The Appeal

Saturday, March 2, 1907

St. Paul, Minnesota

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PLOWING—SIXTEEN INCHES WIDE AND SEVEN INCHES DEEP—IN VIRGIN PRAIRIE CHEXENNE While public attention has been directed to the mammoth irrigation enterprises being carried on by the United States government in various parts of the West, little is known of experiments now being carried on in the semi-arid region, which, if successful, will go a long way, toward redeeming a vast empire which has hitherto been looked upon as an unproductive desert. The government has an experiment station at Cheyenne, Wyo., where work has been carried on for two years with most encouraging results. The station is admirably situated, Cheyenne being in what is known as the semi-arid region, extending several hundred miles eastward from the base of the Rocky mountains. This vast sweep of plain, which extends from the gulf to the Canadian line, has, until the last five years, been looked upon as a desert waste, fit for nothing but grazing. All these lands, which a few years ago were comparatively worthless, have jumped anywhere from ten to fifty fold in value in the last five years. The so-called Campbell process of dry farming has done the most to bring about this revolution in prices. Ranch houses are doting the once barren landscape, and wheat have moved in the breeze where once only the corn and wheat and dry buffalo grass met the eye. Not alone is dry farming being practiced successfully, but it has been demonstrated that windmil irrigation can be carried on, as water has been struck with little digging, and, in some localities, fine artesions are flowing. The experiment station was located at Cheyenne, because here conditions are typical of the average conditions on the semi-arid plains. The rainfall is something over twelve inches, and the snowfall is quite heavy. The winter climate is not severe, and the summers are characteristic of the plains in the daytime, but very cool at night. When sod was broken on the virgin prairie, there were many to prophesy that no crops would be raised at the experiment station. But several hundred acres were planted in variegated PLOWING--SIXTEEN INCHES WIDE crops, and the general results have been surprising. Various kinds of farming have been practiced, including dry farming and windmill irrigation. Dry farming proper is simply a conservation of the moisture in the soil. It is by no means a new discovery, though it is called the Campbell process through a few new features which were added by H. W. Campbell, whose practical work yielded the first real results in the West. It is said that ancient Egyptians practiced dry farming, having discovered the secret that, if the earth is kept constantly broken and pulverized there is little chance for the moisture to escape. If it is not, the soil will deterior and early spring will soon evaporate from the earth, but if the soil is kept crumbled it will retain dampness until far into the summer, without need of irrigation. By following this simple rule the government has produced great crops at the Cheyenne experiment station, with no other aid than the natural rainfall of the plains. To the uninitiated dry farming looks like a hopeless task at the start. All around is a barren, rolling prairie, covered with sagebrush and cactus and dry grass. These were the former roaming grounds of the buffaloes in early days, but no man at that time imagined that ranches would dot the vast prairie soil. Nor was any such thing imagined by the emigrants who came later and left the bones of the buffaloes on the plains, nor by the first who traveled over the stage routes to Denver. But when the virgin prairie sod has been turned over by the great steam plow and the top soil has been pulverized and the crop sown there is a different story to tell. Soon the first --- THE APPEAL. HARVESTING POTATOES, WINDMILL IRRIGATED, ON GOVERNMENT FARM, CHEYENNE. ENORMOUS SQUASH, WINDMILL IRRIGATED, ON CHEYENNE EXPERIMENT FARM. green of the crop begins to show the soil well crumbled, not giving it a chance to bake in the hot sun. There is no rain, and each day the sky is cloudless. But the soil remains moist and the crop continues to shoot from the ground. Then it yellows, and at harvest time HARVESTING POTATOES, there is a crop that well repays the efforts of the farmer. The government has secured not less wonderful results from windmill irrigation on the experiment farm at Cheyenne. Irrigated crops do not need more than two irrigations in a season. One irrigation at precisely the right time, will often save a crop. Consequently the farmer who has a well with a good flow of water is doubly safeguarded. E AND SEVEN INCHES DEEP—IN With the use of denatured alcohol in this country in place of gasoline it is anticlated that small pumps will take the place of windmills in many instances on the plains. Thus the farmer will not, be at the caprice of the winds, but will have a constant flow of water for irrigation purposes. The first report of the government experiment station on the plains has yet to be made. It is announced that one will be issued this spring. But there is no doubt as to the practical success of the experiments in these new kinds of farming. The crops that have been raised on the Cheyenne experiment farm need little supplementary explanation. They prove that there is no longer any "great American desert," and that the plains which were once dreaded by emigrants will soon become thickly populated with a prosperous farming community. SAVINGS OF THE SOLDIERS. Paymaster's Department Has $2,911, 737 of the Regular's Money. 737 of the Regulars' Money. The American soldier is not highly paid, yet he is a thrifty chap. Last year 54,260 enlisted men saved and deposited with the paymaster's depart- WINDMILL IRRIGATED, ON GOVERN ment $1,495,288. This is a respectable sum and represents about 12 per cent of the total pay of all the enlisted men for that period. Had every enlisted man made a deposit the average saving for the year would have been $27.50, but that is the least interesting feature of the system. The figures show that the soldier can deposit, under the law of 1872, only sums of $5 and over. As the pay is small, the total deposits for the year VIRGIN PRAIRIE, CHEVENNE. show that the saving habit is continuous with many enlisted men. These deposits bear interest at the rate of 4 per cent a year, but they cannot be withdrawn until the soldier receives his discharge. Last year there was repaid to soldiers the sum of $1,168,238; interest was also paid to the amount of $70,112. The number of men discharged is not given, but the amount repaid shows that their average saving must have been considerable. Since the enacting of the law of 1871, the total deposits have amounted to $27,789,553, and discharged soldiers have received $1,523,993 in interest on deposit. There remains on deposit with the paymaster general the sum c $2,911,787. VIRTUES IN VARIOUS GEMS. Superattention Is Connected With Almost Every Precious Stone. There is hardly a precious stone that has not some superattention connected with it. The Neapolitan still wear amulets of cobalt to avert the eye, and perhaps some will remember wearing a string of amber beads about their necks during their childhood to ward off sore throats. A piece of MENT FARM, CHEYENNE. agate worn on the person is supposed to be an infallible guard against lightning, and some persons have asserted that it was also a cure for thirst—what kind they did not mention. The beryl was by the ancients supposed to be a sure cure for leprosy and to promote happiness between man and wife. Turquoise is said to be a protection against falls and sudden injuries. The toperz was highly prized the ancients. Who believed that it had the power to heal wounds and enchantments and calmen frenzy. The sapphire was believed by the ancients to be emblematic of chastity. The pagans dedicated it to Apollo. The green emerald is held in high esteem by the Peruvians and the worshipers of Mantu still believe that the mines whence are extracted all emeralds are guarded by terrible genii and dragons. Perhaps more superstition attaches this gem to any other stone. On the contrary, the ancients considered that this fiery gem had the power of rendering its owner lovable and also of bestowing on him the gift of invisibility. BONES OF ABNORMAL SIZE. Death From a Rare Disease Recorded in Bellevue Hospital. One of the diseases known to physicians was the cause of the death of Ferdinand Schuckman, thirty-three years old, at Bellevue hospital, and leading surgeons who performed an autopsy said the case was the most revered year. The disease is known as acromegaly, and the physicians say the case was the first in this city. For four years Schuckman had been a patient in the hospital. He suffered greatly from nervousness and diabetes. Gradually the man's bones began to enlarge. Although he did not increase in weight to any great extent the bones of his face, thorax, pelvis, feet and shoulders increased to almost twice normal size. The first case recorded of the strange disease was in 1856, when Dr. Marie, a French specialist, discovered numerous notes on the disease and after consultation with the leading physicians of that country decided it was incurable.—New York Tribune. It always shocks a man to hear a woman snore. ```markdown ``` ·NATURE PICKS OUT THE WORLD'S GARDEN SPOTS FOR SCENE OF DISASTERS CHARMING LANDSCAPE ON RIO COBRE RIVER, JAMAICA. Apparently every earthquake or volcanic eruption represents a grim joke on the part of Mother Nature, for it is usually those spots that have been favored with a wealth of the most exquisite scenery and delightful character that suffer. Pent forces of the inner earth do not vent themselves on the rock-bound coasts of Greenland, on the arid stretches of Western prairies, in the deserts of Sahara, in the snowy wastes of Canada. Instead they pick out the very garden spots of the world, places like Jamaica, California, the Bay of Naples, Martinique, St. Thomas and Valenciennes. Where there is tropical luxuriance that charms men away from the cooler and graver North; where a sense of peace and riot of color and luxuriant plant life, such as the Northern never sees in his own region, hold out their appeal; where the sheltering palm sways, the sky and sea alike are deepest blue, and the air never loses its palm and sleep restfulness, there is the country of the earthquake and of the volcano, and often of the hurricane, too. Jaama devastated. Kingston slipped into the sea, San Francisco overturned. Martinique blown to pieces by the eruption of Mt. Pelee, the idyllic Italian country near the Bay of Naples forever at the mercy of the insurrection, which are two years and years of militant activity is still ready at a moment's notice, to behold its molten lava, are all examples of how treacherous the most perfect arcada may be. In connection with the latest of these visitations, the Jamaica earthquake, it is notable that among those who had lived at Kingston, grief over the destruction of the lovely aspect of the country, was second only to pity expressed for the human suffering entailed by the catastrophe. CHARMING LANDSCAPE ON "A land of dreams" is a term frequently applied to this picturequeen island that rises mountain high out of the painted waters of the Caribbean, its jagged summits seeming to reach to the azure sky, while the coral and limestone feet are washed in the ocean. For splendor of tropical forests it could bear comparison with any country. Even to the height of 5,000 feet there is abundant plant life, and on the level the forests are one endless succession of wonders. Trees 200 feet tall, having at half their height branches which would be considered big trees farther north, divide the attention with a riot of many-hued flowers, of which the dazzling red poencite is the queen both for height and color. Every kind of palm, including the date, cocoanut and sago nud in the soft southern breeze and all the fruits of the tropics, the orange, wild and cultivated; grape fruit, banana, lemon, guava, tangerine and dozens of others are part of the great natural orchards. Matchless roads, so white that in the night they look like the moondisks sands of the seashore, cross the island in all directions. Seen again, once, American and British wonders say, is never to want to live anywhere else. Yet it was on the chief city of Jamaica —Kingston that the blighting hand of earthquake and grim death was laid in the last great cataclysm that aroused the pity of the world and forced an appeal to its generosity. Californians have not been alone in Wells' Favorite Authors. H. G. Wells the author, works in a room that is fitted with electric apparatus for light and heat. Swift was his chief source of inspiration when a youth; Sterne is the most profitable English master, in his opinion, for a novelist to study, and as a thinker Schopenhauer has impressed him more profoundly than any other. A woman always enjoys riding in a street car because the conductor may possibly forget to collect her fare. boasting the beauty of San Francisco, the pride of the Golden Gate. Other Americans and foreigners, too, have admitted that in some particulars it is the most beautiful of all of Uncle Sam's cities. The famous entrance to THE MAYOR OF MIDDLETON IS SUPPORTING A PROGRAM FOR HOME-OWNED PALMS. IN HEART OF ARCADIA, JAMAICA. the bay of San Francisco, the Golden Gate, the mountain ranges spreading on all sides, the islands in the distance, the beautiful harbor, the perfect temperature and the almost ever smiling sun all conjure up a picture that serves to increase the horror of the present plight of the city, the result of ing point of this island, rich in legend of the days when the pirates of the Spanish main made it a rendezvous and they came away extoling its many velous charms. But one day Nature turned again the island. Perhaps the beauteous panorama became monotonous. RIO COBRE RIVER, JAMAICA. the terrible earthquake that delivered the city over to the additional horrors of fire. Since earthquake, infrequent visitor to the favored land of Uncle Sam, had to come here, it is a singular fact that a landscape of such charm must suffer the visitation. The beautiful island of Martinique, in the Lesser Antilles, was rated as COUNTRY HOME WITH IDEAL SURFACE ITH IDEAL SURROUNDINGS, VALLEY MAICA. COUNTRY HOME WITH IDEAL SURROUNDINGS, VALE ROYAL, JAMAICA. The Greatest Woman. Wilbur Nesbit, the author, received recently a list of questions from a woman who was arranging a symposium for publication. Among the questions was: "Who, in your estimation, was or is the greatest woman in the world?" Mr. Nesbit replied: "The unknown woman who invented apple pie. She was and is and ever will be the woman who has done more than any other to gladden the heart of man." $2.40 PER YEAR. one of the most favored of French possessions. Here was a soil so fertile that the ordinary laborors of the farmer seem unneeded to make it bring forth luxuriously. The inhabitants, domestic and foreign, were lazy, but had no need to be otherwise, for the earth bore plentifully of a wealth of tropical products. Here in truth was a land of eternal sunshine. Sugar, tobacco, cotton and cocoa were the main crops, and the merchants sent enough sugar and rum to the rest of the world to live in comfort. Americans, Englishment and Frenchmen, in numbers, made a tour- ARCADIA, JAMAICA. Ing point of this island, rich in legends of the days when the pirates of the Spanish main made it a rendezvous, and they came away extoling its marvelous charms. But one day Nature turned against the island. Perhaps the beauteous panorama became monotonous. The pent-up fires of M. Pelee were turned loose in May, 1902, and the entire town of St. Pierre destroyed. The total of dead numbered 30,000, making this the most terrible of all modern casualties, and in three other eruptions within the next four months, 1,000 more deaths were added to the horrible total. Thus was another garden spot turned into a channel island. The beautiful island of Krakatoa, in the Strait of Sunda, might have remained comparatively unknown to the remainder of the world, had not the fearful eruptions of 1883 drawn to it a hateful and tragis notoriety. The shock was heard for 1,400 miles, and the lights were seen 2,000 miles. An after result, the famous red sunsets, when for hours the sky was red to the point of blood just before night came, were results of this explosion that were noted in every part of the world. Krakatoa had not the many visitors that go to such places as the Bay of Naples, Martinique or Kingston, but such sailors as had stopped at its shores were enthusiastic over the glories of its landscape. The most terrific of hurricanes the new world ever sees are those which sweep across the West Indies and move along the Gulf of Mexico. Compared to these, such plows as those which devastated St. Louis are mild. The recent hurricane that did such damage along the gulf tors its way across thousands of miles of the most beautiful beautiful tropical landscape. The fates seemed to guide its course, as they pick out the places for earthquake and volcano. For the beauty of the Arcadias, a baneful price is paid. ROUNDINGS, VALE ROYAL, JA- CA. Mme. Camille Theimer, a Viennese novelist and warm advocate of woman's advancement, had an interview with the pope recently. The pope reported to have said to her: "It is well that women are freeing them, and the yoke of the centures. Feminine libelation can but amble her soul, in devotion to the taste for work and study and in bashing from her mind her atavistic leaning toward idle pleasures." HAVE YOUR SON THE APPELL PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY ADAMS BROS. EDITORS AND PUBLISHERS 49 B. 4th St., St. Paul, Minn. ST. PAUL OFFICE, No. 10 Union Blk. 4th & Cedar, J. O. ADAMS, Manager. NEAPOLIS OFFICE, Gulliver Loan Bldg. Room 1020 HARVEY B. BURK, Manager. 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Business letters of all kinds must be written on separate sheets from letters containing news or matter for publication. PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT. Treat each man according to his worth as a man. Distrust all who would have any one placed before him or any other. Other responsibilities fall upon cause the unscrupulous have substituted loyalty to class for loyalty to the people as a whole. —President Roosevelt's speech at Little-Rock, Ark. --- SATURDAY. MARCH 2. 1907. TOM WATSON SHOWS HIS IGNORANCE. Tom Watson, of Georgia, seems to be suffering from a fit of emotional insanity over "Negro Secret Societies." In his article he calls attention to the fact that in an address he delivered some time ago he warned the white folks that "they were allowing the Negroes to get the advantage of them in ORGANIZATION," and that the blacks were "gaining the immense advantage which a disciplined army has over a mob." Of course, if Mr. Watson's argument is true, it shows that the white Southier is a hopeless ignorantus in regard to the one subject of which he proudly and impudently claims to know all that there is to be known. The white Southern journals are always howling because some Northern man claims that he knows something about the Afro-American; but, behold, along comes Bro. Tom and writes his Southern brother a very Balam's ass, instead of being the expert he claims to be. Tom has a long array of grievances against the brother in black, among which is the fact that "Negro serv- 146 HON. GEORGE B. CORTELYOU Who Becomes Secretary of the Treasury Monday March 4. One of America's Most Noted Men. A Shining Example to the Youth of the Country. ants would not even promise to work for certain white ladies and certain white landowners." Tom is right about that; there are thousands of white ladies and white landowners who have no trouble in getting all the Afro-Americans they need, and there are certain others who cannot get any, simply because they are known to be cheats and frauds. The Afro-Americans have learned sense enough to boycott such beats; that is all there is in it. reports of rapes which have been published in her newspapers. In the in stance cited above, there is no doubt but that the villains were white men but, if so, no doubt but that the crime was suggested by the many tale of rape published in the newspapers. ANOTHER RACE PROBLEM. In the south almost one-half of the cotton mill operatives 10 to 14 years age are illiterate and about one-fourth of those 15 to 20 years of age. The Again, Mr. Watson says: "The man in which secret midnight meetings are being field throughout the Southern states means something; and in this he is undoubtedly right. But he does not know what it means and we do; so we shall essay to dispel a small percentage of his deplorable ignorance. It means that there are in every Southern state a strong organization of Free masons, another of Oddfellows and several other fraternities, which are doing a wonderful work, of which Tom never heard, and of which he is profoundly ignorant, in the way of attending to the wants of the sick and the burial of the dead of the race. In one state, one of these organizations is blended by the state in the sum of $20,600, per annum. These organizations have paid out to the distressed members of their order, almost one milion of dollars. Now the plain fact is that the sensible white people of the South are well acquainted with all the Afro-Americans who belong to the secret organizations and know that they are the very best men of the race; ergo, they know that Mr. Watson's care-lines, italics and cuts are the cheapest kind of yellow literature. Mr. Watson cannot prove that any such dirty couthotreat organization as Tom Dixon glorifies in his clansmen, ever existed among the Afro-Americans of the South, since the abolition of slavery. That infernal institution, which made devils of some of the masters, also brought forth a few such MEN among the slaves as Nat Turner and Denmark Veazey. A. SATURNALIA OF CRIME. Gordonsville, Va., has recently been the scene of a novel saturnalia of crime, of which the following are some details: It now appears that the men, who are seeking to evade the officers, perpetrated many hideous crimes and terrorized the women in several different homes. It leaked out to day that at least two of the young women were the victims of the assault. The houses entered were those of Rev. F. A. Meade, W. A. Blakey, W. W. Scott, librarian of the Supreme Court, and Edward Davenport. In the latter home the two Davenport sisters were sleeping together. One of them succumbed to the chloroform, but the other awakened, and the intruders made their escape. It has been shown that the assassination of President McKinley was, in large measure, due to the articles published in the yellow journals; and it is probable that the South will find that many such incidents will occur in her midst, as the sequestra of the inscessant BISHOP H. M. TURNER reports of raps which have been published in her newspapers. In the instance cited above, there is no doubt but that the villains were white men; but, if so, no doubt but that their crime was suggested by the many tales of rape published in the newspapers. ANOTHER RACE PROBLEM. In the south almost one-half of the cotton mill operatives 10 to 14 years of age are illiterate and about one-fourth of those 15 to 20 years of age. The smaller percentage in the older group of operatives would indicate that a good many of these children learn to read and write after they are 10 years of age. But the percentage of illiteracy in the older group is still very high, rendering it probable that large numbers of these children are destined to remain illiterate for the rest of their lives. It is known to be a fact that more than one-half of the Southern Afro-Americans can read and write; and, of course, it is a fair inference that approximately, about three-fourths of the children of the race are partially educated. And, furthermore, labor in the cotton-mills is destructive of the vitality of the children. Moreover, the south derives but little new blood from the process of immigration. Southern statesmen would do well to consider these facts; as they indicate a solution of the race problem which they seem not to contemplate. THE PRESIDENT RIGHT. In his speech at Harvard, President Roosevelt said: State rights should be preserved when they mean the people's rights, but not when they mean the people's wrongs; not, for instance, when they are invoked to prevent the abolition of child labor, or to break the force of the laws which prohibit the importation of contract labor to this country; in short, not when they stand for wrong or oppression of any kind or for national weakness or impotence at home or abroad. The laws of every Southern state stand for the oppression of the Afro-American. There is not a single state South in which the race is given a square deal. There are jim crow car laws, jim crow schools, jim crow libraries, etc., and nauseaism. It is a hopeful sign for the Afro-American people that the tendency is in the direction of a strong centralized government. CAUCASIAN SUPERIORITY. The Chicago Chronicle says: "That such specimens of the Caucasian race as San Francisco allows to govern it, specimens actually under immitent for crimes of which their fellow-citizens believe them to be at least morally guilty, should proclaim the inferiority of the Japanese race, may very well have added bitterness to what would in any case have been resented as an international insult." But the whole blame cannot be thrown upon the "specimens of the Caucasian race." It is the constant teaching of all of our great statesmen, savants and theologians, and the fundamental proposition of our law makers that a "specimen," who hare a white skin, is, lpso facto, superior to any individual of an off-color race, without any reference to the moral or intellectual qualifier of either individual. In this country. You may be a knave, or be a fool. But don't be black, remember the rule. BURBANK OUT OF PEN. Former Lieutenant Burbank has been released from the Federal penitentiary, at Leavenworth after having served there fifteen months. Burbank married a Filipino woman and a child was born, after which he deserted her, and was forced to pay her $50 per month for the support of the child. He says: "There are dozens of army officers who are living with these Filipino women." declared he, "but they are fortunate enough to escape the clutches of the blackmailers. I fell into their grasp." There seems to be little doubt of the fellow well deserving the punishment he suffered. LO. THE POOR INDIAN; An interesting report of the seizure of a passenger train on the Rock Island Railroad at Topeka, Kans., by a drunken Indian, and his running away with it—which wasn't even a little bit amusing to the passengers—concludes with the statement that "when Running Wolf was searched at the police station the two most interesting things found in his pockets were: A quart bottle of cheap, fiery whisky and a crumpled and faded diploma from an Indian training school." Of course that incident proves that all the money Indian to educate Lo, the poor Indian is money thrown away. But how about Lord Bacon and the Duke of Marlborough. HAS SOME GOOD TRAITS, EH? Pine Bluff, Ark., was recently visited by a great fire which destroyed eight entire blocks. The citizens at once adopted measures for the relief of the victims. The Little Rock Gazette mentions the following incident: "At a meeting of the committee chairmen yesterday, President W. N. Trulock stated that several hundred dollars had been contributed to the relief fund by Afro-American residents of this city. Every donation from them was received unsolicited. As far as is known not one Afro-American family lived in the burned district." After all that has been said, the Southern Afro-American seems to have some good traits, don't he. Mr. Tillman? LAWMAKERS DOING FINE. What our lawmakers so when they are assembled in legislative capacity is usually well known to whom it may concern. But what they are doing when not in the legislative halls is often not so well known. So THE APPEAL gives a few items concerning them, which ought to be of special interest. Some of those mentioned are state and some U. S. officials. Senator Butt is on the rockie, Representative Favrot is being tried for murder, Representative Goss for *blooding* Senator Burton is in the pen, Repensative Adams has just been expelled from his legislature for bribery, and etc., almost ad infinitum. THE JAPANESE PHYSICIAN. In the Hawaiian islands the protest against Japanese cheap labor has taken the form of a demand by the Caucasian physicians that Japanese doctors shall be forbidden to practice in the islands. It is not asserted that the Japanese physicians are not equal to their white bretherm in medical skill, but it is alleged that they do not speak the English language and consequently ought not to be permitted to take the examinations of the medical board. Neither do many Russian, Polish, Scandinavian and Spanish physicians speak the English language. Why not taboo them? One or two of the Southern governors have recommended the passage of a law, making attempted assault a capital crime; and the Illinois legislature has before it a bill of the same tenor. This at least shows that the Afro-American of the south is not the only brute, but that white men are as much addicted to sexual crime as he is said to be. Some. Cincinnati women are opposed to having the Afro-American regiments sent to the Philippines for fear of outrages upon the women of that race. We wonder if those women ever read of how the Alaskan women were treated by white settlers, as shown by official reports? Let Us Wax Together Like The "Green Bay Tree." Again mothers and fathers, I call your attention to this most beautiful and unique method which some of you have so faithfully and conscientiously done since my last article, and I take great joy in your marked success. This speaking of waxing together, has no reference to the Negro who combs dastardly crimes, or the ones who encourage him; but it should appeal to the men and women who have those self-sacrificing qualities in demons that tenacious courage which they intend to minded mothers and I thank mothers whose hair is white from many winters and whose knees tremble from old age, that we can gladly saw that scandal has not spurn its desky web around us, like the many clavable cases of other nationalities. We never strive to barter our daughters for large sums of money for forbears, the owners of which prove to be worthless. We have proven to be soldiers in war and in peace; we have helped to coerce armies and put the Indians to flight, who but a few years ago held undepleted sway, and gave this country more trouble than the whole Niger population, of eleven millions or more. Years past we tiled the "Sunny Belt" used to use the deserts to bloom, since first the army could guide the plow, and with our many disadvantages, have progressed wonderfully. History contains no record of any race of people, that has Abraham Lincoln issued a decree, since Abraham Lincoln issued a decree, known as the Emancipation Proclamation. We realize the great duty of paying tribute to the God who created us and that there is an intellectual mystery set above the grasp of the faculties which we hop to unravel, and a financial duty to our fellow men. We as a race, now boast of doctors, lawyers, inventors, business men and of other professions too numerous to mention; but, are the majority doing it now? No! We are asleep at the switch. Wake up! The fields of prosperity and the harvest of success are anxiously waiting for you to show your skill, and of a truth, you have no time to do more money, a few more banks. As many as $100,000 money, let every man, woman and child in cities, towns and villages deposit $1.00 in some home bank, making it payable to Booker T. Washington or any home representative, ask him to use it for our mutual benefit. I suggest Mr. Washington because his uninspired reputation is widely known, and he is a beacon light to the country, and an honor to his race. We must possess proposition without consulting him. For our home representatives, any mother would feel proud to know of her boy as a representative, advocate performer, telling his people to be more cautious, to limitating, bartering their money for gambling and drink. Especially the railroad men, cooks, waiters and porters, that number a million or more, who result in the result, which we wreck, robberies cease, and railroad magnates, whose generous confidence we so deeply appreciate, turn their thoughts to the "Negro problem:" may to the dog's mouth, we would be greats disappointed and consider ourselves much abused. Mothers and fathers, let these teachings be your theme, they have satisfied the brains of the wisest, and the hearts of the best, and when we accomplish these tiny efforts, hatred, prejudice and the press will cease to hires before us a sequester, and this "Land of the tree and the Home of the Brave" will always be a Mecca to your returning feet. Odell Graham. HAS SINGULAR LIBEL LAW. Australia Protects Its Citizens Who Have Small Pride of Ancestry. The libel law of Australia is the queerest in the world. He who is sued for libel there must not only prove that the accusations he published were true, but also that to publish them was for the public benefit. Elsewhere the truth of the accusation alone needs to be proved. An Australian sheep raiser explained this queer libel law at a wool sale. this queer libel law at a wool sale. "Australia was practically colonized by convicts," he said. "There is no use denying this. The colonizers of Australia were convicts in the main. The descendants of these convicts are now Australia's leading families, the richest, the most influential, the intelligent, the most respected. And yet, these excellent people were in the past at the mercy of every editor. Let them be squeable or dispute with some editor and the man would bring them into general ridicule and contempt by printing their ancestry, by showing that Sir John Smith's great-grandfather had been sent out for robbing an old woman of $7 or that Judge Brown's great-aunt, while employed as a servant girl, had tried to poison her master's son, with whom she was in love. "It is undeniably true that the best Australians have convict blood in their veins. The newspapers that they quarrelled with used to taunt them with their convict blood. Hence the present queer libel law, which protects them, for, of course, it can never be ignored. It is the grandmother of Judge So-and-So or the great uncle of Dr. Blank was a convict." BUTTONED UP HIS DOG. Better Protection Urged for Hunting Dogs at Night in Winter Camps. It is always a good plan to take some old blankets for the dogs on a winter camping trip, says a writer in the Travel Magazine. Most of them will allow you to cover them up, and it is much pleasanter to feel them sleeping comfortably by your feet than to know that they are shaking with the cold which cuts through their short hair like a knife. Every night for a week once I buttoned one of the best dogs that I ever hunted with into my coat, and after wisely watching the operation, he would tuck his nose contentedly inside and he away to the land of dreams, where rabbits are thicker and hunters better shots. The Fortune Tempted. A well known nobleman was actually engaged to Miss Couts, but on her challenging him one day, whether it was her personality or her great fortune which appealed to him, he frankly acknowledged that although he was much attached to her, her vast property had been his special inducement in betrothering himself. Her reply was characteristic. "Let us then remain the best of friends instead of being the poorest of lovers." Did You Ever? "Excuse me just a minute," said the Old Codger, in his rasping way, interrupting the discussion which was occupying that particular session of the Sit and Argue club. "I don't know anything of consequence about the subject, but I'd like to ask, before I forget it, a question that I laid awake quite a spell last night thinking about: Did any of you see a reformer who was real fat?"—Puck. Matter of Income, "Is life worth living?" "It depends upon whether you can afford it." [Illustration of a town with a church, buildings, and trees]. An unsectable Christian Institution, devoted especially to education. College New College Preparatory and English High School courses, with Industrial Training, Super- vise and training. Aid given to needy and deserving students. Term begins the first Wednesday in October. For catalogue and information, address Thirty-ninth Annual Session will begin October 1, 1906, and continue eight months. STUDENTS MATRICULATED FOR DAY INSTRUCTION ONLY. Four years' graded course in Medicine. Three years' graded course in Dental Surgery. Three years' graded course in Pharmacy. Instruction is given by the didactic lectures, quizzes, ethics and practical laboratory demonstrations. Well-equipped laboratories in all departments. Unexcelled hospital facilities. All students must register before October 12, 1906. For catalogue or other information, apply to Knoxville College. Classical, Scientific, Agricultural, Mechanical, Normal and Common School Courses, together with Theological, and Medical Schools. Fifty-five Dollars a Year will cover all expenses of the institution for a full room. Separate home and matron for little girls and another for little boys from 20 years. Term Monday In September. Send 30 catalogue ) President of Knoxville College, 6 knoxville Township BALTIMORE & OHIO R. R. ALL TRAINS VIA WASHINGTON TEN DAY STOPOVER ALLOWED WASHINGTON BALTIMORE PHILADELPHIA DEPOSIT TICKETS IMMEDIATELY ON ARRIVAL AT EITHER CITY Knoxville College. Classical, Scientific, Agricultural School Corrres, together with Thrology, and Medicine will cover all expenses of board, tuition, just light and matted, for little girls and another for little boys Monday in September. Send 20 catalogs Presidio Tenn TUSKEGEE Normal and Industrial Institute Organized July 4, 1881, by the State Legislature. State Normal School. Exempt from taxation. BOOKER T. WASHINGTON, Principal. WARREN LOGAN, Treasurer. LOCATION In the Black Bett of Alabama where the blacks outnumber the whites three to one. ENROLLMENT AND FACULTY Male students, 383 males, females, 371. Average attendance, 1,183. Instructors, $8. COURSE OF STUDY English education combined with industrial, trailing education in constant operation. VALUE TILLOTSON COLLEGE TILLOTSON COLLEGE The Oldest and Best School in Texas is the Oldest and Best School in Texas, most graduates of well-known colleges in the north. Reputation unsurpassed. Manual maintaining a part of the regular course in Social Science. Social advantages for earnest students are essential. Send for catalogue and circular to PEV. MARSHALL R. GAINES, A. M. AUSTIN. President. TEXAS AVERY COLLEGE A Practical Literary and Industrial Trades School for Afro-American Boys and Their Contemporary Girls and a separate building Address Joseph D. Mahoney, Principal Allegheny, Pa. New England CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC BOSTON, Mass. All the advantages of the firm and most completely equipped Conservatory in the world, the academy and the association with the matters in the Profession are affirmed at the New England Conservatory of Kansas City, Department of music. Courses can be arranged in Excursion or Muskel Director. GEORGE W. CHADWICK, Musical Director. BALTIMORE & O CHEVROLET LANDMARK CLEVELAND PITTSBURG COLUMBUS CINCINNATI ST. LOUIS LOUISVILLE ALL TRAINS VIA Departments: Normal and Collegiate special attention to Vocal and Lighted by electrical light, board tuition, light and seat. 560. For Catalog and Particle write to H. JOHNSON, President. Agricultural, Mechanical, Normal and Command of Medical Schools. Fifty-five Dollars a Year light and furnished room. Separate home by gymnasium. Principal President of Know Pile College, Annville. GAMMON THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY ATLANTA, GEORGIA AIMS AND METHODS The aim of this school is to do practical work in the ministry. Its course of study is broad and practical; its ideas are high; the work is systematic, clear and simple. CCURSE OF STUDY The regular course of study occupies three years in the several departments of theological education in the university, leading theoretical seminaries of the country. EXPENSES AND AID Tuition and room rent are free. The school is well equipped. Good board can be had for seven dollars per month. Buildings heat. Aid from loans without interest, and help with students who do their utmost in the line of self-help. No young man with a degree in theology or the advantages now opened to him in this Seminary. For further particulars see L. G. ADKINSON, D. D. Pres. Gammon Theological Sen. at ATLANTA, GEORGIA. BRAINERD INSTITUTE CHESTER, S. C A normal and industrial school with a English education, and lay a solid four years of schooling. A vocational vocation of life. Board and boarding graded course of study, designed to give a thorough, symmetrical and complete Morristown Normal College Fourteen teachers,荔湾 and commu- departments. College Preparatory, Departments. College Preparatory. Normal, English, Music, Shortthan. Typewritten, Industrial Training. FIFITY DAYS. A J. D. J. WILL pay for board, room, light, fuel, fuel and incidentals for the entire year. Will pay for the entire year. Through work done in each depar- ment. Send for circular to the presi- dent. Rev. Judson S. Hill, D. D. Morrstown, Tenn. SCOTIA SEMINARY CONCORD, N. C. This well known school, established for the highest education of girls will oper for the next eight months. The will be made to provide for the comfi- health. Expressed instruction of girls will be washed. $46, for term of eight month Address Rev. D. J. batterfield, D. D. Concord, N. C. R. DURANT JOHN Experienced Faculty Progressive in all departments, best Methods of Instruction, Health of Students carefully looked after Students taught to do massman labor as well as think. For catalogue and other information, write to the president, R. S. LOVINGGOOD, AUSTIN, TEXAS OHIO R. R. DOINGS IN AND ABOUT THE GREAT "FLOUR CITY." Matters Social, Religious and General Which Have Happened and are to Happen Among the People of the City. SATURDAY, MARCH 2, 1907. Gopher Lodge 105 L. B. P. O. E. W. G. O. P. O. David Ball And Vaudeville Show At Hiawata Temple Tuesday evening, April 2nd. Mr. J. Q. Adams went home yester day quite sick. Mr. R. E. Anderson left this week to reside in Montana, Can. A nice front room to rent at 674 St Anthony Ave., corner of St. Albans. THE ELK EXPRESS CO., now has its office at 41 West Exchange St. MONEY TO LOAN. On watches, jewelry, clothing, etc. H. Fegelson 408 Cedar Street. A. Fegelson left Thursday for Bozeman, Mont, where he has secured a good position. Benny Cates was sentenced to the penthouse last Tuesday he having been found guilty of robbery. Mr Nelson G. Porter has also been secured as a reader. He will render Mark Anthony's Funeral Oration. PIANO INSTRUCTION. Instruction given on the piano at the residences or patrons, or at 575 W. Central Ave. Prof. W. A Weir. Mrs. Alex B. Buckner was granted a divorce from her husband Tuesday. He did not like children and as his wife had four he left her. When you wish a first class shine call at the Peoples Shining Parlor No. 12 E. 5th street, Walter Porter, Prop Heil shine 'em up for a nickel. G. Fulton was stabbed several times about the body in a fight with Ed. Tuggles at 9 W. 3rd Street, Monday morning. Tuggles was arrested. Lou Perry who was arrested for taking a shot at Ed. Ledbetter on Tuesday the Day was dismissed in court Tuesday on account of want of prosecution. The Valet Tailoring Co., has added three rooms on the third floor of the building cor. 6th and Jackson to be used, especially for their Ladies Department. --- Coal $4.50 per ton. Good for furnaces, ranges and furnaces. Goes farther than coke. Reduces the fuel bill by 20%. Holmes & Hallwell Co. Syren, Corners. --- Dr. Valdo Turner has put in one of the latest scientific inventions in his office—the electric vibrator. It is a wonderful little instrument and a great pain remover. Anyone wishing any hair work, hair dressing, shampooing, manicuring, face massage, etc., call or address Mrs. Elizabeth J. Allen, 456 E. Seventh street. Room 2, upstairs. The office of THE APPEAL has been moved from the third floor of the Union Block, No. 49 E. 4th Street, to more commodo quarters on the fifth floor, front suite No. 236. The invitations for the Grand Entertainment and Ball of the Elks will be issued shortly. Hiawata Temple is the place, Tuesday April second the date. A rare store in store for all who attend. The Valet Tailoring Co., is renovating and removing the traces of the recent fire at its quarters 156 E. 6th floor, then completed will be sweller than before. Drop in and see for yourself. ELK EXPRESS CO., G. J. Charleston, manager, 41 West Exchange St. Packing, shipping and storing of furniture and household goods. Plano moving a specialty. House renting, real estate handled. The Mecca Club members are so highly elated with the success of their recent party at Bowley Hall that they have determined to give another swell affair on or about Easter Monday. We want to thank you. Shoes mended while you wait, at Jarvis 354 Minnesota street. Half soils, 50 and 75 cents. Prices reasonable for all kinds of reparing. He can do it on short notice. Jarvis 354 Minnesota street. FOR RENT. Two nice rooms for man and wife or two gentlemen. All modern convolvences. Also nice barn for two horses with space for two vehicles, hay loft, etc. Terms reasonable. Apply at 607 Rondo street. The Savings Bank, corner Fourth and Minnesota streets, is open Monday evenings from 6 to 8. Accounts payable to a little saver saved every week may stand between you and want. The members of Gopher Lodge of Elks are preparing to break all records in the coming Vaudeville and Bail which is to be given by them at Hiawatha Temple on Tuesday evening, April 2nd. Watch and wait for it. Dr. H. I. Williams, a graduate of the THE STATE SAVINGS BANK Fourth and Minnesota Sts, St. Paul. Insures not only absolute safety, but is an incentive to practice economy and put away small sums wheaver conient. Interest compounded January and July each year at 3% per annum. Assets Over $2,800,000.00. Trustees-Chas, Noyes, John D. Ludden, Kenneth Clark, John D. O'Brien, William Constans, Jule M. Hannaford, Wusty Willam, Thomas Fitzpatrick, Harris Richardson, Chas. G. Lawrence Chicago College of Dental Surgery has secured an office in the Phoenix Building Cor. 7th and Cedar room 405, where he may be found from 9 to 12 a.m. and 1 to 5 p. m. Tel. N. W. Main 3214 SARATOGA CAFE, Mrs. Ellis Smith, proprietor 323 Cedar Street, Pine class meals to order day and night up to 12 p. m. Regular meals: Breakfast 6:30 a.m.; Dinner, 12:00 m.; Supper, 6:00 p. m. Regular dinner 25 cents. The Valet Talloring Co., has added another new feature that of caring for ladies' clothes on contract, for $1.50 per month. For this amount, a lady may one day work with a woman and pressed and a cloak or wrap once per month. Do you wish to be happy and have a good time? If so, you are cordial-invited to attend the social dances given every Tuesday evening at Keystone Hall. 1313 Washington Ave. south, Minneapolis. Lunch served. Admission free. Joe Eurist, of the best ever, is now proprietor of the "California Wine Liquors, liquors and cigars, case beer and family trade specialties. Everybody welcome. Phone N. W. Main 1148 L.Twin City 1505. Those of our patrous who desire to have matter published must get the same in, this office not later than Thursday afternoon, otherwise it may be crowded! out. No notice will be taken of any communication that is not signed by the author. The Saratoga Cafe, No. 352 Cedar street is now under the management of Paul Smith recently of 566 Cedar street. Serve meals at the latter number and invites all old and new patrons to her new place 352 Cedar street. COLONNADE DANCING SCHOOL. Meets every Thursday evening at Wagner Hall, cor. Charles street and Western avenue, entrance on Charles street, Good music, good time. All the up-to-date dances tonight. A Winsun, printed, book. J. Hanley made a bluff at committing suicide Wednesday night because a woman he was stuck on did not return his affections. He shot three holes through his hat but took good care not to hit his head. He was arrested and his gun was confiscated and he had to sign a peace bond. Jarvis, the neeier and saver of soles. 354 Minnesota street, says in one of his signs: "I can mend shoes better than I can write a sign is a fair smeet of his work as a writer, he's right, as he can mend shoes all right if he cannot write all right. MANDOLIN AND GUITAR LESSONS will be given by Prof. K. J. Hamilton at his studio 566 Cedar street from 2:00 to 5:00 p. m. Instruction at family residences will be the fwoodroom and evening at the convenience of pupils. Terms reasonable. THE HOTEL ST. LOUIS. Mrs. Julia Huna, proprietor, No. 317 Wabasha, up stairs. Meals 25cts. Breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a.m., dinner from 12:00 m. to 3:00 p. m.; Supper from 5:00 to 8:00 p. m. All regular meals are home cooking. Tel. N. W. Main 2315 L. Hammers New Beer. This beer is so decadently to say, to say, drought ever before brewed, that within the few days it has been on sale it has already attained a fixed place in public favor. Call for it. Hamm's New Brew. 1000 barrels in stock. On draught from now on. Madam Nellie Hale will again resume the sessions of the Autumn Leaf Dancing School at Holcomb Hall, Minneapolis, Tuesday evening, March 12, when the grand opening soiree will be held on the second and fourth Tuesday in each month hereafter. SARATOGA CAFE, 352 Cedar street, Mrs. Ella Smith, Open day and night. Short orders at all hours. Steaks, Ham and Eggs, Bacon and Eggs, Chicken, Oysters, Fish, etc. Sandwiches of all kinds always on hand. Suppers after church and theatre n specialty. Rates reasonable. The saloon of Reid & Hirsfield, No. 40 E. Third, was broken into Wednesday night and between $300 and $400 was taken. Nothing else was disturbed. One bottle of whiskey which the thief helped himself to. It is evident that the thief was familiar with the premises. SAFE DEPOSIT AND STORAGE VAULTS—We invite your inspection. It costs little to place your papers, cash securities and-vanities in absolute safety. Boxes in our vaults can be had for $4 per year. Store your boxes, trunks, etc., with us. Northwestern-Trust Co., 138 Endicott Arcade. T. H. LYLES W. B. ELLIOTT Res. 642 Rondo Res. 411 Univ. Tel. Dale 617-J-2. Tel. Dale 1454J. North Star Lodge No. 138 U. B. F. is preparing for a very large time on the occasion of the visit of the National Grand Master W. A. Gaines to this banquet will be given at a popcorn banquet and a great program will be given including the best speakers and musicians of the Twin Cities. ST. PAUL, GENERAL JOBBERS. No. 41 W. Exchange street, Tel. N. W., Main 2243-J, are prepared to do anything in the line of building, repairing, plastering and general jobbing. Spring parties done about your house give us an order. Satisfaction guaranteed. Terms to suit. C. Beckwith, Manager. Mrs. B. Sears has resumed charge of the Tea Rooms, 581 Wabasha St., where she is pleased to meet old as we, new patrons. The Tea Rooms will be open until late in the evening and the banquet parties. Oysters served any style. day dinners a speciality. Pies, cake, etc. made to order at popular prices. Gopher Lodge No. 151 B. P. O. E. W. will give a grand ball and entertainment on Easter Tuesday, April 2nd. It is the intention of the Elks to make this the biggest thing of the season. The committee consisting of I. J. Q. Adams, chairman, I. Welborne, M. A. Johnson, W. H. Seymour, R. Coussay, Thos. Williams, V. G. Thompson, Jos. Thomas, O. C. Hall, J. H. Gray, A. K. Cherv, B. Brooks, R. Farr, Dr. Rr, Williams and Williams and at THE APPREAL office next Tuesday evening at 7 o'clock to perfect arrangements. Mr. C. Beckwitt, our contractor and builder, is getting along nicely in his line of business. He has just finished building a brick dwelling at a cost of $1000.00 to repair $200.00 to say nothing, of a number of smaller contracts. He is fully prepared to do anything in the line of building, repairing, plastering and general jobbing. Mr. Beckwitt is entitled to the distinction of being the largest employer in the state of Iowa, Minnesota and the Dakota. Call to see him No. 41 W. Exchange St. THE VALET TAILORING CO. No. 154-156 E. Sixth street, Owen Howell, proprietor. The most up-to-date place of its kind in the city. Clothing made to order, renovated, repaired, sponge pressed etc. They have an elegant wardrobe. They have clothes and deliver goods. They will keep your clothes in order for $1.00 per month. Gents furnishings of latest style always on hand. They have also established a laundry and are prepared to do anything in that line, best service at lowest rates. There is an elegant wardrobe attached and all the best brands of cigars and tobacco and smoker's articles always on hand. Tel. 3560 L. 2. The Next Attraction at the Star Theatre. The "Washington Society Girls," one of the best shows to be seen here this season, comes to the Star next week. It is said to be best in comedians, in capable, handsome and beautifully costumed vehicles which teem with funny lines, and in its ollo, which comprises some of the most exclusive and interesting acts in the varieties. The performance begins with a clever musical snap-shot, called "Levy in bright hits, funny situations and tuneful musical numbers—for not a moment is spontaneous hilarity lacking. The ollo of specialty acts include the Lynette Sisters, singing comediennes, Homan and Kearney, eccentricity, bright hits, funny situations and tuneful musical equilibrists; the Bartlett comedy musical sketch and as an added feature, Abbie Carlton and twenty pretty and prepaely young girls, in a series of beautiful and artistic living situations that have been the talk of the country. The closing burlesque is entitled "The Third Degree," and is what is known in the vernacular as a "scream." Good comedians make the best of their frequent opportunity for creating fun, pretty girls, brilliantly gowned, satisfy the eye, and innumerable catchy songs gratify music lovers. The Fashion Tailoring Co. The Fashion Tailoring Company. No. 359 Jackson Street, William Martin. Manager. is prepared to do first class work. It will be necessary, upon request, to present a report of men's clothes. They have a monthly contract system for those who desire it. They make a speciality of ladies' tailoring. Work called for and handled by a team of skilled, solicited. Lowest prices, for good work. Phone N. W. Main 1883-J. THE STATE SAVINGS BANK. Total Deposits Over $2,500,000.00. The only bank in St. Paul exclusively for savings; receives deposits in sums of $1 and upwards, and compounds interest semi-annually. Open Monday evenings from 6 to 8. WHEN IN ST. PAUL go to the Hotel St. Louis. 317% Wish St., upstairs for your meals. All home cooking. All regular meals 25 cents. Breakfast from 7:00 to 11:00 a. m.; dinner from 1:00 to 8:00 a. m.; supper from 8:00 to 8:00 p. m. 315-11. Mrs. Julia Hinson. Prop. NEW ENTERPRISE. The St. Paul General Jobbers, No. 41 W. Exchange, (formerly occupied by the Elk Express Co.) have added to their business General Expressing and Storage to be styled. The Beckwitt Express and Storage Co. Excellent, dry storage must be so that each patron must have access to the Rates reasonable. Call and inspect our building. Tel. N. W. Main 22% J. J. C. Beckwitt. Manager. S. W. Vanderwarker the pioneer of the fuel trade has removed his office from 45 E. 4th St., to 7 West 4th St. This site is convenient to all cars and can be handy for ladies who may order coal without going out of the shopping district. The same fair treatment, good fuel, and prompt service will be accorded to old and new patrons. Remember the new number "7" West Fourth street, one door above the corner of 4th and Wabasha. THE STATE SAVINGS BANK. Interest Rate on Deposits Raised to Three and One-Half Per Cent. Interest compounded semi-annually January and July 1st. Deposits received in sums of 4.90 to 8,000 Open during usual banking hours and on Monday evening from 6 to 8. Announcement. The patrons of the Valet Tailoring Co. 154-156 E Sixth street and the public generally, are hereby informed that Mr. Addison Davis now has full charge of our Laundry Department and the collection and delivery of our work of all kinds. Both phones. Owen Howell, Manager. HOUSE CLEANING ALL its branches by the Laundry Department. Cleaning Co. H. C. Walker, manager, 552 Wabasha street. Storm windows and stoves taken down, cellars cleaned up, carpets taken up or cleaned on the floors, rugs cleaned, draperies renovated, in fact anything in the line of housework done on short notices by expert reliable workmen. King Richard Up-To-date. "A motor-car, a motor-car, my kingdom for a motor-car!" TWIN CITY MAIDS and MATRONS' CUB SUNDAY. MAY 12. "The Drug Habit." Dr. Valdo Turner OFFICERS. W. T. Francis, President, R. C. Minor, Vice President. S. H. Smith, President. J. E. Clok, Trenurer, J. H. Hickman, J. Journalist, Dr. Valdo Turner, Chipinpai. EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. H. R. Howard, Chalman, F. I. W. Howard, W. D. Hayes, J. H. Hickman. Rev. W. D. Carter. Prof. Kenneth J. Hamilton. On Thursday evening March 7, at St. James A. M. E. church a grand Mandolin Recital will be given under the direction of Prof. K. J. Hamilton who will be assisted by some of the musicians. All doubtless remember the excellent music given by Prof. Hamilton last summer and are certainly ready to hear him again. He promises a rich, rare musical treat. Tickets 25 cents. He assists in his recital Mar. 7, by the St. Paul Mandolin Club, Mrs. Laura Clayborn, Vocalist and Miss Garnet Smith, Reader. Miss Smith's ability as a reader is well recognized by her many friends and admirers in St. Paul. The program next week will be both classical and popular so that all that am enjoy the same. M. B. H. M. W. GIBBS. GUMB'S CHOP HOUSE, 41 W. 3rd street. Open day and night. Clean and quick service. Meals. to order at all hours. Big dinner every Sunday beginning at 12 oclock. Blue points 30 cents doz.: 15 cents half doz. Oyster stew 15 cents. Freewood croppies, and chitterlings. CITATION FOR EXAMINATION OF FINAL ACCOUNT. State of Minnesota. In Probate County. County of Ramsay. In the matter of the estate of Frank Allen. The State of Minnesota to All Whom it may Concern: On reading and filing the estate, proying that the Court fix a time and place for examining, adjusting and assigning the property, and the assignment of the residue of said estate to the persons thereto entitled: the person, the person, and the person and that all persons interested in said matter be cited and required to appear before the Court of March, 1907, at 10 o'clock m. or, as soon thereafter as said matter can be made, the said Court House in the City of St. Paul in said County, and show that the person should not be granted and that this citation be served by the person of in the APPEAL according to law. Witness the Judge of said Court this 7th day of February. B. W. Weyler. E. W. Bazile. Judge of Probate Court. Seal of Probate Court. Attest. F. W. Gosewisch, Clerk of Probate. S. G. Thompson, Attorney. FATHER'S ADVICE. Governor of New York Did It to the Letter. Four years ago, when ex-Gov. Odell of New York was coming up for a renomination at the convention in Saratoga, there was a plan to put a man on the ticket with him for lieutenant governor to whom Odell objected strongly. The governor's father, 88 years old, a deacon in the church, and very strict in religious matters, was in Saratoga. There was a conference at one of the hotel cottages that lasted until late in the morning. The other leaders were trying to force Odell to take the obvious man. About 2 o'clock Odell's father, who had heard what was going on, stalked angrily over to the cottage and rapped on the door. "Well?" said Platt, sharply. "I want to see my son," demanded Odell. The governor came to the door. "What is it, father?" he asked. "Ben," the deacon, "tell them to go to ———" "Yes, father," replied the governor, obediently, and he went back and did just that. "My furs are like those!" exclaimed little Louise, while walking through the store. "Why," exclaimed her mother, "you have no furs of any kind." have no furs or am "Yes, I have," protested the child, "and they are lined with kittens, too." Postoffice Department Saved Thousands at Expense of the Treasury. Some years ago the treasury department desired to transport $25,000,000 in gold from the subtreasury in San Francisco to the subtreasury in New York. The way they did it was simple. They sent a treasury postal frank to the postmaster at San Francisco, told him to do it to the $250,000,000 gold and deliver it to New York. This that fortunate official under the law was obliged to do. No further effort or worry on the part of the treasury department was necessary. Incredible as it may seem, the postmaster at San Francisco carted $25,000,000 in gold under armed guard to the Southern Pacific railway station. There it was loaded on a special train, each car of which was equipped with guards heavily armed. This train was then sent across the continent by a special train, concerned with issue and time seduously concealed from the newspapers in order to avoid the danger of an attack from highwaymen. After a certain number of days this train arrived at Jersey City. The boxes containing the $25,000,000 in gold were taken across on the ferries and New Yorkers were mystified by the extraordinary spectacle of many vehicles loaded with boxes upon which were guarded guards with rifles and a crossbow. All was ended at the subterranean where the postoffice department was released from the custody of the coin by the receipt of the treasury department. The little bit of treasury transportation cost the postoffice department many thousands of dollars and cost the treasury department nothing at all. A Jacobs Story. W. W. Jacobs, the famous humorist, "I went abroad last summer," he said, "to try and get Mr. Jacobs to write for me; but I found that he had all he could do for six or seven years to come. "He is a quiet, modest chap. When I praised his wonderful skill in the writing of short stories, he said that it was only their surprises that made him take. Then, to illustrate what he meant, he told me a story wherein the surprises came fast and furious. "He said that a lawyer, defending a man accused of house breaking, spoke like this: "Your honor, I submit that my client did not break into the house at all. He found the parlor window open and merely inserted his arm and removed a few trifling articles. Now, my all-seeing eye himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed only by one of his limbs." "That argument," said the judge, "is very well put. Following it logically, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not as he chooses." "The defendant smiled with his lips, and he screwed his cork arm, and, leaving it in the dock, walked out." Painting on Metal Carl Lunde, a Norwegian artist, has made himself famous by painting on metal, an art even the Japanese have failed in, great as they are as metal workers. Lunde decorates ordinary tin with characteristic designs in colors and illuminates an ordinary tray or plate that would otherwise be cheaply japaned. The method is his secret and only one of many clevernesses he employs to render utility artistic and decorative. At the Seashore. The Ohio man said his friend, the Kentucky colonel, met on the beach. Kentucky colonel 'net on the beach. "Aren't you going to take a plunge in the surf this morning, colonel?" queried the Ohio man. "Nevah again for me, sah," replied the Kentuckian. "I tried it yesterday mawning, and accidentally swallowed neatly a quart of wah, sah." Thought Required "People talk about the weather because they don't like to think," remarked the man who makes a study of conversation. "Not in this climate," answered the contradictory person. "You've got to come on it here. The weather's liable to change while you are talking about it." Good as She Could Get. The new servant had presented her references, and the mistress read them over with a doubtful eye. "I am not quite satisfied with your references, Jane," she said. "Naymer am I, mum," responded the stalwart maid, "but they're the best I could get." "Don't you be glad when the election is over?" queried a gent passenger on a street car. "Not on your life," answered his companion. Since the campaign opened neither Carrie Nation, Elijah Dowte or Vesuvius has been heard from." Too Well Known Runge (at the bar with a friend)—I have just remembered that I haven't a cent on me. Schroeder that doesn't matter. You're well known here, aren't you? Runge—Unfortunately, yes. Health and Money Lost. "Is it true that Waldford died poor?" "Yes. You see, he lost his health chasing after fortune, and then lost his fortune chasing after health." Calling Her On! "Didn't I hear him ask if you I could not be persuaded to sing?" asked Mrs. Moved. "Yes; he moved it in between 'persuaded' and 'to.'" The Usual Thing. "I hear that the baron wants to get a divorce from his wealthy wife." "Yes, he was only temporarily embarrassed when he married her." Defective Page A WEEKS RECORD IN MINNESDAY TA'S CAPITAL The "Saintly City" and Saintly City Folks—Newly items of Social, Religious and General Matters Among the People. Gopher- Lodge 105 I. B, P. O, E. W. Give A Grand Ball And Vaudeville Show At Hiawata Temple Tuesday evening, April 2nd. Mrs. J. Washington spent several days in Fargo last week. Mrs. R. L. Buttner has been on the sick list for the past week. Mrs. T. B. Parker has been on the sick list for the last week. The Pastor's Aid Society of St. Peter's will give a Contest Concert April the bible institute meets at St. James church each Tuesday evening. Drink Grain Gain Belt Beer. Mrs. F. D. Danner has been on the sick list for several days threatened with typhoid fever. Mrs. Edith James has been called to Milwaukee on account of the serious illness of her mother. The Pastor's Aid Society of St. James' church meets every Friday evening. Literary programme. The City Federation of Afro-American Women's Clubs will meet the 2nd Saturday in March at St. Peter's church The Pastor's Aid Society of St. Peter's church will meet with Mrs. Fred Cunningham, 711 3rd Ave. S, next Wednesday. What's the matter with Hotel Dwyer 224 Washington Ave. S., when you want a good European hotel to stop at? Its all right. The supper given by the committee of St. Peter's which have the carpet fund in charge, was well attended—and a splendid success. Drink Golden Grain Belt Beer. The Saratoga Cafe No. 352 Cedar street. St. Paul, the place to get nice home cooked meals. When you visit the saintly city bear that in mind. St. Thomas Mission 5th Ave. and 9th Str. So. Services every Sunday afternoon. 4 o'clock, Sunday School at 3. Rev. A. H. Lealtad, Rector. All welcome. The next regular meeting of the Pastor's Aid Society of St. Peter's A, M. E. Church will be with Mrs. Sade Williams, 713 3d Ave. So., Wednesday Eve, March 6th. --- "I am for Men." HENRY GEORGE CIGAR 5c. Winston, Harper, Fisher Co. Distributors. Minneapolis. Don't forget that the Colonade Dancing School, Prof. Arthur Winstead, principal, at Wagner Hall, St. Paul, cor. of Charles and Western ave. holds regular weekly dances every Thursday evening. Admission 25 cents. Do you wish to be happy, and have a good time? If so, you are cordially invited to attend the social dances given every Tuesday evening at Keystone Hall, 1313 Washington Ave. south. Lunch served. Admission free. On April 16 and 17 there will be given a contest concert and supper by the ladies and gentlemen of St. Peter's A. M. E. Church at the church. On April 16 the gentlemen will give a stag dress and gentlemen will give a "Dove" concert and supper. Admission 15 cents each evening. It will be worth your while to wait. Madam Nellie Hale will again resume the sessions of the Autumn Leaf Dancing School, Tuesday, March 12th at Holcomb Hall, when the grand open sessions will be given. The regular sessions will be held on the second and fourth Tuesdays in each month hereafter. On Thursday evening March 7 Prof. K. J. Hamilton will give a grand mandolin recital at St. James Church St. Paul. He will be assisted by some of the best local musical talent. Many doubles remember with pleasure the last summer and doubtless desire to hear him again. He promises a rich, rare musical treat. Tickets 25 cents. The Whist party given by Miss Irene Jeffrey on Washington's birthday was a most enjoyable affair. After playing thirty hands of whist refreshtments and a few other games, Miss Thirteen having a score of forty-seven points won first prizes while Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence B. Lucas having the lowest score received the second prizes. Those present were Irene B. Elliot, M. A. West, Mr. and Mrs. B. Elliot, M. and Mrs. Tyler Howell, Mr. and Mrs. L. B. Lucas, Mr. and Mrs. F. A. Jeffrey, M. Lizzie Lucas, Miss Bain Congrove, Miss Cora Morris, Miss Lisa Congrove, Miss Cora Brown, Mr. Arthur Brown, M. Cabell, Mr. E. L. Bovid, Mr. Charles Shields and Mr. Roy Jeffrey. Mr. O. A. Lawrence has opened a ladies, children's and gentlemen's furnishing and shoe store at 514 Fourth Street So. Mr. Lawrence is fitting up his store in the latest style and wishes the support of THE APPEALS' READING FESTIVAL. He is the first venture of its kind in Minnesota yet satisfaction is guaranteed. If you wish holiday furnishings that are up-to-date call and see his line before buying elsewhere. Mr. Lawrence will be assisted by Mrs. Gibbs who will be pleased to show customers the oak Piston Library and has been a designated Minnesota four years and has a large business acquaintance. Drink Golden Grain Belt Beer. Drink Golden Grain Belt Beer. Our Latest Claims Paid. OWEN Davis had paid $100.00. Owen Davis had paid in $7.00. COSMOPOLITAN MUTUAL CASUAL TY CO. Keystone Buffet Kidd Mitchell, Prop. CHOICE WINES LIQUORS & CIGARS POOL AND BILLIARD ROOM 1313 WASHINCTON AVE. S MINNEAPOLIS MINN. DR. H. I. WILLIAMS DENTIST Room 405 Phoenix Building SEVENTH AND CEDAR OFFICE HOURS @ A. M. to 13 M. 1 P. M. to 5 P. M. Sundays by Appointment. Tel. Main 1672—A. Dr. Valdo Turner PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Kendrick Block 27 E. 7th. OFFICE HOURS. 9 to 11 A. M., 12 to 1 P. M. 3 to 5 P. M. Sundays 10 to 11 A. M. Res. 401 Marshall Ave. Tel. Dale 442-L N. W. 'Phones Main 2179-L Main 655-73 SAMUEL G. THOMPSON Attorney and Counsellor at Law PRACTICES IN ALL THE COURTS OF THE STATE OF MINNESOTA. Wills, Deeds, Contracts Etc., skillfully drawn. Complicated Property Matters and Accident Cases a Specialty. 2101 Bradley Bldg., ST. PAUL. P E. REID J. J. HIRSEFIELD Wines, Liquors and Cigars 40 East 3rd Street. Fr1. 1949-J1. FORD'S HAIR POMADE Formerly known as "QZONIZED OX MARROW" 80 STRAIGHTENS KINY or CURLY HAIR that it can be pushed lengthwise. Hair Pomade is now known as "OZONIZED OX MARROW" and is made by mixing kinky or curly hair straight, as makes kinky or curly hair soft, or born, harsh, kinky or curly hair soft, may be obtained from one treatment; to 4 oz. of OZONIZED OX MARROW Hair Pomade ("OZONIZED OX DRILLE, pluches liching, invigorates the scalp, makes it grow and, by nourishing the roots, makes it grow and, by nourishing the roots, performed and harmless, is a toilet Fordy's Hair Pomade ("OZONIZED OX FORDY'S Hair Pomade ("OZONIZED OX States Patient Office, in 1814. In all that long time returned from the hundreds of thousands we sweat and affective, no master boy song you love makes the hair STRAIGHT, SOFT, and makes that Fordy's Hair Pomade ("OZONIZED OX MARROW") is put on only in 60 ct. size, contains the signature, Charles Ford Presnt. contains the signature, Charles Ford Presnt. sections every bottle. Price only 50 ct. or dealer can not supply you he can or send us 50 ct. for one bottle postpaid, or send us 50 ct. for one bottle express paid. We pay postage and express send sand postal or express money order, and address plain 50. Write your name and address plain 50. The Ozonized Ox Marrow Co. (None genuine without my signature) Charles Ford Peck 76 Wabush Ave., Chicago, Ill. Agents wanted everywhere. FIRST HOME OF DIAMONDS. Didest Field for the Precious Stones Is in Central India. In a recent report of the geological survey of India there is an interesting account of the Panna diamond fields of Central India. Historically this country is believed to be the original home of the diamond, and from them it is supposed that the famous Kohinoor was extracted some three and a half centuries ago, the earliest diamonds dating some twenty-five years previously. Of late years India has quite retired from the field as a precious stone producer to any extent or value, but from the account given it should be worth the while of a small syndicate to take up these diamonds and work stones found compare with the yield them systematically, though it is said that neither in luster nor price do the of the South African fields. The methods, however, now in vogue mean merely superficial treatment, following the lines which have been in vogue for centuries, with the probable result that the strata containing the most valuable deposits of stones are not reached. From a geological point of view there are said to be diamond-bearing conglomerates over several areas which would admit of deep shaft sinking and systematic mining under competent control being carried on profitably. CLAWHAMMER IS A RELIC. Peculiarities of the Dress Coat All Once Had a Meaning. The clawhammer, or evening coat, has many oddities of cut. These oddities were once essentials. There was, in fact, a time when every idiocy of the clawhammer served some useful purpose. The cutaway front of the coat, for instance, was originally cut away so that the wearer when on horseback would not be incomposed. The two buttons on the back were for fastening up the tails on tof harm's way, each tail having in the past a buttonhole at its end. The sleeves, with their false cuffs, are reflexes of the days when sleeves were always turned back, and therefore were always made with cuffs that unbottoned. The collar with its wide notches, is a survival of the old collar that was notched in order that its wearer could turn it up conveniently in cold or stormy weather. The dress coat, in a word, is a patchwork of relics once essential, but now of no use on earth. No Room. An Irishman was recently traveling in a train accompanied by a minister, when two stout ladies entered the compartment. They placed themselves one on each side of Pat, who was, of course, much crushed. The minister, on seeing him so placed, said: "Are you sure you are comfortable, Pat?" To this question Pat quickly replied: "Sure, your honor. I haven't much room to grumble." Rare Complaint. "Isn't it strange," asks the first man, "that so many men, after years of ruthless commercial practices, piracies one might almost say, after they have climbed to the pinnacle of success, 'should have softening of the brain?' "It would be stranger yet, infinitely stranger," replies the man with the corrugated blow, "if any of them ever had softening of the heart."—Puck. A Peripatetic Editor. . T. Lowery has the distinction of being the only peripatetic editor. He is the publisher of "Lowery's Claim." Formerly issued from Nelson, B. C., but as the Canadian postoffice officials have excluded this publication from the mails he has taken to the road and is issuing his paper from wherever he happens to be. Six Against Five Hundred In the neighborhood of Lake Tehad, Africa, the other day six negro troopers, commanded by a corporal, armed with carbines only, successfully defended a little mud fort against 500 warlike Tauregs, and when the Tauregs gave up the attempt and retired the troopers sallied out and "punished them. False Reports. Menellk, and Castro, too—the news it came by wire— Were very sick and pretty quick were like to be called higher. But as they both were well, we fear that some one is a liar. Vindicated. "Not educated, eh?" sneered the army of aliens pouring through Ellis island, "you just watch us multiply." Truth to tell, the task thus set did keep the bureau of vital statistics pretty busy. Damper to Genius. "For three hours," said the poet, "I have sat here, but haven't written a line!" "What you need," said his wife, "is exercise. Come and help me with the week's washing." A Good Holder. Mabel—Mrs. Wimpsley is a woman who holds her age well, isn't she? Juliet—Yes. She has been holding it at one point for the past dozen years. Matter of Income. Double-Barreled Pun. Speaker Cannon made a double-barreled pun recently. He was expressing condolences with Congressman Warton over the latter's defeat. "You were beaten by a telegraph operator if I remember rightly" said Mr. Cannon. "He must have had the dots on you, dash it." Mr. Wharton growled out something to the effect that the joke was "almost good enough to be printed in an English comic paper." 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They Will be Exclusive From All Others in Style, Fit and Quality PRESSING AND REPAIRING N. W. Tel. 3488-L NO. 411 BRADLEY BUILDING 5th st., between Wabasha and Cedar sts. ST. PAUL, MINN. FIRST HOME OF DIAMONDS. Oldest Field for the Precious Stones Is in Central India. In a recent report of the geological survey of India there is an interesting account of the Panna diamond fields of Central India. Historically this country is believed to be the original home of the diamond, and from them it is supposed that the famous Kohinoor was extracted some three and a half centuries ago, the earliest diamonds dating some twenty-five years previously. Of late years India has quite retired from the field as a precious stone producer to any extent or value, but from the account given it should be worth the while of a small syndicate to take up these diamonds and work stones found compare with the yield them systematically, though it is said that neither in luster nor price do the of the South African fields. The methods, however, now in vogue mean merely superficial treatment, following the lines which have been in vogue for centuries, with the probable result that the strata containing the most valuable deposits of stones are not reached. From a geological point of view there are said to be diamond-bearing conglomerates over several areas which would admit of deep shaft sinking and systematic mining under competent control being carried on profitably. CLAWHAMMER IS A RELIC. Peculiarities of the Dress Coat All Once Had a Meaning. The clawhammer, or evening coat, has many oddities of cut. These oddities were once essentials. There was, in fact, a time when every idiosyncracy of the clawhammer served some useful purpose. The cutaway front of the coat, for instance, was originally cut away so that the wearer when on horseback would not be incommoded. The two buttons on the back were for fastening up the tails out of harm's way each tail having in the past a buttonhole at its end. The sleeves, with their false cuffs, are relics of the days when sleeves were always turned back, and therefore were always made with cuffs that unbottled. The collar with its wide notches, is a survival of the old collar that was notched in order that its wearer could turn it up conveniently in cold or stormy weather. The dress coat, in a word, is a patchwork of relics once essential, but now of no use on earth. No Room. An Irishman was recently traveling in a train accompanied by a minister, when two stout ladies entered the compartment. They placed themselves one on each side of Pat, who was, of course, much crushed. The minister, on seeing him so placed, said: "Are you sure you are comfortable, Pat?" To this question Pat quickly replied: "Sure, your honor. I haven't much room to grumble." Rare Complaint. "Isn't it strange," asks the first man, "that so many men, after years of ruthless commercial practices, prairies one might almost say, after they have climbed to the pinnacle of success, should have softening of the brain?" "It would be stranger yet, infinitely stranger," replies the man with the corrugated brow, "if any of them ever had softening of the heart."—Puck. A Perinatetic Editor. T. Lowery has the distinction of being the only, peripatetic editor. He is the publisher of "Lowery's Claim." Formerly issued from Nelson, B. C., but as the Canadian postoffice officials have excluded this publication from the mails he has taken to the road and is issuing his paper from wherever he happens to be. Six Against Five Hundred. In the neighborhood of Lake Tehad, Africa, the other day six negro troopers, commanded by a corporal, armed with carbines only, successfully defended a little mud fort against 500 warlike Tauregs, and when the Tauregs gave up the attempt and retired the troopers sallied out and "punished them. False Reports. Menelik, and Castro, too—the news it came by wire— Were very sick and pretty quick were like to be called higher. But as they both were well, we fear that some one is a liar. Vindicated. "Not educated, eh?" sneered the army of aiens pouring through Ellis island, "you just watch us multiply." Truth to tell, the task thus set did keep the bureau of vital statistics pretty busy. Damper to Genius. "For three hours," said the poet, "I have sat here, but haven't written a line!" "What you need," said his wife, "is exercise. Come and help me with the week's washing." Juliet—Yes. She has been holding it at one point for the past dozen years. Interested in the Wedding. "Are you related to the bride or groom-elect?" inquired the busy usher. "No." "Then what interest have you in the ceremony?" "I'm the defeated candidate." Mahoney's Forethought. Dentist—I've filled all your teeth that have cavities, sir. Mahoney—Well, thin, fill th' rist av this, too—thin whin th' cavities come they'll be already filled, b'gobs! Regarded as a Delicate Hint. "Do you know if there is to be a charity ball?" "Very neatly put, old man. Come; and have one with me." SHAROOD'S REZ $5.00 SHOE THE IDEAL COMFORT SHOE HARM CLASSES EYE DEFECTS AND SYMPTOMS. EYE DEFECTS AND SYMPTOMS. There can be but two defects in the human eye. Theeye may be too long in whole. Then we have the Myopic eye. Or too short in whole—the Hyperopic eye. Symptoms that spring from these two simple eye malformations are manifold; such as eye and headaches, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Nervous Debility, Chorea, Epilepsy and other ailments having their origin in lack of nerve force. 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MOST WORSHIPFUL, GRAND LODGE MINNESOTA, A. F. AND A. M. R. S. BROWN, GRAND MASTER. 405 Century Bldg., Minneapolis, Minn. JOSE H. SHERWOOD, GRAND SECY. 130 W. Arch St. St. Paul, Minn. PIONEER LODGE No. 1, A. F. and A. M. meets first and third Mondays of each month at Wagner Hall, cor. Charles street and Western Avenue at 500 p.m. F. L. Phelps, W. M.; L. F. De Lyons, Secy. 500 Temperance street. PERFECT ASHLAR LODGE NO. 4, A. F. and A. M. meets second and fourth Tuesdays of A. Wagner Hall, cor. Charles street and Western Avenue at 500 p.m. F. D. Carter, W. M. 1000 Iglehart street. Jose H. Sherwood, Secy. 130 W. Arch St. Hayes Lodge No. 6, KI of Pmeet first and third Tuesesor of University and Farrington Avenues, at 8:00oclock P. M. Knights of Pmeet standing always welcome. John H. BROOKLYN HIGH SCHOOL John H. Hayes, C. C., R. W. Gully, K. of R. and S. 389 Rondo. BIDDLE CIRCLE, LADIES OF G. A. R meets first and third Tuesdays of each month in Supreme Court room, old capita building, Mrs M. J. Levitus Press, Mr J. K. White. Seyc., Phoenix Bldg. FIDELITY COURT OF CALANTHO NO. 345, N. A. S. A. E. A. A. and A. E. A. meets first and third Tuesdays each month at K. of P. Hall 211 Heumann Ave. Minneapolis, Mrs Ione E. Gibbs, W. C. Mrs. Arlivia C. Watson, R. of D. 3040 Findley Place. GOPHER LODGE NO. 105, L. P. P. O. of the World, meets second and fourth Thursday in each month at Central Annex Hall, 116 W. 6th St. St. Paul, M. I. W. P. E. E. Charleston, Secy. 607 St. Anthony Ave. PILGRIM BAPTIST CHURCH, Cor. 12th and Cedar. Sunday services: Preach at 12:00 o'clock, Farewell school at 12:30 o'clock. Wednesday evening general prayer meeting. Friday evening study Sunday school lesson. Funerals at 12:00 o'clock. Wednesday evening pastor meeting. W. D. Carter, Pastor. 1000 Iglehart. ST. JAMES' A. M. E. CHURCH, COR. Fuller and Jay streets. Sunday services, 11:00 a. m.; 7:30 p. m. 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