment given by the Odd Fellows for the building fund netted over $80, and the ladies hope to add more to their collection, for their their tagging campaign. The object is a very worthy one and everybody should help. When any of the ladies meet you don't fail to buy a tag, for which you need only to pay whatever sum your generous spirit dictates. But you will receive from one cent to a thousand dollars. Watch and wait for the big entertainment March 6. For Stoves, Ranges and Furnaces Splint coal in full loads at this price Holmes & Hallowell Co. 7 Corners, Phone 401. Algrenport, REAL ESTATE BARGAINS Now is the Time To Buy. Eight-room house, modern, Carroll street. Easy terms. Six-room house, modern, near Hershel ave, the swell new addition to Merriam Park. This is one of the best bargains the real estate market offers. A fine building lot on Iglehart ave, between Milton and Victoria streets. Other houses and building lots for sale on easy terms. Defective Page GUN METAL BLUCHER HIGH HEEL AND ARCH $4.00 Our stores ought to be the headquarters for everyone in the Twin Cities who really wants best quality in shoes and cares anything for the way he gets it and the cost of getting it. There's no extra charge for courtesy here; nor for the advantage of a large variety of shapes, leathers and styles from which you may select; nor for the certainty that everything you get will be good. Everyone who receives THE APPEAL and has not paid for it is expected to pay for it. No one is entitled to receive it free. This means you! Why not patronize the business houses that invite you to trade with them through their advertisements in them. They are helping to support your paper. Show them you believe in helping those who help you, or your enterprises. Trade with the people who advertise in THE APPEAL. ALBION W. HOLDEN—Fine house painting, hard oil finishing, varnishing, staining, wall tinting, etc. done on short notice. First class, durable work guaranteed. Professional repairing and jobbing of all kinds. Bead or leave order at 157 St. Anthony Ave., or telephone Dale 2055. Estimates furnished—Advertisement. THE BUSY BEE CAFE, 317 Wabash street (up stairs) W. F. T. Chandler, proprietor. Everything new but the name. First-class meals will be served a carte at all hours. A seated room drive will be from 11:30 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. at 25 cents. Open day and night. Tel. N W. Cedar 4525—Advertisement. WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY, and want a quick meal, just go to the LITTLE ST. PAUL CAFE, 130 E. Elghth street, between Robert and Jackson. James H. Thomas, proprietor. You may get first-class meals to order at 11:30 a.m. and night. Regular dinner daily from 11:30 to 2:30 for 25 cents. Tel Cedar 9201. THE VALET TAINTING CO. No. 154-156 E. Xith street. The most up-to-date establishment of its lind in the city. Clothing made to order, songed, pressed, renovated and repaired. Goods for all and for delivered. Four suits pressed for $1. They provide a variety of the lowest rates. Tel. N. W. Cedar, 4382 O. Howell, manager—Advertisement. Don't fail to attend the Prize Mamadeque Social and Quilt Contest, also to be given by the Social and Literary Society on Feb. 14, 1913. Everybody is specially asked to mask. Admits that you have F. T. Chandler and Mrs. Maurice Hixon. T. M. A. V. Hall has charge of the musical and literary program for the evening. **THIS MEANS YOU.** If there is a one cent postage stamp on your paper, that paper, that you have not paid your subscription for over a year, and the Government compels us to pay one cent each to send the papers to delinquent subscribers. Now if you are honorable and square, you will come and pay what you owe. It certainly does not reflect any credit you have received each paper we send to you and for which you have not paid. Is this fair and square? The Mid-Winter Festivity and Full Dress Drill, which was given by the Culture Club at Hiawatha Temple on Friday evening of last week, was about the biggest and sweltest and most enjoyable affair of the year. The main feature was the full dress drill in which twenty ladies and gentlemen in full dress participated. The costumes were the best, the gentlemen in evening dress never looked better. The participants were: Mesdames J. E. Cloak, Q. Hicks, M. A. Johnson, S. E. Hall, G. W. Lucas, G. W. Wills, H. High, J. Covington, L. Brown, J. W. Kelly; Messrs S. E. Hall, A. V. Hall, R. Anderson, J. Hickman, Moore, A. W. Haynes, J. W. Moore, Capt. C. H. Miller, the drill master, put them through some very pretty and intricate evolutions, which were heartily applauded. The whole affair was a huge success. The Minstrel Show, which was given by young ladies and gentlemen of St Philip's congregation in the guild hall last Monday night, proved to be a grand success in every way. The affair was under the management of a committee composed of Mesdames James A. Voss, James Leatad, and Leatad, and they are to be congratulated upon their signal success. The performance was under the direction of Mr. Chas. H. Miller. Those who formed the company were: Caesar Harris, interlocutor; Louie Moore and Bunny Harris, tambos; Chas, Gramby and Foster Brown, bones. The others were Gladys Wriths, Lillian McCoy, Gladys Wriths, Cora Cuthbert, Lyle and Florence Lutter, Messrs. Harold Warren, Harry Warren gave a monologue; Misses Grace Vassar, Gladys Wright and Lil Ian McCoy rendered solos; Mr. Claudia D. Jackson gave a female impersonation. Every number on the program well rendered and well received by the audience, packed guild hall. After the performance refreshments were served. GILT-EDGED INVESTMENTS. Mr. Williams, the real estate man, still has many lots for sale at low prices in Brandon, Moose Jaw, Lethbridge, Alaska, Canada. Lots from $60 to $225, each for sectional sections of these cities. These are good investments. Terms from $01 to one-third cash per lot. Monthly payments plan. Room 26 Union Security Co., Winnipeg, Canada. Advertisement. For the Inauguration Attorney W. T. Francis has been appointed auxiliary chairman of the subcommittee on public comfort for the entertainment and accommodation of Afr-o-American visitors who will attend the 2014 White House Washington, D. C., March 4, and has appointed the following named gentlemen as a local committee of ten to assist him: J. Q. Adams, G. W. James, J. H. Dillingham, F. D. Parker, Rev. J. Jones, Dr. Valdo Turner, Orri C Hall, J. Johnson, G. W. Willis, J. H. Sherwood ANNOUNCEMENT New Firm, Banks & Watkins. The saloon, No. 40 East Third street, formerly owned by the late Philip E. Gus, Banks and Geo. Watkins and will be conducted, as before, in the first class style for which it was famous. The public is cordially invited to call desiring the best brands in our line. The Attraction at the Grand Next Week. "Honeymoon Inn" and "Cafe Bergere" are the interesting titles of the musical travesties to be produced at the Grand for the week of Feb. 9 by "The Monte Carlo Girls", that brand new Empire Circuit show that has been creating a thing of a wanna-down the line. These two skirts are lively concoctions of mirth and music, and they are staged with great effect. There is some excellent scenery and some beautiful and stunning costumes for the 20 youthful and slender maidens, who certainly do know how to dress. Harry, elish, the colonial little girl, with funny slide, will provide a deal-of-fun, and Arthur Mury, Billy Inman, Arthur Lanning and others will contribute. The Big I four Quartette will make the vocal department of the show the best on the Circuit. Zella Mlayon, one of the daintiest and most beautiful musicians, brettes, and Eva Sullivan, the prima donna, are prominent in the extravaganza. FOR RENT — Seven-room house with bath, gas, toilet; in good condition; No. 636 W. University avenue Apply to J. S. Strong, 25 Union Block House open for inspection—Advertisement. ORDER FOR CREDITORS TO PRESENT CLAIMS, ETC. STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF Ramsay. ss. Probate Court. I. In the Estate of Philip E. Reed, Deceased. Letters of administration on the estate of the Probate Court, in the County of Ramsay and State of Minnesota, being granted to Capital Trust Court. It is Ordered, That six months be and the same is hereby allowed from and after the date of this Order, in which all the said deceased, are required to file the said deceased, are required to file the same in the Probate Court of said County, in accordance and allowance, or be forever barred. It is Further Ordered, That the second Order is further ordered, that the said deceased, are required to file a m., at a general Term of said Probate Court to be held at the Court House, in the City of Ramsay, and the same hereby is appointed as the time and place when and where the said claims and demands. And it is Further Ordered, That notice of persons interested in said successive weeks in the Appeal, a legal copy is printed and published in said County. Dated at St. Paul this day of February, 1813. By the Court: J. M. JAZILLE Judge of Probate Court. (Salal of Probate Court.) W. F. Reed February 1, 1813—Advertisement 490 ST. PETER STREET Mrs. Barrett, Eermertry Mrs. W. Nagel, Lady Assistant TRI-STATE 717 N. W. CEDAR 757 ST. PAUL If Your Carpets or Rugs need Renovating Call up or Call on the Twin City Carpet Cleaning WORKS DEUSER & SPUHLER, Props. Telephones: N. W. 2176, Tri-State 1038 187 W. 4th ST. . ST PUL, MINE. PHONE DALE 3601 "THE BUSY CORNER" A. J. MCUURRAY & CO. Staple and Fancy Groceries, Candies, Confectionery, Cigars, School Supplies, Btc. Ice Cream Parlor and Cafe, Lunch at all Hours. REAL ESTATE AND RENTALS HANDLED. Cox Western and Rondo ST. PAUL Phone Cedar 5521 Hours: 9 am to 12 & 1 to 5 pm DR. W. T. MITCHELL DENTIST 403 COURT BLK. .24 E. 4TH ST. 468 COURT BLK. .24 E. 4TH ST. ST. PAUL THE FLOUR Willshire BEST XXXX FOR THOSE WHO KNOW BEST 4 SUITS PRESSED VALET TAILORING CO 150 E. SIXTH ST $1 ALBION W. HOLDEN Painter and Decorator 527 St. Anthony Avenue ST. PAUL, - MINN Office Cedar 1673 Dr. Valdo Turner PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Kendrick Block, 27 E. 7th OFFICE HOURS 9 to 11 a. m., 12 to 1 p. m., 3 to 5 p. m. Sundays 10 to 11 a. m. Res. 326 St. Albans Tel. Bais 918 Madam, Read McCall's The Fashion Authority McCall's is a large, artistic, hands- mely illustrated 100-page monthly magazine that adding to the happi- ness of life with a price of 1,100,000 women each month. Each issue is bimonth of fashion, fancy with interior and exterior ideas of laborious and money-saving ideas of fashion and accessories of the newest designs of the celebrat- ion of McCall's. McCall PATTERNS are funne- ly fit, stylish and economy. Only you can afford. The publishers of McCall's will send thousands of dollars extra in the coming year to the McCall's office and shoulders all above other women's magnets at any price. However, McCall's will pay $1.60. New Year Sale! Join McCall Pattern Free from and for free copy of McCall's. If you subscribe quickly. LEE CALL COMPANY, 226 West 376 St. New York NOTE: Ask for a free copy of McCall's. Sweater- dress and new premium catalogue. Sample copy and pat- tern design on request. Let us show you how to SAVE MONEY and SPACE in your home by using the NORTHWESTERN REVERSIBLE CONCEALED WALL BED For full information call, write or Phone NORTHWESTERN BEDDING CO. Bradford and Wyclif Sts., St. Paul. T. S. Park 6275-N. W. Widway 137 L. EISENMENGER MEAT CO. Established 1870 THE MARKET OF BIG VALUES PURE, WHOLESOME SAUSAGE SAVARIETIES 455-457 Wabasha DOINGS IN AND ABOUT THE GREAT "FLOUR CITY." Matters Social, Religious and General Which Have Happened and are to Happen Among the People of the City. Sergt. J. W. Harper is again convalescent. The death rate in this city for 1912 has been announced as 10.58 to each thousand inhabitants. Mesdames Jefferson, Walker and William Alston, of St. Paul, were visiting in the Flour City last Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Henry Bolden, who have been the guests of Mr. and Mrs. H. C. Richardson for the past three months, left Tuesday for Chicago. A beautiful picture of "Miss Dora Dean," wife of our townsman, Mr. Charles Johnson, adorns one of the cover pages of the Crisis for February. If you wish any type writing or stenographic work done call on Miss Alice Vassar, public stenographer, Room 610 Sykes Block. Tel. Nic. 621 —Adeventsement. A Minneapolis man has patented a device to be used for shipping eggs, in which it is almost impossible to break the eggs. This will be a boon to shippers of eggs by parcels post. FOR A SPLENDID MEAL at all hours' visit the INTERNATIONAL CAFE, No. 450 St. Anthony avenue near Arundel. All home cooking. Best of service. A call will convince you—Avertement. Misses Helen Brady, Gladys Waters and Elizabeth Nelson were among the graduates from the high school last week, and Miss Nelson had the honor of playing the Graduation March at the commencement exercises. Keystone Hotel and Buffet, 1313 Washington Avenue South. Rooms and Meals by Day, Week or Month. Rooms $1.50 per month and up. Special rates for theatrical people. Kidd F. Mitchell, Prop—Advertisement. Mrs. S. C. Edsall, wife of Bishop Edsall, of the Episcopal diocese of Minnesota, died suddenly Tuesday evening. Her funeral was held at St. Mark's church yesterday and the remains were taken to Dixon, Ill., for interment. WHEN IN ST. PAUL go to the St. Louis Kitchen, No. 138 I Third St., upstairs, for your meals. All home cooking. All regular meals 25 cents. Breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a. m.; dinner from 12:00 m. to 3:00 p. m.; supper from 5:00 to 8:00 Mrs. Julia Hinson, Prop. Tel. T. S. 2718—Advertisement. The annual meeting of the State Federation of Women's Clubs was held at Bethesda Baptist church yesterday with Mrs. W. T. Francis presiding. There was quite a large representation of the federated clubs present. The program was in charge of Mrs. Ida Sellers and was fine in every way. The various reports presented were very encouraging. The meetings were very largely attended. THIS MEANS YOU. If there is a one cent postage stamp on your paper, that means that you have not paid your subscription for more than a year, and the Government compells us to pay one cent each to send the papers to delinquent subscribers. Now you will come and pay what you owe. It certainly does not reflect any cost on you to have us pay on each paper we send to you and for which you have not paid. Is this fair and square? The masquerade given by Mrs. McCullough last Monday evening was, as all her entertainments are, a big success. There was a large crowd and lots of masquers. Four prizes were given, as follows: Fancy costume, Mrs. E. Martin, handsome dining room picture; comical costume, Mrs. V. Parker, handsome two-arm candelabra; fancy costume, Mr. Chas, Mason, brass smoking stand; comical costume, Mr. J. Peyton, shaving mug. There was lots and lots of fun. Mrs. McCullough will not give any more entertainments until her grand Easter one. At the last it biteth like a serpent and stingeth like an adder. Proverbs 23:32. For if when we were enemies we were reconciled to God by the death of His Son, much more being reconciled we shall be saved by His life. Romans 5:10—Selected by E. W. Gilles. GOOD MAN WANTED Wanted, an experienced advertising man; one who can talk politics and is up on the newspaper business. Liberal commission paid to the right man, or will take him as a partner. For torture address The Advocate Publishing Company, B. D. C. canady, Mgr., 703 Rosthchild Building, Portland, Ore. CHILDREN TEETHING Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used for over fifty years by millions of mothers for their children while teething, with perfect success. It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and is the best remedy for diarrhea. Sold by drugists in every part of the world. Be sure and ask for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup," and take no other kind. Twenty-five cents a bottle.-Advertisement. HOT TIME FOR DELINQUENTS. We clip the following from one of our exchanges to warn our delinquent subscribers what a hot time they will have if they fail to pay their newspaper bills. The same fate awaits our slow-paying advertisers: "An editor who died of starvation was being escorted to Heaven by an angel sent for that purpose. "May I just glance in at the other place before we ascend to eternal happiness?" So they went below and skirmishing around, taking in the sights. It so happened that the angel lost track of the editor and went around Hades hunting him. He found him sitting by an enormous furnace, fanning himself with rapture upon a crowd of lost souls in the fire. Over the furnace was a sign bearing the words, "Delinquent subscribers," "Come," said the angel, "we must be going now." "You go on," said the editor, "I'm not going. This is heaven enough for me." MANY a man who couldn't manage himself has acquired a competent manager by the simple expedient of getting married. Having too many friends is almost as bad as having none, especially when they insist on giving you amateur counsel. The fellow who is of great importance to himself is likely to think the rest of the world views him with his own eyes. Widowhood may be a delicate compliment to a dead man or again it may be a subtle criticism upon living men. Some people get on so rapidly in the world that it is hard to tell where they are going to get off. It is a pleasure to do wrong sometimes just to differentiate oneself from some other people. The easiest way to get rich is to be satisfied and secure in your poverty. The man who has a brainstorm every fifteen minutes gets more notice than he does attention. Experience may be useful, but most of us have a lot that we should be glad to sell at a bargain. A well conditioned baby can raise a disturbance almost any time he tries to raise his voice. Reaction. Hi there! Give us a rest! It is plain We need no more campaign For two They should go out of style For a few weeks at least. We have had a feast That was almost a riot. Now for a bit of quiet. At least the eventals We should declare our intentions For a noiseless zone. We have earned pensions And should be let alone. Ah me! Won't it an oratorical spree? But now A truce on the row. When comes the fall We will all Arise and shout, Turn out With bands and lights And renew the fights. Until then, Gentlemen, We have earned and deserve a rest. There be Of that line in the shop Should outcrop. Politics is all right In its place and a delight To every one, perhaps, But for the present the scraps Should be laid away. Packed in hay, Until called for. We are sore On them and don't care who knows it. Explained. "What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?" "Well, an optimist is a man who is glad he's alive." "And what's a pessimist?" "He is a fellow who's afraid he'll be dead." אבל! They Have to Be. "How was the show?" "They had a lot of damaged jokes." "What was the matter with them?" "They were all cracked." "Mr. Talker is such an interesting man, isn't he?" "I had never observed it." "Oh, he knows every bit of the scandal about our best families for three generations." More Modern. "Was your little baby brother brought by the stork?" "Course he was." "Huh! Ours was brought by a flying machine." "What kind of time did you have at the dance?" "Ragtime." Reassuring. "I have to be honest." "Then you probably are." They Agreed. "I cannot sing the old songs" But when he sang a few The audience arose to kill The man who asked him to. Swellest Place in The City OPEN ALL NIGHT. Finest Brands of Imported and Domestic Wines, Liquors and Cigars S. E. Cor. Third and Robert, ST. PAUL, MINN. MERCHANT TAILORS A Complete Assortment of Woolens for Men Fine Dress Suits a Specialty "You too?" Everyone smokes the strictly High Grade DUKE OF PARMA CIGARS HART & MURPHY, MNFRS. ST. PAUL, MINN. Dimes are little young dollars. They grow only when locked up together. Treat yourself to a savings account and prove it to your own satisfaction. 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MANUFACTURERS OF STAMPS ARY DESCRIPTION ST. 289-2 READING ROOM FOR FIRST UT 94 Shaving, Hair tric Head and Sanitary KINK-NO-1 HAIR STRA LEADING A Tel. Cedar 9282 Shaving, Hair-Cutting, Shampooing, Electric Head and Face Massage, Manuring Sanitary Baths, Shoes Polished Tel. Cedar 9282 STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF Ramsay--ss. In Probate Court, E. Adams, deceased, in Estate of Margaret E. Adams, Decedent The State of Minnesota to All Whom It Mattered The petition of J. Q. Adams, having been filed in this court, representing that a resident of the County of Ramsay State of Minnesota soa, died intestate on the 14th day of December, 1912; and praying that let us be granted of said estate be granted to J. Q. Adams. It is Ordered, That said petition be held and that all persons interested in the petition be required to appear before this Court on Monday the 3rd day of March, 1913, at Stock in the forenoon or as soon as the petition be said before at the Probate Court Room, in the Court House in the City of St. Paul, in said County, where any, any they may why said petition be granted and that this citation be served by the publication thereof in The Ap- pology of this citation, a copy of this citation at least 14 days before said day of hearing, to each of the heirs of said decedent whose names and addresses are known and appear from the same place. STOWE St. Paul Minn. St. Johnsbury, Vt. PHONES Tri-State 1643 Steam Laundry Wabasha St., Satisfaction Guaranteed "THE BIG Edward Plip the manager at Arcade H nue S. A Thursday o Witness the Judge of said Court, this 1st day of February, A. D. 1913. E. W. BAZILLE, Judge of Probate. (Seal of Probate Court) "THE BIG THREE." P. H. 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No. 12, G. ond and fo Odd Fello corner Far tom. Winn Hickman, avenue. ST. PA meets sec. Odd Fello corner Far ton avenue. R V. P. P. Geo. B. L. HOUSE U. O. of Tuesday ple Hall. Ave. South Miss Corr UNITED NORTH F. Meets Wagner Charles st ing always. J. Q. Alda RAMSEY Meets sec. Wagner Charles St ing always. M., A. D. Street. JOHN H. ST. PAUL M For Athletes Digesto MALT AND HOP TONIC; Every drop a help to Health MADE ONLY BY THEO HAMM BREWING CO. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGERS GOPHE E. of the fourth Thi Hall. No. Paul, L. Johnson, ST. JAM Fuller and 11:00 a.m. m. meeting. Monday ar say and ST. JAM Fuller an less. Hoe per me on Monda nesday an morning an Parsonage Brotchner's Pharmacy Rondo & Dale Sts. ST. PAUL MAKE NO MISTAKE, JUST SMOKE Sight Draft THE VERIBEST FIVE CENT CIGAR MEET ME AT— "The Budweiser" NIC. HERGES, PROP. CHOICEST WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS Tri-State Phone 5004 Cor. Dale and University, ST. PAUL S. PHI corner A street. Station of H celebration third Sunday and fourth school, 12 Attruey, Week service, 8:00 8:00 p.m. 8:00 a.m. 395 Thomas Anyone quickly an invention sirties sirties sirties special not Scien A hands-on culation of year four MUNN BRANCH HA Gen Blue U. S. Gov Fam 457-459 Defective Page 三世 C. H. ROBINSON, GRAND MASTER. M. 336 Clinton Street, Minneapolis. M. A. BOLLING, GRAND SECRETARY. 892 W. Central Avenue. PIONEER LODGE NO. 1. F. AND A. F. of each month at Wagner Hall, corn, W. arn Ave. and Charles street, at 8:00 p. m. Noble Pryor, W. M.; J. H. Charleston Secy. 636 W. University. PERFECT, ASHLAR LODGE NO. 4. F. of each month and fourth tuesdays at Wagner Hall, Western Ave. and Charles street at E. Simpson, W. M. Secy. 636 W. University. BETHEL CHAPTER NO. 5. F. Meets second Thursday in each month at Wagner Hall, corn, Western Ave. and Charles street, at 8:00 p. M. Chandler, H. P., Claude Goodman, Sec. 556 Sibley street. PILGRIM COMMANDERY NO. 22. Knights Templar, meets fourth thursday in each month at Wagner Hall, corn, W. Arden and Charles street. W. T. Joyes, E. C.; John Sayles, Sec. 479 Rory street. MARS LODGE NO. 2202 G. U. of O. M. meets second and fourth Wednesday West University, corner Farrington Hall, 221 West University, corner Farrington B. avenue. Entrance on Farrington B. W. Wesley Kelly, P. G. 650 St. Anthony Ave. HOUSEHOLD OF RUTH, NO. 583 G. U. of O. F. meets first and third Monday in each month at Odd Fellows M. U. of O. F. meets Cor. University and Farrington. Mrs. N. Francis, M. N. G.; Mrs. Carrie E. Lindsay, W. R. 126 Arch street. PAST GRAND MASTER'S COUNCIL No. 123, G. U. of O. F. meets the second Monday in each month at Odd Fellows Hall, 221 W. R. corner Farrington. Entrance on Farrington R. W. Morris, W. G. M.; Thos. R. Hickman, G. S. No. 422 St. Anthony avenue. ST. PAUL PATRIARCHY NO. 114 meets second Monday in each month at Cor. Hall, 221 W. University corner Farrington Hall, 221 W. avenue. Thos. R. Hickman (acting) R. V.; W. R. Morris, P. M. V. P. Geo. B. Lowe, W. P. R. 178% Wabasha House. MARS LODGE NO. 2202 G. U. of O. M. meets second and fourth Tuesday in each month at Labell Temple Hall, Cor. Fourth street Eighth Ave. South, Mrs. S. Darager, M. N. G.; Miss Cora Napier, W. R. UNITED BROTHERS OF FRIENDSHIP NORTH STAR LODGE NO. 138. U. B. F Meets 3d Thursday in each month at Waage Hall, cor. Western Ave. and Charles street. Good standing, good always welcome. O. Howe, good W. M. J. Q. Adams, W. S., 49. E. M. RAMSEY LODGE NO. 3. U. B. F. Meets second Friday in each month at Wagner Hall, cor. Western Ave. and Charles Street. Brothers in good standing always welcome. M. A. Davis, W. M. A. D. Adams, W. S. 411 Charles Street. JOHN H. HAYES #ODGE NO. 6 K.OF. P.M. to K.M. Tuesday in each month at Castle Hall 221 W. University cor. Farrington. Hays is worth its good standing always welcome James Thomas, C. C.; Jas. A. Henderson, V. C.; 148 E $h S. E. O. Adams, K of R and S. 321 St Albans street. Meets first and third Tuesday day at Castle Hall 221 W. University cor. Farrington. Nights of Pythas in good standing stallion James Thomas, C. C.; Jas. Henderson, V. C.; 148 E $th St, J. R. C. James, K of R. and S. 321 St Albans street. BIDDLE CIRCLE, LADIES OF G. A. R meets first and third Tuesdays of each in Supreme Court room, old cap tol building, 110 W. Ave. Mr J. R. White. Secy. Phoenix Bids FIDELITY COURT OF CALANTHO NO. 345, N. A. S. A. E. A. A. and A meets first and third Monday in each Ave. Minneapolis. Mrs. Minerva E Barnett. W. C.; Miss Arlene M. Scott R. of D., 25 W. 29th St. PILGRIM BAPTIST CHURCH, Co. 12th and Cedar. Sunday services: Pres- chung at 11 m. and 7:45 p. M.; Sunda- ning general prayer meeting. Friday a- nging study Sunday school lesson. Formal and weddings promptly extended. Rev E. H. McDonald, Pastor, 651 W. Central. GOPHER LODGE NO. 105. I. B. P. O. E. of the World, meets second and third grade students at Hall. 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