Metropolis Weekly Gazette
Friday, January 14, 1916
Metropolis, Illinois
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METROPOLIS WEEKLY GAZETTE
070
ROGER WILLIAMS UNIVERSITY NOTES.
Among the many visitors and well wishers that we have had to take a interest in us for this week are the following distinguished characters:
Dr. West a practicing physician of this city, Miss Joanna P. Moore weighted down under 54 years of actual earnest and unselfish service for our race, yet, she brought to us words of comfort and cheer, as she only knows how, Rev. E. C. Morris of Helena, Ark., a national character Pres, of the National Baptist Convention and a life long friend of the school, with him was Dr. Booker Pres of the Ark. Baptist College, Mrs. Anna Jones of Kansas City, Mo., principal of the public schools there, Prof. Hamilton supervisor of the public schools of Memphis, Tenn. Prof. C. H. Johnson of Wilberforce University and Miss Mayo of Franklin, Ky., principal of Domestic Science there. All of the above mentioned expressed themselves as being pleased with the surroundings here generally and there is no reason to doubt the i-
musee as a result of these visit, but that they will robound by ad- ding to the growth of our splendid school.
The Y. W. C A as well as all of the other activites have pledged as goes the custom for renew- ed effort.
Well Christmas is over 1916 is over has been ushered in and God is still blessing us why should we not press on.
The second year Normal and Academic held their Rhetorical Friday night all members of the class did creditable work. After the Rhetorical the Pres. Dr. A. M. Townsend called on several members of the class to give impromptu speeches on subjects as he would pick them after which a short time was given over to the social part of school. I be fore entering into the watch meeting services
The examination for the semester will be held on the 19 and 20 of this month gloom has begun to cast its shadow.
The Y. M. C. A. will have their election soon the names of the officers elect are in the hands of the nominating committee.
The literary and debating society is doing a fine work of itself besides it is co-operating with other interest of the school.
The athletic association is beginning to bestir themselves to the greatest activity of their history this season by starting early with scheduled games, they are aiming to arrange a circuit and the belief is if the arrangement can be made satisfactory it will mean so very much for our school.
The new students are pouring in every day and we expect the list to steadily grow for at least three more weeks. You should be here now and catch the inspiration.
OBITUARY
Charles Argustas Hollingsworth eldest son of Mt. John and Mrs Mary Jane Hollingsworth, deceased was born in Clay County Missouri, Mar. 25, 1855. Died Jan. 7th 1916. Aged 60 years 9 mos. 13 days.
He lived in Metropolis, Ill. for 40 years, and was one of the oldest citizens.
He was the oldest of 8 children 6 brothers and 1 sister, namely: Frank, Thurston, Edmond, John George, Dave and Lizzie. Four of whom have preceded him to the grave. Thurston, John, Lizzie and Dave.
He professed a hope in Christ about 28 years ago and joined the then African Baptist church, known now as the First Baptist church of this city and was baptized by Rev. Ferdinand Robinson, who then pastor but since deceased. He made a faithful servant of God during his connection with said church.
Later he connected himself to the Antioch Baptist church, where he proved true to his trust until the day of death. He was well
known among the church goers as a zealous and conscientious member of the church being one of the leading spirit of said Body. He carried that scripture injunction "Be thou faithful until death and I will give thee a crown of Life." He had been in failing health since April 1915 but was confined to his room only a short time. He died at his home on Broadway Friday Jan. 7th about 4:00 p.m. in the embrace of his wife relative and friends. He was married to Miss Vina Barnes, Oct. 20, 1889, who survives him. He was true to his marriage vow and soiled late and early for his wife and niece Miss Alice Young whom they reared. In his death the church loses a faithful member, the wife a loving and devoted husband and the community an upright citizen.
Before he died he shook hands with all present and pointed his finger upward as much as to say I am going up to that place prepared for the upright in heart.
He was unable to speak but was sensible to the last. He is safe in the arms of Jesus.
Peace to his slumbering dust
I was setting all alone today and I thought I would write these few lines to informed you of my present health. I am well except a cold but I hope when these lines reaches your hand they may find you and family injoying the best of health.
I so often think of you all there I want to come down if the Lords spare me on my vacation for I want to be at home once more in life.
I want to know how everything is there and how the people are getting along. Well write me all of the news.
I hope you are not having as much sickness there as we are having here.
Well I was at Wish meeting last night, it was a good meeting tho a very bad night, but the people turned out well.
Well nothing more at present Answer soon.
Th: officers for the ensuing
MOTTO! HEW TO THE LINE. LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY.
year were installed by Bro. Eugene Wallace.
At 11:45 a m. our pastor ascended the rostrum and preached a powerful sermon Text 17:23.
At 3:30 p. m. the church having held prayer and praise services. Rev. Wm Jones of Coulterville, preached a soul stirring sermon, Text found Rev. 6:17
At 7:35 p. m. our pastor preached another gospel sermon, his text, Acts 19:18
The Lord's Supper was administered by the pastor. Sunday was a high day with us
The Lord has blessed us. The collection for the day $5 85.
Our Pastor was a visitor in St. Louis last Friday and Saturday
Rev. French and the writer were invited to the home of Mr. and Mrs. Wm Macklin and enjoyed a nice dinner. Everything catable that ones heart could wish.
Sewing Circle will meet at the home of Mrs Britton.
Mrs Eise Akers of St. Louis, made a week stay with her sister Mrs Wm Macklin.
The Sunshine Club will be entertained at the home of Mr. Bolden French.
Mr. Samuel Brown was shot with a 38 caliber revolver four times by Dock Smith between 11:00 and 12:00. He cried 1 hour later. Both are colored men and are coal miners and worked together as buddies for more than two years. They were both gamblers and were under the influence of liquor.
Sparta. Ill.
Jan. 9, 1916.
Mr. Editor:
I wish to say in your worthy paper. We are on the march to Zion.
Our Sunday School was opened at 9:30 a.m. by the Supt.
The Lesson Chart was reviewed by bro. Eugene Wallace.
At 11:30 a.m. our pastor ascended the rostrum and reached a powerful se mon, text, found Zachariah 13.6.
Sunday' was the appointed day for the freewill offering which was $4.50. The Sunshine Club reported $1.56. Mrs Bessie Gleghorn is president.
The Carnation club will be entertained at the home of Mrs. Mattie Haynes this week.
The Sewing Circle is doing a good and great work
Mrs. Pirther Covington have been somewhat indisposed.
Mrs Lillie Madison the wife of John Madison is very sick at this writing.
Mr A. J. Haigler of Culps, is here working in the Moffat mines here and is making his home with Mr. and Mrs. Mattie Haynes.
DUNNE MAY COMMUTE DEATH SENTFNCE TO BALK SHERIFF.
SPRINGFIELD, ILL., Jan. 10.— Gov, Dunne today re-opened correspondence with Sheriff White of Jackson County regarding the decorum which he demands must attend the execution on January 21 of Ellston Scott, convicted murderer.
Three reprieves have been granted Scott by the governor
upon representations from the sheriff which have not been satisfactory to the executive Now it is hinted that unless the sheriff accedes to the governor's demands a commutation of Scott's sentence to life imprisonment will be given Gov. Dunne was incensed at the large number of people permitted to witness the Joe Deberry execution a few months ago at Murphysboro, and since then has been in controversy with the sheriff of the county. Scott hanging originally scheduled for week later than that of Deberry. —Globe Deinocrat.
CARD OF THANKS.
To those who were so kind to me and my husband in his last illness and death, especially to those who visited him and spoke words of cheer to him in the hours of confinement, also to our many friends and neighbors who gave to him nourishments and money. I thank you from the deepest recess of my heart.
The Bros. of Silver Crown, No. 26, F. & A. M. were not lax in the discharge of their obligations but contributed liberally both from their private purse and the treasury, for which you have heartfelt thanks and the Lord will bless you for your deeds of Charity and brotherly affection.
Should any of you ever meet up with the same misfortune such as has come to me don't hesitate to call on us.
Thanking you again one and all.
I am Respectfully yours,
Mrs. Vina Hollingsworth,
wife.
Miss Alice Young
niece
CAIRO, ILL.
There was a delightful surprise party given last Friday evening by Mrs. Hester Taylor of 519-12 St in honor of her daughter Mrs. Adelia Lackay of Chicago, Ill, those present were:
Mesdames, A. A. Martin, Emma Farrow, Mary Cook, Arminta Lewis M. E. Blanks,
Misses, Josie Ruffin, Claretta Blanks, Linett Randolph, Rubie Graves, Lydia Amos, Azalia Dumas, Viola Cunnigham Tannie A. Stephen.
Messrr. Alex Martin, Jr. Lester Perkins, Thomas W. Jones, Andrew Miller, J. W. Cook, Luby Lynn, Herbert Blanks, and Andrew Norwood.
A three course luncheon was served.
MENU:
First Course Punch.
Second Course Salmon Salad
Pickles, Lunch Biscuit Coffee.
Third Course Ice Cream
Cake.
Mrs. Mary Cook.
TOO NOISY.
Did you ever notice how noisy a certain class of our people ate?
It just seems to be natural for some to be noisy. This class talks loud on the streets, in the street cars or wherever they may be.
Of course, the undiscriminating public finds it quite convenient to put us all in the same class and to say we are all noisy. This, of course, is not true, but the noisy,
loud-mouthed fellows make so much noise and there are so many of them, as compared with the more refined class, that the impression prevails that all Negroes are noisy.
Now, some of you noisy fellows are going to read this. Of course you are You don't think you are harming anybody by your noise, and you doubtless think that it is your own noise and that it is therefore nobody's business how much noise you make.
Perhaps you are wholly unconscious of the fact that you are noisy. But if you think your noisiness harms nobody you are wrong. For in the first place it harms you. It puts you down as an ignorant or clownish chap
It may keep you out of a good job. And then it harms the race to which you belong. In the eyes of many the whole race is judged and condemned by your noisiness and clownishness and through you certain privileges may be restricted or denied. True, people may only want an excuse to deny these privileges, and you furnish that excuse. Did you ever think of it in that light?
Empty wagons are noisy.
Loaded wagons make very little noise. Ever notice it? Don't be satisfied to be an empty wagon.
Next time you are in a bunch of fellows notice how noisy they they are and see if you cannot be a little less noisy yourself and induce the otter fellows to be a little less noisy, too.
You owe it to yourself. You owe it to your race. Let us correct our faults whatever they may be, and being too noisy and boisterous is one of these faults.
MURPHYSBORO.
Dear Editor:
We are glad to say thru your worthy paper that our church and Sunday School are yet progressing.
Our pastor Rev. J H Hilly, preached a wonderful sermon his text, Rev. 3:16
Our B Y. P. U. is working nicely and we are expecting to represent in the next meeting.
Mrs. Arlillion Macon is our president.
Yours for the cause.
Mrs. C. A. Macon.
Booker T. Washington's Book Soon To Be On The Market.
Dr. Washington before death prepared a book of his life and work, which will be off the press about Dec. 20th. It will be well illustrated, showing him on the way to school the first time, and all along the road of his busy life from the cradle to the grave. It will read like a romance. The book will sell at $1.25 in cloth binding. This is the best book of Mr. Washington's life. The publishers Mullinik Jenkins Co. Ninth Street, Washington, D. C. are placing salemeu. Any one wishing an agency can get free samples by mailing 15 cts. postage.
The minutes have been sent out by Express to most of the churches. Those not receiving minutes can secure them by sending us 20c for postage —Editor Gazette, Box 583.
Uncle Eben's Wisdom.
"It's a lucky thing foh do human race," said Uncle Eben, "daf de Ten Commandments weren't loaded down wif phraseology like de laws de legislature passen."
STATE LEGISLATURE CONVENED TUESDAY.
GOVERNOR DUNNE HAS
ISSUED A CALL FOR
THE STATE SOLONS
TO MEET FOR 2ND
SPECIAL SESSION.
Relief For the Farmers and Stock
Raisers Effected in the Foot
and Mouth Epidemic
Springfield, Ill., Jan. 10—Gov. Dunne has called the forty-sixth general assembly into its second special session, begingunuary 11.
The call ask the legislature to:
1. Pass appropriation bills paying those farmers and stock raisers for their losses in the recent foot and mouth epidemic, not cared for in the former appropriation.
2. Validate Cook county good roads bonds.
3. Legalize the state centennial commission.
4. Pass appropriation measures to pay the expense of this extra session.
5. Amendment to primary law to abolish needless product primaries.
6. Amendment to primary law to combine certain elections.
The first session adjourned no February 23, 1916. The call out today convenes the assembly January 11. Should all of the business before the legi lature be completed before February 23, 1916, and no new matters arise, a few of the members will gather here on that day and formally adjourn the assembly sine die. Marion Leader.
L. Y. Sherman, of Ill., for the President on the Republican ticket for 1916 is the Slogan. He will be able to unite all factions.
Illinois is the Pivotal state and has no party factions but will unite all on Shermann. Illinois and the middle west will be for Sherman.
The negroes can support him without any grease to swallow him down.
The Negroes of Metropolis and Massac County should do something worth recording 1916.
They should organize a Bookes Washington Memorial Society and a Negro Business League Association and a Woman's Auxiliary Association like the other live cities and towns. What say you, Fellows?
We received from Zion Traveller Baptist church, Md. City in Dec $3.00. $2.00 back dues and $1.00 donation to Ex. Board.
The same has been passed to their credit and applied on balance of printing the 1915 Proceedings.
This is 1916, and all persons knowing themselves indebted to this office can loosen up the financial tension by sending in what you owe us by return mail. Now is the time to re-love us. Don't wait for us to send you a statement, be honest just for once, as any rate.
No morpheme or optimum in Dr. Miller's PAD
Pizza. Give All Pain. "One coat at a time."
THE AMBER BEADS
She was prescription clerk in a cut-
rate drug store. Besidés that, she had
& creamy, fair complexion and light-
‘brown cyes, shaded, it is true, by a
pair of rimless, gold-bowed spectacles.
But that was because the light in the
pharmacy of the cut-rate drug store
‘was not’ of the best and there were
many prescriptions to fill.
He had met her at the school where
they make young men and- here and
there a young woman into druggists,
so they both had their diplomas and
would some time have a little drug
store of their own, and they would
not havé to keep a clerk, because, no
matter what happened, Alice—that
was her name—could manage to tend
store for a few hours a day. You
kmow there is a regulation that says
that every drug store must have a
graduate pharmacist, in constant at-
tendance during the day and part of
the night to put up prescriptions.
Of course one man cannot be at
the post all of the time. Alice and
Paul—that was the toothpowder
agent's name—bad it all arranged that
they could save meney from the first,
for since she was a registered pharma-
cist she could substitute in the store
for the few hours that Paul would need
to take off. Oh, yes, they were very
matter of fact and businesslike about
it and had talked over their plans for
the future quite frankly.
In the meantime Paul was vending
toothpowder, trying to save enough
money to buy his own little drug store
and by careful skimping, with what
savings Alice could add, it would take
two years before this purchase could
be made, A long time, you think?
*Yes, but if you had seen the steady,
soft light in Allce’s bespectacled eyes
and the lovely blush that came into
her creamy, pale cheeks when those
eyes met Paul’s, you wouldn't have
‘wondered that he was willing to wait.
Moreover, to Alice and Paul, marriage
‘was, besides being a beautiful adven-
ture and the one and only romance,
something of a business undertaking
as well.
‘And there was no reason whatever
to be rash and hasty about it. Still,
at times when Paul was on the road
with his suitcase full of samples and
work grew very heavy at the cut-rate
drug store Alice's brown eyes grew
moist and she had to take off the gold-
bowed spectacles and wipe away the
tears, tears not of discontent, but just
of loneliness and a little impatience.
For Alice’s mind was full of imagining
their wee hqme—it would probably be
a little flat over the drug store to
begin: with—and two nights a week
she was taking cooking lessons at the
¥. W. C. A. so that she would be able
to concoct puddings as well as plas-
ters. And Paul sometimes snarled a
little at the necessity that made him
wait so long, and when sales were not
a8 good as usual—that meant smaller
commissions for hin—he would write
letter of impatience to Alice.
‘One particularly lovely autumn day
Paul sauntered into the cut-rate drug
store. He had unexpectedly come to
town and he wanted to surprise Alice.
Alice dropped the test tube she was
holding when she heard his voice, and,
slipping out of her all-enveloping linen
apron, ran out to the counter outside.
“ve had a hurry call to New York,
Allee,” he told her, “and I've only a
few minutes between trains. But I
stopped over to see you. And, say,
Alice, I've had a specially good run of
Juck. That new patent cap top on the
powder makes a big hit. And I am go-
ing to be extravagant. I want to get
you something from the big city. I
ean't afford the engagement ring I
ought to have got you, but tell me
what piece of jewelry that doesn’t cost
180. tery much—say ten or fifteen dol-
Jars—you would most like,”
Allce clasped her hands before her
and thought for a second.
. “A string of amber beads,” she sald
_ut last. “I have always wanted. them.”
“+ Paul's: face. showed hts disappoint-
ment... Somehow he had always asso-
elated amber beads with the fact that
Some old woman he had known about
wore them around their necks to ward
off chills and fever. If Alice had said
@ gold-tink bracelet, with a heart-
shaped padlock and a key, he would
have been entirely satistied with her
ARhmice;: But Alice stuck to; her, plea
/ £, amber beads, “I love: the solor. of
sber’ 80,” she'sdid,, “tind all my life
Phave:dreamed of having them some
In ten days Paul returned one morn-
“dag, and, going:atraight to the cut-rate
‘store,,found Alice and gave her
“beads. Again there was short com-
2 ‘between trains, and in a few
minutes he was off again. “I don't
really like those beads,” he sald, “and
I can take them back and get the
mon, you say so. I'll tell you
“¥Ankly that they cost twelve dollars.
of ‘at a pawnshop I happened
» I tried to jew the man
ite ist Bin win tne Med ono noes
off with his suitcase full of samples
for the next train.
At noon that day Alice hurried
her sandwich and hot chocolate,
hastily taken at the fountain counter
ot the cut-rate drug store, and with
her beads in her hand she went to a
neighboring jeweler—not the best in
town, but one who was reliable.
“I am pretty sure they are real am-
ber,” she said, “still if it would not
be too great a favor may I ask you to
examine them and tell me what I
should have paid for them?” The
Jeweler looked at the beads, but ap-
parently shared none of the joy in
their golden radiance that Alice’s eyes
indicated.
“Where did you get them, may I
ask?”
“Oh, not in town. It was in some
pawnshop in New York. I suppose we
should have known better than to
trust such a place. But they were so
bright and pretty I thought they were
real amber.”
‘The jeweler eyed her narrowly.
“Your idea is to sell them?” he asked.
“No, I just wanted to see what they
are worth. I thought you would tell
me.”
‘The jeweler lowered his voice. “I
can’t tell you just the maximum price
that you might be able to get for them,
Of course in Hurope they would pay
more, but traveling is dangerous. 1
would be willing personally to pay
you five thousand dollars for them,
perhaps a little (nore. Of course, if
you went to New York you might get
more, but then there would be the
risk, and you might find a dishonest
dealer.”
Alice thanked the jeweler and fairly
staggered out of the store, clasping
her precious beads in her hand. Sho
hardly knew whether the man had
been teasing her, making fun of her
glass beads, or whether she had been
insane, or at least dreaming. She
made her way to the most conserva-
tive and most expensive jeweler in
town, unmindful that the clock on the
corner pointed five minutes te the
time that she ought to be back at the
prescription counter.
‘Ten minutes later she was in the
darkened examination room with two
Jewel experts. She seemed to come to
a full realization of the situation when
she heard one of'them explaining: “If
you will look through this bead you
will see the first letter. Now hold
this bead up te the light and see the
next letter—marvelous, marvelous. I
‘need no further proof. ‘They are royal
amber, one of a few strings of beads
that Louis XV had made for his favor-
ites. They are found only in the larg-
ee museums now. Perhaps the full
value of this string has fot been
known for a hundred years or more. 1
will be willing to let you have six
thousand dollars for the beads. Of
course in Europe they might fetch
more. If you wish to accept my offer
we will have the check sent to your
bank tomorrow or give it to you per-
sonally. Of course, in making such a
Jarge transaction we have to go
through the form of consulting the
treasurer of the concern. He is out
at luncheon at present.”
Somehow Alice got back to her post.
She was 15 minutes late—unheard-ot
breach of office regulations—but sho
did not explain. That afternoon she
sent a telegram to Paul asking him to
return at once to hear the good news.
And that is why Alice and Pau
didn’t have to wait two years. In fact,
they waited only long enough to find
just the coziest little drug store for
$5,000 that you could imagine. And
tho amber beads—when they have
been restrung and properly mounted—
will be on exhibition in one of the big
museums, although to any but an ex-
pert they look much like any other
string of amber beads.
(Copyright, 15, vy the Mochur Newspa
‘per Syndicate.)
Prevarication Hard to Beat,
‘Tho two commercial trayelers were
boasting to each other of the morits
of the respective fireproof safes for
which they were agents. ,“J guess,”
said tho first, “that we've given our
safe ‘some’ test, and J reckon that our
best trial was when wo heaped up a
‘collection of/.combustibles round tt
which took a week to burn out. “ Ins
‘sida the safe was a little dog provided
with food and water, At the end of
tho week we raked away the embers
and opened the:door of the safe which
had been in the middle of that blazing
Soasty, for a-wosk: Ov! semped the
little dog, well and happy, wagging
his tail with delight.” , “Yours is a
ood safe,” salt tho other, “butt
fsnitin.the same block with ours. We
adopted. the same test precisely, and
when We'd raked away the embers and
come\to the safo at last we opened
the door and our little dog—" He
paused dramatically. “Was dead,” in-
terrupted his rival, “Yes, sir,” was
the reply. “You've hit it. Frozen
to death!”
Titan Auetaitinihia. Ceduna
“I'm glad I was married in June
instead of October,” said the bride.
“why?” :
“Because if we'd married in October
we'd have scrapped over whether or
not we were going to spend Thanks-
giving with my people, and then our
honeymoon wouldn't have lasted a
month.”
ieee ’
Net Interested.
“Who was it,” inquired the student,
“that said ‘after me, the deluge?!"
Edema Bitar em Pa
ficial person. “I never did pay mi
attention to weather prophets.”
Fitting Food. ;
“Great Seott, Maria, 1 told you to
give me some suitable food, and I'll
swear every dish on this table is
something pickled.” /
“Well, so are you.”
METROPOLIS WEEKLY GAZETTE, METROPOLIS, ILL.
AFRO-AMERICAN CULLINGS
Washington's own contribution te
the work at Tuskegee was first the
plan, then the finding of money to sus
tain it. He had the address and. the
kind of persistency which win money
from the rich for beneficent purposes.
. He was perhaps the most successful
solicitor of funds the country has ever
known. For more than twenty years
he has ranged up and down the coun-
Sy setting forth his purposes at Tus
‘kegee, exploiting the ‘effects of his
work, and through these appeals win:
ning financial support. The great es
tablishment at Tuskegee, now liberally
“endowed, fs a monument to his indus
try, his powers of exposition, and of
his absolute devotion to a great cause.
| ‘Ten years ago or more Mr. Andrew
Carnegie made direct provision of a
| fund of $100,000 for Washington's per.
Sonal benefit, At the time it was pre-
dicted that being thus removed from
the possibilities of individual necessity
Washington's energies in behalf of
‘Tuskegee would suffer a decline. But
‘Rot so. Up to the day of his death he
‘gave to the institute the same un-
-“Wearying devotion that he had given
it in his own days of poverty,
/_ It is not too much to say of Booker
‘Washington that the example of his
‘Tuskegee school affected profoundly
‘the educational fashion of the country.
‘Twenty years ago a distinguished man
‘wrote to a famous college president
asking if he knew where a white boy
“might get precisely the training afford-
ed to colored youth at Tuskegee. ‘The
inquiry startled the educational world
in the sense that it exhibited the prac-
‘tical deficiencies of our system. The
effect of it was to stimulate the indus.
trial and vocational idea throughout
the country.
Because of a late ruling of the coun:
ty court at Tulsa, Okia,-n which the
owner of an oil lease is forced to turr
over to the lessee the royalty ofl in
stead of its equivalent, Sarah Rector
one of the very rich, if not the richest
Negro girl in Oklahoma and probably
fn all the world, now is recelving tn
royalties $2,000 more a month than
formerly.
According to this ruling her guar
dian, J. T. Porter, ts permitted to sel
this royalty ofl in the open market
at the highest price available, and has
entered into a contract with an. of
company to buy ft at ten cents
premium a barrel, the market price
being 80 cents, the price at which she
was compelled to sell before this de
cision was rendered.
This girl, who was born in poverty
and fgnorance, suddenly became very
wealthy when about ten years of age.
Like all other Negro children of freed.
man parents living in the Creek na.
tion, she Inherited the right to choose
‘or have chosen for her 160 acres of
‘Creek land.
Her land was leased to off pros
pectors, and when developed became
exceedingly valuable,
It is said the least now produces
160,000 barrels a month, one-eighth of
which is het royalty. This amount.
at 90 cents # barrel, brings her $18,000
‘a month.
As several independent refineries
are in the market to buy oil at a
premium it is probable many other
guardidns will take advantage of
| Judge Campbell's ruling.
It is estimated that the churches in
‘the United States spent on Negro edu.
cation during 1912-13 $2,000,000. ‘The
Methodist*Episcopal church leads the
OO
Whenever all the colored people of a
community “inite earnestly in asking
and working sanely and wisely for a
needed improvement, whether it is a
better schoolhouse, a manual training
or cooking equipment, better teachers,
better saititation, or anything else
worth while, they usually get it. Seores
of delegates gt te recent third. an-
nual mesting of the Negro Organiza
tion society, which was held in Peters:
burg, Va., testified to this truth.
Maj. R. R. Moton, commandant at
Hamptow snatitute and president of the
society, safd, im part:
“The movement among colored peo-
ple for better schools, better homes
better health, better: farms, seems to
have made an irresistible appeal to all
the people of thé. state. ~ Religious,
benevolent, secret, and edacational or
ganizationg Of every character have
igined in this movement. Leaditig
‘white people, including the officials of
the Virginia boards of health, educa
tion and of charities and’ correction,
have been most cordial in their gup-
port.
“The state-wide campaign for éledn
premisés, clean homes and clean lives
| Last year the new wealth produced
on American farms was officially
placed at about ten billion dollars,
This year it will be nearer elaven bil-
‘ion doviars:thai ‘ten billion dollars.
After three years of work a gov-
ernment committee has recommended
a uniform system of weights and
measures for all India,
Honey and wax to the value of more
than six million dollars are produced
annually in the United States.
denominations in the amount of money
given. ‘This church gave for the year
$412,203, ‘The Congregational church
(through the American Missionary so-
ciety) leads in the matter of perma-
nent endowment for work among Ne-
groes,
A report says: “As typical chureh
organizations doing extensive work
among Negroes, the following are
given: The Congregational church
has 65 schools, 12,097 students, and a
permanent endowment of over $2,000,
000. ‘The Methodist Episcopal church
had 22 schools, with 6,588 students,
and it has about $1,500,000 invested in
school plants. The American Baptist
home mission board has 24 schools,
7,851 students, and about $1,260,000
invested in school plants. The Pres-
dyterian board of missions for freed-
men has 136 schools (112 of them
given as elementary), 16,427 students,
and not quite $1,000,000 invested in
school plants.”
Another report concerning denom!-
national education for Negroes closes
by saying: “The secretaries of the
various church boards at their semi-
annual meeting in Washington, D. C.,
February 2, laid definite plans for the
future in the following -particulars:
As far as possible there would be in
the future no duplication between pri-
vate and public schools; the various
Negro schools would be standardized;
and the denominations would act in
concert in preventing schools under
different denomitational control from
occupying the same territory.”
| J. M. Gandy, president of the State
Novmal school at Petersburg, who is
the executive secretary of the Negro
‘Organization society, reported that: in
‘one year over 5,000 people had been
addressed on subjects relating to
community improvements; 502 school
terms had been lengthened; 604 school
leagues had been reached; $340 had
been given to five schools, and that
these small gifts had inspirited the
‘people to raise thousands upon thou-
sands ofollars for their own schools.
"Tr, C. Erwin of Petersburg, the s0-
clety’s fleld agent, reported that ‘347
organizations and 643 individuals bad
become members of the Negro Organt-
vation society. Professor Erwin has
been at work in 38 Virginia counties.
‘He has carried a message of new hope
through organization to thousands of
men and women. He has reached
school improvement leagues in 19
counties and has aroused the people
to the necessity of practicing self.
help and working out a constructive
plan.
Several hundred delegates attended
the annual meeting and heard ad-
dresses by Mayor Cabaniss and Prof.
James E. Shields of Petersburg; Rev.
Dr. L. L. Downing, Roanoke; Prot.
S.C. Atkins, Winston-Salem, 'N. C.;
W. T. B. William, Hampton institute;
J. H. Binford, Jackson Davis, Ennion
G. Williams, R. C, Stearnes and Miss
Agnes D. Randolph of Richmond;
‘Principal E. A. Long of Christians-
burg, Dr. W. B. Atkins and Mrs, Janie
Porter Barret of Hampten, and many
other white and colored speakers, who
are experts in community improve
Gad
‘Sediment carried tosea by the Ama-
zon river can be detected 100 miles
from the coast.
Extensive work has been begun to
prove definitely whether petroleum
can be found in South America.
aan
has received help and support that was
little dreamed of. The two races have
been brought together on the ground of
common needs of humanity. We have
given white people a chance which
they have long desired—a chance to
help the Negro without compromise or
embarrassment. They have met us
more than half way.
“[ am most anxious that we shall
continue to be sane and wise in what
we do and say, and not be swept off
our feet by those who feel that the
great problems of humanity can be
solved by abusing those with whom
we do not agree.”
Reports from delegates, including
many women, showed clearly that hun-
dreds of rural communities are waking
uh to the possibility of making genuine
whet by having people work to-
gether for commcn economic and s0-
cial interests, regardless of religious
or fraternal affiliations. Ideas gathered
at preceding meetings have been car-
tied to distant rural districts, and have
heen the moans of emancipating thou
sands, from the bonds of poor health,
inferior schools and unattractive
hoines and churches,
‘The world’s principal jade mine is
in Burma, where the privilege of min-
ing the stone has been in possession
of one Indian tribe for many genera-
tions.
Europe has about three and one
half times the telegraph trattic, nearly
‘twice the first-class mail traffle, but
‘only two-fifths the telephone trafic
of tho United States,
Highty per cent of Cuba's shoes
come from the United States.
BEAT THE BILL COLLECTORS
Physician Had a Method of His Own,
and It Proved in the Highest
Degree Effective.
“Several years ago,” said a New
York physician, “there was a physi
cian in this city, dead now, whose
greater fame was as a chemist, but
ho bad a fine medical practice. Like
‘4 good many others who have money
to pay bills with, the doctor was ex:
tremely slow pay, and collectors had
hard times getting to him, Invariabiy
when one called, the man at the.door
would ask if ho wished to see the doc-
tor professionally, ant it the caller
said hoe did not he was assured the
doctor was not in,
“Finally one of them went at it
right and when the men at the door
asked if he wished to see the dgctor
professionally he said he did, and was
politely passed into the waiting room,
| ‘A dozen more patients were ahead of
him, but he was inside at last and
on bis way to the doctor, and he
“waited patiently. When he reached
‘the doctor and said he had come with
'p Dill there was a great row at once,
‘and the doctor indignantly berated
him, However, being honest enough,
he paid the bill.
“The collector didn't care, so long
as he got the money, and straightway
told how he had done it. Then an-
other one tried it and was successful,
‘but no more were. ‘The third colleo-
tor got in with « bill for about $15,
“but ho didn't get out with that amount
The doctor charged him $10 for his
‘professional call and handed him over
‘the balance, One or two others were
‘treated the same way on thelr profes
sionai visits and the word soon got
around among the collectors, with the
result that the professional calls were
abandoned. After which collections
were made any way they could be
made except that way.
‘The Defective Raby.
At a time when politicians and gem
eras have to decide almost every day
whether to purchase 4 trench or @ hill
‘at the cost of so many human lives, the
death of a helpless baby has set @
whole nation taiking) This happens
to be a nation which cannot boast
‘that it cares supremely about tts “ba-
bies, for hundreds of’ thousands ot
them die every year of preventable
causes, They die of tenements which
could be ventilated, of milk that could
be kept clean, of neglect that could
Ye remedied. They die because their
fathers are underpaid, because their
mothers are overworked; they are run
‘over on city streets because there
are insufficient playgrounds; they are
infected by dirt diseases; they are
starved. Given a chance in life mont
of them would become happy and use:
fal. They are refused that elitince be-
cause publfe pinion ts too indolent,
‘because many Inndlords and business
‘men are too greedy, because poll
‘ticlans are coward'y and ignorant.
Every year hordes ¢f fine human bo-
Ings are condemned to death because
it costs too muth to save them, But
tho refusal to keep alive @ deformed
idiot bas become a moral insue
‘throughout the uation.—From the New
Republic. .
i. Puns on Tombstones.
| The punster is irrepressible; he
‘ren indites his jokes on tombstones.
An epitaph in Whitham Abbey fn
forms us that Sir James Pullerton
‘died “fuller of faith than of fears
‘fuller of resolutions than of pains
fuller of houour than of days.”
‘There ts another of Daniel ‘Tears:
“Though strange, yet true, full. sev
enty years was his wife happy with
‘her Tears.”
This was written of an organist:
“Here les one blown out of breath.
who lived a merry jife, and died s
“Meredith.”
"Another says: “Here lies Thomas
‘Huddlestone; reader, don't smile, but
Teflect ‘aa’ this tombstone you view.
that Death, who killed him, in a vbry
short whilo will huddle @ stone upon
you.” &
tae Ee Oteaneee a Wek:
Austria ‘has discovered a scientific
use for prisoners of war, Doctor Boek,
professor of antzropology andwethnol-
ogy at the University of Vienna, has
been granted the sum of $800 by_the
government to conduct anthropological
researches among the captives of Aus-
trian arms. Ho will miéasare thelr
skulls, tabulate the color, of hair and
eyes, collect data asto dialect and
otherwise subject these human ‘spect-
mens to the selentifle “onepover”
many times repeated. ‘The good doc-
tor is said to be wildly enthusiastic
over the prospect of #0 large and va.
ried a collection of human material
for his investigation.
ae Mere
“Tired Hunter” Was « Corpse.
When H. L, Burr went to his grist
mill, near Ball’s Mills, he found jean-
ing against the door what he at first
supposed was'a tired hunter who had
Mopped go rest,
When he came closer he found it
was the body of Hi, Franklin Spotts,
who had by all indications placed. the
muzzle of a shotgan in his mouth and
‘yallod the trigger with his foot, blow.
{ing out his brains.—Williamsport (Pa.)
Dispatch Philadelphia Inquirer.
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This is the first known specimen of
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phenomenon by saying that the duck
was fat and that the water, alkali and
hot sun simply made soap of that por,
tion of the duck that was susceptible
‘of being so transformed.
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LORD READING TELLS STORY
Former English College Athlete Is Reminded of Fact That Dardanelles Are Very Narrow.
Lord Reading said at a luncheon in New York:
"The allies' loan promises to be as plethoric as my friend Heron-Plume, who recently enlisted.
"Heron-Plume had bowled for Rugby and pulled stroke for Oxford in the dear dead days beyond recall, but he went out of training afterward, and when he appeared at the club in khaki a few months ago he certainly made an imposing figure. Chest 84 inches, you know, but a little low down.
"Where are you going to fight, Heron-Plume?" I asked, as my huge friend sank puffing into a chair and unfastened a couple of buttons at the —er—breast of his tunic.
"But, Heron-Plume,' said another man, 'don't you know the Dardanelles are frightfully narrow?"
No. Not Fallen Pedestrians
They were out in their Rattier car and had had several breakdowns. As hubby got out his repair kit for the fifth time wife remarked:
"Pity we didn't bring a squirrel 'along.'"
"What for—a mascot?"
"No," she replied; "it could run behind and pick up the nuts."
A Premonition.
"I think I'll take out that life insurance. It will come in very handy for my wife at this time."
"Well, insurance is a fine thing, but you're good for forty years yet."
"I don't know. I have a foreboding that the agent is going to talk me to death."
His Only Preventive
Artist (to model he has just picked up in the street)—A man I had up here the other day stole two pounds when my back was turned. Would you do a thing like that? Model—Oh, no, sir, I haven't the speed—London Punch.
Vanished Value.
"You can't get something for nothing," said the ready-made philosopher.
"Somebody did," exclaimed Mr. Chuggins. "The automobile I bought say before yesterday wouldn't bring half its price if I sold it today."
92
"I have always said there should be no money in politics."
"Yes; everybody knows of your strong effort to get it all out/"
Creating "Atmosphere,"
"I judge this is going to be a problem play."
"What makes you think so?"
"During every pause in the dialogue the hero drinks a highball and lights a fresh cigarette."
You and Grump seem to get along
pretty well.
"Get. You see, he never borrows
nothing but trouble, and that's all I
ever have to lend."
Morel: Don't Get. Found Out.
Dix-I never knew a rogue yet who
wash't unhappy.
won't unhappy.
Dix—Of course not. It's the rogues
who are not known who are the happy
ones.
And Gajole the Cream.
She—I believe in always using gentle methods.
He—Always? Then I suppose instead of beating eggs you coax 'em into a froth—what?
HER REMARKS WERE OMINOUS
New Englander Told by Prospective
Wife She is Going to "Start"
With Young Minister.
A New England man tells of a man in Westfield, Mass, who had been married four times and been so unfortunate as to lose all his wives. Such a matter of course had this man's weddings come to be in Westfield that when, after a year of widowerhood, he announced his fifth engagement, one of the neighbors said:
"Richard, I suppose getting married comes pretty natural to you by this time, doesn't it?"
"Well," said Richard, after due reflection, "this fifth marriage ain't going to seem so natural. Old Parson Begg's off on a trip to Europe and he's never failed to tie the knot for me.
"I said to Mary that I didn't think it would feel like a wedding without Parson Begg; but she said that it was her turn to choose, and that she meant to start out with that young minister that just came to town and that if he did well she guessed she'd stick to him. She didn't explain what she meant, but it sounded kinder ominous to me."
Somewhat Dubious
"So your native town is having an 'old home week.'"
"Yes," replied the prominent capitalist, "but I don't think I will take part in the festivities."
"Why not?"
"I'm not quite certain whether my old friends and neighbors look on me as simply a successful business man or a malefactor of great wealth."
REBUKED.
Office Kid—Aw, I wasn't makin' much noise.
Stenog—You were, too. The boss was explaining to his wife over the telephone and I couldn't hear a word he said.
Overdid His Plea.
"Yes, sir," said the tramp. "I've made a lot of money in my time. The trouble was that I didn't know enough to hang on to it. Could you let me have a dollar?" "No, my friend," replied the stranger. "I couldn't, after the lesson you've just taught me to hang on to mine."—Detroit Free Press.
Possible Explanation
Author—I invariably eat a raw onion every morning before taking up my pen.
Young Lady—Indeed! Then I suppose that accounts for it.
Author—Accounts for what?
Young Lady—The fact that I fall asleep every time I attempt to read one of your stories.
His Stock in Trade.
"Why do you smile?" asked the indignant mourner of a stranger at a funeral.
"Pardon me," replied the stranger, "but no disrespect was meant, I assure you. I'm a hotel clerk and the smile is chronic."
Scattered Around.
"Nutting parties are the thing now in suburban circles. You hunt for nuts on the lawn."
"But suppose you don't find any nuts on the lawn?"
"Oh, you are sure to find them. They are provided liberally by the hostess."
Two' Points of View.
Mrs. Newpop—Mrs. Stringer is the most candid woman of my acquaintance. Why, she frankly admitted that her baby is not as smart as ours.
Newpow-Candid, fiddtsticks! That woman is a base hypocrite.
Weary of That.
"Understand me, I am always willing to give to charity."
"Yes, sir."
"But I'm getting tired of having charity come to me with the smell of liquor on his breath."
His One Hope.
"I suppose you have high ambitions for your boy?"
"Well, I wouldn't say that exactly, but I do hope that he won't turn out to be the male assistant to a female dancing teacher."
No Mortgage There.
"I have found out that the Gaddys do not own their house."
"How did you find it out?"
"Why, they haven't bought an automobile yet, have they?"
All Threadbare
Bill Collector—See here, this bill I've been bringing here so often is getting worn out and so is my patience. Debtor—Well, your welcome has been worn out long ago.
METROPOLIS WEEKLY GAZETTE. METROPOLIS. ILL
FAMOUS OLD CABIN
Early Home of President of the United States.
North Bend, Ohio. Is Known In His
history as Having Contained the Res-
The home of Gen. William Henry Harrison, at North Bend, which he maintained all through the years of his public services, and to which he retired when in private life, was really in part a log cabin. One who was a guest there in 1846 describes it as a long, rambling structure, part two stories in height, but mostly with one story, with the wide front facing the Ohio river, from which it stood back about three hundred yards.
There were nine rooms in all on the ground floor, says the Columbus Dispatch, and one of these—a large one—was the log portion, it evidently having been originally a log cabin standing by itself, to the owner had built additions to it as need was felt and means permitted, until he had quite a pretentious country residence. The whole of the exterior had been covered with clapboards—sawed boards being too expensive in those days—and the clapboards were painted white. Seen from the river at the bend, it is said to have presented a very beautiful aspect, the white building in its setting of green in summer being particularly striking.
In this log cabin portion of his residence General Harrison often entertained companies of friends, and elder was the beverage used at these dinners. This hospitality was famous just prior to the presidential campaign in which he led the Whigs, and the contest became known in political circles as the log cabin and hard cider campaign.
After the death of President Harrison, Mrs. Harrison returned to the old home at North Bend, and there spent the rest of her life. General Harrison owned a large farm, and it was managed by his son-in-law, W. H. H. Taylor.
Mrs. Harrison, who was a daughter of Judge J. C. Symmes, and was born in New Jersey, lived to be eighty-nine years old, her death occurring in 1864, near the close of the Civil war. Her body lies buried beside that of her distinguished husband in the soil of the old farm, where in all probability a suitable monument will soon be erected by the joint efforts of the nation and the state of Ohio.
NOTHING DOING
PM SO LONESOME!
WATCH ME FLURT WITH ME!
HELLO, LITTLE ONE, GIVEN US A KISS
SIR!
I DON'T KISS STRANGERS
YES?
AND BESIDES
HALP!
IT'S TOO PUBLIC HERE ANYWAY
"Gadden is not like some married men."
"..."
"I hope not. She appears to be a refined little woman."
FOR FUN IN LODGE ROOM
Electric "Goat" Has Been Devised to Furnish Amusement to Members Inclined to Levity.
An electric "goat" for lodgerooms receives the second prize in the Electrical Experimenter's monthly competition. Its inventor is C. F. Conant, who describes it as follows:
Furniture
by wwr
Drive four small wire brads (a) into the under side of chair seat, letting just the points appear on the upper side of seat. With a fine nail set drive them back so that they remain just below the surface. Fasten a small induction coil (c) and a battery (b) under the seat, soldering the secondary wires (f) to the ends of the brads (a). The parts of the switch (d) can be made from small strips of brass or copper, and screwed to the back of chair, as shown.
Run the wires (e) down the back of chair to coil and battery, keeping them out of sight as much as possible. The switch (d) is concealed by a pad or drape of some kind thrown over the back of the chair, as aforementioned, and the chair is ready for the first victim. When said victim leans back against the switch (d), closing the battery circuit with the coil (e), the fireworks begin. The coil may be a one-fourth to one-half-inch spark coil, and it is well to cover over the bottom and legs of the chair with cloth, etc.
TO LIGHT MATCH IN WIND
Not Such a Difficult Matter If One Knows the Right Way to Go About It.
To light a match in a stiff wind is very easy if the wood part back of
the prepared end is cut and turned up about it before striking the match, writes E. K. Marshall of Oak Park. Ill., to
is cut and turned up about it before striking the match, writes E. K. Marshall of Oak Park, Ill., to Popular Mechanics. The curled up shavings about the striker will catch fire easily and hold a flame, where in the ordinary way it is easily blown out when the composition of the striker has burned up.
New Zealand Victoria Cross.
New Zealand has its own Victoria Cross—one of the rarest medals ever awarded "for Valor." This cross is very similar to the one so much coveted by the officers and men of the British army and navy. The center, however, bears the wording "New Zealand," instead of "For Valor," and has no lion. This medal was instituted in 1869 by the governor of New Zealand, Sir G. F. Bowen. He exceeded his authority in doing so, but Queen Victoria signed the necessary order for the medals, adding a note, however, that it was not to be taken as a precedent. Altogether only 19 of these crosses were awarded.
Kindly Consideration.
"What is your objection to me for a son-in-law?" asked the energetic young man.
"I don't object to you," replied Mr. Cumrox. "If I seem kind of diffident when you are around, it's because I like you. I'm just wondering how it's going to be when mother and the girls quit welcoming you as a distinguished visitor and begin to treat you like one of the family."
"Charley, dear," said young Mrs. Torkins, "I'm so glad that you have gone in for marksmanship instead of horse races. It's much more patriotic."
"What're you talking about now?"
"Your recreations. You don't know how pleased I was to hear you say that hereafter you weren't going to bet on anything but long shots."
Essential Endeavor
"Do you think there is any way of bringing your constituents around to your way of thinking?"
"My way of thinking hasn't anything to do with it," replied Senator Sorghum. "My job is to keep up with their way of thinking and see if I can change my mind every time the majority change theirs."
Rehuffed.
"I hope you are prepared to discount the foibles of humanity and look for the good beneath the surface," remarked the altruist.
"Oh, yes," replied the man whose curiosity is never satisfied, "but every time I ask people a few simple questions they act as if they thought it was none of my business."
.Explained.
"Women step off a street car and apparently pay no attention to where they are going," growled the cynical observer.
"You are wrong, my friend," answered his fellow strap-hanger. "As a matter of fact, they are thinking so hard about the places they are going to that they forget where they are."
"Doubling Up."
"The Twobblers say they are lying very simply now."
"Oh, they have merely reduced the number of their servants." "But it must be so. Why, I've actually seen their chauffeur raking leaves on the lawn."
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Oats averaged in 1915 or Barley averaged in 1915
Prices are high, markets convenient, proved or otherwise, ranging from $ lands are plentiful and not far from schools and churches. The climate is
There is no war tax on land, nor is the mation as to best locations for settlement, re pamphlet, address Superintendent Immigration
G. A. Cook, 2012 Main St., Kansas City, Mo.; C. J.
Canadian Gover
we grain for feed, 20% more cattle than
igs. The war market in Europe needs
it crop, it is marvelous and a monument of strength
upon, exceeding the most optimistic predictions."
in 1915 over 25 bushels per acre
in 1915 over 45 bushels per acre
in 1915 over 40 bushels per acre
convenient, excellent land, low in price either im-
mig from $12 to $30 per acre. Free homestead
far from railway lines and convenient to good
climate is healthful.
nor is there any conscription. For complete infor-
mement, reduced railroad rates and descriptive illustrated
at Immigration, Ottawa, or
y, Mo.; C. J. Broughton, Room 412, 112 W. Adams St., Chicago, Ill.
Canadian Government Agents
wheat, more oats, more grain for feed, 20% more cattle than last year and more hogs. The war market in Europe needs our surplus. As for the wheat crop, it is marvelous and a monument of strength for business confidence to build upon, exceeding the most optimistic predictions."
Wheat averaged in 1915 over 25 bushels per acre
Oats averaged in 1915 over 45 bushels per acre
Barley averaged in 1915 over 40 bushels per acre
Prices are high, markets convenient, excellent land, low in price either improved or otherwise, ranging from $12 to $30 per acre. Free homestead lands are plentiful and not far from railway lines and convenient to good schools and churches. The climate is healthful.
There is no war tax on land, nor is there any conscription. For complete information as to best locations for settlement, reduced railroad rates and descriptive illustrated pamphlets, address Superintendent Immigration, Ottawa, or
G. A. Cook, 2012 Main St., Kansas City, Mo.; C. J. Broughton, Room 412, 112 W. Adams St., Chicago, Ill.
Canadian Government Agents
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Painted Over.
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Please send me full information how I can obtain
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Three Hundred Million Bushel Crop in 1915
County Leads in Mining.
In metal Shasta county has long been in a class by itself, leading all other counties in California for the past eighteen years. The official statistics from 1897—the year when her great sulphide ore bodies were first exploited—to 1914 (last year estimated) credit the county with a total output of $99,144,777, or an average of over $5,508,000 per year.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
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Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoris
Harder. Still.
"Well, have you reached the point where you can assemble a motor car?" asked Mr. Chubson.
"No, indeed," answered Mr. Jobson.
"In fact, I haven't yet reached the point where I can assemble the price."
THIS IS THE AGE OF YOUTH.
You will look ten years younger if you darken your ugly, grizzly, gray hairs by using "La Creole" Hair Dressing—Adv.
The Fiery Year.
The Plymouth Rock—Terrible times.
The Leghorn—Yes; I didn't lay my egg to be an omelet.
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Invention of Cut Glass.
Pressed glass was invented by an amble carpenter of Sandwich, Mass., but in the primitive state of affairs it propitted him little. More than 200 years ago a Bohemian glass-maker conceived the idea of making cut glass. This idea was destined to revolutionize the entire glass industry of the world. The inventor began by making the walls of the article on which he was working thicker than he was wont so that he might cut the glass with a sharp knife into figures as he chose.
Examine Your Own Prejudice
Every one is forward to complaints of the prejudices that mislead other men or parties, as if he were free, and had none of his own. This being objected on all sides, it is agreed that it is a fault and a hindrance to knowledge. What now is the cure? No other but this, that every man should let alone others' prejudices and examine his own. The only way to remove this great cause of ignorance and error out of the world is for every one impartially to examine himself.-Locke
Daily Health Hint
Understand that if you are mentally unified with skinness, old age and death, no amount of desire or affirmation can make you well, young, or long lived. To be healthy, you must be mentally unify with health; to remain young, you must be mentally one with youth, and to live long, you must be mentally unified with life, says Wallace D. Wattles in the Nautilus.
Danger in Pride
No man had ever a point of pride
that was not injurious to him.
Turke.
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Mr, wm King, of Unionville, was in the city Tuesday.
Wm Moore, returned home last week from Trenton, Tenn., where he visited his relatives. His niece Miss Lovey Moore accompanied him home.
Mrs. Dona Tucker, is slightly indisposed this week.
Gus Blakemore is confined to his bed with pneumonia
Orrington and Renfro Cafe's have installed electric piano's in their places to the appreciation of all who frequent their places.
Alvin Parks has again resumed his position as porter on the Str. George Cowling after being compelled to be off a week on account of sickness.
Persons who owe the Gazette would greatly lesson the financial burden of the publishers by remitting at once.
The editor of the Gazette hope to give better service this year. We are going to put on a big advertising proposition soon, we want five agents in every town and community. Write for terms.
We are agents for the Booker T. Washington memorial edition,
The Master Mind of a Child of Slavery and the story of My Life and Work. The latest edition just out from the press. Cloth bindings $1.25. Half leather Library edition $1.75. Give us your orders.
Wanted----100 customers at the Last Chance grocery to buy 3 cans of best tomatoes and corn for 25c.
Ordination Licentiate license blanks at the Gazette office.
Mrs. Pearl Carter of St Louis, Mo., arrived in the city Tuesday to visit her baby and mother.
The funeral of Bro. Chas Hollingworth, was attended Sunday afternoon at 2:00 at the Antioch Baptist church by Rev. Thomas Morris, pastor and Rev. J. B. McCrary.
Silver Crown Lodge No 26, F. & A. M, had charge of the body. Interment in the Masonic Cemetery.
Willis Jones has been indisposed several days but up again.
The high water has cut off travel to and from Brookport, and Belgrade via of lower road, and is still rising at a pace. It appears now that we will have another 1913 rise.
Edgar McCrary was in Brookport Sunday and Monday.
Mrs. Lavada Spurlerk was in Paducah, Friday on business.
Mr. Milton Grooms and Mrs. Georgia Johnson have returned home after spending the ho'ldays in Eddyville, Ky., visiting rela, and friends.
Misses Mossie and Annie Roberts' were in the city Saturday and Sunday.
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Mr. and Mrs. Wm Tidsworth and Eld. Dan Rodgers, of Brookport, were in the city on business Monday.
Rev. J. B McCrary, was in Brookport, Saturday on business
Mrs. Capitula Tinsley, returned to her home in St. Louis, Mo., after visiting her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Tinsley and other relatives.
Mrs. Lillie Towles, has again resumed her position at Renfro's Cafe.
John Perkins one of the Sand Hogs that worked on the bridge here died at the Company's hospital Monday morning after a short illness of pneumonia.
Mrs. Parthenia Dixon, of Paducah, Ky., was in the city Saturday on business.
Miss Leatha Moon, of Brookport, was in the city Saturday and Sunday.
Messrs. Jno. Brooks, George and Edgar McCrary, Mrs. Rosa Simms and Miss Izora Rodgers were in Brookport, last Friday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Ben Maxwell, where they enjoyed a sumptuous two course, New Year Dinner.
Elmer Simms of Brookport, was in the city Sunday to see his best friend.
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"Dark Horse" Fer Republican Presidential Nomination.
NATIONAL DEFENSE PIONEER
Known as Fearless Advocate of Traditional Republican Principles—Alas Recognized as One of Abbot Campers in United States.
Far and away the most interesting phase of the national political situation is the movement that has brought Henry D. Estabrook, of New York and Nebraska, so prominently to the front as a candidate for the Republican presidential nomination. First spoken of as a possibility in connection with the presidency less than six months ago, Mr. Estabrook is today one of the leading candidates, with evidences of strength that are a source of concern to the friends of the other aspirants.
He has made speeches in every important city in the East, Middle West, and Far West, an arduous campaign experience that has put him in good condition to meet the rigorous demands made on the head of a party's national ticket, and his friends in Nebraska and other States have formed Estabrook organizations and are going after nificial delegates in the most vigorous fashion. Impartial observers agree that this development of the Estabrook boom has no parallel in the political history
[Image of a man with a bald head and a serious expression. He is wearing a dark suit with a white shirt and a black tie.]
HENRY D. ESTABROOK
of the last 25 years, and they are beginning to inquire whether the popular demand for new leadership is actually so strong as to give this new man the greatest political prize over which men struggle.
An All Around Big Man.
Estabrook is a big man physically, mentally and politically. Quite six feet in height, erect, rugged, he would be a man of commanding presence in any gathering. His mental attachments are attested by his signal success in the practice of law and by the widespread interest in his overy public utterance on governmental, economic and social problems. He has always been a student and when he discusses a subject he speaks with the authority of one who has mastered it. His conclusions are invariably sound, and, once he has arrived at them, they are proclaimed frankly and fervently, for he is essentially a man with the courage of his convictions.
For instance, he has been one of the most drastic critics of President Wilson and the present Democratic administration, arraugling them for their tariff law which bankrupted the federal treasury and which places the American former, the American manufacturer, and the American laborer at the mercy of foreign competition, and for a foreign policy which has destroyed the respect that the American flag and American citizens once commanded in every quarter of the globe.
A Preparedness Pioneer.
Likewise Mr. Estabrook was the first man prominently before the public to outline a concrete program of national defense, which he presented in an address before the American Bankers' Association September 8th last at Seattle, characterized by the Seattle Times as "one of the most remarkable addresses ever delivered in the Northwest," and he was the first Republican leader to point the way to the reunion and harmonizing of all elements of the party. his "Get-Together" plea before the McKinley Club of Omaha, Nebraska, last October, having attracted widespread attention. From the time Mr. Estabrook opened the Republican National campaign in Chicago in 1836 he has been recognized as one of the ablest campaigners in the United States, and there have been few speakers in greater demand.
The issues in the great contest of 1916, which is to restore the Republican party to the administration of national affairs, will be Protection, Prosperity, and Preparedness, in Mr. Estabrook's judgment, with "Get-Together" as the slogan for Republicans of every shade of opinion. He has been preaching this gospel in all sections of the country, and has met with enthusiastic receptions everywhere he has gone.
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she had answered to the name. But
now she looked at him in surprise.
"Why, I'm three now! I should think
you'd call me 'Threedles.'" she said.
After Dava Darrington lost his voice he used to rap on the trough of his piz pig at feeding time. Then a woodpecker went to live in the piz pig, and the hogs went crazy—'This damnedder.
The Profits of Gardening.
In this unjust world a large part of the profits of a town garden are made by the hardware store.—Atchison Globe.
Thrived on Hot Biscuits.
An Alabama man, ninety-seven years of age, says he has eaten hot biscuits regularly all his life.
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