Wisconsin Weekly Advocate
Thursday, August 9, 1906
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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WISCONSIN
WEEKLY
ADVOCATE
DEVOTED TO THE INTERESTS OF THE WEGRO RACE
MR. H. C.
[Name not provided]
MR. H. C. CHEYNEY.
A Good Man Lost to Milwaukee.
The Advocate along with others regrets the fact of the transfer of H. C. Cheyney of the Chicago and North-Western to a larger sphere of usefulness. While in Milwaukee Mr. Cheyney endeard himself to every one with whom
SUPERIOR, Wis.—One of the working ladies of the great northwest—one who is not ashamed to work, and who produces more elaborate lace work and needlework than any other young lady
ROSE BEATRICE ROLLINGER
in that great region. In addition, Miss Rollinger is possessed of charming and amiable manners, and one whom it is a pleasure to meet. We wish her and hers all success in life and business. Whoever the lucky man may be to win the affections and devotion of Miss Rollinger must be congratulated.
[Name]
The above is a likeness of Hon. M. L. Dudgeon, candidate for Congress, who will succeed the late Congressman Adams in the Second district. We congratulate the Negroes of the Second district
VOLUME VIII.
he came in contact by his conspicuous business ability and tact in dealing with al classes and, we may say, races of men. He was a faithful official to the company, and at the same time a true friend of the general public. We regret his transfer.
on having an opportunity to work and vote for such a high class man. The Advocate urges its readers to go to the polls on primary day and vote for this noble citizen, of whom the venerable ex-Gov. W. D. Hoard has the following to say:
"Such a man, we believe, who will make a faithful, able and manly representative of this district, is Mathew S. Dudgeon of Madison. He is a young man, has filled the office of district attorney of Dane county for two terms and was a member of the Legislature for the session of 1903 and discharged his duty with zeal and first-class ability. He has consented to become a candidate.
"The Union bespeaks for him a hearty welcome on the part of the voters of Jefferson county. We want a man who will grow to the place that Cully Adams so nobly filled. The Union believes Mr. Dudgeon will do it if he is nominated. When we come to the primary election on the 4th of next month do not forget that your material interests are very much affected by the kind of man you nominate for Congress."
Another of Superior's superior young ladies, and a member of a family highly respected in that city. Miss Emma is
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EMMA MARGUERITE ROLLINGER.
ambitious to become a cornetist, but in the meantime is quite content to make herself useful about the home, where her devotion to her work finds acceptance with all the household.
The special mania of an insane man was the belief that he himself was a poached egg. One day he said to his keeper, "I would like a piece of toast." It was not at meal time, and the keeper asked, "Why do you want a piece of toast now?" "Because." answered the man, "I am tired, and I'd like to sit down!"—Lippincott's.
Method in His Madness.
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN, AUGUST 9, 1906.
SUPERIOR.
During the visit of the Women's Federation of Colored Clubs of Minnesota, the visiting delegates were royally entertained by Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Oglesby at the Country club there. Everything possible for the visitors' enjoyment was done by the host and hostess. Fishing and boating were indulged in, and a splendid dinner was served. Again, we say.
Ladies of Wisconsin. Wake Up!!
The editor was glad to meet his old friend, Mr. Fred McHenry, in this city. Mac was in his usual philosophical mood. He is doing well and prospering.
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The delegates who were attending the Colored Women's State Federation were pleasantly entertained at a banquet at the Hotel Superior by Mrs. L. B. Gross of this city. They were pleasantly welcomed by the mayor of the city, the Hon. Lindley. The officials after the banquet spoke along the same lines as reported in another column of this paper. Again we say: "Ladies of Wisconsin, wake up!"
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Miss Mayme Wheeler, a sister of Mrs. A. C. Oglesby, of the Country club, is a graduate from the school of dressmaking of Aver Trades school, Allegheny, Pa. Miss Wheeler is a very superior young lady and worthy of every advancement, and if there were more like her, willing and anxious to do well the race would be more progressive. Miss Wheeler has secured a position as school teacher for next term and the Advocate wishes her all the success which her abilities entitle her to.
Special to The Wisconsin Weekly Advocate
Ladies of Wisconsin. Wake Up!
The second annual convention of the Colored Women's clubs of Minnesota was held July 26 at Duluth, Minn. The number of clubs represented by their delegates was 21, and the membership over 400. There were fifty-one delegates present, and the gathering was a most successful one from beginning to end. The meetings were held in the German Methodist church, kindly granted for the occasion. The forenoon was spent in looking
Mary
MRS A. C. OGLESBY.
after the comfort of the incoming delegates, who appreciated that consideration. In the evening the mayor, the Hon. L. B. Cullnow, welcomed the delegation to his city and assured them of a cordial reception during their stay. Rev. G. B. Moore, pastor of St. Mark's A. M. E. church, and Mrs. Mayme' Merry and I. G. Gibb responded on behalf of the federation. Mrs. Laura Durant Hickman of St. Paul give a highly interesting report on the work of the federation and was highly complimented on her marked ability and for the good work which she and the president were doing for their sisters throughout the state.
Mrs. Washburn, representing the white ladies' federation, being called upon by the president, highly complimented her sisters on the good work they were accomplishing. The following were elected as officials for the ensuing year:
Mrs. I. T. Gibb, president. Mrs. Mayme Merry, vice president. Mrs. Mary J. Joyce, secretary. Mrs. Mary Durant, treasurer. Many excellent papers were read by the delegates, amongst which we may mention "The Value of Clubs," by Mrs. Laura Durant Hickman, St. Paul, and "The Club and its Influence," by Mrs. Jessie Williams. After the formal business had been transacted the visiting delegates were delightfully entertained by their Duluth sisters in a trip throughout the city and vicinity, returning home in time for the reception which was held at the home of Mrs. A. Johnson, the guests of honor being Mrs. Gibb and Mrs. Hickman.
During the course of the reception a pleasing incident occurred when Mrs. Hickman on behalf of the federation presented Mrs. Gibb with a handsome diamond ring in partial recognition of the valuable services which she is rendering to her sisters throughout the state and country. H. II. STARKS.
CREAM CITY NOTES.
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We would respectfully ask our readers to bestow at least a share of their custom upon those who advertise with us.
The various remedies and hair restorers advertised in this paper can be had at the advertised price at the office of this paper.
G. H. Q. of Q. F.
Gordon lodge No. 5693, G. U. O. of O. F., meets regularly on the first and third Monday nights of each month at room 27, 115 Wisconsin street. James Miller, N. G.; R. R. Gordon, P. S. Household of Ruth, No. 2195, meets regularly on the second and fourth Monday night of each month. Estella Walker, M. N. G.; Mary L. Kinner, W. R.
Mr. Henry Jabin, of Chicago, in company with Mrs. McAfee, spent a brief but pleasant stay in the Cream City, the guest of Mr. and Mrs. William Fisher.
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Mrs. James Miller and little son have left the city for Black River Falls, where they will spend the rest of the summer with relatives and friends.
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Mrs. A. G. Burgette of 709 Wells street is contemplating a trip to St. Paul to visit her many friends.
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Ion. W. T. Green has made a flying trip to the Capital City on business.
Mrs. Eva Monroe, one of the founders of the Lincoln Colored Home of Springfield, Ill., called at the Advocate office today, her call was highly appreciated, and we are proud of the great work she is doing for our race. Mrs. Monroe is the guest of her sister, Mrs. Kelley, 369 Third street.
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Mr. John Malone, from the East, is in our city for a few weeks.
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While Mrs. Seals and Miss Lewis of Chicago, were spending a few hours in our city yesterday, they didn't forget to make us a call, accompanied by Mrs. Williams.
It was thought that Willie Thirl, son of Mr. and Mrs. Adolph Thirl, was recovering from the fall, but we find he is seriously ill with typhoid fever resulting from the fall, but we hope he will recover soon.
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The newly appointed railroad commissioners for Wisconsin were, in our opinion, deserving of all praise for the manner in which they have begun the duties assigned to them.
That their selection has been a judicious one is shown by the manner in which their business—their difficult business—is conducted. Everything seems to go like clockwork and that the right men are in the right place cannot be doubted.
Miss Stella S. Stelzner is entertaining her friends, Mr. Hector C. McRae and Miss Katherine Stelzer from Appleton, Wis., and giving them a good time. Our Appleton friends are always welcome in the city, and will find their Milwaukee friends appreciative of their visit.
The Passing Over of "Dot" Truss
One of the best known citizens of Milwaukee has passed on to the great beyond. We refer to John Truss, popularly known as "Dot" Truss, who had made for himself a record in this city for honest and straightforward dealing second to none. Mr. Truss was born in Ypsilanti, Mich., in 1865, and came to Milwaukee over twenty years ago. He engaged in legitimate business as a public entertainer, and enjoyed the confidence of those who employed him by carrying out his obligations to the letter. Some eighteen months ago Mr. Truss' health began to fail, but he nobly struggled on until finally, four months ago, he succumbed and had to consent to be laid aside. His end came rapidly and he finally passed away Saturday, August 4, surrounded by his immediate relatives.
The funeral was held from the Calvary Baptist church, of which he had recently become a member. The church was crowded to the doors and many stood on the sidewalk. The platform was occupied by Revs. Fox, the pastor; A. W. Herrin, J. J. Anderson of Chicago and Dr. D. E. Butler, St. Mark's, all of whom took part in the service. Appropriate music was rendered by a voluntary choir. The floral tributes were numerous and costly. The pallbearers were Messrs. D. P. Redd, Napoleon Brodie, Lewis Young, Thomas L. Jackson, Will Simmons and Nathaniel Wilkins. Interment was at Union cemetery whither a large number of those at the funeral accompanied the remains. We desire to give the deceased brother all the credit which is due to him for his naturally good qualities, for his sterling honesty, for his geniality, for his generosity to any friend in need. He is now receiving his reward for carrying out these ends. Mr. Truss leaves a devoted widow to mourn his loss besides a brother in this city and a sister in Ann Arbor, Mich.
The number of quart bottles of champagne on stock in the French caves last year was 100,698,363.
Mary
MRS. J. P. NIX.
Mrs. J. P. Nix, proprietrix of the Moon hotel, Superior, is a perfect type of the eastern hotel keeper. The editor is indebted to her for courtesies received during his brief stay in that city. Mrs. Nix believes in bringing up her children so as to be able to earn their own living if misfortune should berail. Visitors to Superior could not do better than make their temporary home at the Moon hotel, where every comfort will be assured them. Mrs. Nix is a lady of charming personality and handsome appearance, and has always a smile for everyone.
Miss Lottie Nix of Superior, Minnesota, is one of the brightest specimens of budding young womanhood that it
THE LADY OF THE ROSE
MISS LOTTIE NIX.
has been our pleasure to meet. She was chosen as the queen of the carnival when the Elks held high carnival there. In addition to her personal attractions, she is a brilliant pianist, and an elocationist of no small caliber. The Advocate predicts for her a brilliant future.
Calvary Baptist.
Services at 11 a. m. were inspiring and interesting. Rev. G. J. Fox filled the pulpit and delivered a forceful and elequent discourse from Jer. xxi. 1-10. Sunday school at 2 p. m. We were glad to have Editor R. B. Montgomery with us. He took an interesting part in the lesson. MRS. S. C. CRAIG, Supt. At 8 p. m. the pulpit was occupied by Rev. A. W. Herrin, who discoursed from St. Mark xvi, 1-15, after which the Lord's supper was commemorated. Collection for the day. $4.60.
The L. and D. society, which holds its meetings every Friday evening, at 9:15 o'clock at the Calvary Baptist church, rendered a short but interesting programme on last Friday evening. The proposition: "Should Women Be Allowed to Vote," was ably debated by both the negative and affirmative side. The final decision being in favor of the negative. Next Friday will be a "Night with the men," and many of our leading young men of the city are expected to render interesting speeches. The public is always welcome. Ice cream will be served every Friday after each meeting. S. Bryant, president; L. H. Fuller, vice president; Miss Marshall, secretary.
New England Amenities.
Two New England farmers met at the postoffice one morning:
"Mornin', Si."
"Mornin', Josh."
"My boss is ailin', Si. What did you feed your'n on when he wus ailin'?"
"Benzine, Josh."
"Mornin', Si."
"Mornin', Josh."
Two days later:
"Mornin', Si."
"Mornin', Josh."
"Say, Si, my boss died."
"So did mine, Josh."
"Mornin', Si."
"Mornin', Josh."
"Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree."
"Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree." Everybody's Magazine.
—A Zionist society of young girls has been organized in Brooklyn, N. Y.
EDITORIAL COMMENT.
Is the Negro passing as a political factor? is the question being asked on all sides.
That it is a timely one none can gain-say—especially when the present political status of the Negro is marked against that of the Negro twenty years and more ago. It does appear that when the "BIG NEGRO" of a few years ago passed, his office passed with him. This may be a military modus operandi, but when applied politically, and then only to the Negro, is entirely out of place, and notoriously unfair.
It might be well, however, to observe just here that there is a rank lack of unity and race pride among the Negro of today—which may or may not have been the BIG inducement to give the Black man the "HOOKS." This is to be regretted in the extreme.
The influence of the red-hot Negro journal, and the fiery eloquence of the Negro stump speaker are forces seen and felt no more.
"Back to your tents, O Israel"—"Walk in the old paths." What the Negro needs today is to get together and labor for the elevation of the race along all lines. Select a real Negro, who stands for something, and follow that Negro to the heights.
Ten million black men, whose ancestry gave to the "Land of the free and home of the brave" the stable foundation of its greatness, living and struggling on the soil which they helped to conquer, and yet beaten back from a voice in the administration of its government.
The "Work and Be Decent" doctrine of Secretary Bonaparte, if he does not know, we will tell him, gives aspirations to place and government. Give the Negro a chance to work and he'll work till Jesus comes—but do not stop there, give him a chance to operate politically in behalf of his wife and children.
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When a public servant has performed well the duties of the position to which he was elected and has proven himself a painstaking official in the conduct of the affairs entrusted to him, he is entitled to confidence. If he is disposed to continue his efforts in the behalf of his constituents, it is good business policy to re-elect him. When Theobald Otjen was elected to Congress from the Fourth district his friends who knew him predicted a career in the lower house that would reflect credit on himself and would redound to the district as a whole and to the citizens individually who might have business with the government. These predictions have proven true. No more careful, conscientious, faithful representative was ever sent to Congress than Mr. Otjen. His record is unblemished. He has been untiring in the discharge of his duties and merits another term. What he has already learned of the methods of Congress and congressional legislation is an asset that should not be overlooked in considering the advantage of returning him to Congress.
Among the many popular candidates who will speak at the big picnic and barbecue at Castalia park, Tuesday, August 14, will be the Hon. Joseph Hundt. Many persons who have come to know this strong man through the columns of the Advocate, will hail with delight his address on Tuesday. Mr. Hundt, as is true of others who will speak, has learned the value of meeting the people face to face, giving them a hearty handshake, and telling them from his own lips what he intends to do. The general public will do well to turn out Tuesday and hear the men talk who shortly will come to rule in public affairs.
Tact Lacked.
Miss Clara Clemens, Mark Twain's daughter, was talking at Atlantic City about entertaining.
"Tact." she said, "is essential to good entertaining. I once dined at a house where the hostess had no tact. Opposite me sat a modest, quiet man. This man suddenly turned as red as a lobster and fell into a horrible fit of confusion on hearing his hostess say to her husband:
"How inattentive you are, Joe. You must look after Mr. Blank better. He's helping himself to everything."—New York Tribune.
One Traveler's Criticism
John Sharp Williams had an engagement to speak in a small southern town. The train he was traveling on was not of the swiftest, and he lost no opportunity of keeping the conductor informed as to his opinions of that particular road.
"Well, if yer don't like it," the conductor finally blurted out, "why in thunder don't yer git out an' walk?" "I would," Mr. Williams blandly replied, "but you see the committee doesn't expect me until this train gets in." "Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree," Everybody's Magazine.
THE WISGONSIN WEEKLY ADVOCATE.
R. B. MONTGOMERY, Editor and Proprietor.
Miscellaneous Items. There are 13,000 miles of new railroad lines under contract of construction at the present time in the United States. Doctors' coachmen in Berlin wear white hats so that a physician's carriage may be easily recognized in case of necessity. An association has been formed for the purpose of supplying, under certain conditions, spectacles to children in London elementary schools. In Russia an extensixe domestic industry consists of the manufacture of wooden spoons, of which as many as 20,000,000 are made annually. They are nearly all of birch wood.
Having supported himself as a peddler for seventy-five years, James O'Dwyer of Kilmihil, Ireland, who is now 102 years old, has, for the first time in his life, been compelled to ask for relief from the Kilrush Board of Guardians.
A citizen of Salisbury, Mo., who manufactures poisoned wheat for rodents, was awakened one night recently by a mouse biting him on the ear. The local paper says the rodent read his poisoned wheat advertisement and bit him for revenge.
Fifteen or twenty lions suddenly raided the town of Chorumo, in British Central Africa, the other evening at dusk and killed and ate eleven persons. The other inhabitants fled in their canoes and the lions prowled through deserted streets.
Bertha Fowler, a 12-year-old girl of Lewiston, Me., has been astonishing patrons of the fair grounds there by driving a big Hambletonian pacer in something under 2:30 on a half-mile track. She began handling the reins when she was half her present age.
A Pekin correspondent says: "It is no uncommon sight to see twelve or thirteen enormous fat pigs with their legs tied huddled close together having a ride in a Chinese cart with some sight of light cargo on top of them and a man sitting on the cargo.
A new steamship line has been established by the Netherland and Rotterdam Lloyd Steamship Navigation companies between the Dutch East Indies and British India, from Java to Calcutta, via Singapore, Sobang and Rangoon.
The evidence before the British Army Stores commissioners, as to graft during the Boer war, shows that there was only one regiment the contractors were unable to cheat. That proud distinction belongs to the Seventh Hussars. They weighed everything and checked the quality of everything supplied them.
-It is asserted by high authorities that neither great heat nor long maintenance of the requisite temperature is required to sterilize milk suspected of containing the germs of diseases, such as tuberculosis. The bacilli of that terrible disease are destroyed by a temperature of 145 degrees in five minutes. -Count Tolstoi lately added bookbinding to the numerous skilled trades which he already practices. He spent the first half of last winter in binding in leather a library of 400 paper bound volumes, doing everything, from the making of the covers to the gilding and lettering, with his own hands.
A great California industry is the manufacture of salt from sea water. In Alameda county 100,000 tons were produced last year. Only a few years ago the state imported all its salt. Now it produces enough for its own use—which is enormous, owing to the fisheries and packing houses—and exports large quantities as well.
The Prince of Monaco, acknowledged to be the greatest living authority on oceangraphy, has decided to establish in Paris an institution for seabed research, and will endow it with something like $1,000,000. He has spent a great deal of money in searching out the secrets of the sea. His splendid yacht Princess Alice is fitted up with fine laboratories and photographic rooms.
The young Duke of Saxe-Weimar, heir presumptive to the throne of Holland, is immensely wealthy and has more money invested in private business enterprises than any other royalty living. He has a million sterling in the Imperial bank, several other royalties being shareholders, and is interested in a lot of other paying concerns.
A meteorologist has undertaken the laborious task of measuring the dimensions of raindrops. He finds that the largest are about one-sixth of an inch and the smallest 1-700th of an inch in diameter. They are larger in summer than in winter and larger in hot than in cold climates. The size of the drop when it reaches the earth depends on the height from which it has fallen.
-It is said by some students of the origin of the great iron and steel industry that the Japanese many generations ago used to make steel in a curious manner which is not wholly understood. They forged iron into the shape desired and then buried it for eight or ten years in marshy ground. Through some process of nature, which may have been due to the presence of peculiar chemicals in the soil, it came out steel.
Insurance came from medieval Italy. It is believed to date from the sixteenth century, and at that time it was known in Florence. The Romans did not know insurance. The nearest they came to it was the practice of a company supplying the army to require a guarantee from the state against the loss of ships. But this was soon abandoned because damages had been collected for sunken ships too worthless to float.
The enormous salt deposit in Kansas, beginning in Ellsworth and Saline counties, extends south through the counties of Rice, McPherson, Sedgwick, Harper and Sumner. Salt wells are found outside of this district, but it is believed that their water is made salt by coming in contact with the salt bed within the counties named. A few years ago it was estimated that Kansas had twenty trillion barrels of salt and could alone supply the demand of the United States for more than a million years. The largest salt plant in the world is in Hutchinson, Kan.
-Is the earth made up of three concentric spheres? A physicist says that such is the case. The solid nucleus he suppose to be between 3000 and 7000 miles in diameter and this is surrounded by a liquid substratum, outside of which is the crust, variously estimated at 70 to 200 miles in thickness. More than two centuries ago a similar theory, including the slow rotation of the inner solid sphere on a different axis from that of the entire globe, was held by Dr. Edmund Halley to account for the changes in the earth's magnetism. The axis of the nucleus was thought to have been originally that of the entire globe and to the change of its course was attributed the deluge. The earth's internal heat, it is now pointed out, may be accounted for by the friction of the differently rotating bodies.
THE FORTUNE TELLER.
Turning the secrets from her pack of cards,
Warning of sickness, tracing out a theft,
Guarding from danger as an omen guards,
Her hand grew withered as it grew more
deft.
Till in the stuffy parlor where she lies,
Now to these clients, neighbors, debtors,
friends,
Truest is proven of her prophecies—
"I shall be dead before December ends."
That old man, facing us, who many years
Boasted the subtle wonders of her art,
Now hear him, how he tells us with his
tears
The simplier, larger wisdom of her heart.
For she was quick to share the good that
came.
So that pale mothers turned at last and
slept,
And loafers gruffly reverenced her name. * *
Yet more than all she gave away, she kept!
Kept red geraniums on her window sill.
Kept a gay garden in that narrow plot
Fenced in behind the house--you'll find there still
Her hoe, her rake, her rusty watering pot!
Bright, in the midst of all these dingy words
yards,
Her roses, hollyhocks and pansies grew;
As though some happy jester in the cards
Whispered the sweetest secret that he
knew.
—Witter Bynner in Metropolitan Magazine.
THE RING AVAILETH.
She knew that everybody at the hotel was sure she was engaged. She felt them observe her subtle ways of expressing the open secret of her heart. She was aware that they noticed her anxiety about the mails going out and her eagerness about the mails coming in. She would affect that tender glance at the ring when she really knew that everyone was looking.
She would hurry into the dining room a half-minute late folding a letter and crushing it into the front of her shirt waist. She would stand before the long windows in the palmroom or sit silently in one of the huge rattan rockers on the porch and gazze absently across the links.
When the boys asked for a set of tennis she would look at once startled and pleased and hesitatingly would say: "Tennis! Way, I would dearly love to, but——" And she would turn inquiringly to her aunt with an expression by which most girls would mean, "Do you think it is all right?" but by which she seemed to mean, "Do you think that he would think it is all right?" The more she declined the more persistent they became, tin at length she was the center of all social activities.
"It is not because of myself. Men always are silly about engaged girls." This was her secret thought.
She enjoyed it immensely, however, and the other girls envied and gossiped.
One afternoon a young college man was presented to her. "Do you know," said he, "I've been dying to meet you—that is, ever since I heard—er—you were engaged."
"Is it such a dreadful tning to be engaged?" she exclaimed. "I know men just simply despise engaged girls."
"Oh, no, we don't—that is, some of us don't. You are all so different from other girls, you know."
They took a short walk, and ended by sitting on a bench in the arbor.
"Oh, yes, it's much cooler here," she was saying, as she toyed with the leaves and twigs. They talked and talked and got to know each other far better than even she could have expected.
The boys said "Whew!" and asked her no more to play tennis. The girls ceased to envy, but continued, however, to whisper. The boys joined them and whispered, too.
The next morning when the crowd went over to the links, he carried her sticks. She did not usually play golf in the mornings, but on this particular morning she was among the first to go over. She knew he would walk with her. She thought he liked her, at least for the moment; and, knowing the fickle frame of men, she realized the critical situation. They played a few holes, but lost their last ball, and rested by the brook.
"I'm sorry you learned I am engaged," she was saying.
"Sorry? Why, you needn't be," he rejoined frankly. "Do you know, I'm deucedly fond of engaged girls."
you fellows were rather afraid of them.
"Afraid of them! Nonsense." His boyish nature was growing enthusiastic. It's the other kind that I'm afraid of—not engaged girls. Why, a fellow like me could go with a girl like you all summer and—er—she would never expect—that is——"
The girl had lowered her head and was gazing intently into the brook.
"You see, my friends tell me I am susceptible," and he softened his voice to an extremely confidential tone. "That's why I'm glad you are engaged. You see, there's no chance for me to fall in love this summer."
She was not quite so sure about it, and was thinking to herself what a fine beginning it all was.
"Hadn't we better try and find the ball?" she broke in, but made no effort to go. In fact, they did not go. The lazy morning slipped by, leaving them at the brook. They came in late to luncheon, and she knew what all the girls were saying. It rained torrents during the two days following, and he taught her to play chess. "The object is to checkmate the King;" he told her. "Yes, I see," and she wondered if it were not equally commendable to be able to checkmate a "Jack."
As soon as the sun shone they were out of doors again. They didn't play tennis as much as golf, and seemed to enjoy paddling a canoe better than either. There wasn't so much to do in the canoe and they could talk volumes. He told her of his work at college, and, boylike, built for her castles of future success. She appeared to be most interested and asked him so many questions that he began to think his plans were worth something after all. She was the only one who had ever spoken encouragingly of them. "I shall be so anxious to learn in after years of the name you surely will have made for yourself," she said to him one evening as he bade her good night.
He looked longingly into her eyes as the elevator boy waited in a "going-up" attitude.
"By Jove," he ejaculated, "if I only had a sister like you!"
"I suppose she'd get you to quit smoking cigarettes." And she laughed out of his head—once and for always—that bothersome, sisterly idea.
That night she wrote in her dairy some-think like this:
"Every morning—3 hours.
Every afternoon—3 hours.
Every evening—2 hours.
Total, 8 hours every day.
Eight hours a day for two weeks would be equivalent in point of time to a series of weekly calls spread out through a period of over two years—and besides he has greater efficiency for speed than most men."
A summer is not a lifetime, but is long enough—at least she thought it would be long enough. She was to remain through the month of October; he was to leave the last of September. Time passed more rapidly and more happily than ever before. They were having the sweetest experiences of their lives.
"He cares for me," she thought over and over again. "He likes me, but why doesn't he——?"
She began to realize that his "efficiency for speed" was not so great.
"My engagement attracted him, and yet my engagement holds him off," she concluded. She knew it—his every word an act proved it. He need not speak; and yet he ought to.
At length the days of field and wood were over. Their evening strolls were at an end. Even summer-end "good-bys" are sad, and there is no use repeating them. All were said—that is, all "good-bys" were said—but nothing more. He went to pack his grip. She retired to her room to weep, to dry her eyes and to weep some more. For a long time she la yon her bed, face down, and the pillow was tear-stained.
"It's all over now." she was thinking.
"It's all over now," she was thinking. Then she walked to the window and nervously tied the shade string in ever so many little bows and knots. She was looking at the two-carat stone on her engagement finger. "My ring attracted him—and alas! my ring is driving him away." And she tied more knots in the window shade string. "I have it!" she cried, and in a burst of enthusiasm she jerked the string and snapped the shade to the top of the window. Her tears burned dry and eyes beamed with determination and glowed with anticipated success. It took only a few minutes to pull the ring from her finger, seal an envelope and wrap up a small, dark-green box about an inch square.
Every evening at 5 o'clock the stage drove to town—not to return before the following morning. When she came down on the porch the horses were waiting and he was about to step up into the stage.
"Will you mail these in town for me?" she asked, as with her left hand she gave him the letter and the package. He glanced from the package to the hand and back again to the package. It was addressed to a man in Colorado. The letter was directed to the same man.
"Good-bye," he said; "I'll mail them." She was expecting him to say more, when suddenly all the guests came hurrying out of the hotel. They crowded around him and bade him a most demonstrative adieu.
"Oh, pshaw!" she said, as the stage swept round the bend. "I didn't think the whole house would be here!"
She ate no dinner that evening and sat alone on the porch till it was very late. The west wing was deserted save for her. She was watching down the dry, dusty road over which he had driven. At length some one came trudging around the bend. It was a man with a grip. It was he—he was coming back.
"Hello!" she called in a vain attempt to be cheerful. "Did you miss your train?"
"No, I didn't miss the train," he replied as he came up on the porch. His voice was as hoarse as his clothes were dusty. "No, I didn't miss my train, but I drove clear into town before I understood what it all meant. I registered that package and sent it special delivery, too." He was sitting close enough to whisper. "And I walked back over six of the roughest miles I ever traveled just to ask you if I couldn't put another ring where the old one used to be." The moon rolled back of a kindly cloud, casting an impervious shadow over it all and even the omnipotent story-teller couldn't see.
Late that night, sitting on the floor in her room, she held a diamond ring between her fingers and contemplated it. It was the same ring she had worn all summer, the same ring that made the people talk, the same ring that attracted him.
With an air of satisfaction she returned it to her jewel case.
"And what would dear old papa think," she was musing, "if he only knew I can never wear his present again."—Marshall Robie in the Columbia Monthly.
WISDOM OF AN EMPIRICIST
If everything were right, it would be an awfully tiresome world.
It is pretty hard to keep up with the times, even when they are out of joint.
The trouble with sin is that you have to commit it to find out why you shouldn't.
The admonition to love our neighbors was written before the invention of the phonograph.
But who wants to go around carrying a bird in the hand? Better put it in a safety deposit vault.
The modern version: "'Tis not for mortals to command success; but we'll do more—we'll stifle competition.
People must take soup in the summer time because they think it is good for them. There is no other reason.
Having a reputation for wealth enables a man to "stand-off" his bills for a much longer time than a poor one can.
A good way to keep from being bored is to get acquainted with the new kind of microbes that the doctors find every day.
When reformers agree, then will come the millennium. But the earth will probably be destroyed within a million years.
Lots of people take comfort from the axiom. "Speak no evil of the dead." It seems to justify them in being careless of their living reputations.
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, but if you enlarge the menu there is no telling what you'll get in your food.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Asbestos stockings are now being manufactured for use by workmen in boiler rooms and foundries. In these and other situations the floor often becomes uncomfortably hot, though not hot enough to burn through the soles of shoes. The workmen in these positions suffer tortures from their feet, and it is declare that the non-conducting properties of asbestos enables them to withstand higher temperatures with absolute comfort.
The March of Progress.
When we have drained Niagara dry,
And cut the redwoods down,
We'll plat the Garden of the Gods,
And start a booming town.
I think the geysers might be made
To run a monster mill—
Think how the dollars would pile up
In that concession till.
We'll blast the canon walls that hem
The Colorado in,
No doubt that tinted stone would bring
A fair amount of tin;
Think what a show we might arrange
From every famous scene,
If sentimentalists were not
Allowed to intervene.
The cities all would rush to buy
The tickets that could tell:
"These are the very rocks o'er which
The Bridal Veil once fell."
When on these famous sites arise
Skyscrapers huge and tall,
Perhaps Carnegie will donate
Their pictures to some hall.
There sentimentalists may gaze,
And of their glories sing,
While we go out and make our pile,
"Developing" the thing!
Ninette M. Lowater in New York Sun.
New York Every Day.
"It used to be that New York women were known by the shine on their complexions," said a modiste," and scorned girls for using powder. It is very different these days. They don't do a thing now but paint and powder and doctor their eyelashes to make them look long. Why, you even find the rouge and the rabbit's foot you put it on with in the dressing rooms of the New York theaters."
No one knows exactly how many barbers there are in New York. The official record of "certified barbers" puts the number at 20,000. "Bos" barbers are sure that the actual number of those in the barbering profession (judging from the applications made for employment) cannot be less than 100,000. Persons who have been shaved in strange barber shops sometimes incline to the belief that the number of real, "practical" barbers is limited.
Mabelle Gilman is not to become the wife of William Ellis Corey. This statement was made unequivocally by Edgar Atchison Ely, one of the closest friends of the actress, who has been in constant communication with her since she sailed from America nearly two years ago. Less than a week ago Ely received a letter from the young woman. She is in Paris with her sister, Cornelia, and her mother, where the trio for several weeks have been awaiting the return of Jean de Reszke from a vacation in the south of France.
Thomas T. M. Anderson of Sewickley sent a colored porter of the Navarre hotel to get him a ticket for champagne." "Yes, sah," replied the brass-buttoned lackey as he took a yellow bill. "Right away, sah." A minute later the telephone bell in Mr. Anderson's room rang. "What brand will you have?" came from the other end. "The boy is new and he forgot to ask." Then the guest explained that he had failed to preface the champagne with Mamselle. He wanted to go to the Madison Square Roof garden theater.
There is an independent girl in New York who has adopted a new way of trying to keep cool this summer and all her feminine friends know it. Whether the knowledge will spread beyond her own sex is a matter of conjecture, as it would depend chiefly on the state of the wind and the girl's position at the critical moment. "We have eliminated collars and cuffs," she declares, "and I can't see why mere men and babes should enjoy all the advantages to be derived from socks."
"Git-ep" and "Clucb-cluck" don't go with the horses any more. The drivers here now simply say "skidoo" and Maud starts off about her business. The word seems to have a magic effect, and drivers and horses alike have taken kindly to it. Every week brings out some new "pome" in hats for the horses, but the skidoo hat of crepe paper is now the vogue. The nut of every equine attached to a cab or express wagon supports one of the new bonnets, which are being sold on the streets by fakirs at 5 cents.
The investigation of the naturalization papers of foreign born policemen now is fairly under way at New York. All papers of the naturalized bluecoats from the First Inspection district have been sent to United States District Attorney Henry L. Stimson, where they now are being gone over by secret service agents. Sufficient indication of fraud in procuring certificates of citizenship already has been found, it is said, to warrant the belief that a large fraction will be found defective. Whenever this is the case the papers will be canceled, their holders being deprived of their citizenship and jobs. They also will be liable to prosecution for fraud.
Woman is gradually beginning to take herself more seriously and is resuming her proper place in skirtdom. The tomboy kind lasted for a while, but according to the present dictates of fashion the masculine woman is now a dead un. Milady of culture and refined tastes now eschews the swaggering walk or anything that savors of mannishness. Three years ago it was overlooked when a woman whistled at a New York cab driver with her fingers in her mouth. These self-same women have cut it out and have again taken up her delicate parasol and lovely manners. A woman with mannish tendencies is now stared at on Fifth avenue or Broadway. There are a few of this type left, but they will soon come around.
"I wonder," said the old-time Bohemian, "if New Yorkers ever dine at home on Saturday nights and Sundays. I took my best girl under my arm last Saturday night and went out on a still hunt for a place to dine. We walked from place to place until we were worn out, until from sheer fatigue we lost the desire to dine. At each cafe there stood crowds waiting meekly for tables, patiently enduring the hustling of waiters and the lordly frown of the proprietor, who made his appearance at regular intervals with the news that there would perhaps be vacant tables in an hour or so. And that wasn't the worst of it," he concluded sadly, "at each of these little Bohemian tables d'hote there had been tacked a blazing card which bore the legend that the price of the dinner had been raised for these two nights from 40 to 60 and 70 cents. At one," more sadly still, "it was raised to 75."
"Yes, it is true that the sight of so many old maids hastened my marriage. Such a state is so dreadful!" The above declaration, made by Miss Edith Wilson shortly before she became the bride of George White, chief engineer of the Edison company, will doubtless not be especially relished by the many women patrons of the Martha Washington hotel, a strictly anti-masculine establishment in New York.
The bride, who is 17 years old, has been for some time the captain of the bell girls in the hotel, and, as she frank-
ly admits, her experiences with so much well matured femininity have been of such a nature as to hasten her desire to quit the spinster estate. Married, the young woman nevertheless believes she will be able better to stand the strain at the woman's hotel, for on her return from her two weeks' honeymoon trip she expects to resume her duties there.
Trowmart inn for working girls in department stores was opened in New York with eighty registered guests. It is situated at Hudson and West Twelfth streets, just opposite Abingdon square, not many blocks from most of the large department stores where guests of the inn are likely to be employed. The inn will accommodate about 300 guests, who by the regulations must be between 15 and 35 years of age and must work in the city. The charges are small, $5 a week for girls living alone and 50 cents each less for two girls rooming together. This includes breakfasts and dinners. The girls can get luncheens at 15 cents each on Sundays and holidays. The equipment is complete and well up to the standard of high class hotels. W. R. H. Martin built the hotel at a cost of $300,000. It is a broad, philanthropy built on a business basis.
There are a lot of "Johnnies on the spit" in New York. The roof garden tragedy was hardly known before the moving picture artists were at work doping out how it happened. Now you can see the "moider" by dropping a penny in the slot machines and turning the crank. It was a foregone conclusion that phases of the Thaw-White tragedy would find their way into the saffron plays that pass for drama where both prices and foreheads are low. One drama-while-youwait producer got right to work, and before Thaw reached his cell his scenario was completed. He has beaten six other competitors who thought they were it by announcing an early production of "The Millionaire's Revenge." He is, by the way, the author of "A Desperate Chance," the play written around the Biddle brothers, who escaped from the Pittsburg jail. In his opinion, "The Millionaire's Revenge" beats the Biddles by the length of the street.
Passengers who arrived in New York on the Clyde line steamship Arapahoe from Charleston and Jacksonville told a tale of a floating island. The yarn is partly borne out by the ship's log. The Arapahoe was a day out of Charleston, on July 31, and on the edge of the gulf stream, about twenty miles southwest by south of Diamond shoals' lightship, when, at 8:30 o'clock in the morning, the officer in charge of the deck saw a group of about a dozen trees on the starboard bow. They were about a mile away and appeared to be of a variety of bamboo. They stood out of the water for twenty feet. Capt. Kemole di not alter the vessel's course so as to pass near the trees, though all on board were interested to know just what made them float as they did. The theory was that the roots of the trees were intertwined and that they had been dislodged by a storm and sent adrift.
On sale in John street, New York, is a perfect pearl weighing sixty-eight grains, white and rounded, for which the asking price is $15,000. The man who found it in a mussel shell on the Wisconsin bank of the Mississippi river only a few weeks ago, sold it for 75 cents. The pearl came in a shell the size of a silver dollar. Another pearl from the American fisheries in the middle western waters, offered now for $5000 in the Maiden Lane district, is of ninety-nine grains and is a pear-shaped drop of pink tint. As a result of the increased success of the western pearl fisheries and of the heavy demand for the gems, buyers of practically every large house in New York have been sent recently to the points where the pearls can be had at first hand from their finders. Tinted gems of this variety weighing up to 100 grains have also reached the local market lately and added to the anxiety of dealers to be represented on the ground, Vincennes, Ind., and Prairie du Chien, Wis., being principal points of the industry.
Dr. Adolf Jacobsen, chief veterinary inspector of the city of Christiania, Norway, who has been inspecting the American packing houses on behalf of the Norwegian government, sailed from New York for Christiania. He inspected the packing plants at Chicago, Kansas City and New York and visited Washington while the applicants for the new meat inspectorships were being examined.
"The big plants which I inspected were most cleanly and satisfactory in their manner of operation," said Dr. Jacobsen, speaking of his investigation in Chicago. "This applies particularly to the killing methods. It was quite different from what we had been led to expect after reading what had been published abroad. The sanitary conditions were excellent and there appeared to be plenty of inspectors to see that they were kept so." Dr. Jacobsen remarked that if his home government acted upon his recommendations there will be much more American canned meat and barreled beef bought in his country than has been heretofore.
A young man and a young woman, manacled, entered the Brooklyn police headquarters at about 2 o'clock in the morning in a great state of perturbation. Somebody had slipped a pair of handcuffs on them. It had been a joke at the outset. A first the pair sat tied together, wondering when the man would come and release them. Hours sped on, but the joker did not appear, and everybody in the house became tired. The twain, still manacled, then left the house and walked around to the police headquarters.
"We have come here," said the young man, "to be released. A fool person at a party we attended slapped these handcuffs on us and then ran away with the key. Haven't you a key here that will fit them?"
"No." said Sergt. Lindsay. "You may go over to the Adams street police station and I have no doubt the sergeant there will be able to accommodate you." The young woman and her escort walked to Adams street. The sergeant turned them over to Detective Walter Robinson, who had a pair of handcuffs and a key that fitted.
You will find, as a rule, that the person who says one-half the world is down on the bubble wagon and that the other half is under it has either been "biffed" by a scarlet devil or hasn't the price. There are innumerable clam diggers and persons who are fond of hay rides living in or near New York who, in the garb of autoists, are audaciously ever ready to give the car which plays shuttlecock with your wagon a kick. It's a common thing to hear men and women dressed in leather trying to convert the auto car into junk with harsh language, but they will persist in wearing a chauffeur's cap and a French kid tie to match. It was explained to me today by a woman who is a foe of the auto why she sometimes wears cowhide. "You see," she said, "an auto outfit is always presentable, and the more dirt you have on the better, because then everyone takes it for granted that you have just returned from a spin. With an auto cap, a light blue veil and a battered-up raincoat a woman can go to the theater or anywhere, and she always looks well. She never needs to go home to change."
Reliable Recipes.
Sweet Apple Pudding.—Mix one cup of molasses with two cups of scalded milk and add a pinch of salt. Stir in one cup of cornmeal and one dozen sweet apples pared and chopped fine. Bake three hours.
Baked Beets.—Wash a dozen medium sized young beets and bake until tender and the skins will slip off. Peel, cut in halves and lay in a dish. —at butter and lemon juice on each and get in the oven for a few minutes. Serve hot.
Carrot Salad.—Scrape and boil high-colored carrots until tender, cut in very thin slices and sprinkle with powdered sugar, lemon juice and olive oil. Arrange lettuce leaves in a dish, put in the carrots and garnish with thin slices of onion.
Orange Jelly—Grate the yellow rind from one lemon and four oranges, add the juice and one cup of sugar in which a rounding tablespoon of cornstarch is mixed. Pour one-half cup of boiling water on and cook five minutes. Cool and spread between the cakes.
Orange Cake—Cream one cup of butter, add three cups of sugar and then six unbeaten eggs, one at a time, and beat well after each addition; add one cup of milk, then four and one-half cups of flour, sifted with five level teaspoons of baking powder. Bake in layer tins.
Crullers.—Mix one-half cup of butter and one cup of sugar until creamy, add one beaten egg, one cup of buttermilk and one-half level teaspoon of soda, sifted in two cups of flour. Roll out thin, cut in shape and fry in deep fat. Roll in powdered sugar while warm.
Arrowroot Custard.—Heat four cups of milk and stir in two rounding tablespoons of arrowroot, made smooth in a little cold water. Cook ten minutes; add two well-beaten eggs and three rounding tablespoons of sugar. Cook until the egg thickens and flavor with vanilla.
Cream Cake.—Beat one cup of butter to a cream, add three cups of sugar, two well-beaten eggs, one cup of sour cream, four cups of flour and one level teaspoon of soda sifted in it three times. Add a little grated nutmeg, and bake in shallow pans. Sprinkle grated cocoanut thickly over the top.
Ginger Cake.—Beat two eggs light, and to one cup of sugar and one-half cup of butter creamed together, one-half cup of buttermilk, three tablespoons of molasses, one level tablespoon of ginger, one-half level teaspoon of soda, dissolved in half a tablespoon of water, and two and one-half cups of flour.
Grated Ham Sandwich.—Grate lean boiled ham and season with a little cayenne and a few gratings of nutmeg. Roll puff paste thin and cut in two pieces of equal size. Prick in several places, bake, and when just cool spread one thinly with butter, then with the ham, and lay the other on. Cut into small sandwiches with a sharp knife.
Sponge Cake.—This is a genuine sponge made light with eggs. Weigh six eggs, then take the weight of the eggs in sugar and the weight of three eggs in flour. Beat the yolks of the eggs until very light, add the sugar and beat; then the rind and juice of one lemon and then the flour which has been sifted three times. Last add the stiffly beaten whites of the eggs and bake in a round pan with a tube.
Pigeon Stew.—Clean the pigeons and truss by tying with narrow strips of cloth. Lay thin slices of bacon in the bottom of the kettle, put in the pigeons and lay on a sliced carrot, an onion with a clove in it and two sprigs of parsley. Pour some boiling hot stock to cover and then put on the cover of the kettle closely. Simmer the pigeons until tender and be sure that they are very tender. Serve each pigeon on a thin slice of buttered toast with a border of spinach.
Nursery Notes.
Sterilized Milk.—When staying in a country place where it is difficult to get sterilized milk for little children, the milk may be filtered through a thin layer or wad of absorbent cotton. The cotton is best put in a glass funnel and the milk filtered into a glass jar, both of which are perfectly clean and sterile. The jar should be one that has a close-fitting cover that will exclude the air. Neither the nutritive value nor the taste of milk is changed by this process.
Vegetables for Children.—Vegetables for children should be given very sparingly until the age of three is reached—an exception being made in favor of baked potatoes. After this age they may have spinach boiled in its own juice young peas, tender beans well prepared, cabbage that has not been boiled longer than half an hour, cauliflower delicately cooked, and stewed celery.
Paddling.—Half the joy of a seaside visit is taken away if the chicks aren't allowed to paddle; but paddling must be done with discretion. The indiscriminate wetting of the feet is a habit that cannot be too strongly condemned, and a great many childish stomach troubles arise from the fact that the chicks are allowed to dabble in the water, the sun pouring down on their heads, just after a heavy meal. Don't let them paddle until two hours have elapsed after eating, and see that their little heads are thoroughly wet before they enter the water. Sea water won't hurt their hair a bit; on the contrary, it will strengthen the growth and improve the color wonderfully.
Baby's Sleep.—Never allow a baby to be aroused from its sleep even to see the most important of visitors. Remember that it is often politeness and not affection which makes people ask to see the baby, and do not let the little one be aroused from its slumber. When it has rested long enough it will wake naturally, but to be suddenly roused often causes a considerable shock to its nerves and injury to its health.
To Give Medicine.—It is often an extremely difficult task to give little children medicine. A trained nurse of long experience says that the best way to give a child castor oil if it is not able to swallow the capsules filled with the oil, is to fill a winglass half full of orange juice and pour in the oil, with more juice on top. The oil forms a ball in the middle of the juice and is swallowed without being tasted.—New York Mail.
—A camel begins work at 4 years old and frequently continues in use for over half a century. It will carry 1000 pounds on its back, while few horses can carry more than 250 pounds.
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She has diffused an atmosphere of
welcome over the entire house.
You feel at home in every room, even
thongh left alone.
And you are left alone sometimes.
Yor the perfect hostess doesn’t dog
your footsteps every minute.
She knows that you will want to
write letters, and nap, and read.
She gives you the house to entertain
yourself in, and you can have her, too,
whenever you want her.
She does not wear you out with too
many entertainments, or too many per-
sons.
She doesn’t make you feel that you've
got to “pay for your keep” by doing
chores.
Neither does she refuse to let you help
her, if she sees it would make you hap-
piest.
She gives you the impression it’s a joy
just to have you in the house.
And you always want to see her.—Ex-
change.
The Marriageable Age.
It is rather difficult to fix arbitrarily
the best age for marrying, and yet this
is what a fair correspondent asks us to
do. “Is a girl an old maid necessarily
-at thirty?’ she wants to know, and “Is
not eighteen too young for marrying?”
A generation ago these questions
might have been answered promptly and
positively. ‘Then a girl was considered a
“spinster” at thirty, and eighteen was
not considered far from the average age
for marrying. In those days spinster-
hood was regarded as a condition to be
avoided at almost any cost. Parents
and daughters alike planned for early
marriages. When fathers and mothers
manent in “marrying off” a family of
daughters they received the hearty con-
gratulations of the community. Today
neither the girls nor the parents seem to
consider matrimony the end and aim
of earthly existence. There are no “old
maids” any more. The opinion appears
to prevail that woman may reigu single,
with honor, just as weli as man. The
explanaiion for tais changed condition
is. of course, te be tound in woman's in-
vasion of the business world. The bach-
elor girl, independent, respected, ad-
mired, is a natural consequence of so-
ciety’s changed attitude toward women
who earn their own living.
For a decade the tendeney has been
to advance the marriageable age of both
men and women. The average parties
to this most solemn of all contracts have
had time to develop mentally and physic-
ally. This must have a natural result
on the well-being of their offspring.
No one can say just what is the best
age for marrying. It is risky to gen-
eralize. The age of discretion varies in
individuals. In whatever term of years
it is expressed, that is the age at which
one should enter upon the solemn and
happy estate of matrimony.—The House-
keeper.
The Wife’s Rival.
There is one question that should come
to every wife who sees her husband at-
tracted by another woman: “Where does
she charm where I do not? Does she
try to please him more than I have
done? Is the suggestion immoral only?
What is the unconscious need back of
this outcome of it, the thing that I have
unconsciously failed in? Why should
any one have more attraction for him,
more power over him, than his own
wife?”
And one thing is certain—if his regard
is failing you under the conditions of
life that you are now both living under,
change them—never keep on under any
conditions that are futile of result. By
‘some means, in some wav, get out of the
rut. Give him some other interest, other
company, a fad, anything to take up the
mind or his attention so that this other
hurtful interest may be crowded out.
Plan for it as you never planned before.
A fishing trip will cut out the dawning
passion for almost any woman. Even
figuring over an impossible canoe or an
impossible sailboat with a yachting mag-
azine and a couple of enthusiastic nau-
tical friends will supply a counter at-
traction through many winter evenings.
The woman who seeks to charm in
your place may be stimulatingly intelli-
gent or a jolly good fellow or honestly
sympathetic, or she may be bold and
wholly reprehensible. But she doesn’t
complain, she doesn’t scold, she isn’t self-
absorbed, she doesn’t talk about money
all the time to him; she enjoys his socie-
ty without always thinking of something
for him to do. Perhaps there is some-
thing to learn from her, if one only
thought so. Is it beneath a wife to plan
how to keep her husband’s love in little
ways as well as big ways? Is it better
to just lose it, if the wind sets that
way? Some of the dearest, the highest
marriages have been those where love
on either side continually repaired mis-
takes. There is a deep, deep feeling of
the soul in any man towards the woman
who has helped him to be good. He
never really wanted to be anything else.
But then she must never have put him in
the wrong before the world.—Mary
Stewart Cutting in Harper's Bazar.
Warm Weather Don’ts for Women.
“A few dont’s for warm weather
should be borne in the mind of every
housekeeper during the summer,” was
the recent assertion of a physician con-
nected with one of the women’s hospitals
of the ig “and one of the most im-
portant of these is, don’t worry. For
once a woman begins to fret and fume
she exhausts nervous and physical en-
ergy and reduces her vitality until she
is a prey to both mental and physical
ailments. It is then that little incon-
veniences in the housework that once
would have made no impression assume
the aspect of real tragedies and she gen-
erally ends up in bed, the victim of a
sick headache, if nothing more serious.
“In the matter of summer undergar-
ments, those of stockinette, I think, are
the best, for the reason that they absorb
the perspiration, and are so sheer that
they retain but little of the heat of the
body. Light colors should always be
worn in preference to black, as the lat-
ter absorbs the heat.
“I tell my patients to be late in keep-
ing an engagement rather than hurry,
and to take time in doing their house-
work during the hot days of summer.
Another dangerous practice in summer
is the drinking of many iced drinks,
which chill the stomach, and along the
same line I say, don’t overeat. for an
overloaded stomach means an attack of
indigestion and a subsequent illness.
Dispense with meats as much as possi-
ble and take eggs, fruits, chickens, fish,
sea foods, salads and cold meats.
“I firmly believe if women would go to
bed early on hot night and lie there
with their eyes closed, even though they
cannot sleep, that fewer of them would
be listless during the day and they would
certainly have more strength to with-
stand the enervating effect of hot weath-
er. Sitting up late at night is one of the
worst ways of exhausting nervous ener-
gy, and the pernicious results of the
practice are every day in evidence in
summer by the dull, weary eyes and the
lack of ambition and interest noticed
among women im everyday affairs. Ly-
ing down in the middle of the afternoon
is also a habit to be adopted.
“After removing the clothing prepara-
tory to a nap, sub the body off with a
coarse towel to oy it, and if it is not
too expensive an alcoho! bath should be
of benefit at such a time. If a bath is
desired one may be taken in tepid water,
just a trifle warmer than the body—never
in cold when perspiring, for like the
iced drinks, it checks the natural per-
spiration and is a shock to the body that
might result in congestion.”
Don’t Give the Gossipers a Chance.
You can’t afford to disregard public
opinion. e
It 13 all very well to feel impatient of
the restrictions of conventionality, but
those restrictions are necessary to keep
us in order and from oyerstepping the
bounds of law and propriety.
We all like to be well thought of, but
we can’t have the good opinion of our
fellow-beings unless we earn it, and the
only way to earn it is through good be-
havior.
Every young woman should bear in
mind the fact that one of the most im-
portant things she has to attend to is
the keeping of her name free from slan-
der and gossip. sf
She must be just as particular in
choosing her girl friends as her men
friends.
A girl is judged by the company she
affects, and no matter how modest and
well-behaved she may be, if she goes
about with noisy, badly-behaved compan-
oe she will be considered as bad as
ey.
As far as her friendship with men
goes, a girl has nothing to gain and
much to lose by going with a dissipated
man.
A friendship with a nice, honest young
fellow is a good thing for any girl.
_ They can have no end of good times
together, even if there is nothing but sim-
ple friendliness between them.
But a girl’s reputation always suffers
from a friendship with a man who is
wild. He has had no concern for his
noe good name; he will have none for
ners.
Of course, young girls are apt to make
mistakes in choosing their friends, but
experience is a good teacher, and a girl
soou tearns to distinguish between the
good and bad types she meets.
There is one friendship that absolutely
never does a girl any good, and that is a
flirtation with a married man.
The very moment a married man be-
gins to show a girl more than the most
ordinary courtesy she should be on her
guard.
In the first place he is another wom-
an’s husband, and she has no right to
him.
Secondly, he is never in earnest—how
can he be?—and is only flirting with her
as 1 pastime.
Lie keeps eligible men away from her
and invariably makes her the victim of
pn. ¢h nnkind gossip.
There is nothing so hard to live down,
girls, as a blot on your fair name.
It you are dignified and modest and
attend to your own business, you will find
the world will treat you with respect.
A young girl always stands in a bright
light—people expect a great deal of her
and are shocked and disappointed if she
does not live _ to their expectations,
Keep yourselves above suspicion; do
nothing that will give people a chance to
criticise you unkindly; never forget that
your most precious possession is your
good name.—Philadelphia Bulletin.
Gettine Rid of Gas Bills.
“Gas bills, my dear,” said a Chicago
man, whose wife fretted to him about
them, “are always excessive, inoppor-
tune, annoying. They may best be
treated by the forgetfulness method.
There is actual redress.”
The plucky little wife, however, dis-
tressed by her gas-bill wrongs, real or
fancied, scorned to accept this attitude
of meek resignation. In the soft light
of lamps and candles she found both re-
dress and pleasure. Now no smallest
gas bill—save only that of the kitchen
range—ever darkens her doors or coun-
tenance. The only wonder is that so
many people have not followed her ex-
ample long ago.
It is difficult indeed in this connection
to imagine why human beings, other-
wise courageous, ingenious, determined,
should meekly and weakly—and weekly
—lie down beneath the gas-bill horror
and incubus, making no slightest effort.
beyond grumbling perennial or perpe-
tual, to mend matters. There are so
few good reasons, all things considered,
to offer in support of the gas.
Convenient? Yes, but so are thick,
stuffy, dusty carpets, stoves, registers,
radiators, “modern” city apartments.
Yet what ensouled creature would not
decide in favor of hardwood fioors, the
rugs that may be frequently shaken, the
open, alluring fire, the summer cottage
bereft of all but the simple—and fre-
quently unattainable — necessities of
life? :
Lamps and eandles are, perhaps, a lit-
tle inconvenient to care for; but so are
flowers, books, pictures, laces, antiques,
curios, children, any or all of the “un-
necessary” trifles that make life, worth
living. The sole advantage of con-
venience put aside—and it is not really
difficult or disagreeable to pour oil from
one receptacle to another upon occasion,
to polish a candlestick now ‘and then or
snuff a candle—what more may be said
in favor of the gas? The electric light.
cleaner than gas truly, and non-odorous,
but twice as glaring, and even more ex-
pensive, may be placed in the same
class,
To go into details is unnecessary, but
a couple of mental pictures may clear
the case somewhat. Think of a pleasant
room, filled with pleasant people, pleas-
antly conversing; consider these pleasant
suggestions in the soft light of lamps
or candles. Extinguish these soft lights,
light the gas, press the electric button—
what happens? Wonderful light has
been thrown on all the visible and imag-
inable defects and imperfections of peo-
ple, furniture, and general surround-
ings; and on the frequent declaration
of our fathers that women used to be
prettier than they now are—that is all.
For picture number two, think of a
snowy dining-table, long, square, or
round, as fancied; flowers in the center,
lovely silver, china, and glass to reflect
soft lighting, the sheen of unshaded or
daintily clad candles gleaming lovingly
over it all, Again perform the lamp-
lighter’s magic, and watch all the poetry
and romance disappear.
Call up the pretty custom of the gal-
lants lighting the bed-time candles for
the ladies. Figure to yourself these
same gallants turning the electric switch
for their sweethearts or igniting the hall
gas?
For the sternly practical side of the
lamp and candie revival, the greatly de-
creased cost is undoubted. Beautiful
lamps cost less than elaborate gas or
eleetrie fixtures; properly cared for they
may become heirlooms. Candlesticks
may be as plain or as elaborate as fan-
cied, some of the most inexpensive be-
‘ing also the most lovely. The plain
brass, silver, crystal or porcelain ecan-
diesticks show rare beauty. Shaded or
unshaded, they are always enchanting.
Lamps of rare metals, of opalescent,
shell-like glass—of real shells, for that
matter—may now be had for the asking.
Only, for the inevitable word of cau-
tion, do remember to handle the lamp
and candle problem with intelligence. If
other members of the family, non-pay-
ers of gas bills perhaps, at all events
addicted to non-artistie conveniences,
deprecate certain changes, make these
changes slewly, and if for any reason
you deciae in favor of a continuation of
gas or electric light, use these frankly.
Do not, for the sake of the eternal veri-
ties and your own conscience and char-
acter, compromise on the awful electric
fixtures that purport to be candles, or
the unspeakable gas lamps that profess
to be other than they really are.—Ethel
M. Colson in House Beautiful.
Women as Imitators of Men.
Surely we are all familiar by this time
with the claims to admiration of the new
woman; the beauty and energy and keen
mother wit which, as Americans be-
lieve. set her apart from the women of
other nations and make her unique, as
_ once the huntress Diana among the
gods.
She never tires of counting over her
recent successes, from the marvelous cos-
tumes that she wears to her achieve-
ments in biology, in cookery or in found-
ing new religions. The woman of the
last generation walked in a narrow
path; in her life, as in a Chinese song,
there were but three notes—love, mar-
riage and motherhood.
But this queen of the present hour
has a thousand parts to play. You nev-
er know where to find her. She may be
driving a four-in-hand in Broadway or
looking for the North pole in the Arctic
seas or nursing some poor beggar in the
slums, or, most likely, of all, she may
be settling herself comfortably for life
as duchess or princess in some old Eng-
lish or Italian family.
We all look on with pride, and wonder
complacently what she will do next.
The chief difference between her and
her grandmother—and it is_a very cu-
rious difference—is that the older woman
regarded herself simply as part of the
human race. The man was its head, its
spokesman. She thought of herself as
nis child, his wife or his mother. 5
The woman of today is not only his
equal but his antagonist. She talks not
of humanity, but womanity.
Every village has its club of women
who urge each other into new profes-
sions, work or studies which have hith-
ye been considered the business of men
only.
Every newspaper has a woman's de-
partment in which the successes of the
sex in wresting trades and handicrafts
from their brothers and husbands are
daily noted.
I saw today the announcement that a
woman was now filling a place as brake-
man on a Western railway. This fact is
told with a hysterical sob of triumph, as
though when this energetic young person
laid her hand on the brake she had dealt
a fatal blow at the foe of her sex and
had made for herself a long stride up-
ward in the scale of being.
In our national exhibitions, too, there
is always 2 woman's department where
stutues, pictures, soaps, confectionery,
ete., made by our sex are exhibited apart
{to prove that women are as skillful with
| heir nugers as men,
1 confess I do not understand this
belligerent attitude in the modern woman
nor her vanity. Is she not human, like
the man? Has she not the same fin-
gers, eyes and tongue? She is not a
monkey nor a freak that her cleverness
should be trumpeted and paraded as
abnormal in the public eye.
A man when he invents a new plow
.or paints a picture does not shout out:
“A man—a man has done this! Not a
woman! See how superior the male of
the race is to the female!”
But we American women of late years
never weary of boasting of the doings
of our sex, and especially on the ground
that they are so much like the doings of
men!
It is true that at the close of the
Civil war our women were forced to
compete with men for work and wages
in every part of the field of labor. They
had to make a place for themselves then
as wage-earners or starve. “It was no
wonder that they were aggressive and
sharp during that time.
But why squabble and fight now? The
whole field is open to them. All of the
fences are down. There is not now, I
believe, a ‘single honest occupation by
which a living can be earned which is
not open to_a capable, decent woman to
try for it. Men give her a fair field and
much favor. Whether she chooses to
drive a garbage cart or write a historic
novel, they invariably are kinder to her
endeavors, and applaud her more loudly
than if she wer a man. i
Why, ten, this incessant, defiant as-
sertion of woman’s achievements and
possibilities ?
This constant noisy boasting seems to
be akin to the loud cackling in the barn-
yard of a hen over each new-laid egs, as
if an egg never had been laid before. |
Another mistake, it seems to me, 18
made by my energetic young sister when
she thinks that her chief errand into life
is the work which she does to keep her-
self alive. She sings such energetic
paeans over herself as a doctor or china
painter or sales-woman—she is natural-
ly in her need of money so thankfu! to
have work to do and so glad that she
can do it—that she begins to think that
when she was sent into the world, to
work was to be her highest occupation.
It is not true. There is not a fiber in
her body nor an impulse in her nature
which does not show that the real pri-
mary business in life 1s to be a home-
maker, the comrade of a man and the
mother of his childrea. “
God in his wisdom may have denied
her that highest and best work. but
whatever else she may do, she knows
in her heart that it is the highest and
best.
A “Southern woman” the other day
rated her sisters of the South sharply
because they “took it for granted that
no woman is a wage-earner except from
necessity, and that when the necessity
is removed she would gladly return to
her old vocation—that of the lily of the
field.”
And why not?
The vocation of the lily of the field
is to be fair and sweet, to make one
little place on God's earth brighter and
fitter for his sight and to reproduce its
kind to do the same work when it is
dead.
The woman who makes her home a
center of help and intelligence and high
endeavor. who brings forth children and
fits them: in that home for their future
life. has done enough. She does not
need to earn a single dollar in any way
to justify her right to live—Rebecca
Harding Davis in New Orleans Pica-
yune.
—The Dubin corporation has decided
to have all the 7 carts lettered
YOUNG FOLKS’ COLUMN.
Massasoit and His Crows.
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woods to a valley, where he had his
samp, and this path was his front door.
f anyone came to see him and took an-|
other path they might be shot with an
arrow, the same as a man would be shot
with a pistol who went into your house
proggte a window instead of your front)
or.
Massasoit liked to be dressed up. He
Wore a row of feathers in his back hair
that came up on top of his head, and
great, round moon earrings were in_ his’
eurs, A wide, handsome belt made of
beads and embroidered with birds and
tiowers wound round his waist. he
often painted birds on his face, and his
shawl was a red and yellow blanket.
He walked very straight with his head
erect, as though he owned all the land
where he lived, and indeed he did; he
was very rich in land, As Grandma said
this she, too, straightened up and shook
her head and parembeceent they used
to tell the children in her day to walk
“straight as an Indian.”
Little Eunice, with her spark!ing black
eyes, said: ‘Tell more about good Mas-
sa, grandma,”
“One day in late summer some white
folks who had heard of Massasoit's beau-
tiful country fixed up some baskets of
luncheon and went out to his land. As
they had also heard that he was sociable
and would shake hands they Espeeet to
have a very nice time. They walked until
they were tired and hungry and then sat
down in a meadow by a brook. When
they drank the water they exclaimed:
‘What sweet water, and so clear,’ One
said this might truly be called ‘Clearrun
brook,” and that is the name it is known
by to this day. So they ate and drank
and were very happy.
“As they rested they talked about the
country and they all agreed that if they
could buy some of the tand they would
come: here to live; so they-started up all
together and went to find Massasoit and
ask him to sell them some land.
“They walked a long way, but at last
came to the wood and to his path and
called out, ‘Howdydo, Massasoit?’ He
heard them and called out ‘Hoo-oh.
“Then he came out and shook hands,
but he did not speak much of the Eng-
lish language. So they had a cane and
they marked off a large square on the
ground and made motions with their fin-
gers that they wished to buy land; but
as he never had sold any land he could
not make out what they meant by the
square place on the ground. %
“There was in the camp at this time
an Indian named Susamen, who was
called ‘the praying Indian,’ because he
had been with Dr. Elliot, the missionary,
and he talked English very well. So
Massasoit went a little way into the
wood and called him up. Then he came
out ard shook hands all round and was
very glad to see the white folks in Mas-
sasoit’s country.
“After Susamen understood the square
of ground he explained to Massasoit that
if the white folks could buy land of him
to plant on they would come there and
live. Massasoit was pleased and smiled
ever so much all over his face, and said
they might take a patch just as well as
not, and he was going to make them a
present of it. But Susamen told him as
winter would soon be here he should
have some pay. So the white folks asked
for a pes of eight miles square, and they
eye him ten strings of white beads in a
asket and he told Susamen that ‘he
was well satisfied,’ but thought he should
have ‘a coat more.’ These beads were
regular Indian money and were called
‘ten fathome of wampum.’
“In a few days after this land trade,
the white folks’ minister came to see
Massasoit’s country, and he said ‘how
broad, how grand,’ and when they told
him how much of his country they had
bought, he said, ‘we will name it from
the Bible and call it Rehoboth and make
wide streets the same as they had in the
Bible Rehoboth. And we will have large
farms, but upon the plain we will build
houses near together and have them set
in the shape of a half moon. We will
build a church in the center and have a
“moon house” for the people. I will
preach morning and afternoon and they
must go to the “moon house” for their
dinner.’
“A small river flowed through the land
from end to end and they all went for
a walk along its course. The meadows
were green and refreshing and a bright
red flower, called cardinal flower, sprung
up all along in damp places.
“The big green, gaping, wide-mouth
frogs were sunning themselves on the
river bank with their fingers all spread
out on the ground as they sat squat
watching for insects that they could pull
in with their long tongues, winking their
gold eyes in the meantime. When they
heard a noise they sprang for the water.
‘Ker chunk’ they said as they went un-
der and made large circles.
“The little pickerel fish, always in for
fun, played ‘ring around a rosy’ in the
circles. "There were gnats and skeeters,
and the great blue dragon flies, called
‘darning needles.’ ”
“What a funny name,” said Eunice.
“Yes,” said Grandma, “so it is, for no-
body ever saw them darn a stocking.
“4 bird in the bush nearby kept sing-
ing to the minister ‘Whip poor Will.
‘Why,’ said he, ‘what has he done? 1
don't want to whip him.’ Then another
bird said, ‘Feeweet.” ‘Oh,’ said Mr.
Newman, ‘he got his feet wet, did he?
Well, I won't whip Will for that; he
must dry them in the sun.’
“4 good many birds were around with
elegant red vests. They hung their
nests on the very top limbs of the elm
trees and shaped them like a balloon.
A hole was made on one side where the
oriole went in to her birdies, and at
night, when the wind blew, it rocked
them to sleep on the treetop.”
“Oh, my,” said Eunice, “wasn’t it
pretty, Grandma?’ “But of social birds
the crows beat all; they were big and
black and covered the trees, they were
so thick. Massasoit said they had come
out of the woods to say ‘Howoh’ to the
white folks and that they were thieves.
Then the ladies clapped their hands
over their ears, for all of them wore
long gold earrings. f
“Of course, Grandma,” said Jerome,
“thieves always laugh at anybody when
they steal things. When Sam Evans
took my jackknife he laughed as he ran
away.’
“But.” said Grandma, “the crows
were not laughing; they were talking
caw caw.”
“I thought,” said Jerome, “that Mas-
enanit’a crows laughed. Em . gear
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3
your cakes this morning was boiled sap
of the sweet maple,” said Grandma.
“How do they eateh it?”
“They work lively, fer it runs fast
like little boys. They cut a gash in the
trees and fasten on a pail, and when that
is full they hang on another; then they
have a fire and boil it until it is thick as
you ate it this morning.
“This white blanket that was so pro-
tecting for grass and flowers and roots,
was cold and hard on the top and shone
like glass. The old people did not dare
step upon it for fear of falling, but the
young folks, didn’t they have a good
time sliding and slipping around! The
men went to work and built a monstrous
sled of logs and put it on runners like
your sled, ay it was so very big; it was
called the ‘Sung’ and it was used to
carry wood from the forests to the house
after the trees were cut down and the
branches cut off.
When the snow blanket was about worn
out and used up, they took out their plows
to get the fields ready to plant. The
horses were used to make deep ridges
in the soil quite close together for plant-
ing corn, After it was ready it was left
awhile to air_and sun before they put
in the corn, They took the seed corn in
baskets and went up and down, up and
down the field, taking handfuls of the
corn and scattering it along in the ridges
until all the seed corn was planted; then
they took hoes and covered it up.
“Farmers always get up early in the
morning; these farmers sung merry
songs as they worked, and even the boys
would rattle off a lege 4
“I wish I knew what they sung,” said
Jerome. Grandma remembered only one
verse:
A farmer's life is the life for me,
I own I love it dearly,
And every season full of glee
I take Its labors cheerily.
‘To plow and to sow,
‘To reap and to mow,
And in the barn to thrash, sir.
All's one to me, I plainly see,
‘Twill bring the health and cash, sir.
‘This song must be sung very loud and
with a ringing sound about 4 o’cloek in
the morning. You might try and_ see
how your tather likes. it at that time:
it is an easy one to learn. Goodness
me! if you could have heard the crows
caw. The trees were more than full.
all watching the white folk. Massasoit
must have had stacks of them in his
woods. Mr. Newman, the minister,
looked and said; “There will not be corp
grown on that, land if you do not put
up scarecrows.’
The children became restive at this
point in Grandma's talk; they had often
heard of bugaboos, and been scared.
but here now was a new scare, so they
asked) Grandma. “What are scare
crows?”
“Oh, only poles and old clothes,” said
Grandma. “The clothes flop in the wind
and the crows think they are men say-
ing ‘Shoo, shoo, crow! Don’t you oe
up my corn.’ After a few days they
took Mr. Newman's advice, and put up
poles in the shape of crosses and had
the arms of the crosses go through th
sleeves of the coats, and put a hat ou
the top of the cross. They looked like
men standing up with arms stretched
out, and they. put up a good many so as
to be sure and scare the crows.
“The Indians watched the scare
crows for several days and as nothing
seemed to happen to them, and they did
not know why they were put up, they
went into the field and took them. al
down and carried the clothes into their
camp through the path in the woods
down in the valley. Massasoit looked at
the clothes and made up his mind that
the Indians should not have taken them
down, even if they did think they were
hung up for them, and he sent Susamer
to ius of the white folks, why they
were hung in the field.
“After it was explained to Susamen,
they told him that it the Indians wanted
those clothes, and would fix up the
poles with some of their old clothes that
they did not want, they might have the
old ones they had taken, So Susamen
went back to camp and told Massasoit
all about it. Massasoit listened to all
that was told him and said to the In-
dians, ‘You must go and fix up the poles
with straw and rags, if you keep the
white man’s coat, because if he come, he
no come, but if he no come he come.’
The Indians understood what Massasoit
meant and they fixed up those poles pret-
ty quick. The Indians danced round
them with a war whoop. Mr. Newman
said, ‘I believe the crows are laughing:
do hear them haw! haw! They bend
over backward and open their mouths;
they will fall off the trees if they have
not got a tight clutch with their claws.’
So he went oct to see what this last
commotion was about. and he caught
sight of the Indians’ scarecrows and he
laughed, too, and said, “Chey must have
cleaned out their camps and bung the
rubbish on the poles.”
“To this day at corn-planting time the
crows have an anniversary time of
laughing.”
“Oh,” said Jerome, “that's what they
laugh about, is it?”
“Yes,” said grandma.
“The Indians’ scarecrows did the work
and the cornstalks grew and grew and
bloomed out nice purple tassels, and the
ears of corn had silk blankets and laid
very snug in the husk cradles, until it
was ripe, and they (the farmers) had a
great yield of corn to pay them for all
their hard work; then they had a husk-
ing bee.”
“What kind of a bee is that, grand-
ma?” asked the children.
“It is a party where they go to a
large barn and pile the corn in a heap
on the floor and then all the young
folks pull off the husks and throw the
ears of corn in one heap and the husks
in another heap—great fun.”
MRS. M. E. BLAISDELL.
A Poor Argument.
Lawrence Waterbury, the racquet ex-
pert, got out of a hansom before the
white, imposing buildings of the Boston
arena club.
“Then, if you play this way,’ began
his companion; but Mr. Waterbury,
laughing, interrupted. ‘4
“If I play this way,” he said, “it will
be ‘heads I win, tails you lose.’ You
argue like the man who ran the raffle.”
“The man who ran the raffle?”
“Yes. There was a man running a raf-
fle for a clock. The tickets were a quar-
ter apiece. The man approached an
Irishman and said:
“ ‘Let me sell you a ticket for a rafe.”
“‘And what is being raffled, friend?
the Irishman asked.
“ ‘4 clock,’ said the other.
“*& clock, is it? Then count me out,’
said the Irishman. ‘I have no use for a
clock, and I wouldn’t know what to do
with it if I had it.”
_ “Oh, never mind; take a chance. You
‘may not get it,’ said the raffler.”—Phila-
delphia Press.
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.
E A Tribute to Advertising.
Mark Twain, in the midst of a
panegyric on advertising, told a remark-
able story.
“There was a man,” he said. “back in
Iowa, who was so pleased with an ad-
vertisement in the local paper that he
wrote the following testimonial letter to
the editor:
“Mr. Editor: Sir—After selling all
I could, giving barrels away, and stuf-
fing my hogs till they would eat no
more, £ ‘still had, last fall, about 200
tons of big, juicy, fine-flavored apples
left on my hands, I inserted in your
valuable paper an ad. that L was _will-
ing to send free a barrel of picked fruit,
freight paid in advance my me, to any-
one who would apply, there being, of
course, no charge for the barrel. You
will hardly credit it, but that little 40-
cent ad. cleared. out my whole stock of
apples, and I could have disposed of five
times the quantity on the same terms.’ ”
Weeding Out Cupboards.
Many housekeepers have altogether
too many things to work with, and at
the same time really lack some essen-
tial utensils, Their eaunestee are lum-
bered up with pots and pans that they
seldom use or are not fit to use, because
the thrifty woman cannot bear to throw
them away. And having these dis-
abled veterans she does not try to get
something better adapted to her work.
It makes work hard to cull over, four
or five times a day, a lot of leaky stew
pans, cracked cups, grease-soiked plates
or things that “won't work.” It makes
housecleaning hard to set these things
in order, and they are decidedly un-
profitable stock for the housekeeper to
carry over from one year to another.
After a glimpse into some kitchens
and cupboards I haye thought that it
would be a good idea if the owners
were compelled to move, if only out into
the back yard and back again. There
would be such a weeding out of useless
collections and so much more space in
the working department of the house
made available. The outfit of a profes-
sional cook and the kitchen of a dining
ear are good object lessons in arranging
the cooking machinery.
Molasses Cake—This is a good cake
for a large family as it makes one large
or two small loaves. Divide the quanti-
ties for one loaf. Put one cup of butter,
one cup of molasses, two cups of sugar,
one level teaspoon each of cloves and
ginger together, and beat weil; stir in
one cup of sour milk, in which is dis-
solyed one level teaspoon of soda, four
and one-half cups of pastry flour and,
last, three eggs beaten very light. Bake
in a moderate oyen.
Sponge Cream—Soak one-quarter box
of gelatine in three cups of milk for one-
half hour. Heat slowly in a double
boiler. Beat the yolks of three eggs,
add three tablespoons of sugar and a
pinch of salt. Pour on the -hot milk,
cook until the egg thickens, strain and
add the stiffly beaten whites of three
eggs. Add a teaspoon of vanilla. Pour
into molds and let become firm.
Cake Filling— This rule makes an
economical filling for eakes to be eaten
fresh. like tea cakes. Stew apples until
soft and strain to make smooth. Add
the yolk of one egg to one-half cup of
sugar, and then as much apple as it will
make very sweet. Add the juice and
grated yellow rind of one iemon and
cook three or four minutes. Spread be-
tween the cakes while warm.
Picnie Eggs—Cook eggs twenty min-
utes in boiling water, drop into cold
water and take off the shells, cut in
halves and take out the yolks. Rub
them into a powder with salt and pep-
per and a few grains of mustard to sea-
son. Fill the halves of the eggs and
press together. When taken in a lunch
basket it is best to twist a bit of tissue
paper around each egg.
Fried TomatoesWith Cream Grayy—
Wash and wipe large ripe tomatoes and
cut them in slices half an inch thick.
Season with salt and pepper and fry
them in butter in a frying pan. When
they are done, pour into the pan half a
cup or more of cream and stir in a tea-
spoon of flour to thicken. Cook a few
minutes and pour over the tomatoes.
Lemon Cream Pie—Grate the yellow
rind from one lemon, add the juice, two
level tablespoons of butter. one beaten
egg, one cup of sugar with two level
tablespoons of cornstarch stirred in_ it
and one cup of boiling water. Cook five
minutes and cool to use as a filling for a
shell baked on a plate and removed
to a larger plate for serving.
Ham Toast—Heat two cups of milk,
add a heaping teaspoon of flour made
smooth in a little cold milk and cook
five minutes in the double boiler. Add
a pinch of salt and one well-beaten egg;
when the egg thickens stir in one-half
cup of cold chopped ham, and when it
is hot pour over slices of toast arranged
on_a platter.
Fried Luncheon Cakes.—Roll some
raised bread dough rather thin and cut
in strips. Twist these and form into
double twists or into circles. Fry in
hot fat and dip into melted maple sugar,
kept hot in a dish set in another of hot
water. This will give a sweet glaze to
the cakes.
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A SOLDIER’S MEMORIAL.
His Comrades Remember Him and the
Cause of His Death.
The grim humor of soldiers is not often
displayed on tombstones, but here is an
inscription from the cemetery at Win-
chester, revealed on a walking tour in
those parts:
“In memory of Thomas Thetcher, a
grenadier in the North Regiment of
Hants Militia, who died of a violent fe-
‘ver contracted by drinking small beer
when hot, the 12th of May, 1764, aged
26 years.
“In grateful remembrance of whose
universal good will toward his comrades
this Stone is placed here at their ex-
‘pence as a small testimony of their re-
gard and concern.
“Here sleeps in peace a Hampshire gren-
adier,
Who caught his death by drinking cold
small beer.
Soldiers, be wise from his untimely fall,
And when ye're hot drink Strong or none
at all.
“This memorial being decayed, was
restor’d by the Officers of the Garrison
A.D. 1781.
“An honest soldier never is forgot,
| Whether he died by Musket or by Pot.
“This Stone was placed by the North
Hants Militia when disembodied at Win-
‘chester on 26 April, 1802, in consequence
of the original stone being destroyed.”—
‘tondon Tribune.
| Mysterious Shower of Pennies.
| London street and Norfolk square,
Paddington, are agitated over the doings
‘of a mysterious person—whether man or
woman is not known—who every morn-
ing scatters a shower of pennies on the
roadway.
Shopboys and school ehildren, natural-
ly, are delighted. Small bullets, or swan
shot, three-eighths of an inch in diam-
eter and of quite a respectable weight,
have been mixed with the money. A pe-
culiarity of the mystery is that each coin
bears a strange indentation, as though
it had been hit by a trigger. All the
efforts to discover the person have
failed —London Evening Standard.
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EDITORIAL PARAGRAPHS,
“I know of the bravery and character
of the Negro soldier. He saved my life
at Santiago, and I have had occasion to
say so in many articles and speeches.
The Rough Riders were in a bad position
when the Ninth and Tenth cavalry came
rushing up the hill carrying everything
before them. The Negro soldier has the
faculty of coming to the front when .e
is needed most. In the Civil war he came
400,00 strong, and I believe he saved
the Unicn.”—President Roosevelt.
————
Prince August Wilhelm, fourth son of
Emperor William, it is said, will visit
this country at the end of a thorough
university career in Germany.
Joseph Hatton, novelist, journalist, dra-
matist and editor, is writing a new book
of his personal reminiscences of Sir
Henry Irving.
Prof. Thomas H. Teegan of the Cen-
tral Training school, Dublin, Ireland,
as just arrived in America to obtain ob-
fects of historical interest for the inter-
vation! exhibition to be held in Dublin
in 1907.
George A. Gleason, of Colebrook, N.
G., is probably the pioneer of all living
singers in the choirs of the granite state.
For fifty-nine years he has sung in the
ghoir of the Congregational church at
Solebrook, beginning when but a boy of
Exteen.
Prince Ferdinand of Bulgaria is a
very distinguished crnithologist and his
knowledge of the science of birds is
equaled by very few in Europe. He de-
votes a good deal of time to the subject
and is a member of the Ornithological
Society of Vienna. ;
Nathan Hawk, a veteran of the Mex-
ican war and the man who in 1848 first
brought east news of the California gold
discoveries, is a hale and hearty citizen
of Folsom, Cal. He lives a few miles
from the spot where James Marshall
dug up the first gold found in the state.
_. Westchester county, N. Y., has two
‘women deputy sheriffs—Miss Jessie
‘Long of White Plains and Miss Agnes
Kennedy of Peekskill. Both are charity
workers and have often been employed
‘by the counties to investigate homes
‘where it was proposed to place State
wards.
_ George Shaw LeFevre, who was re-
cently elevated to the English House of
Lords on King Edward's birthday,
made his maidef speech in the House of
‘Commons in connection with the escape
of the Confederate cruiser Alabama
‘from the Mersey. He was vigorous in
denouncing the gross carelessness of the
Officials entrusted with the duty of de-
taining the Confederate cruiser, and pre-
dicted that sooner or later Great Britain
would have to pay heavily for the
‘lect.
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JOSEPH HUNDT,
Candidate for the Nomination of County Clerk of Milwaukee County on the Re
publican Ticket. Primary Election Tuesday, September 4, 1906.
JUST A WORD FROM
To the Republican Voters of Wiscon-
sin: The manner in which my can-
didacy for state treasurer has been re-
ceived throughout the state has been
very gratifying to me. It confirms anew
my faith in the beneficent law which
guarantees equality of political oppor-
tunity to ail men; which guarantees to
every man the opportunity for political
preferment independent of alliances with
wealth or combinations. The first dem-
onstration of the law, will, in my opin-
ion, be an emphatic refutation of the ar-
gument that it effectually bars the poor
man from office.
The press of the state has been more
than generous in according publicity to
my candidacy and 1 appreciate the hesi-
tancy to ally itself, editorially, with the
political fortunes of any one of several
men aspiring to the same office and all
of whom may be comparatively un-
known to the editor. I take the liberty
of appending a few clippings, indicating,
partially, the extent of the gratuitous
publicity which has been so kindly ac-
corded.
Owing to the great responsibility vest-
ed in every party nominee, under tie
present laws, by making him a part of
the people’s collective voice in framing
a party platform, it is fitting that I
should give expression to my attitude on
certain public questions at this time. I
cannot do better than invite the closest
scrutiny of my personal course during
the past eight years. I have unswerv-
ingly supported the reform taxation,
transportation and suffrage measures in
the belief that they would resuit in great
benefits to the people and my personal
efforts will henceforth be directed to aid-
ing in their enforcement and to securing
such further legislation as is needed to
make them effective. I say my future
efforts will be so directed, whether in a
private or an official capacity.
At the risk of making myself ob-
noxious to certain interests, I cannot
refrain from saying that I am deeply
interested in the subject of fraternal in-
surance, believing it to be the greatest
boon to the people of limited means of
this day and generation, that class
which someone has called the “common
people.” If I am permitted to have a
voice in the framing of the next state
platform of the Republican party I shail
endeavor to pledge the party to legisla-
tion looking to a protection of the fra-
ternal insurance organizations against
the encroachments of the powerful old
line organizations which have and which
even now are wielding such influence in
the administration of government af-
fairs.
Finally, I invite the closest scrutiny
of my private and official life. I can-
not meet all the Republican voters of
the state, personally, before the Sep-
tember primaries, but if you have a
friend or acquaintance in my home coun.
ty on whose judgment you rely, ask him
his opinion as to my fitness or as to the
Utilizing Waste Gases.
In Germany a revolution is in progress
in the direction of the repiacing of steam
‘driven machinery by gas engines, which
consume the gases escaping irom blast
furnaces and coke ovens, such utilization
of power having already been applied to
about one-half the coke producing ca-
pacity of Germany.
The economy which is being so_gen-
erally practiced in Germany is almost
unknown in this country, as’ it is in
Great Britain, but the Sritish having
begua economy in Wales, it is to he
presumed that the coal and coke plants
of the United States will not lag behind
in this progressive movement. The
utilization of the enormous horse-powe:z
now going te waste in this country
would add much to the national wealth
and cheapen one of the most_ generally
used products of the country. Mr. Rossi,
an American engineer, has estimated
that the re which could be saved in
the metallurgie industries of the United
States must amount to some millions of
herse power, and he believes that an
output of fully one million horse-power
could be maintained continuously,
In converting the millions ef tons of
coal turned annually into coke in this
country one-fifth of the weight goes off
in the form of escaping gases, of which
experiments have shown that about one-
fourth could be used in gas engines. In
the operation of blast furnaces Mr.
Rossi caleulates that from thirty to thir-
ty-five horsepower could be obtained
from the zases which perape in the man-
ufacture of a single ton of pig iron, and
when either of these figures is multiplied
by the tonnage of pig iren annually
manvfactured in this country it will be
seen that the weste is enormous.—New
Oriears Tines-Democrat.
—In the light of last year’s campaign
against the yellow fever, Memphis,
Tenn., has begun a rigorous campaign
justice of my claim to your suffrages. If
you have accorded me the courtesy of
reading this, I thank you.
Very_sincerely,
JULIUS HOWLAND.
Stanley, Wis., June 20, ‘UG.
What the Press Says About Him.
Fond du Lac Commonwealth—Now
that the municipal elections are out of
the way, a new crop of candidates for
state offices is coming along. One of
the first men to get his literature in the
mails, after this spring election recess,
is Julius Howland of Chippewa Falls,
who has announced his candidacy: for
state treasurer. Mr. Howland enjoys
one distinction, at least, in this contest.
He is not at the present time holding
any state office. Whether this is ‘to
prove a handicap, or an advantage, will
probably be learned later in the cam-
paign.
Green Bay Gazette—Julius Howland,
a Norwegian resident of Chippewa
Falls, announces himself for the position
of state treasurer. Although practically
unknown throughout the state he has
one qualification which recommends
him strongly for the place. He is after
the position of his own free will and not
because his friends have forced him into
it.
Hudson Star-Times—This is Julius
Howland of Stanley, Wis., treasurer of
Chippewa county, who is a candidate
for the Republican nomination for state
treasurer. Men in this city who know
him speak very highly of his ability and
character, and say that he is a worthy
candidate for the office he seeks. His
nomination papers have been circulated
in this city by his friend, Nels J. Jen-
son, and others, and have been signed
by many, indicating that his vote here
will be large.
The Antigo Republican—Mr. How-
land, whose face appears on the front
page as a candidate for state treasurer,
was born in Norway thirty-seven years
ago. His home is in Stanley, Chippewa
county, where he has been active in
local affairs, and where his standing is
of the best. He is serving his second
term as county treasurer of Chippewa
county.
The Stanley Republican—Mr. How-
land wears well. The more the people
know of him the better they like him.
He has nothing to apologize for. His
career, like his personality, is character-
ized by rugged common honesty. Such
a candidate has everything to gain and
nothing to fear from publicity. There
has been and will be_ nothing said
against Mr. Howland. He is identified
with no clique or combination. He is
playing a lone hard. He is not a candi-
date of any nationality. He is a just
eommoner seeking this political prefer-
ence as any American citizen of the
state has a right to do. We believe he
will win. He deserves to.
against mosquitoes, Dr. Rogers, Presi-
dent of the board of health, with the help
of the sanitary police, will see to it that
all open cisterns are screened at once,
ponds drained, and places where water
stagnates, filled. The ambition of the
Memphis authorities is to have the clean-
est and healthiest city of the south.
——
Kire of Gum Corner.
“Way up in northern Oxford county,
Me., along the route of the P. & R. F,
railway at the entrance of the Rangeley
Lake region, is a prosperous little set-
tlement known all over the state as Gum
Corner. .
Byron is ie ee and the station,
but from the time A. O. Reed made the
little village synonymous with spruce
sum it became Gum Corner, and the
shrewd Yankee the gum king, and such
they remain today.
Mr. Reed collected gum for twenty-
five years.
Fer three or four years previously he
dug the gum himself, bringing in from
fifty to seventy-tive pounds every good
day. On rainy days he cleaned and mar-
keted sum.
“After three years,” said Mr. Reed,
“I struck in on a larger scale and bought
gum of other diggers as far north as
the eso E eee. region. They brought
it along in fourhorse loads. For twenty-
five years 1 bought on an average of
forty tous a ea The clear lumps I
sold around the state for $1_a pound;
the rough gum I shipped to Elgin, m1.
where I received 50 cents a pound for
it. Suecess? Well, it built the little
house you see under the elms here, and
1 look pretty healthy myself.”—Boston
lobe.
| —A_eandidate for Parliament from
Bodmin, England. a fshing town, is can-
vassing some of his constituents at sea
in « steam lauach.
IN THE BUSINESS TO STAY!
JOHN L. SLAUGHTER
Desires to inform his friends and the pubiic generally that he sold out his interest in the
coal and wood business on the east side to his brother and has opened a yard for the sale of
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Clothing and Gents' Furnishings in the state, and are strictly up to date as they handle nothing but the best.
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Army Secret Service.
Toward the end of the Civil war the value of a well organized scout service came to be fully appreciated by the leaders of both armies. Perhaps no commanders of modern times were better served in this respect than Gen. Grant and Gen. Lee. Both were kept informed daily as to nearly everything that went on within the enemy's lines. Gen. Gordon relates that one morning toward the end of the long conflict, when the Confederates, officers and men alike, were reduced to unpleasant straits for food, a captain from the Union headquarters went, under a flag of truce, with a communication to Gen. Lee concerning the exchange of prisoners.
"Gen. Lee," said the captain, with a smile, after delivering his message, "Gen. Grant sends you his personal compliments, and bids me assure you that he knows exactly what you had for breakfast this morning."
"Gen. Grant must be misinformed as to this," replied Gen. Lee, surveying the message bearer with a sad smile. "Gen. Grant is a generous man; and if he had known with what a breakfast I had to content myself he would certainly have sent me half of his. Give him my compliments," he continued, with a sudden twinkle; "and say that although I do not know as to his breakfast, I have full particulars concerning his dinner last night."—Youth's Companion.
Handy Telephone.
The team of a farmer near Sherwood sank in a mire on his farm and the horses were slowly going under when he thought of his telephone. Soon he had a gang of a dozen phone wire stretchers, with implements, on a race for the farm. Their arrival was timely, the breathing apparatus of the animals being still above ground. By using the stretching machinery the horses were dragged from the bog. The rural telephone is itself a great thing for the farmers, but this being provided with a troop of roustabouts for emergencies, all for the low price of the phone, is worth taking into the equation.—Detroit News.
Caught Salmon with Her Hands.
One of the most notable feats to be accomplished by any of the young lady bathers of Long Beach so far this season was that of Miss May Simmons, of this place, who captured a real live chinook salmon in the surf. The young lady was out bathing in the ocean when she noticed the salmon swimming close to her. How she succeeded in getting a hand hold on the fish is the wonder, but she did, and after a lively struggle, in which she was nearly submerged in water at times by the flopping of the fish, succeeded in getting it ashore.—Ilwaco Journal.
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THE PO
MERGENARY RELIGION.
By Rev. Olin Scott Roche.
Thus answered Peter and said unto Him: "Behold, we have forsaken all and followed thee; what shall we have therefore?"—St. Matthew 19:27.
We would imagine that the man who uttered such words as these must have made some notable sacrifice—must have abandoned a splendid home and jewels and estates or at least great wealth at the feet of Jesus.
Who would believe that a dilapidated fishing boat and its mended nets were the "all" of which he speaks? Yet this is frequently the way in which men magnify their renunciations for religion, and then they go on to ask the selfish question, "What shall we have therefore?" After performing some paltry duty they seem to expect and demand immediate payment.
It is as though they supposed that religion itself could be made to further a man's temporal interests; that by serving God they could advance their worldly enterprises; that for every dollar given to the church or in the cause of humanity, they ought to receive ten in return.
Men brought offerings of honey and flowers and lambs to the temples of the fates and of fortune in the ancient cities of Greece and Italy to propitiate those deities and induce them to bestow long life and prosperous careers. When their prayers were unheeded they destroyed the altars and battered down the temples.
Persons who are serving God with any such idea are just as likely to meet with disappointment. A poor, weak woman, who called herself a Christian, once said that she had prayed for a certain blessing for six weeks and had not received it; therefore, she was done with religion forever. Such a declaration appears very childish, but are there not multitudes who want to be paid for everything? Certainly there is a general complaint to that effect. The rich parent says, I will be very happy to attend church and give something for its support and to missions and to charities, if I can get acquainted with other wealthy people—the best people—and find cultured and desirable society for my family. And the poor parent says, I will come if the church will support me or find me easy employment or take care of my children or send them on a vacation. "What shall I have therefore?"
Such questionings certainly display a selfish and sordid disposition, though they undeniably echo the bargaining spirit of the day. It ought to shame us to be forever calling merit and demanding reward in holy things as if the Most High were our debtor, as if He were actually enriched by a few indifferent prayers or an occasional act of self-denial.
We are told that when Leonardo Da Vinci was about to draw the head of the Lord Jesus in his wonderful picture of "The Last Supper" his hand trembled violently lest he should fail to do justice to the work he had undertaken. So we should feel that even our best works are little enough and poor enough for God to accept, and we should strive for the highest and holiest achievement.
When a man comes to love God the Divine commands are no longer a stern task to be carried out with bare literalism, but become the plan of which the heart approves and toward which the soul struggles. When a man comes to love God he is transformed from the willful plunderer who pillages life's treasures for self into the feudal soldier who places himself absolutely at the disposal of his lord. When a man comes to love God he longs to serve Him, and his gratitude and obedience and sacrifice are as irrepressible as the waters that gush from the spring on the mountainside.
By and by St. Peter came to love God with all his soul and all his strength; he came to realize his own imperfect labors, his former presumption and his need for forgiveness; he came to understand that true happiness consists in Christlike living without ever a thought of payment or reward.
FIRST REQUISITE OF VIRTUE.
By Rev. Dr. Falk Vidaver.
Know thou the God of thy fathers and serve Him with an entire heart and with a willing soul.—Chronicles xxll.. 9.
From a scriptural point of view, knowledge of God is the greatest and sublimest virtue that man should strive to possess.
Prophet Isaiah looked forward to that glorious time "When the earth will be full of the knowledge of the Lord as the waters cover the sea."
Prophet Hosea, expostulating with his people, said to them: "Hear the word of the Lord. * * * for the Lord has controversy with the inhabitants of the land, because there is no truth nor kindness nor knowledge of God in the lands."
All the ancient prophets from Moses to Malachi made strenuous efforts to impress their people with the necessity of acquiring knowledge of God because
such a knowledge is the fountain from which flows the highest attainments which make up the sum and substance of man's spiritual life.
A wise son who knows his father's integrity, his good nature and character, his self-sacrificing devotion to his family, will never tire in the fulfillment of his filial duties; will prove his affection to his father by respecting, revering and obeying him and by acting up to his wishes and desires. So will he who knows his heavenly Father contemplate His wonderful works and the ways of His merciful providence, the care and watchfulness which He has always exercised in behalf of His children, and, above all, the perfect good qualities which constitute the essence of His being, never cease to venerate and adore Him, to love truth, justice and kindness and to live up to the teachings which He has revealed to us through His great and distinguished men.
The knowledge of God as father of mankind necessarily must lead to humanity and quality. Hence, when Moses addressed King Pharaoh in the name of the Lord to set the children of Israel free from bondage, he arrogantly replied: "Who is the Lord that I should obey his voice? I know not the Lord."
It is a truism which cannot be gainsaid that those individuals as well as nations who know not the Almighty, yes, who form a wrong and erroneous conception of Him, are never exempt from prejudice, barbarism and tyranny.
King David, therefore, very opportunely at the time when his son Solomon was about to succeed him as ruler of Israel, brought home to his heart a wholesome lesson in the words: "Know thou the God of thy father and serve Him."
The God of thy father is the Creator of all human beings, hence thou must not lift up thyself in pride and vanity above thy fellow men. The God of thy father loves all his children, so must thou treat all thy subjects alike. The God of thy father is the source of truth, justice and mercy, so must thou endeavor to be just, truthful and gracious and by so doing thou will serve and worship Him faithfully and loyally.
MAN'S DESTINY.
By Rev. A. H. Harnly.
A restored earth is to be the eternal home for redeemed men and the only heaven we will ever see will be right here on this material earth.. I would not be so presumptuous as to suppose that the boundless universe of matter—the unnumbered suns and earths of the heavens were spoken into being for man," he said. "But I am sure that infinitesimal part of creation we call earth was made for man: And, so far as I have discovered, it is the only place in the universe of God that was made for man. Before the fall the perfect earth was a perfect home for perfect man and will I shock you overmuch when I suggest that a restored earth is to be the eternal home of redeemed man; that our heaven, the only heaven we will ever have, is to be right here.
Heaven will be a perfected earth; a place where weeds will cease to grow; a perfect Eden peopled by perfect men and women; a place where dishonesty, lawlessness and graft would cease. "The righteous shall inherit the land and dwell therein forever." That is still prophecy; it will become history wher Christ has returned and established the eternal reign upon earth. The paradise will be a perfected nature with all its natural beauties and a perfected man and not a city with golden pavements and dazzling brightness.
Heroic hearts come from hard places.
Little sine open the doors to large ones.
Activity is the best amen to any prayer.
Things unreal are foes to righteousness.
Our love marks the level of our lives.
Failure is fortune if it cures flabbiness.
Saints are more than sapless sinners.
The best way to win men to God is to be a man.
The currency of kindness is cash in any country.
Suspicion is the substitute of the slothful for vigilance.
An optimist is a man who never stops to open a sandwich.
Many a heavenly tune has been spoiled by a holy tone.
The heart of the world's hunger is hunger of the heart.
Theology is no more religion than an inventory is a stock.
He who does not fear the judge within must face the judge without.
The good will of the good is not gained by ignoring the will of God.
You cannot nourish a beast in the heart and have beauty in the face.
You cannot prevent the pieces from flying by praying over the boiler.
The sorrow of to-day is often but the shadow of to-morrow's shining.
The average advance notice of heaven keeps lots of people away from it.
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GEANISTANDSTOR. DAZE
There is nothing so fascinating to
fhe man in whom there lingers some
thing of the romantic aspirations ac-
qired by an early perusal of “Robin-
jon Crusoe” as the possession of an
island. To be, like Alexander Selkirk.
monarch of all he surveys” has its
ittractions to the person who longs for
jome olden-time adventure. Already
there are several “Island Monarchs” in
the world, who tind the life not only
Jelightful but even profitable, and oth-
irs now have a similar opportunity to
yecome emperors on a small scale.
Three Islands, which are “in the
market,” are Melville Island, a sat-
Hite of Australia, lying about twenty
ae northeast of Port Darwin; Wash-
gton Island, lying in the Pacific a
few degrees north of the Equator, and
Lundy Island, which is in the Bristol
Channel. Fanning Island, which is
near Washington, has just been sold in
London to a man named Greig.
If one desires rest and quiet, he
would probably choose to make himself
ting of either Fanning or Washington
{sland, but he would have to take his
mubjects with him, for, apart from some
officials and some imported South Sea
islanders on Fanning Island, the two
‘sles are uninhabited. If, on the other
hand, the aspirant for kingship wants
teal adventure, Melville Island will
probably fill the bill. There the new
“king” will find a hardy race of sav-
age blacks and a land overrrun with
vig game, Including 10,000 buffalo. The
strenuous life Is the only one that has
1 foothold there, and an energetie con-
queror can find “something doing” ev-
try minute.
Although Fanning and Washington
islands grere discovered by Captain
Gdmund Fanning, an American sailor,
THE WIND.
I saw you toss the kites on high
And blow the birfs about the sky;
And all around I heard you pass,
Like ladies’ skirts across the grass—
O wind, a-blowing all day long,
O wind, that sings so loud a song!
I saw the different things you did,
But always you yourself you hid.
1 felt you push, I heard you call,
I could not see yourself at all—
O wind, a-blowing all day long,
O wind, that sings so loud a song!
O you that are so strong and cold,
O blower, are you young or old?
Are you a beast of field and tree,
Or just a‘stronger child than me?
O wind, adlowing all day long,
O wind, that sings so loud a song!
—Robert Lowis Stevenson.
THE ONLY WAY
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F course it was planned before-
© hand, he knew who would do it
best, I’m sure, and perhaps if the
giris had known what the prize was
to be, they would have tried harder for
it, although I think none of us would
have gotten that one.
It came about this way: Ten of us
girls have a sewing club and meet once
a week. We do not accomplish much,
Ned says, because we do too much gos-
sipping, but then, Ned is horrid, any-
way.
Right across the way young Dr.
Thornton has his office, and on a warm
day when the windows were open, he
could hear everything we said, but we
did not realize that until afterward.
We were all slightly acquainted with
him and were dying to know him bet-
ter—he is awfully good-looking, you
know, but all taken up with his work,
which made him even more attractive
to us.
One day we were busy as bees—if
not with fingers, with our chattering—
when the door opened, and In walked
Dr. Thornton. He held a bundle in his
hand, and after greeting us, he walked
up to Maude, who is our president (al-
though how he knew I didn’t find out
untij later), and said: “Miss Williams,
I have rather a peculiar request to
make, but perhaps you will overlook
its peculiarity, as you know I am a
‘lone bachelor.’ I am in an eyen more
Jonely state than usual, as my house-
keeper Is away, and there is no one to
do my mending for me. Th® bundle
contains ten pairs of socks which need
nee Soe awfully (the girls looked
scandal! ), and it struck mé to-day
that possibly as yours wes a ‘Ing
club, you would take pity on cor eae
bachelor’ and each darn a palr for me,
perhaps one pair each will not be too
much of a tax on you, and I shail not
need them until next week.”
Of course we could not refuse, for his
lonetiness and (apparent) helplessness
appealed to us.
The doctor stayed long enough for
us to feel that he was not so
oe he had seemed. I t
membered afterward that he never
once looked toward Claire or spoke to
her during his stay. Claire is our shy
one, with the great brown eyes and
dusky hair with a touch of sunshine
in it—we call her our wood anemone—
the most domestic of us all.
PACIFIC PEARLS WITH
GOOD WILL AND FIX’
THROW? ON THE MARKET~
OPPORTUNITIES TOGET INTO
“KING BUSINESS”
they are British possessions. Unless
the demand for coral necklaces be-
comes more insistent than It has been
for a hundred years or so, the islands
will have little value so far as their
natural production is concerned, so
whether the Union Jack or the Stars
and Stripes float over these micronesia
is a matter of no serious importance.
It must be admitted, however, that
they have some strategic value, for
they lie almost on the course of steam-
ships from Hawali to New Zealand,
and Fanning Island is at present a sta-
tion of one of the “all-British” cables.
This fact has caused some _heart-
burnings among patriots in Australia
and Great Britain. They have sounded
an alarm. They have written to their
newspapers, and have described the
sale as “amazing.” At this stage, the
High Commissioner of the Western Pa-
elfie relieved all the agitated minds by
declaring the purchaser of the islands
must hold them subject to the rights
of the British Crown and the terri-
torial rights of the Pacific Cable Board.
Fanmng Island, the most important
of the Fanning group, which also in-
cludes Palmyra, Washington and
Christmas Islands, was discovered by
Captain Fanning in 1798. The same
year he saw Washington Island for
the first time, and named it for the
American general and patriet. Christ-
mas Island, the most southerly and
easterly of the group, was discovered
by the English navigator, Captain
Cook. Fanning and Washington Islands
were afterward occupied by Gregg and
The doctor started to go, but turned
back and said, as in after-thougkt, “I
never thought about payment.” We all
protested, horrified at his wishing to
pay for what we “considered a pleas-
ure.” “Well,” sald he, “since you re
fuse payment, I will let you do the
work @n one condition—that the one
who darns her pair the neatest shall
accept a prize, and will take whatever
I offer for a prize—of whatever value.”
We agreed to this, and he said, laugh-
ing, “Will you consider this promise
binding?” We promised solemnly that
we would, laughing all the while, as
we thought it all an excellent joke.
The next week when we met we com-
pared our work, and Claire’s mending,
a8 we expected, was so daintily done
that you could hardly tell where the
darns were.
Then the doctor came in, and when
we showed him the socks he declated
Claire’s the best, and said that the
prize was not quite ready, but begged
to be allowed to call on Miss Claire
that evening to bestow it upon her. She
reluctantly said that he might, and the
doctor suggested a meeting next day,
in order that we might (his eyes
twinkling wickedly) see how we liked
the prize. So next day we met, all
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PERSUADED CLAIRE TO ACCEPT THE PRIZE.
eager to see what the mysterious prize
was to be,
In about half an hour the door open-
ed and the doctor and Claire came in
together, he looking very happy and
Claire blushing divinely, but looking
‘not less happy, and what do you sup-
pose?
‘Bhe doctor sald: “Last night I went
to Miss Olaire’s home with the prize,
intending to bestow it upon her, but
when she saw what # was she very
ngly A@clined to take it. I used all
s: of persuasions, teiling her that
she had promised faithfully to take
whatever was offered, of whatever
valu@ At first she sald she htid not
‘said a word of promise, but I held, and
you will all agree with me I know,
that the class had promised for her
as well ag for themselves. Last even-
Ing I had to give up in despair, but
asked her to sleep on it, and I should
robert tk’ the teneotie to) dan ite
Aid not think it would be better to ac-
cept the prize after ail, saying also that
we hid promised to show it to the class
this afternoon, and must not disappoint
them.
“It took a long time, but I have final-
ly persuaded Claire to accept this very
poor prize—myself—but perhaps she
Bignall, two adventurers, who claimed
possession by occupation, At the time
of the laying of the British Pacific
eable an agreement was reached be
tween the British and American gov-
ernments by which the former ac-
quired the sovereignty.
The Fanning group is of coral foun-
dation, being the caps of peaks of a
submarine range of mountains, haying
a general direction of from northwest
to southeast. Fanning Island is really
composed of three islands grouped
around a lagoon. Its general shape is
that of an oyster. English Harbvor is
at the western end of the southermost
island. Here is located the cable sta-
tion and the settlement. Melville Island
has an area of more than 7,000 square
miles. At its greatest breadth it is
about 110 miles across, and Its greatest
length is about the same.
Antécosti Island, at the mouth of the
St. Lawrence River, which was pur-
chased for $125,000 by M. Henri Men-
fer, the ‘chocolate king,” a few years
ago, is about half the size of Melville
Island. M. Menier soon found that he
was not “king” in his island, for the
British government interfered when he
attempted to raise the French ftag and
give the Impression that !t was the
territory of the French Republic. It
remains, however, that as owner of the
island he has sufficient power to gov-
ern it very much as he chooses.
_ Although the proprietor of Anticosti
has already spent almost $5,000,000 on
his improvements, It is admitted he has
a bargain. The lobster fisheries are
considered of great valye; the enor-
mous forests of spruce trees are alone
worth the money, ahd in addition to
this he has a fine game _ preserve,
which, with a party of friends, he vis-
its every year.—Montreal Star.
can utilize it in some way, or make it
over.”
We girls were breathless, as we
never even suspected that they were
more than acquaintances, but ft tafrned
out that the doctor had loved Claire
for ever so long, but she had held bim
at a distance, so that he never get a
chance to tell of his love. One day the
doctor had been stantling at the win-
dow, and overheard the girls talking
about the neatness of Clatre’s work,
when she was menting a tear in
Louise's gown. He decided to take ad-
vantage of this knewledge, and took
this way te get a chance to offer him-
self to Claire—you see, he was pretty
‘sure who would get the prize. It was
very clever of him, I think.
| That is all. The wedding Is to be
the first of next month, and the doctor
insists that the girls shall all be brides-
maids, but I cannot, because, you see,
Ned wants me to make it next month,
so it may be a double wedding.—Bos-
ton Post.
SECRET OF THE PYRAMIDS.
American Engineer Says the Tools
Found Explain Construction.
A Brooklyn engineer of note who spent
several years in Egyptian exploration is
of opinion that the mystery of the pyra-
mids has been solved. The most ex-
traordinary pictures showing 200,000
men hauling on a rope to raise a 200,-
000-pound stone into its proper niche
near the pinnacle of old Cheops is fa-
miliar to all of us. Theories as to the
mode of construction art legion. But
ail the engineering logic and experi-
ence of to-day and for the last 100 years
have failed to cast more than a shadow
over the mystery. Pazzi Smith thought
he knew all about it, but nothing of a
practical nature has come of his re-
searches.
It is singular that our wise men did
not think of examining with critical eye
the tools found in the catacombs. The
old saw—a workman is kno’ by his
tools. Our Brooklynite sya tim the
tools are not those of rock masons nor
mere plasterers’ implements for filling
the cracks betfveen stones, but are
plainly the crude Egyptian plant of op-
eratives engaged in mixing and laying
cement. What a splendjd patch of sand
they had as a foundation for thele ce-
‘ment !
Cement is the coming building mate-
rial. Railroads are renewing thetr steci,
iron and stone piers, abutments, cul-
verts, ete., with it, and it ts expected
‘to last forever. No great skill is re-
‘quired in mamMpulating . There are
‘ne chiseling, hammering, doweling, no
beavy lifting with derricks, no misfits
‘The industry has already grown to
je soon pr®portions, Drop a sack
of cement to the bottom of a river
and in a few minutes you will Imye a
‘solid stone that will never wear away.
Drop 1,000 sacks on top of it ax rount
‘it and presentiy you will have a feun-
dation that will sustain fer ali time a
mifllon-tor! bridge—New York Press.
A Mistake.
“The mills of the gods grind slow?y.”
“Not on your life If they are gallery
fights.”"—Baltimore American.
fii oan acca
The average girl’s nose suits her un-
til she reaches the day when she must
wear glasses, and finds that nose
glasses wiil not stay on.
A mgn's wife may be his better half,
but he usually does all the betting.
1 Sr EN
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Chessy
Rhubarb Cream Pie.
Chop enough fhubarb fine to make i
cup. Add 1 cup of sugar, a pinch of
salt and a grating or two of yellow
lemon peel. Dissolve 1 rounding table-
spoon of cornstarch in 2 tablespoons of
cold water in a cup; fill the cup with
boiling water and stir well. Beat the
yolks of 3 eggs light; add to the rhu-
barb, then the cornstarch and water.
Line a plate with good paste, pour in
the filling and bake in a moderate
oven. Cool and cover with a meringue
made with the stiffly beaten whites of
3 eggs and one-half cup of powdered
sugar. Set in the oven to color lightly.
Tripe With Cream Sauce.
Cut cooked tripe into pieces about an
inch square, and dry them on a nap-
kin. Melt a tablespoonful of butter in
@ saucepan, and put it in one and a
half pints of cut tripe; stir gently, and
fry for five minutes, then cover it and
set it on the side of the range to keep
warm. Melt, in another saucepan, one
tablespoonful of butter, adding a
heaped tablespoonful of flour, stir and
cook for two minutes, add one pint of
illk, half a teaspoonful of salt, then
stir, and cook it to a smooth sauce.
Drain the tripe, add it and serve.
The Secret of Bollinc Water.
To boil anything well it is not nee-
essary to boil it hard. The average
kitchen servant thinks that the more
cofimotion in the water the hotter it
is, and in order to produce this she
burns a great deal of fuel and ruins the
stove by keeping it red hot. Water
placed in a stewpan directly over a red
hot lid will, of course, boil more ve
hemently, yet it will not cook meat or
potatoes any quicker, and not so well
as water that just keeps at the boil-
ing peint and quietly simmers.
Cheese Cutlets.
Put two tablespoonfuls of butter in
a sRucepan, and, while melting, add
four level tablespoonfuls of cornstarch,
a saltspoonful of salt and a dash of
white pepper or paprika. When blend-
ed add one cup of rich milk; stir until
smooth, then add one cup mild Ameri-
can cheese, cut into small pieces, and a
half cup grated Parmesan. Mix thor-
oughly, spread in buttered cutlet molds
or pat into shape with the hands, and,
whea stiff, agg, crumb and fry in deep
fat.
Smothered Potatoes.
Pawe the potatoes and cut into small
cubes, Put them into cold water for a
few minutes, then iato boiling water
and let them boil about ten minutes.
Then drain off all the water and put
the potatoes into a double boiler,
dredge them with a tablespoonful of
flour, add about the same amount of
butter and two cupfuls of milk. Cover
them, and cook gently for twenty min-
utes. Season with salt, pepper and
celery salt. Serve in a hot dish.
Plain Gake.
Cream one-half cupful butter; add to
it one cupful sugar and beat well, then
the yolks of two eggs, with one tea-
spoonful any flavor. Add one-half cup-
ful milk alternately with two cupsful
flour in which has been mixed one tea-
spoonful baking powder, and last of all
add the whites of the eggs beaten to a
suff froth. Bake one hour,
Sasck Statiow- Cake.
A most deliclous cake {s a marsh-
maliow cake, and it is as tempting to
the ee as It is to the bik Two
cupfuls Of sugar, one cupful of butter,
one cupful of milk, yolks of four eggs
and whites of three, four cupfuls of
flour, two large teaspoonfuls of bak!ng
powder. Bake in four long layers.
Ontmeal Rolls.
To a vegetable dish of cold oatmeal
left from breakfast, add one table-
spoonful of melted butter, .one egg,
one pint of hot milk, two tea-
spoonfuls of baking powder, and flour
to make a stiff batter. Bake in gem
irons or muflin rings in a brisk oven.
Catsup Without Seeds,
Boil half an hour briskly the juice
expressed from five pounds of un-
stemmed currants, three pounds of
brown sugar, a pitt of vinegar, a table-
spoonful each of allspice, cloves, pepper,
and a half of cinnamon, a tablespoonful
of salt, with one nutmeg grated.
Spice Cake.
Two cupéuls of brown sugar, one-half
cupful ef butter, two and one-half cup-
fuls of flovr, one cupful of sour milk,
one teaspoonful of soda, one teaspoonful
of groumd cloves, one-half teaspoonful
each of grouta allspice and mustard,
two teaspoonfuls of cinnamon.
Sauce Tartare for Fish.
Make a cup of mayonnaise dressing
and beat gradually into it a teaspoon-
ful each of French mustard, chopped
picklés and minced capers, a dozen
drops of onion juice and a tablespoon-
ful of minced parsley. Beat hard aud
serve.
Hints for the Housewife.
Teast can be made over a gas stove
without scor¢hing and blackening by
putting a thin piece of sheet fron or
tin over the burner. When it is hot
boRi the breafi over it in a bread
toaster.
By cutting old potatoes into small
bails, allowing them to soak fer three
or four hours in cold water, then boil
int, in cold salted water and serving
with cream sauce, a good substitute for
new pothtoes is obtained. ‘
2 es
A Little Lesson
In Patriotism
DEPSPSSSSSSSSSSS
When Pierre Gustave Toutant Beaure-
zard graduated from the United States
Military Academy at West Point in the
class of 1555 he was
immediately asslgn-
ed to duty in the
United States army,
first in the artillery
and then with the
engineers. It was in
the engineering ser-
vice that he fought
through the Mexi-
can War. He was
twice wounded at
the siege of the City
of Mexico, Mobile
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?. G. T. BEAUBEGABD. And New Urieals.
At the outbreak of the secession de-
mands General Beauregard was one of
the first men to resign his position in
the United States army in order to be
tree to offer his services to the Confed-
aracy. Few of those who are not aware
of the conditions of the time can real-
ize what the self-sacrifice in his act
really meant. He was giving up not
merely his old associations in the army
tn whith he had been for over twenty
years, but he was also giving up a cer-
tainty for an uncertainty. Knowing as
he did the resources of the Federal gov-
arnment Beauregard could have hardly
been hopeful of the ultimate success of
the Confederacy.
Immediately after his resignation he
was placed in command of the defenses
of the harbor of Charféston. Beaure-
gard it was who opened the Civil War
by his attack upon Fort Sumter, and
his conduct throughout the war indl-
cated the same impetuous bravery he
exhibited on that occasion.
WHERE PRESIDENTS REST.
What to Do with Bodies of Chief
Executives Is a Question.
The proposal af the descendants of
Andrew Johnson that the Federal gov-
ernment should take his last resting
place as a national cemetery ¥ the
fourth class suggests a new obligation
to our Presidents. What shall we do
with our ex-Presidents has long been
a familiar topic of after-dinner discus-
sion wherever any surviving members
of the craft have gathered, says the
‘Boston Trans@ript. What to do with
the bodies of our Presidents has not
‘before become a national quéstion. A
wholesome sentiment directs that their
graves should not be neglected. The
efforts which are expended abroad
upon memorials to distinguished rulers,
notably the Albert memorial in London,
the grave of Napoleon in Paris, the
Pantheon in Rome, to say nothing of
the pyramids, contrast noticeably with
the democratic simplicity which has
allowed so many of our Presidents to
He in the country graveyards where
the “fathers of the hamlet sleep.”
Three stages are already apparent
in American practice regarding the last
resting places of our Presidents. Seven
of them lie in what was originally pri-
yate grounds of their old-fashioned
estates, in accordance with the custom
of their time. These are: Washington
at Mount Vernon, which is visited by
thousands of tourists annually; Jeffer-
son at Monticello, Jackson on a part
of the Hermitage hear Nashville; Polk
in the garden of his home near the
same city; Taylor in the Taylor fam-
ily cemetery, five miles from Louis-
ville, Ky., which Is a part of the old
farm where he was born, and Andérew
Jackson, whose remains haye rested on
Monument hill near Greenville, Tenn.,
where the monument is pointed out
from the windows of passing trains.
Manners and Times Had Changed
It wa sin Malta harbor on a sultry
day, says the Liverpool Post, that a
four-foot-high midshipman came to
join his first sea-golng ship. Having
duly reported himself to the captain—
an officer of some six foot two Inches—
the latter, literally looking down upon
the boy, said: “Well, youngster, so
you've come to join, eh?” “Yes, if you
please, sir,” replied the midshipmite.
“What is it, same old yarn, sent the
fool of the family to sea, eh?” “No,
sir,” ingeniously replied the midship-
man; “oh, no,@things have altered
since your @me, sir.” “Go away!”
roared the captein, and the-middy flew
as fast as his little legs would take
him. <
Dead Secrest.
Last time Consul Genera] Wynne
came over from London a fellow-pas-
senger was a former Senator who was
terribly seasick. He suffered for ser
eral days.
“One morning,” said Wymne, "the
Senator came out of his stateroom and
ran into a lady who was coming along
the p@ssageway ctad in the scantiest
raiment. She screamed and sought a
place of refuge.
“Don’t be alarmed,’ the seasick
statesman sati ‘Don’t be alarmed,
madam; I shall never live to tell of
it’ "—New York Worl.
Well Trafned.
Lady (at servants’ registry office) —
You see, I'm extremely eyo amd,
therefore, I want a girl that @pes not
answer ba@®. ©
Glerk—I have the very person you
want, mafam. She was a telephone
girl only two days ago.—Sourire.
A country womin’s idea of shiftless-
ness is to see a man doing nothing dur-
ing harvest time.
ma i
Most veople who are satisfied with
themselves don’t want much.
Black Art :n Another Form.
A German gentleman and bis youn:
som, Fritz, were on an express “tr.,)
bound for the seashore.
While Fritz was snoozing, his farther,
who occupied the window seat, suate)«j
his cap and seemingly threw it out of the
open window.
“Aha,” the joking father said, “your
cap is on de outside. Never mind, i'rir-
zy. I'll vistle und it will come on de
instde again mit quickness.”
The father whistled and, at the same
moment, deftly placed the cap on his
attentive son’s head. Fritz was speec!)-
less. He pulled off his head-covering ang
azed at it in wonder and at his pater-
familias in deep admiration for several
minutes. :
As the train neared a bridge the little
chap was inspired. Leaning far out of
the open evindow he dropped the cap, and
turning to his dad confidently, said,
“Vistle, fadder.”—Lippincott's.
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his arms, t#en on other parts of his
body, and then one came on his chest,
worse than the others. Then I called
another physician. Still he grew worse.
At the end of about a year and a half
of suffering he grew so bad I had to
tie his hands in cloths at night to keep
bim from scratching the sores and tear-
ing the flesh. He got to be a mere
skeleton, and was hardly able to walk.
My Aunt advised me to try Cuticura
Soap and Ointment. I sent to the drug
store and got a cake of Soap and a box
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well. He has never had any sores of
any kind since. He is now strong and
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only fof your most wonderful remedies
my precious child would have died
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Modern Ingenuity.
The manufacturers of glucose honey
show as much ingenuity in putting the
corpse of a bee in each jar as is shown
by the canners of catfish in putting bits
of salmon backbone in the cans.—QAt-
lanta Constitution.
—_—____—
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—The women of Bosnia have their
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FOR A TWITCHING HAND.
It’s Said That the Grapple Swing Will
Cure the Trouble.
Hand trembling, an affliction akin to
“writers’ cramp,” is apt to result from
the long continued exercise of certain
muscles and the neglect of others.
The worst feature of the trouble, ac-
cording to Health-Culture, is its trick of
coming on at the very time when steadi-
ness of hand would be most desirable.
‘The twitch of a map finisher’s muscles
may throw a national frontier 100 miles
out of treaty lines; type words may get
glued together like the nouns of the
Volapuk craze.
Hot baths afford only temporary re-
lief; drugs might as well be prescribed
to a stutterer; but there is one never
failing mechanical specifie—the grapple
swing cure,
Procure a couple of iron rings—say,
five inches in diameter—and fasten them
high enough to keep an experimenter’s
feet off the ground when he attempts to
dangle by one hand for a second or two.
Practice will raise his score to half a
minute, and by that time the tremors
will have vanished for the next half
year.
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Flag Butler Scized at New Orleans.
Stowed away in the musty basement
vault of city hall is the rebel flag that
floated over the New Orleans city hall
when that_city was captured by Gen.
Benjamin F, Butler and the naval forces
under Admiral Farragut in April, 1862.
‘The flag must have been a beautiful
silk banner when Gen. Butler hauled it
down from the top of the New Orleans
city hall. Time, however, has played
havoc with it, and it is now torn and tat-
tered. The red, white and blue colors
are much faded, but the gold stars on
the upper right hand corner are still
bright, and stand out in bold relief on
the blue ground.
Gouncilman Thomas F. Doherty of
East Boston says that it is his intention
to introduce an order at the next meeting
of the common council, authorizing
Mayor Fitzgerald to return the old flag
to the city authorities of New Orleans.
“I believe that it would be a graceful
thing to return the old flag to the au-
thorities of New Orleans,” said Council-
man Doherty this morning. “It would be
in keeping with the spirit of the times,
and demonstrate that all animosities of
the Civil war are gone forever.””—Boston
Globe.
a
Professional Beggine-Letter Writers.
Imposture is carried to such extremes
that professional begging letter writers
exist in the east end, who scribble ap-
peals to the charitable at twooence or
threepence apiece, with the result that
well known philanthropists receive let-
ters from numerous people in distress
all written in the same band.—London
Jewish Chronicle.
———_——_-—_——_
“NO TROUBLE”
To Change from Coffee to Postum.
“Postum has done a world of good
for me,” writes an Ilinols man.
“l've had indigestion nearly all my
life, but never dreamed coffee was the
cause of my trouble until last spring I
got so bad I was in misery all the
time.
“A coffee drinker for thirty years, it
irritated my stomach and nerves, yet
1 was just crazy for it. After drinking
it with my meals, I would leave the
table, go out and lose my meal and the
coffee too, Then I'd be as hungry $8
ever,
“A friend advised me to quit coffee
and use Postum—said it cured him.
Since taking his advice I retain my
food and get all the good out of it, and
don’t have those awful hungry spells.
“I changed from eoffee to Postum
without any trouble whatever, felt bet-
ter from the first day I drank #t. I am
well now and give the credit to
Postum.” Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Creek, Mich. Read the little
book, “The Road to Wellville,” in pkgs.
“There’s a reason.”
THE FISHER’S COTTAGE.
We sat by the fisher’s cottage,
And looked at the stormy tide;
The evening mist came rising,
And floating far and wide.
One by one in the Nghthouse
The lamps shone out on high;
And far on the dim horizon
A ship went sailing by.
We spoke of storm ana See
Of sailors, and how they live;
Of journeys ‘twixt sky aud water,
And the sorrows and joys they give.
We spoke of distant countries,
In regions strange and fair,
And of the wondrous beings
And curious customs there;
Of perfumed lamps on the Ganges,
Which are launcked in the twilight hour;
And the dark and silent Brahmins,
Who wership the lotus flower.
Of the wretched dwarfs of Lapland—
Broad-headed, wide-mouthed, and small—
Who crouch round their oil fires, cooking,
And chatter and scream and bawl.
And the maidens earnestly listened,
Till at last we spoke no more;
‘The ship like a shadow had vanished,
And darkness fell deep on the shore.
—Heinrich Heine.
AFTER HOPE WAS DEAD.
AE De ee ees ee
“Oh, are you? I would not have imag-
ined it.”
Bruce Conklin’s attention had been dis-
tracted, but he now took a good look at
the girl standing before him, with down-
east eyes and crimson cheeks. Her dress
first claimed his attention. It was a
fated print, darned in many places and
was evidently the best she had. From
the garment his eyes wandered to the
curly brown head, which just reached to
his ‘breast, shifting and resting finally
on her sweet and pretty face. Her fea-
{ures were regular and delicate. The lit-
tle nose was straight, and eyes large,
and the mouth--when had he seen such a
meuth? Its expression when she smiled
begot in him an ajmost irresistible desire
to stoop and press his lip to it.
“['m afraid, Ym afraid!” he said at
length, as the girl modestly turned her
face away frcm his searching scrutiny;
“[’m afraid you are too little and too
delicate.”
“Oh, but I am not, indeed. I can
work. You will see that I can.”
“But your weight would not hold you
down to such work as you would have
to do here. It’s one everlasting grind at
this farm, let me tell you. I am sorry
to say it, but it is true. There doesn’t
seem to be any end to the work. The
last girl we had wisely threw up her job
and decamped. I didn’t blame her. But,
somehow, things keep cropping up all
around you that must be done, and there
must be some one to do it. If it is al-
lowed to accumulate it simply swamps
us. You are too little. You couldn’t
stand that sort of drudgery.”
“But, since you want a girl, would you
at least give me a chance to try?”
“Well, yes, I might do that, but I
would first have to consult my aunt.
She’s housekeeper and queen regent just
at present, and it wouldn’t do to take
any steps where the household affairs
are concerned without first consulting
‘her. Supposing we go to the house and
see what she says about it. Of course
you aie from the village, but tell me your
name”
“My name is Sallie Meadows.” the girl
answered, and once more she blushed be-
neath the searching scrutiny of his eyes,
and her own fell. Modest in the extreme,
her flushed and heated face bore evidence
of the ordeal she was undergoing of
which Bruce was eventually aware. He
did not suspect, little as she was, that
there was a woman’s heart beating be-
neath her shabby garment, and that it
was his handsome face which had de-
prived her of her self-possession.
Owing to the unceremonious departure
of their late domestic, who could not be-
come reconciled to a life of drudgery on
the farm, the need of some sort of help
was urgent, and Miss Collins, the aunt in
question, concluded to give Sallie a trial.
She had her misgivings, as she looked
at her delicate little hands, but even
these hands would be better than none at
all. This decision having been reached,
Bruce hitched up the buggy and took
Sallie home, engaging to come for herself
and her belongings the next day.
As might be supposed, Sallie’s belong-
ings did not materially tax the carrying
capacity of Bruce’s buggy, and a feeling
of pity surged to his heart as he noted
the extent of her wardrobe, deposited, as
it was, in a receptacle no larger than an
ordinary bandbox. It was but natural
that she should be fond of pretty clothes,
but those little hands of hers would first
have to earn the wherewithal to get
them, and to earn it on a farm—Bruce
knew what that meant.
The week which followed was one of
surprises to Aunt Jane and Bruce. More
especially to Aunt Jane, for that the
village, the brazen and frivolous girls of
whieh she had always held in supreme
contempt, should have held such a little
jewel as Sallie she would not have
thought possible Mild, gentle and af-
fectionate, an industrious and competent
little worker, that was what the week
had disclosed of the new acquisition to
the household. But the surprises were
not confined to Miss Collins and Bruce;
Sallie had also been agreeably unde-
ceived. Her first impression of Bruce’s
aunt was not flattering, and that she
should prove anything but the exacting
taskmistress she had thought to find her
was a revelation. She knew now that
she would be able to hold her situation,
and dearly loving her surroundings, this
thought oceasionally brought the fra-
grance of a song from her lips. There
was yet another thought, later on, that
stirred her heart into giving vent to these
little melodies which occasionally caught
Bruce’s ear. He invariably stopped to
listen when he heard her sing, for these
outbursts were trilled by a voice that
was soft and inexpressibly sweet.
It was not long before Miss Collins
began ‘to suspect the possible source of
the inspiration that had come into the
girl’s life, rendering her impervious to
fatigue. She was such a little thing that
Bruce had been treating her very much
as he might have treated a child, it was
so natural to cateh her, in passing, and
press his lips to hers, or rub his face for
un instant on her soft cheek, as he might
have ae it ae that of an one
Sallie took it all in good part, so w!
-vus the differences But Miss Collins
thought differently as this state of affairs
finally came to her knowledge.
Bruce was engaged. Engaged to a
fashionable city butterfly _Who | would
compared to the jewel he would have
had in his little Sallie; but since he was
no longer free she would see to it that
these attentions to Sallie would cease.
As a result of this determination on the
part of the aunt, Sallie now became con-
scious of a change in Bruce, and, like
a thunderbc!t from a clear sky, came at
last the announcement of his approach-
ing marriage. Not from Bruce himself,
nor from his aunt, did she gain this
knowledge, but through a chance remark
she had heard at the village.
Bruce must not know, neither must
his aunt, nor her mother, nor any one
else. She was thankful now that she
had never expressed her admiration for
him to any of her friends. She would
brace herself for the ordeal, and remain
till after the marriage, for to leave sud-
denly now, when it was known how
dearly she loved the place, must inevita
bly betray her secret. She would not
have them say she had gone to the farm
expressly to throw herself at Bruce
Conkiin’s head. Yes, she was a slip of
a girl. as he said, « silly little thing to be-
lieve that he could have meant anything
by his endearments and his kisses. She
was but a child in spite of her sixteen
years: it was but natural that a man
should be deceived by her appearance
and take the liberty to caress her when-
ever he chose as he might caress a baby
in its mother’s arms. When would it be,
she wendered ?
A month passed, and, as yet, there
were no preparations in evidence for the
important event. What mystified her
was a sudden and great change that had
taken place in Bruce. He scarcely spoke
to her now, or te his aunt, either. Some-
thing had tappened to cast a gloom over
the home, but, whatever it was, it was
clear that they did not intend to confide
in her.
“Hew does he take it?”
It was at the postoffice, while waiting
for the mail to be distributed, that she
overheard the remark. Two young men
just behind her were conversing in a low
tone of voice.
“Rather hard, I believe. But Bruce
is a sensible fellow and I think a little
reasoning will convince him that it was
for the best. He could never have lived
happily with that sort of girl. I feel
sorry for him, though. To learn, with-
out a moment’s warning, that your
sweetheart has become the wife of some
other man must be painful beyond con-
ception.”
‘The window opened at this juncture,
and, but for the rush that followed,
Sallie felt that those nearest her must
have heard the beating of her heart.
Could she be glad, now that she knew
the nature of the trouble which had been
evident to her for some time? And yet,
in her self-reproach, how could she stifle
this great joy which was thrilling every
fiber of her being?
Two years had passed. They had re-
stored Bruce to a semblance of his for-
mer self again and had added a little to
Sallie’s stature.
“My hand right here.” he said, indi-
cating the spot on his breast, “was just
level with the top of your head, and
now see how much I must raise it.” He
threw out his arms as he ceased speak-
ing, encircling her neck, and drew her
close to him.
“Sallie, I love you. You don’t know
how dearly. Let me present you to my
aunt as the future mistress of my home.
May 17”
Sallie’s brown eyes opened wide as she
raised them searchingly to his own.
“Bruce, do you mean it?”
“Do I mean it?”
“But I’m so little. I’m such a slip of
a girl. What would your aunt say?”
“But you are 18.”
“Am 1? I would not have imagined
it,”
Both laughed.
“How well you remember.”—The
Ploughman.
THE CYNIC PHILOSOPHER.
| The test of fame is the parody.
| A fellow neyer knows he is in love
till the girl tells him.
a
_ There are no return tickets issued from
‘the frying pan into the fire.
) ee
It’s our charity that aiways covers
a multitude of other people’s sins.
. Some girls seem to think that every
oe is a man after her own heart.
_ The height of realism is to sing coon
Songs till you are black in the face.
| Making a mountain out of a molebill
super to the real estate speculator.
The fellow who is looking for trouble
frequently overestimates his capacity.
The people who write articles on how
‘to sueceed are not always able to sell
| them.
_ One-half the world is down on auto-
mobiles, and the other half is down un-
der them.
A man never hears the best things
that are said about him, because he is
dead then.
Married life may be one grand, sweet
song, but the average man’s voice isn’t
educated up to it.
If we all loved our neighbors as we
love ourselves the world would become a
mutual admiration society.
Feminine bathing suits are higher this
year. In fact, most of them are several
feet above the level of the sea.
Only a few of us can have our faces
on banknotes. Most of us would prefer
to have our hands on them, anyway.
It is true that a woman promises to
live, honor, and obey, but a man prom-
ises to endow her with all his earthly
goods, so it’s an even break.
When a man’s estate is valued at
$100,000 and “upward” it doesn’t neces-
sarily imply that he has taken any of it
with him.—New York Times.
His Bargain.
“My dear,” says the thoughtful hus-
band, entering the house with a huge
package in his arms, “you remember last
week when you secured such a wonder-
ful bargain in shirts at 48 cents and
neckties at three for a quarter for me?”
“Yes, love,” says the fond wife.
“Well, don’t think I didn’t appreciate
your thoughtfulness. See, I have bought
something for you. I noticed some beau-
tiful green and yellow plaid goods in a
show window on my way home, and
bought you eighty yards of it at 4 cents
a yard. The clerk said it was a great
bargain, and it will make enough dresses
to last you two years. Why she has
fainted!’—Kinsley Mercury.
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F. D. Coburn, secretary of the board
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issuing a bulletin advising the Kansas
farmers to devote a little pee and a
little time to the culture of the Russian
sunflower.
Mr. Coburn has found that there is
a good market in England and other
countries of Europe for the sunilower
seeds, which when ground and crushed
produce an oil that is used in the manu-
Etesce of the finest toilet soaps. Mr.
Coburn learned of this through a letter
from H. A. W. Corfield of London, who
asked that the names of farmers who
produce sunflower seeds be sent to him.
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The Sufferings of a Citizen of Olym-
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L. S. Gorham, of 516 East 4th St.,
Olympia, Wash., says: “Six years ago
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A St. Joe woman had a husband whe
was good to her, but there was anothel
man she knew who wrote poetry. Hei
husband found this poem the poet wrote
his wife and promptly killed the womar
and himself; the poet, however, escaped
Give me a kiss, add to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty add a hundred more
A thousand to that hundred, so kiss on,
‘To make that thousand up a million;
‘Treble that million, and when that is done
Let’s kiss afresl as when we fire begun.
Now what is there in that to make ¢
woman turn down a good husband?—
Atchison Globe.
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, The Jobbers and Manufacturers @aso0
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August and September.
Any merchant in the See is en.
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for the round trip, not alone for himsel!
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You can buy tickets to Milwaukee as
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First Excursion, August 4 to 12 and
return home August 6 to 22.
Second Excursion, August 18 to 26 and
return home August 20 to September 5.
Third Excursion, September 1 to 9 anc
return home September 3 to 19.
Ask for ticket to Milwaukee at ful
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A. A. Wieber as clerk of the circuit
court, is sueceeding remarkably well in
his campaign. Every day adds to his
strength and hundreds of lawyers and
other professional and business men are
pledging him their support.
t GENERAL INIEnDoL ;
Health officers at Forth Worth, Tex.,
have stopped the importation from Mex-
ico of a large shipment of human ‘bones
to be used as fertilizer.
The Memphis election commissioners
plan to have clergymen for officials at
the county election and to open the polis
with prayer as a means of securing @
fair vote.
Pettit’s hotel, at Jamaica, L. L.,
which in its day sheltered George Wash-
ington and other noted men, has been
sold and is to be torn down to make
way for business buildings.
One hundred ant fifty men arrested
at New Orleans, La., on Sunday in an
effort to enforce the blue laws were
fined 10 cents each in the local courts.
The Sunday closing movement is>re-
garded as a farce.
Mrs. J. W. Bergen of Petersburg, Ind.,
had her pet dog interred in the cemetery.
People protested so strongly that the
sexton took up the remains of the dog
and buried them in the woods near its
former burial place.
Three American women touring Japan
were arrested in Ino province and re-
leased after their cameras were de-
stroyed because they had made photv-
graphs of Japanese women bathing at a
public bathing house.
James Lauterdale, 70, and Varrissa L.
C. Chinn, 60. owners of 300 acres of land
lying side by side, were married at
Booneville, Ind. Lauterdale told a neigh-
bor that he needed a cook, and Mrs.
Chinn proposed to him.
The authorities of Millerton, N. Y..
haye appointed Col. Card, editor of the
Millerton Telegram, a policeman. His
subscribers are anticipating hot news
in The Telegram, as they think he is
now in a position to make it.
Because her husband would not buy
her an automobile and spend more time
entertaining her, Mrs. Frank H. Kirby
of Meriden, Conn., attempted suicide by
taking carbolic acid. She will recover
and her husband will buy the desired
auto,
Settlers of the Shoshone Indian reser-
vation, soon to be opened, are perturbed
over announcement that the Holy Rollers
of Michigan and Beilhart’s Spirit Fruit
followers are seeking to establish towns
in the new country. Trouble is feared
should the attempt be made.
Because David Tent, a 17-year-old boy
of Kansas City, has a mania for kissing
pretty girls on the street, he is to be
sent out of that city. The boy came
here recently from Beatrice, Neb., where
he had been attending a school for the
feeble-minded. He has been arrested sev-
eral times.
Gibson D. Packer. of Pittsburg, Pa.,
former counsel for the Carnegie Steel
company, has paid Mrs. Mary I. Vetter,
a pretty young widow, who sued him
for breach of promise, $25,000 in settle-
ment of all claims. She sued for $100,-
000. Mrs. Vetter asserted that she fre-
quently accompanied Packer on business
trips east.
Seeing nothing ahead but a life of
drudgery and desiring one good time be-
fore they died, Warren Greenstreet and
Miss Maggie Downhour of Kokomo,
Ind., who were engaged to be married,
made a proposition to sell their bodies
to physicians, spend the money obtained
in a grand final celebration and then
ccmmit suicide. They were arrested.
After securing a special marriage li-
cense and Rev. Philip Solamoni, a spe-
cially imported Syrian priest, was robed
for the ceremony, pretty, whimsical
Mary Schafe, fiancee of J. F. Joseph,
changed her mind at the altar in La
Crosse, and will not wed until the Christ-
mas holidays. “Let her have her own
way,” says Joseph; “she’s worth wait-
ing for.”
While a trial was in progress in the
court of Magistrate McKane at East St.
Louis, the magistrate became annoyed
by the conduct of Silas P. Chapin and
Alexander Flannigan, who were murmur-
ing a tune together. He called the of-
fending songsters before the bar and
made them sing the long meter doxology,
while the spectators bo ipgecncee Then they
were ordered out of the courtroom.
Persons who went to the office of Vil-
Jage Assessor Frank Fenner of South
Orange, N. J., with complaints that their
property was assessed at too high a fig-
ure, and that they would sell it for less
than the amount of the assessment, were
told by the assessor, as he flashed a big
roll: “I'll buy your property at your fig-
ure.” Every complaining property
owner withdrew his objection when the
money was displayed.
John Moffatt of TE SEOe N. Y., went
fishing for bank notes. is pool was
the cashier's desk of the First National
bank in Oneonta. While the cashier
wasn’t looking Moffatt cast his bent. oe
hook into a school of “toadskins.” Just
as he was tending a “ten speck” beauty
_ the cashier turned around. Moffatt fled
to the hills. He was arrested about
two hours later at his home. The bank
officials say his day’s angling netted him
little.
THE BATTLE-FIELDS.
OLD SOLDIERS TALK OVER
ARMY EXPERIENCES.
The Blue and the Gray Review Inci-
dents of the Late War, and in a
Graphic and Interesting Manner
Tell of Camp, March and Battle.
About March 1, 1862, the Fourth
Wisconsin, Sixth Michigan and Twen-
ty-first Indiana and a battery were all
crowded onto and into the Pacific Mall
Steamship Constitution, then claimed
to be the next largest ship to the Great
Eastern. We boarded her at Newport
News two days before the great naval
battle between the Merrimac and Mon-
itor. The men were so crowded that
it took me half a day to go from the
cabin to the hold, where part of my
company had been stowed, and get
back to the cabin. We were to be
landed on Ship Island, about 100 miles
east of New Orleans, and about four-
teen miles south of the Mississippi
const. As the steamer came to New-
port News, she had to pass within one
and a half miles of the rebel rifled
battery on Sewell’s Point, on the south
side of the James River. This battery
took several shots ue the steamer on
her way to the landing and got her
range.
As we started for sea we all knew
we would be shot at again, with 2
strong probability that some of us
would be hit. But our pilot played it
on the Jobnnies thus: He took up a
moderate, steady speed, so the John-
uies would make their calculations for
their aim on our speed. But steam was
up 2s strong as the boilers would bear,
and the instant the smoke was seen to
leave the gun all the steam was let
into the engines, which in a minute
nearly doubled our speed. This threw
their calculations out of joint, and all
the second and third loading and firing
fell behind the ship; but the first shot
passed over Col. Payne’s (Fourth Wis-
consin) head, who was standing on the
bridge between the wheelhouses. The
second shot struck about 300 yards
before reaching the ship, and the rico-
chet sent the ball over the deck. Gen.
Phelps (the old Connecticut Abolition-
ist) said if the muzzle of the first gun
ha@ been depressed the elghth of an
inch the ball would have struck ship
at the water line. The second gun was
depressed a trifle too much. So we got
cut of the James with only a scare.
But I here remark that it took more
nerve to look out of my state-room
window through a good fieldglass, by
means of which I could see the season
cracks in the flagstaff and the rope,
and into the dark hole in the muzzle
of the cannon, and see it belch out the
great cloud of white smoke, thereby
knowing the ball was coming for us,
than it did later to stand in line of the
enemy’s fire at much shorter range.
Our next trouble was seasickness.
The men in the hold were as helpless
as babies, and were desperately seasick
for a day and a half. We passed
through a gale off Cape Hatteras,
where the ship was lost after the war.
When we got near Florida the hea,
became oppressive, and the men below
would climb to the deck and up into
the rigging. As the boilers consumed
fifty tons of coal each day, our ballast
grew so light that the ship would rock
till the mast seemed to lean half way
to the water at times. After we
passed Key West the ship rocked over
a wave and tilted so far that most of
us on deck were thrown on our knees.
I was standing within ten feet of the
captain, and I never heard a man
squall as he did. He was generally a
mild-mannered man, but he then
looked like a hungry Hon let out of his
cage. He ordered the men down out
of the rigging and below, with a voice
that made them all skin down like so
many scared cats. Then he sent a man
to the cabin to tell Gen. Williams to
come on deck at once. The General
was a stiff West Pointer, and resented
the impertinence, as he thought it. Be-
ing in the cabin, he had not realized the
danger. He replied: “Tell Capt. ——
if he wants to see me to come to the
cabin.” The Captain sent word back:
“Tell Gen. Williams to report to me on
deck at once or I’ll put him in irons,”
Willlams came on deck looking like a
thundercloud, and demanded of the
Captain: “What do you mean, sir? I
am in command of this expedition.”
“Yes, sir,” said the Captain. “You are
in command of this expedition. You
can order me to any port in the world
and I will go, but you can’t tell me how
to trim my ship while I am going. In
that I outrank you, str. Now, put your
men below at once,”
One of the staff, who had been on
deck and knew the danger, stepped up
and told the General the danger, and
he somewhat reluctantly allowed the
Captain to outrank him. The men went
below. Then the Captain called all the
company officers together and made this
little speech: “Gentlemen, we are in
great danger of capsizing, and in a
rough sea we could not avoid it. My
coal is well consumed, which makes me
short of ballast. Should this ship be
disabled, no ten ships mn the world, If
they should all appear at once, could
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stairway and pass over the deck back
to the rear.” This was done, and there
was a solid stream of men thus passing
till we landed on the island next fore-
noon.
When we landed we found the Twen-
ty-sixth Massachusetts, who had been
on the island several weeks, and had
been on half rations for the last seven
days; but they were so glad to see us
they divided rations with us. Before
our rations could be got to shore there
came up a terrible storm, which kept
the sea so rough for two days that
nothing could be taken off. That made
three days’ fasting for me, for the ship
didn’t feed us after they got in sight
of the landing. Hunger was no name
for us, The storm was in the night,
and I thought the wzves would sweep
us from the Island, which is a turtle-
back of sand. I stood out in the rain
and braced against my tent to hold it
against the wind. Tents were down
everywhere, and we could see the men
by the lightning’s flashes working to
save and to mend the situation. Our
Lieutenant Colonel came along and
asked me in an excited voice: “Cap-
tain, what do you think of this storm?”
“I think it is a darned big one,” sald
I, holding onto my tent post. “Captain,
this is a serious matter, and I don’t
want an impertinent answer. I want
to know what to do with my men.”
“Dam-fi-no,” said I, still bucking
against the wind. It seemed as if the
wind would never stop. That night the
Colonel, the Captain and “Big Sam,”
all of the Twenty-first Indiana, went on
board of one of the ships to get a good
supper. The storm caught them, and
in attempting to reach the shore they
were obliged to climb Into an old river
steamer called The Lewis, which had
been captured and recaptured so many
times that the deck was splintered by
shots. It was the only craft they could
climb into without help from the deck.
Being top-heavy, it rucked like an over-
crowded baby cradle. All the ships—
about a dozen—dragged their anchors
and bumped against each other and
broke great holes in thetr sides.
“Big Sam” was a bully, and whipped
all the men in the regiment who did not
run from him or beg his mercy; but he
could not stand in Ine and take the
enemy’s fire. He was a physical cow-
ard, in short. He only of the three
could row the boat, and he jumped into
the yawl to get to shore. The Colonel
cocked his revolver, and with vehement
oaths ordered him to come back to the
steamer. The Chaplain, with hat in
hand raised toward the clouds, prayed
as never a preacher prayed as a mere
formality. “Big Sam” returned for
them. It was fun to hear of this affair
as related by the sailors after the dan-
ger was over. The Colonel's swearing
and the Chaplain’s praying were heard
above the noise and roar of the wind,
waves and thunder. Wnen asked about
it weeks afterward the Chaplain got up
and walked off without answering.
The Fourteenth Maine had some
dozen men confined in the guard tent.
Lightning struck the center pole, and
killed seven of them and injured the
others. The guard was pacing back and
forth before the tent, holding his gun
at a shoulder arms. The lightning
stroke bent his gun barrel into an ox-
bow or capital U and threw it twenty
feet away, but did no damage to the
guard except to numb his right arm for
a few hours.
It was hard to drive tent pins in this
sand, as it would compact under the
blow like stone, yet the flutter of the
tent fly would loosen them, pull them
out and filp them clear over the tent.
We had to take down and reset our
tents day and night when it was windy.
I have found it blown through the key-
hole into my trunk till it was piled
from the bottom up to the keyhole,
often containing over a quart of sand.
In cooking and eating so much sand
would get into our grub that we got
enough into our eraws to take New Or-
leans. Graves that yesterday were ten
feet deep to-day would show the top
of the coffin box. It was tiresome drill-
ing in such sand, and we were kept at
it. Gen, Butler was called “the Old
Picayune” by the troops, because some
rebel papers captured from the coast
‘steamers called him “Picayune Butler,”
after the negro song. When we later
occupied New Orleans the bands played
“Picayune Butler” at every dress parade
tor a month—Captain John T. Camp-
bell, Soldiers’ Home, Lafayette, Ind., in
| National Tribune.
| Couldn’t Wait for the Pictures.
| General Grant records a good story,
eae used to amuse him greatly, of a
certain rough carpenter who accompan-
ied “Stonewall” Jackson in many of
his marches. Once when the genera]
‘was making a rapid movement, he
rame to a deen stream: the bridce had
| General Grant records a good story,
ene used to amuse him greatly, of a
certain rough carpenter who accompan-
‘ied “Stonewall” Jackson in many of
his marches. Once when the genera]
was making a rapid movement, he
came to a deep stream; the bridge had
been burned, and tt was necessary it
should be restored as soon as possible.
Jackson sent for his engineers and the
carpenter, telling them what was re-
quired, and the engineers retired to
their tents to prepare thelr plans. Two
hours later the carpenter reported:
“Gineral, that bridge is finished, but
them picters ain’t come yet.”
It happened several times, while we
were on the march tn the South, that
we came upon bands of negroes who
believed, because we were Lincoln’s
soldiers, that Lincoln was himself with
us.
Upon one such occasion I remember
that, upon hearing such an inquiry, we
pointed to a tall, good-natured soldier
as President Lincoln. To see those poor
fellows gather about him and excitedly
ask him questions, admiration express-
ed in every feature while they called
God’s blessing upon Massa Lincoln,
was too much. We could scarcely keep
our eyes dry.
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nore required by Irishmen than In the
natter of. intoxicating drink,” writes
he Bishop of Ross in his annual pas-
oral. “Drink is the most inveterate
id the most powerful foe of the Irish
ywople. The drink habit has hung like
1 pall of gloom darkening the fair face
of the Island of Saints. ‘The population
lecreased year after year, but the tide
of porter rose higher and higher, and
chreatened to submerge the country.
But, thank God, the turning point has
yeen reached—the rushing tide has be-
zun te ebb. In the year 1904 the drink
oil of Ireland was £494,000—roundly,
aalf a million pounds—-less then in the
orevious year. There was a decrease
in the expenditure, botn in whisky and
oorter; but the decrease on porter was
far the larger. The figares for 1905 are
aot yet available, but it is known that
the consumption has fallen much below
that of 1904. There has also been a de-
crease tn the number of public houses.
These facts are encouraging; but we
must remember that the cost of drink
to the Irish people still reaches the ap-
palling amount of thirteen million
pounds. We must, therefore, by every
means, strengthen our virtue of self-
control. Now that the enemy has be-
zun to waver and retreat, we must at-
tack bim with redoubled courage and
bravery until we have achieved a com-
plete victory of a sober Ireland.”
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194 Third Street, Milwaukee, Wis.
Under the above heading the follow-
ing, by Rev. John F. Hill, D. D., ap-
pears in the editorial columns of the
Kansas City World:
The young man who drinks strong
liquor is like the commander of a for-
tified city who deliberately admits a
kuown enemy within its walls.
Drink is more hostile and more dead-
iy than any army. It has sent more
wen to destruction and death than have
all the armies of the world.
There is nothing in it. You cannot
gain by it; you may lose everything,
Lealth, position, reputation, self-respect,
manhood, soul.
The first drink admits a demon that
every successive drink strengtuens un-
til some day it may be strong enough to
dominate and glut its ravenous appe-
tite with our brain and blood.
Don’t deceive yourself about your
strength. You know nothing about that
until the test comes, and then it often
ts too late. You may never be sure you
have the strength to resist until you
have asserted that strength by resist-
ance.
To resist once or twice, or a dozen
times does not prove a strength to re-
sist always. It can be proved only by
constant and unfailing resistance. Any
man can resist sometimes. The only
man who can have absolute confidence
in his power to resist is he who never
drinks at all. If you have the strength
use it, Assert it now. One drink more
may be too much. Be strong right now.
It is your best chance.
Strong young man! If you can to-
day mock at the assertion that one
drink is too much, some day you may
think the same of ten drinks, and later
of twenty. And when that day comes
the strength that could not resist one
drink, before appetite was formed, will
be as a straw In a whirlwind.
If you have not the strength and
sense to stop drinking right now, when
will you have it? Will continued yield-
ing give you added strength or better
sense?
When the raveled nerves of a disor-
dered stomach, and the flaccid tissues
of a softening brain demand whiskey,
will you, who could not resist when
strength and sense were whole and
eraving was unknown—will you be bet-
ter able to resist then?
It is not an abstruse question of
plety, or ethics, or morality; it is a
simple question of common sense and
iiealth.
One does not need to become a drunk-
ard in the gutter to be injured by whis-
ky. It is poison even in small quanti-
ties.
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long time at 6 per cent. interest. Address,
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Temperance Notes.
The Belgian parliament has almost
unanimously approved the law forbid-
ding the sale and manufacture of ab-
sinthe in Belgium. A movement has
also been started in France to introduce
a similar law there.
Hydrate of ehloral has been recog-
nized as the very common drug used in
saloons for the purpose of rendering the
drinkers unconscious. Different forms
of opium are also used, but they are not
so easily concealed as the former, and
sometimes are followed by the death
of the person.
Arthur Sherwell, in his “Drink Peril
in Scotland,” has a chapter on the
growth of alcoholic insanity in Scot-
jand. Having traced this growth of in-
sanity to alcoholism, he produces the
terrific figures that, while the popula-
tion has increased since 1858 but 49
per cent, insanity has increased 180
per cent.
The Amalgamated Association of
[ron and Steel Workers have done a
good work for temperance by refusing
to sanction a strike of three hundred
skilled men on account of the discharge
of a puddler for going into a saloon
daring working hours. “his holds up
the hands of employers in their efforts
to repress drinking by their employes.
s .
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neighboring states—more especially in the smaller
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Applications are solicited from the rural districts
and smaller cities of the southern states. Address
Management, 729 St. Paul Avenue, Milwaukee, Wis.