Metropolis Weekly Gazette
Friday, October 23, 1914
Metropolis, Illinois
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METROPOLIS WEEKLY GAZETTE
Ladies coat-suits, Cloaks, Waists, Dress Skirts, Aprons, Underwear and everything ready-to-wear Here you save 50 per cent on your purchase. All garments for boys, and children Saturday Night Specials 81 Doz. good looking tan hose, value 50c selling them Saturday night for 21c.
Boulware-Allen Shoe Go.
Having just remodeled our store 218 Broadway we are now prepared to serve the people with the best of foot-wear. We have the best and up to date lines for those who appreciate high grade shoes. You will find our salesman to be polite and attentive. Having all sizes and widths we are prepared to fit your foot correctly.
Meals:--Hot and Cold Lunches on short order When in the city or enroute North or South give me a call. Ice Cream, Cold Soda of the purest and best make.
WHEN YOU WANT Good Shoes-Remember that the Best you can buy are at GEO. R. ROCK'S Bargain Shoe Store, 321 Broadway, Paducah, Ky.
MOTTO : "HEW TO THE LINE. LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY
Inez Long was a Centralia visitor last Tuesday.
Mrs Naomi Foulks arrived home Tuesday after an extended visit in the South with relatives.
The Baptist Convention convened here Thursday Oct. 15th for the purpose of organizing an Orthodox State Baptist Association.
We were pleased to have some of our leading minister from all parts of the State with us, who after each had recived their own tasks returned to their homes reporting a very pleasant session.
They will meet next year in Centralia with the 2nd Baptist church, Rev. H. Allison pastor.
Rev. J. F. Tomas, Chicago, was elected President, F Holmes Duquoin, 1st vice. G. W. Dorsey, Carbondale, 2nd vice. H. Allison, Treas. J. B. McCrary, Recording Sec'y, W. P. Washington, Cor. Sec'y.
The Court of Calanthe entertained on Oct. 17th and met with marked success.
Rev. J. B. McCrary, editor of the Gazette, and Rev. J. H. Knowles, remained over Sunday.
Rev. McCrary, was guest for supper with Rev J. P. Long his brother-in-law. He stopped with Rev. and Mrs. Sydes while in the city. He was entertained for breakfast at the home of Mrs. Fannie Starks, Sunday morning, and Mr. and Mrs. 'Blackwcod's for Sunday dinner.
Rev. McCrary, stands high in this city and has many friends here among both races, and had to turn down invitations for meals. He preached a noble sermon Sunday morning at Corrinthian Baptist church; at 5 o'clock he addressed the Y. M. C. A. at the Shiloh Baptist church, and was highly complimented by the large audience. At night he delivered a strong sermon at the Shiloh Baptist church to an appreciative audience, Rev. Bruen is pastor. We all invite him to return again soon.
Rev. J. H. Knowles, the missionary delivered a very able sermon at Shiloh Baptist church Sunday morning and one at night at Corrinthian Baptist church at night. We invite him to return again.
Mrs. Helen L. Bish, has been appointed as correspondent and Agent for the Gazette, any news item turned over to her will receive prompt attention. She will also sell the paper, take subscriptions, receipt for same, make collections. Give us your job work. Patronize race enterprises they help to give you a standing among the races.
Mr. Major McReynolds and Emmitt McGuire are here from Freeman Ill.
The Tiger Lily Club will hold a Mask Party their first entertainment Oct. 31st at the Home Circle Hall.
Nellis Morris, Pres.
Lillian Gillls, Treas
Helen Bish, Sec'y.
Give us the news.
Helen Bish,
Reporter.
TO THE VOTERS.
Deat Friends: I take this method of answering the question whether or not I will still remain in the race for County Superinfondent of Schools. As you know I failed to get the nomination in the recent Primary by a small majority, but it was made possible that I might still be a candidate in the general election in November. I have studied the matter over very carefully and considerately and have decided to remain in the race, subject to will of the voters of the county, as I have been urged to do so by my many friends of all parties. I do not deem it necessary to canvass your votes again as I have already made a through canvass of the county, but to you whom I did not get to see before the Primary. I wish to say that I earnestly solicit your votes also.
As I stated before, since my life is being given to educational work, I seek the office for the interest I have in the schools and school work.
Agai: , asking you one and all for your hearty support, I remain,
Very truly yours,
Emma Brainard.
Chas. C. Johnson for Apellate Court Clerk
The people of Wayne county should show their appreciation of the honor conferred on the county by the nomination of our present-County Clerk, Charles C. Johnson, for Clerk of the Appellate Court.
This can be best done by every voter going to the polls and cast his or her ballot for Mr. Johnson.
While Wayne county is proud of the fact that one of her citizens has been nominated for this important office she is equally proud to know that he is in every way qualified to fill the position with credit to himself and honor to his native county.
Wayna county is one of the large counties of Southern Illinois, having twenty members on her Board of Supervisors, and her court and county records are voluminous, the keeping of which entail upon the clerk much labor and care. Yet in the eight years Mr. Johnson has held the County Clerks's office he has never failed to have his records fully and accurately written up on time.
The vast volume of business coming before the Board of Supervisors has been properly indexed, filed and recorded so that any citizen of county can tell in a few moments just what action has been taken with reference to any item or matter coming before the Board.
The probate records are kept right up to date, as as are all the records. The organization of the many drainage districts of the county and the local improvement districts of the city have brought much extra work to the office in the last eight years. But it has all been promptly and accurately entered on record and no one has ever objected to any matter or proceeding because of any negligence or carelessness
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Paducah's Best Store We save you money on all Dry goods, Coats, Suits, Skirts, Waists, Notions, Corsets, Gloves, Hoisery, Rugs, Carpets, Curtains etc. "Savings Bonds" with every purchase. Meet your friends at
GUTHRIES'.
Rowe's Bankrupt
Recently bought at Morgantown
200 men's and youths' overcoats. 250
to-date coats. 100 women's suits and
winter clothing too numerous to des-
coats and suits are brand new up-to-date
wool, with satin linings. We will sell
about 1-3 to 1-2 of the price of any
Southern Illinois.
ROWE'S BANKRUPT
ankrupt Store
at Mortgage Sale
overcoats. 250 women's up-
men's suits and much other
numerous to describe. These
and new up-to-date and of best
We will sell this stock at
the price of any other store in
ANKRUPT STORE.
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Rowe's Bankrupt Store
Recently bought at Mortgage Sale 200 men's and youths' overcoats. 250 women's up-to-date coats. 100 women's suits and much other winter clothing too numerous to describe. These coats and suits are brand new up-to-date and of best wool, with satin linings. We will sell this stock at about 1-3 to 1-2 of the price of any other store in Southern Illinois. ROWE'S BANKRUPT STORE.
To Gideon Joiner, John Joiner brothers:
or other heirs at law if any of Mary F. Coulter, Insane, or parties interested in her estate:
Notice is hereby given that my last report as Conservator of Mary F. Coulter, Insane, filed and approved by the County Court of Massac County, Ill., April 21, 1914, showed $387.15 in my hands in trust for her.
You are further hereby notified that the Illinois State Board of Administration of Charitable Institutions through S. D. McKenney, their Supervisor of R-embursing Investigators, claims that said amount $387.15 is due and payable to Dr. R. A. Goodner, managing officer of the Anna State Hospital of which the said Mary F. Coulter is an Inmate, to be applied in liquidation of the bill of the State of Illinois against her for support at that Institution, said bill as rendered to me Oct. 1, 1914 amounting to $543.64.
You are further notified that the County Court has set Monday November 16, 1914, as a date for hearing and making final order as to distribution of said fund of $387.15 in my hands.
Dated this 10th day of October A. D. 1914.
S. Bartlett Kerr, Conservator of Mary F. Coulter, Insane.
The Club will meet next Monday at the home of Mrs. Mattie Buchanan with the assistance of her mother, Mrs. Eva Stalls. Supper served Saturday night at the home of Mrs. Rachel Shannon, on Vienna.
of the Livingston Normal, Theological and Industrial Institute.
J. H. Knowles, D. D., President
J. B. McOrya, S. T. B., Secretary
T. C. Yancy, Treasurer
S. B. Kerr, Attorney
Rev. J. M. Blake.
Rev. H. Allison
Rev. M. Hayes
Rev. C. C. Phillips, Financial Agt.
Rev. H. E. McWilliams
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of the clerk or complained that his records were not promptly written up in due and legal form. Much of the work has been done by Mr. Johnson personally and all of it has been under his personal supervision. He has made a most efficient and conscientious official, one of which any county might justly be proud. If Mr. Johnson is elected Clerk of the Appellate Court the records of that court will be kept with the same dispatch and scrupulous care as have our county records. We believe he will be elected and we know he will if every voter, man and woman of old Wayne will use their influence in his interest.
Let every man and woman register on registration day and on election day vote for Charles C. Johnson for Clerk of the Apellate Court and thus show that Wayne county appreciates the honor conferred upon her.—Wayne County Press, Fairfield Ill.
Carnation Art Club.
The Ladies Carnation Club met at the beautiful home of Mrs Laura Woodyard, on Vienna, St. Monday, Oct. 19, eighteen (18) members were present and dues collected to the sum of $3.61. There were four visitors present, they gave liberal donations and encouraging addresses. The Revs. J. W. Davie, and J. B. McCrary were present and gave addresses pertaining to club work.
The visitors were: Rev. G. W. Rowlett, Mesdames Norsis Lowery, Harriett Loyd of Grand Rapids, Mich., and Minnie Tatum, of Indianapolis, Ind. The election of officers was post-poned until the next meeting. The club will give its anniversary in the near future. After the general routine of business was over the hostess invited the club into the spacious dining room where a delicious two course menu was served.
PUBLIC NOTICE.
FIRST COURSE
Chicken Stew
Tomatoes
Adam's Ale
SECOND
Ice Cream
Jelly Roll
Trustees
AFRO-AMERICAN CULLINGS
Hampton institute is an industrial village with some 1,200 or 1,300 students, 200 teachers and workers, 140 buildings, and an instruction farm of some 600 acres. Whatever work the Hampton school needs to have done, the students are usually prepared to do. Farming, home-making, teaching and the common industries form vital parts in the training of Hampton institute boys and girls. Blacksmithing, bricklaying and plastering, carpentry and cabinetmaking, machine work, painting, printing, sheemaking, steam-fitting, plumbing, tailoring, tinsmithing, upholstering and wheelwrighting, are the trades which are offered by the Hampton Institute Trade school.
Products tell a striking story of the aims and methods of the Hampton courses. These products are expressed in negro and Indian mechanics who have gone out among their people and are now serving their communities as Christian and efficient builders for example. They are also expressed in well-built, attractive Hampton buildings and in serviceable accessories of the home and school.
In the busy shops, on the scaffoldings of new structures, in odd nooks and corners of the Hampton grounds, negro and Indian carpenters, for example, have for many years been daily mastering the building art and have been preparing themselves for life's emergencies by learning how to make the best possible use of their resources — time, tools, skill and moral qualities.
Today the construction of the Hampton institute buildings and the necessary repairs are being satisfactorily done by student tradesmen. Naturally a good share of this interesting work falls to the lot of the carpenters. A few years ago, when it became necessary to remodel the principal's home, one of the oldest buildings on the Hampton campus, negro and Indian tradesmen did the necessary tearing down and building up. These operations were no easy task. The bulk of the work had to be done in hot and trying weather. The boys labored with a will. They were happy to have an opportunity of doing well what professional builders considered a difficult piece of work.
Later, when the school authorities decided to add a story to the Armstrong-Slater Memorial Trade school, the student tradesmen again attacked with enthusiasm the laborious task of raising the heavy roof and putting on the second story. Then came the tedious days devoted to finishing the interior work. There was always the joy of doing successfully tasks generally considered beyond the reach of tradesmen in the training.
William Quinney, a colored man who has been living near here, passed through McNeil en route to Shreveport accompanied by a portion of his interesting family of 20 children and his third wife. The children with him numbered seven, and they are all by his present wife.
Quinney had seven children by his first wife, including two sets of twins; six by wife No. 2, and seven by the present one. All the wives are living, and after divorcing his former helpmeets, Quinney on each occasion lived six years in single blessedness.
With his record of three wives and 20 children Quinney is still only forty-eight years old and expects to acquire quite a large family before he dies.—McNell (Ark.) dispatch to the St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The total negro population of the United States—latest figures—is 9,828,234, according to a pamphlet issued recently by the Illinois commission appointed by Governor Dunne to arrange a half-century anniversary of negro freedom.
The negroes own $1,000,000,000 worth of property and worship in $65,000,000 worth of churches. Their land covers 31,000 square miles, or 20,000,000 acres. There are 1,119,653 negro female breadwinners, sixteen years of age and over. Of these, the largest number, 634,104, are domestics, 434,041 are engaged in agricultural pursuits, 361,804 are agricultural laborers and 313,091 are servants and waitresses. The commission is planning an exposition of the progress made by the negroes of Illinois since their emancipation, which will begin August 1, 1915, and continue for 30 days in the Coliseum.
More than 4,000,000 tons of ore a year are expected to be exported from iron mines in Algeria by French capitalists who have obtained concessions after more than ten years of effort.
Figures relating to the output of coal in British India during 1912 have been published by the chief inspector of mines. They show a total output last year of 14,044,368 tons, which is near 2,000,000 tons in excess of the production recorded in the previous output.
Every high school graduate in Nebraska receives a letter from the University of Nebraska congratulating him on his graduation and urging him to consider the advantages offered by the state university.
Commenting on the condition of the colored Baptist churches in Chicago a writer in the Standard says: Their numbers help to suggest the important place which these Baptist churches hold in the life of this community. Let me supplement this by the words of a splendidly educated colored woman, Mrs. F. B. Williams, who says: "Despite the serious handicap of slowly decreasing debts, the colored church is the center of the social life and efforts of the people. What the church sanctions and supports is of the first importance, and what it fails to support and sanction is more than apt to fail. The colored churches historically, as to numbers and reach of influence and dominion, are the strongest factor in the community life of the colored people. Aside from the ordinary functions of preaching, prayer-meetings, and Sunday school, the church is regarded by the masses as a sort of tribune of all their social and civic interests. Thousands of colored people know and care for no other entertainment than that furnished by the church. What they fall to learn of the finer things of life in the church remains unlearned. These people, generally speaking, have few civilizing and elevating influences, except as they are supplied by this single institution." She concludes by saying: "Our churches could do more and be more to the ever-increasing number who need guidance, social ideals and higher moral standards, if they were less burdened with debts and an unyielding orthodoxy. The Chicago churches, however, are becoming more intelligently interested and earnest in their endeavor to meet the peculiar requirements of the city colored people."
The 17 colored churches differ as widely as our own churches. Numerically, they range from a membership of 2,500 to one of 35. Financially, they vary from a debt-free larger church to the bankrupt and defunct mission church. Theologically, intellectually, socially, they differ. They are not made in a mold. They exhibit a bewildering and complex variety. They are really independent. Their churches are named after the great outstanding places of scriptural history—a fact which suggests their independence and variety—and not numerically according to historical precedence, as we have been accustomed to number our churches. And yet, in spite of the great differences between these churches, there are some common possibilities of advancement which occur to the friendly observer.
The main building of the Wilson Tubercular Home and Hospital for Negroes, just completed at Wilson, N.C., is used as a center for training nurses and testing the alliments of patients. In addition to this main building there is a farm of 40 acres, half of it in pine woods, on which it is hoped that buildings may be erected for patients who are able to work while taking the treatment.
Lucifer matches—that is, matches tipped with an explosive substance that bursts into flame on being struck—were first used about 1834. Many improvements have been made in matches since then, the most important of which was the invention of the safety match, striking only on the box.
The annual meeting of the National Nebro Business league was held this year in Muskogee, Okla. These meetings are always largely attended. The delegates include not a few colored men who by their industry, intelligence and thrift have attained a competency if they are not to be reckoned wealthy. They are successful farmers, physicians and lawyers and merchants and mechanics. Very largely they are from the Southern states. This year, as usual, Booker Washington was one of the speakers, and gave his accustomed counsel emphasizing the opportunities which are open for those who devote themselves to useful employments everywhere. There was an industrial parade which gave impressive proof of the progress and attainments of the colored people in agriculture, in stock raising, in artisanship, in schools, in churches and in homes. In spite of narrow prejudice and in many places unworthy hostility, the colored people are making progress that is worth while.
When a man tells a young widow that he is not worthy of her he knows she knows he's lying.
Experiments by the Japanese government of producing camphor by distilling the leaves and branches of camphor trees have reached a stage at which 317 gallons of distillate are produced from each 400 pounds of leaves.
That man has a powerful clutch on his high speed lever who can refrain from starting anything he knows he can't finish.
When a woman marries for spite she usually spites herself more than her husband.
METROPOLIS WEEKLY GAZETTE. METROPOLIS. ILL
THE DYNAMITE CAR
Not Explosive, It Was at Least Valuable Freight, to Be Handled With Care.
Bv HARRY LILLY.
Fuming and swearing, Ikey Lantern swung aboard the caboose of No. 23, local west, as she pulled out of Shacktown. Family troubles were hard enough on a man without any addition.
He had an altercation with his daughter the night before over the eternal Hazenfritz question, and now, here, next to the caboose, was this car—with as many placards as a wedding trunk—Dynamite! High Explosives! Handle Carefully! Keep All Lights Away!
Ikey's passion welled up and up until it reached the acme of anger. He was too angry to swear. For if there was one thing of which he was more apaid than of snakes, it was dynamite. Ikey usually waved his hand scornfully at the agent as his train ran by the station, but today he was too angry to administer the customary insult to his daughter's suitor.
For three years George Hazenfritz had been trying to gain Ikey's consent to the match; and for two years Ikey had watched the morning passenger train, and after, as his local freight rumbled by, had given a mocking salute to Hazenfritz, the agent.
There are but two passenger trains a day—one east and one west—over the branch of which Shacktown is one terminal, while Slowtown, the county seat, is the other. So when Ikey, having watched the morning train, pulled out with his way train, he knew that there was no possible chance for an elopement that day.
On the next morning when Ikey was working east again, the conductor on the opposite run would watch the passenger even more zealously than Ikey himself. He was Ikey's choice for a son-in-law.
Ikey turned over his bundle of way-bills. There were bills for three cars whose contents were to be distributed at the various-stations along the way. There were bills for two cars of kegs for the brewery, a car of sand for the foundry, a car of scrap from the Jew at Shacktown to the Jew at Slowtown, a car with a little jag of company's stuff, but not a scrap of paper that said a word about dynamite, or anything more dangerous than whisky. When the train stopped to unload freight at the first station out of Shacktown, Ikey made an inspection of the car. It was sealed and side-carded from Shacktown to Slowtown, contents dynamite. Some one had sketched a death's head, in red ink, on the card.
"That cursed Hazenfritz," muttered Ikey, as he signaled to go ahead.
The long day wore on with its monotonous dropping of a car here, picking up another somewhere else, stopping at every fence corner to pick up, or unload, freight; and ever on Ikey's mind was the dynamite car. Once, at a station half way up the run, he caught a fool brakey striking a match to light his pipe on the door of the dynamite car.
Another time, when making a shift, the engineer struck her so hard that Ikey held himself down with both hands, expecting to go up any minute. Then he went forward and cursed the engineer, but this made things worse, for after that he hit her a bump whenever he could.
It was dark when, at last, No. 23 pulled into Slowtown.
"You're late, old man," remarked the agent, as Ikey entered the office and threw down his bills.
"Lucky to get in at all," snarled ikey, "Lucky we didn't take the sky route."
"Why? What's the matter? Had any trouble?" asked the agent.
"No, only some wooden-headed fool shipped up a car of explosives, dynamite, on our train; and every time that fool engineer struck her, he struck her harder than the last. Lucky, as I said, we didn't take the sky route."
"A shipment of dynamite?" repeated the agent, taking up a message which he kept beyond the range of ikey's vision. "We don't get any dynamite up this end. Where's the way bills?" he asked, as he turned over the bunch ikey had just brought in. A faint smile played around his mustache as he spoke.
"No bill did I see for it, but it's side-card plainly enough," hissed Ikey. "Then, you couldn't expect Hazenfritz to make a side-card and a way-bill in one day."
Another mysterious smile was half-born beneath the agent's mustache, but he said nothing.
Ikey marched up town to his boarding house and the agent took a lantern and went out into the yard where the dynamite car stood. He broke the seal and, holding the lantern in the doorway, peered in. Evidently he was not afraid of dynamite.
When Ikey reported for duty the next day, a shifter was setting out a car for his train.
"What have you got in her this time?" he asked, in a jocular voice, as he proceeded to tear off one of the offending placards.
"Hold on there!" cried the conductor of the shifter, pointing to the door. It was sealed and side-carded. Ikey jumped three feet, and when he alighted let out a string of curses that was appalling. The side-card read "From Slowtown to Stringer Squares. Contents Dynamite." String-
or mines are on a little coal road which connects with the main branch at Shacktown.
As Ikey tore into the office the bill clerk was making a memorandum bill for the dynamite car.
"What kind of tub-headed idlets have you got in the offices of this road, anyhow?" he bellowed. "I hauled this internal bottled volcano up here yesterday, and now you're sending it back again for fun."
The agent stepped out of his private office and handed Ikey a message. It read:
January 7, 1907.
Shacktown, T. P. K. Showtown, S. C.
R. 6673 to you yesterday in error, return via train 24 today for Stringer mines.—G. H.
Ikey crumpled the message and tossed it into the waste basket.
"I'll report that pig-headed Dutchman to headquarters at once," he screamed.
On the return trip, Ikey, when duty did not require him to be on the alert, was meditating deeply. He was turning a question over and over in his mind, and as the train emerged from tunnel No. 6, a half mile west of Shacktown, he came to a conclusion. He would lick Hazenfritz. He would do it well, too, if it cost him his job.
The desk at which Hazenfritz sat was near the door, and faced into the office. There was a screen behind him to protect him from the drafts of the door.
Ikey would sneak up behind this and land him one that would lay him out. Then he would pound him until he was tired, or some one interfered.
He would teach him not to send out dynamite cars on his train. Possibly the darned thing didn't contain dynamite.
Perhaps it was an empty car that Hazenfritz had sealed and sent out for a joke, knowing that he was afraid of dynamite, and out of revenge, because he had refused to let him have his daughter.
If that was the trick, he would see that they didn't have the laugh on him.
The innocent looking shack up at Slowtown, he was in it, too, or why did he smile so queerly when the dynamite car came in? And what was in that message he held away from sight? Well, he would fix him, too; might as well he was at it.
As the train pulled into the station
ikey leaped off and crept up the office
steps. His lantern swung from his
right hand. His left fist was doubled.
Cautiously he peeled over the screen.
He could just see the outline of a
head on the other side.
The lantern described a vicious circle in the air and—crash—caught a gaspipe, while fragments of the globe fell around.
Six feet of lusty manhood rose with a catlike spring and caught ikey by the throat with one hand, then reached around and caught him by the back of the collar with the other. Letting go of his throat, but still retaining a hold on his collar he shot him out at arm's length, drew him back, shot him out again until his bones creaked.
"You deserted old copper-faced Mussulman"—jerk—"I knew you were a contemptible old sneak"—jerk again—"you have been all your days"—jerk once more—"but I didn't think you'd try to assassinate a man"—another jerk—"you didn't get the right man, either"—jerk again.
Then he stopped for a moment as a terrible din, caused by the simultaneous blowing of three locomotive whistles and cheers from 24 throats was heard outside.
"There, go take your medicine!" he bellowed as he shot lkey out of the door. "You lost the game, you cowardly old shack, you."
Ikey, under the impetus given him by the foot of the muscular cashier of Shacktown, went clear across the platform, at the end of the freight house. He brought up on the edge of a group which opened and admitted him to its center.
Right in front of him was the dynamite car, and on the crossing at the end of the freight house. There was a step ladder, dressed in bunting, in front of the door of the car. The car, also, had a strip of bunting from end to end. A man was assisting a woman in bridal costume to alight from the car. At the sight of her face Ikey wilted.
It was his daughter and Hazenfritz. They had taken their wedding journey on his own train in the "dynamite car."
Just Right.
"I see by the papers that large areas of land in Holland have been flooded to a depth of three feet as a precautionary measure."
"That's a good idea. Too deep to march through and not deep enough for battleships."
Putting Him in His Place.
The Angel—Perhaps, when we are married, I might take a small part in the show.
The Star—Don't worry, dear, your part will be small enough, as my husband.—Puck.
His Achievement.
"Has he ever made good at anything?"
"Yes, indeed."
"What?"
"Once he bet that he could eat 12 ears of corn at one sitting and he did."
"I wonder what would be the price of an omelet in Paris now?"
"That would depend on whether you ordered it made of 'new-laid' eggs, 'fresh' eggs or just eggs."
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“Przemysi.”
“Praemysi” {s ono of the fow really
«imple proper names that have secured
notoriety in the Russian invasion of
Galicia, It 1s pronounced “Pzbem-ts-1,"
with the accent on the “pzhem.” Just
how easy this ts one may appreciate
by considering Przemysiany, in the
first syllable of which the “r” {s sound-
ed, thus: “Prahe,” with the Austro-
Hungarian variation of “miscellany”
following. ff pronouncing “Przemys!”
you should carefully hold a “p” be
treen your teeth while pronouncing
“ahem” (which {4 a soft, musbroom,
dumdum variety of “sher") and just
as you are about to eject it deftly in-
nert the “p” in the outer hook of the
*2;" thus: “Pahem.” Nothing can be
simpler,
Maanman tn Mest of Battie.
Reports indicate it sometimes takes
& lot to Kill the modern soldier, the
New “York World states. Sergeant
Fougere of Franée recelved elght bul-
Jet wounds, a broken arm and other in-
Juries, and although ahot in the calf,
thigh and ankle, escaped being cap
turpd by: Germnae and limped ton
mifes to his regiment. Another French
soldier received six bullets and three
bayonet wounds and fs recovering. The
French war office estimates only two
men are killed out of every one hun
dred bit. ‘The peneration 1s so clean
one soldier did not know he had been
hit for three hours, and another bullet
went through two soldiers and lodged
tn a cavalryman’s saddle.
‘Finatie Gantured Eacle.
After defying & score of traps and
as many guns of farmers, who have
sought vainly to impose summary
sentence for the loss of hundreds of
chickens over # period of six months,
Old Baldy, @ monster eagle, was
caught by a man with a lasso. He
tay waiting tn the shadow of his
chicken house for the chicken thief
for more than eight hours. ‘The bird
swooped down shortly after daybreak.
‘The lanso was thrown around the
eagle's part ‘The man wanted to
capture the bird Alive, but it fought
0° desperately that he was forced to
shoot it. The eagle measures eight
feet seven inches from tip to tip, and
‘weighs 73 pounds,
LIGHT Booze.
Do You Drink it?
A minister's wife had quite a tus
fle with coffee and her experience is
futeresting. She says:
“During the two years of my train-
fog a8 a nurse, while on night duty,
I became addicted to coffee drinking.
Between midnight and four in the
morning, when the patients were
asleep, there was little to do except
muke the rounds, and it was quite
Betural that I should want a hot cup
@f coffee About that time. I could
keep awake better.
“after three of four years of cof-
feo drinking, I became a nervous wreck
and thought that I simply ¢ould nov
live without my coffee, All this time
1 was subject to frequent bilious at-
tacks, sometimes &o severe.as to
keep ane in bed for several days,
“After being married, Husband
Degged me to leave off coffee for he
fénred that it had already hurt mo
‘almost beyond repair, so I resolved to
make an effort to release myself from
the hurtful habit.
“I began taking Postum, and for @
few days felt the languid, tired feel
ing from the lack of the coffee drug,
Dut I liked the taste of Postum, and
that answered for the breakfast bev
‘erage all right.
“Pinally 1 began to feel clearer
headed and had steadier nerves. Aft-
‘er @ year's use of Postum I now feel
like a new woman—have not had any
bilious attacks since I left off coffee.”
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PEACE HERO PASSES AWAY
Bishop Tucker, After Remarkable Sen
vice in Uganda, Is Gathered
to His Fathers.
Another great name, worthy to
stand with those of Hannington,
Pilkington and Mackay, has been
added to the roll of the be of
Uganda, in the death of Bishop
Tucker, who went out in 1890 a8
bishop of Eastern Equatorial Africa.
That vast territory has since been,
divided into three dioceses, of which
Uganda is one. Artist and athlete
before he decided to enter the
church, he brought an unusual com-
bination of qualities to his chosen
lifework, and when, after several
years of service in the home church,
he offered himself for the foreign
work he was recognized as a man of
exceptional power. After 21 years
of effective service he was retired
for reasons of health in 1911, and
since that time has been one of the
canons of Durham (England) ca-
thedral. One of the most dramatic
episodes in his missionary career oc-
curred in 1892, when Bishop Tucker
had the bones of the daa Bishop
Hannington exhumed’ and given
Christian burial outside: the great.
thatched church of St. Paul on Na-
mirembe hill, Uganda, and the slay-
er of Bishop Hannington, King
‘M'wanga, was present as a member
of the Christian congregation.
ELECTRICITY TO FIGHT FLIES
Successful Way Found to Destroy
Pests That Attack and Ruin
Sikk Sena,
‘The latest application of electric-
ity, according to Popular Electricity
and Moderna Mechanics, is that of
killing the green fly by means of an
electric spark. Weeread in this mag-
azine:
“This fly is a species found on
rose trees and is exceedingly disas-
trous fo the flowers, Heret®fore con-
siderable difficulty has been experi-
enced in ridding rose trees of these
pests, but the electrical method re-
cently devised is proving both prac-
tical and efficient. Briefly, the fly-
killing apparatus consists of a small
spark coil, spark gap, high-frequency
transformer, switches and other ac-
cessories, A flexible conductor con-
veys the current from the high-fre-
quency transformer to a brass-ball
electrode fitted with an insulating
handle so that it may be held with-
out danger of shock. ‘To use the
apparatus the electrode is brought
near the flies on the rose bushes. A
spark ther? jumps from the electrode
to the tree and kills the flies, the cur-
rent passing through the tree to the
ground without damage to the leaves
or flowers.”
WORLD'S SHIPPING.
According to a recent statement
of Lloyd's, out of an aggregate
merchant vessel tonnage of 47,000,
000 gross tons in 1913-1914, 40 per
cent were credited to Great Britain,
11 per cent to the United States, 11
per cent to Germany, about 5 per
cent each to Norway and France,
3 per cent each to Holland, Italy and
Japan, and from 2% to 1% per
cent to Russia, Sweden, Austria-
Hungary, Denmark and Spain.
GUEST COULD NOT KICK,
“You look hungry.”
“Yes, T went out to dinner with
Jinx today.”
“And did you not have a good din-
ner?” ‘
“Pine, but Jinx wanted to give me
his idea of how the war was being
fought and he pulled every one of
my dishes across the table and used
them to represent the different coun-
tries.”
NUMBER THREE SPEAKS,
“So you married a widow?”
“Yea.”
“Does she sing the praises of her
first husband 7”
“No, indeed.”
“You oughit to be glad of that.”
“Umph! I get no rest. She's
always singing the praises of her sec»
ond husband.”
HER PRACTICAL PA,
Suitor—Your daughter, sir, is
willing to trust me; why can’t you?
Her Father—She doesn’t care how
much a thing costs, and [ de.
THOSE DEAR GIRLS,
Maud—At the seashore this sume
mer I had over a dozen proposals.
Ethel—How persistent a summer
acauaintance can be.
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SMALL WARS MEAN BIG POEMS.
Greatest Battle Hymns Have Not
Soon Thepired’ ty Tass Beng:
gles Like the Present Ore.
The greatest poems have been writ-
ten about little wars. The Iliad was
written around a siege carried on by
a handful of barbarian chieftains
against g city of tho second slats The
faite of Chev Chase Was a border
skirmish following upon a cattle-steal-
ing expedition. And Kipling’s imperial
muse is at her best when she sings
of petty wars with colored tribesmen,
Beitala’s fir Ging, battle ine al far
flung against Dervishers and Afrids;
it was seldom brought into collision
with field intrenchments and siege ar-
tillery. Little war, or else big wars
in anticipation of retrospect, these are
the rich soil for the poet.
A great war in the actual, the fate
of an empire truly at stake, may make
poets out of the common crowd, but
subdues the poet to the level of the
common crowd. There is a solemn tone
about Kipling’s latest verse which has
hig effect. Only it is not exhortation
we wanted, but exultation; not an ap-
peal, but a clarion call. When an en-
tire nation Is aflame the poet !s apt to
find his missfon rather perfunctory.
A CLERGYMAN’S TESTIMONY,
‘Tho Rev, Edmund Heslop of Wig
ton, Pa., suffered from Dropsy for a
year. His limbs and feet were swol
len and puffed. He had heart flutter’
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and exhausted at
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feet were cold
and he had such
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Cag iat
Tt was a very youthful class in
physiology.
“Why,” asked the teacher, “is it best
to eat soup first when one is very
hungry?"
‘The pupils stared at ber blankly.
‘Then Jamie enlightened them from
the depths of his experience,
““You can get it down, faster,” he
announced.
Heavy on of Bad Weather
It has been figured that a day's con-
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PICKED OUT THE RIGHT TIME
Girl. Made Victim of Hoax by Mis
chlevous Friends Wert Home
In a Fury.
One day several of my girl friends
called to see me. We started to make
some candy when I discovered that
wo didn't have any chocolate in the
house and said that I couldn't possibly
make {t without “a speck of choco-
late.” ‘
Mary, one of the girls, sald: “Why,
what kind of chocolate {s that—
couldn't you use any other kind?”
One of the girls gave me a pinch
and I said: “Oh, no, I couldn't use any
other kind. It's a new kind. You
telephone the grocery and order some,
Mary, and we'll start the candy. Now
be sure and order ‘Aspecks.’”
“So we filed to the Kitchen and left
Mary to telephone. We sat in the
Kitchen holding our sides with sup-
pressed laughter while sho called up
‘one store after another trying to get
“Aspecka chocolate.” She finally gave
up in despair and then we told her.
Needless to say, she went home in a
fury, as mad as a wet hen. Sho bare-
ly spoke to as for weeks after that—
Chicago Tribune. ,
PICKED OUT THE RIGHT TIME
Schoolboy a Good Deal More Thought-
ful Than Most Youngsters We
Ever Heard Of.
A popular member of a certain
school board tells a good story of a
certain schoolboy who enjoys the
unique distinction of having attended
020 school for 11 years without being
once abgent or late. In evidence of
this the youth is the proud owner of
11 medals. When the eleventh medal
was conferred the boy's mother was
asked whether her son ever had any
illness.
“Oh, yes,” she replied.
“Measles?”
“Yes.”
“Whooping cough?”
“Yes.”
“How is it, then, that he has been
able to make so remarkable a record
at school?”
“Well, he generally bad ‘em in
his holidays,” was the proud mother's
interesting reply.
PIMPLES RUINED COMPLEXION
724 HN. Ave. Olney, [il.—“When
my trouble first began I noticed little
pimples coming on my face. They
{tched and burned so badly that I had
fo scratch them and that only made
them worse, About a week later my
face was so badly covered with
pimples and blackheads that I was
ashamed. My complexion was ruined.
‘The pimples would sometimes bleed
‘and fester. wee
“I bought a box of complexion cream
‘and used it’but without effect. One
day I heard of Cuticura Soap and
Ointment and I decided to give them
a trial, So I got a cake of Cuticura
Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment,
washed my face with the Soap and ap
plied the Ointment and in two weeks
I was completely well.” (Signed)
Chas. B. McGinn, May 5, 1914.
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card “Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.” —Ady.
Bi toa tiesbaien
Speaking of great feats of strength
Franklin H. Lane, secretary of the in-
terior, recalled an incident that hap-
pened in a western state.
One afternoon an elderly woman
visited the penitentiary, and on paus-
ing before a certain cell was told that
the inmate had heen imprisoned for
stealing a plano.
“I am very sorry to see you here,”
remarked the woman turning to the
convict. “Is it true that you stole a
plano?” .
“Yes, ma’am,” was the frank admis
sion of the convict. Then he added:
“I did it in a moment of weakness.”
“In a moment of weakness!” gasped
the elderly visitor. “Merey me! 1
presume that had you your usual
strength you would have walked away
with the whole house!”
Approaching, but Not Close.
“When I left Havre on my! way
back to England,” says Representative
Gardner of Massachusetts, "600 French
soldiers lined upon the dock and sang
“God save thé King’ in English, By
the nine gods of war! as our own Gen:
eral Bingham would say, this incident,
taken in connection with the Belgians
stepping to the front chanting ‘It's
a Long Way to Tipperary,’ seems to
indicate the approach of the much:
touted brotherhood of man.”
Miike: Mdiie Mverutintea”
Willie—Paw, why is the way of the
trahegressor hard?
Paw—Because so many people have
Cea Pat ot oon.
More of It.
“Juno was an ox-eyed beauty.”
“T guess if ehe lived in these days
she would be a peroxide one, too.”
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am omy Dsoawe a tagary, son
iyes and | Grangiat Byolids: “No Bibarting
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Do the elevators in a department
store come under the head of shop-
Jiftere?
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Save the Babies.
NFANT MORTALITY is something frightful, Weean hardly realize that
of all the children born in ‘olvilized ‘countries, twenty-two cont.,
or nearly one-quarter, dib before they reach ome year; tal cere ‘
eet one than one-third, before they are five, and before
‘are’ fifteen
We do not hesitate to say that a nee of Castoria would save =
majority of these Precious lives, Neither do we hesitate to say that many
of these infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of | agp coarse gion
‘Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children’s oom; ts contain
more or less opium or morphine. They are, im pa na quantition
deadly olsons, In any quantity, they. stupefy, retard clronlation and ead
gestions, sickness, death, Castoria operates reverse,
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Fashion Note,
“One blessing, at least, will come
to ua from this dreadful war. We
shan’t, be inundated with shocking
— fashions.”
@ speaker was a leading club
woman. Sho resumed:
“At a club dinner the other evening
man fashion writer—man fashion
writers are the best—sald to me:
“*A truce to these foreign’ modes!
‘They are caricatures.’
“ ‘Caricatures? said I, Caricatures?
Yes, perhaps. But wouldn't it be more
accurate to call them takeoffs?”
What It Takes.
“T've got lung power enough to learn
the cornet.”
“Have you got courage enough?”
The area of taxed land in Japan is
87,098,560, of which 964,710 acres are
residential property.
If a man had to go fishing for a liv-
ing he would want to stick around the
house all the time.
How scornfully a woman who mere-
ly powders can look at one who
paints!
Do you know just how Burope re
cently got that $125,000,000 in Ameri
can gold. Well, hére is the way it
was done: Europeans hold great
amounts of ‘American securities, which
is to say they have bought bonds is
sued in this. country. When the war
crisis came they saw the need of ac
tual money ‘in place of these, bonds
‘They cabled to their Ameri¢an bro
kers to sell at the market price. They
took whatever they could get, but
there was always something offered
so the sales were heavy.
‘The purchasers of these bonds gave
their checks. These the broker:
cashed at their banks and got curren
ey. The currency of the United States
is made good by the deposit of gold
in the teasuries, For every gold cer
tifeate in existence there Is the act
ual metal in the treasury. So the
brokers, getting the currency from
the banks, went to the sub-treasury In
New York and asked for the actual
gold. They received it and sent the
gold to their customers abroad.
sk ileal ihn ttn
His boat made fast after the last
trip of the night, Charon, homeward
bound, encountered @ stranger in one
of the fll-lighted streets along the
water front.
“What's the idea?” asked the old
sailor.
“Summons,” the stranger replied,
producing the papers. “The interstate
commerce commission wants to know
how you killed off all competition.
You public-service corporations are in
for a hard winter.”
Approval.
“Are you still interested in garden:
ing?
“Yes,” replied Mr. Crosslots, “I
like to see gardening get every en-
couragement. I have bought an in-
terest in a hardware store.”
Altruism,
Teacher—Johnny, you have been
writing your excuses.
Johnny—I know, mum; it takes all
pa’s time to think of his own.
A married man yery seldom pays
any attention to rumors of war; he is
‘used to the real thing.
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Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh cure. FRANK J. CHENEY, Sworn to before me and subcribed in my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886.
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We look to see the entire Republican ticket of the county elected. They should receive every republican ticket of the county elected. They should receive every republican voter—They went into the primary and took their chances with the other candidates.
They should receive he full strength of the party, whether we got our choice or not.
Let us as republican stand together and elect Sherman and Williams, they will represent the principle of the G. O. P., which has made this the greatest country on earth. Look around and see the closed shops and factories and then vote to return the Republican again to power.
The Republican party is the ship a like the sea," so far as the negroes rights in this country are concerned.
Dr. Latham, should be elected from the 51st Senatorial district to fill the place of Senator D. W. Helm who will retire. Every voter regardless to party affiliation should cast their vote for Dus S. Williams, candidate for Congress from the 24th district. He will vote for protection for the American laborer. Charles Johnson should be elected for Appellate court clerk. He is fully competent for the position.
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Sokil by druggists. Price 75c. per bottle.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
I have the school books you want, bring me your old ones and I will take them in as part pay for new ones, Z. A. VALLEE.
For Groceries and cold drinks go the First or Last Chance Grocery on 9th and Pearl Sts.
Send us a trial order for the Great Nature Salve, 50c a Box. Why suffer when you can be relieved for such a small amount. Read our guarantee on the front page of The Gazetre.
Notice is hereby given that we cannot print a list of names contributing to churches unless $1 accompanies same.
Letter Heads and Envelopes can be had for the asking at this office. We print them.
There was never a time in the history of this country that the negroes fared as well under the democratic admistration as under the republican rule.
Ask the deposed republican negro office holders.
Mrs. Lottie Halleck, who has made St. Louis, Mo, her home for a long while is in the city the guest of Mrs. Chas. Reed and other relatives.
Walter Crouse, of Washington, D. C. is in the city visiting the Crouse family and other relatives and acquaintances.
Mrs. Amanda Barnard, left Tuesday for Fulton, Ky. where she will visit her parents indefinitely.
It will be to your interest to come and see our new fall hats before you buy, Z. A. VALLEE.
Revs, A. A. Crim, and J. H. Patterson and Mesdames Pearl Gibbs, and Hattie Beard left Wednesday for Eddyville, Ky. where they will represent the Free Baptist Church this city in the Eddyville, Quarterly Conference.
You will agree with me that you never saw such stylish hats for the money as I am showing you now, no trouble to show goods Z. A. VALLEE.
Reader if a blue or red mark appears on the head of your paper marked with an [X] it is to notify you that you owe for the paper and must pay at once.
If you want your skin to look pretty and soft, try a bottle of Dixie Liquid Bleach at McCrary & Sons
Miss Carrie Urquhat was a Paducah, shopper Wednesday.
Rev. B. Thomas, and Wife Sundayed in Belgrade. The Eld, preached in the after-noon and Evening.
Rev. J. B McCrary, and Mr. Lacey Patterson has returned home from the Grand Lodge, of Masons which convened with the F. & A. M, Lodge in Decatur. Mr Willis Jones, is visitind his daughter in Chicago, this week.
I am still with you in the School book and Millinery business and earnestly solicit your patronage. I will treat you right.
Z. A. VALLEE.
Mrs. Lacey Patterson, and Pice have returned home from Lyon, Co. Ky after spending several days out of the city.
Mrs. L. M Phillips, a teacher in Centralia, visited relatives, and friends in this city Sunday. She was accompanied home by Mrs. Boyd McKane who is to be treated under Dr. Wallace.
Mrs. Cornelius McCalliste was called home Sunday from Paducah to be with Elsie her daughter who is sick.
Mr A. Watkins, is ill at his home in Paducah. The Gazette wishes for him a speedy recovery.
The Free Baptist are engaged in a series of meetings with good prospects, Sunday at 12:30 the Rev A. A. Crim immersed three (3) candidates in the Ohio with a large crowd to witness the affair
Mrs. M. J. McCrary and son Edgar, wishes to thank the Misdames A. W. Watkins, D. Bolden, and Lizzie Hodge for the kind treatment extended to them while in their city.
Mr T. Shelton, of Murphysboro is in the city visiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Shelton.
The Ass't Editor and Mgr. of the Gazetta took dinner with the Mr. Corcor Bolden and mother Friday. Every-thing was made pleasant for them. Mrs. Bolden, is "One More Cook" and we invite them to our city any time.
Rev. A. J. Day was seen in the city last week.
CARTERVILLE
Dear Editor: please allow me space to say in your paper that we have enjoyed the day with our new pastor in the person of Rev. H. C. Burton lovely attendance in Sabbath School this morning the people have began to take great interest in the financial part of our school.
Rev. Burton preached from Matt. 9th chap. 6 and 7th verse.
I. A. McDonald and D. N. Riggins visited at Co'ps, Satur day and Sunday.
Rev. J. H. Hilly has been sick this week.
Sister M. B. Taylor has been seriously sick for the last two weeks.
Rev. J. H. Perry is pastor of Normal A. M. E. church at Normal, Ill.
Mr. and Mrs. H. Y. Patterson were the guest of Mr. W. E. Reynolds Sunday.
Mrs. W. E. Farrar is the guest of her mother this week at Grand Tower.
When you want music by a good brass band write Prof. W. F. Oliver, Director.
Rev Pluett organized another Baptist church at Freeman Ill. Sunday.
W. E. Reynolds,
Reporter,
Wednesday After-noon,
Oct., 14-1914.
The Athelete Club of the A.
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There were fifteen members present and dues collected to the amount of $1 05.
The program was rendered to the delight or all present. The club is progressing nicely membeing added each week.
The hostess invited the club into the dining hall where we came
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SPARTA.
We left Mt. Vernon, Saturday for Sparta and preached here Sunday.
I met many of my old friends, who received me gladly, and I found them working hard for the cause of Christ. The church has been repaired both inside and out and is one of the nicest little church in the district.
Rev. P. B. French, is the right man in the right place; he is doing great work and his members have great pride in church work. They all seem to love him.
They have all repaired their homes.
They have put in electric lights in the church and need to be praised for their industry. They are Baptist indeed.
Every pastor in the district should take on new life from him in giving their people good service.
Send Mrs. Anna Owons the Gazette, also M. C. Wrice.
I leave today Monday for home
D. Parrish, D. D.
Every vote cast for Robins will mean a vote for Sullivan.
Read our Paducah, advertisements on front page. It will pay you to patronize those who advertise in this paper. Just say that you saw it in the Gazette.
Mhe editor of the Gazette will be in Md City, Mounds, Cairo, Carbondale and Murphyshoro next week, those who owe be prepared to pay please.
Don't pay out money for magazines. We can give you four monthly magazines for 18 cents extraff you will subscribe to The Gazette for one ear.
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By virtue of an order and decree of the County Court of Massac County, Illinois, made on the position of the undesigned F. W. Bormann, Administrator of the Estate of Henry Minkerman Deceased, for the leave to sell the Real Estate of said deceased, at the October Term, A. D. 1914, of said Court, to-wit; on the 19th day of October 1914, I shall on Saturday 21st day of November next, between the hours of ten o'clock in the foreroom and five o'clock in the afternoon of said day, to-wit; at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m., sell at Public Sale, at the east door of the Court House in said County, the Real Estate described as follows, to-wit:
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Dear Bro: Please give notice to the public that I received a notice from Rev. H. Allison of Centralia, that his church wants the Mt. Olive Baptist Association in 1915. In our last church meeting we, the St. John Baptist Church of Mounds, agreed to let Centralia have the above named Ass'n, in 1915. Therefore the Mt. Olive Badtist Ass'n, wil convene with the 2nd Baptist church of Centralia, Ill. Tuesday before the second Sunday in Sept. 1915. D. Parrish D. D. Mod. Mounds, Ill., 10-12-1914
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