Sedalia Times

THE SEDAL The Lord Will Change Our Station. Dedicated to Sister Laura Wells. The world of form and changes Is just now so confused, That there is found some danger In everything you use. But this is corsolution, To every bloodwashed child, The Lord will change our station After awhile. CHORUS. After awhile, after awhile The Lord will change our station After awhile. Old Satan tried to throw down Everything that's good, Hed six a way to confound The righteous if he cou d. But thanks to God Almighty, That he cannot beguile. And he will be done fighting After awhile.—Chrus. There are some men and women, That help the Devil on, By cou tantly complaining Of everything that's done. They want to be called Christians, And all their badness hide, But God will open the secret After awhile—Chorus. If the preacher in it is sermon Stand's up to tell the truth, They'll go al out and murmur With slander and abuse; They want the whole arrangement to suit their selfish style, But God will set in judgment Ascra awhile.—Chorus. We know we have too many, Who living in the dark, They have little, it any Of Christian work at heart; But thousands now are swarming, With garments undeiled, And God will head the army, After awhile.—Chorus. Our boasted land and nation, Are plunging in disgrace, Wita pictures of starvation Almost in every place; While plenty of needed money, Remains in hoarded pile, But God will rule this country, After a while.—Chorus. Sang by the Evangelistic Songstors, REV J. W. HURSE, Evangelist AWAY TO LOCATE ANARCHISTS A good way to keep Auarchists out of the country says the "Emporia Gazette is to search every man who lands for consonats. If no has more than three times as many consonats as vowels in his name, dump him into the deep blue sea. MILLINERY Styles the very latest, quantity equal to any, the prices much lower at the Boston 214 Ohio st REMOVAL NOTICE. We have removed our stock of fancy Croes es from 508 north Osage street. to 412 north Osage st., where we now have plenty room tu carry a larger and more complete stock. Call in and see us in our new quarters 0 Sullivan Grocery company SENATOR COCKRELL'S TRIBUNE On of the most expressive tributes that have been paid President McKinley is that of Senator Cockrell's in which he said "I believe that Wm. McKinley as a citizen, as a soldier, as a devoted husband, as a representative in Congress, as President of the United States; the grandes; government on earth, and as a noble Caristain gantleman, is the best exemplar ever produced in the America. BARGAINS IN FALL GOODS. Our large stock of early Fall Goods are aariving daily and we are making now at special bargains. Come in and see them Call A. Guenther's 9-22 A Free Trip to Paris! Rescible person of a mechanical or inventive mind traveling trip to the locations, with good wages and expenses paid, should write No FATELT RECORD, Baltimore, Md. SEDALIA, MISSOURI Saturday, SEPT 20 1901 The big Stock of HOLCOMB'S China, Glass and Silver wear will be Cheap. Numerous other things as cheap to offer you Come and see WHEN YOU WANT GOOD FRESH .CANDY. —GO TO— Loomis Candy Kitchen. 307 OHIC ST 0 On Black Cat stockings commencing Monday September 23 and ending Saturday September 28. A large assortment in regular goods, and the mill ends which we sell at half price are the biggest bargains you ever got in hosiery. THE BOSTON 214 Ohio st 100 TO OUR SUBSCRIBERS We call your attentions to next Tuesday which is the first of the month and there are a large number of our subscribers in and out of the city that owe several months for this paper and others due then. Will you be kind enough to please save out that small amount for us. you help us greatly by paying us what you O/E US. FOR WE NEED IT! YES WE DO THE NEGRO IN THE CENSUS. The tabulation of the population by the census bureau, according to color, has not been completed yet, but the Philadelphia Ledger shows that the work has gone far enough to indicate rather clearly that the country has entertained an erroneous notion about the Negro race in the United States. The impression prevailed that the Negroes were not holding their ground, but were gradually dying out, on account of large infant mortality, lack of sanitary precaution and the deficient stamina that results from a careless and shittless mode of life. From the statistics of States thus far examined it appears, however, that the Negro population in this country in 1901, when the census was taken, was over 9,000,000, or about 11.8 per cent of the total population. In 1800 the proportion was 11.9 per cent. The Negroes inhabit chiefly the S.uth, and while the percentage in relation to the whole population is slightly less, on account of the rapid growth of whites in the North the proportion of Negroes in the South is as large now as it was a decade ago, if not larger, provided the completed census bears out the present estimate. The Gegro seems to be holding his own, and he is the prop and stay of the industrial South. The schemes for the deportation and colonization of Southern Negroes appear to be chimerical, promis- SAGRIFIC The big Stock of China, Glass and Sil We want you one and all to com BEAUTIFUL PARL ng disaster to the Ne- roes, and, if carried out, would paralyze the South. GEORGER SMITH COLLEGE. This college starts out on the new year with bright prosecs. E special interest is manifested in the business department. The new instructors have all arived and are regarded most favorably. They are: Miss McClosky, of Pennsylvania, teacher of history and English. G Archie Gregg, of the state university at Lawrence, Kansas, instructor in mathematics. J W H fman, Ph.D, of North Carolina, professor of science. The interior of the college building is being remodeled. Prof Billups, the well known agent for the school will spend much of his time this autumn in travelling for the school through Missouri, Kansas, Indian territory and Oklahoma. THE PERSONAL SIDE OF ROO3EVELT. President Roosevelt has often been spoken of as a man of strenuous life, on account of his love for exercise and adventure. He is 5 feet 8 inches high, weighs 185 pounds, wears a 16 1-2 collar, a 7 1-4 hat, and number 9 1-2 shoes. He is 42 years old and never cared life insurance nor had a physician attend him. He prefers simple food but has a voracious appetite. He rides horseback uses dumbells, spars, punches the bag, wrestles, walks, mires at a time, hunts big game and romps with the children. He sleeps 8 hours, goes to sleep the minute he is in bed, and does not wake until morning. YOUNG IN YEARS, RICH IN EXPERIENCE. President Roosevelt enters upon the duties of his career with bright hopes, yet there may be many trying incidents. It is difficult to follow a popular man, a person may succeed a very unpopular official, not do half so well and still have better success. Mr Roosevelt is in his 421 year, yet he has had varied experience. He has been governor of the great state of New York. He has had a brief, yet brilliant military career. He has been a close student of public affairs, and is a popular writer and attractive speaker. He has a dash about him the American people admire. He goes at every duty with the same vim that he rides a broncho. He may have some bad luck with the politicians, but his country will bless and the people applaud his public acts, is the prediction the Times wants to make for Theodore Roosevelt, president of the grandest country on God's footstool. QUARTFRLY MEETING. Tayior Chapel, M E church, will hold its second quarterly meeting Sunday, September 29. It earnestly hoped by the pastor and presiding elder that each and every one of their members will attend and as many visiting friends and christians as possible. Quinn Chapel will hold the last quarterly meeting Sunday, September 29. Everybody is invited to attend; The banquet given at the Morgan street Baptist church Wednesday night, complimentary to Rev Hurse and his band of singers, was largely attended and a kg success. E SALE. of HOLCOMB'S iver wear will be Cheap. ne and see the bargains we offer. OR LAMPS.....73c TS. only --- SEE OUR SAMPLES. Of Fine Copper Plate anp Steel Die Engraving Fine Calling Cards, Visiting Cards Business Cards Wedding Cards Society Cards and Professional Cards They are the finest Car and stricly up to date woman ought to have them; business should have them. and you some Engraved car from us at such cheap prices They are the finest Cards that can be put. most stylish and strictly up to date. Every Professional man of woman ought to have them; Every society lady of business should have them. So keep with the Latest and you some Engraved cards from us while you can them from us at such cheap prices. Special Low Price For röo or more, Extra low prices made on small bills, common cards letter heads and Envelopes. Call and see the Times Man. Extra low prices made on small bills, common cards letter heads and Envelopes. Call and see the TIMES MAN. ```markdown ``` A FEW QUESTIONS. The sporting editor has a few questions to ask and among them are: Why it was that Bunt came back from St Louis so suddenly? Why Rufus could not hold out in Kansas City? Why M'ss Lucy S was doing so much crying on North Osage St Tuesday night, and why the two young men didn't take her home? Why it is that one club room must be closed up and the piano playing stopped and two others are allowed to run? Queer, isn't it? Why is it that the poor Negro officer is blamed and cursed because he does his duty? Why did LJ and the stranger take a buggy ride after the the services? Why Dixon and his partner have become good? Why Secti didn't bring those rabbits he promised? There is one man in this office who has doubts about his killing any at any at all. Why "Ya'ler" doesn't buy any more beer at Clifford's? Why James Ellis left Thursday and wouldn't tell where he was going Why it is that all the saloons but two or three were closed last Tuesday? Why Ed Gravitt always broke but never stands back when some one else will pay for the beer? Why Richard Ferguson didn't go to Kansas City with Burkin? Was the railroad fare too high or was it a case of "didn't need you?" ```markdown ``` ```markdown ``` one man is unlucky? Why Bert Stewart goes very near the schoolhouse every morning with Miss M and then meets her every evening at 4 and then walks to Seventh street? Why P F sighed when he handed her the grip as the songsters left Thursday? Why B B keeps the dine he found in the lady's pocket-book Thursday? Why Misses L P and J H said they were going to Kansas City? Did they want their names in the paper? Why is it that some of the older people allow their girls of about 15 years of age to run the streets at night? Why C D and L wanted her so bad Monday? Why G T D and J P are not anxious to return to St Louis? Who the teamster is that when he faces the wind and opens his mouth he stops his team? Why a certain saloon porter doesn't know that three ladies to SELF-PRESERVATION. Answered the Barber's Questions Before Being Shaved. He walked into the downtown barber shop with a conquering air, deposited the small valise which he carried upon the table, hung his hat upon a vacant peg, and greeting the tonsorial artist with a smile, sat down to await his turn. After three or four customers had been disposed of the barber called out "Next!" at the same time nodding pleasantly to the man with the valise, who had looked up from his paper at the call. The man laid down the sheet with careful deliberation, walked over to the table on which his valise was resting, and motioning with his fingers for the barber to step over to his side, soon had taken from the various compartments a mixed collection of barber's aburtenances. He spread them out on the table. Hair dye, bay rum, lavender water, electric hair brushes, cosmetic for the mustache, a dozen different varieties of face powder, oils and soaps. "I don't need anything in the line to-day," said the barber. "I'm busy and can talk to you, but you may leave your card, and I'll remember your firm in future orders." "You mistake me! I am no commercial traveler representing a barber's supply house," replied the man. "I carry these simply to show you that I am fully supplied with everything in the toilet line. Now if you are so busy you can't talk with me, and it's my turn, I'll take a shave. Not too close."—New York Journal. AGAIN-APR'12 DLAIATIMES Subscription Rates. 1 Year.....$1.30 6 Months.....50cs 3 Months.....25ct 1 Month TERM IN ADVANCE Advertising Rates, and Weekly, Monthly, and Quarterly, made known on Applications JOB WOK. ¢fall kind neatly areasonable price W. H CARTER, Editor and Man'ger Mrs W. H CARTER, Editorress Send all Money's by Post-Office, Oders, Express Order to W. H. Carter, Published Every Saturday Evening at The Times office 120 E. Main st. Don't forget quarterly meeting at the M E church Sunday. Hang every "innocent" anarchist in the country and stop the breed. Now that the tent meetings have closed and the songsters have gone the city pastors feel better and hope to have their own churches well filled hereafter. When you buy any goods always go to someone whose advertisement appears in this paper and tell them that you saw it there. Take advantage of the special cheap prices at Cohen & Zuzark's for cheap chinaware, etc. When a man gets anarchist before his name the community in which he lives should invite him to a neck tie party. Carrie Nation, the crank, was given a mighty cool reception in New York the other night when in one of her characteristic speeches she announced that President McKinley ought to have been killed as he was the friend of intemperence, etc., upon which the audience arose and left the hall, cheering for the president, and it looked for a time as if the carping old fool in petticoats would be roughly handled. WALKING GIRLS When girls walk out evenings with the sole purpose of picking up a young man and continuing the walk, it is time to have a curfew law that will include children over 16 in its jutisdiction. The restlessness that comes upon girls upon summer evenings results in lasting trouble unless it is speedily controlled. The right kind of man does not look for a wife on the street's, and the right kind of a girl waits till the man comes to her home for her. The mothers should quit gossiping over the back fence and chase after the girls when they get the boy look in their eyes. Roy W C Williams will leave Wednesday to attend the conference of the A M E church at Kansas City. Rev Williams has been a good and faithful servant, and through his instrumentality the the church has been brought up to its present high standing. He was at all times and all places found working for the success of his charge. He will leave for conference with a record of having been the most successful financial pastor this church has ever had: He commands the respect --- PATENTS GUARANTEED Our fee returned if we fail. Any one sending sketch and description of any invention will promptly receive our opinion free concerning the patentability of same. "How to Obtain a Patent" sent upon request. Patents secured through us advertised for sale at our expense. Patent taken out through us receive special notice, without charge, in THE PATENT RECORD, an illustrated and widely circulated journal, consulted by manufacturers and Investors. of all who know him and loved by each and every one of his members. Should this conference see fit to return him to our midst, Sedalia will gladly welcome him and his family. The law firm of Lviingston & Keely of Jeplin, have been given power of attorney for five or the Pierce City Negroes whose homes were burned during the rioting and who ask to be paid for the damages sustained. The last Negro to give the firm his case was an old man who had lived in that town for more than 20 years, and stated that his house and all his effects were burned while he and his his family were at church. They were not allowed to return to the scene of their home but were immediately driven out of town. In all probability the suit for Damages will be commenced against Lawrence county and the official who failed to do his duty in attempting to disperse tho mob. The attorneys are making special study of the case, and think they have good grounds on which to obtain damages for their clients. There are many Pierce City Negroes in Joplin and the chances are that more names will be added to the list before any of the cases are filed. PERSONAL Uncle Sidney Channels is very ill at his home on East Ham St. Chas Basail, the old reliable M K & T porter was at home this week. D L Stewart spent the week at his home in this city. Mrs Geo W Hawkins was visiting friends Thursday. Engene Burkns got off for Kansas City Thursday by a scratch. A H Hickman, Ben Redmon, Jerry Brown and several others left Wednesday for Wellington, this state, where they will engage in railroad work. William Gray and others are thinking of going Monday. R O Henderson and wife Lagretta signed out with the Harrison Bros minstrels Monday after a few weeks vacation. He will play tuba and act as the leading comedian. Rev G W Dorsey left Thursday evening for a few days visit in Kansas City the guest of Rev Hurse. Rev Hurse and his songsters left Thursday for their home in Kansas City. Rev Steele is at home after a short visit in California this state. Rev Wm Smith of Slater Mo was in the city Thursday and Friday. He left for his home Friday night after subscribing for our paper Lincoln Hightower a popular MK & T porter who has been complaining is now much better Richard Saunders has excepted the agency of the Negro Magazine which is known as The Colored American. PATENTS G Our fee returned if we fail. Any o any invention will promptly receive o ability of same. "How to Obtain a secured through us advertised for sale. Patent taken out through us receive THE PATENT RECORD, an illustrated an by Manufacturers and Investors. Send for sample copy FREE. A VICTOR J. E. (Patent A Evans Building, ```markdown ``` The Late Senator Davis' Appreciation of Their Learning and Ability. "Great lawyers do not come from such places as Hominy Hill," was the remark made by a politician in March, 1855, immediately after the nomination of Senator Gandard for attorney general. "Great lawyers are to be found only in Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Chicago, St. Louis and other cities of considerable size and extensive business interests. They do not come from places like Hominy Hill, which would never be heard of but for the elevation of some obscure man to a position in either house of congress," continued the partisan critic, relates the St. Paul Pioneer Press. This statement was repeated to Senator Davis, of Minnesota, only a few days before the beginning of his fatal illness, and the great lawyer-statesman said: "That is untrue, and it is the language of nonsense. In the first place, Senator Garland is one of the ablest constitutional lawyers that this country has produced in a generation. He was one of the greatest of the southern senators, and he was a great attorney general, too. I have no patience with any such sneers as that at the country lawyer. As a mere matter of fact, many a city lawyer who is supposed by his clients, and by the general public as well as by himself, to be a great lawyer, has gone into the country districts of his state to try a case, where he would have a country lawyer pitted against him, and has learned, sometimes to his disgust, as well as to his surprise, that the country lawyer was a great deal more than a match for him upon every point. "I have had some experience of that sort, as a city lawyer, going out to meet with country lawyers, and I know what I am talking about when I say that some of the ablest legal lights of this country have come from obscure country towns. Of course it is true that in smaller towns, where business is less favorable, the lawyers do not receive large fees, because they are not retained in great cases, involving large amounts of money, but they are none the less studious and interested in their own advancement. Very often it happens that a lawyer who does not make more than $1,000 or $2,000 per annum is busily engaged all the time in the study of law, and becomes so thoroughly informed upon every branch of law, so thoroughly versed in his reading of great precedents, that he is much better equipped for the management of important cases than a city lawyer who is always engaged in practice, and does not have a sufficient amount of time to devote to reading. "For example, one of the greatest jurists the present generation has produced was the late Associate Justice Samuel F. Miller, who, when he was appointed to his position upon the supreme court by President Lincoln, in 1862, was a practicing attorney in the little town of Keokuk, In., at the foot of the Des Moines rapids of the Mississippi river. That is by no means an important city, and was as small a town then as it is now. "During his first administration President Cleveland appointed Bartlett Tripp to be chief justice of the supreme court of the territory of Dakota. I know Mr. Tripp intimately, and I am related to him and I have no hesitancy in saying that he is one of the ablest lawyers in this country. He was splendidly educated in New England, and he spent a number of years in Yankton, S. D., and became very learned in law. "Moreover, I can tell you as a matter of fact, some of the greatest lawyers that have been produced by the eastern states have come from country towns. Pennsylvania and New York have had in their country towns a great many lawyers of superior ability who would very readily and very easily outclass some of the more pretentious lawyers of the cities of New York and Philadelphia. The same may be said of Massachusetts, Connecticut and other New England states. I can tell you at random, and from memory, the names of some of these great country lawyers, and you will readily recognize their names and realize the truth of the statement which I have made. I want to repeat, however, that it makes me indignant to hear such a reflection as that which you have quoted upon the name of Attorney General Garland. He is a splendid lawyer, and in every sense a superior man. "One WASHINGTON, D. Q. BEST ICE CREAM SODA ONLY 5CTS A, Avasino's Try It. A Fine Decorated China Set Of 100 Pieces FREE Yes sir, we each pers o who buys one 50 cigar a ticket, and then a ticket with every 25c worth of Groceries purchased at our store, then after all the cigars have been sold, the one holding the Yes sir, we each person who buys one so cigar a ticket, and then a ticket with every 250 worth of Groceries purchased at our store, then after all the cigars have been sold, the one holding the most tickets gets this handsome set of dishes Free. Remember we sell Groceries and Provision at bottom Cash Prices Marsh & Ried Sunday Dinner is Not Complete Unless you get on of those clagant Beef, Pork or mutton Roasts from us. Our meat is all some killed and is always Fresh and Tender ```markdown ``` Remember we keep on hands a supply of Lard, Steaks, Sausage, Hams, Salt and smoked meats. The West End Market --THE BEST-- HAIR TONIC M Today is th Juste miliau PRICE 25 and 50 Address Daily Steele, 120 East Main street, Sedalia Mo YOUR Moneys Worth CALL AND SEE US. and see for yourself Groceries and Provisions at the very lowest Cash prices. Goods delivered to all parts of the city Free Sullivan Grocery Company G. J. Grosshan The Old Reliable GROCERY FRESH EGGS CASH FOR COUNTRY PRODUCE MARKET OUTFIT Groecies, Hay, Corn and Country Products. 108 East Main Street 50 YEARS' EXPERIENCE PATENTS TRADE MARKS DESIGNS COPYRIGHTS & C.1 Anyone sending a sketch and description may initially ascertain our opinion free whether an invention is probably patentable. Communications strictly confidential. Handbook on Patents want free. Oldest agency for securing patents. Patents taken through Munn & Co. receive special notice, without charge, in the Scientific American. A handsomely illustrated weekly. Largest circulation of any scientific journal. Terms, $3 a year: four months, £1. Sold by all newsdealers. MUNN & Co. 361 Broadway, New York Branch Office, 025 F St., Washington, D.C. THE MKT AND MISSOURI KANSAS&TEXAS RAILWAY Arrive Depart Flyer.....12:25 a.m. 12:50 a.m. No 2.....8:25 a.m. 8:55 a.m. No 4.....7:15 p.m 7:32 p.m. No 64 way freighh 8:55 p.m. No 49 K C D.....9:00 a.m. No 177 leaves.....2 p.m. MISSOURI PACIFIC RAILWAY Missouri Pacific Ra EAST BOUND. Arrive Depart NO.6.....10;03 a.m. 10 05 a.m. NO.2.....12 35 p.m. 12 40 p.m. NO.4.....4:10 p.m. 4:15 p.m. NO.8.....12;10 a.m. 12; 15 a.m. NO....1:50 a.m. 1:55 a.m. NO.122 local freight.....7:50 a.m. WEST BOUND. Arrive Depart NO.7.....1;50 a.m. 7;55 a.m. NO.5.....2;50p.m. 3;60p.m. NO.1.....2;30 p.m. 2;35 p.m. NO....1;43 a.m. 1;50 a.m. NO.3.....3;38 a.m 3;45 a.m. NO.7 dose not carry baggage. NO.122 start from yards. Lexington Branch NO. 72, arrives..... 10;05 a. m NO. 74, arrives..... 10 p. m NO. 198, local freight, arrives 2;05 p. m West Bound NO. 73, departs..... 00 a. m NO. 71, arrives..... 2;55 p. m NO. 157, local fr't departs..... 14;06 a. TO CALIFORNIA Every Tuesday commencing February 12. and up to April 30th, the Me. Pac., will seil tickets to all Main Lina Points in California at the very low rate of $20.85 me and see us for particulars. On the same date we will sell to Portland, Seattle and Spokan for $32.00. To Helena, Butte, Anaconda, Salt Lake and Ogden at $25.0 J. W. McClain, P. & T.A. NOW THE TIME, To buy your winter Stove while we are making special low prices on all Heaters and Cook stoves H. B. Special bargrins in Tinwear, Gas-stoves, Ranges and all kind of Hardwear F. Taylor Gain 118 West Main st $5 AND $6 SHOES 76" HAKERS We are still selling Ladies $2.50 Equal to any $3.50 We are still selling Ladies $1.50 Equal to any $2.00 Above Both Ladies and Gents SHOES. All include heavy Extension Sole, Eurmel and Patent Kid, and the above stock is fire as can be bought in any market. How we can sell goods at the above prices We BUY For Cash and SELL FOR Cash And the purchaser is not helping to pay other peoples debt. We have all of our Fall Goods in and ready for inspection. Remember the above prices are only given at Lane's Great Cash Shoe Store School shoes World's without end. LANE'S great Cash Shoe sture, Asthma Cure Fre. Asthmalene Brings Instant Relief and Permanent Cure in all Cases. Sent Absolutey FREE on receipt of Postal. There is nothing like Asebmalene. It brings instant relief, even in the worst cases. It cures when all else fails. The Rev C. F. WELLS, of Villa, Ill. says: "Your trial bottle of Asthmalene received in good condition. I cannot tell you how thankful I feel for the good derived from it, I was a slave, chained with pufrid sore throat and asthama for ten years. I despaired of ever being cured. I saw your advertisement for the cure of this dreadful and tormenting disease, asthma, and through it you had overspoken yourselves but resolved to give it a trial. To my astonishment the trial acted liked a charm. Send me a full-size bottle. We want to send to every sufferer a trial treatment of Asthmalene, similar to the ore that cured Mr Wells. We send it by mail Postpaid Absolutely FREE OF CHARGE. To any sufferer who will write for it, even on a pastel Never mind, though you are deep siring, however bad your case, Asthmalene will relieve and cure. The worse your case, the more glad we are to send it. Do no delay, write at once, addressing. Dr. TAFT BROS. MEDICINE CO, 79 East 130th St N, Y City Sold by all Druggists THE AMERICAN MUTUAL AID ASSOCIATION 723, 724, 725 Wainwright Bldg, St Louis; Mo. PERCY STONES, GENERAL MANEGER We are still selling Ladies $2,50 Equal to any $3,50 We are still selling Ladies $1,50 Equal to any $2,00 All include heavy Extension Sole, Eusmel and Patent Kid, and the above stock is less fire as can be bugat in any market. How we can sell goods at the above prices We BUY For Cash and SELL FOR Cash And the purchaser is not helping to pay other peoples debt. We have all of our Fali Goods in and ready for inspection. Remember the above prices are only given at Lane's Great Cash Shoe Store LANE'S great Cash Shoe sture, Asthma Gure Fre. Sent Absolutey FREE on receipt of Postai. There is nothing like Asebualese. It brings instant relief in the worst cases. It cures when all else fails. CHAINED FOR TEN YEARS HAVY LEVEN NATIONAL EIERY GRIMBO DELIVER lief, even in the worst cases. It cures when all else fails. The Rev C. F. WELLS, of Villa, Ill. says: "Your trial bottle of Asthmalene received in good condition. I cannot tell you how thankful I feel for the good derived from it, I was a slave, chinae with pufrid sore throat and asthma for ten years. I despaired of ever being cared. I saw your advertisement for the cure of this dreadful and tormenting disease, asthma, and through it you had overspoken yourselves, but resolved to give it a trial. To my astonishment the trial acted liked a charm Send me a full-size bottle We want to send to every sufferer a trial treatment of Asthma malenal, similar to the one that cured Mr Wells. We'll send it by mail Postpaid Absolutely FREE OF CHARGE, to any sufferer who will write for it, even on a rastai Never mind, though you are despairing, however bad your case, Asthma malenal will relieve and cure. The worse your case, the more glsd we are to send it. Do not delay, write at once, addressing. Dr. TAFT BROS. MEDICINE CO, 79 East 130th St N, Y City Sold by all Druggists THE AMERICAN MUTUAL AID ASSOCIATION: 723, 724, 725 Wainwright Eldg, St Louis; Mo. PERCY STONES, GENERAL MANEGER licensed to do business in Missouri. Indiana, Arkansas and Kentucky Weekly Benefits for sickness and accident, death claims, FREE USE of surgeon or physician to all members. W. H. CARTER. Deputy Organized Sedalia Mo IT'S NOT THE PRICE BUT IT'S THE SATISFACTION IN THEM The price is only a quarter, the satisfaction is a good dollar's worth. Indiana, Arkansas and Kentucky Weekly Benefits for sickness and accident, death claims, The price is only a quarter, the satisfaction is a good dollar's worth. GET A QUARTER'S WORTH OF IMPORTS At one you'll say: "This is different." At two you'll say: "Yes! very dif- ferent." At three: "This is tobacco with some taste to it." At four: "A wonder nobody brought such leaf into the country before." At five: "Guess I'll get a box for my desk drawer." IMPORTS At one you'll say: "This is different." At two you'll say: "Yes! very dif- ferent." At three: "This is tobacco with some taste to it." At four: "A wonder nobody brought such leaf into the country before." At five: "Guess I'll get a box for my desk drawer." (Some dealers sell six for a quarter.) The point is, that they grow on you---never "gag"---and have a fulsome smack of natural tobacco richness. The point is, that they grow on you---never "gag"---and have a fulsome smack of natural tobacco richness. STOCKHOLDERS 222 ORIO STREET SEDALIA MO BUY THE NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE Do not be deceived by those who advertise a $60.00 Sewing Machine for $20.00. This kind of a machine can be bought from us or any of our dealers from $15.00 to $18.00. The Feed determines the strength or weakness of Sewing Machines. The Double Feed combined with other strong points makes the New Home the best Sewing Machine to buy. Write for CIRCULARS showing the different styles of Sewing Machines we manufacture and prices before purchasing 28 Union Sq. N. 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OF THE WORLD: THE STORE WHERE EVERY SHOT HAS FOUND ITS TARGET AND EVERY EFFORT SCORES SUCCESS Caboon's Grand Central. 304 & 306 Ohio St. SEDALIA, Mo. Old, old and mellow by age and years of care and frequent racking for containers and cellars as is done with the Chateau Wines in France. THE MUSEUM The Chateau contains a limited supply of Private Stock Port nineteen years old, besides Burgundy and Claret of nearly the same age. The Speer Port, however, nine years old, as well as the Burgundy, Claret and Sherry, are high class wines. The ★★★ Climax Brandy is 18 years old. All are preferred where known by the Medical profession as superior to any that can be bead, for their excellent effect upon the system when used by invalids, the weakly and aged persons and in general family use. Northern New Jersey climate, and soil abounding in iron is just adapted for this grape for Port In. It is the same kind of soil as in Portugal. Speer's winery and vineyards are the only Port grape vineyards in the United States; only vineyards that cultivate the real Port wine grape of Portugal; while other wines or mixtures called port are made without a single Oporto grape in them. Mr. Speer is the first and only one who imported the vine and acclimated the real Port wine grape vines of Portugal. He spent thousands of dollars as a hobby to see what he could do toward acclimating these Portugal vines here. It took eight years for them to become acclimated before Mr. Speer got a single grape; during those years all died except about eight hundred vines, when those began to grow vigorous and bear fruit; from these, layers were made for new vines. The vineyards now cover fifty six acres. It has proven a success. The grapes are allowed to hang on the vines until they begin to raisin, when they have parted with some of the water and are rich in sugar; and the wine made from Port wine grapes is the only red gennine Port wine made in America. It is by far THE wine weakly persons, the aged and for evening entertainments. their excellent effect upon the system when used by invalids, the weakly and aged persons and in general family use. Northern New Jersey estimate, and soil abounding in iron is just adapted for this grape for Port wine. It is the same kind of soil as in Portugal. Speer's winery and vineyards are the only Port grape vineyards in the United States; only vineyards that cultivate the real Port wine grape of Portugal; while other wines or mixtures called port are made without a single Oporto grape in them. Mr. Speer is the first and only one who imported the vine and acclimated the real Port wine grape vines of Portugal. He spent thousands of dollars as a hobby to see what he could do toward acclimating these Portugal vines here. It took eight years for them to become acclimated before Mr. Speer got a single grape; during those years all died except about eight hundred vines, when those began to grow vigorous and bear fruit; from these, layers were made for new vines. The vineyards now cover fifty six acres. It has proven a success. The grapes are allowed to hang on the vines until they begin to raisin, when they have parted with some of the water and are rich in sugar; and the wine made from. Port wine grapes is the only real gennine Port wine made in America. It is by far THE wine we wealthy persons, the aged and for evening entertainments. Gold by Druggists and Grocers. 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There is reason to believe that it has again become very numerous, and a reference to the history of the famous catastrophe of 1882 shows that in March and April of that year 7,500 square miles of ocean were found profusely sprinkled with tilefish, the number being estimated at one thousand millions. The eastern edge of the North American continent is overflowed by the sea, and that is why the water near the coast is so shallow. To find the true edge of the great continental land mass, we would have to travel about 60 miles due eastward from New York. There begins a sudden descent to the true floor of the ocean, which is 2½ miles deep. A narrow bolt of this density, running north and south, is heated by the warm waters of the Gulf Stream, and here is found the tilefish. The catastrophe above mentioned, which so nearly wiped out the native species, was undoubtedly due to an invasion of the belt by the arctic mammal. WIRTS WITH WAX WOMEN. Gentleman from Wyoming Throws Klases to Figures in Store Window. A veracious policeman on a beat that takes in the swell department stores of State street tells a queer story of a gentleman from the plains of Wyoming, says the Chicago Chronicle. According to the officer's story the ranchman fairly fell head and ears in love with one wax figure of a beautiful female in a prominent show window of Chicago's great shopping thoroughfare. "When I first saw the cowboy throwing kisses at the pretty woman of war," said the policeman, "I at first thought he must be drunk or crazy. But he was neither. 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